WEBVTT - Fitzy, Jodie, and Hayesy's Best Muck Up Day Pranks 😂

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<v Speaker 1>Go get your every day Adelaides. It's the gorgeous Ryan Fitzgerald,

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<v Speaker 1>Gay fits Ell.

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<v Speaker 2>The Bang is Saturday, December second, heind March.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll see you there, food Fighters. I'm going to that one.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you coming?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Definitely going to that one.

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<v Speaker 2>And to all my mates down south who haven't paid

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<v Speaker 2>me for tickets yet, I don't worry.

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<v Speaker 3>I know where you live.

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<v Speaker 5>Do you know what?

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<v Speaker 6>They probably just all assume that you got them for

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<v Speaker 6>free because you're Ryan's and you're working radio, so it's

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<v Speaker 6>just unlimited.

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<v Speaker 4>Tickets there is.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not joking because I do.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll because my mates are very unorganized, so I'll send

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<v Speaker 2>out a group text and go, Okay, who's keen to

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<v Speaker 2>go to this gig?

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<v Speaker 3>Everyone will go yeah, keen yet, no worries.

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<v Speaker 2>And then on the night of the gig there's always

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<v Speaker 2>this moment where they go.

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<v Speaker 3>They go to their wallets. Do we owe you anything? Yep,

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<v Speaker 3>you sure do.

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<v Speaker 1>For it is their same.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, that's right.

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<v Speaker 1>I was going to say, you got a rock Harvest

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<v Speaker 1>Festival in charts because playing the Harvest Rock.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, Saturday, We're going Saturday, October twenty eight. Jamiroquai is

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<v Speaker 2>playing bad Dreams are playing. You've got the Rolling Stones

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<v Speaker 2>review with Tim Rodgers and Text Perkins and ad A Leader.

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<v Speaker 2>There's some really good bands, Nil Rogers Chic. I'm really

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<v Speaker 2>looking forward to it. Last year we took the kids

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<v Speaker 2>last year. It was such a great day. That was

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<v Speaker 2>keep this under your von Dutch. That's when we snuck

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<v Speaker 2>the kids backstage and that was side of stage for

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<v Speaker 2>Jack White and it was eleven o'clock at night. Jodes

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<v Speaker 2>and my son Lenny looked at me and goes, I'm cold.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to go home, and he hasn't played Seven

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<v Speaker 2>Nation Army. And as he said that, the start of

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<v Speaker 2>the song, it started with the drum and the kids

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<v Speaker 2>went crazy. He got their second win and then we

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<v Speaker 2>ended up having a three day bender.

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<v Speaker 1>It was all I was going to say. The kids

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<v Speaker 1>were like, hey, Dad, what was Tim Rogers doing? And

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<v Speaker 1>You're like, don't worry about that. Boys.

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<v Speaker 6>Do you know when you said you were coming along

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<v Speaker 6>to Harvest Rock, Hazey's face lit up as if he

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<v Speaker 6>wanted to say, we'll be there.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we're going together before him. Let's go. Yeah. Absolutely,

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<v Speaker 3>And that's it for the day. I don't want any icon.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, sez I didn't want to take too far, but

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<v Speaker 1>I was going to say, do you mind if I

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<v Speaker 1>sit on your shoulders?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, you can, as long as you've got your pants.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not kidding this.

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<v Speaker 6>This week we gave away some Harvest Rock tickets and

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<v Speaker 6>Hazy said to a female listener, I can hoist you

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<v Speaker 6>up on my shoulders if you like.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And that was just before she said I'm actually

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<v Speaker 1>taking my partner. So that's not going to go down

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<v Speaker 1>too well with your partner or my wife. So if

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<v Speaker 1>I'd had my time again, Fitzy, I probably wouldn't have

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<v Speaker 1>said that.

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<v Speaker 7>Well.

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<v Speaker 3>We went to ship.

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<v Speaker 2>I took the two my two boys to shepherd and

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<v Speaker 2>last week for it was a big yes campaign and

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<v Speaker 2>they had ab original played Paul Kelly, Jimmy Barnes and

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<v Speaker 2>Hilltop Hords Adelaide's own and my son Lenny said, can

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<v Speaker 2>I get up on your shoulders?

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<v Speaker 3>Dad?

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<v Speaker 2>And at the time you think, oh, this is awesome.

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<v Speaker 2>He's on my shoulders. He's really getting into it. Five

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<v Speaker 2>minutes later, pizing my shoulders were aching and there's this moment.

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<v Speaker 2>It's actually good with kids because then they get pins

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<v Speaker 2>and needles in their legs and.

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<v Speaker 1>Down legs that's amazing. I think the same thing. So

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<v Speaker 1>even if I mean, I don't want to go into

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<v Speaker 1>specific numbers, but if you're if you're a lady and

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<v Speaker 1>you weigh fifty kilos, yeah you're tiny. Yes, let's think

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<v Speaker 1>about fifty kilos on your shoulders. Yeah, is that right.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm a lady and I wish I weighed fifty kilos.

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<v Speaker 1>Get up my shoulders.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, if you did, Joni, you'd be riding more Forville

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<v Speaker 2>this week matter getting a lot of winners.

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<v Speaker 6>We were talking a little earlier in the morning about

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<v Speaker 6>school pranks and we thought one man who lived down

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<v Speaker 6>probably went to where'd you go?

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<v Speaker 4>No longer hot?

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<v Speaker 3>We were?

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<v Speaker 2>We in a high school at Morfavar and yeah, yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 2>we used to play pranks on a few teachers. I

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<v Speaker 2>remember this one. We got into a bit of trouble

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<v Speaker 2>for this one. We cable tied four teachers and water

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<v Speaker 2>boarded them. It was a rough school. It was a

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<v Speaker 2>rough school Weriana. No, we know what was it. I

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<v Speaker 2>got in there. The only detention I got at school

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<v Speaker 2>was mister Reeveling's class, and it was maths and I

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<v Speaker 2>set off the fire extinguisher, which was funny at the

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<v Speaker 2>time filled up the room with all this foam and

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<v Speaker 2>then I've never seen mister Reveling more angry in my life.

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<v Speaker 2>So that was the only detention I got at school.

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<v Speaker 2>I was I was a pretty good kid. I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>really wag too much and I didn't get into trouble

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<v Speaker 2>too much.

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<v Speaker 3>Jody.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, just finding this completely implausible from you, right.

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<v Speaker 2>That was And the only other one was someone used

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<v Speaker 2>on the oval. Someone used I don't know, a type

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<v Speaker 2>of fertilight or no. No, it was something to kill

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<v Speaker 2>off the grass and wrote a message E A D

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<v Speaker 2>into the oval which you could see from a plane.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, certain body part.

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<v Speaker 2>Which is which was That was not the process I

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<v Speaker 2>had to go through to get into the school, That's

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<v Speaker 2>for sure. That was it, Donut, That is it, Jody,

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<v Speaker 2>You gotta you gotta first go. So that was. That

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<v Speaker 2>was the pranks that we played.

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<v Speaker 4>The standard do you want to talk footy? Or you

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<v Speaker 4>can't be boring?

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<v Speaker 1>Just a quick one that fits. We've got you because

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I think you assume you're some sort of

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<v Speaker 1>maybe the number one ticket holder, but crows trying to

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<v Speaker 1>be busy. Can you see them landing Petty from Melbourne?

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<v Speaker 2>I'd love to get Petty from Melbourne. But I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think Melbourne's going to give him up, hazy. And then

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<v Speaker 2>you know, Caine made a ridiculous statement the other day

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<v Speaker 2>saying that would be a straight swap for Rightilthorpe. Absolutely

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<v Speaker 2>no chance in the world we're getting rid of Riley,

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<v Speaker 2>no thrill seeker, So no, I don't think, well we might.

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<v Speaker 2>Who's the big fellow we picked up from the Gold

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<v Speaker 2>Coast Sons. Apparently he's handy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it is very good original west Abla boy underused.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we've got some good picks as well, so let's

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<v Speaker 2>hope that we get a bit busier during trade week,

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<v Speaker 2>which ends next Friday.

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<v Speaker 6>We've lost our boy Tom Dudo though to the Lions

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<v Speaker 6>unfortunately that.

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<v Speaker 2>He said, I love Tommy, I love reviews and he

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<v Speaker 2>was a lovely guy. So characters like that are hard

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<v Speaker 2>when they leave the club. But you know what, we

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<v Speaker 2>all move on. That's what I got told of the Swans.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not it's a business. Thanks Rodney.

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<v Speaker 4>God, we missed you last week. Pleasure to have you

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<v Speaker 4>back again, and yeah, thank you so much for joining us.

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<v Speaker 3>I love you guys, spend you next week, love you too.

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<v Speaker 6>Back if you've been waiting to skip to school holiday

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<v Speaker 6>crowns for your next trip.

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<v Speaker 5>Now is your chance you take.

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<v Speaker 1>A sneaky weekend with what if dot com.

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<v Speaker 4>Just imagine all those empty beaches.

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<v Speaker 1>Full cocomdidation and more on the what if happens?

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<v Speaker 5>What if it's Ouzzie for travel. Here's where you're waking

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<v Speaker 5>up too later. What's the news today? Snooze news?

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<v Speaker 1>Please keep those devilish handsome looks to your self. Six

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<v Speaker 1>fifteen Venny Machine. Let's straighten up with a bit of

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<v Speaker 1>six Josh on sunny again as well Post News News.

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<v Speaker 6>Ukh all right, let's start with a bit of Hollywood

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<v Speaker 6>gossip please. Barbie stars Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling are

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<v Speaker 6>expected to reunite for the first time since starring in

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<v Speaker 6>the hit Warner Brothers film, which has grows to more

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<v Speaker 6>than a billion dollars. It's been revealed that Robbie and

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<v Speaker 6>Gosling have been tapped to starring Ocean's eleven prequel film.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh God, sequels, prequels, does it all get a little

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<v Speaker 6>bit confusing?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, geez, I don't even want to admit that. What

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<v Speaker 1>age I finally understood what a prequel was? Yeah, for

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<v Speaker 1>a long time, you've been watching these things, man, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>this doesn't make any sense.

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<v Speaker 4>This doesn't make any sense. Yeah, yeah, so that's gonna happen.

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<v Speaker 6>God knows how much they'll get paid to starring that,

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<v Speaker 6>but obviously they've got great chemistry.

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<v Speaker 4>You've seen the Barbie movie?

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<v Speaker 1>No I haven't. It must be the only one.

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<v Speaker 6>No, you're not, because I haven't either. But they were

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<v Speaker 6>going to we were going to watch it the other

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<v Speaker 6>night a home, but it was.

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<v Speaker 4>Like thirty five dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, it's a rent a rent.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, how do you even do that on Apple? Something?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you jump on Apple?

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<v Speaker 2>Like?

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<v Speaker 1>How do you I'm being serious? How do you get

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<v Speaker 1>a movie on streaming?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, you go to like Apple Movies, but you have

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<v Speaker 6>to pay, yeah, thirty five bucks to watch the Barbie movie.

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<v Speaker 4>Wouldn't have thought just wait till it's freeze.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>You can rent movies on Amazon and Fox selling stuff

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<v Speaker 7>as well, but normally not that expensive. But it's one

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<v Speaker 7>of those you get it so quickly after it's been

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<v Speaker 7>in the cinema, so that's why it's expensive.

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<v Speaker 4>So if you wait till next year, it'll be cheaper.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, Yeah, Well I'll just I'll hang in there, guys.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, exactly right.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, so let's talk about the Creek World Cup

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<v Speaker 1>very quickly, because if Australian fan, you probably don't want to.

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<v Speaker 1>They got smashed by South Africa last night. Yuck, a

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<v Speaker 1>record breaking losing performance. South put on seven three hundred eleven.

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<v Speaker 1>They're fifty over US Australia or all out for one

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<v Speaker 1>hundred and seventy seventh. There was a very controversial moment

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<v Speaker 1>with Marcus Stoyness, but it wouldn't make that much of

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<v Speaker 1>a difference because right now it would seem in this

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<v Speaker 1>particular World Cup Australia sucks. And on top of that

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<v Speaker 1>as well, they dropped out Alex Carey, Yes, just before yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Josh English, and you know how I feel about when

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<v Speaker 1>our boy Alex Carry gets dropped really chucked tantrums.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, I mean yesterday when you heard the news that

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<v Speaker 6>Alex Caarry has dropped, you just started throwing stuff across

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<v Speaker 6>the studio.

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<v Speaker 1>All of a sudden. It was my three year old

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<v Speaker 1>and my five year old who are like dad.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, grow up, Yeah, And then you're on the on

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<v Speaker 6>your back just going no, no, not Alex in his

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<v Speaker 6>beautiful eyes come back that sort of vibe.

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<v Speaker 1>You'll be back anyway Australia in all sorts of the

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<v Speaker 1>World Cup.

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<v Speaker 8>News news notes, let's talk network because I know you

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<v Speaker 8>want to not so the case over in Melbourne last night,

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<v Speaker 8>where Australia have claimed a very comfortable win fifty to

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<v Speaker 8>forty over New Zealand to draw first blood in Netbule's

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<v Speaker 8>Constellation Cup.

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<v Speaker 6>However, it wasn't without incident. Andrew Hayes, they never are.

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<v Speaker 1>All right.

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<v Speaker 6>First things first, an injury scared of Ice captain Page Hadley.

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<v Speaker 4>She got crushed by one.

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<v Speaker 6>Of the New Zealand players who contestinable literally crushed her on.

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<v Speaker 4>The ground of her Yeah wow, yeah, so she came off.

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<v Speaker 6>She's okay though she looked like she'd hurt her knee,

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<v Speaker 6>but she'll be fine.

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<v Speaker 4>The other thing that happened is the lights went out.

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<v Speaker 1>Really just like in the AFL this year up at

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<v Speaker 1>the gather.

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<v Speaker 5>Ah yes it did did.

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<v Speaker 6>And also just like here down it's part I still

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<v Speaker 6>call it Prissline Stadium whatever it's called now, Nepole Assay Stadium.

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<v Speaker 6>Lights went out in a super netball some call super

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<v Speaker 6>netball game as well classic.

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<v Speaker 4>Are they just not paying their bills.

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<v Speaker 1>More forgive on in South Australia because the power goes

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<v Speaker 1>at all the time when it happens in places like

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<v Speaker 1>Victoria and Queens and like, what's.

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<v Speaker 4>Going on here? Not at John Caine Arena.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, went out, but everything resumed and it was all

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<v Speaker 6>good and we win by ten goals.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank goodness for that very good stuff newt.

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<v Speaker 4>For the AUSSI it is a great stuff. I mean,

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<v Speaker 4>prob certainly outperforming the Australian crickets.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely, that much is absolutely correct. All right. That is

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<v Speaker 1>your post in just Snooze News coming up next to

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<v Speaker 1>six fifteen vending machine. Get ready so win potentially an

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<v Speaker 1>outstanding prize. But mixed with that is the chance to

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<v Speaker 1>win the chips and please avoid the chips.

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<v Speaker 5>Avoid the chips at all costs.

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<v Speaker 4>People.

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<v Speaker 1>Great, cool, Hey Jo, it's quick question without notice. In fact,

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<v Speaker 1>let's do a bit of a wordplay on the counter. Three.

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<v Speaker 1>You tell me your immediate thoughts on Gwyneth Paltrow will

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<v Speaker 1>go at the same time. You're ready one, two, three.

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<v Speaker 5>Good, He's a Google glup.

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<v Speaker 1>While we differ ever so slightly, Yes, what about the

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<v Speaker 1>latest in storm installment from our friend Gwyneth did a

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<v Speaker 1>little run and Dash interview with Vogue's seventy three Questions,

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<v Speaker 1>and I think she's tried to make a bit of

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<v Speaker 1>a joke. Oh, it's just falling really flat. Of course,

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<v Speaker 1>as we know, she won an Oscar for her role

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<v Speaker 1>in Shakespeare and Love.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yes, never seen it, but I'm sure she was good.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, obviously she won an Oscar, one of the most

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<v Speaker 1>prestigious awards you can get. And some of the things

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<v Speaker 1>that these Hollywood stars try to do now is sort

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<v Speaker 1>of take the mickey about having an Oscar.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, I don't know that you should do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you should be really proud. Instead, Green thought it

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<v Speaker 1>would be hilarious to pretend that her oscar was a doorstop.

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<v Speaker 5>What a beautiful Academy award.

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<v Speaker 3>My doorstop.

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<v Speaker 1>It works perfectly.

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<v Speaker 5>It's good gear from Gwenn.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Everyone was absolutely outraged.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah right, yeah, me guess social media backlash.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there was some interesting comments via social media. People

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<v Speaker 1>were very honest in their thoughts. But look, she's since

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<v Speaker 1>come out and said, look, it was a joke. Guys,

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<v Speaker 1>just relax, But can we take a little trip down

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<v Speaker 1>Mamy Lane just for some of Gwynes, I'll call them

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<v Speaker 1>mister manors. Okay, Yeah, let's go back to twenty twenty

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<v Speaker 1>when she released a candle via her website that was

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to give off the scent of her vagina. Remember

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<v Speaker 1>when Gwyneth did that?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>How many candles dubai?

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<v Speaker 6>When you said your thoughts on Gwyneth and you may

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<v Speaker 6>be counter three?

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<v Speaker 4>In my head, I was like, didn't you?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>One, two, three? Vagina candle China.

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<v Speaker 6>I was like, I'm sure she did something related to downstairs,

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<v Speaker 6>but there you go.

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<v Speaker 4>Thanks for reminding me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just not sure what the sales were like. But

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<v Speaker 1>before that, in January twenty nineteen, Terry Sanderson filed a

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<v Speaker 1>law seats saying that Poultrow was skiing at a very

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<v Speaker 1>fancy resort. She was out of control when she hit

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<v Speaker 1>him from behind, knocked him down, land landed on top

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<v Speaker 1>of him, and then skied off. See he comes Gwyneth, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>excuse me very much, what she's gone?

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<v Speaker 6>And then it gets better because I remember she then

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<v Speaker 6>alleged that he, when she was trying to get up,

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<v Speaker 6>touched her inappropriately, probably on the vagina candle through the.

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<v Speaker 1>Reversing no cat, and She's like, we should make a

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<v Speaker 1>candle out of this. What's next for Gwyneth That's a

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<v Speaker 1>big question. I'll tell you. I can almost predict this.

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<v Speaker 1>It's ninety nine out of one hundred possibility of this happening. Yep,

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<v Speaker 1>that she's going to release something on Instagram. It's going

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<v Speaker 1>to be like, hey, guys, so many people have inboxed

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<v Speaker 1>me when I have a bath So guess what I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to sell. I'm selling my bath water. Here you go,

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<v Speaker 1>who wants to buy and consume some of my bathrooms?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh? My god. She's very left of center, isn't she.

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<v Speaker 6>I wonder when she has a bath does she use

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<v Speaker 6>her oscar to prop open the door?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly right. And in the follow up video on Instagram

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<v Speaker 1>will be her saying, hey guys, unfortunately there's no more

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<v Speaker 1>bath water to sell because I've drunk it all.

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<v Speaker 5>When do you, widow, stop.

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<v Speaker 1>Drinking your own bathwater? Gwinn? Let's get stuck with the

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<v Speaker 1>Jodie story. What do we think in this week?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, there was just a really solid theme that couldn't

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<v Speaker 6>be ignored. You spent the entire week just man'splaining absolutely

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<v Speaker 6>everything to everyone who would listen.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, okay, that's right. So hey, I'm just trying

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<v Speaker 1>to pick this up, said good or bad?

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<v Speaker 6>Ah, Well, I'll let you be the little judge of that,

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<v Speaker 6>shall you?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, here we.

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<v Speaker 6>Go me diary, Well, who are you?

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<v Speaker 5>It's international man'splaining week. No, it's freaking not, but it

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<v Speaker 5>sure felt like it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Sunday off, which is really quite nice. Yeah, would

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<v Speaker 1>to be quatic sent yesterday I took my son there.

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<v Speaker 4>What were you doing there?

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<v Speaker 1>Swimming? Jodes?

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<v Speaker 3>Swimming?

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<v Speaker 6>It's just a fairly unusual activity for you to do

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<v Speaker 6>on a Sunday.

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you going to the airport flying somewhere? Yes, Jody.

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<v Speaker 5>Then we got into metrics chat.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe a lae with a three quarter sugar, that's free

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<v Speaker 1>courty sugar people. Do people do half shugars?

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<v Speaker 7>No?

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<v Speaker 4>They don't really, you can do a half sugar like

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<v Speaker 4>half a teas. What's the point, what's the theory behind that?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's not as strong as a fool sugar. It's

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<v Speaker 1>somewhere in between no sugar and a fool sugar. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a half sugar.

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<v Speaker 4>Did you just man explain the tea spoon to us?

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<v Speaker 1>Did?

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<v Speaker 6>Really? Before delving into the world of socks and mushrooms.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you're a professional athlete. I'm more than comfortable

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<v Speaker 1>for the port adelaide Crow's boards to be wearing tights

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<v Speaker 1>a it was there black as well, so it's not

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<v Speaker 1>like getting a super idea of you know, whether they

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<v Speaker 1>had a specific the youngster. Do you know what I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to say? Each other?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh God, as you look around the room to all

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<v Speaker 6>four women that you work with, what's the expression on

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<v Speaker 6>each of our faces?

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone's got their head in the hands.

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<v Speaker 6>Speaking of boy bits, Andrew Hayes successfully pro created and

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<v Speaker 6>became a daddy for the third time this week, and

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<v Speaker 6>Auntie Jody politely requested to meet little Sonny for the

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<v Speaker 6>first time. I would quite like to meet your baby today.

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<v Speaker 6>Is that gonna be possible.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll text him, see what.

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<v Speaker 4>He's like on the boots on the.

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<v Speaker 6>And you know that expression, diary as useless as tits

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<v Speaker 6>on a bull. That's how my good friend Andrew felt

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<v Speaker 6>during our new segment.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's go girl.

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<v Speaker 1>How did that feel? Just to get things off your chest?

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<v Speaker 4>Really good, cathartic.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel light, I.

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<v Speaker 6>Feel But this is exactly why we don't let him

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<v Speaker 6>have any input, particularly into segment. Names cannot be involved

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<v Speaker 6>in chit chat because sweetie is not an acceptable nickname

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<v Speaker 6>for anyone.

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<v Speaker 1>We were brainstorming idea.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah we did come up with yeah, pretty much being

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<v Speaker 6>ironic about that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the Sweety Pine Porium didn't get the Green Life Diary.

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<v Speaker 6>I've been studying up on my topography and geography.

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<v Speaker 1>Taylor in Springton. I'm Tyler's Springton.

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<v Speaker 6>Up the hill beautiful which sort of Adelaide hills or

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<v Speaker 6>the other direction?

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<v Speaker 1>Ah?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, oh beautiful? Are you heading into work tailor?

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry? Are there other hills even north? Are there different

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<v Speaker 1>sets of hills around South Australia?

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<v Speaker 4>Stop explaining everything this week.

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<v Speaker 1>We're from Adelaide as in like in South Australia or whereabouts.

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<v Speaker 4>But at least I'm nailing parenting.

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<v Speaker 6>And I hear this mom half of just poodo.

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<v Speaker 1>Pants and great combination of words, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>I just picked her up and enough chapped her in

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<v Speaker 6>the shower and I said, no, she's fully toilet change normally,

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<v Speaker 6>I said, Darling, how.

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<v Speaker 4>Did that happen to you?

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<v Speaker 5>Goes?

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<v Speaker 4>I just thought it was a fast.

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<v Speaker 6>Around out the week of man explaining a funeral home

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<v Speaker 6>was left to explain to Jesse exactly where.

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<v Speaker 4>Nan went funeral.

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<v Speaker 9>I arrived about ten minutes half of the viewing had started.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yep, and my mom and Auntie.

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<v Speaker 5>Had been in already and noticed that it was not

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<v Speaker 5>my Nana in the coffin, it was some other lady.

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<v Speaker 10>And yeah, we.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't really know.

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<v Speaker 5>They cremated Nana's body before we could actually do a

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<v Speaker 5>viewing her. All right, let's wrap.

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<v Speaker 6>This week up on an inappropriate Noteice I accidentally cracked

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<v Speaker 6>onto Roland.

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<v Speaker 1>We do out there?

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<v Speaker 4>God, I love a man who's good with his hands.

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<v Speaker 5>Roland again.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, Andrew, why don't you invite Jess to wrap her

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<v Speaker 6>legs around your net?

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<v Speaker 1>If there's anyone who we collects who wants to jump

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<v Speaker 1>on my shoulders now they do it festival, Yes, but yes,

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<v Speaker 1>if you've got a partner, that's going to be awkward.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm happy for him to sit on my shoulders.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, amazing to that in the real morning of inappropriateness

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<v Speaker 6>with listeners. Done so to our new team member Sonny

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<v Speaker 6>on the tea, Roland, who's off to hr Ye game,

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<v Speaker 6>and our commander in chief man'splainer.

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<v Speaker 1>Are the different sets of heels around South Australia go.

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<v Speaker 5>Off this weekend?

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<v Speaker 11>Kings and Queens, all my love Jody.

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<v Speaker 1>Appropriate for a Friday. Two songs, only one can be

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<v Speaker 1>crowned the winner Battle of the Bangers, just to set

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<v Speaker 1>you up and really shift you into the working day.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, that's exactly right. Two songs. You can vote for

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<v Speaker 4>another half an hour or so. Jody and Hazy Instagram page.

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<v Speaker 4>Just do what's right, is what I would say. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>this is my song this week.

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<v Speaker 12>Here we go, the beautiful vocal for burner Patting that's

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<v Speaker 12>in the powder thing of that's where they just could not,

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<v Speaker 12>under any circumstances produce anything less than a hit.

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<v Speaker 6>No Bernard, of course, is performing at Harvest Rock this year.

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<v Speaker 4>I will say this.

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<v Speaker 6>I looked up the meaning to that song, and it's

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<v Speaker 6>about being immortal.

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<v Speaker 4>It's about your name being emblazoned.

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<v Speaker 6>Across the universe, across the sky, in the galaxy. So

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<v Speaker 6>I'm just saying, if you want to be immortal, then

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<v Speaker 6>vote for my song this week.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, I can promise you.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think analyzing it just a little bit.

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<v Speaker 6>Tout, maybe I thought it was just a really nice

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<v Speaker 6>song and then I'm like, oh god, this is about

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<v Speaker 6>being alive forever.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, wow, Okay, I see who you're trying to tap into.

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<v Speaker 1>Very interesting move.

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<v Speaker 4>Just people who want to live always.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe eternal life, all those types of things. That's fine.

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<v Speaker 4>What's your song about.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm talking about someone who is genuinely heavenly and that

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<v Speaker 1>he is the great Matt Corby. Oh listen to that

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<v Speaker 1>falsetto for days please, I'm on. He might call me.

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<v Speaker 1>In terms of producing hits, has been a little.

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<v Speaker 4>Bit quiet, a little bit right.

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<v Speaker 1>Did he burst on the scene, Yeah, right back in

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<v Speaker 1>the day and we're like, who is this angel? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>And then he disappeared. He's quite opposite from being immortal.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, do you know what I think? He's still performing

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<v Speaker 1>unlike a powder finger.

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<v Speaker 4>Dear, all right, cast your vote. We're going to play

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<v Speaker 4>the winning song in around half nowt time.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, it's at Jerdy and Hazy Instagram. My stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>You're a school student in year twelve right now, you're

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<v Speaker 1>just starting to get yourself prepped for exams and the

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<v Speaker 1>next phase phase of your life. But what comes before that?

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<v Speaker 1>Jode's is epic pranks for the last day of school

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<v Speaker 1>for year twelve.

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<v Speaker 4>That still happened.

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<v Speaker 1>That still happens. What about the stuff that's coming out

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<v Speaker 1>of the mill as well. Muck up dates shenanigans at

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<v Speaker 1>leading schools have led to police being called and disciplinary action.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's been revealed students from Furbank Grammar vandalized five

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<v Speaker 1>cars at Brighton Grammar belonging to students, with report plead

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<v Speaker 1>made to police. Mount Ridley College students dressed up cover

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<v Speaker 1>the school with toilet paper, graffiti buildings and through flower bombs.

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<v Speaker 1>No At bo Morris Secondary College, students dressed up as

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<v Speaker 1>pregnant smoking mothers, blood splattered crime scene workers and escaped prisoners.

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<v Speaker 1>Last year, a Scotch College teacher was left with a

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<v Speaker 1>broken jaw after a prank went wrong.

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<v Speaker 4>Well we Scotch College here or over there over there?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, right, so that's what they're doing over in Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my goodness.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a bit of a heads up as don't do

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<v Speaker 1>what they did.

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<v Speaker 6>This is like twelve years of schooling. Yeah, and this

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<v Speaker 6>is what we've learned. And some of those schools are

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<v Speaker 6>quite fancy and their parents have paid a lot of

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<v Speaker 6>money to educate them.

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<v Speaker 4>And yet here we.

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<v Speaker 1>Are, here we are that's the end result. Third a

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<v Speaker 1>twenty fourteen school pranks and what'd your school pranks, what

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<v Speaker 1>did your pull for your year twelve, last day at school?

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<v Speaker 1>And maybe some school pranks that went a little bit wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>We do have a two hundred dollar beach house about

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<v Speaker 1>you to give away. So unfortunately, you can't participate in

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<v Speaker 1>this because you were homeschool. But if you went to

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<v Speaker 1>a genuine school with other classmates, then please feel free

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<v Speaker 1>to get involved. I'm just kidding. You went to school

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<v Speaker 1>with other kids in you?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>I did. Did you have a good time, Yeah, it's great.

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<v Speaker 1>No pranks. You guys are so priven, proper.

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<v Speaker 4>I went to an Anglican college, so we were very

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<v Speaker 4>straight lized.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, absolute bunch of angels.

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<v Speaker 4>Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>School I went to. Someone put purple dye into the

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<v Speaker 1>pool fifty meta pool bang. It was so funny. We

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<v Speaker 1>woke up and I was like, wow, that's crazy. Fifty

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<v Speaker 1>thousand dollars. It took it costs because they had to

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<v Speaker 1>replace the whole filtering system.

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<v Speaker 4>No way, so that wasn't good.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, there was a deputy of principal by the name

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<v Speaker 1>of mister Chandler who was the biggest knob on the planet,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll say that. And his nickname was Prawn Prawn, which

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't like, okay, and so we still don't know

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<v Speaker 1>exactly who it was. But there's this giant bit of

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<v Speaker 1>grass that sort of almost overlooks entire school, like it's

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<v Speaker 1>on a bit of a forty five degree angle. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>someone in round up giant letters like we're talking sort

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<v Speaker 1>of ten meters high. P R A W N. Prawn

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<v Speaker 1>poisoned at the lawn and that stayed there until they

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<v Speaker 1>genuinely had to mold out what.

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<v Speaker 4>Was wrong with the students at your school? Where did

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<v Speaker 4>you go to school?

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<v Speaker 6>Yattler Prison, Yatler High?

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<v Speaker 1>Good's this what you're gonna do, because sometimes you're just gonna.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't have to do it.

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<v Speaker 1>It is prawn. Oh man, I've never wanted to punch

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<v Speaker 1>someone in the face. He deserved that, mister.

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<v Speaker 6>Chandler aggressive, okay, thirteen twenty four to ten. What sort

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<v Speaker 6>of pranks did you pull at your school? We've got

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<v Speaker 6>that two hundred dollars beach house voucher.

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<v Speaker 4>Did you participate in any of these shenanigans? Of course

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<v Speaker 4>I did.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's do it next, and of course, and

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<v Speaker 1>all the pranks that you do, even if the police

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<v Speaker 1>get involved, please do it responsibly.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Courtney, what happened at your school?

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<v Speaker 10>So the popular boy group egged the popular girl group's cars,

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<v Speaker 10>and vice versa, the popular girl group eggs the boys cars. However,

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<v Speaker 10>I wasn't popular, but my car looked identical to a

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<v Speaker 10>popular girl, so I got covered in eggs accessory.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not fair, No, that is not fair. So in

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<v Speaker 1>a way, I mean, egging another popular person's car is

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<v Speaker 1>a way of almost flirting. But you are caught up

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<v Speaker 1>in the crossfire, Courtney.

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<v Speaker 10>Exactly, I wasn't one of the cool kids, and I

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<v Speaker 10>didn't get Yeah, I still got the very much.

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<v Speaker 4>Two ways. You can look at this, though, Courtney.

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<v Speaker 6>You know, you know in your heart it was an accident,

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<v Speaker 6>but you can just tell yourself that you were one

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<v Speaker 6>of the cool kids.

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<v Speaker 4>Good on you, Thank you so much. Monica. What was

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<v Speaker 4>the school prank?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello?

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<v Speaker 13>I am flooded the bar flanks when I was younger

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<v Speaker 13>of my friend.

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<v Speaker 6>Perfect, that's what we're talking about, this behavior.

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<v Speaker 1>He did it responsibly, though, Monica, didn't you sort.

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<v Speaker 13>Of I put it all all of paper like in

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<v Speaker 13>the I was really young child, like year three.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, started early. That's good morning.

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<v Speaker 4>That's an epic laugh too.

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<v Speaker 6>By the way, Thank you, Age, Good morning, Cage.

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<v Speaker 9>Good morning. Yeah, there was a ticket that we didn't like,

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<v Speaker 9>and we egged his car and then put oil all

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<v Speaker 9>over it and then wrapped it up and glad rap.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, that's that's Fabris Colabrate, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>So what was the end result of what happened to you?

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<v Speaker 1>But also the car?

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<v Speaker 9>The car the pain got absolutely ruined and it seeped

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<v Speaker 9>through and rusted a little bit. Yeah, we all had

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<v Speaker 9>five hundred dollars fans and got suspended.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh wow, wow, so worth it?

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<v Speaker 9>Cage, No, not at all?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I ask as well? Cage. The teacher was at

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<v Speaker 1>someone who was wildly unpopular.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, yeah, he was very angry to every student.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, you showed him.

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<v Speaker 6>Kate, absolutely again, not that we're condoning this behavior, are

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<v Speaker 6>we hate.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I'll mention him again. Mister Chandler from HI school,

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<v Speaker 1>who was just.

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<v Speaker 6>Speaking of the knobs, Lisa, good morning.

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<v Speaker 4>What was the prank?

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<v Speaker 13>Hello, my friend's mom dad that would work teacher for

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<v Speaker 13>a couple of months when we were in the nine Contravers.

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<v Speaker 13>It was a real secret, and we took all of

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<v Speaker 13>her mom's underwear and hit them around his classroom. And

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<v Speaker 13>we went to an all girls' school, and so we

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<v Speaker 13>would just everyone would just periodically find his these women's underwear,

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<v Speaker 13>and nobody let him live it down.

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<v Speaker 1>That's it. That's the one. That's what we're talking about,

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<v Speaker 1>because there's a bit of substance to that as well.

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<v Speaker 4>What was his reaction to the underwear?

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<v Speaker 13>He was just all embarrassed, super flustered, and he was

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<v Speaker 13>kind of middle aged, and all the girls chit chatting

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<v Speaker 13>behind his back and he was he did not like it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, perfect, yep. I mean, of course, if you're a

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<v Speaker 1>would work teacher at a all girls school, oh you

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<v Speaker 1>do know, you wouldn't be thinking the stuff going on

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<v Speaker 1>one sounds at all, will be chatting ab No.

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<v Speaker 4>No, So what's the moral of this whole segment that

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<v Speaker 4>we've just done.

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<v Speaker 1>From your point of view, go hard or go good

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<v Speaker 1>luck to all thes of course responsibly seems like the

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<v Speaker 1>right time.

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<v Speaker 2>To do this.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, two songs, two opportunities just to go onto the weekend, right,

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<v Speaker 1>and I mean the ultimate way to go on the

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<v Speaker 1>weekend is one thousand bucks in your public by Franchester

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<v Speaker 1>in terms of tunes.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we got your cup.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, so we're going to reveal the winner. Our Battle

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<v Speaker 6>of the Banger is camera guy, Josh, good morning to you.

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<v Speaker 3>Good morning guys.

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<v Speaker 4>You've got some feedback for us.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 14>I thought they were two great, uplifting songs. But Catherine

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<v Speaker 14>in the inbox, Hello Jody and Hasse, I think you

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<v Speaker 14>both lose in Battle of the Bangers. Those two songs

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<v Speaker 14>suck big times.

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<v Speaker 3>Whoa, Catherine.

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<v Speaker 14>What I'd say to you is jump on the Nova

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<v Speaker 14>player and request a five poin fifty five pump up song.

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly. It's very true.

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<v Speaker 4>Just turn that for an upside down great cool Josh.

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<v Speaker 3>But there has to be a winner.

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<v Speaker 4>There has to You want to play the two songs first,

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<v Speaker 4>or just rip straight into it.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just ripped straight into this un Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>It's hazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah, soak up these beautiful falsetto tones. Mat Corby, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean he was sent you a couple of music lots.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you can all agree on that, Shrine appreciate

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<v Speaker 1>some good music.

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<v Speaker 4>If you played Summer, would you winning song?

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<v Speaker 1>Matt Corby? There it is a bat all the bankers winger.

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<v Speaker 1>Matt Corby brother, let's talk quickly as well, Joe. It's

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<v Speaker 1>about this little celebration of the warns of Frederick Street. Finus.

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<v Speaker 1>We're getting a little bit fancy here, Jodie Hayes. We

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<v Speaker 1>are very good, isn't it. So we want you to

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<v Speaker 1>do is regional an overplayer Apple online at nov Fam

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<v Speaker 1>and just tell us how you fake your fancy. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>So for example, I mean we spoke about if you're

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<v Speaker 1>a Snickers or a Mars bar connoisseur and you just

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<v Speaker 1>like to eat that with a knife and fork.

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<v Speaker 5>Ooh a loh deed very de da.

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<v Speaker 6>Do you sort of get a bottle of you know,

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<v Speaker 6>prosecco and pop it like it's a French champagne, like

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<v Speaker 6>it's a verb or something.

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<v Speaker 1>You just switch labels. Have you ever switched a label

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<v Speaker 1>and a wine bottle?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, some people like to take something like your l

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<v Speaker 6>Casco wine and decanter it into a thing.

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<v Speaker 4>So it's like it's fancy, it ain't.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's true. All right, jump on the overplayer and

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<v Speaker 1>give us you all best responses for your fake fancy,

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<v Speaker 1>and we could be giving you a real life luxury experience.

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<v Speaker 1>So think a stay at Sequoia Luxury Light Lodge.

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<v Speaker 6>It's so fancy that I had to tell you how

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<v Speaker 6>to pronounce the names.

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<v Speaker 1>That is very, very true. It's way too fancy for me.

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<v Speaker 6>We're talking shopping sprees, an entire day at the day

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<v Speaker 6>spa for you and your squad, maybe a limo ride

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<v Speaker 6>to your favorite place, favorite restaurant for dinner. All bougie stuff, bougie.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you fake your fancy? Regis on and overplay

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<v Speaker 1>in the fancy blue packet. Your local drag supermarket be

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<v Speaker 1>of excellence, when you have a chicken pie, do you

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<v Speaker 1>do you like the chicken head poking out of it

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<v Speaker 1>as well?

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<v Speaker 4>This is one of the nastier stories you'll live here.

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<v Speaker 1>God talk about it.

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<v Speaker 4>Max.

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<v Speaker 1>Debris on the North South Motorway near the Port Wakefield

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<v Speaker 1>Road intersection at Waterloo Corner with speeds.

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<v Speaker 6>Reducing What about this story that has, as you like

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<v Speaker 6>to say, landed on my desk like we use our desks.

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<v Speaker 6>Who thought a posh London restaurant has freaked out customers

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<v Speaker 6>by serving up a chicken pie with the bird's heads

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<v Speaker 6>sticking out of the pastry.

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<v Speaker 1>Surprise, good use, nothing goes to wass.

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<v Speaker 6>The forty two dollars la grand cock dish you heard,

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<v Speaker 6>dirty bird with chicken hearts, livers, wings and feet and

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<v Speaker 6>features a dead bird's head poking through the top.

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<v Speaker 1>Again here we go.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>One punter on Instagram said the bird's head looked like

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<v Speaker 6>it had been melted by acid, while another said.

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<v Speaker 5>It was nasty.

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<v Speaker 4>So this is what they're doing.

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<v Speaker 6>The restaurant's called fowl by the way, Yeah, aptly named

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<v Speaker 6>Wow the Grimpie is part of the restaurant's bid to

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<v Speaker 6>use every part of an animal so to cut out

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<v Speaker 6>food waste.

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<v Speaker 5>Nice concept, horrible execution.

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<v Speaker 1>Gosh, yeah, that wouldn't that wouldn't you say? Look, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not a chef or anything, but wouldn't that mean that

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<v Speaker 1>maybe use some of these bits of the animal for say,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, mince.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Customers can also get a thirty dollars chicken leg corn

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<v Speaker 6>dog with the bird's foot still attached to the drum set.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah good. Yeah, that's nice, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 6>That's what you want in r KFC, isn't it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>just like a little bird's foot sticking.

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<v Speaker 1>Up, turn you off KFC for at least two days

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<v Speaker 1>before you go back. I love that the b blokes

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<v Speaker 1>going to this restaurant be like and just trying to

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<v Speaker 1>impress each other and have you fit after a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of lagers in the go I guess which is hey, waiter, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll have the cock thanks, And then it comes out

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<v Speaker 1>and they're like, oh god, I kid you not.

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<v Speaker 4>I was in the markets yesterday.

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<v Speaker 6>I popped in to get some lunch and I couldn't resist,

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<v Speaker 6>once again in my life, the lure of a chicken

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<v Speaker 6>dim sim in the markets.

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<v Speaker 5>I just can't.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm powerless because you're a warm blooded human. That's what

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<v Speaker 1>we do. And so I go straight for the chicken dimmis.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh you get them from this chicken butcher in the market.

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<v Speaker 4>And I'm not kidding.

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<v Speaker 6>As I was standing there ordering my dim sim, this

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<v Speaker 6>woman comes up and she goes, excuse me, do you

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<v Speaker 6>have chicken livers? And the guy behind the counter is like,

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<v Speaker 6>oh no, I'm sorry, We've only got chicken hearts and

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<v Speaker 6>she was like great, thanks and walks off.

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<v Speaker 1>What is this city? Seriously? I bet you I've got

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<v Speaker 1>him in Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 4>You tell me you built a time machine.

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<v Speaker 1>On this daisy? Another day, another door? Whoa, whoa? Hang on,

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<v Speaker 1>jad'es it's Friday, Friday the thirteenth, whoa spooky?

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<v Speaker 5>Don't walk under ladders?

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<v Speaker 4>Have any encounters with black cats of any kind?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, and don't put a black cat under a ladder,

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<v Speaker 1>double bad luck, and particularly if that black cat goes

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<v Speaker 1>under the ladder and there's also a mirror there and

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<v Speaker 1>it steps on it and the mirror breaks and triple

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<v Speaker 1>bad luck.

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<v Speaker 4>Twenty one years bad luck.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, very goodness, nineteen seventy one. Let's go back on

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<v Speaker 1>this day, thirteenth of October. Sasha Baron Cohen was born

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<v Speaker 1>in London, England. Today's's fifty second birth.

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<v Speaker 4>Happy birthday, Dear Sasha.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Sasha, many baby Sasha's getting around reckon well.

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<v Speaker 5>Not men, no baby Sasha.

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<v Speaker 11>Men.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but geez, he probably made the name quite trendy.

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<v Speaker 1>And then of course what was born was born at Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and every single schmuck going hey, hey, hey, guys, listen

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<v Speaker 1>to this. Listen you already ready, very ready, very nice.

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<v Speaker 1>I just like it.

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<v Speaker 5>Yesizing your party trick?

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<v Speaker 1>No imitatal?

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<v Speaker 5>Now go home wine.

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<v Speaker 1>Nineteen eighty two, A Thought was born in Sydney. Today

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<v Speaker 1>is his forty first birthday, which just goes to tell

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<v Speaker 1>you and show you how young he was when he

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<v Speaker 1>was winning the Olympic goal So seventeen and two thousand,

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<v Speaker 1>because he's only forty one.

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<v Speaker 6>That's insane, isn't It feels like he's been around forever.

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<v Speaker 1>But what about the pressure of the world on that kid?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, unbelievable, and he just swam it off from the

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<v Speaker 6>way those big flip of feet, it's big.

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<v Speaker 1>Ridiculous feet. I think he's about it. So I forty six

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<v Speaker 1>or something? Yeah, not a European. Nineteen ninety four, Fiona

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<v Speaker 1>camp Will become the first woman to walk around the

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<v Speaker 1>world when she completed her eleven year journey on this day.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, can you think of anything worse?

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<v Speaker 6>Some days I can't even be motivated to go for

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<v Speaker 6>a twenty minute walk around the.

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<v Speaker 1>Block with the dog. Yeah, it turned out you were

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<v Speaker 1>just hungry too. He went for a walk to bit

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<v Speaker 1>upset by that, he took a wrong turn. Bang took

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<v Speaker 1>eleven years to find a weaver hat.

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<v Speaker 5>Well Fiona number one saw on.

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<v Speaker 1>In October thirteen, two thousand and seven. How very appropriate

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<v Speaker 1>for a Friday. I have fun with this one. The

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<v Speaker 1>pretender by the Food File.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, same.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Jody and Hazy on Nova