Speaker 1: Good morning Melbourne, Melbourn, Jason Lauren, start your morning the right.
Speaker 2: Way, be great day.
Speaker 3: This is Jason Lauren. Good morning and happy Forada.
Speaker 2: Morning Melbourne.
Speaker 3: Sorry sorry that was that was really rude of me
Speaker 3: to do that in front of Clint's fast. It's a
Speaker 3: grand old come for me and for you.
Speaker 4: That On my social media this morning, I've posted a
Speaker 4: video of you singing that song after the sign and
Speaker 4: there was much more enthusiasm. If you look at the video,
Speaker 4: it's very funny because he's just dancing away and behind
Speaker 4: by himself. Behind him Andrew Dillon, who's the new CEO
Speaker 4: of the I f L, is like.
Speaker 2: Trying to get his attention.
Speaker 3: Clan.
Speaker 2: Just swing any scarf a great night now.
Speaker 3: Question, I gave your serf to us and no one
Speaker 3: likes like a wingy winner class on the punt.
Speaker 2: Be a good winner, Clint. What does that even mean?
Speaker 1: We're in Adelaide, have a bit of respect in enemy territory.
Speaker 1: There's nothing sweeter state win.
Speaker 4: I mean, we are coming to you live from Adelaide
Speaker 4: this morning because we did come over here for round.
Speaker 2: Can I say I am a loving Adelaide?
Speaker 3: Yes? Thank you, thank you so much for having us
Speaker 3: this joint is awesome. We had a ripping night last night.
Speaker 3: We went out for a cheeky little team bonding lunch. Well,
Speaker 3: Clint took the scooters for a test drive this morning.
Speaker 4: I'm very concerned about Clint's welfare. How much sleep did
Speaker 4: you get up celebrating the question? Were they more or
Speaker 4: beers drunk? That's on par drink responsibly, of course, Clint.
Speaker 2: Always.
Speaker 3: The D's fans loved you last night at the stat
Speaker 3: that is a ripping stuf as well. At the walk
Speaker 3: from the stadium back to the city. It's very cool.
Speaker 3: Lots of high fivesow.
Speaker 2: It was high fiving and low fiving everyone.
Speaker 4: All of a sudden, we walked from the stadium across
Speaker 4: this glorious footbridge, under a tunnel into some variety of
Speaker 4: train station and then we popped out on a gaming
Speaker 4: floor in the middle of the poke.
Speaker 3: It was like the reverse bat cave. We came up
Speaker 3: more like hello, there we are, with lots of shadow,
Speaker 3: lots of people. Bumped into Sam Mack. He was very late.
Speaker 2: We bumped into him twice.
Speaker 4: We did, and we bumped into him after he had
Speaker 4: just left the Adelaide Crows Dressing rooms whatever cought, and I.
Speaker 3: Was like, why would you get in?
Speaker 2: But why would you? But no one wants to see
Speaker 2: when you lose Sam mac Just let him grieve.
Speaker 3: On there he got into the dressing room. Just hold
Speaker 3: that thought, because Clint made an absolute fool of himself yesterday.
Speaker 4: We had a situation because mister Melbourne over here, which
Speaker 4: you are, by the way, I've never seen so many
Speaker 4: people wave at someone in my life.
Speaker 2: Oh there's standards, there's Clinton.
Speaker 3: Tony Jones copped a few looks as well outside the stadium.
Speaker 2: I didn't see Chompers. Should we call Chompers this morning?
Speaker 2: See how he's nine eight?
Speaker 3: Absolutely well. I want to call John stand Away at
Speaker 3: some point Clint's dad, because you don't face it. We
Speaker 3: don't want John Well.
Speaker 2: I just think he's going to be embarrassed by his sons.
Speaker 3: When we tell your dad what you did last night
Speaker 3: after the game. You know what? One year many fair enough,
Speaker 3: that's good, it's good.
Speaker 4: I rate a real rollercoaster of emotion with Chase, who
Speaker 4: went from the highest of highs to the lowest of
Speaker 4: los within fifteen minute windows his.
Speaker 3: Way into bed. But we are alive from Adelaide this morning.
Speaker 3: We are here for gather around. This city knows how
Speaker 3: to put it on. If you get a chance to
Speaker 3: get to essay, I strongly advise you to do it.
Speaker 3: Wasn't it? Yeah? And honestly, quick little flight from Melbourne
Speaker 3: bring the family for school holidays?
Speaker 2: Oh my god? What about the flights?
Speaker 3: Tell us about the flight.
Speaker 2: It was just full of footy people. And you guys
Speaker 2: got on a special charter.
Speaker 1: You really got on the Carlton charter with the Carlton mascot, Norell, Navy, Nerell.
Speaker 3: I woke up. I thought it was a movie world,
Speaker 3: unlike bat girls in front of me? What's going on?
Speaker 3: I don't know where.
Speaker 1: I was spinning away, tumbling her way down the arm.
Speaker 3: And I was trying to have a sleep because you
Speaker 3: came on a separate flight.
Speaker 5: Was he?
Speaker 3: And we're trying to have a sleep. And then who
Speaker 3: was it? It jumped on the mic?
Speaker 4: Oh Anthony, Yeah, hang on on the mic on the plane,
Speaker 4: back on the on the aeroplane.
Speaker 3: Speaking, Yeah, did a Q and A. Then he did
Speaker 3: raffle a little raffle. Sorry. Yeah. The winner of the
Speaker 3: sign football from twenty one a is he'd do the row,
Speaker 3: he'd go two Grand Final tickets from.
Speaker 2: Thirty cheers squad plane. Yes, yeah, we all got the
Speaker 2: Carlton weren't even playing playing tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Oh it was cool though we got on the plane.
Speaker 3: Everyone got a Carlton's up on street.
Speaker 2: No one on street must be suffering.
Speaker 3: It was bizarre. It was very odd. The camera crews
Speaker 3: were out filming everyone and then they're like, everyone, we're
Speaker 3: going to get you to hold your scarfs up and
Speaker 3: wave them in the air.
Speaker 1: Because of the because of the kerfuffle in the aisles,
Speaker 1: there was no drink service.
Speaker 3: No drinks trolleys.
Speaker 2: They couldn't get through.
Speaker 3: The NoREL Navy was did that?
Speaker 2: Did she have the big pompoms on the plane?
Speaker 3: Had it all? There was a still walker at one
Speaker 3: point on a ride trip.
Speaker 1: This has been for the Melbourne Football Club, a superb
Speaker 1: week's worth.
Speaker 3: It's a bad gold it is.
Speaker 4: It is fair to say the Adelaide Crows were not
Speaker 4: thrilled their fans.
Speaker 3: They put up a good fight last night.
Speaker 1: Though the Crows were on the front were starting come
Speaker 1: wasn't they wait so another twenty minutes they might have
Speaker 1: got us.
Speaker 4: Can I make a confession? We've come to Adelaide together.
Speaker 4: I watched about four minutes of football tops.
Speaker 3: I was right in it.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: I was having a wow of a time just talking
Speaker 2: to people.
Speaker 3: It's a lovely ground, isn't it. It's like very picturesque.
Speaker 2: I've never seen so many stands named after so many
Speaker 2: people in my life.
Speaker 3: We're in the Sir Donald Bradman Stand, Yes, we were.
Speaker 4: They were like, there's like fifteen legends have stands there.
Speaker 4: And then there's the hill, the old School Hill where
Speaker 4: people still stand.
Speaker 3: I love that in the day sink sink schooners. And
Speaker 3: if you are coming to Adelaide for a game, I
Speaker 3: would suggest staying at the stadium hotel, which is so
Speaker 3: cool that they built a hotel into the stadium, Like
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 2: Everyone says it's very fancy. We didn't get to stay.
Speaker 3: It's the Abyss very comfortable, great bed. Great.
Speaker 4: Don't ordering a MC delivery to the on my Bingo
Speaker 4: four we are or just a cheeseburger and hang on.
Speaker 2: I was starving because I flew up quite late and
Speaker 2: I hadn't eaten anything since.
Speaker 3: Got a delivery to THEE.
Speaker 2: I'm telling Abyss that was not on my big note
Speaker 2: car for this year.
Speaker 3: So when we were heading back to the hotel because
Speaker 3: you know, it was a Chersburger. Mum and I over here.
Speaker 3: We're old, so we called it a night. We left
Speaker 3: our young child clean out and said, you know, god speed,
Speaker 3: and had someone else on standbhy in the newsroo. And
Speaker 3: then as we were walking home, Lauren's like, mum, Mum's hungry.
Speaker 2: I walked past her twenty four hour pancake parlor and
Speaker 2: I was like, not a bad option, Jace loves apparently.
Speaker 3: Did you know there? You know, I know there wasn't
Speaker 3: a mini bar in the Abyss, but did you see
Speaker 3: there was vending machines with Jim be mccola on the list? Yes, yes,
Speaker 3: you could get noodles. Was Jim mc coola or a powerade?
Speaker 3: There's big noodles toodles in there. You didn't see that.
Speaker 2: I didn't.
Speaker 3: I didn't do that question question do you want to
Speaker 3: do by yourself?
Speaker 2: On the I wondered.
Speaker 4: I was like, is the Abyss a hotel where he
Speaker 4: needs a key to get in the elevator or do
Speaker 4: I need to go to Yeah?
Speaker 2: My god, he was I to go down. I to
Speaker 2: do the walk of shame down to the street. Schiersburger.
Speaker 3: Did you get some nugs as well? Can we address
Speaker 3: possibly the most embarrassing thing I've ever witnessed.
Speaker 2: Clinton talks a big game, massive game.
Speaker 3: Are you?
Speaker 2: Are you the number one ticket holder at the Demons yet?
Speaker 3: I mean, if I'm not, I'm a close.
Speaker 4: Who's got who's the number one ticket holder? I don't know,
Speaker 4: because I bet they are in the rooms after the win.
Speaker 4: Clint had said you'd spoken to Track and said, I'm
Speaker 4: taking Jase down to the rooms after the game.
Speaker 3: So I wanted him to chat to the players. I
Speaker 3: was making notes the whole game. I was like, give
Speaker 3: him some feedback weaknesses, strength.
Speaker 2: That's I personally thought it was a terrible idea from
Speaker 2: the minute.
Speaker 3: It was who was catching the ball and that sort
Speaker 3: of thing.
Speaker 4: So then we hike from the Donald Bradman Sound to
Speaker 4: the other side of Adelaide to where the dressing rooms were.
Speaker 4: First of all, we went too far and we tried
Speaker 4: to get in a goods lift and let the staff the.
Speaker 3: Adelaide very protective of her lift.
Speaker 2: Yes, take the jobs very seriously. You know what she like,
Speaker 2: shepherd me, well you to walk in, and she closedlined
Speaker 2: you did.
Speaker 3: She's going to the matterview.
Speaker 4: She said, this is a good lift, darling, get out.
Speaker 4: So out we hopped, and then we had to go
Speaker 4: to another lift to get to the room.
Speaker 3: Can I do the reenact? This is this is Clint,
Speaker 3: you know, and we're all following him. He's like, this way, guys,
Speaker 3: we're in. We're in. And he's on the phone. He's like,
Speaker 3: we don't need wristbands. They're coming to get us. We're in.
Speaker 3: We're in. I don't think we're in. I don't know.
Speaker 3: It was just it was just a sudden turn.
Speaker 2: You're like, I don't think you know why he said
Speaker 2: that because he went to the front of the line
Speaker 2: and the guy said, no wristband, now entry mate.
Speaker 3: And it was like mine, very firm.
Speaker 4: I heard Clint say. He said, but I'm clin. She said,
Speaker 4: I'm on the Today Show. You can google me.
Speaker 3: That is bullshit. But down the tower between your legs.
Speaker 2: It was how many people did you call last night's
Speaker 2: trying to get in?
Speaker 3: I made a few calls.
Speaker 4: Because then as as we did the slow walk home,
Speaker 4: he goes, the CEO is coming together.
Speaker 3: We're back at the We're back at we're at the
Speaker 3: casino gaming this quick, guys, they're now going to let
Speaker 3: us in. Meanwhile, the team left the stadium forty minutes ago.
Speaker 3: Point from the newsroom is here physically.
Speaker 2: We are doing this hearing body. But his spirit died last.
Speaker 3: Night Melbourne won.
Speaker 2: My spirit died were somewhere. It's left somewhere in Adelaide.
Speaker 3: In the mean streams go to somewhere lost at two am.
Speaker 2: Because we're coming to life from Adelaide this morning.
Speaker 4: After we had around, we have been gathering around, we
Speaker 4: have and I've got right around Adelaide.
Speaker 2: The people here are nicer than any other city. We
Speaker 2: have I think the.
Speaker 3: Ultimate lunch yesterday. Some of the restaurants here incredible as well.
Speaker 3: I was mentioning earlier, start planning your say road trip
Speaker 3: out South Australia dot com slash road trips today.
Speaker 4: You know what I had the other day? Hey diddle,
Speaker 4: it's a port Adelaide. Former captain has a wine company.
Speaker 4: Now really, hey, did the wines from Adelaide?
Speaker 3: You said, Adelaide? They say, Elaid Can we can? We not?
Speaker 3: In the presence of a local Ladian Alaide. Joshuo's the
Speaker 3: big dog here guys. No, but here morning, Adelaide, Thank
Speaker 3: you for having us Adelaide. Lovely, have you guys here now, Josh?
Speaker 3: We having given the heads up about some local delicacies, Yes,
Speaker 3: that are only here in.
Speaker 2: Adelaide, and we think people are a bit weird.
Speaker 6: I am very intrigued by this.
Speaker 3: This looks really cool. So you've grown up here?
Speaker 2: Yes, right, born and bread, born and bread, yes, right.
Speaker 3: First things first, I heard about the water, the waters.
Speaker 2: We got warned we could get barley belly from the water.
Speaker 3: We need travel traveler, fine, do.
Speaker 2: People in Adelaide know their water tastes? Funny?
Speaker 6: I think we just get accustomed to it.
Speaker 3: We're used to it like a powdery taste. Yesterday, they've
Speaker 3: got iron guts. Here we go. This is this is Adelaide.
Speaker 3: But what is it?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 3: Because yeah, I think they're cut back, oh budget.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a bit like mothball or you know what
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 3: It's like you know when you've got a water bottle
Speaker 3: and it's left in the car for three weeks and
Speaker 3: then you don't drink it. That's what it's like. No,
Speaker 3: that smells a bit. It just doesn't like it becau,
Speaker 3: there's no let's talk about it.
Speaker 2: You should drink that. You need hydration.
Speaker 3: Absolutely. Let's talk about some of the local delicacies. The
Speaker 3: first one I hear a lot about is the ice
Speaker 3: coffee love it. Is it a particular brand.
Speaker 6: That you have, Farmers Union ice Coffee iconic Here in
Speaker 6: Adelaide they do chocolate or just ice, just ice coffee.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm going to give it a taste. Am I
Speaker 2: drinking this from the carton? How do people Adelaide?
Speaker 3: I hope you do.
Speaker 2: Should I have shaken it first?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're supposed to shake it? Have a hoo? I
Speaker 3: am right? Parts are pretty well.
Speaker 2: Oh that's that's good. It's really see sugary. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's what I need this morning.
Speaker 3: It's good.
Speaker 6: I used to have this each morning from when I
Speaker 6: was about eighteen to twenty two.
Speaker 3: Every morning I would have one protein.
Speaker 2: This is what ites have.
Speaker 3: It's very popular, is gone. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 3: It's a pie chicken soup. I know you said that.
Speaker 6: I've been I was born in bread and Adelaide. The
Speaker 6: thing in front of you, Jason right now, I have
Speaker 6: never eaten what is it?
Speaker 3: What is it called? It's called a pie floater?
Speaker 2: So is it a pine?
Speaker 3: Yeah? And there's peas all around it. Usually the peas
Speaker 3: are but on top of this pie like I would
Speaker 3: do it.
Speaker 2: It's just like a four and twenty and chicken, so
Speaker 2: I would do it.
Speaker 3: If it was like a gravy. That's a hard nur.
Speaker 4: Even the local, the local Adelaidian isn't donate it. Oh
Speaker 4: my god, wash it down with some dusty water quick.
Speaker 3: You need to pass in that ice coffee. I reckon water,
Speaker 3: some ice coffee. I'm okay, thanks, I'm happy to eat
Speaker 3: that because there is no way in hell I will
Speaker 3: be indulging on the third item on the list, which
Speaker 3: is Josh Smiley Fritz? Have you not had Melbourne? Let's
Speaker 3: bung Fritz. It's not it's not ham, it's not bacon spam?
Speaker 3: Well is it mixed meat? We're not quite sure, but
Speaker 3: we love it.
Speaker 4: Let me explain it to people who can't see. Imagine
Speaker 4: spam in a circle with Clint Stanaway's face. It looks
Speaker 4: like Clint hold it.
Speaker 2: Up on.
Speaker 3: It looks it looks like one of those face look
Speaker 3: like Nicholas cage in face off taste? Do we need
Speaker 3: to have sauce of this? Smells like dog food?
Speaker 2: Can you stop fingering it like that? You're bring your
Speaker 2: dirty hands.
Speaker 3: Which is it something you normally cook or you just
Speaker 3: have it, just have.
Speaker 4: It as is, which is like meat not meat loaf?
Speaker 4: What was that stuff I used to have as a
Speaker 4: kid stras? Is it like stras?
Speaker 3: What's that like? It sounds like you're chewing on plastic.
Speaker 6: I don't think he's gone for a second.
Speaker 4: I think we've unfairly displayed the tastes of absolutely because
Speaker 4: there's beautiful things from South Australia's good cheeses, there's popping
Speaker 4: Bay oysters.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, he's throwing the smilet face on the.
Speaker 3: Back of your uy behind me. It's just the face
Speaker 3: on the hand.
Speaker 2: We've been gathering around in South Australia.
Speaker 3: I love it. Delightful, hasn't it? Great hospitality? Trips on
Speaker 3: over yet, Hey, we'll point out cracking airport. Great airport airport.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and the stuff at the airport.
Speaker 4: I tried to get on an earlier flight, so I
Speaker 4: was here on Tuesday and I wanted to go home early.
Speaker 4: You know, they're quite they can be quite difficult airport
Speaker 4: stuff going No for the flights, they were straight onto it.
Speaker 3: That was song. Have you ever to do the pack
Speaker 3: of shame? You know when you luggage just a couple
Speaker 3: of over and you got to repack with the suitcase open,
Speaker 3: everyone's line up behind. Embarrassing only on jet Star really
Speaker 3: end up just putting on the outfits on you wearing
Speaker 3: like nine.
Speaker 4: That makes no sense when they weigh your hand luggage
Speaker 4: and they're like too heavy, it's too late.
Speaker 3: So what do you do?
Speaker 2: People start taking stuff out wearing it, But what does
Speaker 2: it still the same?
Speaker 3: It's still going in the same.
Speaker 2: Plane, should be the size not there That loans.
Speaker 3: Clint yesterday because we were late taking all said we
Speaker 3: were leaving Melbourne Airport and the captain comes over.
Speaker 2: The captain came over over the p I was like,
Speaker 2: I know Clint's popular, but that's yeah.
Speaker 3: I was like, shouldn't you be up the front one straightaway?
Speaker 3: Welcome to No. He came over and he's like, ladiesmen,
Speaker 3: quite heavy traffic leaving Melbourne Airport. We've got about one, two, three, fourteen.
Speaker 1: Fourteen planes in front of us waiting to take fourteen,
Speaker 1: all going together around fourteen planes at Melbourne Airport.
Speaker 4: Fourteen plane fourteen and here's the it's a busy day
Speaker 4: at the airport.
Speaker 2: School holidays.
Speaker 3: We get airborne and you know how they do the
Speaker 3: whole like, we're going to try and make up as
Speaker 3: much time as we can.
Speaker 2: Yeah, love it when they do that, God love them.
Speaker 3: They made up a fair but like maybe a half
Speaker 3: hour late. And as we're coming in, Clint's like, well,
Speaker 3: you know, if they can go that quick all the time,
Speaker 3: why aren't they to do it?
Speaker 2: You know it, why don't they your foot down and
Speaker 2: get me there.
Speaker 3: As quick as possible. It's because of the cost of fuel.
Speaker 3: They burn for fuel. So Clint came up with the idea.
Speaker 3: Do you remember what you suggested?
Speaker 1: Oh jeez, it was twenty four hours ago. I'm not
Speaker 1: too sure I got the memory for it.
Speaker 3: But he suggested they pass an fo machine around the
Speaker 3: plane and.
Speaker 4: Collection in church like the collection plate can see coins in.
Speaker 4: If you want to go faster, yeah.
Speaker 3: Captain can put the pedal down. But everyone's got to
Speaker 3: tap and go. Here's my theory. Majority rules.
Speaker 1: Effectively, your press your call button and if we're in
Speaker 1: a majority, basically everyone has to pay chip in the
Speaker 1: extra five bucks ten bucks, and then we tap and
Speaker 1: go and then we.
Speaker 4: No way they charge you so much as it is,
Speaker 4: just don't give me the pathetic little keiche. Save your
Speaker 4: money on the keich for the one our flight and
Speaker 4: add it on the fuel unless get ask exactly.
Speaker 3: But imagine being poor Tina just sitting there going to
Speaker 3: see green kids. You're in no rush and the whole
Speaker 3: plane turning on you because she won't tap and go that.
Speaker 2: I'm not in a rush to get home to my family. Ah,
Speaker 2: you can drive this as slow as you like.
Speaker 3: I reckon. We like we should circle for a bit.
Speaker 4: It depends which end of the plane you're sitting in.
Speaker 4: If you're up the front of your few my laps,
Speaker 4: you could get a few more rosa.
Speaker 3: The one time we have been upgraded, we're coming back
Speaker 3: from Fiji. The one time it's premium economy, just getting
Speaker 3: upgrade to that. Yeah, like, I'm sorry, we're gonna have
Speaker 3: to circle, you know, and we're like we will stay
Speaker 3: up here all that. Let's keep going till this baby
Speaker 3: runs out of fuel. We are doing the show live
Speaker 3: from Adelaide for gather around year two. They have done
Speaker 3: this second you're in a row.
Speaker 4: There's four years in Adelaide and can I We went
Speaker 4: last night was amazing. So if you missed out this
Speaker 4: year because the games have all sold out. I'd get
Speaker 4: involved next to you.
Speaker 2: Do it early.
Speaker 1: I saw the premier last night from South Australia.
Speaker 3: Peter melanowskis he's quite easier. Did you say hello? I
Speaker 3: said hello, Yeah, you other Premier.
Speaker 4: I like the other day when we talked about the
Speaker 4: biggest celebrities in our phone and you said the Premier
Speaker 4: of Melbourne.
Speaker 2: I felt sad for you, Victoria. I actually felt a
Speaker 2: bit flat for you, because I know you know.
Speaker 3: Do you know what Lauren?
Speaker 2: And I know you know bigger celebrities than.
Speaker 3: Have you got her number?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: No, you don't.
Speaker 2: You know you know more for most.
Speaker 4: People than that, But for some reason you think that
Speaker 4: is the top of the tree in celebrity circles. You
Speaker 4: bumped into many celebrities last night, and the one you've
Speaker 4: mentioned is the Premier of South Australia.
Speaker 3: Bump.
Speaker 2: He bumped into Eddie McGuire.
Speaker 3: Oh God, Eddie. I think he's back there, still finishing
Speaker 3: the chat.
Speaker 2: I love. He bumped into Brad Green. Melbourne football club legend.
Speaker 3: Johnton was there as well.
Speaker 2: I saw Gavin Wayanganeen are so easy on the.
Speaker 3: Eye, Gavin fresh from Survivor.
Speaker 2: I think it was Gavin Wayanganeen because someone showed me
Speaker 2: a picture.
Speaker 3: Of I think it was. It wasn't.
Speaker 2: I didn't so well, we don't know each other. By
Speaker 2: the way he survived because I.
Speaker 3: Saw him yesterday must have been on Survivor because he
Speaker 3: didn't pick you up and say, now you introduced me
Speaker 3: to tracks manager who wasn't watching any of the gameship
Speaker 3: like Christians having a ripper and he goes someone just
Speaker 3: told me that, I'm like, you're the manager.
Speaker 4: Robbie Dratzi would have been, oh ya, that's Gavin Wanganeene
Speaker 4: saw him last night Dreamer.
Speaker 2: The track was good last night, mate, three seconds of.
Speaker 3: Fall, watched Fire, he was very good in the last quarter.
Speaker 3: Tell Lauren what your dad was saying about last time
Speaker 3: Melbourne played down here.
Speaker 1: So dad did a Dad did a walk from the
Speaker 1: Adelaide Oval back to the hotel across that base did
Speaker 1: and it was against Port Adelaide, Melbourne. Port Adelaide and
Speaker 1: the Port Adelaide support has really got up the Melbourne
Speaker 1: supporters spitting at them.
Speaker 7: Yes.
Speaker 4: No, Once I was at a game and the Port
Speaker 4: Adelaide support us spat at one of my friends in
Speaker 4: there doing a Geelong scuff.
Speaker 2: Really, they're like camels, spit like camels.
Speaker 3: Reallys. You know, we have a problem with people booing.
Speaker 3: I don't think you would.
Speaker 2: I don't like spinning. Spitting is not on Yeah, not
Speaker 2: for you. For me, I don't like booing either. Should
Speaker 2: all be happy for one another.
Speaker 3: It's coming up to seven o'clock week right, Well, good
Speaker 3: morning everybody, and happy for Friday.
Speaker 2: My goodness, it's Friday. Shout out to all the parents. Yes,
Speaker 2: why school holidays?
Speaker 3: We're halfway baby, Well you haven't been there for the
Speaker 3: last twenty four hours, No, I have not.
Speaker 4: I've never seen a man so enthusiastic to get on
Speaker 4: a plane to Adelaide for gather around, you know me.
Speaker 3: Like just supports more business in towns.
Speaker 2: You know, Adelaide is not a small town economy.
Speaker 3: Pump some cash into the year, got it, Clint? You
Speaker 3: got it? So that we are.
Speaker 4: How much of your own money have you spent on
Speaker 4: this trip supporting small towns and businesses.
Speaker 3: For breakfast? So that's a good start. Thank you, Thank you.
Speaker 3: I'm feeding one Ronald after another.
Speaker 2: We are at Adelaide this morning, and we are loving it.
Speaker 3: Got Grimace's rent paid this morning. You can start planning
Speaker 3: your SA road trip to South Australia dot com. Go
Speaker 3: to the website. Sorry, South Australia dot com slash road trips.
Speaker 2: You should have driven here. We should have done a
Speaker 2: road trip in our winter bager. I feel like it
Speaker 2: was a missed opportunity. Our striving was. Imagine how much
Speaker 2: fun we would have had next year.
Speaker 3: There's always next year. Guys see the Today Show. Have
Speaker 3: gone to that fancy winery just out of the one
Speaker 3: withoud like the the Glasshouse.
Speaker 2: That is amazing podcasting yesterday wine maker there. He's quite
Speaker 2: a character. You can go and make your own blends.
Speaker 2: I did it once. Cool.
Speaker 4: We love Adelaide. We've had a great time so far.
Speaker 4: Although he was a small situation, you guys flew separately
Speaker 4: to me and I have been informed that one Clint
Speaker 4: Stanaway has done something very nulty.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 4: There's a story in the news today about an Aussie
Speaker 4: father of two who was kicked off a flight because
Speaker 4: he took a certain photo at the airport. This man
Speaker 4: was traveling Sydney to Brisbane and he took a photo
Speaker 4: of him and the family walking up the stairs to
Speaker 4: get on the aircraft.
Speaker 3: Yes, is it not allowed.
Speaker 2: Well, apparently not.
Speaker 3: Do you mean he took a nice family photo of
Speaker 3: his kids and his missus getting up the stairs on
Speaker 3: the plane? I took a nice yeah you and I
Speaker 3: literally the amount of people because we posted that photo yesterday,
Speaker 3: the amount of people that sent me this news story
Speaker 3: going you and Clint should be locked up as well.
Speaker 2: He said.
Speaker 4: I tried to get on the plane, tried to take
Speaker 4: a photo of my kids as they got off the plane,
Speaker 4: and a lady called me very bad swear words.
Speaker 3: Come on, why don't tell me. Don't tell me. It's
Speaker 3: because they're filling it. Don't tell.
Speaker 2: And he got kicked off.
Speaker 3: No, they should set up the camera system they have
Speaker 3: on the bottom of the loop on a roller coaster. Well,
Speaker 3: he said, and when you get it off the plane,
Speaker 3: you can look at the wall of photos, that one
Speaker 3: and going down the green screen, so you can pick
Speaker 3: your background. He said, I'm getting on a plane and maitious.
Speaker 4: He did say his phone was on error plane mos,
Speaker 4: So hang on, you're not allowed to do it.
Speaker 2: Well, if they're.
Speaker 4: Refeeling apparently not. It's like at the petrol station. You're
Speaker 4: not supposed to be on your phone.
Speaker 2: Why is that? What is the thing with petrol and phones.
Speaker 3: I think it could like a fire. Where's the fire
Speaker 3: in the phone?
Speaker 2: It could spark a fire, makes electronics. I'm asking the question.
Speaker 3: That's what the sticker says. If you look at the
Speaker 3: set it there with Lauren, what is it?
Speaker 4: I mean maybe if it was it Hello Moto flip phone,
Speaker 4: you might flip it too hard, might snap in half.
Speaker 3: You know what.
Speaker 2: No one's doing that, I reckon.
Speaker 3: Even the pilots are up the front trying to send
Speaker 3: you cheeks were like to the sky.
Speaker 2: I was on a play once saw the pilot playing.
Speaker 3: Are you serious?
Speaker 2: Playing candle crush?
Speaker 3: At what point?
Speaker 2: Was well in there? Cruise control, bra It's called autopilot.
Speaker 2: I got in trouble once from a pilot for saying.
Speaker 3: That you're just going down the engaging cruise control brouh.
Speaker 2: Anyway, this is not about me over the PA tension, Bros.
Speaker 2: Should I buy more lives on.
Speaker 3: Candy bro Hey, brah Weather for our arrival twenty five
Speaker 3: and like you, that would be right, Broh. I want
Speaker 3: to run with this thirty twenty four to ten. Have
Speaker 3: you been told off as an adult?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 2: It's so embarrassing getting in trouble.
Speaker 3: Do you know what happened to me the other days
Speaker 3: of the movies with the kids. And you know how,
Speaker 3: for some stupid reason, they send the movie cinema casual
Speaker 3: in and they walk down the stairs. During a movie,
Speaker 3: they stand at the front of the cinema and they
Speaker 3: watch the crowd and then they walk back out. I
Speaker 3: have no idea why they do it. Like they walk
Speaker 3: into the cinema during a movie and they've got a
Speaker 3: torch to.
Speaker 2: Make sure everyone's behaving themselves.
Speaker 3: They go down the front. I look, and then they
Speaker 3: walk back out and doing something. She shut the torch
Speaker 3: on me and went like, get your feet down off
Speaker 3: the seat.
Speaker 2: Oh, come on.
Speaker 3: I was so embarrassed, so embarrassed.
Speaker 4: That's embarrassed that I'm embarrassed for you. I've got secondhand embarrassment.
Speaker 4: There are people too strict with rawles, aren't they.
Speaker 7: You know?
Speaker 2: I know someone that got to find for jaywalking, And
Speaker 2: I was like, that's humil about.
Speaker 3: When you get dinged by a tram. I am in
Speaker 3: my home. Stop ding your dinger.
Speaker 2: I can see you. I've just got nowhere to go.
Speaker 3: I go to way for the door and they think
Speaker 3: I'm gonna slam the door on the tram. It's like
Speaker 3: he's up turbo.
Speaker 2: Getting dinged by a tram is humiliating.
Speaker 3: You don't want over the.
Speaker 2: Loser on my forehead.
Speaker 3: At the survey before, someone was using their phone and
Speaker 3: the attendant will come over the speaker like a BP
Speaker 3: pump four please stop using here, Brah brah thirteen b
Speaker 3: and your partner's in aviation. He would die hearing you.
Speaker 2: Sa Adelaide has really changed.
Speaker 3: I feel like you turned me to Prue and True
Speaker 3: thirteen twenty four ten. Have you been told off as
Speaker 3: an adult? Give pro true? Clinton, Michael Brah. Have you
Speaker 3: been told off as an adult? Thirteen twenty fourteen is
Speaker 3: our number. I saw it in person at the airport yesterday.
Speaker 3: Little man in the high vis blew the whistle told
Speaker 3: someone to go around. Oh yeah, looks.
Speaker 2: It's very embarrassing. It's embarrassing.
Speaker 4: The lady next to me had her handbags still strapped
Speaker 4: across her body, and the air hostess was like, you're
Speaker 4: gonna need to put that under the seat before take off,
Speaker 4: and she was like, okay, sorry, no embarrassing.
Speaker 2: Stop yelling at me.
Speaker 3: May see maystog in our promotions department. This is just
Speaker 3: silly sat in the wrong seat whole planes ready to
Speaker 3: take off, and then the flight attendant walks up and
Speaker 3: she's like, are you cherrelle? No, I'm may see you're
Speaker 3: in the wrong seat though, And everyone looks at you like, oh.
Speaker 2: Was she in the wrong seat by like one seat
Speaker 2: or one rot or did she just think she was
Speaker 2: in a public bus?
Speaker 3: And it's a weight issue. You've got to wait properly. Hey,
Speaker 3: thirteen twenty four to ten. I've got two hundred dollars
Speaker 3: Jim's Cleaning vouchers up for grabs. Jim Cleaning has got
Speaker 3: all your cleaning needs covered home and office. You can
Speaker 3: book a Jim's Cleaning dock au. Have you been told
Speaker 3: off adlt? Can you to get it together?
Speaker 2: We're laughing because you said Jim cleaning. It's because aide,
Speaker 2: not Jim's Cleaning. Jim Cleaning. Like they're going to clean gyms.
Speaker 3: Well maybe it's an offshoot of gym's.
Speaker 2: You don't know it is yms cleaning.
Speaker 3: No, you don't need a gym. Let's clean the treadmill.
Speaker 3: I don't need this. Sorry. Can we just take a
Speaker 3: look behind the peak behind the curtain? Then the song
Speaker 3: is finishing and I just hear Lauren go all right,
Speaker 3: what are we doing? And it's like where am I?
Speaker 3: I said, I feel sick.
Speaker 2: We're in Adelaide and it's half an hour behind here.
Speaker 2: So it's the time. We are coming to you from
Speaker 2: the future. No, from the Where are we coming from?
Speaker 3: Are we?
Speaker 2: This is like the Daylight Savings chat. Are we coming
Speaker 2: to you from the future of the past.
Speaker 3: Back to the future, back to the future? Great time machine?
Speaker 2: Yes, anyway, finishing this weekend? Oh I don't know. So
Speaker 2: what happens in Adelaide, then then we'll be coming from
Speaker 2: the future.
Speaker 3: Hang on, so Sunday, sorry, you can go back. No, Jase,
Speaker 3: Lauren clean.
Speaker 2: Coming to you from the future.
Speaker 3: So on we go back. The clocks go bad, we
Speaker 3: get an extra hour. We do so the kids when
Speaker 3: we get up at Adelaide, it's still half They're not
Speaker 3: catching up any time.
Speaker 2: Half hour is a peculiar time.
Speaker 3: What you know what when they sat down and said.
Speaker 2: Did they just choose it?
Speaker 3: We are going to go half an hour? Is there
Speaker 3: an hour? Just half an hour?
Speaker 2: Is there a mathematical sum to this? Or did Adelaide
Speaker 2: just choose half an hour?
Speaker 3: If I was in t I'll do a power play
Speaker 3: like a strong forty.
Speaker 2: Four, But did Adelaide say tea half as well?
Speaker 3: Forty five?
Speaker 2: We're going to do daylight savings, but we're only going
Speaker 2: to do a half hour daylight savings.
Speaker 3: Well, no, they' do the full hour, which would still.
Speaker 2: Let's move on.
Speaker 4: Okay, we're talking about getting told off as adults, and
Speaker 4: quite frankly, I think we're going to get told off
Speaker 4: after this show.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number. Let's go to Natalie.
Speaker 3: This was only yesterday. This happened to you. Now, what's
Speaker 3: the story.
Speaker 8: Me and my boss went to a site visit for
Speaker 8: a like we work with, and we were going in
Speaker 8: through the big gates and we went in through the
Speaker 8: front door and the lady didn't greet us or anything.
Speaker 8: She's like, oh, I suppose let me know that it
Speaker 8: was going fakes an hour in our car park and
Speaker 8: you're supposed to be going five and it was just
Speaker 8: so embarrassing.
Speaker 2: She must have a radar. She must have a radar. Yeah,
Speaker 2: five five kilometers an hour. You might as well get
Speaker 2: out and walk exactly.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what school pickup is got a lot
Speaker 3: of them. It's got it. Thank you for you call
Speaker 3: make school pick up. There's a lot of anxiety beause
Speaker 3: they do like a drive through system, and it's like
Speaker 3: it's like ordering from the soup. Nazi on Seinfeld like
Speaker 3: you got to walk up, you get like you pull up,
Speaker 3: kid getting the car, get the car. If your kids
Speaker 3: out ready, kid's got to be ready. What if they're not? Yeah,
Speaker 3: the teacher for you.
Speaker 4: And you got to come getting told off at the
Speaker 4: airport When you're picking someone up and they go too long,
Speaker 4: it's humiliating.
Speaker 3: But come on, give me another minute.
Speaker 2: You know I started going back and you just slow.
Speaker 3: What else have you got to do? Best man? I'm like,
Speaker 3: it's not your concrete. Who cares. We all own the airport.
Speaker 3: We're all taxplayers. I think it's probably thirteen twenty four
Speaker 3: ten is our number. Let's go to Stacey. You've been
Speaker 3: told off? Stace as an adult, Well.
Speaker 9: I made my partner get told off, so I dubbed
Speaker 9: him Yes. Well, my three year old was her first
Speaker 9: aid kinder and I to go to work and he
Speaker 9: didn't want to leave her, so he sat outside in
Speaker 9: his car and then he sent me a text saying
Speaker 9: that he could see her in the playground and I said, oh,
Speaker 9: oh quick, give me a video, give me a video,
Speaker 9: and so.
Speaker 10: He roound down his window.
Speaker 9: Oh no, bording our daughter. And then one of the
Speaker 9: teachers come up and said, excuse me, can you not record?
Speaker 9: And then he sent me a message and said I've
Speaker 9: just been told off. And I was like, oh, you
Speaker 9: a grown man sitting outside of kindergarten filming with window
Speaker 9: roll down filming kids is not okay.
Speaker 2: You can't be doing that, dad, Dad. Yeah, oh no,
Speaker 2: Well that's on you, Stacey.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can do better. Sta. Let's go to Jenny
Speaker 3: quoted Jenny, are you being off?
Speaker 1: Hi?
Speaker 11: Well, I met a really lovely guy about two months ago.
Speaker 11: We've been dating for a couple of months now. But
Speaker 11: on our fourth date, we went to a hotel for
Speaker 11: a drink one night, and we're looking for this quiet
Speaker 11: corner where we could have a coffee or a drink.
Speaker 11: It just sat in the corner and a manager came
Speaker 11: up to us after about forty five minutes and said,
Speaker 11: this is the gaming lounge and basically the birds that
Speaker 11: we were kissing too much for the patrons. What were
Speaker 11: you doing some PDA, We were just sitting in the
Speaker 11: corner next to each other. But he kept kissing me
Speaker 11: and taddling.
Speaker 2: Just like over a coffee, not even a Martine.
Speaker 3: Bloody upon dolphin treasure.
Speaker 2: And then macking on over a machiato in the corner.
Speaker 3: To be encouraged. That's where you end up. You know,
Speaker 3: when the pub shots, everyone moves to the gaming land.
Speaker 2: Only you do that.
Speaker 3: Well, it's not just me, Jenny serious? Well, back on
Speaker 3: in the corner, good on it more of that.
Speaker 2: Where do you sit on public displays of affection?
Speaker 12: Cli?
Speaker 2: Do you passion in pubs? Like in public passion?
Speaker 3: Dash kind of guy? I reckon?
Speaker 2: Oh jeez, you try to passion?
Speaker 3: Is that how it works? And we are broadcasting from
Speaker 3: the future of the past.
Speaker 2: We just we can't quite work that up.
Speaker 4: There's someone to the future much smarter than us here
Speaker 4: that might be able to help us out. We're in
Speaker 4: Adelaide for gather round and Tony Jones has joined us
Speaker 4: this morning.
Speaker 3: Come I heard last night give us away. He was
Speaker 3: the most popular man.
Speaker 7: It was a pandemic. It was like a pandemic last
Speaker 7: night except for one lady who walked past And were
Speaker 7: you there for that?
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 3: Were the immediate after, I haven't heard.
Speaker 7: I can't wait until Nathan Brown takes out from you.
Speaker 7: And I said, and I've actually put a posh twang
Speaker 7: on that anyway, And I said, why is that? I
Speaker 7: can't stand you.
Speaker 2: People do that.
Speaker 7: Yeah, anyway, I thought, oh, that's nice. And so she
Speaker 7: continues to give me a fallen frank assessment of my
Speaker 7: abilities on air and yeah, and if she off, she
Speaker 7: went into the stadium, and I thought, I've never in
Speaker 7: my life bearing for Melbourne as hard as.
Speaker 2: I did last night as an Adelaide supporter.
Speaker 5: Was she.
Speaker 7: Did we need to actually say that?
Speaker 4: Did she stand in the background of your cross because
Speaker 4: it always always makes me itchy when I see people
Speaker 4: trying to do news crosses and there's people in the
Speaker 4: background on the phone trying to way.
Speaker 7: I know, but I do people, so especially over here,
Speaker 7: I say, why do you do that? We're going to
Speaker 7: no one who's actually seen might have a cousin.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7: So sometimes what I do is I'll say, I go here,
Speaker 7: we go, welcome back to the m c G big night.
Speaker 7: Here is Richmond prepared to take it? And I think
Speaker 7: I'm on but I'm not. Anyway, And when I finished
Speaker 7: I say, oh, well done, guys, and then I do
Speaker 7: the real one.
Speaker 4: Okay, So if you're listening to this, stick around for
Speaker 4: his second cross next time to make sure you get on.
Speaker 3: That thing Clinch just did.
Speaker 7: That was the news was apparently seriously.
Speaker 2: He's done well this morning, he's had not much sleep.
Speaker 3: To what time do you think he got home last night?
Speaker 7: Well, we were his home these days.
Speaker 2: We know where we were at the We're liking to
Speaker 2: call it the abyss.
Speaker 3: We received a video two am of him on one
Speaker 3: of those scooters. But I wasn't driving.
Speaker 7: Did you have a helmet on?
Speaker 3: I was being dnked idink?
Speaker 2: Who was dinking?
Speaker 3: You someone that was sober? Who was sober? In adelated
Speaker 3: to who?
Speaker 2: That is a good question, Jones?
Speaker 7: No, did you have a helmet on?
Speaker 3: I did have a helmet on. Yeah, okay, but you
Speaker 3: were still.
Speaker 7: Performing an illegal act on the streets.
Speaker 3: By you allowed.
Speaker 4: When you just did a segment on adults getting in
Speaker 4: trouble and it's now happening before our very eyes.
Speaker 7: Oh, I got in trouble from my mum on text
Speaker 7: the other day. Whoever taught her to text and put
Speaker 7: angry emojis on them? I'm going to seriously have a word.
Speaker 7: She said, I was short with her on the phone.
Speaker 3: I don't know how she could have got that.
Speaker 7: Can I tell you I've seen more of Clint in
Speaker 7: these past two minutes, and I've seen you more year
Speaker 7: in the news?
Speaker 2: Yeah, tell it. Give us some dirt about Clinton. Channel nine.
Speaker 4: He's never there, well, because you know, so we finish
Speaker 4: our show and then we go into a planning meeting
Speaker 4: for the next day and every day, guys, I got
Speaker 4: to channel night and you know what, we'veed him because
Speaker 4: I called him and I was like, have you been
Speaker 4: running up and down the stairs a channel on him?
Speaker 2: He was at the gym. He lies to us and
Speaker 2: tells us he's got to control room.
Speaker 7: So he lies to us because your planning meetings go
Speaker 7: until twelve. What happens, This is what happens. He comes
Speaker 7: into the newsroom, right, and we have a little roster
Speaker 7: because we actually Airbnb's desk out these days, right, beaut desk. Yeah, anyway,
Speaker 7: Actually it's pretty cold man. Anyway, and he comes in
Speaker 7: and he sits there and he opens up his bottom
Speaker 7: drawer and he's going, oh, thank god, there's chocolate in there.
Speaker 7: So he drags the chocolate out feeds his face and
Speaker 7: then he goes, I don't know what I have to do.
Speaker 7: When is my name going to be added to this show?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 7: Seriously it should be Clint Jason Lawrence, which I agree with.
Speaker 3: Do you know what he said the other day he
Speaker 3: put the wrong news to it.
Speaker 7: It was the day I heard about it. I heard
Speaker 7: about it. He was quite proud. Can I just put
Speaker 7: it on the record. He doesn't say that about the
Speaker 7: third name.
Speaker 3: I forgot he actually used the other day.
Speaker 7: He actually got to record what the Channel nine news.
Speaker 3: No, no, that went out as normal. But our news
Speaker 3: I'm over. He's like, I forgot to read the nine
Speaker 3: o'clock news. The footy results were in there again Thursday night,
Speaker 3: footy on a Friday.
Speaker 7: I don't want to feel I feel a bit like
Speaker 7: doctor Phil at the moment. But is your life just
Speaker 7: in a downward spot?
Speaker 3: Look it's a little unkempt. Could say, yeah, you're.
Speaker 7: In your forties, all right, just you know, being dinked
Speaker 7: around the streets of Adelaide at soon in the morning
Speaker 7: forgetting to do the news.
Speaker 2: Next step is I'm a celebrity, Get me out of
Speaker 2: here as well.
Speaker 3: Thing left it is tell Tony about the bar at
Speaker 3: the Abyss that you were going to hit up when
Speaker 3: you got back at the hotel. What's the bar of
Speaker 3: the Abyss just to the right when you get out
Speaker 3: of the lift. Oh, they've got a vending machine. Is
Speaker 3: a vending machine, vending machine and there's a vending machine
Speaker 3: with beers.
Speaker 7: Well, can I tell you the most bizarre vending machine
Speaker 7: I've ever seen. I don't mean to I don't mean
Speaker 7: to zump your adelaide, but I was in abud Derby
Speaker 7: once right at this.
Speaker 3: I don't know what it was.
Speaker 2: You weren't at the ibis there, you know.
Speaker 7: I was at the Abu holiday anyway. So, and they
Speaker 7: had a vending machine with gold nuggets.
Speaker 3: I was going to say gold as a hiss.
Speaker 7: Take seriously, gold nuggets like gold bullion.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I've never actually seen a gold bullion of it.
Speaker 3: And it was like, and it's like, I'll be.
Speaker 7: Looking for the twisties and gold nuggets.
Speaker 2: The gold nuggets set you back in a vending machine.
Speaker 7: I didn't even look at that. I was too I
Speaker 7: was too gobsmacked. I just thought and I actually asked
Speaker 7: someone at the time, I said, and they said, yeah,
Speaker 7: it's the thing, people buy it invest you know, well
Speaker 7: they keep it and then they and then they you know,
Speaker 7: like we would go to a vending machine, get some twisties,
Speaker 7: eat them and think nothing of it. But these people
Speaker 7: go to a vending machine, they get a gold nugget
Speaker 7: and then crazy.
Speaker 2: They didn't have them at the abyss just.
Speaker 3: Quickly TJ Tonight Footy lines. They're going to get up.
Speaker 3: They need to.
Speaker 7: Yes, yes, if it's news invove and it's news to mean.
Speaker 3: The most trusted voices in news. No, they do need
Speaker 3: to win your right. Scandal has followed them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's going on at the lines?
Speaker 3: T J?
Speaker 2: You would have the.
Speaker 7: Inside nothing apparently, nothing apparently, But look, you don't have
Speaker 7: fifteen media conferences to say nothing happened. So I don't
Speaker 7: know something happened. But what happens on tour stays on tour,
Speaker 7: not all.
Speaker 2: Not. If you Clint's done away for three hours.
Speaker 7: Round front hash Brown, what's happened to you, Clint? You're
Speaker 7: dealing drugs on it?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 7: I do not want to Hash Brown and can I
Speaker 7: tell you? Nor does he need one?
Speaker 3: He comes there earlier Clint, we said, who's the biggest slip?
Speaker 2: Yes, who's the biggest dog You've gotten?
Speaker 3: My name dropped the premiere?
Speaker 2: She's lovely?
Speaker 3: What about okay?
Speaker 1: What about the a f L CEO Andrew Dylan CEO
Speaker 1: the new boss? He joins us now, Andrew, good morning.
Speaker 10: Good morning, great to be on. How are you guys are.
Speaker 2: We're so excited.
Speaker 4: We went to We saw you briefly last night at
Speaker 4: the opening round of gather and we had an absolute ball.
Speaker 4: But I need to apologize for Clint because you came
Speaker 4: over kindly to say hello, and Clint was so obnoxious
Speaker 4: singing that demon song.
Speaker 2: He completely ignored you.
Speaker 10: Oh well good. But he does funny things for people,
Speaker 10: doesn't it. But it was a great start to gather
Speaker 10: around with an awesome crowd, and you know the d's
Speaker 10: got it done. They played really well.
Speaker 3: That's a cracking stadium they've got here in Adelaide, isn't it.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it's awesome. You know, it's been around for about
Speaker 10: ten years now. It's just made such a difference for
Speaker 10: Adelaide and Port Adelaide, but also just for the whole
Speaker 10: city in the state. Here so well lokayed and just
Speaker 10: such a great atmosphere when you go and watch forty
Speaker 10: or any other sport or event there.
Speaker 3: I love, no doubt you would have had to go
Speaker 3: into the wanky little rooms and the functions last night.
Speaker 3: But there was a moment we caught you where you
Speaker 3: just came out. You're standing in the stands. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I was almost going to wonder over and pass your tinny,
Speaker 3: but I was like, it was just nice to see
Speaker 3: you getting amongst it as well.
Speaker 10: Yeah, look at some look great crowds here and gathering
Speaker 10: and it's one of the great things about this weekend
Speaker 10: is that we've got fans from all eighteen teams rubbing
Speaker 10: shoulders and you know, we've got some of the best
Speaker 10: fans in the world. And yeah, and they're they're all
Speaker 10: in on mass in Adelaide this weekend, which is so great.
Speaker 4: I've always found it funny people who were like jerseys
Speaker 4: and scuffs to the footy of a team who's not.
Speaker 2: Playing, but they gather around. It's acceptable. There were people
Speaker 2: of all teams everywhere last night, all getting along.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 10: No, it's so good. And that's why I think there's Yeah,
Speaker 10: I think if you love your team, obviously, I think
Speaker 10: there's a lot of footy fans who just love their footy,
Speaker 10: and I think for a lot of them they can
Speaker 10: get there. They can get their almost their yearly fixed
Speaker 10: in a weekend, which is fantastic.
Speaker 1: You're like a proud dad at the moment. This is
Speaker 1: like Christmas for footy. Really, Andrew, how are you enjoying
Speaker 1: the gig?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 10: Look, it's I'm really enjoying it. It's such a I mean,
Speaker 10: it's a game, as you see for this weekend, but
Speaker 10: it's a game that means so much to so many people.
Speaker 10: So it's a big responsibility. But yeah, I love the game.
Speaker 10: I was played since I was four years old, of
Speaker 10: you know, love going to the game and watching it
Speaker 10: as you were saying. But yeah, it's a it's a
Speaker 10: big responsibility but a touch of privilege as well, and
Speaker 10: I'm really enjoying it.
Speaker 3: Hey, Andrew, what team do you support? Are you allowed
Speaker 3: to pick a favorite Tigers man?
Speaker 10: Well, the other Tigers man? But now I love my
Speaker 10: Adeen teams all equally.
Speaker 2: Now I can't pick a favorite child.
Speaker 3: Like I said, you looked at home last night in
Speaker 3: the stands, would you would you have done a bit
Speaker 3: of face paint? Like would you go to flag?
Speaker 10: I think I think there are limits, so.
Speaker 4: Hey, can we get some advice from you, because last
Speaker 4: night Clintstown away he talks a big game and he
Speaker 4: told jac take.
Speaker 2: Him down into the demon's room. I was embarrassed, and
Speaker 2: he paraded us around the and then he didn't have
Speaker 2: a wristband and he couldn't get in. And you've never
Speaker 2: seen too sad of men in your life.
Speaker 3: Has he been banned or was he not supposed to
Speaker 3: be in there in the first place?
Speaker 10: Yeah, I think we bought in a rule a few
Speaker 10: years ago about sort of having undesirables in the room.
Speaker 3: So quick.
Speaker 1: Speaking about undesirables, I actually got to work earlier in
Speaker 1: the year on a new theme song, Oh for.
Speaker 3: The Tarsanian Devils. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you've if you've heard about my initiative,
Speaker 1: but I thought i'd take it upon myself to come
Speaker 1: up with a new tune.
Speaker 3: Jason, We've got a little bit of it. I'm looking
Speaker 3: for it as we speak.
Speaker 2: Have they got a song yet the Tazzy Devils, No, we've.
Speaker 10: Got they've they've got there. They announced the nickname and
Speaker 10: the colors a couple of weeks back. But I think
Speaker 10: the songs are working progress.
Speaker 3: And Okay, no no, no, no, I'm not working. The
Speaker 3: song's done here it is. Take a listen to me scream.
Speaker 1: Hooray. The wading game is over now because it's true
Speaker 1: what they say.
Speaker 3: The devils are ready to go singing. Andrew thoughts waiting
Speaker 3: for that.
Speaker 2: That's terrible, isn't it.
Speaker 10: Yes, yes, I'm just trying to visualize them sort of
Speaker 10: standing around in the circle singing that song.
Speaker 2: It'd be it'd be shirts off.
Speaker 10: And in there on the car, and you need one
Speaker 10: of those those fans sort of blowing their hair back
Speaker 10: or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, that's a hard life.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I think it's a working program. All right,
Speaker 3: look mate, we'll let you go to you know, you're
Speaker 3: a busy man this weekend. But it's so awesome for
Speaker 3: us to have the show here in Adelaide and and
Speaker 3: gather arounds an absolute cracky you guys have now.
Speaker 2: And congrats, it's awesome.
Speaker 10: Thanks deals no, thanks having me on, and yeah, thanks
Speaker 10: for coming over to Adelaide. It's great, Thank you.
Speaker 3: Andrew Dillon. There the a f l CEO jacking.
Speaker 2: He's off to try a high floater now.
Speaker 3: Probably not, it's probably not, I did say to him
Speaker 3: last night. Coming in or you calling, and he goes, well,
Speaker 3: it depends how big tonight's going to be.
Speaker 4: No, they were all very well behaved last night. It
Speaker 4: was only Clinton son away that didn't get the well behaved.
Speaker 3: You know what, you're a character assassinating him this morning.
Speaker 8: I'm not.
Speaker 2: I'm talking the truth.
Speaker 3: Tony Jones. Yeah, shut me down.
Speaker 2: Don't turn on me because you've had no sleep.
Speaker 3: What we do in this industry, it's around this time
Speaker 3: that you start planning the end of year holidays, isn't it.
Speaker 4: We're looking at You're different, You're organized. I'm like a
Speaker 4: week before kind of girl. Yeah next week, and I'm
Speaker 4: still a bit like, oh maybe I should book.
Speaker 3: We started looking at big fours.
Speaker 4: All that kids, and you're doing school holidays though. You
Speaker 4: need to be organized because that stuff.
Speaker 3: So like, doesn't it get Yeah? And plus you know
Speaker 3: you might have special events on in December. I know
Speaker 3: we've got a we've got a weekend that we're busy. Clinton.
Speaker 2: I you guys having a boys weekend?
Speaker 3: Do you want to you want to take this one? No? No,
Speaker 3: you don't.
Speaker 2: What are you two doing?
Speaker 3: No, don't go throwing me under the bust. What are
Speaker 3: you doing so we have a lovely girl that works
Speaker 3: on our team called the Nark. Jane, Jane, Jane, can
Speaker 3: you come in and loss. You might remember recently Clint
Speaker 3: and I were around at your place and Clint mentioned
Speaker 3: how he has been invited to Nark's wedding. I replied
Speaker 3: and said, no way, Lou and I going as well.
Speaker 3: Congratulations by the way, morning Jane, Morning Jane, thank you.
Speaker 13: Also, can we not like this is highly uncomfortable for me? No, no, no,
Speaker 13: this is the biggest day of my life and you're
Speaker 13: making it into a radio bit because.
Speaker 3: The day hasn't arrived. Ye makes a point. I just
Speaker 3: wanted to bring up the fact that when we spoke
Speaker 3: about this at your places, you did say, you guys
Speaker 3: are joking. I know you're not going to the wedding.
Speaker 3: I've got my invite.
Speaker 14: Are you joking right now?
Speaker 3: You've got yours? Yeah, I've got mine, and.
Speaker 4: You guys felt bad that I wasn't invited. I don't
Speaker 4: know why you feel bad. I've been invited the whole time.
Speaker 2: Let me send Let me see my invite right here.
Speaker 3: Let me see the date she sent him. View the card,
Speaker 3: View the card.
Speaker 2: Let me there it is you Darcy's wedding and what
Speaker 2: did she.
Speaker 3: Send you.
Speaker 2: To your email record the whole time thinking I wasn't
Speaker 2: invited because you are mean.
Speaker 3: I was going to say you.
Speaker 2: Mean person day and I was invited the whole time.
Speaker 3: You get invited to everything.
Speaker 14: You were Jace. Have you checked your emails though, because
Speaker 14: there has been an update?
Speaker 3: Here we go, Here we go. What's the update? You
Speaker 3: telling wedding? Important update? Go on, de json Lou. It
Speaker 3: is heavy, heavy heart that we send this note. In
Speaker 3: line with the rising costs of living, planning a wedding
Speaker 3: that's also you become incredibly expensive, we have made the
Speaker 3: difficult decision to scale back our wedding. Unfortunately, this means
Speaker 3: we have had to cut our guest list back that
Speaker 3: close friends and family, we can no longer offer you
Speaker 3: an invitation.
Speaker 14: Keep reading, get ready.
Speaker 3: We hope you understand the decision we made. If you
Speaker 3: would like to still kindly contribute to.
Speaker 2: Our hey clean, quickly check your email. Did you get
Speaker 2: a new email and no no.
Speaker 3: Present?
Speaker 2: Yeah? We should get interested.
Speaker 3: You can sign the card if you want me little man.
Speaker 14: Sorry, buddy, it was a one in, one out sort
Speaker 14: of situation.
Speaker 13: So she was a late edition I've invited Brodie, who
Speaker 13: I've known for three.
Speaker 4: Weeks, sucked inware you can.
Speaker 3: I just what is the anxiety around putting a wedding list?
Speaker 3: I know it is, and it's the worst thing in
Speaker 3: the world.
Speaker 2: All the people listening that Jane knows it didn't get invited. No,
Speaker 2: they're not invited.
Speaker 3: Well, and you've made you and you As it turns out,
Speaker 3: big boy, he.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't bring a present anyway, you don't want him. I
Speaker 2: remember nine to Mini.
Speaker 4: She came and produced on the show for a while
Speaker 4: and she said, you still haven't given me a wedding
Speaker 4: present that you promise.
Speaker 3: I've said, I'm going to take her out for a
Speaker 3: lovely meals.
Speaker 2: She got married four years.
Speaker 3: Second wedding. I just want to make sure this one's
Speaker 3: going to stick before I buy a present. Yeah, it was.
Speaker 3: It was there any fights when putting.
Speaker 2: Together the guests had not really.
Speaker 13: The hardest part was like there's gateway people, so like,
Speaker 13: if you invite one person, then you need to invite
Speaker 13: that Yeah, people.
Speaker 3: Here's my rule as well, say if I invite Clink
Speaker 3: to my wedding yet, right and he's just started dating someone,
Speaker 3: If I don't know the partner, they're not coming. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's fair though as a single person, I get that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but what about if you've been together for a year
Speaker 3: with this person a chance to meet I would need
Speaker 3: to have met them. See, I agree.
Speaker 14: We went down a different path.
Speaker 13: So we gave people who we knew were coming as
Speaker 13: single people a plus one, like yeah, if they didn't
Speaker 13: yet and you still missed out. Like we've got a
Speaker 13: few friends who we know them through work or something
Speaker 13: and they don't have a partner, and we thought.
Speaker 3: Just I don't know, like if that was me a
Speaker 3: partner or a friend, I'd like to.
Speaker 13: Bring along a safety blanket, Like I've brought my little
Speaker 13: mouse into the studio this morning, little anxiety man, little
Speaker 13: anxiety mouse. Well, I'm planning my wedding too, and huff
Speaker 13: like the things.
Speaker 3: You can't not invite that would just be weird.
Speaker 4: But it's hard because like growing we grow up in
Speaker 4: different state, Like our lives very separate until about three
Speaker 4: years ago. And so there's people that I keep saying
Speaker 4: it's about our future, not our past. The wedding, like
Speaker 4: that's because it's about the couples and of people to
Speaker 4: get in our lives together, moving forward because I can go.
Speaker 3: I reckon there'd be thirty percent of the people at
Speaker 3: our wedding who were not in contact with you anymore.
Speaker 4: That always happens, like life changes. But the deciding a
Speaker 4: guest list is the one thing that's bringing us to
Speaker 4: reaching whole.
Speaker 3: Coomy, finalized year, bridal party?
Speaker 2: Am I a bride is about Jane?
Speaker 3: Not me a brides man?
Speaker 2: Don't flip this on me. Jane's got our anxiety mouse
Speaker 2: over there, asking her more questions about with me and.
Speaker 3: Clean up there. There's going to be more blokes than women.
Speaker 14: James, will you em see my wedding?
Speaker 3: Sorry?
Speaker 14: What would you please do me the honor of m
Speaker 14: seeing my wedding?
Speaker 3: I'm going to get it emotional.
Speaker 2: Are you seriously cleaned? Wen?
Speaker 14: I just kneel and make you uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: The anxiety mouse sit at the back and drink sharp
Speaker 2: nas and just haggle.
Speaker 3: Jason's job is the worst. You've got to be sober
Speaker 3: all night. Hey thirteen twenty fourteen, let's talk wedding guests list?
Speaker 2: Oh the drama?
Speaker 3: Have you been left off one? Have you been added
Speaker 3: to one that you didn't even know the people? Or
Speaker 3: did you and your partner have a bust up over
Speaker 3: the wedding guest list thirteen twenty four to ten. Would
Speaker 3: you like me as your sect?
Speaker 2: No, don't do that when you have to invite the
Speaker 2: extended family that you don't really.
Speaker 3: Know, but it's your wedding. No, whatever you want, you'll
Speaker 3: know one day, in many, many, many years in the future,
Speaker 3: all my relatives will be dead.
Speaker 2: We'll be there though, will be there when you have
Speaker 2: one of those weddings to yourself.
Speaker 3: I'll drink enough for all of them. But yeah, like
Speaker 3: I remember my parents, well, well you know you've got
Speaker 3: to have uncle Trevor and Trevor's kids. I saw them
Speaker 3: when I was two.
Speaker 2: Trevor's off the list. I think weddings, though, are getting smaller.
Speaker 2: They used to.
Speaker 4: They went through a stage where they were heckers, like
Speaker 4: people had every man and his dog there, And I
Speaker 4: feel like now people are doing smaller, more antik wedding.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think eighty is a nice number.
Speaker 2: I mean it's an arbitrary figure, but sure, why eighties?
Speaker 3: You know what? I don't like people that have almost
Speaker 3: more people up on the bloody stage with them. No,
Speaker 3: you need to rein it in with the bridal parties.
Speaker 4: Everyone's Clint's best friend, so he'll just tell everyone to
Speaker 4: wear the same outfit.
Speaker 3: How many do you have in your VP?
Speaker 1: Ah?
Speaker 3: That worked work one too many.
Speaker 4: I'm still friends I had, We had I think ten,
Speaker 4: and I'm still including someone.
Speaker 2: I'm still friends with nine of them. Sorry, I agree
Speaker 2: with you. It was it was one too many. Clinton
Speaker 2: actually live and learn. Oh yeah, I learned. There's definitely
Speaker 2: one too many.
Speaker 3: Four wheels is our number. We're talking winning invites this morning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're true.
Speaker 4: And I know someone that was asked. He It also
Speaker 4: depends what level of friendship you think you have. My
Speaker 4: friend was asked to be a groomsman in a wedding
Speaker 4: and he was also getting married at the same time,
Speaker 4: and he hadn't even invited that person to and he
Speaker 4: was like.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, and bridal party it's a lot of work,
Speaker 2: you reckon.
Speaker 3: I've got to get the suits and what the best
Speaker 3: man does?
Speaker 2: You have to get a suit, regardless of if you're
Speaker 2: in the bride part.
Speaker 3: Ah. The penistre you just like a little X train,
Speaker 3: just a bit bossy train.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the train to fluffer at someone's wedding when the
Speaker 4: bride came out.
Speaker 2: I had to fluff the dress.
Speaker 3: If you offer me a spot as a nushup, I'm.
Speaker 4: Out handing out the rose petals and the books. And
Speaker 4: I reckon you would have been asked to be bridal
Speaker 4: groom usher many times.
Speaker 2: You went the ring boy.
Speaker 3: Karen on thirteen twenty four to ten wedding invites wats
Speaker 3: your story.
Speaker 12: Good guys to hear back on the airway, makes.
Speaker 3: Me warning on your mate. Thanks brother.
Speaker 10: Well, I didn't even make it to the wedding. Actually,
Speaker 10: I've made it to the Bucks so I could invite
Speaker 10: it to the butt.
Speaker 12: And yeah, I didn't get invite to the wedding. So
Speaker 12: I don't know if anyone can relate to that.
Speaker 3: But that was that.
Speaker 2: I've heard of this. It happens all the time.
Speaker 4: People were starting to do small weddings and huge hens
Speaker 4: from Bucks parties. But then the people who have gone
Speaker 4: to the Bucks don't score an invite for dinner and
Speaker 4: the ceremony.
Speaker 3: Really, you know what I did. This was not good
Speaker 3: and I regret it. But I'd have big nights out
Speaker 3: in the lead up to the wedding, and after a
Speaker 3: few I'd just invite people to be part of the
Speaker 3: bridal party.
Speaker 2: Oh you would do that. Your wife must have been.
Speaker 3: Her best the wedding like a few months out.
Speaker 2: But surely those people realized that you didn't mean it.
Speaker 3: No, at the time they thought, how many did you have?
Speaker 3: I end up having three? I actually invited eight and
Speaker 3: five said no so ber I'm busy.
Speaker 2: Happened to the other fight.
Speaker 3: They asked to be the usher. It was quite weird.
Speaker 3: Any anything to get out of miles?
Speaker 2: Did five actually say no?
Speaker 3: I was only I was supposed to fight three, but
Speaker 3: I get on the lemonades and to uninvite them. No,
Speaker 3: they still came to the wedding. They just didn't get
Speaker 3: to sit up on there.
Speaker 2: They didn't get the free suit.
Speaker 3: No, they didn't get the free suit.
Speaker 2: Would they feel for about it?
Speaker 3: Touch and go?
Speaker 2: Okay, one of your groomsmen not turn up to your wedding.
Speaker 3: No, Kyle, you didn't wrack up damn to see it? Yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't go there. All right? It is just going
Speaker 3: to added to the list. You said yesterday. You eat
Speaker 3: Jackie over breakfast. Don't need to pick another fight today.
Speaker 6: Jason Lawrence thousand dollar question.
Speaker 3: Come on, Melbourne, here we go for a Friday gotta
Speaker 3: be nice to off like five thousand bucks this morning,
Speaker 3: and he's just gone seven past eight. You're on the
Speaker 3: air with Jason. Lauren cleats here as well. Let's go
Speaker 3: to the funds.
Speaker 2: Go, let's do it.
Speaker 4: Let's see if we can give away five thousand dollars
Speaker 4: this morning. Jake's who you got there?
Speaker 3: Andrea, good morning. Scream.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, we got a scream.
Speaker 3: You're pumped.
Speaker 5: I'm actually more excited to be able to be on
Speaker 5: the phone to Jay I am.
Speaker 2: We'll just see ourselves out.
Speaker 3: Andrea, you get a little you got a little crawd.
Speaker 2: My god, Jace has a fan fun fun? What what
Speaker 2: do you love about Jason?
Speaker 3: I'm such American Ja.
Speaker 5: For years, I was actually used to be a night
Speaker 5: shift nurse and working in ed and for three months
Speaker 5: foot just night shift for COVID and listening to Jayce
Speaker 5: on the drive home would help me one stay awake
Speaker 5: and to get me through my home after a long
Speaker 5: night shift.
Speaker 3: Sudden the products on night shift.
Speaker 4: I thought she was going to say she met you
Speaker 4: in the emergency department during night shift for the green whistle.
Speaker 3: That is very sweet, Andrea, thank you very much. Oh
Speaker 3: my god, oh this is awkward now.
Speaker 2: Okay, should we just let them chat them month, stay
Speaker 2: out of it?
Speaker 3: Clean over to Andrew and Andrea, should we just give
Speaker 3: them the money? What would you like to go for
Speaker 3: this morning? So how this works is we can give
Speaker 3: you an easy.
Speaker 2: Question for fifty oh my gosh, he's blushing.
Speaker 3: We can give you a medium question for five hundred,
Speaker 3: or a restraining I mean, a hard question for five
Speaker 3: thousand dollars? What would you like to go? We're going
Speaker 3: that five thousand.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, I want to give it away so bad.
Speaker 4: All right, Andrea, here's how it works. I'll ask the
Speaker 4: question because I don't want you to get flustered hearing
Speaker 4: more words come out of Jason's mouth? Can you not
Speaker 4: You're going to get a I mean ask the question.
Speaker 4: You'll hear a three two one countdown. You have to
Speaker 4: answer within that time, and the five thousand dollars will
Speaker 4: be yours if your answer is correct.
Speaker 3: Andrea, the worst thing you can do is not throw
Speaker 3: an answer out. It's three seconds, it goes really fast.
Speaker 3: Just give yourself a beat and then just first thing
Speaker 3: it comes to mind. Okay, thank you jove, here we go.
Speaker 3: Shut up please, I'm loving, so we leave her alone.
Speaker 3: It's very weird. Leave her alone.
Speaker 2: It's very talking about her. She's about to play.
Speaker 3: Okay, sorry, here we're going come on, Come.
Speaker 2: On, Jason's one fan, shut up and ask the question.
Speaker 4: For five thousand dollars, who lit the Olympic cauldron at
Speaker 4: the Sydney Olympics in the year two.
Speaker 2: Thousand three.
Speaker 3: One.
Speaker 2: She would have been great. She would have been great,
Speaker 2: but they had it.
Speaker 3: There was Kathy Freeman. They should have got Kylie. That
Speaker 3: was Kylie competed in the.
Speaker 2: Two hundred could she She didn't say Nicky Webster.
Speaker 3: Had the torture me like spin, I'm so sorry it.
Speaker 2: Was it was Kathy Freeman. I for sure thought you
Speaker 2: were going to get that.
Speaker 3: You know what, You're not going away empty handed?
Speaker 2: Oh are you flirting with you on fan?
Speaker 3: What do you got for a big boy? I'm gonna
Speaker 3: hook you.
Speaker 2: Okay, you are married.
Speaker 3: What are you looking up with? Andrea? What do you got?
Speaker 2: What is easy? Going to give her the wine.
Speaker 1: Packed a bunch of flowers, girl friend of Andrew.
Speaker 3: N a ways, moving a bit fast. I'm going to
Speaker 3: give you a night of luxury of the stars.
Speaker 2: Did she get a plus one?
Speaker 3: With the Amy gold Grass at Moonlight Cinema or do
Speaker 3: you buy energizer? You can lay there under the stars
Speaker 3: and watch a movie. Andrea, what's your favorite movie? Show?
Speaker 3: Big Night, Last Night? Powerball? How much thirty mil?
Speaker 2: Thirty mil did one person win?
Speaker 3: What would you do with it? First thing?
Speaker 2: Never see you again?
Speaker 1: Well, maybe to gloat. Maybe to gloat first thing in
Speaker 1: the morning and then later I would.
Speaker 2: Sleep in, not be doing this. I wouldn't want to
Speaker 2: tell any thirty mill. I would what. You'd come to
Speaker 2: work every day, take a week sick, wouldn't you?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Every Now, look I enjoyed coming to work.
Speaker 2: Now you don't have thirty million.
Speaker 3: You need to get away from those children. I'd probably
Speaker 3: roll in, like, you know, dressed like bloody Snoop Dogg.
Speaker 3: And you'd be like, do you win?
Speaker 2: Dress like Hudson your son gold chain.
Speaker 3: We had friends of ours, Emma and Jess, lovely couple,
Speaker 3: and they had an incident recently. I think it was
Speaker 3: just Jess's mum, Orm's mum one of them. The mums
Speaker 3: play the lotto app so like lot yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: you download the app and they play like online.
Speaker 2: Let you buy tickets rather than going.
Speaker 3: Into the news agent because you know in those days
Speaker 3: when they do like five hundred mil and the lineups. Hey,
Speaker 3: I quite like the paper ticket.
Speaker 2: You would I get flustered.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't to ask for because there's oslotoall tats Lotto,
Speaker 4: Stato very over.
Speaker 3: I get the print out the multi quick pick stick.
Speaker 3: I put it on the fridge. Oh my god, you
Speaker 3: are a hundred you really are. You're an whole person.
Speaker 2: You are you dust.
Speaker 3: Anyway, the other night she was asking them to read
Speaker 3: out the numbers. You know how they put it up
Speaker 3: on the TV.
Speaker 4: My name used to buy the paper ticket and they'd
Speaker 4: come up on the TV and we'd circle them all.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's exactly what they were doing. However, they were
Speaker 3: watching a replay of the lotto numbers, right, yeah, as
Speaker 3: Jesus is going through sh I know where this is
Speaker 3: what happened. As he's reading out the numbers on the TV.
Speaker 3: He's like twenty four.
Speaker 4: She's like twenty people actually sitting down, oh it's six
Speaker 4: fifty five.
Speaker 2: It's the lottage or sitting down and writing down the number.
Speaker 3: Yes, some people still do. They hear it on a
Speaker 3: commercial network. Yeah, they still do.
Speaker 2: And then they go to those three with little judicators.
Speaker 2: So they are the adjudicated.
Speaker 3: Independent adduicator, so judicating Jesse. My mate's going through reading
Speaker 3: out the numbers, right. The mom's like, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Speaker 3: If you say sixteen, next, we've won two hundred million dollars.
Speaker 3: He looks at the TV.
Speaker 2: I thought it was thirty.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, this is like this is
Speaker 3: over Christmas. He said sixteen. They have burst into tears
Speaker 3: like they legitimately thought she had won. She wasn't reading
Speaker 3: out her numbers on the lot app. She was reading
Speaker 3: out the results. She was looking at the same numbers.
Speaker 3: He was not her actual ticket on the lot app.
Speaker 2: Oh that's so flattening, he said, mate.
Speaker 3: For about four or five minutes.
Speaker 2: They thought that one two.
Speaker 3: Hundred, like that's a lot supplementary hard to get the sucks.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's real a lot.
Speaker 3: Of talk to me. I went to buy an old
Speaker 3: lot of machine off eBay. Why you.
Speaker 2: Know you can't want the bulls the bulls? Are you
Speaker 2: going to have adjudicators in your living room?
Speaker 3: You could buy it.
Speaker 2: We should buy one, Yes, why not imagine that, let's
Speaker 2: do it check eBay.
Speaker 4: Now I celebrated I remember I went to the Richmond
Speaker 4: Grand Final and I don't really know how to do
Speaker 4: betting and things like that, and everyone was putting bets
Speaker 4: on the footy and first goal and is that. And
Speaker 4: I was like, I'm just going to put some one
Speaker 4: hundred bucks on Richmond to win the Grand Final. Anyway,
Speaker 4: as they won, I was like, oh, I won the bet.
Speaker 4: And I thought we were celebrating because I thought I'd
Speaker 4: won twelve hundred dollars because I got them at twelve
Speaker 4: to one. And my whole hour we was celebrating. How
Speaker 4: did you get odds of twelve to one on the
Speaker 4: Grand Final day? We all celebrated, and then in the
Speaker 4: morning I realized I'd bet on Richmond win the Grand
Speaker 4: Final next.
Speaker 3: Year next shame investment in the future.
Speaker 2: They didn't win the next year. I know. Thanks for that, Dusty,
Speaker 2: give me twelve hundred bucks. Bruh.
Speaker 6: It is.
Speaker 3: What a night for game one of gathering on my trip.
Speaker 1: This has been for the Melbourne Football Club, a superb week's.
Speaker 3: Worth of that's right, it's Melbourne. D's got up last
Speaker 3: night and joining us from inside the Melbourne Yes, the
Speaker 3: place we can get into last night is we get
Speaker 3: all the big stars, your dad, John stand.
Speaker 12: Away, Morning John, Morning gang?
Speaker 3: How are you well? We're better than New York. What
Speaker 3: do you think of? What do you think of Beyonce's
Speaker 3: new album? Dad? Look?
Speaker 12: So it's not bad? Actually, I think it's pretty good.
Speaker 12: I can't remember, but it's pretty good.
Speaker 4: Yet we're a bit disappointed in Clinty. Did you hear
Speaker 4: what happened last night?
Speaker 2: John O?
Speaker 12: I got a phone call about one and I was
Speaker 12: a bit surprised. I thought, being a professionalist, he would
Speaker 12: have been in bed. But obviously.
Speaker 3: One a call you at one?
Speaker 12: Well, you called me and I called you back because
Speaker 12: I thought, oh he's done something stupid.
Speaker 4: But you know, no, Well, I'm talking much earlier doors
Speaker 4: than one am. He talked a big game shotto. Clint
Speaker 4: likes to walk around like mister Melbourne. He has plans
Speaker 4: to be the number one ticket holder one day. And
Speaker 4: he said, well not after this effort. He said, if
Speaker 4: the DS win, I am taking you to the rooms.
Speaker 4: I said, I'm not going anywhere near a footy club
Speaker 4: chain room and he said, we are a team.
Speaker 2: Jason, going together.
Speaker 3: I was going to come down some feedback.
Speaker 2: Jace was so excited because he was with the big dog.
Speaker 2: Clint stand Away got there. They didn't let him in.
Speaker 3: Turn Away.
Speaker 12: I couldn't let me. I can't believe you know why.
Speaker 3: Because you didn't give me those wristbands.
Speaker 12: Dad, Well, and they are only for special people unought.
Speaker 12: So look, one day you'd be right.
Speaker 2: We didn't look that hard to get in.
Speaker 4: They're about fifty thousand people lining up with respecs, everyone
Speaker 4: except can you?
Speaker 3: Can you level with me as a dad? From from
Speaker 3: one dad to another, I'm looking at your situation and
Speaker 3: I'm just like, he's a mess, John. How do you
Speaker 3: salvage something in this wreck? What do you do? But
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 12: It's been the years of the same though, so you
Speaker 12: get used to it.
Speaker 3: You just.
Speaker 12: It's just another another night, another day. You know, it
Speaker 12: doesn't really matter.
Speaker 3: Have your sisters more.
Speaker 12: I can't believe he gets up every day. I couldn't
Speaker 12: do it.
Speaker 3: No good, No do you know what?
Speaker 2: Do you know what time he got home? John stand Away?
Speaker 3: We don't need to tell you to tell your father
Speaker 3: what time? I got home at two a m on
Speaker 3: a scooter wearing well.
Speaker 12: How you didn't have your helmet on?
Speaker 3: That's silly, hey, dad, dad?
Speaker 1: How how was the mood in the rooms after the
Speaker 1: win last night. Two wins on the road here in Adelaide.
Speaker 12: Well, it's nice to come over Budelaide and and have
Speaker 12: one win, but two wins is great. It's it's very nice.
Speaker 12: It's always nice, you know, It's like, it's always nice
Speaker 12: to win, but winning over here dificult news. And you know,
Speaker 12: having two wards, you know, it's very nice. But I
Speaker 12: must say that Dedet supporters a little bit nicer than
Speaker 12: the port supporters. The port supporters, yeah, we heard you.
Speaker 3: That's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: How like they spit like camels.
Speaker 3: John was on our flight.
Speaker 2: They spit like camels or Lamas supporters.
Speaker 3: Very John was on Now John was on our Carlton
Speaker 3: flight yesterday. How did you like being in the audience
Speaker 3: for Sale of the Century yesterday?
Speaker 12: The bloke the one the tickets was just behind me,
Speaker 12: and I was thinking I might have a chance here,
Speaker 12: but there's no chance I was going to win them.
Speaker 12: The pardon girl the mascot was.
Speaker 2: I wasn't on the plane.
Speaker 4: I wasn't on the plane, but the boys told me
Speaker 4: there was a Carlton mascot floating up and Davy n
Speaker 4: who is Nina?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 12: Well, she's I think she fancied Jse actually because I
Speaker 12: saw a photo the Masscot and Jason.
Speaker 3: I woke up and thought I was a movie where
Speaker 3: why is poison ivy next to another? I did not understand.
Speaker 2: Is she a member of the cheersquad?
Speaker 3: I think she was.
Speaker 12: I think so, Yeah, I think so. But they do
Speaker 12: have a couple of masks before the game. But I
Speaker 12: don't really know. But she was done up beyond the
Speaker 12: flight and I thought interesting.
Speaker 3: And just finally before we let you go, you know
Speaker 3: you're on the radio, before we let you go? Do
Speaker 3: you want to tell Lauren about your son? When he
Speaker 3: got into the Virgin Lounge yesterday through his toys, he
Speaker 3: wasn't happy with the food choice.
Speaker 12: What happened I couldn't believe. But you know, I thought
Speaker 12: the Virgin Bunny go Virgin because it's free tickets with
Speaker 12: the footy club Virgin Virgins, and they've got the food
Speaker 12: expect the dummy didn't think it was as good as
Speaker 12: the other mob goodn't.
Speaker 2: Below he's a snob? Isn't he toasty?
Speaker 3: Where's the toasted sandwich bar? Oh?
Speaker 12: Seriously, you know it's a you know, it's a complimentary
Speaker 12: little you know snack before the before.
Speaker 2: Do you think Clint's forgotten where he came from? Johnny?
Speaker 2: I think, John, Yeah, I'm sure you reckon. He's forgotten
Speaker 2: where he came from.
Speaker 3: I said, how you passed? Are you on the same
Speaker 3: flight as us today? John? Yeah? Something good luck them
Speaker 3: drawing your seat number out and winning tickets on the flight,
Speaker 3: pass our best on to track and the boys tracking
Speaker 3: an absolute blinder last night.
Speaker 2: Mate.
Speaker 12: It was pretty good, wasn't he.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm about keep on another week, John stand away, Clen.
Speaker 3: Johnny's on the.
Speaker 2: Thanks John, he's embarrassed.
Speaker 3: You love you.
Speaker 2: Do you think you embarrass him?
Speaker 3: I think so. You think he's just the doing calling
Speaker 3: him at one o'clock in the morning, I have no idea.
Speaker 3: You're a mess man. You wanted him to come out
Speaker 3: and have a drink with me? Oh, it was a
Speaker 3: lovely invitation.
Speaker 2: Can you hand me your phone? I want to see
Speaker 2: who else do you call?
Speaker 3: You can get three on the scooter. That's crazy, especially
Speaker 3: not Dare.
Speaker 2: That's people and Neo there with give me everything.
Speaker 4: It's Jason Lauren on over one hundred coming to you
Speaker 4: live from Adelaide this morning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, guys, panicked. I love people so much.
Speaker 3: Heart sitting and watch Instagram.
Speaker 4: You we're swapping jobs for the last segment of the
Speaker 4: Morning last the last thirty seconds of this show.
Speaker 2: I think we should wind this up. Guys, it's been fun.
Speaker 4: We have had a great time in Adelaide's shout out
Speaker 4: to everyone in South Australia.
Speaker 3: Essay tourism commute.
Speaker 2: That's what I was trying to say.
Speaker 3: Are going to be very jealous of what they have
Speaker 3: here at Nova in Adelaide.
Speaker 2: Pie Flaid, no nice, Pea, Fritz lovely.
Speaker 3: I just walked over to the studio next door with
Speaker 3: the breakfast shows currently broadcast.
Speaker 4: Have you seen what they have outside this studioment I'm
Speaker 4: not running, by the way, I'm exhausted.
Speaker 2: I'll be walking at a fast speak.
Speaker 3: Hey, well she does that. I strongly advise you to
Speaker 3: plan your trip to South Australia, great little spot for
Speaker 3: school holidays as well. You start planning your essay road
Speaker 3: trip at South Australia dot com slash road trips is
Speaker 3: the place to go. I don't know. There's nothing there
Speaker 3: that's good.
Speaker 2: It's good?
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 2: Many things? There's one thing that each of us would like.
Speaker 2: There's three things that.
Speaker 4: I say, full length mirror. Clinton love that bowl of biscuits,
Speaker 4: Jason love that? And a lazy boy recliner sofa.
Speaker 3: I guess what a massage chair?
Speaker 2: Is that what we're getting.
Speaker 3: They're electric give so just a peek behind the fence.
Speaker 4: When we started here at Nova, when they rescued us,
Speaker 4: they said, now, where would you like your desk in
Speaker 4: the office?
Speaker 2: And I said, I don't want to desk. What am
Speaker 2: I going to do at a desk?
Speaker 5: Work?
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh no, So I said I
Speaker 2: want a lazy reclina with a drinks.
Speaker 3: Did you see what's next to the recliner? You didn't see?
Speaker 3: The best bit was have a look what's going on?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Trust me. That's why when you came back, I could
Speaker 3: believe you weren't.
Speaker 2: Full length mirror.
Speaker 3: No, have a look?
Speaker 2: What's the bowl of biscuits?
Speaker 3: No, you'll know when you.
Speaker 2: Say cactus in the donkey in a donkey pot.
Speaker 3: Have a look what's on the right the couch?
Speaker 2: The full length mirror?
Speaker 3: Will you won't?
Speaker 2: Okay? Please hold on.
Speaker 3: The right the cout. Sorry are we still on here?
Speaker 3: It's nothing there. This has been one of the strangest
Speaker 3: mornings of my life. Okay no no no, I meant
Speaker 3: the left side.
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