Speaker 1: Well, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the podcast. And just
Speaker 1: picture this. This is Jody Oddie as she trots into
Speaker 1: a pilates class. Do you want shun?
Speaker 2: I give it you.
Speaker 1: I don't mess with this lady because she nothing's going
Speaker 1: to get in a way of her and her crowding
Speaker 1: a little bit of ZENX.
Speaker 3: Excuse me, that is not true. If you're nice to me,
Speaker 3: I'm perfectly nice to you back. But if you want
Speaker 3: to claim some real estate that's not yours, then I'll
Speaker 3: give you some.
Speaker 1: You're exactly right. So you try to tell me this
Speaker 1: isn't your voice.
Speaker 4: Do you want to shun?
Speaker 1: You can't deny that. That is absolutely your voice.
Speaker 5: I say you want someone give it you.
Speaker 3: To the woman that tried to say, oh, that's my
Speaker 3: space and I've reserved it.
Speaker 5: It's like a parking spot. Oh yeah, piss off.
Speaker 1: Enjoyed Jody's pilates confrontation. We're all here for it.
Speaker 3: I go to pilates and it's supposed to be zen yeah,
Speaker 3: Plarti's yoga.
Speaker 1: It's all about stupid headspace.
Speaker 3: Connecting to the inner breath and just taking the time
Speaker 3: for yourself. Not so the other day when I went
Speaker 3: to a class and I walk in Andrew Hayes and
Speaker 3: everyone's setting up for the plates class and there is
Speaker 3: a mat on the floor and a drink bottle, so
Speaker 3: obviously someone's claimed their territory.
Speaker 5: That's fine.
Speaker 3: I go to put my mat next to they're setup right,
Speaker 3: there's no one there, okay.
Speaker 5: So I start to set up.
Speaker 3: And in she walks, and she looks at me, the
Speaker 3: owner of the mat, and goes, I'm here. And I
Speaker 3: just looked at her, and I looked around and there
Speaker 3: was space for days, like there was so much room,
Speaker 3: And I said, are you joking?
Speaker 5: I said, have a look around you. There is so
Speaker 5: much room.
Speaker 3: You need to move four inches that way. And she's like,
Speaker 3: I was here first.
Speaker 6: So are you the person? Are you the person at
Speaker 6: a completely empty theater that goes up and sits next
Speaker 6: to the only person in the theater?
Speaker 1: Is that what you did?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: You sit next to some of the trainers knowing, and
Speaker 1: you're like, what next to me? I can sit here?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: No, no, no no no. This is more about a woman
Speaker 3: who's like, this is my space, this is my spot,
Speaker 3: and you are not to encroach on it so effectively
Speaker 3: because I am a child. I roll up my mat aggressively, passive, aggressively,
Speaker 3: and I gather my Frank Green and my socks with
Speaker 3: the little pattered things on the bottom so they're sticky
Speaker 3: and you can stay on the floor stationary.
Speaker 5: And I moved to the back of the.
Speaker 3: Room and I crammed myself in as if to say, oh, look,
Speaker 3: and I look at her, and I go, see, you've
Speaker 3: got the whole class to yourself.
Speaker 5: Now you're happy? Yes?
Speaker 1: So what was her?
Speaker 6: Because I can imagine just how aggressive and gangster this
Speaker 6: setting would have been, given there were frank Green bottles involved.
Speaker 3: Yes, And so I do the class from the back
Speaker 3: of the room, crammed in like a sardine, just absolutely
Speaker 3: seeding the whole time when I should have been connecting
Speaker 3: with my breath. And I'm looking at her, hazy, she
Speaker 3: was terrible. She was terrible at pilates. So the class
Speaker 3: ends everyone. It's in how Xdalemustei, thank you so much,
Speaker 3: hope you will feel better. And I walk out and
Speaker 3: I glanced at her and I said, may I suggest,
Speaker 3: if you're going to take up prime real estate in pilates,
Speaker 3: you may not want to suck at it.
Speaker 1: That's not at all.
Speaker 3: What is it what these women that think the spot
Speaker 3: in the gym is theirs. We all pay fees, we
Speaker 3: all make the effort to get there. You don't have
Speaker 3: ownership over a spot.
Speaker 1: I'm just going to.
Speaker 6: Say something and just look, just hear me out here,
Speaker 6: hear me out here, and don't get upset.
Speaker 1: All right, keep that zen within you. But there's some
Speaker 1: Karen vibes about you.
Speaker 2: Yes? Not?
Speaker 6: Did you complain to a manager or did you complain
Speaker 6: to someone higher up?
Speaker 5: I had a chat to the instructor and again she agreed.
Speaker 1: I'd like to see the instructor please.
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Speaker 7: Job, that was a joke.
Speaker 1: That's a job, job, a terrible job. The best way
Speaker 1: to start on Monday with a few of these.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Can you remember the old can laughter and all the
Speaker 3: soaps that they used to play.
Speaker 6: It was all can thought, everyone was having just a
Speaker 6: sensational time. I think that all could have been without
Speaker 6: that can laughter.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, he's kicking us off.
Speaker 1: Well, welcome to your news, right, abby morning. This shouldn't
Speaker 1: this shouldn't be so stressful one.
Speaker 3: So I get really I feel sick, like I get
Speaker 3: real anxious before coming in here.
Speaker 1: Right, just trying to have a bit of fun.
Speaker 3: So, Billy, look, if your joke sucks, we've always got
Speaker 3: the can laughter.
Speaker 5: We're so fine. And you've never played that for me
Speaker 5: ever before. You've just done crickets.
Speaker 1: Yes, that as wrong and at this point it's really shocking.
Speaker 3: Which yeah, I'm pretty sure you've done that a few
Speaker 3: times for me. Well, anyway, apparently you've got the world's
Speaker 3: longest joke, so you may as well kick us off.
Speaker 6: Okay, kick us off, you're any a go. And boys
Speaker 6: sit in a religious class at school. The girl falls asleep.
Speaker 6: The teacher asks a class who created Earth. The boy
Speaker 6: pokes the girl with the pencil and she says God.
Speaker 6: Then she falls back asleep. The teacher asks a class
Speaker 6: who with the Holy Family. The boy pokes the girl
Speaker 6: again with a pencil.
Speaker 1: She wakes up and says Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, and
Speaker 1: she falls back asleep. The teacher asks a class and
Speaker 1: what did Mary say to Joseph after Jesus was born.
Speaker 1: So the boy pokes the girl again with the pencil,
Speaker 1: and she wakes up startling, yells, if you poke me
Speaker 1: with that thing one more time, I'll snap it in half.
Speaker 1: So I think what happened there was a little.
Speaker 7: Bit of confu.
Speaker 1: As to who she was talking of, what she was talking.
Speaker 5: About explaining that to me. So we really appreciate it.
Speaker 1: So welcome.
Speaker 5: So I'll go next.
Speaker 3: But I guess I think we've got a theme this morning,
Speaker 3: because my joke's along similar lines.
Speaker 6: Anyway, It's funny how we have the same thing yet
Speaker 6: we didn't pre organize it.
Speaker 5: It's like the M and FF, I mean, just tell
Speaker 5: us to do.
Speaker 1: We're just trying to have some fun here. Can keep
Speaker 1: it a little bit.
Speaker 3: Okay, you're ready, all right, Hazy and Abby? Who is
Speaker 3: the most popular guy at the nudist colony? Sorry, the joke,
Speaker 3: the one who can carry a cup of coffee in
Speaker 3: one hand and a dozen donuts?
Speaker 1: Don't donuts?
Speaker 4: Good?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you've got a good two and a half in you,
Speaker 3: the many ones you're talking about.
Speaker 1: Jo, You're ready, I don't worry. The boys play homes
Speaker 1: and we'll take that take do it for sure?
Speaker 2: A build up?
Speaker 3: Come on, okay, build up. Here we go, big girl, parents,
Speaker 3: go on, I'm ready. Ye What should you do if
Speaker 3: a bird craps on your head?
Speaker 7: What? Probably not?
Speaker 5: Take her out the second date?
Speaker 1: Can you do better? Probably not? Let's put it the
Speaker 1: time ran next send us a Texas all double nine
Speaker 1: nine my nine. That's started with ladies and gentlemen. Here
Speaker 1: is read hap.
Speaker 4: To come back?
Speaker 5: Sorry of the secondary.
Speaker 7: The weekends, I.
Speaker 6: Mean time n It's just a bloke who is over
Speaker 6: the top organized. Yeah, we got him here this morning
Speaker 6: and I walked in this student about five to six.
Speaker 1: Renny's in there, just crunch and number, just recite. I
Speaker 1: was ready, just spend some time with your family.
Speaker 3: He was doing a real quarter by quarter analysis of
Speaker 3: the diamonds and the World Cup and all the breakdowns
Speaker 3: and all that sort of stuff. Actually he's just walked
Speaker 3: in with three and a half seconds to spend. And
Speaker 3: you know, you know, ladies, if you're listening this morning,
Speaker 3: when you meet a man who would be nothing without
Speaker 3: his wife to organize his life, that's Tom Red and
Speaker 3: that's his wife, Sarah.
Speaker 8: Hot mess without her, I'm a total mess. Anyway, you
Speaker 8: said three and a half seconds. I'm actually annoyed because
Speaker 8: I could have come in a second later, made a
Speaker 8: little bit tighter.
Speaker 1: Not a mess at all, and saying that your glasses
Speaker 1: are literally upside from hate. Ready, let's talk Crows. First
Speaker 1: up siren. The Crows were challenged, but they hold on
Speaker 1: and hold off.
Speaker 4: The Crows get the job.
Speaker 1: Done over the Sun's a tenth win of the.
Speaker 4: Season for Adelaide and.
Speaker 1: They keep their vitals hopes alive. What are you reackon
Speaker 1: the finals?
Speaker 8: Well, they are first time since twenty seventeen if they
Speaker 8: can do it. But they lose another defender, Hazy Chase Jones.
Speaker 8: Unfortunately a foot injury and it could be a significant
Speaker 8: one so maybe six months. Hopefully it's not that serious,
Speaker 8: but they find a way. You know, the Sons are plucky,
Speaker 8: they're a good side Gold Coast, but they got it
Speaker 8: done Adelaide first quarter was probably where it was set up.
Speaker 8: They might have to win all three to make it
Speaker 8: and they've got Brisbane away this week. I think they
Speaker 8: can meet Sydney in West Coast the last two, but
Speaker 8: tough one this week. But that said, ten wins, they've
Speaker 8: definitely improved. Even if they missed the finals this season.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it just sort of seems as well. Brisbane are
Speaker 6: somewhat wounded at the moment. Brisbane of the gabbah. It's
Speaker 6: a different buff tough.
Speaker 5: The gabatur the gab.
Speaker 2: Like that.
Speaker 5: You welcome, guys. I'm out now.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm just what myself at.
Speaker 1: That was a positive footy result. This was the tough loss.
Speaker 1: The twelve points for the Cats.
Speaker 6: Yes, they nearly pulled it off, Eli Jones, Farrel, Finlayson,
Speaker 6: BERTM Dixon and then lasted during the week.
Speaker 1: Aren't few outs that.
Speaker 8: Haven't they been smashed. I actually thought it was a
Speaker 8: pretty goodffort to get as close as they did. Didn't
Speaker 8: get the rubb of the green in the last quarter
Speaker 8: really with the umpires either did they There were some
Speaker 8: decisions that went against them.
Speaker 3: I never really wanted to complain about the umpires, but
Speaker 3: there were some baffling decisions, weren't they. And you jump
Speaker 3: online afterwards and just all the port faithful ward eeing off.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and what it does mean is probably top two
Speaker 8: now gone. You would think with Melbourne and Brisbane ahead
Speaker 8: of them, it's going to be hard to get back
Speaker 8: to second. But they should still lock in top four.
Speaker 8: They need one will win to absolutely guarantee it. Hazy
Speaker 8: those out she spoke about they'll get quite a few
Speaker 8: of them back this week and that's going to help.
Speaker 8: But they just need to find a way port Adelaide
Speaker 8: and I did like the way they sort of guts
Speaker 8: things out. But Trent McKenzie, he looks like he's done
Speaker 8: a PCEL and I mean, you'd be able to tell
Speaker 8: me that that's usually at least a few weeks.
Speaker 6: Wow, The sort of saying, here's the thing about the piece.
Speaker 6: We'll find out today in terms of just how long
Speaker 6: we were out for, but usually it's four to six
Speaker 6: weeks in saying that j Dixon is a year had
Speaker 6: a PCL injury here and missed only one or two.
Speaker 1: So it's very much to watch this space. And Trent
Speaker 1: mackenzie is a quick hell like he's a quick heal.
Speaker 7: We need to tap into that.
Speaker 1: Don't we remember that time? What round one last year
Speaker 1: he Hyber extended his knee. He was out for like
Speaker 1: six minutes.
Speaker 3: Exactly, just before we move on to the diamonds. What
Speaker 3: about Hawthorne taking care of Collingwood?
Speaker 8: How about it unbelievable like this year in the last
Speaker 8: two weeks shows. It's impossible, yeah to pick, isn't it.
Speaker 8: It's so hard and Carlton's seven wins in a row
Speaker 8: first time in twenty three years. It's just all been
Speaker 8: flipped over on its head in the last probably fortnight.
Speaker 1: Looking forward to Carlton doing a big pool in the bed.
Speaker 8: It's just it just carton things DeCross out as well,
Speaker 8: huge throwing the brownlow bedding right up. I think it's
Speaker 8: probably Bonton Pelly or Portracker, but maybe Rosie, but as
Speaker 8: if they have a really you know, big final few weeks.
Speaker 7: But g BoNT To Pelly was good on Friday Night.
Speaker 3: I feel like Rosy and Butters just take votes off
Speaker 3: each each week, don't they.
Speaker 7: Yep, so good?
Speaker 6: All right, Ronnie, here's a big Grand Final. Sorry about
Speaker 6: that audio as well.
Speaker 1: I had to record.
Speaker 5: We're not even joking.
Speaker 3: Diamonds have just won the World Cup in Cape Town
Speaker 3: and we had to record that audio off Ko off
Speaker 3: my phone because it's nowhere.
Speaker 5: On the internet.
Speaker 1: If I had my time again, I probably wouldn't have
Speaker 1: played it.
Speaker 7: Sounded like she was in and out mcduddy or something
Speaker 7: when she's gone now.
Speaker 8: But look what an effort. They because they lost to
Speaker 8: England only two three days ago. Yeah, in a thriller
Speaker 8: fifty six to fifty five. And then they turned it
Speaker 8: around and they smashed him in the final sixty one
Speaker 8: to forty five, twelfth World Cup win.
Speaker 7: They're just a powerhouse.
Speaker 3: That unbelievable. And I almost I was almost willing Jamaica
Speaker 3: to make the final. They would have had to get
Speaker 3: over over us to do it. Yeah, but if you
Speaker 3: want to to anyone, who's to make it because they're
Speaker 3: the queens.
Speaker 8: Yeah, they're just so cool. Those they are so cool
Speaker 8: in everything they do. They just make it look so
Speaker 8: much better.
Speaker 7: Don't they.
Speaker 5: And then we've got Matilda tonight and.
Speaker 7: In a huge game that is massive. What about Sweden
Speaker 7: and the USA? Last night?
Speaker 8: That penalty shootout was one of the most epic things
Speaker 8: I've seen. It was great to watch it. And the
Speaker 8: ball literally Sweden went over they said by it less
Speaker 8: than a millimeter. It was one of those results that
Speaker 8: was just phenomenal.
Speaker 3: And if Hazy seems distracted this morning, he's very busy
Speaker 3: trying to find the person who decided to hold the
Speaker 3: Nipball World Cup.
Speaker 5: At the same time, it's the fri.
Speaker 1: Before we let you go.
Speaker 8: You know exactly what to do job, and you know
Speaker 8: how when you do your past words and I hate
Speaker 8: this they make you do numbers as well as you
Speaker 8: know the letters and all that stuff. So anyway, I thought, well,
Speaker 8: how's it going to go for the great man? And
Speaker 8: the great man I'm talking about is for today? What
Speaker 8: is Forest Gump's computer part us?
Speaker 7: Word one? Forest one?
Speaker 1: The barometer is having a bit of a giggle.
Speaker 7: She'd like that one.
Speaker 1: You give that a far.
Speaker 7: I already appreciate your time. Thanks, thanks for that joke.
Speaker 6: Sydney, they do things a little bit differently over there,
Speaker 6: don't they. And I can take the business well because
Speaker 6: I'm formally from New South Wales.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so true. I just feel like they think they're
Speaker 5: so good that they can get away with anything.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but can they?
Speaker 6: I think I genuinely still have mates in Sydney who
Speaker 6: don't know where Adelaidies couldn't locate it on.
Speaker 5: The map, Well good, don't come here.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Before I came here, I probably couldn't. Yeah, but now
Speaker 6: I'm here, I can definitely find it.
Speaker 5: I think that's good because you live in it.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 6: A seemingly simple dispute between ozzie neighbors has ended up
Speaker 6: at a court battle or because of a single hedge.
Speaker 1: That is just prime Sydney, isn't it.
Speaker 6: A couple was ordered by the New South Wales Land
Speaker 6: and Rom Court to keep their hedge at a certain
Speaker 6: height after two New South Wales women initiated proceedings against
Speaker 6: them following several fatal attempts at negotiating themselves. And I'll
Speaker 6: tell you what, the New South Wales Land and Environment Court.
Speaker 6: What a Christmas party that would be?
Speaker 5: Oh boy, where are they holding their Christmas party?
Speaker 1: I'm not really sure.
Speaker 5: The New South Wales Land and Environment Court.
Speaker 1: Oh guys, it's eight pm.
Speaker 5: We should probably get on, We should probably wrap it up.
Speaker 1: We should probably get home.
Speaker 5: I feel like I feel like a Bacardian dicho. All no, no,
Speaker 5: not for me, No no, no, I'm good.
Speaker 1: Things wrong with you? Yeah, irresponsible?
Speaker 5: You know how sometimes we get asked to mc gigs.
Speaker 5: That's not one i'd take on. That's a hard no.
Speaker 1: From me when every single one of the clientele is
Speaker 1: completely one hundred percent sober, looking at your judging to
Speaker 1: every word. Yeah, I leave that alone, Thank you very much.
Speaker 6: Thanks Cantering the Strange, and Louise and Lao successfully sought
Speaker 6: orders for their neighbors, Allison and Jason, to prune their
Speaker 6: hedge regularly to protect view of the waterfront property they bought.
Speaker 1: In February twenty twenty one.
Speaker 5: Okay, can you break this down for me?
Speaker 3: So the neighbour's hedge is blocking the other neighbor's view,
Speaker 3: isn't that bit of a view.
Speaker 1: They're trying to get them to just sort of cut
Speaker 1: it down. But that's an extreme example of a nice
Speaker 1: little neighborhood dispute.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and do you know what we've always said in here,
Speaker 3: just trimmed your head from your hedges.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, keep your headges trimmed for goodness sake.
Speaker 1: And then everyone wins. Bat what are you talking about?
Speaker 5: What I'm talking I'm talking about keeping your headge trim Yeah,
Speaker 5: of course, what are you talking about?
Speaker 6: Thirteen twenty four ten Give us your best a neighbor disputes.
Speaker 6: I reckon pretty much everyone across their journey has had
Speaker 6: a neighbor dispute. I've told the story before about my
Speaker 6: old Italian neighbor back in the day when I was
Speaker 6: living in Prospect, the one that pulled a gun on
Speaker 6: You pulled a gun on me. A bunch of us
Speaker 6: had I think I had the entire Central District footy
Speaker 6: club around and we're having made a bit of a
Speaker 6: day of it.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Started at eleven in the morning.
Speaker 6: Yeah, And he came out at two pm and said,
Speaker 6: keep the noise down or call the police.
Speaker 1: We said, so, it doesn't quite work like that.
Speaker 6: I don't think he make a noise complaint in the
Speaker 6: middle of the day, particularly on it's the Saturday.
Speaker 5: So true.
Speaker 6: And then he re emerged with a twenty two rifle.
Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, I've never moved quicker in my life.
Speaker 1: It was unbelievab. I've never felt like that before as well.
Speaker 5: And then all your teammates were like, why can't you
Speaker 5: move that quick on.
Speaker 1: The footageield I stend a bit of motivation.
Speaker 6: And then his thirty year old daughter the next day
Speaker 6: came out and said, no, no, it was actually a broomstick,
Speaker 6: which was much more offensive than him pulling a.
Speaker 1: Gun on us.
Speaker 3: I thought, isn't that master gas lighting? No, I don't
Speaker 3: know what you thought you saw, but that wasn't a gun.
Speaker 3: That was all greasey, You're crazy.
Speaker 1: It was like he shot me.
Speaker 6: There's a book in me. No no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 6: no no, that's always been there, are you sure? Thirteen
Speaker 6: twenty four teen Your best at neighbor disputes. You've had
Speaker 6: some interesting neighbors.
Speaker 5: Oh, haven't I We've had for a long time.
Speaker 3: Just across the alleyway, we had a place where you
Speaker 3: could go and get a massage that was special.
Speaker 5: Just put it that way.
Speaker 1: No, I mean, if you've got tight hammis, it's a
Speaker 1: really special message if it's nice indeed, because it loosens
Speaker 1: you up and then maybe you could run a bit quicker.
Speaker 5: Yeah, totally, yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't think it was remedial, to be fair, right,
Speaker 3: I think it was a little more than that, like
Speaker 3: mental yeah yeah right, yeah, your mental message.
Speaker 5: Yes, they would message your head to make things better.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's good.
Speaker 5: Okay, that've moved now, Oh yeah, they're relocated.
Speaker 1: You guys didn't follow them.
Speaker 5: I think my husband wanted to. He's like, hey, do
Speaker 5: you want to move to pain and Rode.
Speaker 1: Now he would have thought, good stuff, Greg.
Speaker 5: Let's go to Hannah from Manapara West. Hey, Hannah, Hi,
Speaker 5: how are you good? What's the fight over?
Speaker 9: So the fight was that was just over like kind
Speaker 9: of so my story was a little bit different from
Speaker 9: the hedges. So we actually my neighbor got was just
Speaker 9: came back and it looked like his house was broken into,
Speaker 9: and my house mate at the time just got home
Speaker 9: from work, like got home from work.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and.
Speaker 9: They talked a little bit and like not really yelling
Speaker 9: at any like yelling or anything, and just he woke,
Speaker 9: like my housemate walked inside and then next minute he
Speaker 9: my neighbors smashed our winds, like our doors, so the
Speaker 9: glass of the door, and it woke me and my
Speaker 9: partner up, and we're like, what's going on? And then yeah,
Speaker 9: our house saint was like, yeah, he thinks we broke
Speaker 9: like I broke into his house, and like we did it,
Speaker 9: well he did it, but yeah, and I was just
Speaker 9: like he just was a little bit not crazy, but
Speaker 9: like yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: He's still he's still not crazy to you.
Speaker 9: No, So we have no we have like we've moved
Speaker 9: since then, but since that problem, we have Like we talked.
Speaker 9: We were walking past with our dogs, Me and my
Speaker 9: partner were walking past with our dogs, and like we
Speaker 9: chatted to him and what he was a lovely bro guy,
Speaker 9: but he just he just had a bad night, must
Speaker 9: have been drinking a bit too much and it just happened.
Speaker 9: So but I'll tell you what it's terrified. Ask for
Speaker 9: if she's like probably like probably a monk.
Speaker 1: But it happens. It happens. I'm telling you, it happens
Speaker 1: all the time. When I say all the time, I
Speaker 1: think it's pretty rare but a little bit scary.
Speaker 5: Oh my goodness, gosh, how you're very forgiving Dale.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm a pretty easygoing person. If it sht ever happens,
Speaker 9: and I will always forgive them if just two chances,
Speaker 9: and then that's it.
Speaker 2: Just too.
Speaker 1: I just I like as well that you can bash
Speaker 1: down Hada's house and then when had to confront you.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I had a bad night.
Speaker 6: Oh we've learned a couple of things this morning. How
Speaker 6: that is had is very very forgiving. Yeah, and based
Speaker 6: on this story in Sydney, for goodness sake, keep your
Speaker 6: head just trimmed.
Speaker 5: That's the one takeaway from that.
Speaker 1: And also take control of your plants.
Speaker 8: You tell me you put the time machine's on this
Speaker 8: daysy it's monday.
Speaker 1: Oh you did that on the weekend, Okay, on a
Speaker 1: straighten up.
Speaker 7: Okay, no judgment, here's.
Speaker 1: A little bit judgment. Let's do something good though. Let's
Speaker 1: put some knowledge in that brain of yours.
Speaker 6: Seventh of August, Let's go back to eighteen fifty eight
Speaker 6: when Joey is kidding I didn't get old and fifty
Speaker 6: eight the first Australian will was football match was played.
Speaker 6: The contest was between Scotch College and Melbourne Grammar School,
Speaker 6: with goals nearly.
Speaker 1: A mile apart. Absolutely paddic. It was played on quite literally.
Speaker 1: It was played near the side of today's MCG with
Speaker 1: forty players per side, using a spherical ball, no point posts,
Speaker 1: and it took three saturdays to complete. Oh what a marathon.
Speaker 5: And can you imagine between two of the richer schools
Speaker 5: in Melbourne.
Speaker 1: Just tough contest, wasn't it?
Speaker 5: Kicking Mark, it'll be like good share.
Speaker 6: World job great Mark, the old fella. Oh no, just
Speaker 6: a little bum tap as well. Very much physical stuffs there.
Speaker 1: That's fine.
Speaker 6: Nineteen ninety three, twins At Phil and Doug Mum of
Speaker 6: Idaho married twins at Jenna and Jill Lasson of Michigan
Speaker 6: at the eighteenth Annual Twins Day Festival at Twinsburg, Ohio,
Speaker 6: nineteen ninety three, fifteen sets of Twins Witness the Ceremony
Speaker 6: And I've always said this, get to Ohio in Twinsburg
Speaker 6: for the annual Twins Day Festival.
Speaker 3: Hell of a day?
Speaker 5: Could we go there next year?
Speaker 1: I think so?
Speaker 5: Can we take the show to twins Field?
Speaker 1: Yes, let's get the show to Ohio?
Speaker 6: Yeahs twenty tweet Cardi By releases possibly the greatest single
Speaker 6: of all time.
Speaker 7: Make a job does some web? I'm not good of.
Speaker 1: Megan the Stallion. It's just an anthem, isn't it?
Speaker 3: Every time you play that, I get so nervous that
Speaker 3: you've got the radio edits version.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, because if it was unedited. Yeah, some
Speaker 1: of the lyrics, I think your radios will blow up.
Speaker 1: Just extreme stuff, isn't it?
Speaker 5: Some real interesting lyrics to her songs, aren't they?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: There really is. She doesn't leave anything to the imagination. Yeah,
Speaker 1: or maybe too much to the imagination.
Speaker 5: I'm not quite sure.
Speaker 3: Then.
Speaker 1: My song in August seventh, the two thousand and four
Speaker 1: was Confessions Part two by Usher, where he was a
Speaker 1: really really poor partner and then made a heap of
Speaker 1: money about us by singing about it, yeah, by singing.
Speaker 5: About the fact that he couldn't keep it in his little.
Speaker 1: Lusher pants, had a little bit of a dirty bird man.
Speaker 6: Man, it's a big weekend at coming up Sunday, thirteenth
Speaker 6: of August, Port ofd a BGWS. But probably more importantly
Speaker 6: maybe Novos Handball Blitz Grand Final.
Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, Oh that's happening. I cannot wait to
Speaker 3: unleash these brothers on the world.
Speaker 5: They are a talent.
Speaker 1: Oh they've been sent from the handball gods. Yes, I'm
Speaker 1: sure of that.
Speaker 5: They're a gift.
Speaker 6: They're an absolute gift. So look Tom do day as well.
Speaker 6: A couple of weeks ago, Santasa said us a bit
Speaker 6: of a challenge. He said, look, why don't you two
Speaker 6: just have a bit of a handball off, uh, and
Speaker 6: the winner gets to absolutely dislap it all up and
Speaker 6: the losers to do a segment with a mouthful of
Speaker 6: like intense sour lollies, not your standard warheads. I think
Speaker 6: we've got these from where we where We got them
Speaker 6: from some some country that where they specialize and really
Speaker 6: so our confectiony. I don't know, but they're outrageous.
Speaker 3: The where's the international capital of our confectionery based I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 1: Sure, I'm not sure.
Speaker 5: I don't know, mate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it happened on Friday.
Speaker 5: Shall we recap Joon's unnecessary?
Speaker 1: I'm going to play a bit of audio and I
Speaker 1: need to.
Speaker 6: I need to tell you at home, just picture a
Speaker 6: really one sided contest and then guess who won?
Speaker 5: Hager rock scissors? Shoot?
Speaker 1: What do we do when you're the hairball gods are watching.
Speaker 8: Your hand?
Speaker 1: Actually a point? This is crazy?
Speaker 7: Scenes It wasn't.
Speaker 1: That's all I want?
Speaker 8: Do you know?
Speaker 1: It was unbelievably disappointing for me, like actually conceding a point?
Speaker 5: Really to actually too?
Speaker 8: Is that right?
Speaker 1: Can't remember the seven one? But that's completely fine. A
Speaker 1: win is a win.
Speaker 6: Nonetheless, you know it really hurt you as well. You
Speaker 6: won Battle of the Bangers that day. You just carried
Speaker 6: on a little bit too much.
Speaker 3: It gave me a bit yeah right, okay, okay, I
Speaker 3: will say this in my defense, I was carrying an injury.
Speaker 3: I won't I cannot tell you how I sustained that
Speaker 3: injury because there are some mitigating circumstances around it. But
Speaker 3: I had a fairly decent injury right before the handball blitzz.
Speaker 1: Audition with you. Okay, well that's very very interesting.
Speaker 6: Who would have thought they'd be an excuse A big
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Speaker 6: massive supporters of local making difference all over, say selling
Speaker 6: your home trust McGain the Grand Final it's going to
Speaker 6: be huge this Sunday if you want to head along.
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Speaker 1: Well give us a call right now? Thirteen twenty fourteen.
Speaker 5: Juice is coming up.
Speaker 3: We might be on the precipice of an emerging international
Speaker 3: pop boy band founded right here in Australia.
Speaker 5: Wow, amazing, isn't it.
Speaker 1: As good as NKOTB. We'll do gespaking story. This town
Speaker 1: we're seeing, this is human.
Speaker 5: Jo.
Speaker 3: I want to start with this one ahead. Oh hello, cool,
Speaker 3: that's my headphone's gone out.
Speaker 5: That's okay. I'll just carry on like a true professional
Speaker 5: that I am.
Speaker 3: A Melbourne artist has created an impressive mural on Bond
Speaker 3: Eyed Beach depicting them tields amid their fee for Women's
Speaker 3: World Cup campaign.
Speaker 5: Of course they play tonight Denmark. What a massive game
Speaker 5: that's going to be. Do we know what time that's
Speaker 5: going to be on? Approximately? I'll get produce it to
Speaker 5: look that up.
Speaker 3: Daniel Webber has spent weeks painting the iconic Sydney Beach's
Speaker 3: Sea Wall, with the artwork to be officially unveiled today.
Speaker 5: The piece shows most of the Aussie women's.
Speaker 3: Football side, fronted by Sam Kerr, all in the middle
Speaker 3: of a celebration, backed by swells of different shades of yellow.
Speaker 5: It's very nice.
Speaker 6: Is Sam Kerr playing in this photo? Or is she
Speaker 6: on the bans on an exercise bike. She's putting a
Speaker 6: little bit through the cart.
Speaker 5: Yeah, do you reckon? She'll start tonight. Wow, there's a question.
Speaker 5: Without note.
Speaker 2: I know this.
Speaker 1: She's available.
Speaker 5: Eight pm tonight, eight pm, thanks abbe.
Speaker 3: Yeah, surely, surely she starts on the bench and then
Speaker 3: comes in and as a pinch hitter if they need her, you.
Speaker 6: Hope, so you would think, so, what's a pinch hitter too,
Speaker 6: by the way, in the world football.
Speaker 5: Well, no, it's a baseball terminal. Okay, shut up, because
Speaker 5: it's Monday. Yeah, but it's Monday morning. You'll just ease
Speaker 5: into it gently. Before you start working me.
Speaker 1: Oh boy oppress you said, you said, just to break
Speaker 1: things up a little.
Speaker 3: An Aussie boy band blew Away the Coaches on the
Speaker 3: Voice last night, with newcomer Jason Derulo declaring they could
Speaker 3: explode around the world.
Speaker 5: This could be the new one direction, couldn't it.
Speaker 3: Sydney prop group pop group they're called Overnight, consisting of
Speaker 3: schoolmates Tyler, Harry, Kai Emerson and Jai turned all four
Speaker 3: chairs during their high energy performance of The Backstreet Boys
Speaker 3: in nineteen ninety nine hit Larger than Life during the
Speaker 3: first round of wind auditions. Did you know that they
Speaker 3: did an NKO TV song?
Speaker 2: No, that was just a genuine rando here roto rita
Speaker 2: or oppressed the button within a second of the five
Speaker 2: piece starting the song, quickly followed by Jessica and Melboy,
Speaker 2: Derulo and Guy Sebastian.
Speaker 4: Right right down, you can make you right Well, who
Speaker 4: are we on.
Speaker 5: The verge of something big?
Speaker 2: Here? Andrew?
Speaker 6: Did we just witness something huge and spectacular all at
Speaker 6: the same time?
Speaker 5: Was this just ozieo pop history? Well, that's the way
Speaker 5: Channel nine are going to sell it. I'll give you
Speaker 5: a big tip.
Speaker 1: It's definitely a Channel seven show, So please don't credit
Speaker 1: Channel nine when you're talking about a Channel seven show.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much.
Speaker 5: Jes Juice, I'm sorry it used to be Channel nine, didn't.
Speaker 1: It switched over to the good guy Chasten the ruler.
Speaker 3: Oh boy, god, Well, the whole point of that little
Speaker 3: scenario is if it's not on ten, I don't care.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what it feels like. I get those votes
Speaker 1: from you.
Speaker 5: Anyway. Has had a concept first on the weekend. It
Speaker 5: was a very cute moment.
Speaker 3: So during his mathematics he was in Kansas City and
Speaker 3: he helped a couple reveal the gender of their baby.
Speaker 5: He said, my first gender reveal.
Speaker 3: He captured the video in Niclippie opens an envelope and
Speaker 3: this is what happened.
Speaker 5: I will get back to seeing okay, but I like
Speaker 5: this is number first times.
Speaker 4: It's like, can I just say, as a father of
Speaker 4: two jaws, Espery.
Speaker 1: Is perfect.
Speaker 3: So this is where I've made another error in Jody's
Speaker 3: Juice today in my head because I thought he was
Speaker 3: revealing the gender of his baby, but it wasn't.
Speaker 5: It was someone in the audience. Okay, there we go.
Speaker 3: His kids are name Jupiter Seaborn, and Lyra Antarctica, of
Speaker 3: course they are.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're very unique names.
Speaker 6: Probably could score their own individual handles on X he
Speaker 6: knows to throw some numbers in it.
Speaker 1: When your name's Antarctica, it's very interesting.
Speaker 3: So true anyway. That's Jody's Juice is brought to you
Speaker 3: by Channel seven this morning