Speaker 1: Good morning Melbourne, Jason Lauren, start your morning the right away.
Speaker 2: Be great. This is Jason Lauren one hundred. Well, good
Speaker 2: morning everybody working.
Speaker 3: For the weekend.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Happy Friday.
Speaker 2: What a weekend.
Speaker 4: You know what it's going to be. It's going to
Speaker 4: be a wonderful weekend. The weather is amazing. It's fan
Speaker 4: Zac Day.
Speaker 5: People are out and about.
Speaker 2: The good weather for the dawn service too, which is great.
Speaker 4: Great weather for the Dawn service, great weather for the
Speaker 4: ANZAC eve match tonight, great weather for the Anzac days everything.
Speaker 5: Lauren, I'm just so thrilled to Melbourne.
Speaker 2: I do have a warning for you.
Speaker 4: What's happened?
Speaker 6: No, Jason and I have just been in a playful
Speaker 6: mood already, prayer drinks. It's it's been We've got.
Speaker 2: A bit weird, didn't we We do, We think a
Speaker 2: little bit. A lot of people want to join me
Speaker 2: at Corford Rsel time.
Speaker 4: People will be packed. Yeah, I was packed to the rafters.
Speaker 2: To be honest. It normally is you've.
Speaker 4: Been inviting people over for a swim for in the weather.
Speaker 1: No, I'm focusing on An and he's been inviting people
Speaker 1: left right and center.
Speaker 4: Laur hate Clint. What do you think the odds are
Speaker 4: chase making it to the corfield ourself?
Speaker 7: And no, that's the one that I'm pretty strong because
Speaker 7: that's my thing. Yeah, he likes to teach the kids
Speaker 7: how to gamble.
Speaker 5: Don't straight to crown after they know.
Speaker 2: They teach you, their.
Speaker 4: Maths would be better than yours. It is Daddy old
Speaker 4: son in your favorite. Here is an important day. In fact,
Speaker 4: today we are catching up with one of our return
Speaker 4: servicemen ahead of an Zac Day and it is a
Speaker 4: very very important down our calendar.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what I was saying to Clint. I
Speaker 2: was just watching the opening of the footy last night
Speaker 2: and just even the ceremony they did last night stadium. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he could have heard a pin drop and it just
Speaker 2: it just reminds me of the a f L do
Speaker 2: this weekend very well.
Speaker 4: Ruthe opened at Marvel Stadium last night.
Speaker 2: Was open for the second time this year.
Speaker 5: I think they're changing the rules.
Speaker 2: I sing last time. We need to talk to the
Speaker 2: roof guy who's got the buzzer, the roof guy, you know,
Speaker 2: the roof guy.
Speaker 5: I'm connected with the roof guy.
Speaker 2: Can you get the roof guy on the shape?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I can get the roof gone.
Speaker 2: Can I have a hern of the button?
Speaker 5: I can't add to that. You have to ask a
Speaker 5: roof guy.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not sure it's as elaborate as you you
Speaker 1: think it is.
Speaker 2: I think it's just like a button. Yeah, you want
Speaker 2: to have I reckon Sometimes just before the games, they're
Speaker 2: like anyone says, BLUs.
Speaker 4: Times you've done that in your house, don't get there
Speaker 4: and you're like, you pull up your car to open it,
Speaker 4: and you because ours is not at the front of
Speaker 4: the house, so you've got to go a different entrance.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, oh great, taking the buzzer out of
Speaker 4: the car. The buzzer leaves in the car.
Speaker 2: The buzzer does not leave the car.
Speaker 5: The buzz leaves it.
Speaker 4: I'm about to That's why.
Speaker 2: Most busses have a clip on them. You are putting
Speaker 2: on the vibe.
Speaker 5: I'm about to chain chain the buzzer to the car.
Speaker 2: Well, the pens are combat exactly like that. Yeah, dishwashers
Speaker 2: and in the car. You and I are finding more
Speaker 2: and more things we agree with you. You had common ground.
Speaker 6: You two go I shan't be going to work out
Speaker 6: five years, but finally found that two things and you
Speaker 6: know what else?
Speaker 4: Clip. It would never be Jsaura who would take the
Speaker 4: buzzer out of the car ever, because we know the rules.
Speaker 4: It would always be Blue or Paul pointing fingers or who.
Speaker 2: Imagined dish No, imagine clip with the buzzer. You'd be
Speaker 2: the sort that taken out of the car. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Have you seen his car?
Speaker 5: Everything's in his car.
Speaker 4: He doesn't take anything out of the car.
Speaker 6: And I've still got my Channel line wardrobe.
Speaker 2: How hang on?
Speaker 4: I drove my car that I drove the big truck this.
Speaker 2: Morning, the defender depend and I.
Speaker 4: Haven't dreamn it in quite some time. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: I stop driving with a liquid goal, driving with diesel driving.
Speaker 4: Be careful anyway, I was like, what is that banging
Speaker 4: around in the back?
Speaker 2: John?
Speaker 4: When I got here, I opened a child. I don't
Speaker 4: have a child. I don't know about it was the
Speaker 4: ninja slushing machine.
Speaker 2: Be careful taking the in the It's in the mood
Speaker 2: of the car.
Speaker 5: It must have been there from summer.
Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, it must have been in the back
Speaker 4: for five months.
Speaker 2: We're taking the show, are you?
Speaker 4: And we're taking the show down to the tan Later
Speaker 4: on the shoespressle.
Speaker 2: After eight o'clock, we're going to be doing a little
Speaker 2: barbecue down there to a long one and all.
Speaker 4: Yes, it might not be that many people.
Speaker 2: Breaking the neg and the slashing machine.
Speaker 1: What about the people that trot around the tann Do
Speaker 1: you think they'll be interested in e and b roll?
Speaker 4: No, because they're trotting around the tag.
Speaker 6: Maybe we should trot around the tag.
Speaker 5: I don't know why I didn't bring my TND.
Speaker 6: We should we should have done.
Speaker 2: You weren't white for a barbecue.
Speaker 3: That that's a bad mistake.
Speaker 4: Why food fight?
Speaker 2: No, no, just this is not you.
Speaker 5: We've got apron style.
Speaker 4: We're not animals.
Speaker 1: Okay, so yeah, there's nothing worse than a bit of
Speaker 1: yoke that goes you know.
Speaker 2: Well, just like the when the sausage burst, I went.
Speaker 4: For cooking the barbecue, I'll be stunning myself in my
Speaker 4: glorious sun. It's actually quite cold out there this morning.
Speaker 2: Great moment. We picked the day for it. Hey, coming
Speaker 2: up your chance? I when five thousand dollars that is
Speaker 2: on the way. And as we said, we'll be barbecue
Speaker 2: this morning after rape. But to kick things off, is
Speaker 2: can ye on nova? Good morning? Welcome to your Friday everyone,
Speaker 2: kan Ye, good modern Melbourne. We welcome to your weekend.
Speaker 5: Good morning Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Waking up with some tragic news this morning. What happened?
Speaker 2: Alcohol distribution company? Yes, and are on fire here?
Speaker 4: Well what an alcohol distribution Yeah, so they've got the
Speaker 4: slabs and they're just dropping them off to dance on
Speaker 4: their way to us.
Speaker 5: Do we know what brands?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 6: We don't at this stage.
Speaker 1: Investigations are continuing, but what I would say is that
Speaker 1: it took firefighters a long time to bring that thing
Speaker 1: ding on under control. So impact supply this weekend.
Speaker 2: And on the same day, I've just seen some christ
Speaker 2: research coming saying twenty two percent of Aussies are saying
Speaker 2: they're not shouting rounds at the pumperty more.
Speaker 4: Too expensive, mate, we've got petrols expensive. There's a shortage
Speaker 4: of that American what stuff that Now you've got an.
Speaker 2: Alcohol shout around of the pub is not cheap. I
Speaker 2: think you buggered that up.
Speaker 1: I think it's one in five people are shouting rounds,
Speaker 1: So it's the opposite like just let's say you've got
Speaker 1: me again. Seventy eight percent of people aren't shouting because they're.
Speaker 2: Terry tart I don't get.
Speaker 4: That body shit.
Speaker 6: No you said.
Speaker 4: No, no, no. He's saying people aren't shouting, and you're
Speaker 4: in heated agreement. You too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we are good stats, great story.
Speaker 4: So people are not buying.
Speaker 6: Rounds, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I think the timing of the round is important. I mean,
Speaker 1: you don't want to be there when you're transitioning from
Speaker 1: beard spirits. That's a that's a that's a tough round.
Speaker 2: All you know, A tough round is when you're later
Speaker 2: in the night and forty other people rocked. I know.
Speaker 6: But the extras they need to buy their own drinks.
Speaker 4: I reckon a shout extends to like four to six
Speaker 4: people after that if you can't carry them.
Speaker 2: You know, if you can't carry them around.
Speaker 6: I'm maybe with a small tray, that's fine, six, but
Speaker 6: you can't be carrying.
Speaker 2: If you've got to remind someone.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's why women are great, because we're just buy
Speaker 4: a bottle. But yeahs or you guys like, oh, you
Speaker 4: wanted to ease, you want to find it, but it's
Speaker 4: four x gold and you wanted new northern beaches. She's
Speaker 4: got annoying where women go.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, sho, we went to lawn dots. We just
Speaker 2: got jugs of Carton were like that you know what
Speaker 2: I tried for the first time the other day. I
Speaker 2: know it's not on Mondays.
Speaker 5: Is it a food or beverage.
Speaker 2: Beverage a beverage seltzer to.
Speaker 5: Be out, a eb A, Carlton cut what?
Speaker 2: But out of the tanks the people know it's totally different.
Speaker 4: I was at Currential hotel and they're like, well, we've
Speaker 4: got this tank and it tastes different.
Speaker 3: No, it is.
Speaker 1: There's no preservative and it's no preservative, and it's like,
Speaker 1: how does it usually come out?
Speaker 2: What does it come in? I don't know.
Speaker 5: You'd never asked in a cake different to a tank.
Speaker 6: This was in their own tank, copper tank.
Speaker 4: No, they get delivered in like a tank and then
Speaker 4: it goes through the copper.
Speaker 2: Tank and the boys play and it's only there for
Speaker 2: like two weeks. Like they even put what day the tank.
Speaker 6: Was glad that there was no preservatives did make you
Speaker 6: feel better.
Speaker 2: But it was quite crisp.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it is crisp, but I'm told it's totally different.
Speaker 5: It's a bit of a wank.
Speaker 2: No it is. I thought it was a wank when
Speaker 2: I used to see the tanks in pubs. I'm like,
Speaker 2: that's a wank but it's not. So do you ask
Speaker 2: the question when you go to a pub.
Speaker 4: Only drink I'm a tank guy. Oh it's yours from
Speaker 4: a keg?
Speaker 5: Guy, shan't be drinking in this watering all.
Speaker 4: I'm a tank guy.
Speaker 6: I mean it's cut and draft.
Speaker 2: No, that's what I thought.
Speaker 4: But until where were you with the tank?
Speaker 2: Dingley Hotel, Dingy Yeah, wow, Ingy Hotels.
Speaker 4: Get down there Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Again without the voice.
Speaker 5: So did you say I want one from the keg?
Speaker 5: One from the tank, and then I'm going.
Speaker 6: To should have done an Instagram video?
Speaker 4: Well you blind tasting, you know what you can get
Speaker 4: stuck Melbourn's bet tanky Friday Day.
Speaker 2: I said to the bartender behind the bar, what's the
Speaker 2: go with the wanky tank?
Speaker 4: And and then he's.
Speaker 2: Like he may try it. So then he poured out
Speaker 2: little bits for me to try and I was like,
Speaker 2: that's totally different.
Speaker 5: And then you said I'm a wank tank.
Speaker 2: Take a guy out.
Speaker 1: Let me take you to Marvel Stadium last night, Jase,
Speaker 1: because could turn out crab was it was not bad?
Speaker 1: The Doggies up against the Swaneyes, now this.
Speaker 5: Was I would have been backing for the Dogs.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: We won the swaneys By by a lot by about
Speaker 1: ten goals plass.
Speaker 6: It was interesting because it.
Speaker 1: Was a reunion of sorts ten years since the Western
Speaker 1: Bulldogs won that breakthrough premiership back in twenty six.
Speaker 4: Oh my god remember that. It was at the mcg
Speaker 4: in a bulldog scarf.
Speaker 1: Love because on Grand Final day you are Lauren's excellent
Speaker 1: because she always comes up with merchandise.
Speaker 6: She always buys scarves, so you know, if.
Speaker 5: You're going and you're a footy scarf to that, yeah.
Speaker 2: You're just a merch girl. When the super you must.
Speaker 6: Have a big merch cover very round.
Speaker 4: But like my stepdad back to the Bulldox, I was like,
Speaker 4: well I'm on the Bulldogs. I do have a bulldog
Speaker 4: scaff I've got a Brisbane scarf because pauls from Brisbane. Obviously,
Speaker 4: I've got Richmond that's my team. I've got Melbourne because
Speaker 4: that's my second team.
Speaker 2: Have you got a dress up box?
Speaker 4: Oh that's seven stories hot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've got a strong dress up I think they're
Speaker 1: contrasting dress up boxes though, aren't they do? Your yours
Speaker 1: are like costumes? Yeah, hers, the more I think yours
Speaker 1: would be more merch.
Speaker 4: No, oh no, I've got them and the dresser. When
Speaker 4: I lived in Barron Bay, people loved like every party
Speaker 4: was like it's a green party. Oh, this one's a
Speaker 4: rainbow party. Oh, this one's a katies party. Oh this
Speaker 4: one's a.
Speaker 2: Remember being around at Lawrence me dressed as a telltopic.
Speaker 5: He had there's a Tellytubby in my backyard Monday.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you just never know, never know what.
Speaker 2: And I checked my phone the next morning, I'm like,
Speaker 2: why am I?
Speaker 5: If anyone's got a themed party, I'm your girl.
Speaker 2: Yeah, call me.
Speaker 5: I've got something for everyone.
Speaker 6: All right, So this is a Western Bulldogs theme party.
Speaker 6: Last night I've got staff celebrating their twenty sixteen premiership.
Speaker 1: Some great sort of flashbacks there, one of them. I
Speaker 1: love seeing Tom Boyd. Now we've spoken to Tom Boyd
Speaker 1: on this show about his mental health challenges and all
Speaker 1: the like.
Speaker 2: He was there, he was, he was there with all
Speaker 2: his mates.
Speaker 6: It was great to see.
Speaker 1: But then it sort of turned a ship for the
Speaker 1: Dogs because they're just so injured. They're so wounded, right,
Speaker 1: you know, poor Sam Darcy, who's the next big thing
Speaker 1: in the afl Luke Darcy's son. He's acl Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: probably he's potentially the best player in the competition.
Speaker 6: And also there was this frightening moment. Aaron Norton is
Speaker 6: a forward who plays for the Doggies. He went up
Speaker 6: for a grab and this happened.
Speaker 8: And he has knocked himself out. His eyes rolled, he
Speaker 8: hit the deck, but he's head righting. Rest quick to
Speaker 8: arrive and that is a horrific landing.
Speaker 2: Makes you feel sickened.
Speaker 1: He landed on his neck, so he's sort of up,
Speaker 1: and then his legs caught the back of his opponent,
Speaker 1: so he's twisted, so he almost did sort of like
Speaker 1: in the end he's okay, So Bevo thankfully assured us
Speaker 1: that you know, he's okay and bizarrely didn't show any
Speaker 1: concussion type symptoms, which was which was weird, and that
Speaker 1: the Swans did.
Speaker 2: As they pleased.
Speaker 6: They won by They won by ten goals.
Speaker 1: Tonight MC game the stand away.
Speaker 2: I don't know what it is, but Tigers might lift.
Speaker 6: To know, I think that it's not expected.
Speaker 1: I think that lift well over the line. I don't know,
Speaker 1: but shall we have a bed.
Speaker 4: No, because I'm feeling sure I'm happy.
Speaker 2: I'm happy to give you a.
Speaker 5: Ten goal lead.
Speaker 6: I'll give you five.
Speaker 4: What's so?
Speaker 2: What dinner okay? With on the other dinner with face
Speaker 2: plane of the other team.
Speaker 5: Because it's not a Jason Hawks.
Speaker 4: But this is adult to add.
Speaker 6: What's your what's your what's your favorite?
Speaker 2: The man?
Speaker 5: I mean we should we go go somewhere expinning, because.
Speaker 4: No, I won't.
Speaker 2: We can do now, what's the what's the fancy buffet? Crown,
Speaker 2: the conservatory? We'd like to lock in the would we
Speaker 2: rack the ribs?
Speaker 6: Left? And so? Five goals?
Speaker 2: You know, five goals?
Speaker 4: What happens if Richmond win but Richmond lose by four goals,
Speaker 4: I still win. That's the great game.
Speaker 2: Enjoy the ribs down, just go on twenty coming to Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm part of the bet.
Speaker 4: So you win either way you want. You're a Richmond,
Speaker 4: you have to split the bills.
Speaker 2: Now I'm on team Ribs. I'm going to check your
Speaker 2: run away the last thing you come on the rib
Speaker 2: it's a bit of a flashback.
Speaker 1: In today's paper, Susy O'Brien Calmness at the Herald Sun
Speaker 1: reflects on what school was like for us in the
Speaker 1: nineteen eighties, and nineteen ninety.
Speaker 4: I was not at school in the nineteen eighties.
Speaker 2: And I said that in the nineteen nineties. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: didn't just scrape.
Speaker 4: I'm born in eighty.
Speaker 6: Seven, Jason is there in the seventies.
Speaker 2: I was not smart.
Speaker 4: What you did you start school six?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 7: No, No, would have been eighty eight. I was eighty eight too,
Speaker 7: I think, yeah, play to puts to share the world.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was nineteen ninety two.
Speaker 1: So, and it's funny because I remember these sort of
Speaker 1: like your teachers would duck out for a durry.
Speaker 5: I don't remember that.
Speaker 6: Yes, in the.
Speaker 2: Car, mister Kesler used to go and grab a durry.
Speaker 2: He would be on lunchtime patrol. Right. We would see
Speaker 2: him leaving his van before lunchtime, and then he would
Speaker 2: come back. Yeah, he had a van and he'd come
Speaker 2: back and then he'd be on like playground Judy and
Speaker 2: he would re reek of a pack of darts and
Speaker 2: he would sit there eating a cave c dinner box well,
Speaker 2: watching all the kids playing.
Speaker 5: We're like, oh, man, that's like did he live in
Speaker 5: the van? It was like a combya.
Speaker 2: In hindsight, Kesler lived in the.
Speaker 4: Van, smoked and lived in the van.
Speaker 2: Like, come on, what a tease. We're sitting here on
Speaker 2: the jungle gym and you're eating a two piece of
Speaker 2: feed from CAFC. That smell was just waffed, you know what.
Speaker 1: Teachers also the way they discipline kids and look it's
Speaker 1: I'm not talking, you know.
Speaker 6: In your strap the cane on the strap. But they
Speaker 6: would sort of shout at you, you.
Speaker 5: Know, yeah, you know, and they not shout anymore.
Speaker 6: No, no, no, no, no no. That they had there's
Speaker 6: full interview processes.
Speaker 2: It's ridiculous. If you like, I've picked up one of
Speaker 2: my boys from daycare before and apparently you bit another
Speaker 2: child And I said, I hope you ripped into him.
Speaker 2: They're like, no, we can't. They said, we took him
Speaker 2: over to a different play area and said, why don't
Speaker 2: you play with these toys now.
Speaker 4: Oh, he's a reward for biting. I'm like, no, no,
Speaker 4: sit in the naughty corner. Did they still get detention?
Speaker 4: I have to sit in a classroom on their own
Speaker 4: a lunchtime?
Speaker 2: I think so.
Speaker 5: I hope so, because that was what about Saturday?
Speaker 2: What about.
Speaker 6: On Saturday?
Speaker 4: But if you got yeah, yeah, yeah, week you got
Speaker 4: a weekday lunch time attention, and then the upgrade from
Speaker 4: that was a Saturday.
Speaker 6: I thought it was the staffter school detention.
Speaker 5: There was lunchtime after school and then a Saturday.
Speaker 2: Wow did you copy Saturday? What did you do? Do
Speaker 2: you remember? Did you burnt down one of the wings
Speaker 2: of school?
Speaker 4: I was, I was a pretty good kid, but I no.
Speaker 4: Maybe it was my brother that Moore had Saturday.
Speaker 1: It was shocking or okay, well, how this speaking of
Speaker 1: rogue teachers. So the high school I went to and
Speaker 1: I was in I think it was in year ten,
Speaker 1: and me and a few of the boys were duck
Speaker 1: over the Century City Lauren in Kingsway. Remember they had
Speaker 1: the they had the Village Cinemas there, and they also
Speaker 1: had they also had the tabaret.
Speaker 5: They had the airstream cafe.
Speaker 6: You know, it was a great complex.
Speaker 1: We duck out and poke Pokey's and they had the tab.
Speaker 4: Right Centry City Village Cinema. I thought was the fanciest
Speaker 4: thing on God's.
Speaker 1: Amazing, amazing. So we changed clothes from our school uniforms
Speaker 1: into our casual clothes because it was a big race day,
Speaker 1: midweek race day. So when we went across and we
Speaker 1: got into the tabret, because they didn't ever check out either.
Speaker 1: Heaven forbid. Tab tabaret, it's like a club.
Speaker 6: They it's called a club.
Speaker 5: Had a A B, A T A B cross with
Speaker 5: cabaret girls.
Speaker 1: Dancing just basically it was poky. It was pokey anyway.
Speaker 1: So we went to the tab and we were punting
Speaker 1: in our in our playing clothes, and then one of
Speaker 1: the teachers comes in and it wasn't marching us out.
Speaker 6: He said, who you on? Boy's got any tips? Anyway,
Speaker 6: that teacher went on to become a very high ranking
Speaker 6: official at.
Speaker 4: The schools, a principal.
Speaker 6: He scaled the heights very quickly. Anyway, we had a great.
Speaker 4: D teachers were a while back. We looked we had
Speaker 4: one teacher, mister Mason, who's English teacher, who was part
Speaker 4: time English teacher, part time.
Speaker 2: DJ oh, that's cool. We're pretty much we're pretty sure
Speaker 2: our pe teacher was a dancer on the weekends. What
Speaker 2: do you mean like he.
Speaker 4: Good?
Speaker 2: This is just in your strong none of your schoolboy dreams. Note.
Speaker 2: We were pretty sure. We'd heard from we heard from
Speaker 2: someone's uncle that he recognized that's her.
Speaker 5: Well, they're not paying the teachers enough, obviously.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number? Do you know
Speaker 2: my high school pe teacher?
Speaker 4: Where are they now?
Speaker 1: She?
Speaker 4: Where are they? Where is mister Mason? Where's the old mister?
Speaker 4: No tabaret?
Speaker 6: She's one of those low rent ones.
Speaker 5: What was their name?
Speaker 2: No coins? Now?
Speaker 5: What was their Yeah?
Speaker 6: That's she was in Queensland.
Speaker 2: Missus Palmer.
Speaker 4: Oh no, it wasn't it.
Speaker 2: Was it was missus Palmas.
Speaker 5: Oh no it was it.
Speaker 4: It was that is made?
Speaker 2: Where to God? It was missus Palmer Thurney. Twenty four
Speaker 2: ten is our number?
Speaker 5: Missus Palmer?
Speaker 4: Where a joke about that?
Speaker 2: We're talking teachers back in the day? How wild did
Speaker 2: they get? Are you right?
Speaker 4: That's the joke? You saw?
Speaker 2: What was that hand?
Speaker 5: Just Missus Palmer?
Speaker 4: Get them all out there doing it.
Speaker 2: I think everyone's impressed with the teachings. Thirteen is our
Speaker 2: I'm not.
Speaker 4: Missus Okay, you all just called the Dan City teacher.
Speaker 2: We are looking for your wild teacher stories. Yeah, how
Speaker 2: while we your teacher back in the day? Hang on
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Speaker 1: Yep, are you a teacher? And are you still a
Speaker 1: little bit wild? Is there something that you want.
Speaker 4: To get first.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty fourteen, I want to win a staycation of
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Speaker 2: Reptor five to seven Here on Nova you are on
Speaker 2: the air with Jason Lawren. Clint's here as well. Big
Speaker 2: Night at the g Tonight Tigers take on the D's
Speaker 2: more on the footy coming up very soon.
Speaker 1: Right now, though, we are talking wild teachers memories of
Speaker 1: the eighties and nineties or maybe today yep, on thirteen
Speaker 1: twenty four to ten to join us, like Claire has
Speaker 1: from Alternate Good Claire, good morning.
Speaker 5: Who is your wild teacher?
Speaker 9: My wild teacher was mister Strata. He lost his temper
Speaker 9: with some boys at the back of the class when
Speaker 9: I was in high school, and he threw a cricket
Speaker 9: ball towards them and smashed the window behind them.
Speaker 5: You couldn't get away with that now, mister Strata.
Speaker 4: But now then, as long as it didn't hit kids,
Speaker 4: to just sit the windows.
Speaker 2: You know, as got a breaking.
Speaker 4: Point, did mister Strata retain his job?
Speaker 9: We didn't see him for a little while. I don't
Speaker 9: know really what happened after Maybe he went to anger
Speaker 9: management classes and I'm on his side.
Speaker 2: Breakdown would have been doing.
Speaker 6: But also kids were wild. The I don't remember in French.
Speaker 1: If we're halfway through a French class, we used to
Speaker 1: climb out windows which actually opened.
Speaker 6: The and we need to climb out. God say things had.
Speaker 2: Nobody were school captain.
Speaker 6: I eventually graduated school.
Speaker 4: Tap we had for our crap at the German teacher
Speaker 4: for our crapt and she used to climb out the
Speaker 4: windows in her classes. She had no idea. She always
Speaker 4: wore happy pants, bright colored, kind of hippy, happy pot on.
Speaker 4: She hated all of us. I don't think there's one.
Speaker 3: Our teacher was very creative.
Speaker 2: You could climb out the window. She wouldn't even know
Speaker 2: you were there.
Speaker 6: She was in the card bark smoke.
Speaker 5: Oh, she was in the van with your other teacher,
Speaker 5: mister Kessler smoke.
Speaker 3: That's true.
Speaker 5: Rachel from lily Dale, good morning, you had a wild teacher.
Speaker 10: Good morning guys. Yeah, we had Damian Powell from the fantism.
Speaker 11: Stop Hold the drug, Hold the drug of Old The
Speaker 11: drug did kill of the Phoenix.
Speaker 2: What a banger that was your teacher?
Speaker 10: Yeah, he was an English teacher at our.
Speaker 5: School, and how was his teacher?
Speaker 10: Well, they all wear masks, so no one knew who
Speaker 10: the band members were back then.
Speaker 5: So how did you work it out?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 12: Everyone knew.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 10: He was also heavily involved in the drama and music
Speaker 10: program as well.
Speaker 5: Play that again, please shout shut.
Speaker 2: On the drug, On the drug, On the drug, The
Speaker 2: Kill of the Phoenix.
Speaker 5: Did you sing that to him in your English classes?
Speaker 10: I think that one came out after I had left. Yeah,
Speaker 10: it was definitely a well kept secret that everybody knew.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Melbourne well known.
Speaker 10: Now, yeah, he's very well known.
Speaker 2: So I didn't get him to perform at the school fate, No,
Speaker 2: that would have been a good one. Absolutely. Tombola stores
Speaker 2: getting to work out. We're going to do the raffles soon.
Speaker 2: But please welcome mister Smith cut on the drug, On
Speaker 2: the Drug, On the drug, the Kill, re of the Phoenix. Well,
Speaker 2: good morning, Melbourne and welcome to your Friday, A huge
Speaker 2: weekend ahead, a very special night tonight at the mcg
Speaker 2: Tigers taking on the.
Speaker 4: D's and Zach Eve. It's my favorite game of the
Speaker 4: year v Lauren.
Speaker 1: It's more than just footy though, because the commemoration is
Speaker 1: something to behold. It's it's it's spine tingling, it's it's
Speaker 1: an emotional night.
Speaker 2: Later on this hour we're going to be drawn by
Speaker 2: Captain Jeremy Smith. This man has the honor of lighting
Speaker 2: the eternal flame tonight the g all eyes will be
Speaker 2: on him.
Speaker 4: It's such a special moment when when that flame goes
Speaker 4: around the MCG you can hear a pin drop in there.
Speaker 4: It's it's just beautiful.
Speaker 2: They didn't marvel last night. It looked incredible.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean that's all.
Speaker 5: Do anzac day very well.
Speaker 2: Speaking which any opening saturdafternoon, join me Corfield oursel.
Speaker 5: I sha'n't be coming.
Speaker 2: No, what do you?
Speaker 6: What do you?
Speaker 2: What are you going on again?
Speaker 4: I've got I've got an day plans, just not with you.
Speaker 2: It sounds like you make him up.
Speaker 4: No, I've actually got the in laws in town, sister
Speaker 4: in law coming down from Bruzzy.
Speaker 2: What are you doing?
Speaker 5: I we'll be going to the shrine in the morning
Speaker 5: for the dawn, sir.
Speaker 2: Yes, whether it'll be great for that and.
Speaker 4: Having a little maparochi in the afternoons. I've been up early,
Speaker 4: fantastic late night to early morning tomorrow.
Speaker 6: I'm I'm making Anzac biscuits with my nothing, with my
Speaker 6: family and friends.
Speaker 2: I'm going to come and pick you up.
Speaker 5: Which friends I didn't get Inodah?
Speaker 2: What friends? Well, you can come if you like.
Speaker 4: I'm busy.
Speaker 5: I've got the in laws actually.
Speaker 6: Because I'm following my NaN's recipe.
Speaker 4: I'll pick you up a mid dwn and may she
Speaker 4: rest in peace. We're making NaN's and Zac biscuits.
Speaker 2: I'll be at your place at twelve. I'll beat the horn.
Speaker 6: I'm just going to find the recipe, get the ingredients,
Speaker 6: all right. Anyway, how are you going with your campaign
Speaker 6: to get people to the great.
Speaker 4: Not many people do not have anyone to go with.
Speaker 4: Why do you keep asking us?
Speaker 6: I have listened to this. This went down on our
Speaker 6: five thirty shirt. Good morning, bo.
Speaker 2: What do you do on Saturday? Corfield Rosel? If you
Speaker 2: came out very good? He doesn't want to come Victoria
Speaker 2: on Saturday afternoon? Cornfield Rosel?
Speaker 4: What do you have to I'm not going to.
Speaker 6: Shanity killed. You've got a big weekend. What's on birthday?
Speaker 2: Can you pitch the corefield? Ourself and the girls and
Speaker 2: big keeper? So okay, kids now we're playing to it.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 4: You're slides now. This is nothing against the corefield, RSL.
Speaker 4: It's a wonderful day there. It's just no one wants
Speaker 4: to go with Jacks, So do you not have anyone
Speaker 4: to go with?
Speaker 5: I'm just are you going?
Speaker 6: What about Pokemons?
Speaker 2: Pokemon?
Speaker 4: So he works for the Tigers.
Speaker 2: Exhausted, who are you going with? The family will come
Speaker 2: down and then Lou's going to head off with Archie
Speaker 2: when the game starts, So I'll stay with the boys.
Speaker 2: I'm just it was like anti dam.
Speaker 4: It's getting embarrassing. Okay, you're starting it's starting to sound desperate.
Speaker 6: I know.
Speaker 2: I can get much more desperate than these.
Speaker 6: You know, chie have an experience as well.
Speaker 2: I know the four year old teach him young, No,
Speaker 2: I know, but he wake give the coins back after
Speaker 2: tour he gets a bit violent, somber home wrecker. Good morning, Melbourne,
Speaker 2: this is number one hundred. We're on their thanks her mates.
Speaker 2: It shall already express and remember after eight this morning
Speaker 2: because the weather is going to be incredible today tops
Speaker 2: to twenty four. We're going for blue sky Sunshine twenty
Speaker 2: six tomorrow at eight o'clock we're leaving the studio. We're
Speaker 2: going to go down to the Tan and we're going
Speaker 2: to do something that requires a lot of courage.
Speaker 5: Well down on the Yarrow, on the banks of the river.
Speaker 2: We're going to eat off the public barbecue.
Speaker 5: Well, we're going to We've got people down there cleaning
Speaker 5: it all clean.
Speaker 2: We've been scrubbing all morning. I text barbecue showering the cleaner.
Speaker 2: She sent me some tips.
Speaker 5: You told me she wasn't a cleaner, he said, she
Speaker 5: was the repair woman.
Speaker 2: Yeah, barbecue are tips. You're on vinegar?
Speaker 5: Really vinegar?
Speaker 4: Is that its.
Speaker 2: Vinegar and steam? Yeah, you can get those little steps like, oh.
Speaker 5: We have one of those down there cleaning.
Speaker 1: It's funny because people say that, sorry, people say. Instagram
Speaker 1: tells me that a big chunk of ice is often
Speaker 1: the best way to clean such an appliance.
Speaker 2: I said, just name. My dad said, just pour half
Speaker 2: a beer on it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I reckon. My dad said something like that.
Speaker 2: Okay, so we're down there soon after eight o'clock. If
Speaker 2: you walk to the ten this morning, swing past a
Speaker 2: little barbecue, grab a bacon egg. Little question question, do
Speaker 2: we flip the eggs or are they all?
Speaker 4: I like them flipped?
Speaker 6: Yeah, just a little bit of over easy, a little
Speaker 6: bit of ver easy.
Speaker 2: I like it over easy easy?
Speaker 4: Do we say?
Speaker 5: We don't say I'm easy here, do we?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I love a fried egg, Oh my god, yeah.
Speaker 2: Don't give me a bustard one. I want a yolk,
Speaker 2: like when they just say bust the yolk. Yeah, bloody.
Speaker 4: You like a running yoak? I like to cook through?
Speaker 2: Oh really yeah?
Speaker 4: I don't like it running fully cooked through.
Speaker 6: I don't care how it comes, it's going to be.
Speaker 6: And a bit of barbe you sauce.
Speaker 4: Let's do it Melbourne?
Speaker 5: Okay, when are we going?
Speaker 2: It's like a more tangy bar.
Speaker 4: If you're listening to this, we're not just like teasing you.
Speaker 4: We are actually going down to the error because we're
Speaker 4: just going to enjoy. Like, look at that glorious.
Speaker 1: Melbourne summer, Lauren, and we're here for us. We're celebrating Melbourne,
Speaker 1: the never ending summer.
Speaker 2: The budget smoke was packed, Okay, summer.
Speaker 5: Clinton's pretty.
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 4: You like that, Bunda, you.
Speaker 2: Really like that.
Speaker 5: We're going down to cousin speech over there summer.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 4: I want to talk about dating. It has been a
Speaker 4: while since I've been on a date. Not going to lie,
Speaker 4: although did you do the apps?
Speaker 11: That?
Speaker 4: Never?
Speaker 5: I really feel like I missed.
Speaker 2: Out though my chat.
Speaker 4: I think I would have got work.
Speaker 5: I reckon I would have had good chat on the apps?
Speaker 2: Is you I reckon? Some people good chat and terrible
Speaker 2: in person, but vice versa.
Speaker 5: Oh some people go behind a screen. Yeah, No, I
Speaker 5: never on the apps.
Speaker 4: I did have a single period during the app era,
Speaker 4: but I was never honest.
Speaker 6: Not on Raya.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 6: I joined Raya once for a few days. What was
Speaker 6: Venus Williams on ray during the austral and open?
Speaker 2: What will be your opening line? Right? So if your match?
Speaker 6: Well, I think here's the thing.
Speaker 1: I don't know because I've been on what but apparently
Speaker 1: apparently not on any of them? Now, what are the
Speaker 1: apps you're able to leave? Is it videos or audio?
Speaker 2: Audio?
Speaker 6: Like that's a lot of work.
Speaker 2: You can leave the open to the news.
Speaker 5: Oh, run away with a Rayer update.
Speaker 6: Here shocking news single.
Speaker 4: Well, I want to know what you think about this.
Speaker 4: So a woman has gone thirty three year old woman
Speaker 4: has gone on a date, met someone on an app,
Speaker 4: They went on a date, they decided to go do
Speaker 4: a breakfast.
Speaker 5: That's quite common.
Speaker 4: You know what else?
Speaker 2: Like the cop.
Speaker 6: It's cute branch or a walk like.
Speaker 5: A coffee a walk. Yeah, it's kind of cute too.
Speaker 2: Not the movies, never do it.
Speaker 4: I don't think i'd like a breakfast. I know this
Speaker 4: is probably you're not supposed to say this. I think
Speaker 4: i'd need a drink on a blind day first. I
Speaker 4: need to go a wine bar or something. It might
Speaker 4: be frowned upon. If they said let's meet at seven
Speaker 4: o'clock on Saturday morning and I was like, oh, shut yea,
Speaker 4: So I'm not sure. Breakfast date, bread, flag, flag.
Speaker 6: I think this girl's a keeper.
Speaker 4: I'd go on mimosa. I'd go breakfast or a Bloody
Speaker 4: Mary breakfast cocktail. Anyway, they went for breakfast. He followed
Speaker 4: up after the breakfast saying would you like to meet
Speaker 4: again sometime? And I think she's been very polite and
Speaker 4: said I think you're a great guy. Unfortunately I didn't
Speaker 4: feel the connection though, and then he replied, that's all right,
Speaker 4: please transfer me the.
Speaker 5: Thirty eight dollars for that breakfast.
Speaker 4: No, we're not doing that's a thirty eight dollars.
Speaker 2: A lot of sides, A lot of sides.
Speaker 4: Nah, A green juice and a piece of toast to
Speaker 4: cost you thirty eight bucks.
Speaker 5: He says, that's not on.
Speaker 1: It's the Blakes, but first date Blakes should pick up
Speaker 1: the tabric holders of who it is or what sort
Speaker 1: of success.
Speaker 4: Do you know a lot of girl friends who I
Speaker 4: like that, I like, I like being.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a lot of it.
Speaker 4: But I know a lot of people on first states
Speaker 4: do like like females like splitting the bill as well,
Speaker 4: and it's just less kind of commitment, less awkward fifty
Speaker 4: to fifty. But once the deal is done and you've
Speaker 4: left the venue.
Speaker 2: That bill is, you can't be backtracking.
Speaker 5: You can't then ask for about when.
Speaker 2: The bill comes up, I would like them to offer
Speaker 2: to split it.
Speaker 4: Let's go half.
Speaker 2: Absolutely not. But if she just pushes the bill over
Speaker 2: my way, I'm like, I'm not a parking meter. Yeah,
Speaker 2: what my parking meter?
Speaker 5: I'm not just I'm not a parking meter?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: What does that mean?
Speaker 2: Like, like, I'm just not it's a bad example.
Speaker 4: Did you just make that up? I've never in all
Speaker 4: of my days someone's say I'm not a parking Do
Speaker 4: you mean I'm not an ATM?
Speaker 2: I'd I'm not an ATM. Yeah, I'm not an ATM.
Speaker 4: Lawrence, I'm not a parking mad. I'd be like, you
Speaker 4: know what, I'm not on this date anymore. So yeah, shout.
Speaker 6: And then you get on the phone.
Speaker 4: Do you go, it's just classic nicking on a date.
Speaker 4: I'm not a parking meter.
Speaker 1: You'd be like, I went out on a date with
Speaker 1: his ranger guy and he said a parking meter. I mean, seriously,
Speaker 1: I couldn't run fast.
Speaker 4: But that's not a saying at all. Has anyone ever heard.
Speaker 2: That stuff on the show? And you would listen to me?
Speaker 2: And then the one time I really put my foot
Speaker 2: in it, you stop down and go back.
Speaker 4: Did you just say, I'm not a parking meter anyway?
Speaker 4: He's not an ATM. I mean the bill, you're not
Speaker 4: my sponsor child. We're on a date. Is that what
Speaker 4: you mean?
Speaker 6: That's it the bill situation. What's even better is if
Speaker 6: you can get it before the bill arrives.
Speaker 1: At the table you're going to toilet, you know, and
Speaker 1: then on the way to the bill, and then the
Speaker 1: bill comes and then you know, I've got already.
Speaker 5: Chicks love that. It's not showy, You're not being a
Speaker 5: show off.
Speaker 2: A little bit of humor at the end of the day.
Speaker 2: Just get I'm jo don't have a.
Speaker 6: Paid quick nois that's like the parking minute.
Speaker 4: No one likes that.
Speaker 5: Chicks don't like that.
Speaker 4: Run don't run lucky, You're not a park.
Speaker 6: Okay, So the question, the question was asked, is at
Speaker 6: what point, at what point on the date did you
Speaker 6: know it was over?
Speaker 2: I did say it was that point.
Speaker 4: What's the worst gag someone's to show up?
Speaker 2: Thirteen is our number? In return, not a parking I've
Speaker 2: got a lunch on the Sorrento. Sorrento is a new
Speaker 2: overs the bill.
Speaker 5: We are good spot for a date.
Speaker 2: Serrento's brand you Overwater Restaurant on Port Phillip Bay thirteen,
Speaker 2: twenty four ten. What was the exact moment you're on
Speaker 2: a date and that exact moment you went.
Speaker 6: Oh, yeah, no is this is not for me?
Speaker 2: Cold Play? Oh and the chain Smokers.
Speaker 6: My god, I can't forget the chain Smokers.
Speaker 2: So hot, so hot?
Speaker 5: I mean he was handsome, he's handsome. I have no
Speaker 5: idea what his name is.
Speaker 2: Never stand next to Lauren Phillips at a chain Smoker's concert,
Speaker 2: that's what.
Speaker 4: Well, maybe it was because I was standing next to
Speaker 4: you that I found him so handsome.
Speaker 5: Have you thought about that?
Speaker 2: Right across Melbourne, this is Nova. You're on the air
Speaker 2: with Jason Lauren clent here two and after eight we're
Speaker 2: going to be live from the bank, so they are.
Speaker 2: That's right, getting an early spot for the bird Man rally.
Speaker 2: We're going to be cooking up free brecky along.
Speaker 5: The That's a good one. I hate the bird Man.
Speaker 1: Okay, the murmur Masters, Oh the water that I love
Speaker 1: the water. Now, before you ask, they don't do the
Speaker 1: human pyramid on water skis. I used to, but they
Speaker 1: do the jumps.
Speaker 4: They used to do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I'm not a bad on a kneeboard, okay,
Speaker 2: like a wakeboard. No kneboard.
Speaker 5: That's like for people who can't water. Just hold on,
Speaker 5: like that's.
Speaker 6: The entry level.
Speaker 2: It's a gateway to waters.
Speaker 4: Gate, but you never you never made it through game,
Speaker 4: pass through the gates, got your l's and never got
Speaker 4: your pea star.
Speaker 2: Have you need board?
Speaker 4: I have? Do you know Once upon a time I
Speaker 4: went to like an it was like a wakeboard park
Speaker 4: and you like, hold on and it goes around into
Speaker 4: the Morning's not on a boat.
Speaker 2: I think I've seen that. Yeah, the one on the
Speaker 2: way to morning t and they got the course as well.
Speaker 4: Oh no, I reckon. I was like nine when I
Speaker 4: was there. I don't think there was the obstacle course.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they've got the high ropes.
Speaker 4: It was sort of a bit. It's probably it's probably
Speaker 4: got better since I was there in the nineties.
Speaker 2: Hey, fourteen number, we are talking what was the exact moment?
Speaker 2: You're on a day and you knew the.
Speaker 6: Day was done, So this is like a penny drop moment,
Speaker 6: is it?
Speaker 4: My friend was on a date and the guy and
Speaker 4: at our age just happens said, oh, I've got a
Speaker 4: little boy, and she was like, that's cool, that's fine.
Speaker 4: And about fifteen minutes later he revealed the little boy
Speaker 4: was his pet cat, and she was, see your mate,
Speaker 4: what Nicholls?
Speaker 6: He calls no, no, no.
Speaker 4: No, because she was asking what he's into hanging out
Speaker 4: with my little boy.
Speaker 6: You can't be doing that, and.
Speaker 4: She was like, I am out of here, Mandy and
Speaker 4: his little boy.
Speaker 2: Yes, no, man, Eliza, when did you know Mandy? The
Speaker 2: what was the exact moment went there? This day we
Speaker 2: had in the future, so.
Speaker 14: I was set up on this date and so already
Speaker 14: a little bit nervous, so I suppose it was. There
Speaker 14: was a few moments when he ordered a hot chocolate and.
Speaker 4: That would to me what time of day?
Speaker 6: And was there a marshallow?
Speaker 4: Did he call it a hot chopping listen?
Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, probably there was. There was a few things.
Speaker 14: So not only did he order a hot chocolate, then
Speaker 14: I had to pay for him yep.
Speaker 4: And okay, so it was a.
Speaker 14: Really really hot day. It was a scorching forty degree day.
Speaker 4: It's still got to not even a nicety.
Speaker 14: So we sat outside and he kindly decided to sit
Speaker 14: in the shade whilst I sat in the scorching sun
Speaker 14: and then melting.
Speaker 5: Well, he needed to be in the shade because he
Speaker 5: was drinking a hot.
Speaker 14: Chok oh, I think so.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was awful hot chocolate.
Speaker 4: And then what happened is a hard Oh.
Speaker 14: I couldn't last long. I was absolutely melty, wounded up
Speaker 14: very quickly and I.
Speaker 9: Was out of there.
Speaker 4: Yea, yeah, one hot Chocolate's enough for me?
Speaker 2: By you a hot chocolate girl, Good morning. Did he
Speaker 2: did he nail the park?
Speaker 5: What happened and the handbrakes on?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 5: What was the final nail in the coffin of.
Speaker 9: The date Okay.
Speaker 15: It was back in secondary school, so we're young, and
Speaker 15: was gone into the city and he took me into
Speaker 15: Allan's music store you remember those, yep, and played me
Speaker 15: a composition on the.
Speaker 2: Piano, like Beethoven or something, you know, his own, and yeah,
Speaker 2: that was it.
Speaker 4: It was like, no, it was his own.
Speaker 5: It didn't go with like a famous song.
Speaker 4: He created something.
Speaker 15: For I went that after many years.
Speaker 4: Were so embarrassed as like a public display in the shop.
Speaker 2: You mind that keyboard? Certain, No, I'm just playing her
Speaker 2: this song.
Speaker 4: I'm just on a first date and I thought i'd
Speaker 4: serenade he here in the Allen's on Colin Street.
Speaker 2: No, I think of rather hot chocolate forty degree.
Speaker 6: Hey Mandy, Hey, guys, when did you know it was over?
Speaker 12: Well, the guy took me to a restaurant in Morington
Speaker 12: and his ex girlfriend was our waitress.
Speaker 4: No, did he know she worked there?
Speaker 2: Of course he did.
Speaker 12: Oh, he definitely knew. He one hundred percent knew. And
Speaker 12: the funny thing was we'd already ordered, you know, drinks
Speaker 12: and stuff, so I had to kind of sit there
Speaker 12: and finish my drink and then after that I made
Speaker 12: the you know, the quick exit paid for the drink. Left,
Speaker 12: and then I found out a couple of weeks later
Speaker 12: they'd actually got back together.
Speaker 4: Yeah, heat that you're revenge a revenge date.
Speaker 5: You were a pool in that game?
Speaker 4: Man? Did he shout the drinks?
Speaker 12: At least I just paid my own drink. I did
Speaker 12: like what Clip was saying before. And you know, you
Speaker 12: speak off and you go pay.
Speaker 2: For my drink and.
Speaker 4: You yeah, no, that's not fair. He's taken advantage of
Speaker 4: you there, and then you had to pay for.
Speaker 2: Your own drink.
Speaker 6: Mandy, what was she like?
Speaker 12: Oh, she wasn't as good as me.
Speaker 2: Of course, now you know the moment I knew I
Speaker 2: was on on ill.
Speaker 4: I hated the way you said that. I don't the
Speaker 4: way he raised his eyebrows.
Speaker 2: I was on.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what happened?
Speaker 6: I'm not a parking meter.
Speaker 2: You look at You'll say, I'm looking into it too much.
Speaker 2: I'd go into the bathroom. We're sitting. We're sitting opposite
Speaker 2: each other at the dining room, Cable, were you at
Speaker 2: home at the table at the restaurant it was like
Speaker 2: Kingsley Steakhouse or something in Brisbane right overlooking at the
Speaker 2: Brown Brisbane River, sitting you're just gonna go on.
Speaker 5: How did you know you were on?
Speaker 2: We were sitting opposite each other and then I'd gone
Speaker 2: to the bathroom and when i'd come back, she's gone.
Speaker 5: She disappeared. I thought she's doing a magic trick to imp.
Speaker 2: Well. Good morning, Melbourne, welcome to your Friday. Very special
Speaker 2: night MCG tonight sell.
Speaker 1: Out, No, no, it won't sellout, but there'll be sort
Speaker 1: of sixty or seventy thousand there, I'd say.
Speaker 2: Very special. Honor Our guest coming up has he is
Speaker 2: lighting the eternal flame tonight We're going to be chatting
Speaker 2: with Captain Jeremy Smith the anti Kiev match.
Speaker 5: It just it's it's a special.
Speaker 6: Night at the G something extraordinary.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And tomorrow is Anzac Day of course, sparkling weather for it.
Speaker 4: Get out and support our an sacks and have great
Speaker 4: time if you go onto the footy.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, Like I said, we'll catch up with Captain Jeremy
Speaker 2: Smith very soon or got five k question on the way.
Speaker 4: Coming up next. I told you my sister in law
Speaker 4: had a situation. She's in a cast, which means I've
Speaker 4: had to step up and I am on Auntie Judy
Speaker 4: for the next little while and I had to do
Speaker 4: something that I didn't realize. All the mums and dads
Speaker 4: had to tackle.
Speaker 2: We'll go there next.
Speaker 4: Guys. You may recall earlier this week I was telling
Speaker 4: you that my poor sister in law, Steph, who I adore.
Speaker 6: I'm not funny.
Speaker 4: But she's she's she's cut. She's had to have plus
Speaker 4: because she had a knife incident while opening a kid's
Speaker 4: toy cut.
Speaker 5: Her thumb was basically hanging on.
Speaker 6: She have to go under.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I had to retouch the tendons and think
Speaker 4: of plastic surgeron like her was pretty much hanging on
Speaker 4: by the skin.
Speaker 2: My mum broke her attendant when she was like in
Speaker 2: her sixties, and she just never got it fixed. But
Speaker 2: it was the bird finger.
Speaker 4: So did it say stiff?
Speaker 2: Stiff? She couldn't end it was so when she was
Speaker 2: driving around just always the clatch was flipping the bird.
Speaker 4: That could have been stuff it comes on, except it
Speaker 4: was flopping. So we've been life comes down. So she's
Speaker 4: got a castle on that hand. Anyway, she tried to
Speaker 4: do something with the other hands and she damaged her
Speaker 4: finger on the other hand, and her finger is now
Speaker 4: in plaster. On the other hand, it's a diabolical mess.
Speaker 4: She got a two year old, my beautiful niece, Cissy,
Speaker 4: who is in daycare, obviously stepping up the daycare hours.
Speaker 6: Because she's double.
Speaker 4: Mary left hand doesn't buy on a garment looks like
Speaker 4: and the right finger it's just the finger but my
Speaker 4: knees is it daycare? And they walk her to them
Speaker 4: from daycare in her pram. But it's hard to push
Speaker 4: the pram because it's hard to control up and downhills
Speaker 4: with one hand and only three fingers because one fingers
Speaker 4: in place, you need.
Speaker 2: A double prep and step in the prem.
Speaker 4: Seriously, so I've been asked to help on kinder pick up,
Speaker 4: not even Kindo's daycare.
Speaker 1: Basis Welcome to the club, what oh.
Speaker 4: My good, gollie gosh I get there. There's also what
Speaker 4: are you parents doing? There's a huge sign saying please
Speaker 4: fold your prams down. I walk into this cupboard and
Speaker 4: it looks like where prams go to die. There's I
Speaker 4: reckon one hundred prams, one hundred bugaboos, and they all
Speaker 4: look look at this pram graveyard. They all look the same.
Speaker 4: So I'm like, which one is it? She goes it's
Speaker 4: the one with a pink water bottle.
Speaker 6: I'm like, Sish, so it's your park and ride.
Speaker 2: Duhe will they leave?
Speaker 4: They put the pram they obviously I don't know. Is
Speaker 4: this what parents are doing? You drop the child, you
Speaker 4: put the pram in the cupboard thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, like if I can leave the pram there,
Speaker 2: I'll leave it there and then.
Speaker 4: You pick the kid up and you put it. But
Speaker 4: the prams it's like a It's like a jigsaw. You've
Speaker 4: got to get to get them, to get twenty out,
Speaker 4: to get hers out.
Speaker 2: Try getting the kid in the car at Westfield, put
Speaker 2: the shopping in the back packing down the pram, all
Speaker 2: while Jerry's sitting there with his indicator on wanting you
Speaker 2: to pay.
Speaker 4: That's fine, Jerry, can wait. This is the worst system.
Speaker 4: Why they need parking lots for the prams in there?
Speaker 2: Sorry, are you suggesting ballet a day?
Speaker 5: I mean that would be ideal, you want pram ballet?
Speaker 4: I have never in my life seen the prim situation
Speaker 4: like that. Are you in prime territory when you pick
Speaker 4: up your.
Speaker 1: F you there's yeah, with with Olie sort of if
Speaker 1: I have to get him from preschool, but thankful Eglio's
Speaker 1: now in prep so there's not the need for prams.
Speaker 6: It's more scooters.
Speaker 5: Scooter kids as.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and then you've got to the a two
Speaker 2: year old. You're gonna take in the basketball, don't basketball.
Speaker 2: We've got balls rolling around in the booth. The carp's
Speaker 2: got the balls rolling around.
Speaker 6: We've also got chain of clothes, We've got all that
Speaker 6: sort of stuff, all that the as the mums, well,
Speaker 6: we've had school holidays, so they'll be itching for it.
Speaker 4: That is absolutely felt. Well, you think they're counting down
Speaker 4: the school holiday days until they get.
Speaker 6: To stay lower up, it's this afternoon, So report back
Speaker 6: on that.
Speaker 4: You reckon.
Speaker 5: They're going to be itching to see you.
Speaker 2: What do you do on the holidays?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 4: What you reckon? They'll be itaching for small talk with you.
Speaker 4: Oh that is so foul foul town Louisiana. That's what
Speaker 4: I'm calling anyway, parents, I feel for you getting those
Speaker 4: bloody strollers out.
Speaker 2: And I feel for the mums that have to deal
Speaker 2: with this afternoon.
Speaker 4: I can't even think about it.
Speaker 2: Guys, very very special weekend ahead and I strongly urge
Speaker 2: people to get out attended dawn service swing past an RSL,
Speaker 2: have a chat with men and men who have served
Speaker 2: for this country. We are joined by Captain Jeremy Smith
Speaker 2: this morning.
Speaker 3: Good morning, sa No, thank you very much for having me.
Speaker 3: It's a pleasure to be here.
Speaker 4: Thanks so much for coming in. First of all, it
Speaker 4: is and Zach Day on Saturday. What does a Zac
Speaker 4: Day mean.
Speaker 3: To you so much?
Speaker 16: I think as a veteran, it's a day just to
Speaker 16: take pause and reflect on those times that we spent
Speaker 16: together in the military. But also those people have sacrificed
Speaker 16: all and everyone's sacrificed something for their volunteering for their country,
Speaker 16: both people that I've known and people perform my time
Speaker 16: as well.
Speaker 1: So when you reflect, do you obviously reflect with pride
Speaker 1: and by the way, thank you for your service, and
Speaker 1: we'll get to that shortly, But do you also reflect
Speaker 1: with with a heavy heart and remember clearly mates that
Speaker 1: have fallen.
Speaker 16: Yeah, definitely, And it's not just and my story is
Speaker 16: more so. And I did three deployments over my time
Speaker 16: in the military, but it's those that are not with
Speaker 16: us post their military times. Obviously had two friends have
Speaker 16: taken their own life, which I've had to do eulogies
Speaker 16: for which wouldn't wish on anyone through those experiences you
Speaker 16: see how many others have really been suffering in their
Speaker 16: post service time as well as those.
Speaker 3: Were actually physically injured during times of war.
Speaker 16: So they're the things that you often draw strong thoughts about,
Speaker 16: strong memories from. But it's just bringing that madship back,
Speaker 16: Like there will be guys you wouldn't have seen for
Speaker 16: twenty years that we serve with and it's like, I
Speaker 16: haven't skipped debate and it's amazing just that unity.
Speaker 3: Through those hardships, a strong relationship.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you were just twenty four when you were deployed
Speaker 4: to a rock. That is like just such a young man.
Speaker 4: Do you look at your life now and go, gosh,
Speaker 4: I was just a boy?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 16: So if you think about it, at the age of
Speaker 16: twenty four is in charge about forty soldiers and the
Speaker 16: movement of every Australian throughout back.
Speaker 2: That wow, twenty four four year old.
Speaker 16: So and we were incredibly well trained, incredibly well drilled,
Speaker 16: but at twenty four you just don't know, you haven't lived.
Speaker 16: Some of the stuff we did was stupid because you
Speaker 16: think you're just invincible. And I look back on it now,
Speaker 16: I said, you know, we'd drive past what we think
Speaker 16: is the roadside bomb and duck, which is dumb, like
Speaker 16: you shouldn't do that, but you know, we had a
Speaker 16: such a strong bondo and did some amazing stuff. I
Speaker 16: look upon that and just the I guess the opportunity
Speaker 16: that I've taken from my time in the military from
Speaker 16: that point, and I did so. I served in two
Speaker 16: than four was with part of what was called Security
Speaker 16: Attachment now made mission was providing security and support for
Speaker 16: Austrain embassy and at that time it was outside the
Speaker 16: Green Zone. So we were moving the stuff and we
Speaker 16: didn't know what the meetings were about. We just had
Speaker 16: to get them from a to be and we were
Speaker 16: taking people, you know, from the airport down the most
Speaker 16: dangerous road in the world at the time, Rude Irish
Speaker 16: into the Green zone, which was nuts, but we had
Speaker 16: everyone would wait for our vehicles to come and follow
Speaker 16: us in because our guys were so well drilled and
Speaker 16: so incredible. But you know, you saw rocket attacks, like
Speaker 16: with fifteen twenty rocket attacks a day. They'd use our
Speaker 16: building as an aiming point to get into the green zone,
Speaker 16: and all the coalition forces were When you first get there,
Speaker 16: you're diving for cover when you first hear it. Then
Speaker 16: after a while you realized which bombs were clos which
Speaker 16: ones weren't. Yeah, and I look back now to get
Speaker 16: that experience at such a younger ages has such a formative,
Speaker 16: formative part.
Speaker 5: Of your life and always with you, I imagine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, one hundred percent. Yeah for you.
Speaker 1: You know, some of your worst experiences when you got home. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and your mates just tell us something. It's so to
Speaker 1: it can be so to do. It shouldn't be taboo.
Speaker 1: But no suicide in the armed forces. You know, you've
Speaker 1: lost two of your great mates.
Speaker 3: And it's a and I think that's why.
Speaker 16: And like you said, it is taboo, but it's unfortunately
Speaker 16: so common and not just in the military, but I
Speaker 16: think in general life, but military instance a lot higher.
Speaker 16: But it's something that should be spoken about. And Australian
Speaker 16: men in general, but particularly veterans, are not great at
Speaker 16: asking for help. And that's sort of the message we're
Speaker 16: really trying to push out. There's so many great services
Speaker 16: out there. So they did a lot of work for
Speaker 16: Bravery Trust as an example, which is how I got
Speaker 16: the opportunity for the ns of Game and they provide
Speaker 16: and it's one of many organizations that's there to help.
Speaker 16: But the message I'd say to everyone just pick up
Speaker 16: the phone. Nothing's that bad in LifeLock. Through some of
Speaker 16: those experiences in the military, you actually see people that
Speaker 16: have got absolute disadvantage. They've had horrible upbringings that don't
Speaker 16: we don't sort of take for granted the privileged life
Speaker 16: we've got in Australia and they go through some difficulties
Speaker 16: but nothing stopping. You're picking up a phone and calling
Speaker 16: you mate if you are having times that are down.
Speaker 3: And that's where I really struggled. I guess most it's
Speaker 3: the what ifs.
Speaker 16: So my first friend that took his own life, the
Speaker 16: immediate thing was what could I have done?
Speaker 3: And it's not my fault.
Speaker 4: But that's so often the case, right, It's the people
Speaker 4: that are left behind that feel like they're the ones
Speaker 4: who are who could have made a difference. Yeah, it's
Speaker 4: also it's not always the case, but there is so
Speaker 4: much that I think people aware of their own responsibility
Speaker 4: to their mates.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, And can I ask your advice.
Speaker 2: Just going into endxact day this weekend, a lot of
Speaker 2: people will be at RSLs. We say, you know, go
Speaker 2: and speak to servicemen and women. What should we ask
Speaker 2: how do's what's the appropriate way for us to pay
Speaker 2: our respect?
Speaker 3: Great question. I think it's just thank you for your service.
Speaker 16: And it's not just the veterans, it's their families as well,
Speaker 16: because the sacrifices that the families make is massive, because
Speaker 16: they're losing their support network for their own families and
Speaker 16: deal with the stress of everything. But just thank them
Speaker 16: for the service. And everyone has a different way of
Speaker 16: approaching it. But some people want to have a chat
Speaker 16: about it and will be really open. Others won't because
Speaker 16: of their experiences, but you give them the opportunity. But
Speaker 16: if just saying thank you, it means so much because
Speaker 16: you often don't, particularly in Melbourne where it's not a
Speaker 16: big defense community, you don't hear it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really two part, isn't it.
Speaker 6: It's you know, remembering those that have fallen, but also
Speaker 6: celebrating and giving thanks for the service.
Speaker 4: Anzac Day is a huge day on Saturday. But tonight
Speaker 4: you will be at the MCG and you have been
Speaker 4: asked to light the Eternal flame at the Anzac Eve game.
Speaker 4: It is I find the Anzac Eve ceremony at the
Speaker 4: MCG one of the most moving five minutes of the year.
Speaker 4: It's extraordinary. How are you feeling?
Speaker 3: Incredibly nervous?
Speaker 16: I've only I don't have to do much except light
Speaker 16: the flame, but like you said, in an absolute honor,
Speaker 16: and it's not about me. It's about the message for
Speaker 16: being the representative of all the veterans and their families
Speaker 16: past and present.
Speaker 3: To be able to do that.
Speaker 16: And I think it brings just the silence they have
Speaker 16: that many people. Yeah, it's the one event, whether it's
Speaker 16: ANZAC Eve or the Anzac Day game, that I've never
Speaker 16: been anywhere with that many people where they're actually truly focused.
Speaker 16: And here you hear a pin drop and that is
Speaker 16: just an amazing thing. When you hear the bugle sound
Speaker 16: and it's just incredible. So I can't wait. It's great
Speaker 16: to be able to share it with family and friends.
Speaker 2: I was about to say the family going to be there.
Speaker 16: Yeah, I'm a little bit worried about my six year
Speaker 16: old and three year olds about making about them, which
Speaker 16: is fair risk, but we'll see.
Speaker 2: There we go. Captain Jeremy Smith is joining us on
Speaker 2: the air. If you are heading along to the g tonight,
Speaker 2: are they ask you to be in your seats by
Speaker 2: six forty five. It's a huge honor. Congratulations on receiving
Speaker 2: it tonight. Thank you very much, and most importantly, thank
Speaker 2: you for your service mate.
Speaker 3: Thank you all much.
Speaker 2: One question question five thousand dollars please plas Yes, Cheese
Speaker 2: and Lawrence, five thousand dollar question. Let's do it. Our
Speaker 2: contestants today will be cheering on the tigers tonight. Benny
Speaker 2: from Abida, good morning, good morning. How are we are good?
Speaker 2: My friend always a scape?
Speaker 4: Hey, hey Ben, go tags go tigs.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Next, got to keep the faith, big boy.
Speaker 4: Exactly two of us cheering for the tags tonight.
Speaker 6: Are you on the you're on the job site right
Speaker 6: now or in the car? What are you doing?
Speaker 2: Ah?
Speaker 12: Yeah, we just I wropped out to the job site
Speaker 12: now so we just started.
Speaker 5: Okay, well, let's see if we can win you some
Speaker 5: cast this morning.
Speaker 4: I believe you want to play for five hundred dollars.
Speaker 11: For five hundred dollars, we're also simple.
Speaker 2: Brother. You'll hear a question, you'll hear a three to
Speaker 2: two one. You need to answer within that three seconds. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: sound good? All right, here we go. Maybe stop setting
Speaker 2: up scaffolding so you focused. Yeah, no, no, you're right.
Speaker 2: Well wait, don't actually I'm not sure. We're worried about
Speaker 2: the person's going to stand on the scaffold.
Speaker 5: Put the tools down.
Speaker 6: Exactly ready, good luck?
Speaker 2: Okay for five hundred dollars.
Speaker 11: In The Big Bang theory, Penny is a waitress and
Speaker 11: it's rich restaurant three two one.
Speaker 4: Mama, we do safe. You don't know, guess and I
Speaker 4: think that was a guest. It's the cheese cake Factory.
Speaker 4: I don't watch it theory. Jace loves the cheesecake Factory.
Speaker 2: Never watch The Big Bank.
Speaker 4: It's Kayykko's character. She plays Penny Benny.
Speaker 2: Thanks for giving a crack mate.
Speaker 4: You get back to that scaffolding brother.
Speaker 2: Hopefully the tigers go better than you did tonight.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Probably not to be honest, but go tygs.
Speaker 2: You guys missed out? What on what cheesecake factory?
Speaker 4: I've been one hundred times.
Speaker 2: Incredible, isn't it? It's did you have a cheesecake? Yes?
Speaker 6: Is it the same as our cheesecake factory cheese cheesecake.
Speaker 2: We've just got a shop over there. That's a factory.
Speaker 5: Fun fact.
Speaker 4: I've never had a cheesecake at the cheesecake Sorry, I
Speaker 4: didn't have cheesecake, but.
Speaker 2: They sent those cheesecake balls in.
Speaker 6: I remember the paddle pops. No amazing.
Speaker 4: No, I've had cheesecake, but when I've been to the
Speaker 4: cheesecake factory in America, I've never had cheesecake for dinner
Speaker 4: and not had cheese. Oh no, where you ever lived
Speaker 4: had some wings or something?
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no, no, it's not called the wing factory.
Speaker 4: I've lived heapes, actually, like heaps more than you. Just
Speaker 4: because you've been the cheesecake factory for a five minute
Speaker 4: popping once for a photop with a sliced cheesecake, it's
Speaker 4: one of the same. I mean, you've done more living
Speaker 4: than me.
Speaker 2: Bro Right across Melbourne it is Ja and Lauren Clintyre
Speaker 2: as well. You are listening to No. One hundred Good
Speaker 2: Morning Melbourne. This is novera one hundred. It is just
Speaker 2: going twenty two past eight sausages.
Speaker 4: That's amazing. Whoever did that?
Speaker 2: It's not just sausages, egging bacon rolls as well. Guys,
Speaker 2: what an office we've got for a Friday morning Melbourne.
Speaker 2: You haven't never looked better.
Speaker 4: Honestly, we have taken the show to the great outdoors
Speaker 4: Melbourne we're sitting on the banks of the arrow. We
Speaker 4: just thought, you know what, this is Melbourne at its
Speaker 4: sparkling best. Let's get outside and soak up some of.
Speaker 1: Or a sausage in bread. Be sure that was a
Speaker 1: hard night had rejected.
Speaker 4: We just thought, why not fire up one of the
Speaker 4: barbies and do a little yarrow side barbecue in the
Speaker 4: sunshine to enjoy Melbourne's late summer that we're having to.
Speaker 2: See you what the scene right now just sums up
Speaker 2: our show. Lauren is currently on the hill sunbathing.
Speaker 4: Lying flat on my back and I am not moving.
Speaker 2: I'm the one cooking the barbecue on the tours and
Speaker 2: I'm the one taking the glory and Clint's hitting on
Speaker 2: the bloody Mum's out exercising off from a free snack.
Speaker 4: So far, he's zero from ten, so it's not going
Speaker 4: that well for him.
Speaker 2: Can also do a shout out to anyone breakfast that's
Speaker 2: a third rejection, anyone that used the council barbecue last time.
Speaker 2: They've left some dregs on the hot plate.
Speaker 5: Can I just from we've cleaned everything.
Speaker 4: You've definitely cleaned everything.
Speaker 2: Everything's clean, But there's the one next to me there's
Speaker 2: that little onion dregs.
Speaker 5: That's from we're trying to make this sound appealing you okay, apologize.
Speaker 2: Sorry, bacon eggs snags onions. Get down. We've got it all.
Speaker 2: We've got the onions. What a day for it, Melbourne.
Speaker 2: This is what people do when we're in the studio.
Speaker 2: They're out and running.
Speaker 4: Fun everyone.
Speaker 2: Last box of emotions.
Speaker 4: They're running, they're walking, they're catching up with our friends
Speaker 4: and we're stuck in that box with the tint on
Speaker 4: it or no tint, now tint.
Speaker 2: We did this all the time if it's sunny.
Speaker 4: Every sunny day, we're doing this from the bags of
Speaker 4: the Yarrow River.
Speaker 2: Good morning. What's your name? Julian? Julian? Who have you
Speaker 2: got here?
Speaker 6: In your now?
Speaker 2: What is this? This is a bike with a pram attached
Speaker 2: to it? Yes it is.
Speaker 17: It's a way of keeping fit that we were using
Speaker 17: the time or on your way to school in South
Speaker 17: Ara from Port Melbourne. We got here in the in
Speaker 17: the basket in the cave.
Speaker 2: Hello guys. Hi you have you all had breakfast? Yes? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: Do you want some more?
Speaker 4: No as well?
Speaker 12: Well?
Speaker 2: Thanks for so hell maybe you should house Lauren.
Speaker 4: Maybe it's more of you, and I think I'm happy
Speaker 4: to be back a house. I'm not doing I'm not
Speaker 4: lifting a finger. I'm just lying on the picnic rugs,
Speaker 4: soaking up the sun, checking out the hot rollers.
Speaker 2: Actually, oh really right, Well you'll be happy to know
Speaker 2: Snags are ready.
Speaker 4: Can I just say, Jason, how the rollers know where
Speaker 4: to go when they're going backwards? How come they don't
Speaker 4: hit the bridges?
Speaker 2: Well? Like, honestly, they've got their back to it. I'm
Speaker 2: surprised and I just can't.
Speaker 4: Here we go.
Speaker 2: We've got a customer. Good morning, good morning, good morning,
Speaker 2: good morning. How would you like some breakfast? Sure?
Speaker 1: What are you in the What are you in the
Speaker 1: market for a sausage in bread or a bacon and
Speaker 1: egg roll.
Speaker 2: I think it's sausage.
Speaker 1: What a delightful day it is, Snag in the morning
Speaker 1: said yesterday was a sweaty man.
Speaker 2: What is this?
Speaker 4: Loves a free bricky?
Speaker 2: Can I strongly advise you to make your way down
Speaker 2: here quickly because with these barbecues you can't actually turn
Speaker 2: them off, and the Snags is don tim Yeah, j No,
Speaker 2: nos Sell, get them while they're hot.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, you sound like you work at a carnival.
Speaker 2: Well, this is where Mumur is.
Speaker 4: He's wearing showbags too.
Speaker 2: Up there, we've got a good seat showbags.
Speaker 4: Oh all right, what else are we doing on the show?
Speaker 4: Have you got anything else planned? Or we're just going
Speaker 4: to sit here in the sun.
Speaker 2: No, we'll continue with the show. We're live from the
Speaker 2: banks of the Yarrow this morning. Come and join us
Speaker 2: before we embark on our hot girl run.
Speaker 4: Do you know what? Come and join us before j
Speaker 4: seat's the two hundred sausages that he's forced our stuff
Speaker 4: to buy.
Speaker 2: I've moved on to the bacon and negroll. Thank you.
Speaker 4: He's on his second course.
Speaker 2: It's a workout all right round here, working out wonderful,
Speaker 2: Live from the banks of the Yarrow. Welcome your Friday morning.
Speaker 14: Ever on.
Speaker 2: The weather is going to be sensational, so get out
Speaker 2: and enjoy celebrating. Let's check your round to work and
Speaker 2: then on the other side of this, Oh, have I
Speaker 2: got an appropriate lights on sing a long song for
Speaker 2: you today? We'll get to an next Barbie girl. That
Speaker 2: is your lights on sing along song Melbourne.
Speaker 4: And lights off, headlights off Melbourne? What a banger good?
Speaker 4: I love a bit of aqua where we should do.
Speaker 4: Where are they now with aqua?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: Is that a grim response?
Speaker 2: I just although happened.
Speaker 1: The numbers here at our barbecue area have like quadruples.
Speaker 2: So since that song started, we are live from the
Speaker 2: banks of the hour this morning, we thought, screw it,
Speaker 2: let's get out of the studio enjoy the weather. Yep,
Speaker 2: what was that?
Speaker 4: Click?
Speaker 2: There's floods? Are people here?
Speaker 4: I'm lying down the son. I can't even look.
Speaker 5: I'm blinded by this glory.
Speaker 2: You're going to go, well, I'm just hanging with hanging
Speaker 2: with the lads. I'm part of the run group. Here,
Speaker 2: get a boys, How are we good? How are you?
Speaker 2: How many case we're done? This morning?
Speaker 6: It's lazy six six?
Speaker 4: How many? How many bacon and egg rolls have you done? Jas?
Speaker 4: A lazy six for every Kay, you'll leave another bacon
Speaker 4: and egg?
Speaker 1: Now, what's the plan work after this? Nay of Hey,
Speaker 1: j stort a run club. Ask the lads what the
Speaker 1: talent was like around the tan this morning?
Speaker 2: Okay, remember your live kids in the car. What's the
Speaker 2: talent like around ten this morning? That's pretty good?
Speaker 4: Hot girl laps going on?
Speaker 2: Have you seen the one laying on the hill over there.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I'm part of the hot girl class.
Speaker 2: She needs a hand up. Want to get your opinion on.
Speaker 4: Something me or the run club?
Speaker 2: Guys, No, you've moved away from the run club. Guys
Speaker 2: waiting must say for me. We've got a friend of
Speaker 2: ours who came over the other day. She's a mum
Speaker 2: and she was taking her boys and our boys to
Speaker 2: the movies.
Speaker 4: Still in God? Is it when another parent takes a
Speaker 4: kid out?
Speaker 2: Lauren? She had nine kids? She looked like octim.
Speaker 4: Up, she has nine too?
Speaker 2: What do you mean? He was Josh, she's got three,
Speaker 2: we've got three and she was taken.
Speaker 4: She doesn't have nine children?
Speaker 2: Have to do you slip her fifty?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: Do you have to pay for your kids? You always
Speaker 2: go look the boys want money on them. The boys
Speaker 2: have money. Normally, parents you just look after each other,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 4: Oh is it like that?
Speaker 2: Is it? So she was taking all nine kids where I.
Speaker 4: Was like, that doesn't sound like you're looking after one another.
Speaker 4: It sounds like she's looking after.
Speaker 2: You or she's a bloody saint?
Speaker 4: Does she drive her butts? How did she get nine children?
Speaker 2: There? I guess a couple on the roof. I don't
Speaker 2: know I didn't ask. It's not your concern, bro trailer,
Speaker 2: You're off to the par I'll give you hot They
Speaker 2: went at home, so her cares Anyway. When she came,
Speaker 2: I was like, because I'll be honest, now my boys
Speaker 2: are getting a bit older. It's great that we're getting out
Speaker 2: of the kid movie stage. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like I've
Speaker 2: got them watching remember the movies we grew up with,
Speaker 2: the Little Rascals, yea, the sand Lot Kids.
Speaker 5: I love that movie.
Speaker 2: Back to the Future, you know, like those sort of I.
Speaker 5: Watched The Labyrinth and I had nightmares wrapped twenty seven years.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't peak with that early. But she took them
Speaker 2: to see the new Super Mario Brothers movie.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it counts.
Speaker 2: Is that a bit? It's a bit kitty, isn't it.
Speaker 2: It's very kitty. It's a lot kids.
Speaker 4: The oldest how was the oldest one?
Speaker 2: Twelve? But she that's child, I know. But for a parent,
Speaker 2: it's like two hours of sitting through that's a lot.
Speaker 2: And she goes, no, no, no, I was fine, And I said,
Speaker 2: what do you mean? And she goes, I set them
Speaker 2: all up in the middle row and I sit in
Speaker 2: the back corner of the cinema with my iPad and
Speaker 2: my headphones on, and I watched this.
Speaker 4: Oh when there's.
Speaker 13: A lot of Congress. We didn't wake up when they
Speaker 13: blamed terrorists and suspended the constitution.
Speaker 4: We didn't wake up then either.
Speaker 2: I was like, no, sorry, what and she goes yeah.
Speaker 2: I just sat in the back in the darkness watching
Speaker 2: The Handsmaid taiale.
Speaker 4: What you got that wrong?
Speaker 2: The Handmaids? That it was the sequel, the Handsmaid Tail.
Speaker 2: There was number two came out in August.
Speaker 4: I think it's it was. She's just supervising from the back.
Speaker 2: Is that appropriate? What does that look? A bit?
Speaker 4: Okay? Well, next time she won't take you through, you
Speaker 4: can take him yourself. She's got nine children. Give them,
Speaker 4: woman a break? And are you putting her on radio?
Speaker 2: And made her pay as well? You pay for your kids.
Speaker 4: You wouldn't even take your own children. So give her
Speaker 4: a break.
Speaker 3: Did I come to you?
Speaker 2: I'm going back to the barbecue.
Speaker 7: I go back to the Handsmade Tale number one or
Speaker 7: number two.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Melbourne, life from the banks of the Yarrow.
Speaker 2: We thought, let's escape the studio, get out and enjoy
Speaker 2: the weather.
Speaker 4: I can tell you we are enjoying this weather. Jason,
Speaker 4: it is absolutely spectacular and about in Melbourne this morning,
Speaker 4: your turn on.
Speaker 2: He's here early.
Speaker 4: We on.
Speaker 2: We meet at nine for our Friday run.
Speaker 4: One.
Speaker 2: You're kidding yourself, Ory, Love from the doggies. Good morning,
Speaker 2: Good morning. Where we go today? We're gonna get that
Speaker 2: way or back towards the city.
Speaker 13: We're head and wedding around the ten Just how you
Speaker 13: going clockwise?
Speaker 4: Jason's got you on the tools. You're down here doing
Speaker 4: our little barbecue on. We're calling this our community service
Speaker 4: for the year.
Speaker 2: Because we've got some hours to click off.
Speaker 4: We've got you on the tools doing the barbie.
Speaker 1: It's very popular the old barbecue. There are floods of
Speaker 1: people coming to get their egg and bacon sandwich. How
Speaker 1: you What was it like being a spectator last night?
Speaker 2: Rory? Yeah, it was it was tough.
Speaker 13: I'm not a great watcher of foot you know, it's
Speaker 13: always easy to watch from up top, but you can
Speaker 13: see a lot more when you're watching from the stands.
Speaker 13: But I think I played forty odd consecutive games, so
Speaker 13: it was an interesting thing for me and obviously a
Speaker 13: bit disappointing with how it finished. But yeah, I mean,
Speaker 13: we'll move on and review and look for next week.
Speaker 5: So I guess the question is how is the hammy?
Speaker 13: Yeah, pretty good, just didn't want to risk it with
Speaker 13: that short turnaround. I'll put one hand up to try
Speaker 13: it up this week, but we'll see I go this
Speaker 13: week with training.
Speaker 1: Now, what goes up has got to come down. And
Speaker 1: in the case of Aaron Norton, it was a bit
Speaker 1: of a sore landing. Here's what happened.
Speaker 8: And he has knocked himself out yet his eyes rolled.
Speaker 8: He hit the pick, but he's head righting, wrist quick
Speaker 8: to arrive, and that is.
Speaker 2: A horrific landing.
Speaker 1: Now we're told he is a okay, but you've spoken
Speaker 1: to him. How is he a bit sore?
Speaker 2: No doubt? Yeah, I saw him after the game.
Speaker 13: You know he's in good spirits considering you know, it
Speaker 13: looks so bad and BT saying the eyes roll in
Speaker 13: the back of the head and how you see from
Speaker 13: that far away. But yeah, he's caught it well. But no,
Speaker 13: I mean, he's obviously a very athletic player, and he
Speaker 13: puts himself in some dangerous areas going up that high.
Speaker 13: And I mean I wish, I wish I could jump
Speaker 13: like that and I'm lucky. I guess that I can't
Speaker 13: and I'm not falling.
Speaker 6: On my head.
Speaker 2: But yeah, for him to not bec and Cassi. He's
Speaker 2: got a bit of a sore neck.
Speaker 13: I don't know what the scandal show, but yeah, hopefully
Speaker 13: it's not too bad.
Speaker 2: It's amazing he didn't get a concussion out of it.
Speaker 2: I just want to point out Rory's a great guy,
Speaker 2: always good when he comes in. But you might have
Speaker 2: noticed he's on his best behavior this morning. Is your
Speaker 2: mother in law over there? Yes, my mother in law.
Speaker 4: Around.
Speaker 2: Hello. What's he like as a son in law? He's
Speaker 2: my favorite son in law.
Speaker 4: You are getting around the town with a gaggle of
Speaker 4: the most beautiful women I've ever seen. Look at you.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I'm very lucky, such an amazing in laws that
Speaker 13: we're just missing one of the sisters.
Speaker 2: But yeah, he's been a nice walk so far. Is
Speaker 2: he cooking at home? Is he looking after you me
Speaker 2: because you're visiting.
Speaker 4: No, we take care of him, and your beautiful wife
Speaker 4: is down here with Are these both your dogs?
Speaker 2: They are both our dogs. Yes. So we've got Koups
Speaker 2: who's seven, that brought a Colie kelpie.
Speaker 13: And then Franklin, who was a little super is only
Speaker 13: two years old to poodle, but I love him, you know,
Speaker 13: he's probably almost my most loved which considering the first.
Speaker 2: With the dogs. The dogs come on down.
Speaker 4: Lexie, who's the naughtiest in the house out of the
Speaker 4: three of them have to be frank Franklin's and wre
Speaker 4: on the list.
Speaker 2: I go second. Well, thank you for lending us your
Speaker 2: boy each week. He's doing really well on the show.
Speaker 4: You're so welcome. He enjoys it so much. That makes
Speaker 4: me so happy. Show and hopefully we get to see
Speaker 4: you not just in the radio station, but back on
Speaker 4: the footy field.
Speaker 6: Yes, Lobby, who wins tonight? The d's are the tags.
Speaker 4: My mighty tags?
Speaker 3: The G?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I.
Speaker 13: Was just thinking of the G. The Demons have been
Speaker 13: unbelievable this year and the casual close at the G.
Speaker 13: I think they're undefeated, so again they're probably going to
Speaker 13: like that. I do like it's been good. I mean
Speaker 13: it's been I wish we could do it. It probably
Speaker 13: won't look as good when you're walking through the marble
Speaker 13: sort of entrance, but the MCG has got a nice
Speaker 13: little glass area to walk through and you know they're
Speaker 13: doing it really well, but they're playing some really good
Speaker 13: footing off the back of it.
Speaker 4: Okay, So what you're saying is my mighty Tigers don't
Speaker 4: have much of a chat.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 13: I mean, like I said, I think the demons at
Speaker 13: the g are pretty good this year, so I don't
Speaker 13: think they can lose.
Speaker 2: All right, We'll got our ten k's to pump.
Speaker 1: Out a snag or an egg and bacon roll.
Speaker 2: Come Jason's cooked. I don't think I can.
Speaker 4: Probably good idea. Jason going to run up the hill
Speaker 4: or down the hill.
Speaker 2: Or he's going to run up and I'm going to
Speaker 2: go down. He's going to do with Anderson Street Hill.
Speaker 2: That's tough even in the new But hey, thanks for
Speaker 2: probing by this morning, mate, good to see you. Thanks.
Speaker 2: I live joining us on the air live from the
Speaker 2: banks of the Yarra. This is nover all right across Melbourne.
Speaker 2: This is over one hundred according to my parking app.
Speaker 2: I've only got a couple. I've got to go top
Speaker 2: it up quite breathlessly.
Speaker 4: Four hours parking. How long did you book your parking
Speaker 4: in for? Down here?
Speaker 2: For a minutes. I just wonder if we like it
Speaker 2: before extend it. Oh my gosh, we're live in the
Speaker 2: banks of the Yarra this morning. It's just gone five
Speaker 2: to nine. Shelf a crush the Great Divide. M it's
Speaker 2: the season of the sticks.
Speaker 15: Alright.
Speaker 4: It is time to give away those Noah Khan tickets.
Speaker 4: He is coming, He will be here soon. Phones have
Speaker 4: gone mad and the tickets are going to you. Natalie
Speaker 4: in point cook Natalie, Natalie. Have you seen that Instagram
Speaker 4: video with the cows and alamas that go, Oh my god,
Speaker 4: it's Natalie Natalie. Hi, Natalie, look it up. Natalie. I'm well,
Speaker 4: congratulations and no cant tickets are coming your way. Who
Speaker 4: are you going to say?
Speaker 10: Thank you so much?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 13: I'm taking my daughters.
Speaker 4: You're going to be mom of the year. Uh.
Speaker 2: Noah Kahn The Great Divide to playing Melbourne rod Over
Speaker 2: Arena just over there, twenty fifth, twenty sixth of September.
Speaker 2: Tickets and Live Nation dot com dot a U compratuationally
Speaker 2: by guys.
Speaker 4: Oh, is that Natalie looks? Great winds picking up the wind?
Speaker 6: Yes, twenty four degrees the top look.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't. I'd call it. As a former weather girl, Jason,
Speaker 4: I would call this more of a light breeze.
Speaker 2: A light breeze, which is nice.
Speaker 4: You don't want to I don't know what on theoing river,
Speaker 4: glowing up up the river.
Speaker 2: Stupid question.
Speaker 6: No, don't ask about the rowers again, don't worry.
Speaker 4: So we've set up shop. If you've just tuned in
Speaker 4: at one of the barbecues sort of opposite, what's that
Speaker 4: one called the colling Wood.
Speaker 2: That's the Olympic Parkle said resenter.
Speaker 6: We're live on the air. Egg and bacon, roll, game
Speaker 6: sausage in bridge.
Speaker 4: We were in the middle of a sentence and I
Speaker 4: just went.
Speaker 2: Hie, ladies, careful screening sausage.
Speaker 6: Come on, come on.
Speaker 4: Can teach. Oh my god, he's in his demon's gear.
Speaker 4: Like die alone, bro fool nuffy. It's a hard time.
Speaker 6: It's like I have to pay them. They come go on.
Speaker 4: This This is watching Clinton.
Speaker 6: Hey, welcome to the novel one hundred breakfast Barbecue. What
Speaker 6: are your names?
Speaker 2: I'm Amelia, I'm and are.
Speaker 1: You in the in the market for an egg and
Speaker 1: back and roll or a sausage in bread?
Speaker 2: Sausage and bread.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we've got to do the real as brecky over
Speaker 4: here accents.
Speaker 2: Where are you from?
Speaker 4: We're from Canada. Yeah, I'm also from Canada?
Speaker 6: And what do you think of our fine city?
Speaker 4: I love it. I'm visiting.
Speaker 2: She moves here. I live here now. Single?
Speaker 1: What do you think of the guys in Melbourne?
Speaker 6: To know if you're single?
Speaker 4: Watch one?
Speaker 2: She's the girl, she's not.
Speaker 4: You've made a dog's breakfast to that?
Speaker 6: Okay, so did you say egg and baking roll or
Speaker 6: sausage in bread?
Speaker 4: There's sausage girls, queen.
Speaker 2: Okay, that was pretty clear. Just quickly.
Speaker 4: You guys are out here from Canada. Isn't Justin Trudeau
Speaker 4: going to the former prime minister? He's out here too.
Speaker 4: Are you traveling with his.
Speaker 2: Well there?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah he's got I don't think he's
Speaker 4: bringing Katy Perry, but apparently he's here for the footy.
Speaker 2: Wow, Clint, you're gonna spare tickets next to your seat tonight? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Sure, yeah, of course. Yeah, let's all go. Let's go along.
Speaker 4: It sounds like a plan.
Speaker 6: Girls, Go and down your sausage in bread, Jesus I.
Speaker 1: Said, and get them as in bread with onions and sauce.
Speaker 4: It is a good barbecue.
Speaker 2: All the conniments I'm going are your games? Like in
Speaker 2: the club.
Speaker 6: They don't have sausages in the club.
Speaker 2: We are lying from the banks of the Yarrow. I
Speaker 2: wish they did. That would be We're not leaving until
Speaker 2: he gets a leave it. This is Nover, Good morning Melbourne.
Speaker 2: This is number one hundred Life from the banks of
Speaker 2: the Yarra. Oh really, what's up? Brother? What's happened?
Speaker 4: He's up turning sausages on the barbecue and Clinton nice
Speaker 4: sun baking on a picnic rug by the banks of
Speaker 4: the Yarrow.
Speaker 2: Well, I am I the only one still wearing an
Speaker 2: apron cooking sausages.
Speaker 4: You're the only person you can answer that question.
Speaker 2: We've got a surprise for you.
Speaker 6: We're leaving the cookers on for another half an hour
Speaker 6: and you're going to hang back.
Speaker 2: Big shout out to surprise.
Speaker 4: Now, Jason, tell the truth. You haven't actually been cooking
Speaker 4: the sausage.
Speaker 2: How dare you?
Speaker 4: You haven't?
Speaker 6: They taste so.
Speaker 4: Nice, So nice to be Jason on the barbecue.
Speaker 2: I did. I did bring in a little bit of help.
Speaker 2: Good mate of ours, Andrew, but on the tools today
Speaker 2: has been backing me up. You're my sous chef right, absolutely,
Speaker 2: thank you.
Speaker 4: Good on your Andrew. Now, thanks with Jace your best customer.
Speaker 2: He was actually Andrew.
Speaker 6: Hey, can you ask Andrew if he knows barbecue?
Speaker 2: Sharon? Do you know barbecue? Sharon? No, I don't know. Okay,
Speaker 2: she's big in the barbecue. Well, she's an old bird
Speaker 2: goes around fixing barbecue.
Speaker 6: Okay, never need to fix Now.
Speaker 4: Andrew, I've got another question. Is Barbecue's Galore still in business?
Speaker 4: I believe so Jay said it shut down.
Speaker 2: We'll point out Andrew's not just in barbecues, he's in
Speaker 2: catering like a specialty.
Speaker 4: But I just want to go barbecue, Andrew.
Speaker 2: Now, I just want to get barbecue. Andrew on just quickly,
Speaker 2: because you're doing something pretty crazy, mate, and it's to
Speaker 2: raise very important funds. Give us a snapshot.
Speaker 18: Yeah, I'm walking from Brisbane to Melbourne in August for
Speaker 18: Challenge with Kids with Cancer?
Speaker 4: Oh, Andrew, how long is that going to take?
Speaker 2: We're doing it in thirty days, so it's sixty k's a.
Speaker 4: Day is a day you lost four on the bike
Speaker 4: on foot, well, sixty a day.
Speaker 2: That's a lot of chase. On a serious note, you
Speaker 2: lost both your parents to cancer. I know you've got
Speaker 2: eighteen year old twin girls and it's important to you
Speaker 2: to make sure all these services are funded correctly.
Speaker 18: So yeah, absolutely, the Children's Hospital and Challenge do just
Speaker 18: wonderful work for the kids and the families living their
Speaker 18: cancer journey. And I'm just grateful that my kids have
Speaker 18: never had to go through that experience, but I feel
Speaker 18: for those parents that do. So it's the least I
Speaker 18: can do to make a difference.
Speaker 4: How can people support you on the journey, Andrew?
Speaker 18: Go to Walk for Challenge so ww dot walkfor Challenge
Speaker 18: dot com dot au. I'm on Facebook and Instagram, and yeah,
Speaker 18: please donate us.
Speaker 2: It's going to be a big effort.
Speaker 4: Andrew. Where do you find the time to cook all
Speaker 4: the barbecues when you're walking sixty kilometers a day?
Speaker 18: It's fit to say I won't be walking working doing
Speaker 18: that time, and I'll.
Speaker 2: Have an entourage.
Speaker 18: Hopefully about two or three volunteers from Challenge will be
Speaker 18: following me and cooking for me.
Speaker 2: You're happily, so look, it's Walk for Challenge. Otherwise I
Speaker 2: can go to go Daddy today and see if barbecue
Speaker 2: Andrew dot COM's available.
Speaker 5: There's a side hustle for you, Andrew.
Speaker 2: Andrew for the walk, mate good on you. Thanks Jase,
Speaker 2: thanks for the out there.
Speaker 4: Legend, Andrew, what a legends. Currently at my workplace, lying
Speaker 4: flat on my back in the sunshine on the grass.
Speaker 2: It takes many different types the world spin.
Speaker 4: Some people work harder than us.
Speaker 2: Exactly right. That's it. We are out of here.
Speaker 14: Thank you for me.
Speaker 2: If we can go back to a studio.
Speaker 4: Look at the first part of our quest when we
Speaker 4: joined Nova was to get the tin top, and now
Speaker 4: we demand to be outdoors on any sunny day.
Speaker 2: Well, no, that's not true. We had the recliners, was
Speaker 2: the first.
Speaker 6: Remember we've got the recliner, so we've got the colnbers
Speaker 6: of tint Off and now ab on request.
Speaker 2: Yes, who booked a go boat?
Speaker 4: Did you actually guess? Is it picking you up from
Speaker 4: right here?
Speaker 2: Picking us up? No? No, no, no, no, we must go.
Speaker 2: We have a booking to get to Jason.
Speaker 4: It's nine o'clock on a Friday. This is my private time.
Speaker 4: I can hang out with who I want?
Speaker 2: You the go boat or Corfield. You're doing one of them.
Speaker 2: You make the pick.
Speaker 4: Hey, everyone, have a great weekend. A big shout out
Speaker 4: to all all of our servicemen and women for ANZAC
Speaker 4: Day tomorrow. It is a special day and to those
Speaker 4: going to the MCG tonight for Anzac eve Go Tigers.
Speaker 6: Come on those demons.
Speaker 2: Have a great weekend. Everyone stay safe on the rids.
Speaker 2: We will see them Monday. Jason Lauren Lauren wake up
Speaker 2: feeling good following them on the socials