Speaker 1: This is the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: You're a mini snack for mini hands Jack.
Speaker 3: Thanks, my Swan. How are you on this glorious Friday.
Speaker 2: I'm so proud of myself because I remembered to bring
Speaker 2: in a little bit of show and tell for you
Speaker 2: this time. Yesterday I was telling you about a miracle
Speaker 2: that occurred where I finally, after about two weeks, was
Speaker 2: able to join together a mirror that I required a
Speaker 2: certain battery for and the batteries right, and I put
Speaker 2: them in the back and I turned it on, and
Speaker 2: I said, I'm disappointed because I've gone to so much
Speaker 2: effort and the light is so blinding. I will not
Speaker 2: be able to use it unless I'm in gold class
Speaker 2: trying to identify my prawn toislers. I've brought it in
Speaker 2: for you. You said that you would like it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm not even going to have a look. It is
Speaker 2: way too bright, way too it's blinding.
Speaker 3: Look, no it's not it's not bright enough.
Speaker 2: Look let me turn it awayd loh my god, Look
Speaker 2: you're your pupils are fully dilated now or no? Like pinpricks,
Speaker 2: that's not supposed to happen until tomorrow night.
Speaker 3: I would like a brighter light.
Speaker 2: You want a brighter light than that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Jack, Wow, he's Marco Let's blur my face today.
Speaker 3: I am shining.
Speaker 2: Anyway.
Speaker 3: That's just so I forgot to turn it off. Make
Speaker 3: sure you turn it off.
Speaker 2: Oh my, I do not want to see that.
Speaker 4: Hey, it's a very exciting night for Tom and I
Speaker 4: our producer.
Speaker 3: We are going to Kylim in Oakswanee.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. There has been so much live You're
Speaker 2: going to gay Church.
Speaker 3: We really are, Yeah, we really are.
Speaker 4: And there's been a lot of other live music over
Speaker 4: the last week and coming up this weekend. So thirteen
Speaker 4: twenty four to ten, have you seen any live music
Speaker 4: this week?
Speaker 3: It can be local acts.
Speaker 2: I was supposed to see a lot of live music
Speaker 2: this year and I've seen not one thing. But that's
Speaker 2: about to change. I'll tell you what's happening next.
Speaker 4: Okay, great thirteen twenty four to ten. Jump on the line,
Speaker 4: say gooday, Chrissy.
Speaker 2: Swanshow let's just all get together and Hargen say gooday Chrissy.
Speaker 2: Say today Oh yeah, we're talking live music. We seem
Speaker 2: to be getting all the great ones. Drake, Kylie, Billie Eilish.
Speaker 3: Very very exciting to be in Australia right now.
Speaker 2: It really is thirteen twenty four to ten. Give us
Speaker 2: a call if you are about to see or have
Speaker 2: seen some amazing live music.
Speaker 4: I want to give a shout out to Kylie Minogue's
Speaker 4: support act, Maulrat, who is on before Kylie Tonight.
Speaker 3: She's an amazing assie artist.
Speaker 2: I can't wait to hear what she's.
Speaker 3: Like, and she's just dropped a new album.
Speaker 4: She's actually on our mate Tim Blackwell's podcast today.
Speaker 2: I'm going to absolutely follow her.
Speaker 4: She's magical, magical, So if you go to Kylie tonight,
Speaker 4: make sure you get there early and get around Mara.
Speaker 2: I am not going to see Kylie, but I'll tell
Speaker 2: you what a miracle has occurred. I did give myself
Speaker 2: a little, sort of a gentle intention for twenty twenty
Speaker 2: five to go and see more live music and more films,
Speaker 2: and I've done absolutely neither all year.
Speaker 3: However, You've served looks though, so you've done something right.
Speaker 2: I've done something and I ate alone in a food court,
Speaker 2: which was another task that you set me. I have
Speaker 2: a little band that nobody's ever heard of. Everyone's got
Speaker 2: one that I really love. They're called Wild Rivers. Yes,
Speaker 2: and I don't expect anybody to know them, but they
Speaker 2: have this song which I love, no benething about it.
Speaker 2: Oh because I got job panty. I love them so
Speaker 2: much and they're so niche and small, and you know
Speaker 2: they would never come to Australia. Blah blah blah. I
Speaker 2: had a notification because I'm in the Fang Club that
Speaker 2: they were coming to Melbourne, but I got it too
Speaker 2: late and it's sold out. Oh no, and no wait.
Speaker 2: I have been contacting everybody I know. Go please, I'm
Speaker 2: happy to pay. Can I just have one ticket? Just
Speaker 2: one ticket? And it came through this morning. Big thank
Speaker 2: you to Three Kings, the promotion company. If you love
Speaker 2: the sound of that, you can go in Sydney. There
Speaker 2: are still tickets.
Speaker 3: It's like rocking.
Speaker 2: It's March, early March.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm excited for you, So I'm really excited. Thirteen
Speaker 4: twenty four to ten. Say good day and tell us
Speaker 4: what live music you've seen or that you're about to see.
Speaker 2: Hey, Becky, Hey, you've you've had an intimate audience with
Speaker 2: shamp Ben Buffy Buppy.
Speaker 5: Yes, I saw.
Speaker 6: Him on Monday.
Speaker 2: How good? Ten out of ten I bet.
Speaker 5: Honestly, it was amazing.
Speaker 7: And then I flew down to Melbourne this morning and
Speaker 7: I'm going to see Kurly tonight.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, beck you are killing it, I.
Speaker 6: Know, but my wallet is broken.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, I know. Have you checked out the
Speaker 2: set list? We talked about it yesterday on the show.
Speaker 6: Honestly, yes, the set list is going to be amazing.
Speaker 2: Do you have it? Do you have a favorite? We
Speaker 2: were so excited about Breathing Slow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I do.
Speaker 6: I'm really excited for that song.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's so good.
Speaker 4: Have the best time back and say, hey, if you
Speaker 4: see me, we're going to send you to see the movies.
Speaker 4: So after you've seen Kylie tonight, go and see a
Speaker 4: horror film tomorrow night, a double past to Heart Eyes,
Speaker 4: which is in cinemas now.
Speaker 2: And that's good for the wallet because it's a free part. Correct, Hello, Christie, Christie,
Speaker 2: you're going to see a couple of Australian legends.
Speaker 4: I am, I Am.
Speaker 2: The Great, the Great Noise works?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Is John Stevens still front and center?
Speaker 8: Is the name one I can't wait to see?
Speaker 2: By the way, and by the way, Christy still would.
Speaker 4: Chris delicious, A double pass to see Heart Eyes, which
Speaker 4: is in cinemas now for you as well.
Speaker 3: And let's finish with d Swannydus.
Speaker 2: Hello friends, darling, tell us what happened to you last night?
Speaker 5: I saw our queen for her homecoming concert and she
Speaker 5: was bloody amazing.
Speaker 2: Tell me everything was everyone so happy to see her
Speaker 2: and proud.
Speaker 5: So happy? The sequence, the dancing, the singing, it was
Speaker 5: just going off.
Speaker 2: How joyous.
Speaker 5: But but yo, she did not do breathe last night?
Speaker 3: What did she do? Instead?
Speaker 5: She did confide in me?
Speaker 8: Ah, sweet, we will take it.
Speaker 3: Have the best weekend.
Speaker 1: D the Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Do you identify as an animal? I've got an answer
Speaker 2: to that question that might surprise you, Jack. The reason
Speaker 2: I'm talking about it is because just this morning I
Speaker 2: met couple K and G. Ka identifies as a dog.
Speaker 2: G identifies as a cat, And this is how they're
Speaker 2: choosing to live their lives. I want you to We're
Speaker 2: going to play some audio and I want you to
Speaker 2: just imagine visually a gorgeous man. Actually I think he's magnificent,
Speaker 2: sleek with floppy black ears and a dog collar. And
Speaker 2: he's equally magnificent girlfriend with cat ears, and just a
Speaker 2: general feline vibe.
Speaker 3: Hi.
Speaker 1: My name's kay.
Speaker 6: Hi, I'm g My partner feels more like a dog
Speaker 6: and I feel more like a cat.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Today I'm going to try drinking from a dog ball
Speaker 6: for the first time.
Speaker 2: Okay, come get your water.
Speaker 4: I feel like we've really been judged throughout our relationship
Speaker 4: on a lot of different things.
Speaker 3: We have had death wishes against us.
Speaker 2: You know, people think we live a wild life, but
Speaker 2: it's just normal to me.
Speaker 5: My sister Mia has sent us a letter to tell
Speaker 5: us how she feels about our relationship.
Speaker 2: What do you think, ma'am?
Speaker 5: When I learned a bit, my eyes grew big and
Speaker 5: I fell silent, shocked and alarmed.
Speaker 2: Now, I don't know if you know. One of the
Speaker 2: things you say you love about me is that I
Speaker 2: am so cool with everyone's lifestyles. I don't judge anybody.
Speaker 3: No, you, I.
Speaker 2: Really don't, and I don't have to talk myself out
Speaker 2: of it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I look at these two and I think absolutely makes sense.
Speaker 3: Really, yes, I think it's absurd and stupid.
Speaker 2: I know you do.
Speaker 4: Like I hear stories of friends I have that are
Speaker 4: teachers and how they have to allow kids to go
Speaker 4: and sit in a corner and protect because they identify
Speaker 4: as furries, yes, and pretend to drink water out of
Speaker 4: a dog bowl.
Speaker 3: Like, guys, we have lost our mind. I know, like
Speaker 3: it's twenty twenty five. I get it.
Speaker 4: We're accepting of everything and everyone. I'm all for that,
Speaker 4: but let's draw the line here. I think the line
Speaker 4: needs to be drawn.
Speaker 2: I've got so many questions, like is she an outside cat,
Speaker 2: like a like a just a normal like a normal cat,
Speaker 2: or is she more like a fancy burmese who is
Speaker 2: not allowed outside. Having said that, I did see footage
Speaker 2: of her at the dog park lt large dogs only
Speaker 2: with her her boyfriend. Is he even her boyfriend or
Speaker 2: is he her pet?
Speaker 4: Are you being serious? Like yeah, you sound like you're
Speaker 4: one of these people. You sound like you're you're on
Speaker 4: a massive acid trip and that you don't know what's
Speaker 4: going on. These people need help, psychological help. We are
Speaker 4: human beings, guys.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say something, and society has prevented me from
Speaker 2: doing it.
Speaker 3: But if I could no, Chrissy, do no.
Speaker 2: If I could wear a tail every day, I would why.
Speaker 2: I've just never felt more myself. Then I hissed to
Speaker 2: make tails. My favorite one was an old terry toweling
Speaker 2: bathrobe belt. And you're the same, in the same color
Speaker 2: as my hair, and a safety pinnate to like the
Speaker 2: top of my pants. And it just felt right.
Speaker 4: Yesterday you spent three hours obsessing over a staple. Today
Speaker 4: you're admitting this. Tomorrow we need to check you into.
Speaker 2: Isn't that so wonderful that everyone is truly different? I
Speaker 2: would never go this far, of course not.
Speaker 3: No, I would never speak to you again.
Speaker 2: The reason the reason I wouldn't go this far is
Speaker 2: because I'm not denying it about myself. I just don't
Speaker 2: feel that way. I would like a tail. I would
Speaker 2: like a tail that is true, and I also love
Speaker 2: it if like PEG's got some a headband with ears
Speaker 2: on it, I love that. I love wearing ears.
Speaker 3: I would like a drink now, because so.
Speaker 2: Well, there you go. You identify as an alcoholic. Everybody's different.
Speaker 2: Twenty four ten. Are you a furry or do you
Speaker 2: have like latent furry tendencies? I can't be the only
Speaker 2: one that misses their tail.
Speaker 3: I hope you are the.
Speaker 1: Chrisy Swan Show, The chrisy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: I think the consensus is that people wish that furries
Speaker 2: would disappear. There are people among us, those who walk
Speaker 2: among us, who would really rather be cats and dogs.
Speaker 3: Which is just stupid and not real, and who raised them.
Speaker 2: But you can't say that. Why just because it's not
Speaker 2: you doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
Speaker 4: I understand that, but I still think it's stupid because
Speaker 4: we are human beings. You can't try and tell me
Speaker 4: that your brain is telling you that you're an animal
Speaker 4: on all fours that wants to wee on the side
Speaker 4: of a gutter and drink water from a dog bowl.
Speaker 2: How do you know that? How do you know that
Speaker 2: if it's not inside you?
Speaker 3: Because I know everything, well, I used.
Speaker 2: To know everything that a twenty four to ten. Is
Speaker 2: there a part of you that wishes that you could
Speaker 2: drink from a cat bowl? Hello, Renee, Hi, Chrissy, it's
Speaker 2: ran ren Rennieyah. Now Renee is the world's best hair
Speaker 2: and makeup artist. And even and even when I do
Speaker 2: not need hair and makeup, I call Rene and I
Speaker 2: go please come over and touched me. Renee.
Speaker 6: After listening to that segment, I was like, this is
Speaker 6: why we are connected. Because I loved wearing tail and
Speaker 6: I love them so much that I made one out
Speaker 6: of black velvet. It was about a meter long with
Speaker 6: a red pointy love heart velvet tail, and I tucked
Speaker 6: it in my skirt and went to a God's kitchen.
Speaker 6: Rave partied identified myself as Lucifer all.
Speaker 2: Night long, Renee, this is heaven. If you're wondering what
Speaker 2: sort of rubbish Renee and I are talking about, if
Speaker 2: you've just tuned in, I confess that I'm never happier
Speaker 2: than when I'm wearing a tail. And my favorite was
Speaker 2: a bathrobe belt in the same color as my hair.
Speaker 2: And my daughter is the only one, beautiful peg Renee
Speaker 2: that has sort of you know, she used to like
Speaker 2: wearing tail too, And of course I got every sort
Speaker 2: of one from Timu for her. Oh my, maybe I
Speaker 2: should bring it back. Let's wear tails this weekend.
Speaker 6: I would love that. And I'm into the ears.
Speaker 4: The ears make it like I feel like the ears
Speaker 4: over in a They almost kink it up, like it's
Speaker 4: make turns a kinky corner.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you don't have to, Yeah, but you don't.
Speaker 2: You can get like normal ones. I don't like the
Speaker 2: floppy ones. I'm more cat than dog in terms of
Speaker 2: ears and The first tail I ever made was like
Speaker 2: one of mum's old stockings stuffed with squashed up newspaper.
Speaker 3: Ah.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's not as satisfying because it's more sort of squirrely.
Speaker 2: It's a it's a bushy tail, but like a slinky tail.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I understand where you're coming from with your tail.
Speaker 3: Now let's go to page.
Speaker 2: How are you darling?
Speaker 7: Hey, guys, I'm good. A bit confused on the furry thing,
Speaker 7: but I like, I'm all for everyone, you know, being themselves.
Speaker 7: Good on them, but I feel like it needs to
Speaker 7: be you know, something maybe you do at home or
Speaker 7: you know, you just you shouldn't. I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's a step too far, isn't it. Page. It just
Speaker 3: feels like it's a step too far.
Speaker 7: It's a step too far.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 7: But the ones that confuse me the most are the
Speaker 7: ones that were say, for instance, the fish tail and
Speaker 7: then the cat is like are you a cat?
Speaker 5: Are you a fish?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 7: Like, I just I don't understand that.
Speaker 2: Paul cannot lets nots.
Speaker 1: Crissy Swan show.
Speaker 2: Let's go clicking.
Speaker 1: Chrissy's clique.
Speaker 2: Are you a James Bond fan? Yes? Yeah, me too.
Speaker 4: I very much am. It reminds me of like my
Speaker 4: late Pa and my dad. Do I tell you my
Speaker 4: par had the whole funeral was just James Bond music. No, yeah,
Speaker 4: it was all James Bond themed.
Speaker 2: I loved it. What a great idea.
Speaker 3: So I really I really love them films.
Speaker 2: At the end of it, No, that's inappropriate. I won't
Speaker 2: say that.
Speaker 3: It's your dear par who can ask who called out
Speaker 3: after in the song and ask him all the questions
Speaker 3: about No.
Speaker 2: I was like, you know, did did the coffin just
Speaker 2: like you know, smash into a brick wall and explode?
Speaker 3: Should've done that? That would have been cool.
Speaker 2: He actually would have loved that.
Speaker 3: Harvey Bay wouldn't have known what's hit it.
Speaker 2: So the reason I love James Bond films is it's
Speaker 2: the equivalent of a no risk disc. You sit down,
Speaker 2: you're going to be entertained. The budget is massive, they
Speaker 2: know what to do with it. I've loved pretty much
Speaker 2: all the James Bonds. I thought Daniel Craig was excellent.
Speaker 2: I just love it. It's a total fantasy, but it's.
Speaker 3: Brilliant and the building waiting to see who sings the
Speaker 3: theme song.
Speaker 2: There's no franchise, Like agreed News today, there's been a
Speaker 2: lot of people have been sort of like going, what's
Speaker 2: going on because Daniel Craig has left. We don't know
Speaker 2: yet who the new Bond is going to be. And
Speaker 2: I feel like today we found out why we don't
Speaker 2: know who the new Bond is going to be, because
Speaker 2: they've been talking about who's going to have creative control
Speaker 2: and produce them. Because the family name behind the James
Speaker 2: Bond franchise, the Broccolis.
Speaker 3: Barbara Broccoli.
Speaker 2: Barbara Broccoli and her brother. I think there's two of
Speaker 2: two Broccolies, Michael Broccoli. No, Michael G. Wilson and Barbara
Speaker 2: Broccoli are like the caretakers of the franchise. They have
Speaker 2: struck a deal with Amazon MGM to share the load
Speaker 2: of making the future James Bond films.
Speaker 3: So essentially Amazon are going to take over.
Speaker 2: Yes, but you look very upset and disappointed. I have
Speaker 2: looked into the deal and I'm alright with it.
Speaker 3: What's the deal?
Speaker 2: The deal is this, they only own Amazon MGM, which
Speaker 2: I think is a great choice, by the way, because
Speaker 2: there is no film more expensive to make than a
Speaker 2: Bond film. Yes, and they only have fifty percent rights
Speaker 2: of the shared between Barbara Broccoli. She's still in it.
Speaker 2: And most importantly, they do not have created They've got
Speaker 2: zero creative input on the franchise. Who do Amazon MGM.
Speaker 2: They're just gonna make it. But I think it says
Speaker 2: they're a passive partner when it comes to artistic choices.
Speaker 2: But they will, they will distribute the film, you know,
Speaker 2: make sure it looks amazing, make sure all the publicity
Speaker 2: is right there, all of that, okay, But they have
Speaker 2: no say on the artistic integrity of any of the projects,
Speaker 2: which I think is great.
Speaker 4: And this just means that hopefully they'll have a bigger budget,
Speaker 4: right exactly.
Speaker 2: It's on MGM that like Amazon bought MGM the movie
Speaker 2: studio for something like eight point five billion dollars, they're
Speaker 2: all right for money.
Speaker 3: As they want to buy this show.
Speaker 1: Show.
Speaker 3: Nothing tastes better than fresh bread from Baker's Delight, baked
Speaker 3: by real Bakers Chrissy Song Fresh.
Speaker 2: Friday, Oh my god, I love Fresh Fridays because every
Speaker 2: time I hear that nothing tastes better than fresh bread,
Speaker 2: I just have the image of a sausage perfectly cooked
Speaker 2: with a squirt of tomato and tomato sauce and just
Speaker 2: wrapping it in the freshest, fluffiest piece of high fiber
Speaker 2: low Gi Baker's Delight. Oh my god, there is nothing better.
Speaker 2: But I tell you what is slightly better than that.
Speaker 2: It is a fresh hit Selena Gomez and Gracie Abrams
Speaker 2: naming more iconic do I will wait? Have paired up?
Speaker 2: We spoke about it. I want to say yesterday, but
Speaker 2: that's a bit of a blur. I think it was
Speaker 2: the day before. Yeah, and we've got the song. I
Speaker 2: thought we'd have to wait a lot longer for it.
Speaker 4: No swany it has dropped and the video for the
Speaker 4: song has also dropped, if you want to check that out.
Speaker 3: Interesting.
Speaker 4: Selena hosted a listening event in London and she revealed
Speaker 4: that this song is actually about a best friend.
Speaker 2: Ah oh, call me when you break up? Yes, because
Speaker 2: that's what happens when your friend, it's a boyfriend or
Speaker 2: a girlfriend, they disappear.
Speaker 1: Love it.
Speaker 3: We are playing Chrissy's Quizzy, but enjoy this.
Speaker 4: Selena Gomez, Benny Blanco, Gracie Abrams. It's fresh Fridays on
Speaker 4: The Christy Swan Show and it is called call Me
Speaker 4: when you.
Speaker 2: Press an automatic the Chrissy Swan Show turns out I'm
Speaker 2: a liar. I was reading, I was reading the previous
Speaker 2: deal that the Broccols are struck with Amazon MGM. They
Speaker 2: now have full creative control. So make of that what
Speaker 2: you will. Let's give away a back Chrissy's quizzy. Hello, Maddie,
Speaker 2: doing that? It does it every time at this time.
Speaker 2: It's so odd. It's like there's a ghost in the machine,
Speaker 2: just for did you. It doesn't matter, It doesn't matter,
Speaker 2: you know how this works. We've got Maddie, We've got Susie,
Speaker 2: and now Maddie's alive. Hello, Maddie.
Speaker 5: Hello, how are you going?
Speaker 2: Is it sure for Madeline or Madeline or Madisine?
Speaker 6: Sure for Madeline?
Speaker 7: So three's or Madelini as some people pronounce it.
Speaker 2: Oh, Madelini. That's fantastic. Hey, Susie, Hello, Chrissy. Susie is
Speaker 2: one of the great names. I don't know a bad one.
Speaker 2: I know a boring one, but I don't know a
Speaker 2: bad one. You know.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't mind any version except for Susan.
Speaker 2: Susan is that your actual name?
Speaker 6: Or you Suan?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: When I'm in.
Speaker 2: Trouble, do you get it wrong? It's so annoying because
Speaker 2: Suzanne's with an a Z and Susan is with an S.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I know people still get it wrong to hate people.
Speaker 2: You know the drill ladies. Your names are your buzzers.
Speaker 2: It's the best of five. So the first person to
Speaker 2: get three right get the bump bag. Question number one,
Speaker 2: big news surrounding the James Bond franchise today which I
Speaker 2: just corrected. Apologies, What is that news? Mad Yes, Maddie.
Speaker 5: Amazon are taking over as the franchise.
Speaker 2: Yes, they bought the whole Box and Dar. Question number two,
Speaker 2: what is the primary diet of a panda? Yes, Susie, bamboo.
Speaker 2: It is bamboo. Do you remember when Melbourne Zoo got
Speaker 2: new baby pandas and there was this big push. They
Speaker 2: were like, oh my god, we can't we can't keep
Speaker 2: on top of their bamboo requirements and people were chopping
Speaker 2: down it's a bamboo from their garden and dropping it
Speaker 2: into the zoo. So cute. Question number three. Kel Sigrammer
Speaker 2: is celebrating his seventieth birthday. To day would have thought
Speaker 2: he was older than that. He gained fame for his
Speaker 2: role as a psychiatrist on two sitcoms. Yes, Susie.
Speaker 4: It is Frasier his wife or ex wife, Camille, Grandma
Speaker 4: and one of the great icons on the Real Housewives
Speaker 4: of Beverly Hills.
Speaker 3: He was a nasty woman and I loved it.
Speaker 2: Well, I always wonder what that says about the husband,
Speaker 2: like to live with such a mean person.
Speaker 4: Well, he was cheating on her the whole time, Okay,
Speaker 4: so she was probably a bit cranky.
Speaker 2: They both identify as dogs. Question number four, whilst in
Speaker 2: his Crown Sydney penthouse, Drake walked out onto his balcony
Speaker 2: and threw a slide slash shoo at. What what's that
Speaker 2: sound that you can hear?
Speaker 4: Silent?
Speaker 3: This one?
Speaker 2: What do they call that in the biz? It's called
Speaker 2: a drone? A drone?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 4: Still two points to Sue is one point to Maddie.
Speaker 4: Question number five is for the win, Susie.
Speaker 2: The Corolla. The Corolla is a classic series of compact
Speaker 2: cars that belongs to what are you, yes, Maddie, Toyota.
Speaker 2: It is the Toyota. I just go and go they go,
Speaker 2: and the smell of it allly rags sys mydath.
Speaker 4: Question number six is the tiebreaker, and one of you
Speaker 4: is about to win This bum.
Speaker 2: Bag, which cold film features the song It's just a
Speaker 2: jump to the left, Yes, Susie, Rocky hope it is
Speaker 2: a p And if you're not the last on the
Speaker 2: dance floor or the first on the dance floor doing
Speaker 2: that at a party, then are you even blind? Drunk?
Speaker 3: Susie? Congratulations, you have won the bum Bag.
Speaker 4: But I'm going to send you both a double past
Speaker 4: to Heart Eyes, which is in cinemas now. It's a
Speaker 4: horror film, So if you don't like scary movies, maybe
Speaker 4: give it to a mate.
Speaker 2: I love scary movies too.
Speaker 3: I love them too.
Speaker 2: I love them more.
Speaker 3: Teddy Swims more than eighty t.
Speaker 1: The Creasy Swan Show. The Greasy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Was seconds away from the weekend. Feels good, doesn't it?
Speaker 2: See what didn't feel good? A price that I got
Speaker 2: to get a replacement car. Key, So obviously, Jack, you
Speaker 2: know this, but I haven't really talked about it. I'm
Speaker 2: the caretaker of my dear dad's fancy sports car.
Speaker 3: It's sick. I saw it in the car park yesterday.
Speaker 2: It is very beautiful. It was his pride and joy
Speaker 2: for twenty years, right, you know he would lovingly polish
Speaker 2: it every day despite never driving.
Speaker 4: I did to say, the may just like strikes me
Speaker 4: as a guy that would care for it but not
Speaker 4: actually drive it because he loves it so much.
Speaker 2: Exactly. So it's fifteen, sixteen, seventeen years old, it's done
Speaker 2: nine thousand kilometers. Oh and you know, you get to
Speaker 2: a certain age. I mean he's eighty four. Those cars
Speaker 2: are low, like very low. He couldn't get into it anymore,
Speaker 2: do you a bloody me? Exactly? And so I got it,
Speaker 2: and I, you know, have continued the tradition of never
Speaker 2: driving it. However, I have managed to lose one of
Speaker 2: the keys.
Speaker 3: Swore no.
Speaker 2: He gave me the car with two keys, and I'm
Speaker 2: holding one up, and I've left the vintage because my
Speaker 2: dad used to work for shell oil, and it's a
Speaker 2: it's a vintage key ring, right, and that will stay
Speaker 2: there forever. I love it. So this is one of
Speaker 2: the keys. The other one I have no idea where
Speaker 2: it is. And every time I see this key in
Speaker 2: my key container, I panic and I go, I'm going
Speaker 2: to lose that key, And then how do you ever
Speaker 2: use the car? Because I don't have a key. You're
Speaker 2: concerned because I've already lost the.
Speaker 4: Key well, I just can't believe when you handed them
Speaker 4: to you, we didn't come up with like you didn't
Speaker 4: come to me and say what do I do? Because
Speaker 4: I would have suggested like a mini safe above your
Speaker 4: fridge or something, just because I know how beautiful this
Speaker 4: car is to ensure you never lose one of them,
Speaker 4: and also I know how expensive it is to try
Speaker 4: to replace these keys, or I didn't go to dealer.
Speaker 3: Oh it's insane, Swan.
Speaker 2: I made a call this morning. I googled Mercedes dealers
Speaker 2: and I just picked one close to works. I'll just
Speaker 2: pop in before work and grab it. So I go,
Speaker 2: this is the model of the car. I've lost a key,
Speaker 2: just wondering how I organize a replacement. He goes, yeah, sure,
Speaker 2: what's the model number?
Speaker 3: La la?
Speaker 2: I told him, and he you know, on the on
Speaker 2: the keyboard, we're going to play a game of higher
Speaker 2: or lower Okay, Okay. I was expecting because I know
Speaker 2: it's you know, a fancy ish key. I was thinking
Speaker 2: maybe a hundred bucks.
Speaker 3: Okay, your dream.
Speaker 2: Apparently, So I have the number. I'm going to write
Speaker 2: it down. It is higher than one hundred bucks and
Speaker 2: lower than five thousand bucks.
Speaker 3: Okay, I was going to be it's a key.
Speaker 9: I remember, I was going to go in at four
Speaker 9: hundred given higher, given them, Oh wow, okay, eight hundred higher,
Speaker 9: stop twelve hundred.
Speaker 2: Lower, one thousand and twenty four dollars. I said, I
Speaker 2: beg your pardon. He said, oney, twenty four dollars. I said, oh,
Speaker 2: I can't afford that, and he goes, Look after the
Speaker 2: key you've got, said.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Oh hey, I love your hair that way. You're listening
Speaker 2: to the Christy Swan Show or Nova. Let's let's check out.
Speaker 1: Inbox Chrisy's correspondence.
Speaker 2: We love your emails, we love your calls. We just
Speaker 2: love you. We love everything about.
Speaker 4: You, and we love them when they're mean. So slide
Speaker 4: in at the Christie's One show on Instagram.
Speaker 2: Got a good one coming up for you last yea space,
Speaker 2: But first we've got Jess. She slid into our DMS
Speaker 2: after hearing your support of Mega markle Jack, particularly on suits.
Speaker 3: Rachel zaying great character. I stand by that comment.
Speaker 2: I've got the most terrible irrational dislike of her, and
Speaker 2: I've really got to work on it.
Speaker 3: It's the best kind irrational dislike and hate.
Speaker 2: Jess says, and excuse this accent, because I know where
Speaker 2: this is going. She signs off. That's my two bob's
Speaker 2: worth from a random hillbilly, So I'm going to do
Speaker 2: this accent. This is not offensive to jest.
Speaker 3: Please.
Speaker 2: Suits is a fan FANTASTICO series. I'm an old mole
Speaker 2: and I loved it. My nineteen year old son watched
Speaker 2: it not so long ago. Loved it. I named our
Speaker 2: kavoodle Louis because he is lit. Lewis slit Meghan Markle
Speaker 2: in the series hot according to my nineteen year old. Anyway,
Speaker 2: that's what two bob's worth. Tootlepip.
Speaker 3: You're an icon, Jess, please message us more.
Speaker 2: Sarah knows that I am the Queen of diet coke
Speaker 2: and has come to me with a potion of very
Speaker 2: serious question.
Speaker 3: Tom, can I please get a Coxiz? Thank you? Hey?
Speaker 2: Look, while you're at it, there's a DC there, but
Speaker 2: I'll go. I'll even go the full fat Red the
Speaker 2: Black Doctor place.
Speaker 3: She's loose for Friday.
Speaker 2: I mean, why wouldn't I. Sarah wants to know where
Speaker 2: to get a proper post mix diet coke. She goes
Speaker 2: my sister and I huge Dike Coke fans, as we
Speaker 2: know you are too. I wondered if you have any
Speaker 2: insight or wild celebrity pool to find out where you
Speaker 2: can get one.
Speaker 4: I am with Sarah on this campaign. When I'm hungover,
Speaker 4: it's all I crave and you cannot get them anywhere
Speaker 4: post mix.
Speaker 3: I just want to Maca's Dike Coke post mix. Thank you, Tom.
Speaker 2: She says, we are seriously willing. Oh says, we are
Speaker 2: seriously willing to give this a lot of time and energy. Well,
Speaker 2: the good news for you, Sarah is so a we
Speaker 2: and I'm going to put this on the agenda for
Speaker 2: next week.
Speaker 3: I think we really dig deep here and find out
Speaker 3: what we can.
Speaker 2: In the words of Tommy Lee Jones in The Fugitive,
Speaker 2: I'm going to do Jeva Hanhouse, townhouse, out house, and
Speaker 2: I'm going to find you that postmixed lady. It's important.
Speaker 2: Yesterday we were talking about Champagne Puppy, Champagne Puppy Drake,
Speaker 2: who's during Australia amazing, and I looked at his profile
Speaker 2: picture and I said, something that really identifies me as
Speaker 2: two hundred years old. I said, why is Champagne Puppy
Speaker 2: Drake got a photo of Tupac as his profile picture.
Speaker 2: I swear it is him, but no, Chumway Chapota says,
Speaker 2: i'd have heard you say that it was Tupac on
Speaker 2: Drake's Instagram. That's Lil Wayne when he was younger.
Speaker 4: Ah, it does look like Tupac. It does outfit in
Speaker 4: hair and everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to do a Google's image search on that,
Speaker 2: just to check. You really fact check.
Speaker 3: I reckon, Chum, We know that.
Speaker 2: Earlier on this week, Jackie said that Billie Eili should
Speaker 2: have won Album of the Year at the Grammys, and
Speaker 2: the footage of her weeping just breaks my heart.
Speaker 3: It's so sad.
Speaker 2: And the reason she should have won, according to you,
Speaker 2: was because she wrote every song on hit Me hard
Speaker 2: and Soft, and that no other artist is. But Mel says,
Speaker 2: you're wrong, boy, you are well. Mel says, I'm a
Speaker 2: big fan of Jack and Chrisy's program. But tell him
Speaker 2: is wrong. Taylor wrote every song too.
Speaker 3: I'd love you if she just ended telling him he's
Speaker 3: wrong full stop.
Speaker 2: Tell him he's wrong, and if he wants to find out,
Speaker 2: there's a service called Google.
Speaker 4: What I was trying to get at was Taylor has
Speaker 4: a lot of other people that helps write the songs
Speaker 4: alongside her. Yes, she writes them, but there's also Jack
Speaker 4: and there's.
Speaker 3: Like three other people that help her.
Speaker 4: Billy on that Hit Me Hard and Soft album, every
Speaker 4: song is just Billy and Phineas, no other writers, no
Speaker 4: one else.
Speaker 3: It is so them.
Speaker 2: You saying Phineas though anyway.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know that's true. I'm probably wrong there. I'll
Speaker 4: fall my sword.
Speaker 2: Let's finish with one of your favorites, Kimmy. Kimmy went
Speaker 2: to all the effort of not only writing a letter,
Speaker 2: she sent it to the main No over a time,
Speaker 2: not our instance. It means bosses and stuff. Because in
Speaker 2: my sweeping statement, I said, I do not like anything
Speaker 2: that Kendrick Lamar has released. I've really tried. I've really
Speaker 2: really tried. I don't like anything he's done on his
Speaker 2: own at all. Skip.
Speaker 3: They not like us, They not like us.
Speaker 2: No, No, I'm not.
Speaker 3: The performance made me love it even more because it
Speaker 3: was so cool. I think that your left dat.
Speaker 2: I'd get it anyway, Kimmy says Chrissy trash talking Kendrick
Speaker 2: seriously with.
Speaker 8: The absolute garbage that you guys play, I mean, call
Speaker 8: me maybe by Carlie Ray Jepson is on right now
Speaker 8: call me.
Speaker 3: Maybe let's enjoy it.
Speaker 1: This is crazy.
Speaker 3: We were more like that.
Speaker 2: Make sure we are always available for your feedback. Critical
Speaker 2: most welcome.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show Chrissy's.
Speaker 2: Clique Fait the Baldwines. It is finally available. I don't
Speaker 2: know whether it's available here. It is a reality show
Speaker 2: about Alec Baldwin and his insufferable wife, Hilaria. It's gone
Speaker 2: to air in America.
Speaker 3: I think it goes to air on Sunday here in America.
Speaker 2: I'm just going to be putting an alert on my
Speaker 2: phone because I have all the time in the world
Speaker 2: for this.
Speaker 4: If it's on TLC SWEE in the States, I'm hopeful
Speaker 4: that maybe on Foxtels somewhere.
Speaker 2: With the ol Binge maybe yeah, yep. So they've got
Speaker 2: seven kids in case you're wondering. And she has an accent,
Speaker 2: a Spanish accent, and speaks English as if it is
Speaker 2: her second language, despite growing up as an all American
Speaker 2: girl called Hillary. And if I can get some sort
Speaker 2: of insight into how this occurred, I am all for it.
Speaker 2: So she addresses this weird accent. Have we got some
Speaker 2: examples of the Spanish accent.
Speaker 4: Yes, this was from twenty twenty when she went on
Speaker 4: the American Today show Still Current and was cutting a
Speaker 4: cue cumber.
Speaker 2: My god, we have very few ingredients.
Speaker 1: We have tomatoes.
Speaker 5: We have and it's kind of meaning cucumber, cucumbers, We
Speaker 5: have grand pepper.
Speaker 2: How do you say it in English? And she says, tamathos.
Speaker 2: You know, she makes the hissing sound with it, with
Speaker 2: the s. It is so funny.
Speaker 4: I'm here for it, Like, I fully back her doing
Speaker 4: this because it's so good.
Speaker 2: She says. I love English. She says, I also love Spanish,
Speaker 2: and when I mix the two, it doesn't make me
Speaker 2: an authentic. And when I mix the two, that makes
Speaker 2: me normal. I'd be lying if I said the controversy
Speaker 2: didn't make me sad and it didn't hurt, and it
Speaker 2: didn't put me in dark places. I mean, look, she's
Speaker 2: also named her kids all Spanish names, as if you know,
Speaker 2: that's part of her heritage. I love it so much.
Speaker 2: I mean, earlier on in the show, we were talking
Speaker 2: about a couple that identify as a cat and dog. Yeah,
Speaker 2: this might not be any different. She may just identify
Speaker 2: as Spanish even though she isn't.
Speaker 3: I mean that opens a whole can of worms. I
Speaker 3: people are going to start doing that.
Speaker 2: But I can't wait to get this in my eye.
Speaker 3: Hilaria, I'm okay with it. You do you boo?
Speaker 2: You know her name's Hillary. It's so bad.
Speaker 3: No, I'm leaning. I'm leaning into Hilario.
Speaker 2: Though it's so brilliant. Hey rip again. Oh good, and
Speaker 2: you've picked the slow one.
Speaker 3: I feel like we need to embrace the sad vibe.
Speaker 2: We're you eulogizing neighbors again.
Speaker 4: I thought about Alan Fletcher today and what he must
Speaker 4: be feeling having to go through this all again.
Speaker 2: Doctor Flett dot Dr Doc Carr, Doctor Carr, and.
Speaker 3: I feel like you'd be thrilled.
Speaker 2: I mean, he got a second lease on life. He
Speaker 2: was very sad. He and Gin devastated, his good wife
Speaker 2: Jen Hansen devastated the first time around. And then bang
Speaker 2: it was back. Someone ignored that do not resuscitate order.
Speaker 2: Now it's done.
Speaker 4: I'm seeing kyliem inn og tonight Swannie in Melbourne where
Speaker 4: Naviies is shot.
Speaker 3: I wonder if she'll reference it and seeing.
Speaker 2: This, where was she turned up? Oh so true? Remember
Speaker 2: she turned up on the on the big finale episode,
Speaker 2: and then I don't know whether it was a source
Speaker 2: close to her or whether it was just made up.
Speaker 2: Was like, why don'd bother doing that?
Speaker 3: It was ending and she didn't even really say anything.
Speaker 2: I'm going to assure you she'll be na for the
Speaker 2: for the second farewell well.
Speaker 4: I love in the statement that they gave it says
Speaker 4: we believe there are more stories of the residents of
Speaker 4: Ramsey Street to tell in the future.
Speaker 3: It's like, no, no, guys, don't try and bring it back
Speaker 3: for a third time.
Speaker 2: Come on, then it worked for Jesus, It's not gonna
Speaker 2: work for you. Hey, we are staring down the barrel
Speaker 2: of the weekend. I'm really excited because tonight I'm trying
Speaker 2: a viral recipe. I've taken screenshots of it from instant
Speaker 2: because it's annoying they never give you the actual recipe.
Speaker 3: What's the recipe?
Speaker 2: It's the crispy rice one you know, with like chili
Speaker 2: oil on yes, and cucumbers. I'm gonna do it and
Speaker 2: I'll report back on Monday.
Speaker 3: Good lucky.
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Speaker 1: Do you