Speaker 1: Welcome to the podcast, everybody. This is where Andrew Hayes
Speaker 1: shamelessly throws himself at the feet of Ryan Fitzgerald, begging
Speaker 1: him to be his friend.
Speaker 2: You know how in the movies sometimes where people just
Speaker 2: put it on people like I remember an episode of
Speaker 2: Friends where Joey put it on Rachel.
Speaker 3: He's like, I've fallen in love with you. How does
Speaker 3: that sit with you?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Pretty much? Did that?
Speaker 2: I know?
Speaker 4: And then Jennifer Aniston was like, wouldn't have thought so.
Speaker 2: Joey, Yeah, yeah, fitz he played of Jennifer Aniston.
Speaker 3: There is good morning, Ryan Fitzgerald.
Speaker 5: What a magnificent song to be introduced makes sense? Which
Speaker 5: I think was your nickname at the Central Districts Footy Crime.
Speaker 3: It wasn't you been talking.
Speaker 4: To dear Well, I'll tell you what, Fitzy. That doesn't
Speaker 4: bode well.
Speaker 1: That little comment for one of Hazy's life goals. I
Speaker 1: know you must have spoken about it during the week
Speaker 1: as well. Is the guy that was in the snow
Speaker 1: and lost his phone and he had his life goals
Speaker 1: and was to have you know, three on the roster and.
Speaker 5: We spoke to him today to him on show today.
Speaker 5: His name is Marco. He's from Marrickville. He sent us
Speaker 5: a photo and he's jacked like he's actually so he's
Speaker 5: he's five, he's two kilos off.
Speaker 6: He's want to be eighty.
Speaker 7: Seven kilogram right.
Speaker 5: Kate Richie asked him and question him about three girls
Speaker 5: on the roster, and he said, Look, he just said, I'm.
Speaker 6: Going to be honest with you. I've got a lot
Speaker 6: of love and I want to want to give that love,
Speaker 6: and I don't think one girl is enough to give
Speaker 6: it to.
Speaker 4: I don't know how to ask this question. But he
Speaker 4: sounded like a right knob with that list.
Speaker 1: Was he?
Speaker 5: Now you know what, Jodi, he was actually a really
Speaker 5: lovely guy.
Speaker 3: And he and you know what, and.
Speaker 5: He was, you know what, when you think when you
Speaker 5: transport yourself back to when you were nineteen years of
Speaker 5: a yeah, and he's already got half of the twenty
Speaker 5: five thousand dollars he wants in his bank account. God,
Speaker 5: the age of nineteen, I was working making seats at Mitsubishi.
Speaker 6: There's no one I had no money in the bank
Speaker 6: at all.
Speaker 4: Well I bring this up, Sorry, hazy you guys.
Speaker 2: So I can only imagine that Kate Richie was very
Speaker 2: very open and very warming. With that information about the
Speaker 2: rotating Ross.
Speaker 6: He did feel like he was talking to his mum, Paul.
Speaker 4: Fix.
Speaker 1: The reason I bring that guy up is because it
Speaker 1: led us to a conversation about our life goals and
Speaker 1: can I can I read out Hazy's top three to you?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Okay, okay.
Speaker 1: So the first one was to name his son who's
Speaker 1: coming at the end of this year, and that was
Speaker 1: either Jason Francis or Horn.
Speaker 3: First names.
Speaker 1: The second one was to get drafted as a thirty
Speaker 1: eight year old rookie into the AFL.
Speaker 6: Is still a chance, Hasey, is still a chance.
Speaker 1: But the third one was to become best friends with FITZI.
Speaker 5: Oh, well, I tell you we have got to the
Speaker 5: point now in our relationship where they're is a handshake
Speaker 5: and a hug at the start of it.
Speaker 6: I think we're on our way.
Speaker 3: That's good. It's really busy, so just some as you're
Speaker 3: comfortable with.
Speaker 2: This fits sometimes my mates, it's the first question you asked,
Speaker 2: you're not working over, what's Fitzy like? Yeah, And I'll
Speaker 2: quickly and seamlessly drop in that we might be best mates.
Speaker 5: Fitz you're a northern and Hazy that's the tough thing.
Speaker 5: You're going to have to come down south at some
Speaker 5: stage you will need protection. I will get people. I
Speaker 5: know a few bikeies down there that'll look after you
Speaker 5: right again. But you will if you want to be
Speaker 5: best mates. You got to hang out down at point
Speaker 5: along the beach and a couple of times, and you've
Speaker 5: got to spend some time with the lads.
Speaker 3: So you mean like a gun or knife or something.
Speaker 3: I was like protection. Ye isn't this relationship chomping up?
Speaker 5: If you want to go shopping at Colonnades, you do
Speaker 5: need a few weapons to take with.
Speaker 4: You, dear, and you have to do a sewe off
Speaker 4: the jetty as well.
Speaker 5: Yeah cool, Yeah, I want to teach you. I want
Speaker 5: to take you down there, show you a few pointers.
Speaker 5: You know, you'll have to scull a couple of woodstock cans,
Speaker 5: throw them in the water and then on them in
Speaker 5: the morning, cut off some jeans. But yeah, I would
Speaker 5: love to take you down there and show you the
Speaker 5: lovely folk from down south.
Speaker 4: Ri Fitzy, it's newsread to Abby.
Speaker 1: Can you also teach them how to say seafood meadows
Speaker 1: because they seem to have an issue with that every
Speaker 1: time they say it you Seafood.
Speaker 4: It's happened a few times now.
Speaker 6: The traffic's piling up at Seafood Meadows.
Speaker 1: Anyway, stop being a sicker pant with Vizy and we
Speaker 1: need to talk about showdown. Please, what's your gut feeling, Fitsy,
Speaker 1: you guys any shot.
Speaker 5: It's a tough one because you know, it's really disappointing
Speaker 5: that Isaac grank and Mars is out as well. So look,
Speaker 5: the underdogs always do well in showdowns. I don't think
Speaker 5: there's ever a favorite. You can I mean, you'll have
Speaker 5: a favorite with betting companies, but anyone can win it.
Speaker 5: It's going to be hard for adelaide I think it's
Speaker 5: going to be similar to last year. We won the
Speaker 5: first one last year and then we got spanked in
Speaker 5: the second. Whether we get beaten as much as we
Speaker 5: did in the second one last year, I don't think so.
Speaker 6: But I think Port Adelaidea definitely a better team at
Speaker 6: the moment.
Speaker 3: Did you play in the show down?
Speaker 6: Yes, I played one hazy.
Speaker 5: I was on the bench for a three and a
Speaker 5: half quarters and they threw to me down on the
Speaker 5: bench a couple of times, and I just made out
Speaker 5: I was doing something on an exercise by then. They
Speaker 5: threw me on Darryl Wakeland and he absolutely cleaned me
Speaker 5: up a couple of times. I took one marcesy fifteen
Speaker 5: meters out on a little bit of an angle and
Speaker 5: we were up by I think seven points.
Speaker 6: Someone pointed this out to me on the front bar.
Speaker 5: We're up by seven points with about five minutes to go,
Speaker 5: so this would have been the clincher. I reckon to
Speaker 5: get us a couple of goals clear fifteen meters out.
Speaker 6: I shanked.
Speaker 5: Port Adelaide, took her down. They kicked the next two
Speaker 5: goals and they won the showdown.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, there you go. I'm sorry I brought that up. Yeah, thanks,
Speaker 3: thanks mate.
Speaker 1: It's the eye interview Daryl Wakeland the other day because
Speaker 1: he's a farmer now, so he was talking all things
Speaker 1: pharmacy and he brought that up.
Speaker 4: He said, how he towed you up in a showdown.
Speaker 6: Great man wakes very very good man doing.
Speaker 5: He's got he's got his own franchise, I think, franchise
Speaker 5: of pharmacy.
Speaker 4: Short eyes down at Port Adelaide.
Speaker 5: It's always good to know somebody works in a pharmacy,
Speaker 5: especially especially.
Speaker 3: You appreciate time. We'll catch up with again next week.
Speaker 6: Love you guys, Thank you.
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Speaker 7: Please welcome to Jody and Hazy to today.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's in our face.
Speaker 4: Here is good morning, Good morning. Is there a little
Speaker 4: game going on tomorrow night? It's something happening and laid.
Speaker 7: Over, just a minor battle between two teams.
Speaker 1: Yeah, talk us through, talk us through the emotion in
Speaker 1: the rooms right before a showdown, like it's next level,
Speaker 1: isn't it?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: It is?
Speaker 3: It is.
Speaker 7: You try to We don't treat the week as normal.
Speaker 8: You do everything as you would normally in terms of
Speaker 8: your schedule, in terms of your recovery and your training
Speaker 8: and things like that. But yeah, internally you know that
Speaker 8: it means more to the team and the fans than
Speaker 8: it does a normal week, And that sort of all
Speaker 8: culminates into that that five minutes before the bounce, just
Speaker 8: before you run out of the race, and you hear
Speaker 8: either the port fans ready to boo all the Crows
Speaker 8: fans ready to cheer, and it's yeah, it's unmatched. It's
Speaker 8: the best feeling I've had in my short career.
Speaker 4: Who speaks right before you go out? Is it the skipper?
Speaker 8: Nixy usually addresses before we go out and endors just
Speaker 8: before the bounce, So we've got yeah, we've got the
Speaker 8: wise words of both of them. And usually for a showdown,
Speaker 8: you don't have to say a whole lot. It's pretty
Speaker 8: much everyone's up, ready to go and ready to take
Speaker 8: them on.
Speaker 3: And why do you hate Port Adelaide so much.
Speaker 7: In trying to grab a headline?
Speaker 6: Isn't he?
Speaker 4: But there's genuine hatred between the two clubs.
Speaker 7: I'd like to be honest.
Speaker 8: It's funny because when you look at it from like,
Speaker 8: just just take yourself out of the like which team
Speaker 8: you support and whatnot. Like if I was drafted to
Speaker 8: Port Adelaide, I wouldn't like the Crows but I was
Speaker 8: drafted the Crows and now I don't like Port Adelaide. Yeah,
Speaker 8: And it's like just a sliding doors moment, like so
Speaker 8: that the dislike really just comes from the fact that
Speaker 8: you're on one side or the other. It's sort of
Speaker 8: just because you're wired that way. But like I did
Speaker 8: get drafted and I flew over here and then a
Speaker 8: few days later I really.
Speaker 7: Don't like Port.
Speaker 8: I don't know why, but that's just the way that's
Speaker 8: about Australi and like sort of way.
Speaker 4: There must be players at Port though that you like
Speaker 4: and respect.
Speaker 8: Yeah, plenty of them, plenty of them, and I mean
Speaker 8: the club, like you can't not respect what they've done
Speaker 8: this year.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but it's just just like it's other teams.
Speaker 8: So you dislike a Calling, would you dislike it along
Speaker 8: you dis like a West Coast whatever, And then you
Speaker 8: come up against them, you beat them all, you lose
Speaker 8: and you just move on with you. But Port, because
Speaker 8: you're playing against them and it's in essay and it's
Speaker 8: the big week and all the radios and media ask
Speaker 8: about it and stuff, it becomes this elevated game and
Speaker 8: all you want to do is win because then you
Speaker 8: get bragging rights.
Speaker 2: Okay, I've got the headline, tom do day open to
Speaker 2: a trade to Port Adelaide?
Speaker 8: Now can we just rewind the tape? How did you
Speaker 8: go on to that?
Speaker 7: No one does? I to figure that one out.
Speaker 1: Showdowns always upsets, always like the team that you least
Speaker 1: expect to win.
Speaker 4: Sometimes does this week?
Speaker 1: Are you guys a chance because I guess going favors.
Speaker 8: Yeah, well, I mean yeah, yeah, they probably deserve to considering,
Speaker 8: but yeah nah. You look at a showdown a sort
Speaker 8: of zero zero in the in the record column and
Speaker 8: just say, like, whoever is the best team on the
Speaker 8: day wins, but like a final in that regard, And
Speaker 8: I think we've won the last two against them after
Speaker 8: a not so good performance to finish the year. Maybe
Speaker 8: that was last year, but we feel like we're in
Speaker 8: a good spot in terms of some of the footy
Speaker 8: we've played, especially the momentum of that fourth quarter against Melbourne.
Speaker 8: We can come out and hopefully get the jockeys, but
Speaker 8: they're not. They're not the team that.
Speaker 7: Will just lay down, especially in a showdown. So it's
Speaker 7: gonna be tough.
Speaker 3: Tommy, Kevin, the surge is busy. What's the latest?
Speaker 6: What do you do it just jump straight in.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 8: I had a little plan of fashion release last week
Speaker 8: on my left foot, so the opposite of the ACL
Speaker 8: but that was I've had about pain in the hill
Speaker 8: for about eight months or so, so that was the
Speaker 8: end of year operation that we just brought forward. Nothing major,
Speaker 8: very minor. Back walking without crutches about three days later,
Speaker 8: So no worries there.
Speaker 4: It's on first name basis with the nurses and the doctors.
Speaker 8: I actually frightening me yes, because I've had the shoulder
Speaker 8: done a couple of times as well, so that the
Speaker 8: shoulder surge and the knee surge and the foot surgeon,
Speaker 8: I'm all basically just got their personal mobiles, texting them
Speaker 8: if we've got any issues rather than go through the receptionist.
Speaker 8: So it's probably not a good spot to be and
Speaker 8: to be honest, but I do feel a bit privileged sometimes.
Speaker 4: I want to ask you.
Speaker 1: You're a big movie buff. Barbie and Oppenheimer. Have you
Speaker 1: seen them yet?
Speaker 8: I have, yees seen them both absolute crackers, love both
Speaker 8: of them really, yes, right, so Barbie.
Speaker 7: They're very different.
Speaker 8: I'll quickly do Barbie basically like with Barbie, Tom Radio,
Speaker 8: You've got a yeah, I've got a Yeah, thanks for
Speaker 8: having me.
Speaker 7: Guys.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I just the headphones off.
Speaker 8: But no, Barbie, if you're if you're a male listening
Speaker 8: to this and you haven't seen it because you think
Speaker 8: it's going to harm your masculinity, just swallow the pride
Speaker 8: and go in and see it.
Speaker 7: It's entertaining.
Speaker 8: It takes a little bit to get used to, but
Speaker 8: there's a lot towards the final forty five minutes to
Speaker 8: an hour is like a lot of social commentary and
Speaker 8: living with purpose and all this sort of stuff.
Speaker 7: It's actually quite a deep movie.
Speaker 3: In the end.
Speaker 8: It doesn't seem like it, but there's a lot to it.
Speaker 8: And then Oppenheim is just a three hour epic, but
Speaker 8: you have to lock in for it, so I suggest
Speaker 8: don't see it at like nine o'clock. See it a
Speaker 8: bit earlier in the day, get a good feed beforehand,
Speaker 8: don't drink too much so you have to leave the
Speaker 8: cinema because you don't want to miss anything. Try and
Speaker 8: hold on for three hours.
Speaker 4: And playing a game of football time.
Speaker 8: There is there is something about this Jody, this movie.
Speaker 8: It's an epic. You've got to give it all the
Speaker 8: time to day. But the best part of it is
Speaker 8: the performances in the cast are incredible. So yeah, you
Speaker 8: miss any moment, you just feel like you have been cheated.
Speaker 8: So go and see both. And I heavily enjoyed both.
Speaker 3: There you go.
Speaker 2: I'm still watching reruns of Cars too. That's where we're
Speaker 2: at in our household.
Speaker 7: And you don't have kids or anything. You just know
Speaker 7: you're a fan.
Speaker 3: Nothing kids, kids.
Speaker 1: Now, before we let you go, as we do every week,
Speaker 1: we need to get your preference for Battle of the Bangers.
Speaker 4: We're not going to tell you whose songs who.
Speaker 1: We're just going to play the little snippets and then
Speaker 1: you can cast your vote.
Speaker 2: Impartially okay almost may maybe shut your eyes there, Tommy,
Speaker 2: so you don't see any reactions.
Speaker 7: You two just poke face it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for what it's worth as well. That's the jay
Speaker 2: Z version of horse this one. Okay, numb On call
Speaker 2: jay Z Lincoln Park fuel.
Speaker 1: Sus knowing that whichever way you lean, you're very influential
Speaker 1: in this because you have in the past turned Battle
Speaker 1: after bangers on, isn't it now?
Speaker 8: I remember last time I was aware of whose song
Speaker 8: was who? This time I'm not first heard numb my
Speaker 8: eldest brother's favorite song growing up, heard it a lot
Speaker 8: nostalgia hit and it was real. And then Shimmer come
Speaker 8: on and I was like, this is more bit more
Speaker 8: me sort of had a little resurgence about two years
Speaker 8: ago three years ago, saw Jacob's played in the gym
Speaker 8: and it got me up and about added it to
Speaker 8: the Spotify liked playlist and it made.
Speaker 7: Made a resurgence. So with your heart, then to Shimmer
Speaker 7: gets the winds.
Speaker 3: You can now safely work out to the official endorsement.
Speaker 3: And if there's your headline.
Speaker 1: If you're a cross, several headlines of this interview, isn't.
Speaker 8: There Yeah, wow, we're really going from today. That's a
Speaker 8: fifty one to forty nine sort of vote, though that's
Speaker 8: not a clear FA. I was very Yeah, there's Lincoln
Speaker 8: Park sort of gone off the rails a little bit,
Speaker 8: but back in the day.
Speaker 4: But also if you're a Crows fan, then you know
Speaker 4: what way to vote this.
Speaker 7: Morning, right, you played that card?
Speaker 4: Play any.
Speaker 3: That you will.
Speaker 2: Hey, Telly, appreciate your time this morning. Best of luck
Speaker 2: with the recovery and best luck with the show next week.
Speaker 3: What are you gonna be doing? Are you going to
Speaker 3: be in the coaches box.
Speaker 8: Now I'll just be watching from the up and the
Speaker 8: stands like everyone else. So I'll just be a regular
Speaker 8: fan and have no influence on the game. So if
Speaker 8: we lose, don't blame me. The other thing, if we win,
Speaker 8: I get all the credit because I did something during
Speaker 8: that absolutely.
Speaker 1: The other thing is I want to take my husband
Speaker 1: Greg for his birthday and Hazy hasn't got me any tickets.
Speaker 4: So if you got any, spare swing my thanks.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I think allocations exhausted. But Hazy, if you need any,
Speaker 8: let me know.
Speaker 2: It's time now for what are you gonna call therapy
Speaker 2: or are you offering some advice this week?
Speaker 1: No, I've actually organized something for you this week, so
Speaker 1: you're welcome.
Speaker 4: So by the end of this you'll be thanking me.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, thank you in advance.
Speaker 4: Hear diary.
Speaker 1: Something staggering happened this week. A guy lost his phone
Speaker 1: and his list of life goals were revealed. They include
Speaker 1: ed a bevy of beauties at his disposal, have.
Speaker 3: Three girls on a roster.
Speaker 4: So a rotation system.
Speaker 1: By my calculations, we have the numbers to make this
Speaker 1: happen for Hazy producers. Oh are you in I.
Speaker 4: Can do Tuesdays, Thursdays and every second Wednesday.
Speaker 1: News reader, Abby, what about you old take Mondays and Fridays?
Speaker 7: Tommy red nice? Does that mean like it to have
Speaker 7: him all weekend?
Speaker 1: And judging by Hazy's Monday joke, it might be hard work.
Speaker 2: So what has one hundred and forty eight teeth and
Speaker 2: holds back a monster?
Speaker 4: There's one hundred and forty eight teeth and holds back.
Speaker 3: A monster, holds back a genuine monster.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I'm just thinking of you, okay, my zipper.
Speaker 1: Oh, speaking of Willy's, Willy Rioli is set to miss
Speaker 1: the showdown.
Speaker 3: You guys, I'd probably get back there. Burn giants, no
Speaker 3: Willi Rioli.
Speaker 1: Though, No Willie, No Karen from North to free By.
Speaker 3: I tried to free Billy and to get it so
Speaker 3: as you.
Speaker 1: Sorry, we asked this week what the fort goes on
Speaker 1: in the supermarket?
Speaker 4: Unexpected item in bagging area.
Speaker 3: It's frustrating, isn't it?
Speaker 4: But for no apparent reason?
Speaker 1: Also like and then it's got all please seek assistance.
Speaker 4: And then half the time they're just wandering around like
Speaker 4: we are doing.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, the guys that are working there, because
Speaker 2: all they hear all day is just constant bang bang bang,
Speaker 2: So they're like half dead zombies.
Speaker 4: And Rick from Windsor Gardens was fired up.
Speaker 9: I hate it when they put their chocolate on special,
Speaker 9: but they take the black off and hide it out
Speaker 9: the back.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, what do you mean?
Speaker 7: They take the snack off the snacktop.
Speaker 9: Any deer chocolate that's a good cellar, they hide it.
Speaker 3: They don't put it on special.
Speaker 9: They take the snap and the bat the mink and
Speaker 9: they keep it out of the back till the vales
Speaker 9: being after them one day, where's the snack chocolate? And
Speaker 9: she goes through your eyes, probably sold out already, I said,
Speaker 9: but I just saw you just put the figures on.
Speaker 1: We learn exactly why Hazy never played AFL from his son,
Speaker 1: and it turns out it has nothing to do with
Speaker 1: the lack of talent, skill and dexterity, and everything to
Speaker 1: do with the likes of Barnaby Joyce and co.
Speaker 3: Hey, dad, why didn't you play AFL football? I really
Speaker 3: have it down on that one. And I was like, well, this.
Speaker 2: Sometimes the draft and there's a big drafts And that
Speaker 2: was maybe six or seven years where I was trying
Speaker 2: to get the self drafted, and I'll tell you what
Speaker 2: I said, sell you what's some politics?
Speaker 9: Boy?
Speaker 7: Rick?
Speaker 4: Calm down, mate.
Speaker 9: And another thing is when you got check out, you
Speaker 9: get your bag, you spam it, you put it down
Speaker 9: that there's in your own bag.
Speaker 1: And as per usual, everything went smoothly on the technical front.
Speaker 4: Speak sometimes in your whole O.
Speaker 3: Your mics.
Speaker 4: So to our new team rotation system.
Speaker 7: Does that mean like it to have him all weekend?
Speaker 4: Willy Rioli to Free.
Speaker 9: Billy and to rich Well, I think the shopping market
Speaker 9: should be paying us away.
Speaker 1: Totally go to hell off this weekend. Kings and Queens
Speaker 1: all my love, Jody, you will.
Speaker 3: Do this freaking story. Just telling me so much.
Speaker 7: Scene is huge.
Speaker 1: I love Ryan Reynolds and he shared a video of
Speaker 1: his nude scene with his former co star Sandra Bullock
Speaker 1: in celebration of her Get this.
Speaker 4: How old do you think Sandra Bullock is?
Speaker 2: She's got to be seven odd, just kidding. You Never
Speaker 2: overestimate the age, No you don't. You're always underestimating the age.
Speaker 2: Thirty three, she's fifty nine, fifty nine. She acts actually
Speaker 2: quite surr Isn't that outrageous? I thought you were going
Speaker 2: to say something like fifty fifty nine.
Speaker 1: So the actor posted the famous clip from their two
Speaker 1: thousand and nine rom com The Proposal, and he said
Speaker 1: Happy birthday to the inimitable and stunning Sandra Bullock. In
Speaker 1: the famous scene, the pair bump into each other. She
Speaker 1: drops her towel, she's come from a shower. He's stripping
Speaker 1: off because he's been for a run, and they're nude
Speaker 1: and they go.
Speaker 4: Bait like that.
Speaker 3: It's nice, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh my god, don't look at me.
Speaker 3: I don't know, I look too flawless. Humans touching each other.
Speaker 4: Each other and being horrified by each other.
Speaker 2: It's like, imagine they had a baby, and then you're like, well,
Speaker 2: hang on, imagine if Roan Reynolds and Blake Lovely had
Speaker 2: a baby.
Speaker 4: They do several.
Speaker 3: Several and I'm assuming they're probably pretty fluorless fluted.
Speaker 4: The most immaculate humans on the planets.
Speaker 3: It makes sense, doesn't it.
Speaker 7: Juice Juicy?
Speaker 4: This is juicy.
Speaker 1: After denying receiving any more cosmetic work than lip fillers,
Speaker 1: Kylie Jenner has come clean on the season finale of
Speaker 1: The Kardashians like she secretly had a boob job. Ohayboard
Speaker 1: Goly you know, I got my breast done before Stormy,
Speaker 1: within six months of like having Stormy, not thinking I would.
Speaker 4: Like to remember when I was twenty, like they were
Speaker 4: still healing and.
Speaker 2: Everyone around is like what which you can't tell if
Speaker 2: they's surprise or not because they've got a heap of filler.
Speaker 1: Yes, but if you put the pictures of her when
Speaker 1: she was a teenager and now, it's just unbelievable.
Speaker 2: I think that is the definition of chalk and cheese.
Speaker 2: So when you look up saying it's the chalk and cheese,
Speaker 2: there's a teen picture of the Kylie there and then
Speaker 2: now it's like, wow, chalk and cheese.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I saw a meme the other day.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I should say this, but it
Speaker 1: was her younger and then her now, and the caption
Speaker 1: was don't feel bad, You're not ugly, you're just broken.
Speaker 3: Yes. Yes, there's the same one with Christian Ronaldo.
Speaker 2: Yes, with his teeth really the original teeth versus his
Speaker 2: new teeth.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, very different looking human.
Speaker 4: I can't wait for the before and after of you
Speaker 4: here in Visil.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm trying to do. It's a painful process.
Speaker 1: Joe the estranged wife of Ariana Grande's new boyfriend, feels
Speaker 1: betrayed and heartbroken over.
Speaker 4: Her excess romance with the pop star.
Speaker 1: Lily Jay, who shares an eleven month son with Ethan Slater,
Speaker 1: is devastated her family's been torn apart and feels the
Speaker 1: Broadway start a band in his family. According to a
Speaker 1: Tomato or Barbecue sauce, Jay's heart is most broken over
Speaker 1: the fact that her young son won't have both mum
Speaker 1: and dad around constantly. All right, come peel the curtain back.
Speaker 4: Please your thoughts and feelings on Ariana.
Speaker 2: Ariana Grande is a fantastic artist that we fully endorse
Speaker 2: here at Over nine one Night, specifically for her very
Speaker 2: very strong lyrics. Has an amazing voice. Okay, yay, Ariana,
Speaker 2: that's not what.
Speaker 1: You said during the song before. Certainly not what you said.
Speaker 2: It was someone at the back of me with a
Speaker 2: knife to my back. You must endorse Ariana.
Speaker 1: I think you might have inferred that should be hard
Speaker 1: work just a little bit, yeah.
Speaker 2: A little bit more high maintenance than most. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's the sort of vibe.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not quite at that. There you go.
Speaker 2: I went to a weekend escape when we're gonnnounced very
Speaker 2: very soon and Battle of the Banger is still time
Speaker 2: to get last minute voting.
Speaker 4: Please, yes, come on, get around it.
Speaker 3: Whoa, that's a bit desperate.
Speaker 2: Jump on our Instagram page at Jody and Hazy cast
Speaker 2: your vote. Have two options this week, You've got numb
Speaker 2: Encore by Lincoln Park and Jay z Oh. We're going
Speaker 2: real old school fuel shimmer and a big cheerio and
Speaker 2: welcome to camera guye Josh you great man.
Speaker 7: Good Thanks guys, how are you going? So?
Speaker 4: How are you going?
Speaker 9: Goold?
Speaker 7: Thanks?
Speaker 4: You look sharp today?
Speaker 3: Have you lost weight?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: My gosh, you smelled terrific stuff.
Speaker 7: I won't be able to get my head out of
Speaker 7: the door on the way out.
Speaker 1: No, okay, all right, what you got for us?
Speaker 10: Okay, First and foremost, I want to do a quick
Speaker 10: shout out to Sophie Layton on the Socials, who, for
Speaker 10: two weeks in the row has been requesting arm by Kylie.
Speaker 3: Battle of the Bangers.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, Sophie, every time we play that song every hour,
Speaker 1: that's for you, darling.
Speaker 3: That's for you.
Speaker 7: So but let's get down to the winner, shall we.
Speaker 10: Alright, drummer, no surprise, it's Hazy by mile.
Speaker 3: What thinking, Joe?
Speaker 10: Excuse me?
Speaker 4: Mine was a great song? Thank you?
Speaker 3: Sure, sure, sure, sure sure. Take us through some statsuge
Speaker 3: we're talking about thing.
Speaker 4: Oh it's okay. He just said you want my last
Speaker 4: It's fine.
Speaker 7: A sixty four percent lead to Hazy.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 4: Okay, even stings up a little, doesn't it.
Speaker 2: Well, it's supposed to be showdown week as well, where
Speaker 2: everything really tightens up and it's a nice even contest.
Speaker 1: I got told, yes, you've done, got told yesterday Channel
Speaker 1: ten that I'm going like to old school, that I
Speaker 1: need to freshen it up and go early two thousands.
Speaker 2: Early two thousands, that's still pretty old school. It's like
Speaker 2: twenty years old.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know. But my stay, well, when we shimmer out,
Speaker 4: that's like nine.
Speaker 7: Okay, all right.
Speaker 2: And that's when you know it's super old school. Did
Speaker 2: that song have to be imported into the playlist?
Speaker 3: Did it? Or was it already in the playlist? It
Speaker 3: might not have been.
Speaker 7: I don't know, man, you're the one that doesn't. Yeah,
Speaker 7: it's very it's very true.
Speaker 4: Now you're really veering into smart ass territory.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Hey, what I will say though, in terms of a
Speaker 2: score updates.
Speaker 3: Do you have a scrip up date for a show?
Speaker 4: It's six?
Speaker 1: All okay, well you had to claw your way back,
Speaker 1: So now that I've let that happen, I'll change my
Speaker 1: tact in a way, I'll go again.
Speaker 7: Wow six All like, what do you.
Speaker 3: Think about that?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 2: Ladies, enjoy? Please your winner for this week a Battle
Speaker 2: of the bang is. It's jay Z and Lincoln Park.
Speaker 2: It's numb encore, very good stuff. Thank you, thank you,
Speaker 2: thank you your fart to your kind jokes.
Speaker 3: Appreciate it.
Speaker 10: I can't you.
Speaker 7: Tell me you built the time machine.
Speaker 3: It's hazy on this day? What day is it yesterday?
Speaker 2: Oh that's right, right, come on Friday before the showdown.
Speaker 2: You know exactly what to do. Now, don't do that.
Speaker 2: Don't do that. Just sit down and enjoy this place.
Speaker 2: That's like a little trip down memory lane. For the
Speaker 2: twenty eighth of July, let's go all the way back
Speaker 2: to eighteen fifty eight, when Jody Oddi was born. In
Speaker 2: every single time anyway, let's go back to the eight.
Speaker 2: Is Jody's mic working. I'm not really sure what's happening here.
Speaker 2: Oh you just didn't say anything.
Speaker 4: You know it's working.
Speaker 3: Carry on, fingerprints.
Speaker 2: Were used as a means of identification for the first
Speaker 2: time by William herschel Oh, and then not long after that,
Speaker 2: gloves were invented for criminals to cover their tracks, invented
Speaker 2: by Danny Glover.
Speaker 3: It is kidding. I think Danny Glover was a part.
Speaker 4: Of a no dope man's blinding the joke. Please. He
Speaker 4: was an actor, Yes, we get it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, famous for the lethal.
Speaker 4: Weapon Yeah, no, no, we understand.
Speaker 3: Also invented the gloves.
Speaker 4: Danny, what's that called? Oh, it's a Glover.
Speaker 2: Let's shorten it like going from the Facebook to Facebook.
Speaker 2: Two thousand and one, Ian Thorpe became the first swim
Speaker 2: between six gold medals at a World Championship.
Speaker 7: Cheezy had a purple patch too.
Speaker 2: I had two thousand and two thousand and four for
Speaker 2: the Olympics and then every in between for the World champs.
Speaker 3: I mean the boy could swin.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And how good is it when you're watching the
Speaker 1: Olympics and normally it's really tense and tight. But you
Speaker 1: knew that he was going to smoke everyone out of
Speaker 1: the water, how good?
Speaker 3: And knew he was going to come on real song?
Speaker 4: You got thort be last in the relay.
Speaker 1: Hunters behind what we've got Ian?
Speaker 2: What about when Ian's just jumped off the blocks and
Speaker 2: you hear this guy's cracking a beer, a celebrity beer
Speaker 2: already nineteen ninety Soldier Boy was born in Chicago, Illinois.
Speaker 2: Today is his thirty third birthday. Hello Soldier Boy speaking
Speaker 2: first name Soldier, last name boy, A real named DeAndre Cortez.
Speaker 3: Way, okay, I understand why we went to Soldier Boy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we get it now, yeh.
Speaker 2: Twenty twenty two, the final episodes of tv SO Neighbors
Speaker 2: after thirty seven years finished up in Australia and then
Speaker 2: it made a brief comeback almost didn't it?
Speaker 4: Is it still going? Who's to say? I don't know,
Speaker 4: is it on Peach?
Speaker 2: It's a bit confusing what's happening with Neighbors right now?
Speaker 2: But one thing is consistent. I bet your Toady's still involved.
Speaker 2: I mean, that guy is just consistent, to say the least.
Speaker 2: And the name one song on July twenty eight to
Speaker 2: nineteen ninety six was spy us Girls.
Speaker 3: You have a guest there, Jade, what do you reckon?
Speaker 4: All want to be?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Do you know that? Because you can read the sheet
Speaker 2: good song too.
Speaker 4: Yeah it's cracker.
Speaker 3: But what were you doing there back in ninety six?
Speaker 3: How were you six ninety ninety six?
Speaker 4: Okay, I was not, I want to say, even born.
Speaker 4: I don't know what you need.
Speaker 2: It's been a big show as well in terms of
Speaker 2: giving stuff away. We gave away our second winter weekend
Speaker 2: escape package as well.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Huge.
Speaker 4: We got another one to give way next week.
Speaker 3: Too, Yeah we will. I don't forget as well.
Speaker 2: Of course it comes with thanks to automasters and what
Speaker 2: if and wet roads are dangerous, we know that's But
Speaker 2: the thing we need to talk about as well is
Speaker 2: it's along with this package. Our boy Carl from Auto
Speaker 2: Masters is going to throw in a two hundred and
Speaker 2: fifty all about you off a service or a pair?
Speaker 4: What Carl, Thank you so much, Carl, Go off, Carl,
Speaker 4: Go off, Carl.
Speaker 2: You're generous, lovely man.
Speaker 7: The moon was heavy