WEBVTT - What Excuse Did Hayesy Try And Pull As A Supernova? 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:04.479 We got getting every day every gentleman. 0:00:04.240 --> 0:00:09.200 Adelaides Joe's I know that you're a big fan of 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:11.879 the umpiring fraternity. And when you learned the news that 0:00:11.920 --> 0:00:13.240 Troy but Now might be a bit of a bad 0:00:13.280 --> 0:00:15.120 guy he was on the run, you were heartbroken, Yeah, 0:00:15.440 --> 0:00:17.440 because he was one of your favorite umpires. 0:00:17.079 --> 0:00:20.120 Coming from Oh he certainly was umpire two hundred and 0:00:20.160 --> 0:00:22.800 nineteen AFL Games, which is quite an extraordinary effort. 0:00:22.800 --> 0:00:24.360 We used to follow him and you had all the 0:00:24.560 --> 0:00:27.440 umpire cards. I think you got one of them signed 0:00:27.480 --> 0:00:28.600 at one stage. 0:00:29.600 --> 0:00:33.199 Anyway, Tropenell has found himself in hot water because he 0:00:33.400 --> 0:00:36.440 is accused of defrauding his employer to the tune of 0:00:36.479 --> 0:00:39.080 eight point seven million dollars. Let me repeat that eight 0:00:39.080 --> 0:00:42.720 point seven million dollars. Now, our boy Troy is still 0:00:42.760 --> 0:00:45.879 on the run because he was supposed to turn up 0:00:45.880 --> 0:00:47.919 to court and he didn't. And do you know what 0:00:48.040 --> 0:00:51.040 excuse he gave his barrister as to why he didn't 0:00:51.080 --> 0:00:51.920 turn up to court. 0:00:52.280 --> 0:00:54.160 Gastro both ends. 0:00:55.120 --> 0:00:59.560 No incorrect. He claims that he hit a kangaroo. 0:00:59.600 --> 0:01:04.280 Okay, kangaroo down, spot timy kangaroo down. 0:01:05.040 --> 0:01:07.960 It's a unique excuse, sets for sure, which I dare 0:01:08.000 --> 0:01:09.880 say the court has probably never heard before. 0:01:10.680 --> 0:01:13.360 So he sent an email at ten oh five am, 0:01:13.400 --> 0:01:16.240 which was some thirty five minutes after he was due 0:01:16.240 --> 0:01:19.240 to a peer in court that day. He said he 0:01:19.280 --> 0:01:22.679 was waiting for roadside assistance and that this was his 0:01:22.880 --> 0:01:25.120 reason for non attendance. 0:01:26.240 --> 0:01:28.759 It's not going to fly, Troy. I'm telling you right now, 0:01:28.760 --> 0:01:33.600 it's not going to fly. That chorus sing it. 0:01:33.600 --> 0:01:35.640 It does give us an opportunity to play North Melbourne 0:01:35.680 --> 0:01:37.479 theme song which you will never hear. 0:01:37.959 --> 0:01:39.480 You will rarely hear. 0:01:39.520 --> 0:01:42.560 Maybe once twice this season, but that's about it. That 0:01:42.640 --> 0:01:45.040 must So if you're not across this, it's actually pretty 0:01:45.080 --> 0:01:47.039 serious what he's done. He's accused of sending as many 0:01:47.440 --> 0:01:51.800 as ten thousand false invoices of about eight hundred dollars 0:01:51.840 --> 0:01:55.800 each for repairs to shipping containers which were never carried out. 0:01:55.920 --> 0:01:59.480 I don't understand how you can fall from such dizzy 0:01:59.520 --> 0:02:02.960 heights as being ahead, like at the top of the 0:02:03.040 --> 0:02:06.240 tree in terms of afl umpires and then new plummets 0:02:06.640 --> 0:02:08.960 to the bottom. Accused of eight point seven million dollars 0:02:08.960 --> 0:02:09.480 worth of flud. 0:02:09.600 --> 0:02:14.000 Yeah, riches the rags I've set up business charts third 0:02:14.120 --> 0:02:14.880 and twenty four ten. 0:02:15.160 --> 0:02:17.880 That's a pretty ridiculous excuse to get out of something. 0:02:18.440 --> 0:02:20.840 Can you give us your example thirteen and twenty fourteen, 0:02:21.120 --> 0:02:22.560 your worst excuses? 0:02:23.040 --> 0:02:25.080 Yeah, I for grabs as well. Best call this morning 0:02:25.080 --> 0:02:28.800 one hundred dollars family cook voucher. I rarely can be 0:02:28.840 --> 0:02:31.400 honest in this situation when I'm late to something, so 0:02:31.440 --> 0:02:32.520 I usually make something up. 0:02:32.600 --> 0:02:35.000 Okay, Yeah, have you ever done that here at nover? 0:02:35.560 --> 0:02:35.959 Very much? So? 0:02:36.320 --> 0:02:38.600 Can I tell you about it next? Yep, because a 0:02:38.639 --> 0:02:40.960 lot of time has passed since then, so I feel 0:02:41.000 --> 0:02:42.200 like it's water under the bridge. 0:02:42.240 --> 0:02:43.959 So I've watched this space as to whether this gets 0:02:44.000 --> 0:02:44.680 me in trouble or not. 0:02:44.880 --> 0:02:49.000 Has the statue of limitations expired on your peace? Poor 0:02:49.080 --> 0:02:52.560 excuse for not turning up to work? Good morning, Marie, 0:02:52.840 --> 0:02:53.560 Good morning. 0:02:53.720 --> 0:02:56.639 Then I've just done it this morning. 0:02:56.680 --> 0:02:58.200 Actually it is actually true. 0:02:59.200 --> 0:03:00.840 I drove well, my. 0:03:00.800 --> 0:03:02.040 Dog was in the back of the car. 0:03:02.240 --> 0:03:04.200 She was supposed to being dropped because of DAYCAD. 0:03:04.480 --> 0:03:06.160 Yeah, and I drove. 0:03:06.000 --> 0:03:07.920 All the way talking to my daughter on the phone 0:03:08.600 --> 0:03:09.800 legally by the way. 0:03:10.360 --> 0:03:13.519 And anything express my realized she was selling. 0:03:13.200 --> 0:03:15.519 The car off and I was like, oh my god, 0:03:15.840 --> 0:03:18.080 some you know, left her and so I had to 0:03:18.200 --> 0:03:21.000 bring my boss and say dog in the car. 0:03:20.880 --> 0:03:24.160 Bla, she's hilarious, by the way, and turn around and 0:03:24.240 --> 0:03:25.040 go all the way back again. 0:03:25.080 --> 0:03:26.280 And now I'm on the way back again. 0:03:26.400 --> 0:03:30.200 So yeah, what time are you supposed to beat work? 0:03:32.040 --> 0:03:36.600 Very now right, and you've got the dog in the 0:03:36.640 --> 0:03:38.280 car and you still haven't dropped the dog to day care? 0:03:38.920 --> 0:03:41.119 No, no, I've taken her back and drops her off. 0:03:41.120 --> 0:03:42.200 And I thought it was hilarious. 0:03:42.200 --> 0:03:43.440 I don't care as well, So. 0:03:45.240 --> 0:03:46.200 It's very believable. 0:03:46.960 --> 0:03:48.920 Sometimes you get distracted when you're driving. You forget you 0:03:48.920 --> 0:03:49.680 have dog's kids. 0:03:49.520 --> 0:03:49.680 In the. 0:03:51.200 --> 0:03:53.920 What's going? Where am I are the dogs to leave? Okay? 0:03:54.000 --> 0:03:57.960 Good morning, Jason, good morning, Hang on, good your poor excuse, 0:03:58.040 --> 0:03:58.560 What was it? 0:03:58.920 --> 0:03:59.800 I've got car jacks? 0:04:00.040 --> 0:04:03.160 My car stole and go to work. Did you actually 0:04:03.280 --> 0:04:06.360 the actual Yeah, yeah, okay, someone who lived and the 0:04:06.480 --> 0:04:09.200 Congans had given me giving him the keys, and he 0:04:09.280 --> 0:04:13.280 took off my car. That's left on period straight on foot. 0:04:14.280 --> 0:04:16.160 Okay. 0:04:17.240 --> 0:04:19.120 The next day, my boss saw the guy driving my 0:04:19.200 --> 0:04:21.080 car at the intersection and when he walked out to. 0:04:21.080 --> 0:04:21.560 Go to lunch. 0:04:22.240 --> 0:04:26.240 Wow, no way, So your boss actually saw the guy 0:04:26.360 --> 0:04:28.719 that car jacked your car the day before he goes. 0:04:28.600 --> 0:04:31.400 On Ja and he goes, no, it's not Ja, it's 0:04:31.440 --> 0:04:33.560 my car because it was pretty, it was pretty distinctive. 0:04:33.680 --> 0:04:36.560 But yeah, wow, So so you got the car back? 0:04:36.640 --> 0:04:37.640 Did this guy get arrested out? 0:04:37.640 --> 0:04:37.680 It? 0:04:37.960 --> 0:04:39.400 Never got it back, never got it back? 0:04:40.000 --> 0:04:41.560 So your bosses that. By the way, I saw your 0:04:41.640 --> 0:04:43.640 car dride past the other day, wasn't you. What's going 0:04:43.720 --> 0:04:45.000 on anyway? What's the smoker? 0:04:45.720 --> 0:04:46.400 Right? Wow? 0:04:46.480 --> 0:04:47.160 That's a loop on. 0:04:47.400 --> 0:04:50.040 That's ridiculous. You've got to be so careful these. 0:04:50.000 --> 0:04:53.680 Days when you give someone a lift, side of not 0:04:53.839 --> 0:04:55.080 doing it on the. 0:04:55.040 --> 0:04:56.120 Side of the right. Where's my car? 0:04:56.320 --> 0:04:56.520 Due? 0:04:56.520 --> 0:04:58.520 Where's my car? I need to know. 0:04:58.640 --> 0:04:59.279 I need to know now. 0:04:59.360 --> 0:05:00.800 I need to I need to know. 0:05:01.040 --> 0:05:01.560 I need to know. 0:05:01.720 --> 0:05:03.080 What's in the news today. 0:05:03.760 --> 0:05:06.840 Here's what you need to know. What you need to know? 0:05:07.200 --> 0:05:11.680 With Jody and had j Loo on the rebound, how 0:05:11.720 --> 0:05:13.920 do you get revenge on an X? You pash three 0:05:14.120 --> 0:05:15.120 backup dancers? 0:05:15.440 --> 0:05:17.840 Classic says a lot of this that happens with the 0:05:17.880 --> 0:05:20.560 backup dances, isn't it. Britney Spears marry one? 0:05:20.920 --> 0:05:25.760 I just hate them. Brittany, Yeah, I reckon? Even Mariah 0:05:25.880 --> 0:05:28.720 married one and also did j Loo marry one. 0:05:29.200 --> 0:05:32.400 Maybe this would make sense. She's just really nearly sucking 0:05:32.480 --> 0:05:33.719 faced with the backup dancers. 0:05:34.960 --> 0:05:36.800 Yeah, so it was awesome. She was on stage singing 0:05:36.880 --> 0:05:39.920 and dancing, and then away she went, just right, go 0:05:40.080 --> 0:05:50.080 off j Loo. Yeah, Hey, Jeff come here. 0:05:51.760 --> 0:05:55.599 Hey are come here? And then Bang stole his tongue. 0:05:55.960 --> 0:05:58.960 Interesting names. We came for the backup. I went with 0:05:59.080 --> 0:05:59.760 Jeff and you went a. 0:06:01.240 --> 0:06:03.160 Very different directions. Was a little bit more. 0:06:03.120 --> 0:06:06.600 Exotic, Yes, exactly. Janet Jackson performed for the first time 0:06:06.640 --> 0:06:08.480 in seven years as well. So she was the Rock 0:06:08.520 --> 0:06:11.240 and Roll Hall of Fame inductee. She turns fifty nine 0:06:11.320 --> 0:06:13.720 earlier this month. Sang and danced all he's someone call 0:06:13.760 --> 0:06:15.000 my lover an oh for you? 0:06:16.839 --> 0:06:17.960 This plays she does it better. 0:06:30.720 --> 0:06:34.359 See I've got very very distinct memories of Jay Janet 0:06:34.400 --> 0:06:36.040 Jackson when she was the song where she was on 0:06:36.120 --> 0:06:38.560 the plane, had a play where she was dancing on 0:06:38.640 --> 0:06:40.480 the plane, on the wing of the plane. 0:06:40.520 --> 0:06:42.479 I don't remember anyway, I feel like it's not fair conversation. 0:06:42.560 --> 0:06:43.560 Jane Jackson was fantastic. 0:06:43.600 --> 0:06:45.120 Well you know what, do you know what I remember? 0:06:45.279 --> 0:06:47.839 My favorite Janet Jackson song of all time is black 0:06:48.040 --> 0:06:53.240 cat None Love, short Tail, Long legs Live. Am not 0:06:53.480 --> 0:06:54.720 a free to die. 0:06:54.960 --> 0:07:00.919 Okay, but it sounds like a holy fun. It sounds 0:07:00.960 --> 0:07:01.480 like a lot of fun. 0:07:01.839 --> 0:07:03.520 We're going into the system. I don't know if Nova's 0:07:03.560 --> 0:07:05.960 got it here, but we are going early to do 0:07:06.040 --> 0:07:11.480 a deep dive into the system to find that. Yeah, 0:07:12.240 --> 0:07:14.480 run up someone right upstairs to smooth? Can they find out? 0:07:15.800 --> 0:07:19.480 Taylor Swift was expected to announce her new album at 0:07:19.520 --> 0:07:21.600 the A M A's, but was a no show completely. 0:07:21.720 --> 0:07:27.680 Oh my gosh, we're Swifty. 0:07:29.320 --> 0:07:30.240 Travis Kelsey here? 0:07:30.560 --> 0:07:30.920 Anyone? 0:07:32.040 --> 0:07:34.480 Where was she? Molly? She was with Travis. 0:07:34.640 --> 0:07:37.440 Apparently she was seen at a restaurant like super high end, 0:07:37.760 --> 0:07:38.760 just having a nice time. 0:07:39.400 --> 0:07:41.240 She has been trolling us for months. 0:07:41.880 --> 0:07:43.800 When you say trolling us, do you mean like, what 0:07:43.920 --> 0:07:48.040 do you call Taylor Swift? Swift ears the Swifties. The 0:07:48.120 --> 0:07:50.800 Swift is so triggered cry. 0:07:52.120 --> 0:07:54.640 The thought of a new album is so exciting, and 0:07:54.760 --> 0:07:58.840 she has been teasing rap for six months. Her tour, 0:07:59.240 --> 0:08:03.080 she wore the same outfit for reputation every single night. 0:08:03.400 --> 0:08:05.520 Then she came out with a brand new outfit with 0:08:05.640 --> 0:08:08.680 twenty six like in the pattern of the snake. 0:08:08.800 --> 0:08:11.000 So leading to what you all think it's the twenty 0:08:11.160 --> 0:08:14.480 sixth that she's going to drop the album, which was yesterday. 0:08:14.520 --> 0:08:15.920 The AMA is then nothing What. 0:08:16.000 --> 0:08:18.320 I Will Say to you? Producer Molly is let her 0:08:18.360 --> 0:08:19.200 do it in her own time. 0:08:19.240 --> 0:08:21.400 But yeah, okay, hey, I'm produced my what will say 0:08:21.400 --> 0:08:23.600 to you? As well as a genuine Swifty? If Taylor 0:08:23.640 --> 0:08:26.640 Swift was to do a poop and recorded that sound, 0:08:27.160 --> 0:08:28.800 do you think that it would be a hit single 0:08:28.840 --> 0:08:29.120 from her? 0:08:29.760 --> 0:08:31.960 Would you guys enjoy it? Good by she? 0:08:32.160 --> 0:08:35.520 Do you know she once accidentally uploaded silence like I 0:08:35.520 --> 0:08:37.079 don't know how it happened in her team and it 0:08:37.160 --> 0:08:37.920 went to number one. 0:08:38.160 --> 0:08:41.360 Oh what are we doing? 0:08:41.480 --> 0:08:41.680 Yeah? 0:08:42.200 --> 0:08:42.880 What are we doing? 0:08:43.120 --> 0:08:46.280 At the risk of offending all the Swifties, grow up. 0:08:47.679 --> 0:08:50.200 The following segment is the Mature audiences only and may 0:08:50.240 --> 0:08:53.640 contain content, graphic language and nudity, not that you'll see it. 0:08:53.840 --> 0:08:56.360 If easily offended, well you're about to find out. 0:08:56.360 --> 0:08:59.840 Just how easily your father. He's only money. 0:09:00.800 --> 0:09:01.280 Jody and. 0:09:04.920 --> 0:09:06.520 I will straighten up after seven o'clock. 0:09:06.559 --> 0:09:08.599 But right now, let's just get some looseness out and 0:09:08.640 --> 0:09:11.000 maybe some of those questions that we've always wanted to ask, 0:09:11.120 --> 0:09:11.680 because I'm. 0:09:11.520 --> 0:09:13.200 Just going to put this out there, Joe, I'm going 0:09:13.240 --> 0:09:14.000 to put this out there. 0:09:14.480 --> 0:09:17.679 A random article popped up in my algorithm and it 0:09:17.840 --> 0:09:20.720 was titled safe ways to have sex while pregnant. 0:09:20.920 --> 0:09:23.040 Oh, so I'm still to put this out there. I'm 0:09:23.040 --> 0:09:27.280 gonna put this out there. Women getting horny while pregnant 0:09:27.840 --> 0:09:30.760 is a giant miss. Yes or no? 0:09:31.160 --> 0:09:34.760 How very dare you excuse me? I was it my 0:09:34.840 --> 0:09:36.040 horniest when I was pregnant? 0:09:36.280 --> 0:09:43.959 What are you absolutely serious? That's not the response that 0:09:44.040 --> 0:09:46.160 I thought that I was going to get. But please 0:09:46.440 --> 0:09:47.400 do discuss. 0:09:47.600 --> 0:09:50.920 For some reason, all the hormones are heightened and all 0:09:51.000 --> 0:09:53.439 the things just feel a little bit tinglier, if that 0:09:53.600 --> 0:09:54.120 makes sense. 0:09:54.640 --> 0:09:57.400 Not the No, it doesn't make sense. Please go into detail. 0:09:57.559 --> 0:10:00.920 Not the whole time while you're pregnant, Like there's times 0:10:00.960 --> 0:10:03.040 where you're like, oh my god, on the side of 0:10:03.080 --> 0:10:05.160 a house, don't even look at me, don't touch me. 0:10:06.120 --> 0:10:08.880 The birthing process as well, Yeah, you're not horny during 0:10:08.960 --> 0:10:11.080 that during. 0:10:11.000 --> 0:10:13.240 That, and the fact that you even thought that that 0:10:13.320 --> 0:10:15.840 could be a thing is disturbing on so many levels. 0:10:16.120 --> 0:10:17.959 But no, there's times I don't know, it's just I 0:10:18.000 --> 0:10:20.320 think it's just a hormonal thing where you're like, God, 0:10:20.760 --> 0:10:21.160 let's go. 0:10:21.800 --> 0:10:22.679 Yeah, okay. 0:10:22.800 --> 0:10:26.680 Well, then myth busted from my point of view, because 0:10:27.600 --> 0:10:30.559 my lovely wife and I've been through three pregnancies. Yes, 0:10:30.800 --> 0:10:35.680 and at no stage has there been the slightest inkling 0:10:36.000 --> 0:10:38.319 to wanting or exploring that avenue. 0:10:38.559 --> 0:10:45.360 Really, yes, wow, okay, you as a husband drew the 0:10:45.559 --> 0:10:46.280 short straw. 0:10:47.360 --> 0:10:47.640 Really. 0:10:47.880 --> 0:10:49.719 She never once just looked to you and said come on, 0:10:49.840 --> 0:10:50.120 let's go. 0:10:50.800 --> 0:10:53.920 No, not at all, really, not even slightly. 0:10:54.200 --> 0:10:58.480 So I remember having a particular conversation and she said, look, 0:10:58.600 --> 0:10:59.360 look how big I am. 0:10:59.400 --> 0:11:01.199 Look how full I am. I feel like I've just 0:11:01.280 --> 0:11:03.520 had the biggest meal of my life. Constantly. 0:11:03.960 --> 0:11:05.760 I mean, I'm as big as a house, all those 0:11:05.800 --> 0:11:07.360 tops of things, And then I can sit there and 0:11:07.400 --> 0:11:08.040 be like, yeah. 0:11:07.960 --> 0:11:09.760 I get it, I get it. So I wouldn't want 0:11:09.760 --> 0:11:12.120 to have sex as well if it was you, not me. 0:11:12.360 --> 0:11:14.040 I will say this, your boobs are nice and full. 0:11:14.400 --> 0:11:15.480 That is very, very true. 0:11:15.920 --> 0:11:18.079 At one stage, at one stage, Carra said to me, 0:11:18.360 --> 0:11:20.480 look how big I am. Do you think I want 0:11:20.520 --> 0:11:25.439 eating something more extra inside me? To which I said, 0:11:25.559 --> 0:11:29.280 is not that much extra. We're talking about pregnancy and 0:11:29.480 --> 0:11:33.199 the role that sex plays during pregnancy. For business and 0:11:33.440 --> 0:11:35.480 or for pleasure, in your case aggressive pleasure. 0:11:36.720 --> 0:11:38.720 Okay, I regret. 0:11:39.559 --> 0:11:40.960 I'm just talking about what I hear. 0:11:41.160 --> 0:11:44.760 Sometimes you made me regret just revealing little snippets of 0:11:44.840 --> 0:11:46.839 my intimate life, and then you take it and run 0:11:46.880 --> 0:11:51.240 with it sometimes. All right, we are talking this morning, 0:11:51.400 --> 0:11:53.720 why in fact women just get a little bit toe 0:11:53.840 --> 0:11:57.520 here while they're pregnant. Let's got a rose from South Brighton. Rose, 0:11:57.559 --> 0:12:01.280 Good morning, Good morning, Jody. Thank you for being so 0:12:01.440 --> 0:12:04.360 forthcoming with this information. I'm sure Hazy won't make you 0:12:04.480 --> 0:12:06.920 regret that, Brose, what happened to you when you were pregnant? 0:12:07.640 --> 0:12:09.360 So it was a long time ago that I still 0:12:09.440 --> 0:12:13.640 remember being really sick of being pregnant. And although we 0:12:13.800 --> 0:12:16.040 did sort of muck around on the way through, it 0:12:16.160 --> 0:12:20.839 got time to get the baby out and so we 0:12:21.400 --> 0:12:24.560 really went for it. And yeah, it worked a treat. 0:12:26.080 --> 0:12:28.559 I went into labor within an hour or so. 0:12:28.840 --> 0:12:31.679 Oh my gosh. Rose. Yeah, if you don't mind, I've 0:12:31.760 --> 0:12:33.480 got forty five questions for you. 0:12:36.679 --> 0:12:38.040 If you're asking positions. 0:12:38.160 --> 0:12:41.800 It was awkward, Well that wasn't one of them, but 0:12:42.000 --> 0:12:42.280 go on. 0:12:44.320 --> 0:12:47.559 Now, I remember it being quite awkward, and we tried 0:12:47.679 --> 0:12:49.559 things that we hadn't tried before clearly. 0:12:50.120 --> 0:12:53.920 Wow, okay, what was it? Because everything's supposed to be 0:12:54.000 --> 0:12:55.440 so hotened was it? Was it good? 0:12:57.559 --> 0:12:57.719 Yeah? 0:12:57.800 --> 0:13:00.400 I reckon, I've never had bad sex, don't think. 0:13:05.000 --> 0:13:07.160 Can I just one question and maybe do this? Maybe? 0:13:08.040 --> 0:13:11.120 How does that induce it? Like, what's the process of 0:13:11.280 --> 0:13:12.679 doing that to make it come quicker? 0:13:12.960 --> 0:13:13.520 The baby goes? 0:13:15.080 --> 0:13:17.120 Babies? Excuse me very much, I'm out of you. 0:13:17.960 --> 0:13:20.880 Yeah, I think friction and yep, I'm done. 0:13:21.160 --> 0:13:21.880 You get me. 0:13:22.679 --> 0:13:23.960 My parents are ridiculous. 0:13:24.120 --> 0:13:27.199 Yeah, yeah, it's a bit of that. I'm going to 0:13:27.280 --> 0:13:30.199 meet these people who were engaging in this ridiculous activity. 0:13:32.600 --> 0:13:34.000 Thank you so much for the call. 0:13:34.679 --> 0:13:36.840 Can I just say that was fifty two years ago? 0:13:36.960 --> 0:13:38.000 But I still remember it. 0:13:39.520 --> 0:13:40.920 Well? Most memorable then, Wasn't it? 0:13:41.040 --> 0:13:43.720 Not much as change across the journey? You learned something 0:13:43.800 --> 0:13:47.160 you every day on this show? Who knew the window 0:13:47.200 --> 0:13:47.679 shut for me? 0:13:48.240 --> 0:13:48.720 That's okay? 0:13:49.480 --> 0:13:52.560 That is the final questions you'll be allowed to ask 0:13:52.920 --> 0:13:53.440 this morning. 0:13:53.520 --> 0:13:54.720 Okay, you've said that before. 0:13:55.800 --> 0:13:56.800 It's Joey and. 0:14:00.320 --> 0:14:03.120 Yes, what a fierce little contest. This has turned into 0:14:03.360 --> 0:14:05.800 the weekly debate kicked off last week Jode say. The 0:14:05.880 --> 0:14:08.719 topic was is Port Adelaide's season over thanks to the 0:14:08.840 --> 0:14:10.240 injury to Jason and Francis. 0:14:10.440 --> 0:14:12.400 You said it was I said it wasn't. Yes, the 0:14:12.480 --> 0:14:14.240 people spoke. Apparently it is. 0:14:14.640 --> 0:14:18.040 Apparently it's done. Okay, so we need to go to 0:14:18.040 --> 0:14:20.960 the random generator to get this week's topic. Are you 0:14:21.040 --> 0:14:21.400 good to go? 0:14:21.600 --> 0:14:21.960 Here we go? 0:14:22.760 --> 0:14:26.000 Is texting better than calling? Oh? 0:14:26.480 --> 0:14:29.920 This one's interesting because there's two humans with very different 0:14:30.000 --> 0:14:31.560 communications styles. 0:14:32.120 --> 0:14:35.160 Are a caller, You're a chatter, there's no question about that, 0:14:35.280 --> 0:14:38.440 Whereas I prefer a little late night text on the couch. Okay, 0:14:38.560 --> 0:14:39.960 let's go back to the generally dirty. 0:14:40.480 --> 0:14:43.120 Oh my gosh, keep me out of those texts, thank 0:14:43.160 --> 0:14:45.000 you very much. And by the way, I don't get 0:14:45.040 --> 0:14:46.800 those texts. Are you seeing those texts too? 0:14:47.600 --> 0:14:48.520 Just girlfriends? 0:14:48.680 --> 0:14:53.720 That's sick. Let's go back to the generator. So who's 0:14:53.760 --> 0:14:59.800 doing what? Jody, you've been assigned for hazy against have very. 0:15:00.440 --> 0:15:03.240 To your text Well, this works without narrative. So do 0:15:03.240 --> 0:15:04.520 you want to go first? Or do you want me to? 0:15:05.120 --> 0:15:06.920 So up to you ladies first, as always say okay, 0:15:06.960 --> 0:15:09.200 you want to go first? Sure, okay, Joes, tell us 0:15:09.360 --> 0:15:12.080 next why texting is the best form of communication. 0:15:12.360 --> 0:15:15.040 I'm firmly against it. I'm a massive caller, and please 0:15:15.080 --> 0:15:16.920 make sure you get involved. Get ready to call thirteen 0:15:17.040 --> 0:15:18.960 twenty four to ten because we need to decide a 0:15:19.000 --> 0:15:19.680 winner via you. 0:15:21.080 --> 0:15:27.120 It's Joey and Hazy debate, just a. 0:15:27.120 --> 0:15:29.920 Couple of comrades going at it. The question this week 0:15:30.600 --> 0:15:33.160 is texting better than calling? 0:15:33.440 --> 0:15:36.920 All strong thoughts and emotions and feelings around this one. 0:15:37.120 --> 0:15:39.520 Yeah, text, I'm a caller, I'm a text from. 0:15:39.400 --> 0:15:44.160 Wayback, and you are. Hey, let's just have a chat. Hey, guys, 0:15:44.320 --> 0:15:46.800 we'll want to talk live it baby. 0:15:48.160 --> 0:15:52.600 No, Andrew, all right, clearly pro texting, and you're clearly 0:15:52.760 --> 0:15:54.640 for this. Jodes, would you like to go first? 0:15:55.440 --> 0:15:55.640 Yes? 0:15:55.760 --> 0:15:59.720 Please, here we go. The mic is yours. Debate away 0:16:00.840 --> 0:16:01.760 in the words of the. 0:16:01.840 --> 0:16:09.680 Great Lady Gaga, Whilst I understand that you Andrew Fisher 0:16:09.760 --> 0:16:11.680 Hayes Aer in the mood to chat, understand that you 0:16:11.720 --> 0:16:12.880 need to get stuff off your chest. 0:16:13.040 --> 0:16:14.280 I understand that you. 0:16:14.360 --> 0:16:16.680 Adore the sound of your own voice, but I would 0:16:16.720 --> 0:16:18.840 prefer to have a nap, watch Netflix, take a shower, 0:16:18.920 --> 0:16:21.840 making a sigh, smoothie, stick a butter knife in my eyeballs, 0:16:21.960 --> 0:16:24.760 literally anything. Then take your call, and you know who 0:16:24.800 --> 0:16:28.480 Elseleck's calling? Yes, that's right, sold the companies, telcos and 0:16:28.600 --> 0:16:32.200 pretend princes from Nigeria. And who hasn't been bored out 0:16:32.280 --> 0:16:34.560 of their brain listening to their best friend bang on 0:16:34.640 --> 0:16:37.480 about their latest breakup, Cry me a freaking river, So 0:16:37.920 --> 0:16:40.720 send me a text asat me FYI brb l mk 0:16:40.840 --> 0:16:44.920 I dk lfg me or proobt w me. That's pissed 0:16:44.920 --> 0:16:47.080 off right now. By the way, sex is so flexible. 0:16:47.120 --> 0:16:49.160 I can text you back right away in five minutes 0:16:49.280 --> 0:16:51.480 or never. I can flict you a emoji, send you 0:16:51.560 --> 0:16:53.320 a nude I won't even mind if you see it, 0:16:53.400 --> 0:16:55.800 and then send a haha react. But you need to 0:16:55.960 --> 0:17:00.360 spare yourself the absolute indignity of me hitting the red 0:17:00.400 --> 0:17:03.160 telephone reject button on your call, as I screamed to 0:17:03.240 --> 0:17:07.000 the clouds, why is he ringing me? Just send me 0:17:07.160 --> 0:17:07.680 a jack? 0:17:09.640 --> 0:17:10.800 Oh my god. 0:17:12.280 --> 0:17:15.360 Again, I got real personal, real quick. 0:17:15.760 --> 0:17:18.600 It is so every time I call you you don't answer. 0:17:18.760 --> 0:17:19.640 You're looking at the phone. 0:17:19.640 --> 0:17:22.760 Aren't you just going not now? 0:17:23.119 --> 0:17:26.000 Oh my gosh. All right, well here is my rebuttal 0:17:26.320 --> 0:17:31.280 against yours. My heart, by the way, my heart, okay, 0:17:31.480 --> 0:17:33.159 let me just take a deep breath. Let's get into it. 0:17:34.240 --> 0:17:40.320 Oh my god, Charlie Pooth was right, Charlie, is it 0:17:40.480 --> 0:17:42.680 just me? Do I have like bad breath or something? 0:17:42.960 --> 0:17:45.639 Or do I just have genuine chit conversation? But got 0:17:45.680 --> 0:17:48.040 me interested in you? And I have so much to say. 0:17:48.440 --> 0:17:51.520 Please don't restrict this to just the basic dext We're 0:17:51.560 --> 0:17:56.200 better than that, surely, I get it. Sometimes the conversations 0:17:56.280 --> 0:17:58.960 go on for hours, and how the hell do I 0:17:59.040 --> 0:18:02.000 wrap it up? I'll probably say something like take care 0:18:02.200 --> 0:18:04.480 or all the best, and then I feel all good. 0:18:04.640 --> 0:18:07.000 But goddamn, Joe, it's good to feel something. 0:18:07.359 --> 0:18:10.879 I'm right finally. Look, it's all about the time. For example, 0:18:10.960 --> 0:18:13.200 the other day you texted me and you said, what 0:18:13.359 --> 0:18:14.359 the fuck is your problem? 0:18:14.560 --> 0:18:14.679 Now? 0:18:14.720 --> 0:18:16.760 I assume that you meant it in a really sort 0:18:16.760 --> 0:18:19.080 of lovely, wholesome way, but because it was a text, 0:18:19.640 --> 0:18:22.320 I couldn't figure out the vibe anyway. I'll call you later. 0:18:22.600 --> 0:18:24.919