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Speaker 1: I'm Britney Saunders and I'm all right.
Speaker 2: Hey, and this is High Scroll as the podcast version
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Speaker 1: We've been sharing our lives online for over ten years,
Speaker 1: so who better to catch you up on everything that's
Speaker 1: going viral?
Speaker 2: Usually it would be us, but this week we forgot
Speaker 2: to talk about hardly anything on the internet. We just
Speaker 2: talk a lot about food.
Speaker 1: But you know what, welcome to the food Special. You're
Speaker 1: not a little bit hungry. You're going to be ordering
Speaker 1: food office.
Speaker 2: Listen to the We actually had to order food halfway
Speaker 2: through this episode, which.
Speaker 1: Is currently We've never done that before.
Speaker 2: It's currently on its way yep, so enjoy us reminiscing.
Speaker 2: You've got to stick around for Britney's toe ring story.
Speaker 2: Deal me and dol Let's go.
Speaker 1: Good morning math you.
Speaker 2: Good morning, and good morning Scrollers. Coming to you live live.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, no.
Speaker 1: This is live, is it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What do you mean we're live in their ears right now?
Speaker 2: I was going to say coming to you live from America,
Speaker 2: but we're not. We're coming to you from Sydney. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But you know what's really exciting is right now we're
Speaker 2: in fucking America? Are we?
Speaker 1: When this episode comes out?
Speaker 2: I think, so, what date is this episode coming out?
Speaker 1: Hannah, Fore, you're in America? Fifteenth? You're in America, map.
Speaker 2: Well you must be flying out today.
Speaker 1: Then I think I fly out? Yeah, on like the
Speaker 1: sixteenth or seventeenth.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm in America and you're about to be And
Speaker 2: then that means this close Friends on Friday is.
Speaker 1: Going to be before Coach Ever, Yeah, how exciting?
Speaker 2: I don't know. First of all, I'm just gonna say, Scrollers,
Speaker 2: you need to be across all the social media. I
Speaker 2: feel like we're gonna have so much.
Speaker 1: Fuck, it's going to be so fun.
Speaker 2: I can't wait to be trying the nineteen dollars strawberries
Speaker 2: at Air one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to. I want the Hailey Beavers movie. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I've been seeing that you for years. I don't care
Speaker 1: if it's forty Australian dollars give me.
Speaker 2: Two exactly, I'm going to have.
Speaker 1: It's really good, like people say, like it's actually really good.
Speaker 2: You pay for it, but I'm so ready to have one. Yeah,
Speaker 2: So that's really exciting.
Speaker 1: So at this moment in time, as we're recording this,
Speaker 1: there's still actually a few things I need to book. Really,
Speaker 1: have you done your visa?
Speaker 2: Yes, the est Yes, you do it on your app
Speaker 2: now on your phone, which is what an Estra app.
Speaker 2: You just download the Estra app. And I didn't have
Speaker 2: to put in like hardly any details. I did have
Speaker 2: to pay for it, yeah, forty forty dollars Australian.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I need to do that. And I think
Speaker 1: there's the flight that we get from Vegas back to
Speaker 1: la I need to book that one.
Speaker 2: Yes, I've done that.
Speaker 1: I need to book that one.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: I get scared booking a domestic flight in another country,
Speaker 1: Like you just go onto the actual like website. You
Speaker 1: don't do it through like webjets.
Speaker 2: Nah, I did it. I went to the Delta website.
Speaker 2: Did you know you have to pay for your bags
Speaker 2: at the airport in America? So I can't I can't
Speaker 2: say like I've got a bag with me that needs
Speaker 2: to be checked in. You've got to do that at
Speaker 2: the airport.
Speaker 1: And you know they can just take dogs on the
Speaker 1: domestic planes over there, Slay, they can just take if
Speaker 1: the dog has to be a certain size and be
Speaker 1: able to fit in a certain carrier. But like last
Speaker 1: time I was there, I don't know, fucking seven years ago,
Speaker 1: you walk through like the fly and people got their
Speaker 1: dogs on the floor in a little carrier. You can
Speaker 1: just take your dogs and same with like when you
Speaker 1: go to the shopping like their version of whatever coals
Speaker 1: fucking I don't know what their supermarkets are called Ralph's whatever,
Speaker 1: you can just take your dog in there.
Speaker 2: Could you not take a dog in Australia? No?
Speaker 1: Oh really, but it's like over there walking in the
Speaker 1: coals and woolies and you can just walk around with
Speaker 1: your dog on a lead. In America you can, so yeah,
Speaker 1: to actually do a few last what happens?
Speaker 2: What? Oh my god? Ow sorry, I just went to
Speaker 2: rearrange myself and the microphone just stabbed me in the chest.
Speaker 1: Don't say that I feel scared.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we are going to America.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's one thing that's like.
Speaker 2: No, could you imagine if I then got shot.
Speaker 1: No, mad don't manifest. This shit don't manifest. But I
Speaker 1: will say, like when it comes to like Australia and America,
Speaker 1: one thing that I noticed is when like an like
Speaker 1: an American travels to Australia and they're doing tiktoks about
Speaker 1: being in Australia, all the comments are like I'm so
Speaker 1: scared of the spiders, Like that's the only thing that
Speaker 1: would start me from traveling to Australia. Yeah, like they're
Speaker 1: petrified of the spiders, Like I see it all the
Speaker 1: time in the comments or in my comments, like what
Speaker 1: about the spiders? I'm like, are you kidding? I'm scared
Speaker 1: that in America you can just be walking around coals
Speaker 1: and people have a gun in their handbag. That is
Speaker 1: far more scarier than spiders, if you ask me. So
Speaker 1: don't talk about that, Matt, because I don't.
Speaker 2: Want you to jinx yourself. I'm fine, touchwood, touch wood.
Speaker 1: But anyway, I'm so excited for our upcoming trip. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you one other thing too, which is very much
Speaker 1: a me problem. I'm still I'm still not used to
Speaker 1: going on holidays and not feeling guilty that my staff
Speaker 1: would think like why is she not working. How the
Speaker 1: fuck do I get over that?
Speaker 2: I don't know, And hopefully we can just do it
Speaker 2: in America, like I'm just going to slap you and
Speaker 2: be like, get a grip, bitch.
Speaker 1: That'll be fine, of course. But I still think, like
Speaker 1: everything that I'm posting, like they might see and be like, oh,
Speaker 1: look at her doing that over there, Like that is
Speaker 1: a genuine guilt of mine.
Speaker 2: But I have never felt that about any boss in
Speaker 2: my life. I've never in my life really gone Actually
Speaker 2: there was one time, but he was kind of a
Speaker 2: winker about the whole thing. Christmas Day, I'm working, we're
Speaker 2: all working, we're all sweating. It was Macis Macas. We
Speaker 2: were all sweating out our bug and rings and we are.
Speaker 1: By the way speaking to maccas. Just remind me. I
Speaker 1: want to there's something else I want to talk about,
Speaker 1: but let's continue on this.
Speaker 2: But oh, we're all sweat and it's Christmas Day. We're
Speaker 2: away from our families and our like big like the
Speaker 2: owner of the restaurant sent every scent like the group
Speaker 2: chat sort of thing. I don't know, I forget what happened,
Speaker 2: but he sent a selfie of like him and his
Speaker 2: entire family on a super yacht, popping champagne and going
Speaker 2: Merry Christmas, everyone, thanks for working today, and we all
Speaker 2: just went, come on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fair. I would never do that, but I
Speaker 1: guess I feel the same if I'm posting that I'm
Speaker 1: at Coachella while everyone's at work, and I just have
Speaker 1: this extreme guilt and I want to get over it
Speaker 1: because realistically, if I wanted to, I could holiday for
Speaker 1: the whole year every year and like no one could
Speaker 1: say anything because like, I own a business, so you
Speaker 1: can do whatever the fuck you want. Not that I
Speaker 1: would ever do that, but I don't know, Like I
Speaker 1: feel an extreme guilt, like when I put it in
Speaker 1: the calendar that I'm going to be away for the
Speaker 1: week in a bit, and I'm just so like I
Speaker 1: don't know why because it's like not very me, but
Speaker 1: I'm always like contact us anytime that we're away, Like
Speaker 1: I just I don't know, I just feel this like
Speaker 1: strong guilt.
Speaker 2: But isn't this way You've hired other people to be
Speaker 2: able to like why like contact us anytime? Well, maybe
Speaker 2: the one person whose job it is to report back
Speaker 2: to you, right, but like not everyone in the fucking
Speaker 2: way no, but it's just.
Speaker 1: Like a guilt that I deal with, like I'm trying
Speaker 1: to get better at it, and like we went away
Speaker 1: to the Gold Coast in February. That's the first time
Speaker 1: we've ever gone away in February ever, m hm, And
Speaker 1: like even then, I was like, this feels wrong, like
Speaker 1: I shouldn't be. I think it's because they're all there
Speaker 1: working when I know I could be there working with them,
Speaker 1: and I need to get over it.
Speaker 2: Honey, They're getting paid a good wage.
Speaker 1: True, I know, but I still just I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's just like a meeting.
Speaker 2: I can't I can't relate. And honestly, I feel like
Speaker 2: if I owned a business, I'd go, nah, I'm paying
Speaker 2: you to work, so I'm going on.
Speaker 1: I just remind myself that.
Speaker 2: I think I'll just I would just have the opposite opinion.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, well, but you know also how you
Speaker 1: see like and do their holidays, you know how you
Speaker 1: see like some wanky business owners on Instagram and like
Speaker 1: they just all flashy. Like I just worry that I
Speaker 1: would ever be perceived that way. Not that I think
Speaker 1: I would by my own staff, but you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like, you know when I don't mean to
Speaker 1: throw them under the bus, but like when the I
Speaker 1: think it was last year or the year before when
Speaker 1: the White Fox Black Friday controversy happened, and remember they
Speaker 1: got like billions of orders and it was all over
Speaker 1: the news, remember, and they couldn't pack quick enough blah
Speaker 1: blah blah. And then the owners I think they did
Speaker 1: show on the news that they were there helping, but
Speaker 1: then they're like flaunting their like mansion and everything. Like
Speaker 1: I don't know, I just never want to come across
Speaker 1: that way. That's my key.
Speaker 2: You do though, Okay, I think you've been up enough
Speaker 2: of a reputation that even if you went and spent
Speaker 2: a month in the fucking Bora Bora or the male dives,
Speaker 2: I think people would be like good honor.
Speaker 1: I hope so, but I don't know. I still feel
Speaker 1: a certain funny type of way.
Speaker 2: But well, I can't so I'll be the one posting
Speaker 2: and gloating on your behalf because I'm going to go bitch.
Speaker 2: So I'm at coach Lab.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm so excited, and I'm excited that we're like
Speaker 1: staying not together together, but we're staying like at the
Speaker 1: same kind of like hotel thing, huh. Like, I think
Speaker 1: I'm even more excited to just be there with both
Speaker 1: of you and AJ and like getting ready together and
Speaker 1: having drinks before we go to the festival.
Speaker 2: I actually think like Coachella is even like the least
Speaker 2: exciting thing on the trip for me, Like I feel
Speaker 2: like there's so many more exciting, Like genuinely I'm more excited. Wait,
Speaker 2: this sounds crazy, but I'm more excited for the food.
Speaker 2: Like I'm like, Coachella is gonna be amazing. It's gonna
Speaker 2: be so much fun good food. When I think of America,
Speaker 2: I go, fuck, I'm so excited for raising canes. You know,
Speaker 2: we have to do it.
Speaker 1: Here's everything we ate a coach, yes, like anything. What
Speaker 1: when we go on holidays anywhere, like anyone anywhere, the
Speaker 1: whole thing is revolved around.
Speaker 2: Food, and the most disgusting food ever in it tastes amazing,
Speaker 2: but it's all deep fried. It's all shiit. Not that
Speaker 2: there's good shit and good food and bad food, you
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying. But we like everything's deep fried chips, burgers,
Speaker 2: fish and chips, oily, deep fried oily. We may as
Speaker 2: well get an ice cream, get a cold rock blah
Speaker 2: blah blah. You even go and do the groceries and
Speaker 2: you're like, well, we may as well just do charcuterie board.
Speaker 2: We won't bother doing. You know, we'll get some chips
Speaker 2: and some chocolates and blah blah, Like on holidays.
Speaker 1: You really just okay, wait, speaking of food, and I
Speaker 1: still need to go back to the macao, which is
Speaker 1: also food, so let's just keep it going. When we
Speaker 1: did our Fate model search ages ago. Now, one question
Speaker 1: that we asked like a lot of people, because we
Speaker 1: had like fifty questions and we just picked it random,
Speaker 1: like get to know them questions, and one.
Speaker 2: Question what I've just had an idea and I want
Speaker 2: to pause. Should you keep the questions that you asked?
Speaker 2: And in close friends this week you ask me, okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: the question that from the Fate Model surgeon. I'm going
Speaker 2: to answer them as if I'm a model.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, let's do that.
Speaker 2: Okay to that.
Speaker 1: Well, back to mac macke the other day, a memory
Speaker 1: triggered in my mind. I don't know if you were
Speaker 1: working at Macca's when this came out. I know I
Speaker 1: wasn't like because I worked there when I was fourteen.
Speaker 1: But it just I just had a memory spark from
Speaker 1: macas and I thought, what a flop that was? Maccas
Speaker 1: Tasteful Creations.
Speaker 2: Is that what it was called? Oh no, darling, No,
Speaker 2: I would be able to tell you all about this
Speaker 2: because I was the store.
Speaker 1: Did they tested it? No?
Speaker 2: I was like at my store, I was the person
Speaker 2: who knew everything top to bottom about the McDonald's create
Speaker 2: your Taste menu.
Speaker 1: Create was that the dining create your.
Speaker 2: Taste And so you'd select all your fancy burgers and
Speaker 2: then you'd go and you'd get it made and I
Speaker 2: would come out and say take a seat or bring
Speaker 2: it out to you. Soon you got I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: But what were they thinking.
Speaker 2: We even launched it was to compete with.
Speaker 1: The rise of burger shops.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but also Carl's Junior had just launched in Australia.
Speaker 1: But what was Mack's thinking, Like a sit down, Remember
Speaker 1: they were trying to play it off like fine dining. Yeah,
Speaker 1: basically what's a finer creation?
Speaker 2: That was? It was create your taste.
Speaker 1: And like they had the chips in a little bus
Speaker 1: basket and like the bo you had.
Speaker 2: To come out on a trail like a wooden Woodard and.
Speaker 1: We brought it out like table true shoes from the country.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this was like only twenty seventeen, twenty eighteen.
Speaker 1: It wasn't that long ago, hunnah. But and it was
Speaker 1: dine in that's when I lived in London, London, and
Speaker 1: it absolutely flopped. Well what was it like there? When
Speaker 1: that was a thing?
Speaker 2: Harrowing? Hated it. We had to first of all, have
Speaker 2: someone stand out the I thought it was going to
Speaker 2: be amazing, so I put my hand up to be like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'll be the person who I'll be able to be
Speaker 2: the person who goes to the training session and then
Speaker 2: comes back and trains everyone else in the store. But
Speaker 2: it was just a nightmare. It was like stand out
Speaker 2: the front, like stand out in the dining room, so
Speaker 2: that someone comes in and the first thing you'd have
Speaker 2: to say to them is, hello, would you like to
Speaker 2: create your taste today? And through and like for the
Speaker 2: first few weeks, you had to explain to them what
Speaker 2: to do and all the ingredients that you could add
Speaker 2: to the burger and how to do it because they're
Speaker 2: all different buns, they were all different meats, they were
Speaker 2: all different ingredients. And then take a seat and we'll
Speaker 2: bring that over to you, and I'd give them a
Speaker 2: little number on the table and then we'd go and
Speaker 2: make it, and then I'd bring it out. And I
Speaker 2: think even the drinks were put in glasses, I think
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 1: And the workers like, aren't they busy enough with the
Speaker 1: nuggets and the fucking big max and the double quarter pounders. Mean,
Speaker 1: while they're trying to make these fancy burgers, it'd have
Speaker 1: to be presented beautiful.
Speaker 2: Well, they had their own station, so there were actually
Speaker 2: two more people, so would actually create their jobs because
Speaker 2: there'd be one person who was out in the dining
Speaker 2: room taking everybody through it. There would be one person
Speaker 2: behind the counter getting everything ready to take out to
Speaker 2: the people. And I even had a pager. I'd have
Speaker 2: a page on my hip and it would buzz when
Speaker 2: an order was ready, and I'd go back over to
Speaker 2: the service area and to take pick it up. And
Speaker 2: there was an extra person out the back just specifically
Speaker 2: doing that. You know, way back in the day, there
Speaker 2: was an extra person just for wraps. Like wraps were
Speaker 2: so popular that you'd be on the wrap station and
Speaker 2: then they ended up just putting it all on one line.
Speaker 1: I remember when I started working there because you first
Speaker 1: got put on dining room and for two weeks I
Speaker 1: did dining room, which is cleaning. And when I started
Speaker 1: working there, that was when Maccas like closed at night
Speaker 1: and there was no such thing as twenty four hours Macas,
Speaker 1: so we would close the whole place and like lock
Speaker 1: the door and leave. And then you got promoted from
Speaker 1: dining room to fries. And I really liked fries.
Speaker 2: Fun fact, never did dining. They saw my potential and
Speaker 2: went straight to fries seriously.
Speaker 1: And then fucking wiping those tables.
Speaker 2: I never did.
Speaker 1: It was so embarrassing because I remember being fourteen and like,
Speaker 1: obviously all your little friends would go to Macas and
Speaker 1: then you'd be working in the dining room and I
Speaker 1: was so embarrassed. Yeah, that they would see me. And
Speaker 1: when you have to clean the toilets, Yeah, I got
Speaker 1: promoted to fries, then counter, then drive through.
Speaker 2: The toilets were a manager's job.
Speaker 1: Though, Oh I feel like I cleaned them back in
Speaker 1: the day.
Speaker 2: No, I never cleaned the toilets. I mopped the floors,
Speaker 2: but I never would like scrubbed a toilet. But yeah,
Speaker 2: I got promoted. I was on fries straight away. And
Speaker 2: then I was only on fries for three shifts and
Speaker 2: they went and you can go up to first booth
Speaker 2: and actually take orders because you know what you're doing.
Speaker 1: And I went, yish, I worked out the back. I
Speaker 1: reckon they'd be fun like nah, nah, too too much
Speaker 1: to learn, you reckon?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like fucking what's on this burger? What's on that burger?
Speaker 2: I can't remember, Like a burger would come through and
Speaker 2: then there's changes on the burger like that it's actually
Speaker 2: back area out the back making the actual burgers is
Speaker 2: like I mean, I want to say, it's difficult because
Speaker 2: like I could never ever get the hang of it,
Speaker 2: and just the fact of like I feel like I would.
Speaker 2: I would it was not good for the business, but
Speaker 2: I would put what I would enjoy on a burger
Speaker 2: on it, as in like if a big mac came through,
Speaker 2: I'd go, yeah, that much lettuce and then like someone
Speaker 2: would probably be like, that's way too much letters, and'd
Speaker 2: be like, but it's good amount of letters.
Speaker 1: See well. I felt overwhelmed in that way when I
Speaker 1: worked at Subway. So Subway was my second job after Macers,
Speaker 1: and I got overwhelmed remembering what all of the things
Speaker 1: are like BMT, BLT whatever. And then the thing that
Speaker 1: confused me the most, or I hated the most, was
Speaker 1: obviously like prepping all the vegetables and then you'd have
Speaker 1: to put them out at the back with the date
Speaker 1: that you chopped them and prep them, and then what
Speaker 1: date they would expire and all that, like all your
Speaker 1: salads that you would prep every day. Hated that part
Speaker 1: of it. Work there for not very long, then went
Speaker 1: on to Baskin Robins.
Speaker 2: See this is the thing about subway. Yeah, the piss
Speaker 2: me off. It pisses me off. I get the subway
Speaker 2: is called.
Speaker 1: Can we say our subway orders by the way, and
Speaker 1: everyone needs to go and try them?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know if people will find mind that exciting.
Speaker 2: I'm very plain. I hate vegetables, so I'm plain too.
Speaker 1: Mine's playing, but I've never steered away from it.
Speaker 2: Okay, well let's get to that in a second, because
Speaker 2: let me tell you about my subway experience. Okay, hello,
Speaker 2: can I please get a foot long chicken bacon ranch melt?
Speaker 2: Then what bread would you like me? Fair enough? I
Speaker 2: didn't tell you Italian herbs and cheese? Thank you?
Speaker 1: Always?
Speaker 2: Do you go gorgeous? Bad chicken goes on, bacon goes on,
Speaker 2: cheese goes on. Do you want that toasted? Yes? Please,
Speaker 2: it's a chicken bacon ranch melt, so I will have
Speaker 2: it toasted. Themgetables if I decided to do vegetables that day,
Speaker 2: they put the vegetables on salt and pepper. Yes, please.
Speaker 2: What sauce. It's a chicken bacon ranch melt.
Speaker 1: Oh is that what It's called?
Speaker 2: Chicken bacon ranch melt? Oh? Okay, yep, So why are
Speaker 2: you asking me if it's toasted? Because it's a melt.
Speaker 2: Second of all ranch, So the sauce that I would
Speaker 2: like is ranch? Well order it? They go, They ask
Speaker 2: me all the questions and I'm like, it's a chicken
Speaker 2: bacon ranch melt.
Speaker 1: Well, I reckon. They have told you being toasted because I.
Speaker 2: Reckon, because people who don't, there'd be people.
Speaker 1: People go, I don't want it toasted. It's like you
Speaker 1: ordered a melt idiot. Yeah, so I get that question.
Speaker 1: But the ranch, Yeah, they shouldn't ask what sauce. They
Speaker 1: should just be like, so ranch sauce without one any
Speaker 1: other sauce?
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, but I wonder if there's any others
Speaker 2: on the menu. That like any other things on the
Speaker 2: menu that would expel it out for them, And.
Speaker 1: Then they still ask, I still ask, Okay, my go
Speaker 1: to if anyone wants to get it. It's really really plain.
Speaker 1: By the way, isn't it so fun? I feel like
Speaker 1: we've maybe said this like years ago on the pod,
Speaker 1: how we just go to Subway once in high school
Speaker 1: and then that's our order for the rest of our life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we did talk about this, and I said, I've
Speaker 2: switched mine up a couple of times.
Speaker 1: My order if anyone wants it, it never fucking lets
Speaker 1: me down. Foot long Italian herbs and cheese. Chicken fill It,
Speaker 1: which is now called Chicken Classic, I'm pretty sure, but
Speaker 1: it's like not the white chicken. It's got like orange
Speaker 1: on the outside, kind of like a sisal. Yeah that
Speaker 1: is that's the best chicken. So Chicken Classic or chicken
Speaker 1: fill It. I just say chicken fill it normal, cheddar cheese, lettuce, carrot, capsicum, mayonnaise,
Speaker 1: salt and pepper, fresh not toasted.
Speaker 2: See that is so boring to me.
Speaker 1: Oh it's so yum.
Speaker 2: Yeah you lost me at capsicum. Especially hate that. See.
Speaker 1: I only have used to get lettuce and carrot but
Speaker 1: then I add a bit of capsicum because it's just
Speaker 1: like yum.
Speaker 2: And you know what, I do love red onion. It
Speaker 2: shreds my stomach.
Speaker 1: I can't do onion on anything because I hate onion breads.
Speaker 2: I was just about to say, then for the rest.
Speaker 1: Of the day, like onion on his and I'm like
Speaker 1: going in the room.
Speaker 2: One time I decided to deviate from whatever I was
Speaker 2: currently fixated on a subway and I decided I would
Speaker 2: get a fucking tuna melt or like the tuna one
Speaker 2: I went. You know, I'm just like craving like a
Speaker 2: good like tuna salad, sandwich, or like roll or foot long.
Speaker 1: I feel like subway?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: Can I order it here?
Speaker 2: Yeah? We could just go somewhere after this. Surely I
Speaker 2: don't know how close the nearest subway is, but let's
Speaker 2: figure it out.
Speaker 1: I don't know, there's not one.
Speaker 2: If he uber eats it now, and it'll probably be
Speaker 2: here by the time we're done. Yeah, true, Well I
Speaker 2: used to do. I used to do subway every single day.
Speaker 2: How cooked is that? Used to? What? Do subway every
Speaker 2: single day? Like every single day for lunch?
Speaker 1: I would when you work at macas no at home.
Speaker 2: Two fucking years ago, literally, and I would get the
Speaker 2: foot long chicken bake ranch melt with all the things,
Speaker 2: and then I would get a rap and I would
Speaker 2: get oh no, I actually switched sorry about that. I
Speaker 2: switched it up and I got a chicken bacon ranch
Speaker 2: melt rap and then they had like a good special
Speaker 2: with the classic chicken and it was like notch it
Speaker 2: was like a nacho vibe. And or I would get
Speaker 2: the chicken snit saal. So I'm not either to get
Speaker 2: a chicken snitzal. That's quite good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like the chicken fill it is just
Speaker 1: chicken snitzel a bit better. And I will say as well,
Speaker 1: part of me when I worked at Subway, remember when
Speaker 1: they try to be boost juice and come out with
Speaker 1: all the fucking smoothies and juices. When I worked there,
Speaker 1: they did that, and I'm like why, Like it was
Speaker 1: just adding a whole other part of the workplace. Yea, no,
Speaker 1: leave it to boost.
Speaker 2: Juice was I don't mind a meatball sub too.
Speaker 1: See I've never tried it.
Speaker 2: I will say it's probably the least favorite, Like out
Speaker 2: of everything I get, meatball maybe.
Speaker 1: Actually really popular. I don't know about now, but when
Speaker 1: I work there, that was so popular.
Speaker 2: Well, because where else can you get something like that?
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? So true? So good it
Speaker 2: must be. They're like, I reckon that'd be the most popular.
Speaker 2: It's like this.
Speaker 1: Speaking of food, I saw a video last night on
Speaker 1: TikTok that I thought I should have sent it to you.
Speaker 1: At Costco. You know how you like the hot dog?
Speaker 1: Someone bought the hot dog and then the slice of
Speaker 1: like cheese pizza or whatever pizza it is. Then they
Speaker 1: took off the cheese and wrapped the hot dog like
Speaker 1: the hot dog thing with the cheese, and then put
Speaker 1: it back in the bun. So it was like the
Speaker 1: pizza topping around the hot dog back in the bun,
Speaker 1: but you kind of left up with like a piece
Speaker 1: of pizza with nothing on it. But apparently the toppings
Speaker 1: is really good on the hot dog, and it's like
Speaker 1: a hack that people do.
Speaker 2: I'm doing that and I gotta go to Costco soon,
Speaker 2: so I'm gonna have to venture.
Speaker 1: Yeah, can I come?
Speaker 2: Because I don't like the I will come up, okay,
Speaker 2: because I don't like the Sydney one. Yeah, where is it?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I just everything feels off. You know.
Speaker 2: You you know how like Kmart, every Kmart is the same.
Speaker 2: How every Camart layout is the same.
Speaker 1: No, they're all different.
Speaker 2: No, every Camart layout is the same. But then you'll
Speaker 2: go into one of them and you'll go, what the
Speaker 2: fuck's going on?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, they a few years ago when they
Speaker 2: put them registers in the middle. Which why did they
Speaker 2: do that? Did we ever figure that out?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Because thieves. It was to stop thieves how because
Speaker 1: like you've got to I don't know. It was something
Speaker 1: to do with thieves, okay, like people stealing at the checkout,
Speaker 1: like you know, not scanning stuff apparently, like it makes
Speaker 1: people like more scared that they've got so far to
Speaker 1: go from the register out the store, pass the security again, right,
Speaker 1: that's why they did it, because when the registers are
Speaker 1: like right there at the front door, like it's a
Speaker 1: quick dash. You know.
Speaker 2: Does layby still exist?
Speaker 1: Yeah? It does, it does.
Speaker 2: Yep, that's random. I just remember like Kmart was big
Speaker 2: on labor. Yeah, like Mam would be like, I'm like
Speaker 2: fin your birthday present. Yeah, anyway, I can't remember where
Speaker 2: I was going with this. Now Costco what was before
Speaker 2: hot dogs? Oh yeah, I'll come up to Costco because
Speaker 2: I do like the one at Newcastle. Where is it again?
Speaker 2: What suburb?
Speaker 1: It's not Newcastle. It's like Toronto, not Toronto. Boolooroo booloaroo
Speaker 1: like Macquarie.
Speaker 2: T which was a fabulous name. Boolooroo. I just love
Speaker 2: that booloo.
Speaker 1: Well anyway, Matt, yeah, I just realized we haven't even
Speaker 1: done our fucking royal.
Speaker 2: I know this is for like a close Friends episode,
Speaker 2: hasn't it? But too bad?
Speaker 1: Anyway? What's your royal flush this week?
Speaker 2: Please be upstanding for the royal flush? My royal flush
Speaker 2: is actually something that is like a personal thing, like
Speaker 2: it's not something I've seen on the internet. Sorry, Hannah,
Speaker 2: we're going off screwt. We're not doing anything from the
Speaker 2: internet this week. Bug. It's actually a feeling and I
Speaker 2: want to know if you feel the same way that
Speaker 2: I do. Because first and all, my first question to
Speaker 2: both of you, Hannah you can get involved in this
Speaker 2: is when you go to sleep at night, does every
Speaker 2: single piece of jewelry on your body come off?
Speaker 1: Oh? Good question.
Speaker 2: I love this, Hannah.
Speaker 1: How do you answer first? While Matt orders your subway?
Speaker 3: So no, I have first's earrings out? Yeah, seconds earrings.
Speaker 1: Show me your seconds. Oh they're quite big.
Speaker 3: They stay in.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, go off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I used to wear I usually wear like a
Speaker 3: pearl necklace. I used to wear it to bed every day.
Speaker 3: That then my mum was getting really angry at me.
Speaker 3: She's like, you're gonna choke or die or be like
Speaker 3: strangled or something. So now I take my necklace off,
Speaker 3: and I take my rings off because I sleep on
Speaker 3: my hands and I watch obviously off.
Speaker 1: There you go. So I just have my seconds. I'm
Speaker 1: similar to you. My first earrings come out my seconds.
Speaker 1: I have seconds and thirds, but I usually only have one,
Speaker 1: so my second stay in. But they're like a little stud.
Speaker 1: A necklace if I have it on, will come off.
Speaker 1: All my rings and watch comes off. And then I
Speaker 1: have one bangle that stays on. So I sleep with
Speaker 1: a bangle and my seconds, and that's it. What about you, Matt?
Speaker 2: So I just leave. I only have the two piercings.
Speaker 1: Spoken about this recently, I swear have we I don't remember.
Speaker 2: I only wrote it in my notes last night, so
Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe we have one.
Speaker 1: Earring in and then you wake up and you're like.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, So no, it's similar to that though. So
Speaker 2: the top earring, I don't even know what they're called,
Speaker 2: but I've got my lobe piers. And then what's that
Speaker 2: up the top? Is that a helix?
Speaker 1: Who do just the outside?
Speaker 2: I leave them in every single night, every single night,
Speaker 2: I leave them in. Let me tell you, when I
Speaker 2: take them out, it is the best sleep of my
Speaker 2: fucking life. You're having dja vu.
Speaker 1: I'm not having deja vu. This has happened.
Speaker 2: This has happened already.
Speaker 1: I don't remember you saying this.
Speaker 2: You don't remember me saying this when I take my
Speaker 2: earrings out.
Speaker 1: Or completely Okay, I'm trying that tonight.
Speaker 2: Of my life and so now.
Speaker 1: I don't remember. Sorry, I don't remember Matt saying this
Speaker 1: to me at all.
Speaker 3: It was an episode that you guys were talking about
Speaker 3: staying in the hotel together, and you were like, at
Speaker 3: the best sleep of my life? And was because I
Speaker 3: took out all my earrings?
Speaker 1: But was it just pasting comment and you've remembered that, No,
Speaker 1: it was in the episode.
Speaker 2: Was it in the episode or was it just I
Speaker 2: just mentioned it?
Speaker 1: Did he just say that nothing else?
Speaker 3: Or was scrollers get in that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Let us know, because I don't remember this at all,
Speaker 1: But I'm not listening half the time.
Speaker 2: Anyway, that's so true. Maybe maybe I am repeating myself,
Speaker 2: but you know what, I'll repeat myself.
Speaker 1: Taking your jewelry out, all your jewelry off.
Speaker 2: Do you still have that fucking toe ring on that
Speaker 2: you haven't taken off since? No?
Speaker 1: But that's a fun fact that. Actually I don't think
Speaker 1: we have spoken about the pod before. Okay, when I
Speaker 1: was I love my random fucking stories. What was the
Speaker 1: story or I don't remember. There was a story last
Speaker 1: week and it was the most random thing.
Speaker 2: Anyway.
Speaker 1: When I was eighteen, my mum took my sister and
Speaker 1: I to Thailand for our first overseas holiday and so yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just eighteen. We were on the beach at like
Speaker 1: Petong Beach, and you know how you're like sitting on
Speaker 1: the beach chairs kind of thing, and people coming up
Speaker 1: to you and trying to sell you all sorts of things.
Speaker 1: This is back when I wore silver jewelry because I'm
Speaker 1: a gold girly. Now do you only wear gold? Hunner?
Speaker 1: I wear all gold, But then I have a fucking yeah.
Speaker 1: You know how people do those color analysis things and
Speaker 1: like you find out if you're gold or silver. I'm
Speaker 1: petrified to do that because I'm worried that they're going
Speaker 1: to tell me I'm silver when I have everything gold
Speaker 1: I read.
Speaker 2: Okay, Also, sorry.
Speaker 1: Is this all good to go? Matt?
Speaker 2: It's good to go, but I just went rogue.
Speaker 1: So wait, Matt has ordered Chicken Classic. Yeah, Italian Herban cheese,
Speaker 1: Old English cheese, lettuce, mayonnaise, spoky barbecue, sauce, pepper and salt.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's good.
Speaker 2: But I've never had that in my life, you know
Speaker 2: how you were saying that, you know, you stop by order,
Speaker 2: never chain. I've literally never have had that in my life.
Speaker 2: But I thought I'll get the Chicken Classic because you
Speaker 2: rave on about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's pretty similar to mine, Like really just
Speaker 1: a few differences.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: By the way, Hannah, when you order something here, like,
Speaker 1: do you just go out on the street and fucking
Speaker 1: meet them? Yeah, it's way too confusing for them. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm ordering it now.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's stunning.
Speaker 1: Well we better keep going. Yeah, so back to my story.
Speaker 1: Back to my story. A lady came up to me
Speaker 1: and had like a tray of jewelry and she's like,
Speaker 1: do you want to buy anything. I was like, actually,
Speaker 1: I want a toe ring, so like toe rings are cute,
Speaker 1: like simple, like just a little band. So anyway, I
Speaker 1: ended up buying two and she put them on, like
Speaker 1: my second toe on each of my feet. I sat
Speaker 1: there and she put them on. Paid whatever. I then
Speaker 1: had those toe rings on. So I was eighteen when
Speaker 1: I got them. This was when I was just starting out,
Speaker 1: like kind of my YouTube days. I had those toe
Speaker 1: rings on. I shit you not, I reckon. I still
Speaker 1: had the mom when I met AJ So I had
Speaker 1: them on for like, I don't know, eight years and
Speaker 1: they never came off. They never came off, and they
Speaker 1: never rusted, they never went black. Like they were good,
Speaker 1: good quality, and I would have paid what five dollars
Speaker 1: for them, But then one day I just took it
Speaker 1: off and went by. I think it was when I
Speaker 1: started wearing gold jewelry and because it was like a
Speaker 1: known thing in like my YouTube days and stuff, that
Speaker 1: I had these toe rings that I had on forever.
Speaker 1: But then there were some creepy fucking men that were like,
Speaker 1: I love your toe rings, and I'm like, fuck off.
Speaker 2: How fucking random toe rings?
Speaker 1: They kind of nice?
Speaker 2: Why we haven't toe rings.
Speaker 1: Well, I feel the same.
Speaker 2: We got Also, I always think about this toe rings
Speaker 2: ear rings, but we can't call them fingers rings? Why not.
Speaker 1: Like fingering? Yeah, so what your royal flash is the
Speaker 1: feeling that you get eyebrow ring when you fingering when
Speaker 1: you take all your jewelry off.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, but now I feel like maybe that's we
Speaker 2: need different royal flush.
Speaker 1: Okay, everyone, We're all taking our jewelry off tonight. I'm
Speaker 1: going to do the same tonight.
Speaker 2: Everyone take all your jewelry off and just see if
Speaker 2: you have an amazing sleep, because again, I did it
Speaker 2: last night and I had one of the best sleeps
Speaker 2: in my life, So I highly recommend. Or no, I
Speaker 2: don't worry. I was going to say something, but I
Speaker 2: forgot that this episode was pre recorded, so it's not
Speaker 2: even gonna make sense. Your Royal Flush please, Okay.
Speaker 1: My Royal Flush is a new movie that's coming out
Speaker 1: that I've seen the trailer of. Actually I saw the
Speaker 1: trailer like weeks ago.
Speaker 2: Why that you're pretending that what? No? I love that
Speaker 2: you're yeah saying I saw the channel of weeks ago,
Speaker 2: when really you saw it this week? But we're pre
Speaker 2: recording this episode character. Yeah, you're in character. I'm just okay.
Speaker 1: We're leaving this in here because we're pre recording these
Speaker 1: weeks before it comes out because we're going to America,
Speaker 1: so weeks ago. I saw this big aka yesterday at
Speaker 1: the time of recording. There is a is it sequel
Speaker 1: when the movie comes out with the second one? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a sequel coming out so so late to Freaky Friday.
Speaker 1: M hmm, and it's called Freakyer Friday.
Speaker 2: I think this is your real flush. So you're saying
Speaker 2: it's you're excited about this. Yeah, see, I was disappointed
Speaker 2: by the trailer.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't really watched Little Bits and Bobs. I
Speaker 1: feel like it's been so long since the first one
Speaker 1: came out. By the way, the first one is such
Speaker 1: an iconic movie, Like I haven't watched it for a
Speaker 1: really long time. I want to go back and watch it.
Speaker 1: I'm just I think it's just because I'm loving that
Speaker 1: Lindsay Lohan is back, Like she's so nostalgic to me,
Speaker 1: like mean Girls, Freaky Friday, what's the one when she
Speaker 1: was little and she played the two twins, Parent Trap,
Speaker 1: Parent Trap? I think I just love that Lindsay Lohan
Speaker 1: is like in her fucking sleigh comeback yet.
Speaker 2: Shame And you know what, she was never that bad.
Speaker 2: What did she ever do? What did she ever do
Speaker 2: to get everyone to like hate her? Right? Nothing? I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 1: I just remember seeing her like living in Dubai and
Speaker 1: she was like a DJA or something. At one point I.
Speaker 2: Think she owned a club. I thought it was in
Speaker 2: Greece though, Yeah, but who cares.
Speaker 1: You know, she went through a party phase.
Speaker 2: I know when I think the media tore her. Yeah,
Speaker 2: people never heard anyone. You know, did she hurt people?
Speaker 2: Maybe she did. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Video she was talking a different language saying she was
Speaker 3: going to steal someone's.
Speaker 2: Oh oh wow, Oh well she it. This is a
Speaker 2: learning experience. She's done something. But I just was like,
Speaker 2: what has she even done? That's bad? But now there's
Speaker 2: a whole least apparently she's tried to steal a baby
Speaker 2: and traffic it or something. I don't know. This is crazy.
Speaker 1: Well, look, I just like a nostalgic film from my childhood,
Speaker 1: whether it's Mean Girls or anything along those lines. And
Speaker 1: the fact that they are coming out with a second
Speaker 1: sequel sequel.
Speaker 2: Then what's prequel pre before.
Speaker 1: Okay, so I'm excited. I like having a movie to
Speaker 1: look forward to, Like, I just feel like there's not many.
Speaker 1: Like I swear when we were kids, there was a
Speaker 1: new movie at every weekend. Obviously, streaming services have changed
Speaker 1: that majorly, but I remember when we were kids and
Speaker 1: we'd be going to the movies once a month because
Speaker 1: there was an exciting new movie coming out. Now it's
Speaker 1: not that exciting. Also, I don't know if it's even
Speaker 1: coming out at the movies or if we'll just be
Speaker 1: like straight on Netflix or whatever. But I'm just excited
Speaker 1: and hopefully it's good. I miss old movies, so I'm
Speaker 1: hoping that it's just going to be like nostalgic in
Speaker 1: a way. It could be an absolute flop. I feel
Speaker 1: like a lot is at stake when you're waiting that
Speaker 1: long in between movies, but come on, give us something
Speaker 1: good if you.
Speaker 2: Haven't seen the trailer yet. Basically, what I can gather
Speaker 2: from it is she's had a child or two or two. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I thought it might have been a friend having a
Speaker 2: sleepover or something. Yeah, but the four of them switch bodies. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know what happens there, but anyway, I was
Speaker 2: just like you.
Speaker 1: I saw that. I was just like, slay, I'm going
Speaker 1: to be watching that nice and if I wanted to
Speaker 1: throw something else in there as well, it's just like
Speaker 1: a double royal flush. The last season of Handmaid's Tale
Speaker 1: is coming out this year as well.
Speaker 2: I've never watched any of hands made. You need to match.
Speaker 1: You need to if you love books, like you shouldn't
Speaker 1: even read the books because apparently they're like even more
Speaker 1: amazing than the show. Okay, but the show is like
Speaker 1: up there in my top three shows.
Speaker 2: Really, why have I never heard you speak about it?
Speaker 1: Because we started hush scrollers after I watched it. Okay,
Speaker 1: it was more like lockdown times that I watched Handmaid's Tail.
Speaker 2: Okay, really, what is that like goopy gaggy like what
Speaker 2: like likes like is my job going to drop? And
Speaker 2: be like, oh my god, yes, it's so it's like twisty.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, and it's like it could happen like today really,
Speaker 1: like it's about if the world kind of goes backwards
Speaker 1: in ways.
Speaker 2: Oh good, well that's literally happening at the moment.
Speaker 1: So so you need to watch it, like fucking watch
Speaker 1: have you seen hare May's tail.
Speaker 3: I've read the Book of sch.
Speaker 1: Oh you need to watch it, Matt. Anyway, the last
Speaker 1: final season's finally coming out this year, so that that's
Speaker 1: something I'm really excited about.
Speaker 2: Nice.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm also really excited about our subway order that
Speaker 1: we've placed.
Speaker 2: How long has it got to be here because we've
Speaker 2: got to do Close Friends.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll do that, saying it'll be here by two o'clock.
Speaker 2: All right, we better wrap it up. Okay, let's wrap
Speaker 2: this up.
Speaker 1: Well, that's another episode done and Dustin Matt and all
Speaker 1: we've done is talk about food and order. Sway, this
Speaker 1: didn't feel like a main episode Close Friends.
Speaker 2: This was a bit of a flop, but you know what.
Speaker 1: It wasn't a flop.
Speaker 2: Well, it might have been a flop. It's never well
Speaker 2: we can have differing opinions, you know, that's what makes
Speaker 2: us beautiful. Anyway, thanks for listening, Scrollers. We'll catch you
Speaker 2: on Friday for Close Friends.
Speaker 1: It will actually be a Close Friends episode, even though
Speaker 1: this one felt like.
Speaker 2: You're gonna quiz me on.
Speaker 1: That.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm going to see whether I could be
Speaker 2: Fate's next top model. Love y'all have a good week.
Speaker 2: See you next time. What's my deal me in? Joel? No,
Speaker 2: I mean better, let you got Sorry? Sorry, sorry, sy
Speaker 2: fucking weirdvising here to act com all cooked. I don't
Speaker 2: know what's going on anyway, Dell better let your go,
Speaker 2: Gotta let you deal me INJWL. Let's get I can't
Speaker 2: do that. You do that? Okay, we can do that.