Speaker 1: Hello, reckon on a but hell, hey, hey, hey, hey
Speaker 1: you how many people over the holidays brought up with me?
Speaker 1: How was that producer we leave that got you in
Speaker 1: that got in trouble after the races.
Speaker 2: I'm glad it was dizzy and on me.
Speaker 3: I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 4: My hands down, no.
Speaker 3: Rating of this podcast had effect on people.
Speaker 2: It's fine, Wow, Jesus my bad.
Speaker 4: Sorry, Hi, hey, hey.
Speaker 5: Hey, let's go twenty twenty five. Can't be doing that.
Speaker 2: Morning.
Speaker 1: Laurie and Clint are We took Archie to kinder this morning.
Speaker 4: Very cute.
Speaker 5: They left from there. He wasn't as shy as I
Speaker 5: thought he was going to be.
Speaker 3: I think we need to get him on more.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well I told the other two they've aged out.
Speaker 5: Then I was cute. Yeah, they're done.
Speaker 2: I think kids are great up until like four, because
Speaker 2: they're quite cute at that point in time, and then
Speaker 2: kind of like a ride off until they're like sixteen.
Speaker 4: Two and a half and you can really just corrupt them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then they're funnel all of a sudden. So
Speaker 2: if I could just bypass that, you're.
Speaker 6: On a real one this morning, an't you, which is
Speaker 6: what I'll be doing when they turn eighteen, really just
Speaker 6: corrupting them.
Speaker 2: With Auntie.
Speaker 5: That small fire, that's what we were now.
Speaker 2: Actually bought my she's about to turn four on Sunday
Speaker 2: in fact, but I bought my little four year old
Speaker 2: and needs a gold chain. So now she's got a
Speaker 2: long goal change. Looks like such a player. The parents
Speaker 2: don't love it.
Speaker 5: Now that it was.
Speaker 3: Around with a four year old, I would like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's better than taking mate.
Speaker 2: They don't love it.
Speaker 4: Hey, have you heard the new Bruno Mars song?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Do you like it?
Speaker 4: It's so left field? Have you heard it?
Speaker 5: Bruno is trying to make himself young.
Speaker 4: No, he's bring like trying to do it like a
Speaker 4: comeback error.
Speaker 1: It's trying to do it with like like teaming up
Speaker 1: with Rosea and stuff. We came out nowhere.
Speaker 6: Like yeah, yeah, it was a bit left field in
Speaker 6: your face.
Speaker 4: I actually thought it was Ai when I first saw
Speaker 4: it on TikTok.
Speaker 6: I was like, oh my gosh, Ai is just really
Speaker 6: you know, going bit left field with Bruno.
Speaker 4: But nope, that was full legit.
Speaker 6: Because you have four piercings in your in one ear,
Speaker 6: I've got another two there, but I don't have them pissed,
Speaker 6: I don't have them.
Speaker 4: Two more I don't have them.
Speaker 5: Three, four, five, and in the other ear so ten
Speaker 5: in total.
Speaker 6: One day three.
Speaker 5: I have four.
Speaker 4: That's it, eleven eleven. Yeah, there's two out of there
Speaker 4: that I don't have the earrings in, so thirteen in
Speaker 4: total level five six?
Speaker 3: Is that why you were taking your pants off? Bruno?
Speaker 6: Mars mate that news? You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: This isn't a quite sexual Bruno song?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Lames video.
Speaker 2: I was like, whoa, it's like when Madonna does sexual
Speaker 2: stuff now and again, Madonna's still gone magie, magie. We
Speaker 2: need to put that at the back.
Speaker 5: Ye remember she had the six coffee table book.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's also a bit nasty. And now she's
Speaker 2: got that young stud of a boyfriend, I think, And
Speaker 2: that's right. I'm sure that they're doing some stuff that's
Speaker 2: probably not.
Speaker 4: Kocher refer to the Bruno song.
Speaker 3: Yes, do you see a photo of me with my
Speaker 3: ear pierced the other day?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 4: I did, Like, you need to keep it in actually
Speaker 4: look like a real mad dog.
Speaker 5: Yeah you will.
Speaker 3: I think I need to get on because that was
Speaker 3: just Claude's so I need to get my own. We'll
Speaker 3: get you on thank you, I know, get opinion. That
Speaker 3: would be great.
Speaker 4: You go down to the tree, don't you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, because you're off here again appiercing, so you gotta
Speaker 6: go to off your tree.
Speaker 2: Was a great store I remember off your knickknacks? Yeah,
Speaker 2: like jelly things you play with in your hands and
Speaker 2: really odd and then was.
Speaker 5: It like a granny maze or what's new?
Speaker 2: What's what? But what you didn't have any like smoking paraphernalia?
Speaker 2: Didn't shirts?
Speaker 5: Remember? Used to look at little number plates with your
Speaker 5: names on them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's exactly still a thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's one of the city I think. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's what you used to get it.
Speaker 3: Is it like half a head sharp half a knickknack shop?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Hedgehog dessert?
Speaker 7: What do you mean?
Speaker 4: No, I mean, but not what hedgehog dessert?
Speaker 5: Are we going to gather it?
Speaker 6: Hopefully?
Speaker 4: Fingers across?
Speaker 6: Yeah. Updates to come, like yaya where were it'll end
Speaker 6: in a y?
Speaker 4: Yeah it will.
Speaker 6: It's like a it's like a like an A twenty
Speaker 6: eighty yeah eighty y But there's still a bit of water.
Speaker 6: They're definitely updates to come, but we don't want to
Speaker 6: come in and like, would rather come in.
Speaker 4: With the reels something hot sold the dream.
Speaker 6: Update what I'm saying normally, mate, love, I've never been.
Speaker 5: That was last year.
Speaker 7: Remember lunch I did.
Speaker 4: Are you sure you remember?
Speaker 2: Great trip?
Speaker 5: Great, great trip. You finished on a scooter at three am.
Speaker 4: It was a real bonding.
Speaker 5: The show the next morning was the loosest.
Speaker 2: Show and Tony Jones like, I'm coming on.
Speaker 5: He just rocked out.
Speaker 2: He just rocked up and then demanded that he come on,
Speaker 2: got on them in the Nova studio.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and then we met all the stuff afterwards.
Speaker 1: It was in the airport watching Karl and Clint get
Speaker 1: rejected from the Virgin Lounge day and that flight home.
Speaker 4: Was hell yeah, but we had to be plubs that sat.
Speaker 6: In bloody g a airport because all you guys pissed
Speaker 6: off into your lounge because you had lounge.
Speaker 5: No, no, no. Him and I went to the lounge
Speaker 5: and we're there for like two minutes.
Speaker 1: Remember we made straight away. Yeah, he got me into
Speaker 1: the lounge. I wasn't in the lounge.
Speaker 2: My days are done at the lounge though, I think
Speaker 2: by class.
Speaker 5: Yeah mine too, I'm not virgin.
Speaker 2: If you'd like to have us back.
Speaker 5: We'd love to be back. How'd that go?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 4: I was in suitcase.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen a suitcase fly first there today we
Speaker 1: pulled up outside, so we're all getting ready, and then
Speaker 1: highway patrol pulled up right next to it had gone speak.
Speaker 6: Done speak, that's loose. I wonder how many people they
Speaker 6: would have gotten.
Speaker 3: Yeah, drack and they would have been getting people who
Speaker 3: are running late to first day of skill.
Speaker 5: Is very slow. Yeah, it is so my drive school zones.
Speaker 2: But we're on the Colin Wood. I believe it's thirty
Speaker 2: now parts of Colin That's ridiculous. That's so slow.
Speaker 5: That's sorry, but that's just yeah, that's ridiculous. Granted because
Speaker 5: the same.
Speaker 2: Not for a long time. But you can run fast,
Speaker 2: which is pretty wild.
Speaker 3: You reckon you can still run that quick?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, have quite a few AFL players break the
Speaker 2: thirty month like klumbs now, so they run fast.
Speaker 5: In the car. If you had to compete once, they would.
Speaker 3: Go again, what's the best If you had to.
Speaker 5: Compete one sport at the Olympics, what would be long jump?
Speaker 2: That? Yeah, it's just whatever you like, could you be
Speaker 2: good at or if you had to like your best
Speaker 2: given sports given.
Speaker 3: My answer is the same for both.
Speaker 2: Same for both. Yeah, are you on the pole?
Speaker 5: Thank you?
Speaker 3: Going up and down? I reckon like the long jump
Speaker 3: is one that you could really give your all to,
Speaker 3: Like if you don't know the technique realistically, you're not
Speaker 3: going far long jump, you can still run fast and
Speaker 3: you can still jump.
Speaker 2: I'd be downhill skiing.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's a sleigh.
Speaker 2: I thought about, I'll do that, and then I chose.
Speaker 4: My inside note.
Speaker 6: Pole voting I think is really hot when like when
Speaker 6: they go and.
Speaker 2: Knocked over the Yes, I.
Speaker 4: Do remember that.
Speaker 6: But when I was watching the Olympics last year, there
Speaker 6: was one sport that I was like flabby guested by,
Speaker 6: Like I couldn't believed it.
Speaker 4: The rock climbing.
Speaker 7: Bro, yeah, that.
Speaker 5: Rock is the objective.
Speaker 6: They shut up on those rocks.
Speaker 3: It was they tilted the camera ninety degrees and these
Speaker 3: guys are running along the ground. They went up so quick.
Speaker 6: I remember. I remember seeing that I was on the
Speaker 6: couch and it was on the TV, and I was like,
Speaker 6: it was on the TV. I was like, mate, this
Speaker 6: is going to be the worst. Can we just put
Speaker 6: it on something else? Let's get the Netflix up or something. Anyway,
Speaker 6: they started and they were racing up the bloody wall
Speaker 6: like I was glued to the TV for the next
Speaker 6: hour and a half. It was amazing. So I would
Speaker 6: be a rock climber, sleigh.
Speaker 5: Watch your back commentary team not bad.
Speaker 4: I most thugs, fucking back bitch.
Speaker 3: You weren't before I'm brody.
Speaker 2: Done skiing ski.
Speaker 5: Instructor.
Speaker 2: He'd be good at that.
Speaker 5: Would you imagine the fucking lawsuits? Mate?
Speaker 2: You make no money but had the best time ever,
Speaker 2: Like I would excuse me?
Speaker 5: Was trying to hit on me? Can I get free ski?
Speaker 3: There's just no lies on the mountain as well our laws.
Speaker 3: I've hit so many little kids on the mountain. Okay, guy,
Speaker 3: I've hit adults.
Speaker 6: Well, have you seen that video of the kid and
Speaker 6: he's like here someone's video and the kid goes flying
Speaker 6: past and you can hear the dad go slow.
Speaker 7: Down, earl.
Speaker 5: I was like, I can't stop.
Speaker 2: It's so fucking funny. No, I'm going to get the
Speaker 2: video show school reunion.
Speaker 6: You're talking about.
Speaker 3: I don't think I'll do I don't think i'll do it. Justice.
Speaker 2: This is so.
Speaker 3: This is a woman who was getting dropped off to
Speaker 3: her twenty year school reunion. Her husband was dropping her off.
Speaker 2: All right, some of these guys figured me.
Speaker 3: Wait, listen to.
Speaker 5: At a school reunion and then he's like, shove the
Speaker 5: video as well.
Speaker 4: I've seen that.
Speaker 7: Yeah, are you buchered that I can't slow down?
Speaker 2: I don't even know.
Speaker 7: I didn't.
Speaker 5: I didn't even hear really in there.
Speaker 2: It was like a miss to be honest. All right,
Speaker 2: we'll talk about that later.
Speaker 3: Don't do that again.
Speaker 6: Did you cry at school today?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 5: No, he was ready.
Speaker 4: You didn't get tierry?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: No, what's the third So it's kind of like, right, yeah.
Speaker 1: I feel like he grew up more. I got probably
Speaker 1: more emotional lever holidays watching him grow up. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: but like he was ready.
Speaker 3: He's he's not a baby anymore.
Speaker 5: He's bloody tall. He's so tall, he's so tall. But
Speaker 5: he put his back back on me, falling backwards.
Speaker 3: What was in his just a lunch box?
Speaker 5: But there are only small kid. Wait, you uould see
Speaker 5: Lauren in the back of the car.
Speaker 4: It was funny they grow up so god damn father,
Speaker 4: don't know.
Speaker 3: I did notice though, when you were saying goodbye to
Speaker 3: him and you're telling him how much you love them.
Speaker 3: I think you've almost subjected him to your radioisms too much,
Speaker 3: because he basically just repeated what you said. I'll love
Speaker 3: you someone, I love someone. I'm I'm so proud of you.
Speaker 1: No you say thank you when he goes, okay, happy birth,
Speaker 1: thank you.
Speaker 3: He's trained, he's got.
Speaker 2: Long hair, he's got a little ponytail. Is the only
Speaker 2: kid that doesn't look as much like you. The others
Speaker 2: are just like replicas. Got missed.
Speaker 1: Here's this right, Ali had lose Fune, my wife's friend,
Speaker 1: and we've had to speed off and drop the other
Speaker 1: We've had to drive off steady and drop the other
Speaker 1: two off at their school around the corner. Yes, Ali goes,
Speaker 1: Ali and Brady ring me go, hey, we've got another
Speaker 1: phone here on speaking, my kids are in the car,
Speaker 1: and Brady goes and he goes on, it must be
Speaker 1: your wife's phone. It's got photos of your kids on it.
Speaker 1: And Brady goes, well, that's mine. Then maybe there'll be
Speaker 1: a few questions and my two sons like, what.
Speaker 5: Whoa, whoa, whoa?
Speaker 1: What about it was Brady?
Speaker 5: We must go any other housekeeping? What's being for the weekend,
Speaker 5: because today's Thursday. Guys are already having that chat.
Speaker 2: I've got a Bucks party on Saturday.
Speaker 5: My god, Jesus cross prices up, got a.
Speaker 2: Boy flying in from a few boys flying in from Sydney,
Speaker 2: flying a boy in a special boy and we've got
Speaker 2: a hotel room books. It's going to be just the
Speaker 2: one golf in the morning, then a few boys in
Speaker 2: the apartment later on.
Speaker 3: You guys hitting the sharriers after golf?
Speaker 5: What hotel? Oh?
Speaker 1: Oh wait, just close that down, put the mic down,
Speaker 1: you say three two one, all right? So none of
Speaker 1: us stay there?
Speaker 6: Yeah, avoid that place absolutely the play unless you want
Speaker 6: to be pregnant and just walk around the room.
Speaker 4: Do you not want to be pregnant?
Speaker 5: Absolute? Whose name is the room under.
Speaker 2: To be under? Scotty's probably call him Pulse.
Speaker 7: I haven't heard that one yet.
Speaker 5: You don't want to put it under. Rolling the Rolling Pharmacy.
Speaker 2: I had to m ce a friend of mine's wedding
Speaker 2: on the weekend.
Speaker 5: What was his name?
Speaker 2: It was the Rolling Farmacy he got married as in, sorry,
Speaker 2: I was talking to Rolling Pharmacy because they wanted me
Speaker 2: to do a bit of crowd work.
Speaker 5: Did you do what I suggested? The game? Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I actually did a little bit of that wedding
Speaker 2: all right, it did really landed okay, and so but
Speaker 2: they also because they're like, don't write anything, doubt. We
Speaker 2: just want you to add lib and just be free.
Speaker 2: So I was going around to the crowd and would go.
Speaker 5: In over that to he thinks he see him pang
Speaker 5: at the logis and so.
Speaker 2: It was all that, and then I went and again,
Speaker 2: knowing that it'd be an easy target, I went to
Speaker 2: the rolling pharmacy and there's a lot of conservative parents
Speaker 2: and why what's your name? I was like, oh, Jordan.
Speaker 2: And then it was the very thick grass and a
Speaker 2: lot of gravel everywhere. So I started off with something
Speaker 2: light and just said, oh what did you is a wheelchair? Obviously,
Speaker 2: I said what did you enjoy more the thick gravel
Speaker 2: or the grass? And then all the parents like and
Speaker 2: then I was like, oh, well, this is going to
Speaker 2: hit him between the eyes. I was like, so I
Speaker 2: hear they call you the role in pharmacy? Do you
Speaker 2: care to explain that nickname?
Speaker 5: And he went.
Speaker 2: And didn't know what to say. I was like, moving on,
Speaker 2: thank you very much. Done start and the parents were
Speaker 2: like it's great, and my parents were there too, and
Speaker 2: they're like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, please don't sit next to Brady's finishing out right.
Speaker 1: We'll have a good evening.
Speaker 5: I'm going walking over this way, honey, tell him to
Speaker 5: sit in another table.
Speaker 2: And I said to one of the girls who was
Speaker 2: a bridesmaid, who just had a bit of bowie just
Speaker 2: to look really fresh, I said, you look like I
Speaker 2: just come straight out of the womb. And you didn't
Speaker 2: like that. That didn't didn't go down really well?
Speaker 5: Yeah, absolutely, it's all right.
Speaker 1: I Carl Sandman's first wedding.
Speaker 5: I was told I'm MC when we were there. We
Speaker 5: were at the we.
Speaker 1: Got to the wedding, we sat down the bridle table.
Speaker 1: Him and I went outside to get some air, and
Speaker 1: then I floated back into the bridal table and I
Speaker 1: was sitting there and this lady comes up with the
Speaker 1: clipboard and she's like, here goes you labby in. I'm like, yep,
Speaker 1: she goes, here's the microphone. We're probably five minutes off
Speaker 1: from starting. I'm like, what are you talking about, cheers,
Speaker 1: you're the MC. And I looked tomorrow and she goes,
Speaker 1: didn't you tell him? And Kyle goes, I just knew
Speaker 1: you'd fucking freak out. If I tell you beforehands, you'd be right.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, And you nailed it, didn't you.
Speaker 1: Well, I went on a date with his ex wife
Speaker 1: before he went what you're dating tomorrow? I went on
Speaker 1: a date with her and then he started hooking up
Speaker 1: with her, and I thought, well, I'll run with that
Speaker 1: at the wedding, So I got up and went time
Speaker 1: to hear from the bridesmaids, although I called it my
Speaker 1: second attempt at the family. However, one's pregnant, one's a lesbian.
Speaker 1: Then I walk off stage and they come up. They
Speaker 1: went the family didn't know?
Speaker 4: Are you joking?
Speaker 3: Oops? Well, come on, give me the give me the
Speaker 3: thank you jeez.
Speaker 4: Well yeah, that's what you get for being so last minute.
Speaker 5: Yeah again, not her fault, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I wonder what any MC services reach out.
Speaker 5: We'll bring Loco's number one DJ.
Speaker 4: Yes, you're getting married this year?
Speaker 6: Not sure?
Speaker 3: Married to the grind definitely not.
Speaker 5: I met the new partner, yes, K.
Speaker 2: When did you meet?
Speaker 5: They came over holiday? Yeah, well, our dropped off a
Speaker 5: Christmas present. They weren't expecting to meet me, but I
Speaker 5: ran out to the car.
Speaker 2: That didn't they Yeah, moving on all accounts from all accounts,
Speaker 2: A very good person. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think everyone have met has met except Brady.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah no in Electric.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's very well played.
Speaker 5: I remember meeting Electric.
Speaker 2: Did I know that that was the person at that time? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm pretty forgotten.
Speaker 3: I think you had the knowledge, but you didn't use
Speaker 3: this to be.
Speaker 6: Fair, Ali, that's very well played from you to keep
Speaker 6: Brodie away.
Speaker 5: It's very smart.
Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 1: I should have seen how I pressed that. Look when
Speaker 1: I came running down the driveway, are you coming in?
Speaker 5: We're doing this.
Speaker 4: We went off on the electric bike fro.
Speaker 5: It was where I have a good day everybody. Turtle, No,