WEBVTT - The Wrap: Transformative Holidays 0:00:00.090 --> 0:00:07.580 Hello and welcome to the podcast. Hello. Greetings. We're back. Salutations. 0:00:08.600 --> 0:00:11.020 Who's going to join us for the pod? Come on, 0:00:11.039 --> 0:00:14.180 Gen Z. Well, I'm here. The Jizz Master. I, um. 0:00:14.480 --> 0:00:16.520 Get in here. We have some. Someone. We have some 0:00:16.570 --> 0:00:20.490 business to attend to. Oh. Yeah. Oh, Laurie's not here today. 0:00:20.510 --> 0:00:25.869 She is in New York City. I'd quite like Jizz 0:00:25.910 --> 0:00:27.280 to be here. Oh. 0:00:27.800 --> 0:00:28.960 Jizz has a statement. 0:00:29.200 --> 0:00:36.540 What? Oh, yes. Now, Jizz. Wash. Congratulations. Congratulations. He got 0:00:36.760 --> 0:00:38.459 the new hair. Congratulations. 0:00:38.479 --> 0:00:39.600 He got the hair transplant. 0:00:39.620 --> 0:00:40.440 On your new hair. 0:00:40.700 --> 0:00:41.120 Thank you. 0:00:41.140 --> 0:00:42.400 Show us the hair. Can we have a look at 0:00:42.440 --> 0:00:42.700 the hair? 0:00:42.720 --> 0:00:43.860 Take off the hat. 0:00:43.979 --> 0:00:45.440 Take it all off. For those playing at home. 0:00:45.460 --> 0:00:46.199 That crossed hat. 0:00:46.220 --> 0:00:46.700 What happened? 0:00:46.820 --> 0:00:47.780 Can I leave my hat on? 0:00:47.840 --> 0:00:49.600 No. Give us a look. I'm scared. 0:00:49.840 --> 0:00:54.950 I got the hair transformation. 0:00:55.350 --> 0:00:56.790 It's a solid hairline. Lean down. 0:00:57.810 --> 0:01:01.150 It's very scabby, isn't it? 0:01:01.190 --> 0:01:01.850 How's it feeling? 0:01:01.890 --> 0:01:03.790 So it's literally two weeks today I got it. 0:01:03.850 --> 0:01:06.750 Feels fine. Now, talk me through it, because you and 0:01:06.810 --> 0:01:10.640 I were very nervous about the pain. Yes. We need 0:01:10.660 --> 0:01:12.729 to contemplate going to get it done, you and I. 0:01:13.020 --> 0:01:13.880 Do we? Yes. 0:01:13.940 --> 0:01:17.100 Nervous about the pain, but I'd heard from some friends 0:01:17.180 --> 0:01:20.690 that the worst part is actually just getting the injections 0:01:20.780 --> 0:01:23.010 of the local anaesthetic that then. 0:01:22.830 --> 0:01:25.230 Numbs your head. Is that what people had told you before? 0:01:25.250 --> 0:01:27.770 It's not a needle in the head. It's Multiple needles. 0:01:27.830 --> 0:01:28.530 He's got mamma mia. 0:01:29.030 --> 0:01:33.210 Jeez, I can't even remember. Six or seven or maybe eight. 0:01:33.270 --> 0:01:33.450 What? 0:01:33.490 --> 0:01:35.800 You're sitting there getting eight fucking needles in your head. 0:01:35.810 --> 0:01:40.300 So the first part of the day is the extraction 0:01:40.580 --> 0:01:42.780 or the harvest, as they call it. 0:01:42.819 --> 0:01:44.140 Listen, I don't want this to go as long as 0:01:44.160 --> 0:01:47.530 your social post. So you're harvesting from where? The back 0:01:47.560 --> 0:01:47.890 of the head? 0:01:47.930 --> 0:01:49.290 From the back and the sides. 0:01:49.510 --> 0:01:51.130 So where do they put the injections? 0:01:51.150 --> 0:01:55.390 The needles went down the bottom of my neck, at 0:01:55.430 --> 0:01:58.450 the bottom of my hairline, to numb the back and sides. 0:02:00.020 --> 0:02:02.660 But doesn't the first needle numb the head then for 0:02:02.680 --> 0:02:03.260 the next needle? 0:02:03.300 --> 0:02:06.800 Well, it's kind of like they put it into where 0:02:06.820 --> 0:02:09.960 the nerves go. So it's like you put one in 0:02:10.020 --> 0:02:10.610 and it goes up. 0:02:10.760 --> 0:02:11.710 Okay, one out of ten. 0:02:11.750 --> 0:02:16.230 The pain of that was like, yeah, I'd say six, seven. 0:02:17.560 --> 0:02:18.040 Six, seven. 0:02:18.300 --> 0:02:20.140 And so I was like a lot of like squeezing 0:02:20.180 --> 0:02:21.650 and the nurse was like tapping on. 0:02:21.630 --> 0:02:22.730 My legs to distract. 0:02:22.910 --> 0:02:26.230 So I'm told every now and then. Come on, Jess. 0:02:26.970 --> 0:02:27.850 Look at this. 0:02:27.930 --> 0:02:32.579 Look at this. Oh, yeah. I'm reliably informed that when 0:02:32.600 --> 0:02:34.590 people get it done. Yeah. Are you? 0:02:35.060 --> 0:02:41.830 Sometimes when they're extracting, it's still zinging because the injection 0:02:41.850 --> 0:02:42.810 hasn't worked in that region. 0:02:43.290 --> 0:02:47.250 No, I was pretty fine. It had numbed me pretty well. 0:02:47.830 --> 0:02:50.030 And then the second part of the day is the implantation. 0:02:50.510 --> 0:02:53.310 And by that stage, the extraction was four hours and 0:02:53.350 --> 0:02:55.280 an hour for lunch. So by the time I was 0:02:55.310 --> 0:02:57.280 going in to get all the hairs in, they had 0:02:57.300 --> 0:03:00.169 to put obviously more hair. local anesthetic in the top. 0:03:00.389 --> 0:03:02.130 So the needles this time came at me. 0:03:02.180 --> 0:03:02.820 Oh my God. 0:03:03.000 --> 0:03:05.140 I've got a question. What did you have for lunch? 0:03:05.500 --> 0:03:07.579 I had a lovely focaccia sandwich. Why can't you just 0:03:07.600 --> 0:03:08.680 eat the lunch when you're doing it? 0:03:08.680 --> 0:03:10.560 Did you order the lunch there? I don't know. 0:03:10.580 --> 0:03:12.380 Yeah, they covered the lunch for me from a lovely 0:03:12.460 --> 0:03:14.870 sandwich joint downstairs. They also, because I was in there 0:03:15.060 --> 0:03:17.950 for so long, they also ordered me dinner on Uber Eats. 0:03:18.110 --> 0:03:21.530 And lunch is covered in the thing. But they, like, 0:03:21.550 --> 0:03:22.970 I was in there for 12 hours. 0:03:22.990 --> 0:03:25.840 Were you an advanced case? Were you a... Like, did 0:03:25.860 --> 0:03:27.500 you get along with them all? Like, it's a team effort. 0:03:27.520 --> 0:03:31.160 The team were great. The head doctor was a young 0:03:31.280 --> 0:03:34.239 Kiwi guy who was great. The head nurse was Irish. 0:03:34.480 --> 0:03:35.280 And there's two other nurses. 0:03:35.300 --> 0:03:36.060 Does the doctor have hair? 0:03:36.400 --> 0:03:37.540 The doctor was great hair. 0:03:37.600 --> 0:03:39.790 But you were with them for the whole day? 0:03:39.810 --> 0:03:40.270 The whole day. 0:03:40.750 --> 0:03:44.070 Because with a birthing suite, you could sit there and 0:03:44.110 --> 0:03:46.590 make a connection with the midwife all day through labour. 0:03:47.260 --> 0:03:49.060 What are you hitting on the midwife? No, no, no. 0:03:49.080 --> 0:03:50.720 But what I'm saying is then, like, they go, oh, 0:03:50.760 --> 0:03:52.990 it's midnight. My shift's over. See ya. And it's like, 0:03:53.010 --> 0:03:54.490 aren't you hanging around for the baby? Like, we've just 0:03:54.530 --> 0:03:55.890 done 12 hours together. 0:03:55.930 --> 0:04:00.800 Well, because, like, it's like they're working really hard, but 0:04:00.840 --> 0:04:03.220 they can also chat and have banter during it. 0:04:03.340 --> 0:04:04.300 And I really picked up. 0:04:04.300 --> 0:04:07.200 On how, like, friendly and, like, engaging. Like, we are all, like, 0:04:07.240 --> 0:04:08.590 chatting and having great banter for the whole day. 0:04:08.600 --> 0:04:09.410 So, are you going to stay in touch? 0:04:10.330 --> 0:04:11.530 Well, I was calling the. 0:04:11.850 --> 0:04:13.940 Doctor the next day or like a few days after 0:04:13.960 --> 0:04:14.960 because he needed to check up. 0:04:15.180 --> 0:04:17.539 And he was also like, recommend me to Melbourne to 0:04:17.560 --> 0:04:17.940 check out. 0:04:18.140 --> 0:04:21.120 So 12 hours for the second part. What are you doing? 0:04:21.140 --> 0:04:22.400 Well, eight hours for the second part. 0:04:22.400 --> 0:04:25.560 12 hours. Is there a PlayStation or something? There was Netflix. Oh, 0:04:25.690 --> 0:04:26.000 I see. 0:04:26.050 --> 0:04:27.170 That's a lot of movies. So I watched a bit 0:04:27.210 --> 0:04:28.980 of Netflix, listened to music. For a lot of it, 0:04:29.010 --> 0:04:29.710 I wasn't even like. 0:04:29.730 --> 0:04:30.470 What else is about? 0:04:30.490 --> 0:04:31.290 I wasn't even like. 0:04:31.310 --> 0:04:31.930 Have you heard? 0:04:33.130 --> 0:04:35.330 You could have flown to New York. 0:04:35.350 --> 0:04:37.570 Well, listen to this. So the head nurse is Irish. 0:04:37.589 --> 0:04:40.350 And obviously we were catching up about all things... Ireland 0:04:40.730 --> 0:04:43.300 and then I've been posting a little bit about it 0:04:43.460 --> 0:04:48.589 on Instagram I got a message request from this random 0:04:48.630 --> 0:04:52.000 dude saying congrats on the hair That was my daughter 0:04:52.020 --> 0:04:56.180 who was the head nurse. So my nurse's dad follows me. 0:04:56.360 --> 0:04:59.010 I don't know, does he follow me recently on Instagram? 0:04:59.029 --> 0:05:00.790 Has he been following me for a while? 0:05:00.810 --> 0:05:02.330 Are you doing ad swipe reads for them? No. I 0:05:02.370 --> 0:05:04.610 feel like there's going to be a Christmas catch up 0:05:05.110 --> 0:05:07.729 for all these people with hair. 0:05:07.830 --> 0:05:09.390 I tell you, there's a lot of people interested. 0:05:09.910 --> 0:05:13.150 My engagement and views on Instagram have, I think, never, 0:05:13.380 --> 0:05:15.820 ever been higher. While a lot of people have been 0:05:15.839 --> 0:05:17.740 blocking me in on following, which is so fine, it's 0:05:17.800 --> 0:05:21.070 quite disgusting, a lot of people want to know Well, 0:05:21.250 --> 0:05:21.589 I think. 0:05:21.470 --> 0:05:23.539 Just because most people always say you have to go overseas. 0:05:23.680 --> 0:05:24.920 And a lot of people. 0:05:25.980 --> 0:05:27.870 Who would never, who will never ever be in the 0:05:27.900 --> 0:05:29.770 market for a hair transplant. So you're saying- Women and 0:05:29.810 --> 0:05:32.089 people with, like lads with great hair- You can go to- 0:05:32.150 --> 0:05:34.029 Are just nosy. You can go to Turkey or you 0:05:34.050 --> 0:05:34.870 can go to Docklands. 0:05:35.230 --> 0:05:37.370 We can go to Docklands. Wow. I just, can't you 0:05:37.410 --> 0:05:38.870 just knock me out and I'll wake up with a 0:05:39.029 --> 0:05:40.710 fucking afro? Yeah, I know. 0:05:40.750 --> 0:05:42.710 Yeah, I think one of Claudia's friends said this to 0:05:42.750 --> 0:05:45.169 her that maybe her husband just got knocked out. But 0:05:45.190 --> 0:05:48.300 I think that the normal procedure is just local anaesthetic. 0:05:48.360 --> 0:05:50.839 And question, when can we start seeing results? 0:05:51.220 --> 0:05:53.659 I believe that we can start seeing results. A lot 0:05:53.680 --> 0:05:56.630 of people get them around 14 weeks- So, anywhere from 0:05:56.690 --> 0:05:59.100 like three months, they say you'll. 0:05:59.000 --> 0:05:59.660 Start seeing it. 0:05:59.740 --> 0:06:01.180 Six months, you'll- Like a few sprouts. 0:06:01.240 --> 0:06:02.320 What did you hear from your mate? 0:06:02.360 --> 0:06:04.039 Apparently, they say it's like getting. 0:06:04.060 --> 0:06:06.500 Yeah, about 14 weeks. Just a bit over three months. 0:06:06.920 --> 0:06:09.890 He must be excited. Yeah. Oh, thrilled. Yeah, right. Tell 0:06:09.930 --> 0:06:12.469 him I said congrats. Yeah, I will. On the new hair. 0:06:12.610 --> 0:06:16.409 He loves it. Does he? Yeah, right. Loves it. Oh, 0:06:16.430 --> 0:06:18.610 well done, mate. Thank you. Very good. 0:06:18.650 --> 0:06:19.380 Thanks, guys. 0:06:20.600 --> 0:06:24.940 Yeah. What surgery's next? Slippy, you got a penis in life? 0:06:25.000 --> 0:06:26.680 It's all on my Instagram, if you want to see. 0:06:27.940 --> 0:06:29.859 He's got a lot of questions, a lot of engagement. 0:06:31.160 --> 0:06:35.100 Through the roof. Anyone else achieve anything while we're away? 0:06:36.440 --> 0:06:36.620 No. 0:06:37.320 --> 0:06:38.470 I just realised I should have called in for my 0:06:38.529 --> 0:06:40.630 awesome Monday. You really should have. 0:06:41.350 --> 0:06:43.930 Guys, driving the motor home did make me come back 0:06:43.970 --> 0:06:47.370 to that idea we had about our big camp out. Oh, yeah. 0:06:48.570 --> 0:06:51.990 I thought I was hopeful that we'd forgotten about this. 0:06:52.010 --> 0:06:53.409 No, no, no, I think it's great. Well, I started 0:06:53.430 --> 0:06:54.240 teaching in recovery. 0:06:54.390 --> 0:06:56.000 No, it'd be an easy event to organise. 0:06:56.200 --> 0:06:58.640 In recovery, I started teaching myself the guitar, so I'll 0:06:58.660 --> 0:06:59.580 be able to do the campfire songs. 0:06:59.600 --> 0:07:02.080 Oh, I can bring you my guitar. Yep. What song 0:07:02.100 --> 0:07:02.560 are you learning? 0:07:03.200 --> 0:07:05.540 I'm just focusing on a couple of chords at the moment. 0:07:05.620 --> 0:07:06.360 I can't string them. 0:07:06.300 --> 0:07:10.300 Together yet, so I can just play a mean A minor. 0:07:10.860 --> 0:07:13.780 Pre-day time of your life? Maybe Powderfinger, My Happiness. Good call. 0:07:13.900 --> 0:07:15.960 My Happiness around the campfire would be nice. Okay. Macy, 0:07:15.990 --> 0:07:17.670 we're going to need a campfire. Yep. 0:07:18.190 --> 0:07:19.510 Keeley, we're going to need a campfire. 0:07:19.740 --> 0:07:22.660 Delegation, I love it. Do it on the rooftop at 0:07:22.680 --> 0:07:26.340 Mount Buller. No, it's not always sort of thinking. 0:07:26.360 --> 0:07:27.040 Yeah, we can do that. 0:07:27.540 --> 0:07:29.040 Fire there. Secure the cable. 0:07:29.360 --> 0:07:31.040 Guitar's actually quite hard, so well done. 0:07:31.080 --> 0:07:31.680 It's really hard. 0:07:31.840 --> 0:07:32.540 It's really hard. 0:07:32.560 --> 0:07:35.100 My fingers are numb. Right? Numb. Have you got more 0:07:35.120 --> 0:07:39.240 respect now for when you watch artists? Absolutely. Hey, can I, 0:07:39.300 --> 0:07:40.060 one more hair question? 0:07:40.100 --> 0:07:42.060 Yeah. 0:07:42.250 --> 0:07:46.240 Is the noggin still, is it still like... Is it 0:07:46.280 --> 0:07:46.740 sore now? 0:07:46.900 --> 0:07:48.680 It's not sore. I wouldn't even say it has been 0:07:48.720 --> 0:07:49.140 sore since. 0:07:49.160 --> 0:07:50.020 Is it sensitive? 0:07:50.140 --> 0:07:52.200 It's very sensitive. More so at the back from the 0:07:52.440 --> 0:07:53.310 donor areas. 0:07:53.640 --> 0:07:54.020 Sensitive. 0:07:54.110 --> 0:07:55.970 And you know when you get like a bit of 0:07:56.010 --> 0:07:57.850 shock or a shiver or pins and needles? 0:07:58.110 --> 0:08:00.170 Oh, I reckon you could. Nah. 0:08:00.190 --> 0:08:01.970 When you get that sensation of a shock or a 0:08:02.130 --> 0:08:03.490 fright or pins and needles. 0:08:03.750 --> 0:08:04.850 I'm feeling it in my head. 0:08:04.870 --> 0:08:06.210 Does it hurt? Yeah. 0:08:06.350 --> 0:08:09.180 No, it's just like a sensation. It feels like you're 0:08:09.190 --> 0:08:09.620 getting electrocuted. 0:08:09.680 --> 0:08:11.160 Apart from the needles at the start. 0:08:11.180 --> 0:08:11.250 Yep. 0:08:12.060 --> 0:08:13.870 It was a lot less painful than you thought. And 0:08:13.890 --> 0:08:14.510 I know you had nerves. 0:08:14.530 --> 0:08:16.710 Apart from the needles, I would say there's been no pain. 0:08:16.970 --> 0:08:18.770 There's been a bit of discomfort. There's been a bit 0:08:18.810 --> 0:08:20.610 of tightness. 0:08:21.670 --> 0:08:22.110 Do you reckon? 0:08:22.130 --> 0:08:23.170 You don't like it tight, Jenny? 0:08:23.190 --> 0:08:23.310 No. 0:08:23.330 --> 0:08:25.790 Do you reckon? Yeah, it's been a bit of tightness. 0:08:25.870 --> 0:08:27.170 Not at all. 0:08:27.190 --> 0:08:29.730 Do you reckon that, I mean, this is a far-fetched question, 0:08:29.810 --> 0:08:31.230 but do you reckon that would be the same as 0:08:31.290 --> 0:08:32.510 that women getting lasers? 0:08:32.950 --> 0:08:33.690 On their legs. 0:08:33.750 --> 0:08:35.920 No way. I've got laser as well. The laser. 0:08:35.940 --> 0:08:37.579 Why do you try to get rid of hair as well? 0:08:37.600 --> 0:08:39.599 No, it's a real weird cycle. 0:08:39.620 --> 0:08:42.040 Make your mind up, mate. You want it? You don't 0:08:42.080 --> 0:08:44.230 want to be harvesting from the wrong area. 0:08:44.470 --> 0:08:46.050 My body's really doing me in here. 0:08:46.429 --> 0:08:47.090 You're honest. 0:08:47.190 --> 0:08:50.010 I just said, can I keep them? I'm going to 0:08:50.030 --> 0:08:51.530 have a new thing next week and I can put 0:08:51.550 --> 0:08:51.980 them in there. 0:08:54.160 --> 0:08:57.350 Can you harvest from my anus? A lot of. 0:08:58.030 --> 0:09:01.090 People have to harvest from their beard and chest and everything. 0:09:01.110 --> 0:09:04.330 When you don't have enough on your head. I saw 0:09:04.350 --> 0:09:06.670 some TikToks of a guy and he's got like this 0:09:06.710 --> 0:09:07.530 on his neck. 0:09:07.570 --> 0:09:10.290 It doesn't grow like frizzy beard hair on your head then, 0:09:10.309 --> 0:09:10.670 does it? 0:09:10.710 --> 0:09:12.670 I think it would. I don't really know. 0:09:12.970 --> 0:09:14.330 I'm glad I'm not getting one. 0:09:14.890 --> 0:09:17.490 You technically can get it taken from your head. 0:09:17.650 --> 0:09:18.970 I had to shave the head in the morning. That 0:09:18.990 --> 0:09:19.429 doesn't work. 0:09:20.059 --> 0:09:20.640 Shave the eggs. 0:09:20.700 --> 0:09:21.920 It's growing quite quickly, isn't it? 0:09:21.920 --> 0:09:22.459 I've got the laser. 0:09:22.540 --> 0:09:24.900 It's regrown. It smells like a barbecue. 0:09:25.100 --> 0:09:26.720 Yeah. The smell's gross. 0:09:26.740 --> 0:09:29.300 When you get the laser, right, have you got to 0:09:29.340 --> 0:09:32.400 do that numerous times? Mm-hmm. And then is that it 0:09:32.440 --> 0:09:33.800 for life or you've got to keep going back? No, 0:09:33.820 --> 0:09:34.439 you keep going back. 0:09:34.480 --> 0:09:35.700 It depends on, like, the area. 0:09:35.720 --> 0:09:38.580 Fucking area. How long have you got to go back to? 0:09:38.600 --> 0:09:39.240 It depends on the area. 0:09:39.260 --> 0:09:41.000 I've got my arms on just, like, three times. 0:09:41.040 --> 0:09:43.140 Like, look at them. Feel them. Hey, that's good. 0:09:43.720 --> 0:09:45.800 They reckon that you need like 11 times. You have 0:09:45.820 --> 0:09:48.280 to go every six weeks for 11 times. 0:09:48.540 --> 0:09:49.119 And then that's it? 0:09:49.360 --> 0:09:51.780 Well, and then it's maybe like once a year. Every 0:09:51.800 --> 0:09:53.730 six months. Depends how hairy you are. 0:09:55.110 --> 0:09:56.970 But like I got laser done on my legs and 0:09:57.110 --> 0:09:59.590 I haven't shaved my legs in like a year. 0:09:59.610 --> 0:09:59.950 Yeah. 0:10:00.160 --> 0:10:00.319 Right. 0:10:00.360 --> 0:10:02.200 And you get the random long sort of. You just 0:10:02.220 --> 0:10:02.720 get like one. 0:10:02.980 --> 0:10:03.600 Yeah. Yeah. 0:10:03.760 --> 0:10:05.260 But it's the best thing I ever did on my legs. 0:10:05.460 --> 0:10:07.560 Yeah, right. Good on you. Painful. 0:10:07.580 --> 0:10:10.980 What's the second best thing you've ever done on your legs? Walking. 0:10:11.280 --> 0:10:11.819 Like tandem. 0:10:13.370 --> 0:10:17.709 Walking's a distant third. And I imagine it hurts. On 0:10:17.730 --> 0:10:18.650 the different areas? 0:10:18.929 --> 0:10:20.150 Yeah, on the different areas. 0:10:20.309 --> 0:10:22.250 It's like getting a tattoo, you know? If you get 0:10:22.290 --> 0:10:23.770 a tattoo on your ribs, it's going to hurt if 0:10:23.790 --> 0:10:25.410 you get it on your arm because your bones. 0:10:25.170 --> 0:10:25.750 And stuff are there. 0:10:26.170 --> 0:10:27.709 Oh, so if there's no bones, it doesn't hurt. 0:10:27.830 --> 0:10:28.809 I think so. I don't know. 0:10:29.050 --> 0:10:33.250 The more fat there is, the better. 0:10:33.270 --> 0:10:34.550 Some people get the tattoo hair. 0:10:35.050 --> 0:10:36.380 Oh, I know. I've seen that. 0:10:36.390 --> 0:10:37.700 Will you guys be doing that next? 0:10:37.750 --> 0:10:41.200 No, I don't know. Yeah, on your eyebrows. I'm very 0:10:41.240 --> 0:10:41.840 happy with my hair. 0:10:42.120 --> 0:10:45.500 Tattoo eyebrows, that's a thing too. Lots of people do that. 0:10:45.740 --> 0:10:45.820 Yeah. 0:10:46.940 --> 0:10:47.500 I don't do that. 0:10:48.420 --> 0:10:52.350 Well, that's good on you. Now, I was in the Maldives, 0:10:52.410 --> 0:10:53.890 and can I tell you, we've got a lot of 0:10:54.050 --> 0:10:55.210 followers in the Maldives. 0:10:55.230 --> 0:10:58.809 A lot of people who listen to our show were 0:10:58.870 --> 0:11:01.650 on the Luxury Escapes plane with me. 0:11:01.770 --> 0:11:04.980 There's a credit. Oh, my goodness gracious me. We love 0:11:05.000 --> 0:11:09.540 Luxury Escapes. No. Now, Clint, it's all inclusive, isn't it? 0:11:09.760 --> 0:11:11.500 It is. So you can eat lobster every day if 0:11:11.520 --> 0:11:15.450 you want. Well, if it's at the buffet, yeah. Oh, 0:11:15.470 --> 0:11:17.380 I see. But there were different restaurants. There were restaurants, 0:11:17.390 --> 0:11:19.640 but they were not serving lobster there. Oh, when we went, 0:11:19.660 --> 0:11:22.260 there was different restaurants. There was like the general buffet 0:11:22.320 --> 0:11:24.620 at night. There was like a teppanyaki. There was like 0:11:24.679 --> 0:11:26.460 an Asian restaurant. But you just walk in, you order 0:11:26.480 --> 0:11:29.110 whatever the fuck you want. Italian. Drinks as well? Yeah, 0:11:29.120 --> 0:11:30.710 drinks as well. So, yeah, ours wasn't drinks. And then 0:11:30.730 --> 0:11:31.670 I got stung for that bill as well. And you 0:11:31.710 --> 0:11:33.550 know what? They're not poverty drinks. Like I was having 0:11:33.910 --> 0:11:36.550 Grey Goose vodka. Yeah, right. And soda. And it was great. 0:11:36.570 --> 0:11:39.069 We got stung with the drinks bill just as we're leaving. Oh, 0:11:39.190 --> 0:11:40.770 that's nasty. What do you reckon? 0:11:40.990 --> 0:11:43.370 Well, it's US dollars as well, and all the wines 0:11:43.450 --> 0:11:47.069 are all inflated if you're buying them. Because there are 0:11:47.090 --> 0:11:49.810 a lot of people who didn't pay all-inclusive, so they 0:11:49.850 --> 0:11:51.550 were just sort of paying. 0:11:51.170 --> 0:11:51.720 For each drink. 0:11:52.020 --> 0:11:54.319 And I was getting cocktails and drinking like three-quarters of mine. 0:11:54.400 --> 0:11:56.140 It's too warm, so let's get another one. 0:11:56.179 --> 0:11:58.860 Surely it would be you're just better to go all-inclusive. 0:11:58.880 --> 0:11:59.380 How many of you? 0:11:59.400 --> 0:12:01.880 Because by the time you spend all your money on alcohol. 0:12:02.300 --> 0:12:05.120 Two 10-nights and some massages and a little bit of 0:12:05.140 --> 0:12:06.199 baby oil. How much do you spend? 0:12:06.420 --> 0:12:08.250 And a little bit of baby oil. What did you say? 0:12:08.730 --> 0:12:09.350 Six grand. 0:12:09.550 --> 0:12:10.929 Six grand? Jesus. 0:12:11.720 --> 0:12:12.960 Is that on top of what you pay to race? 0:12:13.000 --> 0:12:15.760 Oh, that's not the Ecom, darling. What were you drinking? 0:12:15.780 --> 0:12:19.239 What were you drinking? Hey, hey, hey. 0:12:19.280 --> 0:12:20.600 That's what holidays are about. 0:12:20.620 --> 0:12:21.939 That's why we work. 0:12:22.220 --> 0:12:22.880 That's what it's about. 0:12:22.900 --> 0:12:25.090 Should have seen my face, though. The whole boat's waiting 0:12:25.110 --> 0:12:26.510 to leave, and they hand you the book. It looks 0:12:26.530 --> 0:12:29.630 like a fucking phone book. I'm like, oh, that's the drinks. Wow. 0:12:30.110 --> 0:12:32.390 Yeah, you just tap your card and worry about it later. 0:12:32.410 --> 0:12:33.949 Tap your card, you fight about that in the car 0:12:33.970 --> 0:12:34.490 on the way home. 0:12:34.510 --> 0:12:36.240 Money comes and goes, dull memories stay forever. 0:12:36.360 --> 0:12:39.580 Oh, money goes. You've got a cart. Do you remember 0:12:39.620 --> 0:12:41.319 how much you spent? What's that? 0:12:41.520 --> 0:12:43.860 Getting the car on the way home. How far did 0:12:43.880 --> 0:12:44.020 you go? 0:12:44.020 --> 0:12:52.260 It's one of those boat cars. We've got the aqueduct. But, strongly, 0:12:52.480 --> 0:12:53.760 if you can get a deal in one of those 0:12:53.780 --> 0:12:58.820 little packages, it's in Maldives. Oh, Maldives. It is incredible. 0:12:59.730 --> 0:13:03.610 Was there a lot of honeymooners? Not really. They're a 0:13:03.610 --> 0:13:06.530 bit more family friendly now, the resorts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:13:06.650 --> 0:13:07.609 Don't connect to mine. 0:13:08.090 --> 0:13:12.060 Well, guys, I went to Stanley. Stanley. Very nice. Regional. Well, 0:13:12.080 --> 0:13:14.440 they do it different out there. You had your motorhome? 0:13:14.580 --> 0:13:15.320 I had my motorhome. 0:13:15.880 --> 0:13:16.420 How'd you go? 0:13:17.240 --> 0:13:20.059 Yeah, they're quite loud to drive. Can you hear that? 0:13:20.240 --> 0:13:22.140 You're talking into the side of the mic because of 0:13:22.160 --> 0:13:22.660 the windsock. 0:13:22.860 --> 0:13:23.300 Hello. 0:13:23.760 --> 0:13:24.710 That's not your fault. It's not. 0:13:24.730 --> 0:13:24.830 Okay. 0:13:27.580 --> 0:13:30.839 Yeah. You know what, mate? It was nice. It was good. 0:13:31.220 --> 0:13:33.250 I don't know if I'm a motorhome guy. Oh, shit. 0:13:33.260 --> 0:13:35.230 You have to be fully committed. 0:13:35.750 --> 0:13:37.250 It's also just a bit of work. Like, you've got 0:13:37.270 --> 0:13:39.350 to go, okay, we're setting up the beds now. Fuck. 0:13:39.429 --> 0:13:40.810 All right, so get all the luggage out. What do 0:13:40.830 --> 0:13:42.770 we need? Now you store that under the seats. Now 0:13:42.790 --> 0:13:44.030 you're packing the seats into beds. 0:13:44.050 --> 0:13:45.710 Were you setting the beds up and down every night? 0:13:46.050 --> 0:13:48.130 No. That was the advantage. We weren't cooking in there. 0:13:48.770 --> 0:13:49.890 We weren't really living in there. 0:13:49.929 --> 0:13:50.410 Were you? 0:13:50.530 --> 0:13:54.460 We just slept in there. No, no, no. No bathrooms. Just. No, no. 0:13:54.500 --> 0:13:56.420 Kids were allowed to pee in there. 0:13:56.440 --> 0:13:56.520 Yeah. 0:13:57.809 --> 0:14:01.950 Because I paid the $ 140 drop-and-go package where you don't 0:14:01.990 --> 0:14:05.250 have to empty anything. The drop-and-go? 0:14:05.670 --> 0:14:06.290 You can do that. 0:14:06.450 --> 0:14:09.250 You pay $ 140 and then when you pull in. Oh, yeah. Well, 0:14:09.309 --> 0:14:11.670 fuck emptying all that. Oh, it's so nasty. 0:14:11.690 --> 0:14:14.990 Have you ever done it? It's disgusting. 0:14:15.210 --> 0:14:16.510 I'm derailing this situation. 0:14:16.570 --> 0:14:16.830 Sorry. 0:14:16.890 --> 0:14:18.689 But you know when you go to the bathroom in 0:14:19.450 --> 0:14:20.270 like an aeroplane? 0:14:20.730 --> 0:14:21.010 Yes. 0:14:21.210 --> 0:14:23.130 And you know how you press the flush button? Does 0:14:23.170 --> 0:14:24.870 that just flush straight. 0:14:24.590 --> 0:14:25.700 Out of the plane? Straight out of the plane. It 0:14:25.720 --> 0:14:26.940