Speaker 1: Go get your every day Adelaides. It's the gorgeous Ryan Fitzgerald,
Speaker 1: Gay fits Ell.
Speaker 2: The Bang is Saturday, December second, heind March.
Speaker 3: I'll see you there, food Fighters. I'm going to that one.
Speaker 4: Are you coming?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Definitely going to that one.
Speaker 2: And to all my mates down south who haven't paid
Speaker 2: me for tickets yet, I don't worry.
Speaker 3: I know where you live.
Speaker 5: Do you know what?
Speaker 6: They probably just all assume that you got them for
Speaker 6: free because you're Ryan's and you're working radio, so it's
Speaker 6: just unlimited.
Speaker 4: Tickets there is.
Speaker 3: I'm not joking because I do.
Speaker 2: I'll because my mates are very unorganized, so I'll send
Speaker 2: out a group text and go, Okay, who's keen to
Speaker 2: go to this gig?
Speaker 3: Everyone will go yeah, keen yet, no worries.
Speaker 2: And then on the night of the gig there's always
Speaker 2: this moment where they go.
Speaker 3: They go to their wallets. Do we owe you anything? Yep,
Speaker 3: you sure do.
Speaker 1: For it is their same.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's right.
Speaker 1: I was going to say, you got a rock Harvest
Speaker 1: Festival in charts because playing the Harvest Rock.
Speaker 2: Yes, Saturday, We're going Saturday, October twenty eight. Jamiroquai is
Speaker 2: playing bad Dreams are playing. You've got the Rolling Stones
Speaker 2: review with Tim Rodgers and Text Perkins and ad A Leader.
Speaker 2: There's some really good bands, Nil Rogers Chic. I'm really
Speaker 2: looking forward to it. Last year we took the kids
Speaker 2: last year. It was such a great day. That was
Speaker 2: keep this under your von Dutch. That's when we snuck
Speaker 2: the kids backstage and that was side of stage for
Speaker 2: Jack White and it was eleven o'clock at night. Jodes
Speaker 2: and my son Lenny looked at me and goes, I'm cold.
Speaker 2: I want to go home, and he hasn't played Seven
Speaker 2: Nation Army. And as he said that, the start of
Speaker 2: the song, it started with the drum and the kids
Speaker 2: went crazy. He got their second win and then we
Speaker 2: ended up having a three day bender.
Speaker 1: It was all I was going to say. The kids
Speaker 1: were like, hey, Dad, what was Tim Rogers doing? And
Speaker 1: You're like, don't worry about that. Boys.
Speaker 6: Do you know when you said you were coming along
Speaker 6: to Harvest Rock, Hazey's face lit up as if he
Speaker 6: wanted to say, we'll be there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're going together before him. Let's go. Yeah. Absolutely,
Speaker 3: And that's it for the day. I don't want any icon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sez I didn't want to take too far, but
Speaker 1: I was going to say, do you mind if I
Speaker 1: sit on your shoulders?
Speaker 3: Yes, you can, as long as you've got your pants.
Speaker 5: I'm not kidding this.
Speaker 6: This week we gave away some Harvest Rock tickets and
Speaker 6: Hazy said to a female listener, I can hoist you
Speaker 6: up on my shoulders if you like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And that was just before she said I'm actually
Speaker 1: taking my partner. So that's not going to go down
Speaker 1: too well with your partner or my wife. So if
Speaker 1: I'd had my time again, Fitzy, I probably wouldn't have
Speaker 1: said that.
Speaker 7: Well.
Speaker 3: We went to ship.
Speaker 2: I took the two my two boys to shepherd and
Speaker 2: last week for it was a big yes campaign and
Speaker 2: they had ab original played Paul Kelly, Jimmy Barnes and
Speaker 2: Hilltop Hords Adelaide's own and my son Lenny said, can
Speaker 2: I get up on your shoulders?
Speaker 3: Dad?
Speaker 2: And at the time you think, oh, this is awesome.
Speaker 2: He's on my shoulders. He's really getting into it. Five
Speaker 2: minutes later, pizing my shoulders were aching and there's this moment.
Speaker 2: It's actually good with kids because then they get pins
Speaker 2: and needles in their legs and.
Speaker 1: Down legs that's amazing. I think the same thing. So
Speaker 1: even if I mean, I don't want to go into
Speaker 1: specific numbers, but if you're if you're a lady and
Speaker 1: you weigh fifty kilos, yeah you're tiny. Yes, let's think
Speaker 1: about fifty kilos on your shoulders. Yeah, is that right.
Speaker 4: I'm a lady and I wish I weighed fifty kilos.
Speaker 1: Get up my shoulders.
Speaker 2: Well, if you did, Joni, you'd be riding more Forville
Speaker 2: this week matter getting a lot of winners.
Speaker 6: We were talking a little earlier in the morning about
Speaker 6: school pranks and we thought one man who lived down
Speaker 6: probably went to where'd you go?
Speaker 4: No longer hot?
Speaker 3: We were?
Speaker 2: We in a high school at Morfavar and yeah, yeah, no,
Speaker 2: we used to play pranks on a few teachers. I
Speaker 2: remember this one. We got into a bit of trouble
Speaker 2: for this one. We cable tied four teachers and water
Speaker 2: boarded them. It was a rough school. It was a
Speaker 2: rough school Weriana. No, we know what was it. I
Speaker 2: got in there. The only detention I got at school
Speaker 2: was mister Reeveling's class, and it was maths and I
Speaker 2: set off the fire extinguisher, which was funny at the
Speaker 2: time filled up the room with all this foam and
Speaker 2: then I've never seen mister Reveling more angry in my life.
Speaker 2: So that was the only detention I got at school.
Speaker 2: I was I was a pretty good kid. I didn't
Speaker 2: really wag too much and I didn't get into trouble
Speaker 2: too much.
Speaker 3: Jody.
Speaker 6: Yeah, just finding this completely implausible from you, right.
Speaker 2: That was And the only other one was someone used
Speaker 2: on the oval. Someone used I don't know, a type
Speaker 2: of fertilight or no. No, it was something to kill
Speaker 2: off the grass and wrote a message E A D
Speaker 2: into the oval which you could see from a plane.
Speaker 3: Yeah, certain body part.
Speaker 2: Which is which was That was not the process I
Speaker 2: had to go through to get into the school, That's
Speaker 2: for sure. That was it, Donut, That is it, Jody,
Speaker 2: You gotta you gotta first go. So that was. That
Speaker 2: was the pranks that we played.
Speaker 4: The standard do you want to talk footy? Or you
Speaker 4: can't be boring?
Speaker 1: Just a quick one that fits. We've got you because
Speaker 1: you know, I think you assume you're some sort of
Speaker 1: maybe the number one ticket holder, but crows trying to
Speaker 1: be busy. Can you see them landing Petty from Melbourne?
Speaker 2: I'd love to get Petty from Melbourne. But I don't
Speaker 2: think Melbourne's going to give him up, hazy. And then
Speaker 2: you know, Caine made a ridiculous statement the other day
Speaker 2: saying that would be a straight swap for Rightilthorpe. Absolutely
Speaker 2: no chance in the world we're getting rid of Riley,
Speaker 2: no thrill seeker, So no, I don't think, well we might.
Speaker 2: Who's the big fellow we picked up from the Gold
Speaker 2: Coast Sons. Apparently he's handy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is very good original west Abla boy underused.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've got some good picks as well, so let's
Speaker 2: hope that we get a bit busier during trade week,
Speaker 2: which ends next Friday.
Speaker 6: We've lost our boy Tom Dudo though to the Lions
Speaker 6: unfortunately that.
Speaker 2: He said, I love Tommy, I love reviews and he
Speaker 2: was a lovely guy. So characters like that are hard
Speaker 2: when they leave the club. But you know what, we
Speaker 2: all move on. That's what I got told of the Swans.
Speaker 3: It's not it's a business. Thanks Rodney.
Speaker 4: God, we missed you last week. Pleasure to have you
Speaker 4: back again, and yeah, thank you so much for joining us.
Speaker 3: I love you guys, spend you next week, love you too.
Speaker 6: Back if you've been waiting to skip to school holiday
Speaker 6: crowns for your next trip.
Speaker 5: Now is your chance you take.
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Speaker 1: Please keep those devilish handsome looks to your self. Six
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Speaker 6: Ukh all right, let's start with a bit of Hollywood
Speaker 6: gossip please. Barbie stars Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling are
Speaker 6: expected to reunite for the first time since starring in
Speaker 6: the hit Warner Brothers film, which has grows to more
Speaker 6: than a billion dollars. It's been revealed that Robbie and
Speaker 6: Gosling have been tapped to starring Ocean's eleven prequel film.
Speaker 6: Oh God, sequels, prequels, does it all get a little
Speaker 6: bit confusing?
Speaker 1: Well, geez, I don't even want to admit that. What
Speaker 1: age I finally understood what a prequel was? Yeah, for
Speaker 1: a long time, you've been watching these things, man, Like,
Speaker 1: this doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 4: This doesn't make any sense. Yeah, yeah, so that's gonna happen.
Speaker 6: God knows how much they'll get paid to starring that,
Speaker 6: but obviously they've got great chemistry.
Speaker 4: You've seen the Barbie movie?
Speaker 1: No I haven't. It must be the only one.
Speaker 6: No, you're not, because I haven't either. But they were
Speaker 6: going to we were going to watch it the other
Speaker 6: night a home, but it was.
Speaker 4: Like thirty five dollars.
Speaker 1: Really, it's a rent a rent.
Speaker 4: Yes, how do you even do that on Apple? Something?
Speaker 1: Do you jump on Apple?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: How do you I'm being serious? How do you get
Speaker 1: a movie on streaming?
Speaker 6: Yeah, you go to like Apple Movies, but you have
Speaker 6: to pay, yeah, thirty five bucks to watch the Barbie movie.
Speaker 4: Wouldn't have thought just wait till it's freeze.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 7: You can rent movies on Amazon and Fox selling stuff
Speaker 7: as well, but normally not that expensive. But it's one
Speaker 7: of those you get it so quickly after it's been
Speaker 7: in the cinema, so that's why it's expensive.
Speaker 4: So if you wait till next year, it'll be cheaper.
Speaker 6: Okay, Yeah, Well I'll just I'll hang in there, guys.
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly right.
Speaker 1: All right, so let's talk about the Creek World Cup
Speaker 1: very quickly, because if Australian fan, you probably don't want to.
Speaker 1: They got smashed by South Africa last night. Yuck, a
Speaker 1: record breaking losing performance. South put on seven three hundred eleven.
Speaker 1: They're fifty over US Australia or all out for one
Speaker 1: hundred and seventy seventh. There was a very controversial moment
Speaker 1: with Marcus Stoyness, but it wouldn't make that much of
Speaker 1: a difference because right now it would seem in this
Speaker 1: particular World Cup Australia sucks. And on top of that
Speaker 1: as well, they dropped out Alex Carey, Yes, just before yeah,
Speaker 1: Josh English, and you know how I feel about when
Speaker 1: our boy Alex Carry gets dropped really chucked tantrums.
Speaker 6: Yes, I mean yesterday when you heard the news that
Speaker 6: Alex Caarry has dropped, you just started throwing stuff across
Speaker 6: the studio.
Speaker 1: All of a sudden. It was my three year old
Speaker 1: and my five year old who are like dad.
Speaker 6: Yeah, grow up, Yeah, And then you're on the on
Speaker 6: your back just going no, no, not Alex in his
Speaker 6: beautiful eyes come back that sort of vibe.
Speaker 1: You'll be back anyway Australia in all sorts of the
Speaker 1: World Cup.
Speaker 8: News news notes, let's talk network because I know you
Speaker 8: want to not so the case over in Melbourne last night,
Speaker 8: where Australia have claimed a very comfortable win fifty to
Speaker 8: forty over New Zealand to draw first blood in Netbule's
Speaker 8: Constellation Cup.
Speaker 6: However, it wasn't without incident. Andrew Hayes, they never are.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 6: First things first, an injury scared of Ice captain Page Hadley.
Speaker 4: She got crushed by one.
Speaker 6: Of the New Zealand players who contestinable literally crushed her on.
Speaker 4: The ground of her Yeah wow, yeah, so she came off.
Speaker 6: She's okay though she looked like she'd hurt her knee,
Speaker 6: but she'll be fine.
Speaker 4: The other thing that happened is the lights went out.
Speaker 1: Really just like in the AFL this year up at
Speaker 1: the gather.
Speaker 5: Ah yes it did did.
Speaker 6: And also just like here down it's part I still
Speaker 6: call it Prissline Stadium whatever it's called now, Nepole Assay Stadium.
Speaker 6: Lights went out in a super netball some call super
Speaker 6: netball game as well classic.
Speaker 4: Are they just not paying their bills.
Speaker 1: More forgive on in South Australia because the power goes
Speaker 1: at all the time when it happens in places like
Speaker 1: Victoria and Queens and like, what's.
Speaker 4: Going on here? Not at John Caine Arena.
Speaker 6: Yeah, went out, but everything resumed and it was all
Speaker 6: good and we win by ten goals.
Speaker 1: Thank goodness for that very good stuff newt.
Speaker 4: For the AUSSI it is a great stuff. I mean,
Speaker 4: prob certainly outperforming the Australian crickets.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, that much is absolutely correct. All right. That is
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Speaker 1: Great, cool, Hey Jo, it's quick question without notice. In fact,
Speaker 1: let's do a bit of a wordplay on the counter. Three.
Speaker 1: You tell me your immediate thoughts on Gwyneth Paltrow will
Speaker 1: go at the same time. You're ready one, two, three.
Speaker 5: Good, He's a Google glup.
Speaker 1: While we differ ever so slightly, Yes, what about the
Speaker 1: latest in storm installment from our friend Gwyneth did a
Speaker 1: little run and Dash interview with Vogue's seventy three Questions,
Speaker 1: and I think she's tried to make a bit of
Speaker 1: a joke. Oh, it's just falling really flat. Of course,
Speaker 1: as we know, she won an Oscar for her role
Speaker 1: in Shakespeare and Love.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, never seen it, but I'm sure she was good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, obviously she won an Oscar, one of the most
Speaker 1: prestigious awards you can get. And some of the things
Speaker 1: that these Hollywood stars try to do now is sort
Speaker 1: of take the mickey about having an Oscar.
Speaker 4: Oh, I don't know that you should do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you should be really proud. Instead, Green thought it
Speaker 1: would be hilarious to pretend that her oscar was a doorstop.
Speaker 5: What a beautiful Academy award.
Speaker 3: My doorstop.
Speaker 1: It works perfectly.
Speaker 5: It's good gear from Gwenn.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Everyone was absolutely outraged.
Speaker 4: Yeah right, yeah, me guess social media backlash.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was some interesting comments via social media. People
Speaker 1: were very honest in their thoughts. But look, she's since
Speaker 1: come out and said, look, it was a joke. Guys,
Speaker 1: just relax, But can we take a little trip down
Speaker 1: Mamy Lane just for some of Gwynes, I'll call them
Speaker 1: mister manors. Okay, Yeah, let's go back to twenty twenty
Speaker 1: when she released a candle via her website that was
Speaker 1: supposed to give off the scent of her vagina. Remember
Speaker 1: when Gwyneth did that?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: How many candles dubai?
Speaker 6: When you said your thoughts on Gwyneth and you may
Speaker 6: be counter three?
Speaker 4: In my head, I was like, didn't you?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: One, two, three? Vagina candle China.
Speaker 6: I was like, I'm sure she did something related to downstairs,
Speaker 6: but there you go.
Speaker 4: Thanks for reminding me.
Speaker 1: I'm just not sure what the sales were like. But
Speaker 1: before that, in January twenty nineteen, Terry Sanderson filed a
Speaker 1: law seats saying that Poultrow was skiing at a very
Speaker 1: fancy resort. She was out of control when she hit
Speaker 1: him from behind, knocked him down, land landed on top
Speaker 1: of him, and then skied off. See he comes Gwyneth, Oh,
Speaker 1: excuse me very much, what she's gone?
Speaker 6: And then it gets better because I remember she then
Speaker 6: alleged that he, when she was trying to get up,
Speaker 6: touched her inappropriately, probably on the vagina candle through the.
Speaker 1: Reversing no cat, and She's like, we should make a
Speaker 1: candle out of this. What's next for Gwyneth That's a
Speaker 1: big question. I'll tell you. I can almost predict this.
Speaker 1: It's ninety nine out of one hundred possibility of this happening. Yep,
Speaker 1: that she's going to release something on Instagram. It's going
Speaker 1: to be like, hey, guys, so many people have inboxed
Speaker 1: me when I have a bath So guess what I'm
Speaker 1: going to sell. I'm selling my bath water. Here you go,
Speaker 1: who wants to buy and consume some of my bathrooms?
Speaker 4: Oh? My god. She's very left of center, isn't she.
Speaker 6: I wonder when she has a bath does she use
Speaker 6: her oscar to prop open the door?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Exactly right. And in the follow up video on Instagram
Speaker 1: will be her saying, hey guys, unfortunately there's no more
Speaker 1: bath water to sell because I've drunk it all.
Speaker 5: When do you, widow, stop.
Speaker 1: Drinking your own bathwater? Gwinn? Let's get stuck with the
Speaker 1: Jodie story. What do we think in this week?
Speaker 6: Well, there was just a really solid theme that couldn't
Speaker 6: be ignored. You spent the entire week just man'splaining absolutely
Speaker 6: everything to everyone who would listen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay, that's right. So hey, I'm just trying
Speaker 1: to pick this up, said good or bad?
Speaker 6: Ah, Well, I'll let you be the little judge of that,
Speaker 6: shall you?
Speaker 1: Okay, here we.
Speaker 6: Go me diary, Well, who are you?
Speaker 5: It's international man'splaining week. No, it's freaking not, but it
Speaker 5: sure felt like it.
Speaker 1: It's Sunday off, which is really quite nice. Yeah, would
Speaker 1: to be quatic sent yesterday I took my son there.
Speaker 4: What were you doing there?
Speaker 1: Swimming? Jodes?
Speaker 3: Swimming?
Speaker 6: It's just a fairly unusual activity for you to do
Speaker 6: on a Sunday.
Speaker 1: Why are you going to the airport flying somewhere? Yes, Jody.
Speaker 5: Then we got into metrics chat.
Speaker 1: Maybe a lae with a three quarter sugar, that's free
Speaker 1: courty sugar people. Do people do half shugars?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 4: They don't really, you can do a half sugar like
Speaker 4: half a teas. What's the point, what's the theory behind that?
Speaker 1: Well, it's not as strong as a fool sugar. It's
Speaker 1: somewhere in between no sugar and a fool sugar. It's
Speaker 1: a half sugar.
Speaker 4: Did you just man explain the tea spoon to us?
Speaker 1: Did?
Speaker 6: Really? Before delving into the world of socks and mushrooms.
Speaker 1: But if you're a professional athlete. I'm more than comfortable
Speaker 1: for the port adelaide Crow's boards to be wearing tights
Speaker 1: a it was there black as well, so it's not
Speaker 1: like getting a super idea of you know, whether they
Speaker 1: had a specific the youngster. Do you know what I'm
Speaker 1: trying to say? Each other?
Speaker 6: Oh God, as you look around the room to all
Speaker 6: four women that you work with, what's the expression on
Speaker 6: each of our faces?
Speaker 1: Everyone's got their head in the hands.
Speaker 6: Speaking of boy bits, Andrew Hayes successfully pro created and
Speaker 6: became a daddy for the third time this week, and
Speaker 6: Auntie Jody politely requested to meet little Sonny for the
Speaker 6: first time. I would quite like to meet your baby today.
Speaker 6: Is that gonna be possible.
Speaker 1: I'll text him, see what.
Speaker 4: He's like on the boots on the.
Speaker 6: And you know that expression, diary as useless as tits
Speaker 6: on a bull. That's how my good friend Andrew felt
Speaker 6: during our new segment.
Speaker 3: Let's go girl.
Speaker 1: How did that feel? Just to get things off your chest?
Speaker 4: Really good, cathartic.
Speaker 2: I feel light, I.
Speaker 6: Feel But this is exactly why we don't let him
Speaker 6: have any input, particularly into segment. Names cannot be involved
Speaker 6: in chit chat because sweetie is not an acceptable nickname
Speaker 6: for anyone.
Speaker 1: We were brainstorming idea.
Speaker 6: Yeah we did come up with yeah, pretty much being
Speaker 6: ironic about that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Sweety Pine Porium didn't get the Green Life Diary.
Speaker 6: I've been studying up on my topography and geography.
Speaker 1: Taylor in Springton. I'm Tyler's Springton.
Speaker 6: Up the hill beautiful which sort of Adelaide hills or
Speaker 6: the other direction?
Speaker 1: Ah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh beautiful? Are you heading into work tailor?
Speaker 1: Sorry? Are there other hills even north? Are there different
Speaker 1: sets of hills around South Australia?
Speaker 4: Stop explaining everything this week.
Speaker 1: We're from Adelaide as in like in South Australia or whereabouts.
Speaker 4: But at least I'm nailing parenting.
Speaker 6: And I hear this mom half of just poodo.
Speaker 1: Pants and great combination of words, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I just picked her up and enough chapped her in
Speaker 6: the shower and I said, no, she's fully toilet change normally,
Speaker 6: I said, Darling, how.
Speaker 4: Did that happen to you?
Speaker 5: Goes?
Speaker 4: I just thought it was a fast.
Speaker 6: Around out the week of man explaining a funeral home
Speaker 6: was left to explain to Jesse exactly where.
Speaker 4: Nan went funeral.
Speaker 9: I arrived about ten minutes half of the viewing had started.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yep, and my mom and Auntie.
Speaker 5: Had been in already and noticed that it was not
Speaker 5: my Nana in the coffin, it was some other lady.
Speaker 10: And yeah, we.
Speaker 3: Don't really know.
Speaker 5: They cremated Nana's body before we could actually do a
Speaker 5: viewing her. All right, let's wrap.
Speaker 6: This week up on an inappropriate Noteice I accidentally cracked
Speaker 6: onto Roland.
Speaker 1: We do out there?
Speaker 4: God, I love a man who's good with his hands.
Speaker 5: Roland again.
Speaker 6: Okay, Andrew, why don't you invite Jess to wrap her
Speaker 6: legs around your net?
Speaker 1: If there's anyone who we collects who wants to jump
Speaker 1: on my shoulders now they do it festival, Yes, but yes,
Speaker 1: if you've got a partner, that's going to be awkward.
Speaker 1: But I'm happy for him to sit on my shoulders.
Speaker 6: Yeah, amazing to that in the real morning of inappropriateness
Speaker 6: with listeners. Done so to our new team member Sonny
Speaker 6: on the tea, Roland, who's off to hr Ye game,
Speaker 6: and our commander in chief man'splainer.
Speaker 1: Are the different sets of heels around South Australia go.
Speaker 5: Off this weekend?
Speaker 11: Kings and Queens, all my love Jody.
Speaker 1: Appropriate for a Friday. Two songs, only one can be
Speaker 1: crowned the winner Battle of the Bangers, just to set
Speaker 1: you up and really shift you into the working day.
Speaker 4: Right, that's exactly right. Two songs. You can vote for
Speaker 4: another half an hour or so. Jody and Hazy Instagram page.
Speaker 4: Just do what's right, is what I would say. Okay,
Speaker 4: this is my song this week.
Speaker 12: Here we go, the beautiful vocal for burner Patting that's
Speaker 12: in the powder thing of that's where they just could not,
Speaker 12: under any circumstances produce anything less than a hit.
Speaker 6: No Bernard, of course, is performing at Harvest Rock this year.
Speaker 4: I will say this.
Speaker 6: I looked up the meaning to that song, and it's
Speaker 6: about being immortal.
Speaker 4: It's about your name being emblazoned.
Speaker 6: Across the universe, across the sky, in the galaxy. So
Speaker 6: I'm just saying, if you want to be immortal, then
Speaker 6: vote for my song this week.
Speaker 4: Okay, I can promise you.
Speaker 1: Do you think analyzing it just a little bit.
Speaker 6: Tout, maybe I thought it was just a really nice
Speaker 6: song and then I'm like, oh god, this is about
Speaker 6: being alive forever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, Okay, I see who you're trying to tap into.
Speaker 1: Very interesting move.
Speaker 4: Just people who want to live always.
Speaker 1: Maybe eternal life, all those types of things. That's fine.
Speaker 4: What's your song about.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about someone who is genuinely heavenly and that
Speaker 1: he is the great Matt Corby. Oh listen to that
Speaker 1: falsetto for days please, I'm on. He might call me.
Speaker 1: In terms of producing hits, has been a little.
Speaker 4: Bit quiet, a little bit right.
Speaker 1: Did he burst on the scene, Yeah, right back in
Speaker 1: the day and we're like, who is this angel? Yeah?
Speaker 6: And then he disappeared. He's quite opposite from being immortal.
Speaker 1: Well, do you know what I think? He's still performing
Speaker 1: unlike a powder finger.
Speaker 4: Dear, all right, cast your vote. We're going to play
Speaker 4: the winning song in around half nowt time.
Speaker 1: All right, it's at Jerdy and Hazy Instagram. My stuff.
Speaker 1: You're a school student in year twelve right now, you're
Speaker 1: just starting to get yourself prepped for exams and the
Speaker 1: next phase phase of your life. But what comes before that?
Speaker 1: Jode's is epic pranks for the last day of school
Speaker 1: for year twelve.
Speaker 4: That still happened.
Speaker 1: That still happens. What about the stuff that's coming out
Speaker 1: of the mill as well. Muck up dates shenanigans at
Speaker 1: leading schools have led to police being called and disciplinary action.
Speaker 1: So it's been revealed students from Furbank Grammar vandalized five
Speaker 1: cars at Brighton Grammar belonging to students, with report plead
Speaker 1: made to police. Mount Ridley College students dressed up cover
Speaker 1: the school with toilet paper, graffiti buildings and through flower bombs.
Speaker 1: No At bo Morris Secondary College, students dressed up as
Speaker 1: pregnant smoking mothers, blood splattered crime scene workers and escaped prisoners.
Speaker 1: Last year, a Scotch College teacher was left with a
Speaker 1: broken jaw after a prank went wrong.
Speaker 4: Well we Scotch College here or over there over there?
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, so that's what they're doing over in Melbourne.
Speaker 4: Oh my goodness.
Speaker 1: It's a bit of a heads up as don't do
Speaker 1: what they did.
Speaker 6: This is like twelve years of schooling. Yeah, and this
Speaker 6: is what we've learned. And some of those schools are
Speaker 6: quite fancy and their parents have paid a lot of
Speaker 6: money to educate them.
Speaker 4: And yet here we.
Speaker 1: Are, here we are that's the end result. Third a
Speaker 1: twenty fourteen school pranks and what'd your school pranks, what
Speaker 1: did your pull for your year twelve, last day at school?
Speaker 1: And maybe some school pranks that went a little bit wrong.
Speaker 1: We do have a two hundred dollar beach house about
Speaker 1: you to give away. So unfortunately, you can't participate in
Speaker 1: this because you were homeschool. But if you went to
Speaker 1: a genuine school with other classmates, then please feel free
Speaker 1: to get involved. I'm just kidding. You went to school
Speaker 1: with other kids in you?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I did. Did you have a good time, Yeah, it's great.
Speaker 1: No pranks. You guys are so priven, proper.
Speaker 4: I went to an Anglican college, so we were very
Speaker 4: straight lized.
Speaker 1: Okay, absolute bunch of angels.
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 1: School I went to. Someone put purple dye into the
Speaker 1: pool fifty meta pool bang. It was so funny. We
Speaker 1: woke up and I was like, wow, that's crazy. Fifty
Speaker 1: thousand dollars. It took it costs because they had to
Speaker 1: replace the whole filtering system.
Speaker 4: No way, so that wasn't good.
Speaker 1: Also, there was a deputy of principal by the name
Speaker 1: of mister Chandler who was the biggest knob on the planet,
Speaker 1: I'll say that. And his nickname was Prawn Prawn, which
Speaker 1: he didn't like, okay, and so we still don't know
Speaker 1: exactly who it was. But there's this giant bit of
Speaker 1: grass that sort of almost overlooks entire school, like it's
Speaker 1: on a bit of a forty five degree angle. Yeah,
Speaker 1: someone in round up giant letters like we're talking sort
Speaker 1: of ten meters high. P R A W N. Prawn
Speaker 1: poisoned at the lawn and that stayed there until they
Speaker 1: genuinely had to mold out what.
Speaker 4: Was wrong with the students at your school? Where did
Speaker 4: you go to school?
Speaker 6: Yattler Prison, Yatler High?
Speaker 1: Good's this what you're gonna do, because sometimes you're just gonna.
Speaker 4: You don't have to do it.
Speaker 1: It is prawn. Oh man, I've never wanted to punch
Speaker 1: someone in the face. He deserved that, mister.
Speaker 6: Chandler aggressive, okay, thirteen twenty four to ten. What sort
Speaker 6: of pranks did you pull at your school? We've got
Speaker 6: that two hundred dollars beach house voucher.
Speaker 4: Did you participate in any of these shenanigans? Of course
Speaker 4: I did.
Speaker 1: All right, let's do it next, and of course, and
Speaker 1: all the pranks that you do, even if the police
Speaker 1: get involved, please do it responsibly.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Courtney, what happened at your school?
Speaker 10: So the popular boy group egged the popular girl group's cars,
Speaker 10: and vice versa, the popular girl group eggs the boys cars. However,
Speaker 10: I wasn't popular, but my car looked identical to a
Speaker 10: popular girl, so I got covered in eggs accessory.
Speaker 1: That's not fair, No, that is not fair. So in
Speaker 1: a way, I mean, egging another popular person's car is
Speaker 1: a way of almost flirting. But you are caught up
Speaker 1: in the crossfire, Courtney.
Speaker 10: Exactly, I wasn't one of the cool kids, and I
Speaker 10: didn't get Yeah, I still got the very much.
Speaker 4: Two ways. You can look at this, though, Courtney.
Speaker 6: You know, you know in your heart it was an accident,
Speaker 6: but you can just tell yourself that you were one
Speaker 6: of the cool kids.
Speaker 4: Good on you, Thank you so much. Monica. What was
Speaker 4: the school prank?
Speaker 1: Hello?
Speaker 13: I am flooded the bar flanks when I was younger
Speaker 13: of my friend.
Speaker 6: Perfect, that's what we're talking about, this behavior.
Speaker 1: He did it responsibly, though, Monica, didn't you sort.
Speaker 13: Of I put it all all of paper like in
Speaker 13: the I was really young child, like year three.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, started early. That's good morning.
Speaker 4: That's an epic laugh too.
Speaker 6: By the way, Thank you, Age, Good morning, Cage.
Speaker 9: Good morning. Yeah, there was a ticket that we didn't like,
Speaker 9: and we egged his car and then put oil all
Speaker 9: over it and then wrapped it up and glad rap.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's that's Fabris Colabrate, isn't it.
Speaker 1: So what was the end result of what happened to you?
Speaker 1: But also the car?
Speaker 9: The car the pain got absolutely ruined and it seeped
Speaker 9: through and rusted a little bit. Yeah, we all had
Speaker 9: five hundred dollars fans and got suspended.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, wow, so worth it?
Speaker 9: Cage, No, not at all?
Speaker 1: Can I ask as well? Cage. The teacher was at
Speaker 1: someone who was wildly unpopular.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, he was very angry to every student.
Speaker 4: Yes, you showed him.
Speaker 6: Kate, absolutely again, not that we're condoning this behavior, are
Speaker 6: we hate.
Speaker 1: Because I'll mention him again. Mister Chandler from HI school,
Speaker 1: who was just.
Speaker 6: Speaking of the knobs, Lisa, good morning.
Speaker 4: What was the prank?
Speaker 13: Hello, my friend's mom dad that would work teacher for
Speaker 13: a couple of months when we were in the nine Contravers.
Speaker 13: It was a real secret, and we took all of
Speaker 13: her mom's underwear and hit them around his classroom. And
Speaker 13: we went to an all girls' school, and so we
Speaker 13: would just everyone would just periodically find his these women's underwear,
Speaker 13: and nobody let him live it down.
Speaker 1: That's it. That's the one. That's what we're talking about,
Speaker 1: because there's a bit of substance to that as well.
Speaker 4: What was his reaction to the underwear?
Speaker 13: He was just all embarrassed, super flustered, and he was
Speaker 13: kind of middle aged, and all the girls chit chatting
Speaker 13: behind his back and he was he did not like it.
Speaker 1: Okay, perfect, yep. I mean, of course, if you're a
Speaker 1: would work teacher at a all girls school, oh you
Speaker 1: do know, you wouldn't be thinking the stuff going on
Speaker 1: one sounds at all, will be chatting ab No.
Speaker 4: No, So what's the moral of this whole segment that
Speaker 4: we've just done.
Speaker 1: From your point of view, go hard or go good
Speaker 1: luck to all thes of course responsibly seems like the
Speaker 1: right time.
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Speaker 6: to say, landed on my desk like we use our desks.
Speaker 6: Who thought a posh London restaurant has freaked out customers
Speaker 6: by serving up a chicken pie with the bird's heads
Speaker 6: sticking out of the pastry.
Speaker 1: Surprise, good use, nothing goes to wass.
Speaker 6: The forty two dollars la grand cock dish you heard,
Speaker 6: dirty bird with chicken hearts, livers, wings and feet and
Speaker 6: features a dead bird's head poking through the top.
Speaker 1: Again here we go.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: One punter on Instagram said the bird's head looked like
Speaker 6: it had been melted by acid, while another said.
Speaker 5: It was nasty.
Speaker 4: So this is what they're doing.
Speaker 6: The restaurant's called fowl by the way, Yeah, aptly named
Speaker 6: Wow the Grimpie is part of the restaurant's bid to
Speaker 6: use every part of an animal so to cut out
Speaker 6: food waste.
Speaker 5: Nice concept, horrible execution.
Speaker 1: Gosh, yeah, that wouldn't that wouldn't you say? Look, I'm
Speaker 1: not a chef or anything, but wouldn't that mean that
Speaker 1: maybe use some of these bits of the animal for say,
Speaker 1: I don't know, mince.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Customers can also get a thirty dollars chicken leg corn
Speaker 6: dog with the bird's foot still attached to the drum set.
Speaker 1: Yeah good. Yeah, that's nice, isn't it.
Speaker 6: That's what you want in r KFC, isn't it. Yeah,
Speaker 6: just like a little bird's foot sticking.
Speaker 1: Up, turn you off KFC for at least two days
Speaker 1: before you go back. I love that the b blokes
Speaker 1: going to this restaurant be like and just trying to
Speaker 1: impress each other and have you fit after a couple
Speaker 1: of lagers in the go I guess which is hey, waiter, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll have the cock thanks, And then it comes out
Speaker 1: and they're like, oh god, I kid you not.
Speaker 4: I was in the markets yesterday.
Speaker 6: I popped in to get some lunch and I couldn't resist,
Speaker 6: once again in my life, the lure of a chicken
Speaker 6: dim sim in the markets.
Speaker 5: I just can't.
Speaker 1: I'm powerless because you're a warm blooded human. That's what
Speaker 1: we do. And so I go straight for the chicken dimmis.
Speaker 4: Oh you get them from this chicken butcher in the market.
Speaker 4: And I'm not kidding.
Speaker 6: As I was standing there ordering my dim sim, this
Speaker 6: woman comes up and she goes, excuse me, do you
Speaker 6: have chicken livers? And the guy behind the counter is like,
Speaker 6: oh no, I'm sorry, We've only got chicken hearts and
Speaker 6: she was like great, thanks and walks off.
Speaker 1: What is this city? Seriously? I bet you I've got
Speaker 1: him in Melbourne.
Speaker 4: You tell me you built a time machine.
Speaker 1: On this daisy? Another day, another door? Whoa, whoa? Hang on,
Speaker 1: jad'es it's Friday, Friday the thirteenth, whoa spooky?
Speaker 5: Don't walk under ladders?
Speaker 4: Have any encounters with black cats of any kind?
Speaker 1: Yes, and don't put a black cat under a ladder,
Speaker 1: double bad luck, and particularly if that black cat goes
Speaker 1: under the ladder and there's also a mirror there and
Speaker 1: it steps on it and the mirror breaks and triple
Speaker 1: bad luck.
Speaker 4: Twenty one years bad luck.
Speaker 1: Oh, very goodness, nineteen seventy one. Let's go back on
Speaker 1: this day, thirteenth of October. Sasha Baron Cohen was born
Speaker 1: in London, England. Today's's fifty second birth.
Speaker 4: Happy birthday, Dear Sasha.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Sasha, many baby Sasha's getting around reckon well.
Speaker 5: Not men, no baby Sasha.
Speaker 11: Men.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but geez, he probably made the name quite trendy.
Speaker 1: And then of course what was born was born at Yeah,
Speaker 1: and every single schmuck going hey, hey, hey, guys, listen
Speaker 1: to this. Listen you already ready, very ready, very nice.
Speaker 1: I just like it.
Speaker 5: Yesizing your party trick?
Speaker 1: No imitatal?
Speaker 5: Now go home wine.
Speaker 1: Nineteen eighty two, A Thought was born in Sydney. Today
Speaker 1: is his forty first birthday, which just goes to tell
Speaker 1: you and show you how young he was when he
Speaker 1: was winning the Olympic goal So seventeen and two thousand,
Speaker 1: because he's only forty one.
Speaker 6: That's insane, isn't It feels like he's been around forever.
Speaker 1: But what about the pressure of the world on that kid?
Speaker 6: Yeah, unbelievable, and he just swam it off from the
Speaker 6: way those big flip of feet, it's big.
Speaker 1: Ridiculous feet. I think he's about it. So I forty six
Speaker 1: or something? Yeah, not a European. Nineteen ninety four, Fiona
Speaker 1: camp Will become the first woman to walk around the
Speaker 1: world when she completed her eleven year journey on this day.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, can you think of anything worse?
Speaker 6: Some days I can't even be motivated to go for
Speaker 6: a twenty minute walk around the.
Speaker 1: Block with the dog. Yeah, it turned out you were
Speaker 1: just hungry too. He went for a walk to bit
Speaker 1: upset by that, he took a wrong turn. Bang took
Speaker 1: eleven years to find a weaver hat.
Speaker 5: Well Fiona number one saw on.
Speaker 1: In October thirteen, two thousand and seven. How very appropriate
Speaker 1: for a Friday. I have fun with this one. The
Speaker 1: pretender by the Food File.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, same.
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