WEBVTT - Bonus: Fat Bent Nose

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, let me set the scene.

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<v Speaker 2>So for.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you say months?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, for as long as I've known.

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<v Speaker 1>Him, he's had he's had a problem with his face.

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<v Speaker 1>So with his the left tooth, left side. No, it

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<v Speaker 1>was your whole face.

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<v Speaker 2>You'd come in.

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<v Speaker 1>It's my face.

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<v Speaker 2>Swollen, it was half your face.

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<v Speaker 1>So it started with what we thought was a tooth,

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<v Speaker 1>a rotten tooth. Who's like a bear with a saw tooth.

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<v Speaker 1>Then he's got the tooth removed and it stayed sore.

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<v Speaker 2>They yanked it out.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So the saga has continued to the point that

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<v Speaker 1>for literally, I would say at least six weeks, I've

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<v Speaker 1>been saying, book in and get the m R and

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<v Speaker 1>S because because in your head you were like, they

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<v Speaker 1>have someone told you that they might have pierced your sinus,

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<v Speaker 1>and you have been in your head you didn't need

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<v Speaker 1>an MRI because you knew that's what happened, because one

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<v Speaker 1>person said, maybe they've pierced your sinnus. So you went

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<v Speaker 1>and got the m R.

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<v Speaker 3>I was chewing like this isn't good, but I was

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<v Speaker 3>chewing four neurophine at a time to take away the paint.

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<v Speaker 4>That's not healthy for you.

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<v Speaker 1>So then so then we forced you to go and

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<v Speaker 1>get the MRI that the doctor had suggested, but you

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<v Speaker 1>were just too bity.

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<v Speaker 2>Can't.

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<v Speaker 1>So he finally got the m R I, and then

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<v Speaker 1>he came to work and said, Lauren, oh, this is

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<v Speaker 1>the m R. Look at the m RI I. Can't

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<v Speaker 1>you see.

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<v Speaker 2>Jason CT facial bone sinuses without contrast.

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<v Speaker 1>So B one and B two. Jason I sat there

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<v Speaker 1>the other day diagnosing what that meant. Okay, and he

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<v Speaker 1>was convinced that it didn't look good.

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<v Speaker 3>See there's a green arrow pointing to the lower left cheek.

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<v Speaker 1>Area, but it's supposed to be there. Hang on that hole.

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<v Speaker 3>That little gap was from where they removed the tooth.

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<v Speaker 4>The tooth route was so deep.

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<v Speaker 1>But we don't know that that's what's the tooth. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, guys, he's got a pointer like he's

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<v Speaker 1>in we're in science class.

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<v Speaker 5>And that there is the tooth that's been removed.

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<v Speaker 4>So there was a little gap.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that whole actually supposed to be there?

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<v Speaker 2>Last thing in the middle, the big bulbous thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Hang on with So then he's like a look at this,

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<v Speaker 1>look at that. My face is different on different sides.

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<v Speaker 1>That my sinus has been pierced.

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<v Speaker 3>So would you like the doctor's diagnosed.

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<v Speaker 1>So he actually went. So he's fifteen minute doctor's appointment

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<v Speaker 1>that he couldn't possibly find the time to attend for

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<v Speaker 1>the last six months.

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<v Speaker 2>What's the diagnosis.

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<v Speaker 4>So the gap from the tooth has started to heal.

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<v Speaker 2>That's great news. That's a positive.

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<v Speaker 4>Therefore bringing the swelling down.

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<v Speaker 1>Which is generally what happens when you have a tooth removed.

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<v Speaker 3>The doctor was quite surprised from the teeth scam that

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<v Speaker 3>I have a bent nose with.

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<v Speaker 5>What he refers to as fatty cartilage.

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<v Speaker 1>Fat fat bent nose.

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<v Speaker 2>Says that the bulbous thing that I was referring to,

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<v Speaker 2>that's your nose.

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<v Speaker 4>As you can see where you see the bump in

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<v Speaker 4>my nose bent, that's the bump there.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got a fat, bent nose and he needs a

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<v Speaker 1>nose job, didn't they say?

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<v Speaker 4>He said, we could be looking at surgery.

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<v Speaker 2>It looks like the great action.

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<v Speaker 1>We design your new nose gesture. I'm thinking Michael Jackson's style.

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<v Speaker 2>If you get if you get a nose job and

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<v Speaker 2>come in.

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<v Speaker 1>Like your real health. But so is it just cosmetic?

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<v Speaker 1>The nose shop is because it's so far, we've got

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<v Speaker 1>no explanation as to why you've been winging about us

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<v Speaker 1>all face the whole time, because they said you were

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<v Speaker 1>born he was born this ways. Sing it, Lady Gaga,

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<v Speaker 1>got baby, I was born this.

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<v Speaker 4>Way, a lot of fatty cartilage.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not fat in your nose.

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<v Speaker 2>While you're there, you might let me get up his snorks.

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<v Speaker 4>Listen, Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>The first option is steroids to break down, to break

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<v Speaker 3>down fatty cartlage. However, the doctor looked at me and

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<v Speaker 3>he goes, I don't know if we're going to be

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<v Speaker 3>able to get them.

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<v Speaker 4>Up with your nose.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to you have to put the steroids up

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<v Speaker 1>your nose.

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<v Speaker 3>Like a steroid spray. But he said, your can't. They're

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<v Speaker 3>just so fatty. We're not sure it's going to take.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you breathe?

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<v Speaker 4>No, this is the problem. I'm like, I'm snoring.

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<v Speaker 1>You're forty two. How have you only realized this now?

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<v Speaker 5>I haven't slept very well my whole life.

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<v Speaker 1>I have been he was born like this with a fat,

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<v Speaker 1>fat bent note. But I've been trying to get him,

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<v Speaker 1>especially as we're go into hide and seek. I wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to get him to do that thing. People are doing

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<v Speaker 1>on Instagram where you tape your mouth shut. Oh, don't

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<v Speaker 1>do that.

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<v Speaker 3>That's why if I get kidnapped or God forbid, introduce

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<v Speaker 3>a gag, I'm cooked.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll be dead.

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<v Speaker 1>You need to sleep with a snorkel. Yes, you'd be

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<v Speaker 1>good at snorkeling.

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<v Speaker 2>Are You're in good company?

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<v Speaker 4>So, guys, I think I'm getting a nose job.

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<v Speaker 1>We're designing it. I'm going with I'm going to Doctor

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<v Speaker 1>Beverly No. No. Two.

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<v Speaker 2>I know you're in good company.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yep.

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<v Speaker 2>Jennifer Aniston's had one. There you go. She's always had.

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<v Speaker 1>One fatty nose or a nose job.

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<v Speaker 2>Cameron Diaz has had a job.

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<v Speaker 1>Michael Jackson did a good one.

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<v Speaker 5>Michael Jackson's flipped up like a convertible.

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<v Speaker 4>The roof's opening on the freeway.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I think you should ask for. Could I

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<v Speaker 1>have a wacko jacko?

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<v Speaker 3>Thanks to be supportive, guys, So.

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<v Speaker 1>There's nothing actually wrong with you.

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<v Speaker 4>You just have a fatty note.

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<v Speaker 1>Jason Laurens Lauren Wake Up Feeling Good on No. One hundred.

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<v Speaker 2>Lauren on Socials