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Speaker 1: Jason Lauren on the one hundred.

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Speaker 2: It is Jason Lauren. Quin is here as well, and

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Speaker 2: so is our boy. He is back from the mighty

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Speaker 2: probably went football club. Mason Cox is in the house.

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Speaker 1: It's good to be back. It's been a while. It's

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Speaker 1: been a few weeks.

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Speaker 3: We know, I have been worried, sick.

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Speaker 4: I've actually seen all of you outside of this over

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Speaker 4: the last few weeks, which is kind of funny.

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Speaker 5: At the same time, essentially socialized.

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Speaker 6: Yes, but we haven't had you on because you kept

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Speaker 6: failing your concussion tests.

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Speaker 1: Yep, yep, yeah, pass that.

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Speaker 5: So you passed that now, yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah the first one. There's there's multiple ones, so there's

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Speaker 4: a bit of a schedule. I guess you have to

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Speaker 4: go through to be able to get back to playing.

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Speaker 4: So I've got the MCL injury, which will keep me

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Speaker 4: out for another four five weeks at least. Yeah, the

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Speaker 4: knee four five weeks. Yeah, probably just depends how it

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Speaker 4: all kind of pulls up. But I haven't been able

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Speaker 4: to do too much because the first thing you have

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Speaker 4: to do is pass the concussion before you kind of

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Speaker 4: even get to the concussion.

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Speaker 3: We just went through it when you were out of

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Speaker 3: the studio. I have them.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so youet like ten words, totally random words like

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Speaker 4: nothing to do with each other. He goes, repeat those

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Speaker 4: back to me, and then your chances are probably I

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Speaker 4: can get all ten. Right. You have to repeat them

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Speaker 4: back again and then the third time, and then he

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Speaker 4: goes off and does another thing. He says, Okay, count

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Speaker 4: back from one hundred by sevens. You know, walk a

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Speaker 4: straight line like a you know, you know you're doing

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Speaker 4: it from you know, they do it over You're like

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Speaker 4: driving around.

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Speaker 3: Pass that without yeah, and I was saying we should

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Speaker 3: give it a crack on the air.

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Speaker 4: But then the thing is you go back after doing

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Speaker 4: all these other tests and he goes, do you remember

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Speaker 4: the ten words they gave you at the very beginning?

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Speaker 4: Repeat them all back to me. So you get kind

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Speaker 4: of like three maybe four because your mind's been doing

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Speaker 4: something else, and like, yeah, it's actually quite hard.

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Speaker 6: And you've got you've got a cut on your head

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Speaker 6: with stitches. Yeah, so you surgery because you're also posting

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Speaker 6: about going into surgery.

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Speaker 4: So the game is on Friday.

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Speaker 1: I broke a rib, bruised to rib.

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Speaker 4: Concussion, broken cheek bone, which is like called the zygoma

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Speaker 4: and then the m c L injury too, so I

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Speaker 4: think it was about five and one contest.

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Speaker 5: Really, she said, so the surgery was for your checkbone.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so I didn't even know until we got back

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Speaker 4: on Tuesday, and I was like, I can't close my jar.

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Speaker 4: Can we get like A can't try to figure this out,

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Speaker 4: and it was always go get a scan and she

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Speaker 4: looks down. It's the broken bone.

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Speaker 5: Just well, your bone structural, gorgeous.

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Speaker 1: Work. While we're.

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Speaker 5: Cheeks.

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Speaker 1: What's it like breaking a rib? Because we saw Christian Petruka.

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Speaker 1: We're at the wars, aren't we always are in the walls?

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Speaker 3: Track did not.

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Speaker 1: Apparently broke too, But what's it actually like? What's the

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Speaker 1: pain like?

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Speaker 4: It's just like every breath and yeah, you're like trying

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Speaker 4: to sleep and stuff, like it's so hard to get

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Speaker 4: to sleep. Hopefully he's gone in for scans and stuff

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Speaker 4: and hopefully.

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Speaker 6: It's something crazy, but he got taken away in an

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Speaker 6: ambulance and it looked like he was on a drip

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Speaker 6: as well.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it can be kind of serious because you

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Speaker 4: can like puncture along you can have some kind I

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Speaker 4: mean like last year I thought I had a broken rib,

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Speaker 4: but I had a lacerated spleen. I was internally bleeding.

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Speaker 4: So there's like things that you can have that maybe didn't.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 4: It feels like a broken red but there's actually more

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Speaker 4: serious danage underneath.

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Speaker 3: They give me the green whistle.

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Speaker 4: So I asked, I, I he guys, do you want

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Speaker 4: the green whistle?

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Speaker 1: Doctor?

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Speaker 4: And I go it'd be an experience. I was like,

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Speaker 4: you know, I'll taste it, and then the doctor said, no,

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Speaker 4: you don't need it.

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Speaker 5: How were the boys after the game yesterday?

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Speaker 6: That the Big Freeze is a big day and I

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Speaker 6: feel like the D's fans went into it far more confident.

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Speaker 5: Than the Collingwood fans. And you guys were amazing.

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Speaker 4: You guys were quick mate, straight straight off the bounce,

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Speaker 4: got a We've got a shorter team with a few

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Speaker 4: tolls out, so I think you could definitely see that

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Speaker 4: in the game. But yeah, it was an incredible when

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Speaker 4: like the day is just amazing. I mean I think

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Speaker 4: everyone was there and like to see the sliders go

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Speaker 4: down and how much money that was raised.

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Speaker 1: It's it's a real feel good moment in Melbourne, you.

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Speaker 4: Know, and people from Sydney had come down and everything else,

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Speaker 4: like it's such a it's become such a big event

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Speaker 4: and to the danho of what they've been able to do.

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Speaker 5: Now, it's funny you say that you had it.

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Speaker 2: Engine him going down the slide, big boy, big boy,

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Speaker 2: little slide.

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Speaker 3: I'd love to see.

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Speaker 1: It standing up in the Yeah, it's one more on

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Speaker 1: FUTTYG just very quickly. Is Melbourne done now?

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Speaker 4: I think because I think everyone goes through a bit

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Speaker 4: of patches, like they had our our Springs game, they

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Speaker 4: had a lasser and then this week. But I think

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Speaker 4: everyone knows that Melbourne is like definitely a finals team.

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Speaker 4: They just you know, maybe have to tweak a few

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Speaker 4: different things with some players that have had to move around,

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Speaker 4: and you know, leaders out at the moment, so there's

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Speaker 4: like now Petruckers may be injured. So you're just going

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Speaker 4: to shift magnets and figure out how to win games.

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Speaker 4: And I think that's just kind of part of it.

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Speaker 4: I don't I don't think like two games all of

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Speaker 4: a sudden you're like.

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Speaker 1: Oh, more than better than Melbourne.

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Speaker 3: There's a lot we do better.

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Speaker 6: We I was watching I was watching the start of

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Speaker 6: the game where you run through the banner and Collingwood's

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Speaker 6: banner was like miniature.

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Speaker 5: It was like half the size of the demons. It's

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Speaker 5: what we do with then are you guys saving coin

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Speaker 5: on the banner?

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Speaker 1: We're friendly?

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Speaker 4: Where you go friendly? Over at Collingwood?

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Speaker 5: Is it because all the tall players were out so

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Speaker 5: they just made a little lower.

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Speaker 3: I don't think the big banner help Melbourne, so.

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Speaker 5: It did, it didn't. But Collingwood's banner was actually you

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Speaker 5: have to go unto the gap. Here we go.

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Speaker 1: I love it.

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Speaker 4: Gripe, here we go.

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Speaker 3: If we're going to do the banner, can we actually.

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Speaker 1: Run through the with some gusto?

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Speaker 3: Max Gorn run up with his little fingers and rip

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Speaker 3: a little.

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Speaker 5: Already masking tape you don't want to get like clotheslines.

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Speaker 3: Some of them are like showing under the banner somewhere

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Speaker 3: around it.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, they've got slits. So there's actually a slit

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Speaker 1: in the banner. I want to see people go around it.

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Speaker 3: I want to see him burst through, like someone jumping

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Speaker 3: out of it.

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Speaker 5: What do you do? Do you go through it or

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Speaker 5: under it or over You could almost jump over it.

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Speaker 4: You say this, I'm actually on the last person through,

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Speaker 4: so I let everyone else break the banner therefore, there's

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Speaker 4: plenty of hype for me to get duck. I do dark,

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Speaker 4: I duck under it. And then it's like a bit

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Speaker 4: of tradition for myself and Brody Marachake to give a

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Speaker 4: handshake because.

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Speaker 5: People have like weird superstitions. Right with the banner, Yeah

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Speaker 5: at all.

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Speaker 4: And like twenty eighteen, our banner disintegrated on the Grand fire.

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Speaker 1: Cheese was in tears.

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Speaker 6: Lovely, that was that was their pride and joy I

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Speaker 6: had one job, Mason, one job and a blue part.

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Speaker 3: Pull that up with the ropes. Yesterday, I was like,

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Speaker 3: I'd love to see these people put in a tenter.

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Speaker 5: They just strong emblowsing it on the banner.

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Speaker 3: Before we let mask go, Can you.

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Speaker 5: Just stay for the rest of music, You just stay

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Speaker 5: for the rest for another one.

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Speaker 3: We should we should sneak him in for hide and seek?

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Speaker 1: Can you imagine sneaking that in.

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Speaker 5: I was about to say, smuggle in the biggest human.

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Speaker 2: We'll get a magician to show him in half, take

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Speaker 2: him into two cases. All right, you're happy to welcome

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Speaker 2: to stick around, but we need to celebrate something. The

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Speaker 2: other day, you did the post ten years since signing

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Speaker 2: with the Collingwood and we have spared no expense.

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Speaker 5: It's a beautiful cake we've got for you, home baked.

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Speaker 5: It's got the number ten on it, and it is a.

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Speaker 1: Blueberry must someone's actually eating a little part of this.

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Speaker 7: Taken by.

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Speaker 4: Don't make a wish or something.

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Speaker 2: Make a wish and then blow out before the smoke

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Speaker 2: alarm goes on albu let it.

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Speaker 5: I'd like to get evacuated today.

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Speaker 7: Happy ten years and you, Laur Lauren wake up feeling

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Speaker 7: good on number one hundred.

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Speaker 1: Lauren on Socials