Speaker 1: We got get you remoding every day day, Adelaides. I
Speaker 1: don't know, Jodes. Let's talk about social media.
Speaker 2: Social media can be a really really beautiful thing, a
Speaker 2: great rate to promote, to discover information and really spread
Speaker 2: a lot of love. Yeah, but also unfortunately there's a
Speaker 2: lot of situations where a lot of hate is spread.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And it feels a little bit like the wild West,
Speaker 3: which is why in Florida, the governor over there assigned
Speaker 3: a restrictive bill preventing children under fourteen years of age
Speaker 3: from having social media accounts. So the bill will ban
Speaker 3: children under fourteen from having any social media accounts, and
Speaker 3: then fourteen fifteen year olds will require parental permission. Don't
Speaker 3: hate it.
Speaker 2: I absolutely love it now. I think it is fantastic
Speaker 2: one because before the age.
Speaker 1: I may I don't even know what the age should be.
Speaker 2: I'd say thirty thirty plus before you stop genuinely procrastinating.
Speaker 2: But fourteen and under, it's just I don't even think
Speaker 2: what sort of positive you could do.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 3: It's saying that their brain haven't developed enough to have
Speaker 3: the ability to know that they're being sucked into all
Speaker 3: these addictive technologies and what's harmful and what's not. I
Speaker 3: think two things that concern me is predators on the
Speaker 3: internet for a start, but also secondly the impact that
Speaker 3: it's having on our young girls and boys in terms
Speaker 3: of body image, where they're just bombarded with all these
Speaker 3: filtered images now and you just walk away, I know
Speaker 3: I do. I'll walk away half the time just feeling
Speaker 3: crappy about yourself.
Speaker 1: Which is shocking.
Speaker 2: So I have three kids, the oldest are five and three,
Speaker 2: and to imagine that they'd been in a situation where
Speaker 2: they are genuinely depressed and sad because of things that
Speaker 2: has been directed to them on social media genuinely gives
Speaker 2: me this weird feeling in my stomach.
Speaker 1: That's not a good feeling.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So social media as a teenager, how to go
Speaker 3: for you?
Speaker 4: Well, I was right, I think in the thick of it.
Speaker 4: So I was just saying that for my eleventh birthday, mum,
Speaker 4: let me get Facebook. So I was eleven on Facebook,
Speaker 4: which honestly wasn't that bad back then. It was like
Speaker 4: You're posting your little photo booth selfies with your friends
Speaker 4: and like it was just silly and fun. But the
Speaker 4: worst was I don't know if people would remember there
Speaker 4: was a platform called form spring, and then it turned
Speaker 4: in to ask FM, and it was a platform where
Speaker 4: you could ask and answer anonymously with people you know,
Speaker 4: and lots of the really popular kids would set it up.
Speaker 5: People would ask who do you like? You know, what
Speaker 5: are you doing this weekend? All that sort of thing.
Speaker 4: But then for kids like me, on less popular kids,
Speaker 4: we'd cop the ugly side of that, So you get
Speaker 4: the anonymous messages about what you look like or about
Speaker 4: your other friends and things like that. So I copped
Speaker 4: that a fair bit from the age of about twelve
Speaker 4: to fourteen. But that platform died out pretty quickly because
Speaker 4: of that.
Speaker 2: Did your mum know that was going on? What we
Speaker 2: know about your mom? If she knew that would break
Speaker 2: her home?
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, she never knew. But this is my
Speaker 4: concern with the making the bands right. Kids will find
Speaker 4: a way to do it, and potentially it's worse because
Speaker 4: then they're hiding it and not talking about it. But no,
Speaker 4: mum never knew that I was on that Facebook. At
Speaker 4: least she could monitor me and see what I.
Speaker 3: Was doing was about you abs.
Speaker 6: Well, I don't have kids, but I've got nieces and
Speaker 6: nephews and they have social media, and it terrifies me
Speaker 6: because there is such there and it's been proven the
Speaker 6: link between poor mental health highest screen time. But I
Speaker 6: look at them as well, and they're not in the cast.
Speaker 6: I can say this, but their attention spans. Getting them
Speaker 6: to do stuff can be so hard. You ask them
Speaker 6: to do something and because they're so used to seeing
Speaker 6: ten second clips and things. And I even find it
Speaker 6: myself now, I can't focus, like studying for UNI, I've
Speaker 6: got to break it up into all right, I'm going
Speaker 6: to do twenty minutes and then I'm going to go
Speaker 6: and go outside and get some sun and come back.
Speaker 6: Little things like that. Because your attention span, you just can't.
Speaker 6: You can't hold your attention span anymore.
Speaker 3: So I could never hold it well before.
Speaker 6: But there's all this research about how bad it is
Speaker 6: for our mental health, and you know, our health system
Speaker 6: is under so much pressure. Our mental health is as
Speaker 6: bad as it's ever been. But yet we're all on
Speaker 6: social media. So it's to me, it's petrifying.
Speaker 3: They're going to be the first generation coming through now.
Speaker 3: I guess maybe ours or maybe a bit younger, but
Speaker 3: coming through now, we've never seen this impact before. So
Speaker 3: well into our adulthood. What damage is social media doing
Speaker 3: to all of us? We're about to find out, And.
Speaker 7: It's all keeping up with the joneses.
Speaker 6: I need to have a new dress for this every
Speaker 6: time we talked about it a few weeks ago, trying
Speaker 6: to find something to wear and feeling really crappy about
Speaker 6: yourself because I've got a Reber address. So I wore
Speaker 6: that a few weeks ago. Did I post it on Instagram?
Speaker 6: You know, it's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: It's a good conversation.
Speaker 2: There's a lot to come through if even if it
Speaker 2: was fifteen or sixteen though social media, I'd be very
Speaker 2: comfortable that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely, I'm with you on.
Speaker 2: That messages and that don't be a jerk on social media,
Speaker 2: and no, going after cane corns is not an exception.
Speaker 1: I still going after me a little mate's quite What
Speaker 1: the fork?
Speaker 3: Okay, what the hawk? This was born out of the
Speaker 3: fact that Abby from the newsroom would steal all the
Speaker 3: forks in the kitchen here and over and take the
Speaker 3: home with her and not return them. And a few
Speaker 3: of us were scratching our heads going on before.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then we went to Abby's house and turns
Speaker 2: out it's a fork palace. Yeah, it's just a palace
Speaker 2: made out of fork.
Speaker 6: Fun fact, there's two at the moment that don't match
Speaker 6: Mum's coloring, and she's like, where have these gone from?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I can most definitely.
Speaker 1: Tell you the sticky fingers smith they do.
Speaker 3: Okay, So we expand this out to all facets of life,
Speaker 3: and you've stumbled across something magnificent and pet related.
Speaker 7: Yes, this is pet related and a local story.
Speaker 6: So essentially a tea tree Gully pensioner sent her English
Speaker 6: setter I think they're called setter.
Speaker 7: Yeah, dog Miracle up to Cans.
Speaker 8: Now.
Speaker 6: She is about she's sixty nine years old, so she
Speaker 6: doesn't want to go and do the.
Speaker 3: Shows because it's a lot.
Speaker 6: So the dog was meant to go into a heap
Speaker 6: of different dog shows up near Cans.
Speaker 7: Okay, So the dog's gone up there.
Speaker 6: Then all of a sudden, the person, the pet sitter,
Speaker 6: who has taken the dog has gone, Ah, we've got
Speaker 6: a bit of a situation.
Speaker 7: Miracle has run away.
Speaker 1: Oh no, well that's classic miracle too, by the way.
Speaker 7: Classic miracle.
Speaker 3: We've always said that on this show into state and
Speaker 3: just goes enough. So poor Margaret, who's from Adelaide. She
Speaker 3: has gone.
Speaker 6: She sent thermal drones up to Cans to see if
Speaker 6: they can find this dog. She's also hired a pet detective.
Speaker 1: Back.
Speaker 6: So this pet detective and they thought they may have
Speaker 6: seen the dog one hundred and fifty kilometers from where
Speaker 6: Miracle was.
Speaker 3: But they are still trying to search for this dog.
Speaker 6: So it leads the question how far have you gone
Speaker 6: for your dog?
Speaker 3: Links that you've gone, We've got too ridiculously spoilt sausage.
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 6: And about a year ago with it's nearly a year
Speaker 6: since Tank got iv d D, which is a disk
Speaker 6: issue in his back.
Speaker 7: He's basically stopped walking overnight.
Speaker 6: And I now every well we've we've gone out to
Speaker 6: now eight every eight weeks I have to take him
Speaker 6: to an animal chiropractor to get adjusted.
Speaker 1: You're still taking him to the animal psych as well
Speaker 1: needs one.
Speaker 6: But yeah, shout out to doctor Chris who literally has
Speaker 6: saved his life Cloverly part chiropractic. I'm going to give
Speaker 6: them a plug. Literally saved his life. We went to
Speaker 6: the vet. The vet said, look, you need to do
Speaker 6: ten to fifteen grand for surgery, and there's no guarantee
Speaker 6: that he'll walk again, or you need to put him down.
Speaker 6: He is eight years old, maybe it's time. And I
Speaker 6: was like, and Mom's like where there's got to be
Speaker 6: another way. And we found doctor Chris, who never ever
Speaker 6: ever not go to that's not Yeah, that's a nice
Speaker 6: ending anyway. So I go to the animal chiropractor for
Speaker 6: my dogs.
Speaker 7: That's bad.
Speaker 3: All they get you put.
Speaker 2: Your you'd go to a chiropractic with your dogs before
Speaker 2: you go for yourself when you're.
Speaker 6: One hundred percent. I've stopped going to the chiropractor. Yeah,
Speaker 6: those two dogs.
Speaker 3: Yeah do you do you buy your dogs like special.
Speaker 7: Food or no?
Speaker 6: Get they get like proper dog mins and they'll get
Speaker 6: treats every now and then. But no, I'm not a
Speaker 6: person who I used to get clothes for them, but
Speaker 6: Tank hates them. You put clothes on them and he
Speaker 6: just looks at you like you're an idiot, which I am.
Speaker 6: So see this look, same look and sat.
Speaker 1: On his back as well. Mummy's little little boy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, No, I'm not like that. I'm not like a
Speaker 6: normal dashound owner.
Speaker 3: I don't do that.
Speaker 5: Let's do.
Speaker 3: What lengths have you gone to for your pet? Oh? Wow?
Speaker 3: Is this bit triggering for you? She lost her little Indiana.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we lost it, but we lost a due to
Speaker 1: old age.
Speaker 2: But we would have spent and I'd have to confirm
Speaker 2: my wife tens and tens of thousands of dollars, like
Speaker 2: back issues, she had a knee replacement, teeth surgery, so
Speaker 2: many different sort.
Speaker 3: Of bow in continents.
Speaker 2: It's severe in constance. We almost had to put a
Speaker 2: peg on it at one stage. But the amount of
Speaker 2: times where it's like, nah, she's right off, or you
Speaker 2: have radical surgery, and radical surgery got chosen every single
Speaker 2: time and it worked.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well not in the end, did it well?
Speaker 1: Age got it in the end. I'll stop going after Indiana.
Speaker 1: Bless her. She's watching from up above. She loves the show.
Speaker 3: She's winging on the carpet as she watches.
Speaker 2: She's winging in heaven as we speak. You appreciation for us,
Speaker 2: I'll give u score thirteen twenty fourteen. The links that
Speaker 2: you've gone to for your pets.
Speaker 3: Let's go to Shelley. Even morning, Shelley, Good morning, guys.
Speaker 3: How are we tell us about your dog?
Speaker 7: Please?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 9: They even after he passed away, I spent money, so
Speaker 9: he had quite bad arthritis in his back legs and
Speaker 9: a disease called pushing disease, so lost the strength of
Speaker 9: his back legs. So we had he was on cartrophen,
Speaker 9: he was on golden paste, which is like a form
Speaker 9: of Timmerck. He was on ROAs hit powder. We were
Speaker 9: doing hydrotherapy once a week. We were doing dry and needly.
Speaker 9: He had a wheelchair in the air for his back legs,
Speaker 9: and I used to push him to the park, make
Speaker 9: him walk one side of the park to the other.
Speaker 9: Gradually got smaller distance in a like a kid's bite trailer.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 9: And then after he passed, I had he was the
Speaker 9: last link to my mum because he was my mom's
Speaker 9: dog originally, and I had him cremated. I had an
Speaker 9: urn that matched my mom's and a little plank. I
Speaker 9: had his ashes blown into a glass tapeway and I've
Speaker 9: got a tattoo of him.
Speaker 10: Oh my goodness, what a dog's name.
Speaker 9: His name was actually Kelly, but his.
Speaker 3: Nickname was Schmooba Smoker, Smoker, schmollbar Schmoller.
Speaker 2: Beautiful Kelly, you clearly have a giant heart and we
Speaker 2: love that.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Thank you, Shelly, Thank you so much for
Speaker 3: your call Monica. Good morning, good morning, how are you okay?
Speaker 3: Tell us about We're good, thank you. Tell us about
Speaker 3: your dog, my jog.
Speaker 8: Simball was twelve years old, just about three years ago,
Speaker 8: and he did the disc in his back that joined
Speaker 8: his back legs yep, so he had.
Speaker 11: No movement in his back legs.
Speaker 9: So I spent six.
Speaker 8: Weeks sleeping on the floor with him in my arms
Speaker 8: like a baby. I kept him in a crater around
Speaker 8: the corner in the corner while I was working from home.
Speaker 8: I've got a headdressing fell on. I work in the
Speaker 8: back at home, and I would take him to Evanston
Speaker 8: Park to have boeen therapy twice a week, accupunture once
Speaker 8: a week as well, so he would stay sleep. I
Speaker 8: sleep on the single mattress on the floor with him
Speaker 8: in my arm so he wouldn't get up and moved.
Speaker 8: I had to pick him up and carry him, take
Speaker 8: him out to the toilet, hold his black his back
Speaker 8: legs so he can go to the toilet. So he
Speaker 8: was nursed him back to health and he is writers
Speaker 8: right now.
Speaker 2: Strong, good, strong, happy ending.
Speaker 1: I was waiting for it as well. I thought, geez,
Speaker 1: I hope the big.
Speaker 3: Fellow that ca now and now I'm super curious what
Speaker 3: that alarm was to in her car?
Speaker 1: Was probably the dog?
Speaker 3: Get on, Emily, the lengths you've gone to for your pet.
Speaker 11: So I had a lot of fish and U and
Speaker 11: the rest of the fish died that I had just
Speaker 11: one lonely lonely left over, and I felt real bad
Speaker 11: for him. So I found like a classified ad where
Speaker 11: a woman was thank people fish. So I took him
Speaker 11: for a new home. He had to come to the
Speaker 11: UNI with me in a bag in a cooler. And
Speaker 11: then I met up with this random woman in a
Speaker 11: car park at night and gave her my fish.
Speaker 1: And there you go.
Speaker 2: And Emily, how emotional was the departure? And what were
Speaker 2: your last words? What were the last words exchanged?
Speaker 3: Poor guys, fish isn't going to remember anyway. Trip around
Speaker 3: that the fish bowl and it forgets everything you like?
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? It changed your life?
Speaker 2: A lot of really lovely pet owners out there going
Speaker 2: above and beyond dedicated And what do you get from
Speaker 2: return love and affection for your dog?
Speaker 5: He's what you're waking up to, Adelaide.
Speaker 3: What's said Abby in the news?
Speaker 1: First up?
Speaker 3: Just a family absolutely torn apart in the last few
Speaker 3: days apps.
Speaker 6: Especially with Easter coming up on the long weekend. It
Speaker 6: is just so tragic. We've had a family, a father
Speaker 6: and a brother killed, a university professor, Danny Eckert and
Speaker 6: his thirteen year old son. They were the two who
Speaker 6: were winched to safety yesterday. So if you're not up
Speaker 6: with it, basically a boat went out on the Sunday,
Speaker 6: the family went out on a fishing trip.
Speaker 7: A freak wave has capsized the boat.
Speaker 6: As I said, Danny Eckert and his son were found
Speaker 6: clinging to a reefness Bilsby Island yesterday morning. So they
Speaker 6: were rescued taking a hospital. But Danny's father and brother
Speaker 6: and the boat operator were killed. So it's just so
Speaker 6: just horrible, so tragic, especially coming into Easter. Just such
Speaker 6: a freak accident. So our thoughts are with their family.
Speaker 6: The boat now will be subject to a forensic investigation.
Speaker 6: There was one who was found to seize who did
Speaker 6: have a life jacket near him, so you hope that
Speaker 6: you know that sort of saved the Danny and his son.
Speaker 6: But yeah, where we get to hear more details around it,
Speaker 6: loot tragedy.
Speaker 7: Absolutely horrible.
Speaker 6: Also in other news elective surgery is being canned across
Speaker 6: our public hospitals because the health system is trying to
Speaker 6: cope with demand.
Speaker 7: So the band took effect from midnight.
Speaker 6: It's all non urgent surgery, which is categories two and
Speaker 6: three in the metro area. They'll be postponed until tomorrow night.
Speaker 6: IVF procedures will still go ahead.
Speaker 11: I know.
Speaker 6: I've got a few friends who are going through that
Speaker 6: battle at the moment, and they were quite worried. Yeah,
Speaker 6: but IVF will still go ahead.
Speaker 3: So I was.
Speaker 6: Unfortunately in Flinder's last week, I had a two and
Speaker 6: a half hour wait, which I didn't think was too bad,
Speaker 6: but you know, you can definitely tell that they're under
Speaker 6: pressure and there's a lot of stress in hospitals at
Speaker 6: the moment.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So overnight, just unbelievable scenes out of Baltimore. So
Speaker 3: a cargo ship is basically lost power and rammed into
Speaker 3: a major bridge, destroying the entire span in the matter
Speaker 3: of moments.
Speaker 2: What about the vision as well, Yeah, it just looks
Speaker 2: like obviously it's sped up, but it looks like it
Speaker 2: sort of flicks this bridge. The bridge just goes bang
Speaker 2: straight into the water like it it's ridiculous.
Speaker 3: So it happened around one thirty in the morning, thank goodness,
Speaker 3: because that bridge is chockers during the day in peak
Speaker 3: our commute. Apparently twelve million people crossed it last year alone,
Speaker 3: So six people are missing and the water around the
Speaker 3: bridge is only about eight degrees celsius.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: So and I think apparently some sonar has detected cars
Speaker 3: in the water as well. So that is very much
Speaker 3: an unfolding story and we will keep you up to
Speaker 3: date throughout the morning. They are they're luckily, yeah, they
Speaker 3: luckily could do a bit of a may day call
Speaker 3: before it happened, so they stopped cars from entering, but
Speaker 3: one point thirty in the morning there were still people
Speaker 3: on there. So yeah, well I think they were workers,
Speaker 3: construction workers. Yeah, they're the ones that are that are missing.
Speaker 1: Perhabs. You mentioned this in the news.
Speaker 2: This is the outrageous situation at the Melbourne Football Club.
Speaker 2: And as if their last couple of years hasn't been
Speaker 2: tumultuous enough, so former Melbourne football cop doctor has admitted
Speaker 2: to conducting off the books illicit drug tests, allegedly authorized
Speaker 2: by the AFL to help players evade detection on matchdays.
Speaker 1: This is ridiculous.
Speaker 2: So this particular doctor says players who confess to having
Speaker 2: taken drugs in the days before afl games were given
Speaker 2: secret tests to ensure their systems were clear, or advised
Speaker 2: to fake an injury so they would not risk being
Speaker 2: tested and suspended for breaches for the World Anti Doping
Speaker 2: Agency code.
Speaker 1: Oh my very goodness, Erry Murky, I just don't know
Speaker 1: how Simon Goodwin's going to talk his way out of that.
Speaker 3: I know. Yeah, that's messy, isn't it. That's got shades
Speaker 3: of the Essenon supplement scandal.
Speaker 1: It is a big time scandal.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 6: It is interesting though you sort of read it and
Speaker 6: you go okay. But then obviously we had two AFLW
Speaker 6: players who were caught with what is said to be
Speaker 6: cocaine in December. So obviously drugs are around and people
Speaker 6: are doing them.
Speaker 2: Yes, But the broader point is when you're doing things
Speaker 2: to try and skip what Ward is trying to do,
Speaker 2: you're in big, big trouble. And also if you take
Speaker 2: a list in substances and it's out of season or
Speaker 2: it's out of match day officially, it's what a fine
Speaker 2: or a strike versus I know, the AFLW don't have
Speaker 2: an anti drugs program right now, but versus on game day,
Speaker 2: for example, two to four year bam. Yeah, so there's
Speaker 2: a big, big difference.
Speaker 3: Have you ever read Ben cousins book.
Speaker 1: It's outrageous, isn't it?
Speaker 3: Like what?
Speaker 6: I haven't read his book, but I watched the doco
Speaker 6: that he did, and I remember the pit that stood
Speaker 6: out for me was him coming home to his wife
Speaker 6: and going.
Speaker 7: It's Christmas and I've got this bick and blah blah.
Speaker 6: Blah, and he was whatever, and she turned She's like,
Speaker 6: it's not she said, it's not Christmas, or she said something,
Speaker 6: and the realization of him just being so off it
Speaker 6: and off his head that he just had no idea
Speaker 6: what was going on in the world.
Speaker 3: The absolute lengths that that man went to to avoid detection.
Speaker 3: His whole career was based around when he could take.
Speaker 1: Drugs in the pool.
Speaker 2: The exciting thought me, Yeah, yeah, so drug test was
Speaker 2: waiting for him, and so he said, a drug tester
Speaker 2: turns up, Apparently you've got to say, look, I'll do
Speaker 2: things on my terms and when I'm ready to urinate,
Speaker 2: you wait for me. He'd go to the pool, Lap
Speaker 2: six or a real bottle of water. He did something
Speaker 2: ten or twenty laps until he wing out water, and
Speaker 2: then he passed the test.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's not funny.
Speaker 3: By no, it's it's actually quite sad, the lengths that
Speaker 3: he would go to.
Speaker 2: Then I tell you it's not sad, though, Joe's let's
Speaker 2: seguey in a different direction, shall we? Okay, it's fifteen
Speaker 2: vending machine quiz who is somewhat of a recovering addict
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 1: But it's not a pretty good right now?
Speaker 3: Has anyone drug tested that thing lately?
Speaker 2: Because the test would blow up? First question, Jode's going
Speaker 2: to drop it neck. Now, let's talk about the dirty birds.
Speaker 2: The top five dirty bird professions people that are more
Speaker 2: likely to cheat.
Speaker 3: I'm so curious about this.
Speaker 1: What about a divorce lawyer? Has sparked fierce debate after
Speaker 1: revealing the five occupations that she believes feature the highest
Speaker 1: percentage of Cheatas a divorce lawyer, that would be an interesting.
Speaker 3: Occupation, well, wouldn't it.
Speaker 2: I just assume it's like the Wilson and Vince Vaughn
Speaker 2: in wedding crash. It's just you know, talking people around,
Speaker 2: really talking nonsense and trying to get your away.
Speaker 9: Doesn't that be nice to have some Latin day sweating
Speaker 9: all over you, talking to you in languages you don't understand,
Speaker 9: needing you, wanting you, taking you.
Speaker 1: But I'm all we're trying to say is put your
Speaker 1: swords away for a second. Love is love? Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: you want, I'll start at number five.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're ready, Ye, get your special comments on those
Speaker 2: and whether you think this is applicable okay or not?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: Number five Pilots and flight attendants makes sense.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, it makes perfect sense because you're away on location,
Speaker 3: you're in a hotel.
Speaker 1: A bit of power about a pilot, too, isn't it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they love it. They strut.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't the pilot strut through the airport with their
Speaker 2: little short sleeve uniforms.
Speaker 3: There's something not so sexy about a short sleeve shirt
Speaker 3: on a man.
Speaker 2: You know, unless you're a pilot. No, it's only if
Speaker 2: you're a pilot. Yeah, my son already wants to be
Speaker 2: a pilot. To see future dirty bird.
Speaker 3: Alert, stay away from trolley dollies.
Speaker 1: Number four men in military. Oh yeah, that's surprising though.
Speaker 3: Well, it is surprising because you see all these movies
Speaker 3: about how in love they are with their families and
Speaker 3: they just want to get home to the minnot.
Speaker 2: But also you see all these movies about how isolated
Speaker 2: they are when they're away from their families. Yeah, so
Speaker 2: it's like, who are you mating with?
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Each other? Oh?
Speaker 1: Okay? Number three bartenders? That makes sense.
Speaker 3: Yes, it makes perfect sense, very very social occupia. You
Speaker 3: were just as a bartender. Just watch people get progressively
Speaker 3: more and more drunk and amiable. Shall we say?
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't know that word means, but I assume
Speaker 2: it means a chance to shack up with someone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, up for it?
Speaker 1: Right? Number two? This is surprising, cops.
Speaker 3: I hear a lot about that, cops cooking up? Yeah,
Speaker 3: you think about it. You spend all day in a
Speaker 3: car with someone who's not your significant other?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: Is in you develop a relationship with your partner? Yes,
Speaker 2: your work partner. That's interesting. We ain't cops?
Speaker 11: Are we?
Speaker 2: At number one? And I found this a little bit surprising.
Speaker 2: Firefighters men put out flames?
Speaker 1: Can you see this?
Speaker 2: All the fire is I know are absolutely upstanding, beautiful gentlemen.
Speaker 3: But also, again it makes sense at home because they
Speaker 3: all shack up together, and those big bunk things at
Speaker 3: the fire station, they're all in a room together.
Speaker 2: Are you saying the firefighters are meeting with each other?
Speaker 1: Is that what you say?
Speaker 3: Well, that's what I assume, because they're all shacked up
Speaker 3: in like little bunk beds together in the MFS headquarters.
Speaker 1: Look, I've heard that it's very much a fraternity. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not sure it's that tight knit.
Speaker 9: Is it.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm not saying they're all having interactions
Speaker 3: with one of them.
Speaker 2: Okay, hey, if you got an opinion on this, we'd
Speaker 2: love to hear from me. I four double nine nine
Speaker 2: nine nine Text one he gives care thirteen twenty fourteen.
Speaker 1: You're dirty bird.
Speaker 2: Fiery, speaking of genuine dirty birds. Yeah, what about the general?
Speaker 2: Oh yes, from the saga day Avolatte stay from a cafe,
Speaker 2: probably the dirtiest of the dirty birds.
Speaker 3: So well, not now that he's loved up and settled
Speaker 3: down with our abbey in the newsroom.
Speaker 1: Well, you don't know what's happening behind the saints gentleman
Speaker 1: in battle?
Speaker 3: Yes, so musical warriors just going ahead?
Speaker 11: Be heads?
Speaker 3: What are we six ' four at the moment?
Speaker 1: Bunting heads? Like a cup of Merino rams.
Speaker 3: Right, all right, you're a couple points up on me.
Speaker 1: It would seem that my horns are just a little
Speaker 1: bit harder than yours at the minutes.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well we used to ride one of those rams
Speaker 3: to scold.
Speaker 1: Him every single morning. Fifteen mar.
Speaker 3: What was the population in your town?
Speaker 2: In my town of sixty five? Yeah, I think it's
Speaker 2: even diminished since then. There's sixteen kids in my school.
Speaker 2: And fun fact, which i've rolled off before, I was
Speaker 2: the only one of my class known in the class
Speaker 2: above two years school.
Speaker 1: Captain, baby were you were.
Speaker 3: You outrun by sheep? So there were probably more sheep
Speaker 3: in your town than actual people.
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Absolutely, Yeah, there's probably more Jesus, probably more everything in ourtown.
Speaker 3: It's amazing.
Speaker 2: More pigs, more rabbits or geese, more everything. Oh, anyway,
Speaker 2: the theme for this week's Battle of the Dangers Joe's. Yes,
Speaker 2: given it's a long weekend, that's the theme. So when
Speaker 2: you think long weekend a bit of a holiday, yeah,
Speaker 2: you think party, that sort of anthem, those real vibey somethings.
Speaker 3: Real holiday vibes, that's what we're looking for.
Speaker 2: Okay, So that's a key word holiday vibes. Yep, take
Speaker 2: us through your selection this week and exactly what it
Speaker 2: means to you and why your song is linked to
Speaker 2: holiday vibes.
Speaker 1: What have you got?
Speaker 3: Well, this song is called horny.
Speaker 1: Okay, so that again game. Take us through why this
Speaker 1: is linked to a holiday and a long weekend.
Speaker 3: Well, anyone who's been married for quite a long time
Speaker 3: will knows that holidays are a special occasion. Sometimes husbands
Speaker 3: get treated on holidays. Sorry, hence my song.
Speaker 2: If anyone's wondering what Jody Oddie is up to this weekend,
Speaker 2: you just found out.
Speaker 1: Who's singing the lyrics here?
Speaker 10: Is it you or Greek to each other?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Okay, credit to me for speaking it
Speaker 1: through a mouthful of vomit.
Speaker 3: That's it's reconnecting.
Speaker 1: Okay, there you go.
Speaker 2: Moose tea Verse, hot and juicy. Horny D's selections this week,
Speaker 2: and it's a brave choice. I've gone a very very
Speaker 2: different direction. I still feel like it's upbeatee though, come
Speaker 2: on and a wrong. Why is the whole room just
Speaker 2: nodding along in collaboration.
Speaker 3: Yeah, those film clips with the rappers in the car just.
Speaker 1: Going I can't do that to this, can you im Horny.
Speaker 2: Car This is an unbelievable back of this week later
Speaker 2: Hypnotize versus Horny.
Speaker 3: Who even sings your song? I couldn't even tell you.
Speaker 2: You're very Cuddy who sings hypnotized? Minus three points minus
Speaker 2: five votes, biggie right, Okay, okay, if I asked you
Speaker 2: that question, that's very fair. I mean there's not a
Speaker 2: lot of people who could rattle off their top five
Speaker 2: songs from Moose tea Verse, Hot and Juicy Hazy.
Speaker 7: I don't think that song's landed in Tasmania, and.
Speaker 3: Really we're going to play it?
Speaker 11: Is it?
Speaker 3: I think that's interesting.
Speaker 2: Last week with Peaceful anyway, vote for our songs this
Speaker 2: week at Jodi and Hazy Battle the Bangers and winning
Speaker 2: song will be announced tomorrow at eight o'clock. We play
Speaker 2: a quick little round of misheard song lyrics. Yes please,
Speaker 2: because you are on fire. Yesterday, quite randomly, you played
Speaker 2: a bit of Marvin Gay sexual healing.
Speaker 1: This particular bit sorry, what are those words there? Specifically jokes?
Speaker 3: Did you say my heart is like an oven?
Speaker 2: No, very very incorrect. Listen, listen closely, and that's all
Speaker 2: singing together.
Speaker 5: I'm half just slacking oment.
Speaker 2: My heart is like an oven, and if you sit
Speaker 2: there and you really think about it, and Marvin actually
Speaker 2: did pen those lyrics, what the hell does that mean?
Speaker 2: Like you could put one of your delicious fratatas in
Speaker 2: his heart and cook it up and then offer it
Speaker 2: to the team and no one wants to partake?
Speaker 1: Is that what you were thinking?
Speaker 3: It all comes back to the fratata, doesn't it?
Speaker 1: Everything somehow circles back to Yeah, exactly right. I feel
Speaker 1: like you'd be the queen of misheard someone, do you really? Yeah,
Speaker 1: in a really wholesome way.
Speaker 3: There's one that I always get wrong, and I know
Speaker 3: I'm singing it wrong, but I just can't help it.
Speaker 3: So Bernard Fanning wish you well. There's a bit in
Speaker 3: it where I swear to God He's singing, why do
Speaker 3: you give up on me? So soup?
Speaker 1: Okay, that makes complete sense.
Speaker 3: I just wish.
Speaker 1: Why do you give up on me so soup? Indeed
Speaker 1: so delicious?
Speaker 3: Never give up on it, give soup.
Speaker 1: It's always got your back.
Speaker 4: Producers are yeah, yes, every single time we play a
Speaker 4: Cruel Summer by Taylor Swift. Yeah, I think that she says,
Speaker 4: he looks so pretty like a devil.
Speaker 1: It's not that. Okay, well, let's have a listen.
Speaker 5: Should I hear found out? He looks up grinning like
Speaker 5: a devil.
Speaker 1: What's the Let's really analyze this.
Speaker 4: And I'm still seeing he looks so pretty like a
Speaker 4: temple every single time, and through my little wormhole. Then
Speaker 4: of Taylor Swift Mishard lyrics, a really popular one that
Speaker 4: I didn't realize was blank space. I didn't think it
Speaker 4: was this, but it was very, very common. I've got
Speaker 4: a long list of ex lovers. Yeah, people think she's
Speaker 4: saying there's a lot of Starbucks lovers.
Speaker 2: Yes, because oh that makes sense. Oh you made people
Speaker 2: of Starbucks. It's a miracle, all those tops.
Speaker 5: And they're telling her she's insane. You know, Starbucks lovers
Speaker 5: can't undo that.
Speaker 3: Now that you've heard it, I know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the big one for me, and just went viol
Speaker 2: the other day. I saw a river post Blink one
Speaker 2: eight two, What's My Age Again? A particularly part of
Speaker 2: the song, which I think an entire generations thought, was
Speaker 2: I took her out.
Speaker 1: It was a Friday night.
Speaker 2: I walked alone to get the feelings, because you walk
Speaker 2: alone with your significant other to get the feeling right,
Speaker 2: listen to it.
Speaker 3: I took her out. It was a Friday night.
Speaker 1: I walk along to get to feel the right. It's
Speaker 1: walk cologne.
Speaker 3: Walk alone.
Speaker 1: Walk alone is in the smelly stuff to smell your.
Speaker 5: Mar to it to go out. It was a Friday night,
Speaker 5: I walk alone. That's a good one.
Speaker 3: I'm very easy mistake to make that.
Speaker 5: I'm still going to say walk alone.
Speaker 3: Don't you don't worry. I'm still sinking about me. So soon.
Speaker 2: If you've got one and gives a call, also please
Speaker 2: text it through four nine nine nine one nine.
Speaker 1: We're gone back in time. Daisies, On this Daisy.
Speaker 2: In again the Wednesday version of on This Daisy, But
Speaker 2: this feels like a Friday, or more so like a Thursday,
Speaker 2: because we've got the day off on Friday.
Speaker 10: Does that make sense Because I'm the one who said it,
Speaker 10: and it doesn't make sense to me.
Speaker 2: Then anyway, let's inject our beautiful brain with just a
Speaker 2: little bit of knowledge.
Speaker 1: Wednesday, the twenty seventh, at March. On this day in.
Speaker 2: Nineteen seventy, Mariah Carey was born in Huntington, New York.
Speaker 2: Today is her fifty fourth birthday, and what we've learned
Speaker 2: about the Maria carries.
Speaker 8: Oh, she's a lot of work.
Speaker 5: A little bit shit divus and don't ask eminem about her.
Speaker 5: Oh he's a lot to say.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he said they spent some time together.
Speaker 4: Yeah, explicitly, even had receipts, showed text messages and all.
Speaker 1: There's like a voicemail or something.
Speaker 5: From her in the song. It's the most scandalous thing
Speaker 5: I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: But didn't you have a connection with Christina Aguilera as well? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Oh he's been everywhere.
Speaker 1: Oh Marshall mad nineteen eighty eight. Jesse j aka Jessica Cornish.
Speaker 1: There you go. You did not know that, expect I was.
Speaker 2: Born in Essex, England. Today is her thirty sixth, the birthday.
Speaker 2: One of those onnes you're like, are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: She's only thirty six. It feels like she's been around
Speaker 2: for about three decades, and which was six.
Speaker 4: I genuinely remember listening to her classic in primary school.
Speaker 4: Oh we get it a little, but I was in
Speaker 4: primary school when what was that big song of hers
Speaker 4: that something about money? It ain't about the money, money, money,
Speaker 4: We don't need your money, money money.
Speaker 2: She was a gun, which was she was on the voice,
Speaker 2: She was on the voice. Yeah, and everyone after watching
Speaker 2: another verse, she.
Speaker 1: Like she's actually really cool.
Speaker 10: Yeah, well right, sorry about the sisterhood doesn't mark.
Speaker 1: Twenty twenty two The slack Will Smith just smacked this Academy.
Speaker 2: Today marks two years since Will Smith slacked Chris Rock
Speaker 2: at the ninety fourth Academy Awards.
Speaker 10: We all sat there, watched it in real time, went,
Speaker 10: hang on, this can't be real.
Speaker 1: Anyway, it was real.
Speaker 5: I'm not convinced it wasn't a stunt.
Speaker 1: Who does that?
Speaker 10: No, because there was. It was genuine connection. Will Smith
Speaker 10: does it, and then he
Speaker 5: Went on to win the Oscar, and then he won,
Speaker 5: and then he got banned from the Oscar