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Speaker 1: Appoche production.

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Speaker 2: On this episode of We Will Always Have. Oh, oh

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Speaker 2: my god.

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Speaker 1: What's happened.

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Speaker 2: You? I don't know how. You've just got an alert

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Speaker 2: about something that I've organized, right about someone you are

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Speaker 2: just talking about?

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Speaker 3: Are we meeting Elbow? No, we can't be meeting elbow?

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Speaker 1: Are we really?

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Speaker 3: Are we seriously meeting Elbow?

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Speaker 2: Welcome to a brand new season of We Will Always Have.

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Speaker 2: This time, we've packed up and we're taking the golf

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Speaker 2: cart to camera. Christy and I are going to do

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Speaker 2: a bunch of things. God knows what they are. I mean,

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Speaker 2: you're about to find out. It's probably mostly yelling and

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Speaker 2: screaming and then discussing a bunch of random topics, because

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Speaker 2: that's just what this podcast is all about, I guess.

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Speaker 2: And We Will Always Have Have camera? Oh are you

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Speaker 2: ready for what we have? This season is going to

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Speaker 2: be a good season.

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Speaker 3: It's going to be a great season.

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Speaker 2: It so good.

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Speaker 3: I am so excited for everyone to listen.

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Speaker 2: So we arrived in Canberra. We spent the last week.

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Speaker 3: What day did we arrive? I can't even remember.

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Speaker 2: I have no idea. I think we've been here a week.

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Speaker 2: Do we arrive Tuesday?

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Speaker 3: Was it Thursday?

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Speaker 2: What's today, We've done so much. Also, coincidentally, Parliament was

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Speaker 2: sitting while we were.

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Speaker 3: Here, iconic fun.

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Speaker 2: We had a day in Parliament.

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Speaker 3: Great.

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Speaker 2: The day that we were there was the day Pauline

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Speaker 2: Hanson decided to show up in a burker. Unfortunately we

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Speaker 2: were on a boat in the middle of Lake Burley

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Speaker 2: Griffin at that time. What was a highlight for you?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Always, spending time with you was always a highlight.

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Speaker 4: The things that we laugh about as you roll your

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Speaker 4: eyes and go for fox Sake, Chris Day, look Jamala, wildlife.

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Speaker 4: Oh God, definitely up there. That like that was a

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Speaker 4: bucket list. I didn't even know I needed to complete that.

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Speaker 3: It was amazing.

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Speaker 2: I stayed in the giraffe room. Yes, I stayed with

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Speaker 2: the lions.

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Speaker 3: I think I had the better deal. No, absolutely, you

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Speaker 3: didn't love my giraffes. God boat, the go boat was

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Speaker 3: a highlight.

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Speaker 2: Go boats are so relaxing and they don't go very fast.

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Speaker 2: You're not You actually can't physically drive them very fast.

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Speaker 2: So I was unable to do a couple of things

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Speaker 2: that I wanted to do. Burnout, Bernie burnouts you will hear, Oh,

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Speaker 2: I'm allergic to camera. You will hear quite possibly some

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Speaker 2: of my favorite audio of me getting unbelievably frustrated trying

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Speaker 2: to do an escape room pretty much on my own.

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Speaker 3: See that's trauma, so that's been put right down on

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Speaker 3: the bottom.

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Speaker 2: I just don't understand how it's trauma. You stood there

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Speaker 2: and did nothing well and looked at me like, what's

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Speaker 2: going on? Which is worked around? Going nine seven? Try that?

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Speaker 4: Try it where now I'm not I'm not good, I'm

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Speaker 4: a doer, I'm not a I'm not a kind of

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Speaker 2: I want to play a little bit of audio. You're

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Speaker 2: gonna have to wait till the end of the season

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Speaker 2: to hear this. There was an incident, and it happened today.

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Speaker 2: When I organized for us to go to do the

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Speaker 2: tree Tops challenge. I was quite nervous and you were

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Speaker 2: quite confident. However, two steps into the challenge this happened.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, Oh.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Oh I like this. I don't fucking like this.

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Speaker 3: Stop it moving?

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Speaker 1: How can I get off?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 4: Water melons, water melons?

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Speaker 2: Help help hear me? Off? Oh boysies off?

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Speaker 5: Now I want to get down. How do I get down?

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Speaker 5: Can you come over here so I can see you? Please?

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Speaker 5: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: I'm really frightened.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, but that was that was me calling out

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Speaker 3: the safe way.

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Speaker 2: I can't wait for you to hear the rest of

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Speaker 2: the audio and what happened following that. I don't think

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Speaker 3: Did you what did you think it was going to be?

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Speaker 2: camebra Your roads are fucked in the asshole, pissed them.

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Speaker 4: Off and the roundabouts please, oh for the christ I

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Speaker 4: am very impressed with the food that Japanese restaurant Raku

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Speaker 4: that we went to Raku and the staff there were

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Speaker 2: Me, that Japanese restaurant. She puts the micropheneration's like, what

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Speaker 2: is it good?

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Speaker 3: I can't remember what?

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Speaker 2: Oh, we can't remember we were lucky that we could

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Speaker 4: Were totally on brand. But look, the food was amazing.

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Speaker 4: I think that the whole food scene here in Canberra

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Speaker 2: And I've also I really loved Okay. When you're in Brisbane,

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Speaker 3: Great shopping, and the fashions.

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Speaker 4: You should have seen the lovely ladies the politicians over there.

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Speaker 3: I wore my jeans and my T shirt.

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Speaker 2: With our faces on them. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: And I did get approached to say oh love you

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Speaker 4: and Christian Beab really yes?

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Speaker 3: Who a lovely lady with long blonde hair. She said,

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Speaker 2: God, I really I really wish we had time that

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Speaker 3: Who we are, who you are.

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Speaker 2: I'd love to know if albow like does elbow chicily

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Speaker 3: Doesn't do that Lamby Lambeau.

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Speaker 4: Jackie, she'd she'd be all over us, she'd be absolutely

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Speaker 2: Well, we will kick things off. I don't know where

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Speaker 2: I don't know how I'm going to edit this, So

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Speaker 2: good luck everyone.

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Speaker 3: Good luck buck a up people.

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Speaker 2: This season kicks off where Christine and I haven't seen

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Speaker 2: each other for about four months. We don't record these

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Speaker 2: go to different locations. This time it's camera now might

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Speaker 2: even Brisbane. She lives in Sydney, and that is two

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Speaker 2: I mean, I'm no what am I trying to say?

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Speaker 2: I love Christine. I wouldn't do this if I didn't

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Speaker 2: love her. Anyways, I haven't seen her in four months,

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Speaker 2: and I flew to Sydney and she's going to be

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, totally early. Ell. I mean it's ten tonight,

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Speaker 2: so tired. My body's shutting down because it knows, it

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Speaker 2: So I spent the night. I flew in from Brisbane

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Speaker 2: don't worry about it. Okay, I'm here. I'm about to

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Speaker 2: She hasn't texted me to say that she's on her way,

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Speaker 2: but she did say last night et eight nine am.

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Speaker 2: So I'm going to stand out in the fucking front

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Speaker 2: the last time I saw Chrissy was five months ago,

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Speaker 2: which was five months too soon. So no, I'm actually genuinely,

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Speaker 2: really really looking forward to seeing her, even my body

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Speaker 2: I actually, I really, I really am. Let's go. Mm hmmm,

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Speaker 2: how do I Everything's so heavy. I just just let

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Speaker 2: is gonna sound like I'm complaining. No what, I won't say, no, no, no,

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Speaker 2: it's petty. It has nothing to do with Christine. It

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Speaker 2: just has everything to do with Christian being tired. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: all right, let's let's go. Let's do it. Okay, I

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Speaker 2: forgot everything. Okay, Jesus fucking went through the mini bar

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Speaker 2: last night. Um phone was okay. Oh, I'm nervous pooping.

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Speaker 2: What am I going to do when I see Christine?

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Speaker 2: Hold on, I just need to stand at the mirror

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Speaker 2: and practice practice saying, oh my god, Christie, it's so

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Speaker 2: good to see you. No, that looks fake. What would

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Speaker 2: I say? Oh, how have you been? Now? That sounds

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Speaker 2: insince here, God, how do I fake an interest? Christy? Certainly? Fuck?

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Speaker 2: It looks she won't know. Now do we think she's

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Speaker 2: waiting in the lobby and that she's five minutes early? Oh?

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Speaker 2: If she is, it's going to be a really easy

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Speaker 2: session of recording. If she isn't delivered, here we go.

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Speaker 2: Is she there? No, of course she isn't. She'll be

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Speaker 2: twenty five minutes like, okay, it is eight fifty eight.

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Speaker 2: Oh fucking hell. Can I tell you a secret that

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna tell Christine.

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Speaker 2: And if she listens back to these episodes, she's only

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Speaker 2: gonna know now. Is I don't have it currently? I

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Speaker 2: don't think so. But I've just had gastro and I'm like,

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Speaker 2: I don't know if you've ever had gastro before, but

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Speaker 2: it's fucking exhausting, which is why I'm complaining. I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: try so hard not to be a little bitch like

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Speaker 2: I've literally just recovered, and I'm like in this state

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Speaker 2: of pure exhaustion. And so when she said she was

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Speaker 2: picking me up at nine, if she's like sixty seconds late,

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Speaker 2: she's gonna take fifty nine. Okay, it's just gone nine o'clock. Repeat,

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Speaker 2: it has gone nine o'clock, ET eight. Let me read

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Speaker 2: the text message that she sent to me. Ah for

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Speaker 2: fux sakes as I ah, for the love of god. Okay,

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Speaker 2: let me read you. Just let me read you. Can

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Speaker 2: you send me the hotel address? ETA nine? Am right right?

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Speaker 2: Literally one second ago, she says, I'm about twenty away.

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Speaker 2: twenty minutes? Oh? Oh all right, well, o goods it's

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Speaker 2: I can see her. She's just pulling in now. Oh no,

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Speaker 2: and it begins. Okay, she can't see me. Let's do this, Okay, Hi, Chrissy,

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Speaker 2: it's so good to see you. Oh my god, it's

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Speaker 2: It's all right, like that gastro subside where I came

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Speaker 2: coming out of the cafe into the car park area. Oh,

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Speaker 2: there she is. Oh god, she's pulled. Okay, okay, facking

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Speaker 2: excitement in three two. Okay, Oh it's so good to see. Okay, yes,

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Speaker 2: you didn't know the ca Ah. What are you wearing?

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Speaker 2: I am not? Christians Oh my god, tell me the ship.

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Speaker 2: What's on the shirt? On the shirt?

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Speaker 4: Just to clarify for everybody that may just think that

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Speaker 4: Howe I have had a T shirt made up? That's

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Speaker 4: is that just sensational?

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Speaker 2: Incredible? What are you wearing it a whole time?

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Speaker 3: I am going to wear it quite quite a lot.

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Speaker 2: I am on Christian Hill's mother. Yeah, thank you fucking

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Speaker 6: You?

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Speaker 3: Look sensational?

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Speaker 2: Thank you? Oh my god, you feel so good and

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Speaker 3: Your skin amazing it. All right, let's get you in

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Speaker 3: and put this in the car.

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Speaker 4: Now.

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Speaker 2: Ricardo has the golf cut. I'd just like to keep

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Speaker 2: the golf cart. Is here?

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Speaker 3: The golf cart?

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Speaker 2: I saw you yesterday.

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Speaker 3: You saw me turn the golf cart on in.

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Speaker 2: Your TikTok, and it was like and then you gave

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Speaker 2: throughout that entire TikTok. Have you had the car service

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Speaker 3: Yes, I have?

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Speaker 4: And these things that Ricardo wants you to know, like

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Speaker 4: he's wrung me even on the way. Now, don't forget

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Speaker 4: to tell Christian of the things that you.

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Speaker 2: Don't put it in the third gear. We have to

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Speaker 2: talk about it.

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Speaker 3: We have to talk about that.

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Speaker 2: That is so funny.

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Speaker 3: Now just move my bits over if you need.

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Speaker 2: You're not going to put my suitcase in for me?

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Speaker 4: Okay, God, it's only a suitcase. Love, what have you

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Speaker 4: got in there?

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Speaker 2: Don't laugh.

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to make.

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Speaker 4: Good yes, okay, yes, I'm trying to make good food choices.

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Speaker 2: She says, right next to a bag of chips.

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Speaker 1: We have to try these.

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Speaker 3: Will we put these in the front? Have you had breakfast?

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Speaker 2: No? But I did stab my Manjara yesterday.

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Speaker 1: A bit off today?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, push everything aside.

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Speaker 4: The april syrups, for the yoga, for the wheat becks,

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Speaker 4: for the cheese seeds.

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Speaker 3: It's a whole process you. Yes, yes, okay, okay, I've

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Speaker 4: For you too, because I thought, if we're going to

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Speaker 4: continue to be healthy together, all right, are you ready?

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Speaker 3: I'm so excited.

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Speaker 2: I'm actually really excited.

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Speaker 3: This is like Christmas Eve.

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Speaker 2: I felt we've got a really busy day. We've actually

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Speaker 2: got a really busy few days.

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Speaker 4: Charlie's calling in my ear, hanging fucking of course, he is, no,

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Speaker 4: just we won't we won't be Can you disconnect?

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Speaker 3: Let me just take my ees.

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Speaker 2: He comes, sit in the car. Give what is it

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Speaker 2: with your children? Knowing that you're doing something. I'm getting

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Speaker 2: a sense that mum might be doing something important a caller.

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Speaker 2: Now okay, oh you've got a phone. Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: there's so many things. Okay. So we've just gotten into

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Speaker 2: the golf car right now, pulled up just outside the

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Speaker 2: hotel and noticing some changes already, okay, well done. On

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Speaker 2: the phone holder? Is that the one I bought?

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Speaker 4: No, So, Ricardo would like to point out to you

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Speaker 4: the following. He would like to show you, as you've

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Speaker 4: just identified the phone holder. Okay, and also too, he

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Speaker 4: would like to let you know that the h hang

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Speaker 4: on wrong one.

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Speaker 2: Look you we probably can't hear what's going on? Whisper

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Speaker 2: win wipers. He's got new wiper braids.

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Speaker 4: Yes, however he was a window right, No, he wasn't

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Speaker 4: able to purchased the seal thing.

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Speaker 2: Well, no, it's it's nicing.

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Speaker 3: What's my But it was the wrong one.

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Speaker 2: That's fine, that's a normal, that's good.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so wait till it rains, are you?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but at least a car squeaks when it turns on.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's squeaks.

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Speaker 2: I tried it last night, as you heard. And before

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Speaker 2: we head off to camera, will you listen to a

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Speaker 2: song called Evil Queen music just popped.

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Speaker 3: It's my TikTok Lives drama that I.

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Speaker 2: Froth for that you're watching whilst driving?

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Speaker 3: No, I was listening to it.

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Speaker 2: You listen to TikTok Lives whilst driving? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Doesn't everybody?

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Speaker 2: No? No, love your hair color? Love the hair color?

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Speaker 2: That's just the microphones? So does okay, call your son

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Speaker 2: back and.

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Speaker 1: I need to call them back. But let's go.

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Speaker 2: Oh do we need to put in the GPS?

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Speaker 7: Okay, you haven't sent me an itinery this time, because

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Speaker 7: usually you send me like this really long email detailing

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Speaker 3: What we're doing, but you haven't. What are you looking?

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Speaker 2: No I haven't. There's a reason for that. Okay. Do

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Speaker 2: you have to plug your phone into a charger? No?

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Speaker 3: Well no, no, you put your phone up there because

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Speaker 3: you know where you go. Or do you want me

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Speaker 3: to put mine out?

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 3: Oh, you'll be doing things.

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Speaker 1: And we're off.

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Speaker 2: No, no, I'll hold my phone. Oh, this is every

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Speaker 2: bit of the suspension. The suspension hasn't been fixed.

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Speaker 1: No, I don't know if it needs to be done.

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Speaker 2: I can't wait for you to see the apartment we're in.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so talk to me about where we're going and what.

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Speaker 2: We've just power through that one forgot. That's right, that's right.

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Speaker 2: You're driving? Oh my god, handbrik handing, Christy. You're in third?

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Speaker 4: No one, Well, because of course I'm in thood because

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Speaker 4: I haven't got any speech.

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Speaker 2: You want to go to there? That's drive? So look third,

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Speaker 2: stop this car. Okay, I'm not going to pass the drive,

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Speaker 2: but okay, just put your hand down on the little

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Speaker 2: gear stick.

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Speaker 1: I drove here quite quick.

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Speaker 2: Third. I was in the other gear Are you sure? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: No, no, I did, very mindful.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't feel like it.

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Speaker 1: I'm very mindful.

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Speaker 4: Now that you've given me some feedback and I've taken

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Speaker 4: it one that.

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Speaker 2: Doesn't that's a third now yep, and then push it across. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's right.

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Speaker 1: There you go.

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Speaker 2: Yes, that was a red No.

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Speaker 3: I should have gone that way. See, this is what happens.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't matter in the turning lane in the wrong lane.

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Speaker 4: I have to go back up and come around again

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Speaker 4: because we need to get onto onto Canberra Lane.

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Speaker 2: Are you are you telling me the road to Camera

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Speaker 2: is called camera lane, Camera road.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to just call it camera.

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Speaker 2: Road, camera road. That would make sense.

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Speaker 1: Today.

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Speaker 2: What's well, I'll tell you. The apartment is the closest

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Speaker 2: physical apartment that you can get to Parliament House. We're

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Speaker 2: literally directly opposite Parliament House. Are we really?

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Speaker 4: Oh that's cool? We could just you know, Oh God,

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Speaker 4: please tell me. We're gonna go and have a chat

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Speaker 4: to Lambo.

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Speaker 1: What's her name? Lambie?

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Speaker 2: Is she Jackie?

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Speaker 3: Jackie?

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Speaker 2: You want to chat to Jackie Lamby? Oh?

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Speaker 1: I think she'd be hilarious.

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Speaker 2: She would, but I think she's a lot of other

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Speaker 3: Possibly Elbow is he in town this week?

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Speaker 2: Look, Parliament is sitting, so we might we might pick

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Speaker 2: out the window or walk across and to see if

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Speaker 2: we can see we're going to cost any politicians like TMZ.

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Speaker 2: But we asked some questions. Working your thoughts on the

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Speaker 2: current situation of Lindsay lowhand in Dubai and just ask

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Speaker 2: the really mundane questions.

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Speaker 3: Thoughts and feelings on your on your wedding, how's the

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Speaker 4: I mean the country needs to know is he getting married? Yes, yes,

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Speaker 4: he's getting married.

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Speaker 2: That's all. I'll tell you. The rest you'll find out

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Speaker 2: in troops and drabs.

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Speaker 3: Troops and drabs. Yeah, well I'm telling you this. For me,

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Speaker 3: not knowing what we're doing is is a little bit unsettling.

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Speaker 2: There are.

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Speaker 3: Hang on, hang on, come put your indict?

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Speaker 2: Did you cross again? Okay?

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Speaker 4: So if I go down here, Pickton's on the way,

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Speaker 4: so I think we'll be right to go here.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, GPS is saying words, that's.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well that's just a guide.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's right. I forgot about that. So I just

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Speaker 2: made a pet stop to like get some breakfast. You've

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Speaker 2: still got your I'm not Christian Hull's mother shirt on? Sorry?

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Speaker 2: Did someone?

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Speaker 4: I was just going to the bathroom and a guy goes,

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Speaker 4: are you Christian Hull's mother?

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Speaker 3: And I went, no, No, I'm.

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Speaker 4: Not you donbously read a T shirt? God love him,

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Speaker 4: he would have no idea who you were. Sorry, but

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Speaker 4: he wouldn't.

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Speaker 2: He went, Christian hous.

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Speaker 1: Love this T shirt.

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Speaker 2: I love this T shirt so much, and that you're

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Speaker 2: wearing it in public.

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Speaker 3: I am because it's hilarious.

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Speaker 2: It's so funny.

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Speaker 3: I was that close to getting you one.

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Speaker 2: I'm Christian Hull and then I'm Christian. I'm not Christians.

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Speaker 2: Where'd you get a mate?

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Speaker 4: Look, wait till I tell you the story, Okay, because

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Speaker 4: there's more coming.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, leaning leaning. So we're still at the

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Speaker 2: service center.

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Speaker 4: Well, the service center is absolutely like a Westfield shopping

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Speaker 4: very bougie, very booge.

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Speaker 2: We just stopped and we were chatting with two people

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Speaker 2: and they loved your shirt. They love it. Now did

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Speaker 2: you hear what one of them said?

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Speaker 1: What did she say?

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Speaker 2: So, just to reiterate, the shirt says I am not

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Speaker 2: Christian Hull's mother, And she said, oh my mother. I

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Speaker 2: couldn't get my mother to wear that even with the

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Speaker 2: shirt on.

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Speaker 3: People have but.

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Speaker 2: Twice now you're like, oh, you must be Christianhull's mother.

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Speaker 4: I need to come up with a little award system

447
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Speaker 4: for people approaching to say, are you Christian Hull's mother,

448
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Speaker 4: Like to give them like a little you want to

449
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Speaker 4: give them an award, an award like the best person

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Speaker 4: to approach me and say, oh.

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Speaker 2: My god, Hamish and Andy, if you ask him for

452
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Speaker 2: a dollar, he has to give you a dollar. Yeah,

453
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Speaker 2: he's so beautiful.

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Speaker 3: And I know, I know we could reverse that.

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Speaker 1: We could reverse that.

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Speaker 2: What they have to give you a dollar?

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Speaker 3: Yes, I think that's only fair. Maybe ten dollars, maybe

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Speaker 3: ten dollars.

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Speaker 2: But I think the people that are asking don't understand

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Speaker 2: the shirt.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but they know you, So I'm just kind of

462
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Speaker 4: making it clear.

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Speaker 2: So it's like forks question, let's get a photo and

464
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Speaker 2: then they go, are you a christ No you're not.

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Speaker 3: No, you're not. Thank you for giving me the money, get.

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Speaker 2: Some point. But the thing is that lady thought you

467
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Speaker 2: were mother? Did you? I couldn't get my mother would

468
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Speaker 2: never wear a shirt like that. And I'm like, well,

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Speaker 2: she's not my mother. My mother is wearing a shirt

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00:27:02,041 --> 00:27:07,480
Speaker 2: like that. It's Chrissy, not my not mother. Oh and

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Speaker 2: the German.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the older guy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sorry, but this is this is epic, this T.

474
00:27:12,481 --> 00:27:15,561
Speaker 2: Shirt, this shirt, I don't think you could. You should smell.

475
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:17,680
Speaker 2: I don't want to say you should sell them.

476
00:27:17,521 --> 00:27:18,761
Speaker 3: Because it's your name.

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Speaker 2: No, no, I like your shit. I closed down a

478
00:27:21,441 --> 00:27:23,721
Speaker 2: business selling merchant. It's an absolute disaster.

479
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Speaker 3: I think we should do a limited run this series.

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Speaker 2: That's actually a genius idea.

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Speaker 3: A limited run on this.

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Speaker 6: I am not Christian Husky.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, we've just got back to the car. We've just

484
00:27:50,360 --> 00:27:52,961
Speaker 2: got back to the car. So this is the inaugural

485
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Speaker 2: turning on of the golf cart. You had it serviced, Yeah, yep,

486
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Speaker 2: so they didn't take away the sound of the car weirdly,

487
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Speaker 2: So I'm just gentleman's I almost hit that came? Okay, okay, Christine,

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Speaker 2: here we go commence turning on a golf cart. We'll

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Speaker 2: do it again.

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Speaker 8: It's a bit windy and it's just right on the highway.

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Speaker 2: Would you like to explain where we are?

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Speaker 4: Well, we're in Golden and we're standing below what is it,

493
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Speaker 4: the big sheeps the marino.

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Speaker 2: Hey.

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Speaker 4: Look, I'm a bit underwhelmed, really, i am, because it's

496
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Speaker 4: it's dirty.

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Speaker 3: Look up there. I mean, it's not like.

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Speaker 2: It's not a marino. Marinos get dirty.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, fair enough. I don't know.

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Speaker 4: People stop you though, don't they like they're fifty years old,

501
00:29:03,321 --> 00:29:06,121
Speaker 4: full of like, Oh my god, we've got some tourists.

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Speaker 2: You wanted to stop here. We're technically tourists.

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00:29:10,521 --> 00:29:13,961
Speaker 3: Well that's probably yes, well we are. But look, I'm

504
00:29:13,961 --> 00:29:14,961
Speaker 3: a bit underwhelmed.

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Speaker 2: Really, what would welm you if I don't need it.

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Speaker 2: I'm so underwhelmed. Yet you're currently taking photos.

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Speaker 4: Because you know, I kind of feel like that's oh,

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00:29:29,001 --> 00:29:30,201
Speaker 4: we've got someone asking something.

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Speaker 2: You're right, do you want a photo with all of you?

510
00:29:32,961 --> 00:29:36,200
Speaker 2: Of course you explain what the marina looks like.

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Speaker 4: Well, it's a big like gray brownie beigey.

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Speaker 2: God love him.

513
00:29:42,721 --> 00:29:46,881
Speaker 4: But Christiane is now taking a photo of the tourists.

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Speaker 3: This is quite funny.

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Speaker 1: I might just.

516
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Speaker 4: Actually record him, uh, taking taking some film for they

517
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Speaker 4: have no idea who this is.

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00:29:58,681 --> 00:29:59,721
Speaker 1: This is even funnier.

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00:29:59,721 --> 00:30:03,241
Speaker 4: But no, oh god, he's getting all the angles now

520
00:30:03,601 --> 00:30:04,881
Speaker 4: we're now bending down.

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00:30:06,441 --> 00:30:07,961
Speaker 3: Oh he's doing them so.

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Speaker 1: Good here in his flero.

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Speaker 2: They look like special shoes.

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Speaker 4: I have to say, because they've kind of like a

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Speaker 4: phone memory pham bottom to them. They're fleoro like, you're

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Speaker 4: not gonna We're not going to lose them people because

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Speaker 4: of the way these shoes are.

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Speaker 3: Let me take a photo because it's quite interesting. Oh

529
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Speaker 3: they're from Canberra.

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Speaker 2: Here we get.

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Speaker 1: From Let me just.

532
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Speaker 2: Take a photo of the shoes from Brisbane one? Hang on?

533
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Speaker 2: Did you keep them thoroughly entertained? Oh?

534
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Speaker 4: I was talking about how you were doing such a

535
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Speaker 4: great job with the angles getting for them.

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Speaker 2: Thank you. We'll get a photo of us, yes, yes,

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00:30:58,121 --> 00:31:04,721
Speaker 2: why not? At this point, Christy and I had been

538
00:31:04,721 --> 00:31:06,881
Speaker 2: in the car for about three hours together and I

539
00:31:06,961 --> 00:31:09,881
Speaker 2: was deeply regretting every personal decision I had made to

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Speaker 2: continue on recording episodes of this podcast with her. But

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Speaker 2: I stop at don't you know we finally arrived in Canberra.

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Speaker 4: I think that's the hyat there. I might be wrong,

543
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Speaker 4: probably am wrong.

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Speaker 2: Okay, what if I tell you something I know you

545
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Speaker 2: probably won't believe me. I think you're right. No, because

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Speaker 2: I did.

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Speaker 1: Archives of Australia.

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Speaker 2: Okay, don't hate me.

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Speaker 3: If we're staying at a hostel, No, we're not.

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00:31:43,081 --> 00:31:46,561
Speaker 2: Staying at a hostel. We're two minutes away and we

551
00:31:46,601 --> 00:31:49,121
Speaker 2: are right out the front of Parliament House.

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Speaker 3: You can see the look at that.

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Speaker 2: God, I want to hope we bump into a politician.

554
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Speaker 2: The hyat did reach out, did they and offer accommodation?

555
00:32:00,521 --> 00:32:05,281
Speaker 2: You're lying to me? No, they did, and I thank

556
00:32:05,361 --> 00:32:09,801
Speaker 2: them dutifully, and I said, I really want no, no, no,

557
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Speaker 2: I wanted something. I wanted something fun and interesting for

558
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Speaker 2: the accommodation.

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00:32:13,601 --> 00:32:17,001
Speaker 4: Fun and interesting. Oh look, it's always fun and interesting.

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Speaker 4: So wherever we stay, it's going to be great. I

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Speaker 4: just have like a picture in my head of what

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00:32:21,721 --> 00:32:26,801
Speaker 4: we're going to. Now, please tell me. I can't do hostels.

563
00:32:26,841 --> 00:32:32,000
Speaker 4: I can't do shared bathrooms, toilets, anything like that. An

564
00:32:32,041 --> 00:32:35,841
Speaker 4: apartment I could share with you, but not some random.

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00:32:35,361 --> 00:32:42,720
Speaker 2: Okay, so no it's not. I don't. Look what if

566
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Speaker 2: I told you we were staying in embassy accommodation?

567
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Speaker 1: Are you serious?

568
00:32:50,521 --> 00:32:53,481
Speaker 2: So we're in the middle of a lot of embassy.

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Speaker 6: Oh.

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00:32:53,841 --> 00:32:54,561
Speaker 1: I love this.

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00:32:54,961 --> 00:32:57,361
Speaker 3: That's my favorite place when I come to Canberra. Oh,

572
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Speaker 3: I have to do like a loop of the embassy

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Speaker 3: we're staying.

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00:33:01,281 --> 00:33:03,601
Speaker 2: Are we really we Well, we're not in an embassy,

575
00:33:04,161 --> 00:33:08,240
Speaker 2: but we're staying in amongst all the embassies, which I

576
00:33:08,321 --> 00:33:09,721
Speaker 2: thought that's a bit fun.

577
00:33:09,921 --> 00:33:12,121
Speaker 3: Oh yes, that is so exciting.

578
00:33:12,201 --> 00:33:14,801
Speaker 2: Oh my god, where three hundred and fifty.

579
00:33:15,481 --> 00:33:16,561
Speaker 1: And it's on the left.

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Speaker 4: And having a look here on the satellite picture that

581
00:33:21,641 --> 00:33:23,041
Speaker 4: you've got there and I.

582
00:33:23,001 --> 00:33:25,081
Speaker 3: Can see where we're Yeah, see the red dot.

583
00:33:25,281 --> 00:33:27,041
Speaker 1: That's a very very big building.

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00:33:28,681 --> 00:33:31,641
Speaker 2: Oh well, we have a small part of the building.

585
00:33:31,921 --> 00:33:34,041
Speaker 3: And a lot of empty land.

586
00:33:35,481 --> 00:33:38,240
Speaker 2: Has been filled in. Okay, let's go. It's weird. So

587
00:33:38,361 --> 00:33:41,601
Speaker 2: see here, so that there's all the embassies are around here.

588
00:33:41,761 --> 00:33:43,960
Speaker 2: I can't wait to do a d just behind us. Oh,

589
00:33:44,081 --> 00:33:45,921
Speaker 2: I want to do a walk through. I want to

590
00:33:45,961 --> 00:33:47,241
Speaker 2: walk through and we'll do.

591
00:33:47,321 --> 00:33:49,881
Speaker 1: Like, can you if you're allowed to?

592
00:33:51,121 --> 00:33:53,881
Speaker 2: What do you mean our property backs onto us? Okay?

593
00:33:53,961 --> 00:33:55,041
Speaker 1: Good? Good? Will we walk in?

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00:33:55,761 --> 00:33:58,121
Speaker 2: Well I didn't have to go through any security checks.

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Speaker 2: You can go. You can walk can you? Oh? I

596
00:34:00,161 --> 00:34:00,440
Speaker 2: don't know.

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00:34:00,481 --> 00:34:03,441
Speaker 4: Actually, I don't think that that would be an issue.

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00:34:03,441 --> 00:34:05,081
Speaker 4: It's just that sometimes it can because.

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00:34:04,881 --> 00:34:07,641
Speaker 2: What if we wanted to seek asylum, you'd have to

600
00:34:07,681 --> 00:34:09,641
Speaker 2: walk into an embassy, so you'd be allowed to walk

601
00:34:09,681 --> 00:34:13,121
Speaker 2: around them. Perfect. I mean not that we're planning on doing.

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00:34:12,961 --> 00:34:15,281
Speaker 1: Any wiki I would hardly.

603
00:34:16,961 --> 00:34:19,081
Speaker 2: Okay, but we are in an apartment.

604
00:34:18,601 --> 00:34:20,761
Speaker 4: That we're one minute away. So we're on the left hand,

605
00:34:21,001 --> 00:34:25,161
Speaker 4: on the left. Oh, here we go, no number eleven.

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00:34:25,401 --> 00:34:27,121
Speaker 2: We want to go past Hobart. Haven't you.

607
00:34:30,361 --> 00:34:31,361
Speaker 3: Rare in nature?

608
00:34:31,481 --> 00:34:32,121
Speaker 1: Black short?

609
00:34:33,441 --> 00:34:35,921
Speaker 2: Just a little bit, just pull yet, pulled into the

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00:34:35,961 --> 00:34:38,121
Speaker 2: left here and.

611
00:34:38,361 --> 00:34:41,281
Speaker 3: So this should be it here a newer surgeon.

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00:34:41,041 --> 00:34:45,601
Speaker 2: Because no, uh no, it'll be the next driver. See

613
00:34:45,601 --> 00:34:47,881
Speaker 2: me that silver car is it's in front? I think

614
00:34:47,881 --> 00:34:50,001
Speaker 2: it's the driveway in front of that one. Could you

615
00:34:50,041 --> 00:34:54,401
Speaker 2: know there's a neurosurgeon next to us. Oh look at

616
00:34:54,401 --> 00:34:59,081
Speaker 2: this see and this Parliament. We're the closest apartment to

617
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Speaker 2: Parliament House.

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00:34:59,881 --> 00:35:04,641
Speaker 1: Look at the front of that lovely beautiful lawns. Look amazing.

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Speaker 8: The law.

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Speaker 2: On the next we will always have there we go

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Speaker 2: first Impression's beautiful floor