WEBVTT - You Want Some? I'll Give It Ya. 0:00:00.240 --> 0:00:02.680 Well, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the podcast. And just 0:00:02.759 --> 0:00:06.000 picture this. This is Jody Oddie as she trots into 0:00:06.000 --> 0:00:07.760 a pilates class. Do you want shun? 0:00:07.880 --> 0:00:09.039 I give it you. 0:00:09.880 --> 0:00:12.479 I don't mess with this lady because she nothing's going 0:00:12.560 --> 0:00:14.120 to get in a way of her and her crowding 0:00:14.120 --> 0:00:14.920 a little bit of ZENX. 0:00:14.920 --> 0:00:17.239 Excuse me, that is not true. If you're nice to me, 0:00:17.480 --> 0:00:20.239 I'm perfectly nice to you back. But if you want 0:00:20.280 --> 0:00:23.880 to claim some real estate that's not yours, then I'll 0:00:23.880 --> 0:00:24.520 give you some. 0:00:24.640 --> 0:00:27.160 You're exactly right. So you try to tell me this 0:00:27.240 --> 0:00:28.000 isn't your voice. 0:00:28.160 --> 0:00:28.840 Do you want to shun? 0:00:30.880 --> 0:00:33.560 You can't deny that. That is absolutely your voice. 0:00:33.360 --> 0:00:36.440 I say you want someone give it you. 0:00:36.680 --> 0:00:39.400 To the woman that tried to say, oh, that's my 0:00:39.600 --> 0:00:40.879 space and I've reserved it. 0:00:40.880 --> 0:00:43.800 It's like a parking spot. Oh yeah, piss off. 0:00:44.560 --> 0:00:47.680 Enjoyed Jody's pilates confrontation. We're all here for it. 0:00:48.479 --> 0:00:52.040 I go to pilates and it's supposed to be zen yeah, 0:00:52.200 --> 0:00:53.400 Plarti's yoga. 0:00:53.479 --> 0:00:55.920 It's all about stupid headspace. 0:00:55.520 --> 0:00:59.000 Connecting to the inner breath and just taking the time 0:00:59.080 --> 0:01:01.560 for yourself. Not so the other day when I went 0:01:01.600 --> 0:01:04.880 to a class and I walk in Andrew Hayes and 0:01:04.920 --> 0:01:08.319 everyone's setting up for the plates class and there is 0:01:08.319 --> 0:01:10.399 a mat on the floor and a drink bottle, so 0:01:10.440 --> 0:01:12.720 obviously someone's claimed their territory. 0:01:12.959 --> 0:01:13.600 That's fine. 0:01:14.120 --> 0:01:18.479 I go to put my mat next to they're setup right, 0:01:18.640 --> 0:01:20.040 there's no one there, okay. 0:01:20.080 --> 0:01:21.360 So I start to set up. 0:01:21.640 --> 0:01:25.560 And in she walks, and she looks at me, the 0:01:25.560 --> 0:01:29.920 owner of the mat, and goes, I'm here. And I 0:01:30.040 --> 0:01:32.760 just looked at her, and I looked around and there 0:01:32.880 --> 0:01:35.920 was space for days, like there was so much room, 0:01:36.080 --> 0:01:37.880 And I said, are you joking? 0:01:38.920 --> 0:01:41.320 I said, have a look around you. There is so 0:01:41.440 --> 0:01:41.920 much room. 0:01:42.040 --> 0:01:45.560 You need to move four inches that way. And she's like, 0:01:45.720 --> 0:01:46.639 I was here first. 0:01:46.959 --> 0:01:49.560 So are you the person? Are you the person at 0:01:49.720 --> 0:01:52.720 a completely empty theater that goes up and sits next 0:01:52.720 --> 0:01:54.200 to the only person in the theater? 0:01:54.720 --> 0:01:55.559 Is that what you did? 0:01:55.800 --> 0:01:56.040 No? 0:01:56.280 --> 0:01:58.120 You sit next to some of the trainers knowing, and 0:01:58.120 --> 0:02:01.280 you're like, what next to me? I can sit here? 0:02:01.720 --> 0:02:02.000 No? 0:02:02.000 --> 0:02:04.800 No, no, no no no. This is more about a woman 0:02:04.920 --> 0:02:07.720 who's like, this is my space, this is my spot, 0:02:07.760 --> 0:02:10.639 and you are not to encroach on it so effectively 0:02:10.680 --> 0:02:15.839 because I am a child. I roll up my mat aggressively, passive, aggressively, 0:02:16.040 --> 0:02:19.160 and I gather my Frank Green and my socks with 0:02:19.200 --> 0:02:21.400 the little pattered things on the bottom so they're sticky 0:02:21.440 --> 0:02:23.359 and you can stay on the floor stationary. 0:02:23.760 --> 0:02:25.120 And I moved to the back of the. 0:02:25.120 --> 0:02:28.360 Room and I crammed myself in as if to say, oh, look, 0:02:28.880 --> 0:02:30.760 and I look at her, and I go, see, you've 0:02:30.760 --> 0:02:32.240 got the whole class to yourself. 0:02:32.280 --> 0:02:34.440 Now you're happy? Yes? 0:02:35.160 --> 0:02:35.760 So what was her? 0:02:35.800 --> 0:02:38.520 Because I can imagine just how aggressive and gangster this 0:02:38.520 --> 0:02:41.600 setting would have been, given there were frank Green bottles involved. 0:02:41.480 --> 0:02:44.120 Yes, And so I do the class from the back 0:02:44.120 --> 0:02:47.000 of the room, crammed in like a sardine, just absolutely 0:02:47.120 --> 0:02:49.639 seeding the whole time when I should have been connecting 0:02:49.680 --> 0:02:54.360 with my breath. And I'm looking at her, hazy, she 0:02:54.720 --> 0:02:59.280 was terrible. She was terrible at pilates. So the class 0:02:59.360 --> 0:03:03.200 ends everyone. It's in how Xdalemustei, thank you so much, 0:03:03.520 --> 0:03:05.880 hope you will feel better. And I walk out and 0:03:05.919 --> 0:03:08.040 I glanced at her and I said, may I suggest, 0:03:08.400 --> 0:03:11.639 if you're going to take up prime real estate in pilates, 0:03:11.680 --> 0:03:13.200 you may not want to suck at it. 0:03:14.680 --> 0:03:15.840 That's not at all. 0:03:19.120 --> 0:03:22.280 What is it what these women that think the spot 0:03:22.320 --> 0:03:25.560 in the gym is theirs. We all pay fees, we 0:03:25.680 --> 0:03:27.840 all make the effort to get there. You don't have 0:03:27.919 --> 0:03:29.400 ownership over a spot. 0:03:29.880 --> 0:03:30.440 I'm just going to. 0:03:30.440 --> 0:03:32.639 Say something and just look, just hear me out here, 0:03:32.720 --> 0:03:34.880 hear me out here, and don't get upset. 0:03:34.920 --> 0:03:37.680 All right, keep that zen within you. But there's some 0:03:37.800 --> 0:03:38.800 Karen vibes about you. 0:03:39.320 --> 0:03:39.840 Yes? Not? 0:03:41.240 --> 0:03:44.160 Did you complain to a manager or did you complain 0:03:44.200 --> 0:03:45.240 to someone higher up? 0:03:45.360 --> 0:03:51.200 I had a chat to the instructor and again she agreed. 0:03:51.400 --> 0:03:53.280 I'd like to see the instructor please. 0:03:56.680 --> 0:03:59.920 The great deals and chiky getaways? What if dot com has. 0:04:00.120 --> 0:04:02.360 Us the place which are hard ways great? 0:04:02.400 --> 0:04:06.400 But bring on spring, jump on the waterfaup to book hotels, apartments, 0:04:06.440 --> 0:04:07.680 holiday rentals and more. 0:04:08.080 --> 0:04:09.360 If it's buzzy for travel. 0:04:11.000 --> 0:04:12.240 Job, that was a joke. 0:04:12.560 --> 0:04:16.880 That's a job, job, a terrible job. The best way 0:04:16.920 --> 0:04:18.839 to start on Monday with a few of these. 0:04:20.880 --> 0:04:21.120 Yeah. 0:04:23.440 --> 0:04:25.359 Can you remember the old can laughter and all the 0:04:25.440 --> 0:04:26.800 soaps that they used to play. 0:04:27.960 --> 0:04:29.760 It was all can thought, everyone was having just a 0:04:29.839 --> 0:04:33.840 sensational time. I think that all could have been without 0:04:33.839 --> 0:04:34.440 that can laughter. 0:04:35.360 --> 0:04:37.000 Yeah, yeah, he's kicking us off. 0:04:37.120 --> 0:04:40.120 Well, welcome to your news, right, abby morning. This shouldn't 0:04:40.160 --> 0:04:41.840 this shouldn't be so stressful one. 0:04:42.200 --> 0:04:45.719 So I get really I feel sick, like I get 0:04:45.760 --> 0:04:47.839 real anxious before coming in here. 0:04:48.040 --> 0:04:49.600 Right, just trying to have a bit of fun. 0:04:50.600 --> 0:04:53.960 So, Billy, look, if your joke sucks, we've always got 0:04:54.000 --> 0:04:54.680 the can laughter. 0:04:54.920 --> 0:04:57.279 We're so fine. And you've never played that for me 0:04:57.400 --> 0:04:59.440 ever before. You've just done crickets. 0:04:59.520 --> 0:05:03.280 Yes, that as wrong and at this point it's really shocking. 0:05:06.920 --> 0:05:09.520 Which yeah, I'm pretty sure you've done that a few 0:05:09.520 --> 0:05:12.040 times for me. Well, anyway, apparently you've got the world's 0:05:12.040 --> 0:05:13.599 longest joke, so you may as well kick us off. 0:05:13.600 --> 0:05:15.880 Okay, kick us off, you're any a go. And boys 0:05:15.880 --> 0:05:19.440 sit in a religious class at school. The girl falls asleep. 0:05:20.080 --> 0:05:22.680 The teacher asks a class who created Earth. The boy 0:05:22.720 --> 0:05:25.520 pokes the girl with the pencil and she says God. 0:05:25.720 --> 0:05:28.640 Then she falls back asleep. The teacher asks a class 0:05:28.720 --> 0:05:31.120 who with the Holy Family. The boy pokes the girl 0:05:31.160 --> 0:05:31.880 again with a pencil. 0:05:31.960 --> 0:05:35.160 She wakes up and says Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, and 0:05:35.279 --> 0:05:38.000 she falls back asleep. The teacher asks a class and 0:05:38.040 --> 0:05:41.039 what did Mary say to Joseph after Jesus was born. 0:05:41.440 --> 0:05:43.240 So the boy pokes the girl again with the pencil, 0:05:43.440 --> 0:05:46.000 and she wakes up startling, yells, if you poke me 0:05:46.040 --> 0:05:48.160 with that thing one more time, I'll snap it in half. 0:05:53.279 --> 0:05:54.920 So I think what happened there was a little. 0:05:54.680 --> 0:05:55.720 Bit of confu. 0:05:57.200 --> 0:05:59.640 As to who she was talking of, what she was talking. 0:05:59.320 --> 0:06:03.960 About explaining that to me. So we really appreciate it. 0:06:04.160 --> 0:06:04.720 So welcome. 0:06:05.080 --> 0:06:05.919 So I'll go next. 0:06:05.960 --> 0:06:08.559 But I guess I think we've got a theme this morning, 0:06:08.560 --> 0:06:10.400 because my joke's along similar lines. 0:06:10.400 --> 0:06:12.760 Anyway, It's funny how we have the same thing yet 0:06:12.800 --> 0:06:14.039 we didn't pre organize it. 0:06:14.320 --> 0:06:21.920 It's like the M and FF, I mean, just tell 0:06:21.960 --> 0:06:22.320 us to do. 0:06:22.720 --> 0:06:26.159 We're just trying to have some fun here. Can keep 0:06:26.200 --> 0:06:26.920 it a little bit. 0:06:28.680 --> 0:06:33.880 Okay, you're ready, all right, Hazy and Abby? Who is 0:06:33.920 --> 0:06:40.600 the most popular guy at the nudist colony? Sorry, the joke, 0:06:41.440 --> 0:06:43.159 the one who can carry a cup of coffee in 0:06:43.200 --> 0:06:47.920 one hand and a dozen donuts? 0:06:48.880 --> 0:06:49.760 Don't donuts? 0:06:49.880 --> 0:06:50.040 Good? 0:06:50.200 --> 0:06:55.599 Yeah, you've got a good two and a half in you, 0:06:56.120 --> 0:06:57.400 the many ones you're talking about. 0:06:57.480 --> 0:07:02.080 Jo, You're ready, I don't worry. The boys play homes 0:07:02.080 --> 0:07:04.640 and we'll take that take do it for sure? 0:07:06.120 --> 0:07:08.200 A build up? 0:07:08.279 --> 0:07:10.960 Come on, okay, build up. Here we go, big girl, parents, 0:07:10.960 --> 0:07:15.200 go on, I'm ready. Ye What should you do if 0:07:15.200 --> 0:07:16.400 a bird craps on your head? 0:07:16.600 --> 0:07:19.600 What? Probably not? 0:07:19.640 --> 0:07:20.680 Take her out the second date? 0:07:32.960 --> 0:07:36.400 Can you do better? Probably not? Let's put it the 0:07:36.400 --> 0:07:39.040 time ran next send us a Texas all double nine 0:07:39.160 --> 0:07:41.640 nine my nine. That's started with ladies and gentlemen. Here 0:07:41.720 --> 0:07:42.200 is read hap. 0:07:44.160 --> 0:07:44.960 To come back? 0:07:45.120 --> 0:07:47.520 Sorry of the secondary. 0:07:49.040 --> 0:07:53.800 The weekends, I. 0:07:56.400 --> 0:07:59.640 Mean time n It's just a bloke who is over 0:07:59.720 --> 0:08:03.160 the top organized. Yeah, we got him here this morning 0:08:03.200 --> 0:08:04.960 and I walked in this student about five to six. 0:08:05.120 --> 0:08:08.400 Renny's in there, just crunch and number, just recite. I 0:08:08.480 --> 0:08:11.480 was ready, just spend some time with your family. 0:08:12.080 --> 0:08:14.320 He was doing a real quarter by quarter analysis of 0:08:14.440 --> 0:08:17.000 the diamonds and the World Cup and all the breakdowns 0:08:17.040 --> 0:08:18.920 and all that sort of stuff. Actually he's just walked 0:08:18.920 --> 0:08:21.600 in with three and a half seconds to spend. And 0:08:21.720 --> 0:08:24.000 you know, you know, ladies, if you're listening this morning, 0:08:24.040 --> 0:08:25.920 when you meet a man who would be nothing without 0:08:25.960 --> 0:08:29.080 his wife to organize his life, that's Tom Red and 0:08:29.200 --> 0:08:30.160 that's his wife, Sarah. 0:08:31.960 --> 0:08:35.920 Hot mess without her, I'm a total mess. Anyway, you 0:08:35.960 --> 0:08:37.800 said three and a half seconds. I'm actually annoyed because 0:08:37.800 --> 0:08:40.599 I could have come in a second later, made a 0:08:41.280 --> 0:08:42.400 little bit tighter. 0:08:42.400 --> 0:08:44.360 Not a mess at all, and saying that your glasses 0:08:44.400 --> 0:08:49.160 are literally upside from hate. Ready, let's talk Crows. First 0:08:49.240 --> 0:08:53.000 up siren. The Crows were challenged, but they hold on 0:08:53.200 --> 0:08:53.800 and hold off. 0:08:53.840 --> 0:08:55.559 The Crows get the job. 0:08:55.400 --> 0:08:57.120 Done over the Sun's a tenth win of the. 0:08:57.160 --> 0:08:58.320 Season for Adelaide and. 0:08:58.320 --> 0:09:01.240 They keep their vitals hopes alive. What are you reackon 0:09:01.400 --> 0:09:01.880 the finals? 0:09:02.880 --> 0:09:05.160 Well, they are first time since twenty seventeen if they 0:09:05.200 --> 0:09:08.360 can do it. But they lose another defender, Hazy Chase Jones. 0:09:08.440 --> 0:09:11.479 Unfortunately a foot injury and it could be a significant 0:09:11.520 --> 0:09:15.320 one so maybe six months. Hopefully it's not that serious, 0:09:15.360 --> 0:09:17.720 but they find a way. You know, the Sons are plucky, 0:09:17.720 --> 0:09:19.920 they're a good side Gold Coast, but they got it 0:09:20.000 --> 0:09:22.920 done Adelaide first quarter was probably where it was set up. 0:09:23.720 --> 0:09:25.199 They might have to win all three to make it 0:09:25.240 --> 0:09:26.840 and they've got Brisbane away this week. I think they 0:09:26.840 --> 0:09:28.760 can meet Sydney in West Coast the last two, but 0:09:29.400 --> 0:09:31.960 tough one this week. But that said, ten wins, they've 0:09:32.040 --> 0:09:34.480 definitely improved. Even if they missed the finals this season. 0:09:34.760 --> 0:09:36.920 Yeah, it just sort of seems as well. Brisbane are 0:09:37.000 --> 0:09:39.920 somewhat wounded at the moment. Brisbane of the gabbah. It's 0:09:39.920 --> 0:09:42.360 a different buff tough. 0:09:42.880 --> 0:09:44.400 The gabatur the gab. 0:09:46.679 --> 0:09:46.920 Like that. 0:09:47.120 --> 0:09:48.959 You welcome, guys. I'm out now. 0:09:49.280 --> 0:09:52.679 Yeah, I'm just what myself at. 0:09:53.679 --> 0:09:55.880 That was a positive footy result. This was the tough loss. 0:09:57.800 --> 0:09:59.320 The twelve points for the Cats. 0:10:00.760 --> 0:10:07.360 Yes, they nearly pulled it off, Eli Jones, Farrel, Finlayson, 0:10:07.440 --> 0:10:09.480 BERTM Dixon and then lasted during the week. 0:10:09.559 --> 0:10:11.000 Aren't few outs that. 0:10:11.280 --> 0:10:12.760 Haven't they been smashed. I actually thought it was a 0:10:12.800 --> 0:10:14.800 pretty goodffort to get as close as they did. Didn't 0:10:14.800 --> 0:10:16.200 get the rubb of the green in the last quarter 0:10:16.280 --> 0:10:18.000 really with the umpires either did they There were some 0:10:18.320 --> 0:10:19.480 decisions that went against them. 0:10:19.600 --> 0:10:21.559 I never really wanted to complain about the umpires, but 0:10:21.679 --> 0:10:25.240 there were some baffling decisions, weren't they. And you jump 0:10:25.280 --> 0:10:28.440 online afterwards and just all the port faithful ward eeing off. 0:10:28.679 --> 0:10:31.959 Yeah, and what it does mean is probably top two 0:10:32.040 --> 0:10:34.880 now gone. You would think with Melbourne and Brisbane ahead 0:10:34.880 --> 0:10:36.120 of them, it's going to be hard to get back 0:10:36.160 --> 0:10:38.720 to second. But they should still lock in top four. 0:10:38.760 --> 0:10:41.920 They need one will win to absolutely guarantee it. Hazy 0:10:41.960 --> 0:10:43.959 those out she spoke about they'll get quite a few 0:10:44.000 --> 0:10:45.720 of them back this week and that's going to help. 0:10:45.760 --> 0:10:48.040 But they just need to find a way port Adelaide 0:10:48.720 --> 0:10:50.760 and I did like the way they sort of guts 0:10:50.840 --> 0:10:53.360 things out. But Trent McKenzie, he looks like he's done 0:10:53.360 --> 0:10:55.560 a PCEL and I mean, you'd be able to tell 0:10:55.640 --> 0:10:57.559 me that that's usually at least a few weeks. 0:10:57.720 --> 0:10:59.840 Wow, The sort of saying, here's the thing about the piece. 0:11:00.000 --> 0:11:02.200 We'll find out today in terms of just how long 0:11:02.280 --> 0:11:04.160 we were out for, but usually it's four to six 0:11:04.280 --> 0:11:06.360 weeks in saying that j Dixon is a year had 0:11:06.360 --> 0:11:08.280 a PCL injury here and missed only one or two. 0:11:09.200 --> 0:11:10.880 So it's very much to watch this space. And Trent 0:11:10.960 --> 0:11:13.160 mackenzie is a quick hell like he's a quick heal. 0:11:13.480 --> 0:11:14.400 We need to tap into that. 0:11:14.480 --> 0:11:16.960 Don't we remember that time? What round one last year 0:11:17.120 --> 0:11:19.559 he Hyber extended his knee. He was out for like 0:11:19.840 --> 0:11:20.679 six minutes. 0:11:24.760 --> 0:11:27.480 Exactly, just before we move on to the diamonds. What 0:11:27.679 --> 0:11:29.600 about Hawthorne taking care of Collingwood? 0:11:29.800 --> 0:11:32.880 How about it unbelievable like this year in the last 0:11:32.920 --> 0:11:35.719 two weeks shows. It's impossible, yeah to pick, isn't it. 0:11:36.040 --> 0:11:38.319 It's so hard and Carlton's seven wins in a row 0:11:38.400 --> 0:11:40.719 first time in twenty three years. It's just all been 0:11:40.760 --> 0:11:43.880 flipped over on its head in the last probably fortnight. 0:11:43.760 --> 0:11:46.040 Looking forward to Carlton doing a big pool in the bed. 0:11:48.520 --> 0:11:52.280 It's just it just carton things DeCross out as well, 0:11:52.920 --> 0:11:55.280 huge throwing the brownlow bedding right up. I think it's 0:11:55.320 --> 0:11:58.640 probably Bonton Pelly or Portracker, but maybe Rosie, but as 0:11:58.640 --> 0:12:01.240 if they have a really you know, big final few weeks. 0:12:01.280 --> 0:12:03.640 But g BoNT To Pelly was good on Friday Night. 0:12:03.679 --> 0:12:05.920 I feel like Rosy and Butters just take votes off 0:12:05.960 --> 0:12:07.320 each each week, don't they. 0:12:07.480 --> 0:12:08.400 Yep, so good? 0:12:08.559 --> 0:12:15.680 All right, Ronnie, here's a big Grand Final. Sorry about 0:12:15.679 --> 0:12:16.520 that audio as well. 0:12:17.040 --> 0:12:18.040 I had to record. 0:12:19.240 --> 0:12:20.240 We're not even joking. 0:12:21.200 --> 0:12:23.840 Diamonds have just won the World Cup in Cape Town 0:12:24.240 --> 0:12:26.880 and we had to record that audio off Ko off 0:12:26.960 --> 0:12:28.559 my phone because it's nowhere. 0:12:28.280 --> 0:12:28.880 On the internet. 0:12:29.640 --> 0:12:31.319 If I had my time again, I probably wouldn't have 0:12:31.360 --> 0:12:31.599 played it. 0:12:32.920 --> 0:12:34.880 Sounded like she was in and out mcduddy or something 0:12:35.240 --> 0:12:36.160 when she's gone now. 0:12:36.920 --> 0:12:39.240 But look what an effort. They because they lost to 0:12:39.280 --> 0:12:41.920 England only two three days ago. Yeah, in a thriller 0:12:42.040 --> 0:12:44.360 fifty six to fifty five. And then they turned it 0:12:44.480 --> 0:12:47.040 around and they smashed him in the final sixty one 0:12:47.160 --> 0:12:49.600 to forty five, twelfth World Cup win. 0:12:50.200 --> 0:12:51.200 They're just a powerhouse. 0:12:51.240 --> 0:12:55.439 That unbelievable. And I almost I was almost willing Jamaica 0:12:55.520 --> 0:12:57.160 to make the final. They would have had to get 0:12:57.240 --> 0:12:59.520 over over us to do it. Yeah, but if you 0:12:59.600 --> 0:13:01.640 want to to anyone, who's to make it because they're 0:13:01.640 --> 0:13:02.160 the queens. 0:13:02.320 --> 0:13:04.760 Yeah, they're just so cool. Those they are so cool 0:13:04.880 --> 0:13:06.839 in everything they do. They just make it look so 0:13:06.960 --> 0:13:07.600 much better. 0:13:07.559 --> 0:13:07.920 Don't they. 0:13:08.280 --> 0:13:09.880 And then we've got Matilda tonight and. 0:13:09.920 --> 0:13:12.559 In a huge game that is massive. What about Sweden 0:13:12.600 --> 0:13:13.640 and the USA? Last night? 0:13:13.679 --> 0:13:16.800 That penalty shootout was one of the most epic things 0:13:17.000 --> 0:13:19.480 I've seen. It was great to watch it. And the 0:13:19.600 --> 0:13:22.680 ball literally Sweden went over they said by it less 0:13:22.679 --> 0:13:25.000 than a millimeter. It was one of those results that 0:13:25.280 --> 0:13:26.240 was just phenomenal. 0:13:26.440 --> 0:13:29.480 And if Hazy seems distracted this morning, he's very busy 0:13:29.559 --> 0:13:31.559 trying to find the person who decided to hold the 0:13:31.640 --> 0:13:32.319 Nipball World Cup. 0:13:32.320 --> 0:13:34.840 At the same time, it's the fri. 0:13:37.720 --> 0:13:38.319 Before we let you go. 0:13:38.720 --> 0:13:43.040 You know exactly what to do job, and you know 0:13:43.200 --> 0:13:45.720 how when you do your past words and I hate 0:13:45.760 --> 0:13:48.599 this they make you do numbers as well as you 0:13:48.679 --> 0:13:51.840 know the letters and all that stuff. So anyway, I thought, well, 0:13:52.520 --> 0:13:54.360 how's it going to go for the great man? And 0:13:54.440 --> 0:13:57.839 the great man I'm talking about is for today? What 0:13:58.160 --> 0:14:00.160 is Forest Gump's computer part us? 0:14:00.240 --> 0:14:03.680 Word one? Forest one? 0:14:08.520 --> 0:14:11.600 The barometer is having a bit of a giggle. 0:14:12.080 --> 0:14:12.880 She'd like that one. 0:14:12.960 --> 0:14:13.480 You give that a far. 0:14:18.120 --> 0:14:21.040 I already appreciate your time. Thanks, thanks for that joke. 0:14:21.960 --> 0:14:24.440 Sydney, they do things a little bit differently over there, 0:14:24.480 --> 0:14:26.320 don't they. And I can take the business well because 0:14:26.320 --> 0:14:27.560 I'm formally from New South Wales. 0:14:27.680 --> 0:14:30.040 Yeah, so true. I just feel like they think they're 0:14:30.080 --> 0:14:32.600 so good that they can get away with anything. 0:14:32.800 --> 0:14:33.640 Yeah, but can they? 0:14:33.840 --> 0:14:35.880 I think I genuinely still have mates in Sydney who 0:14:36.080 --> 0:14:38.240 don't know where Adelaidies couldn't locate it on. 0:14:38.280 --> 0:14:40.000 The map, Well good, don't come here. 0:14:40.200 --> 0:14:40.400 Yeah. 0:14:40.560 --> 0:14:43.480 Before I came here, I probably couldn't. Yeah, but now 0:14:43.520 --> 0:14:44.920 I'm here, I can definitely find it. 0:14:45.040 --> 0:14:47.600 I think that's good because you live in it. 0:14:47.800 --> 0:14:48.000 Yeah. 0:14:48.160 --> 0:14:50.920 A seemingly simple dispute between ozzie neighbors has ended up 0:14:50.960 --> 0:14:53.840 at a court battle or because of a single hedge. 0:14:54.200 --> 0:14:56.720 That is just prime Sydney, isn't it. 0:14:57.640 --> 0:14:59.520 A couple was ordered by the New South Wales Land 0:14:59.560 --> 0:15:01.400 and Rom Court to keep their hedge at a certain 0:15:01.480 --> 0:15:05.040 height after two New South Wales women initiated proceedings against 0:15:05.080 --> 0:15:09.160 them following several fatal attempts at negotiating themselves. And I'll 0:15:09.200 --> 0:15:12.320 tell you what, the New South Wales Land and Environment Court. 0:15:12.760 --> 0:15:14.240 What a Christmas party that would be? 0:15:16.360 --> 0:15:18.920 Oh boy, where are they holding their Christmas party? 0:15:19.800 --> 0:15:20.760 I'm not really sure. 0:15:20.880 --> 0:15:22.840 The New South Wales Land and Environment Court. 0:15:23.240 --> 0:15:25.600 Oh guys, it's eight pm. 0:15:25.680 --> 0:15:27.800 We should probably get on, We should probably wrap it up. 0:15:27.840 --> 0:15:28.800 We should probably get home. 0:15:30.240 --> 0:15:33.640 I feel like I feel like a Bacardian dicho. All no, no, 0:15:33.920 --> 0:15:35.560 not for me, No no, no, I'm good. 0:15:35.680 --> 0:15:38.080 Things wrong with you? Yeah, irresponsible? 0:15:38.440 --> 0:15:40.440 You know how sometimes we get asked to mc gigs. 0:15:40.760 --> 0:15:43.920 That's not one i'd take on. That's a hard no. 0:15:44.040 --> 0:15:46.440 From me when every single one of the clientele is 0:15:46.480 --> 0:15:48.640 completely one hundred percent sober, looking at your judging to 0:15:48.680 --> 0:15:51.480 every word. Yeah, I leave that alone, Thank you very much. 0:15:51.840 --> 0:15:55.520 Thanks Cantering the Strange, and Louise and Lao successfully sought 0:15:55.600 --> 0:15:58.440 orders for their neighbors, Allison and Jason, to prune their 0:15:58.640 --> 0:16:01.520 hedge regularly to protect view of the waterfront property they bought. 0:16:01.560 --> 0:16:03.040 In February twenty twenty one. 0:16:03.200 --> 0:16:05.000 Okay, can you break this down for me? 0:16:05.080 --> 0:16:08.400 So the neighbour's hedge is blocking the other neighbor's view, 0:16:08.520 --> 0:16:09.680 isn't that bit of a view. 0:16:10.080 --> 0:16:11.800 They're trying to get them to just sort of cut 0:16:11.840 --> 0:16:14.840 it down. But that's an extreme example of a nice 0:16:14.840 --> 0:16:15.920 little neighborhood dispute. 0:16:16.080 --> 0:16:18.320 Yeah, and do you know what we've always said in here, 0:16:18.720 --> 0:16:20.280 just trimmed your head from your hedges. 0:16:20.600 --> 0:16:24.320 Oh my god, keep your headges trimmed for goodness sake. 0:16:24.800 --> 0:16:29.080 And then everyone wins. Bat what are you talking about? 0:16:30.280 --> 0:16:34.560 What I'm talking I'm talking about keeping your headge trim Yeah, 0:16:34.560 --> 0:16:35.720 of course, what are you talking about? 0:16:35.800 --> 0:16:38.840 Thirteen twenty four ten Give us your best a neighbor disputes. 0:16:38.840 --> 0:16:41.840 I reckon pretty much everyone across their journey has had 0:16:41.880 --> 0:16:44.440 a neighbor dispute. I've told the story before about my 0:16:44.560 --> 0:16:46.240 old Italian neighbor back in the day when I was 0:16:46.280 --> 0:16:47.800 living in Prospect, the one that pulled a gun on 0:16:47.880 --> 0:16:50.840 You pulled a gun on me. A bunch of us 0:16:51.440 --> 0:16:53.360 had I think I had the entire Central District footy 0:16:53.360 --> 0:16:55.080 club around and we're having made a bit of a 0:16:55.160 --> 0:16:55.520 day of it. 0:16:55.680 --> 0:16:55.880 Yeah. 0:16:55.960 --> 0:16:57.040 Started at eleven in the morning. 0:16:57.160 --> 0:16:59.880 Yeah, And he came out at two pm and said, 0:17:00.240 --> 0:17:01.880 keep the noise down or call the police. 0:17:02.280 --> 0:17:03.800 We said, so, it doesn't quite work like that. 0:17:04.280 --> 0:17:05.800 I don't think he make a noise complaint in the 0:17:05.800 --> 0:17:07.320 middle of the day, particularly on it's the Saturday. 0:17:07.480 --> 0:17:07.840 So true. 0:17:07.960 --> 0:17:10.560 And then he re emerged with a twenty two rifle. 0:17:11.359 --> 0:17:13.840 Oh my gosh, I've never moved quicker in my life. 0:17:14.520 --> 0:17:17.160 It was unbelievab. I've never felt like that before as well. 0:17:17.280 --> 0:17:19.320 And then all your teammates were like, why can't you 0:17:19.400 --> 0:17:20.040 move that quick on. 0:17:20.040 --> 0:17:22.560 The footageield I stend a bit of motivation. 0:17:23.240 --> 0:17:24.920 And then his thirty year old daughter the next day 0:17:24.960 --> 0:17:26.800 came out and said, no, no, it was actually a broomstick, 0:17:26.840 --> 0:17:29.520 which was much more offensive than him pulling a. 0:17:29.520 --> 0:17:30.000 Gun on us. 0:17:30.000 --> 0:17:33.400 I thought, isn't that master gas lighting? No, I don't 0:17:33.440 --> 0:17:35.480 know what you thought you saw, but that wasn't a gun. 0:17:35.600 --> 0:17:37.640 That was all greasey, You're crazy. 0:17:37.760 --> 0:17:38.840