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Speaker 1: Good morning Melbourne, Melbourne, Lauren, start your morning the right away.

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Speaker 1: Be great.

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Speaker 2: This is Jason Lauren. No, you're one.

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Speaker 1: Hundred Wow, Good morning everybody, and happy for Friday.

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Speaker 3: Good morning Melbourne.

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Speaker 1: That came around quickly, doesn't it on us?

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Speaker 2: What a beautiful time already.

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Speaker 4: We're signing the campaign for the four day week yet. Yes,

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Speaker 4: we've basically had the whole start of this year has

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Speaker 4: been four day weeks.

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Speaker 1: Here and you hey, just out of curiosity, so I know.

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Speaker 1: We are embarking on our first family trip today. We

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Speaker 1: are heading to gather around.

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Speaker 3: National Lampoon's vacation.

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Speaker 1: Are you going to the Melbourne team bus or are

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Speaker 1: you coming with us? Because you rocked up in your

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Speaker 1: supporters gear this morning.

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Speaker 5: You look like you're in the cheese spray jacket. Are

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Speaker 5: you on the red blue or vintage spray jacket?

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Speaker 2: Now?

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Speaker 3: Talk to me?

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Speaker 2: Delightful, it feels so nice.

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Speaker 3: Is it is vintage?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, don't rub it too hard.

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Speaker 4: Did you pick it up from a second hand shot

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Speaker 4: or is it a vintage style to jacket?

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Speaker 2: It's vintage collection and the Melbourne Football Club sent it

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Speaker 2: to me. Is a little gift they wanted if you

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Speaker 2: guys wanted one.

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Speaker 1: To oh, put me down, then we could all look

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Speaker 1: like Kell night. I Mentionine trying to sneak up on people.

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Speaker 3: It's very Kell day night from kathin Key.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, I'm ready to go. Are you going on the plane?

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Speaker 4: You're going to wear that on the plane?

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Speaker 2: Absolutely not?

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Speaker 3: Come on, You've got to wear it on.

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Speaker 1: The plane, wear right on the plane on the plane.

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Speaker 3: Come on.

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Speaker 4: Because of it's game day for the D's, so you're

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Speaker 4: allowed to wear you merch on game day.

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Speaker 3: Any other days of the week, forget about it.

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Speaker 1: I might have to borrow it. I've done a rookie move.

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Speaker 1: So we're going straight from here to the airport right.

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Speaker 3: Oh, no, did you pack this morning?

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Speaker 1: No? Last night I was packing was very good. However,

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Speaker 1: all my shirts are in the wash, so washing them

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Speaker 1: all last night.

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Speaker 3: Is that why we're wearing a jump with no T shirt?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: No, no, I've got a shirt under. And then I

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Speaker 1: hung all my shirts in front of the fire last night, in.

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Speaker 3: Front of the fire that's suppressing.

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Speaker 6: Of the year, and then folding them all up this

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Speaker 6: morning and left them on the kitchen bend.

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Speaker 1: So we're doing a cheeky little stuff on Country Raid

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Speaker 1: on the way to the airport.

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Speaker 3: Isn't there one at the airport? I think there's one

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Speaker 3: at the airport.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I think it's more seeds too.

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Speaker 3: High in men's fashion. Is there at the airport?

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Speaker 2: There'll be some sort of linen shirt we can slip

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Speaker 2: you into.

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Speaker 3: Which airline A we're flying on?

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Speaker 1: I think it's Virgin. There'll be Virgin to Oxford's always there, yes?

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Speaker 2: Or MJ.

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Speaker 1: Bail or the pajamas Peter Alexander, Yeah, I can't wear that.

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Speaker 2: Get some silkies?

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Speaker 1: Is there?

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Speaker 3: We're in South Melbourne. Is there some kind of shop

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Speaker 3: around here.

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Speaker 1: That you could just round? Albert Park? Is country?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 4: Well, that's the other way to the airport.

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Speaker 1: It's three minute detour. We can do it fine. I'll

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Speaker 1: speak to the guys at the skybus. I'm sure we

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Speaker 1: can swing the double their capacity.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So we are all going to the footy tonight

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Speaker 3: for the other round.

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Speaker 2: That's dangerous, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: Isn't it this timeorrow?

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Speaker 2: We'll be into Thursday night. Bevoir, how cold like?

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Speaker 4: It's just kind of chilly and Adelaide at night time.

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Speaker 4: Make sure you've got a jumper.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh, how is this Bloody the Thumb Executive producer

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Speaker 1: Brodie's packed a blazer, a blazerazeroms and the college shirt.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, are you an MCC member.

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Speaker 1: You're doing the press junket afterwards or something.

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Speaker 4: Like Well, I didn't know what was the protocol and

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Speaker 4: Clint always wears a blazer, so I thought, what yeah,

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Speaker 4: but that's the court is in his spray Turkey exactly.

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Speaker 4: We're going to Adelaide. I think you can dress down

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Speaker 4: in Adelaide, can't you?

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Speaker 2: You can because it's nineteen ninety there.

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Speaker 4: That's why you wearing that jacket. They'll think that's new.

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Speaker 5: We're mentioning the footies on tonight or gather around kicks

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Speaker 5: off across the border in South Australia. You were there yesterday.

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Speaker 5: Adelaide has really come alive, hasn't it has now?

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Speaker 4: I was there a little early because I was there

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Speaker 4: for the gather around Spectacular Truesday night. But as I

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Speaker 4: arrived back into Melbourne yesterday, the airport was full of

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Speaker 4: people in their footy colors making their way to Adelaide

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Speaker 4: because they were like official functions last night, footy starts today,

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Speaker 4: school holidays. It was full of excited footy fans.

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Speaker 1: That old seat selection we did last night. It's not

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Speaker 1: looking good. I know.

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Speaker 2: I think the game plan has backfire.

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Speaker 3: You too, are dumb and dumber. I flagged this with

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Speaker 3: you from the.

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Speaker 1: Start, so clean went window, I went aisle and we

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Speaker 1: thought it that way. No one's going to.

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Speaker 2: Put last night. It looked like there were dozens of seats.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's the busiest weekend Adelaide route of the

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Speaker 4: year and it's also school holidays.

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Speaker 3: You're not going to get a spam men, we're going to.

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Speaker 1: Have a child between us.

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Speaker 5: Well, maybe we should have a fight with that person

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Speaker 5: in the middle, because last night there was some boxing

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Speaker 5: in South Australia. This was this was what a whole

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Speaker 5: bunch of retired AFL stars going at it. I'm not

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Speaker 5: too sure if it was for charity or not.

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Speaker 4: Well it was a pay per view on STAN. I

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Speaker 4: don't think it was for charity. Oh we because I

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Speaker 4: was when I when I was up there at the

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Speaker 4: Spectacular on Tuesday night, I walked in, I did some

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Speaker 4: live crosses and I came back to the stadium and

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Speaker 4: there were all these old football players, old man silky

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Speaker 4: boxer shorts and silky dressing gowns, and I was like this,

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Speaker 4: people just.

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Speaker 5: Arrived with big screams, spectacular, like silky boxer shorts.

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Speaker 1: All of the names who were boxing.

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Speaker 5: So I think we've got some audio of this quite

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Speaker 5: brutal fight between was it Anthony Rocker and Corey McKinnon.

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Speaker 1: Was actually.

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Speaker 2: Gone or not gone, but just you know on the.

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Speaker 4: Canvas in this silky little boxer shorts.

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Speaker 5: The other fight that got a little bit of attention

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Speaker 5: involved Cane Corns. Now, Cane Corns is a bit of

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Speaker 5: a human headline when it comes to footy. He was

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Speaker 5: he played for Port Adelaide, won a premiership up against

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Speaker 5: Nathan Brown and they tend to take the piss out

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Speaker 5: of each each other on the Sunday.

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Speaker 3: On that show, Sunday Show which you should have.

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Speaker 2: Seen Cane Corns spectacular.

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Speaker 1: Listen having a bit of success. Now cane Corns and

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Speaker 1: Brown comes back a big left but tr from Nathan Brown.

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Speaker 1: Lovely left hands for Nathan Brown.

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Speaker 3: So when I saw him.

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Speaker 2: At the Brownie commentating Jonathan Brown, I.

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Speaker 4: Think, so, yeah, Cane Corns is so lean, must have

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Speaker 4: zero percent body fat.

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Speaker 2: He was do marathons, doesn't he?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? And then I saw Dane Swan standing on the

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Speaker 4: stage facing what's the other Collingwood? Dale? That's it, thank

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Speaker 4: you Dale Thomas and they were going to knock each

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Speaker 4: other out.

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Speaker 1: Who do you think would win the fight between Lauren

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Speaker 1: Phillips and Jackie.

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Speaker 4: Me every day of the week boxing, I would you've

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Speaker 4: seen the size of me coats.

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Speaker 3: Could eat her for breakfast.

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Speaker 4: She'd be a featherweight and I would not be a featherweight,

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Speaker 4: the lightweight one.

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Speaker 1: What about you on Fife, you reckon? You could take

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Speaker 1: her as well, Melbourneburn couple. She looks fit. You have

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Speaker 1: to chase around the ring, but if you've got your

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Speaker 1: hands on it, you reckon.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Also, I can't stand watching females box.

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Speaker 1: So you just want to get over with one punch

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Speaker 1: walk away?

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Speaker 4: No, I just don't. I don't like seeing girls far.

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Speaker 1: I reckon stand as to go against Fiv.

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Speaker 2: Brendan Favola just squash you like eat me.

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Speaker 4: He'd be holding you by the ankles, shaking you up

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Speaker 4: ran laps of the never you.

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Speaker 2: Never catch me.

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Speaker 1: To be honest with me and think about it, I'd

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Speaker 1: fight dirty me up against Christian O'Connell from Gold.

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Speaker 4: You'd win that one.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, do you know what I take the old man

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Speaker 1: Christian's got him no way.

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Speaker 4: Slapper.

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Speaker 3: He'd slap you across the face. I couldn't imagine him.

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Speaker 2: Boy boy, boys can be a bit fire. I'm like, I.

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Speaker 1: Would just yeah, I'd be biting that.

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Speaker 2: He.

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Speaker 1: I'd fight that in the ring, probably pakishing.

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Speaker 3: What about you, v Kyle?

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Speaker 1: You know what. I'd run around the ring and he'd

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Speaker 1: never heard attack Chason me and he would fit.

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Speaker 4: Into the silk boxer, shile in the little boxes, in

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Speaker 4: his little silky robe.

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Speaker 1: It's just got nineteen to seven. You indulge me for

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Speaker 1: a second, in.

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Speaker 3: Fact, nineteen to seven, not twenty to seven.

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Speaker 1: Nineteen to seven, you guys, don't you know what? You're

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Speaker 1: not going to ruin my vibe? Six forty.

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Speaker 3: What's happened in the Hawkins household last night? That's got

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Speaker 3: you up?

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Speaker 4: And about jay.

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Speaker 1: Kids went to bed last night.

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Speaker 4: Great.

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Speaker 1: I looked at the wife, gave them a nods.

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Speaker 2: Oh the nod.

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Speaker 1: She looked back at me. So we can do this.

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Speaker 1: She's like, yep, Ben and Jerry's no better.

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Speaker 3: Connoisseer on a stick.

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Speaker 1: No, no, I've booked a trip for my wife and

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Speaker 1: two of the kids to go away next week.

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Speaker 4: You've got because we're off next week.

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Speaker 2: What's happened to you're sending them? I'll take the baby.

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Speaker 3: You're sending them.

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Speaker 4: Away on school holidays and you're staying home and you've

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Speaker 4: got the house to yourself.

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Speaker 1: Well, me and the two year old, which is fine.

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Speaker 1: He loves to party too. No, wonder you are that

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Speaker 1: is better than sex?

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Speaker 8: Yes?

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Speaker 4: Was it a hard cell or was she happy to go?

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Speaker 4: I reckon she'd be very happy to think.

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Speaker 1: He goes down to the two like when I'm nodded,

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Speaker 1: I'm not the more for that, And I'm like, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: do you want to go on holiday? And she's like,

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, I'm not back to that.

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Speaker 3: Are they off to?

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Speaker 1: You're off to Queen's Land? Nice?

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Speaker 4: Yes, everybody wins better than doing the d better than

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Speaker 4: well in my house.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Thank you, congratulations.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Clint.

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Speaker 4: I went to bed early because I was exhausted. And paul,

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Speaker 4: He's got this cough and I that's going to drive

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Speaker 4: must be feeling better. It didn't cough, rolled over, he

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Speaker 2: King Welcome to my world, where I do it every

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Speaker 4: You're so happy having the big bed to your star.

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Speaker 5: No, it is better than sex, so now hear me. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: retainers aren't very sexy. Like the retainers, the ones you

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Speaker 3: Well, I do that. I put my visiline in.

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Speaker 4: I'm like your morning, but you kind of slept.

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Speaker 1: That cough is a fake.

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Speaker 2: But Lauren, that feeling of taking your retainer out in

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Speaker 4: And they feel so good, so good, like that muscle

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Speaker 9: I mean, I I don't know if I'm there with

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Speaker 1: Is like, I mean, you've got more chance of getting

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Speaker 2: That's that's debatables.

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Speaker 1: Let's get dirty and in return we're going to make

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Speaker 1: you clean. I have vouchers for Jim's Cleaning. They've got

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Speaker 3: Grabs, Melbourne. What is better than doing the deed?

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Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number. What's better than

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Speaker 1: doing the deed?

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Speaker 4: It's a very good question, great question, and it's amazing

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Speaker 4: the things that get us excited. Clint, you were saying before,

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Speaker 4: you love nothing more than waking up flicking out your retainer.

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Speaker 5: Ripping the retainer out because the teeth have moved overnight.

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Speaker 5: This has got that nice, sort of nicet of feel

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Speaker 4: When the tensions you know, what else? Have you ever

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Speaker 4: used those blister block band aids like that you put

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Speaker 4: on the mental heal blisters? Oh yeah, when you peel

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Speaker 2: How are you going over there?

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Speaker 1: Jason? Yeah, I'm rebooting the phone system here.

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Speaker 2: Is that better than sex?

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Speaker 1: If it works, it will be. Let me tell you.

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Speaker 2: Just let out an audible groan.

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Speaker 4: We've got a few phone issues. So I'm going to

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Speaker 4: keep talking about things that get me. When you open

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Speaker 4: Do you go to the fridge and there's nothing there?

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Speaker 4: a spare tub of ben and Jerry's nose here miniature.

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Speaker 1: One or neapolitan, and someone's left the strawberry.

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Speaker 2: I love the strawberry.

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Speaker 1: Let's got a Nick and Chadson. Morning, Nikki, Morning guys.

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Speaker 1: How are you good? What's better than doing the day?

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Speaker 10: So as soon as you finished shower, you come out

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Speaker 10: of the shower, you take the Q tips while your

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Speaker 10: ears are still a little damn and you insert the

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Speaker 10: Q tips inside your ears, you twist them and you

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Speaker 10: clean them. Oh my god, that is.

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Speaker 1: I've never done that.

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Speaker 2: You've still got to be wet, dude.

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Speaker 10: A little bit, a little damn.

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Speaker 3: How many suggests that the Q tips you gross?

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Speaker 2: I don't want to. I don't want to see your ear.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I want to be standing there

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Speaker 1: catching look at myself nude in the mirror while holding

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Speaker 1: a Q tip for my ear.

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Speaker 3: You wrapped in a towel? Surely not fully news.

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Speaker 2: Real calendar pose, isn't it?

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Speaker 1: At the top of the waist?

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Speaker 4: All right?

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Speaker 1: Let's go to Anthony.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, Anthony. One second a man wrapped in a towel

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Speaker 3: covering his nipples.

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Speaker 2: He's so.

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Speaker 3: Like, put it around your waist, lads.

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Speaker 1: Around the heir.

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Speaker 4: You need the heir when men wear it under their arms,

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Speaker 4: out of the beach and under their towels.

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Speaker 1: Here, I just want to see how it look. Yeah, right,

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Speaker 1: let's go to Anthony. Anthony. What's better than doing the deed?

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Speaker 2: Yeh?

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Speaker 11: After a good night's sleep, you wake up and you

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Speaker 11: do that first big stretching bed.

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Speaker 2: Yep, it's.

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Speaker 11: I would say better than sex, certainly because it's a

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Speaker 11: lot less work first.

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Speaker 6: Thing in the morning.

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Speaker 3: I know that is a great feeling, though, when you.

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Speaker 1: Just thirteen twenty fourteen, what's better than doing the deed?

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Speaker 3: Melbourne, Michael and Bannockburn.

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Speaker 2: Good morning, talk to us morning guys.

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Speaker 11: I have to say what the best is when you

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Speaker 11: open up a dart of someone that can't open the.

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Speaker 4: Door, that's hot, that's what that is.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll give you a hot tap. You know what

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Speaker 1: you do your spirit with the knife as well?

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Speaker 2: What do you mean to give it to mare?

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Speaker 1: What's that?

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Speaker 2: What do you mean? Like?

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Speaker 5: So if I'm passing your cantong.

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Speaker 1: Right, well, not a king toong.

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Speaker 5: I always struggle with mod bulk some strawberry jam.

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Speaker 1: Now you know the dorito it's.

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Speaker 3: Hard, But what about when you twist it and you

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Speaker 3: get the pop? You know, the first time you open

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Speaker 3: it goes.

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Speaker 1: But the dorito salts a little thing.

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Speaker 2: I know.

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Speaker 1: You just you run it under order, No you touch it.

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Speaker 4: You tuck the back of the knife on it, and

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Speaker 4: it goes pop and then you can under it.

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Speaker 1: Just spirit with the knife and let's air in and then.

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Speaker 3: And you can't reseal it if you want to go

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Speaker 3: back from all tomorrow.

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Speaker 5: Especially when that's cue, especially when you get the reaction

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Speaker 5: of the person that was meant to be opening it

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Speaker 5: and they couldn't open it, and you look at them

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Speaker 5: in the eyes and You're.

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Speaker 4: Like, what about when you're opening a bottle of wine

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Speaker 4: with a cork and you screw it in and just

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Speaker 4: in one go it goes Oh yeah, sometimes you got

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Speaker 4: to you gotta go again.

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Speaker 1: I'm always a person that breaks the cork.

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Speaker 3: Ah loaser, that's what that is.

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Speaker 1: It is.

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Speaker 3: There's actually nothing worse than that, the broken price.

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Speaker 2: A few goes at it.

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Speaker 1: Sadly. The oldest person in the world has parted this.

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Speaker 2: Earth, say part of it.

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Speaker 3: Actually the oldest.

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Speaker 2: To he's rip he's brown bread.

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Speaker 4: Now the oldest man there is still an older living woman. Really, yes, Maria,

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Speaker 4: she's one hundred and seventy.

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Speaker 1: How old was she? How long was that one? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: One, He's at one with heaven now.

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Speaker 5: Juan Vincent Perez Mora was one hundred and fourteen, about

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Speaker 5: to turn one hundred and fifteen. The secret to his

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Speaker 5: success in life was having a daily glass of Colombian locure.

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Speaker 4: Good on it, Oh Colombian lo cure alter?

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Speaker 3: What is Colombian look cute?

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Speaker 4: We should get no bayle, we should we should have

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Speaker 4: one every morning and start our morning.

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Speaker 3: Oh Heaven helped me.

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Speaker 4: If Jase's still alive at one hundred and twenty, imagine, Crank,

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Speaker 4: we've been calling him.

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Speaker 1: In his forty I'm barely alive today.

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Speaker 3: It's pretty amazing.

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Speaker 4: He was born before the television was invented, over phone,

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Speaker 4: and obviously before the internet was invented and many other things.

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Speaker 1: I just like everyone around you would die.

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Speaker 4: Well, no, no, he's got like seventy five thousand grandchildren.

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Speaker 1: No, no, but.

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Speaker 2: Everyone he's got great great grandchildren.

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Speaker 3: Great great grand great great grandchildren.

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Speaker 1: That's crazy. I imagine trying to remember the birthdays.

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Speaker 4: Imagine, but imagine how many presents you'd get at one

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Speaker 4: hundred and seventeen great kids?

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Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four to ten is our number. We want

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Speaker 3: to know.

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Speaker 4: Do we have an old or young audience? How old

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Speaker 4: are you Melbourne listening right now? I'd like to know

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Speaker 4: who our oldest listener is.

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Speaker 1: If it's my dad's oldest.

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Speaker 4: All right, let's go first of all, Dalynn in back

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Speaker 4: of lash morning old.

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Speaker 3: Should we have a guest?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Morning? How are you Lynn?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Well, thank you? Seventy two, seventy two.

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Speaker 3: I think Lind's in the sixties.

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Speaker 2: Sixty eight, sixty eight.

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Speaker 1: How are are you sixty one?

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Speaker 4: Very young?

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Speaker 9: Sixty one?

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Speaker 1: Once than thirty?

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Speaker 2: It is that you're practically fifty? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Who oh, Lin, you put on your lin? Do you

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Speaker 4: think our show's mature? Lin part?

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Speaker 3: Do you think our show's mature?

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Speaker 1: It's actually quite good.

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Speaker 8: I've been following us hollow around and then from Adelaide

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Speaker 8: there on the evening.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I'm really pleased.

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Speaker 1: You here because it's it's a good show.

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Speaker 7: Thanks because I read to the gym every morning, So

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Speaker 7: good on your lin.

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Speaker 4: Sixty one off to the gym every morning.

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Speaker 2: Should be a water Rocks kind of girl.

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Speaker 3: Do you think she's having the Colombian licure?

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Speaker 1: Doesn't have to the front off speaker.

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Speaker 6: Let's get a kaz O Grave Morning, Kaz, Morning, Kaz

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Speaker 6: eighty two eighty two.

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Speaker 2: Let him talk. What are you up to today, Kaz.

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Speaker 8: May I'm a Gabo.

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Speaker 12: I'm already at work.

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Speaker 3: Oh, good on your sixty shout out to the gabos.

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Speaker 5: Sixty, I'm saying sixty seventy.

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Speaker 1: No, how old are you? Caves? Fifty two? Good on

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Speaker 1: your caves and not ready to give up the old

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Speaker 1: garbage truck yet?

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Speaker 8: No by a long shot.

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Speaker 4: Now, question, Cas, are you the driver or you the

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Speaker 4: one chasing the truck down the streets?

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Speaker 12: Sing the bins in No, but one that chases the

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Speaker 12: truck down the street is.

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Speaker 1: Called a rear loader, a real loader.

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Speaker 11: Yes, there are three shorts. There are front loaders, rearloaders,

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Speaker 11: and sideloaders.

456
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Speaker 3: And what are you me?

457
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Speaker 10: I'm a sideloader driver.

458
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Speaker 12: Go around and pick up everybody's domestic fact.

459
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Speaker 3: My bin didn't get picked up this week.

460
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:39,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, my neighbor's been Andrew didn't get picked up.

461
00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:43,760
Speaker 4: Any any chance to swing past my place this morning, Caves, No.

462
00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:47,720
Speaker 2: Put the bin out out the front of my place.

463
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:51,080
Speaker 11: Because you will find the reason your bin wasn't picked

464
00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:53,080
Speaker 11: up is because they're working a day late.

465
00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:57,000
Speaker 4: So did I put the bin out on the wrong day?

466
00:19:57,359 --> 00:19:58,640
Speaker 2: You put it out on the right day.

467
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Speaker 11: They just collected a daylight.

468
00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:02,960
Speaker 3: Oh okay, yeah right, I'm confused.

469
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Speaker 2: Good on?

470
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:04,280
Speaker 1: What was he?

471
00:20:04,359 --> 00:20:04,840
Speaker 3: Sixty two?

472
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Speaker 2: Yeah?

473
00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:06,040
Speaker 3: All right?

474
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:07,240
Speaker 1: Side lader?

475
00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:12,280
Speaker 2: Sidelader David turn the south? Oh hit us, Dave?

476
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Speaker 1: How are you? How are you going? Guys? He sound young,

477
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Speaker 1: He sounds young in his sixties twenty.

478
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Speaker 2: One fifties fifty eight, No, sixty.

479
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Speaker 4: Five sixty four, that's sixty five sixty five.

480
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Speaker 1: Sounds like you know what, sounds like he's got silver

481
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Speaker 1: hair a little bit. George Clooney look alone.

482
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Speaker 4: Oh yeah.

483
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Speaker 3: Do you think our show's appropriate? Do you like listening

484
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Speaker 3: to it?

485
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Speaker 4: Sixty five?

486
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Speaker 2: Yes?

487
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Speaker 1: Oh good?

488
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:40,280
Speaker 3: Do you think Clinton man Child's David.

489
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Speaker 10: At the best of times?

490
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Speaker 3: Yeah? I like David's voice thirteen twenty four to ten.

491
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Speaker 3: If year older than sixty, how old was he? Sixty five?

492
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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's our oldest so far. If you're older than that,

493
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Speaker 4: give us a bus.

494
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Speaker 1: Let's go to Frankston or Ross. Good morning, good mining.

495
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Speaker 4: You'll rightly Ross?

496
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Speaker 1: You know why because he's retired. He's living Ross.

497
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Speaker 4: I wish do you play golf? Ross?

498
00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:12,560
Speaker 1: Are you calling from a cruise ship?

499
00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:12,760
Speaker 8: Rock?

500
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Speaker 2: Ross?

501
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Speaker 4: How old are you?

502
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Speaker 11: I am sixty nine?

503
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Speaker 3: What are you doing for your last year of your sixties?

504
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Speaker 1: Ros?

505
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:26,040
Speaker 2: To muff and break?

506
00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:28,920
Speaker 6: I'm going to work.

507
00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:29,960
Speaker 7: Good.

508
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Speaker 1: What do you do for a living? Ross?

509
00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:39,360
Speaker 11: I have a factory with fabrication specialists.

510
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:40,959
Speaker 3: Too smart for us.

511
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Speaker 1: It's out and sketch at the start, like it's something illegal.

512
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Speaker 2: But he's not.

513
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Speaker 4: He's not retired. He's running his own business.

514
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Speaker 1: All right. Let's fly through the last two in sand Dringham. Becky,

515
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Speaker 1: good morning, good morning, she says.

516
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Speaker 3: Lovely, doesn't he sounds like a school teacher.

517
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Speaker 1: Seventy five Bacon uphans for the street. How old are you?

518
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:05,359
Speaker 7: Oh no, I'm not that old.

519
00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:07,119
Speaker 3: How old are you, Becky?

520
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:08,920
Speaker 7: I'm now seventy one?

521
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:13,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, this is great, Becky. What's a retirement age

522
00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:17,879
Speaker 1: these days? Becky? What's what's the retirement what's the retirement age?

523
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:22,800
Speaker 3: Rude?

524
00:22:23,119 --> 00:22:25,760
Speaker 7: I've just had the rubbish spin men coming past the door.

525
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Speaker 7: That's why I couldn't know you.

526
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Speaker 8: Oh.

527
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Speaker 3: I love the SI good on you, Becky. Seven.

528
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Speaker 4: So we've got someone in their seventies? Is there anyone

529
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Speaker 4: out there older than seventy one listening to our show?

530
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:40,320
Speaker 1: Let's wrap up in Bentley, just down the raid from

531
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Speaker 1: my joint, so we might hit it off at the area.

532
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Speaker 1: Get a Robert.

533
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Speaker 4: Hello, Oh Robert, I love the sound of you. Tell

534
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:52,280
Speaker 4: us about yourself. What are your hobbies include? Robert?

535
00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:55,480
Speaker 2: Fishing, camping.

536
00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:58,200
Speaker 1: I knew it was.

537
00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:01,560
Speaker 3: This is Jason's look into his future.

538
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Speaker 1: Robert. I'm locking in.

539
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Speaker 5: I'm locking in eighty five, No, seventy four, I'm going

540
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Speaker 5: to go seventy eight, Robert?

541
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Speaker 1: How old are you?

542
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:15,399
Speaker 2: Rob Win? Robert?

543
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,320
Speaker 3: Hey, Robert? At this point, is this a trophy?

544
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:20,680
Speaker 4: You're hoping to win today our oldest listener.

545
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:22,800
Speaker 2: I've never won anything in my life.

546
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:24,680
Speaker 13: I'm very pleased to be able to win.

547
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:26,520
Speaker 1: Is that good on you?

548
00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:32,280
Speaker 2: Are you putting on a voice? Yeah, that's your dad?

549
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:32,880
Speaker 4: Rob?

550
00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:34,480
Speaker 1: Oh? Is that your dad?

551
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:37,439
Speaker 2: That's not my dad, Bobby it is?

552
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:42,159
Speaker 3: That's not my dad. What my dad sounds like?

553
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:44,440
Speaker 1: And that ain't my dad, Bobby Phillips? Is that you?

554
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:48,320
Speaker 10: It is Bobby Phillips, that's not my dad.

555
00:23:49,359 --> 00:23:52,800
Speaker 3: That your name's Robert, but you're not my dad? How

556
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:53,400
Speaker 3: old are you really?

557
00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:53,720
Speaker 2: Robert?

558
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:54,560
Speaker 1: Maybe he is?

559
00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:57,639
Speaker 2: How many dads you go?

560
00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:00,120
Speaker 1: We might need to get your muma.

561
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Speaker 5: South planning your essay road trip at South Australia dot

562
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Speaker 5: com slash road trips.

563
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Speaker 1: Jason Lawrence, great gather around gathering. How would you like

564
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Speaker 1: to join us and jump a plane today? That's right

565
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Speaker 1: today and head to gather around this weekend and check

566
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Speaker 1: out what South Australia has on offer. Can I remind

567
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Speaker 1: you to start planning SA road trip as South Australia

568
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Speaker 1: dot com slash road trips.

569
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Speaker 4: All right now if you want to be coming to

570
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:31,600
Speaker 4: gather around with us. We're looking for armchair commentators who

571
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:34,720
Speaker 4: can commentate a moment in time at the Mighty MCJ we've.

572
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:38,439
Speaker 2: All done it. Yeah, having a go fake crowd.

573
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:42,000
Speaker 1: I remember growing up my neighbors used to say, we

574
00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:44,080
Speaker 1: don't watch the football. We just listened to your dad

575
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:44,919
Speaker 1: and we know the school.

576
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Speaker 2: Yes loud.

577
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:48,320
Speaker 1: He would sit on the edge of the coffee table

578
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:51,160
Speaker 1: so he was closer to the TV and full.

579
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:51,840
Speaker 2: Blight every bump.

580
00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:54,239
Speaker 4: Sitting next to my mum at the football is like

581
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Speaker 4: sitting next to a commentator. She commentates every single.

582
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Speaker 1: Move you do. Hear breaks in the commentary.

583
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:07,560
Speaker 4: All right, let's see Francesca from Nary. Warren can do better.

584
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Speaker 4: Good morning, Francesca, Gay. What what teams do you barry for?

585
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:16,280
Speaker 4: Francesca Collingwood money Magpie.

586
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Speaker 1: That's all right. We had to win last week against

587
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Speaker 1: the Lines and hopefully we'll get another one this week

588
00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:24,119
Speaker 1: against the Hawks. All right, what game are you commentating?

589
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:26,920
Speaker 7: Probably AFL Grand Final.

590
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:28,880
Speaker 1: Okay, so that was a good day.

591
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:32,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, great, the Mighty MCG one day in September.

592
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:34,480
Speaker 3: Here's Francesca in the commentary box.

593
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Speaker 10: Oh my gosh, let's go to the last goal of ittom.

594
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Speaker 1: Right, here we go.

595
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Speaker 2: I'll lead You want to get golf from outside fifty

596
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:49,439
Speaker 2: I forgot.

597
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:55,480
Speaker 5: Oh my god, still Sidebonds marked a fifty out fifty out.

598
00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:58,440
Speaker 7: Side Bottom kicked the goal and.

599
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:04,680
Speaker 3: Francesca, do you want to try one more time?

600
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:07,200
Speaker 4: Big Mason Cox chugs it, taps it down in the ruck.

601
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Speaker 1: I can't.

602
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:12,919
Speaker 5: He'll take us back to steel side Bottom. He's fifty

603
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:15,480
Speaker 5: meters out. He's lining up the girl.

604
00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:17,919
Speaker 2: It's a big moment because the Premiership is here to

605
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:22,840
Speaker 2: be one, isn't it. Francesca, Oh my god, I don't

606
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:23,440
Speaker 2: know what to say.

607
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:25,359
Speaker 1: I gathered that.

608
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:27,200
Speaker 2: I mean this one could be lying.

609
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Speaker 3: Francesca, do you want to come together around?

610
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:31,720
Speaker 4: I really do.

611
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:37,560
Speaker 1: I don't know want to give a tickets because I

612
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:38,680
Speaker 1: know I should be quiet in the box.

613
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Speaker 7: I'm like the worst I'm watching.

614
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Speaker 1: You know what, I've got an idea. Let's come back

615
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Speaker 1: to you. All right, We'll give you one more chance.

616
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Speaker 1: Let's get Angela morning, Angela, good morning.

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Speaker 2: Use the competition stiff this morning.

618
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Speaker 3: I'm not going to laugh, okay, Angela?

619
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Speaker 4: What team do you bag for?

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Speaker 7: I bag for Carlton.

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Speaker 4: Carlton, all right, the Blue? So what what stadium in

622
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Speaker 4: taking is to with the MCG.

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Speaker 7: Today We're going to the MCG. The last the Preslium Final,

624
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Speaker 7: the semi final, I should say as Melbourne.

625
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Speaker 3: Okay, all right, Angela, here we go. We're just crossing

626
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:25,680
Speaker 3: to the commentary box.

627
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:30,840
Speaker 7: Now, Okay, it's the last minute and Carlton needs to

628
00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:35,760
Speaker 7: bore a goal to win this game. Langdon has the four.

629
00:27:36,119 --> 00:27:39,200
Speaker 7: He kicks it straight to biny Biney kiss it, kicks

630
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:42,720
Speaker 7: it straight to Watering from Weadering. He kicks it straight

631
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Speaker 7: to Holland. Holland forty. Don't not.

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Speaker 2: That not before like a school and.

633
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:04,960
Speaker 4: Not as good as how's the celebrations like we're going.

634
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Speaker 1: Imagine if you were just tuning in, he'd be like,

635
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:18,720
Speaker 1: what are they doing on Nova?

636
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:20,720
Speaker 3: I'll get a quenchry checking with Francisca.

637
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:25,280
Speaker 5: Just one more time, hey, franch chessca steel sidebottom fifty.

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00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:27,560
Speaker 2: Aster that moment.

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Speaker 7: Oh, you're a.

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00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:31,160
Speaker 1: Trusting answer, all right?

641
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:33,199
Speaker 8: Can it can be just a random scenario?

642
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:35,800
Speaker 2: Yes, at this point you can be kicking the girl

643
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Speaker 2: if you want to be.

644
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:40,360
Speaker 4: A commentating soccer So right, okay.

645
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 7: Jacob has the ball, kicks it to Mason Cock.

646
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:45,400
Speaker 8: Mason Cox leaves lead with the mark.

647
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Speaker 1: Mark the ball.

648
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:48,240
Speaker 7: It's the plast thirty seconds of the game.

649
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Speaker 2: You hold the ball.

650
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:53,960
Speaker 1: He's still holding the ball.

651
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:56,760
Speaker 7: He's holding the ball, he's setting he's setting up a

652
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Speaker 7: goal and he gets the goal. The cracks wild.

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Speaker 4: Oh wow, good on your all right decision to come

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Speaker 4: on have some respect.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Angela, we'll see you are gathering.

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Speaker 3: Did you see that coming in.

657
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Speaker 7: A little bit.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, flights are com tickets and that is for yours

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Speaker 1: and you will see how amazing essay and what it

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Speaker 1: has on offer. Start planning at s a road trip.

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Speaker 1: It's out Australia dot com slash road trips and do

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Speaker 1: it today.

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Speaker 5: Francesca is still there and there are Fox footies on

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Speaker 5: the on the line there they're keen to engage your services.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, well done, Francesca. I haven't given you

666
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Speaker 4: the win. You did great, Francesca, proud of you.

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Speaker 1: I think my parents talking to me after school sports Candi,

668
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Speaker 1: you know what we're missing someone?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we're supposed to have a very special guest scene

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Speaker 4: which I was so excited about.

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Speaker 2: Merrick Watts.

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Speaker 4: I love Merrick.

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00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:14,680
Speaker 1: However, I've got him on the phone.

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Speaker 12: Merrick, good morning team, how are you? Thanks very much

675
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:23,400
Speaker 12: for moving the radio station from Richmond to South Melbourne.

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00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:25,280
Speaker 12: That was convenience this morning?

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Speaker 3: Have you gone to the wrong spot.

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Speaker 2: Over?

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Speaker 7: Is something there?

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Speaker 12: Like a million Richmond? And I was just like, where's

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Speaker 12: the radio station? Mary? Where is it produced? And I

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00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:40,600
Speaker 12: said this is South Melbourne. I went, oh, well that's me.

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Speaker 12: All I have to do is just cross the city.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, drive across that Are you banging on the doors there?

685
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Speaker 3: Did you get out of the car?

686
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Speaker 12: I was totally out of the car. I was sitting

687
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Speaker 12: in the floor the whole lot. I'm now a person

688
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Speaker 12: of suspect because somebody was walking past me, just going

689
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Speaker 12: what are you doing hanging out in the floor And

690
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:57,960
Speaker 12: I was just like, I'm here for the radio, and

691
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,920
Speaker 12: they went, there's no radio, mate, An you've just had

692
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:02,000
Speaker 12: a small brain snat.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

694
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:05,680
Speaker 4: Well that's better than I thought you were standing us up.

695
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:06,520
Speaker 4: I thought we were getting a.

696
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:08,080
Speaker 1: It could have been worse. Could have been yelling out

697
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:12,480
Speaker 1: for Brownie and Chrissy. I'm here, put me on. Well mate,

698
00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:14,000
Speaker 1: you make your way across the city. We'll see you

699
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:14,520
Speaker 1: when you get here.

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Speaker 12: All right, yeah, very shortly. I'm just gonna cross huddle streets.

701
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:19,480
Speaker 4: I'll see you guys in about four eight exactly.

702
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:21,960
Speaker 1: You drive carefully, did you ever think after launching over

703
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:23,880
Speaker 1: Sydney you'd be back on the air twenty years later

704
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:26,400
Speaker 1: doing traffic reports on over Melbourne.

705
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:29,280
Speaker 12: This is exactly how I imagined it. Only I thought

706
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:31,080
Speaker 12: that might be the helicopter by now. But no, I'm

707
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:32,320
Speaker 12: just in my mum's mansie.

708
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:35,760
Speaker 3: Now is the traffic looking out there?

709
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:40,920
Speaker 12: From my mum's manster, it's looking pretty thick. I'm living

710
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:42,200
Speaker 12: the dream my mum's man.

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Speaker 2: Did you hear that?

712
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:47,760
Speaker 1: Sir? Very what johns on the air whenever he gets

713
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:50,600
Speaker 1: it on his way from the old Nova in Richmond.

714
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:55,200
Speaker 5: Funny story in the news right now involving Bruce Lehman,

715
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:57,680
Speaker 5: Channel seven, Channel ten.

716
00:31:58,360 --> 00:31:59,560
Speaker 2: It's a big messy one.

717
00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:02,320
Speaker 5: It's being played out in the federal court right now.

718
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:05,800
Speaker 5: By way of background, Basically he has been suing Channel

719
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:09,280
Speaker 5: ten and journalist Lisa Wilkinson over an interview right and

720
00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:12,840
Speaker 5: then it has now been alleged or it has come

721
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:16,520
Speaker 5: to light that Channel seven, the broadcast seven, has allegedly

722
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:22,360
Speaker 5: reimbursed Bruce Lherman for money spent on all things drugs, prostitutes, massages,

723
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:26,440
Speaker 5: rounds of golf nights out. It's a very very murky story.

724
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:28,400
Speaker 5: The allegations, I must say, are very serious.

725
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Speaker 1: Obviously we can't even get a cap charge here.

726
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:35,800
Speaker 3: No, no, and they're not giving us massage. Foun the

727
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:37,680
Speaker 3: massage thing like.

728
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:41,080
Speaker 4: There's a lot of massage places around Melbourne and sometimes

729
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:43,440
Speaker 4: I love popping into them and getting a little like

730
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:44,960
Speaker 4: twenty minute foot and calf.

731
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:48,480
Speaker 5: So we're talking the shopping center massage places.

732
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Speaker 1: You should try some of the ones near Crown that

733
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:52,480
Speaker 1: have the light up signs this is open.

734
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:54,800
Speaker 4: He's a light up sign to giveaway that.

735
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Speaker 5: I would say apparently in Hong Kong, if the sign

736
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:03,280
Speaker 5: flashes it's extras.

737
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Speaker 2: Well.

738
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Speaker 4: Another way I think to find out what you're walking

739
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:10,640
Speaker 4: into is to google the place. And there's a massage

740
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:13,200
Speaker 4: place that has come up in this story. So I've

741
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:15,480
Speaker 4: gone on it. I've gone on its Google reviews.

742
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Speaker 1: Can I ask what the name of it is?

743
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:19,760
Speaker 2: You've done some recent case?

744
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:22,200
Speaker 1: Is a gentle Hands or it will be something like that?

745
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:27,000
Speaker 4: Since I anyway, I've gone in and done the reviews.

746
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:28,080
Speaker 2: You've done it written one.

747
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:33,640
Speaker 4: I have there, but Google has all come.

748
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:37,440
Speaker 1: Did they say that? Listen? Did they play.

749
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Speaker 3: James didn't have a good time?

750
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:42,880
Speaker 1: They washed your feet first?

751
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:43,560
Speaker 3: Go in there?

752
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:45,760
Speaker 4: I just went on the Google reviews and none of

753
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:49,040
Speaker 4: us went in there. James didn't have a good James.

754
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:51,680
Speaker 3: James gave it one star.

755
00:33:54,320 --> 00:34:00,320
Speaker 4: James said they were only interested in non massage, and

756
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:03,360
Speaker 4: I was charged for an hour when it only took

757
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:08,160
Speaker 4: me ten minutes. I think that's James's problem, isn't it also?

758
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:09,200
Speaker 4: I think you can blame then.

759
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:10,799
Speaker 1: I like it. He puts it back on them. I

760
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:13,160
Speaker 1: was actually after a message, but I was forced into

761
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:13,759
Speaker 1: that ten minutes.

762
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:17,480
Speaker 2: Fred, baby can get a credit.

763
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:21,919
Speaker 4: Fred said, very rude. The lady is watching the clock

764
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,719
Speaker 4: to try and finish you quickly. It's not worth it.

765
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:29,520
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, I know booked him for a.

766
00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:30,520
Speaker 3: Very nice stuff.

767
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:35,120
Speaker 4: Some people said, now, Chase, there's one here that you

768
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:36,600
Speaker 4: could read, perhaps.

769
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:41,359
Speaker 1: Right out of these, I was actually thinking, you know what,

770
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:42,840
Speaker 1: at least it'd be the one time you can go

771
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:44,400
Speaker 1: and get a message and you don't have to freak

772
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:46,480
Speaker 1: out trying to get the sheet over you before they

773
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:46,879
Speaker 1: come back.

774
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:51,480
Speaker 4: To Someone called Lauren went in, yah of you. She said,

775
00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:56,440
Speaker 4: the mass seemed untrained. The whole place smelt funny, and

776
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:58,760
Speaker 4: I got to hear the man next to me enjoying

777
00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:01,160
Speaker 4: the ending of his mass Oh.

778
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:02,640
Speaker 2: Is that Lauren from Postcards?

779
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:04,840
Speaker 1: That was that a? Is it a curtain job like

780
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:07,279
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Or would they be enclosed rooms.

781
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,000
Speaker 2: So you'd have to have it?

782
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:12,680
Speaker 4: Henry Henry had a great time though. Henry Henry said

783
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:15,600
Speaker 4: staff the new stuff very nice. It was much better

784
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:18,640
Speaker 4: than the last time. I think he was trying to say,

785
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Speaker 4: I come here.

786
00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:22,440
Speaker 2: A lot, oh not frequent flying.

787
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:25,840
Speaker 4: And they've replied saying thanks Henry, thanks for your support.

788
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:28,880
Speaker 2: Right, Okay, you should also check always check the.

789
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:30,440
Speaker 3: Review, Always check the Google.

790
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:34,560
Speaker 1: These people's Google account linked to these Oh.

791
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:36,160
Speaker 4: Should I click on Henry and say where else he's

792
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:40,280
Speaker 4: been going? Henry's only done one review?

793
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:41,480
Speaker 1: Ah, what do you know?

794
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:46,720
Speaker 5: Our next guest is conkered radio, TV and stand up and.

795
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:50,040
Speaker 1: Now he's into wine. I've selected the d ships from

796
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:51,960
Speaker 1: Yarrow Valley. The snack I've paned.

797
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:56,239
Speaker 12: For this wine is hearing.

798
00:35:54,800 --> 00:36:00,400
Speaker 6: Fine Vine with fine comedy, International comedy this year watching season.

799
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Speaker 3: You need to have a bloody you're look at this.

800
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:04,280
Speaker 2: Please welcome.

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00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:11,960
Speaker 6: Right to be Thank you very much. I detoured via Richmond,

802
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,839
Speaker 6: but I'm now in South Melbourne. Is there any old

803
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:15,719
Speaker 6: and Nova signs still up at the old building? I

804
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:17,799
Speaker 6: think there is actually here.

805
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:19,359
Speaker 1: You've just done a runner as well.

806
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:22,680
Speaker 6: You're done there, bail and run and leave it. It's

807
00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:24,280
Speaker 6: like it's like a rental property.

808
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 2: Just go.

809
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:27,200
Speaker 1: We'll just leave those stains behind the fridge and baale.

810
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:30,520
Speaker 3: Yeah we didn't get the bomb back. Yeah, hey Mary did.

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Speaker 3: Were you at NOVA when it first started?

812
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:33,640
Speaker 1: Yes, technically.

813
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:36,080
Speaker 6: Rossall and I actually started the network with the first

814
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:38,560
Speaker 6: people employed by it more than twenty years ago, and

815
00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:41,319
Speaker 6: we were at Triple J. And what happened is we

816
00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:43,880
Speaker 6: were working doing dry very successfully, number one on Triple J.

817
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:44,239
Speaker 1: Whatever.

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00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:48,840
Speaker 6: Not a big brag, but anyway, and then what happened

819
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:52,280
Speaker 6: is we realized that Triple J had not enough money

820
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:55,920
Speaker 6: and we wanted more of it. So we went to

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Speaker 6: NOV and they said, look, this is a brand new

822
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Speaker 6: radio station, it's a new license, it's never been before

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00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:02,400
Speaker 6: and would like you guys to be the head of it.

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00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:04,959
Speaker 6: And we went, yeah, that sounds good. So we jumped

825
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,920
Speaker 6: on board and took the Yeah. I took all of

826
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Speaker 6: the the cash so much. What about the challenges whatever,

827
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:14,760
Speaker 6: But if you can take your challenges, it's.

828
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Speaker 1: The cash now. Look you are doing Melbourne International Comedy Festival. Yeah,

829
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,239
Speaker 1: it's awesome. People can hit up Comedy Festival dot com

830
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:26,759
Speaker 1: dot au for tickets. My my perfect comedian. He's stilling

831
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:27,560
Speaker 1: matinee guys.

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00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:31,360
Speaker 6: He's it's the best. All my shows are early. And

833
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:34,080
Speaker 6: because I've got a wine show, so uh, an idiot's

834
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:36,280
Speaker 6: got the wine volume too. Basically what happens the audience

835
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:38,400
Speaker 6: comes in. I've got six wines because I'm a qualified

836
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:43,399
Speaker 6: wine expert, and the surmelia so actually familiar. Yeah actually

837
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:46,399
Speaker 6: I'm above that actually technically. And I'm a wine judge

838
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:49,080
Speaker 6: as well, so one judge. Yeah, yeah, I judge at

839
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:49,640
Speaker 6: wine shows.

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00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:51,719
Speaker 1: It's the best in the box. What's the best in

841
00:37:51,719 --> 00:37:52,120
Speaker 1: the box?

842
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:55,520
Speaker 6: I like Kurner, it's a good wine in the box

843
00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:56,880
Speaker 6: if you want to have if they have one of

844
00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:58,279
Speaker 6: the box, yeah, wine of the box is good.

845
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:02,000
Speaker 4: When signed our contract here, he was like, let's have

846
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,000
Speaker 4: a few drinks to celebrate, and I was like, yeah,

847
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:06,719
Speaker 4: I had all the champagnees stocked in the frigerator. Go

848
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:09,239
Speaker 4: and he turned up with cask wine. Nothing wrong with

849
00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:12,440
Speaker 4: excuse me, with a verve sticker stuck on it.

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00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:14,840
Speaker 1: I will see there you go. You've made that French

851
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:16,080
Speaker 1: in a box. That's what you're done there.

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00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:20,080
Speaker 5: I'm told that being a wine judge is quite exhausting.

853
00:38:20,239 --> 00:38:21,719
Speaker 5: It is how many you're doing it to day.

854
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:25,040
Speaker 6: You can do up to one hundred and a day.

855
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:28,040
Speaker 6: Strip Yeah, you go spit it all out, and it's

856
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:29,960
Speaker 6: just it just destroys your math. You just to end

857
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:33,680
Speaker 6: up eating cheese and bread all day. And you don't drink.

858
00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:36,080
Speaker 6: You don't drink any alcohol. I don't consume any alcohol

859
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:37,400
Speaker 6: while I'm judging for three days.

860
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:39,399
Speaker 2: I won't drink any booze teeth red.

861
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:41,879
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, and you special stuff. You use a tooth

862
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:44,320
Speaker 6: moose that you put on your teeth. This is interesting,

863
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:46,399
Speaker 6: isn't it. You put a tooth moose on your teeth

864
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:48,560
Speaker 6: because otherwise the acid and the wines and the tangent

865
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:49,799
Speaker 6: and the one will just strip.

866
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:51,120
Speaker 4: You to They make you do that after you've had

867
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:54,400
Speaker 4: your teeth white. And to use that question, you know,

868
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:56,520
Speaker 4: like when when you go to David Jones and you're

869
00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:58,480
Speaker 4: smelling a few too many perfumes, they give you coffee

870
00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:00,760
Speaker 4: beans in between two in the palett?

871
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:02,960
Speaker 3: What are you have in between the wines to cleanse

872
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:03,360
Speaker 3: the palate?

873
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:05,920
Speaker 6: You can do that usually you can literally you can

874
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,800
Speaker 6: use coffee beans, black coffee.

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00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:09,480
Speaker 1: I don't have any milk because the milk is a

876
00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:12,000
Speaker 1: bit flemy and weird. But you have takes.

877
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:18,400
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I know, right, comedy funny as well water tool.

878
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:21,600
Speaker 4: You're about to tell us as well.

879
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:24,440
Speaker 5: Well, you're just telling me you're a Collingwood supporter. I

880
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:26,359
Speaker 5: can't yet you're Melbourne guy.

881
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:29,080
Speaker 6: No, no, no, don't, I don't silver color made on

882
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:30,000
Speaker 6: one of the petrinkin.

883
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:32,319
Speaker 1: I'm one of the people do drink wine because we've

884
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:35,359
Speaker 1: got enough. We've got enough space between where everyone else.

885
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:36,960
Speaker 6: That's it, because we don't need a straw because it

886
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,480
Speaker 6: just slips through where our teach should be.

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00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:40,120
Speaker 1: The rest of us aren't on the moose. Let me

888
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 1: sell that.

889
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:43,160
Speaker 3: Hang on. Is the comedy show seriously about wine or

890
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:43,320
Speaker 3: is it?

891
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:44,239
Speaker 1: Yeah? So what I do?

892
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:47,680
Speaker 6: I get six different wines and the audience all tastes

893
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 6: six different wines, and then throughout it, I just talk

894
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:52,160
Speaker 6: about the wines that are presenting, so it can be

895
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:55,920
Speaker 6: where the wines are from the process of the wine.

896
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:57,959
Speaker 6: So it's a comedy show, one hundred percent.

897
00:39:57,960 --> 00:39:59,560
Speaker 1: It's comedy. It's very very funny. What's that thing to

898
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:00,960
Speaker 1: get five? As did it recently?

899
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:01,399
Speaker 2: Oh?

900
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:04,560
Speaker 1: Wow, I didn't didn't on a five star review.

901
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:07,040
Speaker 3: What you wish for and read the Google review.

902
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, but it's a five star review in Adelaide Soon Melbourn.

903
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:12,560
Speaker 6: That's a good soul two and a half. But it

904
00:40:12,719 --> 00:40:14,680
Speaker 6: takes six wines, and I talk about the wines, and

905
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:16,040
Speaker 6: everybody drinks along during.

906
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:16,200
Speaker 3: The show, and.

907
00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:23,759
Speaker 6: They're really in for the drinks, so they just go

908
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 6: right through the flight of wines, as it were. And

909
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:29,520
Speaker 6: I do six pm shows Thursday, Friday and Saturdays, and

910
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:31,719
Speaker 6: then I do a little two pm show on a Sunday.

911
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:32,560
Speaker 1: Which sells out as well.

912
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,880
Speaker 4: The show go for just over an hour, so you're

913
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:38,560
Speaker 4: having six wines in an hour out of there.

914
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:40,040
Speaker 1: They're not full glasses.

915
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:42,239
Speaker 6: We can't do full glasses because you know, RSA is

916
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:43,080
Speaker 6: responsible service.

917
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:45,719
Speaker 1: Get a shot glass full of a bit more than that.

918
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:48,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's great and you just kind of drink along

919
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:49,360
Speaker 6: and it's it's a really good thing. And then you

920
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:50,880
Speaker 6: go out and have lunch, and then you get hammered

921
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:52,160
Speaker 6: with your friends and then you go too far and

922
00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:55,000
Speaker 6: all of a sudden your own a nightclub somewhere and

923
00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:57,040
Speaker 6: it's on King Street.

924
00:40:57,080 --> 00:41:00,600
Speaker 1: This is a disaster. You're revs with that, will you revolver?

925
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,600
Speaker 1: Just regretting life? Just go ahead? Did I end up here?

926
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:05,560
Speaker 1: We were saying the other day, it's like I went

927
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:07,000
Speaker 1: to the movies the other week and it was like

928
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:08,960
Speaker 1: a seven here movie. And as we're getting out, I'm

929
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:12,160
Speaker 1: watching everyone lined up for the nine to fifteen. It's

930
00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:15,879
Speaker 1: what you're doing to what this is? Mone you go now?

931
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:18,120
Speaker 6: It's like people say, because it used to be the

932
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:20,920
Speaker 6: premier spot for comedy, used to be between seven thirty

933
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:21,600
Speaker 6: and eight thirty.

934
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:22,560
Speaker 1: Right to do a shows?

935
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:26,080
Speaker 6: No way If my show starts after six pm, I'm

936
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:26,840
Speaker 6: over it already.

937
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:29,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, like a good two the early stuff. Done a

938
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:31,040
Speaker 1: show for an Idiot's got the wine in Perth.

939
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:34,760
Speaker 6: I did it at eleven fifty five am, sold out.

940
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:39,600
Speaker 4: A good smashing six lines by midday show.

941
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:43,440
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, it says twelve pm. Get it going? All right?

942
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:46,759
Speaker 1: Tickets you can go to Comedy Festival dot com dot

943
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:48,520
Speaker 1: Are you Merrick? Well, it's always good to see you.

944
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:56,720
Speaker 1: It's a pleasure. Thanks for coming. Jason Lawrence thousands.

945
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:57,640
Speaker 2: Dollar question.

946
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:02,960
Speaker 4: For our five thousand dollars question. We're going to Narry

947
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:07,400
Speaker 4: Warren this morning. Diana, Good morning, Good morning, are you. Well,

948
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:08,480
Speaker 4: have you been playing along with.

949
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:09,759
Speaker 3: This game I have?

950
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:12,040
Speaker 1: How do you normally go?

951
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:13,280
Speaker 2: Die? How do you feel? Smart?

952
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:16,480
Speaker 4: Not really, but I'm going to give it a crack anyway,

953
00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:18,359
Speaker 4: waste time?

954
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:22,319
Speaker 1: All right, here's the go die. You can take an

955
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:24,960
Speaker 1: easy question for fifty backs, you can take a medium

956
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:27,799
Speaker 1: question for five hundred, or you can roll the dice

957
00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:31,120
Speaker 1: and go the hard hitting question for five thousand dollars.

958
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:31,759
Speaker 1: What do you want to do?

959
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:36,160
Speaker 2: Let's go the five grand Yeah, five thousand dollars.

960
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:39,360
Speaker 4: All right, Diana, We're going to ask you a question.

961
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:43,480
Speaker 4: You need to answer it within a three second countdown?

962
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:44,720
Speaker 1: Can I make a suggestion?

963
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:45,520
Speaker 4: Mm?

964
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:50,120
Speaker 1: Hm die, yep. If you don't know it's straight away,

965
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:51,400
Speaker 1: have a guess.

966
00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:53,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want to run out of time.

967
00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:55,040
Speaker 1: Don't want to run out of time. Three seconds goes

968
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:57,480
Speaker 1: very quick. All right, Okay, I'd love to give you

969
00:42:57,520 --> 00:42:59,520
Speaker 1: more time, but I know you're ruthless on the Google.

970
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:05,160
Speaker 1: All right, it becomes your five thousand dollars question, Diana?

971
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:09,640
Speaker 4: What year was Spotify created?

972
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:11,120
Speaker 1: Three?

973
00:43:11,239 --> 00:43:15,920
Speaker 9: About two thousand and three?

974
00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:13,040
Speaker 8: One?

975
00:43:17,719 --> 00:43:19,280
Speaker 1: You know what? Good for you for having a guess?

976
00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:20,920
Speaker 1: It was two thousand.

977
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:21,320
Speaker 3: And six.

978
00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:27,560
Speaker 7: Thousand, matter four grand?

979
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:28,480
Speaker 3: I don't have it today.

980
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:29,400
Speaker 8: I won't have it tomorrow.

981
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:29,919
Speaker 2: Should see?

982
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:31,239
Speaker 1: Should we see if she would have got the five

983
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:35,040
Speaker 1: hundred dollars question? I reckon she would have gathered around

984
00:43:35,239 --> 00:43:36,480
Speaker 1: is held in which state?

985
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:39,919
Speaker 4: Adelaide, South Australia.

986
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:43,120
Speaker 1: You wouldn't have got that right, would have given it

987
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:47,319
Speaker 1: to her rules not a state, not a state? Yes,

988
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:48,560
Speaker 1: exactly true.

989
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:52,120
Speaker 4: Oh good guy, Diana, you have a great day back.

990
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:56,080
Speaker 1: Thank you, love you. Yeah, we do love your die

991
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:58,120
Speaker 1: chairs supplying and we'll do it again tomorrow.

992
00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:00,840
Speaker 3: I think you two are going to be divided on this. Clint,

993
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:01,799
Speaker 3: you love the gym.

994
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:02,480
Speaker 2: I love the gym.

995
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:04,359
Speaker 3: You frequent the strong rum.

996
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:06,520
Speaker 2: I don't get there. I'm in a bad mood. I'm

997
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:07,560
Speaker 2: a five day week.

998
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:09,560
Speaker 1: See on the opposite. If I get there, I'm going

999
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:09,759
Speaker 1: to mood.

1000
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:14,239
Speaker 4: We often tease Clint because he quite often has to

1001
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:16,560
Speaker 4: run off after our show straight away, skips all the

1002
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:18,399
Speaker 4: meetings because he's got to go to his other job.

1003
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:20,719
Speaker 1: But Channel nine, Yeah, got to get to Channel nine, guys.

1004
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:22,719
Speaker 1: And then twenty minutes later we see a leg day

1005
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:23,319
Speaker 1: video post.

1006
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:25,640
Speaker 4: Do they say you're throwing around metal in the strong

1007
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:27,560
Speaker 4: round tin in the strong room?

1008
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:29,479
Speaker 3: Well, there has been at the roids?

1009
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:30,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, how hard are you going?

1010
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:32,280
Speaker 2: No? No, no, no ruids?

1011
00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:33,720
Speaker 1: Protein shacks?

1012
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:35,359
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, protein shacks are good.

1013
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:37,440
Speaker 4: We're not going to see you in a bodybuilding competition.

1014
00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:38,759
Speaker 1: Nine.

1015
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:45,239
Speaker 4: Lay well, there is a group that started a campaign

1016
00:44:46,239 --> 00:44:51,000
Speaker 4: submitting to the government to get some tax benefits for

1017
00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:54,360
Speaker 4: gym memberships. So it's to give employees an exemption that

1018
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:59,319
Speaker 4: had let them give their employees gym membership. So if

1019
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:02,440
Speaker 4: if businesses, we're encouraging people to go to the gym,

1020
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:05,480
Speaker 4: that you might get a tax benefit or help get

1021
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:06,960
Speaker 4: some money back on your health insurance.

1022
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,120
Speaker 5: Perhaps the taxpayer is going to pay for a good

1023
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:12,000
Speaker 5: rig or an improved hang on.

1024
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 4: We're saying they want to implement a national public health

1025
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:17,840
Speaker 4: campaign to educate Aussies on the importance and benefits a

1026
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:21,799
Speaker 4: physical activity and also try and allow taxpayers to claim

1027
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:25,040
Speaker 4: a tax deduction for the gym memberships and health participation.

1028
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:28,839
Speaker 1: Good Okay, So I get that this is to, you know,

1029
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:32,799
Speaker 1: make our society healthier. But where do we draw the line? Like,

1030
00:45:33,239 --> 00:45:36,160
Speaker 1: if work here puts on bloody a salad bar at lunch,

1031
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:38,920
Speaker 1: are we going to get a tax Yes? They should,

1032
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:39,400
Speaker 1: you know what I mean?

1033
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:41,959
Speaker 3: They should because then we would get free lunch.

1034
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:43,839
Speaker 1: No good call healthy luve.

1035
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:47,399
Speaker 5: But do you know, you know, draw the lot the

1036
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:51,759
Speaker 5: more like if we get more healthier strains, they're going

1037
00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:53,240
Speaker 5: to be less less.

1038
00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:56,040
Speaker 2: People in the hospitals, people in the directors.

1039
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:58,160
Speaker 1: And in the news today they're talking about ambulance ramping.

1040
00:45:58,200 --> 00:45:59,680
Speaker 1: And you know that blowing out to forty minutes is

1041
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:01,160
Speaker 1: a question. I want to go buy a bike I'm

1042
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:02,480
Speaker 1: going to be using for exercise. Can I have a

1043
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:03,719
Speaker 1: tax deduction? Yeah?

1044
00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:06,839
Speaker 2: I don't see why not travel trampoline?

1045
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:11,480
Speaker 1: Some people all honesty, you know I'm putting a pooling,

1046
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:12,640
Speaker 1: so do aqua aerobics, and.

1047
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:14,880
Speaker 2: Also that the gym and fitness as deduction.

1048
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:17,600
Speaker 1: Try bluetooth speaker I have next to the pool. Well,

1049
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:19,200
Speaker 1: I wear the headset at Aqua Robots.

1050
00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:20,600
Speaker 3: You've got to do the aerobics in time to the

1051
00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:21,600
Speaker 3: music exactly.

1052
00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:23,880
Speaker 5: The gym and fitness is good for mental health. So

1053
00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:26,600
Speaker 5: I don't see any reason. Yeah, I do physical health.

1054
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:28,960
Speaker 4: Why it shouldn't be taxt I actually don't think you

1055
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:30,759
Speaker 4: have to have a grayer. I think you can draw

1056
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:34,040
Speaker 4: a line and say, well do you memberships or a portion?

1057
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:36,360
Speaker 1: Why did you membership?

1058
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:40,120
Speaker 2: Once? Yeah? What year. I don't know.

1059
00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:43,319
Speaker 1: Everything was black and white. But how's this right? I

1060
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:46,880
Speaker 1: tried to cancel it. Oh, they tricked me into exercise.

1061
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:47,759
Speaker 4: So tricky, isn't it.

1062
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:49,239
Speaker 1: It was a couple of blocks down from the radio

1063
00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:50,960
Speaker 1: station I was working out. I rang them and said, hey, look,

1064
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:53,600
Speaker 1: you know it's not working out for me. Can I cancel?

1065
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:55,200
Speaker 1: And they said, what.

1066
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:58,560
Speaker 2: You were planning on going to or from the radio show?

1067
00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:00,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, that guy's going to give you I was going

1068
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:01,000
Speaker 1: to have before work.

1069
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:02,719
Speaker 4: Oh he's been in the industry for a long time.

1070
00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:04,080
Speaker 4: It might have been fifteen years.

1071
00:47:04,239 --> 00:47:06,080
Speaker 1: Anyway, I rang the gym and said, hey, look, it's

1072
00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:07,920
Speaker 1: not working out. Can you cancel my membership? And they said,

1073
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:09,600
Speaker 1: you've actually got to walk down here to do it?

1074
00:47:10,719 --> 00:47:11,920
Speaker 2: And how long did you have?

1075
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:14,759
Speaker 4: The members still give you the hot tip? He didn't

1076
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:17,080
Speaker 4: take the stairs downstairs to get there.

1077
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:18,040
Speaker 3: No, I got it.

1078
00:47:18,239 --> 00:47:19,640
Speaker 1: That trick me into exercise.

1079
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:23,239
Speaker 4: I went to I tried to go to Barry's boot camp.

1080
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:24,200
Speaker 4: I don't know if you've been.

1081
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:28,279
Speaker 2: A treadmill hell in a room, isn't it.

1082
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:31,759
Speaker 4: Just it's very dark, Like it's great if you can

1083
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:33,160
Speaker 4: do it, but if you can't.

1084
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:34,960
Speaker 2: It's very fitted.

1085
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:37,640
Speaker 4: To sign up. I got terribly confused. I thought I

1086
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:39,080
Speaker 4: signed up. Then I went down They're like, no, you

1087
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:40,840
Speaker 4: actually haven't signed up. And I was like, okay, well

1088
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:43,000
Speaker 4: I'll sign up here on the spot. And like a

1089
00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:47,040
Speaker 4: year later, I was doing my all my accounts with

1090
00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:51,360
Speaker 4: my accountant and he goes, what's this fifty eight US

1091
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:54,360
Speaker 4: dollar fee that you're paying every month, every week or

1092
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:56,000
Speaker 4: whatever it was. And I was like, well, I think

1093
00:47:56,280 --> 00:48:00,319
Speaker 4: it's Barry's. And he called them and he's like, you're

1094
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:06,080
Speaker 4: paying for Barry's boot camp in America as well as Australia.

1095
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:09,280
Speaker 1: You should look a lot better for membership.

1096
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:13,080
Speaker 4: For years, I paid for the membership at the American

1097
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:15,640
Speaker 4: gym and never once ever stepped foot in there.

1098
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:22,239
Speaker 1: Hey here's an idea annoying thirteen twenty four ten. How

1099
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:24,840
Speaker 1: much do you pay and how often do you go?

1100
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:27,200
Speaker 4: There's a lot of people that would get paying for

1101
00:48:27,239 --> 00:48:28,440
Speaker 4: buck for those yearly memberships.

1102
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:30,480
Speaker 1: We've been there, like Clinton that a going. I go

1103
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:32,400
Speaker 1: in the morning and on the way home.

1104
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:35,200
Speaker 4: But I guarantee there'll be someone who's got a gym membership.

1105
00:48:35,239 --> 00:48:38,840
Speaker 4: For Barry's memberships, I've been paid for years years, never

1106
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:40,600
Speaker 4: once or I love a.

1107
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:44,719
Speaker 1: Whole thirteen twenty four to ten. How much do you

1108
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:48,239
Speaker 1: pay for the gym? And how often do you really go?

1109
00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:50,880
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty four ten? How much do you spend on

1110
00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:53,000
Speaker 1: a gym membership? And how often do you go?

1111
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:53,879
Speaker 3: Tell the truth.

1112
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:57,359
Speaker 5: I'll spend twenty bucks a week and I go four

1113
00:48:57,360 --> 00:48:58,120
Speaker 5: to five times.

1114
00:48:58,160 --> 00:48:59,120
Speaker 2: I thon, that's good bank.

1115
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:01,239
Speaker 4: I think you're ripping them off. You're telling me you're

1116
00:49:01,239 --> 00:49:02,680
Speaker 4: playing four dollars a session.

1117
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:03,320
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1118
00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:05,840
Speaker 1: Jet Jet's got me by offering a free towel and

1119
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:08,120
Speaker 1: water bottles.

1120
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:09,360
Speaker 3: Thirty nine.

1121
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:11,040
Speaker 2: Session.

1122
00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:12,920
Speaker 1: They got me with the towel and the water bottle.

1123
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:14,720
Speaker 3: What you signed up to jets?

1124
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:15,560
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1125
00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:17,080
Speaker 1: They were like, if you sign you get a free

1126
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:17,560
Speaker 1: water bottle.

1127
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:19,680
Speaker 3: And I'm like, how often did you go?

1128
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:20,200
Speaker 2: Oh?

1129
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:22,680
Speaker 1: I carried the water bottle. That's good cred though. All right,

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00:49:22,719 --> 00:49:26,440
Speaker 1: it's going to Jenny, Jenny. I'm thirteen twenty fourteen today, Jenny.

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00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:27,439
Speaker 1: How much do you pay a month?

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00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:30,320
Speaker 8: I paid fifty six dollars a month?

1133
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:32,880
Speaker 4: What are you your fifty six buckeronies?

1134
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:34,000
Speaker 2: Well?

1135
00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:34,640
Speaker 12: Not much.

1136
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:40,439
Speaker 8: My daughter wanted some support, so I went, okay, cool, Yeah,

1137
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:42,520
Speaker 8: I'll join with you.

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00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:42,839
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1139
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:44,560
Speaker 7: We did two spin glasses.

1140
00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:47,000
Speaker 8: I think I died and.

1141
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:48,839
Speaker 3: She's calling from the ground.

1142
00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:49,960
Speaker 2: I had six and.

1143
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:52,040
Speaker 1: Got pregnant, and then I went, well, what's the point.

1144
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:55,399
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you had another baby just to get

1145
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:57,799
Speaker 1: out of the gym. My god, you really hated it,

1146
00:49:57,800 --> 00:49:59,200
Speaker 1: didn't you.

1147
00:49:59,200 --> 00:49:59,480
Speaker 2: You know what?

1148
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:01,000
Speaker 1: I used to be so spin glasses.

1149
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:02,759
Speaker 4: I wonder how many months she's been paying for though,

1150
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:04,799
Speaker 4: because that's the problem. You do it and then you're

1151
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:07,640
Speaker 4: like a year later, I'm sad.

1152
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:10,080
Speaker 1: I paid good coin at fitness first because they had

1153
00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:10,960
Speaker 1: steam rooms.

1154
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:13,000
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's a good add on.

1155
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:13,399
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1156
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:14,839
Speaker 3: And how many times did you use them?

1157
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:19,359
Speaker 1: The steam rooms all the time? Gym equipment never touched it? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

1158
00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:22,160
Speaker 1: I think Ellwood bathe. It's there's like a there's like

1159
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:24,680
Speaker 1: a gym or recreational joint in.

1160
00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:27,360
Speaker 2: The wet room, like a what do you called a

1161
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:28,640
Speaker 2: steam room? Steam room?

1162
00:50:29,239 --> 00:50:29,880
Speaker 3: I've never heard it.

1163
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:32,240
Speaker 1: I'd be very careful going around looking for wet rooms.

1164
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:34,439
Speaker 1: I think it's going to be a very different type

1165
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:35,000
Speaker 1: of workout.

1166
00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:37,879
Speaker 3: Wellington Street, Ye, down to Wellington Street.

1167
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:41,440
Speaker 1: I'm here, I'm here for the workout. Take me to

1168
00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:43,760
Speaker 1: the wet room.

1169
00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:45,520
Speaker 3: I think they meant the shower.

1170
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:51,120
Speaker 1: A tenure ten? How much do you pay a week.

1171
00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:57,640
Speaker 8: I'm currently paying about ninety dollars a week to gim memberships,

1172
00:50:57,640 --> 00:51:01,160
Speaker 8: one with their forty five one with BFC, but I'm

1173
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:02,920
Speaker 8: doing about ten sessions a week.

1174
00:51:04,239 --> 00:51:04,799
Speaker 2: What do you get?

1175
00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:08,960
Speaker 5: The quick sessions they're like forty five minutes, that's when

1176
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:09,399
Speaker 5: you're out.

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00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:10,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you've got to pose in front of that

1178
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:14,200
Speaker 1: silly little forty five wall for an Instagram photo. That's

1179
00:51:14,239 --> 00:51:15,000
Speaker 1: another ten minutes.

1180
00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:16,520
Speaker 3: Ten sessions.

1181
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:20,000
Speaker 4: So you're paying like eight dollars a session about yeah?

1182
00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:20,480
Speaker 1: About that?

1183
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:22,000
Speaker 2: So you are to a day kind of goal?

1184
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:23,759
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1185
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:25,120
Speaker 8: On wait, days to a day?

1186
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:27,799
Speaker 3: What's you'd rather go to?

1187
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:28,440
Speaker 2: Hell?

1188
00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:31,160
Speaker 4: Burn in hell?

1189
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:34,520
Speaker 1: You know what would get me in there? Vending machines?

1190
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:36,799
Speaker 1: Just you know what I mean, Like, just have some

1191
00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:37,920
Speaker 1: other features.

1192
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:41,560
Speaker 4: In the He's got to the shopping center, mate, that's

1193
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:42,080
Speaker 4: what you're doing.

1194
00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:43,920
Speaker 1: Actually, you know what, We kept the gym membership at

1195
00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:46,120
Speaker 1: Fitness First because they had a crash so you could

1196
00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:48,000
Speaker 1: taste kids free charm on. Yeah.

1197
00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:50,920
Speaker 3: You basically just go and have forty five minutes free time.

1198
00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:51,480
Speaker 1: Sit in the hot up.

1199
00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:53,400
Speaker 4: That's sick.

1200
00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:54,799
Speaker 3: That's great, really good.

1201
00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:56,600
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think they got onto it because they shut

1202
00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:57,520
Speaker 1: the bloody crash down.

1203
00:51:57,560 --> 00:52:01,440
Speaker 4: I was ropable cheaper than child care, all right, Rachel

1204
00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:02,240
Speaker 4: and Geelong Morning.

1205
00:52:02,239 --> 00:52:03,640
Speaker 3: How much do you pay for your membership?

1206
00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:05,920
Speaker 12: So I pay you.

1207
00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:09,920
Speaker 13: About twenty five dollars a week to anytime fitness, but

1208
00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:12,800
Speaker 13: I consider it more to be a weekly donation.

1209
00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:13,200
Speaker 4: Than a membership.

1210
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:16,759
Speaker 3: You haven't been in how long?

1211
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:18,480
Speaker 13: Three years?

1212
00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:19,720
Speaker 8: I'm just too nervous to cancel.

1213
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:23,160
Speaker 4: It's embarrassing canceling it turning up to a gym I feel.

1214
00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:25,839
Speaker 2: I love that silly little form you can fill out.

1215
00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:28,080
Speaker 3: Yes, I no longer require your services.

1216
00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:29,520
Speaker 1: If you just want to sign here and say you're

1217
00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:31,439
Speaker 1: happy looking unhealthy in the way you are.

1218
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:33,920
Speaker 4: Well are leaving Jenny in Croydon.

1219
00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:36,319
Speaker 2: He sounds like a like a gym kind of guy.

1220
00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:38,480
Speaker 1: Jake Morning Morning.

1221
00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:39,319
Speaker 11: How are you guys good?

1222
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:41,520
Speaker 2: How much do you how much do you pay? How

1223
00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:42,000
Speaker 2: often do you go?

1224
00:52:42,719 --> 00:52:46,000
Speaker 11: Bit over one fifty a week? I'll probably go like

1225
00:52:46,160 --> 00:52:48,280
Speaker 11: twice a day. Is it has spread out across probably

1226
00:52:48,320 --> 00:52:52,080
Speaker 11: three or four different gymr gym memberships and then a

1227
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:53,040
Speaker 11: boxing and.

1228
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:55,839
Speaker 4: A body fit twice every day.

1229
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:58,960
Speaker 5: So he's got multiple gym memberships which in total cost

1230
00:52:59,040 --> 00:52:59,960
Speaker 5: him one hundred and fifty one.

1231
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:02,440
Speaker 1: I got all those little fog passes on your key ring.

1232
00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:04,759
Speaker 3: You look like the water j You know what I love.

1233
00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:07,640
Speaker 4: I love the people who have the giant ring. I

1234
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:09,359
Speaker 4: had a girlfriend that she'd be like, Okay, I'm off

1235
00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:10,920
Speaker 4: to the gym, and I go, okay, what time is

1236
00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:12,319
Speaker 4: the class? You go five thirty and I take it

1237
00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:14,640
Speaker 4: at three o'clock. She'd be like, yeah, I'm driving to Frankston.

1238
00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:17,440
Speaker 4: I signed up for the two week free membership, and

1239
00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:20,800
Speaker 4: then alfter the two weeks she go to the next suburb.

1240
00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:23,040
Speaker 11: And west to spread the love.

1241
00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:24,840
Speaker 2: That's a class pass.

1242
00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:26,560
Speaker 3: I love class pass.

1243
00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:28,960
Speaker 1: They get on to you though, they start putting it

1244
00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:32,360
Speaker 1: in the system at Frankston. Yeah, that SUITI fit of

1245
00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:33,200
Speaker 1: the chemistry.

1246
00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:38,480
Speaker 3: Get different, different when you have to hand out your

1247
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:39,600
Speaker 3: driver's lastning.

1248
00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:43,000
Speaker 2: And the Medicare card as well.

1249
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:43,880
Speaker 1: It's even worse.

1250
00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:45,360
Speaker 4: It's for my one.

1251
00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:46,319
Speaker 1: I haven't just driven.

1252
00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:48,120
Speaker 2: The kids always sick.

1253
00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:55,399
Speaker 4: All right, let's go to a reservoir. Finally, Celeste, good morning.

1254
00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:57,600
Speaker 13: Hi gods, how you going?

1255
00:53:57,960 --> 00:53:58,799
Speaker 1: Thank you very much?

1256
00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:01,520
Speaker 3: You talk to her? What happened with your gym membership?

1257
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:05,719
Speaker 13: I used to pay about fifteen dollars a week, so

1258
00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:09,239
Speaker 13: thirty dollars a fortnight and I only went twice. And

1259
00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:12,120
Speaker 13: when I went to go leave, they asked for why

1260
00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:13,960
Speaker 13: you're leaving. I was so embarrassed that it would come

1261
00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:16,560
Speaker 13: up and say that I've only been twice. But I said, oh,

1262
00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:17,600
Speaker 13: I'm leaving the country.

1263
00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:23,279
Speaker 4: I'm relocating just to get out of this gym membership.

1264
00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:24,920
Speaker 3: Wow, good on your Celeste.

1265
00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:27,920
Speaker 1: Cool And they've got your number and they ring. I

1266
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:30,160
Speaker 1: still get the call. You're happy in your life, You're

1267
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:30,839
Speaker 1: ready to come back.

1268
00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:31,880
Speaker 3: You can block that number.

1269
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:33,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, Locky, don't worry.

1270
00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:39,480
Speaker 3: I am.

1271
00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:43,200
Speaker 1: You know through that whole news clip, I've been teased

1272
00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:43,560
Speaker 1: in here.

1273
00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:45,719
Speaker 3: What about then you will confirm this.

1274
00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:50,600
Speaker 4: Every single time Jason goes on holidays, has to go

1275
00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:52,760
Speaker 4: on work trip, has to go to the airport every

1276
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:55,359
Speaker 4: single time like it's school holidays. And you might say

1277
00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:58,080
Speaker 4: the news, oh there's a school holiday rush at the airport,

1278
00:54:58,320 --> 00:55:00,719
Speaker 4: and he pushes his chair back, throws his.

1279
00:55:00,719 --> 00:55:02,320
Speaker 2: Hands, he's the only one traveling.

1280
00:55:02,360 --> 00:55:02,799
Speaker 3: There's a fall.

1281
00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:05,480
Speaker 9: Let us swear word and goes, oh, the airport's going

1282
00:55:05,560 --> 00:55:10,640
Speaker 9: to be hectic. Ha ah, hate the airport on not

1283
00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:14,880
Speaker 9: the airport every single time, like it's school holidays and

1284
00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:16,600
Speaker 9: you're going on holidays like they're excited.

1285
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:17,680
Speaker 3: Oh, I got to go.

1286
00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:19,800
Speaker 12: Through the airport.

1287
00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:23,839
Speaker 3: Like park the plane goes through the airports.

1288
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:27,240
Speaker 1: Do you know what annoys me? It's twenty twenty four.

1289
00:55:27,560 --> 00:55:31,640
Speaker 1: You know how security works. Laptops out?

1290
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:34,640
Speaker 3: No, but I get it to just get over.

1291
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:38,680
Speaker 5: It's very confusing because in one terminal laptops and got

1292
00:55:38,680 --> 00:55:39,200
Speaker 5: to come out.

1293
00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:41,160
Speaker 2: In the other terminal they stay in.

1294
00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:43,160
Speaker 4: But it's in the pop Quantas terminal that make you

1295
00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:44,520
Speaker 4: take it out from the aerosoults.

1296
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:49,840
Speaker 1: But then not the air shoes off, shoes off.

1297
00:55:50,239 --> 00:55:51,520
Speaker 4: Chase can't handle the air.

1298
00:55:51,680 --> 00:55:53,160
Speaker 1: That's why it was with Thoms.

1299
00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:54,759
Speaker 2: Break.

1300
00:55:56,040 --> 00:55:57,480
Speaker 1: I'm straight through that security.

1301
00:55:57,520 --> 00:56:00,319
Speaker 4: He's in a rush to get to Daniel Stoner. No, no,

1302
00:56:00,520 --> 00:56:04,160
Speaker 4: not the airport, guys, guys school holidays. There's going to

1303
00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:07,279
Speaker 4: be traffic on the way to the air what not

1304
00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:08,200
Speaker 4: the traffic?

1305
00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:08,920
Speaker 1: Are you done?

1306
00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:09,640
Speaker 2: Gate one?

1307
00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:13,160
Speaker 1: What? Gate one? That's the other thing when they say

1308
00:56:13,320 --> 00:56:17,120
Speaker 1: six minute walk, surely there's some sort of courtesy van.

1309
00:56:17,280 --> 00:56:20,719
Speaker 4: You're about to sit down for two hours while you

1310
00:56:20,719 --> 00:56:20,960
Speaker 4: you need.

1311
00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:23,480
Speaker 5: We're gonna get you the card of shame this morning

1312
00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:24,520
Speaker 5: to get to the terminal.

1313
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:27,759
Speaker 3: Anyway, we're very excited about going to Adelaide. To gather round.

1314
00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:35,719
Speaker 4: Jase's taking the bus. Jason Lauren. Jason Lauren wake up

1315
00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:37,720
Speaker 4: feeling good on Number one hundred.

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00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:42,040
Speaker 2: Jason Lauren on socials,