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Speaker 2: This is a terrifying moment a mum has or she's

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Speaker 3: If you know what I mean, lock up.

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Speaker 1: Your husband, what really?

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Speaker 4: Nothing?

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Speaker 3: Is that your third bloody bottle of reasoning?

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Speaker 4: Put the pie draws away.

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Speaker 2: But it was time to give a review of the

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Speaker 2: photos and said, well, unfortunately I woke up in the

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Speaker 3: Found out she didn't even know.

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Speaker 2: This is another The other side of this story is

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Speaker 2: she's a heavy sleeper because she woke up in the

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Speaker 3: Kate, it was a possum.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know what you were going to say. You

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Speaker 2: Have a look at the possum has weed and pooed

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Speaker 3: And she had no idea the whole time.

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Speaker 1: Are you sure Shannon didn't do this and try and

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Speaker 1: blame the possum?

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Speaker 4: So that was my little possum.

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Speaker 5: Sorry, sorry about that.

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Speaker 1: Oh Shannon's wet the bed.

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Speaker 4: Oh Shannon, you need to see a doctor.

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Speaker 2: So they've got rid of the boss, has been taken

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Speaker 1: Back, and they're like little homing pigeons.

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Speaker 2: God, that's just you know, I cannot believe that you

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and they're quite vicious.

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Speaker 4: We used to have them.

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Speaker 6: We had a terrible problem with as a kid, and

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Speaker 6: there was a snake that had slithered into bed and

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Speaker 4: You know how they do that?

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Speaker 6: They measure themselves if someone's lying down to see if

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Speaker 1: How do you know that.

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Speaker 4: Snakes do it?

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Speaker 3: I think that's.

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Speaker 1: Made that ups true. They're just they're just they're not walking.

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Speaker 1: What snakes do you slips they're walking.

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Speaker 3: You're not walking, they're just walking over.

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Speaker 5: Ruler.

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Speaker 2: There's thirty get that in what did you wake up to?

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Speaker 5: Any Oh?

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Speaker 7: We woke up to we had just over a two

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Speaker 1: He was just terrified with a dim But yeah, you

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Speaker 3: Diamond pythons can they're friendly.

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Speaker 4: They can buy you though, they can buy.

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Speaker 1: Bite, but they're not going to kill you.

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Speaker 3: They can get quite large.

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Speaker 5: Plura.

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Speaker 4: Hello, what did you wake up next to?

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Speaker 8: My little shriveled up goldfish?

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Speaker 9: And I jumped out of the bank.

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Speaker 3: Did you find out the next morning?

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Speaker 2: Laura?

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Speaker 1: And it was done and it was staring at me

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Speaker 1: doing to the poor goldfish to make him jump out?

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Speaker 8: Left his body and jumped out of bed, hand into bed.

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Speaker 4: I wonder how long.

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Speaker 6: The poor little thing was flapping around for next to

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Speaker 2: It's a good way to go, isn't it. It's like

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Speaker 1: Fish, And I don't think the last I think it

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Speaker 1: with say whip you jump out of the bowl too.

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Speaker 6: He's been trying to jump out for you this studio

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Speaker 6: for a long it's been waiting for the water to

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Speaker 4: Chris, Welcome to the show. What did you wake up

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Speaker 4: next to? Chris?

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Speaker 9: I actually got this sky home one that years ago.

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Speaker 9: I refused his advances, but he stayed to night.

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Speaker 5: Next weekend.

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Speaker 9: I came home and found him in the land room

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Speaker 4: And you're kidding me, you're kidding me.

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Speaker 5: He just really loved the house.

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Speaker 4: He didn't care who was.

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Speaker 5: He just wanted to stay. Chris, were you upset.

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Speaker 3: With your roommate or you had a bit of a Chackel?

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Speaker 9: Serious? Are you serious?

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Speaker 8: You picked up?

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Speaker 9: What are you doing?

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Speaker 5: Really?

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, it wasn't next to you the week after,

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Speaker 4: We're going to call here from me from Inger Inger?

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Speaker 4: What have you worke? She dropped out, that's my wife Nate,

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Speaker 4: what did she want working up next to a snake girl.

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Speaker 5: Sneaking O came gone that that angle?

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Speaker 3: Have we sneaky snake.

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Speaker 5: To a middle aged librarian Fitzy and we with Kate Richie.

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Speaker 4: Who wants to get into the Statman, guys, let's what.

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Speaker 7: Are you ready?

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Speaker 6: So the idea is that I give you a question,

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Speaker 6: to the pin. When the results come in, what percentage

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Speaker 4: I mean we've I've done it too, oh heaps.

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Speaker 2: I would say twenty two percent of people would make

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Speaker 6: What percentage of people someone, yeah, so pretended to be

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Speaker 1: I'm going to say forty percent.

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Speaker 4: You're going to get with forty A Coate's got a

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Speaker 4: four zero? What were you rying?

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Speaker 3: Only saying twenty two percent? Matt DeGroot? What are you saying?

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Speaker 5: Eighty seven percent?

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Speaker 4: Matt has taken a quick toilet break during that man?

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Speaker 4: Is he yeap? How long is the average toilet break

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Speaker 3: Tom, what would you like to seventy percent of people.

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Speaker 4: With seventies, I would has everyone in the room done it? Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I definite time or done it after the show

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Speaker 6: you've taken it out.

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Speaker 5: It's thirty eight.

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Speaker 3: You went with so Club.

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Speaker 1: MDG.

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Speaker 6: Welcome, hope you washed your hands. Here we go, second start?

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Speaker 6: What percentage? And we all know some of people are

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Speaker 6: left handed? This is real people a left handed?

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Speaker 1: Whow left handed? Aren't you? Tom?

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Speaker 2: I am?

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Speaker 1: That means I use the right side of my brain

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Speaker 5: Is that right?

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Speaker 1: Tim's amazing?

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Speaker 9: Non?

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Speaker 4: Tim, that's actually Tom.

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Speaker 3: The wrong side of your radio brain.

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Speaker 5: You started using sample good feedback.

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Speaker 4: People are left handed?

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Speaker 2: Eight?

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Speaker 3: No, way more than that, isn't it. I'll say sorry?

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Speaker 4: One third you'd suggest a left handed would you ruin?

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Speaker 5: It feels like it's less than a third?

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Speaker 1: Maybe change?

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Speaker 4: No, we've had to accept your first answer, Thomas.

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Speaker 6: Oh well, okay, okay, furthest from the pin was Tom,

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Speaker 4: It's eleven percent.

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Speaker 1: I'm glad I didn't change so silly after accept your

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Speaker 6: What about this, guys, this is a really interesting one.

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Speaker 6: I would ask that you think about where you live.

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Speaker 2: Oh, heaps, it's like ninety eight percent. I'm going to

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Speaker 1: First point nine, ninety five.

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Speaker 6: Ninety five as we have a very tight run and

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Speaker 5: You're not going to believe it. Kate Richie, it's eighty percent.

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Speaker 1: Clean sweep of the balls.

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Speaker 6: Three from three Kate Richie, that's a stat where I've

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Speaker 5: Three from three.

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Speaker 1: Really well done.

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, we've done it.

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Speaker 1: Starts amazing and with Kate Richie.

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Speaker 6: No, it's taking over the world, guys AI artificial intelligence.

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Speaker 6: Not long ago we experienced the first chat GPT rap

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Speaker 6: here in the studio, if you remember, against Jason Donovan

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Speaker 2: Can I just say the negative side of this? So

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Speaker 3: AI voice of the daughter. Wow, it wasn't even the daughter. Wow.

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Speaker 2: Went to the police first, but she was like, I, yeah,

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Speaker 6: I shouldn't talk about stories like that could put to

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, oh, I know, well we won't exist

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Speaker 1: one day now.

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Speaker 2: In that situation, the best thing would to be you'd

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Speaker 2: ask your daughter.

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Speaker 6: A personal you and you would hope that the AI

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Speaker 2: If I mean, if Lenny rang and said Dad, Dad please,

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Speaker 4: Me all right, all right.

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Speaker 2: Chat GBT, how much do you need GBT GPT?

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Speaker 4: And I would then say, all right, send me his

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Speaker 6: You idiot, you damn computer you one Dad has actually

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Speaker 6: because chat GPT is now in an app as well,

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Speaker 6: you can ask for anything.

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Speaker 3: So what do you do?

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Speaker 1: Can I just check sure you download the app?

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Speaker 6: You can download the app, or you can just use

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Speaker 6: the website Open AI okay, and you type in whatever

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Speaker 4: The rhyme or the rap for you.

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Speaker 1: What happens, like like when do you even very clever

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Speaker 6: Write a bedtime story about FITZI Whippa with Kite Richie

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Speaker 10: Once upon a time, in a far away land, there

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Speaker 10: They were very curious and adventurous, only seeking new adventures.

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Speaker 6: The Genie was a pap He tricked everybody when we

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Speaker 1: It's not the Genie. Dizzy and with Kay Richiever ever

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Speaker 5: Didn't make say, well, you know those.

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Speaker 1: Strange burglaries where they're not breaking in, smashing things, stealing

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Speaker 2: We got ransacked. I come home from footy train in

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Speaker 2: Yeah, kitchen utensils everywhere, clothes everywhere, and we went through

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Speaker 1: Oh, so it was one of those which freaks you

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Speaker 3: Is this story weird thing for Mick to do?

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Speaker 1: Just ask break the windows? Now we have to replace them.

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Speaker 1: There's a sweet spot or something in Vancouver, which of

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Speaker 3: Anyway?

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Speaker 1: This woman her burglary has been incredibly bizarre because the

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Speaker 4: It wasn't me, by the way you're looking at me.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if he's got the monies or something

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Speaker 3: Fresh cupcakes though, are they? They'd be from the day before.

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Speaker 5: I don't think he's worried about that.

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Speaker 3: Jemimah has given us a call. He had a bizarre

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Speaker 9: Jemiah, Yeah, super weird. When I was a teenager, we

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Speaker 7: Of the beds, and oh no, that's scary.

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Speaker 4: So you don't want that, do you know? It's like

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Speaker 3: No, yeah, keep going, Jemia.

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Speaker 9: It's just super weird. So we coord sleep. But nothing

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Speaker 8: Of the birds.

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Speaker 7: Do you know what?

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Speaker 2: Do you know what? I remember because we had the

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Speaker 5: Dad had.

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Speaker 2: Dad had gathered evidence himself, and I remember there was

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Speaker 2: So Dad goes, come over here, mate, I've got a

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Speaker 5: Look at that right right.

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Speaker 2: A lot of guys going, oh awesome, mate, no worries,

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Speaker 4: Nobody ever left the house got him A lot was.

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Speaker 8: Story Tara, Hi, guys, Yeah, I had a really bizarre

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Speaker 8: I'm going to leave the jewelry behind.

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Speaker 3: What a pomote last.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, really really thankful for that. Yeah, I'm really happy.

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Speaker 1: Like, yeah, I guess in that sense, there's something kind

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Speaker 1: It's like, I'm not creepy. I just need the cash, need.

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Speaker 8: Some jury and some cash coming up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, whenever I watch bank robbery movies, there's always the

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Speaker 2: good with Chris Pine and as well, they say to

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Speaker 3: The bank's ripping you off anyway. We're here to rip

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Speaker 3: you're right, You're right.

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Speaker 4: I'll give you a code.

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Speaker 2: I'll lay down here, I'm not going to do anything

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