Speaker 1: We got get you everyday morning, every day day, every
Speaker 1: lady Adelaides.
Speaker 2: Jody Hazy in with you for a Friday.
Speaker 3: That's fels nice of't You're just tuning in for the first time?
Speaker 2: Are you welcome?
Speaker 3: Strange time to tune in for the first time, but
Speaker 3: nonetheless good to have you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you so much for joining us for the
Speaker 1: last show of the year. Well done, guys, Late for
Speaker 1: the party.
Speaker 3: Seven o'clock this morning, Joe's We will be broadcasting a
Speaker 3: live from Elizabeth Down Primary School for Friday's Lively School.
Speaker 3: And before that, do you mind if we give away
Speaker 3: a bunch of presents for nervous pylopism?
Speaker 1: I mean, is that okay? If we give away a
Speaker 1: bunch of elite presents?
Speaker 2: It's fine.
Speaker 1: It's all the coolest things in town.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Cool, I appreciate that. A little bit nervous about
Speaker 2: this though.
Speaker 3: End of year review put together by producer Flak and producers.
Speaker 1: Are we We've done well?
Speaker 4: It's yearly review times for the show. Let's look at
Speaker 4: where you exceled. There might be some opportunity for great
Speaker 4: adding to Adelaide's longest list of winners.
Speaker 1: A plus congratulations to Image and baker from Hyde Park.
Speaker 5: I want to scream on about me and tell everyone
Speaker 5: that I just got tae go do it.
Speaker 4: Having the best listeners in adelaide a plus again.
Speaker 6: My mom was that the horse racing and she was
Speaker 6: ordering Peter.
Speaker 5: Because the dominoes app yep.
Speaker 6: And she was so drunk she ordered ten paces and
Speaker 6: ten garlic breads like Steen beer.
Speaker 7: Good morning, good morning.
Speaker 1: Who's the pig in your family?
Speaker 7: My dad?
Speaker 1: Actually?
Speaker 4: What does he do? So?
Speaker 5: I caught him a few weeks ago. I went to
Speaker 5: jump in the shower and I found beard hairs in
Speaker 5: my rape.
Speaker 2: I mean, let's keep it recently, pja.
Speaker 1: But that has been everywhere some stuff, hasn't it?
Speaker 6: It has? Yeah, And I walked out and I was like,
Speaker 6: have you been using this?
Speaker 1: And he's like no, and I was like, well, there's orange.
Speaker 4: Beard hairs there. Sailing the English language on a medium
Speaker 4: that requires clear communication see minus. We certainly won't be
Speaker 4: celebrating that grade with a pizza party anytime soon.
Speaker 1: Rusco's Pizzeria, Pizzeria, Why did I say it?
Speaker 3: Rusco's Pizzeria in Hectorville, Frasco's Pizzeria.
Speaker 1: There we go.
Speaker 4: Hazy also struggled with food related words.
Speaker 3: Changes from two to three plates. He likes the I
Speaker 3: don't know how to say a darmi beans A many
Speaker 3: beans green.
Speaker 4: But we really should be getting our very own premiers
Speaker 4: name correct, right, the.
Speaker 3: Premier of South Stralia, pilupy.
Speaker 4: That again, that's fun and finally really bringing the grade down.
Speaker 4: Let's all say it together. It's the Heimlich maneuver, Hazy.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. I just had a mouthful of potata,
Speaker 1: which is gem packed full of vegetables, and a bit
Speaker 1: of sweet potato just lodged in my throat and I
Speaker 1: literally couldn't breathe. And at that point where I couldn't breathe,
Speaker 1: your yelling.
Speaker 3: In corporate maneuver.
Speaker 1: Him and maneuver.
Speaker 4: So In summary, pretty good but not great, B plus
Speaker 4: B for be better next.
Speaker 1: Year, Hazy. Good news for both you and I who
Speaker 1: haven't had a sleep with just our partner overnight for
Speaker 1: more than a decade.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, we're six years in now, it's
Speaker 3: one stage or another. We've had one or two kids
Speaker 3: in the bed.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm thirteen years into this present. No, in fact,
Speaker 1: i'm twenty three years ago. Twenty three years I've had children, and.
Speaker 3: Your firstborn still sleeps in the bed.
Speaker 1: I know she's three. Yeah, I mean it's a little
Speaker 1: bit strange, but she likes it.
Speaker 3: She feels better about it, she feels safer.
Speaker 1: So apparently co sleeping with your child can build a
Speaker 1: stronger family connection. A study has said children often sleep
Speaker 1: alongside their parents as they're growing up. This practice is
Speaker 1: termed co sleeping, and typically it occurs on a nightly basis.
Speaker 1: This is cute, says for an extended period of time weeks, months,
Speaker 1: or in some cases years, Yes, twenty three of them.
Speaker 2: Thank goodness.
Speaker 1: This is a positive t oh man. It's a good
Speaker 1: way to reduce the child's stress around falling asleep or
Speaker 1: waking up during the night. It's also popular amongst breastfeeding
Speaker 1: mother So that is where I drew the line though,
Speaker 1: Like when you're breastfeeding and sleeping with the baby in
Speaker 1: the bed, I can't do that. I just cannot. I cannot.
Speaker 3: But isn't it more convenient if you've got the baby
Speaker 3: right there?
Speaker 1: No, Because like every single noise, I was like, what's
Speaker 1: going on? So I'd rather just dump them in the.
Speaker 3: Court the right, shut the door without a baby, make
Speaker 3: sure he couldn't hear them cry? Yes, exactly, see, I
Speaker 3: love this, like I seriously. I love doing it with Henry.
Speaker 3: I like spooning Henry. And then he got too big
Speaker 3: and he just left. And now what is in prime spot?
Speaker 3: She's four, and but she doesn't she doesn't want me
Speaker 3: spooning her. And now we've got sunny coming through his one.
Speaker 3: So when it's his turn, he'll be in the bed
Speaker 3: hopefully if he wants to be, and Dad will be there.
Speaker 3: Just give him, particularly the depths of winter, just cooning him.
Speaker 1: Is this just us? Because my eleven year old still
Speaker 1: comes in and sleeps with us. She loves it, that's right.
Speaker 2: I liked it.
Speaker 3: If it's a safe space, and that's really cool. Particularly
Speaker 3: they perch up in between you. Yeah, it's very very
Speaker 3: cute and the best thing for me Saturday morning waking
Speaker 3: up and one or maybe two kids are in there,
Speaker 3: and it's the best way to wake up.
Speaker 1: It's very sweet. And I figure it's because you love
Speaker 1: them at least eighty ninety five percent more when they're asleep.
Speaker 3: Doesn't all we have the same conversation. We look at
Speaker 3: our kids sometimes like, oh, look at the angels when
Speaker 3: they sleep and then we're going to be like, hang on,
Speaker 3: just remember that epic tantrum. Remember that time he called
Speaker 3: you an fing d h. Yeah, don't forget that.
Speaker 1: That wasn't your children, that was your wife.
Speaker 2: Your father.
Speaker 3: He's on the money six nothing not charts for us.
Speaker 3: Chair to talk about some things that may be a
Speaker 3: little bit blue, little bit riscade before we straighten up,
Speaker 3: particularly this morning, when we go primer.
Speaker 1: All all out of your sister, get it out of,
Speaker 1: get it out.
Speaker 3: And when we say you get out of everyone, get
Speaker 3: out of system, including you, producers are yeah, you're sick,
Speaker 3: what do you I'm.
Speaker 4: Bringing the six stuff this morning. It's actually more interesting
Speaker 4: than sick.
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 4: One of my girlfriends, who has also seen, went on
Speaker 4: a hinge date with a guy she'd been talking to for.
Speaker 2: A little while.
Speaker 4: The date was going really well. Towards the end of
Speaker 4: the day, he said, now I think this is really important.
Speaker 4: So I want to ask you, what's your body count?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Okay, that's.
Speaker 3: A very very intreasive question.
Speaker 1: So just explain what a body count is.
Speaker 4: How many people you've slept with?
Speaker 1: Wow? Yeah, on the first day, yeah, first day of
Speaker 1: someone that he's never met prior to this.
Speaker 4: Yep, well they've been talking for a few days. The date, Yeah,
Speaker 4: went well. Obviously, he was thinking that he'd like to
Speaker 4: go to the next level with her, and he asked.
Speaker 1: Why is that a factor? Though?
Speaker 4: Why is it important? Why does anyone give a what?
Speaker 3: Well? Anyway, why is that the difference?
Speaker 4: Yes, like me for me, sweetie. But I was fascinated
Speaker 4: by it, so I hopped on read it the most
Speaker 4: beautiful place on Earth. Yes, nothing dodgy going on there,
Speaker 4: And I asked a question of like looked up threads
Speaker 4: of people care and a lot of people, particularly men,
Speaker 4: care about the body count of their partner.
Speaker 1: This old fashioned notion that like, what do you guys
Speaker 1: want a virgin? Is that what it is? I don't understand.
Speaker 4: Our virtues have been ruined?
Speaker 2: What do we want? Bonnie Blue?
Speaker 4: It is interesting, though, because I've never in my life
Speaker 4: I thought about a man I'm dating. God, I wonder
Speaker 4: how many bodies he's got. I would prefer not to know,
Speaker 4: if anything, I just don't.
Speaker 3: Need to know, like someone's got a high body count and.
Speaker 4: Chronically. But I think if someone asked me that, as well,
Speaker 4: you're done here. I'm blocking your number.
Speaker 1: Zoey on the hinge day. Okay, go and find the
Speaker 1: most expensive bottle of wine on that menu. See how
Speaker 1: much that is more than double it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we are wrapping up today. There's a real there's
Speaker 3: a real nice feeling in the air, is there?
Speaker 1: Isn't there?
Speaker 2: As that generator starts up generator vibes, how are you feeling?
Speaker 1: Because you're looking a little big ginger as they say.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't want to expose myself for being that
Speaker 3: person who enters a certain age bracket. But last night,
Speaker 3: at a round about quarter to eight, I quickly and
Speaker 3: aggressively got off the couch.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was like, oh, what just nicked in my back?
Speaker 2: Oh no?
Speaker 3: And then what came from that was me walking around
Speaker 3: like an old man with a stiff back. I've done
Speaker 3: my back from getting off the couch.
Speaker 1: My very goodness.
Speaker 2: What happens now?
Speaker 1: Well, you're nearly forty, aren't you. What's what's happening is
Speaker 1: exactly what's happening.
Speaker 2: I'm certainly on the wrong side of thirty.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, you're just an old man.
Speaker 2: Is this normal? Is this the one off.
Speaker 1: The minute you start injuring yourself when you just get
Speaker 1: off the couch.
Speaker 2: It was a very very aggressive take off though.
Speaker 1: Okay, yes, why were you in such a hurry a
Speaker 1: quarter to eight at night? What needed your attention?
Speaker 3: I think my bladder was playing it. I think my
Speaker 3: prostate was being.
Speaker 2: A bit dicky.
Speaker 1: Good Lord.
Speaker 3: Anyway, it's been a big week, so should we do
Speaker 3: what he is? Jody started for the final time this year?
Speaker 3: I think, so, wow, are you happy with this one?
Speaker 3: I'm really happy with it?
Speaker 2: Actually got plenty plenty to work?
Speaker 1: Yeah, huh? Will you always provide plenty of material? Don't
Speaker 1: worry about that.
Speaker 2: You're very welcome.
Speaker 3: This is Jody's diary, the last one for twenty twenty
Speaker 3: four Enjoy dear Diary.
Speaker 1: It's Christmas, so we asked the question.
Speaker 2: Twenty four ten.
Speaker 3: Who wants their stocking stuff by us?
Speaker 1: Slay all day? Guys? Well you think the seventeen year
Speaker 1: old wants to hang out?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's still cool slay now.
Speaker 1: It's at this point I probably need to apologize just
Speaker 1: for being a girl. A quick side story. I went
Speaker 1: to Lord's and I was refused entry into their member's
Speaker 1: pavilion because I was a woman.
Speaker 2: Well that's on you.
Speaker 1: It's a man's world, am I right, Shane.
Speaker 2: Is he shamee from no longer down boys?
Speaker 1: I suppose being a girl is better than being a boy.
Speaker 1: In the line for the toilet that the cricket. A
Speaker 1: friend of mine was in the line for the toilet
Speaker 1: at the cricket and then a security guard sort of
Speaker 1: idols up next to him, and he was a bit confused.
Speaker 2: Because he was like.
Speaker 1: He turned around and goes, oh, sorry, mate, are you like,
Speaker 1: are you lining up with the toilet or are you working?
Speaker 1: Or and he goes, I'm doing my best security guard accent.
Speaker 1: He goes, oh yeah, mate, nah, I'm lining up. He goes,
Speaker 1: I can only stand there and fart for so long
Speaker 1: before I've got to have a ship. And if thinking
Speaker 1: about a security guard dropping the kids off doesn't make
Speaker 1: you cry, thinking about your saddest movies of all time?
Speaker 1: Will glasses are.
Speaker 6: Gases?
Speaker 2: He's dead? Such a take.
Speaker 1: Because he eats his classes.
Speaker 2: What for us to do this?
Speaker 1: My another week? Another hazy balls up.
Speaker 3: I've been crying during Bluey episodes. I spoke to Oh yes,
Speaker 3: and I think it's I think it's.
Speaker 2: Just the cinema.
Speaker 3: It's a cinematography rather in general, hawd you go over
Speaker 3: that word which has had been out of my vocabulary.
Speaker 1: And his phone copped a belting.
Speaker 2: I'm not having a crack, kay, I'm not having a crack.
Speaker 2: But there was a blog driving car and I reckon.
Speaker 3: You must have been one hundred and sixty maybe one
Speaker 3: hundred and seven, who knows between one hundred and fifty
Speaker 3: and one hundred and seventy. And I see my phone
Speaker 3: and it is underneath his car because he's driving through,
Speaker 3: and I'm almost like, goes under the back top and
Speaker 3: I can hear the phone too.
Speaker 1: It's like, what's that grinchy, some lucky bugger from the
Speaker 1: mid North? One fifty million dollars this week? What would
Speaker 1: you buy? Guys?
Speaker 2: You sit there and you imagine what would your first
Speaker 2: purchase be?
Speaker 1: Cool in mine.
Speaker 2: Je jets?
Speaker 1: That's right, you know what? I buy a fleet?
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what. You can take the girl out
Speaker 2: of the Gold Coast?
Speaker 1: And is there anything more bogan than a BG's concert.
Speaker 7: Sunday forty degrees We're cracking the four oh. I'm going
Speaker 7: to a VG's tribute concert at Paxton Wins.
Speaker 2: In forty degrees. I will I will melt, I will die.
Speaker 1: It's just going to be like a little red puddle
Speaker 1: on the.
Speaker 2: Ground, literally on fire.
Speaker 1: What a fantastic week everybody, fantastic pantasic. So do all
Speaker 1: the gridges, bgs, fans and posh knobs and go off
Speaker 1: this weekend, Kings and queens. Oh my love, Jody, what
Speaker 1: are you doing miss day? How does it roll out
Speaker 1: in the Hayes house set routine?
Speaker 3: It's good. We don't have a separ routine. So we've
Speaker 3: got kids that I think the biggest the biggest trick
Speaker 3: now with our kids is trying to get them to sleep.
Speaker 3: So we've as in the night before because we've told
Speaker 3: you before that Henry's a very excitable young man.
Speaker 2: And recently we went to Fiji.
Speaker 3: Kara told him that it was happening in two days time,
Speaker 3: it was happening on the actual day, knowing that he
Speaker 3: was slept properly the night before. So she said, hey,
Speaker 3: by the way, we're going to Fiji right now? Yeah, right,
Speaker 3: I know he's had a full.
Speaker 1: Night sleep because otherwise he just loses his little damn mind.
Speaker 2: But we always go to walk.
Speaker 3: Recently we have gone to Kara's mum's house as well,
Speaker 3: which takes all all the pressure of us. We get
Speaker 3: in the car, make sure you're there and just go
Speaker 3: from there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we celebrate. So we normally all congregate down at Middleton,
Speaker 1: So we celebrate down there. But we had the great
Speaker 1: Christmas Cracker incident of about twenty twenty two that nearly
Speaker 1: threatened to destroy Christmas.
Speaker 2: I heard about this so on the news. I was on.
Speaker 2: It was on all the new outlets.
Speaker 1: Yes, so my beautiful sister in law curated this gorgeous
Speaker 1: table and Grandpa's one job was to bring the Christmas
Speaker 1: crackers and of course he's rock with Harry Porter.
Speaker 3: Christmas gre just a little bit different, just did not
Speaker 3: suit the Christmas cracker variety.
Speaker 1: The year Grandpa ruined Christmas. Well done, Steve.
Speaker 2: It was a nice little edge.
Speaker 1: Are you a Cracker family? Do you do the We
Speaker 1: do the cracks, and yeah, we do.
Speaker 3: The crackers, and also we do the crowns as well,
Speaker 3: because you've got to do the crowns. And it was
Speaker 3: only recently that's I think Americans that blew their mind
Speaker 3: that there was a Blue episode where they were in
Speaker 3: the Crowns going, what the hell is this?
Speaker 2: It's an Australian and English thing.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize it was unique to us. How do
Speaker 1: you go with the Christmas crowns? Produce a flat because
Speaker 1: you've got an abnormally large head, a massive head.
Speaker 3: Always have yeah, producer flats on DK mode. For those
Speaker 3: who used to play Golden Eye.
Speaker 7: Back in the day, all the Jamie Bonds and Nintendo
Speaker 7: sixty four gold Knight fans go.
Speaker 1: Oh, absolutely, I have no idea what you're talking about, DK,
Speaker 1: but I try.
Speaker 7: And get involved, even though I don't like dressing up,
Speaker 7: So I try and put it on my head, across
Speaker 7: my forehead and kind of sits perks up on the
Speaker 7: back of my head.
Speaker 2: It doesn't go around.
Speaker 7: The downside with that is after you have a few
Speaker 7: Christmas beers, I start to sweat.
Speaker 4: Yeah you do.
Speaker 3: And then you sweat in self defense, don't you. Yeah,
Speaker 3: some people throw punches, you sweat.
Speaker 2: It's my self defense technique. It's how to go.
Speaker 3: That's how ill producing flakes and Daij's sweating eaves.
Speaker 1: It's like like one of those little animals in the
Speaker 1: bushes that changes color, you know, to protect itself. So
Speaker 1: it blends into the grass that's flatted.
Speaker 2: It's water. So the predator goes, oh, don't touch him.
Speaker 2: He's off sweating. I've never been in a fight in
Speaker 2: my life.
Speaker 7: They're like, oh, from me, But the the paper crown
Speaker 7: when I sweat becomes a mushy, sticky.
Speaker 2: My forehead.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I'm related question, have you ever had sex?
Speaker 2: And not on Christmas Day? Not on Christmas Day? Jody?
Speaker 1: I need to know.
Speaker 2: I need to know now.
Speaker 1: I need to know. I need to know.
Speaker 2: I need to know what news today know just what
Speaker 2: you need to know?
Speaker 4: What you need to know with Jody?
Speaker 7: And has.
Speaker 3: Trump just named time a Man of the Year. Really
Speaker 3: he's started before as well.
Speaker 1: I think he has. It's extraordinary to me, what are
Speaker 1: we what are we celebrating about Trump? His kindness towards people,
Speaker 1: his empathy towards migrants.
Speaker 2: His beautiful orange, wispy hair.
Speaker 1: Oh, isn't that stunning? Apparently someone was telling me that
Speaker 1: the more stressed he gets, I think this could have
Speaker 1: been produced as the more stressed he gets, the more
Speaker 1: tanned he gets. So the orange.
Speaker 2: That's his defense mechanism. He just comes out.
Speaker 1: That's extraordinary.
Speaker 3: But I'm someone who approciates someone whose hair is quite whispy.
Speaker 3: It's just sort of heading down that path as well.
Speaker 3: It's not that wispy, but it's not getting thicker. It's
Speaker 3: sort of veering towards wispiness.
Speaker 1: Twenty twenty five has been the years, particularly the back end,
Speaker 1: the last couple of weeks, where you've become a hat guy.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm wearing a hat right now, and underneath it
Speaker 3: is hair that's sort of verging into wispiness.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, don't compare yourself to Trump.
Speaker 2: Place comparentslf to Trump, same rig. But that's about it.
Speaker 1: What you also need to know today is that the
Speaker 1: world's richest man is now even richer. So Ela Musk
Speaker 1: is now worth six hundred and twenty five billion dollars.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's Australian.
Speaker 1: That's Australia.
Speaker 2: It's about four hundred US.
Speaker 1: Yes, do you need me to say that again, yes,
Speaker 1: six hundred and twenty five billion dollars.
Speaker 2: Wow, that is that's quite a lot of money.
Speaker 1: Now, we mentioned yesterday you asked me, because we're talking
Speaker 1: about the lotto win, the fifty million dollar lotto win,
Speaker 1: you asked me what I would purchase, and I told
Speaker 1: you I would purchase a fleet of jet ski. Surprise, surprise,
Speaker 1: I have just worked out six hundred and twenty five
Speaker 1: billion if I was that rich divided by the average
Speaker 1: cost of a Kawasaki jet ski, which is twenty two thousands.
Speaker 2: At the top line. Is it, by the way, Yes,
Speaker 2: that's the go to jet ski the kids are talking about.
Speaker 1: I could buy if I was Elon musk twenty eight thousand,
Speaker 1: four hundred and nine jet ski.
Speaker 3: And put them all in the garret up on top
Speaker 3: of each other. This is an interesting little award that
Speaker 3: Barlei is won.
Speaker 1: Barley has been crowned the world's most romantic destination, beating
Speaker 1: out honeymoon hot spots like the Maldives. Is it always?
Speaker 1: I always is Maldives or Maldon, Maldibs.
Speaker 2: Isn't it.
Speaker 1: Maldivious?
Speaker 3: I just can't see it. If it's mal Dives or Deves.
Speaker 3: I can't see myself and my kids being there anytime soon.
Speaker 1: It is so expensive, Well it looks expensive. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: I've always wanted to if, oh god, if I was
Speaker 1: Elon Musk rich, that's where I'd got. Those huts over
Speaker 1: the water.
Speaker 2: Will seclude a little hearts.
Speaker 3: But then you sit there I reckons an hour and
Speaker 3: you'll be like, now what, Yeah, that's you know, we
Speaker 3: get used to surroundings and they're like now.
Speaker 1: Well, and also because you need a jet ski and
Speaker 1: because it's in the middle of nowhere, it's like ridiculously
Speaker 1: expensive because they can charge whatever they want.
Speaker 3: You are on an island, and I'm assuming getting there
Speaker 3: is not an easy process.
Speaker 1: No, no, anyway. So it's also beaten the Bahamas as well.
Speaker 1: So Ozzie's love Bali, right, and it's got breathtaking scenery,
Speaker 1: it's got a beautiful culture. So yeah, twenty twenty four
Speaker 1: Travel Awards took everything out.
Speaker 2: What about k I give Ki a bit of a crack.
Speaker 3: Okay, do you know what in terms of romantic destinations,
Speaker 3: I think I'd rather go to Kangaroo on than Baras.
Speaker 3: And I haven't been to Bali since twenty fourteen, and
Speaker 3: I foota trip home picturing cuter.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm right on the gats of Cuda.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So I know there's obviously some really really nice places,
Speaker 3: but the travel and everything.
Speaker 2: Else, it's just around the corner. Keep it local, that's right.
Speaker 2: And it's not there, then why not the Big Way?
Speaker 3: Because the Midway is just a few hundred meters away
Speaker 3: from where we are right now, there's Down's primary school.
Speaker 1: Is that where you'd have your reception.
Speaker 3: No, I've told you before that we're going to the
Speaker 3: grand at the Grand Central. We're going to the grand table,
Speaker 3: right for the reception.
Speaker 1: Now, Bali is romantic. I got married in Bali, did you.
Speaker 2: That's right because you wore thongs at your wedding wars.
Speaker 3: They were because there was a time where it was cool,
Speaker 3: where havies are really taking off.
Speaker 2: Everyone who wear war thongs, they're ready now regrets.
Speaker 1: I didn't wear them as the bride. I didn't wear
Speaker 1: havy honors.
Speaker 2: That's okay, I'm too proud of that. Yes, okay, how romantic.
Speaker 1: At least he didn't get absolutely blind drunk at his
Speaker 1: own wedding and have to straighten up at about ten o'clock.
Speaker 2: That was that me. I can't remember.
Speaker 1: Everyone. Then you just see someone and you go, oh
Speaker 1: my god, God, you are pretty stupid.
Speaker 3: But also as a man, you're like, wow, I'm glad
Speaker 3: that he did it before I had a chance.
Speaker 2: To do it.
Speaker 3: And Ossie Bloke has quickly become the center of attention
Speaker 3: after his tongue became stuck to a large block of
Speaker 3: ice at a busy shopping precinct, so This was captured
Speaker 3: by shoppers at city's busy Pitch Street mall as dozens
Speaker 3: of ossies went about there Christmas shopping this week only
Speaker 3: in Sydney. Won by standard capture of the video on
Speaker 3: social media. Walk past the frozen block of ice and
Speaker 3: pittreet More and some idiots got their tongue stuck on
Speaker 3: the ice. I think we've all been there at some stage.
Speaker 3: Curiosity didn't kill the cat sometimes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the funny part. He's got a bit of a
Speaker 1: Lloyd Christmas haircut from Dumb and Dumber. Yeah, oh wow. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So he's just standing in the middle of the pit
Speaker 1: Street More with his tongue stuck to a massive block
Speaker 1: of ice. I mean, I just feel like you would
Speaker 1: have done some stupid stuff as a kid, but someone
Speaker 1: who would have been a window liquor from way back
Speaker 1: would be produced for that.
Speaker 2: I don't. I think it's pretty normal.
Speaker 7: It's like I can write a passage to stick your
Speaker 7: tongue on frozen things or other things, just to see
Speaker 7: what happens.
Speaker 2: That guy, that guy, he's just been real. He's just
Speaker 2: being real. For a second. I think it's a blake thing.
Speaker 7: And particularly after we saw the movie dumb and dumber
Speaker 7: back in.
Speaker 2: The mid nineties. Yeah, we're like, I want to see
Speaker 2: if my tongue does stretch. Ye, you're like, wow, it
Speaker 2: turns out great, turns out doesn't stretch, it rims up.
Speaker 7: What I can tell you is and kids do not
Speaker 7: do this. I know her at a school. My dad
Speaker 7: when I was young, goes, hey, mate, lick this.
Speaker 2: This is my father.
Speaker 1: Your dad was encouraging you to lick.
Speaker 2: What a D battery? Yes, I've done that.
Speaker 3: Battery D battery For those who are not battery enthusiasts,
Speaker 3: that's the that's the school.
Speaker 2: That's the sort of rectangle one and so it's got
Speaker 2: the double thing on the end. You put your tongue
Speaker 2: on that. What happens for it gives you a little
Speaker 2: bit shocking, goes a bit fuzzy, he goes because then
Speaker 2: you're telling you what's going on here? It's weird. You
Speaker 2: should definitely try jokes, Okay.
Speaker 1: I can I just say this on behalf of women everywhere.
Speaker 1: God minished.
Speaker 2: And this is why we are in danger eaching every day.
Speaker 1: It's the last day of school for a lot of
Speaker 1: these kids as they head off to different surrounding high schools.
Speaker 1: Like Craig More, etcetera. So good luck to all the kids.
Speaker 1: And I just had a beautiful teacher come up as
Speaker 1: well and say thank you so much for coming out
Speaker 1: because these kids don't get too much, so it's been
Speaker 1: really lovely for them.
Speaker 3: So we also we also got a little visit from
Speaker 3: Courtney from Callington's. We dropped off some Christmas gifts. That
Speaker 3: was not very nice of you, Courtney. Absolute legends, what
Speaker 3: a morning we've had. It's been big, isn't It's been
Speaker 3: a big year for us. So just quickly, I just
Speaker 3: want to say thanks jobs. It's been a really really
Speaker 3: nice year. Oh thank you, a really really lovely year.
Speaker 3: And this little thing that we're doing, it feels like
Speaker 3: it gets it gets bigger and better and more fun
Speaker 3: each and every day that we do it. So thank
Speaker 3: you to you and use a flak of producers though
Speaker 3: in everyone involved. We've got such a lovely team like
Speaker 3: Todd our saying guy, Josh our camera guy. We've got
Speaker 3: Josh McCay, we've got Jordan Marshall and all these guys
Speaker 3: behind the scenes who were just absolutely elite at their jobs.
Speaker 2: So we're very, very lucky to be in this space.
Speaker 1: Moe, who puts together these ways as well. It's really hard,
Speaker 1: gets off at about two am to do it. So
Speaker 1: we are you and I only can do what we
Speaker 1: do because we are surrounded by people who are incredibly
Speaker 1: elite at their jobs.
Speaker 2: And I'm going to crack or we're just the puppets,
Speaker 2: We're just the puppets.
Speaker 3: To control the puppets, you've got to get someone else's
Speaker 3: hand and put it up the puppets. Where only the puppets, okay,
Speaker 3: but also Joe's here, here's a gift for you.
Speaker 2: Oh thank whoa what? Why is everyone surprised at this
Speaker 2: you got recently?
Speaker 1: Stop it?
Speaker 2: This shouldn't be a shocking moment. Sure, Jodie, this is
Speaker 2: a big deal.
Speaker 7: We talked about this the other day and Joes you
Speaker 7: said I was the adjudicator on whether we should be
Speaker 7: giving gifts, and Hazy has gone ahead and got you
Speaker 7: a Christmas gift.
Speaker 2: This is massive, man, this is stock standing practice, is it?
Speaker 1: It is beautiful?
Speaker 2: Don't be shocking.
Speaker 1: Quickly read the card.
Speaker 2: What have you written?
Speaker 1: Oh well, what a fantastic view. It's been well done.
Speaker 1: And once get thanks for everything you're shining and it's great.
Speaker 1: Too much that's so nice.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: Also, also the card is a cockatoo because sometimes you're
Speaker 3: allowed like a cockatoo.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's a massage boucher for Temple Days. But now,
Speaker 1: did you get this off a client?
Speaker 2: No, I didn't.
Speaker 7: As Hazy started saying Temple days by ten times a show.
Speaker 2: I definitely did. I definitely did not.
Speaker 3: Definitely did not, because when I was in there, actually
Speaker 3: said what's your name? I said, Andrew said he would
Speaker 3: you like to make it out to? And I said, Jodie.
Speaker 3: She said is this your wife?
Speaker 1: And now Sharon from Temple No's car. I think you've
Speaker 1: got a mistress.
Speaker 2: There would have been those questions, well then who is
Speaker 2: it for?
Speaker 1: Oh no, oh no, that's really beautiful. Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: You know, I adore you and I adore this team.
Speaker 1: And what a year it's been. Let's do it all
Speaker 1: again next year.
Speaker 2: Nice.
Speaker 3: So let's finish with the final version of Jody's diary
Speaker 3: for twenty twenty. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much
Speaker 3: for the year. We'll catch you on the twenty fifth
Speaker 3: of January twenty eighth, rather of January, catch you on
Speaker 3: the flip side.
Speaker 2: I'm going to turn up on the twenty fourth.
Speaker 1: You are, if you are,