Speaker 1: Let's go a clicking Chrissy's clickit Champagne Puppy, Champagne Puppy.
Speaker 1: I remember finding out that Drake's handle on Instagram was
Speaker 1: Champagne Puppy, and I thought straight away, he's my kind
Speaker 1: of guy. It doesn't make any sense, but in many
Speaker 1: ways it does make a lot of sense. Champagne Puppy
Speaker 1: and his profile pick. I just noticed his tupac and
Speaker 1: a little kid. I think, oh, yeah, he's too yeah
Speaker 1: to Puck Shakur. Anyway, there's been what I saw it,
Speaker 1: and I clearly went, this is a this has all
Speaker 1: been planned. Allegedly, a drone was flown into his penthouse
Speaker 1: apartment in the Sydney Stars Crown Crown, tell.
Speaker 2: You what water Penthouse.
Speaker 1: It looks amazing, It's like in the middle of the sky.
Speaker 3: I thought it must have been an ad for Crown
Speaker 3: at first, because I was like, the way that drone
Speaker 3: flew like away, it made the Crown Tower look so stunning.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and also clearly wasn't by an amateur. No, I
Speaker 1: mean absolutely, because it's about two kilometers. Yeah. Anyway, you know,
Speaker 1: Drake is scene being disturbed by the of the of
Speaker 1: the drone comes out and throws a slide a croc
Speaker 1: sort of thing. Anyway, it's clearly all made up, and
Speaker 1: he has said, yes it is. He's posted a still
Speaker 1: from the drone footage. You can see a guy in
Speaker 1: the background. Oh, no, it's him. It's a shadow of him.
Speaker 1: But there is somebody flying the drone there. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: laptop is open on his website. It's clearly a stunt.
Speaker 1: But the quote is what gets me to caption tom
Speaker 1: of You read the caption, Oh my god, I want
Speaker 1: to look at your face when I say it. So
Speaker 1: Drake has said, yeah, he goes the stakes are high,
Speaker 1: but so am I.
Speaker 3: King.
Speaker 2: She's really enjoyed it so much that her microphone's falling
Speaker 2: down microphone.
Speaker 3: Oh, I haven't told you my conversation with our boss
Speaker 3: today and one of my favorite people on this planet, Sarah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: She went to Drake last night and I was like,
Speaker 2: what did you think? How good was he?
Speaker 3: She's like, it was so good, but I wish you'd
Speaker 3: just play a song in full. He just kept playing
Speaker 3: snippets of songs.
Speaker 1: It's happening the change.
Speaker 2: Yes, sir, he's trying to fit in forty nine songs. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I just wanted one in full.
Speaker 1: Some people have a hot flush. Others just wish Drake
Speaker 1: could play a whole song. Sing it, do it like
Speaker 1: you do on the CDs Champa sing along.
Speaker 2: I just wanted to hear hotline blinging does it?
Speaker 1: Who doesn't? By the way, female prankster, let's move on
Speaker 1: to the female prankster pretending to be a Marshall sends
Speaker 1: the Glasgow sends runners in Glasgow on a two and
Speaker 1: a half kilometer detour during the race. Now, sorry, but
Speaker 1: big deal. The organizers of the event, I'll explain it
Speaker 1: to you. They're all running around supposed to be fun,
Speaker 1: so they call it a fun run.
Speaker 2: My idea of hell, well, like, what is it?
Speaker 1: What is the antithesis of fun? Run? Run? Anyway, they're
Speaker 1: doing that. Everyone's entitled to their own joys. Anyway, someone
Speaker 1: has gone I'm gonna dress up.
Speaker 2: I'm going to.
Speaker 1: However they speak and you know they've they've detoured over.
Speaker 1: I can say that, my grandfather.
Speaker 2: No, you can say what you anyway.
Speaker 1: Apparently that's a very bad thing to do, because that
Speaker 1: prankster led runners away from medical help. Had it been needed.
Speaker 1: Now this is my problem. It wasn't needed. Don't worry
Speaker 1: about it. Yeah, like, why are we even didn't have?
Speaker 2: It's funny, it's done.
Speaker 3: Also, people that go in run clubs or do these
Speaker 3: things are kind of insufferable. So I quite like this.
Speaker 1: I don't mind people to do that. But no harm lost.
Speaker 1: What do they say in the classics? No harm no.
Speaker 2: Fowl spot on swannyeh.
Speaker 1: Let it go The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show,
Speaker 1: Chrissy's clique fait. Are they're going to be first Jacob
Speaker 1: Lordie being insufferable to you? Now ordash In.
Speaker 2: Let's talk about our first true love.
Speaker 1: Kim k First Okay, Kim Kay has introduced Slash announced
Speaker 1: a collab Nike skims. Can I tell you skims are
Speaker 1: the best shape where going? I've heard this they really are.
Speaker 2: Have I've also heard that the men's wear is really great.
Speaker 2: I've not tried it. I need to get some skims jocks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think one of the big departments still stock it.
Speaker 1: I had I just thought skims aren't going to fit me,
Speaker 1: They're not going to be very you know, you just
Speaker 1: just assume that it's just going to be gimmicky. But
Speaker 1: last television shows it must have been mass singer wardrobe,
Speaker 1: give you shapewear so that you can wear those crackers
Speaker 1: outfits without your guts popping out. And they gave me
Speaker 1: this thing. I unrolled it. It looked like something Peg
Speaker 1: wore when she was four days old. I was like,
Speaker 1: I am not getting this body into that. And she's like,
Speaker 1: you watch and it just goes on and they're comfortable
Speaker 1: and they they're really they're the best in the market.
Speaker 2: I mean what the woman is just a marvel.
Speaker 1: She nails everything, and these Nike schemes are designed to
Speaker 1: sculpt an engineer to perform. We love that Xena faster
Speaker 1: whoever she says, congratulations, Schems is taking over, and someone
Speaker 1: else said you're a working queen, and her mom did
Speaker 1: the opposite. Chris Jenner posted a highly airbrush photograph herself
Speaker 1: reclining an a lamed timber stare wearing a competitive brand
Speaker 1: of sweatshirt Runners.
Speaker 2: I love this accent so much. I wish you could
Speaker 2: do the full show in it, and.
Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian commented on her mom's post, saying, did you
Speaker 1: like really have to post this On the same day
Speaker 1: as made naked, Schems announced man question mark exclamation ten.
Speaker 2: You're spiraling, Tim, you're spiraling.
Speaker 1: He says, I'm going to dock your pay. Moms can
Speaker 1: be very, very embarrassing. I remember I invited my mum
Speaker 1: onto the seat of the circle. Oh yes, because she
Speaker 1: was a massive Olivington John fan. And Olivia Newton John
Speaker 1: was going to be on there. I thought, huge, that's perfect.
Speaker 1: They're women of the same age, same vintage, whatever, it's
Speaker 1: going to be incredible. Also on the same day, Heymi
Speaker 1: Shenandy were guests on the show that was by the bye.
Speaker 1: Mom sits down, well, no, Hami Shenandy, you know my
Speaker 1: age and oliviing Newton John is an icon for my mother.
Speaker 1: Didn't stop my mum though. Patty Swan sits down next
Speaker 1: to Olivia Newton John and I say, pat, this is
Speaker 1: Olivia Olivia pat and Mum goes, oh, it's very nice
Speaker 1: to meet you, but I'm here. Famus shen Andy I
Speaker 1: wanted to die iconic.
Speaker 3: We need to get either ham Mishirandy and tell them
Speaker 3: that story how they crossed up.
Speaker 1: And then she I had to get photos of her
Speaker 1: like in between Hayi shen Andy, like.
Speaker 2: Holy nouly, that is so good.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about Jacob Lordi because it's over. The honeymoon
Speaker 1: is over. He was your true north, he was my
Speaker 1: number one, he was your Numero Uno.
Speaker 3: I fell in love with his character in Euphoria and
Speaker 3: since then I've loved everything he does.
Speaker 2: He's a ten out of ten.
Speaker 1: It's just exquisite looking. A new film out looks like
Speaker 1: an army sort of deal called Berlinale. Anyway, it's a
Speaker 1: Richard Planning and prize winning novel, five part genre mashing
Speaker 1: limited series. Very exciting. But it seems like Jacob Lordie
Speaker 1: has gone from like humble, laid back, cool, natural frizzy
Speaker 1: guy too is insufferable.
Speaker 4: There's a feeling I call it cinema. When you experience cinema.
Speaker 1: Oh do you.
Speaker 4: You're sort of in a room and you watch it
Speaker 4: and it does that thing to you, that kind of profound,
Speaker 4: unnameable thing that moves you and confirms you on this planet,
Speaker 4: in this life. That's what I sort of chase. I
Speaker 4: guess as a performer, I want to try and be
Speaker 4: a part of that. So I really am just like
Speaker 4: a super fan who's kind of following his heart. I
Speaker 4: suppose in a way, I have no real interest in
Speaker 4: making movies for the sake of entertainment, for making money.
Speaker 2: Come off it, bro, then come on now, Jacob.
Speaker 1: I call it cinema. I'm so sorry it's this stupid
Speaker 1: for calling the movies. I think what we're such an idiot?
Speaker 1: What did you call it when you were at turmbul
Speaker 1: trying to find your super roof forester?
Speaker 2: Jacob, No, I still want to love him.
Speaker 1: But the movies.
Speaker 2: I think sometimes these dudes and these gals they go
Speaker 2: to LA, they get swept up in it. They maybe
Speaker 2: dabble a little too much, and they start to lose
Speaker 2: it that.
Speaker 1: I think that's a dare.
Speaker 2: You don't think that's legit.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's possible to go from a normal,
Speaker 1: grounded person to that to whatever that was.
Speaker 2: I think it is swnny. He's gone full festpo.
Speaker 1: I call it cinema.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what it is. Oh dear Hey tomorrow, Christie's
Speaker 2: correspondence returned to Heavy Well, Jacob slid into your dams
Speaker 2: at the Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 3: If you here tomorrow, any feedback.
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