Speaker 1: Oh, hey, okay, I'm feeling really good today. I mean
Speaker 1: I've had a long streak of feeling good.
Speaker 2: We love this.
Speaker 1: When I've got order and I'm organized, I feel good.
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, routine is key.
Speaker 1: It is, isn't it? Plane?
Speaker 2: What is all over your long sleeve?
Speaker 1: Oh? I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's white stuff? Oh?
Speaker 1: Because, Okay, so you've told me that I've got to
Speaker 1: serve a Look.
Speaker 2: You haven't today and I haven't.
Speaker 1: No, well, no I wasn't. And then I remember it
Speaker 1: before I left the house and I put on a
Speaker 1: really beautiful new jacket that.
Speaker 2: I did notice that when you first walked into the ad.
Speaker 1: Yes, but then I just ate pancakes and I thought
Speaker 1: I better take my new jacket off because I will
Speaker 1: get sugar and lemon and butter on them. And then
Speaker 1: we came in here and I forgot to put my
Speaker 1: fancy jacket back on. So in the song, I will go, and.
Speaker 2: You also, how good shrove Tuesday? I loved me a
Speaker 2: free pancake in the kitchen.
Speaker 1: Well you can thank the Catholics for that, I know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we know our way around a feast day.
Speaker 2: Hey, coming up before three o'clock, we're going to give
Speaker 2: someone else the opportunity. They'm and a friend to come
Speaker 2: and sit with you, Swanny and potentially watch me fall
Speaker 2: over on the runway.
Speaker 1: Are you feeling nervous? Are you good?
Speaker 2: I'm good at the moment. I think I'll feel nervous
Speaker 2: on Thursday when it's actually happening.
Speaker 1: Thursday night, you make your fashion catwalk debut Swans, DJ
Speaker 1: Scatter and making your own mixes with Chris cut Crystal
Speaker 1: Jener over the Top.
Speaker 2: I thought Alicia Keys and jay Z could do with
Speaker 2: some You're doing amazing, sweeting.
Speaker 1: Amazing makes everything better. You're listening to the Christy spot Show.
Speaker 1: Well no, but let's open up our diaries just to
Speaker 1: do this Tuesday. Okay, I'm going to start Yesterday. I
Speaker 1: said to the kids, I just want to eat something
Speaker 1: for dinner that we've not ever eaten. You'll never know
Speaker 1: the tedium of the same ten things that you know
Speaker 1: no will hit you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely, your kids are spoil with their choices. And
Speaker 2: I'd also argue that's a hard task for you, Swany,
Speaker 2: given how much stuff you've tried between the jungle, your
Speaker 2: trip to Japan, everything like you've You've literally tasted everything
Speaker 2: something you probably shouldn't have.
Speaker 1: Well, this is interesting that you mentioned Japan because in
Speaker 1: my my first item on my to do list today
Speaker 1: is a fresh entry, make ramen to spring on the kids,
Speaker 1: So tonight they don't like soup, none of them do,
Speaker 1: well Kick does like soup.
Speaker 2: Well, it's a stupid excuse for a dinner. So I'm
Speaker 2: with your kids there.
Speaker 1: No, it's got like a whole roast chicken the suit.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, still, I don't want to drink my dinner. Thanks,
Speaker 2: I'm with your kids. What the day is I'm getting
Speaker 2: for lunch, sure, but not for dinner.
Speaker 1: I'm canceling the director, but for your pocket money. Speak
Speaker 1: to me like that anyway. That's what we're having tonight
Speaker 1: for dinner. And if they don't like it, so was
Speaker 1: about it?
Speaker 2: The door's there, Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1: I can just see PEG's face too.
Speaker 2: She'll be to upset, very upset.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's like I would have killed her bunny, you
Speaker 1: know that sort of level of upset.
Speaker 2: I reckon, you'll be like an hour after they've eaten it.
Speaker 2: I think PEG's going to come to you or she'll
Speaker 2: text you, you being like mum, can I please order her breads?
Speaker 1: Well? No, as soon as I see that face, I
Speaker 1: will be ordering it, okay, because I'm hopeless. Okay. Second
Speaker 1: thing on the to do I've got these great curtains
Speaker 1: from Spotlight for this sort of reno job that I'm doing.
Speaker 1: And I thought that was sort of the end of
Speaker 1: my choice and obligation. But I've got them, and then
Speaker 1: I'm looking at where they go and I go, what
Speaker 1: the hell am I supposing? I don't know how to
Speaker 1: do that? So on my to do list is to
Speaker 1: call Spotlight and say, don't laugh, but I've got the
Speaker 1: curtains and I've got the window. What do I do next?
Speaker 2: I wonder if they offer you, like a FaceTime service
Speaker 2: with an employee at Spotlight to sort of show you
Speaker 2: and run you through how to do it.
Speaker 1: I'm going to add that on my list.
Speaker 2: They should ask, because we're both quite visual people. I
Speaker 2: think you should ask just for forming at FaceTime with
Speaker 2: Jeff on his lunch break.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's exactly what I'm gonna do. And then he
Speaker 1: can take me to the shelf and go unique.
Speaker 2: These exactly let me know how you go.
Speaker 1: And the last thing is very exciting for me because
Speaker 1: you know, I love me a chef They're just my favorite,
Speaker 1: and I love curtistone. I always have yes, and he's
Speaker 1: asked me to come on his TV show and so on.
Speaker 1: My list is choose recipe for Curtis.
Speaker 2: Wait, are you going to cook with you? Yes? That's
Speaker 2: like bucket list, I know. And do you know when
Speaker 2: we get to see it?
Speaker 1: Nah? No idea, but I'm filming it soon.
Speaker 2: Okay, what am I going to cook?
Speaker 1: Ooh, it's got to be something basic, like I can't go. Oh,
Speaker 1: this is my forty five to simple?
Speaker 2: A key?
Speaker 1: No, not a what are you smart? Ass?
Speaker 2: Why? Why did he say that.
Speaker 1: This is what I left on Master Chef for getting
Speaker 1: the bacon. It won't be a keysh Tom. Also, I'm
Speaker 1: stopping the director for your pocket money. You have taken
Speaker 1: cheek pills. Anyway, we can talk about that later. What's
Speaker 1: on your list?
Speaker 2: Our first thing is ask Specsavers to fix my sunglasses.
Speaker 2: I was at a wedding a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 2: Drop my Sonny's on the dance or someone stood on them.
Speaker 2: They're all wonky.
Speaker 1: Literally, walk across the road show them. They'll be done
Speaker 1: in twenty four hours.
Speaker 2: They're not from Spec Savers though.
Speaker 1: Okay, no, they won't be done in twenty four hours.
Speaker 2: Do you think if I still ask them very nicely
Speaker 2: they'll fix them?
Speaker 1: I mean you may. I'll text Henri for you. Okay,
Speaker 1: if you're listening, you're going to need to bring in
Speaker 1: the big guns here.
Speaker 2: And then my other thing is stop by Nadias to
Speaker 2: pick up Chrissy's outfit to Thursday night.
Speaker 1: Amazing, yeah, because we've got a vision. Well, you've got
Speaker 1: a vision. I do want me black suit, dark glasses.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Nadia has gone to Henny and pulled you a look.
Speaker 2: You got to keep it too, really, thank you, and
Speaker 2: I'm going to bring it to you tomorrow to try
Speaker 2: on air to ensure it all fits well, does it
Speaker 2: like it?
Speaker 1: Bum out of it? Like because we crab it on
Speaker 1: the reading carpet yesterday.
Speaker 2: Over these Noude outfits.
Speaker 3: Me too, they're done the Crissy Show.
Speaker 1: It is Shrove Tuesday today and I had I had
Speaker 1: one too many pancakes just now, yeah, because I was like,
Speaker 1: I got to work and it smelt like delicious pancakes,
Speaker 1: one of my favorite foods.
Speaker 2: Do you know that I did not know that.
Speaker 1: I love a fluffy pancake.
Speaker 2: If someone were to say to me, like in an
Speaker 2: interview or something. What's Chrissy's one's favorite food? Do you
Speaker 2: know what I would go with to this day? What
Speaker 2: a potato cake?
Speaker 1: Yes? It is absolutely Did you know you can get
Speaker 1: them from the supermarket?
Speaker 2: Oh? No, you can.
Speaker 1: You can get them in two different sizes. And I crack,
Speaker 1: I crack open my deep fryer and I don't even
Speaker 1: have to leave the house. And they are Chef's Kiss
Speaker 1: Home brand or no, a certain brand that I don't
Speaker 1: even know. They're amazing.
Speaker 2: I'll get onto that anyway.
Speaker 1: Love me a pancake, and I'd got into it too
Speaker 1: late to enjoy the festivities. But you know, me and
Speaker 1: Scuda found a shaken bake bottle yep. And of course
Speaker 1: I'll bring my own butter from home, and I whipped
Speaker 1: it up and I ate too many and I have
Speaker 1: no regrets. But the weird thing is is I was like,
Speaker 1: why is there pancakes at work? And it's Shrove Tuesday.
Speaker 1: And for the first time, I mean, I went to
Speaker 1: a Catholic school, my mom went to a Catholic school.
Speaker 1: I've got three kids at Catholic schools. There has been
Speaker 1: no mention of Shrove Tuesday.
Speaker 2: Oh of course, I thought the kids would have had
Speaker 2: to get around it normally.
Speaker 1: That's what gives me the heads up. You know, I've
Speaker 1: got to go and get a couple of shaken baked
Speaker 1: pancake things. We'll send them off with maple syrup.
Speaker 2: Or decline an offer to volunteer for the morning.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, auto decline. But yeah, I didn't have to
Speaker 1: send off my plug in fry pan or anything. So
Speaker 1: I was very surprised. And I'm a bit sad because
Speaker 1: you know, I love a bit of Catholic nonsense. I
Speaker 1: get in trouble for saying that. You know that I
Speaker 1: said when I was in Paris, I went to visit
Speaker 1: one of the famous French saints who never decomposed but
Speaker 1: dead for hundreds of years.
Speaker 2: I remember you showing me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I just love.
Speaker 2: All that stuff.
Speaker 1: And I referred to it as Catholic nonsense, and oh
Speaker 1: my god, I'm nearly There was some very upset people.
Speaker 2: Guys. It's twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1: I know I love all that stuff. It's I'm not saying,
Speaker 1: you know, anything bad about it, and I love I
Speaker 1: love all the because Tom Cassimento, you're a through Catholic.
Speaker 1: I was raised Catholic. Yeah, and then so because you
Speaker 1: were raised Catholic, you've got all those funny songs in
Speaker 1: your head. And you know, someone says, go now in peace,
Speaker 1: and you know what to say next. Fasly with you
Speaker 1: and also with you we left up our hearts. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I love all those little funny bits and bobs, And
Speaker 1: one of them popped up the other day out of
Speaker 1: the blue, from my son's mouth, kid thirteen. So you
Speaker 1: know I love I love a sioky mummy child thing
Speaker 1: because you know, ever since my kids were born, I'm
Speaker 1: just painfully aware that the time is running out, and
Speaker 1: so I every night I go to their bedrooms, even
Speaker 1: though they're way too old, and I rub a little
Speaker 1: bit of lavender oil on their temples, and lately I
Speaker 1: have been rubbing magnesium oil in the soles of their feet.
Speaker 1: You are a good well because it really it really
Speaker 1: helps with sleep. I really really recommend it.
Speaker 2: Magnesium is a life changer, isn't It's an extraordinary liquid.
Speaker 1: So I was in Kit's room and sometimes their feet
Speaker 1: are dirty. Even though they all have a shower, the
Speaker 1: kids are just dirty. So by the time I get
Speaker 1: to their feet dirty, So I always arrived at the
Speaker 1: bedroom with the bottle of spray magnesium. This is you know,
Speaker 1: I'm really telling you stuff here and a and a
Speaker 1: hot face washer. Wow, because I want to wipe their
Speaker 1: feet first at the white Lotus. I know it is.
Speaker 1: It sounds very weird, but you know, I don't want
Speaker 1: to rub a dirty foot, so I, you know, bring
Speaker 1: the thing to bring face washer to wipe it. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I came in and I was wiping kids feet with
Speaker 1: a warm face washer, and he goes, oh, this is
Speaker 1: very merry Magdalen because she famously washed Jesus' feet. And
Speaker 1: then I started to sing. I go, I go, yes, sir,
Speaker 1: and then I started to sing this song broke out
Speaker 1: into a prost you Jesus starting along. Only can do that.
Speaker 2: They know their way around a tune. Oh man, amen, Hey,
Speaker 2: how good was seen Elton John and Chapelone seeing this.
Speaker 1: I love all this old and new business that's going on,
Speaker 1: you know, Spread Carpenter, Dolly Parton fabulous.
Speaker 2: We'll talk about it before three o'clock on The Christy
Speaker 2: Swan Show, Happy Tuesday.
Speaker 3: The Christy Swan Show, The Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: Speaking of songs, I wonder what you're going to make
Speaker 1: your fashion catwalk debut too.
Speaker 4: Australia's the largest fashion there.
Speaker 2: Papal Melde Fashion Festival is back at a large eight tickets, PayPal,
Speaker 2: MFF dot com.
Speaker 4: Jack's VOVC.
Speaker 1: Made look you know, out out of everybody on this show,
Speaker 1: I'm not surprised that you were the ones selected to
Speaker 1: do the catwalkers. I don't think Fella Hamilton have a
Speaker 1: have a show in fashion festival.
Speaker 2: I know I'm quite I'm quite nervous about it, but
Speaker 2: I'm at the stage where I've blocked it out of
Speaker 2: my brain and I'm not going to think about it
Speaker 2: until I'm there doing it.
Speaker 1: Look, think of the quote in the great film dead
Speaker 1: Man Walking.
Speaker 2: Oh Wow, think of.
Speaker 1: Me as Susan Sarandon, the kind nun, and you the
Speaker 1: convicted murderer on death row. When you're a bit nervous,
Speaker 1: so you feel scared about what's going to happen, you
Speaker 1: just look into the eyes of love.
Speaker 2: Okay, I shall.
Speaker 1: Look into the eyes. I will be there. I'll have
Speaker 1: dark shades over them, but you can imagine.
Speaker 2: I can just visualize them.
Speaker 1: You actually do look nervous. You don't get nervous and
Speaker 1: you look nervous.
Speaker 2: I don't because I love this. Modeling's a real skill.
Speaker 2: People don't give these people enough credit, especially runway models.
Speaker 2: There's an art to that walk.
Speaker 1: There is, and you still haven't learned any of it.
Speaker 2: Nope, I'm just going to give it a whirl on
Speaker 2: the day.
Speaker 1: I'll call me Caan go Hello, Lucy. Hello, that's the best.
Speaker 1: That's the best greeting I've had for a very long time. Lucy.
Speaker 1: How are you feeling? You're right?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna know whereabout to you loose? Where are
Speaker 2: you calling from?
Speaker 5: Step Alburn, South Australia, about an hour out of Adelaide.
Speaker 1: Wow. So if you are lucky enough to come to
Speaker 1: Jack's catwalk debut, you're gonna get the plane and all
Speaker 1: of that sort of bizo. Yes, Lucy, the good news
Speaker 1: is it is you.
Speaker 2: We're going to see your Thursday night, Lucy. You know
Speaker 2: it's just to see me walk down a runway. Yeah,
Speaker 2: what a vibe. So, Lucy, not only will you get
Speaker 2: to see me probably fall over, you'll get to hang
Speaker 2: out with Swanee and sit with her, and you get
Speaker 2: to stay at the Langham Hotel in Melbourne, which is
Speaker 2: like one of the best.
Speaker 5: Thank you so much, Mom and I jumping around screaming.
Speaker 1: We listen to you guys every day. Oh I love it.
Speaker 1: What's your mom's name? Deb? All right, Deb and Lucy
Speaker 1: will see you. Hey, just before you we go. We're
Speaker 1: trying to we're trying to pump Jack up and get
Speaker 1: him excited. If you could pick any song for him
Speaker 1: to to sort of arrive at the top of the
Speaker 1: catwalk to, what would it be? Yes, yeah, my busy care, Yes, Lucy,
Speaker 1: that is a good one.
Speaker 2: Lucy, thank you for your excitement. We can't wait to
Speaker 2: meet you on Thursday night and your mum Deb, We
Speaker 2: will see you then. Australia's largest fashion event, PayPal Melbourne
Speaker 2: Fashion Festival is back until March eight. For tickets, head
Speaker 2: to PayPal dot mm f F dot com dot au.
Speaker 1: This is going to be such a great night. I'm
Speaker 1: so excited.
Speaker 2: I'll be excited once it's so Yeah.
Speaker 3: The Crisy Swan Show, She'll real wrong.
Speaker 1: I have a little story about that's your soul. You're
Speaker 1: listening to the Chrissy Swan Show on Nova. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you next.
Speaker 4: Chrissy's cliche.
Speaker 1: I'm going to get into a full Oscars rap, a
Speaker 1: post rap, but first seed that song, Oh year was it?
Speaker 2: I'm going to guess two thousand and five.
Speaker 1: No, it's it's before that because when my No, that's
Speaker 1: not it anyway. No, it's before that because you know,
Speaker 1: on Friday night I hosted dinner and it was with
Speaker 1: my ex that I broke up with in two thousand,
Speaker 1: so it's before that. Anyway, it must have made okay, well,
Speaker 1: that's odd because maybe we broke up later than I thought. Anyway,
Speaker 1: he was like, you always hated that song, and I
Speaker 1: said yeah, because you know, it was jealous. Nobody was
Speaker 1: ever gonna say, you know, don't you wish? Your comment
Speaker 1: was hot? Like mad? I didn't like it. Anyway. Leo
Speaker 1: came home really late for his from his social event,
Speaker 1: and you know, I wasn't mad at all. I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my.
Speaker 4: God, Yeah, he's home.
Speaker 2: It's great.
Speaker 1: So he walks in and then someone said I need
Speaker 1: to even are you going to be mad? I said no,
Speaker 1: and then why would I be? It's his house, he's
Speaker 1: coming on. Yeah, and I said, someone said, oh, you're
Speaker 1: a cool mom, and then I broke out into don't
Speaker 1: you wish? Your Mama was cool.
Speaker 2: Lack Men show film was don'cha?
Speaker 1: I mean, we could talk about Nicole Schulzinger for ten minutes,
Speaker 1: but we must do a full recap of the Oscars.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: Now, to me, More did not win the Oscar. I mean,
Speaker 1: we can't be too sad. She won the other two awards,
Speaker 1: and she's done well and done, and she's delivered some
Speaker 1: incredible speeches that no one will forget. But I would
Speaker 1: have liked it to get the Oscar.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I still feel flat for her. I think she
Speaker 2: secretly would have been quite flat.
Speaker 1: I think so too, because it feels like, oh, when
Speaker 1: am I going to get an opportunity again?
Speaker 2: Correct?
Speaker 1: When my he Madison won it for Anora, a lip
Speaker 1: reader could make out that Demi said, nice.
Speaker 2: Nice, That's something you say when you're not feeling great,
Speaker 2: but you know you've got to be positive. Amazing. Congratulations
Speaker 2: is what you'd yell out if you were.
Speaker 1: There's been sort of two heartbreaking loss footages this year
Speaker 1: with Billy shopping and then to me More, I can't
Speaker 1: stand it. Speaking of not being able to stand, Kylie
Speaker 1: Jenna is being slammed because when she was introduced to
Speaker 1: Elton John, she didn't stand up, and apparently you've got
Speaker 1: to stand up. I mean, you should stand up anyway
Speaker 1: when you're introduced to anybody, but apparently, especially because he's
Speaker 1: a sur.
Speaker 2: That makes me sort of even happier. She didn't stand
Speaker 2: for him.
Speaker 1: She wouldn't really understand, would she. She's very young, and she's.
Speaker 2: They're very American, like they're not across all of that. Noyeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And also if you see the vision, she's sitting down.
Speaker 2: Timothy Chalomaye is sort of crouching, and then Elton's standing.
Speaker 2: Elton's basically sitting down anyway the way he's leaning over.
Speaker 1: And also her feet would have been so sore, Like
Speaker 1: you just don't stand for anybody, even Sir Elton. Speaking
Speaker 1: of Elton, he had an after party and Chapel roan
Speaker 1: and he took to the stage. Now you can hear
Speaker 1: Elton singing barely barely, and he is if you see
Speaker 1: the footage, he's staring at her mouth going like, what's
Speaker 1: the next word?
Speaker 2: I mean, the audio engineer did everyone a favor there,
Speaker 2: having his mic quite low.
Speaker 1: Yes, agreed and did everybody a favor when he turned
Speaker 1: up the vocals on Chaperone singing Elton's massive hit your
Speaker 1: song jus as Verizon. Boys like you just don't. You
Speaker 1: don't want it to start.
Speaker 2: Apparently, tickets to that after party even if you were
Speaker 2: invited with fifteen thousand dollars?
Speaker 1: What? Why? Who's making that?
Speaker 2: I feel like it would probably go to a charity
Speaker 2: that Elton's organized. But like the likes of Kathy Hilton,
Speaker 2: Paris Hilton, everyone that attended had to buy a ticket,
Speaker 2: that seems.
Speaker 1: A little bit mean. Like never Tony Jones the sports reporter,
Speaker 1: charge everybody twenty dollars in their head for a pizza,
Speaker 1: pizza and know it's the same sort of thing.
Speaker 2: It's for the AIDS Foundation.
Speaker 1: Oh well, then that makes sense. Now I feel bad.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I just googled that.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about. Yeah, he's big on that actually now. Fashion.
Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian wore a white Valenciaga ball gown. Everyone's trashing
Speaker 1: her for it. I think it is gorgeous and I
Speaker 1: feel like just anything she does, people are going to go.
Speaker 2: Don't agree, Let's leave her alone. I don't know how
Speaker 2: you could fault that. I get that people are saying
Speaker 2: it's bridal, but who.
Speaker 1: Cares what it's the Oscars, like the rules are out
Speaker 1: of the you know, thrown out the window. It does
Speaker 1: look a little bit like a tissue that Leo's forgotten
Speaker 1: to take it out of his school trips, shorts that
Speaker 1: I have to take out of the washing machine. Zoe
Speaker 1: Kravitz had a bum out. I'm sick of that.
Speaker 2: I don't like that game. We get it. The anchor
Speaker 2: sen sorry did it at the Grammys. We don't need
Speaker 2: to see everyone new, It's.
Speaker 1: Just no thank you. And Julia Fox wore the most
Speaker 1: revolting dress I've ever seen. It was like clear mesh
Speaker 1: with a human hair applice. It looks like when you
Speaker 1: pull on a little bit of a hair in your
Speaker 1: shower and a whole big sie of ferret tale comes out.
Speaker 1: It's disgusting.
Speaker 4: Is a Christy Swan show.
Speaker 1: I cannot wait to get to our Air Tasker story today?
Speaker 1: Do you love air Tasker? Like? Are you a regular user?
Speaker 2: I would say semi regular. I actually only use it
Speaker 2: when I need to get my apartment cleaned.
Speaker 1: Oh and that's all?
Speaker 2: That's all? Yeah, I might.
Speaker 1: I haven't done an inventory what I've used it for.
Speaker 1: I will go through it.
Speaker 2: Can you clear?
Speaker 1: When we get to it in half an hour or so,
Speaker 1: very very great service.
Speaker 2: We're going to be talking about that before four o'clock.
Speaker 2: But next Chrissy's quizy thirteen twenty four to ten if
Speaker 2: you would like to win a bum bag now, Swanny
Speaker 2: Billie Eilish is kicking off the Melbourne leg of her
Speaker 2: hit Me Hard and Soft to It tonight.
Speaker 1: Will have been camping out. We've just been looking at
Speaker 1: the footage.
Speaker 2: It's just a sea of kmart tents.
Speaker 1: Crazy.
Speaker 2: I'm going with you this Saturday night, but I'm also
Speaker 2: going tonight.
Speaker 1: Look at you. What an Eilish pig you turned out
Speaker 1: to be.
Speaker 2: I know, but I think I'm allowed to be. She's
Speaker 2: the one person I can see twice.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, I saw Taylor twice.
Speaker 2: I love her so much. She's just dying at a
Speaker 2: vegan restaurant here in Melbourne.
Speaker 1: Much the Chrissy.
Speaker 3: Swan Show, The Crissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: Is this Swan Show or Nova home of the world
Speaker 1: famous limited edition bum.
Speaker 4: Bag Chrissies Quizzy.
Speaker 1: It's actually a very exciting day for maybecause I'm wearing
Speaker 1: I opened a freshy, opened a fresh bum bag today
Speaker 1: and I've moved all my essentials in there a pair
Speaker 1: of box k in the front. No one knows anything
Speaker 1: apart from me.
Speaker 2: How long does the bum bag get a run for?
Speaker 2: Like a week or days? No? I mean like your rotation.
Speaker 1: Though, depends on what I'm wearing. Sometimes I wear a
Speaker 1: navy one or my beige one, yes, or today I
Speaker 1: just went black basic. Hello there, jess. Hi?
Speaker 2: Okay, right, she is blunts for a Tuesday.
Speaker 1: Get on with it. Sorry, are you busy me?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 6: I just picked up my daughter from school and she's
Speaker 6: like staring me down.
Speaker 1: Put her on, put her on? Hi? Hi, what's your name? Peyton?
Speaker 1: If you're just patient for a little bit longer, I'm
Speaker 1: going to give you a prize. Okay, all right? You
Speaker 1: put your mom? He put your mom on? Okay, can
Speaker 1: hear Peyton?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Sort of that? So whatever.
Speaker 2: Hey Mikayla, Hey guys, how are you mean? What have
Speaker 2: you been up to today?
Speaker 6: I picked up my son and I got to my
Speaker 6: daughter's pick up location forty minutes early, so I've got time.
Speaker 1: Oh nice, God, everyone's really relaxing, low key today.
Speaker 2: Let's try and when you when you were bum bag?
Speaker 1: Mikayla, your names are your buzzers? Best of five first
Speaker 1: and three wins it. Question number one, I can never
Speaker 1: say this now. Vladimir Zelenski is the president of which country? Yes, Mikayla, yes,
Speaker 1: yess Ukraine so has had a sip of diet coke.
Speaker 1: Given we're also relaxed, you're allowed to do that. Is
Speaker 1: that peyton in the background that I just said it
Speaker 1: was going to be behaving or not? Oh, that's your son, Okay?
Speaker 2: What's your son's name?
Speaker 1: Mikayla, Hudson, Hudson, I've got a peyton as well. How
Speaker 1: it's a good. Question number two, shuttle Cock is used
Speaker 1: in which sport?
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, correct.
Speaker 1: Let's let's get this over quickly for Michayla because Hudson's
Speaker 1: losing his mind.
Speaker 2: Question number three.
Speaker 1: Who hosted yesterday's Oscars? Mikayla, Yes, Mikayla correct. What is
Speaker 1: the name of the virtual assistant developed by Apple? Yes,
Speaker 1: Jess is a No Taylor?
Speaker 2: Yes, Kayla, it is Siri.
Speaker 1: That's to a piece.
Speaker 2: Question number five is for the win for either of you?
Speaker 1: Which superstar singer just ran the Tokyo Marathon. There's no
Speaker 1: end to his talents. It is, of course, Harrik style.
Speaker 1: Question number six, what is a corsage. Yes, Jess, a.
Speaker 6: Piece of like a flower on your wrist thing.
Speaker 1: Yes, it is.
Speaker 2: Congratulations Jess, you have won the bum bag. But because
Speaker 2: we've spoken to Peyton and we like Hudson, I'm going
Speaker 2: to send you both a family pass to The Lost Tiger,
Speaker 2: which is in cinemas now.
Speaker 6: Amazing, Thank you, thank.
Speaker 2: You, welcome. Next, we're going to be talking about that
Speaker 2: Air Tasker story.
Speaker 3: The Crispy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: I mean, I've got an emergency at a hot chip shop.
Speaker 2: What's happened?
Speaker 1: Pegs just tried to buy hot chips and it can't.
Speaker 1: It's been declined. So I've just had to put another
Speaker 1: twenty bucks in a pock of money. You're listening to
Speaker 1: the Crizzy Sword Show on nov. I mean, she could
Speaker 1: have called Air Tasker. She could have she could have
Speaker 1: posted on air Tasker. Someone bring me some hot chips,
Speaker 1: because this is if you. I mean, we take for
Speaker 1: granted that everybody knows what air Tasker is.
Speaker 2: Some don't.
Speaker 1: It is a great app that you have on your
Speaker 1: phone and you can put anything on it, you know
Speaker 1: those things that I mean you would use it for
Speaker 1: stuff like you know, some bring me something now? At
Speaker 1: two in the morning or whatever. Yeah, but for me,
Speaker 1: it's like those annoying things that you don't know, Like,
Speaker 1: for example, when I was talking about the curtains that
Speaker 1: I just bought and I don't know how to put
Speaker 1: them up, and you know, a curtain shop isn't going
Speaker 1: to help me. I don't want to go to a
Speaker 1: fancy curtain place. You go on air task you go, hey,
Speaker 1: does anyone know how to hang these? And you take
Speaker 1: a photo of the curtain, and you take a photo
Speaker 1: of where it's going, and then miraculously.
Speaker 2: These offers don't coming.
Speaker 1: They come in when your jobs get done. It is
Speaker 1: a miracle. And a woman found out this in the
Speaker 1: most gorgeous way on Saturday night? Was it? And over
Speaker 1: the weekend the IVY and SOS went up on air
Speaker 1: tasker very simply saying, bring me a pair of size
Speaker 1: eight sneakers to the IVY Nightclub. Further details, any pair
Speaker 1: of sneakers size eight with socks. I need them at
Speaker 1: the Ivy. This was on Friday night.
Speaker 2: It was right before Mardi Gras on Saturday Friday night, and.
Speaker 1: It says this task needs to be completed today.
Speaker 2: Now I love this so much.
Speaker 1: Anyway, within minutes, one hundred dollars got her a pair
Speaker 1: of used sneakers. That can you imagine what that would
Speaker 1: have felt like.
Speaker 2: Oh, the relief in this woman's feet.
Speaker 1: Oh there's nothing worse than having sought for your feet
Speaker 1: to let you down when your mind and spirit are
Speaker 1: ready to go.
Speaker 2: How good I actually, I just checked my air Tasker.
Speaker 2: I was saying to you before I use it to
Speaker 2: when I would let my apartment cleaned, I find cleaners
Speaker 2: on there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, cause, yeah, there's there's very clever people that can
Speaker 1: do almost any anything. I looked up mine. It's yours.
Speaker 2: One night though, swany at the end of last year,
Speaker 2: I was at a friend's apartment. We'd had a dinner
Speaker 2: and the person I was with, actually everyone listening would
Speaker 2: know she was after a cigarette, you know sometimes after
Speaker 2: a few drinks, people just crave one. Yes, And we
Speaker 2: didn't want to walk anywhere to get them for her,
Speaker 2: So we uploaded it to air Tasker, and I wrote
Speaker 2: buy cigarettes and deliver and offered fifty dollars. I think
Speaker 2: we never.
Speaker 1: Even bought a packet of cigarette.
Speaker 2: I know. I've got no idea though, because I don't smoke,
Speaker 2: so I was just trying to help her. Her phone
Speaker 2: was dead. Oh this is my no one bit no one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're saying, put in twenty bucks of your
Speaker 1: own money and deliver them for free.
Speaker 2: She ended up having to go for a walk.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no doubt about it. I've just looked at mine.
Speaker 1: Mine very funny.
Speaker 2: What of yours?
Speaker 1: Mainly it says, okay, so there's a few here. See
Speaker 1: if you can see a pattern. Dismantle spring free trampoline.
Speaker 1: Assemble spring free trampoline later. So we obviously moved down,
Speaker 1: so we needed to take it down, put it up, dismantling.
Speaker 1: There's all that sort of Oh and another one just
Speaker 1: dismantled spring free trampoline. So that was when we moved again.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten. What is the weirdest request you
Speaker 2: have made on air tasker before?
Speaker 1: If you're an air tasker, what's the weirdest job you've
Speaker 1: said yes to?
Speaker 3: Yes, the Crissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: We're talking Air tasker. A woman at Mardi gras her feet.
Speaker 1: I can imagine what on fire and throbbing. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: and it would have seemed like such a great idea
Speaker 1: to wear those sky high heels.
Speaker 2: Yes, she would have looked fabulous. But after dancing to
Speaker 2: Padum Paduan for three and a half minutes, her heels
Speaker 2: would have felt like a volcano on fire.
Speaker 1: Yes, absolutely, so she air tasked a pair of used runners.
Speaker 1: She didn't care what they were, and they arrived one
Speaker 1: hundred dollars later made good?
Speaker 2: Is that thirteen twenty four to ten? What is the
Speaker 2: weirdest thing you've requested an air air tasker to do?
Speaker 2: Or maybe you are an air tasker and you do
Speaker 2: the weird stuff?
Speaker 1: Hey Leaby, Hello, Hi, what is the So are you
Speaker 1: an air tasker or did you contact air Tasker?
Speaker 6: I contacted them. I've got a bit of an addiction
Speaker 6: to it because I'm a busy mum with four kids,
Speaker 6: so I can't discuss myself.
Speaker 1: So what did you put on there? What was your task?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 6: I'm a wildlife Cara and Joey a kangaroo. Joey came
Speaker 6: up on my app for collections from a local vet.
Speaker 6: But my baby was asleep, so I put on air
Speaker 6: tasker could someone please pick it.
Speaker 2: Up for me?
Speaker 6: But they also had to give it a quick bottle
Speaker 6: and you have to toilet them so because the mum
Speaker 6: usually stimulates them to make them go to the toilet,
Speaker 6: so I had to run through with this guy who
Speaker 6: was struggling to understand what even a joey was at
Speaker 6: the time. He managed to do it, and he brought
Speaker 6: the little Joey to me and we raised him and
Speaker 6: released him. So it worked out.
Speaker 1: Well, Libby, you've got to take a break. You've got
Speaker 1: four human joey's. Maybe just let but we love it.
Speaker 2: I know, I know, I.
Speaker 3: Love it too.
Speaker 2: How much did you pay this air tasker to do
Speaker 2: this because this is a hectic job.
Speaker 6: Yeah, right, it is a hectic job. Eighty dollars and
Speaker 6: it took him two hours.
Speaker 2: And I feel like I've fully ripped fully ripped him off.
Speaker 6: I did not mean to. That was his offer, and
Speaker 6: I said, okay, well.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you ripped him off. If you
Speaker 1: were going to do it, you weren't going to be
Speaker 1: paid at all.
Speaker 6: And I think the experience of holding a little joey
Speaker 6: and feeding it and cuddling it, that's like amazing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is cool nothing, Libby, You're a legend. We're
Speaker 2: going to send you a double pass to Novercaine No
Speaker 2: Pain in Cinema's April three.
Speaker 6: Thank you so much. I love you guys.
Speaker 1: I love you, Libby. What a kind woman. You can
Speaker 1: just hear it, can't you can? Hello? Beck? Hello?
Speaker 5: How are you good?
Speaker 1: What's the weirdest thing that's happened on Air Tasker.
Speaker 5: I've actually got a friend who did an air tasking
Speaker 5: quest and she asked someone to buy a backpack for
Speaker 5: her at Melbourne Central and send it through the post
Speaker 5: to Geelong where she lives, because the backpack was only
Speaker 5: available online. A little bit of a life pack.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yes, oh god. I hate it when
Speaker 1: you see something you must have and it says in
Speaker 1: store only.
Speaker 2: I know, but picking a backpack up in store on
Speaker 2: air Tasker would look a little sash a double past
Speaker 2: and overcame No Pain in Cinema's April three.
Speaker 1: A lot of trust in these papers because they were
Speaker 1: just taken off with the with the backpack. I love
Speaker 1: that that's you know, it doesn't happen.
Speaker 2: I love that we've got in a no a noon.
Speaker 1: So you're obviously an air tasker and you've done a
Speaker 1: questionable task. Yes, definitely, Okay, tell me what happened?
Speaker 7: So had a lady put on Air Tasker for a
Speaker 7: male's voice recording? Oh so I responded to the task.
Speaker 7: I was saying that I could do it. She met
Speaker 7: up with me at a shopping center and she actually
Speaker 7: wanted me to say somewhere say another guy's name and details.
Speaker 7: What it worked out was she was going through a
Speaker 7: divorce and the joint bank account she'd been locked out
Speaker 7: of so she wasn't able to get her own money. Wow,
Speaker 7: So I helped to get her own money out of
Speaker 7: a joint bank account that he'd locked on her.
Speaker 1: And did she did it work? Did your roosts work? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I actually ended up carting her a little bit extra
Speaker 7: money because with the.
Speaker 2: You heard how much was in her account?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Yeah, basically if you done, it's going to be an
Speaker 8: extra couple hundred dollars. And she was happy to pay it,
Speaker 8: so so happy and the family she paid parf of
Speaker 8: our holiday.
Speaker 1: When she put the when she put the task up,
Speaker 1: did she price it? I mean, it's an unusual thing.
Speaker 8: Three fifty she put on it.
Speaker 1: And then how unusual.
Speaker 8: I just thought I was going to go to like
Speaker 8: an acting gig or something like that, you know, maybe
Speaker 8: sort of like a commercial or something of voice recording
Speaker 8: for a phone company or I think, and yeah, it
Speaker 8: turned out that it completely wasn't that it was something else.
Speaker 1: And what did What did you get in the end
Speaker 1: for it?
Speaker 8: I got about five hundred and fifty.
Speaker 2: Sah, that's bloody great.
Speaker 1: She got her friend and she yeah, and she got
Speaker 1: her freedom.
Speaker 2: So yeah, basically the situation really, you're Jason Statham mate.
Speaker 3: The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: But Barlay Carl, what about.
Speaker 4: That Chrissy's clique bait?
Speaker 1: I think a lot of people wouldn't have even known
Speaker 1: that Dolly Parton was married.
Speaker 2: I didn't really, She's never really spoken about him in
Speaker 2: interviews that I've seen or that I've read.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so she was married in nineteen sixty six to
Speaker 1: her husband, Karl, and he has just passed away. They
Speaker 1: were together for sixty years. Really essentially, they met in six,
Speaker 1: nineteen sixty four, and married in nineteen sixty six.
Speaker 2: My favorite tidbit I've read Swan is that they outside
Speaker 2: the Wishy Washy laundromat the day she moved to Nashville
Speaker 2: at eighteen the day.
Speaker 1: So she wasn't she wasn't even Dolly Parton when they met.
Speaker 1: Isn't that amazing? You know? It's incredible? So he was
Speaker 1: there right from literally the first day of her career.
Speaker 2: That's unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he was like famously shy, not not shy
Speaker 1: as in you know, personality wise, did not like the limelight.
Speaker 1: I car't to do any.
Speaker 2: Of that, so just let her do her thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but she spoke about him, you know, when it
Speaker 1: would come up. It's not that she denied his existence.
Speaker 1: So sad, so she posted on Instagram or someone did
Speaker 1: for or I assume Carl and I spent many wonderful
Speaker 1: years together. Words can't do justice to the love we
Speaker 1: shared for over sixty years. Can you imagine sixty years?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's going to be I can't imagine putting yourself
Speaker 2: in someone's shoes without that person.
Speaker 1: Now, I know, like that's really roughs, really rough.
Speaker 2: She's got a lot of beautiful people and friends around her,
Speaker 2: But I'm sure we'll rally around it.
Speaker 1: But how sad? Did you know that she wrote this
Speaker 1: song that Whitney Houston made famous.
Speaker 2: I had no idea, and I had no idea that
Speaker 2: there's even a version of her singing it until you
Speaker 2: told me this afternoon.
Speaker 1: Funny. I just thought everyone would know that. No, and
Speaker 1: Whitney Houston does a better version. As much as I love.
Speaker 2: Dolly, Glad you said it.
Speaker 1: And even Dolly says it, Oh yeah, yeah, absolutely, Hey
Speaker 1: look sad more sad news for people that love working
Speaker 1: from home. What Peter Dutton has said that if he
Speaker 1: gets in, there's going to be absolutely not one minute
Speaker 1: of it anymore. Everyone's back at the office working nat
Speaker 1: too fat. I mean, it's a weird situation for me.
Speaker 1: I cannot I can't have an opinion on it because
Speaker 1: I've never worked from home radio. We're still to come
Speaker 1: into the studio, so I don't know what it's like.
Speaker 1: I don't know the pros, I don't know the cons.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean my sort of suspicion is
Speaker 1: that I would not be able to do it. I
Speaker 1: would not be able to work a normal job from home.
Speaker 2: The distractions of being home would definitely take over, right Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, oh, I've just got to do the dishwasher,
Speaker 1: and then I'll look at this brief or and then
Speaker 1: that would be I've got to clear that pile of washing.
Speaker 1: I just I would never be able to. I mean, look,
Speaker 1: I disme lid to people that can do it, But
Speaker 1: when I'm at home. I find it really hard to
Speaker 1: do anything that's not about the kids and the house.
Speaker 2: Yes, really hard to do. List is in front of you. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think it's a good thing. I think where it's
Speaker 2: twenty twenty five, it's time to get back in the office.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure if it's coming from a place of
Speaker 2: jealousy because we don't work from home, but no, it's not.
Speaker 2: I love coming into work. I think it's really important
Speaker 2: for your mind to separate work and home. I do
Speaker 2: too able to go home and be that that had
Speaker 2: that as a place of solitude and relaxation. I also
Speaker 2: think like there's three hundred and sixty five thousand people
Speaker 2: that will be ordered back to the office. You know
Speaker 2: a lot of those are taxpayer funded job. So yeah, well,
Speaker 2: thanks toe.
Speaker 1: In the office, you guys, thank you, Thank you Steve
Speaker 1: for wang in. Can we talk about it tomorrow. I
Speaker 1: want to hear some different opinions about the end of
Speaker 1: work from home.
Speaker 2: People that are.
Speaker 1: Really sad about it, People that are sad about it
Speaker 1: because they really haven't done anything for the last four
Speaker 1: or five minutes and got away with it. Like I want,
Speaker 1: like a moratorium, let's do.
Speaker 2: It some honesty about it. Yeah, Hey, Ricky Lead, Tim
Speaker 2: and Joel are up next. Shout out to everyone in
Speaker 2: Melbourne that is going to Billie Eilish's first Melbourne show.
Speaker 1: Why do you Jack?
Speaker 2: I'm so excited. I will see you here at two
Speaker 2: pm tomorrow.
Speaker 1: My morn will see Doug Chrissy Swan Show is a
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