1
00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:09,480
Speaker 1: If you are going to Drake's house and you're lucky enough,

2
00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:15,560
Speaker 1: there's this it's a fifty thousand square foot property that

3
00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:18,479
Speaker 1: is too big. I mean there's certainly areas of the

4
00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:19,840
Speaker 1: house you've probably never see.

5
00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:23,320
Speaker 2: You always say this that you wouldn't want a really

6
00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:24,400
Speaker 2: really big house.

7
00:00:24,880 --> 00:00:27,960
Speaker 3: No, it would be fun, though, wuldn't then what but

8
00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:29,639
Speaker 3: you you would feel like you're going.

9
00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:31,560
Speaker 4: To go around and lock all the doors.

10
00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:32,440
Speaker 3: If someone else does that.

11
00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:34,720
Speaker 2: If you've got a house that someone else is doing that,

12
00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:37,159
Speaker 2: imagine the window cleaning bill, or.

13
00:00:37,159 --> 00:00:40,199
Speaker 5: Changing the bed sheets when you've got eleven bedrooms, thank you,

14
00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:42,400
Speaker 5: annoying it is to change your own sheet.

15
00:00:42,440 --> 00:00:44,280
Speaker 2: But imagine, you know, when you get to the toilet too,

16
00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:45,640
Speaker 2: and it's one down the end of the hallway and

17
00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:46,880
Speaker 2: you run out of toilet paper.

18
00:00:47,040 --> 00:00:47,640
Speaker 5: I forget it.

19
00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:51,000
Speaker 1: Before we go through some of this stuff, let's have

20
00:00:51,040 --> 00:00:53,240
Speaker 1: a guess how much is Drake worth. I'm going to

21
00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:56,440
Speaker 1: say half a bill five hundreds too much?

22
00:00:56,640 --> 00:01:00,000
Speaker 5: Too much? I reckon, I reckon seventy mil.

23
00:01:00,440 --> 00:01:02,880
Speaker 2: Seventy I'd see you. I'm with I'm up with you.

24
00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:06,640
Speaker 2: I'm like around the half. I know I said I'm

25
00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:09,959
Speaker 2: around that. I reckon I'm say six hundred mel.

26
00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:16,080
Speaker 6: Oh, well, Sarah wins this morning because it's only two

27
00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:16,640
Speaker 6: hundred and.

28
00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:21,160
Speaker 3: Fifty that Leno and I've always said I don't get Drake.

29
00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:24,000
Speaker 3: I just don't. You don't get it. I reckon, he's

30
00:01:24,319 --> 00:01:25,000
Speaker 3: he's a shunk.

31
00:01:25,480 --> 00:01:26,959
Speaker 6: Give me a break now.

32
00:01:27,080 --> 00:01:29,560
Speaker 1: I like Drake. He's a funny guy. So these are

33
00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:31,480
Speaker 1: some of the things that he's got. He's got mega

34
00:01:31,560 --> 00:01:33,720
Speaker 1: Shandali's not just Shandally's mega ones.

35
00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:36,160
Speaker 4: He's got two story closets.

36
00:01:36,319 --> 00:01:37,280
Speaker 3: Why do you need.

37
00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:38,280
Speaker 4: Two story closets?

38
00:01:38,319 --> 00:01:39,759
Speaker 6: He needs a ladder.

39
00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:41,520
Speaker 4: To get to the top of the two story closet.

40
00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:43,560
Speaker 3: Bad design. SHANEA. Blaze would never do that.

41
00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:47,800
Speaker 1: He's got a four thousand pound marble bathtub, Sarah, are

42
00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:51,600
Speaker 1: you don't need that? He's got a full size indoor

43
00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:52,640
Speaker 1: basketball court.

44
00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:53,000
Speaker 3: Wow.

45
00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:57,720
Speaker 1: Chad Kroger's got out. He's got an ice yeah, yeah house.

46
00:01:58,440 --> 00:02:00,280
Speaker 3: Michael Booblay had one.

47
00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:03,200
Speaker 1: Yep, we had to go at Chad Kroger and Booplay goes.

48
00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:05,080
Speaker 3: Sorry about that. Worry about that. I've got one as

49
00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:07,320
Speaker 3: really it's a Canadian thing.

50
00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:10,080
Speaker 1: But this is the one that I need to focus on, because,

51
00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:12,120
Speaker 1: I mean, when you have that much money, decadent, like

52
00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:16,000
Speaker 1: some of your purchases. You don't need this stuff. He's

53
00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:18,840
Speaker 1: just bought a mattress, right for three hundred and ninety

54
00:02:18,919 --> 00:02:19,640
Speaker 1: thousand dollars.

55
00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:20,920
Speaker 3: You've got to be kidding me.

56
00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:24,160
Speaker 6: It's a black mattress. There, it's one mattress.

57
00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:24,880
Speaker 3: What's in it?

58
00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:26,520
Speaker 6: Horse hair?

59
00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:31,440
Speaker 3: Is that really that? Soft? Mattresses made of horse hair?

60
00:02:31,840 --> 00:02:34,360
Speaker 3: I thought horse hair was quite coarse? It is because

61
00:02:34,360 --> 00:02:36,240
Speaker 3: I thought you used it for like a violin.

62
00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:38,239
Speaker 6: What is he?

63
00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:41,359
Speaker 3: I just horse hair on the Actually it'd be quite

64
00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:44,600
Speaker 3: inside it inside full of horse hair.

65
00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:48,040
Speaker 1: I've just put to Is there a sort of a

66
00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:51,360
Speaker 1: jockey reference to this? That if he gets someone back,

67
00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:53,400
Speaker 1: I could ride them, get to.

68
00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:56,520
Speaker 6: Ride the genuine you get to ride the horse. What

69
00:02:56,600 --> 00:02:57,959
Speaker 6: my pony?

70
00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:01,240
Speaker 2: How do you wake up in the morning and go,

71
00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:05,360
Speaker 2: oh my god, my body feels three hundred thousand dollars

72
00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:09,280
Speaker 2: times better? Yeah, I just it doesn't make any sense

73
00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:13,079
Speaker 2: that you can get the reward. It's like ridiculously expensive wine.

74
00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:16,000
Speaker 2: It's impossible for you to taste the value.

75
00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:19,359
Speaker 1: It came from a pretty simple life as well in Canada, right,

76
00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:21,560
Speaker 1: So I don't understand that when you get to a

77
00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:23,440
Speaker 1: point where you've got no idea with money.

78
00:03:23,639 --> 00:03:26,120
Speaker 6: Did anyone see that Michael Jackson documentary where he.

79
00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:28,480
Speaker 1: Walks into an antique store and he says to the

80
00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:30,960
Speaker 1: guy and he walks through the store and he.

81
00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:31,680
Speaker 6: Goes, I'll take that.

82
00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:32,600
Speaker 4: I'll take that.

83
00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:34,840
Speaker 6: I'll take Yeah, that's nice, I'll take that.

84
00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:35,600
Speaker 4: I'll take that.

85
00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:38,360
Speaker 1: And at the inset the guy, he said, how much

86
00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:39,880
Speaker 1: is that going to cost me? And the guy said

87
00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:41,880
Speaker 1: something like thirty million dollars.

88
00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:44,280
Speaker 3: I'll come on ripping him off.

89
00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:46,560
Speaker 1: And he was just going through the store, going oh,

90
00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,119
Speaker 1: that looks really nice. If you've got two of those,

91
00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:49,520
Speaker 1: and he goes, I can get you another one, and

92
00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:51,200
Speaker 1: he goes, well, well i'll have both of those. I'll

93
00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:52,520
Speaker 1: have that, I'll have my god.

94
00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:53,240
Speaker 3: Wow.

95
00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:56,280
Speaker 1: There would be an element though that you where you

96
00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:59,480
Speaker 1: grew up. You'll be thinking to yourself, this money could

97
00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:01,000
Speaker 1: probably go to better.

98
00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:01,800
Speaker 3: Place, definitely.

99
00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:02,160
Speaker 6: Do you know?

100
00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:04,960
Speaker 2: And you know when you see those signs. I know

101
00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,120
Speaker 2: they're at the Melbourne Airport because I saw it not

102
00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:08,800
Speaker 2: long ago, Doctor Rookie.

103
00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:10,680
Speaker 3: Is it is that how you say his name? Tom?

104
00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:12,120
Speaker 3: I think he's like a bed maker.

105
00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:15,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, and his bed has the ability to be lifted

106
00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:19,320
Speaker 2: and dropped, lowered and to an upright position as well.

107
00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:23,000
Speaker 2: You want those sorts of mechanics. If Drake has paid

108
00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:26,240
Speaker 2: three hundred thousand dollars for a bed with horse hair,

109
00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:28,479
Speaker 2: With horse hair, you wanted to be able to do

110
00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:30,040
Speaker 2: everything you want to be to be able to turn

111
00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:32,240
Speaker 2: into like a remote control car you can actually drive

112
00:04:32,279 --> 00:04:32,880
Speaker 2: to breakfast.

113
00:04:32,880 --> 00:04:34,520
Speaker 1: Well, you want it to go to Ascot, you do

114
00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:36,320
Speaker 1: pay it against next time.

115
00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:38,800
Speaker 2: Next time you're going on the stage, you're able to

116
00:04:38,839 --> 00:04:40,000
Speaker 2: steer yourself out.

117
00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:42,280
Speaker 4: And here comes Drakes mattress.

118
00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:44,919
Speaker 3: Leading by a.

119
00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:54,200
Speaker 1: Corner's strip mate and he cones tracks.

120
00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:59,000
Speaker 7: Drake, if you are paying three four hundred thousand dollars

121
00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:01,320
Speaker 7: for a mattress, you wanted to be coming down the

122
00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:04,719
Speaker 7: outside of Ascot and winning millions of dollars for an

123
00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:05,479
Speaker 7: absolute joke.

124
00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:06,680
Speaker 4: Jake, I don't like.

125
00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:09,880
Speaker 3: You all right, guys, I can win your tickets to you.

126
00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:10,800
Speaker 4: Just called him Jake.

127
00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:15,800
Speaker 3: Who did you get who did you get wrong? Before

128
00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:22,080
Speaker 3: Blake caught him? Blake called him Blake and Jake, I

129
00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:26,280
Speaker 3: mean if he wants to does it make sense?

130
00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:26,960
Speaker 8: Rhyme?

131
00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:30,760
Speaker 1: We decided to go up and stay at a farm

132
00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:33,320
Speaker 1: in Ye, which is about an hour and a half

133
00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:37,559
Speaker 1: northwest of Sydney, and it was only for two days.

134
00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:39,400
Speaker 1: We said, let's just jump in the cart and get

135
00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:41,440
Speaker 1: out of the house. It was pet friendly, Sarah, so

136
00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:44,600
Speaker 1: we've got to take Beastie. He just chased bush turkeys

137
00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:47,000
Speaker 1: for two days. The whole time. Nelly got to a

138
00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:51,240
Speaker 1: couple but didn't been running bush turkeys. Watch it was

139
00:05:51,279 --> 00:05:53,600
Speaker 1: a really that was the entertaining thing for me. I

140
00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:55,480
Speaker 1: just pulled up a six pack and watched the dogs

141
00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:58,880
Speaker 1: just chase bush team one. The other thing as well,

142
00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:01,080
Speaker 1: because we're in the middle of nowhere, I had a

143
00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:03,200
Speaker 1: nice little pool in the backyard, so the kids swam

144
00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:03,599
Speaker 1: all day.

145
00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:06,320
Speaker 3: But there's quite a few insects.

146
00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:09,520
Speaker 1: So then it got to the point where we try

147
00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:11,440
Speaker 1: to get the boys to sleep in the room next

148
00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:13,719
Speaker 1: door to ours, but there was too many insects. So

149
00:06:13,839 --> 00:06:17,120
Speaker 1: I agreed, I'll grab the mattress from your double bed

150
00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:18,640
Speaker 1: and I'll put it on the floor in ours and

151
00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:20,559
Speaker 1: you can come and sleep with Mum. And Dad didn't

152
00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:24,320
Speaker 1: help that night. The first night is that bj saw

153
00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:28,920
Speaker 1: a spider go under the bed and she's and she

154
00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:30,240
Speaker 1: won't kill her, and we.

155
00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:31,599
Speaker 3: Can't get You don't know where it is.

156
00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:33,719
Speaker 1: And she wants to capture it and send it out

157
00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:37,880
Speaker 1: to explaining to the boys it's mummy and daddy is

158
00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:39,839
Speaker 1: out there and we've got to send it back so

159
00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:41,640
Speaker 1: I can find it's family.

160
00:06:41,279 --> 00:06:42,840
Speaker 3: And a mattress on the floor.

161
00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:45,640
Speaker 1: So we've got a mattress on the floor. No, so

162
00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:47,040
Speaker 1: we couldn't find the spine.

163
00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:49,360
Speaker 3: Was it a huntsman? It was a huntsman, big brownie.

164
00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:51,560
Speaker 1: Now, this is the thing. I don't think this was

165
00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:54,159
Speaker 1: the one. But what happened that night that we went

166
00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:56,240
Speaker 1: to sleep. It would have been about an hour and

167
00:06:56,279 --> 00:07:00,559
Speaker 1: a half later. The lights went out and I thought

168
00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:04,920
Speaker 1: hue was dreaming because he said he woke up and

169
00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:07,200
Speaker 1: he was in a panic and said, a spider just

170
00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:10,080
Speaker 1: crawled across my face. Half I turned on the light

171
00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:13,000
Speaker 1: and I'm not joking, but there was this.

172
00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:16,080
Speaker 3: It was the size. It was the.

173
00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:18,760
Speaker 1: Size of a coffee mug, and it was on the

174
00:07:18,840 --> 00:07:23,120
Speaker 1: boy's bed. So this thing had crawled across Huey's face

175
00:07:23,640 --> 00:07:28,200
Speaker 1: and landed on the bed. Started I finally get to sleep,

176
00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:30,239
Speaker 1: and then I have a dream that there's a spider

177
00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:30,520
Speaker 1: on me.

178
00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:33,120
Speaker 3: So all be taken. Here was this?

179
00:07:35,640 --> 00:07:37,680
Speaker 6: Are you hidding myself in the face. I know that

180
00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:40,680
Speaker 6: fairly dream. What happened to you in the middle of

181
00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:41,400
Speaker 6: the night, Chelse?

182
00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:44,000
Speaker 9: Yeah, so I was just a bit thirsty in the

183
00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:46,480
Speaker 9: middle of the night, had a sip with my water glass,

184
00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:48,640
Speaker 9: and it turns out a nest of baby hunts In

185
00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:51,840
Speaker 9: spiders had hat next to my bed. So I swallowed

186
00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:54,600
Speaker 9: about eleven spiders and in there there were hundreds everywhere,

187
00:07:54,680 --> 00:07:55,600
Speaker 9: all in my bed, all.

188
00:07:55,520 --> 00:07:55,800
Speaker 10: Over the.

189
00:07:58,440 --> 00:07:58,800
Speaker 3: Chells.

190
00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:02,840
Speaker 1: Could you feel the baby spiders just crawling all over

191
00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:04,320
Speaker 1: you or yeah?

192
00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:06,120
Speaker 9: Well I when I first had to sip out of

193
00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:08,120
Speaker 9: the water glass, I felt something like hair across the

194
00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:10,240
Speaker 9: glass I guess was a spider web, and then I

195
00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:12,239
Speaker 9: just felt them crawling all over my feet.

196
00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:12,920
Speaker 2: Yeah.

197
00:08:13,120 --> 00:08:15,840
Speaker 3: Oh man, Chelsea, are winning a movie.

198
00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:19,400
Speaker 1: In horrible movie Jess in Bonda who came to the

199
00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:22,440
Speaker 1: rescue with a huntsman Jess, Hello.

200
00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:27,040
Speaker 2: Am, you're on Jess far away Jess from Bonda here,

201
00:08:27,160 --> 00:08:27,680
Speaker 2: Lucy innit.

202
00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:31,720
Speaker 11: I have a huge huntsman phobia.

203
00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:32,400
Speaker 9: I hate them.

204
00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:34,440
Speaker 11: So I got out of my car, kids in the car,

205
00:08:34,920 --> 00:08:37,240
Speaker 11: just in a random car park, and there was a

206
00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:40,880
Speaker 11: huge one crawling across my car. Yeah, and so in

207
00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:44,120
Speaker 11: a panic, just grabbed the first person to come rescue me,

208
00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:45,600
Speaker 11: and it was Simon wiggle.

209
00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:51,080
Speaker 3: Wile helped me.

210
00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:54,880
Speaker 6: So what did you get out of the car? And

211
00:08:54,880 --> 00:08:57,040
Speaker 6: he jumped in and got it out for you, Jess.

212
00:08:56,920 --> 00:08:58,720
Speaker 11: No, it was so it was on the outside of

213
00:08:58,720 --> 00:08:59,959
Speaker 11: my car. So I got out of the car.

214
00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:02,120
Speaker 12: Kids are still in the car. It turns off the car,

215
00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:03,800
Speaker 12: thinking I'm just going to get the kids out, and

216
00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:08,359
Speaker 12: then this huge thing crawled over my windscreen on the outside,

217
00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:12,800
Speaker 12: and of course I couldn't see anyone, and then thought,

218
00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:14,839
Speaker 12: this poor guy get out of his car, and.

219
00:09:14,760 --> 00:09:15,880
Speaker 8: I was like, so he's helped me.

220
00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:21,160
Speaker 2: So he took off his skivvy, swiped it off. The

221
00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:25,240
Speaker 2: Captain feather a sword came along and stopped on the perform.

222
00:09:26,760 --> 00:09:30,480
Speaker 3: He used his deep baritone just to get rid of it, vibrated.

223
00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,200
Speaker 6: It off the car.

224
00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:39,199
Speaker 2: One woman, to her disappointment, has broken up with her

225
00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:42,079
Speaker 2: current husband. That's gone, that's done and dusted. Natalie her

226
00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:44,400
Speaker 2: name is. She was going through a couple of old

227
00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:47,000
Speaker 2: photos and she thought, let's have a look at good

228
00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:51,840
Speaker 2: times and she went with her husband and the kids

229
00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:55,000
Speaker 2: to good old Disneyland on Earth.

230
00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:57,280
Speaker 3: Not for her really, not for her.

231
00:09:58,559 --> 00:10:01,240
Speaker 2: Splash Mountain very popular eye guys jumping the old log,

232
00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:03,199
Speaker 2: jumping the log and go down the ride.

233
00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:04,240
Speaker 4: Love the long ride?

234
00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:04,560
Speaker 10: Hmmm?

235
00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:05,360
Speaker 3: Love it?

236
00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:08,480
Speaker 6: What else happened at the top? You get down the bottom,

237
00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:09,439
Speaker 6: everyone gets wet.

238
00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:12,600
Speaker 3: That's beauty. Here's the issue.

239
00:10:12,679 --> 00:10:15,280
Speaker 2: Can I remind everybody on the log ride when you

240
00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:17,679
Speaker 2: take off and head towards the water, make sure you

241
00:10:17,679 --> 00:10:20,520
Speaker 2: put your hands in the air and scream because we're

242
00:10:20,559 --> 00:10:21,920
Speaker 2: going to take a photo of you.

243
00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:25,800
Speaker 8: The old Hobbies hands weren't in the air. The hubby's

244
00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:28,040
Speaker 8: hands were on the nanny that came along to help

245
00:10:28,080 --> 00:10:32,319
Speaker 8: out at Disneyland that day, and his hands were their

246
00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:36,439
Speaker 8: hands there. All her legs is as you'll see there,

247
00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:38,679
Speaker 8: that's the nanny. The two kids are sitting in front.

248
00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:41,880
Speaker 3: And she's leaning in and she's gone.

249
00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:44,040
Speaker 2: The snug or the wife then went through other photos.

250
00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:46,719
Speaker 2: The wife did not go on the ride, didn't want to,

251
00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:50,199
Speaker 2: so she stayed behind the kids in the front. And

252
00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:53,600
Speaker 2: there's good old handsy dad one road back in the

253
00:10:53,679 --> 00:10:57,240
Speaker 2: log ride, making sure that the nanny is feeling safe

254
00:10:57,280 --> 00:10:58,520
Speaker 2: and secure on such.

255
00:10:58,280 --> 00:11:02,360
Speaker 6: A wild drive by holding the nanny strikes again.

256
00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:03,480
Speaker 3: The nanny strikes again.

257
00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:05,600
Speaker 5: No, why would you get to nanny the widest.

258
00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:08,080
Speaker 3: The wildest ride at the park was actually the nanny

259
00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:10,520
Speaker 3: the dad discovered. Wow.

260
00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:15,200
Speaker 2: The worst ride was probably the ride home in the

261
00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:20,200
Speaker 2: car after the wife has seen the photo. Love to

262
00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:22,080
Speaker 2: know if you've been caught on camera. I mean, I

263
00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:25,360
Speaker 2: don't know what this car was thinking what a fall?

264
00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:27,760
Speaker 5: Well he would have thought, you know what, he's seven

265
00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:30,000
Speaker 5: minutes where I can get a cheeky.

266
00:11:29,679 --> 00:11:32,440
Speaker 3: Grope in Yeah, Oh my god, it's so dark in here.

267
00:11:32,679 --> 00:11:32,880
Speaker 1: Yeah.

268
00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:35,240
Speaker 2: And we'll put your hands in front of your place mate,

269
00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:37,000
Speaker 2: stick them in the air where we can see them.

270
00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:39,719
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's so scary. Hold me tightly. Well,

271
00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:42,240
Speaker 2: don't hold me there. It's not going to help anybody.

272
00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:43,200
Speaker 2: That's not the safety bar.

273
00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:46,320
Speaker 3: No, it sucked into him. That's just awesome.

274
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,840
Speaker 1: So the other one I would like to know if

275
00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:54,400
Speaker 1: you have heard that your partner is hooked up with

276
00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:57,199
Speaker 1: someone at a bar or a nightclub, can you.

277
00:11:57,280 --> 00:12:00,440
Speaker 6: Then go to the establishment and can I see vision.

278
00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:03,960
Speaker 13: I doubt that they would have the time to go

279
00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:05,760
Speaker 13: through with you, but you have to go in there

280
00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:07,960
Speaker 13: and say, hey, I lost my watch or something on

281
00:12:08,040 --> 00:12:11,400
Speaker 13: the night it was around ten thirty in the corner

282
00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:14,160
Speaker 13: of can have a look at that footage because you

283
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:14,559
Speaker 13: get a.

284
00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:15,079
Speaker 3: Lot of those.

285
00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:17,440
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry to tell you, mate, but I just

286
00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:20,080
Speaker 1: saw your wife. She was at a bar and she

287
00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:21,680
Speaker 1: was kissing some guy in the corner.

288
00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:22,800
Speaker 3: Yeap, what's the air?

289
00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:25,680
Speaker 1: I would say, exact time had happened, and I would

290
00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:26,920
Speaker 1: go back and do that thing.

291
00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:28,400
Speaker 3: Terry, what happened, buddy?

292
00:12:29,679 --> 00:12:35,720
Speaker 14: I I guys, I tried a Mexic And you know

293
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,120
Speaker 14: when I come across a couple of photos on Facebook,

294
00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:43,560
Speaker 14: these are curious position with a whole bunch of young ladies.

295
00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:45,520
Speaker 14: You know, some of them kissing me on the cheek

296
00:12:45,559 --> 00:12:46,000
Speaker 14: as well.

297
00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:47,520
Speaker 3: And you know.

298
00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:54,000
Speaker 6: It, but that was just the mex Were they just clients.

299
00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:54,480
Speaker 12: Well they were.

300
00:12:54,559 --> 00:12:55,839
Speaker 14: They all jumped out of the cabin.

301
00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:58,040
Speaker 15: They all wanted to take a photo, and you know,

302
00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:02,400
Speaker 15: I volunteer to take photos. They got in giving after

303
00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:06,120
Speaker 15: the couple of photos are for them, say, decided to

304
00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:07,880
Speaker 15: grab me and pull me into the photo.

305
00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:09,480
Speaker 4: And hate it.

306
00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:15,400
Speaker 3: When women treating men like a piece of meat. It's discussed.

307
00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:16,640
Speaker 6: Terry got a toweling.

308
00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:21,319
Speaker 15: R photos out there doing that?

309
00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:24,480
Speaker 3: Kerry, how do you explain that? Is that?

310
00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:25,679
Speaker 6: That is a real tough one.

311
00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:26,120
Speaker 3: Did you get it?

312
00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:27,760
Speaker 6: Were you in the dog box for a while. Did

313
00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:28,640
Speaker 6: you get it over the line?

314
00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:36,080
Speaker 15: Yeah, she understood that, like my my nature is helpful and.

315
00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:39,719
Speaker 5: Nice and helpful, helpful dry just what I.

316
00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:42,640
Speaker 3: Was doing taking your belt off and undoing your.

317
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:46,560
Speaker 6: Oh, Terry would never do that. And it's an automatic,

318
00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:47,400
Speaker 6: it's not a manual.

319
00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:51,280
Speaker 15: I have a lot of a lot of stories of

320
00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:52,920
Speaker 15: women getting completely naked in.

321
00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:54,120
Speaker 14: The back of the text as well.

322
00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:57,880
Speaker 2: Is that that that's some of your best work, Terry?

323
00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,280
Speaker 3: And do you tell your wife that or just she

324
00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:00,920
Speaker 3: doesn't know about?

325
00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:02,680
Speaker 8: Well?

326
00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:06,080
Speaker 2: The Mona Lisa guys famous painting. Put a price on

327
00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:10,240
Speaker 2: that you can't priceless. It is the one if you're

328
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,240
Speaker 2: not familiar with that where the eyes follow you around

329
00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:12,480
Speaker 2: the room.

330
00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:13,720
Speaker 4: Will the loove have it forever?

331
00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:14,240
Speaker 3: Or do they?

332
00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:17,160
Speaker 6: Does it move it around every now and then?

333
00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:20,560
Speaker 1: The Mona Lisa's She's done time, hasn't she?

334
00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:23,600
Speaker 3: So the French just they own it? So the French

335
00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:24,760
Speaker 3: own it? Yes?

336
00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:27,760
Speaker 6: Has it ever been stolen the Mona Lisa?

337
00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,720
Speaker 5: Great question, So Tommy, you would know.

338
00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:33,840
Speaker 3: That great art heists over the years a great mood.

339
00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:36,840
Speaker 2: I mean, that's like when the government talks about or

340
00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:38,360
Speaker 2: maybe investing.

341
00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:40,480
Speaker 3: Into art for the National Gallery it's a great driver.

342
00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:42,320
Speaker 2: I mean, if you've got an amazing piece of art

343
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,680
Speaker 2: and you can turn everybody to a city that wants

344
00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:45,800
Speaker 2: to go and have a look at it and get.

345
00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:48,040
Speaker 5: Numbers there, Well, that's like this one because you rush

346
00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:49,480
Speaker 5: in to see it and it's tiny.

347
00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:50,320
Speaker 3: So you've been there.

348
00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:53,040
Speaker 5: I've actually been fortunate enough to go twice. And it's

349
00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:54,280
Speaker 5: so much smaller than you think.

350
00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:54,960
Speaker 3: That's nice.

351
00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:56,280
Speaker 6: It is really tiny.

352
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,600
Speaker 1: I'm surprised you can't. You can't get to it, can you.

353
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:02,000
Speaker 1: You've got you've got to stand about ten meters back.

354
00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:03,640
Speaker 3: Well, here's the thing. There's a rope in front of it.

355
00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:06,640
Speaker 3: Is that like it says? And then is there bulletproof

356
00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:08,120
Speaker 3: glass or what's in front of it?

357
00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:11,360
Speaker 5: There that's like a cage around it. That's glass, so

358
00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:14,360
Speaker 5: you still look at it perfectly clearly. But yes, you

359
00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:14,960
Speaker 5: can't hurt it.

360
00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:18,080
Speaker 2: So one guy dressed as an old woman in a

361
00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:22,400
Speaker 2: wheelchair pretending to be wheelchair bound, has made his way

362
00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:24,480
Speaker 2: to the front. If you can see the crowd there,

363
00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:27,320
Speaker 2: he's made his way to the front and he has

364
00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:29,400
Speaker 2: wheeled in front of the rope and they've gone old

365
00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:32,600
Speaker 2: lane in a wheelchair. Sure, no, worries, oh dear wheelchair,

366
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:35,320
Speaker 2: what could possibly go wrong? And he's then smeared a

367
00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:40,080
Speaker 2: cake on the Mona Lisa. It was a posca. What

368
00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:42,880
Speaker 2: see the glass so it looks like the cake is

369
00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:44,640
Speaker 2: on the Mona Lisa. It then looks like one of

370
00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:48,360
Speaker 2: the staff just simply get a wet one the painting.

371
00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:51,040
Speaker 5: Is that some sort of Mary Antoinette thing? Let them

372
00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:51,480
Speaker 5: eat cake?

373
00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:51,880
Speaker 1: Is that why?

374
00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:56,160
Speaker 2: He No, it was a protest against mother Earth. We

375
00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:58,200
Speaker 2: need to focus on the earth more so you can

376
00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:00,240
Speaker 2: see how that ties in on of Viennetta. I don't

377
00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:03,240
Speaker 2: think it's a van Edda, although the guards scene licking

378
00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:06,280
Speaker 2: his fingers afterwards saying that's my favorite layer. But what's

379
00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:08,960
Speaker 2: weird is he then just gets ushered out by another

380
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:12,560
Speaker 2: security guard and thinking this guy's just attacked a priceless painting.

381
00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:14,640
Speaker 3: Why is he not in a choke hold and dragged

382
00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:18,320
Speaker 3: out the front. Well it was glass though, just as

383
00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:19,000
Speaker 3: an old lady.

384
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:22,880
Speaker 2: Pretty good, pretty good effort, Amanda, Welcome to the show.

385
00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:25,600
Speaker 2: Damage of the Gallery. He got a story for us.

386
00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:30,320
Speaker 15: Yeah, my uncle David Amsterdam when he was eleven to

387
00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:32,280
Speaker 15: the art gallery and in the eighties.

388
00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:33,040
Speaker 8: I think it had.

389
00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:34,960
Speaker 3: Barriers around the painting, and.

390
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:37,160
Speaker 15: So he thought there was some gain on site, blank

391
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:39,400
Speaker 15: of sunflowers and started picking paint off.

392
00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:47,360
Speaker 1: You're kidding me, not the flowers, sunflowers, that's a famous He.

393
00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:49,280
Speaker 3: Just walked away with a bit of sunflower on the poor.

394
00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:54,120
Speaker 15: Yes, he got some dogs they asked to give away,

395
00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:54,720
Speaker 15: but that was it.

396
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:55,600
Speaker 4: I wonder if you.

397
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:58,240
Speaker 1: Could get any money just for having a speck of

398
00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:00,720
Speaker 1: paint from a sunflower of some flower painting.

399
00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:02,000
Speaker 3: Could It's not.

400
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:03,280
Speaker 4: Bad, but I've got to prove it.

401
00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:06,720
Speaker 2: A lot of these artists died poor people. You look

402
00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:11,840
Speaker 2: at them now, Well this is Michaelangelo died a poor man.

403
00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:14,120
Speaker 6: Where they make all their money when they're gone.

404
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:14,280
Speaker 3: Isn't it?

405
00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:16,760
Speaker 2: How annoying would that be if he was able to

406
00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:18,560
Speaker 2: look down and go, how's a bank balance?

407
00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:18,800
Speaker 8: Now?

408
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:22,480
Speaker 1: It was all right, Monica in Nerele and var Monica,

409
00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:23,960
Speaker 1: what did you damage when you were younger?

410
00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:27,399
Speaker 10: Well, this is going back back into year five. My

411
00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:30,199
Speaker 10: year five teacher brought in like a little statuette and

412
00:17:30,359 --> 00:17:32,800
Speaker 10: had a plaque on it and everything, and we're passing

413
00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:35,439
Speaker 10: it around the classroom. We're all looking at it, and

414
00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:38,640
Speaker 10: of course comes to me and I've gone I wonder

415
00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:42,399
Speaker 10: if this plank comes off. No, off it comes, and

416
00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:44,360
Speaker 10: I'm thinking, I've got to pass it to the next kid.

417
00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:47,600
Speaker 10: How do I disguise this without me being the culprit

418
00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:50,760
Speaker 10: of breaking the teacher's statue? And I'm thinking, oh my god,

419
00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:53,640
Speaker 10: what do I do? I just went, oh, miss look,

420
00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:54,600
Speaker 10: somebody else.

421
00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:57,880
Speaker 3: Just passed it to Meulate world, you're a criminal.

422
00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:01,000
Speaker 2: Monitors with the show Isn't Over Podcast.

423
00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:04,800
Speaker 3: For more great comedy shows like this, head to overpodcast,

424
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,200
Speaker 3: dot com, dot au