WEBVTT - Full Show: Clint's Mini Meltdown

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning, Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 2>Wakey, wakey.

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<v Speaker 3>Wake up, Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 2>Jase, Lauren and Clint. Feel good in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Turn it up. Gonna be great, gonna be a good day.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Jase, Lauren and Clint on Melbourne's Nova 100.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, good morning everybody and welcome.

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<v Speaker 4>To your Wednesday. That snuck up on us, didn't it?

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning everybody.

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<v Speaker 2>I picked early. Liza wore shorts because I saw that

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<v Speaker 2>the weekend was going to be 27.

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<v Speaker 4>He chose the coldest day of the week.

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<v Speaker 1>It's freezing today. Yesterday was quite unbelievable. I left here.

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<v Speaker 1>I went down to Kiki's.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, yes, he did too in Domaine Road.

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<v Speaker 1>It's taken over the Matilda spot. Oh, yes. I love

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<v Speaker 1>that place. I actually threw Paul's birthday party there last

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<v Speaker 1>year when it was Matilda. Kiki's now right near the

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<v Speaker 1>Botanical there. And it was sunny and it was beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>And I pulled over, new restaurant, supporting new business. Went

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<v Speaker 1>and got a coffee, sat out the front in the sun,

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<v Speaker 1>having a wow of a time. All of a sudden...

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<v Speaker 1>The weather just turned. The wind kicked up and it

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<v Speaker 1>bucketed out of nowhere.

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<v Speaker 4>Click of a finger.

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<v Speaker 1>And it was freezing.

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<v Speaker 2>I know.

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<v Speaker 1>I was going to have my coffee and walk the

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<v Speaker 1>town and I was like, back to the couch I go.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, that's lovely.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I did go and do a little.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a bit nice.

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<v Speaker 1>I did a little wellness night last night.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I went up to the gym at like 5.30.

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<v Speaker 4>Shit, that's good.

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<v Speaker 1>With my girlfriend. And we did saunas and steam rooms

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<v Speaker 1>and mineral baths. I was going to do a sound bath.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never done a sound bath.

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<v Speaker 2>I would love to do it. Sorry, a what?

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<v Speaker 1>A sound bath.

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<v Speaker 4>Shall we do one?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I booked in last night and I got so

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<v Speaker 1>carried away in the sauna in the middle of a bath,

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<v Speaker 1>I missed it.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, you missed it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>So what, are you sitting in a room at gongs?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, gongs and bowls.

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<v Speaker 4>No, it's good for you.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got to stop burning money on this stuff, mate. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>it's good for your innards.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, God.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I think it's good for your mind.

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<v Speaker 4>You're about to be dead. I need you to save

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<v Speaker 4>your money.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop. You need to enjoy the sound baths now because soon.

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<v Speaker 4>It's just going to be screaming. Very holistic jokes.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, yeah. The kid will be screaming in one room.

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<v Speaker 2>He'll be in the other room.

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<v Speaker 1>Let him spend his money now and do the things

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<v Speaker 1>because you won't have time to do the tings.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to help you in a couple of weeks, brother.

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<v Speaker 4>I can do the things.

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<v Speaker 2>It's okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Tings, sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>Come and do the tings with me. Do you know what?

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<v Speaker 1>I slept like a baby.

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<v Speaker 4>So did I.

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<v Speaker 2>I did too.

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<v Speaker 4>I had a great sleep.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, me too.

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<v Speaker 1>Were we exhausted?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I think we were tired.

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<v Speaker 1>Is mercury in the microwave?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, here we go.

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<v Speaker 4>It's in the hydrograde. Gatorade.

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<v Speaker 1>16th of September, actually. I saw something on Instagram that

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<v Speaker 1>said Capricorns on the 16th of September. Something's going to happen,

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<v Speaker 1>but I can't remember what it was.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll have to.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't worry, Melbourne. The whole show is not going to

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<v Speaker 2>be woo-woo.

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<v Speaker 3>No.

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<v Speaker 4>It might be. It could be. Do you know what?

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<v Speaker 4>It's my show and I'll do what I want. Do

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<v Speaker 4>you know what, Jase? A bit of woo-woo could do

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<v Speaker 4>you some good.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you should come and do the tings. Do

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<v Speaker 1>the sound bath with me.

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<v Speaker 4>Do the tings?

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<v Speaker 1>Do the tings.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll come and do the tings.

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<v Speaker 1>You might like it.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't tonight. I've got basketball training.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm not going tonight.

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<v Speaker 4>He'd be so agitated in the sound bath.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you imagine?

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<v Speaker 4>Ding.

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<v Speaker 5>Ding.

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<v Speaker 1>You just, you can't, you have to lie there.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I laugh?

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<v Speaker 1>45 minutes.

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<v Speaker 4>45 minutes? Yeah, the other good one is- Can I

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<v Speaker 4>fall asleep? Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Full breath work you do. You pay someone to sit

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<v Speaker 2>in a room and breathe.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you not heard of Wim Hof?

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<v Speaker 4>No, I can't say Wim Hof has been on my radar.

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<v Speaker 4>Box breathing?

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<v Speaker 6>No.

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<v Speaker 1>Box breathing, that helps you fall asleep.

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<v Speaker 4>You're in for four, you hold for four. You're out

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<v Speaker 4>for four, you hold for four.

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<v Speaker 1>You're in for four on repeat.

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<v Speaker 2>I go down a different holistic route to help me sleep.

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<v Speaker 1>13, 24, 10, Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, no, no, no, no.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you do to make yourself fall asleep?

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<v Speaker 4>I love that.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it. Come on, we've got a prize for

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<v Speaker 1>you too.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>We've also got a massive show today.

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<v Speaker 2>I was about to say.

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<v Speaker 1>We've got invites to our AFL grand final breakfast. We've

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<v Speaker 1>got tickets to the grand final. But right now on 13, 24, 10,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you do to help yourself fall asleep? And

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<v Speaker 1>in return, I'll give you something counterintuitive. A moondog voucher.

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<v Speaker 4>In for four, hold for four, out for four. Woo!

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<v Speaker 2>Olivia Rodrigo dropped dead. Good morning, Melbourne. Ten past six.

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<v Speaker 2>Nick the Wizard Watson. He's flying the flag for Victoria

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<v Speaker 2>this weekend, and he is joining us later on this morning.

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<v Speaker 4>Come on, the Wiz.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, Wiz.

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<v Speaker 4>Come on, Wiz. Come on, Hawks.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, Wiz would have an answer for this. I was

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<v Speaker 1>just saying that I had a wonderful sleep last night.

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<v Speaker 1>I went and did like a nighttime mineral bath situation,

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<v Speaker 1>and it really helped me sleep. And so then you

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<v Speaker 1>were talking about box breathing, Clint. Jase hates these conversations,

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<v Speaker 1>so we push on.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't hate them.

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<v Speaker 4>I just... 13, 24, 10. No, you don't believe in it.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you do that helps you get a good

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<v Speaker 1>night's sleep? And in return, we've got a $ 250 Moondog

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<v Speaker 1>voucher up for grabs.

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<v Speaker 2>Sail away, sail away, sail away.

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<v Speaker 1>What is it? We're trying to get Jase to get

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<v Speaker 1>better quality sleep.

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<v Speaker 4>Remember when I bought the white noise machine?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, yes.

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<v Speaker 4>I still use it every now and then. If there's like,

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<v Speaker 4>you know... I have.

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<v Speaker 1>A meditation app I listen to sometimes. That helps me.

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<v Speaker 4>It's very good.

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<v Speaker 2>13 24 10 is our number to join us on

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<v Speaker 2>the air.

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<v Speaker 1>Luzanne in Romsey has called through. Hello.

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<v Speaker 7>Good morning.

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you have a great sleep last night?

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<v Speaker 8>I actually did. This is tricks that a friend of

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<v Speaker 8>mine told me about.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, yep.

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<v Speaker 8>It's my character. I don't think sheep, but it's not.

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<v Speaker 8>So you imagine a piece of fruit and you place

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<v Speaker 8>it in a basket and you can't repeat the same fruit.

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<v Speaker 8>So you imagine the fruit and then you place it

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<v Speaker 8>in the basket.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, so like an apple? And that's why you just

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<v Speaker 1>drift off. So you get an apple, you place.

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<v Speaker 8>It in the basket, then you put a banana in

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<v Speaker 8>the basket and stop eating the fruit.

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<v Speaker 7>And you just fall asleep. Great.

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<v Speaker 1>The fruit basket method it's called. Invented by Luzanne. I

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<v Speaker 1>love that, Luzanne. Did some sort of sleep therapist tell

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<v Speaker 1>you that, or did you just make that up?

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<v Speaker 8>Well, I tried counting sheep, but in the worst case,

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<v Speaker 8>I tried something different.

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<v Speaker 1>The fruit basket.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's the Luzanne method, that one?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, the Luzanne method.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to try it tonight.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, there's so many fruit.

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<v Speaker 1>There are so many fruits. If you run out, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sure you could use vegetables.

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<v Speaker 2>A cup of quash? No, you can't. Honestly, you'll get competitive.

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<v Speaker 2>You'll end up waking up going, I'd be like playing

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<v Speaker 2>one of those games on the air.

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<v Speaker 4>Banana.

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<v Speaker 1>I went shopping and I bought a banana.

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<v Speaker 4>You'll probably be like, why are you screaming at fruits?

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<v Speaker 4>You're doubting it already. Have you tried the Lausanne method?

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 4>You need to.

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<v Speaker 1>Clinical trials of one person prove that it works.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, right.

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<v Speaker 1>Michael in Hoppers Crossing, good morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning.

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<v Speaker 9>How are you?

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<v Speaker 1>We're well. Tell us about the Michael method.

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<v Speaker 9>Well, the best thing to fall asleep is just.

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<v Speaker 9>Paying attention to your breath, that's it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, it's breath work.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>So what sort of breathing do we do?

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<v Speaker 9>So you just feel the cool air in, warm air out,

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<v Speaker 9>that's it. Don't make it complicated. Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Just make it.

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<v Speaker 1>So not the box breathing or anything, just in and out?

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<v Speaker 4>No. Yeah, just in and out.

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<v Speaker 1>And what happens, Michael, when your mind wanders? Do you

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<v Speaker 1>just always come back to the breath?

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, just come back to the breath.

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<v Speaker 1>Just don't, yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you say that?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Just come back to the breath.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes.

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<v Speaker 9>Oh, just come back. Yeah, just come back to your breath.

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<v Speaker 1>Good on you, Michael.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you have another part?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 9>I conduct sound baths.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, you do what?

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<v Speaker 1>We're coming.

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<v Speaker 4>See you, Michael.

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<v Speaker 1>We're coming.

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<v Speaker 4>Tell us all about it.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, I do it once a month at the St

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<v Speaker 9>Kilda Sea Baths.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, nice.

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<v Speaker 4>We must come.

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<v Speaker 1>And what do you say to the haters like Jase, Michael?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not a hater, Michael.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't get stuffed.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you.

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<v Speaker 9>You've just got to experience.

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<v Speaker 6>Just the one.

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<v Speaker 10>So, Michael, how long does a session go for and

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<v Speaker 10>what sort of bongs do you use?

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<v Speaker 4>Not bongs.

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<v Speaker 2>Hang on.

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<v Speaker 4>Let me write the address down. How long? 45 minutes

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<v Speaker 4>or something?

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<v Speaker 9>No, we do 55 minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, yes. And what do people pay for something like that, Michael?

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<v Speaker 9>Well, it's a gym facility, so casual, I think, is $ 35.

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<v Speaker 4>Great.

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<v Speaker 9>Perfect.

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<v Speaker 1>Get on down there.

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<v Speaker 4>Put us down for three. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And, Michael, is it good for the mind?

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<v Speaker 9>It's fabulous for the mind. There's actually some really good,

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<v Speaker 9>there's some great research around sound bars and how the

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<v Speaker 9>vibrations actually break down tension within the body.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, well, you need that, Jase.

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<v Speaker 2>Research about anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Good on you, Michael. Thanks for that. Don't be such

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<v Speaker 1>a spoil sport.

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<v Speaker 4>You're just like such a Debbie buddy.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm... Miserable.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I'm happy I'm above the line.

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<v Speaker 1>Miserable Mary.

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<v Speaker 2>I just, you know, I'm not going to pay someone

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<v Speaker 2>50 bucks to sit.

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<v Speaker 4>In a room and breathe.

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<v Speaker 1>Firstly, it was 35, so just take the GST off, brother.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And you get an extra 10 minutes from our gym,

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<v Speaker 1>so I reckon it's worth its weight in gold.

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<v Speaker 4>$ 35 to sit in a room and breathe.

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<v Speaker 1>You could go to the gym.

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<v Speaker 2>What a bargain.

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<v Speaker 1>No, he's got the gongs going on. At mine, sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>the guy sings and plays the guitar.

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<v Speaker 4>Like a kumbaya method. Like an acoustic set.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't been yet, but I will go. It's meant

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<v Speaker 1>to be made. I'm going to see if there's.

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<v Speaker 4>A class tonight. We've got one more. Good morning, Caitlin.

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<v Speaker 4>Tell us about your method.

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<v Speaker 7>Good morning.

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<v Speaker 4>What's the Caitlin method?

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<v Speaker 7>I play this little piggy on my fingers.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, that's it. I'm out.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, what do you mean? No, this might be good

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<v Speaker 1>for you to send you to sleep.

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<v Speaker 4>This is more up your alley.

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<v Speaker 7>It literally just bores me, so I just keep counting.

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<v Speaker 11>I go, this little piggy went to the market, this

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<v Speaker 11>little piggy stayed home until I get so tired and

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<v Speaker 11>I just fall asleep eventually.

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<v Speaker 2>It works.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a form of meditation.

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<v Speaker 7>It's great. It calms me down.

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<v Speaker 1>So the Caitlin method is the little piggy method.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, this little piggy went to the market.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what?

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<v Speaker 4>We don't judge. You should play it. This little piggy

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<v Speaker 4>went to the South Melbourne market.

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<v Speaker 1>This little piggy had a dim sim. This little piggy

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<v Speaker 1>went to the South Melbourne market and this little piggy

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<v Speaker 1>had a donut.

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<v Speaker 2>This little piggy, while he was there, has to try

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<v Speaker 2>that little pork crackling they've got in there as well.

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<v Speaker 1>The piggy can't have the pork crackling.

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<v Speaker 2>That is capital. The Verve Bittersweet Symphony. Brings back memories

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<v Speaker 2>from the movie Cruel Intentions. Remember that? What a movie.

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<v Speaker 4>What a song.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know, I never saw it.

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<v Speaker 12>What?

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<v Speaker 1>I never saw Cruel Intentions.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, Ryan Phillippe.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it was a bit sexy for me. I

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<v Speaker 1>was a bit young.

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<v Speaker 4>Sarah Jessica.

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<v Speaker 2>No, Sarah. Sarah Michelle Gellar. That's the one.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. And Ryan Phillippe. That's right. And Ryan Phillippe's son

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<v Speaker 4>is now in acting.

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<v Speaker 1>He's married to Reese Witherspoon.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Because of the western spoon. I couldn't quite get that.

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<v Speaker 1>He's married to Reese with a spoon, isn't he?

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Phillip.

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<v Speaker 1>Because they're one of the Hollywood couples that have really

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<v Speaker 1>lasted the.

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<v Speaker 2>Test of time. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, they were done?

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<v Speaker 2>God, no.

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<v Speaker 4>They were done years ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, really?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I take that back.

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<v Speaker 4>Years ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't get your entertainment news from me.

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<v Speaker 2>Morning, Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you seen their daughter?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>She looks exactly like Reese.

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<v Speaker 2>With a spoon. Yeah, with a spoon.

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<v Speaker 4>Reese with a spoon has not aged.

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<v Speaker 1>No, she hasn't. No, she's an alien now. She's not

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<v Speaker 1>got one sign of aging. She's stayed the same age

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<v Speaker 1>for 25 years.

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<v Speaker 4>She's like us. Or to be fair, I think.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know about that. I put up a photo

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<v Speaker 1>with Shane Crawford yesterday from 11 years ago because he

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<v Speaker 1>was in here from when we used to host Kids

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<v Speaker 1>WB together. People were like.

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<v Speaker 4>Look at that alien.

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<v Speaker 1>All right. You can all.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>It's 11 years later.

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<v Speaker 4>Get Tommy Tate to put him in line.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, get stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>Search Bankwest to experience just enough bank.

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<v Speaker 2>Because there's one day in September. Chase, Lauren and Clint's

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<v Speaker 2>grand final breakfast. Score your invites right now, 13, 24, 10.

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<v Speaker 2>Once a year, we take the show out and about.

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<v Speaker 2>We head to the Sporting Globe. Thanks to our mates

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<v Speaker 2>at Bankwest. Favourite show of the year is back. It

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<v Speaker 2>is our grand final breakfast.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we love this. We do it on the Thursday

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<v Speaker 1>before the Friday of grand final week, which, of course,

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<v Speaker 1>is a public holiday.

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<v Speaker 10>Well, yeah, you know that once you step foot out

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<v Speaker 10>of that grand final breakfast that you get the long weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>I know. Just take an extra day.

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<v Speaker 2>You got mates coming? I got a couple of school

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<v Speaker 2>families coming.

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<v Speaker 4>Have you?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Do you know what?

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<v Speaker 4>Have you consulted with the powers that be about that?

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<v Speaker 4>We've got limited tickets. Yeah, we're the powers that be.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's true.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks, Loz.

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<v Speaker 1>They can come.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you, Lauren.

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<v Speaker 1>My dad wants to have a sleepover at my house

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<v Speaker 1>the night before so he can come down.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, yes.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, Dad, why don't you just come from seven?

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<v Speaker 1>He goes, no, I know the seat I want. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to get there.

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<v Speaker 4>He knows his seat.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because we've done this twice now. And he goes,

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<v Speaker 1>I know what seat I want. So I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>come down with you before the door is open. And

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<v Speaker 1>I want that. I want that seat. I said, all right, Dad.

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<v Speaker 2>We're getting a plaque, mate. Bobby's seat. That's a great idea.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's consult with the sporting club.

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<v Speaker 1>And I got him one of those rod and gun jumpers,

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<v Speaker 1>the vintage Richmond ones, and he's so excited to wear it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, am I?

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<v Speaker 1>Even though we finished on the second bottom of the ladder.

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<v Speaker 4>That's all right.

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<v Speaker 1>You wear your footy colours with pride.

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a celebration of sport.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, speaking of pride and celebrating sport, Jase did his

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<v Speaker 4>best to celebrate his favourite footy club last year. I

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<v Speaker 4>set him a challenge.

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<v Speaker 10>I dare Jase to sing the Collingwood theme song.

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<v Speaker 2>See the barricades are shouting because that's what barricades do.

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<v Speaker 1>Huge display of embarrassment in front of one of the greatest,

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<v Speaker 1>Peter Dacos.

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<v Speaker 4>Jase, what are we doing?

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<v Speaker 12>I can do that in my sleep.

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<v Speaker 1>Peter Dacos. So you've gone from footy fan to Simon

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<v Speaker 1>Cowell on Australia Day.

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<v Speaker 6>That's it.

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<v Speaker 1>How did he go?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, no. What is it?

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<v Speaker 4>The Big X? No, yeah, he gets a few gongs.

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<v Speaker 2>Please don't kick me out of the club.

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<v Speaker 4>No, stick to doing what you're doing, mate. You're doing

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<v Speaker 4>a great job.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right.

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<v Speaker 1>The great Peter Dacos was down there.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll give you another go.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you learnt the Collingwood song yet?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>You talk very passionately about football and the Collingwood Magpies.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you learnt it yet?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>This year at the breakfast you can perform.

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<v Speaker 2>If there's time.

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<v Speaker 4>What do they know how to do?

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<v Speaker 2>They know how to... Fight, fight, fight. No, it's the

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<v Speaker 2>Gold Coast.

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<v Speaker 4>13, 24, 10.

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<v Speaker 2>Play the game. To come along to our grand final breakfast.

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<v Speaker 2>Cannot buy tickets to this. You can only win them.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right. I'm excited. It's going to be fun.

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<v Speaker 4>Now... Got a few surprises.

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<v Speaker 1>We've got a few surprises. We've got a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>guests lined up that we'll be announcing next week, which

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<v Speaker 1>are huge.

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<v Speaker 4>Plus, you get your photo with the Premiership Cup. That'll

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<v Speaker 4>be on site as well. My... My new school dad friend, Benefits.

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<v Speaker 2>Is coming.

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<v Speaker 4>Is he? Oh, is he? Well, I thought he's hosting.

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<v Speaker 1>Can't wait to meet Ben.

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<v Speaker 4>He's hosted us at his house numerous times.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're giving him a free breakfast that you're putting

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<v Speaker 1>in exactly $ 0 to. What a return, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, Lauren.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's go to the phones.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Ben's coming. And Trish from Sandringham, you're coming too.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, thank you so much. Oh, I really appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, you're a Bombers fan. Are you going to be

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<v Speaker 1>wearing your Bombers colours with pride?

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<v Speaker 10>Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on.

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<v Speaker 4>No, come on.

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<v Speaker 9>Did you say we're at them?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 12>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>All right.

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<v Speaker 4>You've got to manifest what's going to happen next year.

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<v Speaker 4>The Bombers are going to make the finals.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right. Well, Trish, we're excited to see you there.

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<v Speaker 1>So grab a mate and come on down next Thursday.

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<v Speaker 1>We will be at the Sporting Globe with you.

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<v Speaker 4>That's the thing. Wear your team colours. They don't have

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<v Speaker 4>to be in the grand final.

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<v Speaker 1>Or you could jump on a bandwagon.

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<v Speaker 4>Celebration of footy.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be jumping on some sort of bandwagon.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Of course. Lucy, you're coming along as well. Good morning.

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<v Speaker 12>Good morning, guys.

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<v Speaker 5>That's amazing.

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<v Speaker 6>Thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, Luce, you're a Richmond fan.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, I am.

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<v Speaker 1>Get it, sis.

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<v Speaker 13>Well, it's more my son, to be honest.

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<v Speaker 14>He's made Richmond with my husband.

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<v Speaker 1>Awesome. Are you going to bring him along?

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<v Speaker 5>That would be amazing. Yes, I'll bring my son. Great.

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<v Speaker 1>Bring him down. Does your husband want to come too?

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<v Speaker 1>The three of you can come.

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<v Speaker 9>Oh, well, he wouldn't mind if that's okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>We can all come together.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, bring the family, of course.

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<v Speaker 4>Anyone else you want to bring?

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<v Speaker 9>No, that's all. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>You're welcome, Luce. We'll see you there.

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<v Speaker 2>There you go.

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<v Speaker 4>Her 11-year-old son's going to love it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>The kids get amongst it at that show, don't they?

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<v Speaker 2>It's so fun.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, the buffet.

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<v Speaker 1>So Luke Hodge will be bringing the Premiership Cup. Is

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<v Speaker 1>that right?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Hodge.

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<v Speaker 1>Hopefully the Hawks are in.

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<v Speaker 4>He'll be nervous carrying that silverware.

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<v Speaker 1>Has he lifted one?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>He was the captain, wasn't he?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, three.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Good on you, Hodge. You couldn't be a cup ambassador

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<v Speaker 4>unless you won the cup, right?

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<v Speaker 12>Nah.

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<v Speaker 4>Nah, I wouldn't have thought so.

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<v Speaker 1>You'll be Premiership Captain.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, good morning, Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 2>Coming up this morning, not one but two chances to

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<v Speaker 2>win tickets to the Toyota AFL Grand Final.

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<v Speaker 4>When you hear the footy siren, that's when you call.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you ever say anything you regret, Laurie? All the time.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you met me?

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<v Speaker 4>No.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a good point.

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<v Speaker 4>I've known you for a long time.

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<v Speaker 2>She's got you there.

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<v Speaker 4>She's got you there. Jase does it quite often.

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<v Speaker 1>Regularly.

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<v Speaker 4>Pre-drinks, 5.30 to 6. No, it's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Also between 6 and 9.

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<v Speaker 4>From 5.30 to 9. What did you do? I should say.

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<v Speaker 10>Now, he's speaking to a caller. We invited people to

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<v Speaker 10>speak about their favourite sort of old shop, you know,

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<v Speaker 10>that's gone bust. Because you hear about Kew and Veronica May.

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<v Speaker 2>Receivership.

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<v Speaker 4>Administration.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I bought a Kew suit when I did

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<v Speaker 1>Year 10 work experience.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you?

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<v Speaker 15>Yeah, right.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, this guy was telling us about Blockbuster, and this

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<v Speaker 4>is how Jace reacted. They'd sting you with the fees, though. Oh,

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<v Speaker 4>of course.

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<v Speaker 16>Oh, the joys.

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<v Speaker 4>Did you root.

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<v Speaker 2>I was going to say rewind.

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<v Speaker 4>What did you say? What were you asking him?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I meant, I meant, like, that sting you if

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<v Speaker 2>you didn't rewind at Blockbuster.

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<v Speaker 4>Remember on Friday night? What did you say?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>That sting you with the fees, though. Oh, of course. Oh,

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<v Speaker 4>the joys. Did you remember?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, you said the wrong word.

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<v Speaker 2>I was going to say rewind. Let's go Blockbuster and chill.

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<v Speaker 2>It was rewind. You know what I meant.

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<v Speaker 4>They'd sting you if you didn't rewind.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they did sting you if you didn't rewind. I

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<v Speaker 1>just moved to the next blockbuster, though.

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<v Speaker 4>I was wham from all of them.

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<v Speaker 2>No wonder they went bust.

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<v Speaker 4>First, I want to take you to Queensland, my home state.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, yeah. We're a little bit rogue.

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<v Speaker 1>What's happening Queensland?

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<v Speaker 2>Rogue or what? Yeah, a bit rogue. Gold Coast Mayor

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<v Speaker 2>Tom Tate.

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<v Speaker 1>So what's the vibe on Tom Tate? I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>much about him. I see him on the news all

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<v Speaker 1>the time. He looks a bit cranky.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Do people like him?

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<v Speaker 4>He looks a bit.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, no.

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<v Speaker 4>I shouldn't say that. What?

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 1>No, then don't say it. If you shouldn't say it,

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<v Speaker 1>don't say it.

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<v Speaker 2>What were you going to say?

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<v Speaker 4>No, don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll turn the mics off and you say it.

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<v Speaker 4>No, it's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>Just move on.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Look, it's a mixed vibe about him on the coast.

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<v Speaker 2>Some people think he's a bit dodgy, but then.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, that's what I was going to say.

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<v Speaker 2>He looks dodgy.

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<v Speaker 4>But then in the same breath, they go, well, he's

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<v Speaker 4>done a lot for the Gold Coast.

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<v Speaker 1>What's he done for the Gold Coast?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, he's put the.

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<v Speaker 4>Light rail in, which caused an absolute nightmare and a

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<v Speaker 4>lot of shops went bust.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's good.

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<v Speaker 4>It's amazing for the Gold Coast.

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<v Speaker 1>Long-term plan.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. He's revitalized the Gold Coast a fair bit. Okay.

0:18:44.970 --> 0:18:45.910
<v Speaker 4>A lot of infrastructure.

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<v Speaker 1>So why is he dodgy? Why do people think he

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<v Speaker 1>looks dodgy?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I think the family's been involved in some businesses

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<v Speaker 2>and dealings on the coast.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Anyway, park that. Park it.

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<v Speaker 2>This is quite funny. I'm not sure if you've seen

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<v Speaker 2>this during the round. So a couple of months back,

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<v Speaker 2>start of the year, Tom Tate flew over to America. Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And he claimed to have had dinner with President Donald Trump.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember there was that talk about a Donald Trump Tower

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<v Speaker 2>on the Gold Coast?

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<v Speaker 16>Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes.

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<v Speaker 4>The Trump Tower.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, did he say it was a one-on-one dinner?

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<v Speaker 4>No. Where was it? Mar-a-Lago? Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>He said it was a dinner. Sorry, anyway, he was

0:19:22.100 --> 0:19:26.000
<v Speaker 2>pushed on the dinner. People wanted to know details. Eventually,

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<v Speaker 2>a press release came out from the White House saying Mr.

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<v Speaker 2>Trump did not have dinner with the mayor.

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<v Speaker 12>Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Donald Trump has taken the time to say, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know that guy.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so Tom Tate's had a flex about his dinner

0:19:38.650 --> 0:19:41.940
<v Speaker 4>with him. Yep. Trumpy, and then Trumpy's hit back and said, no,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know who this Tom Tate fellow is. So

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<v Speaker 4>obviously journalists have gone moth to a flame.

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<v Speaker 2>This is great. So they've been pushing him at his

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<v Speaker 2>little press conference. And yesterday he had enough.

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<v Speaker 4>Take a listen to this.

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<v Speaker 2>And how much did it cost you? Isn't it private? Well,

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<v Speaker 2>did you get most rates?

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<v Speaker 12>No.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so how much did you pay last week? It's private.

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<v Speaker 2>You said you went there as a.

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<v Speaker 4>It's private.

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<v Speaker 2>Why are you so aggressive?

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<v Speaker 16>Are you from the ABC?

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<v Speaker 12>Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, f * * * off. Oh, is he? Yeah,

0:20:08.780 --> 0:20:12.350
<v Speaker 2>f * * * off. That's right.

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<v Speaker 4>He told the ABC journo to off.

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<v Speaker 1>To nick off.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, dear. The ABC journo is just doing his job, no? Also, like.

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<v Speaker 15>What?

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<v Speaker 2>I think, Tommy, you've been caught out here. Trumpy's coming

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<v Speaker 2>out saying you didn't have dinner together.

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<v Speaker 1>But what's he going to say?

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<v Speaker 4>Sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, you have to get defensive.

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<v Speaker 4>In that moment. What do you mean, back the lion?

0:20:33.290 --> 0:20:34.629
<v Speaker 1>Oh, yeah, you've got to back it. You've got to

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<v Speaker 1>back yourself.

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<v Speaker 4>But was the journo was trying to ascertain if it

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<v Speaker 4>was on the public purse, I guess.

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<v Speaker 1>Because he said he went there as mayor.

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<v Speaker 4>Rank payers were footing the bill.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And then he said, it's private.

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<v Speaker 2>It's private. It's private.

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<v Speaker 4>And then he said, of course, it's private.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you should.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think anything's private when you're the mayor.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, my God. The face of the ABC journo was

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<v Speaker 2>slightly offended and also like, oh, this is an amazing

0:20:56.850 --> 0:20:57.310
<v Speaker 2>news graph.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, he's like, yeah, I've got leads to her tonight.

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<v Speaker 4>And then Tommy didn't come back out. He sent out

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<v Speaker 4>the deputy mayor. To face the music.

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<v Speaker 1>Where did he go? He just went.

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<v Speaker 2>He went back to his office and hid. Deputy mayor

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<v Speaker 2>had to come out and say, okay, obviously that was

0:21:11.790 --> 0:21:16.710
<v Speaker 2>out a lot. Since Tommy Tate has not apologised.

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<v Speaker 4>It's too late to apologise.

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<v Speaker 10>It is.

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<v Speaker 1>In the words of Usher.

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<v Speaker 4>One Republic.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, One Republic. Not Usher. It's too late to apologize.

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<v Speaker 2>13, 24, 10.

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<v Speaker 4>Who did you tell to get nicked?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh. Oh, yeah. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Unnecessarily or necessarily?

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<v Speaker 4>No, either way. Either way.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember having a front row seat to you telling

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<v Speaker 2>an old boss to get nicked. Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I did.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Unfortunately, he's come back to haunt me.

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<v Speaker 4>As it does every now and then.

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<v Speaker 1>He got nicked for a while.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like a tagger in footy.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like right up until the opener of the show, too.

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<v Speaker 2>It was very early in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, that colleague, boss, it was boss, he deserved it.

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<v Speaker 1>I backed myself in that moment.

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<v Speaker 4>It was get nicked, and I was like. All right,

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<v Speaker 4>here we go. 10 seconds. Mic's are up. Can we

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<v Speaker 4>make this active as well?

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes you have to stick up for yourself.

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<v Speaker 4>Is there anyone you'd like to tell to get nicked?

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<v Speaker 4>Make it like, you know, so people can really vent.

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<v Speaker 6>Really?

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<v Speaker 2>I like that.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what? I'm nervous about this.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not going to lie.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what?

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<v Speaker 4>The Basketball Association of Victoria.

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<v Speaker 10>What have they done to you?

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't you tell them?

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<v Speaker 2>No, don't worry. No, don't worry.

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<v Speaker 4>What?

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<v Speaker 1>No, someone in the basketball will get you in trouble

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<v Speaker 1>with the mums and dads at school.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, no, please don't.

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<v Speaker 4>Is this someone who organises things?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>He wants to tell it again.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, no, hang on. He's scared of this. The

0:22:47.170 --> 0:22:49.560
<v Speaker 4>Basketball Association. The president.

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<v Speaker 2>So you pay fees for your kids to play sport, right?

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<v Speaker 2>And then on the weekend, if they make the finals,

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<v Speaker 2>they sting you an administration fee to go and watch

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<v Speaker 2>your child.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, no, I get stuffed.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Oof.

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<v Speaker 4>Sorry, but it's like buying tickets. It's only three bucks

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<v Speaker 4>or whatever. But do you need to pay to go

0:23:07.119 --> 0:23:09.540
<v Speaker 4>in the normal season? No, you don't need to pay.

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<v Speaker 1>You can pay the $ 3. No, no, no.

0:23:11.240 --> 0:23:13.630
<v Speaker 4>But hang on. I've paid the fees. What? Now they've

0:23:13.650 --> 0:23:14.210
<v Speaker 4>made the final.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got to- Got to buy a ticket.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's fair enough. I take it back.

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<v Speaker 2>Pay the $ 3.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think it's fair enough.

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<v Speaker 4>It's supporting grassroots basketball. It's a gold coin donation.

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<v Speaker 2>All our fees have supported grassroots basketball.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and now they're in the grand final. Get nicked.

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<v Speaker 1>They need money for the, like, the banners and things

0:23:31.540 --> 0:23:32.440
<v Speaker 1>they run through.

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<v Speaker 4>There's no banners.

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<v Speaker 1>Where does the $ 3 go? Did you stand there and say,

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<v Speaker 1>excuse me, I'd like to know my $ 3 is going.

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<v Speaker 15>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>At least put on some sort of sausage.

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<v Speaker 1>And where is it going?

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<v Speaker 4>Who knows? Probably to their Christmas party.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, yeah.

0:23:43.230 --> 0:23:44.449
<v Speaker 1>That makes sense. They have to put up with your

0:23:44.490 --> 0:23:47.190
<v Speaker 1>kids for another weekend.

0:23:47.350 --> 0:23:49.530
<v Speaker 4>Also, $ 3. And then he jumps in his car and

0:23:49.590 --> 0:23:51.350
<v Speaker 4>he drives into his, you know, gated.

0:23:51.470 --> 0:23:52.430
<v Speaker 1>He jumps in his hour.

0:23:52.450 --> 0:23:53.570
<v Speaker 2>Gated mansion. Shut up.

0:23:53.890 --> 0:23:57.750
<v Speaker 10>You know, which has a turntable and a big. Mote

0:23:57.869 --> 0:23:58.930
<v Speaker 10>in it.

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<v Speaker 9>13.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, in his sponsored car that he doesn't have to

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<v Speaker 1>pay for.

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<v Speaker 4>$ 3.

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<v Speaker 1>You can do the $ 3.

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<v Speaker 2>Get stuffed.

0:24:05.200 --> 0:24:09.379
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. You've told us more than once.

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<v Speaker 2>13, 24, 10 is our number. Who would you like

0:24:11.440 --> 0:24:13.659
<v Speaker 2>to tell to get stuffed?

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<v Speaker 4>The great Tom Tate from the Gold Coast.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no. Don't use those words.

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<v Speaker 4>What did he say?

0:24:18.540 --> 0:24:20.020
<v Speaker 1>He didn't say get started.

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<v Speaker 4>No, he didn't.

0:24:20.920 --> 0:24:24.460
<v Speaker 2>He didn't. 382410 is our number. And in return, we

0:24:24.500 --> 0:24:27.920
<v Speaker 2>will send you to Moondog. $ 250 to drop on drinks

0:24:27.980 --> 0:24:31.370
<v Speaker 2>at Moondog. Enjoy two hours of free drinks when you're

0:24:31.410 --> 0:24:32.590
<v Speaker 2>celebrating your birthday.

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<v Speaker 4>Moondog.com.au. Conditions apply.

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<v Speaker 2>Should we take a quick one? Yeah.

0:24:39.330 --> 0:24:39.650
<v Speaker 4>All right.

0:24:39.730 --> 0:24:40.490
<v Speaker 2>Oh, no, no.

0:24:40.570 --> 0:24:44.859
<v Speaker 4>Oh, okay. He told you to get started. Good job. Well,

0:24:44.880 --> 0:24:47.850
<v Speaker 4>the Gold Coast mayor told the ABC reporter at a

0:24:47.869 --> 0:24:50.030
<v Speaker 4>media conference to get staffed.

0:24:50.810 --> 0:24:53.890
<v Speaker 2>And how much did it cost you? Isn't it private? Well,

0:24:53.910 --> 0:24:55.730
<v Speaker 2>did you get most rates? No.

0:24:55.750 --> 0:24:58.929
<v Speaker 4>Okay, so how much did you pay them? It's private.

0:24:59.450 --> 0:25:01.810
<v Speaker 4>You said you went there as a... It's private.

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<v Speaker 2>Why are you so aggressive?

0:25:03.030 --> 0:25:03.810
<v Speaker 16>Are you from the ABC?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, f * * * off.

0:25:08.770 --> 0:25:11.030
<v Speaker 4>You gave him a couple, actually. Not once, but twice.

0:25:11.390 --> 0:25:13.270
<v Speaker 4>So gold coast. Tom Tate is his name. So we're

0:25:13.290 --> 0:25:16.390
<v Speaker 4>asking you, Melbourne, on 132410, when was the last time

0:25:16.430 --> 0:25:18.390
<v Speaker 4>you told somebody to get nicked? Heidi.

0:25:18.510 --> 0:25:19.889
<v Speaker 1>Or is there someone you want to tell.

0:25:19.750 --> 0:25:20.150
<v Speaker 2>To get nicked?

0:25:20.170 --> 0:25:20.890
<v Speaker 4>Or is there an active.

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<v Speaker 6>Hi, guys.

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<v Speaker 12>How are you?

0:25:22.090 --> 0:25:22.690
<v Speaker 1>Hi, Heidi.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, Hides.

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<v Speaker 12>Hi, how are you?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we're good. Who do you want to tell to

0:25:28.140 --> 0:25:28.540
<v Speaker 2>get nicked?

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<v Speaker 12>No, I told one of my ex-bosses.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, so there's a reason they're your ex-boss? What happened?

0:25:37.350 --> 0:25:42.709
<v Speaker 12>No, because I was only on part-time work and I

0:25:42.730 --> 0:25:44.850
<v Speaker 12>wasn't getting no work in which I was supposed to.

0:25:44.890 --> 0:25:47.649
<v Speaker 12>And then I thought I'd book a holiday. So I

0:25:47.670 --> 0:25:50.060
<v Speaker 12>booked a holiday and the day I was leaving, he

0:25:50.080 --> 0:25:51.020
<v Speaker 12>told me I had to come in.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, nah.

0:25:51.760 --> 0:25:52.200
<v Speaker 1>See you, mate.

0:25:52.840 --> 0:25:55.260
<v Speaker 4>You said you booked a holiday. Yeah.

0:25:56.320 --> 0:25:57.780
<v Speaker 1>And so you told him to get stuff, did you?

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<v Speaker 12>Oh, sure did.

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<v Speaker 1>How did it go down, Heidi? Did he appreciate it?

0:26:03.210 --> 0:26:06.110
<v Speaker 2>I love you, Heidi. Heidi.

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<v Speaker 12>Sorry, what was that?

0:26:07.250 --> 0:26:09.160
<v Speaker 4>Oh, she was. Did it feel good?

0:26:10.540 --> 0:26:10.900
<v Speaker 7>Oh, yeah.

0:26:10.960 --> 0:26:11.680
<v Speaker 12>I felt great.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. And did you ever go back there again?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Nah, good on you, Hards.

0:26:16.720 --> 0:26:17.620
<v Speaker 4>See ya. Did he take it well?

0:26:17.760 --> 0:26:18.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh, okay.

0:26:18.340 --> 0:26:19.480
<v Speaker 1>How was the holiday, Hards?

0:26:19.550 --> 0:26:20.770
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, was the holiday fun?

0:26:20.850 --> 0:26:22.730
<v Speaker 12>Oh, the holiday was great.

0:26:22.910 --> 0:26:23.730
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was worth it.

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<v Speaker 4>Where'd you go?

0:26:24.210 --> 0:26:25.410
<v Speaker 2>Thailand.

0:26:25.430 --> 0:26:25.630
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, yeah.

0:26:27.180 --> 0:26:29.879
<v Speaker 1>You got a new job yet, Heidi? Sorry? Have you

0:26:29.900 --> 0:26:30.680
<v Speaker 1>got a new job yet?

0:26:31.220 --> 0:26:31.700
<v Speaker 3>Oh, yeah.

0:26:32.030 --> 0:26:33.109
<v Speaker 1>Oh, good. Oh, yeah.

0:26:33.130 --> 0:26:34.070
<v Speaker 4>She's living her best life.

0:26:34.090 --> 0:26:36.490
<v Speaker 1>Good on you, Heidi. Nothing better than when you say it,

0:26:36.510 --> 0:26:37.909
<v Speaker 1>you mean it, and it works out for you.

0:26:38.010 --> 0:26:40.430
<v Speaker 2>Over there in Koh Samui, jump on the flaming skipping rope.

0:26:40.950 --> 0:26:43.550
<v Speaker 2>That's Koh Phangan, isn't it? The full moon party. Oh,

0:26:43.970 --> 0:26:45.050
<v Speaker 2>that was a test for.

0:26:45.070 --> 0:26:48.580
<v Speaker 1>A couple of buckets. You fell in love over there.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, I did, yes.

0:26:49.940 --> 0:26:50.609
<v Speaker 1>Did you?

0:26:50.660 --> 0:26:54.030
<v Speaker 4>Yes, with Ireland. I was in an Irish lad. Who

0:26:54.050 --> 0:26:55.390
<v Speaker 4>meets an Irish lad in Thailand?

0:26:55.450 --> 0:26:55.810
<v Speaker 2>A lad?

0:26:55.890 --> 0:26:56.570
<v Speaker 1>An Irish lady.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, ladies. You've got to specify.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah. Ask.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Mitch.

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<v Speaker 4>Morning, guys.

0:27:06.280 --> 0:27:06.700
<v Speaker 2>How are we?

0:27:06.740 --> 0:27:07.540
<v Speaker 4>Hello.

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<v Speaker 1>Who did you tell to get stuffed, Mitch?

0:27:12.330 --> 0:27:15.690
<v Speaker 11>Back when I was an apprentice, my old boss was

0:27:15.750 --> 0:27:17.630
<v Speaker 11>a bit of a hard man. He was a bit old.

0:27:17.650 --> 0:27:18.290
<v Speaker 2>He was the owner.

0:27:18.830 --> 0:27:21.409
<v Speaker 11>And he was handing me one day, absolutely going at me.

0:27:21.450 --> 0:27:23.650
<v Speaker 11>And I told him where to go. And, yeah, it

0:27:23.670 --> 0:27:28.270
<v Speaker 11>was a bit of a commotion. And the next day,

0:27:28.310 --> 0:27:29.330
<v Speaker 11>he died of a heart attack.

0:27:30.020 --> 0:27:31.380
<v Speaker 2>Oh, no, Mitch.

0:27:31.760 --> 0:27:33.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh, did you feel bad?

0:27:34.619 --> 0:27:38.580
<v Speaker 11>I did, but he was an asshole.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, right.

0:27:41.180 --> 0:27:42.260
<v Speaker 4>Did you go to the funeral?

0:27:42.280 --> 0:27:43.780
<v Speaker 1>No.

0:27:43.980 --> 0:27:44.619
<v Speaker 2>I did, actually.

0:27:44.700 --> 0:27:47.070
<v Speaker 1>You did? That's nice. That's respectful.

0:27:47.090 --> 0:27:47.970
<v Speaker 4>That is respectful.

0:27:48.010 --> 0:27:50.410
<v Speaker 1>You can still tell someone to get nicked and not wish.

0:27:50.470 --> 0:27:51.770
<v Speaker 11>It was just to make sure.

0:27:52.090 --> 0:27:54.409
<v Speaker 1>It was just to make sure.

0:27:54.630 --> 0:27:55.189
<v Speaker 4>That's different.

0:27:55.340 --> 0:27:57.899
<v Speaker 1>That's different, Mitch. I was trying to stick up for

0:27:57.920 --> 0:27:58.300
<v Speaker 1>you there, Mitch.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, no.

0:28:00.680 --> 0:28:03.940
<v Speaker 2>Wow. That was fun.

0:28:03.960 --> 0:28:04.459
<v Speaker 4>It was fun.

0:28:06.480 --> 0:28:10.100
<v Speaker 2>Somba Andres, good morning. This is NOVA 100. You're on

0:28:10.119 --> 0:28:11.270
<v Speaker 2>the air with Jace Lauren and Clint.

0:28:11.330 --> 0:28:13.910
<v Speaker 4>AFL-authorised GF promotion, GFAFL 26-162. The grand final!

0:28:13.930 --> 0:28:14.110
<v Speaker 7>Goal!

0:28:16.310 --> 0:28:21.550
<v Speaker 2>Jace Lauren and Clint's 2026 Toyota AFL grand final ticket giveaway.

0:28:21.590 --> 0:28:22.570
<v Speaker 2>The AFL grand.

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<v Speaker 15>Final.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at the phones go. Melbourne, we are getting into

0:28:28.200 --> 0:28:30.320
<v Speaker 2>crunch time. Couple of weeks out from the best day

0:28:30.359 --> 0:28:32.460
<v Speaker 2>of the year at the MCG, grand final day.

0:28:32.990 --> 0:28:33.570
<v Speaker 6>We are.

0:28:33.790 --> 0:28:36.010
<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's like, what, 10 sleeps or something?

0:28:36.230 --> 0:28:36.730
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it is.

0:28:36.750 --> 0:28:37.270
<v Speaker 2>Oh, wow.

0:28:37.310 --> 0:28:39.490
<v Speaker 4>When you say it like that, Jesus.

0:28:39.910 --> 0:28:42.520
<v Speaker 10>And it promises to be one of the greatest ever.

0:28:43.060 --> 0:28:45.960
<v Speaker 10>The entertainment has been revealed. Of course, we've got pop

0:28:46.060 --> 0:28:50.720
<v Speaker 10>icon Kylie Minogue headlining it all. We've got one of

0:28:50.740 --> 0:28:54.260
<v Speaker 10>the staples of, you know, Australian rules football. Mike Brady's

0:28:54.280 --> 0:28:54.840
<v Speaker 10>going to be there.

0:28:54.880 --> 0:28:55.560
<v Speaker 1>It's going to be awesome.

0:28:55.720 --> 0:28:58.100
<v Speaker 2>We've got politics in our house at the moment because

0:28:58.620 --> 0:29:00.320
<v Speaker 2>we normally host a grand final barbecue.

0:29:00.560 --> 0:29:00.760
<v Speaker 4>Oh, yeah?

0:29:00.890 --> 0:29:02.910
<v Speaker 2>Get the same family over every year, so I just

0:29:02.930 --> 0:29:06.880
<v Speaker 2>thought we were doing that. However, my wife has RSVP'd

0:29:06.900 --> 0:29:07.880
<v Speaker 2>to us going somewhere else.

0:29:08.000 --> 0:29:08.219
<v Speaker 3>Oh, great.

0:29:08.240 --> 0:29:09.260
<v Speaker 1>You don't have to entertain.

0:29:09.280 --> 0:29:10.310
<v Speaker 2>Well, that's good. You don't need to clean up.

0:29:10.320 --> 0:29:11.960
<v Speaker 4>I know, but I've already invited the other people.

0:29:12.380 --> 0:29:13.500
<v Speaker 2>Oh. Yeah.

0:29:13.540 --> 0:29:15.000
<v Speaker 1>Well, that's called communication.

0:29:16.640 --> 0:29:17.820
<v Speaker 4>So how are you going to break it to them?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it is, Lauren.

0:29:18.560 --> 0:29:20.610
<v Speaker 1>I think it's easier to cancel on other people than

0:29:20.630 --> 0:29:21.989
<v Speaker 1>to cancel people you've invited over.

0:29:22.050 --> 0:29:23.070
<v Speaker 4>That's exactly what I agree.

0:29:23.090 --> 0:29:24.750
<v Speaker 1>Are they all friends? Could you all go together?

0:29:24.770 --> 0:29:26.070
<v Speaker 2>Different groups? No, different groups.

0:29:26.110 --> 0:29:28.540
<v Speaker 4>So let me get this right. Are you cancelling on

0:29:28.600 --> 0:29:29.960
<v Speaker 4>them live on the radio?

0:29:30.040 --> 0:29:31.640
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no. I think we should push.

0:29:31.680 --> 0:29:32.800
<v Speaker 1>That would be very Jason.

0:29:33.040 --> 0:29:34.740
<v Speaker 4>What are their names? What's a family name? No, let's

0:29:34.800 --> 0:29:35.160
<v Speaker 4>not get it.

0:29:35.180 --> 0:29:35.530
<v Speaker 2>You know what?

0:29:35.570 --> 0:29:36.230
<v Speaker 4>What are their names?

0:29:36.330 --> 0:29:39.510
<v Speaker 2>Let's go to the phones and I'll fly tickets to

0:29:39.530 --> 0:29:40.920
<v Speaker 2>the grannies. Okay.

0:29:41.120 --> 0:29:43.520
<v Speaker 4>We are heading to... Eltona.

0:29:43.800 --> 0:29:44.260
<v Speaker 2>Nez.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello.

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<v Speaker 14>Hello.

0:29:46.920 --> 0:29:47.459
<v Speaker 1>Good morning.

0:29:47.520 --> 0:29:47.870
<v Speaker 14>Hi, Nez.

0:29:47.880 --> 0:29:48.800
<v Speaker 1>Good morning.

0:29:48.900 --> 0:29:49.500
<v Speaker 2>Oh, my God.

0:29:49.880 --> 0:29:51.980
<v Speaker 14>My heart is about to come out of my chest.

0:29:52.110 --> 0:29:53.290
<v Speaker 1>Would you like to go to the grand final?

0:29:53.960 --> 0:29:55.700
<v Speaker 14>I would absolutely love to.

0:29:55.740 --> 0:29:58.100
<v Speaker 4>The tickets are yours. Oh, yay.

0:29:58.140 --> 0:29:59.520
<v Speaker 14>Thank you guys so much.

0:29:59.820 --> 0:30:01.740
<v Speaker 4>Have you been to a granny before, Nez?

0:30:02.000 --> 0:30:02.760
<v Speaker 8>No, I haven't.

0:30:02.780 --> 0:30:03.880
<v Speaker 4>Oh, you're going to love it.

0:30:04.980 --> 0:30:07.720
<v Speaker 14>I'm really excited. Thank you, guys. I'm a Hawthorne supporter

0:30:07.790 --> 0:30:11.050
<v Speaker 14>and my partner is Adelaide, so he's a little bit disappointed,

0:30:11.090 --> 0:30:13.730
<v Speaker 14>but he'll be going on the Hawthorne fan wagon, hopefully.

0:30:13.750 --> 0:30:15.150
<v Speaker 1>Fingers crossed they're there.

0:30:15.170 --> 0:30:18.570
<v Speaker 2>Nez, I believe Wiz is your favourite player. He's in

0:30:18.750 --> 0:30:20.760
<v Speaker 2>after eight this morning. Have you got a message for him?

0:30:20.770 --> 0:30:21.010
<v Speaker 4>Oh, nice.

0:30:22.090 --> 0:30:24.460
<v Speaker 14>Oh, look, I just think he's had such an amazing

0:30:24.500 --> 0:30:26.200
<v Speaker 14>year and I just wish him all the best for

0:30:26.220 --> 0:30:27.560
<v Speaker 14>this weekend.

0:30:27.620 --> 0:30:28.320
<v Speaker 5>Fingers crossed.

0:30:28.340 --> 0:30:28.800
<v Speaker 7>Go Wiz.

0:30:29.240 --> 0:30:30.910
<v Speaker 4>Go Wiz. We should play that back to him.

0:30:31.330 --> 0:30:31.790
<v Speaker 2>That's nice.

0:30:32.810 --> 0:30:34.430
<v Speaker 1>We love whiz. I can barely speak.

0:30:34.490 --> 0:30:35.110
<v Speaker 5>I'm so sorry.

0:30:35.150 --> 0:30:35.890
<v Speaker 7>I'm so excited.

0:30:35.930 --> 0:30:36.990
<v Speaker 1>Please don't be sorry.

0:30:37.470 --> 0:30:38.090
<v Speaker 4>How epic.

0:30:38.130 --> 0:30:39.450
<v Speaker 1>Have the best day.

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<v Speaker 14>Oh, thank you guys.

0:30:41.090 --> 0:30:44.250
<v Speaker 10>Nez, football stirs something special in a lot of us.

0:30:44.650 --> 0:30:48.390
<v Speaker 10>And it's, you know, a lot of families, football is everything,

0:30:48.430 --> 0:30:50.210
<v Speaker 10>especially this time of year. And it's a great time

0:30:50.230 --> 0:30:52.130
<v Speaker 10>for families to come together. And I can hear it

0:30:52.150 --> 0:30:53.650
<v Speaker 10>in your voice, that emotion.

0:30:53.790 --> 0:30:56.190
<v Speaker 14>I agree. Yeah, I agree, Clint. I think it, yeah,

0:30:56.210 --> 0:30:58.469
<v Speaker 14>it's really, and also to Melbourne as well. It's such

0:30:58.520 --> 0:31:01.420
<v Speaker 14>an exciting time of year and, But, yeah, look, I'm

0:31:01.440 --> 0:31:03.750
<v Speaker 14>just so honoured. Thank you guys so much for choosing me.

0:31:04.210 --> 0:31:05.290
<v Speaker 4>Oh, you're so welcome.

0:31:05.310 --> 0:31:09.070
<v Speaker 1>Being at a jam-packed MCG on Grand Final Day is

0:31:09.130 --> 0:31:12.290
<v Speaker 1>just the greatest experience as well. So you enjoy that, Nez.

0:31:12.410 --> 0:31:13.070
<v Speaker 1>Have a great day.

0:31:13.170 --> 0:31:14.250
<v Speaker 4>It brings the community together.

0:31:14.470 --> 0:31:16.150
<v Speaker 1>It brings families together.

0:31:16.170 --> 0:31:18.430
<v Speaker 2>I've been living in Melbourne now, what, eight, nine years,

0:31:18.970 --> 0:31:20.340
<v Speaker 2>and it took me a couple of years to get

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<v Speaker 2>into footy. But the minute I did and leant into it,

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<v Speaker 2>it was just– I don't know, it opened this city

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<v Speaker 2>up for me so much more. It's not much more.

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<v Speaker 1>It's always like you meet someone at a pub, at

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<v Speaker 1>a school event, at something.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a talking point. Yeah. Who do you beg for?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you're watching the footy this weekend. Who do

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<v Speaker 1>you beg for? It's a good conversation starter.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, guys. Good news. We've got more tickets to go. Today?

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<v Speaker 4>This morning? We're uploading another double.

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<v Speaker 2>So when you hear the footy siren, give us a

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<v Speaker 2>ring and tickets will be yours. On a more serious note, though,

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<v Speaker 2>I almost had to call triple O the other night.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, dear.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll go into that next. Good morning, Melbourne. This is

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<v Speaker 2>Nova 100. You are on the air with Jace, Lauren

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<v Speaker 2>and Clint. We're doing it thanks to our mates at

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<v Speaker 2>Shell Ready Express. Coming up this morning, Nick the Wizard

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<v Speaker 2>Watson from Hawthorne is in. But before we get to Nick,

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<v Speaker 2>we've got an expert that's about to be joining us.

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<v Speaker 2>This is special people who specialise in really special things.

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<v Speaker 1>This one's relatable to every single one of us.

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<v Speaker 4>Would you say this one could extend your life?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I think so. It should just break, could help break

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<v Speaker 4>the cycle.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, there we go. All right, we'll get to

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<v Speaker 2>that expert improve your life coming up in minutes.

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<v Speaker 4>First, though, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Want to talk basketball dramas.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, no, you're not. You're outing.

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<v Speaker 1>What's happening?

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<v Speaker 4>Now, hang on.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the kids' basketball.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so kids' basketball.

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<v Speaker 4>And you just played Valerie.

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<v Speaker 1>Tiger mom.

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<v Speaker 4>You're so scared of her. I'm terrified of Valerie. She's

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<v Speaker 4>your team manager.

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<v Speaker 13>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>I love Valerie. She's great. She's really good. Morning, Valerie,

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<v Speaker 4>if you're listening. She dropped Tuddy home last night.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 4>She helps out with, you know, dropping kids off here

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<v Speaker 4>and there. She's the team manager.

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<v Speaker 2>She sounds like an angel.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why you're so savage about it, but

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<v Speaker 1>I hadn't seen you.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't do that. I'm not savage. In the breaks.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like a pylon. Poor Valerie.

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<v Speaker 1>And she's dropping your kids home from sport.

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<v Speaker 4>Guys, don't do that.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't do that.

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<v Speaker 1>She sounds awesome.

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<v Speaker 13>She's great. Everyone needs a Valerie.

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<v Speaker 2>She is great.

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<v Speaker 4>We love Valerie.

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<v Speaker 2>We love Valerie. However.

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<v Speaker 1>Except when she calls team meetings.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, the team meetings do drag.

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<v Speaker 2>But she knows that. I've given that feedback.

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<v Speaker 4>Anyway, the other night. Because it was grand final, wasn't it?

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<v Speaker 1>No, they didn't make the grand final.

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<v Speaker 4>No, we did make the grand final.

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<v Speaker 2>But we lost.

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<v Speaker 4>But that's okay.

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<v Speaker 2>That's okay.

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<v Speaker 1>That's part of life.

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<v Speaker 4>That's right.

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<v Speaker 1>The rich tapestry of life is winning and losing.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Did she organize Mad Monday?

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<v Speaker 5>No.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, no.

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<v Speaker 1>She went as Amy Winehouse.

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<v Speaker 2>She has sent strict rules that the kids need to

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<v Speaker 2>live by this week because we've got like a tournament

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<v Speaker 2>coming up in the holidays.

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<v Speaker 4>Another one?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Do they rest? Do they have a post-season? What is this?

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<v Speaker 4>The NBA? Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I was under 10.

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<v Speaker 4>There's no post-season.

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<v Speaker 2>We get up the rules.

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<v Speaker 4>Just sort of like, just chill for a bit.

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<v Speaker 2>Hang on.

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<v Speaker 1>Valerie has sent rules to the 10-year-olds about what?

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<v Speaker 16>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Snack suggestions on the day. Avoid the following. There you go.

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<v Speaker 4>So that's a form.

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<v Speaker 2>That got sent home.

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<v Speaker 1>She's printed off a sheet.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a form that got sent home last night. This

0:34:18.130 --> 0:34:19.469
<v Speaker 2>is to get the kids ready for these.

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<v Speaker 1>Avoid the following.

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<v Speaker 4>More like a packing list.

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<v Speaker 1>To keep energy stable, avoid stomach upset during games. No lollies,

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<v Speaker 1>chocolate bars, greasy or fast food, soft drinks or energy drinks,

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<v Speaker 1>heavy meals between games.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, your kids are out.

0:34:32.530 --> 0:34:36.190
<v Speaker 1>Because these snacks are ideal for quick eat, quick energy,

0:34:36.270 --> 0:34:37.609
<v Speaker 1>easy digestion, steady blood sugar.

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<v Speaker 4>That's great.

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<v Speaker 1>Have some sandwiches, wraps, sushi rolls, rice cakes, pretzels, popcorn, crackers.

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<v Speaker 4>A bit of apple.

0:34:42.570 --> 0:34:46.270
<v Speaker 1>Fruit toast? Who's making toast in between games? Fresh fruit, yogurts, pouches.

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<v Speaker 1>High protein custard or cheesy bites.

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<v Speaker 4>She takes it very serious.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what, Valerie? I don't know about the

0:34:51.100 --> 0:34:51.680
<v Speaker 1>cheesy bites.

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>In between games.

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<v Speaker 4>So the other night.

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<v Speaker 1>Otherwise, that's quite good.

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<v Speaker 2>The other night was their breakup party. They had a

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<v Speaker 2>giant glow party on Saturday night.

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<v Speaker 4>A glow party? Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, because it was a Saturday night, a lot of

0:35:05.570 --> 0:35:09.060
<v Speaker 2>us had other things on. And Valerie said, you know what?

0:35:09.160 --> 0:35:10.739
<v Speaker 2>I'm happy to do the whole carpool thing.

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<v Speaker 4>She's a magnificent person.

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<v Speaker 1>What problem is it, Valerie?

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<v Speaker 4>She's trying to get your kids eating healthy, A, and B,

0:35:20.710 --> 0:35:21.989
<v Speaker 4>she just runs around after them.

0:35:22.090 --> 0:35:22.410
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

0:35:22.430 --> 0:35:23.980
<v Speaker 4>Dropping them off.

0:35:24.239 --> 0:35:25.799
<v Speaker 1>Also, what did you have on Saturday night?

0:35:26.280 --> 0:35:27.040
<v Speaker 2>I watched the footy.

0:35:27.920 --> 0:35:30.960
<v Speaker 1>You're watching the footy on the couch? Oh, we all

0:35:30.980 --> 0:35:33.259
<v Speaker 1>had other things on, Valerie. Could you organise the kids?

0:35:33.300 --> 0:35:34.460
<v Speaker 4>Because I'm on the couch watching the footy. So you said,

0:35:34.480 --> 0:35:37.989
<v Speaker 4>why don't you come on over, Valerie? Pick up my kids.

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<v Speaker 2>My mate Sudesh, him and his wife Deshmi had a

0:35:41.450 --> 0:35:43.130
<v Speaker 2>charity event in the city. So they've gone to the

0:35:43.150 --> 0:35:43.610
<v Speaker 2>charity event.

0:35:43.630 --> 0:35:45.629
<v Speaker 1>They're a charity. You're on the couch watching the footy.

0:35:45.670 --> 0:35:46.989
<v Speaker 1>You should be the one doing pick up.

0:35:47.010 --> 0:35:50.620
<v Speaker 2>Hang on. So Valerie has taken their child and my

0:35:50.680 --> 0:35:54.440
<v Speaker 2>child to this basketball break up. The glow party.

0:35:54.520 --> 0:35:55.600
<v Speaker 1>Where was the glow party?

0:35:55.739 --> 0:35:56.180
<v Speaker 2>I'm not sure.

0:35:57.860 --> 0:35:59.240
<v Speaker 1>You had zero investment.

0:35:59.540 --> 0:36:01.779
<v Speaker 4>Keeping cabs on his kids. Good to see.

0:36:01.820 --> 0:36:03.399
<v Speaker 1>As long as they're out of the house, I don't care.

0:36:03.420 --> 0:36:04.299
<v Speaker 4>See ya. Where are you going?

0:36:04.520 --> 0:36:05.060
<v Speaker 2>No worries.

0:36:05.260 --> 0:36:05.779
<v Speaker 1>Get out of here.

0:36:05.800 --> 0:36:06.600
<v Speaker 4>See you in a few days.

0:36:06.880 --> 0:36:07.460
<v Speaker 1>Little rug rat.

0:36:08.460 --> 0:36:12.290
<v Speaker 4>Thanks. When you say it like that. Anyway, it's 9.30

0:36:12.290 --> 0:36:13.810
<v Speaker 4>at night and Huddy's not home.

0:36:14.270 --> 0:36:17.930
<v Speaker 1>Is it a glow party? It's someone, some unknown destination.

0:36:17.969 --> 0:36:18.049
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:36:19.030 --> 0:36:20.700
<v Speaker 4>Supervised by Valerie.

0:36:20.719 --> 0:36:22.520
<v Speaker 1>There was no glow putty. He was probably out stealing

0:36:22.540 --> 0:36:23.160
<v Speaker 1>cars or something.

0:36:23.219 --> 0:36:25.700
<v Speaker 2>You have no idea. He wasn't. No, he was with Valerie.

0:36:26.310 --> 0:36:28.870
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, it's 9.30. Like, it's getting late.

0:36:28.910 --> 0:36:30.660
<v Speaker 2>So why jump on- What time.

0:36:30.530 --> 0:36:31.410
<v Speaker 1>Was he supposed to be home?

0:36:31.570 --> 0:36:32.330
<v Speaker 2>What? I don't know.

0:36:32.450 --> 0:36:33.790
<v Speaker 4>Oh, awesome.

0:36:33.870 --> 0:36:36.170
<v Speaker 1>Father of the year strikes again. Don't know where he was.

0:36:36.190 --> 0:36:36.910
<v Speaker 4>Don't know what time.

0:36:37.110 --> 0:36:37.910
<v Speaker 1>He was watching the footy.

0:36:37.930 --> 0:36:39.589
<v Speaker 4>What time are you home? Oh, you know.

0:36:39.870 --> 0:36:42.549
<v Speaker 2>Whenever. 9.30, you should be home by now.

0:36:42.570 --> 0:36:44.490
<v Speaker 1>But did you not say to Valerie, hey, what time

0:36:44.510 --> 0:36:45.520
<v Speaker 1>do you think he'll be home?

0:36:45.540 --> 0:36:49.120
<v Speaker 4>Well, at 9.30, that dawned on me. At 9.30? I

0:36:49.180 --> 0:36:51.660
<v Speaker 4>opened the parents' WhatsApp group.

0:36:52.239 --> 0:36:54.219
<v Speaker 1>Which you've got on mute, so you probably missed all

0:36:54.239 --> 0:36:55.080
<v Speaker 1>the information.

0:36:55.900 --> 0:36:58.910
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, hey, guys, hope the Globe Party's going great.

0:36:59.930 --> 0:37:01.330
<v Speaker 2>Just wondering what time it wraps up.

0:37:01.350 --> 0:37:01.730
<v Speaker 4>Question.

0:37:01.830 --> 0:37:03.690
<v Speaker 1>What time did it start? What time did he leave

0:37:03.730 --> 0:37:04.049
<v Speaker 1>the house?

0:37:04.550 --> 0:37:06.490
<v Speaker 4>Five-ish. Oh, okay.

0:37:06.570 --> 0:37:07.630
<v Speaker 2>I mean, it's a long party.

0:37:07.650 --> 0:37:07.950
<v Speaker 1>Hefty.

0:37:08.230 --> 0:37:10.690
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, hefty party. And I said, look, what time is

0:37:10.730 --> 0:37:13.910
<v Speaker 2>it wrapping up? Now, our friends, Sudesh and Deshmi, who

0:37:13.969 --> 0:37:15.549
<v Speaker 2>are at the charity event, log on as well. And

0:37:15.570 --> 0:37:18.509
<v Speaker 2>they're like, hope they're having fun. Thanks again, Valerie, for

0:37:18.530 --> 0:37:21.550
<v Speaker 2>bringing the kids home. And then you see Valerie typing.

0:37:21.570 --> 0:37:23.760
<v Speaker 2>You see the little dots. And then it comes up going,

0:37:24.070 --> 0:37:28.799
<v Speaker 2>does anyone have Cal and Huddy? Has anyone left with

0:37:28.840 --> 0:37:29.399
<v Speaker 2>Cal and Huddy?

0:37:29.660 --> 0:37:30.420
<v Speaker 1>Oh, she forgot them.

0:37:31.640 --> 0:37:34.890
<v Speaker 4>So it looks like she can't find Cal and Huddy.

0:37:34.910 --> 0:37:36.750
<v Speaker 1>Well, the party finished two hours ago and you're busy

0:37:36.770 --> 0:37:38.450
<v Speaker 1>watching the footy with the chat on mute.

0:37:38.510 --> 0:37:40.340
<v Speaker 4>Honestly? To be fair, you had no idea where it

0:37:40.360 --> 0:37:42.680
<v Speaker 4>was either. I didn't click.

0:37:42.719 --> 0:37:43.279
<v Speaker 1>Just right back.

0:37:43.660 --> 0:37:43.859
<v Speaker 10>Nah.

0:37:45.840 --> 0:37:46.279
<v Speaker 2>Who dis?

0:37:47.219 --> 0:37:47.900
<v Speaker 1>Nah, I haven't seen them.

0:37:48.989 --> 0:37:49.469
<v Speaker 4>Who's that?

0:37:52.150 --> 0:37:53.529
<v Speaker 2>Okay, you know what? You're right. It was at that

0:37:53.590 --> 0:37:55.510
<v Speaker 2>point I was like, I should have invested more time

0:37:55.530 --> 0:37:58.049
<v Speaker 2>and energy into finding out information because now it sounds like.

0:37:58.070 --> 0:37:59.670
<v Speaker 1>But you were watching the footy on the couch. You

0:37:59.690 --> 0:38:00.390
<v Speaker 1>had things on.

0:38:00.430 --> 0:38:01.510
<v Speaker 4>So where was Cal and Honey?

0:38:01.630 --> 0:38:03.830
<v Speaker 2>So this is the thing. So then, all of a sudden,

0:38:03.890 --> 0:38:05.990
<v Speaker 2>Deshmi and Sadesh, Cal's parents.

0:38:06.150 --> 0:38:07.380
<v Speaker 1>Who were doing charity work.

0:38:07.390 --> 0:38:09.840
<v Speaker 2>They were at a charity event, start freaking out on

0:38:09.860 --> 0:38:11.719
<v Speaker 2>the group chat going, what do you mean? Has he

0:38:11.739 --> 0:38:15.180
<v Speaker 2>gone missing? Who's got our kids? And we're just sitting

0:38:15.219 --> 0:38:17.640
<v Speaker 2>there waiting. So I now type. I'm like, hey guys,

0:38:17.660 --> 0:38:18.500
<v Speaker 2>is everything all good?

0:38:20.100 --> 0:38:23.500
<v Speaker 1>That's all you wrote? Hey, guys, is everything all good?

0:38:23.540 --> 0:38:25.840
<v Speaker 1>You didn't think to pick up the phone and say, hey, Valerie,

0:38:25.880 --> 0:38:26.940
<v Speaker 1>why didn't you take my son home?

0:38:26.960 --> 0:38:28.220
<v Speaker 2>No, I didn't want to panic anyone.

0:38:28.680 --> 0:38:30.040
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's three o'clock at time as well.

0:38:30.860 --> 0:38:32.589
<v Speaker 1>He's got the sausage rolls in the oven. He doesn't

0:38:32.610 --> 0:38:33.350
<v Speaker 1>want to burn those.

0:38:34.690 --> 0:38:37.750
<v Speaker 4>And after five minutes, she replies, ha, ha, ha, gotcha.

0:38:37.890 --> 0:38:38.609
<v Speaker 4>We had a great night.

0:38:38.650 --> 0:38:39.100
<v Speaker 2>We're on the way.

0:38:39.110 --> 0:38:39.410
<v Speaker 4>She's the best.

0:38:39.430 --> 0:38:40.410
<v Speaker 1>She's a friend of mine.

0:38:41.110 --> 0:38:44.700
<v Speaker 2>Valerie. I'm like, Valerie, you can't joke over kidnapping.

0:38:44.719 --> 0:38:45.720
<v Speaker 4>Do you know what?

0:38:46.880 --> 0:38:49.890
<v Speaker 1>She was shaming you as a parent. Because you had

0:38:49.989 --> 0:38:52.150
<v Speaker 1>no idea where your child was, what he was doing.

0:38:52.530 --> 0:38:52.890
<v Speaker 7>Where he was.

0:38:52.910 --> 0:38:53.730
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he was with Valerie.

0:38:54.290 --> 0:38:56.089
<v Speaker 1>Good on you, Valerie. She's a friend of mine.

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0:39:24.510 --> 0:39:27.930
<v Speaker 4>Nutrition Plus is a great organization.

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<v Speaker 2>Melanie McGrath is joining us. She is the lady behind it.

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning.

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<v Speaker 15>Good morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to the show. Now, get us healthy, Mel.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, there's that.

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<v Speaker 10>But there's, whenever I'm in the supermarket these days, I'm

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<v Speaker 10>struck by something. And this is a bit of a

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<v Speaker 10>passion of mine and maybe an obsession of mine. The

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<v Speaker 10>P word, protein.

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<v Speaker 4>It's everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything has protein in it.

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<v Speaker 4>Am I seeing something or is there more and more?

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<v Speaker 3>Protein has definitely been the big fad of the last

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<v Speaker 3>couple of years.

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<v Speaker 13>Obviously, protein is beneficial for us.

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<v Speaker 3>One of the biggest benefits is in that it helps

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<v Speaker 3>us to feel satisfied.

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<v Speaker 1>Like it fills us up.

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<v Speaker 13>Like it fills us up.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right.

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<v Speaker 13>And so then you're not looking for as much food.

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<v Speaker 1>But is getting protein in like a protein chip, for instance,

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<v Speaker 1>as helpful as eating some eggs or a chicken breast?

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<v Speaker 4>No.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I was talking to the kids the other day because

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<v Speaker 2>you guys cast your mind back to primary school when

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<v Speaker 2>it's like, you know, a certain amount of food for

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<v Speaker 2>the fruit and veg section.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, the pyramid.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the pyramid.

0:40:28.180 --> 0:40:28.900
<v Speaker 4>The food pyramid.

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<v Speaker 3>The pyramid is so outdated. What we can get out

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<v Speaker 3>of the pyramid is those.

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<v Speaker 13>Core food groups.

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<v Speaker 3>So you've still got your protein foods, your grains, your fruits,

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<v Speaker 3>your veggies, your dairies.

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<v Speaker 13>And your healthy fats.

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<v Speaker 3>And so when I'm doing lunch boxes, I just try

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<v Speaker 3>and make sure that I've got At least one thing

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<v Speaker 3>out of all of those groups in there.

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<v Speaker 2>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>So how old are your kids, can I ask?

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<v Speaker 13>I've got one who is seven and then I do

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<v Speaker 13>foster care.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, amazing. So if you're doing a lunchbox, what would be,

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<v Speaker 1>because I imagine you'd perfect it.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think there'd be roll-ups in there.

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<v Speaker 1>What would be in there?

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<v Speaker 4>There might be.

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<v Speaker 13>My daughter has never had a roll-up.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, no.

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<v Speaker 4>There you go.

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<v Speaker 10>There's the mum and then there's a dietician. What about

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<v Speaker 10>like little treats, especially in the lunchboxes? Because there's going

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<v Speaker 10>to be a lot of parents in their cars right

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<v Speaker 10>now who want to know, is a treat a day

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<v Speaker 10>or a treat every now and then okay?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, if you go by the guidelines, the guidelines say

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<v Speaker 3>one to three treats per week.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, that is challenging for anybody. Yeah, we would probably

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<v Speaker 3>do more than that.

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<v Speaker 1>But can they have an actual treat or is it

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<v Speaker 1>got to be some sort of avocado brownie?

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<v Speaker 13>Oh, no, we do actual treats.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>So, like she'll have ice cream or chocolate or what

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<v Speaker 3>have you.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 13>Yeah, definitely.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you think allergies are on the rise because we've

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<v Speaker 4>become more fussy?

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<v Speaker 3>Not because we've become more fussy. This is actually one

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<v Speaker 3>of my favorite topics. So I'm so glad that you

0:41:49.160 --> 0:41:53.359
<v Speaker 3>brought this up. With allergies, the research shows that even

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<v Speaker 3>though there's a genetic link, what a mom eats during

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<v Speaker 3>pregnancy and breastfeeding and what we feed our little ones

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<v Speaker 3>in those first few years of life can significantly.

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<v Speaker 13>Impact the risk of allergies.

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<v Speaker 2>Really? Yeah.

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<v Speaker 13>And so things like.

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<v Speaker 13>Getting your kids dirty and playing with animals.

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<v Speaker 15>Gems.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>So you want to, you want to expose them to

0:42:17.700 --> 0:42:19.969
<v Speaker 3>all of those things early on so that their allergy,

0:42:20.260 --> 0:42:20.529
<v Speaker 3>so that.

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<v Speaker 4>So the more resilient the mum is in pregnancy, the

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<v Speaker 4>more resilient your child will be.

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<v Speaker 3>And that doesn't mean, you know, go eating dirt during pregnancy.

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<v Speaker 6>No.

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<v Speaker 1>But it is like, but sometimes. People do go too far.

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<v Speaker 1>Like you hear people wrapping their kids up in cotton wool.

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<v Speaker 1>It's actually not the best thing for their immune system.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what you're saying?

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<v Speaker 4>No, exactly.

0:42:38.469 --> 0:42:38.750
<v Speaker 1>That's right.

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<v Speaker 3>And so one of the things that I always talk

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<v Speaker 3>to mums about is making sure that you're eating your

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<v Speaker 3>allergens regularly during pregnancy and breastfeeding.

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<v Speaker 1>What does that mean?

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<v Speaker 13>So like eating nuts?

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, twice a.

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<v Speaker 2>Week at least. Right.

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<v Speaker 13>And peanuts are different than your other nuts.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Legumes, eggs.

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<v Speaker 13>All of those key allergens, dairy products.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's amazing how the body works.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm an expectant dad.

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<v Speaker 2>You're craving dairy.

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<v Speaker 4>And Eliza's having a lot of cinnamon scrolls.

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<v Speaker 12>Really?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know what that's going to do to the child.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe it'll form an addiction as opposed to an allergy.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, maybe you'll just sit at home and eat a

0:43:08.160 --> 0:43:10.260
<v Speaker 1>tub of ice cream tonight and that's not.

0:43:10.080 --> 0:43:10.660
<v Speaker 2>How it works.

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<v Speaker 3>So I would ask her, sorry to interrupt, but what

0:43:14.100 --> 0:43:16.480
<v Speaker 3>is it about the cinnamon scrolls that she's craving? Is

0:43:16.540 --> 0:43:20.660
<v Speaker 3>it the cinnamon or is it the sugar? Maybe she

0:43:20.780 --> 0:43:23.339
<v Speaker 3>needs to have something before cinnamon scroll time. Like maybe

0:43:23.380 --> 0:43:27.420
<v Speaker 3>she's actually hungry. And cinnamon is really good for sugar balance,

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<v Speaker 3>like your blood glucose balance. So it sounds to me

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<v Speaker 3>like she's actually craving some carbohydrates and A bit earlier

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<v Speaker 3>in the day.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So how do you explain Clint's cravings for cinnamon scrolls?

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<v Speaker 2>Also, I'd like to see Clint tell the pregnant mother

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<v Speaker 2>that maybe we don't go to the cinnamon scrolls.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm also eating a lot of pickled onions at the moment,

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<v Speaker 4>so maybe I am.

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<v Speaker 2>You've been doing that for years.

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<v Speaker 1>It's one of those sympathetic pregnancies or whatever the dads

0:43:49.330 --> 0:43:51.469
<v Speaker 1>call them. Can I ask about gut health? We hear

0:43:51.510 --> 0:43:52.969
<v Speaker 1>about that a lot as well. How do you know

0:43:53.010 --> 0:43:55.180
<v Speaker 1>if you've got good gut health or bad gut health?

0:43:56.170 --> 0:43:58.310
<v Speaker 1>There's so many different symptoms you can get from bad

0:43:58.330 --> 0:44:01.270
<v Speaker 1>gut health, but how do you know what your microbiome's doing?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>So for most people, like the initial things are going

0:44:04.930 --> 0:44:07.569
<v Speaker 3>to be just listening to your body. So what's your

0:44:07.590 --> 0:44:11.299
<v Speaker 3>poo like essentially? If you've got, if you're not going

0:44:11.340 --> 0:44:15.840
<v Speaker 3>to the toilet at least every day or so, if

0:44:15.860 --> 0:44:18.820
<v Speaker 3>you've got a strain, if you're getting really sloppy poos,

0:44:18.960 --> 0:44:23.170
<v Speaker 3>sorry for anybody who's eating their breakfast right now, um, Yeah.

0:44:23.230 --> 0:44:26.220
<v Speaker 3>If you're getting lots of wind or pain in your gut,

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<v Speaker 3>then go and see a dietician.

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<v Speaker 13>That's right. Exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Another fad. Here we go. I want to know about

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<v Speaker 4>organic foods. Oh, good call.

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<v Speaker 10>Now, you see them in supermarkets, usually in the vegetable section,

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<v Speaker 10>and they're more expensive. I mean, is it worth spending

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<v Speaker 10>the extra dollar or two buying organic apples and Organic pumpkin.

0:44:50.989 --> 0:44:51.689
<v Speaker 2>Berries.

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<v Speaker 4>Berries and all the rest.

0:44:53.170 --> 0:44:53.810
<v Speaker 1>Yep, yep.

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<v Speaker 3>So I usually say that you're better off having just

0:44:57.510 --> 0:45:01.149
<v Speaker 3>healthy food rather than having junk and then a little

0:45:01.170 --> 0:45:01.770
<v Speaker 3>bit of organic.

0:45:01.830 --> 0:45:02.270
<v Speaker 12>Yeah, right.

0:45:02.350 --> 0:45:05.950
<v Speaker 3>But if you can afford organic, then yes. But if

0:45:05.989 --> 0:45:08.450
<v Speaker 3>you can't, don't feel bad. Like you're better off having

0:45:08.489 --> 0:45:09.660
<v Speaker 3>your fruit and veggies than junk.

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<v Speaker 1>Going without. And finally, I've got one more question.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>You know the health star rating? Sometimes you take something out.

0:45:15.760 --> 0:45:19.009
<v Speaker 1>That's an controversial question. Half a star there, but it's good.

0:45:19.810 --> 0:45:22.469
<v Speaker 1>How accurate is that? Because some things say five star

0:45:22.630 --> 0:45:24.210
<v Speaker 1>health star and then not.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 13>Well, it's accurate in that they can't cheat, but they

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<v Speaker 13>can get around things.

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<v Speaker 4>Right.

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<v Speaker 13>So, for example, if they add in an extra nutrient.

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<v Speaker 3>So if they add in some calcium supplement into the

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<v Speaker 3>product or a fiber supplement into the product.

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<v Speaker 13>That's going to buff the star rating.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right.

0:45:43.390 --> 0:45:47.470
<v Speaker 3>So they can kind of add extra things to manipulate

0:45:47.489 --> 0:45:47.969
<v Speaker 3>it a little bit.

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<v Speaker 4>My lasagna the other morning was five stars. Yeah. I've

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<v Speaker 4>got one more.

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<v Speaker 1>One last one.

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<v Speaker 4>Can I squeeze one in?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and then I've got one more.

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<v Speaker 4>When was the last time you ate McDonald's?

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<v Speaker 13>Last holidays.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

0:46:00.650 --> 0:46:01.490
<v Speaker 1>What did you get?

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<v Speaker 13>I think it was just a Big Mac and probably

0:46:03.310 --> 0:46:04.049
<v Speaker 13>a chocolate smoothie thing.

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<v Speaker 4>The reason I ask.

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<v Speaker 10>Is because, I mean, it should be seen and used

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<v Speaker 10>as a bit of a treat now and then.

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<v Speaker 13>Yeah, we associate it with road trips. Yeah, exactly. You're

0:46:15.300 --> 0:46:18.520
<v Speaker 13>doing the road trip up the Hume Highway, there's bound.

0:46:18.320 --> 0:46:18.890
<v Speaker 4>To be a Mac and stop.

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<v Speaker 10>So, again, for parents in the car at the moment,

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<v Speaker 10>when can they afford their children a little bit of

0:46:25.030 --> 0:46:25.430
<v Speaker 10>a treat?

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<v Speaker 3>Well- I always live by the 90-10 rule of if

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<v Speaker 3>most of your diet is healthy, then, you know, the

0:46:33.950 --> 0:46:35.780
<v Speaker 3>occasional treat, have.

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<v Speaker 1>What you want. That's pretty good.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. That's not bad.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll take 10%.

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<v Speaker 1>And then my final question. When we're at the supermarket,

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<v Speaker 1>I follow that page, Supermarket Swap on Instagram. I don't

0:46:43.580 --> 0:46:46.450
<v Speaker 1>know if anyone else does. And she goes around and, like,

0:46:46.489 --> 0:46:48.969
<v Speaker 1>compares different, like it might be two different types of

0:46:48.989 --> 0:46:52.089
<v Speaker 1>pastas or muesli bars or whatever. And one thing I've

0:46:52.110 --> 0:46:54.960
<v Speaker 1>learned from it is that, like, two products, you can

0:46:55.000 --> 0:46:57.320
<v Speaker 1>flip them over and they have very different ingredients, but

0:46:57.340 --> 0:46:59.580
<v Speaker 1>they're practically, they look like the same thing. Should we

0:46:59.620 --> 0:47:02.740
<v Speaker 1>always go for the one with less ingredients? Less numbers?

0:47:03.060 --> 0:47:06.839
<v Speaker 1>Less numbers, often is less additives and preservatives, but less

0:47:06.900 --> 0:47:08.500
<v Speaker 1>ingredients is actually more.

0:47:08.620 --> 0:47:09.460
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

0:47:09.719 --> 0:47:12.500
<v Speaker 3>And like the old fashioned rule of try and do

0:47:12.580 --> 0:47:15.510
<v Speaker 3>most of your shopping around the outskirts of the supermarket.

0:47:15.840 --> 0:47:18.120
<v Speaker 3>So you want to be focusing on whole foods. So

0:47:18.160 --> 0:47:20.670
<v Speaker 3>rather than things that even come in packages, I mean,

0:47:20.690 --> 0:47:23.230
<v Speaker 3>you've got to have some things that are packaged so

0:47:23.250 --> 0:47:26.890
<v Speaker 3>that you've got stock for those days when you're really busy.

0:47:27.260 --> 0:47:28.960
<v Speaker 1>But there's a huge difference between products.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh, absolutely.

0:47:29.320 --> 0:47:29.759
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't believe it.

0:47:29.760 --> 0:47:31.840
<v Speaker 3>And I think the most important thing to be looking

0:47:31.860 --> 0:47:33.320
<v Speaker 3>at is that ingredients list.

0:47:33.520 --> 0:47:33.900
<v Speaker 10>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, you're right about the outskirts of a supermarket.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it is, isn't it?

0:47:36.400 --> 0:47:37.780
<v Speaker 4>It's where all the good stuff is.

0:47:38.469 --> 0:47:39.410
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:47:39.489 --> 0:47:41.070
<v Speaker 4>And don't shop hungry.

0:47:41.750 --> 0:47:45.490
<v Speaker 13>Yeah, that's right. I really got into online shopping.

0:47:45.550 --> 0:47:46.130
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:47:46.489 --> 0:47:49.160
<v Speaker 3>Now, because it comes up and says, oh, this is

0:47:49.180 --> 0:47:50.919
<v Speaker 3>your regular shop, and it's just like tick, tick.

0:47:50.960 --> 0:47:51.359
<v Speaker 12>Tick, tick.

0:47:52.080 --> 0:47:54.799
<v Speaker 2>Melanie McGrath is a nutrition expert. She is joining us

0:47:54.840 --> 0:47:57.020
<v Speaker 2>this morning. Thank you so much for coming in, Mel.

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<v Speaker 2>We appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 13>Oh, my pleasure. Thank you for having me.

0:48:00.450 --> 0:48:03.070
<v Speaker 4>Alex Warren, your boy. Fever dream.

0:48:03.090 --> 0:48:03.650
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I love him.

0:48:04.390 --> 0:48:07.190
<v Speaker 4>Nova 100. Geez, he pops up in my algorithm.

0:48:07.489 --> 0:48:07.830
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I bet.

0:48:07.870 --> 0:48:08.790
<v Speaker 4>Every second video.

0:48:08.810 --> 0:48:11.589
<v Speaker 2>Hey, Ryan, on 8 o'clock, you're listening out for the footy, sir.

0:48:11.610 --> 0:48:14.570
<v Speaker 2>And when you hear it, tickets to the 2026 AFL

0:48:14.590 --> 0:48:16.320
<v Speaker 2>Toyota Grand Final will be yours.

0:48:16.500 --> 0:48:20.210
<v Speaker 10>Yeah, lots to celebrate because it's September 11th. Once September's done,

0:48:20.270 --> 0:48:23.700
<v Speaker 10>it's October, which means races and, you know, it's a

0:48:23.719 --> 0:48:27.120
<v Speaker 10>real festival of all things events in Melbourne.

0:48:27.200 --> 0:48:27.420
<v Speaker 13>It is.

0:48:27.440 --> 0:48:29.500
<v Speaker 1>September onwards, it's hectic.

0:48:29.540 --> 0:48:29.820
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:48:29.940 --> 0:48:32.100
<v Speaker 10>And then we get to November. And for me personally,

0:48:32.140 --> 0:48:34.960
<v Speaker 10>it means that the baby will be here.

0:48:35.239 --> 0:48:35.900
<v Speaker 2>Oh, that's right.

0:48:36.160 --> 0:48:40.319
<v Speaker 10>Which is actually, I think we're just over 30 weeks now.

0:48:40.430 --> 0:48:45.689
<v Speaker 10>So we're creeping. I feel really, really excited. Like just

0:48:46.430 --> 0:48:47.370
<v Speaker 10>flat out excited.

0:48:47.489 --> 0:48:47.910
<v Speaker 4>But yeah.

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<v Speaker 10>Yesterday, and can I tell you, there's been just a

0:48:51.450 --> 0:48:54.580
<v Speaker 10>flurry of things arriving. Because I've been sort of very,

0:48:54.920 --> 0:48:57.860
<v Speaker 10>I've been very trigger happy on the internet and ordering

0:48:57.980 --> 0:49:00.030
<v Speaker 10>bits and pieces. I'm quite, you know, I quite like it.

0:49:00.100 --> 0:49:03.000
<v Speaker 10>I quite like shopping for little things. You've got a

0:49:03.000 --> 0:49:04.180
<v Speaker 10>little outfit and everything.

0:49:04.200 --> 0:49:06.650
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know. Have you got the hospital outfit?

0:49:06.690 --> 0:49:08.489
<v Speaker 4>Little shoes and all that sort of stuff. Don't do

0:49:08.510 --> 0:49:09.060
<v Speaker 4>the shoes. Why?

0:49:09.570 --> 0:49:10.350
<v Speaker 2>Because I don't use them.

0:49:10.870 --> 0:49:11.810
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but they look good.

0:49:11.830 --> 0:49:12.710
<v Speaker 1>Just let him buy the shoes.

0:49:12.870 --> 0:49:14.129
<v Speaker 4>Okay, buy the shoes. Buy the shoes.

0:49:14.150 --> 0:49:14.810
<v Speaker 1>He's excited.

0:49:15.050 --> 0:49:15.890
<v Speaker 4>I know, but just.

0:49:16.370 --> 0:49:16.870
<v Speaker 1>Buy the shoes.

0:49:16.910 --> 0:49:18.149
<v Speaker 4>I want to save the boy money too.

0:49:18.170 --> 0:49:19.689
<v Speaker 10>The notification came yesterday.

0:49:20.120 --> 0:49:23.520
<v Speaker 4>From Auspost saying, you missed a delivery. Anyway, head to

0:49:23.540 --> 0:49:26.080
<v Speaker 4>the post office to pick it up. Oh, God.

0:49:26.120 --> 0:49:28.090
<v Speaker 10>What is it this time? I just, I thought I

0:49:28.120 --> 0:49:30.870
<v Speaker 10>had everything up, you know. Anyway, I get to the

0:49:30.930 --> 0:49:31.930
<v Speaker 10>post office and.

0:49:31.850 --> 0:49:33.670
<v Speaker 4>This has arrived.

0:49:34.290 --> 0:49:35.430
<v Speaker 1>Oh, the pram.

0:49:35.469 --> 0:49:36.290
<v Speaker 2>The pram.

0:49:37.100 --> 0:49:38.340
<v Speaker 4>It's the pram, guys.

0:49:39.460 --> 0:49:40.700
<v Speaker 2>Oh, you went the bugaboo.

0:49:41.440 --> 0:49:44.020
<v Speaker 4>But the thing is, is that as soon as I

0:49:44.420 --> 0:49:48.390
<v Speaker 4>put this in the car, I had a mini meltdown. Oh, yeah.

0:49:48.410 --> 0:49:49.180
<v Speaker 1>It's all very real.

0:49:49.260 --> 0:49:53.810
<v Speaker 4>It's like the reality and gravity of the situation just

0:49:53.850 --> 0:49:56.730
<v Speaker 4>hit me in that moment. And I mean, in a

0:49:56.969 --> 0:50:02.629
<v Speaker 4>perfectly incredible way, but it was like, whoa, stuff's just

0:50:02.650 --> 0:50:03.160
<v Speaker 4>got real.

0:50:03.660 --> 0:50:04.859
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:50:05.040 --> 0:50:08.319
<v Speaker 4>And that's, by the way, that's... It's still boxed in

0:50:08.340 --> 0:50:11.200
<v Speaker 4>the back of my car. I hope you can bring

0:50:11.219 --> 0:50:13.049
<v Speaker 4>yourself to take it out. I haven't taken it inside yet.

0:50:13.090 --> 0:50:14.770
<v Speaker 4>It's still sitting in the back of my car.

0:50:14.910 --> 0:50:18.470
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's funny how sometimes one thing makes you go, oh, okay,

0:50:18.610 --> 0:50:20.129
<v Speaker 1>all right, yeah, cool, we're really doing this.

0:50:20.190 --> 0:50:21.070
<v Speaker 4>Just the magnitude.

0:50:21.210 --> 0:50:25.070
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I would have thought the sonogram. The visits,

0:50:25.090 --> 0:50:27.310
<v Speaker 1>the obstetrician might have done it, but the pram being

0:50:27.570 --> 0:50:29.469
<v Speaker 1>taking up the boot of the car.

0:50:29.510 --> 0:50:30.690
<v Speaker 4>Let's push you over the edge, brother.

0:50:30.770 --> 0:50:31.430
<v Speaker 2>Where do you build it?

0:50:32.310 --> 0:50:33.450
<v Speaker 4>Oh, I wouldn't know how to do that.

0:50:33.550 --> 0:50:34.900
<v Speaker 2>Oh, no, it's easy. Is it?

0:50:35.000 --> 0:50:37.580
<v Speaker 4>It all clips together. You know, like in the Bourne.

0:50:37.600 --> 0:50:38.920
<v Speaker 1>No, that's untrue.

0:50:39.020 --> 0:50:40.640
<v Speaker 2>No, no, like in the Bourne movies. You know when

0:50:40.660 --> 0:50:42.319
<v Speaker 2>he clips the gun apart and then he puts the

0:50:42.340 --> 0:50:43.020
<v Speaker 2>gun back together?

0:50:43.300 --> 0:50:46.570
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but that's Jason Bourne. Like, you will be the

0:50:46.610 --> 0:50:47.810
<v Speaker 4>Jason Bourne of prams.

0:50:47.870 --> 0:50:49.870
<v Speaker 1>I had to pick my niece up from daycare and

0:50:49.910 --> 0:50:52.090
<v Speaker 1>there is like a room where prams go to die.

0:50:52.950 --> 0:50:55.190
<v Speaker 1>It's pram parking, right? They're all in there. I would

0:50:55.230 --> 0:50:57.430
<v Speaker 1>have thought you, I don't know why, I just would

0:50:57.469 --> 0:50:59.670
<v Speaker 1>have thought you took the child, dropped the child off

0:50:59.690 --> 0:51:01.609
<v Speaker 1>and then you took the pram with you. So they all,

0:51:01.690 --> 0:51:03.410
<v Speaker 1>with their no child in it. I guess I've never

0:51:03.430 --> 0:51:06.180
<v Speaker 1>seen anyone push a pram with no child in it. Anyway,

0:51:06.500 --> 0:51:11.839
<v Speaker 1>they all collapse. You should have seen me trying to

0:51:11.940 --> 0:51:13.520
<v Speaker 1>re-pop up the pram.

0:51:13.540 --> 0:51:14.540
<v Speaker 4>Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because a lot of them you

0:51:14.560 --> 0:51:15.739
<v Speaker 4>just go, and it goes.

0:51:15.920 --> 0:51:17.799
<v Speaker 1>No, you don't. You don't just go like that.

0:51:17.880 --> 0:51:18.900
<v Speaker 4>It's really hard.

0:51:18.920 --> 0:51:21.779
<v Speaker 1>So I ended up carrying the pram and making the

0:51:21.820 --> 0:51:22.379
<v Speaker 1>child walk.

0:51:22.810 --> 0:51:23.130
<v Speaker 4>Home.

0:51:23.469 --> 0:51:23.569
<v Speaker 12>Oh.

0:51:23.690 --> 0:51:25.810
<v Speaker 1>Because I couldn't work out how to pop the pram

0:51:25.850 --> 0:51:28.190
<v Speaker 1>under my arm. The child on the ground. I couldn't

0:51:28.210 --> 0:51:29.589
<v Speaker 1>work out how to pop it up.

0:51:30.070 --> 0:51:32.070
<v Speaker 4>What's wrong with that one? No, that's a great pram.

0:51:32.130 --> 0:51:33.870
<v Speaker 4>It doesn't, like, it just doesn't.

0:51:34.370 --> 0:51:37.170
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, it's a bit of a winner. But it's

0:51:37.190 --> 0:51:37.669
<v Speaker 2>a great pram.

0:51:38.850 --> 0:51:39.330
<v Speaker 4>It's happening.

0:51:39.969 --> 0:51:40.310
<v Speaker 2>We know.

0:51:40.330 --> 0:51:41.070
<v Speaker 4>It's happening.

0:51:41.150 --> 0:51:42.009
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Lauren, you know?

0:51:42.290 --> 0:51:43.750
<v Speaker 4>Like six, seven, eight weeks.

0:51:44.090 --> 0:51:47.690
<v Speaker 1>The day you told me, I knew. That's when it

0:51:47.730 --> 0:51:51.680
<v Speaker 1>hit me, Clint. But I'm glad the fact you've had

0:51:51.719 --> 0:51:54.000
<v Speaker 1>to put the back seats down to put the pram

0:51:54.040 --> 0:51:55.419
<v Speaker 1>in is what is said here.

0:51:56.380 --> 0:51:58.759
<v Speaker 4>There's other merchandise as well. I'm not loading in a

0:51:58.780 --> 0:52:00.439
<v Speaker 4>case of beer. I'm loading in a pram.

0:52:00.900 --> 0:52:02.100
<v Speaker 2>I think I'm having a baby.

0:52:02.360 --> 0:52:04.140
<v Speaker 1>It's rather large, isn't it?

0:52:04.200 --> 0:52:07.279
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, well, let's wait till it's set up. Can you

0:52:07.300 --> 0:52:09.180
<v Speaker 4>help me set it up? This is amazing watching this.

0:52:09.219 --> 0:52:12.140
<v Speaker 1>How old does that go for?

0:52:12.510 --> 0:52:12.820
<v Speaker 4>What?

0:52:12.989 --> 0:52:13.569
<v Speaker 2>What do you mean?

0:52:14.110 --> 0:52:17.090
<v Speaker 1>Well, like, when it's five, if it's still in that pram, would.

0:52:16.969 --> 0:52:18.790
<v Speaker 4>You get a different pram as they get older?

0:52:18.810 --> 0:52:19.270
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no.

0:52:19.310 --> 0:52:22.090
<v Speaker 4>Five, they walk it. Zero to three type job? Yeah, three.

0:52:22.210 --> 0:52:23.729
<v Speaker 2>You'd move to a stroller. Yeah.

0:52:23.810 --> 0:52:24.350
<v Speaker 4>Maybe two.

0:52:24.530 --> 0:52:26.470
<v Speaker 1>What's the difference between a pram and a stroller?

0:52:26.870 --> 0:52:28.570
<v Speaker 4>A stroller's very sort of get about.

0:52:28.630 --> 0:52:29.930
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:52:29.969 --> 0:52:30.970
<v Speaker 1>It's very get about.

0:52:31.390 --> 0:52:33.779
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, the child sits more upright and enjoys the ride.

0:52:33.840 --> 0:52:34.810
<v Speaker 4>It's more like a sports car.

0:52:34.910 --> 0:52:35.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:52:35.440 --> 0:52:36.700
<v Speaker 4>Whereas this one's just like.

0:52:37.020 --> 0:52:37.640
<v Speaker 1>Hardcore.

0:52:37.700 --> 0:52:43.080
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, this one's. Yeah, I'm a dad. Guys, the wizard

0:52:43.120 --> 0:52:45.140
<v Speaker 4>is in the building. Nick Watson going to join us

0:52:45.219 --> 0:52:47.160
<v Speaker 4>on the air in a couple of minutes. How's he looking?

0:52:47.340 --> 0:52:49.299
<v Speaker 4>He's looking good. He's in a good headspace too.

0:52:49.460 --> 0:52:52.569
<v Speaker 2>I just said that we just had some cupcakes delivered.

0:52:52.610 --> 0:52:54.330
<v Speaker 4>I said, not for you. You can have one after

0:52:54.370 --> 0:52:55.240
<v Speaker 4>the game. He's all dressed up.

0:52:55.250 --> 0:52:58.230
<v Speaker 1>I think he can make his own decisions. He might

0:52:58.270 --> 0:52:59.010
<v Speaker 1>want a cupcake.

0:52:59.050 --> 0:53:02.319
<v Speaker 4>Well, he can have one after the weekend. No. It

0:53:02.340 --> 0:53:03.000
<v Speaker 4>might help him.

0:53:03.160 --> 0:53:05.299
<v Speaker 1>Do you know what? Nick Watson can do whatever he wants,

0:53:05.420 --> 0:53:06.219
<v Speaker 1>whenever he wants.

0:53:06.260 --> 0:53:07.259
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's a good point.

0:53:07.280 --> 0:53:08.700
<v Speaker 1>He has the whole state behind him.

0:53:08.880 --> 0:53:09.300
<v Speaker 4>Oh, don't.

0:53:09.760 --> 0:53:10.460
<v Speaker 2>That adds pressure.

0:53:10.480 --> 0:53:10.560
<v Speaker 4>Why?

0:53:10.640 --> 0:53:12.520
<v Speaker 1>I said the whole state's supporting him, behind him.

0:53:12.719 --> 0:53:14.540
<v Speaker 4>I reckon the poster in the Herald Sun might have

0:53:14.580 --> 0:53:16.380
<v Speaker 4>been a bit of pressure.

0:53:17.219 --> 0:53:18.200
<v Speaker 1>Nick Watson's everywhere.

0:53:18.219 --> 0:53:18.740
<v Speaker 2>Super poster.

0:53:18.760 --> 0:53:19.380
<v Speaker 13>All right.

0:53:19.420 --> 0:53:20.509
<v Speaker 1>There's posters, there's pictures.

0:53:20.530 --> 0:53:21.050
<v Speaker 4>There's ads.

0:53:21.800 --> 0:53:22.319
<v Speaker 1>Oh, everywhere.

0:53:22.650 --> 0:53:25.169
<v Speaker 2>We'll chat with Wiz in a sec. First, Chris, welcome

0:53:25.190 --> 0:53:28.089
<v Speaker 2>to the show. Good morning. Morning.

0:53:28.330 --> 0:53:28.790
<v Speaker 1>Hello.

0:53:28.870 --> 0:53:30.850
<v Speaker 4>Morning, Chris. Oh, you're a Bombers fan.

0:53:32.120 --> 0:53:33.100
<v Speaker 9>Unfortunately, yes.

0:53:33.160 --> 0:53:34.610
<v Speaker 1>That's all right. I'm a Richmond fan.

0:53:34.860 --> 0:53:35.319
<v Speaker 2>That's all right.

0:53:35.610 --> 0:53:36.259
<v Speaker 4>You're rebuilding.

0:53:36.550 --> 0:53:38.410
<v Speaker 10>He also wants to go on a holiday. Now, you've

0:53:38.450 --> 0:53:40.390
<v Speaker 10>got four kids. Just you want to go on a

0:53:40.410 --> 0:53:41.930
<v Speaker 10>holiday or you, the missus.

0:53:42.010 --> 0:53:45.410
<v Speaker 9>And the four kids? Yeah, maybe the wife and I.

0:53:45.450 --> 0:53:46.770
<v Speaker 9>Leave the kids at home.

0:53:46.790 --> 0:53:47.130
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, 100%.

0:53:47.130 --> 0:53:49.029
<v Speaker 1>Holiday for two. Good on you, Chris. I believe you

0:53:49.050 --> 0:53:51.630
<v Speaker 1>want to play for $ 500 today. Let's do it.

0:53:51.610 --> 0:53:54.290
<v Speaker 4>$ 500.

0:53:52.950 --> 0:53:56.470
<v Speaker 2>Or else it's simple. You'll hear a question. You'll hear

0:53:56.510 --> 0:54:00.609
<v Speaker 2>a 3-2-1. You need to answer within that time, okay?

0:54:00.630 --> 0:54:00.710
<v Speaker 1>Okay.

0:54:01.310 --> 0:54:01.800
<v Speaker 2>Let's do it.

0:54:01.950 --> 0:54:02.350
<v Speaker 4>Good luck.

0:54:02.450 --> 0:54:05.290
<v Speaker 2>For $ 500, this is very topical.

0:54:06.610 --> 0:54:11.490
<v Speaker 4>Who hosted the 78th Primetime Emmy Awards yesterday?

0:54:11.510 --> 0:54:12.969
<v Speaker 1>Three, two, one.

0:54:13.210 --> 0:54:13.790
<v Speaker 9>Jimmy Kimmel.

0:54:13.850 --> 0:54:14.990
<v Speaker 2>No idea.

0:54:15.010 --> 0:54:15.469
<v Speaker 4>Oh, you know what?

0:54:15.489 --> 0:54:17.810
<v Speaker 2>It was a good guess because he has done in

0:54:17.850 --> 0:54:18.390
<v Speaker 2>the past.

0:54:18.410 --> 0:54:19.049
<v Speaker 1>I love Jimmy.

0:54:20.070 --> 0:54:21.910
<v Speaker 4>It was Olivia Benson. Yeah, from Mariska.

0:54:21.930 --> 0:54:22.160
<v Speaker 3>Mariska.

0:54:22.620 --> 0:54:23.319
<v Speaker 1>Mariska.

0:54:23.480 --> 0:54:23.719
<v Speaker 4>SVU?

0:54:23.760 --> 0:54:23.920
<v Speaker 12>Yes.

0:54:24.120 --> 0:54:24.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:54:24.560 --> 0:54:26.910
<v Speaker 4>From Law and Order. Yeah, she was good.

0:54:26.930 --> 0:54:28.549
<v Speaker 1>She had a bit of a funny little moment with

0:54:28.570 --> 0:54:30.250
<v Speaker 1>Nicole Kidman too. I love Nicole Kidman.

0:54:30.350 --> 0:54:32.170
<v Speaker 4>Also, Taylor Swift made an appearance.

0:54:32.330 --> 0:54:32.690
<v Speaker 1>I know.

0:54:32.710 --> 0:54:34.850
<v Speaker 2>Because Taylor Swift loves Law and Order.

0:54:34.870 --> 0:54:35.330
<v Speaker 4>Does she?

0:54:35.410 --> 0:54:35.969
<v Speaker 2>Yep.

0:54:36.130 --> 0:54:39.160
<v Speaker 4>She's named her cats after Olivia Benson.

0:54:39.500 --> 0:54:43.500
<v Speaker 2>Yep. She made a little cameo in a pre-taped skit.

0:54:43.860 --> 0:54:45.960
<v Speaker 1>Our perp has a clear MO. A lot of this

0:54:45.980 --> 0:54:48.560
<v Speaker 1>doesn't fit the pattern. And I don't think everything is

0:54:48.600 --> 0:54:50.510
<v Speaker 1>a clue. It is to the Swifties.

0:54:50.910 --> 0:54:51.350
<v Speaker 4>If I may.

0:54:52.170 --> 0:54:54.910
<v Speaker 1>Yes, these are all Emmy-nominated shows. Yes, the Heiress Tour

0:54:54.969 --> 0:54:58.649
<v Speaker 1>got five nominations. Good for her. Those categories were last week.

0:54:59.050 --> 0:55:01.029
<v Speaker 1>Why would she be showing up to the ceremony tonight?

0:55:01.050 --> 0:55:02.850
<v Speaker 2>She's probably going to be sitting at home playing with

0:55:02.890 --> 0:55:05.250
<v Speaker 2>those cats she's named after TV show characters.

0:55:06.610 --> 0:55:07.469
<v Speaker 1>I love Taylor Swift.

0:55:07.489 --> 0:55:08.089
<v Speaker 2>So do I.

0:55:08.190 --> 0:55:09.370
<v Speaker 1>She's quite a good actress.

0:55:09.450 --> 0:55:09.850
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:55:10.410 --> 0:55:14.670
<v Speaker 1>She's just like there's nothing she can't do. Also, yesterday

0:55:14.710 --> 0:55:17.810
<v Speaker 1>was Zendaya's moment. It was Zendaya's day.

0:55:17.830 --> 0:55:18.570
<v Speaker 2>Did she clean up?

0:55:18.570 --> 0:55:20.990
<v Speaker 1>She just looked unbelievable in that outfit.

0:55:21.010 --> 0:55:22.299
<v Speaker 4>She looked 10 out of 10.

0:55:22.300 --> 0:55:23.580
<v Speaker 1>And she had her big sparkling ring on.

0:55:23.580 --> 0:55:25.140
<v Speaker 4>I mean, they can do no wrong. I don't know who.

0:55:25.400 --> 0:55:28.370
<v Speaker 1>She's quite, like, serious on the red carpet when she

0:55:28.410 --> 0:55:30.850
<v Speaker 1>poses for photos because she's got her big sparkling ring on.

0:55:31.110 --> 0:55:33.259
<v Speaker 1>Someone said, hey, Mrs. Holland, and she just did the

0:55:33.360 --> 0:55:36.840
<v Speaker 1>cutest little smile. Oh, that's cute. The photographer got it good.

0:55:36.920 --> 0:55:37.410
<v Speaker 4>What did you say?

0:55:37.440 --> 0:55:37.739
<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

0:55:38.580 --> 0:55:41.209
<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Al. I love her. I love Zendaya.

0:55:41.390 --> 0:55:44.529
<v Speaker 2>Thanks to Anaconda Rosebud. Open Saturday, September 19th. Join the

0:55:44.550 --> 0:55:47.310
<v Speaker 2>celebrations at Henry Wilson Drive Rosebud.

0:55:47.430 --> 0:55:48.730
<v Speaker 1>Zendaya would love Anaconda.

0:55:48.910 --> 0:55:49.390
<v Speaker 2>She would.

0:55:49.610 --> 0:55:50.950
<v Speaker 4>Oh, yeah, she'd be all about it. You know who

0:55:50.969 --> 0:55:53.430
<v Speaker 4>she'd love? She'd love The Wiz. Yeah, she would.

0:55:53.730 --> 0:55:56.200
<v Speaker 2>Nick, The Wizard Watson from Hawthorne joins us next. And

0:55:56.219 --> 0:55:59.180
<v Speaker 2>still to come, we've got your tickets to the Granny Melbourne.

0:56:00.040 --> 0:56:03.660
<v Speaker 2>G Flip, a bed on fire. Morning Melbourne, 21 past 8.

0:56:03.660 --> 0:56:06.060
<v Speaker 2>G's going to be at the grand final, and you

0:56:06.100 --> 0:56:08.920
<v Speaker 2>can too. When you hear the footy siren, give us

0:56:08.940 --> 0:56:12.020
<v Speaker 2>a ring and you'll be off to the 2026 Toyota

0:56:12.140 --> 0:56:22.489
<v Speaker 2>AFL Grand Final. He's one game away from being at

0:56:22.510 --> 0:56:25.469
<v Speaker 2>the granny himself. Nick Watson from the Hawthorne Football Club

0:56:25.489 --> 0:56:26.670
<v Speaker 2>is joining us. G'day Wiz.

0:56:26.690 --> 0:56:27.910
<v Speaker 1>Hello, hello.

0:56:28.250 --> 0:56:30.770
<v Speaker 4>Hello. Does it feel like preliminary final week or does

0:56:30.810 --> 0:56:31.830
<v Speaker 4>it feel like any other week?

0:56:32.989 --> 0:56:36.350
<v Speaker 15>No, it does feel like preliminary final. I feel like

0:56:36.370 --> 0:56:38.610
<v Speaker 15>because we're the only Melbourne team left, there's a bit

0:56:38.630 --> 0:56:39.670
<v Speaker 15>more media around.

0:56:39.690 --> 0:56:41.010
<v Speaker 4>More cameras at training.

0:56:41.030 --> 0:56:43.410
<v Speaker 15>Yeah, more cameras and a bit more eyes on you

0:56:43.450 --> 0:56:45.550
<v Speaker 15>when you walk around the street. So, no, it's good fun.

0:56:45.640 --> 0:56:47.319
<v Speaker 1>Can you feel that, though? Can you feel that the

0:56:47.340 --> 0:56:50.960
<v Speaker 1>whole of Melbourne is supporting Hawthorne?

0:56:51.040 --> 0:56:51.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no.

0:56:51.700 --> 0:56:53.440
<v Speaker 15>I feel like a few people in Melbourne do hate

0:56:53.460 --> 0:56:55.500
<v Speaker 15>Hawthorne as well. So, they just want to.

0:56:55.480 --> 0:56:56.060
<v Speaker 16>See us out.

0:56:56.100 --> 0:56:58.640
<v Speaker 4>No. No, but it's good fun. Said no one ever.

0:56:59.450 --> 0:57:01.959
<v Speaker 1>How is everyone? How are the Hawks? How are the

0:57:02.020 --> 0:57:05.440
<v Speaker 1>players feeling? I mean, it's a huge, huge week for

0:57:05.480 --> 0:57:07.920
<v Speaker 1>you guys. And you played on Thursday, right? So it's

0:57:07.940 --> 0:57:08.339
<v Speaker 1>a long week.

0:57:08.360 --> 0:57:08.620
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:57:08.950 --> 0:57:11.350
<v Speaker 1>Because now you're playing on Saturday in a twilight match.

0:57:11.830 --> 0:57:13.610
<v Speaker 1>It's a long week between matches.

0:57:13.630 --> 0:57:14.470
<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Yeah, it is.

0:57:14.550 --> 0:57:16.800
<v Speaker 15>I just said that before. It's playing on that Thursday.

0:57:16.840 --> 0:57:19.060
<v Speaker 15>It feels like we've had almost two weeks off. So, no,

0:57:19.160 --> 0:57:22.340
<v Speaker 15>it's good fun, though. I feel like everyone's pretty level-headed.

0:57:22.600 --> 0:57:24.840
<v Speaker 15>We had this last year. Obviously, we lost to the

0:57:24.900 --> 0:57:27.690
<v Speaker 15>Cats in the preliminary finals. So, no, it'll be good

0:57:27.730 --> 0:57:29.830
<v Speaker 15>to get one back and hopefully make it to the

0:57:29.890 --> 0:57:32.930
<v Speaker 15>next stage. But, no, Sam's keeping us pretty level-headed at

0:57:32.950 --> 0:57:35.030
<v Speaker 15>the moment. Obviously, Brisbane are a good side.

0:57:35.490 --> 0:57:36.930
<v Speaker 4>You seem very chilled. Yeah.

0:57:37.360 --> 0:57:38.700
<v Speaker 1>Nick's always chilled.

0:57:38.820 --> 0:57:39.960
<v Speaker 4>As opposed to what?

0:57:40.020 --> 0:57:41.560
<v Speaker 2>No, we're just saying off the air, we were having

0:57:41.580 --> 0:57:43.030
<v Speaker 2>a chat and you were saying some players are a

0:57:43.070 --> 0:57:43.550
<v Speaker 2>bit different.

0:57:43.610 --> 0:57:44.950
<v Speaker 4>Yeah. They'll start feeling the nerves.

0:57:44.970 --> 0:57:46.950
<v Speaker 16>Yeah, I feel like everyone's different.

0:57:47.110 --> 0:57:49.690
<v Speaker 15>I don't really get nervous until I'm about to run out,

0:57:50.150 --> 0:57:52.169
<v Speaker 15>which is a good thing. I sleep well the night

0:57:52.190 --> 0:57:54.770
<v Speaker 15>before and I get my good sleep in. But yeah,

0:57:54.930 --> 0:57:58.920
<v Speaker 15>a few players might get nervous probably tomorrow, Friday. Everyone's

0:57:58.940 --> 0:58:01.180
<v Speaker 15>a bit different, but I'm a bit more laid back.

0:58:01.350 --> 0:58:03.590
<v Speaker 2>Actually, tomorrow you can go and see him in action.

0:58:03.610 --> 0:58:04.690
<v Speaker 2>There's an open training session.

0:58:04.750 --> 0:58:07.210
<v Speaker 4>Oh, Dingley. Yeah, all the fans can get down there. Yep.

0:58:07.410 --> 0:58:08.260
<v Speaker 4>About 10?

0:58:08.260 --> 0:58:08.910
<v Speaker 16>10 a.m., yep.

0:58:09.210 --> 0:58:10.390
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, well, it's windy down there.

0:58:10.530 --> 0:58:11.430
<v Speaker 1>That would be jam-packed.

0:58:11.450 --> 0:58:13.660
<v Speaker 4>Nah, it's not windy at all. You're kidding.

0:58:14.380 --> 0:58:15.420
<v Speaker 2>You bag out, Dingley.

0:58:15.560 --> 0:58:18.720
<v Speaker 4>It's good. Mate, it's so windy. No, it's not.

0:58:18.820 --> 0:58:19.560
<v Speaker 1>It's never windy.

0:58:19.680 --> 0:58:21.320
<v Speaker 4>I'm allowed to say that. Nick isn't.

0:58:22.000 --> 0:58:22.560
<v Speaker 2>Honestly.

0:58:22.740 --> 0:58:26.120
<v Speaker 1>Hey, Nick, you guys are playing Brisbane.

0:58:26.260 --> 0:58:26.420
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:58:26.460 --> 0:58:29.000
<v Speaker 1>Did you watch that? Brisbane game I mean the first

0:58:29.060 --> 0:58:31.440
<v Speaker 1>seven minutes of that match were quite terrifying I imagine

0:58:31.480 --> 0:58:33.880
<v Speaker 1>for anyone yeah but do you watch that game and

0:58:34.100 --> 0:58:35.940
<v Speaker 1>work out how to not let that happen.

0:58:36.100 --> 0:58:38.169
<v Speaker 15>Yeah I did watch it and it was a very

0:58:38.210 --> 0:58:40.270
<v Speaker 15>good start and we had that happen to us a

0:58:40.390 --> 0:58:43.190
<v Speaker 15>couple times against Brizzy they've had a good run on

0:58:43.230 --> 0:58:45.350
<v Speaker 15>against us and they've got a few stars around they

0:58:45.370 --> 0:58:47.660
<v Speaker 15>just turn it on at any time so we prepare

0:58:47.700 --> 0:58:49.840
<v Speaker 15>for that and obviously they got good players that we

0:58:49.860 --> 0:58:52.500
<v Speaker 15>got to watch out for and Yeah, we do watch

0:58:52.520 --> 0:58:54.300
<v Speaker 15>a bit of it, but yeah, we had a bad

0:58:54.340 --> 0:58:56.760
<v Speaker 15>loss to them in round 22.

0:58:56.760 --> 0:58:59.620
<v Speaker 10>Round 22, 67 points at the Gabatois. It is at

0:58:59.640 --> 0:59:02.730
<v Speaker 10>the MCG, a twilight match on Saturday. So what lessons

0:59:02.750 --> 0:59:04.850
<v Speaker 10>did you learn that day and how do you fix

0:59:04.910 --> 0:59:06.930
<v Speaker 10>it to make sure you get into the granny?

0:59:07.270 --> 0:59:09.090
<v Speaker 16>Yeah, I feel like we just weren't switched on that day.

0:59:09.110 --> 0:59:11.820
<v Speaker 15>We had a few out and we just weren't up

0:59:11.860 --> 0:59:13.440
<v Speaker 15>to our best and I feel like we'll be a

0:59:13.480 --> 0:59:15.890
<v Speaker 15>lot better than what we were that day. That was

0:59:16.170 --> 0:59:18.810
<v Speaker 15>pretty embarrassing. So yeah, we'll be a lot better for that.

0:59:19.070 --> 0:59:20.570
<v Speaker 4>One of their best is Charlie Cameron.

0:59:20.650 --> 0:59:22.430
<v Speaker 10>I love watching him play as much as I love

0:59:22.470 --> 0:59:24.990
<v Speaker 10>watching you play, Wiz, but he says he's still learning

0:59:25.220 --> 0:59:25.550
<v Speaker 10>from you.

0:59:26.580 --> 0:59:28.270
<v Speaker 4>That's a bit of a feather in your cap. He's

0:59:28.290 --> 0:59:29.900
<v Speaker 4>a bit of a veteran of the game. How old

0:59:29.920 --> 0:59:30.100
<v Speaker 4>are you?

0:59:30.100 --> 0:59:30.620
<v Speaker 2>21.

0:59:30.620 --> 0:59:31.140
<v Speaker 15>21.

0:59:31.140 --> 0:59:36.280
<v Speaker 4>There you go. What's it like to hear compliments like that? No,

0:59:36.300 --> 0:59:36.820
<v Speaker 4>it is cool.

0:59:37.000 --> 0:59:40.900
<v Speaker 15>Obviously, growing up, I've watched Charlie Cameron, Tom Papley, all

0:59:40.940 --> 0:59:43.320
<v Speaker 15>those sort of small forwards. So, it's cool to hear

0:59:43.340 --> 0:59:46.100
<v Speaker 15>that in reverse. And, yeah, obviously, Charlie Cameron's paved the

0:59:46.140 --> 0:59:48.860
<v Speaker 15>way for me as a small forward. So, I still

0:59:48.880 --> 0:59:50.740
<v Speaker 15>learn things off him and he still learns things off me,

0:59:50.760 --> 0:59:51.460
<v Speaker 15>which is pretty cool.

0:59:51.620 --> 0:59:53.120
<v Speaker 2>Mate, a lot of coverage of you in the paper

0:59:53.160 --> 0:59:55.280
<v Speaker 2>this week as well. They're calling you the million-dollar man.

0:59:56.060 --> 0:59:57.200
<v Speaker 4>Million? I've got.

0:59:57.500 --> 0:59:59.600
<v Speaker 1>There's photos of Wiz everywhere. You're a bit of a

0:59:59.620 --> 1:00:00.080
<v Speaker 1>cult hero.

1:00:00.140 --> 1:00:03.670
<v Speaker 4>I've got my Wiz poster from the paper.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's funny because I've got mine too.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, get out of here.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, here we go. Nick Watson. Nick, I'm going to

1:00:09.390 --> 1:00:10.630
<v Speaker 1>get you to sign this. I'm going to put the

1:00:10.650 --> 1:00:12.450
<v Speaker 1>poster on my wall.

1:00:12.870 --> 1:00:15.130
<v Speaker 4>You wouldn't mind signing mine? I've got one too.

1:00:15.190 --> 1:00:16.910
<v Speaker 2>If you can make it out to Jase, that'd be great.

1:00:16.930 --> 1:00:19.390
<v Speaker 1>Can you say to Lauren, you're my favourite host, please?

1:00:19.550 --> 1:00:21.189
<v Speaker 4>I'd like that on mine. If you could go, Jase,

1:00:21.330 --> 1:00:22.330
<v Speaker 4>we need you on the team.

1:00:22.390 --> 1:00:28.780
<v Speaker 1>So this was a... A centrefold in the Herald Sun.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you what, we bought so many, I reckon

1:00:30.780 --> 1:00:32.200
<v Speaker 2>the paper thinks they're having a resurgence.

1:00:32.320 --> 1:00:34.120
<v Speaker 4>I'm going to put mine in my news booth to

1:00:34.160 --> 1:00:35.880
<v Speaker 4>inspire me before I read the news.

1:00:36.180 --> 1:00:38.580
<v Speaker 2>Mine will go above our bed. My wife will love that.

1:00:38.740 --> 1:00:40.760
<v Speaker 4>A bit creepy.

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<v Speaker 1>That just went from being funny to creepy.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, sorry.

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<v Speaker 12>Sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>No, Whiz, we are all putting these up in our

1:00:46.470 --> 1:00:49.110
<v Speaker 1>houses because we are all on the Mighty Hawks for

1:00:49.130 --> 1:00:49.490
<v Speaker 1>the week.

1:00:49.510 --> 1:00:51.990
<v Speaker 4>Thank you. We need an inspirational message to each of us.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, Whiz. It's the Twilight game. Do you like playing

1:00:55.980 --> 1:00:59.200
<v Speaker 1>at that time? Is that confusing for you? What time

1:00:59.220 --> 1:00:59.820
<v Speaker 1>do you eat lunch?

1:01:02.780 --> 1:01:03.920
<v Speaker 4>You can't be too full.

1:01:04.400 --> 1:01:05.060
<v Speaker 2>Great question.

1:01:05.940 --> 1:01:09.010
<v Speaker 15>I probably eat it around normal time, 12, 12.30. I

1:01:09.030 --> 1:01:09.730
<v Speaker 15>go to Lover Bowl.

1:01:09.750 --> 1:01:11.330
<v Speaker 4>What's Lover Bowl?

1:01:11.810 --> 1:01:12.890
<v Speaker 16>Have you never had Lover Bowl?

1:01:12.910 --> 1:01:13.150
<v Speaker 2>No.

1:01:13.190 --> 1:01:13.750
<v Speaker 4>Where is it?

1:01:13.810 --> 1:01:15.490
<v Speaker 16>Fitzroy. So I head up there.

1:01:15.530 --> 1:01:16.050
<v Speaker 4>Like Poke Bowl?

1:01:16.350 --> 1:01:17.430
<v Speaker 16>It's like Masai.

1:01:18.010 --> 1:01:18.110
<v Speaker 1>Oh.

1:01:18.230 --> 1:01:18.430
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 15>So I have that for lunch. Every game when I'm

1:01:20.940 --> 1:01:24.280
<v Speaker 15>in Melbourne. And then, yeah, I'll have that around 12.30.

1:01:24.280 --> 1:01:26.160
<v Speaker 15>And it is an awkward one because what do I

1:01:26.180 --> 1:01:26.860
<v Speaker 15>eat after that?

1:01:26.930 --> 1:01:27.880
<v Speaker 4>Like, do I eat or?

1:01:27.910 --> 1:01:29.350
<v Speaker 1>What time do you eat? I mean, surely they must

1:01:29.370 --> 1:01:32.410
<v Speaker 1>talk you through this. The food preparation must be important.

1:01:32.630 --> 1:01:35.390
<v Speaker 15>It's up to yourself, really. And each play is different.

1:01:35.450 --> 1:01:38.340
<v Speaker 15>But I'll probably have, like, maybe sushi around four and

1:01:38.360 --> 1:01:41.300
<v Speaker 15>then head to the game. So, no, it is an

1:01:41.340 --> 1:01:43.340
<v Speaker 15>awkward time. But, no, it'll be good.

1:01:43.670 --> 1:01:46.189
<v Speaker 2>Just, I know there was an incident after a night

1:01:46.250 --> 1:01:48.390
<v Speaker 2>match earlier in the season back at Guinea's house when

1:01:48.410 --> 1:01:49.830
<v Speaker 2>the pizzas didn't arrive straight away.

1:01:49.850 --> 1:01:50.730
<v Speaker 4>Oh, yeah.

1:01:50.810 --> 1:01:51.800
<v Speaker 2>And you were blowing up.

1:01:51.820 --> 1:01:52.950
<v Speaker 1>I was dying of starvation.

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<v Speaker 2>How long did you wait?

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<v Speaker 16>Oh, I don't know. It was too long because I

1:01:56.100 --> 1:01:56.720
<v Speaker 16>was starving.

1:01:56.860 --> 1:01:59.720
<v Speaker 4>But, no. I was like, how was the game?

1:02:00.560 --> 1:02:02.660
<v Speaker 1>It's funny though, because like we just had the NFL

1:02:02.700 --> 1:02:05.180
<v Speaker 1>here in Melbourne, right? Which was awesome at the MCG,

1:02:05.200 --> 1:02:07.410
<v Speaker 1>but it was really interesting listening to their teams about

1:02:07.700 --> 1:02:10.170
<v Speaker 1>how they bring chefs with them and they're so strict

1:02:10.210 --> 1:02:12.650
<v Speaker 1>about what they eat and who prepared their meals. It

1:02:12.670 --> 1:02:15.470
<v Speaker 1>all had to be, it all had to be approved.

1:02:16.290 --> 1:02:18.810
<v Speaker 1>It's not that strict in AFL, is it? Or if

1:02:18.850 --> 1:02:21.020
<v Speaker 1>it gets to a grand final week, does it become stricter?

1:02:21.960 --> 1:02:23.020
<v Speaker 16>No, not necessarily.

1:02:23.040 --> 1:02:23.740
<v Speaker 4>I feel like.

1:02:24.380 --> 1:02:26.220
<v Speaker 15>Growing up, I thought it was like that as well.

1:02:26.300 --> 1:02:29.270
<v Speaker 15>I always thought AFL, strict diet, nothing. But as I

1:02:29.290 --> 1:02:31.550
<v Speaker 15>got into the program, it has changed a bit. And

1:02:31.590 --> 1:02:34.290
<v Speaker 15>I feel like it's sort of up to your own player.

1:02:34.490 --> 1:02:37.680
<v Speaker 15>We do have a dietitian at the club, but I

1:02:37.700 --> 1:02:39.880
<v Speaker 15>feel like it's just each to their own. And, I mean,

1:02:39.980 --> 1:02:44.430
<v Speaker 15>you can't obviously– go overweight or something like that.

1:02:44.490 --> 1:02:44.950
<v Speaker 4>But no.

1:02:44.990 --> 1:02:46.630
<v Speaker 1>But they don't tell you what you have to eat

1:02:46.730 --> 1:02:47.730
<v Speaker 1>or prepare your meals for you.

1:02:47.750 --> 1:02:48.090
<v Speaker 2>Not necessarily.

1:02:48.110 --> 1:02:49.910
<v Speaker 15>We get meals at the club, which is good. So

1:02:50.340 --> 1:02:52.020
<v Speaker 15>everyone sort of eats the same at the club. But

1:02:52.380 --> 1:02:54.580
<v Speaker 15>I feel like, yeah, each their own and build your

1:02:54.600 --> 1:02:55.480
<v Speaker 15>own sort of pathway.

1:02:55.740 --> 1:03:01.140
<v Speaker 10>So where's the other preliminary finalist Friday night, Sydney V Frio?

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<v Speaker 4>Who do you think you'll be playing in the GF?

1:03:04.900 --> 1:03:05.260
<v Speaker 4>Who wins that?

1:03:05.880 --> 1:03:09.140
<v Speaker 15>It'll be an interesting one, I reckon. Over in Sydney, obviously,

1:03:09.680 --> 1:03:12.340
<v Speaker 15>Freya just had a good win over in Perth against Geelong.

1:03:12.420 --> 1:03:15.080
<v Speaker 16>So, I don't know. I feel like.

1:03:15.220 --> 1:03:18.810
<v Speaker 15>Sydney a bit unknown at the moment. Obviously, a lot

1:03:18.830 --> 1:03:21.450
<v Speaker 15>of people ripped them off against Brizzy and they showed

1:03:21.510 --> 1:03:22.770
<v Speaker 15>up and beat them by 10 goals.

1:03:22.830 --> 1:03:23.030
<v Speaker 2>So.

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<v Speaker 16>I reckon a flip.

1:03:24.940 --> 1:03:25.400
<v Speaker 2>Of the coin.

1:03:26.160 --> 1:03:29.900
<v Speaker 4>Beautifully sat on the fence there. Yeah, it was well done.

1:03:30.020 --> 1:03:31.680
<v Speaker 1>I hope it's Fremantle.

1:03:32.180 --> 1:03:35.140
<v Speaker 10>We're going to watch the game.

1:03:35.360 --> 1:03:37.760
<v Speaker 1>I want Hawks and I want Fremantle and I want

1:03:37.800 --> 1:03:40.560
<v Speaker 1>to get a photo of our two footy contributors, Nick

1:03:40.600 --> 1:03:41.760
<v Speaker 1>Watson and Mason Cox.

1:03:41.920 --> 1:03:45.340
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but I want to do it like the twins movie. Yeah,

1:03:45.360 --> 1:03:46.040
<v Speaker 2>stand next to each other.

1:03:46.080 --> 1:03:47.980
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, don't stand next to each other.

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<v Speaker 2>We're going to watch the game Friday night. Will you

1:03:50.420 --> 1:03:50.710
<v Speaker 2>watch it?

1:03:51.300 --> 1:03:53.270
<v Speaker 16>Yeah, I'll just watch it at home. Yep, cook a

1:03:53.290 --> 1:03:54.189
<v Speaker 16>dinner and just come down.

1:03:54.110 --> 1:03:55.930
<v Speaker 4>To the rising sun with me. No, no, you stay

1:03:55.950 --> 1:03:57.280
<v Speaker 4>away from him, Clint. You were scared to pop in

1:03:57.300 --> 1:04:00.640
<v Speaker 4>the other day. No, I saw, no, no. Sorry? No,

1:04:01.120 --> 1:04:02.080
<v Speaker 4>Nick was on a week off.

1:04:02.180 --> 1:04:02.440
<v Speaker 7>Right.

1:04:02.880 --> 1:04:04.680
<v Speaker 4>And I drove past. Was he trying to get you

1:04:04.700 --> 1:04:05.080
<v Speaker 4>to the pub?

1:04:05.320 --> 1:04:07.939
<v Speaker 16>He was just hanging out the window and just drove along.

1:04:08.040 --> 1:04:08.780
<v Speaker 16>He was too scared.

1:04:08.800 --> 1:04:09.500
<v Speaker 1>Did he brush you?

1:04:09.660 --> 1:04:11.980
<v Speaker 4>I was salivating at the prospect of going for a bevy.

1:04:12.060 --> 1:04:16.280
<v Speaker 1>Hey, Wiz, also, I was watching, I think it might

1:04:16.300 --> 1:04:17.660
<v Speaker 1>have been your last game when they were doing the

1:04:17.720 --> 1:04:19.600
<v Speaker 1>national anthem and you were standing next to what looked

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<v Speaker 1>like the tallest player of all time. Do you always

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<v Speaker 1>stand next to someone really tall?

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<v Speaker 15>Do you stand next to the same player? Previously, I

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<v Speaker 15>did it first up and I didn't mean to. Then

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<v Speaker 15>we got back into the huddle and everyone was laughing

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<v Speaker 15>because I was standing next to Choli. And then we

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<v Speaker 15>sort of done it ever since then. I always go

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<v Speaker 15>to the very end and he stands next to me.

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<v Speaker 4>It's so good.

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<v Speaker 1>The cameraman like pans along and then he's like, and

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<v Speaker 1>there's Nick.

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<v Speaker 16>Yeah, it's a good laugh.

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<v Speaker 4>I love you.

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<v Speaker 10>It is the purest form of the game, a preliminary final, right?

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<v Speaker 10>They say it's where the best footy is played.

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<v Speaker 4>Does that mean we'll see the best celebration, goal celebration?

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<v Speaker 4>Is there anything in your little... Get back.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 16>Nothing set up.

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<v Speaker 15>I will give it a bit more probably because it's

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<v Speaker 15>a prelim final. The crowd's a bit louder. So, yeah,

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<v Speaker 15>maybe just give it a bit more.

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<v Speaker 2>Good luck.

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<v Speaker 4>We just want to know it's for us.

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<v Speaker 1>Good luck, Wiz. I'm so excited for you.

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<v Speaker 16>I saw a few NFL sallies.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, they're cool.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you see that one where the Rams threw the ball?

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<v Speaker 1>They all pretended they were sleeping.

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<v Speaker 2>I know. Yeah, I know.

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<v Speaker 16>That's a bit too much.

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<v Speaker 1>The whole team.

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<v Speaker 16>Imagine seeing Gunners do that.

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<v Speaker 2>Came back to bite them too. Hey, we're on the

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<v Speaker 2>air with Nick Watson this morning from the Hawthorne Football Club.

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<v Speaker 2>We've already offloaded grand final tickets this morning. Nez picked

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<v Speaker 2>them up. She was a huge fan of you.

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<v Speaker 14>Oh, look, I just think he's had such an amazing

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<v Speaker 14>year and I just wish him all the best for

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<v Speaker 14>this weekend.

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<v Speaker 5>Fingers crossed. Go Wiz.

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<v Speaker 2>We've had a lot of calls cheering on your name, mate.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 4>We love your whiz. What would you say to the

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<v Speaker 4>Hawthorne Army who will be out in full force?

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<v Speaker 15>Just back us in. Bring your best voice.

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<v Speaker 16>Be loud.

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<v Speaker 2>Make them scared.

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<v Speaker 4>Make them scared.

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<v Speaker 2>Make them scared.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that.

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<v Speaker 4>Because you know what's around the corner? This.

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<v Speaker 2>Now's the time to ring. 13-24-10 is our number if

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<v Speaker 2>you want to win your way to the grand final.

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<v Speaker 4>Nick Watson on the air with us this morning. Wiz,

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<v Speaker 4>give him heaps, brother.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 4>Go get him.

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<v Speaker 2>1D on the air here at Nova.

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<v Speaker 4>AFL-authorised GF promotion. GFAFL 26-162. The grand final. Goal!

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<v Speaker 2>The AFL grand final. For the win! Have fun. A

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<v Speaker 2>look at the phones.

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<v Speaker 1>The phones are going bananas. Hey, we do have tickets

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<v Speaker 1>to the AFL Grand Final and I have every single

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<v Speaker 1>thing crossed. That the Hawks are going to be there.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got to say, Nick Watson's just left the building.

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<v Speaker 2>That boy looks relaxed and ready.

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<v Speaker 1>We got him to sign our posters.

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<v Speaker 4>Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>And I asked him to write, to Lauren, my number

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<v Speaker 1>one fan, I love you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and what did he write?

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<v Speaker 1>He wrote, to Lauren, my number one fan, love Nick.

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<v Speaker 1>He did not write.

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<v Speaker 7>I love you.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you ask for I love you? But he didn't

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<v Speaker 1>even sign it. He just wrote, love Nick. And I said,

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<v Speaker 1>it looks like my friend Nick from school wrote that.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So I made him come back and do his signature.

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<v Speaker 1>And now I'll be putting it on the wall in

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<v Speaker 1>my kitchen.

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<v Speaker 2>Good luck to Wizard and the Boys. Guys, this is

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<v Speaker 2>the moment.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought I hoped they'd win this weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>So do I.

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<v Speaker 1>Go the Hawks.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go to Lang Warren. Emma.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>You're going to the granny. Tickets are yours.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh, thank you so much. I'm going to watch the

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<v Speaker 7>Mighty Hawkers.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, hopefully. Hopefully one hurdle to go. Emma, who will

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<v Speaker 1>you take to the granny?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh, my daughter. She's never been to a grand final.

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<v Speaker 7>I've been to five, the 88, 89, 91. And, yeah,

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<v Speaker 7>she's just so, oh.

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<v Speaker 14>She'll love it.

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<v Speaker 1>It is going to be such a great day. Kylie

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<v Speaker 1>Minogue's playing at halftime, Emma. How old's your daughter?

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<v Speaker 7>She's 14.

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<v Speaker 1>Does she know who Kylie Minogue is?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh, yeah, she does. She knows who the Whiz is.

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<v Speaker 7>That's her absolute favorite.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, we just had him on the show. Who else?

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<v Speaker 9>I know.

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<v Speaker 7>We just listened on the way to school. It made

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<v Speaker 7>her happy before.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, she's going to the grand final. So are you, Emma. Congrats.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 7>Thank you, Nova. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 4>You're welcome.

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<v Speaker 1>What a great thing to experience with your daughter. Grand

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<v Speaker 1>final day is just an iconic day on our Melbourne calendar.

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<v Speaker 2>Rip her out of school tomorrow. Take her to Dingley.

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<v Speaker 2>10am open training session at the Hawks.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, we are. Thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 1>Emma sounds like she's in the cheer squad.

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<v Speaker 2>I know.

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<v Speaker 1>Emma, have you or are you or have you ever

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<v Speaker 1>been a cheer squad member?

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<v Speaker 7>I haven't, no, but I've been, yeah, hawks over four months.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you, Emma, a face painter?

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<v Speaker 7>Are you still on me? Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Nice.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I'll have face paint on it. I'll have horse

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<v Speaker 7>face paint even if they're not in it. Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>I love people who go to a grand final in

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<v Speaker 1>colours of a team that aren't playing.

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<v Speaker 4>Hiya.

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<v Speaker 2>Emma from Langwarren, latest winner of grand final tickets.

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<v Speaker 4>You enjoy. Congrats.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh, thank you so much. Have a good day. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 16>You're welcome.

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<v Speaker 1>You have a great day too.

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<v Speaker 2>Guys, best news ever. We've got more to go tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>Every single day and multiple tickets. So make sure you

1:09:22.020 --> 1:09:24.800
<v Speaker 2>are listening. Tomorrow morning from six, you hear that footy siren,

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<v Speaker 2>you give us a ring. Remember, we've got invites to

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<v Speaker 2>our grand final breakfast up for grabs, too.

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<v Speaker 15>Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>That's going to be fun.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like a pre-party.

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<v Speaker 15>Yeah, it is.

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<v Speaker 1>That kicks off the long weekend, really, doesn't it?

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<v Speaker 2>It's just gone 18 to 9. More tickets to Granny tomorrow,

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<v Speaker 2>and we'll check you around to work. Latest in news

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<v Speaker 2>next at Nova. Well, good morning, Melbourne. And, hey, good

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<v Speaker 2>morning to my little four-year-old son, Archie, who is in

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<v Speaker 2>the car at the moment on the way to Kinder. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>shout out. He said I always talk about the other boys,

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<v Speaker 2>and he wanted to.

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<v Speaker 4>Get him on the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Call him.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, Archie, what's your favourite song? We'll play it for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Text your dad and we'll play it for you.

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<v Speaker 2>No, careful. Remember, we spoke about his favourite song recently, actually. Archie,

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<v Speaker 2>my four-year-old, he loves music. Maybe I'll take him to Samba. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Imagine the little four-year-old singing. Are you going to.

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<v Speaker 4>Call today for tickets?

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<v Speaker 1>Imagine a little four-year-old singing this.

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<v Speaker 4>No idea.

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<v Speaker 1>Imagine him singing I Don't Want to Kiss Someone Else's

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<v Speaker 1>Neck and have to pretend it's yours instead.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, now that you've put it that way, maybe we'll

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<v Speaker 2>wait for the wiggles.

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<v Speaker 1>I love when kids sing adult lyrics. It's so funny

1:10:39.950 --> 1:10:43.099
<v Speaker 1>and you just can't respond. When they're singing something sexy

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<v Speaker 1>or naughty and you're like, do you know what that means?

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<v Speaker 4>He loved Arpita.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember he sang that with you guys in the car

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<v Speaker 2>on the way to Arpita.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but that one's all right.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a Korean drinking song.

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<v Speaker 4>Is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah. It's a drinking game.

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<v Speaker 4>It's based off a drinking game. Is it?

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I had no idea.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there you go.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, they do this thing where they put their hands

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<v Speaker 1>on top and it's like.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>13, 24, 10. Does your kid sing adult lyrics? And

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<v Speaker 1>it's quite funny.

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<v Speaker 4>They play it at kindy all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>Hands on top of each other. Sam milk.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's go. Hey, Dennis Leary. Should we play a bit

1:11:17.890 --> 1:11:23.389
<v Speaker 4>of that? Just get just sort of wet our appetite.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you remember that one?

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<v Speaker 4>No. A-S-S-H-O-L-E. Everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I don't know that one.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 13-24-10 is our number.

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<v Speaker 2>In return, we've got $ 100 Shell already expressed vouchers to go.

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<v Speaker 4>I use public toilets.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that the same song?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. I walk around in the summertime singing, how about

1:11:51.380 --> 1:11:51.920
<v Speaker 4>this heat?

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<v Speaker 2>Does your child.

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<v Speaker 4>Sing adult songs. Give us a call.

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<v Speaker 1>It's quite cute and funny.

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<v Speaker 2>It is cute, yeah. Hopefully it's not only my child. 13, 24, 10.

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<v Speaker 4>This is a nice song. Yeah, let them sing this.

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<v Speaker 4>Birds of a Feather. Billie Eilish.

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<v Speaker 2>13, 24, 10. Kids singing adult songs. What are they

1:12:13.130 --> 1:12:15.570
<v Speaker 2>addicted to in your house or car? Give us a

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<v Speaker 2>call here at Nova 100. Morning. Morning, Melbourne. Just gone.

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<v Speaker 2>Five to nine. You're on the air with Jace, Lauren

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<v Speaker 2>and Clint. We're talking kids and inappropriate songs. I mentioned

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<v Speaker 2>in passing, I might take my son Archie to his

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<v Speaker 2>first concert to see Samba. And I realise I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want to get undressed.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's fine in context. When they're singing along

1:12:40.750 --> 1:12:42.970
<v Speaker 1>to a song, it's kind of okay. But then when

1:12:43.010 --> 1:12:45.410
<v Speaker 1>you hear them singing it out of context and they're singing,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't realise they're singing a swear word or singing

1:12:47.920 --> 1:12:51.300
<v Speaker 1>something a little risque. It's actually quite amusing.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's cute. Yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>It's cute. And you can't laugh because they know that

1:12:56.100 --> 1:12:56.340
<v Speaker 1>it's naughty.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, you cannot laugh.

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<v Speaker 4>That makes it worse, doesn't it?

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<v Speaker 1>And then they want to sing it more.

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<v Speaker 4>That embeds in their brain. And if they swear, you

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<v Speaker 4>can't laugh.

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 1>But it seems like all the kids are doing it 13, 24, 10.

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<v Speaker 4>Phones have lit up. Helen joins us from Reservoir. Good morning, Helen.

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<v Speaker 2>Morning.

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<v Speaker 5>How are you?

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<v Speaker 2>We're good.

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<v Speaker 4>We're great. Is there some sort of inappropriate song, song

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<v Speaker 4>that your child loves?

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<v Speaker 11>Not my child.

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<v Speaker 8>It was when I was a kid.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, when you were a kid.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, we were driving to school and we had the princess.

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<v Speaker 8>Album on and get off came on and i started

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<v Speaker 8>singing it in front of.

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<v Speaker 1>My mom yeah see that'll um that'll get you yeah that.

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<v Speaker 4>That will get you and it's a bit of an

1:13:35.410 --> 1:13:38.300
<v Speaker 4>earworm as well right yeah she's like oh.

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<v Speaker 7>My god what are you singing but i had no

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<v Speaker 7>idea till i grew up that it was.

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<v Speaker 1>Pretty good yeah because you just you learn the words

1:13:43.840 --> 1:13:45.460
<v Speaker 1>and then you just go for it but then when

1:13:45.479 --> 1:13:47.200
<v Speaker 1>you sing about the music you're like oh that's a

1:13:47.220 --> 1:13:50.430
<v Speaker 1>bit naughty hey uh That's a bit gnarled.

1:13:50.650 --> 1:13:54.650
<v Speaker 2>Molly in Seaford. Songs kids sing at your place? What

1:13:54.670 --> 1:13:55.890
<v Speaker 2>have you got?

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<v Speaker 5>I've got a five-year-old who is obsessed with a metal

1:13:58.950 --> 1:14:00.610
<v Speaker 5>band called Electric Callboy.

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<v Speaker 1>Electric Cowboy?

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<v Speaker 5>Callboy.

1:14:03.300 --> 1:14:04.300
<v Speaker 4>Electric Callboy.

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<v Speaker 1>And what do Electric Callboy sing?

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<v Speaker 5>They do metal songs, so they did a metal cover

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<v Speaker 5>of Every Time We Touch, the famous techno song.

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<v Speaker 7>Because every time.

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<v Speaker 1>We touch, I get this feeling.

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<v Speaker 5>But they do screaming as well in it. So she

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<v Speaker 5>also loves Hyper Hyper, which is like screaming.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>And she sings it and screams it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Every time we touch, I get this feeling. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>want a five-year-old running around screaming that.

1:14:29.050 --> 1:14:29.830
<v Speaker 2>That's not too bad.

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<v Speaker 4>Remember Meredith Brooks?

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<v Speaker 2>This had a big resurgence in my day.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a baby. But a little kid walking around singing,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm your lover. It's funny. Because when you sing it,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't really notice.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, that would be funny.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, let's go. Catherine.

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<v Speaker 12>Hey, guys.

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<v Speaker 4>My.

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<v Speaker 5>A four-year-old has walked into daycare singing at the top

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<v Speaker 5>of his lungs, X gonna give it to you.

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<v Speaker 11>More to fun.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my God.

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<v Speaker 6>That's funny.

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<v Speaker 4>I love that.

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<v Speaker 1>I just don't know how daycare teachers don't laugh at

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<v Speaker 1>kids all the time.

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<v Speaker 4>Where did your kid get that from, Catherine? Oh, don't judge.

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<v Speaker 6>Don't judge.

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<v Speaker 5>I think it might have made it to Dad's gym playlist.

1:15:30.970 --> 1:15:33.250
<v Speaker 4>Oh, you're playing, Dad. I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>Definitely Dad's fault.

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<v Speaker 2>That's funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Susanna, hello.

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<v Speaker 5>Hey, how are you?

1:15:37.910 --> 1:15:38.469
<v Speaker 16>We're good.

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<v Speaker 1>What song is it that the kid sings?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, so my six-year-old is obsessed with Unholy by Sam Smith.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Sam Smith's all right, isn't he?

1:15:50.600 --> 1:15:51.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's so cute.

1:15:51.540 --> 1:15:52.500
<v Speaker 2>What's wrong with Sam Smith?

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<v Speaker 1>Unholy's okay, isn't it? I'm trying to think. Are there

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<v Speaker 1>rude words in that? Are there rude words?

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<v Speaker 12>Hey?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it rude? Oh, yeah, he's about doing something unholy.

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<v Speaker 4>What does he say?

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<v Speaker 2>I missed it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's quite sexy.

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<v Speaker 4>I think they're getting.

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Unholy. Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>I think he says, if you push me down south,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to do something unholy.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's the one.

1:16:20.560 --> 1:16:20.780
<v Speaker 4>Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>And where was he when he sang this?

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<v Speaker 7>Sorry?

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<v Speaker 4>Where was he when he sang this out loud?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, no, it's her, and she sings it at school.

1:16:28.229 --> 1:16:29.210
<v Speaker 5>She sings it everywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, no. Yes.

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<v Speaker 4>I love it.

1:16:32.250 --> 1:16:34.810
<v Speaker 1>Mummy doesn't know Daddy's getting hot at the body shop.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh.

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah, that's the one.

1:16:36.170 --> 1:16:37.570
<v Speaker 1>He's doing something unholy.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh, no.

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<v Speaker 2>I love this. Hey, thanks for your call. Holy. Thank you.

1:16:52.070 --> 1:16:58.979
<v Speaker 2>That's right. Grand final brekkie is happening.

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<v Speaker 4>We are going to be taking over the Sporting Globe.

1:17:01.500 --> 1:17:03.960
<v Speaker 4>We love the Sporting Globe. It's your home ground.

1:17:04.420 --> 1:17:08.680
<v Speaker 2>For the AFL Grand Final, book your spot at sportingglobe.com.au.

1:17:08.939 --> 1:17:09.280
<v Speaker 3>Yes.

1:17:09.470 --> 1:17:12.910
<v Speaker 2>And thanks to our mates at Bankwest. You can come

1:17:12.950 --> 1:17:13.809
<v Speaker 2>along and join us.

1:17:13.850 --> 1:17:16.050
<v Speaker 4>Join us for a mimosa or two.

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<v Speaker 16>Yes.

1:17:18.010 --> 1:17:19.170
<v Speaker 4>We fell into that trap the other.

1:17:19.030 --> 1:17:19.550
<v Speaker 2>Day, didn't we?

1:17:19.570 --> 1:17:20.690
<v Speaker 4>We did. We did.

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<v Speaker 1>Breakfast cocktail.

1:17:21.689 --> 1:17:22.299
<v Speaker 4>NFL got us.

1:17:23.310 --> 1:17:26.230
<v Speaker 1>No, NFL, that is gone. They're back in America. It's

1:17:26.350 --> 1:17:28.850
<v Speaker 1>all about the AFL. Our grand final breakfast is a

1:17:28.880 --> 1:17:31.360
<v Speaker 1>perfect way to kick off your long weekend because Friday

1:17:31.380 --> 1:17:31.920
<v Speaker 1>is a public holiday.

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<v Speaker 4>It's the original and the best, Lauren. It really is.

1:17:34.060 --> 1:17:37.260
<v Speaker 1>And we want people to join us, including you, Kaz

1:17:37.300 --> 1:17:38.120
<v Speaker 1>in Listerfield.

1:17:38.200 --> 1:17:38.660
<v Speaker 2>Morning.

1:17:38.800 --> 1:17:39.280
<v Speaker 4>Coming along.

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<v Speaker 12>Good morning.

1:17:40.100 --> 1:17:42.180
<v Speaker 1>Good morning, guys.

1:17:42.260 --> 1:17:42.940
<v Speaker 6>I love you guys.

1:17:42.960 --> 1:17:44.099
<v Speaker 5>Good to see you every morning.

1:17:44.520 --> 1:17:47.019
<v Speaker 1>Thanks for listening. What footy colours are you going.

1:17:46.939 --> 1:17:47.439
<v Speaker 2>To be wearing?

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<v Speaker 6>It's got to be the Lions colours.

1:17:52.050 --> 1:17:53.970
<v Speaker 1>Are you an OG Fitzroy supporter?

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<v Speaker 6>No, I am actually an old Blues supporter and they've

1:18:00.040 --> 1:18:02.900
<v Speaker 6>done amazing too this year. But I live in a

1:18:02.939 --> 1:18:08.850
<v Speaker 6>household of really strong, avid Lions supporters.

1:18:09.550 --> 1:18:12.770
<v Speaker 10>And how are you feeling ahead of what's a huge

1:18:12.830 --> 1:18:13.590
<v Speaker 10>match on Saturday?

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<v Speaker 4>Confident. Okay, there you go.

1:18:16.850 --> 1:18:18.610
<v Speaker 6>I reckon they're going to do it. I reckon they're

1:18:18.630 --> 1:18:19.139
<v Speaker 6>going to do it.

1:18:19.150 --> 1:18:21.070
<v Speaker 4>They've been there, done that before, haven't they?

1:18:21.090 --> 1:18:22.950
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they have. Absolutely, yeah.

1:18:22.990 --> 1:18:25.530
<v Speaker 4>Here comes Jase's big statement. What have we got? I

1:18:25.550 --> 1:18:26.250
<v Speaker 4>don't like you, Liz.

1:18:27.050 --> 1:18:27.810
<v Speaker 2>Oh, no.

1:18:27.850 --> 1:18:29.710
<v Speaker 4>No, we're on the Hawks. She's allowed to barrack whoever

1:18:29.729 --> 1:18:32.370
<v Speaker 4>she wants. She barracks the Sultan. No, I did fine.

1:18:32.390 --> 1:18:35.270
<v Speaker 10>Brisbane have the remnants of, you know, not remnants, that's

1:18:35.300 --> 1:18:37.260
<v Speaker 10>a shocking way to say it, but Fitzroy.

1:18:37.270 --> 1:18:38.800
<v Speaker 4>They've got Fitzroy in their barracks. Yeah, okay, I'll give

1:18:38.860 --> 1:18:39.200
<v Speaker 4>you that.

1:18:39.300 --> 1:18:40.620
<v Speaker 2>Kaz, we're going to hook you up with an invite.

1:18:40.640 --> 1:18:41.840
<v Speaker 2>It'd be nice to meet you in person.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, man, you guys are the best. I'm so looking

1:18:45.180 --> 1:18:46.540
<v Speaker 6>forward to it. It's going to be the highlight of

1:18:46.600 --> 1:18:47.380
<v Speaker 6>my week.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell him to get stuffed, Kaz. He just said he

1:18:49.350 --> 1:18:50.840
<v Speaker 1>didn't like you. You can tell him what you mean.

1:18:50.860 --> 1:18:52.740
<v Speaker 2>No, I'm just doing a bit of fancy. Yeah, give

1:18:52.760 --> 1:18:56.300
<v Speaker 2>me a slap on Thursday. All right, Jason, you're coming

1:18:56.320 --> 1:18:56.820
<v Speaker 2>along as well.

1:18:56.939 --> 1:18:59.680
<v Speaker 4>Hi, Jason. G'day, guys. How's it going? Yeah, we're good.

1:18:59.700 --> 1:19:01.300
<v Speaker 2>You're a Pies fan, mate. We'll hook you up with

1:19:01.320 --> 1:19:03.059
<v Speaker 2>some tickets. You can come to our grand final, Brekkie.

1:19:03.640 --> 1:19:04.979
<v Speaker 2>Thank you very much. Appreciate it.

1:19:05.120 --> 1:19:06.860
<v Speaker 1>We'll see you there with your daughter.

1:19:07.260 --> 1:19:11.070
<v Speaker 4>Also, like, he's a... Melbourne fan who became a Collingwood

1:19:11.110 --> 1:19:12.769
<v Speaker 4>fan who now all of a sudden has become a

1:19:12.810 --> 1:19:16.400
<v Speaker 4>Hawthorne fan, but sometimes barracks for the blues as well. No, no.

1:19:16.439 --> 1:19:17.979
<v Speaker 1>Did somebody say bandwagon?

1:19:18.360 --> 1:19:19.479
<v Speaker 2>Oh, bandwagon.

1:19:20.500 --> 1:19:22.759
<v Speaker 9>Thank you for being there.

1:19:22.820 --> 1:19:23.880
<v Speaker 4>Bandwagon pulling up.

1:19:23.979 --> 1:19:24.780
<v Speaker 1>We're a bandwagon show.

1:19:25.060 --> 1:19:25.740
<v Speaker 4>Thank you, Lauren.

1:19:26.040 --> 1:19:27.100
<v Speaker 2>Thank you. We are a bandwagon show.

1:19:27.120 --> 1:19:28.700
<v Speaker 1>But we don't tell people we don't like them.

1:19:28.840 --> 1:19:30.380
<v Speaker 2>No. Because they're on a different bandwagon.

1:19:30.400 --> 1:19:32.280
<v Speaker 4>That goes against that. Sorry, I was channeling Tom Tate

1:19:32.400 --> 1:19:33.040
<v Speaker 4>on the Gold Coast.

1:19:33.080 --> 1:19:33.640
<v Speaker 2>That's my bad.

1:19:34.970 --> 1:19:35.390
<v Speaker 6>All right.

1:19:35.710 --> 1:19:38.929
<v Speaker 1>Hey, guys, I know our phones went absolutely troppo today

1:19:38.950 --> 1:19:41.090
<v Speaker 1>for tickets to the AFL Grand Final. The good news

1:19:41.110 --> 1:19:43.510
<v Speaker 1>is we have more to go tomorrow. So tune in

1:19:43.530 --> 1:19:45.870
<v Speaker 1>to our show from six. The footy siren will be

1:19:45.910 --> 1:19:49.270
<v Speaker 1>going multiple times tomorrow. If you hear the siren, give

1:19:49.300 --> 1:19:50.700
<v Speaker 1>us a ring and you could be winning those tickets

1:19:50.720 --> 1:19:50.929
<v Speaker 1>to the AFL.

1:19:50.979 --> 1:19:52.580
<v Speaker 4>At any time in our beautiful show.

1:19:52.600 --> 1:19:53.219
<v Speaker 1>To the Grand Final.

1:19:53.240 --> 1:19:56.200
<v Speaker 4>All right. We're going to get out of here. You do.

1:19:56.420 --> 1:19:57.660
<v Speaker 4>You're in a rush. Where are you going?

1:19:57.680 --> 1:19:58.639
<v Speaker 1>He's got ants in his pants.

1:19:58.740 --> 1:19:59.340
<v Speaker 4>What's happened?

1:19:59.479 --> 1:19:59.700
<v Speaker 9>Nothing.

1:20:00.000 --> 1:20:01.980
<v Speaker 1>He's getting a TV delivered, so he needs to leave.

1:20:02.040 --> 1:20:02.540
<v Speaker 15>A TV.

1:20:03.390 --> 1:20:05.730
<v Speaker 1>I've got postcards. I've got another job. He's gone to

1:20:05.770 --> 1:20:06.510
<v Speaker 1>get a new TV.

1:20:06.930 --> 1:20:07.530
<v Speaker 4>How big is it?

1:20:08.130 --> 1:20:10.170
<v Speaker 1>He's also yelling at everyone saying, I want to get out,

1:20:10.210 --> 1:20:12.669
<v Speaker 1>I want to get out. And then he's sitting here talking,

1:20:12.890 --> 1:20:13.769
<v Speaker 1>sending voice notes.

1:20:13.800 --> 1:20:14.620
<v Speaker 4>He's hired people to hang it.

1:20:14.800 --> 1:20:15.479
<v Speaker 1>To the air tasker.

1:20:15.500 --> 1:20:18.300
<v Speaker 4>Must be big. It's not super big. It's just a

1:20:18.380 --> 1:20:20.320
<v Speaker 4>standard TV. Must be heavy.

1:20:20.400 --> 1:20:22.860
<v Speaker 2>Oh, they're in St Kilda. I'm getting delivered next. I

1:20:22.900 --> 1:20:23.800
<v Speaker 2>hate a delivery window.

1:20:24.770 --> 1:20:27.900
<v Speaker 1>They need to give. I mean, yeah, you're at work.

1:20:27.979 --> 1:20:28.200
<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

1:20:28.800 --> 1:20:31.809
<v Speaker 4>If they're listening, just drive slow, guys. If they're listening.

1:20:31.950 --> 1:20:32.630
<v Speaker 2>Drive slow.

1:20:32.750 --> 1:20:33.010
<v Speaker 3>Yes.

1:20:33.110 --> 1:20:35.890
<v Speaker 4>I'll meet you in Bentley East. Drive slow. All right,

1:20:35.910 --> 1:20:36.150
<v Speaker 4>that is it.

1:20:36.150 --> 1:20:38.290
<v Speaker 10>Anyway, I've just got something else to raise because I

1:20:38.490 --> 1:20:40.510
<v Speaker 10>want this segment to go on for a bit longer.

1:20:40.530 --> 1:20:42.110
<v Speaker 1>You want the TV to be sent to the post office.

1:20:42.130 --> 1:20:44.870
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no. They'll take it back.

1:20:45.070 --> 1:20:45.590
<v Speaker 1>They will.

1:20:45.790 --> 1:20:47.750
<v Speaker 4>I mean, today's a big day. It's just a big

1:20:47.790 --> 1:20:49.349
<v Speaker 4>day in Melbourne. It's a bit cold.

1:20:49.380 --> 1:20:51.620
<v Speaker 1>It's actually miserable out there.

1:20:51.640 --> 1:20:52.440
<v Speaker 4>Come on, 14 degrees.

1:20:52.439 --> 1:20:53.240
<v Speaker 1>14 degrees and rain.

1:20:53.380 --> 1:20:55.700
<v Speaker 4>I actually have to go. But the good news is, Melbourne, that, oh,

1:20:55.820 --> 1:20:56.179
<v Speaker 4>we're done.

1:20:56.479 --> 1:20:57.560
<v Speaker 1>You can stay with Chase, though.

1:20:57.780 --> 1:20:58.740
<v Speaker 4>No, no, no, no.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go. Hey, Melchison is the next. We'll see you tomorrow, everybody. Bye.

1:21:04.220 --> 1:21:06.439
<v Speaker 1>Thank you for being a friend.