WEBVTT - Rating Jodie And Hayesy's Performance For 2024 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:03.360 We got get you everyday morning, every day day, every 0:00:03.440 --> 0:00:05.280 lady Adelaides. 0:00:07.600 --> 0:00:09.560 Jody Hazy in with you for a Friday. 0:00:09.960 --> 0:00:12.240 That's fels nice of't You're just tuning in for the first time? 0:00:12.520 --> 0:00:13.080 Are you welcome? 0:00:13.200 --> 0:00:14.800 Strange time to tune in for the first time, but 0:00:15.000 --> 0:00:16.040 nonetheless good to have you. 0:00:16.239 --> 0:00:17.840 Yeah, thank you so much for joining us for the 0:00:17.920 --> 0:00:19.880 last show of the year. Well done, guys, Late for 0:00:19.880 --> 0:00:20.280 the party. 0:00:20.560 --> 0:00:23.119 Seven o'clock this morning, Joe's We will be broadcasting a 0:00:23.200 --> 0:00:25.960 live from Elizabeth Down Primary School for Friday's Lively School. 0:00:25.960 --> 0:00:28.760 And before that, do you mind if we give away 0:00:28.760 --> 0:00:30.520 a bunch of presents for nervous pylopism? 0:00:30.600 --> 0:00:32.559 I mean, is that okay? If we give away a 0:00:32.560 --> 0:00:33.839 bunch of elite presents? 0:00:34.000 --> 0:00:34.440 It's fine. 0:00:34.760 --> 0:00:36.240 It's all the coolest things in town. 0:00:36.400 --> 0:00:39.040 Yeah. Cool, I appreciate that. A little bit nervous about 0:00:39.040 --> 0:00:39.360 this though. 0:00:40.240 --> 0:00:44.320 End of year review put together by producer Flak and producers. 0:00:43.880 --> 0:00:46.120 Are we We've done well? 0:00:50.040 --> 0:00:54.000 It's yearly review times for the show. Let's look at 0:00:54.000 --> 0:00:57.520 where you exceled. There might be some opportunity for great 0:00:59.000 --> 0:01:01.200 adding to Adelaide's longest list of winners. 0:01:01.520 --> 0:01:06.280 A plus congratulations to Image and baker from Hyde Park. 0:01:11.959 --> 0:01:14.160 I want to scream on about me and tell everyone 0:01:14.160 --> 0:01:25.839 that I just got tae go do it. 0:01:31.120 --> 0:01:34.080 Having the best listeners in adelaide a plus again. 0:01:34.680 --> 0:01:38.240 My mom was that the horse racing and she was 0:01:38.560 --> 0:01:39.800 ordering Peter. 0:01:39.959 --> 0:01:42.160 Because the dominoes app yep. 0:01:42.080 --> 0:01:47.840 And she was so drunk she ordered ten paces and 0:01:48.040 --> 0:01:55.280 ten garlic breads like Steen beer. 0:01:56.280 --> 0:01:57.680 Good morning, good morning. 0:01:57.720 --> 0:01:59.000 Who's the pig in your family? 0:02:00.120 --> 0:02:00.680 My dad? 0:02:00.840 --> 0:02:01.320 Actually? 0:02:01.600 --> 0:02:03.000 What does he do? So? 0:02:03.160 --> 0:02:05.560 I caught him a few weeks ago. I went to 0:02:05.720 --> 0:02:08.600 jump in the shower and I found beard hairs in 0:02:08.680 --> 0:02:09.160 my rape. 0:02:12.280 --> 0:02:13.880 I mean, let's keep it recently, pja. 0:02:14.040 --> 0:02:18.160 But that has been everywhere some stuff, hasn't it? 0:02:19.320 --> 0:02:21.920 It has? Yeah, And I walked out and I was like, 0:02:22.639 --> 0:02:23.639 have you been using this? 0:02:23.760 --> 0:02:26.360 And he's like no, and I was like, well, there's orange. 0:02:25.960 --> 0:02:30.519 Beard hairs there. Sailing the English language on a medium 0:02:30.520 --> 0:02:35.200 that requires clear communication see minus. We certainly won't be 0:02:35.240 --> 0:02:37.640 celebrating that grade with a pizza party anytime soon. 0:02:38.080 --> 0:02:47.480 Rusco's Pizzeria, Pizzeria, Why did I say it? 0:02:47.680 --> 0:02:52.320 Rusco's Pizzeria in Hectorville, Frasco's Pizzeria. 0:02:51.880 --> 0:02:52.400 There we go. 0:02:53.200 --> 0:02:55.720 Hazy also struggled with food related words. 0:02:55.680 --> 0:02:58.120 Changes from two to three plates. He likes the I 0:02:58.160 --> 0:03:03.560 don't know how to say a darmi beans A many 0:03:03.600 --> 0:03:05.200 beans green. 0:03:05.960 --> 0:03:08.399 But we really should be getting our very own premiers 0:03:08.520 --> 0:03:10.359 name correct, right, the. 0:03:10.280 --> 0:03:16.440 Premier of South Stralia, pilupy. 0:03:16.520 --> 0:03:19.880 That again, that's fun and finally really bringing the grade down. 0:03:20.040 --> 0:03:23.880 Let's all say it together. It's the Heimlich maneuver, Hazy. 0:03:24.280 --> 0:03:26.760 I'm not kidding. I just had a mouthful of potata, 0:03:27.000 --> 0:03:29.720 which is gem packed full of vegetables, and a bit 0:03:29.760 --> 0:03:32.120 of sweet potato just lodged in my throat and I 0:03:32.280 --> 0:03:35.560 literally couldn't breathe. And at that point where I couldn't breathe, 0:03:35.600 --> 0:03:36.360 your yelling. 0:03:36.440 --> 0:03:38.520 In corporate maneuver. 0:03:41.480 --> 0:03:42.360 Him and maneuver. 0:03:45.880 --> 0:03:48.680 So In summary, pretty good but not great, B plus 0:03:48.840 --> 0:03:50.320 B for be better next. 0:03:50.160 --> 0:03:53.560 Year, Hazy. Good news for both you and I who 0:03:53.920 --> 0:03:58.720 haven't had a sleep with just our partner overnight for 0:03:58.760 --> 0:03:59.560 more than a decade. 0:03:59.600 --> 0:03:59.720 Now. 0:04:00.000 --> 0:04:02.560 I was like, yeah, we're six years in now, it's 0:04:02.800 --> 0:04:04.960 one stage or another. We've had one or two kids 0:04:04.960 --> 0:04:05.320 in the bed. 0:04:05.480 --> 0:04:07.839 Well, I'm thirteen years into this present. No, in fact, 0:04:07.840 --> 0:04:12.120 i'm twenty three years ago. Twenty three years I've had children, and. 0:04:12.040 --> 0:04:13.720 Your firstborn still sleeps in the bed. 0:04:13.880 --> 0:04:18.719 I know she's three. Yeah, I mean it's a little 0:04:18.760 --> 0:04:20.720 bit strange, but she likes it. 0:04:20.800 --> 0:04:22.520 She feels better about it, she feels safer. 0:04:23.000 --> 0:04:25.440 So apparently co sleeping with your child can build a 0:04:25.480 --> 0:04:29.120 stronger family connection. A study has said children often sleep 0:04:29.160 --> 0:04:31.800 alongside their parents as they're growing up. This practice is 0:04:31.880 --> 0:04:34.640 termed co sleeping, and typically it occurs on a nightly basis. 0:04:34.720 --> 0:04:38.640 This is cute, says for an extended period of time weeks, months, 0:04:38.760 --> 0:04:41.960 or in some cases years, Yes, twenty three of them. 0:04:43.520 --> 0:04:44.159 Thank goodness. 0:04:44.160 --> 0:04:47.000 This is a positive t oh man. It's a good 0:04:47.040 --> 0:04:50.120 way to reduce the child's stress around falling asleep or 0:04:50.160 --> 0:04:53.360 waking up during the night. It's also popular amongst breastfeeding 0:04:53.360 --> 0:04:55.520 mother So that is where I drew the line though, 0:04:56.320 --> 0:04:58.840 Like when you're breastfeeding and sleeping with the baby in 0:04:58.880 --> 0:05:02.000 the bed, I can't do that. I just cannot. I cannot. 0:05:02.240 --> 0:05:04.159 But isn't it more convenient if you've got the baby 0:05:04.200 --> 0:05:04.600 right there? 0:05:04.839 --> 0:05:09.160 No, Because like every single noise, I was like, what's 0:05:09.200 --> 0:05:11.480 going on? So I'd rather just dump them in the. 0:05:11.400 --> 0:05:14.760 Court the right, shut the door without a baby, make 0:05:14.760 --> 0:05:19.840 sure he couldn't hear them cry? Yes, exactly, see, I 0:05:19.920 --> 0:05:22.839 love this, like I seriously. I love doing it with Henry. 0:05:22.880 --> 0:05:24.719 I like spooning Henry. And then he got too big 0:05:24.760 --> 0:05:28.040 and he just left. And now what is in prime spot? 0:05:28.120 --> 0:05:30.880 She's four, and but she doesn't she doesn't want me 0:05:31.040 --> 0:05:34.200 spooning her. And now we've got sunny coming through his one. 0:05:34.279 --> 0:05:36.520 So when it's his turn, he'll be in the bed 0:05:36.680 --> 0:05:38.960 hopefully if he wants to be, and Dad will be there. 0:05:39.040 --> 0:05:42.200 Just give him, particularly the depths of winter, just cooning him. 0:05:42.360 --> 0:05:44.760 Is this just us? Because my eleven year old still 0:05:44.800 --> 0:05:47.080 comes in and sleeps with us. She loves it, that's right. 0:05:47.240 --> 0:05:47.680 I liked it. 0:05:47.720 --> 0:05:50.160 If it's a safe space, and that's really cool. Particularly 0:05:50.240 --> 0:05:52.760 they perch up in between you. Yeah, it's very very 0:05:52.800 --> 0:05:55.800 cute and the best thing for me Saturday morning waking 0:05:55.880 --> 0:05:58.000 up and one or maybe two kids are in there, 0:05:58.640 --> 0:06:00.000 and it's the best way to wake up. 0:06:00.040 --> 0:06:02.400 It's very sweet. And I figure it's because you love 0:06:02.440 --> 0:06:07.120 them at least eighty ninety five percent more when they're asleep. 0:06:08.880 --> 0:06:11.800 Doesn't all we have the same conversation. We look at 0:06:11.800 --> 0:06:14.320 our kids sometimes like, oh, look at the angels when 0:06:14.320 --> 0:06:16.359 they sleep and then we're going to be like, hang on, 0:06:17.040 --> 0:06:20.240 just remember that epic tantrum. Remember that time he called 0:06:20.279 --> 0:06:24.040 you an fing d h. Yeah, don't forget that. 0:06:24.440 --> 0:06:27.039 That wasn't your children, that was your wife. 0:06:30.200 --> 0:06:30.679 Your father. 0:06:31.000 --> 0:06:37.400 He's on the money six nothing not charts for us. 0:06:37.440 --> 0:06:38.920 Chair to talk about some things that may be a 0:06:38.960 --> 0:06:41.360 little bit blue, little bit riscade before we straighten up, 0:06:41.400 --> 0:06:44.040 particularly this morning, when we go primer. 0:06:45.560 --> 0:06:47.760 All all out of your sister, get it out of, 0:06:48.040 --> 0:06:48.360 get it out. 0:06:49.000 --> 0:06:51.760 And when we say you get out of everyone, get 0:06:51.800 --> 0:06:54.000 out of system, including you, producers are yeah, you're sick, 0:06:54.160 --> 0:06:54.800 what do you I'm. 0:06:54.680 --> 0:06:57.679 Bringing the six stuff this morning. It's actually more interesting 0:06:57.720 --> 0:06:58.080 than sick. 0:06:58.160 --> 0:06:58.480 I think. 0:06:58.520 --> 0:07:00.440 One of my girlfriends, who has also seen, went on 0:07:00.480 --> 0:07:02.280 a hinge date with a guy she'd been talking to for. 0:07:02.160 --> 0:07:02.799 A little while. 0:07:03.600 --> 0:07:05.479 The date was going really well. Towards the end of 0:07:05.480 --> 0:07:08.200 the day, he said, now I think this is really important. 0:07:08.240 --> 0:07:10.880 So I want to ask you, what's your body count? 0:07:11.080 --> 0:07:14.239 Oh my god, Okay, that's. 0:07:14.080 --> 0:07:16.119 A very very intreasive question. 0:07:16.640 --> 0:07:18.120 So just explain what a body count is. 0:07:18.120 --> 0:07:19.320 How many people you've slept with? 0:07:19.480 --> 0:07:22.120 Wow? Yeah, on the first day, yeah, first day of 0:07:22.200 --> 0:07:23.920 someone that he's never met prior to this. 0:07:24.040 --> 0:07:26.480 Yep, well they've been talking for a few days. The date, Yeah, 0:07:26.560 --> 0:07:28.800 went well. Obviously, he was thinking that he'd like to 0:07:28.840 --> 0:07:32.080 go to the next level with her, and he asked. 0:07:31.760 --> 0:07:33.200 Why is that a factor? Though? 0:07:33.320 --> 0:07:35.960 Why is it important? Why does anyone give a what? 0:07:36.320 --> 0:07:38.240 Well? Anyway, why is that the difference? 0:07:38.680 --> 0:07:42.800 Yes, like me for me, sweetie. But I was fascinated 0:07:42.800 --> 0:07:44.240 by it, so I hopped on read it the most 0:07:44.240 --> 0:07:46.440 beautiful place on Earth. Yes, nothing dodgy going on there, 0:07:46.760 --> 0:07:48.600 And I asked a question of like looked up threads 0:07:48.600 --> 0:07:51.480 of people care and a lot of people, particularly men, 0:07:51.960 --> 0:07:53.800 care about the body count of their partner. 0:07:53.840 --> 0:07:56.680 This old fashioned notion that like, what do you guys 0:07:56.720 --> 0:07:59.120 want a virgin? Is that what it is? I don't understand. 0:07:59.120 --> 0:08:00.560 Our virtues have been ruined? 0:08:03.360 --> 0:08:04.720 What do we want? Bonnie Blue? 0:08:08.480 --> 0:08:10.960 It is interesting, though, because I've never in my life 0:08:11.440 --> 0:08:13.520 I thought about a man I'm dating. God, I wonder 0:08:13.520 --> 0:08:15.440 how many bodies he's got. I would prefer not to know, 0:08:15.920 --> 0:08:17.160 if anything, I just don't. 0:08:17.000 --> 0:08:19.400 Need to know, like someone's got a high body count and. 0:08:24.040 --> 0:08:27.800 Chronically. But I think if someone asked me that, as well, 0:08:28.640 --> 0:08:30.760 you're done here. I'm blocking your number. 0:08:30.600 --> 0:08:33.360 Zoey on the hinge day. Okay, go and find the 0:08:33.360 --> 0:08:36.160 most expensive bottle of wine on that menu. See how 0:08:36.240 --> 0:08:37.960 much that is more than double it? 0:08:43.040 --> 0:08:46.360 Yeah, we are wrapping up today. There's a real there's 0:08:46.360 --> 0:08:48.439 a real nice feeling in the air, is there? 0:08:48.559 --> 0:08:48.959 Isn't there? 0:08:49.080 --> 0:08:56.320 As that generator starts up generator vibes, how are you feeling? 0:08:56.679 --> 0:08:59.520 Because you're looking a little big ginger as they say. 0:08:59.640 --> 0:09:01.960 Yeah, I don't want to expose myself for being that 0:09:02.000 --> 0:09:04.840 person who enters a certain age bracket. But last night, 0:09:04.960 --> 0:09:08.040 at a round about quarter to eight, I quickly and 0:09:08.120 --> 0:09:09.319 aggressively got off the couch. 0:09:09.400 --> 0:09:12.080 Yeah. I was like, oh, what just nicked in my back? 0:09:12.160 --> 0:09:12.560 Oh no? 0:09:12.640 --> 0:09:14.840 And then what came from that was me walking around 0:09:14.880 --> 0:09:17.280 like an old man with a stiff back. I've done 0:09:17.280 --> 0:09:18.560 my back from getting off the couch. 0:09:18.960 --> 0:09:20.080 My very goodness. 0:09:20.160 --> 0:09:21.280 What happens now? 0:09:21.480 --> 0:09:24.800 Well, you're nearly forty, aren't you. What's what's happening is 0:09:25.120 --> 0:09:26.160 exactly what's happening. 0:09:26.200 --> 0:09:27.760 I'm certainly on the wrong side of thirty. 0:09:27.880 --> 0:09:29.559 Okay, well, you're just an old man. 0:09:29.720 --> 0:09:31.240 Is this normal? Is this the one off. 0:09:31.080 --> 0:09:33.240 The minute you start injuring yourself when you just get 0:09:33.280 --> 0:09:33.920 off the couch. 0:09:34.080 --> 0:09:36.120 It was a very very aggressive take off though. 0:09:36.480 --> 0:09:39.079 Okay, yes, why were you in such a hurry a 0:09:39.160 --> 0:09:41.480 quarter to eight at night? What needed your attention? 0:09:41.720 --> 0:09:46.679 I think my bladder was playing it. I think my 0:09:46.760 --> 0:09:47.720 prostate was being. 0:09:47.520 --> 0:09:48.240 A bit dicky. 0:09:49.480 --> 0:09:50.280 Good Lord. 0:09:50.920 --> 0:09:53.480 Anyway, it's been a big week, so should we do 0:09:53.640 --> 0:09:55.719 what he is? Jody started for the final time this year? 0:09:55.840 --> 0:09:57.680 I think, so, wow, are you happy with this one? 0:09:57.760 --> 0:09:58.520 I'm really happy with it? 0:09:58.559 --> 0:09:59.960 Actually got plenty plenty to work? 0:10:00.200 --> 0:10:02.840 Yeah, huh? Will you always provide plenty of material? Don't 0:10:02.840 --> 0:10:03.360 worry about that. 0:10:03.400 --> 0:10:04.080 You're very welcome. 0:10:04.360 --> 0:10:07.480 This is Jody's diary, the last one for twenty twenty 0:10:07.480 --> 0:10:12.280 four Enjoy dear Diary. 0:10:12.480 --> 0:10:14.800 It's Christmas, so we asked the question. 0:10:15.280 --> 0:10:15.920 Twenty four ten. 0:10:16.040 --> 0:10:19.560 Who wants their stocking stuff by us? 0:10:21.160 --> 0:10:23.840 Slay all day? Guys? Well you think the seventeen year 0:10:23.840 --> 0:10:24.600 old wants to hang out? 0:10:25.600 --> 0:10:33.839 Yeah, it's still cool slay now. 0:10:33.840 --> 0:10:36.640 It's at this point I probably need to apologize just 0:10:36.679 --> 0:10:38.840 for being a girl. A quick side story. I went 0:10:38.880 --> 0:10:41.920 to Lord's and I was refused entry into their member's 0:10:42.000 --> 0:10:43.720 pavilion because I was a woman. 0:10:44.000 --> 0:10:45.480 Well that's on you. 0:10:47.720 --> 0:10:50.840 It's a man's world, am I right, Shane. 0:10:50.679 --> 0:10:54.120 Is he shamee from no longer down boys? 0:10:56.360 --> 0:10:58.560 I suppose being a girl is better than being a boy. 0:10:58.640 --> 0:11:01.040 In the line for the toilet that the cricket. A 0:11:01.080 --> 0:11:03.680 friend of mine was in the line for the toilet 0:11:03.800 --> 0:11:06.600 at the cricket and then a security guard sort of 0:11:06.720 --> 0:11:09.760 idols up next to him, and he was a bit confused. 0:11:09.400 --> 0:11:10.040 Because he was like. 0:11:10.400 --> 0:11:12.720 He turned around and goes, oh, sorry, mate, are you like, 0:11:12.960 --> 0:11:15.160 are you lining up with the toilet or are you working? 0:11:15.360 --> 0:11:19.520 Or and he goes, I'm doing my best security guard accent. 0:11:19.559 --> 0:11:23.040 He goes, oh yeah, mate, nah, I'm lining up. He goes, 0:11:23.080 --> 0:11:25.319 I can only stand there and fart for so long 0:11:25.360 --> 0:11:29.400 before I've got to have a ship. And if thinking 0:11:29.440 --> 0:11:32.240 about a security guard dropping the kids off doesn't make 0:11:32.240 --> 0:11:35.240 you cry, thinking about your saddest movies of all time? 0:11:35.280 --> 0:11:44.719 Will glasses are. 0:11:46.200 --> 0:11:46.720 Gases? 0:11:47.559 --> 0:11:54.679 He's dead? Such a take. 0:11:54.000 --> 0:11:55.480 Because he eats his classes. 0:11:56.240 --> 0:11:57.199 What for us to do this? 0:11:58.000 --> 0:12:07.200 My another week? Another hazy balls up. 0:12:07.440 --> 0:12:11.280 I've been crying during Bluey episodes. I spoke to Oh yes, 0:12:12.040 --> 0:12:13.680 and I think it's I think it's. 0:12:13.640 --> 0:12:14.120 Just the cinema. 0:12:14.600 --> 0:12:16.760 It's a cinematography rather in general, hawd you go over 0:12:16.800 --> 0:12:19.880 that word which has had been out of my vocabulary. 0:12:19.720 --> 0:12:21.400 And his phone copped a belting. 0:12:21.800 --> 0:12:23.880 I'm not having a crack, kay, I'm not having a crack. 0:12:24.120 --> 0:12:26.040 But there was a blog driving car and I reckon. 0:12:26.080 --> 0:12:28.560 You must have been one hundred and sixty maybe one 0:12:28.640 --> 0:12:31.040 hundred and seven, who knows between one hundred and fifty 0:12:31.040 --> 0:12:33.080 and one hundred and seventy. And I see my phone 0:12:33.360 --> 0:12:35.720 and it is underneath his car because he's driving through, 0:12:36.040 --> 0:12:43.320 and I'm almost like, goes under the back top and 0:12:43.440 --> 0:12:44.520 I can hear the phone too. 0:12:44.559 --> 0:12:51.760 It's like, what's that grinchy, some lucky bugger from the 0:12:51.760 --> 0:12:54.840 mid North? One fifty million dollars this week? What would 0:12:54.840 --> 0:12:55.520 you buy? Guys? 0:12:55.840 --> 0:12:57.559 You sit there and you imagine what would your first 0:12:57.600 --> 0:12:58.240 purchase be? 0:12:58.760 --> 0:13:00.720 Cool in mine. 0:13:02.320 --> 0:13:03.640 Je jets? 0:13:03.920 --> 0:13:07.240 That's right, you know what? I buy a fleet? 0:13:07.360 --> 0:13:09.439 I'll tell you what. You can take the girl out 0:13:09.480 --> 0:13:10.319 of the Gold Coast? 0:13:12.559 --> 0:13:15.880 And is there anything more bogan than a BG's concert. 0:13:16.040 --> 0:13:20.480 Sunday forty degrees We're cracking the four oh. I'm going 0:13:20.559 --> 0:13:23.720 to a VG's tribute concert at Paxton Wins. 0:13:24.360 --> 0:13:28.480 In forty degrees. I will I will melt, I will die. 0:13:29.320 --> 0:13:31.120 It's just going to be like a little red puddle 0:13:31.160 --> 0:13:31.320 on the. 0:13:31.320 --> 0:13:36.400 Ground, literally on fire. 0:13:38.000 --> 0:13:45.160 What a fantastic week everybody, fantastic pantasic. So do all 0:13:45.200 --> 0:13:54.439 the gridges, bgs, fans and posh knobs and go off 0:13:54.480 --> 0:13:59.120 this weekend, Kings and queens. Oh my love, Jody, what 0:13:59.280 --> 0:14:01.839 are you doing miss day? How does it roll out 0:14:01.880 --> 0:14:04.400 in the Hayes house set routine? 0:14:04.440 --> 0:14:06.160 It's good. We don't have a separ routine. So we've 0:14:06.160 --> 0:14:08.240 got kids that I think the biggest the biggest trick 0:14:08.320 --> 0:14:10.199 now with our kids is trying to get them to sleep. 0:14:10.720 --> 0:14:13.640 So we've as in the night before because we've told 0:14:13.679 --> 0:14:15.880 you before that Henry's a very excitable young man. 0:14:15.960 --> 0:14:17.560 And recently we went to Fiji. 0:14:17.720 --> 0:14:19.400 Kara told him that it was happening in two days time, 0:14:19.520 --> 0:14:21.600 it was happening on the actual day, knowing that he 0:14:21.840 --> 0:14:24.280 was slept properly the night before. So she said, hey, 0:14:24.320 --> 0:14:26.680 by the way, we're going to Fiji right now? Yeah, right, 0:14:26.720 --> 0:14:27.600 I know he's had a full. 0:14:27.520 --> 0:14:29.960 Night sleep because otherwise he just loses his little damn mind. 0:14:30.080 --> 0:14:31.360 But we always go to walk. 0:14:31.480 --> 0:14:34.200 Recently we have gone to Kara's mum's house as well, 0:14:34.600 --> 0:14:38.000 which takes all all the pressure of us. We get 0:14:38.040 --> 0:14:39.600 in the car, make sure you're there and just go 0:14:39.760 --> 0:14:40.080 from there. 0:14:40.160 --> 0:14:44.880 Yeah, we celebrate. So we normally all congregate down at Middleton, 0:14:45.120 --> 0:14:47.760 So we celebrate down there. But we had the great 0:14:48.400 --> 0:14:52.880 Christmas Cracker incident of about twenty twenty two that nearly 0:14:53.160 --> 0:14:54.720 threatened to destroy Christmas. 0:14:54.920 --> 0:14:58.320 I heard about this so on the news. I was on. 0:14:59.160 --> 0:15:00.560 It was on all the new outlets. 0:15:02.200 --> 0:15:05.880 Yes, so my beautiful sister in law curated this gorgeous 0:15:05.920 --> 0:15:08.440 table and Grandpa's one job was to bring the Christmas 0:15:08.520 --> 0:15:11.480 crackers and of course he's rock with Harry Porter. 0:15:11.600 --> 0:15:14.280 Christmas gre just a little bit different, just did not 0:15:14.520 --> 0:15:16.240 suit the Christmas cracker variety. 0:15:16.680 --> 0:15:19.880 The year Grandpa ruined Christmas. Well done, Steve. 0:15:22.040 --> 0:15:22.880 It was a nice little edge. 0:15:24.160 --> 0:15:26.000 Are you a Cracker family? Do you do the We 0:15:26.120 --> 0:15:27.960 do the cracks, and yeah, we do. 0:15:28.000 --> 0:15:30.560 The crackers, and also we do the crowns as well, 0:15:30.600 --> 0:15:32.280 because you've got to do the crowns. And it was 0:15:32.320 --> 0:15:35.040 only recently that's I think Americans that blew their mind 0:15:35.080 --> 0:15:36.400 that there was a Blue episode where they were in 0:15:36.440 --> 0:15:37.520 the Crowns going, what the hell is this? 0:15:37.920 --> 0:15:39.520 It's an Australian and English thing. 0:15:39.600 --> 0:15:41.680 I didn't realize it was unique to us. How do 0:15:41.760 --> 0:15:44.000 you go with the Christmas crowns? Produce a flat because 0:15:44.000 --> 0:15:46.520 you've got an abnormally large head, a massive head. 0:15:46.600 --> 0:15:49.240 Always have yeah, producer flats on DK mode. For those 0:15:49.280 --> 0:15:50.360 who used to play Golden Eye. 0:15:50.280 --> 0:15:53.080 Back in the day, all the Jamie Bonds and Nintendo 0:15:53.120 --> 0:15:54.520 sixty four gold Knight fans go. 0:15:54.680 --> 0:15:59.800 Oh, absolutely, I have no idea what you're talking about, DK, 0:16:00.920 --> 0:16:01.560 but I try. 0:16:01.440 --> 0:16:04.080 And get involved, even though I don't like dressing up, 0:16:04.120 --> 0:16:05.920 So I try and put it on my head, across 0:16:06.000 --> 0:16:08.080 my forehead and kind of sits perks up on the 0:16:08.120 --> 0:16:08.760 back of my head. 0:16:08.800 --> 0:16:09.640 It doesn't go around. 0:16:10.360 --> 0:16:12.960 The downside with that is after you have a few 0:16:13.320 --> 0:16:15.840 Christmas beers, I start to sweat. 0:16:15.960 --> 0:16:16.360 Yeah you do. 0:16:16.920 --> 0:16:20.040 And then you sweat in self defense, don't you. Yeah, 0:16:20.720 --> 0:16:22.320 some people throw punches, you sweat. 0:16:23.520 --> 0:16:25.440 It's my self defense technique. It's how to go. 0:16:25.680 --> 0:16:29.080 That's how ill producing flakes and Daij's sweating eaves. 0:16:29.280 --> 0:16:32.040 It's like like one of those little animals in the 0:16:32.080 --> 0:16:34.520 bushes that changes color, you know, to protect itself. So 0:16:34.560 --> 0:16:36.480 it blends into the grass that's flatted. 0:16:36.680 --> 0:16:42.240 It's water. So the predator goes, oh, don't touch him. 0:16:42.480 --> 0:16:44.520 He's off sweating. I've never been in a fight in 0:16:44.520 --> 0:16:44.760 my life. 0:16:44.800 --> 0:16:49.520 They're like, oh, from me, But the the paper crown 0:16:50.240 --> 0:16:53.360 when I sweat becomes a mushy, sticky. 0:16:54.560 --> 0:16:55.160 My forehead. 0:16:57.840 --> 0:16:59.840 Anyway, I'm related question, have you ever had sex? 0:16:59.880 --> 0:17:05.120 And not on Christmas Day? Not on Christmas Day? Jody? 0:17:07.160 --> 0:17:07.680 I need to know. 0:17:07.760 --> 0:17:08.399 I need to know now. 0:17:08.480 --> 0:17:09.879 I need to know. I need to know. 0:17:10.119 --> 0:17:13.159 I need to know what news today know just what 0:17:13.280 --> 0:17:13.800 you need to know? 0:17:15.040 --> 0:17:16.879 What you need to know with Jody? 0:17:16.960 --> 0:17:17.480 And has. 0:17:19.160 --> 0:17:22.320 Trump just named time a Man of the Year. Really 0:17:22.720 --> 0:17:23.679 he's started before as well. 0:17:23.760 --> 0:17:27.280 I think he has. It's extraordinary to me, what are 0:17:27.320 --> 0:17:30.480 we what are we celebrating about Trump? His kindness towards people, 0:17:30.640 --> 0:17:32.920 his empathy towards migrants. 0:17:32.640 --> 0:17:35.000 His beautiful orange, wispy hair. 0:17:35.200 --> 0:17:38.440 Oh, isn't that stunning? Apparently someone was telling me that 0:17:39.400 --> 0:17:41.760 the more stressed he gets, I think this could have 0:17:41.800 --> 0:17:44.280 been produced as the more stressed he gets, the more 0:17:44.400 --> 0:17:46.120 tanned he gets. So the orange. 0:17:48.440 --> 0:17:51.199 That's his defense mechanism. He just comes out. 0:17:51.720 --> 0:17:52.440 That's extraordinary. 0:17:52.440 --> 0:17:54.800 But I'm someone who approciates someone whose hair is quite whispy. 0:17:55.000 --> 0:17:56.880 It's just sort of heading down that path as well. 0:17:57.000 --> 0:18:00.440 It's not that wispy, but it's not getting thicker. It's 0:18:00.480 --> 0:18:02.200 sort of veering towards wispiness. 0:18:02.320 --> 0:18:05.639 Twenty twenty five has been the years, particularly the back end, 0:18:05.680 --> 0:18:07.760 the last couple of weeks, where you've become a hat guy. 0:18:08.080 --> 0:18:10.440 Yes, I'm wearing a hat right now, and underneath it 0:18:10.800 --> 0:18:12.960 is hair that's sort of verging into wispiness. 0:18:13.080 --> 0:18:15.200 Okay, well, don't compare yourself to Trump. 0:18:15.000 --> 0:18:19.320 Place comparentslf to Trump, same rig. But that's about it. 0:18:22.240 --> 0:18:24.159 What you also need to know today is that the 0:18:24.280 --> 0:18:27.440 world's richest man is now even richer. So Ela Musk 0:18:27.960 --> 0:18:32.800 is now worth six hundred and twenty five billion dollars. 0:18:33.200 --> 0:18:34.280 Wow, that's Australian. 0:18:34.560 --> 0:18:35.200 That's Australia. 0:18:35.200 --> 0:18:36.520 It's about four hundred US. 0:18:36.760 --> 0:18:39.360 Yes, do you need me to say that again, yes, 0:18:39.920 --> 0:18:42.920 six hundred and twenty five billion dollars. 0:18:43.240 --> 0:18:45.560 Wow, that is that's quite a lot of money. 0:18:46.080 --> 0:18:48.840 Now, we mentioned yesterday you asked me, because we're talking 0:18:48.840 --> 0:18:51.280 about the lotto win, the fifty million dollar lotto win, 0:18:51.320 --> 0:18:53.280 you asked me what I would purchase, and I told 0:18:53.280 --> 0:18:55.880 you I would purchase a fleet of jet ski. Surprise, surprise, 0:18:56.040 --> 0:18:59.920 I have just worked out six hundred and twenty five 0:19:00.160 --> 0:19:04.280