Speaker 1: We got getting every day every gentleman.
Speaker 2: Adelaides Joe's I know that you're a big fan of
Speaker 2: the umpiring fraternity. And when you learned the news that
Speaker 2: Troy but Now might be a bit of a bad
Speaker 2: guy he was on the run, you were heartbroken, Yeah,
Speaker 2: because he was one of your favorite umpires.
Speaker 1: Coming from Oh he certainly was umpire two hundred and
Speaker 1: nineteen AFL Games, which is quite an extraordinary effort.
Speaker 2: We used to follow him and you had all the
Speaker 2: umpire cards. I think you got one of them signed
Speaker 2: at one stage.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Tropenell has found himself in hot water because he
Speaker 1: is accused of defrauding his employer to the tune of
Speaker 1: eight point seven million dollars. Let me repeat that eight
Speaker 1: point seven million dollars. Now, our boy Troy is still
Speaker 1: on the run because he was supposed to turn up
Speaker 1: to court and he didn't. And do you know what
Speaker 1: excuse he gave his barrister as to why he didn't
Speaker 1: turn up to court.
Speaker 3: Gastro both ends.
Speaker 1: No incorrect. He claims that he hit a kangaroo.
Speaker 3: Okay, kangaroo down, spot timy kangaroo down.
Speaker 2: It's a unique excuse, sets for sure, which I dare
Speaker 2: say the court has probably never heard before.
Speaker 1: So he sent an email at ten oh five am,
Speaker 1: which was some thirty five minutes after he was due
Speaker 1: to a peer in court that day. He said he
Speaker 1: was waiting for roadside assistance and that this was his
Speaker 1: reason for non attendance.
Speaker 3: It's not going to fly, Troy. I'm telling you right now,
Speaker 3: it's not going to fly. That chorus sing it.
Speaker 2: It does give us an opportunity to play North Melbourne
Speaker 2: theme song which you will never hear.
Speaker 3: You will rarely hear.
Speaker 1: Maybe once twice this season, but that's about it. That
Speaker 1: must So if you're not across this, it's actually pretty
Speaker 1: serious what he's done. He's accused of sending as many
Speaker 1: as ten thousand false invoices of about eight hundred dollars
Speaker 1: each for repairs to shipping containers which were never carried out.
Speaker 1: I don't understand how you can fall from such dizzy
Speaker 1: heights as being ahead, like at the top of the
Speaker 1: tree in terms of afl umpires and then new plummets
Speaker 1: to the bottom. Accused of eight point seven million dollars
Speaker 1: worth of flud.
Speaker 2: Yeah, riches the rags I've set up business charts third
Speaker 2: and twenty four ten.
Speaker 3: That's a pretty ridiculous excuse to get out of something.
Speaker 3: Can you give us your example thirteen and twenty fourteen,
Speaker 3: your worst excuses?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I for grabs as well. Best call this morning
Speaker 2: one hundred dollars family cook voucher. I rarely can be
Speaker 2: honest in this situation when I'm late to something, so
Speaker 2: I usually make something up.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, have you ever done that here at nover?
Speaker 3: Very much? So?
Speaker 2: Can I tell you about it next? Yep, because a
Speaker 2: lot of time has passed since then, so I feel
Speaker 2: like it's water under the bridge.
Speaker 3: So I've watched this space as to whether this gets
Speaker 3: me in trouble or not.
Speaker 1: Has the statue of limitations expired on your peace? Poor
Speaker 1: excuse for not turning up to work? Good morning, Marie,
Speaker 1: Good morning.
Speaker 4: Then I've just done it this morning.
Speaker 5: Actually it is actually true.
Speaker 6: I drove well, my.
Speaker 7: Dog was in the back of the car.
Speaker 6: She was supposed to being dropped because of DAYCAD.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and I drove.
Speaker 5: All the way talking to my daughter on the phone
Speaker 5: legally by the way.
Speaker 4: And anything express my realized she was selling.
Speaker 5: The car off and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 5: some you know, left her and so I had to
Speaker 5: bring my boss and say dog in the car.
Speaker 8: Bla, she's hilarious, by the way, and turn around and
Speaker 8: go all the way back again.
Speaker 7: And now I'm on the way back again.
Speaker 1: So yeah, what time are you supposed to beat work?
Speaker 1: Very now right, and you've got the dog in the
Speaker 1: car and you still haven't dropped the dog to day care?
Speaker 4: No, no, I've taken her back and drops her off.
Speaker 7: And I thought it was hilarious.
Speaker 6: I don't care as well, So.
Speaker 3: It's very believable.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you get distracted when you're driving. You forget you
Speaker 1: have dog's kids.
Speaker 8: In the.
Speaker 3: What's going? Where am I are the dogs to leave? Okay?
Speaker 1: Good morning, Jason, good morning, Hang on, good your poor excuse,
Speaker 1: What was it?
Speaker 5: I've got car jacks?
Speaker 6: My car stole and go to work. Did you actually
Speaker 6: the actual Yeah, yeah, okay, someone who lived and the
Speaker 6: Congans had given me giving him the keys, and he
Speaker 6: took off my car. That's left on period straight on foot.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 4: The next day, my boss saw the guy driving my
Speaker 4: car at the intersection and when he walked out to.
Speaker 6: Go to lunch.
Speaker 1: Wow, no way, So your boss actually saw the guy
Speaker 1: that car jacked your car the day before he goes.
Speaker 4: On Ja and he goes, no, it's not Ja, it's
Speaker 4: my car because it was pretty, it was pretty distinctive.
Speaker 3: But yeah, wow, So so you got the car back?
Speaker 3: Did this guy get arrested out?
Speaker 5: It?
Speaker 4: Never got it back, never got it back?
Speaker 3: So your bosses that. By the way, I saw your
Speaker 3: car dride past the other day, wasn't you. What's going
Speaker 3: on anyway? What's the smoker?
Speaker 5: Right? Wow?
Speaker 1: That's a loop on.
Speaker 3: That's ridiculous. You've got to be so careful these.
Speaker 1: Days when you give someone a lift, side of not
Speaker 1: doing it on the.
Speaker 3: Side of the right. Where's my car?
Speaker 7: Due?
Speaker 3: Where's my car? I need to know.
Speaker 7: I need to know now.
Speaker 9: I need to I need to know.
Speaker 1: I need to know.
Speaker 3: What's in the news today.
Speaker 7: Here's what you need to know. What you need to know?
Speaker 1: With Jody and had j Loo on the rebound, how
Speaker 1: do you get revenge on an X? You pash three
Speaker 1: backup dancers?
Speaker 2: Classic says a lot of this that happens with the
Speaker 2: backup dances, isn't it. Britney Spears marry one?
Speaker 1: I just hate them. Brittany, Yeah, I reckon? Even Mariah
Speaker 1: married one and also did j Loo marry one.
Speaker 2: Maybe this would make sense. She's just really nearly sucking
Speaker 2: faced with the backup dancers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it was awesome. She was on stage singing
Speaker 1: and dancing, and then away she went, just right, go
Speaker 1: off j Loo. Yeah, Hey, Jeff come here.
Speaker 3: Hey are come here? And then Bang stole his tongue.
Speaker 1: Interesting names. We came for the backup. I went with
Speaker 1: Jeff and you went a.
Speaker 3: Very different directions. Was a little bit more.
Speaker 1: Exotic, Yes, exactly. Janet Jackson performed for the first time
Speaker 1: in seven years as well. So she was the Rock
Speaker 1: and Roll Hall of Fame inductee. She turns fifty nine
Speaker 1: earlier this month. Sang and danced all he's someone call
Speaker 1: my lover an oh for you?
Speaker 3: This plays she does it better.
Speaker 2: See I've got very very distinct memories of Jay Janet
Speaker 2: Jackson when she was the song where she was on
Speaker 2: the plane, had a play where she was dancing on
Speaker 2: the plane, on the wing of the plane.
Speaker 3: I don't remember anyway, I feel like it's not fair conversation.
Speaker 3: Jane Jackson was fantastic.
Speaker 1: Well you know what, do you know what I remember?
Speaker 1: My favorite Janet Jackson song of all time is black
Speaker 1: cat None Love, short Tail, Long legs Live. Am not
Speaker 1: a free to die.
Speaker 3: Okay, but it sounds like a holy fun. It sounds
Speaker 3: like a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: We're going into the system. I don't know if Nova's
Speaker 1: got it here, but we are going early to do
Speaker 1: a deep dive into the system to find that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: run up someone right upstairs to smooth? Can they find out?
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift was expected to announce her new album at
Speaker 1: the A M A's, but was a no show completely.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, we're Swifty.
Speaker 1: Travis Kelsey here?
Speaker 7: Anyone?
Speaker 1: Where was she? Molly? She was with Travis.
Speaker 5: Apparently she was seen at a restaurant like super high end,
Speaker 5: just having a nice time.
Speaker 7: She has been trolling us for months.
Speaker 1: When you say trolling us, do you mean like, what
Speaker 1: do you call Taylor Swift? Swift ears the Swifties. The
Speaker 1: Swift is so triggered cry.
Speaker 5: The thought of a new album is so exciting, and
Speaker 5: she has been teasing rap for six months. Her tour,
Speaker 5: she wore the same outfit for reputation every single night.
Speaker 5: Then she came out with a brand new outfit with
Speaker 5: twenty six like in the pattern of the snake.
Speaker 1: So leading to what you all think it's the twenty
Speaker 1: sixth that she's going to drop the album, which was yesterday.
Speaker 5: The AMA is then nothing What.
Speaker 1: I Will Say to you? Producer Molly is let her
Speaker 1: do it in her own time.
Speaker 2: But yeah, okay, hey, I'm produced my what will say
Speaker 2: to you? As well as a genuine Swifty? If Taylor
Speaker 2: Swift was to do a poop and recorded that sound,
Speaker 2: do you think that it would be a hit single
Speaker 2: from her?
Speaker 3: Would you guys enjoy it? Good by she?
Speaker 5: Do you know she once accidentally uploaded silence like I
Speaker 5: don't know how it happened in her team and it
Speaker 5: went to number one.
Speaker 3: Oh what are we doing?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 3: What are we doing?
Speaker 1: At the risk of offending all the Swifties, grow up.
Speaker 4: The following segment is the Mature audiences only and may
Speaker 4: contain content, graphic language and nudity, not that you'll see it.
Speaker 7: If easily offended, well you're about to find out.
Speaker 3: Just how easily your father. He's only money.
Speaker 6: Jody and.
Speaker 3: I will straighten up after seven o'clock.
Speaker 2: But right now, let's just get some looseness out and
Speaker 2: maybe some of those questions that we've always wanted to ask,
Speaker 2: because I'm.
Speaker 3: Just going to put this out there, Joe, I'm going
Speaker 3: to put this out there.
Speaker 2: A random article popped up in my algorithm and it
Speaker 2: was titled safe ways to have sex while pregnant.
Speaker 3: Oh, so I'm still to put this out there. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna put this out there. Women getting horny while pregnant
Speaker 3: is a giant miss. Yes or no?
Speaker 1: How very dare you excuse me? I was it my
Speaker 1: horniest when I was pregnant?
Speaker 2: What are you absolutely serious? That's not the response that
Speaker 2: I thought that I was going to get. But please
Speaker 2: do discuss.
Speaker 1: For some reason, all the hormones are heightened and all
Speaker 1: the things just feel a little bit tinglier, if that
Speaker 1: makes sense.
Speaker 3: Not the No, it doesn't make sense. Please go into detail.
Speaker 1: Not the whole time while you're pregnant, Like there's times
Speaker 1: where you're like, oh my god, on the side of
Speaker 1: a house, don't even look at me, don't touch me.
Speaker 2: The birthing process as well, Yeah, you're not horny during
Speaker 2: that during.
Speaker 1: That, and the fact that you even thought that that
Speaker 1: could be a thing is disturbing on so many levels.
Speaker 1: But no, there's times I don't know, it's just I
Speaker 1: think it's just a hormonal thing where you're like, God,
Speaker 1: let's go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: Well, then myth busted from my point of view, because
Speaker 2: my lovely wife and I've been through three pregnancies. Yes,
Speaker 2: and at no stage has there been the slightest inkling
Speaker 2: to wanting or exploring that avenue.
Speaker 1: Really, yes, wow, okay, you as a husband drew the
Speaker 1: short straw.
Speaker 7: Really.
Speaker 1: She never once just looked to you and said come on,
Speaker 1: let's go.
Speaker 3: No, not at all, really, not even slightly.
Speaker 2: So I remember having a particular conversation and she said, look,
Speaker 2: look how big I am.
Speaker 3: Look how full I am. I feel like I've just
Speaker 3: had the biggest meal of my life. Constantly.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm as big as a house, all those
Speaker 2: tops of things, And then I can sit there and
Speaker 2: be like, yeah.
Speaker 3: I get it, I get it. So I wouldn't want
Speaker 3: to have sex as well if it was you, not me.
Speaker 1: I will say this, your boobs are nice and full.
Speaker 3: That is very, very true.
Speaker 2: At one stage, at one stage, Carra said to me,
Speaker 2: look how big I am. Do you think I want
Speaker 2: eating something more extra inside me? To which I said,
Speaker 2: is not that much extra. We're talking about pregnancy and
Speaker 2: the role that sex plays during pregnancy. For business and
Speaker 2: or for pleasure, in your case aggressive pleasure.
Speaker 1: Okay, I regret.
Speaker 3: I'm just talking about what I hear.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you made me regret just revealing little snippets of
Speaker 1: my intimate life, and then you take it and run
Speaker 1: with it sometimes. All right, we are talking this morning,
Speaker 1: why in fact women just get a little bit toe
Speaker 1: here while they're pregnant. Let's got a rose from South Brighton. Rose,
Speaker 1: Good morning, Good morning, Jody. Thank you for being so
Speaker 1: forthcoming with this information. I'm sure Hazy won't make you
Speaker 1: regret that, Brose, what happened to you when you were pregnant?
Speaker 8: So it was a long time ago that I still
Speaker 8: remember being really sick of being pregnant. And although we
Speaker 8: did sort of muck around on the way through, it
Speaker 8: got time to get the baby out and so we
Speaker 8: really went for it. And yeah, it worked a treat.
Speaker 8: I went into labor within an hour or so.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh. Rose. Yeah, if you don't mind, I've
Speaker 3: got forty five questions for you.
Speaker 8: If you're asking positions.
Speaker 3: It was awkward, Well that wasn't one of them, but
Speaker 3: go on.
Speaker 8: Now, I remember it being quite awkward, and we tried
Speaker 8: things that we hadn't tried before clearly.
Speaker 3: Wow, okay, what was it? Because everything's supposed to be
Speaker 3: so hotened was it? Was it good?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 8: I reckon, I've never had bad sex, don't think.
Speaker 3: Can I just one question and maybe do this? Maybe?
Speaker 2: How does that induce it? Like, what's the process of
Speaker 2: doing that to make it come quicker?
Speaker 1: The baby goes?
Speaker 3: Babies? Excuse me very much, I'm out of you.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I think friction and yep, I'm done.
Speaker 9: You get me.
Speaker 8: My parents are ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's a bit of that. I'm going to
Speaker 1: meet these people who were engaging in this ridiculous activity.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for the call.
Speaker 8: Can I just say that was fifty two years ago?
Speaker 8: But I still remember it.
Speaker 1: Well? Most memorable then, Wasn't it?
Speaker 2: Not much as change across the journey? You learned something
Speaker 2: you every day on this show? Who knew the window
Speaker 2: shut for me?
Speaker 3: That's okay?
Speaker 1: That is the final questions you'll be allowed to ask
Speaker 1: this morning.
Speaker 3: Okay, you've said that before.
Speaker 7: It's Joey and.
Speaker 2: Yes, what a fierce little contest. This has turned into
Speaker 2: the weekly debate kicked off last week Jode say. The
Speaker 2: topic was is Port Adelaide's season over thanks to the
Speaker 2: injury to Jason and Francis.
Speaker 3: You said it was I said it wasn't. Yes, the
Speaker 3: people spoke. Apparently it is.
Speaker 1: Apparently it's done. Okay, so we need to go to
Speaker 1: the random generator to get this week's topic. Are you
Speaker 1: good to go?
Speaker 3: Here we go?
Speaker 7: Is texting better than calling? Oh?
Speaker 2: This one's interesting because there's two humans with very different
Speaker 2: communications styles.
Speaker 1: Are a caller, You're a chatter, there's no question about that,
Speaker 1: Whereas I prefer a little late night text on the couch. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's go back to the generally dirty.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, keep me out of those texts, thank
Speaker 2: you very much. And by the way, I don't get
Speaker 2: those texts. Are you seeing those texts too?
Speaker 1: Just girlfriends?
Speaker 3: That's sick. Let's go back to the generator. So who's
Speaker 3: doing what? Jody, you've been assigned for hazy against have very.
Speaker 1: To your text Well, this works without narrative. So do
Speaker 1: you want to go first? Or do you want me to?
Speaker 2: So up to you ladies first, as always say okay,
Speaker 2: you want to go first? Sure, okay, Joes, tell us
Speaker 2: next why texting is the best form of communication.
Speaker 3: I'm firmly against it. I'm a massive caller, and please
Speaker 3: make sure you get involved. Get ready to call thirteen
Speaker 3: twenty four to ten because we need to decide a
Speaker 3: winner via you.
Speaker 7: It's Joey and Hazy debate, just a.
Speaker 3: Couple of comrades going at it. The question this week
Speaker 3: is texting better than calling?
Speaker 1: All strong thoughts and emotions and feelings around this one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, text, I'm a caller, I'm a text from.
Speaker 1: Wayback, and you are. Hey, let's just have a chat. Hey, guys,
Speaker 1: we'll want to talk live it baby.
Speaker 2: No, Andrew, all right, clearly pro texting, and you're clearly
Speaker 2: for this. Jodes, would you like to go first?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 3: Please, here we go. The mic is yours. Debate away
Speaker 3: in the words of the.
Speaker 1: Great Lady Gaga, Whilst I understand that you Andrew Fisher
Speaker 1: Hayes Aer in the mood to chat, understand that you
Speaker 1: need to get stuff off your chest.
Speaker 7: I understand that you.
Speaker 1: Adore the sound of your own voice, but I would
Speaker 1: prefer to have a nap, watch Netflix, take a shower,
Speaker 1: making a sigh, smoothie, stick a butter knife in my eyeballs,
Speaker 1: literally anything. Then take your call, and you know who
Speaker 1: Elseleck's calling? Yes, that's right, sold the companies, telcos and
Speaker 1: pretend princes from Nigeria. And who hasn't been bored out
Speaker 1: of their brain listening to their best friend bang on
Speaker 1: about their latest breakup, Cry me a freaking river, So
Speaker 1: send me a text asat me FYI brb l mk
Speaker 1: I dk lfg me or proobt w me. That's pissed
Speaker 1: off right now. By the way, sex is so flexible.
Speaker 1: I can text you back right away in five minutes
Speaker 1: or never. I can flict you a emoji, send you
Speaker 1: a nude I won't even mind if you see it,
Speaker 1: and then send a haha react. But you need to
Speaker 1: spare yourself the absolute indignity of me hitting the red
Speaker 1: telephone reject button on your call, as I screamed to
Speaker 1: the clouds, why is he ringing me? Just send me
Speaker 1: a jack?
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Again, I got real personal, real quick.
Speaker 3: It is so every time I call you you don't answer.
Speaker 3: You're looking at the phone.
Speaker 1: Aren't you just going not now?
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh. All right, well here is my rebuttal
Speaker 3: against yours. My heart, by the way, my heart, okay,
Speaker 3: let me just take a deep breath. Let's get into it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Charlie Pooth was right, Charlie, is it
Speaker 2: just me? Do I have like bad breath or something?
Speaker 2: Or do I just have genuine chit conversation? But got
Speaker 2: me interested in you? And I have so much to say.
Speaker 2: Please don't restrict this to just the basic dext We're
Speaker 2: better than that, surely, I get it. Sometimes the conversations
Speaker 2: go on for hours, and how the hell do I
Speaker 2: wrap it up? I'll probably say something like take care
Speaker 2: or all the best, and then I feel all good.
Speaker 3: But goddamn, Joe, it's good to feel something.
Speaker 2: I'm right finally. Look, it's all about the time. For example,
Speaker 2: the other day you texted me and you said, what
Speaker 2: the fuck is your problem?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 2: I assume that you meant it in a really sort
Speaker 2: of lovely, wholesome way, but because it was a text,
Speaker 2: I couldn't figure out the vibe anyway. I'll call you later.
Speaker 2: Take care, actually, Charlie Pruth, Well, I've got you. Can
Speaker 2: you take us our place?
Speaker 7: Firmly?
Speaker 3: Still feeling a little bit heartbroken by your first debate.
Speaker 1: To be honest, you never replied to that whatever is
Speaker 1: your problem text?
Speaker 3: By the way, she's such a character, she's so funny. Oh,
Speaker 3: all right, we need to settle this debate once for all,
Speaker 3: don't we. So the question is is texting better than calling?
Speaker 3: You are very much for yes. I was very much
Speaker 3: against Yes, you're a text I'm a caller and we
Speaker 3: need some callers.
Speaker 1: Well, I feel like the gen Zetta should get involved
Speaker 1: because they're from way back, aren't they?
Speaker 3: Spot on?
Speaker 1: Hold on?
Speaker 3: I give score third and twenty four ten. Who has
Speaker 3: won the debate? And can we throw this out there
Speaker 3: as well?
Speaker 2: Maybe you should text us if you're a text o
Speaker 2: full double oh nine one nine nine one nine. All
Speaker 2: the votes will be tallied, let's collect them all.
Speaker 7: Next it's Joey and Hazes debate.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, and what a debait it is? Is texting
Speaker 2: better than calling Joe? So you were very much four
Speaker 2: because you're a text from waiber.
Speaker 1: I'm a textor I love a good text. You on
Speaker 1: the other hand, ah, good old loves it chat over
Speaker 1: here just like a yack. Yeah have you been Do
Speaker 1: you ever put yourself in the position of the other
Speaker 1: person who perhaps maybe wouldn't be in the mood forever? Okay,
Speaker 1: that's a good empathy from you. Thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 1: We are taking your calls this morning, cast your vote.
Speaker 1: A Monique from Greenwith has done just that. Good morning, Monique, good,
Speaker 1: good morning. How are you good? Good? What do you reckon?
Speaker 7: I'm voting for falling.
Speaker 4: Because you can get so much more like to talk
Speaker 4: about in like two seconds.
Speaker 3: I think, thanks so much time, got spot off. That's
Speaker 3: that's what it's all about, mane, because you're so restricted.
Speaker 3: How restrictive is texting?
Speaker 4: It's so restrictive, and you're talking for age. If I
Speaker 4: just thought it'd be over in three seconds.
Speaker 3: Ah, right, there you go.
Speaker 2: So Minnie, what I'm reading from this is that you
Speaker 2: thought my debate was better than Joe. It's thank you very.
Speaker 5: Much, definitely.
Speaker 1: Oh goodness, hurtful, thank you, Minie, thank you for your call.
Speaker 1: All right, Betty, cast you vote. So that's one neil
Speaker 1: to you. So fuck I'll take that ouch. Oh so
Speaker 1: for get another vote early next I might be able
Speaker 1: to wrap this thing up. Okay, all right, the debates
Speaker 1: are in the question is is texting better than calling?
Speaker 1: Joe's was very much for I was against one nill
Speaker 1: in my favor. We need some calls or texters next.
Speaker 1: Let's wrap this thing up. Thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 7: It's Joey and Hazy.
Speaker 2: Yes, here's the question. Is texting better than calling? Joe's
Speaker 2: You're a text from wayback, and I'm a caller from wayback.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I'll call you and you'll text me back, yeah,
Speaker 2: and it I'll call again, yeah, and then you just
Speaker 2: won't respond.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: That's the way it rolls out, doesn't it. I'm spending
Speaker 1: twenty four ten. We are taking your calls this morning.
Speaker 1: We've had a couple of texts Producer Molly, we have.
Speaker 5: So Me's got in touch and said it texting all
Speaker 5: the way. That's one boat for you, Jodes. And then
Speaker 5: we've got Anonymous saying strictly texting. I'm not wasting my
Speaker 5: free time talking on the phone.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, interesting, all right, So that takes us now
Speaker 2: to two boats for Joity one boat but Hazy, oh
Speaker 2: boy or boy, I need this Karen from Parafield Gardens,
Speaker 2: what have you got?
Speaker 3: Take us through it?
Speaker 1: Definitely talking.
Speaker 9: Nothing like a good chin on.
Speaker 1: Karen Karen's e chatter, go on the catch up? Okay,
Speaker 1: thanks for you call Karen. What's that too?
Speaker 6: All?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 3: So is this the deciding well this could be the
Speaker 3: deciding uh huh all right.
Speaker 1: Let's go to Julie from Hackham. Good morning, Julie, good morning.
Speaker 1: Texting your calling Julie.
Speaker 3: Sob Forest.
Speaker 4: Definitely text.
Speaker 3: Boat. Why Julie, why is the art of conversation lost
Speaker 3: in your world?
Speaker 4: Because by the time I've got home from work and
Speaker 4: I've talked all day, I've had enough people out. I'm
Speaker 4: happy to I'm happy to get back to you on
Speaker 4: a text, but don't call me my god, you.
Speaker 3: My wife, Juli. Exact same, the exact, same thing after
Speaker 3: a full day with all the kids.
Speaker 1: Ah, well, there we go. Thank you so much to
Speaker 1: It's an energy thing, so if you haven't got enough
Speaker 1: energy to be on the phones talking to people, then
Speaker 1: here we go. The people have decided.
Speaker 3: There you go. Congratulations Joe, thank you so much. So
Speaker 3: you know I will continue to aggressively call you.
Speaker 5: Just you know.
Speaker 1: I will continue to reject your caller.
Speaker 3: The game continues.
Speaker 6: I need to know.
Speaker 3: I need to know now, I need to know.
Speaker 6: I need to know.
Speaker 3: I need to know what to the news today?
Speaker 7: Serious, no know what you need to know With Jody
Speaker 7: and eighty.
Speaker 1: Absolutely unbelievable gen Z crime spree over the last forty
Speaker 1: eight hours in Adelaide. Two things that I want to
Speaker 1: bring to your attention. The first one is a twenty
Speaker 1: three year old woman from Iron Knob was arrested at
Speaker 1: WAYLA after being caught on camera at a petrol station
Speaker 1: ramming another car. Now, before we get to the news report,
Speaker 1: I just need to describe the car that she rammed
Speaker 1: another vehicle from behind in. And it wasn't like a
Speaker 1: big four whel drive with a bullbar that could be
Speaker 1: quite tough and intimidating. This was like a little white
Speaker 1: he under gets right.
Speaker 2: So it feels like at any moment when you're ramming
Speaker 2: someone with a Hyundai gets it could pop.
Speaker 3: It could pop into a million pieces.
Speaker 1: Yes, absolutely, genuine Malaysian plastic.
Speaker 3: Those so bends then bends back. Yes, So what's going
Speaker 3: on here?
Speaker 1: So this was on seven News describing the scene. Fury
Speaker 1: unleashed at a South Australian servo.
Speaker 7: And again.
Speaker 3: And again. So she said the vision. She she's gone bang,
Speaker 3: reversing bang. It's like a cartoon.
Speaker 1: Then got out, had words, got back in the car
Speaker 1: and did it. How many times?
Speaker 5: You did it?
Speaker 1: Ten?
Speaker 3: Ten times? And surely the first or second one you're like,
Speaker 3: oh what am I doing?
Speaker 1: Quite Honestly, we've all felt there. We've all been there
Speaker 1: where you thought, God, I'd love to run that car,
Speaker 1: but there is a little voice of reason in your
Speaker 1: head that goes, that's not going to benefit me, him, anyone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what about that little voice in this particular situation?
Speaker 3: Who was late? Gets said twenty minutes. Sorry, guys, I'm
Speaker 3: so late this morning. Oh what a day. Didn't have
Speaker 3: my coffee? What did I miss? And she's like, look
Speaker 3: at the car. I did that because you didn't stop me.
Speaker 3: Where were you?
Speaker 1: The voice of real just getting a skinny cat with
Speaker 1: two shoes?
Speaker 7: What the heck?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 1: So there was that, And then unbelievably at Newton there
Speaker 1: was a group of teenagers, three of them in fact,
Speaker 1: a fourteen year old, two fourteen year olds and a
Speaker 1: seventeen year old boy from Salisbury. They were all arrested
Speaker 1: after they took to a bottle shop with a spade,
Speaker 1: smash the window, stole five hundred bucks worth of alcohol,
Speaker 1: and then decided they had a little brains trust meeting
Speaker 1: and also that voice of reason didn't attend that still
Speaker 1: getting a coffee, and then made the executive decision to
Speaker 1: post the vision of them ram rating a store on
Speaker 1: social media.
Speaker 3: Oh how guys, okay, Adam, let's hear from Stephen Marshall.
Speaker 3: He is the owner of the shop. He spoke on
Speaker 3: seven News.
Speaker 9: We've had a couple of smashing grubs, but not like this,
Speaker 9: and they're out within probably twenty to thirty seconds, very quick,
Speaker 9: very organized. The only anger I get is at their
Speaker 9: cheekiness to do that and put it out there, and
Speaker 9: that just means that they have no feeling to what
Speaker 9: they're doing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the nice way of saying it, mister Marshall.
Speaker 3: The cheekiness. Yeah, these kids are absolute idiots. One for
Speaker 3: doing it too, for putting on social media. Makes she
Speaker 3: really really wonder what's going on.
Speaker 1: There's some new laws coming in surrounding this sort of
Speaker 1: stuff when you do a crime and then you post
Speaker 1: it on social media. So hopefully they kick in sooner
Speaker 1: rather than later due to a court. Appear in court
Speaker 1: in July and hopefully those laws are passed by then
Speaker 1: there you go that they can get some real trouble.
Speaker 3: It is all happening seven forty three.
Speaker 2: For goodness sake, kids, just calm down and if you're
Speaker 2: the voice of reason, do not be late for work
Speaker 2: for goodness says, I.
Speaker 3: Mean majorits, I mean major shorts. I mean majorits. What
Speaker 3: are jawts shorts? That means?
Speaker 2: And apparently they're a big fashion no no when it
Speaker 2: comes to not say corporate well corporate corporate workplaces.
Speaker 1: A US employee has claimed in a now viral TikTok
Speaker 1: that someone at her work had complained after she turned
Speaker 1: up to her job in her jawts. So the woman
Speaker 1: shot off the outfit question, let me describe it to you.
Speaker 1: It's a She's got a black long sleeve button up shirt,
Speaker 1: denim shorts which are quite long, and heels. She shared
Speaker 1: it a couple of days ago, nine point six million views,
Speaker 1: A lot of divisive comments, seventeen three hundred of them,
Speaker 1: in fact, a lot of people saying, hey, she's in
Speaker 1: the office, sitting behind her desk for eight hours. What
Speaker 1: the heck?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just a current interaction, then why not?
Speaker 1: Another woman said these comments are crazy? How exactly do
Speaker 1: shorts prevent anyone from doing their job in the office?
Speaker 1: Can I say, quite controversially, I don't mind jean shorts.
Speaker 1: I think that's fine.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, really well.
Speaker 1: Okay, King of Casual over there who wears flannel shirts
Speaker 1: shorts to work each and every day without fail, with
Speaker 1: crocks and socks and that Nova jumper, which by the way,
Speaker 1: is due for a while.
Speaker 3: Don't come near me. Don't come near me. I can
Speaker 3: feel things moving on it.
Speaker 1: I get more offended than people getting like with women
Speaker 1: getting their boobs out in the office. I find that confronting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: really low cut tops and the like.
Speaker 3: See that's the thing.
Speaker 1: The poor bloke's like, you can't help yourself, can you?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 3: I see that's the thing is.
Speaker 2: I'm sure there's a lot of people think that it's
Speaker 2: much more acceptable to have the the top half out
Speaker 2: and open versus just wearing the humble pair of jawts. Sure,
Speaker 2: it is the most disgusting fashion available at the moment.
Speaker 3: That is jaws.
Speaker 1: It's come back. It's come back from the apes.
Speaker 3: Apparently it's come right back. How did it come back?
Speaker 3: She'd have been dead and buried.
Speaker 1: Guy, I couldn't tell you.
Speaker 3: Along with a mullett.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Mark's back to big time. You can buy nice
Speaker 1: suits that are suit jackets and shorts. I wear them
Speaker 1: quite often.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't think blokes can do that. Can blokes
Speaker 2: wear suit pants? He's saying suits shorts. Guys can't do that.
Speaker 1: I didn't say guys had to do it. Us women
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 3: Can guys do it? Lebron James can do it? But
Speaker 3: can other guys do it?
Speaker 1: I would love to see you try. I'd love to
Speaker 1: see you much into the Channel seven wardrobe department. Go,
Speaker 1: guys have got an idea. Shorts and a suit jacket.
Speaker 3: Let's go, let's go. Come on then, jorts. I'll get
Speaker 3: around its. I just can't feel it.
Speaker 1: Jorts all you can try shorts.
Speaker 3: I watch this space. Yes, I will be atting over
Speaker 3: a lot more as of next week.
Speaker 1: It would feel well hazy. Counting down to I think
Speaker 1: the most epic event in South Australia eag and every year,
Speaker 1: and that is the Royal Adelaide Show. Ninety five days
Speaker 1: until we're on.
Speaker 3: Oh geez, we're getting close.
Speaker 1: And can you remember around this time last year we
Speaker 1: entered a Fratata into the fra Tata competition and yours one. Yes,
Speaker 1: it did one, which is incredible because it was purchased.
Speaker 2: Yes, and a lot of people will call me the
Speaker 2: Ben Johnson of the Fratata ward because I actually purchased
Speaker 2: the fratata from Tony Marx.
Speaker 3: Yes, and when Tony Marx is very happy because it won.
Speaker 2: And then we had to hand the ribbon back and
Speaker 2: the for Tartan and say, look, I'm actually yea, I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: I'm in a way roided.
Speaker 1: Up, i am sorry, I'm a disgrace and I'm an embarrassment.
Speaker 3: Compleatly failed my blood test.
Speaker 1: So we were thinking what are we going to do
Speaker 1: this year, and we touted maybe because we've seen these
Speaker 1: hobby horse competitions going around, we thought, oh, maybe we
Speaker 1: could give that a go. And guess who heard us? No,
Speaker 1: you very guess who heard us?
Speaker 3: Dog from the top shelf, the big cheese.
Speaker 1: Will Rayner, the Chief executive Officer at the Royal Agriculture
Speaker 1: and Horticultural Society of South Australia, Good morning to you.
Speaker 6: Good morning, Jody Hazy, how are you?
Speaker 1: Good morning? We just keep out doing ourselves, don't we.
Speaker 7: I know, it's amazing.
Speaker 6: We are social media team. On April Fall's Day, they
Speaker 6: put out a post saying that we were going to
Speaker 6: launch a hobby horse competition and the reaction was extraordinary.
Speaker 6: And then what we've found is that this really passionate
Speaker 6: hobby horse community in Adelaide. So yeah, from five o'clock
Speaker 6: this afternoon you can go onto the show dot com
Speaker 6: dot au and you can enter a hobby horse competition
Speaker 6: at the twenty twenty five or on that Laide show.
Speaker 2: How about you trying to take the piece and then
Speaker 2: accidentally just uncovering a gold mine.
Speaker 1: I know, a whole community.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's amazing, a really passionate community as well. And
Speaker 6: so they said that the Pegasus Pony Club at Golden
Speaker 6: Grover working with them. They've got quite a few talented
Speaker 6: men that go out there each week and one of
Speaker 6: their participants can can jump one point one meters at
Speaker 6: the age of just thirteen with a hobby horse. But
Speaker 6: there's one one catch to this, guys. If we're launching
Speaker 6: this competition, we need you both to be involved. So
Speaker 6: it will work out how we'll get you involved in
Speaker 6: this over the period. But yeah, it's going to be
Speaker 6: a great competition that we'll have during the show.
Speaker 1: What do you think, well, are you thinking competitors, coaches,
Speaker 1: just really animated spectators, riders, horses, what do you reckon?
Speaker 6: Well, Jody, you've got to jump higher at one point.
Speaker 1: One, I've got to know that. Goodness sake, I won't
Speaker 1: you jumping on all right? So that that feels like
Speaker 1: a green light.
Speaker 2: Wearing wearing Well, we're in, be good, brit We'll work
Speaker 2: out the find of details.
Speaker 6: We're in, Yeah, excellent, And we've already put up some
Speaker 6: prize money. So we have an under eighteen competition and
Speaker 6: over eighteen competition, so we put some prize money up.
Speaker 6: But get onto the show dot com dot are you
Speaker 6: for all the details, not just about this, but all
Speaker 6: the competitions for all the cooks out there runs using
Speaker 6: this this colder, whether to make some jams or some
Speaker 6: other cooking. And of course all the last entries said
Speaker 6: a five days.
Speaker 4: We can't wait.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, And as we always say here at over
Speaker 2: nine on nine, Will, if you're horny, let's do it
Speaker 2: right at my pony genu one doesn't make sense, does it?
Speaker 3: It'll make sense to the kids.
Speaker 6: Don't get it, just have no idea what you're just
Speaker 6: saying it.
Speaker 1: For the record, Will, we've never said that on this show.
Speaker 1: I never ever