1 00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:03,680 Speaker 1: Jake, let me set the scene. It's two days before 2 00:00:03,760 --> 00:00:07,240 Speaker 1: Christmas and you haven't got your girlfriend at Christmas present. 3 00:00:07,720 --> 00:00:09,480 Speaker 1: You've got to go to the shops and you're looking 4 00:00:09,520 --> 00:00:13,800 Speaker 1: for a park and there isn't any anywhere, and what 5 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:14,440 Speaker 1: are you feeling? 6 00:00:15,040 --> 00:00:20,959 Speaker 2: Stimulated? We're back again with another stupil. I might actually 7 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:28,240 Speaker 2: feel guilty, but what is it which she doesn't know 8 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:30,680 Speaker 2: doesn't hurt? So, yeah, the president is good. You could 9 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:34,000 Speaker 2: say I was I got this six months ago. I've 10 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:37,200 Speaker 2: been prepared, I've been ready, mate. Some of the best 11 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:40,319 Speaker 2: things happen in like the spirit of the Moment. I 12 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:43,200 Speaker 2: did buy I've had best gift for a while, which 13 00:00:43,240 --> 00:00:47,440 Speaker 2: is like the best thing ever. Ye, not thinking about what, 14 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:49,199 Speaker 2: like what am I going to get? I've got it 15 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:51,400 Speaker 2: and I got it spirit of the moment because it 16 00:00:51,479 --> 00:00:54,160 Speaker 2: was a sale, right and it was so worth it 17 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:57,040 Speaker 2: and it's like a good present for the price limit 18 00:00:57,040 --> 00:00:59,000 Speaker 2: that we've put on our THINGO. But I'm going to 19 00:00:59,040 --> 00:01:01,400 Speaker 2: be like, what was on sale? What can it's gonna be? Like? 20 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:03,959 Speaker 1: Why do you make her feel bad? Because it's way 21 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:07,200 Speaker 1: better than her present. Hopefully, hopefully the game is a game. 22 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:08,920 Speaker 2: I will say quickly before we get into it. We 23 00:01:08,959 --> 00:01:11,280 Speaker 2: did advent calendars this year and she did hers last 24 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:12,759 Speaker 2: minute and she was like, oh, I'm sorry if it's 25 00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:14,400 Speaker 2: not that good, and I was like, we'll talking mine up, 26 00:01:14,440 --> 00:01:16,759 Speaker 2: like I'm proud of mine, Like I spent like two 27 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:18,640 Speaker 2: weeks doing it, and I was like, I'm actually really 28 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:21,720 Speaker 2: proud of mine. And I've been opening the ones that 29 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:27,559 Speaker 2: she gave me and I'm like, mine sucks, depend they're 30 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:29,440 Speaker 2: really good at that. She just give me like five 31 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:33,959 Speaker 2: dollar notes in every other day. Two days, I've had 32 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:37,360 Speaker 2: five dollars and I gotta I get a fact every day. 33 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:39,880 Speaker 2: I feel like that's a cop out. Five dollars. She 34 00:01:39,959 --> 00:01:41,480 Speaker 2: knows me and it is a cop out. Like she 35 00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:43,520 Speaker 2: didn't have time. So she was like, I've got the notes, 36 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:46,760 Speaker 2: but I like it. On Christmas they would be like 37 00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:47,400 Speaker 2: a two dollar coin. 38 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:53,800 Speaker 1: But today we are starting with what's the biggest lie 39 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:55,920 Speaker 1: you've gotten away with? Yeah, that's what we asked the 40 00:01:55,920 --> 00:01:58,640 Speaker 1: IG this week, and there's some people lying at there. 41 00:01:58,680 --> 00:02:00,560 Speaker 2: All right, I've got seven. Can I go first? Go 42 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:06,840 Speaker 2: for it? What's the biggest lie that you've gotten away with? Quote? 43 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:12,520 Speaker 1: I finished, Ah, what's the name of our big show? 44 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:13,840 Speaker 2: Relatable? 45 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:18,520 Speaker 1: That is so relatable for any gillipops listening. I feel 46 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:19,959 Speaker 1: like they've just become a point like it's been like 47 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:22,120 Speaker 1: ten minutes. It's not good, like it's just it's all 48 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:24,000 Speaker 1: about like bad movement. And then you're just like, fuck it, 49 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:24,960 Speaker 1: I'm just gonna pretend with done. 50 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:27,720 Speaker 2: We've said it once and we'll say it again if 51 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:31,640 Speaker 2: you've got to ask they didn't finish, yeah, you should know. 52 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:35,520 Speaker 2: I feel like it's default for a girl to be 53 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:38,080 Speaker 2: like I'm gonna come, and when they're actually when they 54 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:39,560 Speaker 2: actually finished, like I'm gonna go. 55 00:02:39,720 --> 00:02:42,240 Speaker 1: What's with the misconception with Like when I was eighteen, 56 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:43,200 Speaker 1: I was sure. 57 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:46,760 Speaker 2: Like you had to ask yes because we didn't. Yeah, 58 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,440 Speaker 2: I don't think I made a girl finish. So I 59 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:50,280 Speaker 2: was like I don't know. Two oh yeah, I wouldn't 60 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:53,880 Speaker 2: have either. How do you think I was? God? Yeah, 61 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:57,400 Speaker 2: I was like I was like boys, I ask her 62 00:02:57,400 --> 00:02:58,359 Speaker 2: every time and she says yes. 63 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:02,440 Speaker 1: What's with I swear every male friendship group has this 64 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:04,080 Speaker 1: one guy. It's like, yeah, I met her finished like 65 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:04,800 Speaker 1: eight times. 66 00:03:06,040 --> 00:03:09,400 Speaker 2: That's a lie, impossible, No fucking wait, yeah, yeah she 67 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:12,960 Speaker 2: finished like eight times, shaking, shut up, shut up, you 68 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:16,400 Speaker 2: didn't Yeah, she faked it once and you were like, 69 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:18,040 Speaker 2: I can get you again, and she was like, roll 70 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:20,919 Speaker 2: her eyes, she's like and she faked it a second time. 71 00:03:20,919 --> 00:03:22,799 Speaker 2: You're just like, I can get you again, and she 72 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:27,040 Speaker 2: was like, oh my god. But it's implausible. It's impossible 73 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:33,119 Speaker 2: eight times. Yeah, it's what's that movie? What's the what's 74 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:35,080 Speaker 2: the TV show? Now? It's a movie, the American one 75 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:35,560 Speaker 2: in between? 76 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:39,680 Speaker 1: It's in between. It is so jap between facts. Yeah, okay, 77 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:42,160 Speaker 1: So what's the biggest lie you've gotten away with? 78 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:49,960 Speaker 2: I don't have a boyfriend? Oh what, I don't know. 79 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:52,880 Speaker 2: Hopefully that's just to your parents and not to a 80 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:56,680 Speaker 2: guy you're seeing. I don't think we should be giving 81 00:03:56,720 --> 00:04:00,920 Speaker 2: him the benefit about there. We all know what that's Yeah, 82 00:04:00,960 --> 00:04:03,720 Speaker 2: we all know who that's too. Yeah, damn, Okay, what's 83 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:08,200 Speaker 2: the biggest lie you've gotten away with? My twin had 84 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:12,720 Speaker 2: her peas well. I just had my l's so my learners. Yeah, 85 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:15,520 Speaker 2: and I drove to the shops using her license. I 86 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:18,320 Speaker 2: like that one. That's a good one. It's great. Hell 87 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:21,800 Speaker 2: good out smart the system? Fuck yes, because then what 88 00:04:21,839 --> 00:04:24,000 Speaker 2: are they gonna do? Like it's blood test or something? 89 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:26,039 Speaker 2: Do you does it need to say? That you have 90 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:29,359 Speaker 2: a twin on your license. I don't know. That'd be 91 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:32,120 Speaker 2: so cool if it did, like pot one or two 92 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:37,040 Speaker 2: or some shit. It says T one and he looks 93 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:38,240 Speaker 2: at it. You can put over, and he goes, ah, 94 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:42,800 Speaker 2: I see the original, got the original here? Maybe, like 95 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:44,560 Speaker 2: they look up the name probably and it would come 96 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:46,920 Speaker 2: up with two people. It probably would, actually, but there's 97 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:49,040 Speaker 2: no way of telling. Nah, I have like, I have 98 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:50,800 Speaker 2: no idea that they have like a fingerprint skinner in 99 00:04:50,839 --> 00:04:53,760 Speaker 2: the car my stepmum's a twin. And the amount of times, 100 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:55,840 Speaker 2: like I reckon, they wouldn't. She would say that she 101 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:58,800 Speaker 2: can't even count the amount of times where some random 102 00:04:58,839 --> 00:05:02,320 Speaker 2: person at the shops it's like, oh hey, and she's 103 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:04,240 Speaker 2: never met them before, but her twin is friends with them, 104 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:07,039 Speaker 2: and she just has to act like. She doesn't say like, no, 105 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:09,080 Speaker 2: I'm actually the so and so. Sometimes she will say 106 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:11,240 Speaker 2: it's a twin, but sometimes the person's too excited to 107 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:13,479 Speaker 2: let down yeah that she just has to go yeah, 108 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:16,160 Speaker 2: I goodness, see gotta go. Or I would use that 109 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:20,560 Speaker 2: like i'ld make my twin look terrible. It looks like 110 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:25,520 Speaker 2: a bitch. Yeah, be like didn't you sleep with my 111 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:30,360 Speaker 2: boyfriend or just give them full culture. Yeah. The thing 112 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:32,120 Speaker 2: about me is, even if I had a twin and 113 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:34,159 Speaker 2: someone did that, it wouldn't clock that they know my twin. 114 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:36,159 Speaker 2: I would give them cultural to like you don't know, 115 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:36,479 Speaker 2: I don't. 116 00:05:36,520 --> 00:05:41,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, what's the biggest lie you've gotten away with? I 117 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:49,480 Speaker 1: love you couldn't hear that. A couldn't hear that as 118 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:50,000 Speaker 1: the partner. 119 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:52,160 Speaker 2: The biggest lie I got away with? We spoke about 120 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:53,680 Speaker 2: it on Wednesday, and I said, I'm not going to 121 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:58,000 Speaker 2: break up with you. We spoke about it on Monday, Sorry, Monday. 122 00:05:58,040 --> 00:06:01,680 Speaker 2: We spoke on Monday. Oh God, you didn't really get 123 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:05,919 Speaker 2: away with it. Well I did, because I guess you 124 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:12,039 Speaker 2: saw it coming. She asked, God, I'm sound like she 125 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:18,680 Speaker 2: was toxic. Okay, what is the biggest lie you have 126 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:22,640 Speaker 2: gotten away with? I didn't go through your phone. I 127 00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:24,880 Speaker 2: just knew you cheated on me because you said her 128 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:26,040 Speaker 2: name in your sleep. 129 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:31,200 Speaker 1: I don't think they got away with that. 130 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:34,239 Speaker 2: Yeah, No, I think he just knew he was caught 131 00:06:34,279 --> 00:06:37,560 Speaker 2: so he couldn't argue. I think he's just like, I've 132 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:41,240 Speaker 2: taken the l let's move on. Yeah, He's like, okay, 133 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:44,679 Speaker 2: I believe, let's not mess around with the details I cheated, 134 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:45,159 Speaker 2: I'm wrong. 135 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:48,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, what's the biggest lie you've gotten away with? 136 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:52,440 Speaker 1: Sort of going off one of yours pretending to come 137 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:57,600 Speaker 1: for almost four years, never did not even once. In 138 00:06:57,640 --> 00:07:02,000 Speaker 1: my defense, I didn't know any better what which makes sense? 139 00:07:02,040 --> 00:07:04,279 Speaker 1: So back in the day, when I was eighteen, all 140 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:06,440 Speaker 1: guys used to think they used to make girls finish, 141 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:08,560 Speaker 1: and I feel like maybe young girls used to feel 142 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:09,359 Speaker 1: like they had to fake it. 143 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:18,360 Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, shit, the day they have one, I bet 144 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:23,160 Speaker 2: you they can't fake another. Yeah, that'd be a good day. Hey, 145 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:24,680 Speaker 2: you can't remake that feeling. 146 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:27,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, that would be a great feeling too. Something 147 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:29,120 Speaker 1: about girls orgasms just look. 148 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:31,200 Speaker 2: Better than now What is actually with that? To be 149 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:33,400 Speaker 2: honest with you, Like, look, I enjoy it when I 150 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:38,760 Speaker 2: do it, but not to brag. I've witnessed the I've 151 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:42,680 Speaker 2: witnessed my girlfriend finish, right, and it just looks way 152 00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:45,360 Speaker 2: better than when I andy. Girl looks way better, just 153 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:51,000 Speaker 2: like something really life changing is going on. Whereas where 154 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:56,080 Speaker 2: like yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like my legs have never 155 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:59,880 Speaker 2: uncontrollably shaken. Yeah I want that, and like I can 156 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:04,400 Speaker 2: troll my facial Yeah yeah, maybe I can't. Maybe we can't. 157 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:06,320 Speaker 2: A lot of mine is just like face next to face, 158 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:13,920 Speaker 2: like hopefully she doesn't see it. I'm like this, I reckon. 159 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:16,440 Speaker 2: I'm fully like I feel like every guy coming looks 160 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:20,080 Speaker 2: like an old tortoise, like their face. Oh that's a 161 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:27,840 Speaker 2: good representation or like analogy. Sorry, damn, what's the biggest lie? 162 00:08:28,360 --> 00:08:30,320 Speaker 2: I'm gonna call this one. What's the biggest lie? You 163 00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:34,359 Speaker 2: never got away with quote? I'll just watch one episode. 164 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:36,240 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you didn't get away with that at all. 165 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:38,240 Speaker 2: I guess you. You kind of didn't get away with it. 166 00:08:38,280 --> 00:08:40,360 Speaker 2: If you like set it to someone like you got 167 00:08:40,360 --> 00:08:42,839 Speaker 2: away with yourself and you watch more, then it's such 168 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:45,960 Speaker 2: a classic. I've done this to myself so many times. Yeah, 169 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:49,880 Speaker 2: I've got myself, I've got time. You're like, I'm just 170 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:51,480 Speaker 2: gonna watch it till i'm done. I'm just gonna watch 171 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:52,880 Speaker 2: a show. Yeah, I'm just gonna watch a show. And 172 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:55,240 Speaker 2: when i'm done, I'm done. I make my own cho Yeah, 173 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:58,920 Speaker 2: I still say to myself, I've got time for one episode. Wait, 174 00:08:58,920 --> 00:09:01,480 Speaker 2: how come we went through? When you're a kid, you 175 00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:04,440 Speaker 2: have a bedtime and you don't want the bedtime. When 176 00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:06,160 Speaker 2: you get to an age where your parents stop giving 177 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:08,680 Speaker 2: you a bedtime. You stay up as late as you want. 178 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:12,040 Speaker 2: Right at our age, I've given myself a bedtime again. 179 00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:13,959 Speaker 2: Why I saw a thing. 180 00:09:14,040 --> 00:09:17,199 Speaker 1: Actually, and all the things we hated as a kid 181 00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:21,240 Speaker 1: are the things we look for as adults. Why like dieting, 182 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:22,520 Speaker 1: we all want to die. 183 00:09:22,559 --> 00:09:24,360 Speaker 2: We all want to look the best. Like we don't 184 00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:27,280 Speaker 2: want to touch lollies I could eat. I have literal 185 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:29,679 Speaker 2: control over everything I do. Yeah, like bedtime, we used 186 00:09:29,679 --> 00:09:31,520 Speaker 2: to hate it, Now we love it. Going to bettert 187 00:09:31,559 --> 00:09:34,240 Speaker 2: like eight o'clock. Why it's called maturing. 188 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:39,480 Speaker 1: So I was mature as a kid, maybe forced forced 189 00:09:39,520 --> 00:09:40,080 Speaker 1: to be mature. 190 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:42,160 Speaker 2: Also, the bedtime when you're a kid is just so 191 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:44,160 Speaker 2: your parents don't have to deal with you. I'm going 192 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:46,920 Speaker 2: to make my kids bedtime. Bedtime now is so I 193 00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:49,920 Speaker 2: don't have to do it myself. That's so fair. 194 00:09:50,679 --> 00:09:53,880 Speaker 1: Okay, what's the biggest lie you've gotten away with? My 195 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,040 Speaker 1: dad totally likes you. 196 00:09:57,559 --> 00:10:03,040 Speaker 2: Fuck, that's fine, harsh, that's so that's probably a good 197 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:03,880 Speaker 2: lie to get away with. 198 00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:06,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, as a partner, you can't know that your 199 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:08,240 Speaker 1: partner's parents hate you. 200 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:11,400 Speaker 2: I mean you might want to like gus them up. 201 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:14,360 Speaker 2: You did so good at that dinner, babe, dad props 202 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:18,640 Speaker 2: you away. Yeah, I don't know. I feel like it's 203 00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:23,120 Speaker 2: not hard too. Like let's say you're just a normal 204 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:26,120 Speaker 2: guy that's like respectful, right, and you are actually like 205 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:29,480 Speaker 2: a good guy, and someone's dad doesn't like you. I 206 00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:31,600 Speaker 2: think the dad's going to be the problem then. Yeah, 207 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:33,960 Speaker 2: But like if you were to really think about your 208 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,440 Speaker 2: actions ands and be like, I am doing everything I 209 00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:38,920 Speaker 2: can for this girl. I'm doing everything I want her 210 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,480 Speaker 2: to have the best life. I think of her with 211 00:10:41,520 --> 00:10:44,360 Speaker 2: every decision, Like I you know, I treat her with 212 00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:48,480 Speaker 2: the utmost respect. But you like think that and you're like, wait, 213 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:50,920 Speaker 2: maybe I actually don't and her dad doesn't like you. 214 00:10:51,160 --> 00:10:53,240 Speaker 2: It's probably because he can see that you don't treat 215 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:54,319 Speaker 2: her without most respect. True. 216 00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:56,760 Speaker 1: Well, I think the big problem there is a lot 217 00:10:56,760 --> 00:10:59,520 Speaker 1: of men don't even have that thinking process mm, and 218 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:01,400 Speaker 1: they just like, oh, yeah, I'm dead in this girl. 219 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:04,280 Speaker 2: Let's go see her dad. Yeah, Like they don't think 220 00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:07,240 Speaker 2: how much you should appreciate chance. Yeah, good to see. 221 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:09,160 Speaker 2: I've always wanted to. 222 00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:11,480 Speaker 1: I never had the balls, obviously, Like when you go 223 00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:13,360 Speaker 1: meet your in laws or whatever for the first time 224 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:15,440 Speaker 1: or something, yeah, you like, do you do like a 225 00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:16,520 Speaker 1: bell or something. 226 00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:19,120 Speaker 2: Like he's weird? And then and then like a couple 227 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:20,520 Speaker 2: of weeks down in check like I was his kidney. 228 00:11:20,559 --> 00:11:29,319 Speaker 2: I'm so normal, I really so. I've had two girlfriends 229 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:33,280 Speaker 2: before Beth never ever called them by like mister and missus. 230 00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:36,200 Speaker 2: I've always been introduced with their first name. And my 231 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:38,120 Speaker 2: dad when he was a giddy set, even with his friends, 232 00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:41,240 Speaker 2: it was always like missus Craig, mister Craig. Like even 233 00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:44,839 Speaker 2: with friends. When I first was going to meet best parents, 234 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:47,360 Speaker 2: I was like, do you reckon? They would think it's 235 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:50,200 Speaker 2: like crazy respectful and but they love me. If I 236 00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:53,320 Speaker 2: was like like if I was like yeah, looking for 237 00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:56,200 Speaker 2: their approval. If I was like high mister Cummins and 238 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:58,200 Speaker 2: like hi, missus Cummins, and she was like, no, don't 239 00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:02,559 Speaker 2: do that because they're both teachers. Oh yeah, they hate that. 240 00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:05,760 Speaker 2: I was like fair enough, Yeah, but I kind of 241 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:08,360 Speaker 2: want to it would work. I want to get when 242 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:10,080 Speaker 2: I'm older. I hopefully I have a daughter and she 243 00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:11,280 Speaker 2: has a boyfriend. She's like, I want to bring my 244 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:13,080 Speaker 2: bothri over. I want to be like, tell him he 245 00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:15,040 Speaker 2: has to call me mister krak Yeah. 246 00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:17,240 Speaker 1: I want to play tricks, Haley, bring all my friends over, 247 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:19,080 Speaker 1: like bring you over, and like try and intimidate him 248 00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:20,679 Speaker 1: and ship intimidating. 249 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:26,280 Speaker 2: He'll be like, fuck, I'll make content out of it 250 00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:28,040 Speaker 2: and be like, so, why are you taking with my daughter? 251 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:33,680 Speaker 2: You have to come on the podcast? No you okay, 252 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:37,840 Speaker 2: I'll go. It's my last one. What's the biggest lie 253 00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:41,760 Speaker 2: you got away with? No, babe, yours is good. The 254 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:45,440 Speaker 2: big one's scamy? Scare me? And then she said, don't 255 00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:45,880 Speaker 2: judge me. 256 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:49,679 Speaker 1: To be fair, some willies would be scary. I haven't 257 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:50,839 Speaker 1: heard that word used before. 258 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,840 Speaker 2: Some Yes, I'm scamy. Yeah, they probably would, to be fair, 259 00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:55,679 Speaker 2: they're not nice to look at it. They look a 260 00:12:55,720 --> 00:13:01,200 Speaker 2: bit like you guys look at it as like you know, 261 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:03,679 Speaker 2: some of them probably do. But if I saw like 262 00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:06,640 Speaker 2: a big like, oh I don't want that thing, that 263 00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:07,360 Speaker 2: thing's scary. 264 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:10,280 Speaker 1: My last one. What's the biggest lie you've gotten away with? 265 00:13:11,679 --> 00:13:16,840 Speaker 2: You're big? Oh? My girlfriend always says I'm big. Yeah, 266 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:17,760 Speaker 2: I think she's noting. 267 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:20,520 Speaker 1: Wait, let me just let me just check that in 268 00:13:20,679 --> 00:13:24,240 Speaker 1: death and he commings's Jake. 269 00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:27,280 Speaker 2: You're never getting Henry back. I've got Henry right now. 270 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:28,240 Speaker 2: You're never getting henry back. 271 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:34,160 Speaker 1: That could mean it in like size downstairs, body image 272 00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:35,120 Speaker 1: could be anything. 273 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:39,080 Speaker 2: Brain size. She always says she doesn't. She does not 274 00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:41,360 Speaker 2: say I have a big brain. I think that's been 275 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:51,160 Speaker 2: well established that I don't. Next up, guys, we are 276 00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:53,679 Speaker 2: going to do a new one that we've never done before, 277 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:59,400 Speaker 2: and it's should I block, unfollow or second chance? Yes, 278 00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:03,240 Speaker 2: little scenario, and then we'll answer I'm key for this, Okay, 279 00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:06,199 Speaker 2: don't want to go first? Go for it. He asks 280 00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:09,240 Speaker 2: you on a first date. The day arrives and he 281 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:12,400 Speaker 2: hasn't messaged you, so you message him and he says, quote, 282 00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:15,120 Speaker 2: I'm so sorry, I've been sleeping sick all day. Can 283 00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:17,120 Speaker 2: we please reschedule? I really want to take you on 284 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:25,160 Speaker 2: a date? Block, unfollow, second chance, unfollow? I deserve better? Yeah, 285 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:28,080 Speaker 2: fuck that. It's not quite blockworthy. 286 00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:30,200 Speaker 1: No, it's not worthy, but like it's still very disrespectful 287 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:30,760 Speaker 1: and unfollow. 288 00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:33,080 Speaker 2: I don't want that shit in my life. Yeahollow? All right? 289 00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:36,800 Speaker 1: Should I block? Unfollow or second chance? He lends another 290 00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:39,240 Speaker 1: girl a jacket on a night out and he's in 291 00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:40,000 Speaker 1: a relationship. 292 00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:52,680 Speaker 2: Oh, I mean in a relationship. I'm gonna say block block. 293 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:57,040 Speaker 2: I was about to say second chance, but block. I 294 00:14:57,040 --> 00:15:00,600 Speaker 2: don't think that to be on either block. Should I 295 00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:08,880 Speaker 2: block unfollow or second chance? He went to the strip club? Oh? 296 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:12,240 Speaker 2: Any reasoning behind it? Or it just went boy's night, 297 00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:13,080 Speaker 2: Boy's night. 298 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:20,160 Speaker 1: That is block worthy block, especially if the boundary I. 299 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,680 Speaker 2: Didn't get a dance or I technically didn't pay for 300 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:25,800 Speaker 2: the dance my friends paid for it. That is so fine. 301 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,440 Speaker 2: I'll give you a second chaniru. 302 00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:33,320 Speaker 1: Off, fuck off, block, block, block, block, number, Instagram, Snapchat, Facebook, everything? 303 00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:38,440 Speaker 1: Should I block? Unfollow or second chance? He farts on 304 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:39,040 Speaker 1: a first date? 305 00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:44,480 Speaker 2: Second chance? Second chance? Come on? Everybody has all slip 306 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:47,880 Speaker 2: up every now and then on the first date. Should 307 00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:49,440 Speaker 2: be I had a bit of a what if he 308 00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:51,680 Speaker 2: had like a bit of risk a lunch? Yeah, I 309 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:55,320 Speaker 2: just feeling risky with so he goes sorry out of Indian? 310 00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:59,360 Speaker 2: Would you if he farted and didn't play it off, 311 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,680 Speaker 2: then block? But if he tried to play it off, 312 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:05,720 Speaker 2: let it be cute. Let's be cute, man, that's a 313 00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:09,360 Speaker 2: sign of things to come. Should I block, unfollow or 314 00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:14,160 Speaker 2: second chance? His DM slide was a story reply to 315 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:20,920 Speaker 2: a first trap. Oh wait, she's putting the first trap 316 00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:21,520 Speaker 2: on her story? 317 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:24,240 Speaker 1: Well, I think that's what she wants. So I reckon 318 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:31,280 Speaker 1: that's datium. Okay, that's good. Okay, yeah, yeah, say as 319 00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:31,560 Speaker 1: you will. 320 00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:32,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, I reckon? Okay. 321 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:36,200 Speaker 1: Should I block, unfollow or second chance? He has a 322 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:38,800 Speaker 1: very close relationship with his mummy. 323 00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:45,800 Speaker 2: Oh, second chance does the washing like she brings food 324 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:49,680 Speaker 2: over and like meal prep. He goes to hers like, 325 00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:51,600 Speaker 2: I know four times a week. 326 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:56,920 Speaker 1: To watch the Netflix together. What I bet you people 327 00:16:56,920 --> 00:16:58,840 Speaker 1: do that? Watch Love Island or something too? 328 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:01,360 Speaker 2: Was she like? He? She calls him and she's like, oh, 329 00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:03,360 Speaker 2: where I'm at mum's place. She's like, oh yeah, what 330 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:04,919 Speaker 2: are you guys doing. She's like mash Netflix and the 331 00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:14,160 Speaker 2: Shell with my mummy? Okay? Should I block? On follow 332 00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:17,840 Speaker 2: or second chance? He was rude to the waiter at 333 00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:21,159 Speaker 2: the restaurant. I don't want that in my life. I'm 334 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:22,240 Speaker 2: just gonna unfollow though. Yeah. 335 00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:25,320 Speaker 1: Unfollow not blockworthy, but just unfollow. Should I block? Unfollow 336 00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:30,040 Speaker 1: or second chance? A girl asked for his contact and 337 00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:32,920 Speaker 1: he gives his insta instead of saying he has a girlfriend. 338 00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:41,720 Speaker 2: Hmmm, wow are you on his Instagram? Yeah? Like like 339 00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:48,520 Speaker 2: in a couple of carousels. Unfollow, Mm yeah yeah, unfollow? 340 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:53,440 Speaker 2: I agree? Oh yeah, yeah yeah should I block unfollow 341 00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:56,400 Speaker 2: or second chance? He cheated and when you confronted him, 342 00:17:56,400 --> 00:18:01,080 Speaker 2: he cried, poor, poor guy, poor guy. That's what you get, 343 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:05,399 Speaker 2: that's what you deserve. So second chance block. 344 00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:10,119 Speaker 1: At my last one? Should I block unfollow? A second chance? 345 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:12,440 Speaker 1: He's a serial story lacker. 346 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:20,800 Speaker 2: Oh, I mean unfollow, so then you can still see 347 00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:23,000 Speaker 2: that he likes your story to get little gas up, 348 00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:26,480 Speaker 2: so you can be lightly gassed. But he yeah, don't 349 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:38,400 Speaker 2: follow it. But there's just muscle memory. Okay, guys coming back 350 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:44,560 Speaker 2: to here with things girls where regularly that cannot be comfortable, 351 00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:50,960 Speaker 2: This is fun to think about, I will say, challenging 352 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,200 Speaker 2: once you've done all the main ones. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 353 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:55,439 Speaker 2: you gotta go a bit outside the box. I have 354 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:58,439 Speaker 2: done with two of them. I think I've had to 355 00:18:58,400 --> 00:18:59,840 Speaker 2: gross out of the box with the wall. Okay, so 356 00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:01,240 Speaker 2: let me go first. 357 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:05,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, so things girls wear regularly that can't be comfortable. 358 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:10,120 Speaker 1: Hear me out on this one, and I think you 359 00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:12,840 Speaker 1: should be able to clarify because you might own a pair. 360 00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:22,359 Speaker 1: So let me let me explain platform shoes because they 361 00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:23,640 Speaker 1: have to be heavier. 362 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:27,240 Speaker 2: I don't own a pair, and I agree you sure, 363 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:31,880 Speaker 2: Look these are platform I own a pair of low 364 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:35,920 Speaker 2: cut Doc Martins with the normal soul platform. 365 00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:37,720 Speaker 1: I swear for your heart, you've wore a couple of 366 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:41,040 Speaker 1: platforms around, maybe on Wigan, maybe on your Wigan. 367 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,919 Speaker 2: Maybe I haven't made that up so you would be 368 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:44,960 Speaker 2: on the first one. I'm with you on that one, 369 00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:48,040 Speaker 2: fully with you. Also, are they the same price? I 370 00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:49,360 Speaker 2: feel like they're get in a bargain if they get 371 00:19:49,359 --> 00:19:54,040 Speaker 2: an extra material. No, no, no, they're more don't know 372 00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:59,359 Speaker 2: what they're doing. Okay, now this one isn't regularly. This 373 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:04,600 Speaker 2: is things go where sometimes they cannot be comfortable. A 374 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:08,239 Speaker 2: fake smile on a first date when he's looking a 375 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:11,120 Speaker 2: lot more like five seven than the six foot he claimed. 376 00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:13,800 Speaker 2: That's got to be relatable. 377 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:18,239 Speaker 1: It can't be comfortable, can't be comfortable to maintain that. 378 00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:22,040 Speaker 1: It's like things girls whar regularly that can't be comfortable. 379 00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:23,720 Speaker 1: Corset tops. 380 00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:27,800 Speaker 2: Ooh that's a good one. Yeah, yeah, no, I agree. 381 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, I'm all for wearing them look great confidence. 382 00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:31,840 Speaker 1: If you love them, you love them. But I'm thinking, like, 383 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:33,000 Speaker 1: is this pressing against you? 384 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:34,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't be comforted. 385 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:37,879 Speaker 1: I'm thinking about that one scene in Parts of the 386 00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:40,600 Speaker 1: Caribbean Oi when she falls off that cliff and Jack 387 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:41,840 Speaker 1: Sparrow has to go save it because. 388 00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:44,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, she can't even breathe. Obviously it's not the same thing, 389 00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:47,639 Speaker 2: but like it is still certain. I guess it's a 390 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:51,679 Speaker 2: dull down version. Yeah. Things girls wear regularly that cannot 391 00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:54,320 Speaker 2: be comfortable. Booby tape. 392 00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:58,240 Speaker 1: Oh your skin can't be nice, you know what I'm 393 00:20:58,240 --> 00:20:59,960 Speaker 1: talking about, and then they have to take it off. 394 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:02,720 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I was even thinking nipple tape too, That's 395 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,520 Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah, well isn't that boob 396 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:06,360 Speaker 1: tape to like it's like the equivalent of a bra. 397 00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:09,280 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that must be worse because like presses against you. 398 00:21:09,359 --> 00:21:15,200 Speaker 2: I just I've always thought, like, god, sure, see see 399 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:16,960 Speaker 2: what it feels like? That was easy? 400 00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:20,920 Speaker 1: Okay, my last one, this one's rogue. But I think 401 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:25,600 Speaker 1: it can't be comfortable. Things girls where regularly they can't 402 00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:27,879 Speaker 1: be comfortable. Nipple piercing. 403 00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:33,600 Speaker 2: I was thinking of that, and I was thinking, what 404 00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:35,080 Speaker 2: does it get caught on? As well? 405 00:21:35,119 --> 00:21:39,560 Speaker 3: I was thinking, like you're putting a shirt, pulling a 406 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:42,119 Speaker 3: shirt over and like quickly, just like you put a 407 00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:45,760 Speaker 3: shirt on quick It's it's second nature and it just grabs. 408 00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:46,120 Speaker 2: Yeah. 409 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:48,800 Speaker 1: Also, I just feel like it's if it's cold, or 410 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:49,840 Speaker 1: you're like in an aircorn room. 411 00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:52,080 Speaker 2: Does the metal get cool and you're like, oh, it's 412 00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:56,000 Speaker 2: a cold. When your nipple goes hard and shrinks a 413 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,199 Speaker 2: bit because it's going hard and coming in, does it 414 00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:01,520 Speaker 2: feel like the hole is stretching because the metal doesn't 415 00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:03,880 Speaker 2: change size or do you just not feel it? Yeah? 416 00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:05,680 Speaker 2: Oh yeah? Or are we dumb and you don't feel 417 00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:06,040 Speaker 2: it ever? 418 00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:07,840 Speaker 1: But I feel like if like you're putting your shirt 419 00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:10,240 Speaker 1: on that analogy, like I think you would feel. 420 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:11,800 Speaker 2: It got caught on something. Yeah. 421 00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:14,040 Speaker 1: I feel like, you know the equivalent of like when 422 00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:16,040 Speaker 1: you have that little stray thing on your nail when 423 00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:18,199 Speaker 1: you accidentally like flick something with that. I feel like 424 00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:20,399 Speaker 1: that's the equivalent of a nipple piece of getting caught 425 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:20,879 Speaker 1: on the shirt. 426 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:25,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, and it would be worse. Ah fuck, Okay, my 427 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:28,400 Speaker 2: last one's also rogue. And I don't even know if 428 00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:32,080 Speaker 2: this correlates at all, But things girls where regularly they 429 00:22:32,119 --> 00:22:35,760 Speaker 2: cannot be comfortable fur when they pet a passing dog. 430 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:41,280 Speaker 2: What I don't get it? The fur all over their 431 00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:43,080 Speaker 2: freaking body when they get down on their hands and 432 00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:46,280 Speaker 2: knees to pet are passing, right, I don't. 433 00:22:46,119 --> 00:22:48,679 Speaker 1: Think they correlates that because they don't consciously wear that. 434 00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:53,040 Speaker 2: I was so last day. I was like, fuck, I 435 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,320 Speaker 2: love something calling you out. We had like a big 436 00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:57,480 Speaker 2: recording session in Sydney the other day on Monday and 437 00:22:57,560 --> 00:22:59,520 Speaker 2: Jack rocks up in a black tea and his back 438 00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:05,679 Speaker 2: was covered in doghair? Was it? Before I left? I 439 00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:08,159 Speaker 2: rolled the front of my body, not the bad and 440 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:10,080 Speaker 2: I saw fact and I was like, Lucky, this isn't matter. 441 00:23:10,119 --> 00:23:12,720 Speaker 2: Bort that so it looks like a crazy dog lader. 442 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:23,080 Speaker 2: We love you. That was stimulated. See ye bye