Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, Mace gave us a tip today, may still
Speaker 1: give us a little tip. What did I do about
Speaker 1: about your white shirt?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: I did give you a tip so apparently apparently even apparently.
Speaker 3: But whenever you're hungover or feeling crap, wear a white
Speaker 3: T shirt.
Speaker 4: Freshened you up?
Speaker 2: And I pointed out, and what.
Speaker 5: Black today? Yeah?
Speaker 6: It gives you just when it's hot. It's gonna be
Speaker 6: hot today.
Speaker 2: Yeah, did you need freshening white?
Speaker 4: I didn't need freshening, not today.
Speaker 5: Are you fresh today?
Speaker 4: I am fresh today? Actually, I got up in box
Speaker 4: this morning. Whereabouts one too? Did see the other guy
Speaker 4: South Melbourne?
Speaker 3: One to South Melbourne shout out, goodnight.
Speaker 7: Watch it's a very limited life. Spand like.
Speaker 2: I was complimenting on her watching, I was cooking like
Speaker 2: people watching.
Speaker 5: I was cooking his spag the other night. And there's
Speaker 5: nothing worse.
Speaker 8: Brand new Unico T shirt, white T shirt and it's
Speaker 8: splattered and it's it cannot salvage that.
Speaker 5: It's dark.
Speaker 2: Done, it's done.
Speaker 8: You get those You need to whip it off straight away.
Speaker 7: If you've got sunscreen on and the collar goes yellow.
Speaker 8: The festy colors shocking. Also back in my TV days
Speaker 8: when you skip a bit of makeup on.
Speaker 4: This bit from I've got a trick for that too.
Speaker 3: So whenever you're putting on something that you don't want
Speaker 3: to get makeup or faked tan on.
Speaker 4: Your hair, spray it. You use hairspray, You spray it
Speaker 4: on this and then it doesn't rub.
Speaker 7: Doesn't that go yellow?
Speaker 2: Though?
Speaker 4: Nope? Does this look yellow to you?
Speaker 2: And sprayed?
Speaker 4: Not today? But usually.
Speaker 3: Yeah it's not today because I haven't today, but yes,
Speaker 3: if I'm going like, if I'm going out.
Speaker 5: And stuff's a good hack for those listening.
Speaker 4: Anyone else, neckline and the arms because of the makeup.
Speaker 3: Because I'm five, faked tan because I'm fake, I'm actually
Speaker 3: a catfish.
Speaker 5: Anyone else got any hacks?
Speaker 9: When we used to go out in summer and because
Speaker 9: you particularly if you were trying to meet a young
Speaker 9: lady at night, clothing and stuff, Yeah, this is kind
Speaker 9: of in that realm, and you don't want to be sweating,
Speaker 9: and particularly because nightclubs are quite tight and confined spaces,
Speaker 9: you wouldn't want to be seen like visually sweating, so
Speaker 9: you get And it was always Rexona because that was
Speaker 9: the best antipersper and you'd spray the life out of
Speaker 9: your forehead and behind your ears and stuff, and then
Speaker 9: so there is no visible sweat for the remainder of
Speaker 9: the night.
Speaker 7: I'm sure it's pausing and shocking for.
Speaker 10: You, but you sweat behind your ears?
Speaker 7: Yeah, you get them, do you know?
Speaker 9: Just when you get down the neck and that type
Speaker 9: of stuff, just cover yourself, get out the shower.
Speaker 5: What anti persperate deodor and on your faces?
Speaker 2: Rolling on your head.
Speaker 3: No, Brodie's got a bald head, so where if he
Speaker 3: was just sweat, where would the sweat go?
Speaker 4: Your sweat goes into your hair.
Speaker 7: So just get that rezoner out and spray your entire
Speaker 7: skin with it.
Speaker 4: Also vanished nappy sand Gold Multi Power Crystal white.
Speaker 2: Washing cream.
Speaker 8: Boy, when you when you're using a cologne, where do
Speaker 8: you spray the neck Yep?
Speaker 5: Same?
Speaker 2: And I need to spray somewhere else in the wristy, Yeah,
Speaker 2: a little wristy. And the shirt. Se, I always do
Speaker 2: the shirt.
Speaker 8: See, I start with a nude with the chest, So
Speaker 8: I go on the on the bare chest and I
Speaker 8: put the shirt on, and then I do the shirt
Speaker 8: and then I do the neck and the wrist It's
Speaker 8: a lot, isn't it.
Speaker 3: Also another hack on that if you moisturize first, it
Speaker 3: stay clingsy moisturie.
Speaker 5: What does the so if.
Speaker 3: You're a little girl like basiline bassolining body still smell
Speaker 3: like someone will come up to me and they'll slip
Speaker 3: off me Like moisturizing also makes your skin looks me. Also,
Speaker 3: do you spray on top of your head with what?
Speaker 5: Pray?
Speaker 11: What?
Speaker 4: That perfume and stuff? Not on my head?
Speaker 6: If I was just sounded on Friday night, how much
Speaker 6: you sprayed that spray on you?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Well then you said to your friend, emp, do you
Speaker 6: want something to and then she like spread half a
Speaker 6: bottle on her and then in between you and you're like,
Speaker 6: do you.
Speaker 12: Want some of them? I'm already covered with Yeah, you
Speaker 12: guys have sprayed so much.
Speaker 3: But it's like just a life hack that if you
Speaker 3: meet someone and they smell nice.
Speaker 5: It's just hot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you just man who smells good is a real
Speaker 4: I agree.
Speaker 9: If you spray after shave or perfume and you walk
Speaker 9: into it versus spray directly on the skin.
Speaker 7: Last almost doubled.
Speaker 5: I don't believe that.
Speaker 2: Your mate.
Speaker 7: Works. Yes, what do you do?
Speaker 2: Do it?
Speaker 12: Do?
Speaker 2: Do you know what the makeupad ready?
Speaker 6: So what you spray it and then you walk through it.
Speaker 7: I think that's because it's on give me a smelling bust,
Speaker 7: give me a smell.
Speaker 5: Smell poo.
Speaker 9: Because it doesn't combust. A guy wants kill me that
Speaker 9: I I was hosting trivia and he's like, he said,
Speaker 9: I can't I can't.
Speaker 7: Remember what he was called.
Speaker 5: A smellologist.
Speaker 9: I can't remember the exact title. But he makes sense.
Speaker 9: But he makes sense. It's the same voice. What do
Speaker 9: you mean it's the same voice?
Speaker 4: What's the same voice?
Speaker 5: Can you welcome?
Speaker 10: Do it?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 7: That was a that was?
Speaker 2: That was a good welcome.
Speaker 6: Welcomes to trivia, opening opening dialogue, Hello.
Speaker 9: Everyone, and welcome to Trivia're have some fun here today
Speaker 9: and listen. If you can test any of the questions,
Speaker 9: it doesn't matter because I'm in charge.
Speaker 7: I don't give a fuck. So here we are. We're
Speaker 7: lucky cock. Did that get a lot? That was? That
Speaker 7: was you have to have like a spiel that you
Speaker 7: had to do at the start.
Speaker 4: You didn't do that.
Speaker 12: I hope you practice give a.
Speaker 5: Was this the drag queen on?
Speaker 2: What was your dragon drag queen? Then go that's terrifying.
Speaker 12: It's right.
Speaker 5: They did it the terminus for a while. I don't
Speaker 5: know if they still doing.
Speaker 13: Remember the Greyhound as good as it got?
Speaker 2: Whoa it was?
Speaker 7: It was called that Moving on, Moving on. What a
Speaker 7: wonderful evening it was.
Speaker 2: It's great.
Speaker 10: Not still going.
Speaker 3: I've got another cleaning mat.
Speaker 4: So you know, and you cook and you burn the pan.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, mymse.
Speaker 4: She just does not know how to cook anyway.
Speaker 3: So when you burn the pan, if you get a
Speaker 3: bit of dishwashing liquid and bark up soda come today,
Speaker 3: a bit of water and you put it on the
Speaker 3: stove and then you boil it up. The bar car
Speaker 3: lifts up like it lifts up the blackness and you
Speaker 3: scrub it off.
Speaker 10: Gone gone, doesn't It was when you burn the pan,
Speaker 10: not if you burn the par.
Speaker 8: Something very similar that. I know my microwave. I clean
Speaker 8: my microwave the other day. Shocking job.
Speaker 12: My microwave smells like pop.
Speaker 8: So you know what you do, Lauren, here's a hack
Speaker 8: for you. Just any old ball, a bit of water
Speaker 8: and get some morning fresh. You chuck it in for
Speaker 8: four minutes. She comes and it.
Speaker 5: Just all theme just comes straight off.
Speaker 2: It's amazing.
Speaker 7: Where's the grime?
Speaker 6: Go?
Speaker 5: Were just moistens it and the Morning.
Speaker 2: Gave us this.
Speaker 12: We did popcorn once and it just will not smell.
Speaker 1: One someone gave us this weird plastic We need to
Speaker 1: talk field with Morning Fresh and water and you put
Speaker 1: in the microwave and like the steam comes.
Speaker 2: Out of its head.
Speaker 1: It looks like a little doll in What's the show
Speaker 1: where they they shoot everyone red light green light squid Games?
Speaker 2: Looks like the yes, no squid Game character.
Speaker 5: Anyone else got a hat?
Speaker 2: No your jewelry? Yeah, a bit of bark up, I
Speaker 2: use Morning Fresh No, no bit of bark carp and water.
Speaker 1: But the bar carp dosole and then give the ring
Speaker 1: a scrub got one and it brings it so could
Speaker 1: be used like a toothbrus and get in there. But
Speaker 1: the bi carb and water.
Speaker 8: Has anyone got one of those? Because you were we
Speaker 8: were talking about on the show today about the Yeah
Speaker 8: they good.
Speaker 12: It's a little one. The commercial ones. You can get
Speaker 12: a gripe because.
Speaker 8: You meant to put your retainers in them. Yeah, there's
Speaker 8: a retainer one that I've seen all over the Instagram
Speaker 8: And because washing the retainer is a disgusting disgusting drop.
Speaker 5: I use polygic.
Speaker 12: Put in a glass of water with one of those tablets.
Speaker 10: Yes, well, I put my retainer in a glass overnight
Speaker 10: full of mouthwash, greenwash.
Speaker 7: Drunk, drunk, No, no, no.
Speaker 10: But the next morning I took my retainer out and
Speaker 10: it was just stained green and you couldn't clean.
Speaker 2: It, so it looks like you're wearing a colored mouth.
Speaker 10: And on those in the back during lockdown at home
Speaker 10: in Ireland and the Irish people were were kind of
Speaker 10: were naturally obsessed with guinness, and you couldn't get a
Speaker 10: pint of guinness at a pub because the puls were closed.
Speaker 10: People were getting were buying cans of guiness. But guinness
Speaker 10: drinkers will know that a can of guinness is not
Speaker 10: the same as a point of It's just it's not
Speaker 10: poor the right way, so it doesn't have the same consistency,
Speaker 10: the same cream, the same head. But a hack was
Speaker 10: that if you get one of these jewelry cleaners that
Speaker 10: the ultra sild ones to shake the water, you pour
Speaker 10: your guinness into a glass, put the glass in the
Speaker 10: ring cleaner. It shakes it up and it makes it
Speaker 10: into a perfect, almost perfect point of.
Speaker 6: Its delicious, almost like how people think we're discussing that
Speaker 6: you might haven't grown.
Speaker 12: Up with, not that you grow drinking.
Speaker 4: I literally went and spewed.
Speaker 8: It out as.
Speaker 2: Well, literally looked at me, can you get me a glass?
Speaker 7: And no, no, no, it wasn't going to make it.
Speaker 12: And I finally got there and we were in a restaurant.
Speaker 6: A restaurant restaurant, Alison, and we are at a restaurant restaurant.
Speaker 12: Yeah, it was black and his stomach just to give us.
Speaker 7: Well, he hadn't done it, didn't even split the g's.
Speaker 12: Got into her belly and she was like, no, no,
Speaker 12: not for me.
Speaker 11: I went down my alf I guess and it came right.
Speaker 2: You need a.
Speaker 10: It's not that nothing dying to be sculling mid Christmas party.
Speaker 7: It's quite nice though. I'll do enjoy it. Oh, I lovely.
Speaker 10: I want to get a Vietnamese ice coffee.
Speaker 5: Oh today meat, I like it.
Speaker 2: That's get are you getting?
Speaker 5: Are you actually going to do it?
Speaker 10: I'm pretty sure they do.
Speaker 7: I would love a corona today.
Speaker 3: Get a church, take me to churchings quite fun about
Speaker 3: trying to split the g though, isn't it say church.
Speaker 2: Here? There is?
Speaker 10: Yeah, you nailed it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I nailed it. Fun split, but then I don't
Speaker 3: want the rest of the beer that's to v Do you.
Speaker 5: Think, boy, did we win the fireball? No, I'm still.
Speaker 11: Waiting on my call about they've got my number and
Speaker 11: I have not received the call.
Speaker 10: The deal with it.
Speaker 11: So because we bought so many drinks, he was like,
Speaker 11: have all of these raffles and if they call out
Speaker 11: your raffle, you win the big fireball.
Speaker 5: I dare say we probably didn't win.
Speaker 2: I missed that and I kept buying shots to enter
Speaker 2: the raffle.
Speaker 10: But the raffle was going to happen at like midnight,
Speaker 10: and I said.
Speaker 12: To the security on Friday night, do you do the
Speaker 12: same thing?
Speaker 8: Goes?
Speaker 12: Don't think they ever been raffled? I was like, oh.
Speaker 2: Drinks, And I'm like, you actually haven't asked for my
Speaker 2: name numbers?
Speaker 5: How do you know?
Speaker 4: I wrote my number name down.
Speaker 5: Some strange, strange things happened at that little pub, the
Speaker 5: English One. Yeah, it was very like remember Nick with
Speaker 5: you guys?
Speaker 4: Found a good friend.
Speaker 12: Yes, I knew him.
Speaker 5: On the chee nice. Yes, Ben Dixon was there, Oh.
Speaker 13: Your doodle Dixon?
Speaker 7: Was there's the really tall.
Speaker 10: That I went and.
Speaker 11: Irishman old Yeah, me and were sitting with the old man,
Speaker 11: the old boys.
Speaker 5: What's everyone doing today?
Speaker 12: Plates, I've got a photo?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've got I've got a dash, I've got a
Speaker 5: hair cut photo.
Speaker 4: Here guys, I'm going to Cantrick Lamar tonight.
Speaker 5: What are you doing? Photo for your social media?
Speaker 4: Taken tomorrow off?
Speaker 12: Timon Lou hang on like what photo are you doing?
Speaker 2: Me in the studio on the photo of.
Speaker 12: What?
Speaker 2: I don't know?
Speaker 12: Throwing the kids just still? Should we've got photos could.
Speaker 2: Provide That's what I doing it? No, they want a
Speaker 2: new one?
Speaker 12: You look?
Speaker 5: Did you bring another shirt.
Speaker 4: In white shirt that you put in the dish washer?
Speaker 4: I mean no the washing machine.
Speaker 5: Don't do that.
Speaker 2: The bar car will get it.
Speaker 11: Do you know how to clean the washing machine?
Speaker 5: The washing machine?
Speaker 11: Put an entire lemon in it with some vinegar and
Speaker 11: it cleans.
Speaker 4: The entire thing.
Speaker 2: No, not the washing machine.
Speaker 5: Washing way to break your washing machine?
Speaker 2: I shouldn't do that a washing do you mean dish washer?
Speaker 4: No washing machine?
Speaker 11: Like to clean the smell and stuff.
Speaker 2: I don't think you should put a lemon in the
Speaker 2: washing machine.
Speaker 10: The lemon would come out.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't think it's to acidic.
Speaker 10: They do say you should use lemon to clean everything
Speaker 10: in your kitchen.
Speaker 2: Really well, I used the little plastic lemon lemon.
Speaker 12: You can't help.
Speaker 2: Anyway. Thank you for.
Speaker 1: Joining us for the for the gardening and the hackshirt.
Speaker 2: The Hack shirt that's a good.
Speaker 12: Name for our show.
Speaker 10: We did to talk about with garden.
Speaker 8: Boy that that can be next week on the Hack Show.
Speaker 2: I'm a mascot.
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