Speaker 1: We got every day, Lady adelaides, I don't know about
Speaker 1: the time we spoke about this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, average ten fifteen length. That's what we're
Speaker 2: talking about. Because you have been pushing for this for years.
Speaker 3: Now, I know, No, finally the moments arrived. All right,
Speaker 3: what you got for us?
Speaker 2: Okay? So I feel like this is something that absolutely
Speaker 2: like one hundred percent of guys I've thought about this
Speaker 2: at some stage, and I would say, if not one hundred,
Speaker 2: maybe ninety nine point nine eight percent of blokes genuinely
Speaker 2: got the ruler at it's some stage of their life.
Speaker 4: Is okay?
Speaker 5: When does that start, like in boyhood that you start
Speaker 5: to think yes.
Speaker 2: Yes, I reckon it starts just as you hit puberty.
Speaker 3: Okay one percent.
Speaker 2: So according to a medical expert for the name of
Speaker 2: doctor Reena. Mallick, plenty of men are more average than
Speaker 2: they think they are. There's a lot of us who
Speaker 2: are very, very confident and happy with what's going downstairs. Yeh,
Speaker 2: turns out we might be below the average. So doctor
Speaker 2: Malick is a urologist and pelvic surgeon. Let's listen to
Speaker 2: some of her works, shall we.
Speaker 1: Cham realize that it is variable even person to person.
Speaker 1: It can vary depending on the state of arousal, how
Speaker 1: cold you are, how anxious you are. All right, let's
Speaker 1: get right down to it. What is the average penai
Speaker 1: length when they measure it both flaccid and stretched or erect?
Speaker 1: And actually they've looked us and found that when you
Speaker 1: stretch your penis maximally, that's also similar to the size
Speaker 1: you're going to get when it's a rat.
Speaker 2: So strong words there, doctor, I know it.
Speaker 5: And also what you need to understand is you work
Speaker 5: with a lot of women, and all of us feel ill.
Speaker 2: Yes, you've all got this weird sort of scrunched up
Speaker 2: look on your face. What's going on? Because you guys
Speaker 2: been eating sow lullies or something?
Speaker 5: Because you boys are way more invested in this than
Speaker 5: we are, that's for sure.
Speaker 2: You sure, yes, okay, could you tell me exactly what's
Speaker 2: going on with Greg? Like to the centem No, I
Speaker 2: don't want to do you reckon. Greg's invested in this conversation.
Speaker 3: Nah, he's confident.
Speaker 2: We're very, very scared, you know what, because we're scared
Speaker 2: that we're not going to live up to expectation or
Speaker 2: we're going to be embarrassed. In this particular field. So
Speaker 2: doctor Malik explained that a survey was one of fifty
Speaker 2: thousand men, which found that a large fifty five percent
Speaker 2: were unhappy with the way that it looks, even when
Speaker 2: it's wearing a little tuxedo. And despite that, a high
Speaker 2: eighty five percent of their partners said they were satisfied
Speaker 2: with the appearance of their release.
Speaker 5: Can I just break down some stereotypes here and just
Speaker 5: really spell this out to you.
Speaker 4: It's ugly. It is ugly.
Speaker 2: Don't listen. Don't listen. You're gorgeous. It's not ugly.
Speaker 4: They are so ugly.
Speaker 2: Now it's crime, banks shows banks, heaps. The doctor also
Speaker 2: said much of this unhappiness comes as pornography has blurred
Speaker 2: the lines of what is normal. That's probably makes a
Speaker 2: lot of sense, know because I've never seen any of
Speaker 2: that sort of filth. Actually, here it is the average
Speaker 2: length is apparently and approximately five point two inches, which
Speaker 2: is thirteen point two centimeters, right, Okay, okay, does that
Speaker 2: make sense?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: That seem appropriate. Guess what, I'm not really sure?
Speaker 4: Still ugly?
Speaker 2: Do not do not listen to it?
Speaker 5: So thirteen point five centimeters, you say, Yeah, where do
Speaker 5: you think you fit on the sliding scale because you
Speaker 5: like to muddy the waters in this sense, you like
Speaker 5: to call yourself big are so we're like, oh, maybe, okay,
Speaker 5: maybe it is, yes, And then other times you denigrate
Speaker 5: your own size, so we're like, where does he sit?
Speaker 5: And I hate that I'm even thinking about that, but
Speaker 5: go on, then where do you sit?
Speaker 2: What I will say is I'm still in the process
Speaker 2: of getting an exact measurement, yes, because like what doctor
Speaker 2: Malix said before, things can be tricky in terms of
Speaker 2: measuring at its fullest. And what I will say is
Speaker 2: just be very very care there for particularly when you're
Speaker 2: stretching it.
Speaker 7: Oh boy, he's where you're waking up to out laid.
Speaker 8: What's the news today, Hiness, You're.
Speaker 5: Very confusing waking up going oh so much information. I'm overloaded.
Speaker 5: That's why we need Abby in the newsroom. There's a
Speaker 5: dyin of everything breaking. What's happening?
Speaker 7: Good morning? So the Handpick Festival has announced its line up.
Speaker 7: Today's the hand Picked Festival. Okay, that's really exciting. It's
Speaker 7: down in Langhan Creek on the ninth of November and
Speaker 7: it's at Lake Breeze Wines.
Speaker 4: Actually never been there, maybe I need to go to
Speaker 4: hand Picked.
Speaker 7: But anyway, so the massive lineup is announced today.
Speaker 4: We have Matt Corby, the Jungle.
Speaker 7: Giants, Aguson Julia's Stone and Pete Murray all headlining the festival.
Speaker 2: How good is that?
Speaker 7: The flood?
Speaker 2: I just seriously I saw this blog It's heaven yes
Speaker 2: years ago. Yeah, the early days when Karen I were
Speaker 2: just staying.
Speaker 4: And did you serenade her?
Speaker 2: I did not because that would have grossly turned her off.
Speaker 2: But best voice I think I've ever heard in my life,
Speaker 2: really live Matt Corby. Wow, it's just insane. It's out
Speaker 2: of this world.
Speaker 3: So when did tickets gone south?
Speaker 4: For that?
Speaker 7: So pre sale tickets are on sale from nine am
Speaker 7: this morning, so jump on and have a look at
Speaker 7: the website, the Handpicked Festival website. But yeah, by all accounts,
Speaker 7: everyone's very excited.
Speaker 4: It's the tenth year. It's the tenth year of the
Speaker 4: festival and.
Speaker 7: It's obviously really good because obviously we're seeing so many
Speaker 7: festivals across Australia not return because of cost of living
Speaker 7: and all of the things.
Speaker 4: So it's really good to see that it's going strong.
Speaker 2: So nice to go this. I'd really really like to
Speaker 2: go this.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's go.
Speaker 5: No, don't do that, because you always say you want
Speaker 5: to go to things and then you never done that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, can you call out at the last minute? I know,
Speaker 3: very annoying.
Speaker 2: Can I get hold ticket? Can I get a hold
Speaker 2: of a ticket hours before it starts? Yeah, there's no
Speaker 2: time to pull up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, let's try.
Speaker 2: No time to think about it.
Speaker 5: Hey, let's go to Paris. Ausis went one two in
Speaker 5: the showdown for the Ages. I was so excited about
Speaker 5: this this morning. I was so up and about for
Speaker 5: this race, and unfortunately we can't get Channel nine in
Speaker 5: the studio, so I was racing in between our office
Speaker 5: and the studio and coming back and forth, and I
Speaker 5: missed it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the best bit in between that little voyage
Speaker 2: back to go see it. Jodey Cammacks like I missed it.
Speaker 2: It's very quick the girls.
Speaker 7: I was pretty surprised at twenty past four, as I
Speaker 7: was driving into work that my phone went off and
Speaker 7: it was Dirty Oddie.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I thought, gee, she's up early.
Speaker 5: I was saying, do we get Channel nine in the
Speaker 5: studio because it's it's locked on your station obviously, And
Speaker 5: I hit the remote and it's like, no, we can't
Speaker 5: get tan mine anyway. So given that they won it
Speaker 5: in a minute fifty three, it's no wonder I missed
Speaker 5: that small window.
Speaker 4: Yeah, a minute.
Speaker 7: It does not take a minute fifty three to walk
Speaker 7: from the office to the studio.
Speaker 4: What were you doing along the way?
Speaker 2: Jody's prone to a distraction, very prone to a distractor.
Speaker 5: Anyway, Molli O'Callahan has done it. She won the two
Speaker 5: how to Meet a freestyle in a new Olympic record
Speaker 5: of one minute, fifty three seconds and point twenty seven.
Speaker 3: Anyway, how do you say that? One fifty three twenty.
Speaker 2: Seven, one fifty three point two.
Speaker 5: Seven yep, and she pipped Arion Titmas absolutely incredible scenes.
Speaker 5: The two of them shared a podium for the Metal presentation,
Speaker 5: which was pretty cool. Have you been watching much games?
Speaker 5: Because I watched the basketball last night and the opals. Well,
Speaker 5: I hate to say it because I love basketball and
Speaker 5: I love our women playing it, but they were very average.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I'll tell you what. I've been saying this for
Speaker 2: weeks and weeks, maybe months. Bring back Liz Cambages. Bring
Speaker 2: her back, if nothing else, for a bit of team culture. Yeah,
Speaker 2: she's great. For some culture. Oh ask Andrew Boger.
Speaker 5: Oh. Our best player and she only played a couple
Speaker 5: of minutes, was Lauren Jackson, who's forty three years.
Speaker 2: Old at the tender heage of forty three.
Speaker 5: And she was the only one that looked really like scoring.
Speaker 5: She was narling three pointers. She was fantastic. But yeah,
Speaker 5: the opposition just to good last night. Nigeria. They were fierce.
Speaker 5: We're beaten up, actually got beaten up on the basketball.
Speaker 2: Called about Nigeria. A land full of excellent women's basketballs
Speaker 2: and so many princes looking to give you some cat.
Speaker 2: I know, it's ridiculous the country.
Speaker 5: It's the gift that keeps on giving, doesn't it. If
Speaker 5: you can't pick yourself up an elite basketballer, you'll get
Speaker 5: yourself a Nigerian prince.
Speaker 3: There is no doubt about options galore.
Speaker 2: All right, that is your post snooze news Joe's will
Speaker 2: you do us the honor of dropping the first question
Speaker 2: for the six fifteen Vendom Machine quiz? Next?
Speaker 3: If I don't get distracted, thanks.
Speaker 2: Watch this space. What the vibes do you get when
Speaker 2: you see someone wearing a beautiful, luscious, giant fat caterpillar
Speaker 2: on their lip. I'm talking about the humble mustache.
Speaker 5: Oh gosh, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry.
Speaker 3: What I just I'm going to put a little asterix.
Speaker 5: I'm sure that these people are lovely, but I find
Speaker 5: mustache's repulsive.
Speaker 2: This is outrageous. Yeah, they've done a giant study in Britain. Britain,
Speaker 2: of all places, how dare you judge looks in any form,
Speaker 2: particular teeth. A study has revealed that only thirty two
Speaker 2: percent of Brits are pro tash when it comes to dating.
Speaker 2: That's really concerning. So you just sound like a British lady.
Speaker 3: I guess, I guess.
Speaker 5: And the Brits do that stupid handlebar one too, don't
Speaker 5: they that twelves at the end.
Speaker 2: I think they did that for five hundred years ago.
Speaker 2: I think they might have progressed since then.
Speaker 5: I think some people are persevering. No, I'm just not
Speaker 5: about it. And the sort of kissing someone with a mustache.
Speaker 2: I can see how that could be a little bit confronting. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I've grown up with mustaches. I've never known my
Speaker 2: father to not have a mustache. Really, I think you're
Speaker 2: in the same boat.
Speaker 7: I'm in the same boat. Dad, had a mustache, and
Speaker 7: he has had one for his entire life. And he
Speaker 7: went and he shaved it off one day and walked
Speaker 7: in to see mum and she said, if you ever
Speaker 7: do that again, I will divorce you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because he has really he was hiding this giant hairlip.
Speaker 3: But a bit like what come first, the chicken or
Speaker 3: the egg.
Speaker 5: If you've never known someone without one, it looks weird
Speaker 5: when they shave it off, But if you knew them
Speaker 5: when they didn't grow one, surely that's more appealing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, possibly, who knows.
Speaker 3: I mean, if you ever patched someone with a mustache.
Speaker 2: Not not not now, but in my twenties, produce emily mustaches.
Speaker 4: They do it for you, not normally.
Speaker 6: But and I'm not on the Travis and Taylor train,
Speaker 6: like a lot of people are like, I'm fine, you
Speaker 6: do you, but I'm not obsessed. But Travis Kelce has
Speaker 6: come back from his break for the NFL season to
Speaker 6: training camp and he has a delicious mustache.
Speaker 4: I don't words delicious mustache.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry it has to. As soon as I saw
Speaker 6: I went, I understand what she sees in him. He
Speaker 6: looks sexy.
Speaker 4: There you go, Michael, though, do.
Speaker 3: Not ever grow a mustache.
Speaker 2: She's filthy man, right right, I think they're fantastic. Can
Speaker 2: I run through my top four mustaches of all time?
Speaker 3: Go on?
Speaker 2: Then, in no particular order, Actually it is an order.
Speaker 2: Number four Ned Flanders, the most beautiful man on the planet.
Speaker 2: And also what a rig am I? Right?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah?
Speaker 5: And also I love that he's very sturdy and stable
Speaker 5: as a man, and he takes care of his family.
Speaker 2: Very sturdy and stable, very neat as well. Number three
Speaker 2: David Bone. Come on, ladies, a sex icon of a generation.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, do you know have I told you
Speaker 5: about the time I went to Glenorchy Central down in
Speaker 5: Highest to the Tasmania Bank down there to get an
Speaker 5: autograph from David Bone because.
Speaker 2: He was signing and how to goge? You get lost
Speaker 2: in his mastache?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Number two Burt Reynolds. Burt Reynolds, Okay, what about you said?
Speaker 2: Number one best mustache of all time, the great Freddie Mercury.
Speaker 6: I respect it, but I don't find him sexy.
Speaker 4: Also you missed one, Tom Selleck.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a beautiful mustache.
Speaker 5: Still it's a no from me, Like, can you imagine
Speaker 5: pashing on? And then you've just got it's a hair
Speaker 5: on your teeth.
Speaker 2: You kiss mate's you look absolutely gorge with much that
Speaker 2: is Troy sevann Am. I right, it's probably never gonna happen,
Speaker 2: Novous cash, car and staff. You just get the feeling,
Speaker 2: Jodes that the choice of Arne song will play really soon.
Speaker 5: Just google Travis Kelsey with a mustache. You're right, Yes,
Speaker 5: he is sexy.
Speaker 4: Everything I said.
Speaker 3: I want Travis Kelsey's mustache, whiskers in my.
Speaker 4: Deep gray Gotti stop shaving.
Speaker 2: Oh, just a wave of nervousness hits us both I
Speaker 2: reckon at the same time. Yeah, I look fine. You're
Speaker 2: sweating furiously in the middle of winter, and Jody's sweating.
Speaker 3: Don't be ridiculous. Get on with that.
Speaker 2: A bunch of songs orchestralized, and we have to guess
Speaker 2: which one is which to play for a couple of
Speaker 2: lucky listeners Wallace Cinema family pass up for grabs.
Speaker 6: Good morning, guys, I'm stating here for producers. She's sick
Speaker 6: of the abuse from no She has barely got a
Speaker 6: voice and has a bit of a coughing fit. So
Speaker 6: we don't want that to ruin song. So song, because
Speaker 6: that's a bit gross, especially in the studio. We don't
Speaker 6: need those gems.
Speaker 2: And I say, I haven't heard her coughin once today.
Speaker 4: Conspiracy.
Speaker 5: Well, you did complain in the Espresso that I am
Speaker 5: a hard judge, so I don't think that's going to
Speaker 5: get you anyway. Anyway, We've got Luke for Team Hazy today.
Speaker 5: Hey Luke, Hello, Hello, handsome Luke from Harde Park.
Speaker 6: And then we've got lost Luke Corny for Team Jody.
Speaker 4: Hey, Courtney, Hello, all.
Speaker 5: Right, I'm going to try my best for you. I
Speaker 5: can't guarantee that will be good enough, but we'll see.
Speaker 10: How we go.
Speaker 6: Now, just to throw it, woman power, go for it, Courtney,
Speaker 6: Just to throw another spanner in the works. We did
Speaker 6: make mention yesterday that we've got the average games that
Speaker 6: are going on this week, and the brains behind this show,
Speaker 6: Zoe and I have decided that not only will this
Speaker 6: win count towards our tally, which is currently at sixteen
Speaker 6: Hazy Jody nine, but the win for today will also
Speaker 6: count towards the average games tally.
Speaker 2: Who agreed, Yeah, this is a real, this is a
Speaker 2: real We're going to hit you with this first time
Speaker 2: on air. I mean, I'm comfortable with it?
Speaker 4: Are you really look like you are?
Speaker 2: What about you? Joe?
Speaker 5: I don't want to like it is called the Jody
Speaker 5: and Hazy Show. Yes, so it feels like you're being
Speaker 5: over Oh.
Speaker 6: That's okay, Zoe and I can go.
Speaker 4: You have to get going for it, all right?
Speaker 6: So nothing without Not only is there a Wallace family
Speaker 6: pass on the line for one of our listeners, but also,
Speaker 6: you guys really really need to bring your game. Today's
Speaker 6: all right, an extra point for the average games and
Speaker 6: also a point to your tally. Okay, so remember names
Speaker 6: are your buzzes? Mate, I need the full song title
Speaker 6: and artists.
Speaker 3: You feel like you're in the principal's office.
Speaker 2: Ready to go.
Speaker 4: Yep, let's go, Hazy Hazy.
Speaker 2: Doorway girl. It's cheering correct. Oh sorry, I'm back with you.
Speaker 2: Just black daut for a second.
Speaker 4: What happened from poor to hate before?
Speaker 3: I hate that song?
Speaker 5: Anyway?
Speaker 1: I know you do?
Speaker 2: Is that funny? Every time that song comes, it's such
Speaker 2: a bad song, you like. It's one of his highest
Speaker 2: stream songs of all time.
Speaker 4: He's taking the p I double five song.
Speaker 5: He's like, I'm gonna do a little Irish Diddy and
Speaker 5: it's still going to go now and everyone.
Speaker 2: Loves that's still going to be a banger, and you
Speaker 2: did it, wor.
Speaker 6: On it all right? Song number three Hazy, Ready, yep.
Speaker 4: Y Jody Boston Dasher or well done Joy.
Speaker 6: Flowers are hard ones.
Speaker 2: How my brain was saying, there's a Richmond theme sign
Speaker 2: from That's not all.
Speaker 5: When I joined some Dots the other day, I reckon
Speaker 5: the French national anthem is the same as the Brisbane
Speaker 5: Lions theme sign?
Speaker 1: Is that right?
Speaker 2: He drawls Also welcome, Welcome to the conversation. Joe gets one.
Speaker 2: Everyone knew that an injectionable.
Speaker 3: So that was a common known factor.
Speaker 6: Is that true?
Speaker 4: It is true?
Speaker 2: I didn't joke.
Speaker 3: All right, we'll get to that, right, It's one, all
Speaker 3: right now this.
Speaker 6: Is for the win, yep and the extra point song
Speaker 6: three plays.
Speaker 2: Oh that was me, that was me. That was one
Speaker 2: hundred percent your boy. We will go back on the tapes. Hazy,
Speaker 2: I believe it's Nelly hot in here.
Speaker 4: Definitely definitely not copping out.
Speaker 2: I think what's going to happen is.
Speaker 4: I will take it under judgment. We were all listening
Speaker 4: the break.
Speaker 2: Last week, last time we did this, last time we
Speaker 2: did this, we got Toddy to clip it up right now.
Speaker 5: Have to do that because I definitely knew hot in
Speaker 5: here by Nellie, I knew that.
Speaker 3: So we're going to the tape.
Speaker 5: Okay, and welcome, congratulations you both get movie passes.
Speaker 4: Let's move on and go to the tape. Thank you.
Speaker 2: Hey, guys, unfortunately doesn't have the authority to take such
Speaker 2: a movie by.
Speaker 5: I will buy Courtney moving passes myself.
Speaker 4: If I have to.
Speaker 2: Okay, So here's the deal. Here's the deal. Maybe we
Speaker 2: can say this, do you want to go to the tapes?
Speaker 2: You do want to go to the dopes? Or do
Speaker 2: you want to give both?
Speaker 3: Give them both, don't don't make it a tape.
Speaker 4: Okay, So.
Speaker 2: Do you want Luke and Courtney to both win a
Speaker 2: well Sineler family pass or do you want to take
Speaker 2: it to the tape knowing that you're a good chance
Speaker 2: of losing.
Speaker 5: I will defer in this instance. You're the biggest hard
Speaker 5: ass in the room, so you make a decision. They
Speaker 5: both should get movie passes.
Speaker 10: Deliberate.
Speaker 6: I'm happy to give Luke and Courtney thinks a Wallace
Speaker 6: family pass that but we will still go to the tapes.
Speaker 3: Thank you, And didn't have to make it a choice. Mate,
Speaker 3: You did not have to do that.
Speaker 2: I was just trying to make sure that they both
Speaker 2: got a pass because if we go to the tape,
Speaker 2: I'm not confident for you there.
Speaker 6: We will go to the tape and when we come
Speaker 6: back we will have a final decision.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? These songs the song song
Speaker 2: song engulfed in controversy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, So if you just missed it, it came
Speaker 5: down to the third song. This morning, we both buzzed
Speaker 5: in and just listening back, it feels like we can't
Speaker 5: split it.
Speaker 2: Okay, So we both knew that it was nearly hot
Speaker 2: in here. Yes, and it feels like we both said
Speaker 2: at the same time, this is it in real time.
Speaker 1: Straight away?
Speaker 3: The confidence on you is I'm.
Speaker 2: I'm less confident now, so in real time once again,
Speaker 2: now here it is slowed right down. You ready? What
Speaker 2: the hell was that?
Speaker 6: That slowed right down? So played again?
Speaker 2: I was in like, I still can't find a winner.
Speaker 3: It's Jodie.
Speaker 4: Listen again, I hear Jody.
Speaker 3: Is this going to be first?
Speaker 4: Is this going to be.
Speaker 6: A black and gold or blue and black dress situation?
Speaker 6: On the internet? Again?
Speaker 3: I hear Jody what do.
Speaker 2: You hear abes laughing?
Speaker 6: What do you hear?
Speaker 2: Is not on?
Speaker 4: Can you hear me? I'm wondering whether you can hear
Speaker 4: Jody because she's louder.
Speaker 2: That's what I thought in real time, So real Jay,
Speaker 2: your time. She's very important, very intense.
Speaker 4: It's Jodie.
Speaker 2: I guess we'll ever know.
Speaker 4: Delete delete delete. I'm calling her a win for the joke.
Speaker 2: All right there this because you know why you actually
Speaker 2: desperately need this.
Speaker 5: I'm going to I'm going to timass and o'hallahan and
Speaker 5: share the podium with you.
Speaker 2: All right, Joe, Let's get the latest from the games
Speaker 2: live and frow Channel nine. I'm gem and nine now
Speaker 2: Every Olympic events stream live and three with replays in
Speaker 2: every big Australian moment on nine now.
Speaker 5: And we had a massive swimming encounter this morning. And
Speaker 5: the man who is there on the ground in Paris
Speaker 5: is Eddie MacGuire, thanks to Channel nine.
Speaker 9: Good morning Eddie, Hello, good evening from Paris. Hello, good
Speaker 9: morning in Adelaide. Going to be with you. What an
Speaker 9: amazing night it was.
Speaker 3: Wow, talk us through it.
Speaker 5: It was billed as one of the I guess the
Speaker 5: matchups of the Games and it didn't disappoint did it
Speaker 5: one to Australia.
Speaker 9: No, it was fantastic and Chavonne Harughey of Hong Kong,
Speaker 9: who's the running silver medallist from Tokyo, led them out.
Speaker 9: It looked like Orian Sitmus might have just missed the
Speaker 9: start a little bit as well, came up a bit early.
Speaker 9: But Maria Callahan, you have to say, you know, she
Speaker 9: has been unbelievable. She broke her own world record but
Speaker 9: finished second behind Arian and the files she was great. Yes,
Speaker 9: I thought she just eased up on the line and
Speaker 9: then today it was just an amazing situation. At twenty
Speaker 9: years of age, she's now got four Olympic gold medals.
Speaker 9: That's their first individual and she goes past Murray Rose
Speaker 9: and the Greater and Thorp who are twenty one. So
Speaker 9: you know it could be something very special for Mariio Callahan.
Speaker 5: It's extraordinary that these two train side by side with
Speaker 5: each other, share the same coach in Dean Boxer would
Speaker 5: have traveled over on the plane together, would have caught
Speaker 5: the bus to the to the swimming center together, and
Speaker 5: yet fierce rivals in the pool. And then they share
Speaker 5: the podium when they go one too. It's how they
Speaker 5: make that relationship work is incredible, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 9: I think it's great. I suppose because Molly is sort
Speaker 9: of a sprinter as opposed to Arian who is middle
Speaker 9: distance and comes back for the two hundred, so they
Speaker 9: have slightly different training methods and situations. But I thought
Speaker 9: tonight when Arian got out of the pool or in
Speaker 9: the pool first of all, where they traditionally give each
Speaker 9: other a hug, and you could probably leave it at that,
Speaker 9: but she really went out of her way to embrace
Speaker 9: Molly on the pool deck and to make her just
Speaker 9: feel so special. And then for Mario Callahan to get
Speaker 9: up on her moment the first times she's ever won
Speaker 9: an individual gold medal, but to call her teammate up
Speaker 9: onto the top step of the podium to share it
Speaker 9: with the Australian national anthem, it was just something sensational.
Speaker 9: I mean, it just shows tremendous class and it really
Speaker 9: underlines your point that you can be rivals, but you
Speaker 9: don't have to hate people. You know, you can actually
Speaker 9: just get out there and do the best you possibly can.
Speaker 4: Well, Eddie, I.
Speaker 5: Think the highlight from the Games for mine right here
Speaker 5: back in Australia has been the dadboard, the man that
Speaker 5: retrieved the swimming cap from the call. What an incredible
Speaker 5: position he found himself in when there were lifeguards just
Speaker 5: sitting back watching him take his shirt off and jump
Speaker 5: on in. It's amazing, wasn't it.
Speaker 9: Yeah, well it is. That just shows that there's still
Speaker 9: a chance for me to be an Olympic So it
Speaker 9: gives us all hope.
Speaker 2: Sure, Hey, Eddie, we don't want to viewer off the Olympics.
Speaker 2: And you're doing such a good job, but missing out
Speaker 2: on Scott Panelby's four hundredth how does that see you? Yeah?
Speaker 9: I know, Yeah, I spoke to him yesterday and I
Speaker 9: think I've been at most of them. They've probably had
Speaker 9: three dred and ninety seven of them over the journey.
Speaker 9: But he knows I'm there in spirit and he has
Speaker 9: just been just one of the great professional sports people
Speaker 9: that I've had anything to do with.
Speaker 1: You.
Speaker 9: It's been a pleasure to work with Scott. He's I
Speaker 9: was there that night he was drafted to our club
Speaker 9: and you know, I made him captain as the president
Speaker 9: of Collingwood And yeah, he's a very special person. I'm
Speaker 9: glad he's going on next year he might I might
Speaker 9: be there when he breaks the record all up, but yeah,
Speaker 9: four hundred games, and if you can do it against
Speaker 9: the old enemy carltonan knocked them out of the top four,
Speaker 9: that would just make it even more special. So don't worry.
Speaker 9: I'll be watching. I'll be watching.
Speaker 5: And I hate to take you back to the games
Speaker 5: for just a second, but where is more silverware is.
Speaker 3: Going to come for Australia.
Speaker 5: Obviously, Hazy and I am massive Boomers fans, so we're
Speaker 5: hoping that they'll meddle.
Speaker 3: But where do you think we can.
Speaker 9: Potentially we're going to get what the Aples have got
Speaker 9: to They had a shocker last night. I had a shocker,
Speaker 9: so they need to find something. But I think I
Speaker 9: think that well that might just chop them. We've got
Speaker 9: some great athletes, you know. We've got Lena Kennedy in
Speaker 9: the pole vault once we get to the athletics next week.
Speaker 9: We've got Niggota Olslaga's in the high jump and Eleanor Patterson.
Speaker 9: We've got Denny in the in the discus. So we've
Speaker 9: got some good field events coming up. We've still got,
Speaker 9: you know what else, We've got to come out we've got.
Speaker 9: We've got plenty of swimming still happening, so they know
Speaker 9: there's plenty. I still think we're a chance to maybe
Speaker 9: get up around the twelve to fifteen gold medals, so
Speaker 9: you know there's a lot more, a lot more to coming.
Speaker 9: You never know a couple. You know, we've got shooting,
Speaker 9: we've got our failures, will do well if you weren't
Speaker 9: as the defending champion. You know we're always a chance
Speaker 9: in the rowing for some medals there as well. But no,
Speaker 9: we've still got there's still plenty to come. Only at
Speaker 9: day three and there's plenty of ossie action, no worry
Speaker 9: about that.
Speaker 2: Any absolute pleasure chatting with you. Thank you so much
Speaker 2: for your time and mat back here at home. Hopefully
Speaker 2: the past can get it done for you over the blues.
Speaker 9: Well, would be good to see good prevail over evil
Speaker 9: yet again, that would be wonderful, wonderful indeed. But it's
Speaker 9: a wonderful time if you know, you don't feel the
Speaker 9: cold of an Australian winter when you've got the Olympic
Speaker 9: Games in the AFL going at the same time. It's fantastic.
Speaker 9: So have a great time everyone.
Speaker 5: This has been an age old debate since Jesus was
Speaker 5: a boy, really.
Speaker 2: Since Jesus used to smother he's crumpets with sauce, and
Speaker 2: that is who the hell puts sauce on crumpets?
Speaker 5: Well, I mean you just came up with that combination,
Speaker 5: so okay. Deciding whether to store open bottles of tomato
Speaker 5: sauce in the fridge or in the pantry has divided
Speaker 5: households across this beautiful nation of ours for decades.
Speaker 2: You damn right does that?
Speaker 3: Does not.
Speaker 5: Looking to me like that because that sounds like you
Speaker 5: on a Saturday night, stakes and tears night on a Friday.
Speaker 2: I wish it was that regular sauce.
Speaker 5: You can imagine it now, all right, So Master Foods
Speaker 5: have come out and said, and I quote as Australia's
Speaker 5: favorite tomato sauce. Okay, get the plugin. We can finally
Speaker 5: settle the debate. Master Foods will always recommend keeping it
Speaker 5: in the.
Speaker 2: Here we go. Sorry you, I didn't tell you I
Speaker 2: was supposed to read your eyebooks.
Speaker 3: I mean we've worked together long enough you should read
Speaker 3: my mind by now.
Speaker 2: Fridge, Okay, there you go.
Speaker 3: Fridge in the fridge. Thoughts on that.
Speaker 2: Fridge, see I keep one out one out of the fridge,
Speaker 2: do you. I think I think most people keep it
Speaker 2: out of the fridge, don't they.
Speaker 4: You keep it in the fridge the fridge.
Speaker 2: You don't need to.
Speaker 3: What's the point.
Speaker 2: You don't need to.
Speaker 4: Keep it cold sauce with hot things.
Speaker 2: See that's a good point. Actually I'd like cold sauce. Well,
Speaker 2: I do like cold sauce with a really hot polo.
Speaker 5: You get swayed really quickly on this, but actually you're
Speaker 5: one hundred percent right, Abby.
Speaker 3: You should keep it in the fridge.
Speaker 4: Even though I keep it.
Speaker 7: It's like a little bit, you know, if you put
Speaker 7: mayonnaise with your chips, or you want mayonnaise with something like,
Speaker 7: it's got to be cold if it's warmer.
Speaker 2: What's that? What is that?
Speaker 10: Well?
Speaker 5: I keep it in the pantry for two reasons, and
Speaker 5: one it doesn't fit in my fridge because I've got
Speaker 5: one of those things, those lazy Susans that go round
Speaker 5: and round the top of don't you have one of those?
Speaker 2: What are you rocking a nescie or something.
Speaker 4: It's the best invention ever, your saucing the door. But anyway, continue, No.
Speaker 3: It doesn't go in the door. That's not where it goes.
Speaker 5: It goes on the lazy Susan at the top of
Speaker 5: the fridge and it doesn't fit.
Speaker 3: And also again what's the point? Just keep it in
Speaker 3: the pantry and then away you go.
Speaker 2: Well, this is an aggressive little conversation, isn't it. We
Speaker 2: put it out there thirteen twenty four to ten some
Speaker 2: unpopular food opinions, I mean jump on board as well.
Speaker 2: Sauce in or out of the fridge.
Speaker 5: Just I'm going to check in with you, and a
Speaker 5: couple of other popular items.
Speaker 3: What about chocolate?
Speaker 2: Chocolate in the fridge?
Speaker 8: What no.
Speaker 2: Mars bars in the freezer? Oh my god, what you
Speaker 2: guys think of that? Oh? Thank you very much. Appe
Speaker 2: shout that.
Speaker 5: As a man who has spent an extraordinary amount of
Speaker 5: money on in visa line, why would you risk those
Speaker 5: beautiful crispy white teeth of yours on hard chocolates?
Speaker 2: Delicious?
Speaker 3: Don't you want it to melt in your mouth?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 7: My sister and her husband leva in the freezer is disgusted.
Speaker 3: Oh man, you don't want to crunch into it. You
Speaker 3: want it to melt. You want it to be room temperature,
Speaker 3: so you put it in your mouth in.
Speaker 2: Okay, look, if you've got an unpopular food opinion gives
Speaker 2: a call. Thirteen twenty fourteen, anyone who gets on air
Speaker 2: with us goes in the drawer for our little winter
Speaker 2: weekend escape. We probably need to settle the first question
Speaker 2: first and foremost. Yeah, we get a power hills to.
Speaker 3: You, Christine, Christine, Hello, how are you good? Where are
Speaker 3: you putting your sauce now?
Speaker 4: In the cupboard the carpet? Why one's hold on, it's
Speaker 4: just them.
Speaker 3: It cools down the food. Yeah, that's the point. That's
Speaker 3: a very good point. All right, thanks Christine.
Speaker 2: I like that. I like that. See the other thing
Speaker 2: for me as well, when you start getting kids as well,
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Really, starting the fridge is extremely valuable.
Speaker 2: You need to start thinking about what can make its
Speaker 2: way out of the fridge, because every little space.
Speaker 3: Counts, that's true. All right, Well we're taking your caurse
Speaker 3: this morning.
Speaker 5: Daniel from Delamere, Good morning.
Speaker 8: How are you?
Speaker 3: You're a fridge girls?
Speaker 5: Top it your sauce in the fridge, girlie the fridge?
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's the logic? Well there that you don't you know?
Speaker 8: You rather keep night fresh.
Speaker 2: That's certainly something to think about as well, what's the
Speaker 2: recommendation on that?
Speaker 5: Because you know sometimes these things say refrigerate after opening.
Speaker 3: I wonder what is the recommendation on the sort?
Speaker 7: Oh my goshmqu just run out to the kitchen for
Speaker 7: us a kitchen.
Speaker 2: Does anyone actually read those things as well?
Speaker 3: Someone send the pregnant woman running out in the kitchen?
Speaker 2: Do you guys read those things? Who actually reads those things?
Speaker 2: Just go.
Speaker 4: No, I don't ever go place.
Speaker 2: But also, how gross is it when it separates and
Speaker 2: you have the reward stuff at the top of sauce?
Speaker 7: I hate that that ruins. Might if you've got scrambled
Speaker 7: eggs or something and you've just made this beautiful and
Speaker 7: then you go to put sauce.
Speaker 3: On it, that ruins your tomato sauce.
Speaker 7: Popular food eggs Everyone has tomato sauce on No, yes,
Speaker 7: no scrambled eggs.
Speaker 2: You still put ice magic on top of your scrambled eggs.
Speaker 3: Totally fine.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four to ten. Let's do it. Unpopular food opinions,
Speaker 2: and not just the age old debates of sauce whether
Speaker 2: it belongs in the fridge or not, but some of
Speaker 2: these other unpopular food opinions. Here's another one quickly for
Speaker 2: you as well. For food to thought butter on the
Speaker 2: bench or in the fridge.
Speaker 5: Well, I hate butter when it's too hard and then
Speaker 5: you have to try and put it on your toast
Speaker 5: or you send and then it breaks all the bread.
Speaker 2: Nightmare, So you're on the bench. Yeah we agree on this.
Speaker 2: Yeah good, all right, gives a cool your unpopular food
Speaker 2: opinions thirteen, twenty fourteen. Yeah, that's right. We're talking sauce.
Speaker 2: Tomato sauce in particular, where does it belong in the
Speaker 2: fridge or in the cupboard? Because the big dogs have
Speaker 2: come out and settled this debate, it would say yes.
Speaker 5: So Master Foods have come out and said we recommend
Speaker 5: keeping it in the fridge. So we've just sent epm
Speaker 5: out to the kitchen to have a look at the
Speaker 5: sauce and see what they recommend.
Speaker 4: So ours is not Master Foods.
Speaker 6: Sorry, Master Foods.
Speaker 5: The other issue is it's out of date, so I'll
Speaker 5: let work know about that. I found it in the
Speaker 5: cupboard storage instructions store in a cool, dry place. Okay,
Speaker 5: that's a cupboard that's made pantry shake well before use.
Speaker 3: Yeah, suair enough.
Speaker 6: You don't want the watery bits last one refrigerate after opening.
Speaker 4: So it's on there, it's on the bottle, it's official fridge.
Speaker 4: Well well, well, so I'm not going to change.
Speaker 2: I don't care for you to change.
Speaker 3: Someone in the newsroom likes being right.
Speaker 4: I'm always right, baby.
Speaker 2: Good wing to you, Cassie.
Speaker 8: Hi, how are you?
Speaker 3: We're good Cassie. Your thoughts, feelings and emotions around this debate.
Speaker 8: Yeah, look, I think it depends where you live.
Speaker 2: I grew up in Darwin.
Speaker 8: You don't keep anything in the cupboard. Everything goes in
Speaker 8: the fridge, like the sauce, the chocolate, the corn flakes,
Speaker 8: your flower.
Speaker 2: It's not just the heat.
Speaker 8: You've got weavils, cockroaches. Everything goes in the fridge.
Speaker 2: Weavels mat used to get into the grain, needs to
Speaker 2: get into the grain, the grain at home.
Speaker 3: And yeah, right, that's massive trouble, isn't it.
Speaker 5: And also, Cassie, once the weavils get into anything like
Speaker 5: your oats or immusally in your cupboard, you're cooked because
Speaker 5: they travel and then they lay eggs and everything.
Speaker 4: It's disgusting, all right.
Speaker 2: So, and biscuits, wel bit of protein.
Speaker 5: Great on the Gold Coast. Well, you had to put
Speaker 5: stuff in the fridge because of cockroaches.
Speaker 3: They come out at night.
Speaker 2: They get classic. What about a team of weavil via
Speaker 2: team of cockroaches?
Speaker 3: Who wins?
Speaker 2: That's another debate for another time.
Speaker 3: That is a Marvel movie in the making.
Speaker 2: Isn't it?
Speaker 6: Superhero Cockroaches v Weevil's starring Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman.
Speaker 3: Amy, Good morning, Hi, what are you putting in the fridge?
Speaker 8: Tim?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: So like that beautiful because they're nice and cold and crispy.
Speaker 2: You want that crunch, Amy.
Speaker 6: They do.
Speaker 8: They belong in the fridge.
Speaker 2: There you go.
Speaker 5: Favorite type of Tim Tam because there are so many
Speaker 5: variations that can become overwhelming.
Speaker 2: Now, Amy, the news, the one that cold, the jats,
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, there's a Jat's flavored one, a Jat's
Speaker 2: and fuse Tim Tam. Now I've seen these, Amy, it's
Speaker 2: quite it's quite a game changer.
Speaker 5: That is Is it like a savory and sweet combo?
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's not like savory, but just try it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just just try it. Jae's for goodness, say all right, okay,
Speaker 2: that's a good one though, Tim Tame's in the fridge.
Speaker 2: Really like that?
Speaker 3: Okay, Josephine.
Speaker 4: Hello, round this out for us.
Speaker 2: Hi.
Speaker 8: I had a manager at work that used to keep
Speaker 8: open Caesar dressing in her raw at work.
Speaker 2: There we go the sorry, jo let me go again?
Speaker 1: Thank you?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's that's a little gross.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And did she have the lettuce next to it and
Speaker 3: the krusons? Yeah? That is very strange. Very Does anyone
Speaker 3: else have a pantry at work? I do it Channel ten.
Speaker 3: Everyone calls it my pantry.
Speaker 2: What sort of stuff you got?
Speaker 8: Now?
Speaker 5: I've got like everything, tin corn, tin chickpeas, I've got
Speaker 5: soup in there, I've got.
Speaker 3: All sorts of chips and.
Speaker 5: Good you all laugh at me now, but wait till
Speaker 5: you're all bunkering under my desk eating my chickpeas.
Speaker 3: Ellen, good morning, Good morning guys. Wa'ts your unpopular food
Speaker 3: opinion here?
Speaker 8: So when, especially when I go to a restaurant you
Speaker 8: I have a steak, chips and salad well done with
Speaker 8: smato thoughts.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm not sure about that. I might just press
Speaker 2: this if it's all right, Ellen. What sort of judgment
Speaker 2: do you get from the chef? Ellen? When you ask
Speaker 2: for it? Well done?
Speaker 8: So much judgment? Because I used to work in hospital
Speaker 8: as a younger adult, and the looks I would get
Speaker 8: and some of the things you see in the kitchen too,
Speaker 8: when customers ask for well done and you just you
Speaker 8: do think twice when you go to a restaurant, US
Speaker 8: go sort.
Speaker 3: Of experiences, can you all right?
Speaker 5: So when people are making difficult food orders, what are
Speaker 5: chefs doing in the kitchen if they.
Speaker 8: Disappin I've seen I've seen one chef, a long story
Speaker 8: short expartner of mine, and he used to deep rice
Speaker 8: dak to get some well done to smash him out
Speaker 8: the kitchen.
Speaker 5: It was just yeah, growth, a bit of extra.
Speaker 8: Flav wow, really rubbery past. But it's got about the
Speaker 8: kitchen past allegedly.
Speaker 5: There you go, Ellen, if with the well done steak,
Speaker 5: are you picking that out of your teeth eight weeks later?
Speaker 8: No, No, it's just I've always had it like that. No,
Speaker 8: none of my family have well done.
Speaker 2: Just accept me.
Speaker 3: That's cool.
Speaker 8: I'm supposed to go that one step further. Chicken snitchil
Speaker 8: tomato sawce Okay, thought I thought you were going to
Speaker 8: say chicken snitchel rare.
Speaker 5: Ellen, thank you so much for your call, really appreciate it.
Speaker 5: Aj Yes, what are you partnering.
Speaker 10: My partner, she makes toasts with banana and bacon.
Speaker 2: Whoa did you just say?
Speaker 6: Whoa?
Speaker 2: Banana and bacon? What an unlikely combination?
Speaker 10: Yeah, and she's like always had it. We've been together
Speaker 10: for like three years and I still refuse to try it.
Speaker 10: It's just does not seem good.
Speaker 2: Okay, but she loves it.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I just never been If I'm being completely honesty, I've
Speaker 2: just never been about mixing my meats with my throats.
Speaker 4: That's fine.
Speaker 10: No, no, no, that's.
Speaker 3: Fair enough, thank you. AJ.
Speaker 5: So the banana thing is quite controversial, isn't it. People
Speaker 5: like they do peanut butter and banana. No, peanut butter
Speaker 5: and banana and toast. I quite like that's what do
Speaker 5: they do in the States, peanut butter and jelly.
Speaker 4: You fully set me up for this.
Speaker 2: I saw you looking a roving US reporter.
Speaker 6: They call it peanut butter and jelly, but it's jam
Speaker 6: for one. And don't even don't even try and make
Speaker 6: this out to be me, are you US correspondent?
Speaker 3: You asked for it?
Speaker 2: Hey, and what's your favorite soda?
Speaker 4: Well, doctor Pepper, thanks for asking.
Speaker 2: They do it right? That's interesting in that well, there
Speaker 2: we go.
Speaker 3: Would you try a banana and bacon toasted if we made.
Speaker 2: You you tried, or try to see what it's like.
Speaker 2: Sometimes it could blow your mind, could change your life.
Speaker 5: I wonder if there's anything else like any you know,
Speaker 5: I don't you know, like mayo or I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm sure maybe the salt and pepper. Okay, who knows,
Speaker 2: Maybe to chocolate sauce. Throw it in there, make your
Speaker 2: tongue really really guess you know? Yeah, thank you to
Speaker 2: everyone he got involved with our unpopular food opinions.
Speaker 3: Let's let's go to China, shall we?
Speaker 2: We always do. I love taking this little trip.
Speaker 5: More specifically Taiwan, where a man accidentally swallowed an air
Speaker 5: pod while sleeping and then discovered it was beeping inside
Speaker 5: his stomach when he used his iPhone.
Speaker 3: Tracking feature After waking up.
Speaker 2: Very good.
Speaker 5: Medics at the KOs Young Hospital administered a laxative, and
Speaker 5: the airport naturally passed through his body. Surprisingly, after washing
Speaker 5: and drying it, he found that it still functioned and
Speaker 5: the battery was a forty one percent.
Speaker 2: You've got to you've got to just sort of sit
Speaker 2: down and work out whether you want to use those
Speaker 2: AirPods ever again.
Speaker 5: Well you should know because remember that time when you
Speaker 5: swallowed your airpop. That was Oh it's incredible because I've
Speaker 5: got the audio from that time when an AirPod went
Speaker 5: down your esophagus and into your stomach, and the music
Speaker 5: that was playing was quite incredible.
Speaker 2: Hungry eyes, it's completely made sense. Yeah, theme song on
Speaker 2: my stomach?
Speaker 3: And what were you hungry for? I don't know.
Speaker 2: Isn't this.
Speaker 4: What is so sweet?
Speaker 5: But then you must have you must have that day
Speaker 5: given into that craving, that sweet craving, because afterwards, this
Speaker 5: is what was playing in your stomach.
Speaker 2: That's satisfied Timmy?
Speaker 5: Right then? Yeah, And I said, I don't want to
Speaker 5: delve too much into history, but I believe, and where's
Speaker 5: the team?
Speaker 3: Believe that you've got a bit of ibs happening.
Speaker 5: So after you had those sweets and then you know,
Speaker 5: you took a trip to the toilet, this is what happened.
Speaker 2: How is it? How does the inside of my guts
Speaker 2: need extra motivation? I don't see genuine theme music?
Speaker 4: Wait wait for it. Look at how are your gunnies.
Speaker 3: After you passed your airport.
Speaker 2: It's a very good movement, isn't it. So that's what
Speaker 2: that is as well. That is my AirPod. I just
Speaker 2: assumed that I was pregnant in twenty twenty four Jodes,
Speaker 2: anything is possible, anyone can do it.