WEBVTT - Full Show: Clint's Most Embarrassing Moment Ever 0:00:06.200 --> 0:00:14.840 Good morning Melbourne, Melbourn, Jason Lauren, start your morning the right. 0:00:14.800 --> 0:00:17.000 Way, be great day. 0:00:17.120 --> 0:00:23.840 This is Jason Lauren. Good morning and happy Forada. 0:00:25.040 --> 0:00:25.880 Morning Melbourne. 0:00:26.120 --> 0:00:28.360 Sorry sorry that was that was really rude of me 0:00:28.400 --> 0:00:30.800 to do that in front of Clint's fast. It's a 0:00:30.880 --> 0:00:37.440 grand old come for me and for you. 0:00:38.040 --> 0:00:40.960 That On my social media this morning, I've posted a 0:00:41.040 --> 0:00:43.400 video of you singing that song after the sign and 0:00:43.440 --> 0:00:50.040 there was much more enthusiasm. If you look at the video, 0:00:50.200 --> 0:00:53.760 it's very funny because he's just dancing away and behind 0:00:53.760 --> 0:00:56.760 by himself. Behind him Andrew Dillon, who's the new CEO 0:00:56.840 --> 0:00:57.880 of the I f L, is like. 0:00:58.080 --> 0:00:59.240 Trying to get his attention. 0:00:59.680 --> 0:00:59.880 Clan. 0:01:00.200 --> 0:01:03.240 Just swing any scarf a great night now. 0:01:03.440 --> 0:01:05.560 Question, I gave your serf to us and no one 0:01:05.800 --> 0:01:09.959 likes like a wingy winner class on the punt. 0:01:11.600 --> 0:01:14.040 Be a good winner, Clint. What does that even mean? 0:01:14.120 --> 0:01:17.120 We're in Adelaide, have a bit of respect in enemy territory. 0:01:17.240 --> 0:01:19.560 There's nothing sweeter state win. 0:01:19.800 --> 0:01:22.880 I mean, we are coming to you live from Adelaide 0:01:22.880 --> 0:01:25.120 this morning because we did come over here for round. 0:01:25.480 --> 0:01:28.000 Can I say I am a loving Adelaide? 0:01:28.400 --> 0:01:30.960 Yes? Thank you, thank you so much for having us 0:01:31.600 --> 0:01:34.680 this joint is awesome. We had a ripping night last night. 0:01:34.760 --> 0:01:38.920 We went out for a cheeky little team bonding lunch. Well, 0:01:39.640 --> 0:01:42.039 Clint took the scooters for a test drive this morning. 0:01:42.200 --> 0:01:48.080 I'm very concerned about Clint's welfare. How much sleep did 0:01:48.120 --> 0:01:52.240 you get up celebrating the question? Were they more or 0:01:52.320 --> 0:01:56.240 beers drunk? That's on par drink responsibly, of course, Clint. 0:01:56.280 --> 0:01:56.600 Always. 0:01:56.800 --> 0:01:58.640 The D's fans loved you last night at the stat 0:01:58.720 --> 0:02:01.520 that is a ripping stuf as well. At the walk 0:02:01.560 --> 0:02:03.960 from the stadium back to the city. It's very cool. 0:02:04.280 --> 0:02:05.560 Lots of high fivesow. 0:02:06.680 --> 0:02:08.720 It was high fiving and low fiving everyone. 0:02:10.560 --> 0:02:13.080 All of a sudden, we walked from the stadium across 0:02:13.280 --> 0:02:18.280 this glorious footbridge, under a tunnel into some variety of 0:02:18.360 --> 0:02:21.160 train station and then we popped out on a gaming 0:02:21.280 --> 0:02:22.359 floor in the middle of the poke. 0:02:23.400 --> 0:02:25.640 It was like the reverse bat cave. We came up 0:02:25.680 --> 0:02:28.240 more like hello, there we are, with lots of shadow, 0:02:28.280 --> 0:02:33.880 lots of people. Bumped into Sam Mack. He was very late. 0:02:34.120 --> 0:02:35.200 We bumped into him twice. 0:02:35.360 --> 0:02:37.920 We did, and we bumped into him after he had 0:02:38.080 --> 0:02:41.880 just left the Adelaide Crows Dressing rooms whatever cought, and I. 0:02:41.960 --> 0:02:43.200 Was like, why would you get in? 0:02:43.639 --> 0:02:47.000 But why would you? But no one wants to see 0:02:47.080 --> 0:02:49.320 when you lose Sam mac Just let him grieve. 0:02:49.160 --> 0:02:52.359 On there he got into the dressing room. Just hold 0:02:52.440 --> 0:02:56.799 that thought, because Clint made an absolute fool of himself yesterday. 0:02:56.840 --> 0:03:01.560 We had a situation because mister Melbourne over here, which 0:03:01.639 --> 0:03:04.160 you are, by the way, I've never seen so many 0:03:04.200 --> 0:03:06.480 people wave at someone in my life. 0:03:06.560 --> 0:03:08.000 Oh there's standards, there's Clinton. 0:03:08.639 --> 0:03:10.760 Tony Jones copped a few looks as well outside the stadium. 0:03:13.240 --> 0:03:16.040 I didn't see Chompers. Should we call Chompers this morning? 0:03:16.160 --> 0:03:17.399 See how he's nine eight? 0:03:17.720 --> 0:03:20.840 Absolutely well. I want to call John stand Away at 0:03:20.919 --> 0:03:23.600 some point Clint's dad, because you don't face it. We 0:03:23.639 --> 0:03:24.520 don't want John Well. 0:03:24.560 --> 0:03:26.679 I just think he's going to be embarrassed by his sons. 0:03:27.080 --> 0:03:29.520 When we tell your dad what you did last night 0:03:29.639 --> 0:03:33.120 after the game. You know what? One year many fair enough, 0:03:33.200 --> 0:03:35.000 that's good, it's good. 0:03:35.200 --> 0:03:38.200 I rate a real rollercoaster of emotion with Chase, who 0:03:38.280 --> 0:03:40.440 went from the highest of highs to the lowest of 0:03:40.560 --> 0:03:43.000 los within fifteen minute windows his. 0:03:43.040 --> 0:03:47.400 Way into bed. But we are alive from Adelaide this morning. 0:03:47.480 --> 0:03:49.840 We are here for gather around. This city knows how 0:03:49.880 --> 0:03:51.800 to put it on. If you get a chance to 0:03:51.880 --> 0:03:54.120 get to essay, I strongly advise you to do it. 0:03:54.280 --> 0:03:56.760 Wasn't it? Yeah? And honestly, quick little flight from Melbourne 0:03:56.880 --> 0:03:58.360 bring the family for school holidays? 0:03:58.400 --> 0:04:00.440 Oh my god? What about the flights? 0:04:00.840 --> 0:04:01.720 Tell us about the flight. 0:04:01.840 --> 0:04:04.040 It was just full of footy people. And you guys 0:04:04.120 --> 0:04:05.240 got on a special charter. 0:04:05.640 --> 0:04:11.720 You really got on the Carlton charter with the Carlton mascot, Norell, Navy, Nerell. 0:04:12.440 --> 0:04:14.040 I woke up. I thought it was a movie world, 0:04:14.200 --> 0:04:16.000 unlike bat girls in front of me? What's going on? 0:04:16.600 --> 0:04:17.200 I don't know where. 0:04:17.200 --> 0:04:19.520 I was spinning away, tumbling her way down the arm. 0:04:19.480 --> 0:04:20.760 And I was trying to have a sleep because you 0:04:20.800 --> 0:04:21.640 came on a separate flight. 0:04:21.800 --> 0:04:22.000 Was he? 0:04:22.080 --> 0:04:24.120 And we're trying to have a sleep. And then who 0:04:24.240 --> 0:04:25.200 was it? It jumped on the mic? 0:04:25.520 --> 0:04:29.560 Oh Anthony, Yeah, hang on on the mic on the plane, 0:04:29.760 --> 0:04:31.560 back on the on the aeroplane. 0:04:34.200 --> 0:04:38.000 Speaking, Yeah, did a Q and A. Then he did 0:04:38.120 --> 0:04:43.400 raffle a little raffle. Sorry. Yeah. The winner of the 0:04:43.720 --> 0:04:48.400 sign football from twenty one a is he'd do the row, 0:04:48.480 --> 0:04:50.760 he'd go two Grand Final tickets from. 0:04:50.880 --> 0:04:54.640 Thirty cheers squad plane. Yes, yeah, we all got the 0:04:54.760 --> 0:04:56.880 Carlton weren't even playing playing tomorrow. 0:04:57.400 --> 0:04:59.039 Oh it was cool though we got on the plane. 0:04:59.080 --> 0:05:01.800 Everyone got a Carlton's up on street. 0:05:02.240 --> 0:05:04.400 No one on street must be suffering. 0:05:06.279 --> 0:05:09.279 It was bizarre. It was very odd. The camera crews 0:05:09.360 --> 0:05:11.280 were out filming everyone and then they're like, everyone, we're 0:05:11.279 --> 0:05:12.840 going to get you to hold your scarfs up and 0:05:12.920 --> 0:05:14.000 wave them in the air. 0:05:13.920 --> 0:05:16.600 Because of the because of the kerfuffle in the aisles, 0:05:16.640 --> 0:05:18.920 there was no drink service. 0:05:18.720 --> 0:05:20.039 No drinks trolleys. 0:05:20.400 --> 0:05:21.280 They couldn't get through. 0:05:21.200 --> 0:05:25.600 The NoREL Navy was did that? 0:05:25.800 --> 0:05:27.799 Did she have the big pompoms on the plane? 0:05:28.120 --> 0:05:29.760 Had it all? There was a still walker at one 0:05:29.800 --> 0:05:32.680 point on a ride trip. 0:05:32.800 --> 0:05:35.839 This has been for the Melbourne Football Club, a superb 0:05:36.680 --> 0:05:37.320 week's worth. 0:05:38.920 --> 0:05:43.600 It's a bad gold it is. 0:05:44.520 --> 0:05:47.880 It is fair to say the Adelaide Crows were not 0:05:48.320 --> 0:05:49.359 thrilled their fans. 0:05:49.440 --> 0:05:50.840 They put up a good fight last night. 0:05:50.920 --> 0:05:53.080 Though the Crows were on the front were starting come 0:05:53.200 --> 0:05:56.640 wasn't they wait so another twenty minutes they might have 0:05:56.680 --> 0:05:57.000 got us. 0:05:57.120 --> 0:05:59.840 Can I make a confession? We've come to Adelaide together. 0:06:00.720 --> 0:06:04.080 I watched about four minutes of football tops. 0:06:04.400 --> 0:06:05.280 I was right in it. 0:06:05.520 --> 0:06:05.719 Oh. 0:06:06.040 --> 0:06:09.760 I was having a wow of a time just talking 0:06:09.839 --> 0:06:10.280 to people. 0:06:10.360 --> 0:06:13.120 It's a lovely ground, isn't it. It's like very picturesque. 0:06:13.680 --> 0:06:15.960 I've never seen so many stands named after so many 0:06:16.040 --> 0:06:16.840 people in my life. 0:06:16.880 --> 0:06:19.920 We're in the Sir Donald Bradman Stand, Yes, we were. 0:06:20.920 --> 0:06:24.000 They were like, there's like fifteen legends have stands there. 0:06:24.160 --> 0:06:26.320 And then there's the hill, the old School Hill where 0:06:26.320 --> 0:06:27.200 people still stand. 0:06:27.400 --> 0:06:30.800 I love that in the day sink sink schooners. And 0:06:31.000 --> 0:06:33.800 if you are coming to Adelaide for a game, I 0:06:33.839 --> 0:06:36.960 would suggest staying at the stadium hotel, which is so 0:06:37.160 --> 0:06:40.040 cool that they built a hotel into the stadium, Like 0:06:40.160 --> 0:06:40.560 I love that. 0:06:40.960 --> 0:06:42.800 Everyone says it's very fancy. We didn't get to stay. 0:06:44.200 --> 0:06:48.640 It's the Abyss very comfortable, great bed. Great. 0:06:48.920 --> 0:06:54.520 Don't ordering a MC delivery to the on my Bingo 0:06:55.880 --> 0:06:59.880 four we are or just a cheeseburger and hang on. 0:07:00.000 --> 0:07:02.920 I was starving because I flew up quite late and 0:07:03.000 --> 0:07:04.240 I hadn't eaten anything since. 0:07:05.720 --> 0:07:07.200 Got a delivery to THEE. 0:07:08.040 --> 0:07:11.360 I'm telling Abyss that was not on my big note 0:07:11.400 --> 0:07:12.240 car for this year. 0:07:12.520 --> 0:07:15.800 So when we were heading back to the hotel because 0:07:16.000 --> 0:07:18.800 you know, it was a Chersburger. Mum and I over here. 0:07:19.360 --> 0:07:21.440 We're old, so we called it a night. We left 0:07:21.520 --> 0:07:24.520 our young child clean out and said, you know, god speed, 0:07:24.920 --> 0:07:27.920 and had someone else on standbhy in the newsroo. And 0:07:28.000 --> 0:07:31.080 then as we were walking home, Lauren's like, mum, Mum's hungry. 0:07:32.360 --> 0:07:34.520 I walked past her twenty four hour pancake parlor and 0:07:34.600 --> 0:07:38.120 I was like, not a bad option, Jace loves apparently. 0:07:39.240 --> 0:07:40.880 Did you know there? You know, I know there wasn't 0:07:40.880 --> 0:07:43.040 a mini bar in the Abyss, but did you see 0:07:43.040 --> 0:07:47.200 there was vending machines with Jim be mccola on the list? Yes, yes, 0:07:47.760 --> 0:07:51.440 you could get noodles. Was Jim mc coola or a powerade? 0:07:51.480 --> 0:07:56.600 There's big noodles toodles in there. You didn't see that. 0:07:56.880 --> 0:07:57.240 I didn't. 0:07:57.240 --> 0:07:59.800 I didn't do that question question do you want to 0:07:59.840 --> 0:08:00.760 do by yourself? 0:08:00.800 --> 0:08:02.400 On the I wondered. 0:08:02.560 --> 0:08:04.760 I was like, is the Abyss a hotel where he 0:08:04.880 --> 0:08:07.000 needs a key to get in the elevator or do 0:08:07.160 --> 0:08:08.440 I need to go to Yeah? 0:08:09.200 --> 0:08:11.440 My god, he was I to go down. I to 0:08:11.440 --> 0:08:14.120 do the walk of shame down to the street. Schiersburger. 0:08:14.320 --> 0:08:18.080 Did you get some nugs as well? Can we address 0:08:18.880 --> 0:08:22.280 possibly the most embarrassing thing I've ever witnessed. 0:08:24.200 --> 0:08:26.560 Clinton talks a big game, massive game. 0:08:26.720 --> 0:08:26.880 Are you? 0:08:27.080 --> 0:08:29.120 Are you the number one ticket holder at the Demons yet? 0:08:29.240 --> 0:08:30.960 I mean, if I'm not, I'm a close. 0:08:31.240 --> 0:08:33.360 Who's got who's the number one ticket holder? I don't know, 0:08:33.880 --> 0:08:35.880 because I bet they are in the rooms after the win. 0:08:36.400 --> 0:08:38.800 Clint had said you'd spoken to Track and said, I'm 0:08:38.840 --> 0:08:40.719 taking Jase down to the rooms after the game. 0:08:41.600 --> 0:08:43.160 So I wanted him to chat to the players. I 0:08:43.280 --> 0:08:45.079 was making notes the whole game. I was like, give 0:08:45.120 --> 0:08:47.400 him some feedback weaknesses, strength. 0:08:47.160 --> 0:08:49.760 That's I personally thought it was a terrible idea from 0:08:49.800 --> 0:08:50.439 the minute. 0:08:50.160 --> 0:08:52.680 It was who was catching the ball and that sort 0:08:52.679 --> 0:08:52.880 of thing. 0:08:53.559 --> 0:08:57.800 So then we hike from the Donald Bradman Sound to 0:08:57.920 --> 0:08:59.960 the other side of Adelaide to where the dressing rooms were. 0:09:00.640 --> 0:09:02.920 First of all, we went too far and we tried 0:09:02.960 --> 0:09:05.760 to get in a goods lift and let the staff the. 0:09:05.800 --> 0:09:08.240 Adelaide very protective of her lift. 0:09:08.440 --> 0:09:11.679 Yes, take the jobs very seriously. You know what she like, 0:09:11.800 --> 0:09:15.079 shepherd me, well you to walk in, and she closedlined 0:09:15.160 --> 0:09:16.360 you did. 0:09:16.840 --> 0:09:17.960 She's going to the matterview. 0:09:18.440 --> 0:09:20.760 She said, this is a good lift, darling, get out. 0:09:20.880 --> 0:09:22.880 So out we hopped, and then we had to go 0:09:23.000 --> 0:09:25.360 to another lift to get to the room. 0:09:25.720 --> 0:09:28.520 Can I do the reenact? This is this is Clint, 0:09:28.600 --> 0:09:31.280 you know, and we're all following him. He's like, this way, guys, 0:09:31.679 --> 0:09:33.920 we're in. We're in. And he's on the phone. He's like, 0:09:33.960 --> 0:09:36.040 we don't need wristbands. They're coming to get us. We're in. 0:09:36.520 --> 0:09:39.199 We're in. I don't think we're in. I don't know. 0:09:39.480 --> 0:09:41.120 It was just it was just a sudden turn. 0:09:41.200 --> 0:09:45.040 You're like, I don't think you know why he said 0:09:45.080 --> 0:09:46.880 that because he went to the front of the line 0:09:46.880 --> 0:09:49.800 and the guy said, no wristband, now entry mate. 0:09:50.120 --> 0:09:51.880 And it was like mine, very firm. 0:09:52.120 --> 0:09:56.200 I heard Clint say. He said, but I'm clin. She said, 0:09:56.280 --> 0:09:58.000 I'm on the Today Show. You can google me. 0:09:58.360 --> 0:10:02.679 That is bullshit. But down the tower between your legs. 0:10:02.520 --> 0:10:04.320 It was how many people did you call last night's 0:10:04.320 --> 0:10:04.760 trying to get in? 0:10:04.840 --> 0:10:05.679 I made a few calls. 0:10:05.880 --> 0:10:09.120 Because then as as we did the slow walk home, 0:10:09.320 --> 0:10:11.880 he goes, the CEO is coming together. 0:10:13.080 --> 0:10:16.240 We're back at the We're back at we're at the 0:10:16.280 --> 0:10:22.320 casino gaming this quick, guys, they're now going to let 0:10:22.400 --> 0:10:25.040 us in. Meanwhile, the team left the stadium forty minutes ago. 0:10:25.480 --> 0:10:27.200 Point from the newsroom is here physically. 0:10:27.960 --> 0:10:31.079 We are doing this hearing body. But his spirit died last. 0:10:30.920 --> 0:10:32.720 Night Melbourne won. 0:10:32.840 --> 0:10:36.000 My spirit died were somewhere. It's left somewhere in Adelaide. 0:10:36.000 --> 0:10:39.439 In the mean streams go to somewhere lost at two am. 0:10:39.240 --> 0:10:41.439 Because we're coming to life from Adelaide this morning. 0:10:41.640 --> 0:10:44.920 After we had around, we have been gathering around, we 0:10:45.640 --> 0:10:47.480 have and I've got right around Adelaide. 0:10:47.520 --> 0:10:50.040 The people here are nicer than any other city. We 0:10:50.280 --> 0:10:51.240 have I think the. 0:10:51.520 --> 0:10:54.679 Ultimate lunch yesterday. Some of the restaurants here incredible as well. 0:10:55.000 --> 0:10:57.440 I was mentioning earlier, start planning your say road trip 0:10:57.559 --> 0:11:00.480 out South Australia dot com slash road trips today. 0:11:00.920 --> 0:11:02.880 You know what I had the other day? Hey diddle, 0:11:03.000 --> 0:11:07.440 it's a port Adelaide. Former captain has a wine company. 0:11:07.559 --> 0:11:10.040 Now really, hey, did the wines from Adelaide? 0:11:11.240 --> 0:11:16.480 You said, Adelaide? They say, Elaid Can we can? We not? 0:11:16.760 --> 0:11:20.760 In the presence of a local Ladian Alaide. Joshuo's the 0:11:20.760 --> 0:11:23.880 big dog here guys. No, but here morning, Adelaide, Thank 0:11:23.880 --> 0:11:28.320 you for having us Adelaide. Lovely, have you guys here now, Josh? 0:11:28.440 --> 0:11:31.360 We having given the heads up about some local delicacies, Yes, 0:11:31.520 --> 0:11:32.240 that are only here in. 0:11:32.240 --> 0:11:34.880 Adelaide, and we think people are a bit weird. 0:11:35.520 --> 0:11:36.640 I am very intrigued by this. 0:11:36.800 --> 0:11:38.800 This looks really cool. So you've grown up here? 0:11:39.120 --> 0:11:42.400 Yes, right, born and bread, born and bread, yes, right. 0:11:42.559 --> 0:11:45.280 First things first, I heard about the water, the waters. 0:11:45.880 --> 0:11:47.920 We got warned we could get barley belly from the water. 0:11:48.400 --> 0:11:52.640 We need travel traveler, fine, do. 0:11:52.720 --> 0:11:54.800 People in Adelaide know their water tastes? Funny? 0:11:55.559 --> 0:11:56.920 I think we just get accustomed to it. 0:11:57.040 --> 0:12:02.000 We're used to it like a powdery taste. Yesterday, they've 0:12:02.000 --> 0:12:06.240 got iron guts. Here we go. This is this is Adelaide. 0:12:06.280 --> 0:12:06.839 But what is it? 0:12:07.040 --> 0:12:07.199 Is it? 0:12:07.320 --> 0:12:13.920 Because yeah, I think they're cut back, oh budget. 0:12:14.240 --> 0:12:18.319 Yeah, it's a bit like mothball or you know what 0:12:18.360 --> 0:12:18.599 it is. 0:12:18.679 --> 0:12:20.400 It's like you know when you've got a water bottle 0:12:20.400 --> 0:12:22.040 and it's left in the car for three weeks and 0:12:22.120 --> 0:12:24.760 then you don't drink it. That's what it's like. No, 0:12:25.120 --> 0:12:27.240 that smells a bit. It just doesn't like it becau, 0:12:27.240 --> 0:12:30.400 there's no let's talk about it. 0:12:30.400 --> 0:12:31.880 You should drink that. You need hydration. 0:12:32.520 --> 0:12:34.920 Absolutely. Let's talk about some of the local delicacies. The 0:12:34.960 --> 0:12:37.000 first one I hear a lot about is the ice 0:12:37.040 --> 0:12:40.199 coffee love it. Is it a particular brand. 0:12:40.000 --> 0:12:43.040 That you have, Farmers Union ice Coffee iconic Here in 0:12:43.080 --> 0:12:46.199 Adelaide they do chocolate or just ice, just ice coffee. 0:12:46.240 --> 0:12:48.199 Okay, I'm going to give it a taste. Am I 0:12:48.320 --> 0:12:50.720 drinking this from the carton? How do people Adelaide? 0:12:52.200 --> 0:12:55.199 I hope you do. 0:12:55.559 --> 0:12:56.720 Should I have shaken it first? 0:12:56.880 --> 0:12:59.679 Yeah, you're supposed to shake it? Have a hoo? I 0:12:59.800 --> 0:13:00.960 am right? Parts are pretty well. 0:13:01.679 --> 0:13:06.560 Oh that's that's good. It's really see sugary. Yes, yeah, 0:13:06.679 --> 0:13:07.920 that's what I need this morning. 0:13:08.080 --> 0:13:08.480 It's good. 0:13:09.040 --> 0:13:11.760 I used to have this each morning from when I 0:13:11.840 --> 0:13:13.280 was about eighteen to twenty two. 0:13:13.679 --> 0:13:15.840 Every morning I would have one protein. 0:13:16.120 --> 0:13:17.599 This is what ites have. 0:13:19.000 --> 0:13:22.079 It's very popular, is gone. I don't know what it is. 0:13:22.440 --> 0:13:26.920 It's a pie chicken soup. I know you said that. 0:13:27.000 --> 0:13:29.559 I've been I was born in bread and Adelaide. The 0:13:29.679 --> 0:13:31.439 thing in front of you, Jason right now, I have 0:13:31.679 --> 0:13:32.640 never eaten what is it? 0:13:32.760 --> 0:13:34.800 What is it called? It's called a pie floater? 0:13:35.760 --> 0:13:36.839 So is it a pine? 0:13:37.960 --> 0:13:41.480 Yeah? And there's peas all around it. Usually the peas 0:13:41.480 --> 0:13:45.200 are but on top of this pie like I would 0:13:45.280 --> 0:13:45.439 do it. 0:13:46.400 --> 0:13:48.000 It's just like a four and twenty and chicken, so 0:13:48.320 --> 0:13:48.719 I would do it. 0:13:48.760 --> 0:13:50.640 If it was like a gravy. That's a hard nur. 0:13:50.960 --> 0:13:57.520 Even the local, the local Adelaidian isn't donate it. Oh 0:13:57.600 --> 0:13:59.760 my god, wash it down with some dusty water quick. 0:14:01.920 --> 0:14:04.760 You need to pass in that ice coffee. I reckon water, 0:14:05.160 --> 0:14:07.719 some ice coffee. I'm okay, thanks, I'm happy to eat 0:14:07.720 --> 0:14:09.600 that because there is no way in hell I will 0:14:09.640 --> 0:14:11.840 be indulging on the third item on the list, which 0:14:11.920 --> 0:14:17.280 is Josh Smiley Fritz? Have you not had Melbourne? Let's 0:14:18.600 --> 0:14:22.240 bung Fritz. It's not it's not ham, it's not bacon spam? 0:14:22.800 --> 0:14:25.680 Well is it mixed meat? We're not quite sure, but 0:14:26.040 --> 0:14:26.560 we love it. 0:14:28.160 --> 0:14:30.760 Let me explain it to people who can't see. Imagine 0:14:30.880 --> 0:14:35.480 spam in a circle with Clint Stanaway's face. It looks 0:14:35.520 --> 0:14:36.640 like Clint hold it. 0:14:36.680 --> 0:14:36.960 Up on. 0:14:38.640 --> 0:14:41.720 It looks it looks like one of those face look 0:14:41.800 --> 0:14:52.600 like Nicholas cage in face off taste? Do we need 0:14:52.680 --> 0:14:55.920 to have sauce of this? Smells like dog food? 0:14:57.040 --> 0:14:58.760 Can you stop fingering it like that? You're bring your 0:14:58.760 --> 0:14:59.240 dirty hands. 0:14:59.280 --> 0:15:01.840 Which is it something you normally cook or you just 0:15:01.920 --> 0:15:02.560 have it, just have. 0:15:02.640 --> 0:15:06.120 It as is, which is like meat not meat loaf? 0:15:06.240 --> 0:15:07.600 What was that stuff I used to have as a 0:15:07.640 --> 0:15:09.680 kid stras? Is it like stras? 0:15:10.800 --> 0:15:16.360 What's that like? It sounds like you're chewing on plastic. 0:15:17.720 --> 0:15:19.000 I don't think he's gone for a second. 0:15:20.000 --> 0:15:25.480 I think we've unfairly displayed the tastes of absolutely because 0:15:25.480 --> 0:15:28.320 there's beautiful things from South Australia's good cheeses, there's popping 0:15:28.400 --> 0:15:29.080 Bay oysters. 0:15:29.120 --> 0:15:32.080 Oh my god, he's throwing the smilet face on the. 0:15:32.080 --> 0:15:36.560 Back of your uy behind me. It's just the face 0:15:36.640 --> 0:15:37.080 on the hand. 0:15:38.720 --> 0:15:41.080 We've been gathering around in South Australia. 0:15:41.600 --> 0:15:44.800 I love it. Delightful, hasn't it? Great hospitality? Trips on 0:15:44.920 --> 0:15:49.680 over yet, Hey, we'll point out cracking airport. Great airport airport. 0:15:50.040 --> 0:15:51.760 Yeah, and the stuff at the airport. 0:15:51.800 --> 0:15:53.560 I tried to get on an earlier flight, so I 0:15:53.600 --> 0:15:55.520 was here on Tuesday and I wanted to go home early. 0:15:55.680 --> 0:15:58.680 You know, they're quite they can be quite difficult airport 0:15:58.760 --> 0:16:02.400 stuff going No for the flights, they were straight onto it. 0:16:02.440 --> 0:16:05.240 That was song. Have you ever to do the pack 0:16:05.280 --> 0:16:07.040 of shame? You know when you luggage just a couple 0:16:07.040 --> 0:16:09.680 of over and you got to repack with the suitcase open, 0:16:09.720 --> 0:16:13.000 everyone's line up behind. Embarrassing only on jet Star really 0:16:13.240 --> 0:16:14.960 end up just putting on the outfits on you wearing 0:16:15.080 --> 0:16:15.360 like nine. 0:16:15.840 --> 0:16:17.920 That makes no sense when they weigh your hand luggage 0:16:17.960 --> 0:16:19.440 and they're like too heavy, it's too late. 0:16:19.640 --> 0:16:20.360 So what do you do? 0:16:20.520 --> 0:16:22.880 People start taking stuff out wearing it, But what does 0:16:22.960 --> 0:16:23.880 it still the same? 0:16:24.000 --> 0:16:25.360 It's still going in the same. 0:16:25.240 --> 0:16:30.640 Plane, should be the size not there That loans. 0:16:29.960 --> 0:16:33.600 Clint yesterday because we were late taking all said we 0:16:33.680 --> 0:16:35.640 were leaving Melbourne Airport and the captain comes over. 0:16:36.320 --> 0:16:40.240 The captain came over over the p I was like, 0:16:40.360 --> 0:16:43.040 I know Clint's popular, but that's yeah. 0:16:43.080 --> 0:16:45.080 I was like, shouldn't you be up the front one straightaway? 0:16:45.120 --> 0:16:48.400 Welcome to No. He came over and he's like, ladiesmen, 0:16:48.920 --> 0:16:53.840 quite heavy traffic leaving Melbourne Airport. We've got about one, two, three, fourteen. 0:16:54.000 --> 0:16:56.760 Fourteen planes in front of us waiting to take fourteen, 0:16:56.920 --> 0:16:59.440 all going together around fourteen planes at Melbourne Airport. 0:17:00.400 --> 0:17:04.119 Fourteen plane fourteen and here's the it's a busy day 0:17:04.119 --> 0:17:04.639 at the airport. 0:17:05.000 --> 0:17:05.840 School holidays. 0:17:06.040 --> 0:17:08.080 We get airborne and you know how they do the 0:17:08.119 --> 0:17:09.679 whole like, we're going to try and make up as 0:17:09.760 --> 0:17:10.560 much time as we can. 0:17:10.720 --> 0:17:12.479 Yeah, love it when they do that, God love them. 0:17:12.640 --> 0:17:15.080 They made up a fair but like maybe a half 0:17:15.200 --> 0:17:17.680 hour late. And as we're coming in, Clint's like, well, 0:17:17.880 --> 0:17:19.520 you know, if they can go that quick all the time, 0:17:20.080 --> 0:17:20.960 why aren't they to do it? 0:17:21.040 --> 0:17:23.920 You know it, why don't they your foot down and 0:17:24.080 --> 0:17:25.280 get me there. 0:17:25.160 --> 0:17:27.920 As quick as possible. It's because of the cost of fuel. 0:17:28.040 --> 0:17:31.359 They burn for fuel. So Clint came up with the idea. 0:17:31.520 --> 0:17:32.560 Do you remember what you suggested? 0:17:32.840 --> 0:17:34.600 Oh jeez, it was twenty four hours ago. I'm not 0:17:34.680 --> 0:17:36.119 too sure I got the memory for it. 0:17:36.240 --> 0:17:38.680 But he suggested they pass an fo machine around the 0:17:38.760 --> 0:17:39.439 plane and. 0:17:39.840 --> 0:17:43.200 Collection in church like the collection plate can see coins in. 0:17:43.240 --> 0:17:44.480 If you want to go faster, yeah. 0:17:44.440 --> 0:17:47.600 Captain can put the pedal down. But everyone's got to 0:17:47.600 --> 0:17:50.199 tap and go. Here's my theory. Majority rules. 0:17:50.760 --> 0:17:53.760 Effectively, your press your call button and if we're in 0:17:53.840 --> 0:17:57.040 a majority, basically everyone has to pay chip in the 0:17:57.200 --> 0:17:59.639 extra five bucks ten bucks, and then we tap and 0:17:59.720 --> 0:18:00.399 go and then we. 0:18:01.720 --> 0:18:04.040 No way they charge you so much as it is, 0:18:07.600 --> 0:18:10.239 just don't give me the pathetic little keiche. Save your 0:18:10.280 --> 0:18:12.240 money on the keich for the one our flight and 0:18:12.359 --> 0:18:14.480 add it on the fuel unless get ask exactly. 0:18:14.600 --> 0:18:18.560 But imagine being poor Tina just sitting there going to 0:18:18.600 --> 0:18:20.320 see green kids. You're in no rush and the whole 0:18:20.359 --> 0:18:23.040 plane turning on you because she won't tap and go that. 0:18:25.320 --> 0:18:27.640 I'm not in a rush to get home to my family. Ah, 0:18:28.040 --> 0:18:29.520 you can drive this as slow as you like. 0:18:29.720 --> 0:18:32.040 I reckon. We like we should circle for a bit. 0:18:34.040 --> 0:18:35.879 It depends which end of the plane you're sitting in. 0:18:35.920 --> 0:18:37.600 If you're up the front of your few my laps, 0:18:37.800 --> 0:18:39.040 you could get a few more rosa. 0:18:40.040 --> 0:18:42.520 The one time we have been upgraded, we're coming back 0:18:42.520 --> 0:18:45.000 from Fiji. The one time it's premium economy, just getting 0:18:45.040 --> 0:18:47.280