WEBVTT - The fourth trimester 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:02.440 Ad A Lady ad A Lady ad A Lady ad 0:00:02.560 --> 0:00:03.640 Lady Unfiltered. 0:00:03.720 --> 0:00:04.240 I think this. 0:00:04.280 --> 0:00:07.720 Might be my favorite podcast we've ever recorded ever. Welcome 0:00:07.840 --> 0:00:10.959 to the show. I'm Hailey and I am Lauren, mother 0:00:11.039 --> 0:00:11.400 of two. 0:00:12.400 --> 0:00:15.240 I've got kids, not ever? Oh my god, and you 0:00:15.240 --> 0:00:18.599 were mom? What mother? I'm a mother of two. You 0:00:18.600 --> 0:00:20.160 don't understand my struggles. 0:00:20.360 --> 0:00:21.800 We are at Lady Unfiltered. 0:00:21.840 --> 0:00:24.160 We are besties, we're business partners, and we're the creators 0:00:24.160 --> 0:00:26.400 of adel Lady. Hello, I say hey, Lossy Media, and 0:00:26.440 --> 0:00:28.920 we do everything together except bang. 0:00:29.320 --> 0:00:29.800 Okay. 0:00:29.840 --> 0:00:33.720 This podcast is our first podcast that we have recorded 0:00:33.840 --> 0:00:39.280 since you have given birth, postpartum, post postpart. 0:00:38.640 --> 0:00:39.680 That what does it even mean? 0:00:39.960 --> 0:00:41.520 Six months postpartum? 0:00:41.720 --> 0:00:44.360 Six months? My god, I'd forget I had a chart 0:00:44.400 --> 0:00:45.120 at six months. 0:00:45.120 --> 0:00:47.080 What is postpartum? It just means after birth? 0:00:47.479 --> 0:00:51.080 The fourth trimester? Yeah, oh okay, I was thinking about 0:00:51.080 --> 0:00:53.239 that last night. No one talks about the fourth trimester. 0:00:53.720 --> 0:00:54.800 What's the fourth trimester? 0:00:55.000 --> 0:00:56.360 The actual having the baby part? 0:00:56.440 --> 0:00:58.960 Well, that's what we're doing right now. Oh okay. Title 0:00:59.000 --> 0:01:00.920 of the episode fourth trimester? 0:01:01.320 --> 0:01:04.160 Oh good one. Okay, See what's the shopping list today? 0:01:04.360 --> 0:01:07.560 The shopping list is bear bet a bear bet a 0:01:07.560 --> 0:01:10.120 bear bet, and I need, I need. I've come into 0:01:10.240 --> 0:01:11.680 your house today like a whirlwind. 0:01:12.160 --> 0:01:17.600 I have just had a wild morning of hating everything, 0:01:17.880 --> 0:01:20.199 and I just wanted to run away from my house 0:01:20.440 --> 0:01:21.720 and go on a solo holiday. 0:01:21.760 --> 0:01:24.200 You were actually you were tearing up over there. 0:01:24.280 --> 0:01:28.639 Yeah, you're okay, just leaving my house having two boys 0:01:28.720 --> 0:01:31.080 of fighting and no one listens and they're ungrateful and 0:01:31.120 --> 0:01:31.760 all of that stuff. 0:01:31.800 --> 0:01:33.240 I just had one of those mornings, and I know 0:01:33.280 --> 0:01:34.440 that tomorrow will be a different day. 0:01:34.480 --> 0:01:36.880 But I need to like fall in love with having 0:01:36.880 --> 0:01:40.000 a baby again, because at this moment, you have a 0:01:40.000 --> 0:01:43.080 little one week old sitting in our room right here 0:01:43.160 --> 0:01:46.480 on Burgo's lap, that you can never imagine ever. 0:01:46.319 --> 0:01:48.000 Getting angry at. But one day you're gonna want to 0:01:48.040 --> 0:01:48.800 throw out the window. 0:01:48.840 --> 0:01:51.240 I still remember having Sofia and I had a one 0:01:51.280 --> 0:01:53.360 week old little baby, and you're like, one day you're 0:01:53.400 --> 0:01:54.920 going to look at that baby and think it's a 0:01:54.960 --> 0:01:55.280 fuck it. 0:01:55.400 --> 0:01:55.600 Yeah. 0:01:55.640 --> 0:01:58.520 I was like, that is disgusting. How can you say that, 0:01:58.640 --> 0:02:01.480 you little vermin? Took a few years, but I got there. 0:02:02.200 --> 0:02:02.520 I reckon. 0:02:02.560 --> 0:02:08.400 I took three months to call Ostina Wenker, let's go. 0:02:08.520 --> 0:02:11.079 I am one for details. I want every single detail. 0:02:11.160 --> 0:02:13.840 Do not skip details. If this is your thing. We're 0:02:13.840 --> 0:02:16.359 about to talk about the birth from beginning to end, 0:02:16.400 --> 0:02:18.720 and I want to start with the morning you woke up. 0:02:18.919 --> 0:02:21.840 Your alarm goes off. Okay, can I just say as well, 0:02:22.080 --> 0:02:24.120 I've had a bit of a chest infection, so I'm 0:02:24.200 --> 0:02:26.760 currently I've got an antiicle in my mouth. It's a 0:02:26.760 --> 0:02:29.200 really great time to be having a really big cough 0:02:29.200 --> 0:02:31.680 when you've got internal stitches. Oh have you popped on yet? 0:02:32.160 --> 0:02:34.960 I've actually thought I had. It's been that bad a cough. 0:02:35.440 --> 0:02:37.480 Yes, And you're holding your tongey and your gunt. 0:02:37.680 --> 0:02:40.000 Yeah, I'm holding the gunt, trying to cough, trying to 0:02:40.000 --> 0:02:41.560 hold the baby. At the same time. You kind of 0:02:41.600 --> 0:02:46.200 look like and I tried not to like bleed everywhere. Yeah, 0:02:46.240 --> 0:02:48.840 so it's fun. 0:02:49.440 --> 0:02:50.480 Okay, alarm goes off. 0:02:52.919 --> 0:02:55.320 Well, Burjo's alarm went off because I never said alarms. 0:02:55.320 --> 0:02:57.200 You know me, I don't like to be so weird. 0:02:57.200 --> 0:02:59.720 You wake up with the sun. I was like, what 0:02:59.760 --> 0:03:01.679 are we waking up for? He's like, we need to 0:03:01.720 --> 0:03:03.400 go to the hospital in fifteen minutes. I was like, 0:03:03.720 --> 0:03:05.880 all right. So we had a shower and it was 0:03:05.960 --> 0:03:07.960 very different to the last time. Like last time when 0:03:08.000 --> 0:03:10.480 we had Sophia, Burgo didn't sleep the night, he was 0:03:10.520 --> 0:03:12.600 really stressed. I slept like a baby. It was actually 0:03:12.600 --> 0:03:15.320 fairly similar. I slept like a baby. This time. He 0:03:15.400 --> 0:03:17.560 kind of slept too. And we woke up feeling really 0:03:18.280 --> 0:03:20.600 excited and really happy. And the night before we'd went 0:03:20.600 --> 0:03:23.440 out for dinner with our parents and Sofia went off 0:03:23.480 --> 0:03:26.080 with Nana no Nor and it was really exciting and 0:03:26.120 --> 0:03:28.000 we went had a little date night and had to 0:03:28.040 --> 0:03:29.000 buy chocolate crepe. 0:03:29.080 --> 0:03:34.040 Sorry, Florence's head just he's like flopping everywhere right now. 0:03:34.960 --> 0:03:36.440 So we're gonna get really. 0:03:36.360 --> 0:03:38.360 Distracted in this podcast because Burgo is sitting next to 0:03:38.400 --> 0:03:40.880 Lauren with a little baby, his. 0:03:40.880 --> 0:03:47.040 Hand behind my head. So the alarm went off. Showered. 0:03:47.360 --> 0:03:49.720 I was just so excited, you know, for probably like 0:03:49.760 --> 0:03:52.800 the last three months, I've been ready to have the baby. 0:03:53.280 --> 0:03:56.560 It's been really it's very weird seeing them and going 0:03:56.600 --> 0:03:57.200 that was in me. 0:03:57.960 --> 0:04:00.520 It's so weird stuff, no wonder. 0:04:00.600 --> 0:04:02.800 I was heavy, and we hopped in the car and 0:04:02.840 --> 0:04:06.880 we drove to Ashford and it was just the most 0:04:07.560 --> 0:04:11.160 unbelievable experience. You get into the hotel, hotel hotel. 0:04:11.520 --> 0:04:12.200 It is a hotel. 0:04:12.320 --> 0:04:13.800 It is a hotel. You get to have a sleep, 0:04:13.840 --> 0:04:16.200 you get your muals delivered to you, to club. Wait, 0:04:17.240 --> 0:04:21.240 everything's all inclusive, and they go, what are you here 0:04:21.279 --> 0:04:23.320 for today? I'm like, I'm here to have a baby, 0:04:24.520 --> 0:04:28.279 And just saying those words it makes it all real. 0:04:28.520 --> 0:04:30.440 And you go up to the maternity ward and you 0:04:30.520 --> 0:04:32.200 put on your gown and you put on your little 0:04:32.400 --> 0:04:35.279 compression tights and they go, someone will be here to 0:04:35.320 --> 0:04:38.440 take you down soon. And then you're just left in 0:04:38.760 --> 0:04:41.720 a while waiting and you're like, do I need to 0:04:41.720 --> 0:04:42.360 do a nervous poo? 0:04:42.400 --> 0:04:42.599 Now? 0:04:42.600 --> 0:04:44.320 Do I do it later? Like how does this work? 0:04:44.839 --> 0:04:46.599 They want you to pooh before as well, don't you. 0:04:46.760 --> 0:04:49.000 I think there's probably more if you're pushing. 0:04:49.640 --> 0:04:52.279 If you're pushing. Yeah, I wasn't pushing. I had to 0:04:52.279 --> 0:04:54.120 have a C section because I had one with Sofia, 0:04:54.160 --> 0:04:56.960 and I was so okay with that because I like 0:04:57.080 --> 0:04:59.200 to know what's happening for my brain. 0:04:59.080 --> 0:05:00.960 And also it was a safe thing for you as well. 0:05:01.160 --> 0:05:03.400 So at what point did the horse tranquilizer go in 0:05:03.440 --> 0:05:03.719 the back? 0:05:04.839 --> 0:05:08.160 So we went down and the anethetist, he was slightly late. 0:05:08.240 --> 0:05:09.720 He had to ride his bike in and his hands 0:05:09.720 --> 0:05:13.960 were cold, and yeah he runs on Italian time and 0:05:14.000 --> 0:05:16.160 he got there and we're like, oh, Doc, how did. 0:05:16.040 --> 0:05:16.960 He really ride his bike? 0:05:17.040 --> 0:05:19.039 Yeah, he's fit. All doctors are fit. 0:05:20.040 --> 0:05:22.080 They ride their bike first thing in the morning. 0:05:22.160 --> 0:05:23.719 I was like, am I not paying you enough? Don't 0:05:23.720 --> 0:05:24.240 you have a car? 0:05:25.480 --> 0:05:26.599 They earned a lot of money too. 0:05:27.040 --> 0:05:29.000 Well, he's probably got a very nice bike, like a 0:05:29.080 --> 0:05:34.280 Lamborghinian bikes. He goes down on Blair Road, so he 0:05:34.360 --> 0:05:36.599 sped down in his little bike and his Lycra. He 0:05:36.640 --> 0:05:38.279 took his licra off before I saw him, so that 0:05:38.320 --> 0:05:42.800 was good and I was like happy, crying, happy tears. 0:05:42.839 --> 0:05:45.640 So you waste enough time. The energy is all going 0:05:45.680 --> 0:05:47.880 as you're like sitting in like a holding bay. It's 0:05:47.960 --> 0:05:50.280 quite funny. Do you remember the holding bay downstairs? You're 0:05:50.279 --> 0:05:51.360 waiting to go into the surgery. 0:05:51.440 --> 0:05:53.880 But we're like and you're being wheeled in, aren't you? 0:05:53.960 --> 0:05:56.880 Yep? Wheeled in on the bed and you get in 0:05:57.000 --> 0:05:58.840 and they're like, do you want to put your playlist 0:05:58.880 --> 0:06:01.440 on with music? And I was like, virgin and I've 0:06:01.480 --> 0:06:03.520 made a playlist. It's party. It's good, A bit of 0:06:03.520 --> 0:06:05.360 sleandy on, bit of see you a bit of. 0:06:05.320 --> 0:06:08.440 Everything leaned on Oh my god, my Heart will go on? 0:06:09.240 --> 0:06:10.880 Which one bit more of a banger? 0:06:10.960 --> 0:06:13.840 Is like Selena doesn't have many bangers. What was the song? 0:06:13.960 --> 0:06:15.000 It's coming back to Me? 0:06:15.200 --> 0:06:23.600 Oh my coming back? So that I love that? 0:06:23.760 --> 0:06:25.880 Hang what else is on the playlist? 0:06:25.960 --> 0:06:30.839 Literally, celendy on and see we've got I thought I 0:06:30.920 --> 0:06:33.360 showed you. I've got a video of me so drugged 0:06:33.400 --> 0:06:35.560 up singing that song on the bed. 0:06:35.920 --> 0:06:36.960 No, I need to see that. 0:06:37.440 --> 0:06:42.159 Oh my god, burgo singing too. Some lovely lady took 0:06:42.200 --> 0:06:46.000 my phone and took the most amazing photos and videos. 0:06:46.000 --> 0:06:47.679 They did it with Sophia too, do you remember. 0:06:47.839 --> 0:06:49.919 Yeah, that's so cool. You don't want to miss that moment. 0:06:49.960 --> 0:06:51.760 And it was funny because she was like asking me 0:06:51.800 --> 0:06:53.760 all these questions before. I'm like, no pressure, but like, 0:06:53.800 --> 0:06:55.920 my business is social media, so don't stuff is up. 0:06:56.320 --> 0:06:57.080 She would have died. 0:06:57.120 --> 0:07:00.159 She was like, you know anything, you feel me and 0:07:00.160 --> 0:07:02.560 then you stop, but you realize you just pressed play. 0:07:02.640 --> 0:07:05.920 Had one job, Like if she missed the birth, that's like, yeah, 0:07:05.960 --> 0:07:06.599 should be fired. 0:07:06.760 --> 0:07:08.120 All right, Have you got your playlist? I want to 0:07:08.120 --> 0:07:08.839 know what's on your players? 0:07:09.720 --> 0:07:09.760 No? 0:07:09.840 --> 0:07:11.520 I didn't have the playlist on my phone. It was 0:07:11.520 --> 0:07:12.280 on Burgo's phone. 0:07:12.440 --> 0:07:13.640 Bo, what's on the playlist? 0:07:14.960 --> 0:07:18.160 He's just doing baby things, funk sake, you wouldn't understand. 0:07:20.160 --> 0:07:21.240 Have you ever even been a mother? 0:07:21.400 --> 0:07:23.080 I hate it when people do that, They tell you 0:07:23.120 --> 0:07:24.920 how to hold a baby. I've had two kids, mate, 0:07:24.960 --> 0:07:27.760 I know what I'm doing like us. Yeah, have you 0:07:27.800 --> 0:07:28.800 ever had a baby before? 0:07:31.080 --> 0:07:31.520 Yeah? 0:07:32.000 --> 0:07:35.200 Seleene Dianna. It's all coming back to me now, guys action. 0:07:35.400 --> 0:07:38.720 Maybe these are selected by Lauren by See Your Unstoppable 0:07:40.840 --> 0:07:44.480 Madonna like a prayer? Come on, No, I didn't let 0:07:44.520 --> 0:07:51.000 it just say fell Yeah, terrible song, Dragostia, didn't the Door, 0:07:51.440 --> 0:07:53.840 Teddy Swims, Evanescence bring Me to Life? I mean, how 0:07:53.880 --> 0:07:59.880 fitting really? GZ and Hals him and I. Yeah, that's 0:08:00.160 --> 0:08:02.200 that's more because like our kids are going to leave us, 0:08:02.280 --> 0:08:03.840 like we do all this hard work for them, than 0:08:03.840 --> 0:08:05.280 they're going to leave us. It will just be Laura 0:08:05.320 --> 0:08:08.800 and I all the above Maino. I don't know who 0:08:08.800 --> 0:08:10.560 that is. Michael Jackson. Will you be there? 0:08:10.720 --> 0:08:11.120 Oh? 0:08:11.120 --> 0:08:11.600 Thank god? 0:08:11.600 --> 0:08:12.240 Did you think of me. 0:08:12.200 --> 0:08:13.640 When that was on fall Out Boy? 0:08:13.720 --> 0:08:15.560 The same scene. Yes, that's why we put it in 0:08:15.560 --> 0:08:17.880 because we wanted you to be there. With us, Welcome 0:08:17.920 --> 0:08:20.760 to the Black Parade, My Chemical Romance, Selene Dion, Adrove 0:08:20.920 --> 0:08:24.520 all Night and Dire straight talk of life. 0:08:24.720 --> 0:08:27.000 Oh my god, I love There is no rhyme or 0:08:27.040 --> 0:08:28.800 reason to any of those songs. By the way, they 0:08:28.800 --> 0:08:32.719 are completely chaotic. They literally go from Selene Dion to 0:08:32.880 --> 0:08:35.600 like when I Was an Emo and then back anyway, 0:08:35.679 --> 0:08:36.880 So that was our playlist. 0:08:36.880 --> 0:08:39.240 Did Burjo broadcast live from there as well? Yeah he 0:08:39.280 --> 0:08:41.920 didn't know b was he like introing and out throwing 0:08:41.960 --> 0:08:42.440 the songs? 0:08:43.559 --> 0:08:47.160 He was handing out free coffee vouches for Ashfred Did 0:08:47.240 --> 0:08:51.199 Jamaica play sponsored by Jamaica Blue? 0:08:51.400 --> 0:08:54.600 I was giving away free Ashford's days, every betraying, every song. 0:08:56.679 --> 0:08:58.880 You tend to send off his second night as well 0:08:58.960 --> 0:09:01.040 as and he got two bits people that are in media. 0:09:01.640 --> 0:09:03.640 All right, so there's a playlist. I want to talk 0:09:03.640 --> 0:09:05.679 about the horse training cliser because I know last time. 0:09:05.520 --> 0:09:07.600 For you that was really bad. 0:09:08.120 --> 0:09:13.960 Oh yes, it's not really a tranquilizer, but the epidural 0:09:14.480 --> 0:09:19.160 So everything this time just ran ran like clockwhere my 0:09:19.240 --> 0:09:23.560 veins worked. They weren't collapsing on drugs anymore. Or yeah, 0:09:23.600 --> 0:09:26.040 I'm a full druggy, so now my veins have taken. 0:09:27.880 --> 0:09:29.640 It was the first time. With the first chime, they're like, 0:09:29.679 --> 0:09:31.600 we've never done this before. Second time they were like, 0:09:32.000 --> 0:09:34.120 I loaded me up so good. 0:09:34.640 --> 0:09:37.000 So when you have an epidural, it kind of hits 0:09:37.040 --> 0:09:40.160 you in weird ways where you're, oh, he's just she's 0:09:40.200 --> 0:09:46.120 just being handed Florence, Florence in the machine noodle darling. 0:09:46.200 --> 0:09:49.120 My sweetheart, unfielded hip. 0:09:49.800 --> 0:09:51.920 My god, she's on the outside of you now. She 0:09:52.000 --> 0:09:53.120 was always in the middle. 0:09:53.600 --> 0:09:58.360 Do you know she's been in every podcast, every podcast. Oh, 0:09:58.559 --> 0:10:01.960 it's so cool when boring her. 0:10:02.120 --> 0:10:04.599 Look at her, So, hello, does she judge you like 0:10:04.640 --> 0:10:05.200 your other job? 0:10:06.320 --> 0:10:08.720 Yeah, yeah, she's judging us. I don't know where they 0:10:08.720 --> 0:10:09.559 get their judgment from. 0:10:09.679 --> 0:10:15.319 I don't know where. That's so weird anyway, So you've 0:10:15.360 --> 0:10:17.160 had the epidural and it makes you. 0:10:17.160 --> 0:10:22.200 Go, yeah, all warm. I was really scared about not 0:10:22.240 --> 0:10:23.839 feeling my legs. I think I told you I was 0:10:23.880 --> 0:10:26.760 having nightmares, even though when they do their job right, 0:10:26.880 --> 0:10:28.800 you don't feel your legs, like you're in there to 0:10:28.800 --> 0:10:29.360 not feel your. 0:10:29.360 --> 0:10:29.880 Legs, I know. 0:10:30.320 --> 0:10:33.280 But then you hear some weird stories of sometimes the yeah, 0:10:33.559 --> 0:10:36.679 very very very rare, but sometimes the legs don't. 0:10:36.520 --> 0:10:37.440 But work for a while. 0:10:37.480 --> 0:10:39.400 Okay, well I didn't know that part. 0:10:39.400 --> 0:10:40.520 You didn't google that before. 0:10:40.559 --> 0:10:43.360 No, I can't google anything because i'm because then i'd 0:10:43.400 --> 0:10:43.680 know I was. 0:10:43.920 --> 0:10:44.240 Yeah. 0:10:44.920 --> 0:10:48.000 So everything worked so well, and it was really quick, 0:10:48.559 --> 0:10:52.560 and the moment that she came out, like everyone was like, badgoe, badgoe, 0:10:52.640 --> 0:10:54.760 stand up, stand up, it's happening. But it was like, 0:10:54.800 --> 0:10:58.280 I swear it was twenty minutes, twenty minutes from the 0:10:58.280 --> 0:11:00.520 epidural coming out. 0:11:00.559 --> 0:11:04.079 In those twenty minutes, what is happening? What are your 0:11:04.160 --> 0:11:06.800 doctors talking about? Because I remember distinctly what minm were 0:11:06.800 --> 0:11:10.160 talking about. Do you race horses? While they were cutting 0:11:10.160 --> 0:11:10.559 me open? 0:11:11.080 --> 0:11:11.360 Really? 0:11:11.440 --> 0:11:15.360 Yeah, So in that twenty minutes they are literally going 0:11:15.400 --> 0:11:18.720 through seven layers of skin, but just talking about everyday stuff. 0:11:18.840 --> 0:11:20.760 Okay, I might hand the mic to Burger because at 0:11:20.800 --> 0:11:24.439 this point all I remember is my obstcution popping ahead 0:11:24.480 --> 0:11:26.959 over going. Guys, I'm just going through the muscle. You 0:11:27.000 --> 0:11:29.640 may feel something here, and I didn't really feel anything, 0:11:30.080 --> 0:11:34.200 But that's actually all I remember from this twenty minutes. 0:11:34.840 --> 0:11:40.240 The doctor was leaning over the you know, the privacy curtain, 0:11:40.440 --> 0:11:42.560 as if she was like cooking pancakes. She was so 0:11:42.920 --> 0:11:45.640 chill and so casual, and I'm like, you are slicing 0:11:45.640 --> 0:11:48.440 a human open and another one out of another human. 0:11:49.240 --> 0:11:51.440 And so in that twenty minutes, I was trying to 0:11:51.760 --> 0:11:54.240 be a support to Lauren and kind of distract her 0:11:54.280 --> 0:11:56.600 from everything going on around here, while also trying to 0:11:56.640 --> 0:11:59.600 listen because I'm on like high alert thinking. You know, 0:11:59.600 --> 0:12:03.240 when they're quick, things starts beeping and then it's a 0:12:03.240 --> 0:12:03.960 full emergency. 0:12:04.000 --> 0:12:04.520 I was just like. 0:12:04.520 --> 0:12:09.000 Waiting, nervous for something like that to happen. So that's 0:12:09.040 --> 0:12:11.080 all a like total blur for me. But we just 0:12:11.120 --> 0:12:13.240 had the playlist, we had songs on, we were singing along. 0:12:13.280 --> 0:12:16.480 We had two fantastic midwives in there who were talking 0:12:16.520 --> 0:12:19.040 to us about things and asking about Sophia and singing 0:12:19.040 --> 0:12:19.360 the song. 0:12:19.400 --> 0:12:21.280 You know, they are so good, are they? Midwives are 0:12:21.320 --> 0:12:24.480 the best. Are distracting you. They tap your head, they 0:12:24.520 --> 0:12:27.040 make sure you're okay. They just talked to you about stuff, 0:12:27.080 --> 0:12:29.000 and you think they're just having a conversation with you, 0:12:29.040 --> 0:12:31.360 but they're really doing an amazing thing by distracting you 0:12:31.679 --> 0:12:32.559 about what's actually happening. 0:12:32.880 --> 0:12:35.040 Everyone in that whole entire room was incredible and made 0:12:35.160 --> 0:12:37.880 a really peaceful experience. Lauren's crying. I'll hand the mic 0:12:37.920 --> 0:12:38.240 back over. 0:12:38.400 --> 0:12:39.160 Ones are the best. 0:12:40.520 --> 0:12:44.600 Oh no, do you know what it was? Because when 0:12:44.600 --> 0:12:46.760 you have a baby you get to fall in love 0:12:46.760 --> 0:12:49.080 with your partner all over again as well. And you 0:12:49.120 --> 0:12:52.800 were so good. You just you were laughing and stroking 0:12:52.840 --> 0:12:55.199 my hair and distracting me and you were just the 0:12:55.240 --> 0:12:57.240 best support. 0:12:58.000 --> 0:12:59.560 That's so nice. 0:13:00.760 --> 0:13:07.080 Oh sh I still I think this is a video. 0:13:07.120 --> 0:13:10.720 I think I found it. Listen to this. What have 0:13:10.800 --> 0:13:12.720 some lean deal unless to sleep on? 0:13:12.760 --> 0:13:13.200 Logooing? 0:13:13.200 --> 0:13:15.000 Bath knocking? 0:13:15.040 --> 0:13:15.199 Enough? 0:13:15.320 --> 0:13:19.640 You're just lying there, I'm literally lying there. Make us 0:13:19.640 --> 0:13:21.280 wear the bloody shower cat? 0:13:21.400 --> 0:13:23.640 At what point do they think one of my hairs 0:13:23.720 --> 0:13:25.040 is going to jump the kid like? I know I'm 0:13:25.040 --> 0:13:27.360 Italian and Greek, but how is my hair going to 0:13:27.480 --> 0:13:28.520 jump down my scar? 0:13:31.400 --> 0:13:31.520 Like? 0:13:32.160 --> 0:13:32.360 How? 0:13:32.600 --> 0:13:32.680 Like? 0:13:32.720 --> 0:13:33.760 Why am I in a hairnet? 0:13:33.840 --> 0:13:33.920 Like? 0:13:34.800 --> 0:13:37.000 And also you want to look nice when you're giving birth? 0:13:37.080 --> 0:13:38.520 No one looks good in a hairnet. 0:13:39.280 --> 0:13:40.400 That's maybe my complaint. 0:13:40.640 --> 0:13:42.640 Yeah, maybe that's why I need to things up. 0:13:42.679 --> 0:13:43.760 I didn't need to be in a hand net. 0:13:43.840 --> 0:13:47.760 Okay, So little Bubba comes out over the sun roof 0:13:47.840 --> 0:13:50.319 and is handed to you. 0:13:56.320 --> 0:13:59.040 It's see your unstoppable. Guys, that's the song that one. 0:14:01.360 --> 0:14:09.839 Oh my god, I'm coming out, Oh my god, waiting 0:14:09.880 --> 0:14:20.560 for that first cry about you, my lady. 0:14:22.880 --> 0:14:24.200 He lives up. 0:14:28.560 --> 0:14:50.680 The cry. 0:14:51.760 --> 0:14:55.320 It's so am I hearing hearing them crying for the first time, 0:15:01.200 --> 0:15:01.880 so weird. 0:15:03.200 --> 0:15:05.000 Can you hear my QUARKI voice? It sounds like I've 0:15:05.040 --> 0:15:07.000 just butted my cigarette to like give birth. 0:15:07.680 --> 0:15:12.440 Oh it's so weird. Oh my god, that's life starting. 0:15:13.120 --> 0:15:14.800 It's so beautiful. 0:15:15.360 --> 0:15:17.360 Oh my god. 0:15:17.440 --> 0:15:23.800 Okay, so she comes out and then they put her 0:15:23.840 --> 0:15:26.920 on you straight away. Yeah, everything was fine. Burgo cut 0:15:26.960 --> 0:15:27.320 the cord. 0:15:27.800 --> 0:15:29.440 Burjo cut the cord. Do you also want to just 0:15:29.480 --> 0:15:31.720 talk about that how it all worked, because at this 0:15:31.760 --> 0:15:35.600 point I was also not just being stitched up. 0:15:36.000 --> 0:15:37.600 Yeah, I'm sure some of this is very basic because 0:15:37.600 --> 0:15:39.280 a lot of people listening have had kids. But they 0:15:39.640 --> 0:15:41.880 take the baby over to like a warming station, the 0:15:41.880 --> 0:15:43.960 pediatrician checks her out, and then they invite you over 0:15:44.000 --> 0:15:45.360 to cut the cord. And I went over and it's 0:15:45.480 --> 0:15:48.280 calamari and her cord was thick and juicy. 0:15:48.560 --> 0:15:52.680 The figurest umbilical cord I think I've ever seen ever, 0:15:52.880 --> 0:15:54.840 Like googling umbilical cords, it was. 0:15:54.800 --> 0:15:56.880 Like overcook kalamari. 0:15:56.480 --> 0:15:58.640 But it was too much. It would over an inch thick. 0:15:58.680 --> 0:16:00.160 They went, oh that's a big. 0:16:00.160 --> 0:16:02.520 Really everyone was like, that's a juicy cord. 0:16:02.800 --> 0:16:04.960 Or she was fed well, she was looked after, she 0:16:05.000 --> 0:16:05.760 was in the good paddock. 0:16:06.240 --> 0:16:08.040 And then they wrap her up like they swaddle her 0:16:08.040 --> 0:16:10.880 like a little burrito, little baby Jesus, and then hand 0:16:10.880 --> 0:16:13.560 her over and then we did the skin on skin 0:16:13.640 --> 0:16:16.280 and went back to recovery and chucked her straight on 0:16:16.280 --> 0:16:18.520 the boob. I think at that point Lauren started feeding 0:16:18.560 --> 0:16:20.440 and she was a good latcher from straight up, which 0:16:20.640 --> 0:16:21.480 was good for Lauren. 0:16:21.600 --> 0:16:24.120 And so isn't it so amazing when babies come out 0:16:24.400 --> 0:16:26.520 they've been out for like what a couple of minutes, 0:16:26.840 --> 0:16:29.280 and they search for the boob and they know, like 0:16:29.360 --> 0:16:30.240 how do they notice? 0:16:30.280 --> 0:16:32.240 So weird? But also what I want to point out 0:16:32.320 --> 0:16:34.480 is the baby was searching for the boob. But Lauren 0:16:34.880 --> 0:16:37.160 full diva, can someone get me a cox heer? 0:16:38.000 --> 0:16:38.320 Did she? 0:16:38.720 --> 0:16:41.640 And one of them midwhile like a Juni midwife, is like, oh, yes, 0:16:41.680 --> 0:16:43.760 I'll go, and comes back with a cokes heer and 0:16:43.760 --> 0:16:45.040 she just grabs it and such it down. 0:16:45.440 --> 0:16:48.880 Do you want to say that you actually did say that. 0:16:48.920 --> 0:16:50.360 You're like, do you want to say thank you? 0:16:50.400 --> 0:16:50.680 To her? 0:16:50.720 --> 0:16:54.400 I was like, thank you. I just felt like, bubbles, 0:16:54.560 --> 0:16:54.880 you do. 0:16:56.800 --> 0:16:57.400 So munny. 0:16:57.520 --> 0:16:58.920 But also, you just had a baby. 0:16:58.960 --> 0:17:01.280 You can You've just cut open, you've grown a baby 0:17:01.280 --> 0:17:02.440 for nine months, you can. 0:17:02.280 --> 0:17:02.720 Be a bit of it. 0:17:02.800 --> 0:17:07.240 I just wanted something nice and cold, and she went, 0:17:07.280 --> 0:17:10.400 I'll go searching in the fridges. I was like, thanks, dolfaze, 0:17:11.000 --> 0:17:11.720 was it cold enough? 0:17:11.800 --> 0:17:12.280 Oh? 0:17:12.280 --> 0:17:12.600 It was? 0:17:12.840 --> 0:17:12.919 So. 0:17:13.400 --> 0:17:16.320 It was the best drink I think I've ever had 0:17:16.320 --> 0:17:18.960 in my entire life. So then she was this poor 0:17:19.000 --> 0:17:21.879 midwife is holding this can with a straw as I sip. 0:17:23.400 --> 0:17:25.440 You can't drink out of a can with a straw either. 0:17:26.440 --> 0:17:27.720 She was Mariah Carey. 0:17:27.800 --> 0:17:30.199 The poor woman was handing it and like bending the 0:17:30.200 --> 0:17:32.800