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Speaker 1: This is Brownies Podcast! Welcome to Brownies Podcast! Grand final week!

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Speaker 1: How have they done it, John? How have they done it?

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Speaker 1: I don't care how they've done it, but I tell

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Speaker 1: you what, it's going to be... Don't worry about a

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Speaker 1: big team for the big week for the Brisbane Lions.

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Speaker 1: It's going to be a big week for me! There's

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Speaker 1: plenty of events out there, Brown Dog. If they play

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Speaker 1: four quarters of footy, they'll be unbeatable. It's going to

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Speaker 1: be unbelievable. You're right. They've had some mighty comebacks the

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Speaker 1: last two weeks. What a day for me on Saturday.

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Speaker 2: Yes.

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Speaker 1: As a football supporter, a football lover, you very rarely

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Speaker 1: have a day like this. My three football teams that

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Speaker 1: I follow won. Run through them.

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Speaker 2: Who?

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Speaker 1: The mighty South Warrnambool Roosters won the grand final by

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Speaker 1: a point. Shit, yes. In the Hampton League. Yes. I

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Speaker 1: played for the South Dornan when we were growing up.

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Speaker 1: The Mighty Ball and Footy Club, who I've followed since

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Speaker 1: moving to Melbourne. Catch. They beat East Ringwood by two

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Speaker 1: points on the weekend. Coached by Brenton Sanderson. And then

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Speaker 1: the Mighty Brisbane Lions on Saturday twilight at five o'clock

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Speaker 1: get the job done against the Geelong Cats by 10 points.

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Speaker 1: What a day it's been for a football supporter. That's

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Speaker 1: the best game you could ever watch. And there was

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Speaker 1: a twist at the end.

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Speaker 3: Who was the Geelong player that missed it? Because there

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Speaker 3: was one more twist in the tale. Oh, shit.

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Speaker 1: But they wouldn't have won it from then anyway. They

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Speaker 1: could have, mate. Hold on, hold on. I saw Port

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Speaker 1: Adelaide win one with less time. Well, true, that's a

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Speaker 1: good point. That goal goes in, there's over 30 seconds left. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think there was 27. They could have won a clearance,

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Speaker 1: but they didn't. And, you know, at the end of

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Speaker 1: the day... What does your saviour auntie had a penis?

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Speaker 1: She'd be named, I don't know. She'd be your uncle.

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Speaker 1: She'd be your uncle, that's right. Yeah, there you go. What?

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 1: What just happened? Yeah, that's a famous saying. That's a

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Speaker 1: famous saying. I just cooked it up in the middle.

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Speaker 1: But I'll tell you what. What just happened? Before we

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Speaker 1: get into that grand final week. Final. Which we're accustomed to,

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Speaker 1: Brown Dog. Media murmurings. Oh, what do you mean? Media murmurings.

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Speaker 1: We've got bombs to drop. The danger of media murmurings

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Speaker 1: just taking over Grand Final League. Tim Watson out because

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Speaker 1: Campbell Brown is in. Congratulations, dog. We know the dog's

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Speaker 1: in and the big show next year, Corn Dog, but

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Speaker 1: apparently Channel 7 is going on a massive raid. What

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Speaker 1: do you mean? Against Channel 9.

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Speaker 3: Caro.

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Speaker 1: My mail is apparently Cara will be poached out of

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Speaker 1: Channel 9 into Channel 7 to work with Cain Corns.

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Speaker 3: And I heard because her and Cain are in a

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Speaker 3: loving relationship and they want to be together.

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Speaker 1: I don't know about that. The arrow's coming to set.

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Speaker 1: The arrow's coming to set. Now, that has big implications

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Speaker 1: for our man, Brown Dog, because apparently the new show

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Speaker 1: next year, Corn Dog. Corn Dog.

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Speaker 3: Hey, sponsors are already going nuts over Corn Dog. Sexy

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Speaker 3: Land have showed their interest. Bunnings have showed their interest.

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Speaker 2: Yes.

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Speaker 1: Who else? ChocMilk Company. ChocMilk. Big M. Big M. I'm

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Speaker 1: concerned now that's going to be called the Carrow Corn Show.

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Speaker 1: That is big.

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Speaker 4: If they've gone out and they've got– we know they've

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Speaker 4: got Kane.

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Speaker 1: That's already been established.

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Speaker 4: If they've gone and raided Carrow, who's been on nine for–

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Speaker 4: Ever and a day.

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Speaker 1: That'd be astonishing. Now, dog, is this rumour or is

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Speaker 1: it a semblance of truth? I've heard it could be true. Oh,

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Speaker 1: he's a.

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Speaker 4: So whoever your source is gets some good mail.

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Speaker 1: Lord almighty, where there's smoke, there's fire. Yeah. Hey, Hutchie's bleeding.

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Speaker 1: Hutchie's bleeding talent. Does that mean you're getting the call-up for...

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Speaker 1: I'll still be able to do SEN. Yeah, but you're

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Speaker 1: getting the call-up for Talking Footy. What show does he do?

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Speaker 1: Footy Classified. Oh, well, hey... That's interesting because maybe now

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Speaker 1: nine turn the tables on Channel 7 and they go dog. No,

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Speaker 1: I'd never leave 7. Is that right? Yeah. The company man. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm company man now. Well, when your best mate is

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Speaker 1: running the show at Channel 7, it'd be hard to leave,

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Speaker 1: wouldn't it? When's he going to give you something for

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Speaker 1: crying out loud? I'm not too fast.

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Speaker 4: I'm like that player that's had a really good season.

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Speaker 4: He goes into the off-season. He knows he's an established

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Speaker 4: senior player now.

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Speaker 1: He just needs to come back the next year. and

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Speaker 1: he slots straight back in. But you said off-season. So

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Speaker 1: are you saying you're already in the off-season? So no

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Speaker 1: role for you on Grand Final Day? No official role. No,

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Speaker 1: no official role. What? I'll tell you what there will be.

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? There'll be a splattering of the

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Speaker 1: brown dog. From early morning, 8 a.m. to about midday.

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Speaker 1: So you're a breakfast operator. Yeah, I'm a breakfast operator.

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Speaker 1: I'm not the extra footy broadcaster. Brown dog live from

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Speaker 1: the North Melbourne breakfast, that sort of stuff.

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Speaker 4: Remember last year I went to your famous pub that

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Speaker 4: you got the mural on the wall?

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Speaker 1: That's right, the Royal Derby Hotel. Chrissie Johnson's on it now,

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Speaker 1: another Channel 7. So I'll be doing that sort of stuff.

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Speaker 1: You're standing out next to traffic next to a wall

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Speaker 1: of your friends. Yeah, at like 8 in the morning

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Speaker 1: when no one's around.

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Speaker 4: I'm trying to rustle up some environment, some sort of excitement.

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Speaker 1: But you'll be on air at some point, surely. None

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Speaker 1: of it will be live. I reckon you'll see me

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Speaker 1: do five or six crossings. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: On the main channel or on the backup channel?

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Speaker 1: On Gem. And seven mates. Seven mates. But, hey, it'll

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Speaker 1: be good to be back. Over the coverage on Grand

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Speaker 1: Final Day. Nothing. So not even– we're going to cross

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Speaker 1: down to Campbell Brown to see how the– what injury?

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Speaker 1: Callum Mills. How the Callum Mills hamstring is. Nuts. No,

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Speaker 1: that's bullshit. Yeah, that'll be game day coverage. Hey, more

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Speaker 1: spicy news.

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Speaker 3: Campbell's got a mystery black toe and Ginny was at

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Speaker 3: his house Saturday night.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's big. What the hell? Well, I saw them

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Speaker 1: in the same room together. Bar Bambi, I was at

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Speaker 1: Bar Bambi on Saturday. Yes. It was my cue to

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Speaker 1: leave when I saw 50 footballers turn up, closely followed

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Speaker 1: by 50 influencers. Jesus. And Brown Dog.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And Brown Dog. Oh, yeah. And we stood out like

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Speaker 1: a sore thumb. It was for Tommy Sheridan's Rick's party.

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Speaker 1: What does Rick's mean? He threw it to Sunglass Company. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: He throws a party every year at Bar Bambi. It's

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Speaker 4: Part of the process is he invites some of his

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Speaker 4: friends and then he invites some of the social following.

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Speaker 1: The women that have big influences.

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Speaker 5: Invites some VFL talent.

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Speaker 4: But I'll tell you where the VFL talent came to before,

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Speaker 4: the after party, because– There ended up being about 50 people.

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Speaker 1: Back in my little apartment.

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Speaker 4: And there was people, the people I hadn't even heard

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Speaker 4: of before the prime train walked through.

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Speaker 1: What type? The prime train? Yeah, with his blonde mullet. Yeah, train. Jesus.

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Speaker 1: Is that Aaron Norton? No, no.

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Speaker 6: No, is this a famous local footballer who– He's very

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Speaker 6: big on social media. Plays it like, you know, just

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Speaker 6: goes places for cash. And he calls himself Prime Train.

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Speaker 4: Aaron Norton came back. Guinea was back there. Did you

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Speaker 4: ask him about coming on the podcast?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, mate. He locked himself in. Really? I thought at

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Speaker 1: about 2 o'clock.

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Speaker 4: On Thursday night, Friday morning, I'd got my first... person

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Speaker 4: to come on the potty.

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Speaker 1: Where is he? Well, it's Brownlow Morning, so he's pulled out.

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Speaker 1: That's fair, John. Brownlow Morning. So, like, that doesn't make

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Speaker 1: sense to me. No, suit fittings and shit. Well, he's

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Speaker 1: debuting his new girlfriend. Yeah, she's coming along.

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Speaker 4: He's told me he's going to wear a white jacket.

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Speaker 4: He's debuting his new girlfriend.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Who is she? I'm not too sure. What about,

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Speaker 1: I asked him as well. I'll hit him up. He'd

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Speaker 1: be sick of it. He'd be sick of initially committing

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Speaker 1: to Brownie's podcast a long time ago because I also

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Speaker 1: hit him up at the door on the way to Guinea.

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Speaker 1: We were off for the podcast. He goes, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Brown Dog's already hit me up. He'll come. I reckon

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Speaker 1: we'll get him.

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Speaker 3: So, Doc, you're sitting like Don Corleone in your apartment,

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Speaker 3: your house. And you look across the room, there's Guinea

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Speaker 3: in one corner, there's the prime train.

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Speaker 1: And then what's your house like? Gryphon Logue, like Tommy

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Speaker 1: Sheridan's mates. It's great. What was the state of your

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Speaker 1: house when you woke up? What time did you wake up?

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Speaker 1: Two questions.

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Speaker 4: Woke up sort of early morning Friday, when I say

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Speaker 4: early morning, around 10 o'clock. Absolutely a mess. All those

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Speaker 4: little vodka soda cans everywhere. They'd help themselves to some

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Speaker 4: apples out of my fridge.

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Speaker 1: Apples? Yes, which is unusual.

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Speaker 4: Hey, I'll tell you what, I thought Jordan Lewis had

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Speaker 4: raided my cupboard because all the succotales were gone.

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Speaker 1: Only the plain ones, all the flabby ones left. And

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Speaker 4: I had a function with Billy and Mark Harvey on

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Speaker 4: the Friday, and I attended that. Then that was in Brayside.

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Speaker 4: Then I went out, had some drinks, watched the footy

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Speaker 4: and everything. I came back like 11 o'clock Friday night.

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Speaker 4: I didn't have any of me to clean the house,

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Speaker 4: so I went to sleep. And then I woke up

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Speaker 4: Saturday morning with a broken little toe, right? And I

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Speaker 4: had to clean my joint up.

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Speaker 1: So it was tough. I'll tell you what you should try.

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Speaker 1: I am fond of doing the clean up when you're

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Speaker 1: half full.

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Speaker 4: Really?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, agreed. It's the best. It's the best. It's enjoyable.

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Speaker 1: Really smart. You really rip into it to make your

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Speaker 1: work ethic when you're half full. Skyrockets. And you're still

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Speaker 1: enjoying a red while you're doing it. And a bit

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Speaker 1: of music. Yep. Maybe a special podcast or a brownies podcast.

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Speaker 1: A special podcast. You just never know. But I'll tell

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Speaker 1: you what, mate, it is immaculate when you wake up

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Speaker 1: the next day. It's genius.

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Speaker 4: Well, maybe I'll throw another one grand final night and

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Speaker 4: I can clean up. while having a few drinks before

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Speaker 4: I go to the end of season celebration drinks.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, which ones? Channel 7's AFL team. I thought you

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Speaker 1: were going to say Brownies podcast because I don't think

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Speaker 1: it's any of those ones. So I don't know how

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Speaker 1: I broke my title. I don't remember stumbling.

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Speaker 3: We can get there. We can get there. So let's

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Speaker 3: trace your steps. Did it happen early in the night?

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Speaker 1: Definitely not early in the night.

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Speaker 3: Where did you go midnight and midway during the evening

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Speaker 3: and how drunk are you at that point?

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Speaker 1: I was around, actually. Maybe it was the cobblestones. You

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Speaker 1: walked down to Bar Bambi. You didn't clip it on

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Speaker 1: the cobblestones.

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Speaker 4: It was sore, and it just progressively got sore and

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Speaker 4: Grand Final.

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Speaker 1: Hurt. Jesus.

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Speaker 5: Can we see it?

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Shell us your toe, man. Yeah, mate, my toe.

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Speaker 1: Shell us your toe. Bust it. Oh, man. The little toe.

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Speaker 1: It's actually quite fat. It's not as black or as

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Speaker 4: They turned the music down. Everyone turned it down. Guinea

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Speaker 3: You brought up the protesters, the two cops just trying

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Speaker 4: And I said, look, that's just disgraceful behaviour, but I

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Speaker 1: I apologise. Very, very fun time of the year, but

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Speaker 4: And I'll make sure that the music stays down. I

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Speaker 1: They thanked you. I walked them to the lift. They said,

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Speaker 4: They went down and I walked back in there like

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Speaker 4: I was at a party. Like I was at like–

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Speaker 1: The f * * * ing music back up. No

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Speaker 4: And my friend again came back on.

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Speaker 1: I am a party. Inside of my head. Inside of my...

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Speaker 1: That might have been when you broke your toe. You

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Speaker 4: It actually might have been because I jumped up onto

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Speaker 1: That's what's happened. I think we've worked it out, Dana.

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Speaker 1: I think so, mate. Case closed. You're in a very

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Speaker 1: You flew that! That game was shithouse on Friday night.

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Speaker 5: Sydney were really good.

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Speaker 1: Tell us what happened, mate.

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Speaker 6: They just didn't miss any targets by foot. They're lethal.

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Speaker 5: They were a very good time.

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Speaker 1: At what point did you, because you were there, you

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Speaker 5: Oh, about five minutes. I'm like, when did James Burgoy

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Speaker 6: And then that's the last moment that we actually show anything.

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Speaker 6: They played their grand final the week before, and it

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Speaker 1: I just want to ask you about Kenny Hinkley. He

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Speaker 4: They're too spasmodic with their best and their worst. And

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Speaker 1: Dixon can't play again.

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Speaker 5: No, Dixon's done.

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Speaker 1: Travis Boak? He was actually pretty good.

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Speaker 5: Mate, he kicked the ball.

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Speaker 1: One mistake. No, he did not, mate.

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Speaker 5: He cost us three goals, truly, off his own boot.

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Speaker 1: He's kicking his bloody ordinary. But bad night. But over

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Speaker 1: the year, what would you rate Boak? Yeah, he had

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Speaker 6: And he's a consummate professional. So he goes away and

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Speaker 6: he works on his body harder than anyone else in

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Speaker 4: So the best thing about the grand final is I

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Speaker 1: You've got Sydney who have been the best side all year. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: They had their little, their laps for five or six

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Speaker 1: Since round 12. Yeah, absolutely. If you look at it,

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Speaker 2: Shh.

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Speaker 1: It could be an old school cracker one for the ages. John,

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Speaker 1: do you feel like a silly, silly man?

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Speaker 3: Because at the start of this finals campaign, your enthusiasm

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Speaker 1: Well, the problem was this would be unheralded what Brisbane

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Speaker 1: First week going to Sydney, not as tough a trip.

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Speaker 1: I'm buoyed by the fact that Darcy Ford two years

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Speaker 1: If they can do that, now maybe, just maybe, something

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Speaker 1: that we didn't experience, Brown Dog, that bye before the

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Speaker 1: idea of the buy. I really do.

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Speaker 4: And especially if they bring in the wild card next

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Speaker 4: the buy certainly has helped sides. It helped the doggies

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Speaker 1: Yeah. And it will help Brisbane. I want to go back.

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Speaker 4: So Tom Stewart's tackle on Zach Bailey with under three

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Speaker 4: That should be remembered like Fraser Brown's tackle on Dean

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Speaker 1: Yeah. That's what it would have gone down as because

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Speaker 4: But they go on and lose the game instead of

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Speaker 4: piece of play as you could ever ask for.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: You know, because if he doesn't stick that, Bailey's having

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Speaker 4: a shot at goal to ice the game. Yep. Turnover goal,

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Speaker 4: Geelong in front, 93,000 at the G, game on.

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Speaker 1: Like it's what you dream about. That's what you love

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Speaker 1: about prelims. Great prelims. And often you get a shit prelim,

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Speaker 1: which we've got Friday night, Thanks, bros. Thanks, bros. And

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Speaker 1: a great prelim final. It's moments, isn't it? It's moments

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Speaker 1: Stuart does that, but then Joe Danaher, who played an

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Speaker 1: the Lions. Just moments. But there was another twist to

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Speaker 1: be had, but the dude just missed it. I can't

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Speaker 1: believe it. It was crazy. That's right, yeah. He was

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Speaker 1: trying to dish it because he looked like he had

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Speaker 1: a corky or something.

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Speaker 4: I think he might have got up with a little

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Speaker 4: tweaked groin or something. He had that look on his face,

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Speaker 4: so he didn't want to take the kick.

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Speaker 1: No. And just the moment and the pressure.

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Speaker 5: In that situation, can't he say, nah, I'm injured, I

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Speaker 5: can't walk?

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Speaker 1: You can, right? Well, you can, absolutely, but you've got

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Speaker 1: to go off the ground, probably. It'll certainly get well

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Speaker 1: out of the way. And he had to rush it

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Speaker 1: as well. He had to rush it because the clock

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Speaker 1: was going. Time was back on, so the clock was

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Speaker 1: ticking out. But just magnificent moments. It was great to see.

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Speaker 1: I thought Brisbane. Brisbane's kicking was brilliant. We talk about

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Speaker 1: Sydney's great kicking and obviously we criticise Port Adelaide, but

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Speaker 1: the ability for Brisbane to pull apart Geelong, and Geelong's

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Speaker 1: normally very well organised behind them, I think they might

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Speaker 1: have a close look at what St Kilda did to Geelong.

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Speaker 1: in the last game there or second last game there

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Speaker 1: at Marvel Stadium. Remember that in the second half? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they did. I think Brisbane may have had a close

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Speaker 1: look at that and just say, right, this may be

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Speaker 1: the way that Geelong gets dismantled. And Brisbane, kudos to them.

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Speaker 1: They executed that in the second half.

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Speaker 4: Joe Danaher's been much maligned throughout his career. He's a

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Speaker 4: bit of an enigma. He's a different guy. Lives in

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Speaker 4: Byron Bay. Drives up to Brisbane every day. He does

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Speaker 4: the magnificent, right, sometimes like he did in the semifinal

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Speaker 4: and kick those goals. Other times he's missed from directly

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Speaker 4: in front. He's handballed and played on when the halftime

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Speaker 4: siren went right.

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Speaker 1: But.

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Speaker 4: Credit where credit's due, his grand final last year, he

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Speaker 4: was probably Brisbane's best player. He single-handedly won in the

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Speaker 4: game against GWS two weeks ago and his performance was

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Speaker 4: While there were better players, you know, Lockie Neal, and

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Speaker 4: we spoke about a couple of the other guys, Rainer

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Speaker 4: and a few. His overall performance when the big ruckman

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Speaker 4: went down was unbelievable. So he, if they win the flag,

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Speaker 4: will be elevated to a level that Joe.

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Speaker 1: Danaher probably has never been in. Oh, no, and Joe

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Speaker 1: Danaher deservedly– should, you know, when we're looking at who's

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Speaker 1: been the best forward and people get Ray, Jesse Hogan,

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Speaker 1: Jeremy Cameron, Charlie Kernow, all these, Joe Danner's full body

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Speaker 1: of work. I said it last week on the podcast.

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Speaker 1: Joe Danner has been the best forward in the competition

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Speaker 1: the last two years. If you look at his body

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Speaker 1: of work, his ability to play forward, Then go into

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Speaker 1: the ruck and support like he does. His ability in

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Speaker 1: big games. Should have won the Norm Smith if Brisbane

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Speaker 1: had won the game last year in the grand finals.

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Speaker 1: His performances have been outstanding. If you look at it

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Speaker 1: over the full course of the two years, he's been

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Speaker 1: a terrific player. It's been great to see. Just quickly

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Speaker 1: on the incident. Oscar McInerney's display of coverage was one

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Speaker 1: for the ages. That'll be remembered, especially if Brisbane went

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Speaker 1: within the bowels of the Gabba. for what he did.

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Speaker 1: And that's why he's loved by his teammates. They asked him.

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Speaker 1: He went down. His shoulder was popped out. And the

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Speaker 1: coaches said to him, we need another 20 minutes or

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Speaker 1: a quarter. If you can just get us through that,

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Speaker 1: get us close to halftime, that'll allow Joe to get

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Speaker 1: us through the second half. Yep. And obviously not put

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Speaker 1: as much relying on Eric Hipwood and young Morris down there.

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Speaker 1: And he did it. He went back out. No full well.

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Speaker 1: It'll probably pop again. And he's done for the grand final.

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Speaker 1: Done for the grand final. Does another 15, 20 minutes

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Speaker 1: a quarter. Does what is required for the team. Pops

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Speaker 1: his shoulder again, which obviously rules him out for a

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Speaker 1: grand final. But he got them. He got them far

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Speaker 1: enough into the game that that allowed Danner to ruck

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Speaker 1: for the second half. Like Simpson and his donkey. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: You're right. It was like Simpson and his donkey. I

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Speaker 1: love the analogy.

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Speaker 4: And I reckon Jack Graham did something very similar for

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Speaker 4: the Tigers on their premiership run as well.

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Speaker 1: Remember, he dislocated his shoulder. Yeah, yeah. Taped it up,

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Speaker 1: went back out there, played a role, and was done

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Speaker 1: for the grand final. Because the shoulder, running around with

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Speaker 1: your shoulder, and I haven't dislocated a shoulder, but I've

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Speaker 1: subluxed my AC joint. It's a really horrible feeling. So,

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Speaker 1: you know, like the feeling that your shoulder is out

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Speaker 1: of place for that whole quarter. But what's the deal?

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Speaker 1: Because it's not broken or torn. So why, if you

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Speaker 1: pop it back in, why can't it just stay in?

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Speaker 1: Because it just keeps popping out because it's loose. And

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Speaker 1: is that forever?

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Speaker 5: The ligaments are all cooked.

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Speaker 1: They're all cooked, yeah. You go in and get surgery.

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Speaker 1: You get a reconstruction.

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Speaker 5: It's never the same. It's never the same.

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Speaker 1: Imagine the shock of having that to your ligaments and

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Speaker 1: all that, having your shoulder put back in and then

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Speaker 1: going out and playing. And you know what? And there

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Speaker 1: were several times where it didn't pop out, where he

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Speaker 1: went to ground and he got absorbed. But he just

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Speaker 1: kept whacking away. You know what Oscar McInerney reminds me of?

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Speaker 1: He reminds me of one of those great steeplechase horses.

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Speaker 1: You know, they're slow as a wet week, but they

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Speaker 1: just keep whacking away. You can imagine him over the

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Speaker 1: 33 jumps at Warrnambool in the May races, mate. The

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Speaker 1: Grand Daniel, five and a half Ks. Whacking away. He's

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Speaker 1: an old steeplechaser. He just keeps whacking away. Just whacking.

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Speaker 1: He's an absolute beauty.

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Speaker 5: He was whacking off. You see when.

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Speaker 3: Joe marked it in the goal square and then just

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Speaker 3: charged into the ground like an NFL player.

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Speaker 1: That was wild. I don't know what was happening. It

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Speaker 1: scared me. I was at the ground. It was like

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Speaker 1: he was running at me. Well, that ball just dropped

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Speaker 1: marginally short of the goal on me. That was amazing.

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Speaker 1: It was cool. It's been called a coach killer, potentially. Like,

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Speaker 1: it would have been, wouldn't it? If it had gone

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Speaker 1: through for a goal, like, who knows? And that's the

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Speaker 1: enigma of Joe Danner. That's Joe.

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Speaker 4: But you're a better side going into this year's grand

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Speaker 4: final than you were last year because of... One, you

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Speaker 4: get Ashcroft back, who's a star. And two, geez, you've

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Speaker 4: got one up forward, Kai Loman. He has got serious

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Speaker 4: X Factor.

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Speaker 1: Mondra-esque. Can kick goals. Johnny from Karate Kid. He's hard.

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Speaker 1: Johnny Lawrence. He's hard, he can kick goals, and he

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Speaker 1: can take a great mark. Mate, he's a star. It's

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Speaker 1: going to be interesting, the actual match-ups, as to what

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Speaker 1: ends up happening next. There, Harry Cunningham's done a great

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Speaker 1: job on some of the small forwards. He did a

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Speaker 1: great job on Willie Rowley. He'll probably play on Charlie Cameron,

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Speaker 1: but Lowman's going to be the one to watch. He's

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Speaker 1: a beauty. I love his celebrations too. They've got Lowman

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Speaker 1: and they've got Cam Raine and they've got Zach Bailey.

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Speaker 1: They've got three genuine X Factor players that can light

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Speaker 1: it up on the MCG. John, your team lost by

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Speaker 1: under a goal last year. Yeah. And imagine the headspace

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Speaker 1: they'd be in. They've done... They can erase that pain.

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Speaker 1: They've done it again. They've got to the grand final. Oh, absolutely.

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Speaker 1: Imagine the demons when they were zipping three and two

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Speaker 1: and five early in the season. So, 16 of that team...

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Speaker 1: played against Geelong when they were belted in the prelim

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Speaker 1: final two years ago. So they stared the dragon in

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Speaker 1: the face, stared her in the eyes, and then they've

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Speaker 1: come again and then they've gone and made it to

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Speaker 1: the grand final. So each year, the Brisbane Lions have improved,

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Speaker 1: haven't they? So hopefully, if they're going to improve, they

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Speaker 1: just need to get one more goal than they did

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Speaker 1: last year. Hey, can I come to the grand final, man?

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Speaker 1: We'll see. We'll see. We'll do our best. We'll do

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Speaker 1: our best. Back in a second. Welcome back to Brownies Podcast. Bec,

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Speaker 1: follow us on at, do the thing, do the plug.

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Speaker 1: Do the plug for us.

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Speaker 5: At Brownies Podcast, Instagram and TikTok.

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Speaker 1: Brown dog ticket prices. Where are they going at? Because

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Speaker 1: I reckon ratings-wise, this has the potential to break all-time records.

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Speaker 1: So when Sydney people are watching, and particularly South East

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Speaker 1: Queenslanders are watching- The ratings are enormous.

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Speaker 3: Is that because the footy gets the whole country normally,

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Speaker 3: but it's extra because of Brisbane and Sydney?

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Speaker 1: Absolutely. 60% of the population lives north of the border.

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Speaker 1: So they're all invested in this game. It is true

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Speaker 1: state of origin. There's a lot of love for AFL

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Speaker 1: football too in the northern states now. They're two big

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Speaker 1: cities and there's going to be a lot of people

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Speaker 1: in town. I reckon the town will be pumping. It

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Speaker 1: will be. The price of gone bananas. There'll be a

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Speaker 1: lot of demand for tickets, dog. What's the price?

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Speaker 4: Well, StubHub and some of the scammers out there, I'll

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Speaker 4: just keep my ear to the ground.

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Speaker 1: The market at the moment is $ 1, 500. And you expect

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Speaker 1: that to go up?

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Speaker 4: I think it'll go up as we get closer to

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Speaker 4: the game. Because we were talking last Thursday. We thought,

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Speaker 4: JB said, I reckon they'll get $ 80, 000 to the G tonight.

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Speaker 1: There was $ 93, 000 there, right?

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Speaker 4: The appetite- for Sydney and Brisbane-based people. I've had someone

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Speaker 4: ring me wanting four tickets. They're going to fly down

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Speaker 4: from Brisbane. I said, sorry, I can't get my hands

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Speaker 4: on any, but get on StubHub and, you know, maybe

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Speaker 4: try and negotiate a deal.

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Speaker 1: You said StubHub a couple of times there. It feels

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Speaker 1: like you're in their pocket. Coin of tickets. Hoits. So

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Speaker 1: $ 1, 500 is the going rate? I think so. What are

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Speaker 1: you laughing at? Well, what's the flat rate? The flat

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Speaker 1: rate's $ 500 anyway. Face value. Is it? I've never bought

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Speaker 1: one at face value. I've never bought one at face value.

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Speaker 1: I think the town's going to be pumping. It's going

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Speaker 1: to be beautiful weather Friday, Saturday. I'm looking forward to it.

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Speaker 1: We'll be doing a couple of little functions, all above books,

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Speaker 1: of course. I like to contribute. to the tax office.

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Speaker 1: They do.

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Speaker 2: They do wonderful.

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Speaker 1: They do wonderful. Oh, they've spent it magnificently the last

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Speaker 1: couple of years. East, West, Link. Don't mention government. Oh,

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Speaker 1: the Commonwealth Games, David. We're paying for Glasgow to have

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Speaker 1: the f * * * ing thing. Don't mention government

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Speaker 1: around this book. When you drive to Wobble, you've got

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Speaker 1: to make sure your car doesn't get lost in all

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Speaker 1: the miles back to Wobble. They do a magnificent job.

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Speaker 1: Are you here the whole week? Yes, I'm here for

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Speaker 1: the whole week. Of course you are. Like I said,

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Speaker 1: the one thing about spending more time with your family.

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Speaker 1: is that you have to spend more time with your family.

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Speaker 1: It's overrated.

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Speaker 4: I wish we had a GoPro on JB this week.

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Speaker 4: You'd see some fascinating people that he meets.

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Speaker 1: You're not going to have a voice. You're going to

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Speaker 1: take it easy. Brown light or not? You going to

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Speaker 1: the brown light? No, I'm not doing the brown light.

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Speaker 1: Couch is on early, 7pm. Make sure you tune in

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Speaker 1: for that. Bucks is heading off in his penguin suit. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he'll be gone. See his girlfriend. Broads got up there. Yes,

644
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:38,619
Speaker 1: looking lovely. Yeah, looking magnificent. The fashion pages. So it's

645
00:27:38,660 --> 00:27:40,900
Speaker 1: always a big event. But if you don't win a Brownlow,

646
00:27:41,030 --> 00:27:43,570
Speaker 1: you don't get invited back. That's bullshit. Yes, you're a

647
00:27:43,590 --> 00:27:45,590
Speaker 1: current player. That's bullshit. So I'm happy to sit at

648
00:27:45,630 --> 00:27:47,810
Speaker 1: home on the couch. And then there'll be a few functions, dog.

649
00:27:47,830 --> 00:27:49,580
Speaker 1: We're at the Carbine Club tomorrow. Yes, we certainly are.

650
00:27:49,590 --> 00:27:51,870
Speaker 1: I've actually got to interview Andrew Dillon. Mel's coming. I'm

651
00:27:51,990 --> 00:27:56,320
Speaker 1: interviewing Andrew Dillon. Really? One out, the CEO of the AFL. Dino,

652
00:27:56,340 --> 00:27:59,620
Speaker 1: do you reckon you can maybe think about 20 questions

653
00:27:59,780 --> 00:28:02,180
Speaker 1: for the AFL CEO? You got some good questions? That

654
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:03,600
Speaker 1: would be weird, though, brother, and you have to do

655
00:28:03,619 --> 00:28:05,010
Speaker 1: them if I write them out for you. Absolutely. Well,

656
00:28:05,050 --> 00:28:07,210
Speaker 1: maybe we can get some suggestions from the degenerates too

657
00:28:07,230 --> 00:28:08,810
Speaker 1: on the WhatsApp, what you would like me to ask

658
00:28:08,910 --> 00:28:09,810
Speaker 1: Andrew Dillon. That's nice.

659
00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:14,660
Speaker 4: I'm one of the rare footballers that have been invited

660
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:17,260
Speaker 4: to more Brownlows in retirement than when I played. I

661
00:28:17,500 --> 00:28:19,620
Speaker 4: went to two when I played in 07 and 08

662
00:28:19,619 --> 00:28:23,570
Speaker 4: as a player and was ineligible every other year because

663
00:28:23,590 --> 00:28:28,229
Speaker 4: of suspension. Because I've done three Brownlow red carpets, I

664
00:28:28,470 --> 00:28:31,879
Speaker 4: then shanghaied onto a table somehow. You remember I used

665
00:28:31,890 --> 00:28:35,139
Speaker 4: to do those funny questions where– We call it the

666
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:41,150
Speaker 4: Campbell Brown Low Medal. And I gave Tom Lonergan a

667
00:28:41,210 --> 00:28:45,650
Speaker 4: mock Campbell Brown Low for having lost more kidneys than

668
00:28:45,690 --> 00:28:48,660
Speaker 4: he's had Brown Low votes, which I don't think he loved.

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00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:51,450
Speaker 1: No. I gave one to Phil Davis. Why don't you

670
00:28:51,490 --> 00:28:54,300
Speaker 1: try something like that? Which I don't think he loved.

671
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,140
Speaker 1: Why don't you try something like that with Christian? I

672
00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:58,620
Speaker 1: don't think that would go down well.

673
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:00,900
Speaker 4: And then I gave one to Phil Davis and said

674
00:29:00,940 --> 00:29:04,300
Speaker 4: that you've played for more clubs than you have had

675
00:29:04,340 --> 00:29:06,180
Speaker 4: Brownlow votes because he played for two.

676
00:29:06,220 --> 00:29:07,080
Speaker 1: Do you think he loved that?

677
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:10,060
Speaker 4: No, he didn't appreciate that either. And then I just

678
00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:13,239
Speaker 4: stopped getting invited to the Brownlow. I was like, what

679
00:29:13,260 --> 00:29:13,450
Speaker 4: the f * * k?

680
00:29:14,420 --> 00:29:16,520
Speaker 1: You know? No, it was a– it used to be

681
00:29:16,540 --> 00:29:17,960
Speaker 1: a little bit looser, the Brownlow Metal.

682
00:29:17,980 --> 00:29:18,080
Speaker 2: Yeah.

683
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:20,280
Speaker 1: Because back in the days, you could have the crownies

684
00:29:20,340 --> 00:29:21,920
Speaker 1: on the table and they'd just load up. Well, did

685
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:24,350
Speaker 1: Fev ruin it for everyone? Well, he did because what

686
00:29:24,370 --> 00:29:26,370
Speaker 1: you would do– and I got this tip from an

687
00:29:26,590 --> 00:29:31,310
Speaker 1: experienced Brownlow Metal attendee early days that slip the waiter. Yes.

688
00:29:31,330 --> 00:29:33,310
Speaker 1: Because you have a particular waiter that are looking after

689
00:29:33,330 --> 00:29:36,310
Speaker 1: just your table, maybe two other tables. Yep. Slip them

690
00:29:36,370 --> 00:29:38,330
Speaker 1: some cash. So I slipped my first year 100.

691
00:29:38,310 --> 00:29:38,380
Speaker 2: Yep.

692
00:29:38,410 --> 00:29:41,260
Speaker 1: And I'll tell you what. Smart. didn't you load us

693
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:44,180
Speaker 1: up the other tables were missing there was about 50

694
00:29:44,180 --> 00:29:45,830
Speaker 1: crownies in the middle of our tables tell me.

695
00:29:45,750 --> 00:29:47,330
Speaker 3: How you did it with the hunt did you just

696
00:29:47,390 --> 00:29:49,410
Speaker 3: put in their pocket did you do a handshake.

697
00:29:49,010 --> 00:29:51,350
Speaker 1: I just slid up and i just shook the hand

698
00:29:51,390 --> 00:29:54,260
Speaker 1: with a hundred dollar note in the hand And I said,

699
00:29:54,620 --> 00:29:59,420
Speaker 1: table 22. Because you only get served in the ad breaks, remember,

700
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:02,560
Speaker 1: because they know the clinking of glasses during the actual coverage.

701
00:30:02,580 --> 00:30:04,420
Speaker 1: You're a genius. So what happens? The doors open and

702
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:06,790
Speaker 1: then it's a mad rush. And if she's being looked

703
00:30:06,910 --> 00:30:09,690
Speaker 1: after with the slippery hand of JB, she's obviously going

704
00:30:09,710 --> 00:30:11,890
Speaker 1: to go to our table first before she goes to

705
00:30:11,930 --> 00:30:13,610
Speaker 1: the other table. Because you could go seven or eight

706
00:30:13,670 --> 00:30:16,450
Speaker 1: rounds without getting a drink, theoretically. That sucks. And you're

707
00:30:16,470 --> 00:30:18,580
Speaker 1: right about all the fun being gone from the brand.

708
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:21,120
Speaker 4: Gone are the days where you could deliberately– stand on

709
00:30:21,180 --> 00:30:24,540
Speaker 4: one of the girls' trains, you know, like their dress length.

710
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:26,840
Speaker 1: And you deliberately do that for horseplay? Well, a bit

711
00:30:26,900 --> 00:30:27,800
Speaker 1: of fun, you know.

712
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:32,070
Speaker 4: And I reckon the stylists, all right, and the designers

713
00:30:32,460 --> 00:30:34,050
Speaker 4: and the make-up artists are almost as.

714
00:30:34,010 --> 00:30:35,930
Speaker 1: Big stars as the players these days.

715
00:30:35,950 --> 00:30:39,390
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, it's– Ugly Adora and there's bloody Joey Scandese

716
00:30:39,430 --> 00:30:41,550
Speaker 4: with the hair and you've got the make-up artists.

717
00:30:41,910 --> 00:30:44,690
Speaker 1: Scandese's all over it. You've got Paul Versace stole by Bloom.

718
00:30:44,850 --> 00:30:47,230
Speaker 4: You've got to keep your finger on the pulse with

719
00:30:47,250 --> 00:30:47,690
Speaker 4: the fashion.

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Speaker 1: You've got Lowe's big and tall. Like, mate, a lot

721
00:30:50,130 --> 00:30:53,959
Speaker 1: of big fashion. There's peplums on dresses and colour coordination.

722
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:56,760
Speaker 1: Remember that year they did that show, the Brownlow Police

723
00:30:56,780 --> 00:30:59,280
Speaker 1: or whatever, the fashion, remember they were on there? Fashion Police.

724
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:01,540
Speaker 1: The Fashion Police and they did that. The rotisserie. It

725
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:03,640
Speaker 1: was like a TV show and the rotisserie wasn't great.

726
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:06,020
Speaker 1: But I think it's great to celebrate the girls getting

727
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:08,219
Speaker 1: all dolled up and glammed up beyond the scenes. It's

728
00:31:08,380 --> 00:31:14,290
Speaker 1: not all beer and Skittles. No. Well said, mate.

729
00:31:14,350 --> 00:31:18,450
Speaker 6: Brownie's analogies today have been absolutely astounding.

730
00:31:19,730 --> 00:31:20,970
Speaker 5: What was that one early?

731
00:31:20,990 --> 00:31:22,390
Speaker 1: I wouldn't ask for that one again.

732
00:31:22,570 --> 00:31:23,290
Speaker 5: What was the early one?

733
00:31:23,350 --> 00:31:25,490
Speaker 1: If your auntie had a penis, she'd be your uncle.

734
00:31:25,690 --> 00:31:29,680
Speaker 1: I mean, that's just science. It's just science. Yeah. All right,

735
00:31:29,700 --> 00:31:31,540
Speaker 1: we're going to take a break. Back in a second.

736
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Speaker 1: Don't move. It's Brownie's Podcast. Welcome back to Brownies Podcast. Hey,

737
00:31:36,420 --> 00:31:38,740
Speaker 1: there's a lot of good footy accounts, funny footy accounts.

738
00:31:38,900 --> 00:31:41,420
Speaker 1: There's one that I think have been really good all year. Cinch.

739
00:31:41,770 --> 00:31:44,890
Speaker 1: Cinch is really good. And Type Media AU. I think

740
00:31:44,930 --> 00:31:47,690
Speaker 1: it's a guy called Cheats that does it. Very funny.

741
00:31:47,710 --> 00:31:50,850
Speaker 1: Is that on Twitter? Instagram. Really, really funny shit. There's

742
00:31:50,870 --> 00:31:52,230
Speaker 1: some good Brisbane stuff out there.

743
00:31:52,250 --> 00:31:56,150
Speaker 3: But this is Type Media AU's. Follow them on Instagram.

744
00:31:56,170 --> 00:31:58,150
Speaker 3: This is their latest one on the Swans.

745
00:31:58,790 --> 00:31:59,630
Speaker 2: I just want to give you a bit of an

746
00:31:59,670 --> 00:32:02,270
Speaker 2: insight into the Sydney Swans team. We're a bunch of

747
00:32:02,350 --> 00:32:09,110
Speaker 2: unique individuals. McDonald, Papley, Amadi, Heaney, and myself. The Bloods

748
00:32:09,230 --> 00:32:11,760
Speaker 2: Army is going to engage with our minds and hearts.

749
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:15,840
Speaker 2: We're going to exchange goals. And Papley will piss players off.

750
00:32:16,380 --> 00:32:18,820
Speaker 2: A lot of players off. We're not always going to

751
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:23,440
Speaker 2: get it right. Horse may never smile again. But that's okay. Sometimes,

752
00:32:23,860 --> 00:32:27,280
Speaker 2: you've got to admit, it's the Swannies time. If you're

753
00:32:27,300 --> 00:32:29,660
Speaker 2: not on the Swans bandwagon, you can go f.

754
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:30,160
Speaker 1: * * * yourself.

755
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:32,000
Speaker 2: So if you want to come along for the ride,

756
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:33,580
Speaker 2: jump on the Bloods bandwagon.

757
00:32:33,940 --> 00:32:36,270
Speaker 1: Because we just love the footies. Mate, good shit. That's

758
00:32:36,290 --> 00:32:38,830
Speaker 1: good work. Like, nice and tidy. There was a hint

759
00:32:38,910 --> 00:32:44,830
Speaker 1: of American accent. Yeah. The AI has made, what's his face, American. Yeah, yeah. Kirky. Kirky.

760
00:32:44,850 --> 00:32:47,620
Speaker 1: Kirky boy. Kirky works for the Sydney staff. He's one

761
00:32:47,630 --> 00:32:51,640
Speaker 1: of the coaching staff. Is he? Sydney Swans ASI. Great horse, Longmire.

762
00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:54,120
Speaker 1: Who wins it tonight?

763
00:32:54,180 --> 00:32:59,820
Speaker 4: I think Dacos by three votes from Cripps. And I'm

764
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:02,240
Speaker 4: going to say Bontempelli third. A lot of people have

765
00:33:02,300 --> 00:33:03,080
Speaker 4: Lockie Neal up there.

766
00:33:03,140 --> 00:33:06,020
Speaker 1: I've got the other way around. I've got Cripps to win,

767
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:11,870
Speaker 1: to Dacos, Lockie Neal, Marks, Bontempelli in fourth place. My roughy,

768
00:33:11,930 --> 00:33:15,730
Speaker 1: I've got a couple, John Newcombe and Zach Butters. Just outsiders.

769
00:33:15,750 --> 00:33:18,110
Speaker 1: You've got to throw the outsiders in there for the multis. Absolutely.

770
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Speaker 1: So that's my tip. What a great night it'll be.

771
00:33:20,370 --> 00:33:21,730
Speaker 1: Do you remember the degenerate Pete?

772
00:33:21,810 --> 00:33:24,010
Speaker 3: It was Pete last year that had a fair bit

773
00:33:24,030 --> 00:33:26,490
Speaker 3: of coin on someone up to the last round.

774
00:33:26,770 --> 00:33:29,430
Speaker 1: Couldn't cash it out. Didn't cash it out. We talked

775
00:33:29,450 --> 00:33:31,580
Speaker 1: him out of it, remember? That was me. I caught

776
00:33:31,620 --> 00:33:34,300
Speaker 1: him weak if he did it. You did. I've got

777
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:36,840
Speaker 1: one of my boys at Fox took a $ 10 multi

778
00:33:36,860 --> 00:33:38,640
Speaker 1: earlier in the year. This is an interesting decision at

779
00:33:38,660 --> 00:33:42,360
Speaker 1: the moment. Spain, at the start of the year, Spain

780
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:45,700
Speaker 1: to win the Euros. which I did. Yes, yes. Melbourne Storm. Yep.

781
00:33:45,780 --> 00:33:50,420
Speaker 1: To win the flag. Looking good. Brisbane to win the flag.

782
00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:55,730
Speaker 1: At the moment, for a $ 10 bet, it's at $ 6, 000,

783
00:33:55,610 --> 00:33:58,150
Speaker 1: the cash out. What? Would you take the $ 6, 000? No.

784
00:33:58,170 --> 00:34:01,270
Speaker 1: Because I think the Storm are good things. Storm will

785
00:34:01,290 --> 00:34:02,910
Speaker 1: win and Brisbane will win. And Brisbane's obviously in the

786
00:34:02,930 --> 00:34:05,070
Speaker 1: grand final. Always let it ride. What if the Storm

787
00:34:05,110 --> 00:34:07,910
Speaker 1: win Friday night and it goes up to, say, is

788
00:34:07,930 --> 00:34:10,620
Speaker 1: that game Friday? Yeah, Friday night. They win and it

789
00:34:10,660 --> 00:34:12,919
Speaker 1: goes up to $ 7, 500.

790
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:15,960
Speaker 4: I'd wait till the game started. If Brisbane get out

791
00:34:16,180 --> 00:34:18,899
Speaker 4: of the blocks in the first quarter- then it'll jump

792
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:20,460
Speaker 4: significantly if they're in front.

793
00:34:20,500 --> 00:34:23,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, that's interesting. Are you talking about riding the lightning? Yeah,

794
00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:24,660
Speaker 1: you've got to ride the lightning. Ride the lightning. All

795
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:27,600
Speaker 1: the best to Stevie. I think Heaney will be leading

796
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:29,140
Speaker 1: the Brownlow until about round 15. Right.

797
00:34:29,180 --> 00:34:31,840
Speaker 4: Because he gets out of the blocks with about five

798
00:34:31,940 --> 00:34:34,340
Speaker 4: or six three-vote games in the first eight rounds.

799
00:34:34,390 --> 00:34:34,549
Speaker 2: Yep.

800
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:37,300
Speaker 4: And then he obviously can't win it because he's suspended.

801
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:41,370
Speaker 4: And then Kripa and Dacos will come hard.

802
00:34:41,469 --> 00:34:44,529
Speaker 1: Whose responsibility is it for the players? If Heaney gets

803
00:34:44,550 --> 00:34:48,010
Speaker 1: missed out in a Brownlow, potentially– because of that suspension.

804
00:34:48,030 --> 00:34:51,430
Speaker 1: Who's responsible? Is it the players' union to really stand

805
00:34:51,570 --> 00:34:54,030
Speaker 1: up and bang their fists on the table and say, hey,

806
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:56,700
Speaker 1: we need to make an alteration to the fairest part

807
00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:58,060
Speaker 1: of the brown line? I'm not saying scrap the fairest part.

808
00:34:58,080 --> 00:35:00,339
Speaker 1: I don't think they ever will. I don't think so.

809
00:35:00,450 --> 00:35:02,590
Speaker 4: No, I don't think so. There's too much history involved

810
00:35:02,670 --> 00:35:03,630
Speaker 4: and it's part of.

811
00:35:03,670 --> 00:35:06,830
Speaker 1: The– the uniqueness of this award. Yeah, I know there's

812
00:35:06,850 --> 00:35:11,790
Speaker 1: history involved, but we've changed the level, the level of

813
00:35:11,930 --> 00:35:14,870
Speaker 1: fairest and what's not fair over the 100 years. So

814
00:35:14,969 --> 00:35:16,910
Speaker 1: players would have won Brown Lane medals that would have

815
00:35:16,930 --> 00:35:20,750
Speaker 1: whacked players and did things that now would get one, two,

816
00:35:20,830 --> 00:35:25,670
Speaker 1: three weeks. So if we're saying it's all about history,

817
00:35:25,810 --> 00:35:30,010
Speaker 1: we've also got to change our fairest judgments, I think.

818
00:35:30,050 --> 00:35:32,500
Speaker 1: So that's why I think we shouldn't have one-week suspensions.

819
00:35:32,980 --> 00:35:35,680
Speaker 1: I think the AFL-Plaza Union should go and say, look,

820
00:35:36,180 --> 00:35:38,640
Speaker 1: let's alter things. Let's make the fines a bit heavier,

821
00:35:38,700 --> 00:35:41,290
Speaker 1: the deterrence a bit heavier, but not have one weakest.

822
00:35:41,610 --> 00:35:44,250
Speaker 1: So therefore, if you get suspended for two weeks and beyond,

823
00:35:44,489 --> 00:35:47,680
Speaker 1: you're ineligible for a brown loan medal. Mate. Well, is

824
00:35:47,700 --> 00:35:49,839
Speaker 1: that fair? Because there's a lot of tiggy touch with

825
00:35:49,860 --> 00:35:53,330
Speaker 1: things that are right on the edge. And if the

826
00:35:53,370 --> 00:35:56,230
Speaker 1: players agree to, yeah, but things like that, but they're minor,

827
00:35:56,270 --> 00:35:59,570
Speaker 1: they don't cause any damage, the players need to be

828
00:35:59,610 --> 00:36:01,820
Speaker 1: able to agree to it, you know? But a $ 1, 500

829
00:36:01,690 --> 00:36:04,390
Speaker 1: fine is not a deterrent for a player on a

830
00:36:04,410 --> 00:36:06,629
Speaker 1: million dollars a year. Not at all. So I just

831
00:36:06,650 --> 00:36:08,270
Speaker 1: think it's up to the players here to say, hey,

832
00:36:08,290 --> 00:36:10,710
Speaker 1: let's figure it out. Because it's a big moment in

833
00:36:10,770 --> 00:36:13,890
Speaker 1: a player's life. Absolutely. If they win a Brownlow. Life change.

834
00:36:14,070 --> 00:36:17,590
Speaker 1: A Brownlow taken away. Cashies for life change. Absolutely. Before

835
00:36:17,630 --> 00:36:20,989
Speaker 1: we go, I almost forgot that Brodie has come out

836
00:36:21,030 --> 00:36:24,899
Speaker 1: with some more ridiculous stuff. He reckons Katy Perry isn't

837
00:36:24,940 --> 00:36:27,600
Speaker 1: going to sing Raw at the final. That's the one

838
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:29,600
Speaker 1: song that she definitely has to sing because her lines

839
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:30,480
Speaker 1: are blank. Exactly.

840
00:36:30,860 --> 00:36:31,660
Speaker 5: She's not singing Raw.

841
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:36,080
Speaker 3: How on God's green planet would you know that?

842
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:37,219
Speaker 1: Don't worry.

843
00:36:37,430 --> 00:36:39,549
Speaker 6: I am very well connected in this town. She will

844
00:36:39,590 --> 00:36:41,969
Speaker 6: not be singing Raw. She wanted to do a lot

845
00:36:41,989 --> 00:36:43,950
Speaker 6: of the new album, and I think the AFL may

846
00:36:43,969 --> 00:36:47,049
Speaker 6: have said– Don't really want to do much of the

847
00:36:47,110 --> 00:36:48,590
Speaker 6: new album. Can we go back to some of the hits?

848
00:36:49,030 --> 00:36:50,830
Speaker 6: But Raw is not on the set list.

849
00:36:51,510 --> 00:36:55,080
Speaker 1: What about Fireworks? Fireworks is there. That's a cracker. They've

850
00:36:55,100 --> 00:36:57,640
Speaker 1: got to play Raw. My mail is four of the

851
00:36:57,680 --> 00:37:00,799
Speaker 1: bangers and one of the new ones. Four to one

852
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:02,799
Speaker 1: is a good ratio because you've got to give it one.

853
00:37:02,820 --> 00:37:03,960
Speaker 1: Four to one is a good one. I'm actually going

854
00:37:03,980 --> 00:37:05,420
Speaker 1: to do a pre-game for the big screen.

855
00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:05,859
Speaker 2: Oh, yes.

856
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:08,660
Speaker 1: To introduce as part of the introduction to Katy Perry.

857
00:37:09,430 --> 00:37:10,890
Speaker 1: And I've got some of the script. I don't know

858
00:37:10,910 --> 00:37:13,230
Speaker 1: where it is, but I'm going to be dressed in

859
00:37:13,270 --> 00:37:15,610
Speaker 1: the lines. Can you give us a bit of a taste, man?

860
00:37:15,630 --> 00:37:17,279
Speaker 1: Do you reckon you'll meet her? Do you reckon you'll

861
00:37:17,300 --> 00:37:19,500
Speaker 1: meet her? No. I won't meet her. What about Brisbane?

862
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:21,620
Speaker 1: I'm going to get a selfie with her. What about Brisbane?

863
00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:23,610
Speaker 1: I've been kicked off the MCG. They can't do that.

864
00:37:23,620 --> 00:37:26,670
Speaker 1: They're coming down on Wednesday. They can't try on the

865
00:37:26,790 --> 00:37:29,710
Speaker 1: MCG because she's practicing. That's a disgrace.

866
00:37:29,890 --> 00:37:32,109
Speaker 4: I would, if I was horse, crack the absolute shits

867
00:37:32,150 --> 00:37:34,770
Speaker 4: at that. It is an AFL grand final for the

868
00:37:34,850 --> 00:37:36,810
Speaker 4: two clubs, which is more important.

869
00:37:36,830 --> 00:37:38,509
Speaker 1: No, no, it's fakes. No, it's fakes.

870
00:37:38,530 --> 00:37:41,759
Speaker 4: No, it's not Sydney. Well, it's an AFL grand final

871
00:37:41,780 --> 00:37:44,440
Speaker 4: for the teams, right? The entertainment is just the entertainment.

872
00:37:44,620 --> 00:37:46,940
Speaker 1: Also, can't they do both? Can't Katie practice and the

873
00:37:46,980 --> 00:37:47,640
Speaker 1: boys have a kick?

874
00:37:47,660 --> 00:37:50,100
Speaker 4: You can't. Not allow a side to train on the

875
00:37:50,180 --> 00:37:52,040
Speaker 4: MCG because Katy Perry wants.

876
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:53,480
Speaker 1: To f * * * ing practice. They can do drills. Like,

877
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:55,600
Speaker 1: she's a witch's hat. You kick her around. She's a guest.

878
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:58,629
Speaker 1: She's a guest. Yeah. Yeah, I saw Tom Jones' air check.

879
00:37:58,690 --> 00:38:01,549
Speaker 1: It was fantastic. For real? Yeah, knocking Delilah. Sat there

880
00:38:01,590 --> 00:38:03,589
Speaker 1: with a crowd of about 10 people. I knocked out,

881
00:38:03,630 --> 00:38:06,930
Speaker 1: worked on Delilah. Sick. So you're doing a G-Up speech

882
00:38:06,969 --> 00:38:10,950
Speaker 1: for the actual broadcast? These lines, our lines, the resilience,

883
00:38:11,590 --> 00:38:13,000
Speaker 1: the resolve. Bus fan.

884
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:13,820
Speaker 4: Belief.

885
00:38:14,460 --> 00:38:19,120
Speaker 1: And trust. The grit and the gross. The character re-show.

886
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:23,839
Speaker 1: Come on. Redemption burns inside. Yes. Now is our time.

887
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:28,239
Speaker 1: This is our road to glory. You son of a bitch.

888
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:30,339
Speaker 1: One take wonder. So that'll come out. First I've heard that.

889
00:38:30,620 --> 00:38:33,469
Speaker 1: That'll come onto the big screen at MCG. Absolutely. What,

890
00:38:33,530 --> 00:38:36,970
Speaker 1: like just before they run out? Just before Katy Perry

891
00:38:36,989 --> 00:38:39,270
Speaker 1: comes out to do her thing. And she has to

892
00:38:39,310 --> 00:38:40,070
Speaker 1: deliver raw.

893
00:38:40,090 --> 00:38:40,370
Speaker 4: She must.

894
00:38:40,710 --> 00:38:41,410
Speaker 1: She must deliver all.

895
00:38:41,530 --> 00:38:41,900
Speaker 2: Well, there you go.

896
00:38:41,950 --> 00:38:43,570
Speaker 1: She must deliver all. That's my goal this week, to

897
00:38:43,590 --> 00:38:45,989
Speaker 1: get a selfie with Katy Perry. Excellent. One more thing

898
00:38:46,010 --> 00:38:47,509
Speaker 1: I'm going to leave you with. I don't want a

899
00:38:47,510 --> 00:38:49,660
Speaker 1: ticket to the game. I just want to be on

900
00:38:49,700 --> 00:38:52,580
Speaker 1: the broadcast team, just in the corner. Okay. Just get

901
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:54,919
Speaker 1: me in there. Well, you know, the funny thing is,

902
00:38:55,620 --> 00:38:58,620
Speaker 1: three years ago, because the AFL... But Fox are not

903
00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:01,180
Speaker 1: a broadcaster of the actual game. So they cut off

904
00:39:01,260 --> 00:39:05,950
Speaker 1: our media accreditation the morning off. But unbeknownst to us,

905
00:39:06,010 --> 00:39:08,669
Speaker 1: in 2019, this is the first year it happened, went

906
00:39:08,710 --> 00:39:11,430
Speaker 1: to walk into the MCG with a media accreditation, stopped.

907
00:39:12,030 --> 00:39:15,910
Speaker 1: Stopped at the gate by an MCC security lady. And

908
00:39:15,989 --> 00:39:18,480
Speaker 1: I said, oh, come on. I should be in there.

909
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:20,980
Speaker 1: And the copper even come home and said, Look, love,

910
00:39:21,020 --> 00:39:22,960
Speaker 1: you know who he is. You know he's been working

911
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:26,609
Speaker 1: this morning. Let him in. And she said, no, I'll

912
00:39:26,670 --> 00:39:30,530
Speaker 1: die on my patch before letting anyone in without a ticket.

913
00:39:31,030 --> 00:39:32,400
Speaker 1: So I had to stand out there and miss the

914
00:39:32,420 --> 00:39:35,640
Speaker 1: whole first quarter until a lady ran around from Fox

915
00:39:35,660 --> 00:39:37,100
Speaker 1: to give me a grand final ticket. I don't have

916
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:39,020
Speaker 1: that problem. You know why? Why? Because Channel 7 are

917
00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:42,540
Speaker 1: the official broadcasters. Well done. Hey, time for. You don't

918
00:39:42,580 --> 00:39:45,480
Speaker 1: have a match day role. You just told us. Yeah,

919
00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:47,820
Speaker 1: but I've got my accreditation still. Before what do I do?

920
00:39:47,820 --> 00:39:49,569
Speaker 1: Just tell me it's not over for me. Just tell

921
00:39:49,590 --> 00:39:51,810
Speaker 1: me it's not over. It's unlikely. But not over. But

922
00:39:51,870 --> 00:39:55,209
Speaker 1: not over. Time for What A World. Now, we're going

923
00:39:55,290 --> 00:39:58,750
Speaker 1: over to Shang Wei in China. Love that place.

924
00:39:58,770 --> 00:39:58,890
Speaker 2: Right?

925
00:39:59,250 --> 00:40:02,129
Speaker 4: And they have admitted this zoo, the Chinese zoo, has

926
00:40:02,210 --> 00:40:06,440
Speaker 4: admitted to using painted dogs for their panda exhibition.

927
00:40:06,460 --> 00:40:06,560
Speaker 2: What?

928
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:10,580
Speaker 4: Now, someone went in there and painted the dogs black

929
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:14,180
Speaker 4: and white. The deception was uncovered by visitors after one

930
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:20,080
Speaker 4: of the so-called pandas began barking and panting in dog-like noises. Initially,

931
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:22,779
Speaker 4: the zoo claimed the animals were a breed of panda dog.

932
00:40:23,500 --> 00:40:27,120
Speaker 4: before later admitting to dying the breeds of Chow Chow.

933
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:30,640
Speaker 4: What a world when zoos are even caught up in

934
00:40:30,660 --> 00:40:32,210
Speaker 4: the fraudulent nature.

935
00:40:32,050 --> 00:40:33,830
Speaker 1: Of this f * * * ing universe. Well done.

936
00:40:34,270 --> 00:40:36,950
Speaker 1: Well done to you. Hey, happy birthday, Dino. Oh, for tomorrow.

937
00:40:36,969 --> 00:40:37,689
Speaker 1: Thank you very much, brother.

938
00:40:37,790 --> 00:40:39,450
Speaker 3: And tell us we're going to have a guest for

939
00:40:39,570 --> 00:40:40,969
Speaker 3: maybe the last episode of the year.

940
00:40:41,010 --> 00:40:43,930
Speaker 1: Tell me. Just say yes. We're not sure. Jack Ginnivan.

941
00:40:43,989 --> 00:40:46,250
Speaker 1: We'll see if Jack Ginnivan comes through. Can you work

942
00:40:46,310 --> 00:40:48,330
Speaker 1: on that, please? I'll work on Clark going Jack Ginnivan,

943
00:40:48,370 --> 00:40:49,890
Speaker 1: all right? See you soon. See you soon.