Speaker 1: Is the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm ready to party, Jack. I am deeply dehydrated,
Speaker 2: but I am going not for a water, not for
Speaker 2: life giving water today living dangerously. I have just cracked
Speaker 2: open a diet coke. The sun is shining, my house
Speaker 2: is clean.
Speaker 3: You deserve that.
Speaker 2: DC feel like I'm in control for once.
Speaker 3: You know that's a great feeling.
Speaker 2: Yes, how are you?
Speaker 3: I'm really excited that Cole plays in town.
Speaker 2: I feel like everything is going to be okay because
Speaker 2: Chris Martin and I are breathing the same air.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: I love him so much.
Speaker 3: I know he is very like much one of yours.
Speaker 2: He just looks like a good person and a bit
Speaker 2: of a softy. So many examples of him being a
Speaker 2: good man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree. I agree. The sun is shining for
Speaker 3: him today for his first show in Melbourne. Tonight, after
Speaker 3: three o'clock, we have a brand new one off game,
Speaker 3: swany we are playing. It's called Chrissy Cold Play.
Speaker 2: Do you get it?
Speaker 3: Tune in after three if you want to potentially win
Speaker 3: some tickets. But next, Mystic Chrissy is about to enter
Speaker 3: the studio and hopefully read your mind and hopefully do
Speaker 3: it well and not show you that she's a fraud.
Speaker 1: Your first the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: If you anything like me, you are desperately checking your
Speaker 2: emails to see if the Halloween costumes have been delivered
Speaker 2: in time?
Speaker 3: Have yours as yet? No? Oh that's good.
Speaker 1: Specsavers is helping Chrissy with her mystical visions. Should have
Speaker 1: gone to Speke Savers.
Speaker 2: Welcome, Shags. How are we all the better for hearing
Speaker 2: you Shags? Only your very closest friends get to call
Speaker 2: you Shags?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: That is that is true? That is true. And your
Speaker 2: name is Sharon. Of course that's on your birth certificate,
Speaker 2: but from here on it your name is Shags. Now Shags.
Speaker 2: You'll be upset to know that even though I've brought
Speaker 2: props for this segment, two people that are responsible for
Speaker 2: setting up the studio forgot to set them up. So
Speaker 2: I ran out in the song and I've set it up,
Speaker 2: so I've got my vibes happening.
Speaker 3: That's you Tom twice.
Speaker 2: Hey, Sharon, Shags. I see I see the word Lee
Speaker 2: Lee l e e.
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 2: What does it mean lee? Lie?
Speaker 3: It means the name, it means Lee, Nor what does
Speaker 3: it mean to you.
Speaker 2: Is there somebody around you called Lee or a middle name.
Speaker 3: Lee, Louise, Louise, Lianne.
Speaker 1: Lee.
Speaker 2: That's it, Lee, Lee Leanne. How is she? How's she going?
Speaker 3: Very well?
Speaker 2: She's very well. How does she? How does she deal
Speaker 2: with how cluttered parts of your house is? Shags? Oh
Speaker 2: my god, she hates it. Absolutely. I've got a declutter.
Speaker 3: Major and everyone just looks through me because they can
Speaker 3: see the mess, but they can't see me.
Speaker 2: Yes, I can help you. It's taken me two years,
Speaker 2: but I'm finally there.
Speaker 3: Can you see the mess?
Speaker 2: I can see the mess. It's a lot. Oh my god, Shags,
Speaker 2: you got to get onto because it's starting to get
Speaker 2: a bit of a smell on love.
Speaker 5: Well, there aren't anything dead.
Speaker 6: There's nothing dead yet, not yet.
Speaker 2: Now, Shags, you've got to do something about your financial blindness.
Speaker 2: The tax returns are not going to do themselves. I
Speaker 2: did it yesterday. I did it yesterday, and you've been
Speaker 2: putting You've been putting it off for a long time, Shags.
Speaker 2: I have and I think I owe the tax man
Speaker 2: a lot of money.
Speaker 3: Oh that's always good, isn't it.
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 2: We just now, we just wait, don't we, Shag? We
Speaker 2: just wait. We hope we get a return, but I
Speaker 2: know I'm not going to get a return now. Sometimes
Speaker 2: you act subdued socially and you can't understand it, and
Speaker 2: no one else can understand it too, and you just say,
Speaker 2: I'm just having one of those weird moments.
Speaker 4: That's me.
Speaker 3: That's me at the moment.
Speaker 2: That's me. I don't want to see anyone. I don't
Speaker 2: want to be here anyone, I don't want to contact anyone.
Speaker 2: And my friends wonder why, Yes, and it's just it's
Speaker 2: not a natural state for you, shags. But you've just
Speaker 2: got to because I'm usually loud and boisterous. Yes, and
Speaker 2: at the moment I'm not myself. Mister Chrissy says, just
Speaker 2: go with it. It will run out eventually.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, last hit, mystic.
Speaker 2: I'm just going to send. I got a stream of
Speaker 2: consciousness set of adjectives here, rampant, slippery, messy, cheap. Are
Speaker 2: any of them talking to you, Sharon?
Speaker 3: Or is Chrissy just describing you?
Speaker 2: I think she's just describing. I'll tell you what. There's
Speaker 2: two hundred and fifty bucks cash thanks to Specsavers on
Speaker 2: its way to you. That'll help with your tax bill.
Speaker 2: Shags Ah, thank you so much. You're the best.
Speaker 3: Sharon is vibing today.
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Speaker 1: The Chrisy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Taylor Swift has recently like just now, posted a tribute
Speaker 2: to Sabrina Carpenter, who turned up as a surprise for
Speaker 2: her concert goers in New Orleans. Here's something nice, she said.
Speaker 2: One of the reasons I respect Sabrina so much is
Speaker 2: that she does things like this. She goes out of
Speaker 2: her way to give fans a surprise moment they didn't expect.
Speaker 2: I love them both.
Speaker 3: I love them both too, but man, I want to
Speaker 3: see Sabrina Carpenter live.
Speaker 2: You know you had your chance. She was supporting Taylor
Speaker 2: while she.
Speaker 3: May and I turned to our good friend and boss
Speaker 3: Saren's and who's this chick? Now?
Speaker 2: I want it? A slight change of pace here thirteen
Speaker 2: twenty four to ten, What have you become obsessed with
Speaker 2: getting for your kids, because there is all We'll have
Speaker 2: something for you, I reckon. A lot of people are
Speaker 2: obsessed with Frank Green at the moment.
Speaker 3: Well, that and neutribullets.
Speaker 2: Mutual bullets.
Speaker 3: We've got a cupboard full of them to give away.
Speaker 2: Okay, great, we're going to give you a neutral bullet.
Speaker 2: If you have become obsessed, like a stalker, getting things
Speaker 2: that mean nothing to you in order to please your children.
Speaker 2: Come across an article and it's a hard relate from me.
Speaker 2: It involves Bluey. Now my kids are much too old
Speaker 2: for Bluey now, but at the time, mad for it,
Speaker 2: mad for it. This used to this song used to
Speaker 2: haunt me in my dreams. Now this woman. There was
Speaker 2: a photograph of a woman. First of all, I opened
Speaker 2: it up. I see the article and it looks like
Speaker 2: there's bags of drugs laid out on the ashfelt like
Speaker 2: they do at the airport. No, they're not bags of drugs.
Speaker 2: They're bags of coins. They are bags of forty thousand
Speaker 2: missing Bluey coins. You may remember that there was some
Speaker 2: limited edition one dollar Bluey themed coins that went missing
Speaker 2: a while ago. Yes, well they have been found.
Speaker 8: Because I don't think these coins have even been released
Speaker 8: as yet, Like I think, Oh, there was a story
Speaker 8: I remember reading that people were getting their hands on
Speaker 8: them before the mint had even released them.
Speaker 2: Cutos to this woman forgetting in early. She knew that
Speaker 2: she would be badgered by her children for these coins,
Speaker 2: and she has taken the law and the matter into
Speaker 2: her own hands. She has acquired these coins. People say
Speaker 2: it's stealing. I don't think it is. It reminds me
Speaker 2: of that scene from Willy Wonka when everything that Verukasul
Speaker 2: wants her desperate pathetic father tries to get how much
Speaker 2: do you want for the golden Goose?
Speaker 3: She just says, She.
Speaker 2: Says offhand, I want the golden Goose, and then he's
Speaker 2: like how much He's reaching in for his wallet. I've
Speaker 2: made a list and this is in by no. This
Speaker 2: is by no means a complete list of things that
Speaker 2: I have had to source and be obsessed with by proxy.
Speaker 3: I was hoping you were going to say things I've
Speaker 3: had to steal.
Speaker 2: The thing is this. I have a reminder that still
Speaker 2: goes off on my phone from eBay that tells me
Speaker 2: when sumsums are available. Now, I put that on before
Speaker 2: my last two children were born. Can you say that
Speaker 2: againms c tsum? It was a Leo obsession. They're little
Speaker 2: squshy Disney characters, right. He was obsessed with them, and
Speaker 2: then I was obsessed with getting them for him. And
Speaker 2: I can't turn the reminder off. It's a twelve or
Speaker 2: thirteen year old reminder. It comes on every day. It
Speaker 2: goes bring new listing for Did.
Speaker 3: You ever end up purchasing some online or no?
Speaker 2: Of course I did. I spent a small fortune on
Speaker 2: this rubbish.
Speaker 3: And do you give them away once the kids are
Speaker 3: old enough or do they end up losing them moral
Speaker 3: like they.
Speaker 2: Lose interest and then you've got a box of these
Speaker 2: things straight onto the hard rubbish. We're talking skylanders. There's
Speaker 2: gonna be a lot of nodding going on in the
Speaker 2: car AFL cards recently pop vinyls pop vinyls.
Speaker 3: Are they like vinyls for your record play?
Speaker 2: No, they're like over like caricatures of famous people come
Speaker 2: in a box, sch like dinosaur little shop collectibles at Coal's.
Speaker 2: I nearly lost my mind, like almost stealing doccers. I
Speaker 2: was in the queue getting mine, and then if an
Speaker 2: old lady before me who didn't have children said, Oh no,
Speaker 2: I won't collect them. I would say to her, can
Speaker 2: I have yours?
Speaker 3: Would you do that much?
Speaker 2: Do you want for the golden Goostawonka.
Speaker 3: The kids one of them? Or you just got hyper
Speaker 3: fixated on getting them like kids want.
Speaker 2: Them and we just get so desperate about pleasing them
Speaker 2: that we lose our minds. I understand that this woman
Speaker 2: had no choice but to steal these bluey coins, Danica,
Speaker 2: What did you get obsessed with by proxy? Danica?
Speaker 3: Hello?
Speaker 2: Hello, what is your child obsessed with? And then you
Speaker 2: in turn get obsessed with.
Speaker 6: Ninja turtles at the moment, it's crazy, It's pajamas, it's outfits,
Speaker 6: is us?
Speaker 2: She's from k Marty, She's Oh my god, I went
Speaker 2: through all. She's too, Danica. A word of warning. I
Speaker 2: don't know how old your child, but in about a year,
Speaker 2: that is all going to be revolting to that child
Speaker 2: and you're going to have to find another child that
Speaker 2: wants it or put it on the hard rubbish.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, he's full.
Speaker 3: Make sure he sells them and gives me back there, correct, Danika.
Speaker 3: A neutrabullet flip from Neutrable at the Number one Personal
Speaker 3: blender brand in the world is on its way to you, Bree.
Speaker 2: What are you obsessed with? Oh my god, I'm like you, Christy,
Speaker 2: and it's the cards from Wilworth, Bri. I can I
Speaker 2: tell you? I'm a Willworths every other day and my
Speaker 2: timeshare between Coles and Wolford's anoti and I always say no.
Speaker 2: And it's a very weird graduation in my life to
Speaker 2: say I don't need the cards. I'm going to collect them.
Speaker 2: I'm going to get your address. I'm going to send
Speaker 2: all of mine to you. Okay, do please do? Because
Speaker 2: now we play memory with them.
Speaker 3: Now that's good. Obsessed, that's fun. Then you'll keep them
Speaker 3: for life. If you're playing memory and neutrable at Flip
Speaker 3: is on the way to you, bre Let's finish with me.
Speaker 2: They burn well by the way, bre Hello, May, let's
Speaker 2: finish with you. What is your kid suddenly collecting?
Speaker 3: So, Mike, it is eight and he has seventeen pairs
Speaker 3: of crops?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, your size.
Speaker 3: My kids went through the crops too, And then what
Speaker 3: do you put on them? Gibbets, gibbets, gibbets. Why does
Speaker 3: everything have such funny names?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I can't wait for them to get older.
Speaker 3: Did your kids ever do Yugyo cards?
Speaker 5: Of course?
Speaker 3: I remember going nuts for them.
Speaker 2: Why I'm broke?
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Let's get someone to enjoy the sounds of all.
Speaker 3: Disney cruise line now sailing from Australia.
Speaker 2: Chrissy and Jack's Boys. He didn't know where that was going,
Speaker 2: did you?
Speaker 3: I did it it?
Speaker 2: Of course? Is my incredibly lifelike impersonation of the horn
Speaker 2: on a giant ship.
Speaker 3: I mean yours was awful.
Speaker 2: Actually that was me last night. All right, go hello Mandy,
Speaker 2: Hello Christy? How are you? You are the carry over champion?
Speaker 2: Is your are you cellar at the chance to have
Speaker 2: a never ending supply of soft serve ice cream, which
Speaker 2: is to reger on these Disney cruise.
Speaker 3: Now why I'm just I'm so excited and Mandy you're
Speaker 3: our carryover champ. But up against you is my pal Christine.
Speaker 3: We're playing together today. Hi Christine.
Speaker 2: Hi, Christine's keeping her, you know, just giving her right? Yeah, exactly, exactly,
Speaker 2: all right, this is how it is going to work,
Speaker 2: my friends. Mandy, you are the carryover Champion if you
Speaker 2: win today. You will be back here tomorrow and one
Speaker 2: step closer to the.
Speaker 3: Christine. You and I are going to give this a
Speaker 3: good crack and try and get you back to play tomorrow. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: we will.
Speaker 2: Your names are your buzzers, ladies. If you are absolutely lost,
Speaker 2: you can call on your lifelines me or Jack. Are
Speaker 2: you ready?
Speaker 3: And also welcome to the studio, Tom who is our
Speaker 3: quizmaster and running your.
Speaker 6: Sure is good afternoon? Question number one? Which family do
Speaker 6: we not talk about? In encanto?
Speaker 2: Which family member member? Mandy Christy do you know? I
Speaker 2: just said Mandy too quick? Oh, Matti, lucky for you.
Speaker 2: I love this soundtrack and I love this movie. And
Speaker 2: Bruno is who we do not talk about? No, no,
Speaker 2: we're knock Brune.
Speaker 3: One point to Mandy and Chrissy.
Speaker 6: Okay, question to any Yeah you can.
Speaker 2: I nearly swore then I'm so comfortable with Maddie. I
Speaker 2: nearly went. Of course.
Speaker 3: You Christine, you can also just buzz in and then
Speaker 3: ask me if you like.
Speaker 2: Yep, Chris, I'm so nervous, I'm like shaking.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's just have a let's just have a couple
Speaker 3: of in and out. Ready, let's just have.
Speaker 2: A little break at now, because you know, there is
Speaker 2: big news and Moana two is coming to cinemas, and
Speaker 2: let's just all imagine that we are sitting there and
Speaker 2: enjoying it. We've got a popcorn, we've got a you know,
Speaker 2: a chop top, and we're just loving the new Moanna film.
Speaker 3: Accavember twenty eight. It's in cinemas, all right? Question number two?
Speaker 6: Which animal does Mowana's grandmother's spirit take the shape of?
Speaker 3: Mandy?
Speaker 1: Christine?
Speaker 6: Mandy?
Speaker 3: Chrissy?
Speaker 2: Have I Is Mandy allowed to ask me twice? I
Speaker 2: don't think so that that doesn't That's not fair, is it?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know? But then I realized all you've got
Speaker 2: to do is get in first to men.
Speaker 3: No, you only get one lifeline. Let's give you.
Speaker 2: And also, I don't know. I don't know, so.
Speaker 3: Christine, Christine? Do you know? Oh? Correct?
Speaker 2: Okay? How are you? Welfare check? Christine? You're good? I'm good?
Speaker 6: All right, Okay, this is for the win. What breed
Speaker 6: of dog are Pongo? And Perdita?
Speaker 1: Mandy? Christine?
Speaker 2: Mandy? Is it a Dalmatian?
Speaker 1: It is a dalmation.
Speaker 2: Then now that's two of them. Can you name the other?
Speaker 2: Ninety nine.
Speaker 3: Congratulations man, you will be back playing with us tomorrow
Speaker 3: as Chrissy's carry over champion. I'm really sorry, Christine. We're
Speaker 3: going to send your Priceline pharmacy about thank you, bar girl.
Speaker 3: Oh she sounds really so sad.
Speaker 2: Should we give her another?
Speaker 3: And the nutrableet? No, we can't give her another?
Speaker 1: Fair enough, fair enough the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't it be lovely to be able to harmonize like that?
Speaker 3: If I would be lovely to never hear that song again?
Speaker 2: You're listening to the Grizzy Swad Show. Oh no, but
Speaker 2: let's go clicking Chrissy's clickait. I feel embarrassed that I
Speaker 2: have an opinion about the following clickbait story.
Speaker 3: No, but don't be embarrassed, because often you don't care
Speaker 3: either way. So I love it when you're passionate about
Speaker 3: a couple like this.
Speaker 2: So the news has as it arrived that I have
Speaker 2: been knowing was coming. I mean, Today's Wednesday, So it
Speaker 2: is mister Chrissy Day. I'm going to say I always
Speaker 2: knew that this headline was going to come. Channing Tatum
Speaker 2: and Zoe Kravitz are Splitsville and they call off the engagement,
Speaker 2: and I am not surprised because they never to me,
Speaker 2: and this is such a vacuous, ignorant opinion. They never
Speaker 2: looked to me like they should have been together.
Speaker 3: I just couldn't disagree with you. More like it's so
Speaker 3: buddy that we usually alied on things for me. Swannie,
Speaker 3: their vibe and like they both have stees like you
Speaker 3: see them ste They're just stylish, like style with ease.
Speaker 3: You see them riding their bikes together. They're in sick
Speaker 3: oversized pants. They wear these cool T shirts like their
Speaker 3: vibes just for me. Aligned So I thought they were
Speaker 3: going to be together forever.
Speaker 2: Maybe I need to find out more about Channing Tatum
Speaker 2: because the problem with Zoe Kravitz is I know her parents,
Speaker 2: do you know what I mean? I remember when she
Speaker 2: was born. So she's the daughter of Lenny Kravitz, obvious,
Speaker 2: you know rock God and Lisa Bonnet, who was who
Speaker 2: played Denise on The Cosby Show, who I also love.
Speaker 2: So I feel like she's my niece Zoey, and I
Speaker 2: love her in every film to I just think she's
Speaker 2: so brilliant.
Speaker 3: She's magnificent, and Channing.
Speaker 2: Tatum has never been I've never seen a film with
Speaker 2: him in it. He looks like a porkhead to.
Speaker 3: Me, you've never watched the Magic Mike Vibe, you know,
Speaker 3: need to Channing seems like a really cool, nice dude
Speaker 3: as well. I really loved these two together. Like, I'm
Speaker 3: genuinely sad about this, all right, Well, but obviously I
Speaker 3: was wrong. So you can take.
Speaker 2: The you know, Siri play differences you and I. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, it really is. My phone is just about
Speaker 2: to play a different stroke.
Speaker 3: See this part Photoswani Like he's riding his bike, she's
Speaker 3: just walking alongside him in New York. Like they just
Speaker 3: seem sick.
Speaker 2: But he looks like he's harassing her, looks like she
Speaker 2: should say leave me alone. I don't know, it just doesn't.
Speaker 2: It just doesn't feel right to me. I know that
Speaker 2: you're really trying to sell it, but I can't.
Speaker 3: Yes, you know who's next to split travel and Tay
Speaker 3: for sure? Do you think it's coming?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 3: Because like they give they give me more of that
Speaker 3: energy than these two. Like I look at Travis when
Speaker 3: he's looking at Taylor, I'm like, oh, he doesn't.
Speaker 2: He does seem to be wearing a bit more makeup
Speaker 2: than usual. A lot, Travis.
Speaker 3: It's full Trump Orange hoey.
Speaker 2: Look, you got all sorts. You know it takes all.
Speaker 3: Also, what do you say, Sonny, Don't yuck someone's yum.
Speaker 2: Don't yuck someone's yum. Okay, you know, and think of
Speaker 2: things this, think of the history of her relationships. She's
Speaker 2: never been with someone like. It's true and you know,
Speaker 2: a lot of heartbreak. But maybe as her friend, we
Speaker 2: need to go good on you. You're zigging when you
Speaker 2: I really want a zag. You're doing something new and
Speaker 2: it might work for you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, meathead.
Speaker 2: Kanye West has bought a.
Speaker 3: New house whereabouts.
Speaker 2: It's better than the jail cell, which is where I
Speaker 2: think he should be. It's in Beverly Hills, Okay. It's
Speaker 2: thirty five million dollars worth, and I'm sure he'll be
Speaker 2: very happy there.
Speaker 3: I mean, Beverly Hills is quite a little while away
Speaker 3: from Calabasas, where his kids are, So I'm sure Kim's.
Speaker 2: Not is it? How far away?
Speaker 3: Is it like fifty minutes forty minutes?
Speaker 2: That's not too bad, that's too bad. Yeah, but they
Speaker 2: don't have to deal with anything like that. They could
Speaker 2: chop her in, do you know what I mean? And
Speaker 2: also more good news for Kanye. Not only is he
Speaker 2: a home own I wonder if you've got the first
Speaker 2: home Buyers grant homeowner, I wonder if he's got the
Speaker 2: first buyer first home Buyers grant saved on some stamp duty.
Speaker 2: He has also settled his problems with Adda Das, so
Speaker 2: no doubt he'll be finding some more friction to engage
Speaker 2: in someone else.
Speaker 1: This is the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3: Thank god.
Speaker 2: We were just talking about.
Speaker 3: Cold Play, I know, running through the set list to
Speaker 3: see what we can get excited for.
Speaker 2: This so exciting they are here. I mean really, I
Speaker 2: was talking to them to my kids about Coldplay last night, saying, really,
Speaker 2: they are one of the world's super bands. Is only
Speaker 2: a handful of them? Yeah, and you know, obviously tickets
Speaker 2: are very hard to come by unless you're listening to
Speaker 2: this show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you've rated that prize covered out there, Swannie.
Speaker 2: Haven't I I've dressed up as the Hamburglar stole some.
Speaker 3: So before four o'clock we're going to be playing a
Speaker 3: brand new game called Chrissy's Cold Play.
Speaker 2: Yes, you've got to know the lyrics though, like you've
Speaker 2: got you've got to be a fan.
Speaker 3: You've got to know the music either, yes, like the
Speaker 3: instrumental if you know what I mean. That's coming up.
Speaker 3: But next in Chrissy's Quizzy, we have your invite to
Speaker 3: see the kid LaRoy live in Nova's the.
Speaker 2: Biggest music names right, We're jo and packed the Christy
Speaker 2: Swan Show, The Christy Swan Show that I can go.
Speaker 3: What a song? This studio just turned into a club.
Speaker 3: Love that Chrissy's Quizzy.
Speaker 2: I'd tell you what. Saan Sparrow though, is no kid LaRoy. No,
Speaker 2: he is, and we are at Nova are going to
Speaker 2: be hosting the great kid Lroy in an exclusive Nova's
Speaker 2: Red Room. Alana, do you want in?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, so badly?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: What's your favor? You had to pick a favor song?
Speaker 1: Like, it's such a tough question. When I wrote, I
Speaker 1: get asked that I think maybe stay.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's a real vibe, isn't it.
Speaker 1: It's a bad given your whole soul.
Speaker 2: He'll definitely be doing that in the Red Room obviously. Kelly, Hello, Hello, Hello,
Speaker 2: who would you go and see the kid LaRoy with?
Speaker 2: If you're the lucky winner, I would have my daughter
Speaker 2: and she's a big fan. Let me guess she's a teenager.
Speaker 2: She's mad for him. She is hugely mad for him.
Speaker 5: She's just turned eighteen.
Speaker 3: Well, very exciting for her.
Speaker 2: I'm very excited.
Speaker 3: Tell you what else would be exciting?
Speaker 9: Kel?
Speaker 3: Your playing calling from Melbourne. Elana is already in Sydney, Kelly.
Speaker 3: If you win this, this red room I can reveal
Speaker 3: is taking place in Sydney. If you win this, we
Speaker 3: will fly you and your daughter.
Speaker 2: Up amazing and like not even stand by kel.
Speaker 3: All right, let's go.
Speaker 2: Your names are your buzzers, Alana V and Kelly. It
Speaker 2: is the best of five, meaning the first person to
Speaker 2: get three ounces correct. When's the caaman, We'll walk away
Speaker 2: with the money can't buy. Look, it's the invite to
Speaker 2: see kid LaRoy Nova's Red Room that you really have to.
Speaker 2: Question Number one? Who is the kid? L Roy's girlfriend?
Speaker 2: Alana McCray. I did not know that you. I am
Speaker 2: living under a rock. Question number two? Which Hollywood. Let
Speaker 2: me have a look at a photo of them and
Speaker 2: I'll see if they'll last. Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: I'll just tell hold right now.
Speaker 3: Well, they're both like twelve, so I can tell you
Speaker 3: just like.
Speaker 2: I did with Channing Tatum and.
Speaker 3: Sorry, ladies, just hold the line there. Let me get
Speaker 3: a photo of them both together.
Speaker 2: Let me see. Oh, no, they're good. They're good. That's
Speaker 2: a good match.
Speaker 3: What do you mean that's a good match. They look
Speaker 3: like they've just finished your tenth.
Speaker 2: No, that's that's a good match. I can see it.
Speaker 2: That is. That is a great match.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right.
Speaker 2: Question number two, which Hollywood couple have apparently called off
Speaker 2: their engagement after three years kel Channing Tatum and and
Speaker 2: what do you think about that? Do you think it's
Speaker 2: the right thing to do? I do?
Speaker 5: I know, I actually thought that they could make it.
Speaker 3: See team Jack alrighty. Question number three.
Speaker 2: That's one apiece. Question number three nine years ago today,
Speaker 2: do a liar release this hit? What's it called?
Speaker 3: Kelly?
Speaker 2: Could be the one? Yeah, it's be the one, be
Speaker 2: the one. I'm gonna I'm going to go out on
Speaker 2: a link here. I think this is my favorite dua
Speaker 2: lipa song. I love her stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm with you. It's up there. It's an elite tune.
Speaker 2: This is for the win kel. I mean, look, and
Speaker 2: if you do win this, we might even you know,
Speaker 2: get online and order the toasted sandwich for you and
Speaker 2: your daughter to have on board.
Speaker 3: Just jokes. We don't have any budget for that.
Speaker 2: Question Number four, what does the acronym IQ stand for?
Speaker 2: Kelly Intelligence Intelligence?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Kelly, I am dipping my quill in the ink
Speaker 5: right now and I'm writing your.
Speaker 2: Name on the top of this invitation to go and
Speaker 2: see the kid l Roy live in Nova's Red Room.
Speaker 2: Well done to you and your girl.
Speaker 3: Thank you, and Kelly, you can tell your daughter it's
Speaker 3: at Culjibey Hotel. You'll sound even cooler then.
Speaker 1: The bogie be the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: That is the first track off Torture Poets Department. So
Speaker 2: it's like my okay focus song. Every time I hear it,
Speaker 2: it's like Pavlov's dog. I start making lists. You're listening
Speaker 2: to the Chrissy Swan Show on Nova thanks to Priceline Pharmacy.
Speaker 2: We've got a block update for you on not last
Speaker 2: night's episode. The episode before there was a Luscandale Brad
Speaker 2: and Kylie as a Neil Diamond would say, it's live
Speaker 2: on the rocks anyway, he's been flirting with someone. There's
Speaker 2: been mentioned of only fans following in a make believe
Speaker 2: way because the only flans can't only fans cant doesn't
Speaker 2: actually exist, but if it did, he would follow it.
Speaker 2: I think Kylie's mum sums up Australia's reaction's like.
Speaker 1: Oh, you know, i'd follow your only fans.
Speaker 2: You're not joking, You're joking anyway. Of course, everybody tuned
Speaker 2: in last night, We've got an update for you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because on Monday night's epswenty, we just saw Kylie
Speaker 3: Leggett and fly back to cans.
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, and she left like a video message like
Speaker 2: Pauline Hansen did when she was saying, you know, if
Speaker 2: you see this message, it learns that I've been murdered.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 2: But she she legged it back home, which I understand
Speaker 2: she's very upset.
Speaker 3: You would have thought she had been murdered swan by
Speaker 3: the opening of last night's episode. Did you see the
Speaker 3: opening scene?
Speaker 2: Super dramatic.
Speaker 3: No, we just blockhouses and trade is walking through and
Speaker 3: like the lone bird call.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I see you what I did tune in and
Speaker 2: I was expecting this instead of that song. I wanted.
Speaker 2: This is the opening.
Speaker 3: Someone's overwritten your opening.
Speaker 2: Oh, I had the boom boom from Married at First
Speaker 2: Sight would have been there has been a absolute crossover.
Speaker 2: There was I reckon, hushed phone calls and rushed phone
Speaker 2: calls from one producer to another, going hey, we've got
Speaker 2: a storyline that you know what to do with. What
Speaker 2: are we going to do? And they said, play Billie Eilish,
Speaker 2: make it really sad and talk to the other woman,
Speaker 2: but do it in the next episode so that you
Speaker 2: hook everybody in. Yes, So, of course we heard from Mimi.
Speaker 4: I was at Carlim Brad's house, were just hanging out drinking.
Speaker 4: Kylie went to sleep on the deck next to us,
Speaker 4: and then I just stayed chatting, and you know, maybe
Speaker 4: there were some comments that were made that.
Speaker 1: Came across as flirty.
Speaker 4: I personally felt comfortable in this situation. It's unfortunate that
Speaker 4: Kylie overheard, which led her to leaving.
Speaker 2: So I smell a rat here, Okay, okay. Also for clarification,
Speaker 2: it sounds like she said I was quite uncomfortable with situation.
Speaker 2: We've really looked at that. Got a lip reader and
Speaker 2: she she says that she was quite comfortable, so she
Speaker 2: saw nothing wrong with that. My question to you is this,
Speaker 2: Kylie knew word for word what had been happening, but
Speaker 2: allegedly she was asleep. There is no way known that
Speaker 2: the producers off in the caravan watching all the footage,
Speaker 2: watching everything unfold, didn't hear what went on and.
Speaker 3: Told Kylie and just fed her line by line.
Speaker 2: Kylie, can we just have a meeting please? This is
Speaker 2: what we've heard. They probably played her the footage and
Speaker 2: then just let it go because if she she's either
Speaker 2: asleep or not. Do you know what I mean? Totally anyway,
Speaker 2: we heard from by the way, our dms went crackers
Speaker 2: about this, and one of them was men, he's not
Speaker 2: completely faultless in all of this. Well, her husband weighed
Speaker 2: in as well.
Speaker 9: If MEI didn't feel uncomfortable about what we said, then
Speaker 9: I've got no reason to do, you know what I mean.
Speaker 9: I'm not that type of plant that it's going to
Speaker 9: be overprotective and like you literally haven't done nothing wrong.
Speaker 9: You were just sitting now having a conversation.
Speaker 2: It's like you were flirting back.
Speaker 3: Do you know what I hear this, Swanny?
Speaker 2: Those producers obviously haven't shown him.
Speaker 3: Yes swingers, oh do you. But like the fact that
Speaker 3: he doesn't care. I seem open and fun.
Speaker 2: I love it. He did use the wrong word there.
Speaker 2: My grammar was like, you should have said anything, not anyway. Well, anyway,
Speaker 2: let's move on to some emails that we received about it. Yeah, okay, specifically,
Speaker 2: oh no, the good news, the finale, the good news.
Speaker 2: And we had the heads up this was going to
Speaker 2: happen because we have a gum shoe on the case
Speaker 2: and her name is Kim with a wife and double M.
Speaker 3: I think this must have been after the fact though.
Speaker 3: When Kim this DM happened.
Speaker 2: She says, I tried calling up today about the block
Speaker 2: contestant scandal. I've got some news. I was at Melbourne
Speaker 2: Airport on Sunday night and I spotted Kylie and Brad
Speaker 2: in the wild. I can't say if they are together.
Speaker 2: We should have asked Kim with a y and two m's,
Speaker 2: but they were definitely traveling together. Also, she has ditched
Speaker 2: the novelty hair. The green is gone and she is blond.
Speaker 2: And we got to see all of this and more
Speaker 2: at the end of last night's episode.
Speaker 3: Well, we didn't get to see the blonde hair because
Speaker 3: obviously this was shot a few months ago, but we'd
Speaker 3: see Kylie and her novelty hair in full force walking
Speaker 3: back onto the block, so.
Speaker 2: No harm, no foul and you know, go and get
Speaker 2: your toilet from Reese.
Speaker 1: Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: He's doing it, He's doing it. Remember we love it
Speaker 2: when Chris Martin goes. We love it when Chris Martin
Speaker 2: tours Australia as well.
Speaker 3: Chrissy Swan's cold Play.
Speaker 2: Everyone has lost their mind all of a sudden for
Speaker 2: Coldplay tickets.
Speaker 3: How's my mate Lucy netlphol just calling me in the
Speaker 3: song I want Chrissy's tickets. That's not how it works, loose,
Speaker 3: That is.
Speaker 2: Not how it works, but how it does work here
Speaker 2: on the Christy Swan Show on Nova is we have
Speaker 2: devised Chrissy's cold Play. Now we are going to play
Speaker 2: a cold Play song, but it's feeling a bit chilly.
Speaker 2: It hasn't been warmed up by the lyrics. It's just
Speaker 2: the instrumental.
Speaker 3: It is the cold Play.
Speaker 2: We have to be very, very brutal with this. If
Speaker 2: we play this song to you and you do not
Speaker 2: get it, we have to move on to the next one.
Speaker 2: These tickets are the hottest property in the country.
Speaker 3: And these are literally four two nights. First show in Melbourne,
Speaker 3: there are three doubles now Swani. I think we need
Speaker 3: to give an example of how this competition's going to work. Absolutely,
Speaker 3: So you don't know what cold Play I'm about to
Speaker 3: play you. But when I play it to you, like
Speaker 3: you just said, I need you to give me the
Speaker 3: title as soon.
Speaker 2: As it is. No words, it's just the instrumental.
Speaker 3: Actually, just the instrumental.
Speaker 2: That's the way I like it, the ringing Roman cavalry words.
Speaker 2: It's Leva Lavita's Russell.
Speaker 3: Yes, can I go tomorrow with me?
Speaker 2: I mean, look, I did have to really scrounge around
Speaker 2: in the cupboard, and I've tied up Macy Gibbs, who's
Speaker 2: in charge of tickets here at Nover. Maybe I did
Speaker 2: find a fourth double I don't know. Oh wow, And
Speaker 2: I'll be taking it myself.
Speaker 1: Hello Tessa, Hello.
Speaker 2: You sound nervous. Was it clear and was it clear
Speaker 2: enough how this works? You're a big Coldplay fan?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yes I am. Have you got to have you got
Speaker 2: a nice pair of Diana Ferrari comps to where if
Speaker 2: you get the tickets and you've got to walk all
Speaker 2: the way into Marble.
Speaker 3: Absolutely all right? Are you ready for your cold Play? Tessa?
Speaker 2: Yes, Tessa, get out those Dina you're going, Tessa, you're going. Hey,
Speaker 2: they're doubles, you know it, doubles. You get to take
Speaker 2: somebody that you like.
Speaker 5: Oh my goodness, thank you so much.
Speaker 2: It's the show of the year. Good on your Tessa.
Speaker 2: All right, let's go to you. Hailey, Hello, big deep breath? Okay,
Speaker 2: how long have you loved Coldplay? For Hale's Oh, I've
Speaker 2: loved in my whole life.
Speaker 3: But I've actually I'm sending my daughters and my replacements tonight,
Speaker 3: so I'm not going.
Speaker 2: So if I went it, I get to.
Speaker 5: Go with my family.
Speaker 2: Oh did you get tickets and you've given them to
Speaker 2: someone else?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I got three, and then my youngest really wanted to go,
Speaker 1: so she's going in my place.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 2: God, I'm so sick of maternal selflessness. Son you all right, Haley,
Speaker 2: let's do this for it? Have you got you understand
Speaker 2: how it works and you've got your listening ears on?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Okay, hello, Yes, so goes a good deed in this
Speaker 7: weary world.
Speaker 2: Hailey, Good on you.
Speaker 5: Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: You get to go.
Speaker 3: How exciting. We've got one more double to give away
Speaker 3: to tonight's first Coldplay show.
Speaker 2: It's the very last double, Danielle, are you ready? Oh
Speaker 2: my god, I'm so nervous. I know who they really
Speaker 2: want because golden tickets for the very last one. Oh
Speaker 2: my god. Alright, Danielle, breathe, breathe and make sure that
Speaker 2: you're really concentrating.
Speaker 7: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Take take your time, Danielle. Sorry, I really invested Jack.
Speaker 2: I know that this is just tickets for you, but
Speaker 2: it's a really big deal. Can you just like take
Speaker 2: your time?
Speaker 3: Okay, here is your cold Play, Danielle, don't stop it up?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 3: Daniel Paradise?
Speaker 1: It is?
Speaker 2: You get to go. I don't know why this is
Speaker 2: so much more exciting than usual. She's got all squeak.
Speaker 3: You're gonna be singing this live tonight with Chris Martin
Speaker 3: in front of you. Aniel I have tried like you
Speaker 3: would not alain how much?
Speaker 2: So much, Danielle, You're going.
Speaker 1: It's so exciting, the Chrissies one show.
Speaker 2: It has been a cold Play ticket bonanza today. I'm exhausted.
Speaker 2: But if you think we're done talking about this super band,
Speaker 2: you'd be wrong. Chrissy's clique, we're about to play you
Speaker 2: the official sound check that Coldplay has just published. It
Speaker 2: they tested the equipment with a song that I know
Speaker 2: that you are going to know. Oh yeah, But first,
Speaker 2: Shawn Mendees also touring at the moment stopped down in
Speaker 2: his show. He's playing at Red Rocks.
Speaker 8: Where's that Red Rocks?
Speaker 2: I don't know where it is actually, but I first
Speaker 2: got to know about it. It's a huge ampit like
Speaker 2: a natural amphitheater, right, maybe like in Colorado, Denver, Colorado, Yeah, Denver. Anyway.
Speaker 2: In Excess played there in the eighties and that was
Speaker 2: the first time I ever saw it, and I just
Speaker 2: remember thinking, oh, this is a really big deal. It's
Speaker 2: Red Rocks and it's a little local band anyway. Sewn Mendez,
Speaker 2: there has been so much discussion about his sexuality, which
Speaker 2: I believe is nobody's business. No, to be honest, and
Speaker 2: I love the way things are going where you don't
Speaker 2: have to be one thing or the other. I do believe.
Speaker 2: Do you agree that sexuality is gray?
Speaker 3: I believe it is for a lot of people. Absolutely,
Speaker 3: for someone like me, obviously it's not like I know
Speaker 3: it's not, But there are so many people that it
Speaker 3: is for them, or that it takes them a lot
Speaker 3: longer to figure out or find within themselves, and I
Speaker 3: think obviously there's people like Sean maybe who that sort
Speaker 3: of yes applies to. I also don't believe in this
Speaker 3: world where we have to label it straight away, or
Speaker 3: like he shouldn't have to label it. Maybe he likes
Speaker 3: a bit of both. Maybe he doesn't like who cares leave.
Speaker 2: Can I tell you I am picking a cupboard color.
Speaker 2: This makes sense. I'm picking a cupboard cupboard color for
Speaker 2: my laundry at the moment, and it's going to be gray.
Speaker 2: I don't know which grade is. I've got about forty
Speaker 2: grays ranging from dark to very light, and I thought
Speaker 2: I'm going to keep that because I've got two teenage
Speaker 2: sons and an almost teenage daughter at home, and I'm
Speaker 2: going to keep all of those samples so that when
Speaker 2: I'm explaining to them concepts like sexuality, I can say,
Speaker 2: love that these are all these are all gray.
Speaker 3: You've got a color chart read gray.
Speaker 2: We can see that. But this is a different gray
Speaker 2: to that one, and this one's closer to this one.
Speaker 2: So I just you know, I'm excited to explain it
Speaker 2: to them. Sean Mendees has said that he's still figuring
Speaker 2: it out.
Speaker 9: Since I was really young, there's this bitness thing about
Speaker 9: my sexuality and people have to talk about it so long.
Speaker 2: My and my sexuality is that.
Speaker 9: Man, I'm just I'm just figuring it out like everyone
Speaker 9: and I don't agree, you know sometimes and I know
Speaker 9: other times.
Speaker 2: That's all I really want to see that. And he
Speaker 2: also said that because he was sort of thrust into
Speaker 2: the spotlight at fifteen, he didn't get the time to
Speaker 2: work out what was going on with him. He didn't
Speaker 2: didn't have that that you know normal fifteen year olds have.
Speaker 2: So he's doing it now. Good on him.
Speaker 3: He was busy dealing with record labels and articles about
Speaker 3: who he's dating.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 3: One other thing while we're on that subject, that comes
Speaker 3: up a lot among my group of mates and just
Speaker 3: in life. I think if you have a question in
Speaker 3: someone as well, or you're wondering about them, Yeah, especially
Speaker 3: with straight dudes, don't ever ask them as straight out.
Speaker 2: I think people would the question sound like, well, you know, we.
Speaker 3: Wouldn't care if you were gay. You know, we wouldn't care.
Speaker 3: And obviously they obviously genuinely mean that. It's just not
Speaker 3: something that's helpful. I do know. I agree a lot
Speaker 3: of people do it in a but it just just don't.
Speaker 2: It's like when you get to the top of a
Speaker 2: water slide and then somebody pushes you down. It's like,
Speaker 2: I'm not ready.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna go. I will correct. That is a
Speaker 3: great analogy, Swanny, I will go, but just not just wait.
Speaker 2: Now. Coldplay are in Australia. They are kicking off their
Speaker 2: tour in Melbourn. There's going to be four shows in
Speaker 2: Melbourne and four shows in Sydney. The sound check I
Speaker 2: love it when just by chance you're in the same
Speaker 2: area as the stadium and you're like, what is that
Speaker 2: sound and you realize that you're hearing the sound check.
Speaker 3: It's pretty exciting.
Speaker 2: Imagine how excited you would have been if you were
Speaker 2: walking past the stadium today and you heard this. And
Speaker 2: can I tell you the supporting footage of Chris Martin
Speaker 2: rocking to be at the top of his game.
Speaker 3: He looks seventeen. He is.
Speaker 2: I mean, he's always been gorgeous, but he's particularly gorgeous.
Speaker 2: People that love sort of you know, family likenesses will
Speaker 2: love to go to the Coldplay Instagram account because he
Speaker 2: looks exactly like his daughter Apple, and.
Speaker 3: That stadium looks Elite. We've been going date night there
Speaker 3: tomorrow night.
Speaker 2: I know we do. It's very overside, I know. The
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