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Speaker 1: Sits and with her with Kate Ritchie podcast Guys.

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Speaker 2: Far Off, a little bit of good music, Jess, I

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Speaker 2: want something feel good. I want something uplifting, because the

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Speaker 2: great news is this was what what Westfield? Did we

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Speaker 2: do this at sheet?

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Speaker 1: It was actually your all right?

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Speaker 2: Either way? Was it a great day? I written an

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Speaker 2: awesome song called Whip of the Whale. It's just I

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Speaker 2: didn't know the words. And Jess, who worked on the

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Speaker 2: show at the time, she was holding the cards for

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Speaker 2: me to sing and she dropped all of them. So

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Speaker 2: there I was dressed as a whale on stage, nor

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Speaker 2: nor in the worlds to me on song.

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Speaker 1: A lot of confusion by mothers, just with in prams

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Speaker 1: pushing prams around, going what what is this part of

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Speaker 1: the shopping center?

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Speaker 2: Or it is now this is regular entertainment. Whip of

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Speaker 2: the Whale coming live to.

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Speaker 1: Kids were crying.

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Speaker 2: Ryan, one thing you'll never understand, Like you don't get it,

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Speaker 2: and anybody else that's a bit chubby out there listening

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Speaker 2: right now. You just don't get what it's like to

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Speaker 2: have to think about everything that you put.

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Speaker 1: In your mouth.

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Speaker 2: Yeah I don't quite well, you do, but you don't

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Speaker 2: have to look at your bowl of pasta that you'll

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Speaker 2: eat for the leftovers. You know, it got quarter past

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Speaker 2: nine in the morning, going, oh mate, I don't have

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Speaker 2: pastors right for this time of the day.

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Speaker 1: No, do you know what I am thinking about? I'm

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Speaker 1: eating that past and knowing that I'm going to do

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Speaker 1: a big workout that afternoon and use those carbohydrates.

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Speaker 2: You've never been a fatty. I mean, look at Tim

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Speaker 2: over here. He was huge and no one kills You've

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Speaker 2: lost over thirty kilos, Tom, and you've redesigned your body.

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Speaker 2: You've reset your inner workings for the longevity of your life.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, oppa. Can I also say as well when

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Speaker 1: that happened, they both started losing weight around the same time, MDG.

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Speaker 1: Do you remember this? Yeah? And Tom just kept going.

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Speaker 2: Tom was unbelieva a lot more.

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Speaker 1: Because Tom, what did you get up to? And what

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Speaker 1: are you now? Oh I'm I'd be eighty. That is

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Speaker 1: unbelievable effort. And he kept going and Whipper couldn't get

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Speaker 1: any more.

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Speaker 2: On because I've got a lot more muscle on a

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Speaker 2: different build to top with a muscle memory, but.

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Speaker 1: My body is built differently. I played footy when I

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Speaker 1: was younger, so I've got muscle memory muscle.

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Speaker 2: Tom has no muscle.

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Speaker 1: Well, if I had no muscle, I wouldn't be able

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Speaker 1: to stand up. I have some must have.

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Speaker 2: Bones and simple structures, ligaments and tendons in a very

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Speaker 2: small half.

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Speaker 1: But you didn't play footy when you were young, and

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Speaker 1: those muscles don't remember you because.

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Speaker 2: You didn't do any sport Tom. Growing up, you attempted

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Speaker 2: to do orienteering. You got your little tag stamped at

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Speaker 2: one stage thirty five degrees for a kilometer, and I

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Speaker 2: should get me next tag.

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Speaker 1: Stamp if I could find my way out of.

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Speaker 2: Here with heart.

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Speaker 3: Mate, I didn't do anythinges matelas it doesn't have any

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Speaker 3: When you talking sporting careers, oh mate, my career versus top.

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Speaker 2: Let's get back onto this because you're just trying to

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Speaker 2: refactor up good news. We have been waiting for the

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Speaker 2: wonder drug, the silver bullet that can make you lose weight.

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Speaker 1: No matter what well you just said it was, this

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Speaker 1: could have happened in my life, though, what is it now?

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Speaker 3: What I wanted to eat?

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Speaker 2: University out of Texas have discovered a drug that they're

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Speaker 2: now they've now applied. They've put forward their patent application

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Speaker 2: in the hope of doing trials on humans, but it

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Speaker 2: has been extremely effective in their study with mice. So

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Speaker 2: they fattened up the mice. Then they decided to give

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Speaker 2: the tablet or the or the medical what am I

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Speaker 2: calling it the wonder pill that they've developed to the

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Speaker 2: fat mice, and the fat mice started to lose weight.

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Speaker 2: They kept them on the same diets, and the mice

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Speaker 2: that weren't on the pill got fatter and fatter, and

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Speaker 2: the mice on the pill started to lose weight and

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Speaker 2: did not put on any more.

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Speaker 1: So one of the baldness curing that it's a loaded crap.

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Speaker 1: And the third, the third section of mice that also

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Speaker 1: lost weight never got fat, was the one that did

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Speaker 1: some running on the wheel. Rather than looking for a

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Speaker 1: wonder drug, just go for a job.

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Speaker 2: Well, you guys didn't see me on the row yesterday

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Speaker 2: was an absolute mason two k's and ten times five hundred.

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Speaker 2: So the good news is for anybody listening right now,

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Speaker 2: and it's it's confronting. And Tommy, if I can take

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Speaker 2: you back to sort of the chunkier days, if you must,

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Speaker 2: your day, Your day is tougher than the average man.

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Speaker 2: You get in the car you put your seat belt

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Speaker 2: on and you feel it divide your breasts. You remind

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Speaker 2: it that your fat again. You walk up the stairs,

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Speaker 2: you feel like cupping your breasts as a man, you're

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Speaker 2: embarrassed and you're reminded that you're fat again. Right, you

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Speaker 2: lean on the desk and then your stomached. You tuck

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Speaker 2: your underpants up so they cut off your gut and

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Speaker 2: you're reminded you're a fatty again.

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Speaker 1: Are you talking to me or to you?

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Speaker 2: A bit of both and all the other weight carry community.

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Speaker 1: Did you say sit at your desk right? That you

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Speaker 1: never use?

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Speaker 2: There's any fat mice listening. I'm working with you, mate,

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Speaker 2: and I'm putting my hand up to be one of

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Speaker 2: the humans in this trial that they're looking at. And

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Speaker 2: it hasn't been approved yet, but I love a crack

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Speaker 2: at it. Even if I grow a tail, I'm still

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Speaker 2: interested with Kate.

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Speaker 2: Jod are you