1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:03,560 Speaker 1: Coming up. Relatables. Every time you look at my mustache, 2 00:00:03,760 --> 00:00:04,920 Speaker 1: were you thinking about him? 3 00:00:05,559 --> 00:00:08,080 Speaker 2: I reckon, leave it there with Beth, leave it with 4 00:00:08,119 --> 00:00:10,560 Speaker 2: me and I'll contact her and like, get a photo 5 00:00:10,560 --> 00:00:11,040 Speaker 2: of your ex. 6 00:00:11,160 --> 00:00:14,200 Speaker 1: Is bustache, only not his face, so you don't even 7 00:00:14,240 --> 00:00:15,400 Speaker 1: know I was saying capital. 8 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:17,880 Speaker 2: It's just bustache is all I want's assuming on his face. 9 00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:22,919 Speaker 2: Just get fuck and then we'll come. 10 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:26,000 Speaker 1: Compare the market, Compare the meercat compared to vicat dot com. 11 00:00:26,079 --> 00:00:29,400 Speaker 2: Down you and if it's worse, if yours is worse, 12 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:38,599 Speaker 2: I think you've got to shave it. 13 00:00:33,680 --> 00:00:46,559 Speaker 1: Relatables podcast associated by myself Jake Craig aka Duddy and 14 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:50,200 Speaker 1: my partner in crime, Audie Clark ak Mummy the Beast, Mummy, Mummy. 15 00:00:50,360 --> 00:00:53,760 Speaker 1: I'm not letting you say literally in my head thinking 16 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:56,800 Speaker 1: like I'm just gonna say, mummy, I won't do anything. 17 00:00:56,840 --> 00:00:58,640 Speaker 1: I don't have anything. Every time I had it. The 18 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:00,920 Speaker 1: part I'm like this guy is like, take an advantage 19 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:03,880 Speaker 1: of the situation here. You just need some have I 20 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:05,600 Speaker 1: just been starting them all? Yeah? I think I think 21 00:01:05,640 --> 00:01:08,560 Speaker 1: since we got back you started all time. You've got 22 00:01:08,560 --> 00:01:12,320 Speaker 1: to start doing a couple of that. But I would 23 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:15,679 Speaker 1: actually quickly like to start off by saying thanks to 24 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:19,040 Speaker 1: everyone that joined the Facebook group. Yeah, buddy, keep on joining. 25 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:21,080 Speaker 1: We have fun over there. We've been standing in staff 26 00:01:21,160 --> 00:01:23,600 Speaker 1: chatting with everyone. We said we put a dilemma in 27 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:25,640 Speaker 1: there this morning actually from like the episode that it's 28 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:27,720 Speaker 1: like the best place where you can actually respond and 29 00:01:27,760 --> 00:01:31,280 Speaker 1: we can interact easily. Yeah, Instagram doesn't allow you to 30 00:01:31,319 --> 00:01:34,080 Speaker 1: do that obviously, Spotify and YouTube don't. We'll comment sections do. 31 00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:35,759 Speaker 1: You can checks in the comments a little bit comment, 32 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:39,000 Speaker 1: which is like good, but also it's like, I don't know. 33 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:42,880 Speaker 1: We the Facebook group just like is easier to reply to. Yeah, 34 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:45,280 Speaker 1: I like it, and you guys can post off in there. 35 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:47,840 Speaker 1: Someone actually did a post that we can go and approve. 36 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:50,000 Speaker 2: Really, the one thing that I didn't realize is in 37 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:53,000 Speaker 2: a Facebook group chat is you have to accept every 38 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:55,480 Speaker 2: single person. Yeah, and like we've got power, but I'm 39 00:01:55,480 --> 00:01:56,800 Speaker 2: too nice. I'm just gonna accept everyone. 40 00:01:56,880 --> 00:01:58,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I'm just accepting everyone. There's no way. I'm 41 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:00,360 Speaker 1: also like going to go through and be like read 42 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:02,720 Speaker 1: everything about the person, Like if you want to join, 43 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:05,040 Speaker 1: you can join. There's just that one little thing of 44 00:02:05,080 --> 00:02:06,720 Speaker 1: asking to join. If you went through that effort. We 45 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:09,080 Speaker 1: think you deserve it. But maybe we'll look at some boys. 46 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:11,359 Speaker 1: We'll get out of all the sus boys. Yeah yeah, yeah, 47 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:12,959 Speaker 1: we'll go through all that. A couple of our mates 48 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:15,200 Speaker 1: are in it. Austin's in it. Yeah, it's Jack's in it. 49 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:18,000 Speaker 1: That's good. But having some support, so yeah, go join 50 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:20,720 Speaker 1: that Facebook group and that's where we could really chat 51 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:23,120 Speaker 1: to you guys. It's awesome, but I want to start. 52 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:27,680 Speaker 1: So if I have a dilemma of my own, you Dodie, Yeah, 53 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:29,560 Speaker 1: I have a dilemma of my own. I bet you. 54 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:34,960 Speaker 1: It's a big dilemma. So all right, as we know, 55 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:42,000 Speaker 1: I have been growing and mustache and I'm happy with it. Yeah. 56 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:44,680 Speaker 2: I think it's my new thing, to be fair. This 57 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:45,880 Speaker 2: week's a lot better than last. 58 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:48,240 Speaker 1: I think it's I think it might be my new personality. 59 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:49,880 Speaker 1: Last week you looked a little bit like a little 60 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:51,799 Speaker 1: bug was on there, like yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 61 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:56,160 Speaker 1: I saw your story. I saw your story. But last week, 62 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,360 Speaker 1: like you were saying last week, like last week and 63 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:00,799 Speaker 1: you were like, oh, you know, it looks fine, like 64 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:02,640 Speaker 1: you were like you didn't say look bad, but you 65 00:03:02,639 --> 00:03:04,799 Speaker 1: were saying something about the like I need to learn 66 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:08,320 Speaker 1: how to trim it. And so then yesterday and I 67 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:10,040 Speaker 1: was like, I admit, like, fully, I don't know how 68 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:11,840 Speaker 1: to trimmer mustache, like to get it. Even I think 69 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:13,680 Speaker 1: I've got it decent right now. It looks good, but 70 00:03:13,919 --> 00:03:17,600 Speaker 1: thank you, but I'm just lightly gassing for the episode. 71 00:03:18,440 --> 00:03:22,760 Speaker 1: So because my mustache is my new personality. Also, if 72 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:25,119 Speaker 1: I'm on the phone to Beth, sometimes the mustache gets 73 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:27,959 Speaker 1: brought up and I'll say and so last week after 74 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:31,720 Speaker 1: we recorded, I said to her we were on the 75 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:33,799 Speaker 1: phone a couple of hours after that night or something, 76 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:38,600 Speaker 1: and and I was like, oh, yeah, you said, you 77 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:41,040 Speaker 1: said he likes my mustache blah blah blah. And then 78 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:42,840 Speaker 1: I was like, oh, he just said I need to 79 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:45,480 Speaker 1: like like it just looked a little one even, And 80 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:47,640 Speaker 1: she goes, oh, I can help you with that. I'm 81 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:53,440 Speaker 1: a pro. And I was like and I was like, wait, 82 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:55,200 Speaker 1: do you have a mustache? I don't know about it. 83 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:58,480 Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, wait a second, why 84 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:02,240 Speaker 1: are you a pro? And she was like she was like, 85 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:04,800 Speaker 1: you know why, I'm a pro. And I was like hmm, 86 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:07,200 Speaker 1: And in my head I was like I know why. 87 00:04:07,360 --> 00:04:09,360 Speaker 1: I still don't know why. And I was like, I 88 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:11,000 Speaker 1: know why, and I'm going to get her to say it. 89 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:14,600 Speaker 1: And I kept on saying like, so come on, like 90 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:16,440 Speaker 1: say it you why are you a pro? Say it? 91 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:18,320 Speaker 1: She guys, come on, don't don't do this. Don't start 92 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:20,600 Speaker 1: a fight. And I was like, and I was like, no, no, good, 93 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:23,080 Speaker 1: I'm not starting to fight. I just want to know. 94 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:25,640 Speaker 1: You gotta trust her with your mustache. You gotta know 95 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:28,960 Speaker 1: where that's coming from. And so I instantly a couple 96 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:30,600 Speaker 1: of you. Your brain's not instantly going on, I know, 97 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:34,120 Speaker 1: I want you to say yeah, yeah yeah. So so 98 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:38,400 Speaker 1: basically best ex boyfriend had a mustache and she must 99 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:40,680 Speaker 1: have trimmed it for him. And so as soon as 100 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:42,479 Speaker 1: I got off the phone, I just couldn't stop thinking, 101 00:04:42,520 --> 00:04:46,279 Speaker 1: like like I'm having an identity crisis now because because 102 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:49,520 Speaker 1: like now, every single time, no, every single time I 103 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:52,159 Speaker 1: look in the mirror, all I think about is best 104 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:55,719 Speaker 1: touching up someone else's mustard, and so now I want 105 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:59,000 Speaker 1: to shave it. That's so sad, man. I was thinking when. 106 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:03,000 Speaker 2: When you initially brought up this dilemma, I was thinking, 107 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:05,920 Speaker 2: this guy, we get dilemmas about people cheating, like something 108 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:08,320 Speaker 2: to do with their family and Jake's bringing up his mustache. 109 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:12,160 Speaker 2: But it's actually a good dilemma. 110 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:14,720 Speaker 1: And so now I'm thinking, like, what do I do? 111 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:16,320 Speaker 1: Do I let her touch up my mustache because I 112 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:18,280 Speaker 1: haven't seen I haven't seen her since we had that conversation, 113 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:20,640 Speaker 1: or maybe is it wrong of Beth to bring that up. 114 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:22,800 Speaker 1: I don't know, this is what I'm saying. I don't 115 00:05:22,839 --> 00:05:24,360 Speaker 1: know she's planning in your head a little bit, and 116 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:27,279 Speaker 1: I think it's like, you know, I was ignorantly in 117 00:05:27,320 --> 00:05:30,919 Speaker 1: a blissful not knowing that her ex boyfriend, Like I 118 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:34,000 Speaker 1: don't know what her ex boyfriend looks like. No, I 119 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,359 Speaker 1: don't know. I've no idea what he looks like. I 120 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:37,280 Speaker 1: haven't asked her that. I know no information about him 121 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:39,320 Speaker 1: other than I just know what his name is because 122 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:40,480 Speaker 1: she's like said his name. 123 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:41,880 Speaker 2: You know'd be so funny if I got like a 124 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:44,479 Speaker 2: picture and I got to compare mustache just mustaches only. 125 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:51,440 Speaker 1: Honestly. Should we yeah, just purely his mustache? Should we? Like? Yeah? 126 00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:53,760 Speaker 1: I mean I don't care, like you can just show 127 00:05:54,279 --> 00:05:56,240 Speaker 1: I don't ever want to see his face. If it's worse, 128 00:05:56,320 --> 00:06:03,480 Speaker 1: you've got to shave your mustache. And like I'm picturing 129 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:07,520 Speaker 1: be touching some other guys. I can't get it out 130 00:06:07,520 --> 00:06:08,000 Speaker 1: of my head. 131 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:10,839 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's such like an eyeblower, I know. 132 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:14,640 Speaker 1: Like imagine if I said to her, like if she goes, oh, 133 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:16,159 Speaker 1: I need to go get my eyebrows done, and I'm like, 134 00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:19,440 Speaker 1: don't even save your money. I'm a pro. And then 135 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:23,440 Speaker 1: and she's like why, I'm like, you know what, don't 136 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:26,960 Speaker 1: start a fight right now, you know, come on. I 137 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:32,960 Speaker 1: was so devastated, mean honestly devastated. And so now I'm 138 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:36,240 Speaker 1: having a crisis. So especially because you try something new, 139 00:06:36,279 --> 00:06:38,960 Speaker 1: you're putting yourself out there. Yeah well yeah, and so 140 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:41,719 Speaker 1: like it's just so funny now because I just I 141 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:44,320 Speaker 1: can't believe, like I'm the biggest believer in ignorance is 142 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:48,240 Speaker 1: the most blissful place to be. I love it there, 143 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:51,440 Speaker 1: and I am no longer ignorant because when I even 144 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:54,120 Speaker 1: suggested to her, like the whole reason I'm growing the 145 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:57,080 Speaker 1: mustache is just because one episode I think you said, oh, 146 00:06:57,120 --> 00:06:59,360 Speaker 1: you could fully grow up, Like why don't you do it? 147 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:01,640 Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, because my mustache doesn't grow 148 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:03,640 Speaker 1: him properly. But maybe I'll just keep shaving the beard 149 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:05,479 Speaker 1: and grow the mustache. Yeah, and so ever since you 150 00:07:05,560 --> 00:07:08,200 Speaker 1: left to Bali've been doing it, and so or like, 151 00:07:08,279 --> 00:07:10,800 Speaker 1: I think, no, it's actually yesterday was three weeks to 152 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:12,960 Speaker 1: the day. I'd us the time. Wisely, you weren't on 153 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,920 Speaker 1: camera exactly, yeah, three weeks. So it looks like this 154 00:07:15,040 --> 00:07:17,600 Speaker 1: big change happened. Yeah, not really, but this big change. 155 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:20,680 Speaker 1: And so this whole time, she's just like, oh, yeah, 156 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:23,280 Speaker 1: it actually looks good. Like and I'm like, and I'm thinking, like, 157 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:25,760 Speaker 1: every time you look at my mustache, were you thinking 158 00:07:25,760 --> 00:07:26,320 Speaker 1: about him? 159 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:29,600 Speaker 2: I reckon, leave it there with Beth, leave it with me, 160 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:32,040 Speaker 2: and I'll contact her and like, get a photo of 161 00:07:32,040 --> 00:07:34,080 Speaker 2: your ex is mustache, only. 162 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:36,200 Speaker 1: Not his face, so you don't even know. I was saying, 163 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:38,920 Speaker 1: capital's just bustache, is all I want. She's assuming on 164 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:39,280 Speaker 1: his face. 165 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:45,240 Speaker 2: Just get fuck and then we'll come. Compare the market, 166 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:47,760 Speaker 2: Compare the meercat, compare to meacat dot com, down you 167 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:51,040 Speaker 2: and if it's worse, if yours is worse, I. 168 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:54,320 Speaker 1: Think you've got to shave it. I think you're right. Yeah, honestly, 169 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:56,320 Speaker 1: I think you could be right. Hopefully it's not like 170 00:07:56,360 --> 00:08:00,840 Speaker 1: Italian or something. I don't know. I don't know anything 171 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:04,400 Speaker 1: if bushy like Mario Mustache. Knowing his name is too 172 00:08:04,480 --> 00:08:06,400 Speaker 1: much for me. I don't know anything about you don't 173 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:08,320 Speaker 1: know his name. I know his name, and that's too 174 00:08:08,360 --> 00:08:11,000 Speaker 1: much for like, I don't care to know anything. I 175 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:17,040 Speaker 1: didn't tell me hate him right now? But yeah, did 176 00:08:17,120 --> 00:08:22,360 Speaker 1: I tell you talking about finding out like ex's names 177 00:08:22,440 --> 00:08:24,200 Speaker 1: and I don't know stuff about xes, like you know, 178 00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:25,239 Speaker 1: it's just like so funny. 179 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:27,920 Speaker 2: Cassie was doing it in Bali like three times. Like 180 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:30,280 Speaker 2: we were watching something or something. Her ex was from, 181 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:32,120 Speaker 2: like Portugal or something, and I was watching a vlog 182 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:35,240 Speaker 2: and the vogo went to Portugal, and then she goes 183 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,600 Speaker 2: and she goes, oh my exes from Portugal, What the 184 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:39,120 Speaker 2: fre you. 185 00:08:39,080 --> 00:08:42,000 Speaker 1: Thinking about it? Are you voluntarily bringing that up? Don't 186 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:46,040 Speaker 1: tell me? Also, like there's no way someone from Portugal 187 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:50,240 Speaker 1: doesn't have a big he's got. I didn't think of that, 188 00:08:53,679 --> 00:08:59,520 Speaker 1: she said, mine is the biggest. No, I didn't even 189 00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:02,040 Speaker 1: think of that thought, but she had it. So I 190 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:03,920 Speaker 1: let the first one slide, but then it like popped 191 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:06,120 Speaker 1: up again, like another time. It was like, oh my 192 00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:07,720 Speaker 1: exceit dogs looked like that. I was like, what are 193 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:10,800 Speaker 1: you doing? What the fuck get these exits out of 194 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:13,520 Speaker 1: your mind. So she said, it's not like that. I 195 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:16,240 Speaker 1: like that I swear like a better not girls sometimes 196 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:19,679 Speaker 1: they need to filter. Yea, I swear. But what it's 197 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:20,800 Speaker 1: one of these games they play. 198 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:24,360 Speaker 2: Oh, maybe she's trying to like, maybe she doesn't actually 199 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:26,920 Speaker 2: like your mustache, Beth, and this is her way of 200 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:28,360 Speaker 2: getting you to shave without telling you. 201 00:09:29,559 --> 00:09:32,679 Speaker 1: That could be an intricate game because she after the 202 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:36,679 Speaker 1: fact has still been like been like. For instance, in 203 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:38,559 Speaker 1: the Facebook group we post, the first THINGE posted was 204 00:09:38,559 --> 00:09:42,000 Speaker 1: a video given away those shirts. Yea, and in the 205 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:44,040 Speaker 1: video I had the shirt, so I just made the 206 00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:46,480 Speaker 1: video quickly. And I was talking to her about how 207 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:48,719 Speaker 1: we have X amount of views on the video, but 208 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:51,000 Speaker 1: this many like people in the group, so it's like 209 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,439 Speaker 1: everyone must have watched it twice and she goes, yeah, 210 00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:55,120 Speaker 1: I've watched it about seven times because I just couldn't 211 00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:57,040 Speaker 1: get over how sexy you mustache was. I know, she said, 212 00:09:57,040 --> 00:09:58,640 Speaker 1: maybe I couldn't get over how sexy you were, but 213 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:05,960 Speaker 1: I mean I feel like she said, And so she's 214 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:09,200 Speaker 1: still like giving me compliments on Joanna complimented, I think 215 00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:14,240 Speaker 1: it's your face, but okay, maybe well he is actually Okay, 216 00:10:14,679 --> 00:10:16,360 Speaker 1: I was trying to go get too funny thing about 217 00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:20,080 Speaker 1: x's names. I was telling you the other day the way, 218 00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:23,560 Speaker 1: like the way that Beth found out what my ex's 219 00:10:23,640 --> 00:10:25,960 Speaker 1: name was, like my most recent one, which was not recent, 220 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,400 Speaker 1: it was like two two and a half three years 221 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:29,920 Speaker 1: ago before Beth or whatever. Beth was talking about what 222 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:33,079 Speaker 1: she wanted to name a dog, a dog, Yeah it 223 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:34,760 Speaker 1: was a girl. So it was before yeah, yeah, I 224 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:37,120 Speaker 1: think it was before we got Henry, before Beth got Henry. 225 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:38,880 Speaker 1: And she was like, if it's a boy this, if 226 00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:40,920 Speaker 1: it's a girl this, And when she said if it's 227 00:10:40,920 --> 00:10:42,800 Speaker 1: a girl this name, what are the chances of that? 228 00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:45,240 Speaker 1: I know? I was like, She's like, a really like 229 00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:47,720 Speaker 1: this name for a girl. And I was like, veto sorry, 230 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:48,520 Speaker 1: like you can't do that. 231 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:51,200 Speaker 2: Like that's when she's like why and I'm like, girl, 232 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:54,960 Speaker 2: it's also, but why you don't call your dog's human names. 233 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:57,160 Speaker 2: There's another reason, like because if you called it your dog, 234 00:10:57,240 --> 00:11:00,559 Speaker 2: Berry like me, like, there's no chance someone's. 235 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:03,160 Speaker 1: X his name Barry. That's a very good point. Whereas 236 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:07,599 Speaker 1: Henry and I have two very human names. I like, 237 00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:10,040 Speaker 1: I like Henry for a dog, not necessarily for human sorry. 238 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:12,800 Speaker 1: We met a little kid, a little toddler at the 239 00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:14,719 Speaker 1: markets the other day, and his name was Henry and 240 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:16,360 Speaker 1: he just was cute. I feel like Henry is actually 241 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:17,920 Speaker 1: a cute name for a kid. Yeah. I just think 242 00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:20,160 Speaker 1: of like Kings and stuff from Henry though, like Henry 243 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:23,320 Speaker 1: the Eighth. True, that's all I ever think. He got headed. 244 00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:25,319 Speaker 1: I associated with just Kings, which is I don't know, 245 00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:32,520 Speaker 1: maybe a bit naive. Anyway, moving on, I I have 246 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:35,080 Speaker 1: a follow up on some tampon info. Oh yeah, from 247 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:37,319 Speaker 1: last week. That was some good info and I'm pretty 248 00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:39,800 Speaker 1: proud of myself. Yeah, I can't believe like you just 249 00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:41,800 Speaker 1: kind of made sense of it. I was just thinking, yeah, 250 00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:44,439 Speaker 1: about the female anatomy that I know in my brain. Yeah, Like, 251 00:11:44,559 --> 00:11:50,400 Speaker 1: I'm thinking they need to teach this in school. Why 252 00:11:50,559 --> 00:11:53,200 Speaker 1: don't they in sexual education? Like I did they tell 253 00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:53,800 Speaker 1: you how to put. 254 00:11:53,679 --> 00:11:57,280 Speaker 2: A condom on a willie? I swear they didn't, feel 255 00:11:57,360 --> 00:12:00,320 Speaker 2: like I feel like they stopped doing that. Said, he's 256 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:00,880 Speaker 2: a condom if you. 257 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:04,079 Speaker 1: Want one, let me just think and stroke my mustache. No, 258 00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:04,800 Speaker 1: I don't remember that. 259 00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:07,680 Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure they just tell you about like STDs. 260 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:08,719 Speaker 2: That's about it. 261 00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:11,360 Speaker 1: I remember what happened to no and t yeah, which 262 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:13,720 Speaker 1: is what I said. I remember. I remember what happened 263 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:17,200 Speaker 1: to school was we watched a like a ten minute 264 00:12:17,559 --> 00:12:19,800 Speaker 1: video and it was like made by the New South 265 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:24,240 Speaker 1: Worlds government for sexual education. And I remember the video 266 00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:28,679 Speaker 1: so vividly, and it was like these it was like 267 00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:30,800 Speaker 1: kids in the classroom, and they were like our age 268 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:33,000 Speaker 1: at the time, so they were like fifteen sixteen getting 269 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:36,199 Speaker 1: to that age, you know where they and one of 270 00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:40,079 Speaker 1: the the teacher in this class in the video was 271 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:43,240 Speaker 1: like talking about sex head and then he the teacher 272 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:44,920 Speaker 1: must have been like, so, you guys are gonna start 273 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:47,439 Speaker 1: having sex soon. And then in the video, everyone in 274 00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:49,959 Speaker 1: the class snickered and turned around to this one couple, 275 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:51,719 Speaker 1: and this one couple was kind of all nervous and 276 00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:54,599 Speaker 1: shy whatever blah blah blah. And then they think that 277 00:12:54,679 --> 00:12:57,400 Speaker 1: they need to do it, and so this whole video 278 00:12:57,480 --> 00:12:59,199 Speaker 1: goes into about like he goes and talks to his 279 00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:01,360 Speaker 1: older brother about it, and then his older brother teaches 280 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:04,000 Speaker 1: him how to use a condom in this video, and 281 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:05,439 Speaker 1: he shows him to wrap it up and struck it 282 00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:06,800 Speaker 1: into the bin or something like that. And then she's 283 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:09,000 Speaker 1: talking to her older sister blah blah blah, and then 284 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:10,760 Speaker 1: you've got a good memory. I know, I can't really 285 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:12,520 Speaker 1: remember the so vividly. And then they also go into 286 00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:14,880 Speaker 1: the fact where like these both the young couple both 287 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,880 Speaker 1: just end up admitting that they're just not ready yet. Yeah, 288 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,920 Speaker 1: and so then they have this awkward conversation that's not 289 00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:21,959 Speaker 1: very awkward because it's all about consent and everything like that. 290 00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:24,280 Speaker 1: They just go like, oh, I'm actually not ready and 291 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:25,880 Speaker 1: then they're like, I'm so happy brought that up. Neither 292 00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:28,040 Speaker 1: am I blah blah blah talks about like communicating with 293 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:29,839 Speaker 1: a boyfriend girlfriends. It was a good video. Actually, do 294 00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:31,920 Speaker 1: you do you not remember that? I remember the video? 295 00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:33,880 Speaker 2: I also remember the video. Do you remember the video 296 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:35,400 Speaker 2: about it? So it's obviously you need to get consent, 297 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:37,480 Speaker 2: but they didn't use consent. They called it tea for 298 00:13:37,559 --> 00:13:39,959 Speaker 2: some reason, and it was another ten minute video and 299 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:41,120 Speaker 2: it's like do you want tea? 300 00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:46,000 Speaker 1: Yeah? Wait, what's with the analogy say consent? It's like 301 00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:48,080 Speaker 1: do you want tea? And it's just like no, I don't. 302 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:49,599 Speaker 2: And then someone's like, I've got to respect that you 303 00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:51,480 Speaker 2: don't want tea and I want off you tea? Anymore, 304 00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:54,280 Speaker 2: it's like, actually fair enough. Yeah, but I'm just like, what, 305 00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:57,839 Speaker 2: what's this analogy? Like, I'm just getting confused. Yeah, I 306 00:13:57,880 --> 00:13:59,200 Speaker 2: mean I say yeah to hit us in the face 307 00:13:59,240 --> 00:13:59,400 Speaker 2: with it. 308 00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:05,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like I remember, my my mind was blown 309 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:07,120 Speaker 1: when I figured out girls had a pea hole and 310 00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:09,679 Speaker 1: the vagina was I was like what And they're like 311 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:11,040 Speaker 1: the pea holes that side of a pin and I 312 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:15,160 Speaker 1: was like what da fuck? So weird. But going on 313 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:20,640 Speaker 1: to tampons, did you know here that it's hard to 314 00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:22,280 Speaker 1: poop with a tampon in? 315 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:27,760 Speaker 2: No, Well, I could see the uncomfortableness of it. Yeah, 316 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:31,200 Speaker 2: because I didn't know no, But my immediate brain went like, 317 00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:33,240 Speaker 2: so as soon as I this is going to sound dumb, 318 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:35,240 Speaker 2: but bear with me, when I sit down and do 319 00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:37,760 Speaker 2: a number two, I'll piss first. I know it's a 320 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:39,360 Speaker 2: different hole, but I feel like it's sort of like 321 00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:42,360 Speaker 2: the same thing in a way, but it's not just 322 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:45,040 Speaker 2: because something's in there. Well, it's uncomfortable. 323 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:49,600 Speaker 1: I think pissing isn't that hard. But I was told 324 00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:55,880 Speaker 1: by significant other that the reason it's hard to poop 325 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,760 Speaker 1: with a tampon in is because there's like a tampon 326 00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:01,560 Speaker 1: in and you know in there, like it's like small, 327 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,920 Speaker 1: small space and you like you push it in and 328 00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:07,560 Speaker 1: so it's like pushing up against and when you when 329 00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:09,560 Speaker 1: you go to ship, when the ship comes out, it 330 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:12,680 Speaker 1: like the tampon's like stopping the ship. 331 00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:16,320 Speaker 2: Oh wow, because it's like all just such an enclosed 332 00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:18,400 Speaker 2: space stuff in Ah, so it's like clocking it. 333 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:20,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, so she said it's actually really hard to shoot 334 00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:22,000 Speaker 1: with the tampon. It's sort of the same theory, I guess, 335 00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:23,720 Speaker 1: but I guess that's why they say something in there 336 00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:26,920 Speaker 1: that was like it's not meant to be there theoretically. Yeah, science, 337 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:31,480 Speaker 1: what did you what did they do to figure that out? Yeah, 338 00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:34,880 Speaker 1: like back in the day when like how long of tampons, 339 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,640 Speaker 1: they just started with pads and obviously they up their game. 340 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:39,520 Speaker 1: Probably just started off with a sheet. Didn't know there's 341 00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:42,040 Speaker 1: just been a cloth or something, because I'm pretty sure 342 00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:43,560 Speaker 1: like back in the day you can just use like 343 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:47,360 Speaker 1: a like a little cloth. Fuck bro that. Yeah. One 344 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:52,560 Speaker 1: thing I'm very grateful for is how simple boys anatomy is. 345 00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:55,400 Speaker 2: It is so much more simple, isn't it. Yeah, And 346 00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:57,960 Speaker 2: and honestly, I'm so grateful we can piss standing up 347 00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:03,920 Speaker 2: like trips anything like that. Yeah, the weirdest just reminded 348 00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:05,800 Speaker 2: me thing happened to me the other day running. I 349 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:07,280 Speaker 2: don't know how that just came up in conversation. 350 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:07,880 Speaker 1: That's all right. 351 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:12,040 Speaker 2: So I was just doing another easy run I think 352 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:14,360 Speaker 2: I was doing. I did ten k's and my little loop. 353 00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:16,800 Speaker 2: I live near a National park, which is nice little 354 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:19,480 Speaker 2: bush land in my house. I did, I do a 355 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:24,200 Speaker 2: kilometer lap in the National park laps, but no, like 356 00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:26,160 Speaker 2: that's just in the and I do the road as well. 357 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:28,160 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, So I'm running up this National Park. 358 00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:30,440 Speaker 1: It's like the size of a car, so it's pretty wide, 359 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:32,840 Speaker 1: and then I get to this flat bit where I 360 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:35,120 Speaker 1: can see about two hundred meters ahead of me, and 361 00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:38,880 Speaker 1: then there's these one person like squatting. I thought, you 362 00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:42,480 Speaker 1: know how girls have that skin colored skins, yeah, like tights. Yeah. 363 00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:44,200 Speaker 1: I thought she was wearing them and maybe looking at 364 00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:46,800 Speaker 1: a flower. I didn't really think anything of it, fair enough, 365 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,480 Speaker 1: I mean, that's where you wind go, That's what I 366 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:50,920 Speaker 1: was thinking of. They're in public, But she was completely 367 00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:52,960 Speaker 1: in the middle of this track, and I'm like, because 368 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,000 Speaker 1: my immediate thought was like, it's this chick shitting and 369 00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:56,680 Speaker 1: I was like maybe not like she's got it. I 370 00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:58,680 Speaker 1: was like, she's got just sput in the bush two minutes. 371 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:01,040 Speaker 1: She's got to be looking at a flower. Oh. And 372 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,920 Speaker 1: then I get closer and I'm like, I'm pretty sure 373 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,120 Speaker 1: she's not wearing these skin colored tights I'm thinking about. 374 00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:07,840 Speaker 1: And I get even closer and like, I'm right, I'm 375 00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:10,200 Speaker 1: a heavy guy, and I'm like, surely this chick hears 376 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:12,920 Speaker 1: me if she's doing what I think she's doing, breathing heavy. Yeah, 377 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:17,000 Speaker 1: I'm like I'm running on rocks. There's like like drunting. Yeah, 378 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:20,720 Speaker 1: can you hear me? And so this is where it 379 00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:21,280 Speaker 1: gets even weird. 380 00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:23,040 Speaker 2: I got really close and then she saw me and 381 00:17:23,119 --> 00:17:24,840 Speaker 2: like got up all awkwardly. So she didn't have any 382 00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:28,720 Speaker 2: pants on. And wait, so she was pissing. No, here's 383 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:32,240 Speaker 2: where he's where my dilemma comes into my hands. I 384 00:17:32,359 --> 00:17:35,200 Speaker 2: thought she was pissing. But then so she was old, 385 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:38,959 Speaker 2: like sixty maybe seventy, like old old. And then as 386 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,280 Speaker 2: soon as I got closer, the dude walked out of 387 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:45,639 Speaker 2: the bush. So my initial thought was were they fucking? 388 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:47,719 Speaker 2: But then I'm like, these guys are old, Like did 389 00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:49,439 Speaker 2: they do that anymore? But maybe they want to splice 390 00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:52,119 Speaker 2: things up. All they pissed at the same time, and 391 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:53,480 Speaker 2: then I was just waking out. I was like, I 392 00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:55,160 Speaker 2: don't want to think about this and run passed really quickly, 393 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,480 Speaker 2: but I had to turn around and come back to 394 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,920 Speaker 2: the dead end, and she was like real awkward and 395 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,439 Speaker 2: like was hideing behind her me and when I ran 396 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:02,320 Speaker 2: back past, which is fair enough, but I was like, 397 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:04,000 Speaker 2: to be fair of you, why the funk weren't you 398 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:05,879 Speaker 2: hiding in the bush if you were pissing And I 399 00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:07,480 Speaker 2: didn't know if they just had a little quickie in 400 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:08,080 Speaker 2: the bush. 401 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:12,840 Speaker 1: And she was trying to get out the semen. Fuck 402 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,159 Speaker 1: is why would she do it in the middle of 403 00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:16,600 Speaker 1: the trail. That's what I was thinking. 404 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:18,119 Speaker 2: I'm like, this has scarred me a little bit, and 405 00:18:18,359 --> 00:18:19,879 Speaker 2: I'm like maybe I was trying to think of the 406 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,080 Speaker 2: benefit of doubt, Like it's a very quiet trail. 407 00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:27,320 Speaker 1: I was like, nah, like fuck her, like scard me 408 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:31,040 Speaker 1: and shit, I hope, honestly, if they're an older couple, 409 00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:32,920 Speaker 1: I hope that they were having a quick in the bush. 410 00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:35,879 Speaker 1: That's what I was thinking, Like keeping everything fucking sexy. 411 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,800 Speaker 1: The fact that he can still get it up. I 412 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:41,560 Speaker 1: don't expect to be getting it up at sixties. Not 413 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:44,360 Speaker 1: without help, without help from a little blue pill. That's 414 00:18:44,359 --> 00:18:47,760 Speaker 1: all I'm saying. But I was just I was just running. 415 00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:49,120 Speaker 1: I was like, the things you see on run, maybe 416 00:18:49,119 --> 00:18:54,600 Speaker 1: this is why people don't run well, like running the bush. 417 00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:56,440 Speaker 1: Do you see? Hey, it's interesting. 418 00:18:57,680 --> 00:18:59,040 Speaker 2: I was like, I didn't think i'd ever bring that up. 419 00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:02,280 Speaker 2: Just scarred me came up conversation that is very interesting. 420 00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:06,639 Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah. No, I love being able to piss standing 421 00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:10,439 Speaker 1: up because even like going. We went to it stopping 422 00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:11,760 Speaker 1: on the way home from our trip. We went to 423 00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:13,600 Speaker 1: a rest stop to pee and Beth had to go 424 00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:15,119 Speaker 1: wait in line at the toilet. There was a lot 425 00:19:15,119 --> 00:19:17,680 Speaker 1: of people at this restop. She had to wait, and 426 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:20,280 Speaker 1: I just walked like over to like where the big 427 00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:22,080 Speaker 1: truck stopped to rest. And I walked over there, and 428 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:23,800 Speaker 1: I had Henry on the lead, and I just like 429 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:25,640 Speaker 1: out in the open, but I was far away from people. 430 00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:28,160 Speaker 1: I just started pissing. Oh. I actually, here's something funny 431 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,119 Speaker 1: that happened while I was doing it. I was pissing, 432 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:31,560 Speaker 1: Henry was kind of tugging on the lead. He's like 433 00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:33,320 Speaker 1: wrapping around me, and I'm like, just stay away from it, please, 434 00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:36,040 Speaker 1: So I'm like twisting and then I'm pissing and then 435 00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:37,960 Speaker 1: I look over my shoulder and a cop car fucking 436 00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:41,800 Speaker 1: trove fine meat piss And I was like, he has 437 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:44,240 Speaker 1: every right, like he could find me right now, and 438 00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:47,119 Speaker 1: he didn't cos like coming to hey, mate, I go 439 00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:48,840 Speaker 1: get you a five for pissing in public. Be so 440 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,960 Speaker 1: funny if he just like went like scared the fuck up. 441 00:19:53,119 --> 00:19:54,879 Speaker 1: Same thing happened to me the other day. Driving on 442 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:57,200 Speaker 1: down Collins Road near where we live. I was on 443 00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:57,560 Speaker 1: my phone. 444 00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:58,879 Speaker 2: I think I was even texting you or no, I 445 00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:01,399 Speaker 2: was changing the song or something. Yeah, and where we 446 00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:04,000 Speaker 2: live is like like we're in the middle of nowhere. Yeah, 447 00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:05,560 Speaker 2: like you don't think there's going to be a copy here. 448 00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:08,119 Speaker 2: And then a cop drove past and I full one 449 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,800 Speaker 2: hundred percent of her head go like to the side 450 00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:12,879 Speaker 2: and like look at me. But the thing about Colin's 451 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:14,800 Speaker 2: Road is there's nowhere to turn around. 452 00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:17,240 Speaker 1: Oh no, it's too dangerous for them. There's nowhere for 453 00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:19,120 Speaker 1: them to turn around. So I was like, oh shit, 454 00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:21,960 Speaker 1: I just met real fast. You pick up. I was like, 455 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,359 Speaker 1: as soon as I make it the turn off to 456 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:25,480 Speaker 1: my house, like I'm sweet. You know what's funny is 457 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:31,120 Speaker 1: I've always thought whenever I pass a cop, right, I've 458 00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:32,720 Speaker 1: definitely done that before. I've been on my phone and 459 00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:34,600 Speaker 1: passed a couple and I'm like, no, what are the chances? 460 00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:37,800 Speaker 1: But they just don't see how often do you reckon? 461 00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:41,760 Speaker 1: Cops see something like that and just think I can't 462 00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:42,520 Speaker 1: be fucked right now? 463 00:20:43,359 --> 00:20:45,720 Speaker 2: I think a lot of the time, Yeah, especially, they're 464 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:48,159 Speaker 2: probably doing something more importantly. They're probably driving somewhere to 465 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:51,440 Speaker 2: go see someone or help someone or get back up. Yeah, 466 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:55,440 Speaker 2: I hear you, But what about that thing we figured 467 00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:58,920 Speaker 2: out what's the cause of Cops don't know how they do? 468 00:20:59,119 --> 00:21:03,359 Speaker 1: Like the number thing? How Bravo? Like, abe, oh the 469 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:07,479 Speaker 1: fucking the phonetic alphabet? Yeah? How she was like, everyone 470 00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:09,600 Speaker 1: knows what the phonetic alphabet is? Does everyone know what 471 00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:11,879 Speaker 1: the phonetic alphabet is? Bull shit, everyone knows what the 472 00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:15,120 Speaker 1: phonetic alphabet is. I've always known from movies that people 473 00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:19,200 Speaker 1: are like Alpha, Bravo, Charlie, whatever it is. But I 474 00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:21,520 Speaker 1: didn't know, like, you know, like, so let's say you're 475 00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:23,800 Speaker 1: on the phone to the bank and they're like, what's 476 00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:28,000 Speaker 1: your email? And you say, like Jake Craig blah blah blah. Yeah, 477 00:21:28,119 --> 00:21:31,240 Speaker 1: they'll be like, is that Jay for something? I thought 478 00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:33,200 Speaker 1: they would just like make it up. That's what I 479 00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:36,200 Speaker 1: thought about. There's like every single every single letter has 480 00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:38,960 Speaker 1: a word that's for that letter, and it's the phonetic alpha. 481 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,800 Speaker 1: And I didn't know that until Jake met his girlfriend. Yeah, 482 00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:43,680 Speaker 1: And so I was wigging out and she starts giving 483 00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:45,520 Speaker 1: me shit, and I'm like, let's go ask anyone. I 484 00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:49,760 Speaker 1: know they're not gonna know. Man, I'm pretty sure. I'm 485 00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:50,840 Speaker 1: pretty sure I'm winning. 486 00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:54,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, I honestly I've heard my mom on the phone 487 00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:57,280 Speaker 2: say some like random words. Yeah, Like I say M 488 00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,920 Speaker 2: for mum, she says like b because last m's borrow 489 00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:00,760 Speaker 2: and beef for biscuit. 490 00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:06,360 Speaker 1: I'm like, that can't be right. You know what you bet? 491 00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:10,960 Speaker 1: You bet and your ex boyfriends mustache? Do you reckon? 492 00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:12,920 Speaker 2: The cops are on the other line of the phone 493 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:15,680 Speaker 2: and they're like, okay, so can you confirm that like 494 00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:17,960 Speaker 2: be for and then go for busy And like this 495 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:21,399 Speaker 2: fucking idiot doesn't doesn't know what the phonetic alphabet is. 496 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,160 Speaker 1: How did you pass cops school? Fucking hell? 497 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:35,159 Speaker 2: All right, Jake, we are both in a fortunate position 498 00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:37,560 Speaker 2: to have met the love of our lives. Oh yes, yes, 499 00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:40,720 Speaker 2: we would like to say yes, but they're in the 500 00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:45,640 Speaker 2: fortunate position to have met there, especially with that new mustache. 501 00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:50,399 Speaker 1: That's what Beth has a thing for mustaches apparently. But 502 00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:55,119 Speaker 1: there's a big problem going on in the world, and 503 00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:58,040 Speaker 1: that problem is you think I'm gonna get real deep 504 00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:02,720 Speaker 1: with the way he said. It's not that deep. I 505 00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:05,200 Speaker 1: told Jack before this is a deep segment, so he's 506 00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:09,400 Speaker 1: acted all like okay. 507 00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:13,160 Speaker 2: But so big problem in the world is I think 508 00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:17,159 Speaker 2: the economy is stopping love. Oh, hear me out right. 509 00:23:18,119 --> 00:23:20,560 Speaker 2: Me and my girlfriend, we've been dating for almost a year, 510 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:23,280 Speaker 2: coming up in November, and we've talked about after a 511 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:26,200 Speaker 2: year we're assess whether or not we want to live together, 512 00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:29,680 Speaker 2: which is a great step in our relationship, will fall 513 00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:34,360 Speaker 2: in love more. I think we would one hundred percent 514 00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:36,080 Speaker 2: do it if we could afford it. 515 00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:38,920 Speaker 1: Yep, and by no mean, I think we're both doing 516 00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:41,640 Speaker 1: pretty much bang average in the scheme of money things 517 00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:44,160 Speaker 1: for someone who's a twenty four year old. You think 518 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:46,120 Speaker 1: an average person would be able to afford a nice 519 00:23:46,119 --> 00:23:48,159 Speaker 1: place to rent with his girlfriend. Yeah, you'd hope so 520 00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:48,680 Speaker 1: you'd hope. 521 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:51,719 Speaker 2: So, nah, I reckon, if I met and my girlfriend 522 00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:54,680 Speaker 2: went and rented a place right now, we wouldn't be 523 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:57,720 Speaker 2: saving any money, like barely. Yeah, like you get a 524 00:23:57,800 --> 00:23:59,399 Speaker 2: nice place, you don't have to spend in seven eight 525 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:02,159 Speaker 2: hundred bucks a week anywhere, and. 526 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,960 Speaker 1: That's sometimes even just yeah, like one, but would you 527 00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:06,800 Speaker 1: do a two bedroom and have you guys share a 528 00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:08,520 Speaker 1: room and then someone else, Well, you'd want. 529 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,120 Speaker 2: Two bedrooms just because like you're on top of each 530 00:24:10,119 --> 00:24:12,200 Speaker 2: other all the time, just for another thing. But maybe 531 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:13,879 Speaker 2: that's first world problem. But I was thinking back in 532 00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:15,639 Speaker 2: the day my parents. I remember my dad tell me 533 00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:17,159 Speaker 2: he rented when he was saving for a house. He 534 00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:20,480 Speaker 2: was running for a place for like eighty dollars a week. What, yeah, 535 00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:22,560 Speaker 2: or maybe it was one twenty. Your dad born in 536 00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:23,920 Speaker 2: nineteen fifty. 537 00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:26,920 Speaker 1: I think when was he born. I think he was 538 00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:28,760 Speaker 1: born in like nineteen sixty four of them. Okay, yeah, 539 00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:33,320 Speaker 1: that much of a difference. But still, like the I 540 00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:37,160 Speaker 1: think the economy is stopping love good. I can't argue 541 00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:39,159 Speaker 1: with that. Yeah, no, I can't argue at all. It 542 00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:39,880 Speaker 1: should be easy. 543 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,040 Speaker 2: You should be paying like fucking three four hundred dollars 544 00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:44,720 Speaker 2: a week in rent, split it between two people, save 545 00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:47,080 Speaker 2: the rest of your wait, but instead all that money's 546 00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:49,480 Speaker 2: gone because people see these im properties as investments. 547 00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:49,879 Speaker 1: I know. 548 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:51,879 Speaker 2: And it's just like I was just like, fuck, you 549 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,840 Speaker 2: don't remember me to fall in love. I think people 550 00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:57,520 Speaker 2: who I'm in an average position, I'd say definitely people 551 00:24:57,560 --> 00:24:59,960 Speaker 2: in better, but there's definitely people in way worse positions. Yeah, 552 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,240 Speaker 2: imagine the one someone who's got a kid and they 553 00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:03,639 Speaker 2: want to move in with their partner and stuff, and 554 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:04,440 Speaker 2: they can't fall in love. 555 00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:06,720 Speaker 1: It's not and they can't work full time. There is 556 00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:09,479 Speaker 1: there's a crisis. I think there is a rental crisis 557 00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:12,200 Speaker 1: actually at the moment. Yeah, and we're also I don't 558 00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:14,040 Speaker 1: know if we're in a recession or we're one hundred 559 00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:16,640 Speaker 1: percent on the way like close, We've been close forever. 560 00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:19,000 Speaker 1: But it's just like I just I don't know this 561 00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:21,480 Speaker 1: makes Why is life so hard to do all these 562 00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:23,960 Speaker 1: simple things? It's weird. I don't like I was even 563 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:27,120 Speaker 1: talking Beth was talking about her rent and it's expensive, 564 00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:31,560 Speaker 1: like very what is she paying Sydney? So it's I 565 00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:34,760 Speaker 1: believe she on her own pays like five hundred bucks 566 00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:35,000 Speaker 1: a week. 567 00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:37,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, see imagine if I'm saying I wanted to live 568 00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:38,959 Speaker 2: in Sydney and my girlfriend, so we're paying five hundrellars 569 00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:39,400 Speaker 2: a week each. 570 00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:41,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, so yeah, her and her roommate pay five hundred 571 00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:43,639 Speaker 1: bucks each a week, or maybe her roommate pays four 572 00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:45,280 Speaker 1: fifty because Beth has an on twitet. I don't know 573 00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:48,160 Speaker 1: that's crazy, but like, yeah, Beth and I've spoken about 574 00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:50,159 Speaker 1: moving in with Beth, like she's the first girlfriend I've 575 00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:52,520 Speaker 1: ever actually like properly wanted to do it with. And 576 00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:56,000 Speaker 1: we could either look for a place, like she has 577 00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:58,480 Speaker 1: her lease coming up in the beginning of next year. 578 00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:00,480 Speaker 1: We could look for a place and go into it together, 579 00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:02,920 Speaker 1: or I could move into her place and she could 580 00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:05,520 Speaker 1: renew her lease. And like, the best way, the only 581 00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:07,360 Speaker 1: way that I could do it, or that we could 582 00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:09,440 Speaker 1: do it where we do are able to save money, 583 00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:12,600 Speaker 1: is if I moved into her place right now with her, 584 00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:16,520 Speaker 1: And basically it would be like because I didn't, I've 585 00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:19,640 Speaker 1: always thought in my head, like, you know, how when 586 00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:21,800 Speaker 1: you Jack and I lived here, and how you and 587 00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:24,840 Speaker 1: I we like shared a bathroom, we shared a lund room, 588 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:28,159 Speaker 1: we shared a kitchen and all that. Yeah, and then 589 00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:30,359 Speaker 1: Jack had downstairs, and here it was fully self sufficient. 590 00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:32,760 Speaker 1: He didn't have to come upstairs. We all paid the 591 00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:34,879 Speaker 1: same rent. But that's just because we were mates. But 592 00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:37,280 Speaker 1: like in a real world situation, you and I would 593 00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:39,639 Speaker 1: have actually paid less because he's actually getting like because 594 00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:42,440 Speaker 1: he has his own like private thing, you know, like 595 00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:44,359 Speaker 1: girlfriend can be over there whenever we don't know she's there, 596 00:26:44,359 --> 00:26:46,440 Speaker 1: blah blah blah. And so it's like the way it 597 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:48,159 Speaker 1: would work is you kind of rent out, like you 598 00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:50,680 Speaker 1: pay for a room, and so Beth and I would 599 00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,960 Speaker 1: instead of so it'd be like five hundred bucks for 600 00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:55,440 Speaker 1: Beth's room, and her and I would share that rent, 601 00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:57,359 Speaker 1: and then the roommate still pays the same because it's 602 00:26:57,400 --> 00:27:01,120 Speaker 1: like nothing's changing for her. Oh really, is that? Apparently 603 00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:03,840 Speaker 1: they've a stitch up for the roommates. Before I was thinking, yeah, 604 00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:06,080 Speaker 1: but like the roommate has her own room, she has 605 00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:08,920 Speaker 1: her own she has a bathroom, she has all that, 606 00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:10,680 Speaker 1: she has like a car space and all that shit. 607 00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:13,560 Speaker 1: So I was thinking, like, I guess that does kind 608 00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:15,960 Speaker 1: of make sense. Yeah, it's really weird, isn't it. That 609 00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:19,760 Speaker 1: is weird, But I mean, like I see how it works. Yeah, 610 00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:21,239 Speaker 1: but that would be the only way we'd be able 611 00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:22,560 Speaker 1: to save money, because if Beth and I wanted to 612 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:25,760 Speaker 1: go even get a one bedroom apartment, I think it's 613 00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:28,119 Speaker 1: still like seven hundred bucks for like kind of a 614 00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:31,000 Speaker 1: shitty one. But oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're not 615 00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:33,040 Speaker 1: going to win. And like you hear on the news 616 00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:35,520 Speaker 1: like people can't afford rent, blah blahlah lah lah, all. 617 00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:37,560 Speaker 2: This boring stuff with numbers. They should be talking about 618 00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:38,480 Speaker 2: people can't fall in love. 619 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,439 Speaker 1: That should be the argument as to why wren sh 620 00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:42,960 Speaker 1: You go, Well, that's meant to be the most important 621 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,720 Speaker 1: thing in the world. Yeah, we're gonna what will happen. 622 00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:47,879 Speaker 1: I don't know how it happens, but basically like it 623 00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:50,879 Speaker 1: has to go down a bit eventually or is it 624 00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:54,359 Speaker 1: always just well, it's just I saw our population actually 625 00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:57,120 Speaker 1: increase the most it ever did in the past three years. 626 00:27:57,560 --> 00:28:01,159 Speaker 1: Really yeah, Australian population, the Australian based off births or 627 00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:05,280 Speaker 1: based off people migrating here, migrating, Wow, their birth went 628 00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:06,879 Speaker 1: down because no one wants to have kids because they 629 00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:08,800 Speaker 1: kind of thought it, that's fact. No people are waiting 630 00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:11,119 Speaker 1: to have kids until like thirty. Like my mom, I 631 00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:13,520 Speaker 1: was talking to my mom. She obviously lives in Canada, 632 00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:16,639 Speaker 1: but she lived in Australia when she was married to 633 00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:20,600 Speaker 1: my dad. So they just like my dad made She 634 00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:22,560 Speaker 1: was saying, I think my dad didn't. I don't even 635 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:24,600 Speaker 1: know if he made a thousand bucks a week back then. 636 00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:27,960 Speaker 1: It's like twenty odd years ago, twenty four years ago 637 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,080 Speaker 1: or whatever. Maybe he made a thousand bucks a week. 638 00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:33,480 Speaker 1: But they like owned a house. Yeah, they had two kids. 639 00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:37,840 Speaker 1: My mom didn't work and they made it work. Like 640 00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:39,680 Speaker 1: they didn't have any money, but they made it work. 641 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:41,160 Speaker 1: That was the same with my parents. My dad only 642 00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:43,600 Speaker 1: worked with two kids, uh huh. And I think he 643 00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:45,880 Speaker 1: made a little bit more easy tape teacher, which made 644 00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:48,800 Speaker 1: decent money. But I was just like there's not even 645 00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:51,360 Speaker 1: a comparable at all now and it's you know, it's 646 00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:54,520 Speaker 1: like the craziest thing is like it's also like we're 647 00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:58,160 Speaker 1: so lucky to be born in this country, and it's 648 00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:00,760 Speaker 1: just like it's like hard to complain about, but it 649 00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:03,520 Speaker 1: is like a problem. It is. Yeah, it's so hard. 650 00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:07,880 Speaker 1: Like everything feels like I can't touch a house, like 651 00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:10,680 Speaker 1: I don't have Like this feels so like I can't 652 00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:13,120 Speaker 1: get it now. And it's just like growing up it's 653 00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:14,600 Speaker 1: just like I don't know, just I feel like when 654 00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:16,200 Speaker 1: we were back in the day, this felt so simple. 655 00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:18,520 Speaker 1: Then you see these videos of people on TikTok saying 656 00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:21,560 Speaker 1: like my generation worked harder. La la la la la ya. 657 00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:22,320 Speaker 1: That's I don't know. 658 00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:24,840 Speaker 2: And then we're like, yeah, mate, you worked harder and 659 00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:26,760 Speaker 2: fucking say thirty grand and you bought a house and 660 00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:30,000 Speaker 2: worth a million dollars, like and we got to get 661 00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:31,680 Speaker 2: we have one hundred thousand dollars saved and then we 662 00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:33,840 Speaker 2: can't get it approved for like a five hundred thouands alone. 663 00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:35,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, no, don't take about the argument. I have my 664 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:39,480 Speaker 1: my pop once, like my Kate, my stepmom's dad. I 665 00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:42,240 Speaker 1: think so how he was like I was trying to 666 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:46,880 Speaker 1: explain to him, like no, like statistically you know when 667 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:50,600 Speaker 1: cause he's like seventy four, seventy five, and so I 668 00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:51,960 Speaker 1: was like I was trying to say, like when, No, 669 00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:56,080 Speaker 1: like when you were at my age, your wage so 670 00:29:56,240 --> 00:30:00,040 Speaker 1: like the median house price was like four times a 671 00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:04,680 Speaker 1: person's wage. The meeting house price now is like ten 672 00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:08,000 Speaker 1: to fifteen times someone's wage something crazy like that, And 673 00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:10,280 Speaker 1: so it's like, no, it's like you actually we regardless 674 00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:12,520 Speaker 1: of how how we work. We actually can't afford it. 675 00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:15,080 Speaker 1: Tell you how you know parents are out of touch. 676 00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:22,320 Speaker 1: They still give you five dollars for your birthday, five bucks. 677 00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:24,200 Speaker 1: Like I don't have grandparents anymore, but I was like, 678 00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:26,680 Speaker 1: I love your grandma. What the fuck am I going 679 00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:29,440 Speaker 1: to do with this? The camp have a Lolli bag. 680 00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:32,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, they think they think five dollars will get you 681 00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:33,560 Speaker 2: like half the shop at Coals. 682 00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:34,000 Speaker 1: Yeah. 683 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:35,880 Speaker 2: Now they used to be able to feed your family 684 00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:39,240 Speaker 2: for ten dollars. Now you kind of feed yourself. Anyone 685 00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:41,400 Speaker 2: that's going through, kind of buy some cheese with that. 686 00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:44,320 Speaker 2: Anyone you can't cheese is ten bucks. 687 00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:47,840 Speaker 1: Now you can't say anyone going through talking about cheese 688 00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:53,520 Speaker 1: being ten bucks. I saw a video right, Coals and 689 00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:56,160 Speaker 1: Woollies are being sued by the A Triple C. What's 690 00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:59,560 Speaker 1: the A triple C is like the Australian Code of 691 00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:01,680 Speaker 1: Conduct Commission or something like that, and like we have 692 00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:03,800 Speaker 1: to abuy it by that. It's like everyone in Australia 693 00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:05,120 Speaker 1: has to abide by that. We are by it by 694 00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:06,960 Speaker 1: that by posting a brand deal and saying it's a 695 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,240 Speaker 1: paid partnersh. Yeah. The AHRIPC says that like you know, 696 00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:11,280 Speaker 1: the consumer needs to know that you're being paid for this. 697 00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:16,480 Speaker 1: So Colson Billie's lime, fine, Yeah, they're being sued because 698 00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:19,560 Speaker 1: they remember they had to like they went through this 699 00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:22,760 Speaker 1: whole thing where they were doing price gouging, right, Yeah, 700 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,320 Speaker 1: and then they had to go sit in front of 701 00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:27,040 Speaker 1: like this whole big group of fucking board members. I 702 00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:29,480 Speaker 1: don't know what it was. Basically they got in trouble 703 00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:33,719 Speaker 1: and then Colson Wooly brought prices down, and they had 704 00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:36,760 Speaker 1: him down for about six months, and then they put 705 00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:39,960 Speaker 1: him back up a bit. But then after a little 706 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:45,400 Speaker 1: while they labeled them as prices down and then Cohles's 707 00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:49,120 Speaker 1: version is down down, and but the prices didn't actually 708 00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:52,440 Speaker 1: go down. Yeah, So it's like it was there was 709 00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:55,800 Speaker 1: misleading advertising. And so now the HPC is suing Colson 710 00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:58,440 Speaker 1: Woollies because Colson Woolies is yeah, and you know what 711 00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:00,520 Speaker 1: else they saw online. I don't know if I can 712 00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:03,160 Speaker 1: believe everything TikTok tells me, but I think Coles and 713 00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:05,840 Speaker 1: Woolies are like the most like the worst in the 714 00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:08,680 Speaker 1: fucking world for all this type. Yeah, it's because like 715 00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:11,080 Speaker 1: we've talked about it before, like America and England have 716 00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:12,840 Speaker 1: like as the Tesco all these other they have like 717 00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:15,040 Speaker 1: more yeah, like all these big over there, like they 718 00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:17,760 Speaker 1: have so many Master Spencer like so many options, whereas 719 00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:19,400 Speaker 1: we have too. I tell you, I was going to 720 00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:21,560 Speaker 1: Ida the other day and their mince was eight dollars. 721 00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:24,360 Speaker 1: It's cheap, five star mince and all that. I was 722 00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:25,760 Speaker 1: looking at this meat here and it's not like it's 723 00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:28,160 Speaker 1: fucking going off tomorrow like Coles when it's eight dollars. Yeah, 724 00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:29,960 Speaker 1: I've got to cooking in the next three hours. Yeah, 725 00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:33,680 Speaker 1: And I was like, this is eight dollars and it 726 00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:35,520 Speaker 1: was five star mins. I'm like it's five stars, got 727 00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:36,959 Speaker 1: to be all right, And I'm just like I might 728 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,680 Speaker 1: as well just come here by my meat. Oh my. Yeah. 729 00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:42,520 Speaker 1: I started going to butchers, but sometimes the butcher is 730 00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:45,040 Speaker 1: even more expensive butcher's. You're paying for quality and you're 731 00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:49,640 Speaker 1: helping a small, small urb business. But it's hard. It's tough. 732 00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:52,160 Speaker 1: Like you'd like you say, you feel so privileged to 733 00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:54,160 Speaker 1: grow up in Australia, but then it's also like it's 734 00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:56,080 Speaker 1: still a problem to you at the end of the day. Yeah, 735 00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:58,040 Speaker 1: I want to know, like, like your mustache is still 736 00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:02,360 Speaker 1: a problem to you. Thinking about shaving it having a crisis, 737 00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:06,440 Speaker 1: Like I want to know if maybe you can send 738 00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:08,280 Speaker 1: it in beer dilemmas. You can mess or put it 739 00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:11,080 Speaker 1: in the Facebook group, chat for the Facebook group, or 740 00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:13,840 Speaker 1: messages on Instagram, whatever way you feel like doing it, 741 00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:19,280 Speaker 1: if you're like going through what we have just spoken about, 742 00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:21,240 Speaker 1: Like we're lucky enough. Like so Audi lives at home still, 743 00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:22,840 Speaker 1: he's thinking about moving out with his girlfriend. But he's like, 744 00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:25,600 Speaker 1: it's just not fucking worth it. It's not I'm thinking 745 00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:27,360 Speaker 1: about like I live, I me and you want to 746 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:30,280 Speaker 1: rent a house off my dad and like we pay rent, 747 00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:33,320 Speaker 1: but it's like my dad's obviously nice, and he's like, oh, 748 00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:35,800 Speaker 1: it's like affordable rent. Think about the people who don't 749 00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:37,880 Speaker 1: have a good relationship with their parents exactly. That's what 750 00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:39,840 Speaker 1: I'm saying. Yeah, like we're fortunate enough to lean on 751 00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:42,440 Speaker 1: our parents, whereas like a lot of people as soon 752 00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:45,160 Speaker 1: as they hit and they gotta leave. This was fair enough. Yeah, 753 00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:50,040 Speaker 1: So basically anyone that's like out of home paying that 754 00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:53,320 Speaker 1: expensive rent and like maybe you're with a partner doing it, 755 00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:56,760 Speaker 1: Like I don't know, maybe just send in like you 756 00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:58,760 Speaker 1: can need to tell us to shut up, or you 757 00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:00,920 Speaker 1: could just be like, oh, this is how I do it, 758 00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:03,400 Speaker 1: or like oh no, like I fully agree, like it's 759 00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:05,360 Speaker 1: fucking hard. I'm struggling. I don't think they're going to 760 00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:06,640 Speaker 1: say shut up. I think it's more going to be 761 00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:10,040 Speaker 1: like we hear and see them because it's all good 762 00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:11,960 Speaker 1: and well, the governments saying all these things like we're 763 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,560 Speaker 1: gonna help young people, but like the actual young people 764 00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:17,560 Speaker 1: like don't have really like some people feel guilty for like, oh, 765 00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:19,880 Speaker 1: should we feel guilty for not complaining? Like it's more 766 00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:21,319 Speaker 1: that we see that it's going on and we see 767 00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:24,560 Speaker 1: anyone struggling. Yeah, worse, it's just good to be seen. Yeah, 768 00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:33,960 Speaker 1: all right, guys, that's the end of the episode. Thank 769 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,799 Speaker 1: you very much for listening. You guys have to come 770 00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:39,239 Speaker 1: back next week because I am going to have a 771 00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:45,160 Speaker 1: comparison of mustaches to see if he shares it or not. Fuck, 772 00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:47,120 Speaker 1: I'm actually so scared, but we got to follow through 773 00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:49,359 Speaker 1: with this. We have to. Yeah, I imagine I get 774 00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:52,120 Speaker 1: a photo. It's so bushy, like, yeah, if he has 775 00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:54,319 Speaker 1: like a really really good mustache, like I'm not, I'm 776 00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:55,719 Speaker 1: one hundred percent shape, What are you gonna do? If? 777 00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:57,360 Speaker 1: Like I message Beth and say hey, can you do this? 778 00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:59,040 Speaker 1: And she sends it. We've in like twenty seconds, like 779 00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:03,080 Speaker 1: she's got one. I can't if that happens, if that happens, 780 00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:05,560 Speaker 1: I just can't know that. You can't can't let me 781 00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:09,719 Speaker 1: know that if that happens, You don't tell me. She's 782 00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:11,520 Speaker 1: got like a little what do they called it? What 783 00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:13,680 Speaker 1: are they hidden things on Snapchat called Oh yeah, you 784 00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:16,680 Speaker 1: can have your thing in like a password protecting. He's 785 00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:21,879 Speaker 1: got photos of his mustache. I just don't even want 786 00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:23,560 Speaker 1: to think about it. But otherwise, guys, see you on 787 00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:24,239 Speaker 1: Wednesday five. 788 00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:26,160 Speaker 2: Star of the episode Join the Facebook, Good Chack Joined 789 00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:27,680 Speaker 2: Page one facture episode every Thursday. 790 00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:29,279 Speaker 1: We've got some ship going on. I know, let's go 791 00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:30,359 Speaker 1: see yeah,