Speaker 1: We've got get you the way morning, every day, every
Speaker 1: lazy gentlemen, Adelaides.
Speaker 2: It's an interesting time of the year when it comes
Speaker 2: to traffic congestion.
Speaker 1: Absolute nightmare as we speak.
Speaker 3: And I'm sure there are plenty of motor of sitting
Speaker 3: in the traffic right now, just nodding along in agreement.
Speaker 3: But we took a call last week and it was
Speaker 3: from a woman who was saying that she commutes a very,
Speaker 3: very long way and it was quite unheard of for
Speaker 3: a little old Adelaide, South Australia, because how long does
Speaker 3: it take you to get to work.
Speaker 2: Four o'clock in the morning. It takes literally nine minutes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm seven.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you get the right time as well. But even
Speaker 2: leaving work, yeah, you can get from here and even
Speaker 2: to High Marsh if I get a good run, thanks,
Speaker 2: like three or four minutes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 2: I'mbelieved.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're so very lucky, just not at the moment.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's very congestion at the moment. This is Jasmine
Speaker 2: from Christie's peach.
Speaker 1: Next Morning is Jasmine from Christie's speech. Good morning, Jasmine,
Speaker 1: Good morning. You off to work today?
Speaker 4: Yeap?
Speaker 1: Whereabouts your work?
Speaker 5: I'm more than late.
Speaker 2: Ah, nice, that's quite a drive. Christy's how long does
Speaker 2: that taken? About an hour?
Speaker 1: Oh goodness?
Speaker 2: Got an hour? About an hour compared to what it
Speaker 2: was maybe ten fifteen years ago. That's some solid stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I just wonder like people would be easily
Speaker 3: sitting in the car for an hour at the moment.
Speaker 3: But what's your regular normal commute to work? So we
Speaker 3: have a family member who lives at in Middleton, so
Speaker 3: she will jump in a car, drive to Seacliff, jump
Speaker 3: on the train, train it from Seacliff into the city,
Speaker 3: jump off the train onto a bus from the city
Speaker 3: to North Adelaide every single day.
Speaker 2: What tells you to work about four point thirty believable route.
Speaker 1: Let's do this. Let's find Adelaide's longest commute, shall we?
Speaker 2: Marie?
Speaker 4: Morning to you, morning guys.
Speaker 6: How are you?
Speaker 1: We're good? Marie? What was your commute?
Speaker 6: Well? I was commuting from Flagstaff Hill all the way
Speaker 6: to Port Adelaide and having to do two different school
Speaker 6: drop offs along the way, so it depending on traffic,
Speaker 6: there was an accident or roadwork, anywhere from an hour
Speaker 6: and fifteen to an hour and a half, usually longer.
Speaker 6: You know, Happy Hill road isn't great, so and I
Speaker 6: tried every shortcut you could think of, and yeah, on
Speaker 6: the way home would be forty five minutes to an
Speaker 6: hour every day.
Speaker 2: You never tried it on seventy and fifty or anything,
Speaker 2: did you there? That's alone.
Speaker 3: But did you ever just instead of stopping the car
Speaker 3: to slow down and go kids drop and roll.
Speaker 1: Just get out?
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, definitely, No, it was you know, like sometimes
Speaker 6: driving home i'd been tears.
Speaker 3: It's like, oh, myst I just want to get home,
Speaker 3: you know, it's a long day.
Speaker 1: Not anymore though, right.
Speaker 6: Well, you're asking on the wrong morning. I've left home
Speaker 6: at seven thirty and I'm still in the car. But
Speaker 6: that's unusual because of the roadworks almostly now do.
Speaker 2: You sometimes on your commuter to school, when you're listening
Speaker 2: and over you're like, wow, it's been an hour and
Speaker 2: a half, but it feels like five minutes because it
Speaker 2: had such fun.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well, I have to say, you guys are awesome.
Speaker 6: I love it. It definitely makes it easier.
Speaker 1: So yeah, thank you much.
Speaker 2: I thought that was going to go on a severely
Speaker 2: different areasa.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much for Marie absolutely fishing for compliments there.
Speaker 2: And yeah, all right, Marie. So Marie has set the
Speaker 2: targeted let's call it an hour and a half. Okay,
Speaker 2: an now and fifteen to an hour and a half,
Speaker 2: let's call it an hour and a half. Who can
Speaker 2: beat that?
Speaker 1: But god, people are doing some hours on the road.
Speaker 3: Ordinarily, let's go to suit and that's already an hour
Speaker 3: and fifteen away from Adelaide, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I drive into the city myself an hour and fifteen.
Speaker 5: But he drives from Stress to Edinburgh and a half
Speaker 5: two hours.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, Edinburgh and Scotland. Sorry, so so how
Speaker 2: much time is that?
Speaker 6: Then hour and a half to two depends on traffic,
Speaker 6: could be two hours.
Speaker 2: What two hours there? So four hours total? Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Wow in the car eage and every day. Yeah, that's
Speaker 3: a lot. Thank you so much, Sue Rachel.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Good morning to you. This is your hobby.
Speaker 1: What's he doing?
Speaker 4: So we've got a flooring company, So he has to
Speaker 4: go look at port He has to go out to
Speaker 4: dry Creek to the cup.
Speaker 7: Stock right, and then the work's back at Portallung tomorrow.
Speaker 7: The work's back down at Heimush Island. So he goes
Speaker 7: from Port Wallunger out to Dry Creek and then down
Speaker 7: time Marsh Island.
Speaker 1: How long in total, I don't know.
Speaker 4: He leaves it like quarter to six.
Speaker 7: You won't get back till about eight thirty.
Speaker 3: If it's any consolation driving around that is a beautiful
Speaker 3: part of the world.
Speaker 8: It is.
Speaker 7: Yeah, absolutely, it is.
Speaker 1: All right so far, I think.
Speaker 3: For Elisa from Sterling, good morning, Good morning, Okay, describe
Speaker 3: your morning for us.
Speaker 5: Mine's a little bit different. I actually live right next
Speaker 5: door to my work, but in the more brilliant But
Speaker 5: in the morning, I get in my car with my
Speaker 5: daughter and I drive her an hour to Salisbury for
Speaker 5: school and then an hour back, and then I walk
Speaker 5: across the road to my wife.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, it would sometimes What about if your
Speaker 2: daughter's running, lady, you guys running like because of your daughter,
Speaker 2: it would be really hard not to get just a
Speaker 2: little bit angry at her, just for the inconvenience factor.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, I can kind of start when I
Speaker 5: need to, so that doesn't matter. But yes, there's been
Speaker 5: times where it's been all right, we need to get
Speaker 5: out the door. And then in the afternoon I walk
Speaker 5: back to my car across from my work, and then
Speaker 5: I get back in, drive down and then drive back
Speaker 5: and pick her up as well.
Speaker 3: Listen, my question is how come if you live in
Speaker 3: Sterling your daughter goes to school in Salisbury.
Speaker 5: Well, we moved to Sterling for my work in April
Speaker 5: and she's in year ten and she has a fantastic
Speaker 5: friend group and is doing really well, and we just
Speaker 5: didn't want to disturb that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, that's called Mama Lisa w Yeah. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: kind some really really solid commutes. Remember produce a flag
Speaker 2: you were telling us that used to be That was
Speaker 2: Adelaide's reputation. Twenty minutes anywhere. Yeah, and you'll find yourself
Speaker 2: one side to the other that is complete blowing.
Speaker 8: Everytime someone comes to Adelaide and they're like, I really
Speaker 8: love this place, like friends of mine, I'm like, yeah, mate,
Speaker 8: it's twenty minute city.
Speaker 2: I don't know why I still say that, because it's not. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I reckon. There was an eye opener, even for me.
Speaker 2: The other day. It was like Sunday afternoon and traffic
Speaker 2: was completely congested in the middle of South Road. Yeah,
Speaker 2: or where's everyone going?
Speaker 1: It was a busy, mate.
Speaker 3: You could be any time of any day. Traffic will
Speaker 3: always be congested on South Road.
Speaker 2: It's a good one.
Speaker 9: Your father, he's on the money shod and has naughty
Speaker 9: it's six not yeah, yes, so I see you know
Speaker 9: your blue stuff.
Speaker 2: Well, it's that time where we just get this sort
Speaker 2: of stuff out of our system before we straighten up
Speaker 2: up seven o'clock. We call it Nautiy's six forty.
Speaker 3: Naughty six forty is the space where we can just
Speaker 3: run a little bit blue and get away with it.
Speaker 2: Question, when was the last time that you went to
Speaker 2: a sex shop?
Speaker 1: I don't, weirdly enough frequent.
Speaker 3: As a mother of four, a middle aged mother be four,
Speaker 3: I don't frequent sex shops. Do you?
Speaker 2: You've never popped into a sex shop while the kids
Speaker 2: waiting the carts? Crazy?
Speaker 3: Neither neither I tell you who is popping into a
Speaker 3: sex shop though?
Speaker 1: Lamar Odom Can you remember Lamar?
Speaker 2: I don't remember Lamar because I'm a big basketball fan.
Speaker 2: He's a two time NBA champion for the Lakers.
Speaker 3: But more notably, yes was married to Khloe kardashi In.
Speaker 3: But you might remember he went missing for like a
Speaker 3: couple of weeks. Can you remember this? And they found
Speaker 3: him out in the desert somewhere and just all hold up.
Speaker 1: With lots of sex workers and lots and lots.
Speaker 2: Of drugs, sort of white pad on stuff on his face.
Speaker 2: What's going on here?
Speaker 1: Is as sugar who something like that? But he nearly
Speaker 1: did he not nearly die in that little bender.
Speaker 2: Yes, I think he had all sorts of heart and stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 2: right from that vendor. There's a lesson in that. Not
Speaker 2: sure what it is.
Speaker 3: Well, I'll tell you what's bringing him back to life,
Speaker 3: and that's this sex doll. And so apparently he has
Speaker 3: requested that it looked like Chloe Kardashian.
Speaker 2: Right, hang on, just just let's just wheel back and second,
Speaker 2: lamar Odom has brought a sex dole. Two time NBA
Speaker 2: champion needs to buy sex doles? Yes, right, okay, yep,
Speaker 2: there we go.
Speaker 3: I've had to google it just for research, and goodness me,
Speaker 3: they're quite lifelike, aren't they.
Speaker 2: Yes, they've also seen it, and I was very surprised.
Speaker 3: It's not what I pitched in my head confronting size boobs,
Speaker 3: aren't they They're enormous?
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't know thoughts, feelings, emotions about you know, having
Speaker 3: relations with something that's not real.
Speaker 2: Can I honestly say that I have never had relations.
Speaker 2: That's something that isn't real. Yeah, I can say that
Speaker 2: a hand on heart, yeah, produce a flak. Though. On
Speaker 2: the other hand, this is a man when we're talking
Speaker 2: in the pre show meeting, and he's eyes were beaming
Speaker 2: when we were talking about this, because you're a bit
Speaker 2: of a sex shop kind of serve.
Speaker 8: I think the exact words I used was I went
Speaker 8: to one about five years ago, and I.
Speaker 2: Think the exact words of Joe's use was dirty bird.
Speaker 10: God.
Speaker 3: What do you look at the ground when you walk
Speaker 3: into those places. There's one just up the road for me,
Speaker 3: and I always like stare at the people who were
Speaker 3: walking in, going you must be mortified.
Speaker 2: I went in with a girlfriend at the time, and
Speaker 2: the woman on the front desk was.
Speaker 8: Like evening hello, and I'm like, oh God, don't look
Speaker 8: at me, don't.
Speaker 2: Look at me.
Speaker 1: Just hand over Chloe, cutashen and let me be on
Speaker 1: my way.
Speaker 8: I was actually blown away going through a sex shop
Speaker 8: the amount of products in. I just thought it was
Speaker 8: like a bit of pornography and a couple of women's toys.
Speaker 2: There is a lot that I never thought was real.
Speaker 1: Some going on.
Speaker 2: Are you similar to Lamar. In this article, it says
Speaker 2: the forty five year old tight ath that was also
Speaker 2: seen in the video picking up dildos from a working station,
Speaker 2: he already stole to come with voluptuous curves and a
Speaker 2: face similar to Kardashians. So was he using it? Is
Speaker 2: someone else using it? Where's the extra stuff? Being with
Speaker 2: a lot of money?
Speaker 3: I don't know, And I don't like to be that
Speaker 3: woman hating on other women. But the Kardashians have had
Speaker 3: so much cosmetic surgery that it's very difficult to tell
Speaker 3: who's hoot which wants the.
Speaker 2: Dolls one hundred percent. That's a very very good point.
Speaker 2: I mean, how confronting when you think that you're shocking
Speaker 2: up with a sex style, but then it talks back,
Speaker 2: Oh my god thirteen, twenty four ten, Have you hooked
Speaker 2: up with a sex dole? Thirty and twenty four ten?
Speaker 2: Are you a sex style? What's it like? Driving can
Speaker 2: be tricky, really tricky, because I feel like the roads,
Speaker 2: there's rules, et cetera, are always ever evolving, Joe.
Speaker 1: And sometimes you have a bit of a brain fait.
Speaker 3: Don't you even think, okay, if I'm going straight here
Speaker 3: and that person's turning right, Do I do I give way?
Speaker 1: Or do they give way to me?
Speaker 2: The left hand or right hand side of the road?
Speaker 2: What's going on?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What's that? What's that pedal?
Speaker 1: Do?
Speaker 2: Is that the accelerator or the brake? All those sorts
Speaker 2: of question.
Speaker 1: What about this?
Speaker 3: A controversial new reporters suggested Ozzie's aged over could be
Speaker 3: subjected to mandatory driving lessons. So it's a study from
Speaker 3: the UNI of New South Wales and they suggested that
Speaker 3: drivers with or without clean driving records should be re
Speaker 3: examined in order to make the roads safer. So a
Speaker 3: lot of things that we're doing is just bad habits
Speaker 3: that you've brought, bought, brought.
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, you can't buy bad habits. Oh you can't.
Speaker 3: Actually, So on the list, we see a lot of
Speaker 3: people not checking blind spots, not making right hand turns properly,
Speaker 3: cutting corners, or not maintaining their lane position, any of those?
Speaker 2: You are are you serious? I fired my piece test.
Speaker 2: I foiled my l's test like three or four times.
Speaker 2: And that was literally a computer's test where it's like
Speaker 2: a driving simulated ahead of its time too, by the way,
Speaker 2: back then, yeah, and then I filed my peace test
Speaker 2: like five times, yeah right, And I almost flucked it
Speaker 2: because I had to get it done in the city
Speaker 2: and I was doing it in Sydney at the time,
Speaker 2: and in particular at Bondi Junction. You can only get
Speaker 2: a test like once every few months, ok, and I
Speaker 2: wasn't ready and I knew I wasn't ready. So this
Speaker 2: was my first one that I failed. And they said, actually,
Speaker 2: someone just canceled. Can you come in tomorrow? And I
Speaker 2: did and I passed it until we were literally turning
Speaker 2: back to the d MB and I was turning right
Speaker 2: and the person going the other way was turning left.
Speaker 2: And what I learned was you can't turn at the
Speaker 2: same time. You've got it. I mean, you're reacting like
Speaker 2: that's obvious. It's obvious. It's obvious now because I learned
Speaker 2: the hard way. And then the guy, who was a
Speaker 2: lovely guy. I still remember, he had his head in
Speaker 2: his hands. He was like, I'm so sorry, Oh you
Speaker 2: were home. We're right there. That's a finish line, but
Speaker 2: that's an instant bail. And then I lost my confidence
Speaker 2: and it just was just a blur of failures.
Speaker 3: After that, sad I failed mine, and I remember because
Speaker 3: in tazzy. They do things a bit different on so
Speaker 3: many levels.
Speaker 2: You knew the whole feet down the bottom of the
Speaker 2: car Yabba dabadoo.
Speaker 3: Anyway, So I think you can sit for your learners
Speaker 3: when you're fifteen. But I failed, So then I moved
Speaker 3: to Queensland and then I couldn't do it for like
Speaker 3: another year.
Speaker 1: Devastated.
Speaker 2: That's a bit tough.
Speaker 3: Who would have thought you'd failed your learners when you
Speaker 3: didn't do a lick of study for it.
Speaker 2: That's crazy, so weird. The beautiful law of winging. It
Speaker 2: didn't work for me that time. What about you producers are?
Speaker 11: I might have failed my P test a couple of
Speaker 11: time with that. I failed the first time because my
Speaker 11: dad always taught me, when you're coming down a hill,
Speaker 11: do not ride your brakes because you'll burn your brake
Speaker 11: pads out. So I would just press my brakes like
Speaker 11: on and off every now and then, and so he
Speaker 11: took points off every single time I went over to.
Speaker 2: She's like, I'm getting motions and I feel ill.
Speaker 11: And then I did my second final drive on Christmas
Speaker 11: Eve and failed, but he felt so bad that he
Speaker 11: passed me.
Speaker 2: That's that's illegal. That's not good I'm going to pass you.
Speaker 2: You're not road worthy. It was I'm going to pass
Speaker 2: you because it's Christmas.
Speaker 11: Little mistakes, little steaks not turning at the same time
Speaker 11: it's someone else.
Speaker 3: Or if you're just like me and my flinstones car
Speaker 3: down in taggy going down here?
Speaker 1: Are you just diking it?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, look of him? Who comes? Jody? You're late?
Speaker 1: What's that sound from the Secret Hounds?
Speaker 2: Pretty secret? What's that sound?
Speaker 13: It's a secret, It's a secret, super secret.
Speaker 3: Yes, we are celebrating Kitchen Warehouse arriving in South Australia
Speaker 3: at JEPS Cross Home HQ tomorrow. We're doing like a
Speaker 3: supermarket sweep type challenge where we're just going to get
Speaker 3: people running around supermarket trying to find Martims.
Speaker 2: Sure, wanting yourself a spot on that little platform. You
Speaker 2: give a score right now. Thirteen twenty four ten, let's
Speaker 2: go to Morson Lakes and speak to junk at a
Speaker 2: Janey j Good.
Speaker 6: Morning, Gaze, Good morning Jane.
Speaker 1: Is it true that you've had some sort of knee rico?
Speaker 4: I have, and I'm off working game because of it
Speaker 4: because I'm having all sorts for the sheet. But I
Speaker 4: can run, I can do whatever I can stuff for
Speaker 4: a whole prong.
Speaker 13: Get ready to go?
Speaker 2: Okay? Can I ask as well, Jane as a knee
Speaker 2: reconstruction e we'll we're talking hamstring for.
Speaker 4: Teller, teller, no replacement, replacement, yeah, and then manipulation after.
Speaker 2: That sounds emely. Have you had something like this done before?
Speaker 2: You had some issues with.
Speaker 4: A little bit, but nothing too bad, Jane.
Speaker 1: If you've got one of those big braces on.
Speaker 4: No, I don't need a brace, No, just lots of
Speaker 4: exercises and trying to bring the kneeback.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, this will be an interesting turn of
Speaker 3: events tomorrow.
Speaker 4: I'll just hop on one loop.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it'll be fine.
Speaker 2: Say if you can work out what the secret sound is,
Speaker 2: this could ease the pain. It all makes sense.
Speaker 3: Correct, five thousand dollars worth of kitchen warehouse vouchers. All right,
Speaker 3: I suppose you should tell us what the secret sound is.
Speaker 4: Glouse is clinging together, crack the champagne.
Speaker 2: We got there, We got there, good stuff. Congrats Jane,
Speaker 2: you are going to compete tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Well done, fantastic, Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Going right, want some heat through that kne Let's see
Speaker 2: what happens.
Speaker 3: Yes, kitchen Warehouse has arrived in Sah's cross from h Q.
Speaker 3: Check out their incredible range at kitchen warehouse dot com
Speaker 3: dot argue that is going to be a bit of
Speaker 3: fun tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Absolutely lint chocolate balls. We all love them and we've
Speaker 2: all probably at some stage in our life received them
Speaker 2: as a Christmas gift.
Speaker 3: Question without notice, what what flavor? What color do you like?
Speaker 3: You can't go past the white.
Speaker 2: Balls, the white balls. I like the red balls.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean the color of the chocolate.
Speaker 2: We're talking to rappers. You like the white ones. It
Speaker 2: is sickly sweet.
Speaker 1: The white I love white chocolate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just like the stocks. Then milk chocolate ones,
Speaker 2: which I think o the red ones. Okay, but there's
Speaker 2: also the ones mixed with the hazel they're pretty nice
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 1: Did you feel done when you get the dark chocolate?
Speaker 1: No one likes dark chocolate.
Speaker 2: Don't do that. Don't be that person gifts on dark chocolate.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I feel like if you're a teacher and
Speaker 3: you've ever taught one day in your life at Christmas time,
Speaker 3: you will get in undated with link balls.
Speaker 1: That's the fancy chocolate.
Speaker 3: Yes, back in the day, it used to be the
Speaker 3: cabri roses not so much anymore.
Speaker 2: Lint ball, Why do we think that teachers love limp balls?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Ten and you're a teacher, do you
Speaker 1: hate limp balls?
Speaker 2: Teacher has just been linted balled up to your eyeballs
Speaker 2: and like, I've had enough. So some of their words
Speaker 2: in their slogan is excellence and expertly crafted. Sure, okay,
Speaker 2: so keep that in mind. There's a class action lawsuit
Speaker 2: against Lint. It was launched following an article by the
Speaker 2: US Consumer Association reporting that questioned the presence of lead
Speaker 2: and cadmium in chocolate bars from several manufacturers. What's cadmium.
Speaker 2: It's like a silver, silvery metal. Okay, it shouldn't be ingested.
Speaker 1: It shouldn't be in your limp balls.
Speaker 2: So this report found that of the twenty eight bars
Speaker 2: test that eight had high levels of cadmium, including one
Speaker 2: from lint, and another ten bars containing lead, including a
Speaker 2: lint bar, so while other bars had high concentrations of
Speaker 2: head metals. The class action plaintiffs argued that they paid
Speaker 2: premium prices for lint because they believe they were purchasing quality, safe,
Speaker 2: dark chocolate So the plaintiffs are argued that lint deceptively
Speaker 2: marketed their dark chocolate bars as expertly crafted with the
Speaker 2: finest ingredients and safe as well as delightful, when the
Speaker 2: bars in fact contained significant amounts of what.
Speaker 3: I'm thinking of the ads now, and it's always just
Speaker 3: that one guy with the big white hat, you know,
Speaker 3: making all the chocolates stirring book, and he hand rolls them,
Speaker 3: every single limp ball.
Speaker 1: He does it by hand.
Speaker 2: Give me a job he does. Unfortunately he uses lead
Speaker 2: and cadmium. What about this? Though, Lintz lawyers argued that
Speaker 2: words like excellence and expertly crafted are unactionable puffrey or
Speaker 2: an exaggeration that consumers would not take seriously.
Speaker 3: The puffrey is such a good word, isn't it. Look
Speaker 3: at that man's audacity and his puffery.
Speaker 2: So the Eastern District of New York District Court dismissed
Speaker 2: Lyn's motions, saying, well, you're not supposed to take it seriously.
Speaker 2: We're not actually experts. Yeah, and it's really not that
Speaker 2: well crafted.
Speaker 1: It's not really a real white hat, a chef's hat.
Speaker 2: We're just exaggerating. But you know what, I'm pretty comfortable
Speaker 2: with it, okay, because sometimes you just got to sell
Speaker 2: the sizzle, don't you. Yeah, and maybe you do exaggerate,
Speaker 2: just ever so slightly unrelated though, Joe's We've just released
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Speaker 2: I would say a little bit of exaggeration. It's completely
Speaker 2: fine in our books.
Speaker 1: I would say that was a lot of puffery, wasn't it.
Speaker 12: Past Limps, gentlemen, Battle of the Banger a magical space.
Speaker 2: This is the Battle of the Bangers. If you've just
Speaker 2: tuned in for the first time. You're like, what is
Speaker 2: this absolute Shamozo? Will you do the honors Joes of
Speaker 2: explaining this? You do it so well.
Speaker 3: Absolutely So we have a theme each and every week.
Speaker 3: Of course, this week we have the Veilo five hundred
Speaker 3: in town. So we went through, that's through the entire
Speaker 3: set list of all the bands that have ever played
Speaker 3: a clip till five hundred, or the Veylo five hundred
Speaker 3: as it is now known, and we came up with
Speaker 3: a song from that said set list. And I didn't
Speaker 3: actually do that at all. I literally just went straight
Speaker 3: to Pete Murray, thanks very much, because I love him
Speaker 3: so very much.
Speaker 2: We also love Pete huh.
Speaker 1: I thought this week we might choose the same artist.
Speaker 1: So I don't know what you've gone.
Speaker 2: I went local, but you've gone Pete Murray, and in
Speaker 2: particular which tune because do you know what, for whatever reason,
Speaker 2: Pete Murray just sort of randomly rocked up, maybe on
Speaker 2: the radio, maybe just on my Spotify the other day.
Speaker 2: I've been listening to Pete Murray for a week straight.
Speaker 1: Have you really, yes, what's your favorite? Pete Murray?
Speaker 2: So well, it's straight away in my head. I think
Speaker 2: I'm got to check with you. You just set me up.
Speaker 2: You've just set me up because I was going to
Speaker 2: say this song. I'm not going to sit here and
Speaker 2: endorse your song. Okay, you just did. I literally like that.
Speaker 2: Well for me, it's better days, and I just check
Speaker 2: your song for the first time. I'm like, bloody hell,
Speaker 2: it's better day.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So you have literally just said that. You've been listening
Speaker 1: to my songs all week, and you know Battle of Bangs.
Speaker 1: It's an interesting space.
Speaker 3: Sometimes you can just be in the mood for a
Speaker 3: good old fashioned cry, which I am today, and that
Speaker 3: song makes me cry.
Speaker 1: Okay, So if.
Speaker 3: I win this time tomorrow morning, just expect me to
Speaker 3: be in a flood of tears.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure that's going to win the hearts of
Speaker 2: the musical nations.
Speaker 1: We're women, we love a good sob.
Speaker 2: You want to be sad, choose Joe's.
Speaker 1: Okay, don't backtrack, You've already endorsed it.
Speaker 2: Okay, that is true, all right, in a very different direction.
Speaker 2: I've gone locally as well. I think you're going to
Speaker 2: like this one. What an absolute peril of this is
Speaker 2: given you want to be sad, choose Jody's song. If
Speaker 2: you want to be happy, choose my song. Is that
Speaker 2: what we're doing here, or.
Speaker 3: You could just vote for the song that you deem
Speaker 3: to be the better song, which of course will be
Speaker 3: Pete Murray's Better Day.
Speaker 7: Do you know what?
Speaker 2: I've said it before rarely, but I'll say it again
Speaker 2: if yours wins. I'm you're pretty contempor that.
Speaker 1: I think you've done look at dinner anyway in this competition.
Speaker 2: So oh well, I would disagree with that. It is
Speaker 2: a twenty one to seventeen. I need to win to
Speaker 2: stay alive, that's for sure. Yeah, but it's not done yet,
Speaker 2: so please vote for my song. He'd like an interesting finish.
Speaker 3: Jump on the Jody and Hazy socials to cast your
Speaker 3: vote for what you.
Speaker 1: Want to hear tomorrow morning.
Speaker 2: All right, So Nosebleed Section, Hilltop Woods that versus Pete
Speaker 2: Murray Better Days, get voting right now.
Speaker 10: I need to know.
Speaker 2: I need to know now, I need to know.
Speaker 4: I need to know.
Speaker 2: I need to know what news today.
Speaker 9: Here's what you need to know.
Speaker 2: What you need to know with Jody and.
Speaker 3: Asy, what you need to know is that we have
Speaker 3: an official new People's Sexiest Man alive.
Speaker 1: His name on Krisinsky from the Office.
Speaker 10: Bears Eat Beats, Bears Eats, battlestartal Actica.
Speaker 2: Bears, what is going on?
Speaker 13: Nity?
Speaker 2: Theft is not a joke, Jim. Millions of families suffer
Speaker 2: every year. Michael, Oh that's funny, Michael. It cheers from.
Speaker 3: Yeah, approving that a sense of humor is just as
Speaker 3: important as devastating good books? Am I right?
Speaker 2: And well apparently that's true.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So he joins the likes of Patrick Dempsey, Chris Evans,
Speaker 3: Michael Jordan, Brad Pitt, and Tom Cruise.
Speaker 1: Who have all been named the sexiest man alive.
Speaker 2: So Moses, Well, of course we spoke about earliest, went
Speaker 2: Mel Gibson back in nineteen eighty five.
Speaker 1: I it's the first one.
Speaker 2: Was here the inaugural, Yes, he was really Yeah, there
Speaker 2: you go, Chris Emsworth rather and also Hugh Jackman.
Speaker 1: Yeah. John Krasinski is married to Emily Blunt. Did you
Speaker 1: know that?
Speaker 2: I did not know that until I read the article.
Speaker 2: I think they've got three kids.
Speaker 3: Yes, they do, And he said, this new title isn't
Speaker 3: going to be very weird with my children at all.
Speaker 12: Everybody, this is John Krasinsky and No, this is not
Speaker 12: a dream. I have been named people's sexiest man alive.
Speaker 2: I did tell him eily, and she was very excited.
Speaker 2: There was a lot of joy involved. But I do
Speaker 2: think it's going to make me do more household chores.
Speaker 2: But I'm willing to take the cons with the pros.
Speaker 12: To be honest with you, I think after the cover
Speaker 12: comes out, she'll be like, all right, that means you're
Speaker 12: going to really earn it here at.
Speaker 2: Yes, upset, I was just about to. I was just
Speaker 2: thinking that, like, don't feel like you get extra couch
Speaker 2: sitting time just because you're the sexiest man on the planet.
Speaker 2: If anything, more chores, and I.
Speaker 3: Think it works that way. No, he's depressing for me.
Speaker 3: I don't even think I'm the hottest person in my family.
Speaker 3: Excuse me, very definitely not well. I do not to
Speaker 3: say well, normally you would in this space endorse my
Speaker 3: husband Greg and say he's definitely the I want to do.
Speaker 1: Normally, you jump at that opportunity to get around him.
Speaker 2: And you know how I feel about your husband, Greg,
Speaker 2: I do know, very very strongly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, very good looking man.
Speaker 2: It's okay. Yeah, I'm a big fan of John Krasinskia. Yeah,
Speaker 2: produced flex said something outrageous, though before it was a
Speaker 2: sort of analyzed looking him absolutely.
Speaker 3: Right now on the We spoke about this earlier this morning,
Speaker 3: about women tearing down other women about you in this space,
Speaker 3: go on there, exactly what.
Speaker 1: You just said.
Speaker 8: What the male populace does we tear each other down?
Speaker 8: I love John Kasinski. He's fantastic in Jack Ryan, he's
Speaker 8: got big ears. They've just given the hottest man alive
Speaker 8: to Dumbo.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, sorry, Burma, local local, you wouldn't kick
Speaker 2: him out of bed.
Speaker 1: That's coming from the absolute oil painting. That is Alex.
Speaker 2: That is true.
Speaker 9: Celebrating normal dads of Adelaide doing hot things. Jody and Hazes,
Speaker 9: hot dads of Adelaide calendar.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, hot dads of Adelaide calendar were filling up
Speaker 2: this calendar really really quickly, aren't.
Speaker 1: So this is pretty much the brief.
Speaker 3: You can be a normal looking dad, but if you
Speaker 3: do hot stuff, oh my god, you can be in
Speaker 3: our calendar.
Speaker 2: Just explain to us idiots the hot stuff that you're
Speaker 2: talking about, because sometimes it's hard for us to know
Speaker 2: how to be attractive.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, it can take you by surprise. But it
Speaker 3: can just be those very normal things, those domestic choors,
Speaker 3: the things in the garden that we just look at
Speaker 3: you and.
Speaker 1: Go, oh my god, he's so damn sexy.
Speaker 2: The weeds. I don't want to touch the weeds.
Speaker 1: Ah, we have to. Okay.
Speaker 3: So Lisa has nominated her partner. His name is Brett,
Speaker 3: and he joins us. Now, good morning, Brett, Hello, Hello, hello, Hello,
Speaker 3: we're good. All right, your partner, Lisa said, So I
Speaker 3: presume your five.
Speaker 2: Foh yes, ah, that's correct.
Speaker 1: Okay, Lisa says.
Speaker 3: When he flies back in from work in his high
Speaker 3: viz uniform and picks up our daughter for that first cuddle.
Speaker 3: Oh Lordie, did you realize you were being sexy?
Speaker 12: Well?
Speaker 10: Yeah, she always has told me I looked well. She
Speaker 10: prefers me in high vis because I assume that that's
Speaker 10: that's what I was wearing when we met.
Speaker 1: So, ah, where did you meet? Pray?
Speaker 10: Tell we met a few years ago.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 10: I walked into the admin office. She was the mine
Speaker 10: so admin and I was a supervisor and I walked
Speaker 10: in on her on my first day back on site
Speaker 10: and ran into her and locked her in pretty quickly
Speaker 10: after that.
Speaker 2: So Brett. The third that we've got here is you
Speaker 2: in high vis of the yellow variety. Have you ever
Speaker 2: been an orange man? Or has it always been yellow?
Speaker 2: And is that the difference?
Speaker 10: Oh, I did do a bit of work with BHP
Speaker 10: where I had to wear orange. I didn't last too long.
Speaker 10: I think it was too much orange with my beard.
Speaker 10: I reckon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I was going to say that was my
Speaker 1: next question.
Speaker 3: The beard always had it.
Speaker 10: It comes and goes, comes and goes. I've got one
Speaker 10: at the moment, but generally I just rock a bit
Speaker 10: of stubble with a mustache.
Speaker 2: She can lush you. I mean, I don't want to
Speaker 2: upset you or confusion here, bread, but I'd like to
Speaker 2: rub my hands through it, like it's really thick and
Speaker 2: I can't grow beer. So I get jealous of.
Speaker 3: People sitting and confusing for everyone listening, and yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Is the beard hard work or it just comes natural?
Speaker 10: It actually grows. All I do is I shaved my
Speaker 10: cheeks and my neck and it just grows really easily.
Speaker 10: Actually quite lucky.
Speaker 1: I think, so jealous.
Speaker 3: Well, Brett, congratulations, thank you so much for being nominated.
Speaker 1: And I mean there's no no question here. He's a
Speaker 1: hot Dad, Thank.
Speaker 10: You, Hey Hazy, I also use my partner's boot brush occasionally.
Speaker 2: Jez more Boxes is this man?
Speaker 10: I don't know?
Speaker 1: Thank you.