Speaker 1: Good morning, Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Law, start your morning the right away.
Speaker 3: This is Jason Lauren one Morning, Friday.
Speaker 2: Morning Status Friday morning, guys. The Clint is live from
Speaker 2: the mother Ship. He is live from the Sydney Novus
Speaker 2: Studios this morning.
Speaker 4: Overhead office, How is it up there?
Speaker 3: HQ is sparkling?
Speaker 5: Nice?
Speaker 6: Is it?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 5: It's not to ship hold that office? Melbourne Office is quite.
Speaker 4: Office is much nice. It was raining this morning, was it? O?
Speaker 1: God?
Speaker 4: It was pouring with rain at my house when I
Speaker 4: work up.
Speaker 2: Laurence exhausted this morning. Clint and we were trying to
Speaker 2: work out what it's from, and we think it's premeditated
Speaker 2: exhausted exhaustion. Isn't it like you're exhausted about what's coming up?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm feeling I'm actually feeling a bit like I'm
Speaker 4: running on low batteries. At the moment I drove to work,
Speaker 4: my eyes were like I walked in, I said, I'm
Speaker 4: not crying my eyes.
Speaker 3: Just keep doing what I reckon. It is.
Speaker 4: Well, I think I'm a bit like there's a big
Speaker 4: couple of weeks coming up in Melbourne, so i feel
Speaker 4: like I'm like looking forward going, Oh, I don't have
Speaker 4: enough energy to go to Derby Day. I don't have
Speaker 4: enough energy to go to the Melbourne Cup.
Speaker 3: Did you get a treatment yesterday?
Speaker 4: I had an IV.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the vaginal steam.
Speaker 4: No, I didn't do the vaginal steam yesterday. That was
Speaker 4: a while ago.
Speaker 3: Yeah, make you feel better.
Speaker 4: I had an IV full of vitamins and magnesium can
Speaker 4: make you tired.
Speaker 5: Is this the one where they come ount of your house.
Speaker 4: No, I go to a place and do it.
Speaker 5: My main instant gets him around on a Sunday after
Speaker 5: a big night out.
Speaker 4: Oh, you can do hydration ones. This was more of
Speaker 4: vitamin infusion madamin and I just feel like I'm getting
Speaker 4: a little run down and I'm trying to nip it
Speaker 4: in the bud. Yeah, I am doing nothing this weekend.
Speaker 2: Dating. I was about to say Tomorrow Morning Falkpart ten
Speaker 2: till twelve o'clock. Come on, come on.
Speaker 5: If you are single and you're a dog owner, it's
Speaker 5: going to be a ripping morning.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 4: Now, he did put some details on how to REGISTERRAP
Speaker 4: on our Instagram last night.
Speaker 3: If you want to come, just come along.
Speaker 4: Just come along ten till twelve. If you're single, bring
Speaker 4: a dog. You might meet some cute dogs, but you
Speaker 4: might meet the love of your love. Oh yeah, now,
Speaker 4: And this is because I was saying I took you know,
Speaker 4: I took my dog to the dog park and I
Speaker 4: started chatting to all of these people, and I was like,
Speaker 4: this is way easier than talking to someone in a
Speaker 4: bar or in a pub. Clint took his dog to
Speaker 4: the park. Someone asked for his phone number. It's like
Speaker 4: it's a harve of activity for I.
Speaker 2: Took one of the kids down on the dog part.
Speaker 2: Lady was like wiresing on a lead. But it it's
Speaker 2: start a conversation.
Speaker 4: Well, that'll do it, and you've got to start.
Speaker 2: Somewhere exactly right, exactly.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So doggy dating is happening in Melbourne tomorrow at fork
Speaker 4: Ne Park. It's great morning.
Speaker 2: Because it's at the start of the weekend. I wonder
Speaker 2: if anyone will hit it off and be like, what
Speaker 2: are you doing tonight? Yeah? Why not?
Speaker 5: Would that be too keen?
Speaker 4: Let's get the dogs together and do it dog When.
Speaker 5: I when iry, what was that on?
Speaker 4: I said, let's get the dogs together and we'll do
Speaker 4: it dogg is style. Maybe that's what all happened at
Speaker 4: doggie dating. Someone might maybe don't stay open with that
Speaker 4: it's not a good not a good first question. If
Speaker 4: you like each other, knock yourselves out.
Speaker 3: Well, when I went doggy dating, I got a star
Speaker 3: on a group date. That's right, group dog star.
Speaker 5: So that we're going to meet some people.
Speaker 3: I didn't set.
Speaker 4: They had a celebrity coming.
Speaker 5: We're going to meet.
Speaker 3: The numbers are a bit uneven.
Speaker 4: What too many women or too many men? What was.
Speaker 2: I was a sausage fest.
Speaker 3: Sausage dog fest. That's hey.
Speaker 2: Joel Crazy is in the house with girlfriend after seven
Speaker 2: this morning. He is bringing his dog called girlfriend in
Speaker 2: apparently apparently she's a bit oh a, yeah, she bites.
Speaker 4: It's quite feisty. So they're a match made in doggy heaven.
Speaker 2: Indeed, he according to the RSPC this morning, well, for
Speaker 2: bloody bites me, I'm going to bite it back. Sorry,
Speaker 2: that's the rules.
Speaker 4: I let my little sausage dog sleep on the bed
Speaker 4: last night. That doesn't happen in our house normally. But
Speaker 4: it was it was cold, and I was like.
Speaker 3: Got a big sausage next to you? What I do?
Speaker 5: It was cold last night.
Speaker 4: It was cold, it was freezy. It was like ten
Speaker 4: degrees this morning when I woke up.
Speaker 5: Well, tomorrow is looking and ask for doggie dating.
Speaker 4: You come along, Come on, come on, if you are
Speaker 4: single and you have a dog, we'll see there.
Speaker 2: Quent I saw some photos online from the Channel nine
Speaker 2: upfronts last night.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, this is where we launched the twenty twenty
Speaker 3: five Channel nine year.
Speaker 2: That is got our mate John Aiken, one of the
Speaker 2: experts from meryton.
Speaker 3: Map's coming backs.
Speaker 2: Come on, they get rid of the news before they
Speaker 2: get rid of Meriica.
Speaker 3: That's the moneymaker. We should get John Aiken to read
Speaker 3: the news and.
Speaker 4: What other news shows are coming up on Channel nine.
Speaker 3: In the theme of love, we have the Golden Bachelor.
Speaker 4: Have they asked you to go on that yet?
Speaker 3: I did ask? I asked the new host of that
Speaker 3: yesterday if I qualify, and she said, you're not golden enough,
Speaker 3: not quite yet, not old enough.
Speaker 5: Samantha Amaty is the host of The Golden Bachelor.
Speaker 4: How old do you have to be to be on
Speaker 4: the goldies and sixties? And so it'll be one Golden
Speaker 4: Bachelor and then a whole bunch of Golden Bachelor women bachelorettes.
Speaker 3: Will you accept this Golden.
Speaker 4: Rose or is it a whole house of Randy old people.
Speaker 3: Oh it doesn't it doesn't matter. Yeah, well, like, is.
Speaker 4: There one league character? Is what I mean?
Speaker 3: Yes? Yeah, just one that you know how Channel ten
Speaker 3: sort of sampled a few a few bachelors.
Speaker 4: Just one.
Speaker 5: It's just one, Margaret, Will you accept this defeb machine?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 5: I will.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine if it's someone like that very handsome
Speaker 3: Mark Boris?
Speaker 4: Silver fuck?
Speaker 2: Someone like that? Is Mark Boris that attractive? Or is
Speaker 2: it Mark Boris's bank account to the yellow brick road?
Speaker 4: Mark Boris is handsome no matter what? Why you look
Speaker 4: at it?
Speaker 2: Well, okay, do you want to come dogboy.
Speaker 3: Dogging style?
Speaker 4: Was that too excited?
Speaker 2: That was a little bit heavy? How we're kicking things
Speaker 2: up with the verb? Remember that movie Cruel Intentions, Michelle Goer.
Speaker 4: Yes, Ryan Philippa, Oh my god, Ryan Philippa.
Speaker 3: He's a heart troll.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Melbourne, walking you Friday wheels are off? Today
Speaker 2: is going to be a fun one. You are listening
Speaker 2: to Noble one hundred. Good morning Melbourn. That is a verb.
Speaker 2: What a banger to start your Friday from the movie
Speaker 2: Cruel Intentions. Now, that is one I have not seen
Speaker 2: in years.
Speaker 4: No me either.
Speaker 2: Good movie, great movie, great movie freaked me out a
Speaker 2: little bit.
Speaker 5: So three other sisters, So that ain't happening in my place.
Speaker 4: Hey, Clinty sent me a photo last night. I think
Speaker 4: it's going to rattle you. Jace.
Speaker 5: I hang on some no texts.
Speaker 4: He sent me a photo. So Clinton Sydney morning, Clint,
Speaker 4: how was it in Sydney this morning?
Speaker 5: Stayed at the w last year.
Speaker 3: It's very sexy hotel.
Speaker 5: You stand out a red room.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's got like a mini walking wardrobe, cloak
Speaker 3: room and it's just red velvet restraint. It's very very sexy,
Speaker 3: a bit hectic.
Speaker 5: Actually, were you in there alone?
Speaker 3: I was the things you can do in that red
Speaker 3: room alone?
Speaker 4: Well, you weren't alone earlier because he's inner. Jas and
Speaker 4: Clint Clinton. I. You know, when we don't see each other,
Speaker 4: we update each other on every second of our day,
Speaker 4: don't we We do.
Speaker 5: We're the opposite Lawrence. I don't want to see or
Speaker 5: hear from you until tomorrow morning.
Speaker 3: We have a communal diary. We share our diary and
Speaker 3: we know what we know.
Speaker 4: We're in synk. Can't we see this?
Speaker 3: We are? We are?
Speaker 4: And Clint said, I'm going out for dinner tonight and
Speaker 4: the theme is a funeral. He's the photo.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, I said to him.
Speaker 4: Are you going to a theater restaurant for dinner? You
Speaker 4: go to Dracula's for dinner?
Speaker 3: Theme? The theme was funeral.
Speaker 4: But why was there a theme? Was it a dinner party?
Speaker 3: It was a dinner party, a private dinner party. We
Speaker 3: were summoned or summoned as in my Channel nine colleagues
Speaker 3: from the Weekend Today show to a dark dinner in
Speaker 3: the Rocks. Now the Rocks in Sydney apparently haunted. It's
Speaker 3: haunted because there.
Speaker 5: Was terrifying about the Rocks in Sydney as the market.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're horrible, so Clinton the photo Clint sent me.
Speaker 4: It's like it's like dark, it's got candles, it's got
Speaker 4: red lights.
Speaker 3: This is what I This is the invitation. Thirteen dark
Speaker 3: Lords will preside over a secret society of eighty six souls,
Speaker 3: gathering for a haunting feast, whispered with tales of the unknown,
Speaker 3: indulge in decadent delicacies from the underworld, and immersey yourself
Speaker 3: in a macab evening of three unforgettable acts.
Speaker 5: I would pick a drive through over that any day
Speaker 5: of the week.
Speaker 4: And then he sent me a video of some guide
Speaker 4: dressed as a skull talking to you serving your meals.
Speaker 3: Was it?
Speaker 4: It was like a theater restaurant.
Speaker 3: You'll do a step into a realm where shadows stir
Speaker 3: and spirits wander. But only the chosen few will discover
Speaker 3: the eerie secrets of Austraya's first four day Halloween Festival.
Speaker 2: Halloween is a week go out.
Speaker 3: It was actually pretty funny. The food was stunning. Was
Speaker 3: it like.
Speaker 4: Eyeball soup and stufficle.
Speaker 3: Roasted pumpkin served in a pumpkin. It was just.
Speaker 4: I can't do novelty food.
Speaker 5: When I was young and was staying on there juicu jesu.
Speaker 5: I really wanted to go to Dracula's theaterrestaurant.
Speaker 3: To write a passage up there isn't.
Speaker 5: I know, but it's you know, it's not cheap and
Speaker 5: I remember, just no, it wouldn't be cheap.
Speaker 4: Was it cost one to go to?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but this is like, you know, I'm ten, I
Speaker 2: got three on the systems, but you have to pay
Speaker 2: for yourself. No, I'm just saying mom and dad were
Speaker 2: doing two jobs, were at the caravan Parker.
Speaker 3: I can't be going to Draculas.
Speaker 2: You know it's expense would say once a year to
Speaker 2: go to Cisler anyway, And I remember just like begging
Speaker 2: mom and dad. But then me being you know me,
Speaker 2: I'm quite fussy about food. So I went down to
Speaker 2: the pay phone and I rang Draculas to see what
Speaker 2: was on the recipe on a menu, and they were like,
Speaker 2: exactly what you said. Yeah, do you get in the
Speaker 2: human brains with a side of fingers.
Speaker 4: Fish fingers and mashed potato?
Speaker 5: I don't know, but I hung up and I believed
Speaker 5: it and said I don't want to go.
Speaker 4: Can we get a mean ever? Because you didn't want
Speaker 4: the human brains with things?
Speaker 2: Dinner probably last few years probably.
Speaker 4: Would have been desous. It would have been mashed potato
Speaker 4: and fish fingers.
Speaker 2: Oh you know, I love.
Speaker 4: You missed out, You really missed out. His Dracula is
Speaker 4: still open Melbourne, still open, I believe so near the
Speaker 4: vic Market.
Speaker 3: I think it is check place. There used to be
Speaker 3: a there used to be a witches in Bridges Is
Speaker 3: that what I'm thinking? One of them burnt down and
Speaker 3: they said we want to rebuild, and did they?
Speaker 2: We did not believe Dracula's on the gold coast. You
Speaker 2: have to go on a ghost train into the restaurant up. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: you have to go on a ghost.
Speaker 4: R I p. Draculas in Melbourne is closed? What about
Speaker 4: witches and bridges?
Speaker 2: Checking which is in bridges?
Speaker 3: Whiches andries and bridges If it's not. If there's not
Speaker 3: one open, we must open one. Whitcheses closed to check
Speaker 3: that place?
Speaker 5: Brady, you know what I do want to go.
Speaker 4: To their bits like our producers this morning.
Speaker 3: What's happened there?
Speaker 2: You know what? I'd like to take Laurenti cent What
Speaker 2: is the Titanic Theater restaurant still a thing here?
Speaker 4: I don't think I think that was just the museum.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, there's a full blown Titanic theater restaurant.
Speaker 4: Theater restaurant is the Titanic fit they're still trying to.
Speaker 2: Work up on the table with the button playing at
Speaker 2: the button which.
Speaker 4: Is and bridges is open? And til one am? What
Speaker 4: about the Titanic Theater restaurant?
Speaker 5: I checked the Titanic Theater restaurant please.
Speaker 4: Because I would go to that.
Speaker 2: Hit the button.
Speaker 3: Titanic is still open?
Speaker 2: Now now we can go.
Speaker 4: We must go. Where is Williamstown has anyone ever been.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've got to make there that. Yeah, they see
Speaker 5: my heart will.
Speaker 3: Go on and stop it.
Speaker 2: I'm serious.
Speaker 3: Selene's there.
Speaker 2: She had a night off to go and do the
Speaker 2: opening ceremony. When she's back in Williamstown ready to sing.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, serious sleep and the Old Bird. You
Speaker 4: guys are pulling my na.
Speaker 3: From the movie.
Speaker 5: She's there, right, yep, the old Bird. Debbie.
Speaker 2: Hey, it's just.
Speaker 3: He critically acclaimed Debbie.
Speaker 2: Coming up next, guys, Everyone's Biggest Fear is about to
Speaker 2: be released into the studio.
Speaker 6: Introducing the Kerry Pineapples Singer, the fiery love child of
Speaker 6: Nandoes and Dangers Singers. Available for a limited time only.
Speaker 4: Jason Lawrence Safe word require.
Speaker 2: That nervous little laugh is Kathy join us in the
Speaker 2: studio today, Good morning boy, are celebrating the new Perry
Speaker 2: Pineapples Sanger, the fiery love child of Nando's and Bang
Speaker 2: and Sangers. It's available for a limited time only. Kathy
Speaker 2: is a young mum of three. The whole family's here today. Yes,
Speaker 2: how many kids say? Three?
Speaker 3: How old are four?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry?
Speaker 7: Five?
Speaker 2: Three?
Speaker 1: And what next week?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 4: Whatever challenge we have for her is nothing seriously, and
Speaker 4: if you can win the cash this morning for doing
Speaker 4: our uncomfortable challenge, yeap sharing any of the kids or
Speaker 4: that's going straight to Kathy, still debating because we've just
Speaker 4: started our own little family business. What are you going
Speaker 4: to shout out? What are you doing? JK party hires?
Speaker 3: What are you hiring?
Speaker 8: We're hiring out jumping castles, tables for kids at adults?
Speaker 2: Do you do poker tables? Just seting for my child's
Speaker 2: night's birthday.
Speaker 4: You can't have a poker party for a nine year old.
Speaker 4: I'll wait till all right, Kathy, let's try and win
Speaker 4: you some cash. So we've got an uncomfortable challenge. If
Speaker 4: you want out within the thirty seconds, if you can't
Speaker 4: handle it, you have to yell the safe word, Perry Pineapple.
Speaker 2: No one this week has yelled the safe work. Okay,
Speaker 2: but I can tell you now if I was facing
Speaker 2: your challenge.
Speaker 4: Today, I wouldn't get to the thirty second.
Speaker 2: Perry Pineapple would be out of my mouth already. Okay,
Speaker 2: what do you like with reptops?
Speaker 4: I've never had a reptile.
Speaker 5: I'd like to bring in Josh, Josh from.
Speaker 4: Reptile encounters Melbourne. We'll look at his t shirt. What
Speaker 4: does that say? He's jumper. I like turtles.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll give you if you bought a turtle.
Speaker 4: No turtle.
Speaker 2: Now, your three kids are watching outside the studio. Kathy,
Speaker 2: your thirty second challenge this morning is just to hold
Speaker 2: what Josh has.
Speaker 5: In the box.
Speaker 4: What's your friend's name?
Speaker 3: Josh Albedo Albito albito about.
Speaker 9: Seven so big, albino olive python.
Speaker 3: Would this be?
Speaker 2: You're right there, Kathy.
Speaker 4: Just a reminder, chatty Kathy has gone not so chatty.
Speaker 2: Safe is Perry pineapple?
Speaker 1: As long as it doesn't bite.
Speaker 9: She looks like a pineapple.
Speaker 3: Or Albito albedo They can buy.
Speaker 2: Can't they?
Speaker 9: Absolutely? Yeah, they've got about one hundred teeth.
Speaker 2: We're getting it out. This is like a white python,
Speaker 2: so very similar to like the one Britney hat in
Speaker 2: the Now.
Speaker 3: That's a hardy stand.
Speaker 4: I think standing up might be a better bet.
Speaker 2: I watch a lot of nat Geo, and I've seen
Speaker 2: when they start curling up, looks like that's when they're
Speaker 2: about to stalk stops.
Speaker 4: Okay, how are you feeling?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, as soon as the snake goes on, you
Speaker 2: will start the clock.
Speaker 4: You're ready to go, and you yell Perry pineapple. When
Speaker 4: you have had enough.
Speaker 5: Thirty seconds, is ready to start? Snake going on? Start
Speaker 5: the clock? The snake is on?
Speaker 4: Is it heavy?
Speaker 2: She doesn't want to talk. Okay, at the moment, the
Speaker 2: head of the snake is behind your head.
Speaker 4: The other it's like curled up on her. Now it's
Speaker 4: fully wrapped around you, because what they.
Speaker 5: Do with the python is they can strict the prey
Speaker 5: and then they begin to eat you.
Speaker 4: Stop it. I'm letting her know fully wrapping itself around
Speaker 4: you here.
Speaker 2: That's okay, you're acting very cool.
Speaker 4: My goodness.
Speaker 2: The kids outside are freaking out, thinking mummy is about.
Speaker 5: To be eaten.
Speaker 1: They keep crying.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I can't turn.
Speaker 1: I don't want to turn to do news his kids.
Speaker 2: You'll have the money.
Speaker 3: She's done.
Speaker 2: It is that time, thirty.
Speaker 4: Seconds in your head?
Speaker 2: Hard No for me?
Speaker 4: You have a thousand dollars congratulations. Oh no, okay.
Speaker 1: I was getting into my house.
Speaker 2: I feel it.
Speaker 1: I was, Oh, look at it.
Speaker 4: I mean, that is a beautifully strange looking snake.
Speaker 10: I think, well, it's an albino olive part and so
Speaker 10: it lacks pigments. So that's why it's the fineapple yellow color.
Speaker 4: I'd love to stay and talk to you about this bit.
Speaker 4: That snake's gotta get out of here.
Speaker 9: I was just thinking.
Speaker 2: I thought, if that snake lunge is a Josh right now,
Speaker 2: there is not a bone in my body that would
Speaker 2: go to help. I would literally step over him and
Speaker 2: leave the studio.
Speaker 4: Should know how to handle it and people can meet
Speaker 4: Alberta Albedo.
Speaker 9: Alberta is actually the cooling effect of the glaciers.
Speaker 4: Oh there you go from Reptile Encounters Melbourne. Do you
Speaker 4: do parties absolutely?
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 10: So we're big in education, so we're in all the
Speaker 10: schools around Melbourne and we do lots of events on
Speaker 10: the weekend.
Speaker 5: You'd go off at a Hen's night.
Speaker 2: Well, it's not a.
Speaker 9: Market that we've targeted.
Speaker 4: It is like the Britney.
Speaker 2: It really is reptiling counters.
Speaker 3: Josh.
Speaker 2: Good to see you again, mate, Thanks mate, and Kathy
Speaker 2: well done thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: Thanks.
Speaker 2: Can I just remind everyone today if you are coming
Speaker 2: to doggy dating tomorrow, hit the old dog wash.
Speaker 4: Yeah you want your dog looking speaking to me?
Speaker 5: Yep, Maybe bring some Schmackers in your pocket.
Speaker 4: Too, but also it look it is a singles event,
Speaker 4: so make sure you hit the dog wash for yourself.
Speaker 4: Turn up sprinted smelling delicious.
Speaker 5: What's what's?
Speaker 4: Although it is also hot like a hot man running
Speaker 4: a dog when they're a bit sweaty. Could just run
Speaker 4: into the park with your dog, your little short shorts
Speaker 4: muscles out.
Speaker 5: You're on heat.
Speaker 2: Today she was talking about Mark Boris earlier's his bank account?
Speaker 2: Have you seen Mark bors and now it's like running
Speaker 2: through the park and short How.
Speaker 3: How'd you go with Mark Boris in short shorts walking
Speaker 3: a dog?
Speaker 5: Far walk me any day?
Speaker 4: Mark Berris, No, we're talking about him because he could
Speaker 4: be the Golden Bachelor.
Speaker 3: Do you want to run jingle Mark Boris today?
Speaker 5: Is he happy?
Speaker 4: Probably?
Speaker 3: Yeah? He's got all that money single and money, single
Speaker 3: and rich.
Speaker 5: Guys. I started to fill out my will last night.
Speaker 4: Now we would know it's not funny.
Speaker 3: I'm not the kids.
Speaker 4: I was talking about three kids because you said to me,
Speaker 4: can you do it online or do you need to
Speaker 4: say sir? And I said, I think you can do
Speaker 4: it online, but I would just get it looked at
Speaker 4: because you could be accidentally signing over all of your
Speaker 4: positions to some dodgy website. Ah right, you've got to
Speaker 4: slicen to get them to.
Speaker 3: Look at it.
Speaker 5: I just clicked on the T and Sea box.
Speaker 4: You know what, though, getting a will, I found it
Speaker 4: really confronting. I don't know, and every time my mum
Speaker 4: goes on holiday, she goes, Now, I need you to
Speaker 4: come over and I need to show you where the
Speaker 4: will is kept. And I'm like, oh god, no, I'm
Speaker 4: not good with will.
Speaker 5: Chat am I.
Speaker 2: Do you want?
Speaker 4: And I get one? Eat?
Speaker 5: You want the boat?
Speaker 4: I want the Burley.
Speaker 5: House, okay, but the Burley House comes with three kids.
Speaker 4: I'll take one.
Speaker 3: Oh you take the Burley House, babe, I'm taking the
Speaker 3: I'm taking the Bayside mansion. Hey, it's suburban house and
Speaker 3: I'll resell that for four houses.
Speaker 4: Who's getting the boat? You know? I just sell the
Speaker 4: boat and the kids together. They can go to someone else.
Speaker 4: They can go to your sisters. They love the kids.
Speaker 2: You are coming along doggie dating, I believe. Oh go morning,
Speaker 2: good morning.
Speaker 4: Guys.
Speaker 5: Oh thank you. What what sort of puppy you got?
Speaker 11: I've got a little or you've not so little of
Speaker 11: my bridoor?
Speaker 4: Oh Now I judge labrador owners because I always think
Speaker 4: people who own labradors are nice people here, Like if
Speaker 4: I saw a single guy with a labrador, Caitlyn, have
Speaker 4: you had much luck dating in the past, Like have
Speaker 4: you tried the apps?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Not much luck this ship, aren't they? Everyone's given up?
Speaker 3: Are you?
Speaker 5: Are you picky? Caitlyn?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 5: What's the issue? What's holding you back from finding love?
Speaker 1: I guess I am, But I don't think there's anything
Speaker 1: wrong with that.
Speaker 5: What are you looking for? Mark Boris in short shorts?
Speaker 3: Or like?
Speaker 5: What sort of bloke?
Speaker 1: I think? I think an apple bar owner would be great.
Speaker 4: See labor they're nice. A man with a well a
Speaker 4: well kepped lab is a nice see.
Speaker 5: I don't see Caitlyn hooking up with a staff the owner.
Speaker 5: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I can't I suppose I can't shut it down. But
Speaker 4: a labrador owner is probably the best fit.
Speaker 2: The attitude. We'll see you tomorrow morning.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited.
Speaker 4: See then in the park.
Speaker 2: Folk the park between ten and twelve. Come one, come on,
Speaker 2: if you're single and you're a dog, going to give
Speaker 2: us a call? Hey, Joel Creasy in after seven this
Speaker 2: morning bringing his girlfriend.
Speaker 4: He is who knew Joel Creasy had a girlfriend?
Speaker 3: I know I knew?
Speaker 4: Did you know?
Speaker 5: I did?
Speaker 4: Did you know, Clint?
Speaker 2: Yeah? He did.
Speaker 4: It's not a good secret. She's a she faced day. Hey, Clinton,
Speaker 4: you spend a lot of time with the tennis players
Speaker 4: over the Australian. Nick Kurios, what's your take on him?
Speaker 3: I've always liked Nick. I like him too.
Speaker 4: I've always got on well with him.
Speaker 5: One that's quite sad when his career at Ninja Warrior
Speaker 5: didn't take off.
Speaker 3: He's doing He's doing Sidelines.
Speaker 5: Sideline commentary and Ninja Warrior.
Speaker 3: Nick Curios for one season. Yeah yeah, I never saw.
Speaker 4: That didn't make me come back and gladiated.
Speaker 5: I think that's why the show's not anymore.
Speaker 3: I like Nick because he doesn't really care, like he
Speaker 3: couldn't care less what.
Speaker 2: We think, what you know, But he's public thinks a
Speaker 2: douchebag about it like.
Speaker 3: Tomic No no, now he is.
Speaker 4: I can't get my head around him, but I like
Speaker 4: Nick Kurrios anyway. He must be doing very well for
Speaker 4: himself because did you know he drives a four hundred
Speaker 4: thousand dollars Lamborghini suv. Did you know that?
Speaker 3: Sorry, Lamborghini's have SUVs. Oh yes, I have seen the
Speaker 3: Lambo before, will drive like a people moving here.
Speaker 4: And he's gone and pimped it.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sorry if I'm dropping four hundred thousand car,
Speaker 2: I don't want to No, I don't want to have
Speaker 2: to do.
Speaker 5: Anything to it.
Speaker 4: No, he's gone and got some new exhaust system which
Speaker 4: this means absolutely nothing to me, but it might mean
Speaker 4: something to you, which made an incredible five hundred and
Speaker 4: eighty eight Killer Watson went from zero to one hundred
Speaker 4: and three point four seconds. That was before being customized.
Speaker 3: Jesus, Well, I excuse me.
Speaker 4: Apparently his car collection is worth over a million dollars.
Speaker 3: Apparently, Well, you only.
Speaker 5: Needs three of them, and he's clock it.
Speaker 3: I've always said I don't like nick carriers.
Speaker 4: A million dollars in cars. I got to win a
Speaker 4: lot of tennis matches.
Speaker 5: Well, I think you've actually come. Got to win one tournament?
Speaker 4: Has he won a big tournament?
Speaker 3: Won a couple.
Speaker 5: A service, Clint, And is it your Lamborghini?
Speaker 2: No, it was not my Lamborghini, And the lovely people
Speaker 2: gave me like this souped up, really nice sports car.
Speaker 5: Oh, for twenty four hours.
Speaker 3: Welcome to the club.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, wait till you he what he with
Speaker 4: his rental sports car.
Speaker 2: They gave me an Audi S three right, apparently goes
Speaker 2: just under one hundred thousand bucks.
Speaker 5: These things are worth right.
Speaker 4: And it goes zero to one hundred in how long?
Speaker 3: Like four seconds? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Don't let the sun roof down. Put the sunroof down.
Speaker 4: Convertible. No, but you know what I imagine you mean
Speaker 4: a convertible.
Speaker 2: I let the team take it for a spin, including gen.
Speaker 4: Z threw them the keys and said, go, why would
Speaker 4: you do that?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I just sat in the back screaming excess.
Speaker 2: I've got to pay the access.
Speaker 4: There's no way I'd let gen Z even drive me
Speaker 4: in a golf cart. Are you giving her the case.
Speaker 3: Of that for?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Did she scrape it?
Speaker 4: No? But hubs, No, not the hubs.
Speaker 5: The Jesus handle on the roof almost came off in
Speaker 5: the back. I was holding on that quick.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you the hubs.
Speaker 4: The hubs. You don't call them hubs do the hub caps?
Speaker 4: There is the hub caps and the rims. The same thing.
Speaker 5: Year when my wife ever drives my car. Whenever she's
Speaker 5: pulling into the gutter.
Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, my truck is not good. Hubs are
Speaker 4: not good Online I've parked.
Speaker 3: The good thing is you can replace them.
Speaker 4: Yeah you can.
Speaker 3: So you know what, Bye bye hubs.
Speaker 4: Don't cry over scratched hubsky.
Speaker 2: What happened when someone borrowed your car? Thirteen twenty four ten,
Speaker 2: thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 5: Did you loan someone in your car? What happened to it?
Speaker 4: Ah?
Speaker 2: They scraped the rims?
Speaker 4: Did they do? One of my friends? Oh, but it
Speaker 4: was her car, so it doesn't work for.
Speaker 2: This Luren on the line from South of the morning.
Speaker 4: Okay, my friend parked her car. She was on a date,
Speaker 4: and she parked it at the top of a hill
Speaker 4: and it rolled back all the way down the hill.
Speaker 4: When she came out, it was like smashed at the
Speaker 4: bottom of the hill. No one knew the car belonged
Speaker 4: to on a first date.
Speaker 3: But it was her car.
Speaker 4: So it doesn't work for this phone. So I don't
Speaker 4: win the prize. No, you do not handbreak didn't put
Speaker 4: the handbrake on?
Speaker 2: Fifty Holy Moley vound up for grabs thirteen twenty four.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, what happened when you borrowed someone's car.
Speaker 4: Something happened to us on the weekend we went to
Speaker 4: the wedding. It's your car, well, because yeah, no doubt,
Speaker 4: it's our carpet. Someone's borrowed it.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, bugga. Maybe we got Lauren from South.
Speaker 4: So because Paul's from Brisbane and his office is in Brisbane,
Speaker 4: he has a current Brisbane. One of our friend's cars
Speaker 4: has broken down or something, so he's borrowed Paul's car
Speaker 4: for a couple of weeks. Well he gets his fixed
Speaker 4: because we're not there.
Speaker 2: What is it the Prato?
Speaker 4: It's the Prato And they were driving the car picked
Speaker 4: us up from the airport. We got to the house
Speaker 4: in Byron because they drove down from the Gold Coast
Speaker 4: and we got to the house and they packed all
Speaker 4: his food in the back and that made a curry.
Speaker 4: And the curry has built all through the boot, all
Speaker 4: through all over all of our life, all of our luggage.
Speaker 4: Like I got back to Melbourne and and I've still
Speaker 4: got curry all through the side of my luggage. But
Speaker 4: the whole car now stinks. They've had it clean twice
Speaker 4: and they're like it still smells like curry, and we.
Speaker 5: Don't know does it smell like curry?
Speaker 4: It still smells like curry.
Speaker 5: I'm making offer on the car.
Speaker 4: It's very truck. They feel so bad. I'm like, do
Speaker 4: worry about it. It's just a bit of curry.
Speaker 2: Thirty thirteen twenty four ten is out number? What happened
Speaker 2: when someone borrowed your car? Or did you borrow someone
Speaker 2: else's tea?
Speaker 4: Good morning? Your sister used your car? What happened?
Speaker 7: Hello?
Speaker 4: And it was that four years ago and the night
Speaker 4: drive and she drove straight into milkbar. She drove straight
Speaker 4: like through the front of the shop in the glass.
Speaker 11: Yet all the grocery stalls and everything was everyone okay,
Speaker 11: everyone was fine.
Speaker 2: Luckily, what do you do?
Speaker 5: You grab you munchies and just reverse out, don't ye.
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four ten. In what happened when someone borrowed
Speaker 4: your car?
Speaker 2: I thought that only happens to help people when they
Speaker 2: get the accelerator, and then the break mixed up.
Speaker 3: Apparently apparently here we go, Alice.
Speaker 5: DJ oh God, they're dropping in the phone room. Look
Speaker 5: at them go off?
Speaker 2: Wow thirteen twenty fourteen. This will get you going for
Speaker 2: a Friday. What happened when someone borrowed your car? More
Speaker 2: calls after this so never one hundred Aaron in Gippsland
Speaker 2: has called through thirteen twenty fourten. What happened when someone
Speaker 2: borrowed your car?
Speaker 7: I had a palm come and stay two years ago
Speaker 7: for the summer for cricket, and he borrowed my car
Speaker 7: for New Years for four days. And he borrowed it
Speaker 7: four weeks early. But he didn't know what the check
Speaker 7: engine light and the oil lights were on it, so
Speaker 7: he kept driving and he run a drive oil so
Speaker 7: six and a half thousand dollars for any who paid for.
Speaker 1: It him or you?
Speaker 4: I did, Oh n you do that to someone's car?
Speaker 4: You're are Aralia, Good morning, Hi there? What happened? Was
Speaker 4: it you or someone else?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 11: I lent my car to my darling brother and he
Speaker 11: crashed it. Awes, it was wonderful. And then a few
Speaker 11: like a few years later I lent him my new
Speaker 11: car and he wanted to He was building a shelf
Speaker 11: and he needed to get some really long planks of
Speaker 11: wood and he said, he said, oh, can I borrow
Speaker 11: you be? Because I had by then a you know,
Speaker 11: a full warl drive And he said, oh, can I
Speaker 11: borrow your full war drive because the planks of wood will.
Speaker 4: Fit in it.
Speaker 11: I can stave on the delivery fee. But I said, sure,
Speaker 11: of course, no problem. Called me, he said, oh, I
Speaker 11: put them in. I was at a you know someone,
Speaker 11: I stopped at a red light and tapped the plank
Speaker 11: of wood, tapped the front. It was like right along
Speaker 11: through the front, the front tapped the front, wheels, windshield scattered.
Speaker 4: Who paid for it? Him or you? Oh?
Speaker 3: Him?
Speaker 12: Him?
Speaker 5: You know what that's on you? You lent him the
Speaker 5: car for the second time.
Speaker 4: That's what families do.
Speaker 11: You have a point? But yes, thank you, Lauren, that's
Speaker 11: what Sara person.
Speaker 4: Not anymore, though not anymore. He's lost his last chance.
Speaker 4: Remember when I borrowed my friend's car because my car
Speaker 4: was getting serviced, and she didn't tell me until I
Speaker 4: picked it up that it had a what are those
Speaker 4: things called where you have to blow into it?
Speaker 5: Oh, she'd been done for drink driving.
Speaker 4: Yes, right, She didn't tell me, and I was like, well,
Speaker 4: what do I do. She's like, oh, it's fine, you
Speaker 4: just have to blow in it before you drive it.
Speaker 4: And I was like okay. And I was shooting postcards
Speaker 4: that day and I was at a brewery. So I
Speaker 4: get there and then I'm out the front of a
Speaker 4: brewery and I forget and I'm like stocking the back
Speaker 4: of the car with all these slabs of beer at
Speaker 4: ten thirty in the morning because they'd gifted I was
Speaker 4: always bigger. And they're like, okay, bye, and they're all standing.
Speaker 3: At the front of the brewer to seg waving good bar.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And I'm blowing into the rethalyzer thing to start the
Speaker 4: car with the boot of my car stacked with this.
Speaker 4: I was just like, oh my, I hope no one
Speaker 4: gets a photo of me.
Speaker 2: Now there's Debbie having some scones going. Look at that
Speaker 2: TV people, they're all.
Speaker 4: On it at ten thirty in the morning.
Speaker 5: Apparently those things just it's not even apparently not even
Speaker 5: just to start the car, just come on.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're driving on the freeway, start beeping and you
Speaker 4: just have to exit. You got to give it a
Speaker 4: minute or something to give it a home. And there's
Speaker 4: a camera. It takes a photo of you doing it,
Speaker 4: really yeah, to make sure you're not passing it to
Speaker 4: someone else or a passenger or getting someone else to
Speaker 4: do it. Takes a photo of you by anyway, if
Speaker 4: you did see me doing that, it wasn't my car.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, that definitely was one for a friend.
Speaker 4: That your serves.
Speaker 6: Jenny on the right floor with pet Buns, puppy and
Speaker 6: kitten clob petgun dot com Tone you, Jason Lawrence, Doggy dating.
Speaker 2: Oh Tomorrow morning, Folk in the park between ten and
Speaker 2: twelve o'clock.
Speaker 4: Falk in the park, stop saying folk in the two
Speaker 4: Glotz go back to land.
Speaker 2: Will be in both those parks tomorrow between ten and twelve.
Speaker 2: Come one, come all you know who will be there.
Speaker 5: Take a listen.
Speaker 3: And they called it bel.
Speaker 2: I've got a daughter now.
Speaker 13: Her name's girlfriend, my char puppy.
Speaker 8: Can you say her full name because it's the greatest
Speaker 8: name I've ever heard in the history of the world.
Speaker 13: Well, Jack, my boyfriend his surname Stratton Smith and I'm Creasy.
Speaker 13: So she's first name girlfriend, middle name boyfriend Crasy Stratton Smith,
Speaker 13: girl from boy friend Craeesytres.
Speaker 4: It's the first name girlfriend, boyfriend.
Speaker 13: It's so we can say like, hey, girlfriend, or get
Speaker 13: over here, girlfriend or yourself girlfriends.
Speaker 2: Sammy fresh from Ricky Lee Tim and Joel Joel crazy.
Speaker 13: I feel like I just left the building. I didn't
Speaker 13: realize there were two sevens in the same twenty four hours.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he could have just slept here and popped on
Speaker 4: up this morning.
Speaker 13: I should have Benley and the bell had had a
Speaker 13: had set up the other day. So I don't know
Speaker 13: what's going on with them, but I've.
Speaker 4: Been kicked out of home. You could borrow that when
Speaker 4: you really could.
Speaker 5: Yeah, around my office.
Speaker 4: Okay, you won't be coming to our doggy dating singles
Speaker 4: event though, because you are newly in girl. Hello, look
Speaker 4: at that bullying.
Speaker 13: And your handsome my fiancees here to wrangle girlfriend are beautiful?
Speaker 3: How old is she?
Speaker 2: One and a half?
Speaker 3: She's too in shember too in December. Thank you.
Speaker 2: Jack just looked like, yeah, that'll yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: At least you didn't say, oh, she's twenty one month
Speaker 4: if you had rolled out the twenty one months.
Speaker 2: She is the light of my life. She is so gorgeous.
Speaker 3: She's a chow chow.
Speaker 4: Now, chow chows are a bit sassy.
Speaker 13: They're sassy, they're sassy and aloof so that they're the
Speaker 13: biggest dog you can have in like a smaller house.
Speaker 3: We have like a like a like a townhouse and.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she.
Speaker 13: Other dogs, but she she's not huge on humans. Okay,
Speaker 13: So I told a story in there the other day.
Speaker 13: So she she's meant to be get getting she was
Speaker 13: meant to be groomed last Friday. Look, she's molting and
Speaker 13: the studio. Yes, some of the stuff I do in
Speaker 13: this studio, I work with him blackwell and and so
Speaker 13: so I sent everyone was out of town, and so
Speaker 13: I sent a friend around to who's never met her before,
Speaker 13: to go and grab her and take her to the groomer.
Speaker 13: But that's my bad because she had never met this
Speaker 13: this person before. So she was actually only doing her job.
Speaker 4: She was a gard dog.
Speaker 13: Yeah, so she bit his hand because she he was
Speaker 13: trying to pick her up and put her in a car,
Speaker 13: and she thought she was getting stolen.
Speaker 3: Was there blood?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Oh how bad?
Speaker 4: Don't tell anyone.
Speaker 13: I was showed the photographer all fingers intact, all fingers.
Speaker 13: But the other day she ran away, she ran away.
Speaker 13: The jack left the garage door open, and I was
Speaker 13: upstairs on the phone to my mother, like I am
Speaker 13: three times a day, and I was like I had
Speaker 13: this hello, Hello, and I have had a few people
Speaker 13: trying to We did have a little girlfriend's talker for
Speaker 13: a while, trying to steal it.
Speaker 2: Really yeah, is that a thing? People are stealing? Dog? Still?
Speaker 4: Really yeah, it's a thing. I mean look look look
Speaker 4: at her, and they're expensive. She could be a breeder
Speaker 4: or a show dog.
Speaker 3: She was meant to be a show dog.
Speaker 5: I can imagine you in that world as well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know the shows where you see them mom
Speaker 4: have to run through the tunnel and they walk.
Speaker 13: Yes, like Gamble from Real Housewives and and so. So
Speaker 13: they go hello, and I walk down my stairs and
Speaker 13: there's two blokes with maybe three teeth between them, holding
Speaker 13: like like tinneys and smoking. And I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 13: this is it. I'm I'm this is I'm going.
Speaker 2: Have you warded some black shirtut for? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, hit man?
Speaker 13: And and so and they go does a dog live here?
Speaker 13: And I'm like, oh my god, it's girlfriend's stalkers. So
Speaker 13: I'm going like, don't, don't, don't take my girl, just
Speaker 13: take me.
Speaker 6: And no.
Speaker 13: It turns out she had run down to the park
Speaker 13: because she just assumes that whenever Jack leaves the house,
Speaker 13: he goes.
Speaker 3: To the park.
Speaker 4: So I go to the only place Jack's allowed to go.
Speaker 13: It's the only place. Yeah, So I go running down
Speaker 13: to the park and I'm running around trying to get
Speaker 13: her in, like my pajamas, go.
Speaker 1: Girlfriend, come here, girlfriend, come here.
Speaker 13: And all the other owners are going but what's her
Speaker 13: real name? And I'm going girlfriend. They just think I'm
Speaker 13: so gay that I'm going for give me a girlfriend,
Speaker 13: get me here. So then the two guys I've left
Speaker 13: in my house so she wouldn't even come. You left
Speaker 13: the guys with no teeth in your hand because I
Speaker 13: needed to get my and some somebody you know, you know,
Speaker 13: other dog owners love to give you advice.
Speaker 2: They were like, just let her play.
Speaker 3: I can't my else.
Speaker 13: I'm fully open with two random strangers in my pajamas
Speaker 13: and I'm in my pajamas. I look fantastic.
Speaker 5: What did you get home to? Was the TV and
Speaker 5: the fridge still there?
Speaker 13: Well, they it turns out you should't juge a book
Speaker 13: by but by its cover how you were champions? They
Speaker 13: sort of like, you know, mosey down to the park
Speaker 13: to have have a watch and watch the action go
Speaker 13: on while I'm like, and then they yelled out.
Speaker 2: Were you on the amazing race?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 3: No? Oh?
Speaker 13: And normally when people asking if I've been on TV.
Speaker 13: I just sort of like, I'm oh your baby, and
Speaker 13: just move moved on. But because I was so stressed,
Speaker 13: I'm going to go.
Speaker 1: From give a girl friend, oh a celebrity, get me
Speaker 1: out of here. From here.
Speaker 13: So the owners of dogs in Richmond think I'm some
Speaker 13: crazy pseudo. I think I'm crazy, some crazy pseudo celebrity.
Speaker 4: So they're pretty much nailed you.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, that's cute.
Speaker 5: You think that they didn't have that vision before that time?
Speaker 2: What nowed me?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: So it was, it was.
Speaker 5: It was a wild moment.
Speaker 4: But she remember when my dog ran away and that
Speaker 4: hot guy found it? Oh yeah, you make me call
Speaker 4: him on the show, And I awkwardly had to just
Speaker 4: talk to him and I was really flirted with him
Speaker 4: and I got in trouble you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love that, come and take the door and
Speaker 3: dog he was like a dog here.
Speaker 4: This hot guy found my dog and rescued her. Really.
Speaker 13: Yeah, Well I did a show about dogs, like like
Speaker 13: dog training and probably the worst trained dog in the You.
Speaker 5: Didn't go on that Larry Enda show where it was
Speaker 5: dogs behaving badly?
Speaker 13: No, I did a newly show life on ABC where
Speaker 13: we are re homeed dogs from pounds and and matched
Speaker 13: them up with people that needed mental health support.
Speaker 2: So didn't that's good? Didn't I feel great with my
Speaker 2: breeded breed of chow chow at home?
Speaker 3: Who's snobby?
Speaker 13: And because she listened too men a misogynists. I'm like, great,
Speaker 13: I've raised abbit and people. Yes, I keep onions out
Speaker 13: of her way.
Speaker 4: She was sitting at the door and she just can't
Speaker 4: wait to get out of here and get the hell away.
Speaker 2: Smile.
Speaker 5: You're doing any stand up shows at the moment?
Speaker 3: What else are you doing?
Speaker 2: Just talking to and Tim in the after That is
Speaker 2: a full time job, Lauren, and going to so many musicals.
Speaker 4: He's seen anything recently.
Speaker 13: I've seen something you shouldn't say, But that's not here anymore.
Speaker 13: Jack left an interval. I was like, where's my day gone?
Speaker 2: You can catch Ricky, Lee, Tim and Joel weekday afternoons,
Speaker 2: four o'clock on over.
Speaker 3: Umbering around for a cuddle. Now, now I just get
Speaker 3: to touch I've said, she bites me.
Speaker 2: I'm biting her back. Cold Play tickets you want him?
Speaker 2: Call now?
Speaker 5: They arrive and only a couple of sleeps.
Speaker 2: Cold Play going to be playing Marbles Stadium Tiber thirtieth
Speaker 2: until the third of November.
Speaker 4: Didn't that little Coldplay song sneak up on you? He's
Speaker 4: expecting that. We didn't give you any warning, but the
Speaker 4: phones went bananas.
Speaker 5: Thurteen twenty fourteen is our number to join us for.
Speaker 4: Those Coldplay tickets.
Speaker 3: They are going to.
Speaker 4: Shay from Lavington. Hello, Hi, how are you?
Speaker 5: We are good?
Speaker 2: How are you?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you want to.
Speaker 3: Go to Coldplay?
Speaker 7: Oh my god, you have got no idea how much
Speaker 7: I want to go to Coldplayer?
Speaker 2: Got them?
Speaker 11: You don't know how much I've wanted to see them
Speaker 11: for so long.
Speaker 1: And no one of my.
Speaker 4: Friends, not one of them's with me. So does that
Speaker 4: mean you got no one to take because there'll be
Speaker 4: plenty of people.
Speaker 11: Oh no, no, no, I've got no no, I've got
Speaker 11: my mum, I've got my brother. Got whoever I choose,
Speaker 11: I'm going to have to put them on a little hat.
Speaker 4: I think, yeah, well now you put them now, you
Speaker 4: put them on warning. Whoever's the nicest to me gets
Speaker 4: that ticket.
Speaker 5: That song is going to be You've Got Amazing Life
Speaker 5: Fix You.
Speaker 11: Oh oh, it's just it means a lot of that song,
Speaker 11: like it's just one of those songs that I love
Speaker 11: to be.
Speaker 4: I love the everything.
Speaker 12: I love every single song you guys, thank you so much.
Speaker 4: You sound like you need these tickets. I do need
Speaker 4: these tickets.
Speaker 12: Yeah, it's been a bit of a tough week, so
Speaker 12: this will just it means everything. So you've got no
Speaker 12: idea how much I appreciate it.
Speaker 11: You are right, your friends, I've loved you from day one.
Speaker 1: So thank you, guys.
Speaker 3: You just you're welcome.
Speaker 4: You know what. I'm glad you won those sounds like
Speaker 4: you need them, sounds like you deserve.
Speaker 2: Sometimes happiness steps in this job, we give tickets to
Speaker 2: people and they're like, thanks mate.
Speaker 5: You're like, nowhere, Steve, I hope this ship seats. You
Speaker 5: surely deserve these tickets. We're so happy for you. Make
Speaker 5: good on you.
Speaker 12: Thanks God, You're the best. I love you, guys.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 4: Time ever with your mom. Do you know how people
Speaker 4: who won these tickets. I'm going to take my mum
Speaker 4: or my dad, like Coldplay one of those bands that
Speaker 4: just generation know, but you've got a son, when you
Speaker 4: get to do those things with your kids, don't be smarter.
Speaker 4: So I'm saying something nice, Jason, but like Coldplay, one
Speaker 4: of those bands like my mum, and I love and
Speaker 4: my dad.
Speaker 2: You know what's gone to you and your dad went
Speaker 2: to and I remember the moment you were saying, like
Speaker 2: you put your around him, and.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Well recently I went to Pink with my
Speaker 4: dad and my dad loves Pink and I sat there,
Speaker 4: my dad had his arm around me and Paul of
Speaker 4: us from behind, and I cry every time I look
Speaker 4: at it. Music is just so so good for the soul,
Speaker 4: and doing something like that with the family member is
Speaker 4: so special. So I hope she has the best time
Speaker 4: of them.
Speaker 5: I don't play it.
Speaker 3: She's going to cry, I know.
Speaker 5: So he's got his arm around you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it was Pink.
Speaker 3: It wasn't this.
Speaker 4: It wasn't like a beautiful song.
Speaker 3: It was like Melbourne United defeated the Illa war Hawks
Speaker 3: ninety two to eighty seven and Melbourne. You're up to
Speaker 3: date on Nov. One hundred.
Speaker 2: You're right, Sam, a little rattld. Clint is doing the
Speaker 2: show from the Mothership. He is live from the Nova
Speaker 2: Studios in Sydney this morning. Silly, silly people. We're watching
Speaker 2: you on the cameras and we notice you're reading a
Speaker 2: newscript off your iPhone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so what did you try to day bringing him. Well,
Speaker 3: he was reading the news.
Speaker 4: If anyone's got Clint's number, next time he's reading sport.
Speaker 4: Let's all yeah, yeah, yeah, time to FaceTime.
Speaker 3: But what a professional heye did not skip a beat?
Speaker 5: Now you really didn't, did you.
Speaker 2: I mean you did leave your mic up the other
Speaker 2: day when I wasn't in the studio, which joyce we're off.
Speaker 3: But just then, how was that my problem?
Speaker 4: You forgot to turn up for the showdays? Yeah, good point,
Speaker 4: all right, text messages, news bulletin.
Speaker 2: Clint. I know you love a party, so you are
Speaker 2: going to be Eva stated that you weren't in Wangorata
Speaker 2: last night, Fomo, we spoke to a young high school
Speaker 2: kid by the name of Kai. He had a dream
Speaker 2: to get I had a dream peaking.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's that was Kay's famous speak.
Speaker 4: Do it in the voice to get peaking duck.
Speaker 3: Now stop it.
Speaker 5: I love this. He wanted peaking Duck to play his
Speaker 5: high school formal.
Speaker 4: He said, my sister's got a speaker.
Speaker 2: If that helps, well, we put him on the line
Speaker 2: with peaking Duck and last night that dream became a reality.
Speaker 2: We're going to be joined by Kai on the other
Speaker 2: side of this here on Nova. The lads of Peaking Duck.
Speaker 2: Remember they took over a Bunnings recently.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they did, they did the Bunnings Rave.
Speaker 5: Absolutely went off.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 5: Kai is a high school student from Wangorada.
Speaker 4: Fifteen years old, had a school formal and he thought,
Speaker 4: I want to pimp my foremost.
Speaker 3: That's a big moment, huge moment.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, coming age.
Speaker 2: Lauren Gega was the girl I took. We went, Lauren Gega,
Speaker 2: we went in the barn.
Speaker 5: She lived two doors down the street.
Speaker 4: Oh, I took nik La measur. He lives in New
Speaker 4: York now and he's not into women.
Speaker 5: Oh god, you really have a habit of turning him,
Speaker 5: don't you.
Speaker 4: And we said to each other, we're still single by the.
Speaker 2: Time, unless you're growing up.
Speaker 4: And he ain't interested, I probably should have married him
Speaker 4: any way, Ki, fifteen year old Kai. He wanted, he
Speaker 4: well not he wanted. He invited Peaking Duck to come
Speaker 4: and play at his school formal after party. He said,
Speaker 4: my sister has a speaker. It's really loud. You can
Speaker 4: use that to play if you want. And if that
Speaker 4: isn't the cutest thing I've ever heard, then I don't know.
Speaker 3: What is.
Speaker 2: We put him on the line with Peaking Duck and
Speaker 2: they gave him the good news. Lads make I make
Speaker 2: the boy guy you legend?
Speaker 3: Hell are you brother?
Speaker 2: Good to me?
Speaker 3: The first of all, you're an absolute icon.
Speaker 12: I'm fifteen at the moment, Ky, you.
Speaker 2: Are about to be the coolest kid.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Mate, it's going to be the best set of
Speaker 3: all time.
Speaker 2: Peaking Duck are going.
Speaker 4: This is amazing.
Speaker 5: Formal after party, guys, I have the moment.
Speaker 4: Oh well, things escalated because they didn't play the after party.
Speaker 2: They played the actual form, the formal, and this is
Speaker 2: the moment last night. How you doing?
Speaker 6: My god?
Speaker 2: How good? Jeez?
Speaker 3: That's heavy stuff.
Speaker 2: I know the legend, Ki joins us, now, good morning morning.
Speaker 4: Was the formal?
Speaker 12: Amazing?
Speaker 4: How are Peaking Duck?
Speaker 12: That was crazy? When I went out on stage, I
Speaker 12: was off there few times with him even put me
Speaker 12: on his shoulders at the end of it.
Speaker 2: Okay, So to talk talk us through the moment. At
Speaker 2: what point at the formal did they come on and
Speaker 2: did you intro them? Did Rubes just start DJing run.
Speaker 3: Us through it?
Speaker 12: Yeah? So it was probably about nine to forty Yeah,
Speaker 12: and I was I was down, like down, the bottom
Speaker 12: because the formal was like on the second floor, right,
Speaker 12: So I was on the ground with Peaking dark and
Speaker 12: we walked around the back and then we walked up
Speaker 12: the stairs, came out into it and I was just
Speaker 12: throwing my hands up as the peaking duck following behind
Speaker 12: me and I went straight up on stage or everyone
Speaker 12: was going crazy, Oh.
Speaker 4: God, are you the biggest rock star in Wangaratta?
Speaker 3: Are you the king?
Speaker 12: I think so?
Speaker 4: At what point did you tell your friends guys they're coming,
Speaker 4: they're coming to the form when they're going to djate
Speaker 4: the formal? And what what was your friend's reaction.
Speaker 12: Battle going crazy like oh, I can't even describe it.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: And so what you got on Ruben's shoulders at the
Speaker 5: end for the last song?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, as Laurence said, you must be
Speaker 3: the king. Did you did you get a kiss because
Speaker 3: of it?
Speaker 13: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, he's too busy being one of the boys.
Speaker 3: He might be popular amongst the girls because you got
Speaker 3: peaky he.
Speaker 2: Will be now mate, But on the night he just
Speaker 2: wanted to be one of the last What did you
Speaker 2: wear to the formal?
Speaker 4: Kite?
Speaker 12: I had like a dark navy suit with a blue
Speaker 12: tie stunning.
Speaker 2: Did you buy anyone a cossage?
Speaker 12: Yeah, we bought the boys some almond frowns.
Speaker 2: Dark.
Speaker 4: They did say you don't have to pay us, please
Speaker 4: bring us some almond free?
Speaker 2: Did you buy a partner of flower?
Speaker 4: But that's Did you have a date at the formal part?
Speaker 4: Did you take a date to the.
Speaker 12: Formal No, we didn't really have dates of the former
Speaker 12: ten peking.
Speaker 4: Duck, Mate, you must be the biggest legend at school.
Speaker 4: I mean, do you have to go to school today? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you want to go to school today. Imagine imagine
Speaker 2: him strutting in today.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, Kai, you're a rock star.
Speaker 2: Brother, Well done, and mate, how good are the boys
Speaker 2: are peaking? Duck just absolute legends for helping you out.
Speaker 12: Hey, yeah, it was amazing. I'm still so grateful for it.
Speaker 4: Oh you're so sweet. Did they use your sister speak
Speaker 4: it that you offered them or did they have a
Speaker 4: bigger sound system?
Speaker 12: They had a massive sound system from DJ Warehouse.
Speaker 8: High shout out.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Did have a smoke machine?
Speaker 12: Yeah they did?
Speaker 2: Sick, what do you reckon? We get Calvin Harris for
Speaker 2: the actual year twelve formal.
Speaker 4: And did the teachers get into it because teachers. It's
Speaker 4: a bit of a drag going to a formal as
Speaker 4: a teacher, but with the teachers all they're going off.
Speaker 12: Yeah, the teachers will love. They are on each other's shoulders.
Speaker 2: Mate, what a great night, Kai, You're a good kid, mate.
Speaker 2: I'm glad you got your moment. And a massive thank
Speaker 2: you to Peaking Duck for helping us out as well
Speaker 2: to pull this off.
Speaker 5: Good on your champion, thank you. Oh it's a bit
Speaker 5: of fun doing this.
Speaker 2: Los Lips put this in a good mood for the weekend.
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Speaker 3: Shut up.
Speaker 4: This is a skill that I'm very proud of, and
Speaker 4: it is that I know you are talking about me,
Speaker 4: even if you are in a glass office. I don't
Speaker 4: need to hear you. I can see you. I'm good
Speaker 4: at lip reading. I think to start one of those
Speaker 4: lip reading Instagram pages. You should. I love you. Gotta
Speaker 4: be really funny people that do them.
Speaker 2: No, I like the ones that are actually trying to
Speaker 2: do it for real. I want to know what they
Speaker 2: really think.
Speaker 4: Take it seriously, Clint.
Speaker 2: Do you mind if I do you want to chuck
Speaker 2: on the noise? Okay, Lawren's going to chuck on the
Speaker 2: noise canceling headphone. Do you mind if I what go first? Oh,
Speaker 2: we're gonna We're gonna play loud music and Lawrence so
Speaker 2: she won't be able to hear what we're saying. What
Speaker 2: are you?
Speaker 3: Are you theming yours?
Speaker 5: Yeah, mine's topical.
Speaker 4: It's going to go first.
Speaker 2: I'll go first.
Speaker 5: Do you want to touch my Cox plate?
Speaker 4: Did you win tickets to Coldplay?
Speaker 5: Do you want to touch my Cox plate?
Speaker 4: Do I want to touch your Cox plate?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: Gotch Absolutely getting better is getting better with the training.
Speaker 4: I don't want to touch anything of your right.
Speaker 14: Okay, here we goespcially, your cops play all right, Clint.
Speaker 3: Queen Camilla loves a dart.
Speaker 4: Queen Camilla loves a tart.
Speaker 3: Queen Queen a tart? No, no, no, she's our queen. Yes,
Speaker 3: Queen Camilla loves a dart.
Speaker 14: Queen Camilla loves a dart, loves ad.
Speaker 4: No. I thought we agreed she should be a vapor.
Speaker 2: Yes, true?
Speaker 5: Okay, next one, Coldplay are coming.
Speaker 4: Cod Play are coming. Yes, God's good, I'm on fire today.
Speaker 5: Here we go? OK?
Speaker 1: Is that the end of it?
Speaker 3: Ted the Sausage wants a wife.
Speaker 4: Tina Turner wants a wife.
Speaker 3: No, uh, Ted the Sausage wants a wife.
Speaker 14: Tina's Sausages once a.
Speaker 3: While, Ted, Ted the sausage, Ted Sausages.
Speaker 2: Ted?
Speaker 3: Ted is the name of her sausage. Ted the Sausage
Speaker 3: wants a wife.
Speaker 4: Ted the Sausage Dog wants a while?
Speaker 3: Is that right?
Speaker 5: Oh, Tina Turner Sausage wants a wife.
Speaker 2: Confused, I'll tell you what. She is getting better?
Speaker 4: So I think we should flip the switch next week,
Speaker 4: and you have to liver bread.
Speaker 5: I don't listen to you without the.
Speaker 4: Headphone too much, like you might try harder.
Speaker 2: Let's do a good morning Melbourne. Just go on twelve
Speaker 2: past eight, guys, we need to say good morning to
Speaker 2: a primary school teacher, Larissa, Morning, Miss Larissa on three
Speaker 2: two one morning children?
Speaker 3: Hey you going.
Speaker 1: I'm so sad. My son just got on the car
Speaker 1: and I've been practicing in saying good morning to you
Speaker 1: guys the last three weeks.
Speaker 4: We're running late.
Speaker 2: Let's dragged on with that funny little thing they call
Speaker 2: the news. Hey you want to have a crack for
Speaker 2: five hundred bucks this morning?
Speaker 4: I sure do.
Speaker 2: All right, let's do it. Five hundred dollars.
Speaker 5: What are we thinking to drop in the cash on?
Speaker 12: I don't know if please put on my son.
Speaker 1: I'm always buying in so much stuff.
Speaker 4: Buy something nice for yourself.
Speaker 5: Treat yourself, good friend.
Speaker 3: Okay, alright, here we go, Larisa.
Speaker 4: You're going to hear a question. You'll get a treat.
Speaker 4: He was, he was, and it didn't work. It works
Speaker 4: a little bit.
Speaker 2: Don't get lit oh dad, it down?
Speaker 4: All right, Larissa, you're going to hear a question. You're
Speaker 4: here three two, one countdown. You have to answer within
Speaker 4: that time, and the cash is yours. I would suggest
Speaker 4: if you don't know, yes, are you ready? Good luck?
Speaker 2: It's topical for five hundred bucks.
Speaker 5: Here's your question.
Speaker 3: How far do they run in the Melbourne Cup?
Speaker 1: Three two? You know what?
Speaker 4: It's exactly double at thirty two hundred. My math's right,
Speaker 4: that double?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's yeah.
Speaker 4: You did exactly half of the Melbourne Cup there, Larissa.
Speaker 4: Damn you did half your half cover shame, sorry, Larissa,
Speaker 4: but you know what, No, we'll hook you up with
Speaker 4: a general mission double past the Melbourne Cup Carnival plus
Speaker 4: one hundred dollars food and beverage voucher to Joy Flemington.
Speaker 4: Thanks for the Victorian Racing Club.
Speaker 5: Yeah good on you.
Speaker 2: Hit up VR one VRC dot com dot au for
Speaker 2: we ticket details.
Speaker 5: Hey Larissa, lovely to make you Thanks to giving me
Speaker 5: the crack up.
Speaker 4: Thanks guys, have good day. You have a good day
Speaker 4: with all the kiddies.
Speaker 3: If you need to.
Speaker 5: Reignite the spark in your relationship, I got a suggestion
Speaker 5: for you.
Speaker 3: I don't just you know what.
Speaker 4: I just don't know if I want to take relationship
Speaker 4: advice from you like ever.
Speaker 2: But listen, Okay, all, my wife and I've been at
Speaker 2: my WAF. I've been a bit stressed for at home lately.
Speaker 2: So today we're going to do something to reignite John Aikin.
Speaker 4: If I see a video of you in a month
Speaker 4: bath or something like remember that episode of the Bachelor
Speaker 4: where they put them.
Speaker 2: In the wait child. I cannot wait to hear reaction
Speaker 2: to what we're doing today.
Speaker 3: Have you got Alessandra?
Speaker 5: No, I don't have Alessandra around. I'll tell you what
Speaker 5: we're doing next.
Speaker 2: So look busy household, three young kids under ten me
Speaker 2: so forth, Charles.
Speaker 4: You should get a dog. That'd help.
Speaker 5: You couldn't even say that.
Speaker 4: Maybe we should have enough kh another baby everything.
Speaker 3: Household.
Speaker 5: No, my luck, I'd have triplets enough to get a back.
Speaker 4: He's got he's got seven kids and a dog.
Speaker 1: Get a dog.
Speaker 4: Get a dog. You should do a renovation as well.
Speaker 2: Even just renowing the ship. There's been enough after the shed.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm never renowing a house.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Shed is for when you get kicked out. It's
Speaker 4: a second house on the same property my wife and I.
Speaker 4: You registered that dwelling as a new dwelling.
Speaker 3: That's not what we're talking about, subdivided. Excuse me? Oh,
Speaker 3: has it got power? You need to register that with
Speaker 3: the council.
Speaker 4: It's got a bed in it and a fridge.
Speaker 2: It doesn't have a fridge or a beds pull out
Speaker 2: cout and a fridge. And he's going to live there
Speaker 2: just a cold cupboard.
Speaker 4: It's a great idea. Yeah, okay, gone, it's signed saying
Speaker 4: no wives and no kids allowed.
Speaker 5: To regnite the spark.
Speaker 4: Oh, I can't wait to hear what you think in
Speaker 4: our marriage. Yes, are you asking for our opinion or
Speaker 4: have you already decided you're doing No.
Speaker 2: We had a conversation last night. We said, let's do
Speaker 2: this tomorrow. I'm all is so today we are kid free?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: Where are they who cares?
Speaker 4: No? No? No?
Speaker 2: Two of the boys are at school and little Archie
Speaker 2: gets looked after on a Friday.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, okay, So how long are your kid free?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 4: What's the time?
Speaker 5: Nine till three?
Speaker 3: We're living forty minutes.
Speaker 4: You better get home.
Speaker 5: So at nine oh five we're going to need something
Speaker 5: else to do.
Speaker 4: And I said, rather we should do a marathon and
Speaker 4: stay on it all day. Give Lew a day to herself.
Speaker 2: That might fix your marriage anyway, Just to reignite the spark,
Speaker 2: we thought, rather than just going to a lunch yep right, or.
Speaker 4: A movie a movie which I mean, great idea, but
Speaker 4: you're not going to solve anything, so you don't talk
Speaker 4: to each other, we.
Speaker 5: Should do an activity together.
Speaker 3: Oh we're not doing an escape room?
Speaker 2: Are you?
Speaker 3: Are you doing an escape room?
Speaker 4: I hope not? A you? No that even breaks up
Speaker 4: happy marriages. Do smash room where you take the baseball
Speaker 4: back and you get to smash things and take your anger.
Speaker 5: Do you know what I suggested.
Speaker 2: You remember the Ed Sheer and Docco where they went
Speaker 2: to that paint place and you throw big canvases and
Speaker 2: make your own eart.
Speaker 4: So is it okay? Is it an artistic activity?
Speaker 3: It is not? Is it? Is it mini golf?
Speaker 5: No, it's a bit more competitive than mini tenant?
Speaker 4: Is it sporty? We're playing tennis, paddle, pickleball?
Speaker 3: Okay against each other?
Speaker 4: Okay? Do you know how to play pickleball?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's mini tennis.
Speaker 3: Can't be that up.
Speaker 4: Does she know how to play pickleball?
Speaker 5: It's many tennis, can't be that up.
Speaker 4: Okay, what do you okay? How long for do you
Speaker 4: think this.
Speaker 2: Is maybe an hour or so?
Speaker 4: Great activity?
Speaker 2: We're gonna we're going to hit the ball at no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: Like you know, it's it's competitive.
Speaker 4: It'll be a game as long as hit it two
Speaker 4: each other, not at each other.
Speaker 2: What's your thoughts?
Speaker 4: Well, I think that it is, like it is a
Speaker 4: fun activity. I love Oh, I like tennis. Although every
Speaker 4: time we play tennis, because he's so much stronger and
Speaker 4: he hits the ball so much harder, so that that might.
Speaker 3: Happen today, I'll be stronger than you I'd be doing
Speaker 3: an escape room.
Speaker 2: Minutes ago you said don't do an escape room.
Speaker 4: I think the movies was a good idea.
Speaker 2: The movie.
Speaker 4: Okay, so where are you doing it?
Speaker 5: At a pick a ball?
Speaker 3: We should all go, oh, that's a good we should
Speaker 3: pick aside.
Speaker 4: We'll pick a side, and we should like sitting in
Speaker 4: the stands Melbourne. What are you doing today?
Speaker 2: What time?
Speaker 5: I'm not having that's a good idea.
Speaker 4: Give me a Jay.
Speaker 2: Here's my question to men a do you wreck? How
Speaker 2: long into the game do you reckon? To one of
Speaker 2: us to rows down the paddle and storms out?
Speaker 4: Thirteen minutes?
Speaker 13: Meet our guest, Missourie guest, much more thrilling than theress.
Speaker 2: Mystery guest. Alright, So normally a little peak behind the curtain,
Speaker 2: we have a weekly meeting where producages will come and go, hey, guys, you're.
Speaker 5: Offered some guests.
Speaker 4: I say yes or no, yes, yes, and Jay says no, no, no, because.
Speaker 2: Normally Ronnie from the block six seasons ago, he's bringing
Speaker 2: out a book and I'm speaking to him, no, don't
Speaker 2: turn it over yet. You've just been handed to sheet,
Speaker 2: saying that's the mystery guests.
Speaker 3: So I know all about this mystery guest. I've helped
Speaker 3: organize them. Okay, so what do you want to do?
Speaker 3: Do you want to play a little bit of celebrity
Speaker 3: head first, or do you want.
Speaker 2: To bring in the guests? They're actually gift.
Speaker 4: They're wrapped up.
Speaker 2: They're wrapped up in.
Speaker 4: Like, oh my god, they're wrapped up in the guest.
Speaker 2: Okay, so it comes a guest from the waist up.
Speaker 2: They are wrapped in tinfoil.
Speaker 4: Am I female?
Speaker 3: Clear?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, I know who it is.
Speaker 2: I think I know who it is.
Speaker 3: I know who it is.
Speaker 2: You know who it is.
Speaker 4: I know who it is.
Speaker 3: It's not Tina Arena.
Speaker 4: It's not Tina Arena, who played the tin Man in
Speaker 4: the Wizard of Oz.
Speaker 5: Is it someone from the block?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 5: No, I thought it was Shane the Blaze under there.
Speaker 2: Arena. Are you Tina Arena?
Speaker 4: No? No, I know those hands and you sing, Oh
Speaker 4: they've been hidden?
Speaker 2: Can you can you sing?
Speaker 1: I like to think I sing I can sing, but
Speaker 1: I'm told I can't singer.
Speaker 2: It's not just Melboy, because she would have answered that
Speaker 2: question singing, Oh yeah.
Speaker 4: It's not that mind, it's just Melboy. It's one of
Speaker 4: our favorites.
Speaker 3: It is one of our favorite could say one of
Speaker 3: my favorites.
Speaker 1: Please be quick because it's hot in here.
Speaker 4: Would you say you feel like.
Speaker 3: You're in a is it?
Speaker 5: Nargue Mahashi.
Speaker 4: We've been trying to get Magie Mahasian for so long.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, we're so excited Sydney today.
Speaker 3: I can't believe I'm not there.
Speaker 4: Oh god, she's got her phone. That's fine.
Speaker 3: Is that Clint, Clint, I'm in Sydney?
Speaker 1: Are you do you? Clint?
Speaker 4: I can't believe you're in here?
Speaker 1: On the did you make my book? Clint?
Speaker 3: Did I get your book? So I read it every
Speaker 3: night before I go to bed. Nuggy Noggy sent Clint
Speaker 3: a book, and this is amazing. Not only did you
Speaker 3: sign the book at the start, you've also written little
Speaker 3: things for Clint.
Speaker 4: All the way, all the ways.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Last time I was here, you know,
Speaker 1: I got him wrong.
Speaker 8: I got his name, I know, but you were on
Speaker 8: the phone and it was tricky because no and Clint
Speaker 8: was so cuted, and I was like, how could I
Speaker 8: have known?
Speaker 4: So you wrote like these gorgeous little notes all through
Speaker 4: the book. So I've got the new book here. I'm
Speaker 4: just gonna check.
Speaker 3: It's got notes for me.
Speaker 2: There is something since meeting you and reading your book,
Speaker 2: I have out like it is not allowed in my house,
Speaker 2: and that is pre graded cheese.
Speaker 8: Oh yes, it's got sawdust in it. Yes, it's true,
Speaker 8: well not saw dust but agent agents.
Speaker 1: And it makes such a difference.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it makes such so, no matter what the cheese,
Speaker 8: no matter what, still have graded pregraded cheese for convenience.
Speaker 8: But if you're making something like lasagna or cassada or
Speaker 8: even grilled cheese on toes, pre grade, don't.
Speaker 1: Know, it's not as good.
Speaker 3: Bounds in here often the morning after the night before
Speaker 3: and he tells me about the latest recipe that he
Speaker 3: makes out of your book, Jase, what's high on the
Speaker 3: favorite list at the moment, it's on the rotation.
Speaker 2: We did the slow cook Lambshanks.
Speaker 1: Oh did you like that?
Speaker 2: Yes, a bloody a lot of work, I'll be honest,
Speaker 2: it was worth it. It was weather, so it was
Speaker 2: the three day trip to the grocery store to get
Speaker 2: all the incredible but it was incredible increase.
Speaker 3: You know what. I just.
Speaker 2: You're because there's so many cookbooks out there, but you
Speaker 2: was just feel.
Speaker 4: Sometimes there's cookbooks like I've look, if you came in
Speaker 4: my kitchen, Nigi, you would think that I was an
Speaker 4: incredible chef because I have the best, most fancy cookbooks
Speaker 4: you've ever seen. They've never been opened because I can't
Speaker 4: even pronounce half of the ingredients in there, let alone
Speaker 4: know what shop I have to go to find them.
Speaker 4: But that's what I love about your recipes. They're so
Speaker 4: not it's super easy, but they're so like doable, relatable.
Speaker 1: And I just shop at regular grocery store, so the
Speaker 1: same places you shop.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so good.
Speaker 4: Okay, so you've got the new BOOKCI Eat Tonight dinners
Speaker 4: for every night of the week. It's I imagine it's like,
Speaker 4: is there a favorite recipe in here?
Speaker 5: I found it?
Speaker 1: Oh what is it? Show us the favor recipe? My
Speaker 1: favorite recipe?
Speaker 2: Crunchy maple bacon. Oh that's good, pecan crumble and goats cheese.
Speaker 2: Oh that's good. That is so good.
Speaker 8: Get inside me bacon and the bacon and the maple
Speaker 8: is so good.
Speaker 2: Now, as I mentioned the last book, Yeah, why.
Speaker 1: You're looking at the chicken? Guinness is very good? Oh
Speaker 1: that surfer and noodles is very very Naggi.
Speaker 2: Last time you attacked grated cheese. At the start of
Speaker 2: this book, you're attacking salt. Can you please explain yes.
Speaker 8: Because it's the number one reason why people failed recipes.
Speaker 8: They either don't put enough in or they put too
Speaker 8: much in and then it's inedible.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Can I just take the tin spoil off you've got
Speaker 4: you're keeping it on.
Speaker 3: The beautiful garment. You should read it to Melbourne cup.
Speaker 1: Kardash in some inspiration. I thought I'm going to social
Speaker 1: it attack.
Speaker 4: If you feel like there's something funny going on through
Speaker 4: the speakers in your car, though it's the nugiment has.
Speaker 5: It's fine, that's fine. It's fine, Nagi.
Speaker 2: When you talk about salt, like not using the right
Speaker 2: amount of salt, call me naive, But I didn't know
Speaker 2: there's all different types of salt there are.
Speaker 8: So you've got sea salt, which is those flakes into
Speaker 8: the I use, so chefs mostly use that. But he
Speaker 8: got cooking salt, which is what I use.
Speaker 3: What about a Himalayan salt?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, that is the biggest market marketing gimmick.
Speaker 8: I'm so impressed with whoever came up with that marketing
Speaker 8: gimmi because you're paying five times as much for the
Speaker 8: Himalayan salt, which is the same thing as.
Speaker 4: What should we use when we call cookings and salt?
Speaker 5: Is that that chicken? Because I've got that.
Speaker 1: It's a brainwave, right, cooking salt.
Speaker 5: I've got that giant white cylinder with the red lid.
Speaker 1: That's table salt. You're over salting everything.
Speaker 8: So basically, one teaspoon of table salt, because it's so
Speaker 8: much finer, equals four times as much as one teaspoon
Speaker 8: of sea salt.
Speaker 1: Flank, that's so much lighter.
Speaker 2: I did a prawn pasta last night, cherry tomatoes, table salt,
Speaker 2: a bit of parsley, and some fresh ches.
Speaker 8: Oh, Nicelini, Wait, is that how you eat during the week?
Speaker 2: Not normally?
Speaker 1: Okay, it's very impressive.
Speaker 2: Well, I like cooking.
Speaker 5: I got all the kids down and I was like,
Speaker 5: you know what, I'm just going to have my moment.
Speaker 3: Also, nagid you, when did you figure out that you
Speaker 3: were a decent cook? Because I'm hoping there's still there's
Speaker 3: still life for me yet.
Speaker 8: Of course, there is there's time for everybody for me.
Speaker 8: I didn't know it specifically.
Speaker 4: It's just that I just loved it.
Speaker 8: And the main thing for me is I didn't cook
Speaker 8: when I was a child, So I cooked when I
Speaker 8: moved out of home because I left home at eighteen. Yeah,
Speaker 8: and you know, I wasn't literally my first full time
Speaker 8: job in corporate, I was earning eighteen thousand dollars a
Speaker 8: year for my annual salary.
Speaker 1: I was getting Uber eats back then.
Speaker 8: Yeah, So I literally had to teach myself how to
Speaker 8: cook because I grew up, you know, with the mother
Speaker 8: who cooks very well, and I was used to coming home.
Speaker 1: To this fabulous meal and I was just shocked, like
Speaker 1: I would come home from a long day at work,
Speaker 1: where's my dinner? There is my dinner. Mag was not
Speaker 1: cooking dinner for me every night. So I literally I
Speaker 1: just had to learn how to cook.
Speaker 4: And then you can learn at any age.
Speaker 5: So for people that are listening right now who aren't
Speaker 5: a great cook.
Speaker 3: Right, that's me.
Speaker 4: I'm listening.
Speaker 5: What's the easiest recipe to start with?
Speaker 1: Just start with the recipes in the fastest chapter.
Speaker 4: Okay, So is there a chapter in this book called faastest?
Speaker 5: Would you say it like it's a roast?
Speaker 8: No, I would say that's a little more technical. Really, well,
Speaker 8: it just depends what type of roast. But for example,
Speaker 8: there's a lamb fall apart lamb shoulder roast in.
Speaker 3: There an idiot to stuff up exactly.
Speaker 8: So it's an impressive dish that you can make to
Speaker 8: knock the socks off family and friends.
Speaker 5: But even a beginning can what's what's next?
Speaker 2: Time we got to a Lawrence, she goes, I've just
Speaker 2: done a lamb shoulder, stuffed it up.
Speaker 1: Stuff it up. Lamb shoulder is impossible to stuff up
Speaker 1: cooking until it's fall.
Speaker 3: Apart in nuggy, how's your beautiful pooch dose? Good?
Speaker 1: And I wish he was here.
Speaker 8: I reached out to Richard Branson to see if he'd
Speaker 8: let me put those in the cabin of his plane.
Speaker 4: Too big, he didn't, respond, Well, they're going to let
Speaker 4: people bring their dogs on place.
Speaker 1: That's what I thought. Just please bring it forward for me.
Speaker 4: But are a goldie.
Speaker 3: He is a big too big?
Speaker 4: Put him under the seat in front.
Speaker 3: Ye that's right.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I just thought if I d m. Richard Branson, you.
Speaker 2: Know, I really thought the way you said that, I
Speaker 2: was like, even respond nice, Nagie, we absolutely love you
Speaker 2: on this show. We always talk about you. We're massive
Speaker 2: fans of your recipes and your cookbooks. Huge fans.
Speaker 4: Thank you, so congratulations on the new book, Recipe Tonight.
Speaker 4: I am currently reading the fastest section. I am locking
Speaker 4: myself in my house this weekend. Argument. Howshi, I'm not leaving.
Speaker 4: I'm having a weekend at home cooking, so I'll be
Speaker 4: I'll be working these recipes.
Speaker 2: What's a secret to a good rosotto? I'm in a
Speaker 2: real Are you in a.
Speaker 1: Look at any of the result of recues on my side?
Speaker 3: I said, I said, slurp of stock, slurp of white wine,
Speaker 3: slurp of stock, slip of white wine.
Speaker 5: No you didn't, you said, A bit of white wine
Speaker 5: in the pan. Bit of white wine in.
Speaker 1: Me is a good secret. A bit of white wine
Speaker 1: in me makes me a better cook.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2: Well, Recipe Tonight, the book is our our favorite guest
Speaker 2: of all time. Nagis Taylor Swift on the final leg
Speaker 2: of her ears to her that is I can do
Speaker 2: it with the broken heart.
Speaker 5: Did you see Kelsey, her boyfriend's brother.
Speaker 4: What's he done?
Speaker 5: He got busted? They said he was sleeping at the
Speaker 5: Eras tour.
Speaker 2: He wasn't he was sitting down. He said he was popping.
Speaker 2: He said, look at the photo my hands hovering above
Speaker 2: my knee. I wouldn't have been asleep with my hands hold.
Speaker 3: It would have been during that bit when she's on
Speaker 3: the roof.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's just a bit folklore.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I went, she spends time on the roof.
Speaker 4: It's a long show. And how many times Reckon The
Speaker 4: Kelsey brothers have seen it. Couple couple, Yeah, Mum and
Speaker 4: dad because it's about to wind up. It finishes in
Speaker 4: London to the prom that mum and dad at, like
Speaker 4: every show they must just do you Reckon. They're like,
Speaker 4: because you know, I used to do dance recitals for
Speaker 4: my mum. And she'd be like, okay, I've seen it once.
Speaker 2: Sorry again? Are you comparing your dance recitals to Taylor
Speaker 2: Swift's eras to it?
Speaker 3: Was it a four hour shirt?
Speaker 4: No? And no. It was just mum and dad and
Speaker 4: they'd be and their friends when they dinner parties. That
Speaker 4: was their way of getting me to go away. They'd
Speaker 4: be like, go and learn a dance and I'd be like, okay,
Speaker 4: I'll do a concert and I come and do them.
Speaker 4: They wouldn't even get through the whole thing, Taylor Swifts,
Speaker 4: Mum and dad are every show?
Speaker 3: Did you dive into the stage? Were you selling merchandise?
Speaker 5: Clint?
Speaker 2: Do you reckon? Like Bo?
Speaker 5: Her brother came out with feathers at the start and
Speaker 5: tell them back and then.
Speaker 4: She propped up. No, Bo did my brother didn't? I
Speaker 4: want to know anything about.
Speaker 6: He needs stall your sir, Babies. Jenny on the right
Speaker 6: floor with pet Buns Puppy and Kitten Club peadbun dot
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Speaker 7: Jason Lawrence?
Speaker 3: Doggy dating?
Speaker 2: Is it tomorrow morning?
Speaker 3: Laudy doggedy dating my find the love of your life?
Speaker 5: Or we are hosting doggie dating?
Speaker 2: That's right. We we realize that dog parks are the
Speaker 2: place to pick up basically, that is where.
Speaker 4: You meet people. Yeah, it's just so easy. I find
Speaker 4: myself talking to strangers at the dog park all the time.
Speaker 2: Come one, come all, have a listen to some of
Speaker 2: the singles and the dogs that'll be rocking up.
Speaker 4: I deserve the tree because I'm a love ba.
Speaker 8: My name is Scout, I've just turned two, and I'm
Speaker 8: a whipped cross.
Speaker 2: My name is Laila. But for some reason, my human
Speaker 2: thinks it's cute to call me Leila.
Speaker 4: My name is Nanny.
Speaker 1: I'm a I'm a told labridoodle pup.
Speaker 7: Let me tell you about Alfred.
Speaker 1: He's a distinguished fro tie wearing gentleman with a passion.
Speaker 7: For belly rubs.
Speaker 1: My dog's name is Benson.
Speaker 4: He's like most typical males. Favorite hobby is a hubby
Speaker 4: and sleeping. If your dog can handle the heat, we
Speaker 4: would love to meet.
Speaker 3: Along.
Speaker 2: If you want to cut off from me to.
Speaker 3: You, there you go.
Speaker 4: Now we've made them all sound like kookie freak shows
Speaker 4: because they were talking on behalf of their dogs. Now
Speaker 4: is a good time to remind you that we are
Speaker 4: not trying to hook dogs up. We're not. We're not
Speaker 4: starting like a puppy breeding facility.
Speaker 5: No no, no, no no no.
Speaker 4: Happy dogs are a great way to start conversation with summer.
Speaker 2: We're not starting a puppy farm, No we will.
Speaker 4: We're not going to have a labri boodle doodle.
Speaker 5: Did you do maybe our production guy I perform that
Speaker 5: song live tomorrow night.
Speaker 4: Is that our production guy singing?
Speaker 2: I believe so? Yes it is.
Speaker 3: It is a.
Speaker 2: Checking that high Hey guys, tomorrow morning ten until twelve.
Speaker 4: At Forkner Park. Now we're on our socials for putting
Speaker 4: up a little map of how to get there, But
Speaker 4: basically it's sorted down the two rack roads, Sat Kilter
Speaker 4: road end of You won't miss it.
Speaker 5: There'll be no over signs everywhere.
Speaker 4: Dogs and singles, yeah everywhere. So if you come down,
Speaker 4: if you are single, come down with the dog, come
Speaker 4: and meet someone. It's also single with a dog.
Speaker 2: And also it's going to be really casual, so don't
Speaker 2: have anxiety going, oh God, like I've got to open conversation. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: it's all none of that.
Speaker 4: You can leave it anytime. It's going to be fun though,
Speaker 4: jason Ian, do you want to borrow one? You don't
Speaker 4: have a dog. Do you want to borrow mine?
Speaker 5: It's going to be one of the kids on a lead.
Speaker 3: PEPs available.
Speaker 4: You don't look like a beagel. In fact, you kind
Speaker 4: of look like Pep are a bit of a beagle.
Speaker 5: I don't want beagles around me.
Speaker 4: Sniff a smell from a marsk you can sniff anything out.
Speaker 4: You are a beagle in human form.
Speaker 2: Pep keeps sitting down next to me. I'm trying to
Speaker 2: wedge my foot underneath her and lift her up you're
Speaker 2: sitting near him.
Speaker 4: Sorry that anyway, singles of Melbourne. We will see tomorrow.
Speaker 4: It's going to be a beautiful morning, great weather coffee.
Speaker 4: Come on down and maybe make the love of your life.
Speaker 1: Thank you for being.
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 2: Guys? Cheers for joining us for the week. Have a
Speaker 2: ripping weekend, whatever you're getting up to. You know what.
Speaker 4: I'm going to doggy dating. I've got a fortieth tonight
Speaker 4: and then I'm going to doggy dating in the morning,
Speaker 4: and that's all.
Speaker 3: Don't be hungers, I no, no, no, I won't be.
Speaker 4: And then I don't know.
Speaker 5: I'm Lauren. Sorry, it's a bit on my hands.
Speaker 4: Sorry, I mean I'm locking myself in my house and
Speaker 4: that's it.
Speaker 5: Oh, guys, phone lines are lighting up. People coming along.
Speaker 4: Twenty fourteen. Are you coming to doggy dating? Francesca?
Speaker 11: Hello, I am, but I'm having in the capacity with
Speaker 11: women my very good friend eat.
Speaker 4: You you're obviously bringing a dog or are you the dog?
Speaker 4: I mean sorry, I mean she doesn't have a dog,
Speaker 4: so she's does just stop Harvey the cavoodle.
Speaker 3: Ranchesca, how do you look with a color of Okay?
Speaker 3: How balls that up?
Speaker 4: We'll see you tomorrow. Francis. I can't wait to meet you.
Speaker 2: Another animal from some Kilder journeys on the air. Good morning, Michelle,
Speaker 2: good morning. You are coming along. You're bringing your mini spoodle.
Speaker 4: All cute, and Michelle, you over dating? Well, isn't it
Speaker 4: funny we're calling dating apps the old school way. Now
Speaker 4: we're going back to the old school.
Speaker 2: I'm over, Yeah, I'm over the dating app.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 11: I've just actually come back from you where the men
Speaker 11: are a little bit different to Oh yeah, bring my
Speaker 11: way back in.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: All right, well this is gonna be a great way
Speaker 4: to meet some new friendly single faces.
Speaker 2: We will see you tomorrow morning, ten o'clock for the
Speaker 2: park in fran Is where we are finally nailed it.
Speaker 2: Have a great weekend, Bye bye, Thank you. Lauren, wake
Speaker 2: up feeling good.
Speaker 4: I know one hundred shas and Lauren on socials. Yeah,