WEBVTT - Full Show: Lauren Has A Major Dilemma 0:00:09.600 --> 0:00:18.599 Good morning Melbourne, Lauren, start your morning the right way. 0:00:20.280 --> 0:00:20.440 Day. 0:00:20.520 --> 0:00:22.160 This is Jason Lauren. 0:00:23.400 --> 0:00:27.280 You're one hundred Well, good morning everybody working. 0:00:26.960 --> 0:00:29.960 In Monday morning, Melbourne Morning. 0:00:29.760 --> 0:00:34.960 Jay Morning, Losing Clinton. Someone's on a bend. 0:00:35.360 --> 0:00:37.760 No, he's not. He's actually on a health kick when 0:00:37.880 --> 0:00:38.800 he's sick today? 0:00:39.040 --> 0:00:40.599 Is that the name of the new club in Melbourne? 0:00:40.800 --> 0:00:41.120 Sick? 0:00:41.560 --> 0:00:45.600 He's changed, He's changed that. He's not the man that 0:00:45.640 --> 0:00:51.560 we once knew, the party animal. Nope, he could be 0:00:51.600 --> 0:00:54.080 at REVS. We don't know. I know because he's doing 0:00:54.120 --> 0:00:56.240 like a three month health kick and he's been getting 0:00:56.280 --> 0:00:57.760 up at four o'clock in the morning to go to 0:00:57.800 --> 0:00:58.240 the gym. 0:00:58.640 --> 0:01:00.760 You know what, You're not doing that after a late night. 0:01:00.960 --> 0:01:04.200 The people that listen to this show wouldn't lie to us. 0:01:04.560 --> 0:01:07.559 Thirteen twenty four ten. If you saw Clint out last night, 0:01:07.720 --> 0:01:10.360 maybe you spotted in this morning falling out a Revolver. 0:01:11.120 --> 0:01:12.679 Oh my god, Revolver? 0:01:13.000 --> 0:01:14.080 Yep, are you? 0:01:16.520 --> 0:01:19.080 While since I stumbled down the stairs and revolver. 0:01:19.480 --> 0:01:21.760 They really should put a lift in if any place 0:01:21.840 --> 0:01:22.640 needs an escalator. 0:01:23.880 --> 0:01:26.319 No, I've heard you talk about it a lot, but 0:01:26.360 --> 0:01:27.560 you've never been I. 0:01:27.600 --> 0:01:29.440 Talk about Disneyland a lot still haven't got the chance 0:01:29.440 --> 0:01:31.160 to go there yet. 0:01:31.400 --> 0:01:33.760 To Melbourne two are the same. You can go to 0:01:33.920 --> 0:01:35.160 you can go to Disneyland, Geelong. 0:01:35.200 --> 0:01:37.360 When't fit, I think I sway towards Revs. 0:01:38.240 --> 0:01:41.480 Is it really a restaurant, Yeah, earlier in the night, 0:01:42.200 --> 0:01:44.920 earlier in the week, no between like Thursday and Monday. 0:01:45.000 --> 0:01:47.400 It just goes right touch just a normal night nightclub, 0:01:47.720 --> 0:01:48.480 day club as well. 0:01:48.600 --> 0:01:50.520 Yeah, they do, like they call it like Sunday Breakfast 0:01:50.640 --> 0:01:53.240 or something. No, that not in the restaurant, but it's 0:01:53.240 --> 0:01:53.800 like a full down. 0:01:53.920 --> 0:01:55.720 Please tell me people aren't eating in there. 0:01:55.920 --> 0:01:58.640 They're not, but they call it Sunday breakfast. 0:01:58.360 --> 0:02:01.480 Or gotcha here you know who know Brady executive producer. 0:02:01.520 --> 0:02:04.080 They call it Sunday Breakfast and the food's very good. 0:02:04.200 --> 0:02:05.040 You should try it. 0:02:05.040 --> 0:02:07.680 No, colonel, Colonel Towns is on the open like Tuesday 0:02:07.760 --> 0:02:08.760 night and Wednesday. 0:02:08.400 --> 0:02:09.959 Night or something, and it's really good. 0:02:10.120 --> 0:02:13.040 Yeah. I've been for dinner before returning to the scene 0:02:13.040 --> 0:02:13.519 of the crime. 0:02:13.720 --> 0:02:16.840 Oh no, what's it like on Saturday? 0:02:17.000 --> 0:02:17.600 No, no, no, no, no no. 0:02:19.680 --> 0:02:22.760 It's Tuesday Wednesday night, right, and then like from Thursday 0:02:22.800 --> 0:02:27.400 to Monday it's we must go. I'm not going the 0:02:28.240 --> 0:02:30.560 DJs are in a cage at Revolver. 0:02:31.080 --> 0:02:34.079 In the cage, it's probably good idea UFC. Yes, well, 0:02:34.200 --> 0:02:36.760 thirteen twenty fourteen. If you saw Clint out last night, 0:02:36.800 --> 0:02:39.360 Melbourne wouldn't lie to us, They'd tell us we had 0:02:39.360 --> 0:02:41.359 a lot to get across today. Oh you know what, 0:02:41.520 --> 0:02:44.880 he's not here because of the d's going down to 0:02:44.919 --> 0:02:49.680 West Coast. What No, what a weekend? No? I missed yesterday. 0:02:50.160 --> 0:02:52.600 What was six thirty Sunday night? Yeah, because it was 0:02:52.600 --> 0:02:55.240 in pert so it was late. Oh is that why? Yeah, 0:02:55.320 --> 0:02:56.800 it was a late game. It was over in Perth, 0:02:56.880 --> 0:02:59.160 so it was. It was a weird time on a Sunday. 0:03:00.040 --> 0:03:01.720 But the des just didn't look anywhere near it. 0:03:01.880 --> 0:03:04.040 Yesterday there were some very high scoring matches. 0:03:04.280 --> 0:03:05.960 I had some high scoring on one side and low 0:03:06.040 --> 0:03:09.240 scoring on the other. I'm mighty tags. We're having a 0:03:09.280 --> 0:03:11.520 tough run Old Richmond. 0:03:11.560 --> 0:03:14.800 I was supporting Richmond on the weekend because I got 0:03:14.919 --> 0:03:17.120 to be careful here. I may have a mile inside 0:03:17.120 --> 0:03:21.239 the club and everyone inside the club got to discount 0:03:21.280 --> 0:03:26.160 code for a certain clothing brand for off at rhymes 0:03:26.160 --> 0:03:27.400 with young tree yode. 0:03:28.000 --> 0:03:30.000 Well, if you worked at the club, yeah, Oh are 0:03:30.000 --> 0:03:34.000 they partner. So the weekend seems more like Melbourn to me. 0:03:34.920 --> 0:03:37.080 So I use the old discount code on the weekends. 0:03:37.240 --> 0:03:38.360 Oh did you stuck up? 0:03:39.960 --> 0:03:40.280 Nice? 0:03:40.680 --> 0:03:40.760 Go? 0:03:41.000 --> 0:03:44.040 Tigs were poor old Richmond. They're not doing very well 0:03:44.040 --> 0:03:44.720 on the footy field. 0:03:44.920 --> 0:03:47.040 No, not great, not great. There's a couple of teams 0:03:47.040 --> 0:03:48.280 that need to rebel. 0:03:48.680 --> 0:03:49.560 But look more je. 0:03:49.560 --> 0:03:50.880 The Pies had a close game too. 0:03:51.760 --> 0:03:52.040 We won. 0:03:52.160 --> 0:03:53.760 That's all it matters. Let's not look at the score. 0:03:53.960 --> 0:03:54.360 We won. 0:03:54.600 --> 0:03:55.400 We'll take the points. 0:03:55.440 --> 0:03:57.720 Oh gosh, it was close in those last dying seconds. 0:03:57.920 --> 0:03:58.600 It doesn't matter. 0:03:58.880 --> 0:03:59.280 We won. 0:04:01.440 --> 0:04:02.920 Look, we're going to get across the footy a little 0:04:02.920 --> 0:04:05.400 bit later on. Mason Cox is in the house this morning, 0:04:05.480 --> 0:04:08.040 after eight o'clock. He will be here to celebrate the 0:04:08.080 --> 0:04:11.600 Pie's win. Also nice and early this morning, we are 0:04:11.640 --> 0:04:14.920 going to offload a cheeky bit of cash, your chance 0:04:14.920 --> 0:04:17.960 to win one thousand dollars and struck like nobody's watching. 0:04:18.200 --> 0:04:21.159 Get what you want when you want at snuffle dot 0:04:21.200 --> 0:04:24.360 com dot areu, the home of bite sized payments. Your 0:04:24.440 --> 0:04:26.880 chance to win a cheeky grand coming up very soon. 0:04:27.320 --> 0:04:27.800 Here you go. 0:04:27.960 --> 0:04:28.880 What'd you do for the weekend? 0:04:29.000 --> 0:04:31.679 I'd really quiet weekend, but that's because i've that's. 0:04:31.520 --> 0:04:34.560 Right, you said you sit on Friday. I'm not going out. 0:04:34.800 --> 0:04:35.560 I'm not doing. 0:04:35.440 --> 0:04:39.360 Any really, no, but my self control was tested on 0:04:39.400 --> 0:04:43.080 the weekends, and I'll tell you whether I passed or 0:04:43.120 --> 0:04:45.839 failed my own test next morning. 0:04:45.880 --> 0:04:47.839 Everyone, welcome to you Monday. You're on the air with 0:04:47.920 --> 0:04:50.560 Jason Lauren. This is the number one hundred. 0:04:51.360 --> 0:04:52.800 How was your weekend, jess. 0:04:52.640 --> 0:04:54.119 On, Well, my nieces are in town. 0:04:54.320 --> 0:04:55.840 Oh that's right. The kids. 0:04:56.000 --> 0:04:58.320 Yeah, we're going to a party. 0:04:58.320 --> 0:05:01.960 Twenty twenty one and nineteen and went to a twenty first. 0:05:02.040 --> 0:05:06.240 I was yeah, good good. I end up pitting the 0:05:06.240 --> 0:05:08.000 town with them. We'll chat more about that later. 0:05:08.160 --> 0:05:08.960 Oh my gosh. 0:05:09.000 --> 0:05:11.400 And then yesterday I thought I would do well, you know, 0:05:11.560 --> 0:05:14.440 rainy Sunday afternoon, let's got at Chatston. No one else 0:05:14.520 --> 0:05:15.279 loved the same idea. 0:05:15.320 --> 0:05:16.080 Oh was that hectic? 0:05:16.440 --> 0:05:19.040 Oh yesterday I felt like the first really cold day 0:05:19.120 --> 0:05:20.159 we'd had all year as well. 0:05:20.320 --> 0:05:23.920 Oh the car park was just oh no, that's. 0:05:23.760 --> 0:05:26.479 A valet job, pay thirty bucks and park away. 0:05:27.200 --> 0:05:31.040 I was insistent on having a quiet weekend this weekend, 0:05:31.400 --> 0:05:33.040 so I did nothing well. Friday night, I when I 0:05:33.080 --> 0:05:36.240 had dinner with my friends and their three little kids. 0:05:36.360 --> 0:05:38.160 Like five point thirty dinner, I was home in bed 0:05:38.160 --> 0:05:38.839 by eight thirty. 0:05:39.279 --> 0:05:40.839 That's impressive on a Friday night. 0:05:40.920 --> 0:05:43.720 Tick loved it. Slept in, had nine and a half 0:05:43.760 --> 0:05:46.160 hour sleep. When I woke up the morning, I checked 0:05:46.200 --> 0:05:48.880 my app and I was like, no, nof hours uninterrupted sleep, 0:05:48.880 --> 0:05:49.480 pauls away. 0:05:50.000 --> 0:05:51.880 The last time I had nine and a half hour 0:05:51.960 --> 0:05:58.040 sleep was nine and a half years ago. Someone seriously 0:05:58.120 --> 0:06:00.320 said to me the other day, Yeah, when did you 0:06:00.440 --> 0:06:01.960 last have a sleep, And I'm like, I've got a 0:06:02.000 --> 0:06:05.640 ten year old yep, almost ten years ago. This morning 0:06:05.720 --> 0:06:08.880 I was making dumplings at five am because he's going 0:06:08.880 --> 0:06:11.400 in for surgery today. He's getting some teeth ripped out, 0:06:11.720 --> 0:06:15.000 so he's getting put under, so we can't eat anything 0:06:15.040 --> 0:06:18.560 after five point thirty. This morning, it's at five o'classing. 0:06:18.920 --> 0:06:21.120 He's like, hey Dad, I'm a bit hungry, and I'm like, 0:06:21.320 --> 0:06:23.000 I've got half an hour too, you can eat him. 0:06:23.080 --> 0:06:25.200 So five this morning he made him dumplings. 0:06:25.320 --> 0:06:28.800 I'm in the kitchen opening a dumpling restaurant. 0:06:29.160 --> 0:06:31.560 Oh no, it's like he knew though. That means he 0:06:31.600 --> 0:06:34.240 knew he knew, he knew what he was doing. So 0:06:34.680 --> 0:06:36.320 I got my nine and a half hour sleep. I 0:06:36.400 --> 0:06:37.560 had my phone on dinner on the stair, but I 0:06:37.600 --> 0:06:39.240 woke up to all his miscalls from Paul being like 0:06:39.680 --> 0:06:43.840 Dahl you okay? He was away and then he we 0:06:43.839 --> 0:06:45.520 were going to do a date night on Saturday night. 0:06:45.760 --> 0:06:49.440 He was flying back from Sydney. Flight got canceled, ended 0:06:49.520 --> 0:06:50.920 up getting home later. No date night. 0:06:50.920 --> 0:06:52.440 We had a night on the couch, which was great 0:06:52.520 --> 0:06:53.679 in bed nine point thirty. 0:06:54.080 --> 0:06:57.080 What time did he get home that you canceled date night? 0:06:57.839 --> 0:07:00.000 Oh, he was meant to be home at like three, 0:07:00.080 --> 0:07:01.880 I think, and I wasn't getting home till like seven. 0:07:02.880 --> 0:07:04.800 And yeah, no, no windows. 0:07:04.480 --> 0:07:06.600 Gone, windows gone. Also, he'd had just like a bit 0:07:06.600 --> 0:07:09.000 of a schlep to get to the airport. Cancel flight. Yeah, 0:07:09.600 --> 0:07:11.400 So we thought we'll do date lunch on Sunday. 0:07:11.440 --> 0:07:12.000 So we did that. 0:07:12.120 --> 0:07:15.240 Yesterday was lovely. Went to a little Japanese restaurant. It 0:07:15.360 --> 0:07:18.920 was my stepdad's birthday. Went and saw, caught up with fam, 0:07:19.280 --> 0:07:22.560 then went home. And I've been on this like cleanse 0:07:22.720 --> 0:07:24.760 for a week. We're not supposed to have sugar. I know, 0:07:24.920 --> 0:07:27.040 it's boring. No one wants to hear about it. 0:07:27.040 --> 0:07:28.760 It's just the thing you had when you shut yourself 0:07:28.760 --> 0:07:29.160 in the tent. 0:07:30.680 --> 0:07:31.840 Different, that was easy. 0:07:33.920 --> 0:07:36.480 Do not recommend so you know I'm supposed to. It's 0:07:36.480 --> 0:07:38.960 like an a low inflammatory diet, which, by the way, 0:07:39.560 --> 0:07:40.280 what does that mean. 0:07:40.360 --> 0:07:41.960 There's so many different types. 0:07:41.720 --> 0:07:43.120 Of like so what can you eat? 0:07:43.440 --> 0:07:45.880 Well, it's a funny one. It's like, well, obviously you 0:07:45.880 --> 0:07:47.840 don't have anything fried. You're not meant to have. I 0:07:47.840 --> 0:07:49.800 think a lot of red meat. There's like a list 0:07:49.840 --> 0:07:51.880 of things you shouldn't have. Not a lot of sugar. 0:07:52.000 --> 0:07:54.000 No, the first two things you've mentioned, like the fun 0:07:54.040 --> 0:07:56.280 things fried food and steak and sugar. 0:07:57.040 --> 0:07:59.200 So anyway, I'd been so good all week and then 0:07:59.280 --> 0:08:04.280 last night I was like, I really really want something sweet. 0:08:04.360 --> 0:08:05.840 Time to live, baby, let's live. 0:08:05.880 --> 0:08:07.840 It's Sunday night, It's six. 0:08:07.840 --> 0:08:11.880 Thirty cheesecake shop, no Messina, so. 0:08:11.920 --> 0:08:14.840 I ordered, which is so random, And it's a classic 0:08:14.840 --> 0:08:16.600 case similar to what Howey did this morning, when you 0:08:16.640 --> 0:08:18.680 know you can't have something you really really want it. 0:08:18.800 --> 0:08:22.320 I wanted to bake cookies. What I wanted to bake cookies? 0:08:22.320 --> 0:08:26.280 I wanted freshly baked white chocolate and macadamia cookies. 0:08:26.640 --> 0:08:28.840 Who says I want to treat myself so I'm going 0:08:28.920 --> 0:08:29.280 to cook. 0:08:29.680 --> 0:08:32.640 I was like, I just wanted hot So I have 0:08:32.679 --> 0:08:35.600 you ever had? It's called Bennett's stipid to go. They're 0:08:35.640 --> 0:08:39.960 in the That's what I wanted in the car in Subway, 0:08:40.320 --> 0:08:44.640 So I got Bennett Street. I think it's called cookie dough. 0:08:44.800 --> 0:08:46.200 So this fants coooky dough. 0:08:46.800 --> 0:08:48.240 And you know what I did, hang on is that 0:08:48.240 --> 0:08:49.960 the one where it comes in the plastic chub because 0:08:49.960 --> 0:08:52.360 that freaks me out. It's the same packaging as dog food. 0:08:52.600 --> 0:08:54.360 You know, there's a plastic one and the Bennet Street 0:08:54.400 --> 0:08:56.200 one comes in this like bougie paper wrapping. 0:08:56.320 --> 0:08:56.880 Sounds cheap. 0:08:57.000 --> 0:09:01.079 And you know what I did. I baked because I've 0:09:01.080 --> 0:09:04.280 got no self control. I baked two cookies. 0:09:06.040 --> 0:09:07.320 That's it, because. 0:09:07.120 --> 0:09:08.760 I knew if I baked them all, i'd eat them all. 0:09:09.160 --> 0:09:10.760 That's not where I thought this was going. I thought 0:09:10.800 --> 0:09:12.080 you were going to say it. So I baked the 0:09:12.200 --> 0:09:14.240 entire train ring in the cookies. 0:09:14.360 --> 0:09:17.000 No I didn't. The cookie dose still in the fridge. 0:09:17.080 --> 0:09:20.199 I headed up the oven and I baked two cookies. 0:09:20.559 --> 0:09:23.600 There are radio announcers around the world starving who would love. 0:09:23.520 --> 0:09:25.440 To know what I noticed. You rolled in here with 0:09:25.480 --> 0:09:28.080 one coffee this morning, not two, not one for me, 0:09:28.400 --> 0:09:29.800 So you're not getting any cookies. 0:09:30.679 --> 0:09:34.600 She's got me there, she has got me there. How's 0:09:34.640 --> 0:09:36.640 the self control? So you can only bake two because 0:09:36.679 --> 0:09:37.040 you know you. 0:09:37.040 --> 0:09:38.160 Keeping very self control? 0:09:38.520 --> 0:09:39.520 I would I would have eaten the. 0:09:39.440 --> 0:09:41.040 Whole, that's all. You know what, Lou does it. I've 0:09:41.040 --> 0:09:43.000 told you what we do at nighttime. This is so sad. 0:09:43.040 --> 0:09:45.240 We have no self control as well. So at eight o'clock, 0:09:45.280 --> 0:09:47.200 after we have a snack, we put all the rest 0:09:47.200 --> 0:09:49.080 of the treats in the car out on the street. 0:09:49.520 --> 0:09:54.640 So that way at nine o'clock. Oh one another favorite, Yep, 0:09:54.960 --> 0:09:59.760 they're in the car. Is a cherry? Really worth the walk? 0:10:01.000 --> 0:10:02.480 To strut like nobody's watching. 0:10:02.800 --> 0:10:05.000 What you want when you want it At snaffle dot 0:10:05.000 --> 0:10:07.440 com dot au, the home of bite sized payments. 0:10:09.120 --> 0:10:12.520 Jason Lawrence strut your way to sleigh. 0:10:12.640 --> 0:10:14.680 So here's the go your chance to win a cheeky 0:10:14.800 --> 0:10:17.760 thousand dollars to strut like nobody's watching. Get what you 0:10:17.840 --> 0:10:21.240 want when you want it at snaffle dot com dot 0:10:21.280 --> 0:10:23.280 are you the home of bite sized payments? 0:10:23.520 --> 0:10:26.360 All right, let's give away some cash jays. All right, 0:10:26.559 --> 0:10:29.079 So you and I got out and about right around 0:10:29.080 --> 0:10:31.400 this great city of ours, and we recorded some audio 0:10:31.520 --> 0:10:34.280 in different parts of Melbourne that will be playing you 0:10:34.400 --> 0:10:36.920 over the week. We got some audio today and if 0:10:36.960 --> 0:10:41.040 you can guess we're in Melbourne, we were standing. You 0:10:41.080 --> 0:10:42.400 want cheeky thousand dollars? 0:10:42.400 --> 0:10:45.520 It's that easy, okay. Here is today's audio. Take a listen. 0:10:45.640 --> 0:10:47.680 Was recorded on Saturday when the weather was good. I 0:10:47.720 --> 0:10:49.520 was out and about there. I grabbed a little ice 0:10:49.559 --> 0:10:52.920 cream as well. These amazing gely tost stores at this location. 0:10:53.520 --> 0:10:54.480 Take a lesson? 0:11:04.800 --> 0:11:05.120 All right? 0:11:05.360 --> 0:11:05.599 Would you? 0:11:06.559 --> 0:11:09.880 I would say seaside, yes, sound like fun. It did 0:11:09.960 --> 0:11:13.480 sound like fun in the background, isn't it depending if 0:11:13.520 --> 0:11:14.640 you like that sort of thing. 0:11:15.440 --> 0:11:17.800 Let's go to Mary from Campbell. Good morning Mary. Did 0:11:17.840 --> 0:11:18.720 you have a good weekend? 0:11:19.440 --> 0:11:20.360 Had a good weekend? 0:11:21.040 --> 0:11:21.199 Good? 0:11:21.679 --> 0:11:22.000 Oh? 0:11:22.080 --> 0:11:22.640 Good Mary? 0:11:22.640 --> 0:11:23.920 Would you like a thousand dollars? 0:11:24.400 --> 0:11:24.720 Of course? 0:11:25.200 --> 0:11:25.680 All right? 0:11:25.880 --> 0:11:27.680 Whereabouts in Melbourne? Do you think we. 0:11:27.520 --> 0:11:30.800 Were Well, we were clearly faith sized, so it could 0:11:30.840 --> 0:11:33.760 be anywhere along there. But I'll take a stab at 0:11:33.920 --> 0:11:34.760 think Kilda. 0:11:34.920 --> 0:11:35.760 You gotta. 0:11:37.000 --> 0:11:38.880 Roller coaster in the background. Would have given that away? 0:11:39.559 --> 0:11:42.520 Cheapy thousand dollars? Oh no, you're an accountant, so you're 0:11:42.520 --> 0:11:43.679 gonna do something boring. 0:11:43.440 --> 0:11:46.280 With it, probably really sensible. 0:11:46.400 --> 0:11:51.680 Yeah, live a little Mary Live, She's not a spend 0:11:52.600 --> 0:11:53.079 you enjoyed. 0:11:53.120 --> 0:11:56.200 Congratulations, Thanks really that's really great, guys. 0:11:56.200 --> 0:11:57.080 Great way to start the week. 0:11:57.240 --> 0:11:58.440 Oh you're welcome, Mary. 0:11:59.040 --> 0:12:01.600 It's that easy. We're just getting out about around Melbourne. 0:12:01.720 --> 0:12:03.640 I did mention to you the other day that on 0:12:03.679 --> 0:12:06.440 the way home I stopped at some Kilda I grabbed 0:12:06.440 --> 0:12:06.960 an ice cream. 0:12:07.000 --> 0:12:09.000 Oh yeah, and you sat on a park bench on 0:12:09.040 --> 0:12:11.000 your own and d't ice cream. Hang on, don't make 0:12:11.000 --> 0:12:13.319 it sound so I would feel satifyed drove past this 0:12:13.480 --> 0:12:15.520 or an adult sitting eating. That's not what you said. 0:12:15.679 --> 0:12:17.480 You said the other day during the song you went, 0:12:17.559 --> 0:12:20.400 I would piss myself if I drove past until big 0:12:20.400 --> 0:12:22.080 boys sitting on a bench eating and ice cream? 0:12:22.240 --> 0:12:24.520 Did you have one of these silly little spoons in 0:12:25.040 --> 0:12:27.240 the little pit? Went fine? I went for a code, 0:12:27.240 --> 0:12:28.199 Oh my god. 0:12:27.960 --> 0:12:30.120 Because I wanted to drive and eat. After a while 0:12:30.160 --> 0:12:32.920 I get bored. Yeah, I like people. 0:12:32.920 --> 0:12:33.640 Do you have a waffle? 0:12:35.960 --> 0:12:37.840 Did you got it? It's seven apples still there in 0:12:37.880 --> 0:12:39.439 St Kilda. That used to be so goody. 0:12:39.559 --> 0:12:42.520 No, this is an apples giladi on backland straight. 0:12:42.640 --> 0:12:43.800 No, I'll give that a crack. 0:12:44.000 --> 0:12:44.880 I don't know if it's still there. 0:12:45.120 --> 0:12:46.880 I mean I went on a date there once when 0:12:46.920 --> 0:12:48.200 I was like seventeen. 0:12:48.400 --> 0:12:49.760 So this is when things are black and white. 0:12:50.320 --> 0:12:52.800 That father Jelati was newly invented. 0:12:54.040 --> 0:12:56.160 It's just gone six thirty, gonna check your own to 0:12:56.200 --> 0:12:59.280 work latest in years. And then after seven this morning, 0:12:59.320 --> 0:13:03.800 you know who's back Melbourne's hottest Trady Jackson ready to 0:13:03.840 --> 0:13:07.000 go on another date. And the lady he's going on 0:13:07.040 --> 0:13:10.760 a date with today is not what you will expect. 0:13:11.040 --> 0:13:11.719 Let's put it out. 0:13:12.040 --> 0:13:14.280 I believe seven apples insular is still. 0:13:14.480 --> 0:13:15.680 It's still we must go. 0:13:15.920 --> 0:13:18.760 We must Let's go on a little holiday, Jay, So 0:13:18.840 --> 0:13:22.040 let me take you to Bali, to the beaches of Indonesia. 0:13:22.080 --> 0:13:23.160 You love Balie, don't you. 0:13:23.320 --> 0:13:27.920 We used to go every year pre COVID. No, we 0:13:27.960 --> 0:13:30.200 had a great nanny that would use all the time 0:13:30.480 --> 0:13:33.160 like WhatsApp her beforehand, so like she'd stay high to 0:13:33.200 --> 0:13:35.000 the kids so they remember her and stuff like that. 0:13:35.200 --> 0:13:37.240 The problem is now my kids are just that little 0:13:37.240 --> 0:13:40.080 bit older where when they go, hey, where are you going, 0:13:40.360 --> 0:13:42.360 and I'm oh, Dad's going to Finn's day club to 0:13:42.360 --> 0:13:44.880 pretend he's twenty three again, they'll be like, well, we 0:13:44.960 --> 0:13:45.400 want to come. 0:13:45.920 --> 0:13:47.720 Oh you can't leave him home with the nanny. 0:13:47.960 --> 0:13:49.640 See when they were younger, they'd be happy to stay. 0:13:50.160 --> 0:13:51.720 Do you stay in hotels with kids clubs? 0:13:52.200 --> 0:13:52.280 No? 0:13:52.400 --> 0:13:53.640 We did the whole villa thing. 0:13:54.080 --> 0:13:56.720 Oh yeah, well that was That's a great thing about Balie. 0:13:56.720 --> 0:13:57.240 You can do. 0:13:57.200 --> 0:14:01.000 That's cheap at yea. Yeah, And they put up those 0:14:01.000 --> 0:14:02.720 little fences around the pool when you've got kids. 0:14:03.559 --> 0:14:05.960 I love the food and everything and just and you 0:14:06.000 --> 0:14:11.320 know the tourists are so well behaved. 0:14:11.440 --> 0:14:15.000 Are you right to drive? But what are you doing 0:14:15.080 --> 0:14:16.720 driving the bike back? 0:14:17.840 --> 0:14:21.200 I remember seeing doing a story over there, just going 0:14:21.280 --> 0:14:23.320 it's dangerous. 0:14:23.800 --> 0:14:25.840 They're not like East scooters, they're like proper motorbike. 0:14:26.720 --> 0:14:29.600 Well, Bali is it's a hot spot for tourism, especially 0:14:29.600 --> 0:14:30.840 this time of year for Australians. 0:14:30.840 --> 0:14:33.640 It's getting very golder and a nice. 0:14:33.480 --> 0:14:35.800 Little trip to Bali be just delightful. 0:14:35.840 --> 0:14:37.360 But you never know who you're going to bump into. 0:14:37.360 --> 0:14:39.560 And someone who I think you wouldn't expect to bump 0:14:39.600 --> 0:14:42.680 into who is over there currently is one of the 0:14:42.720 --> 0:14:45.680 most wealthy, most famous men in the world, Elong Musk. 0:14:46.640 --> 0:14:50.000 I love the Elon Musk he's so cooky and weird. He's, 0:14:50.040 --> 0:14:53.160 of course the tesla's man behind the tesla, not tho. 0:14:53.240 --> 0:14:54.680 What do they call those new teslas? 0:14:54.720 --> 0:14:55.560 The cyber trucks? 0:14:55.640 --> 0:14:57.720 The cyber trucks. I saw one in La, did I 0:14:57.760 --> 0:14:59.720 tell you? I was at my friend's house and I 0:14:59.720 --> 0:15:01.960 walked only their massive to jump in an uber and 0:15:02.000 --> 0:15:03.760 out the front of their house. The neighbor must have one, 0:15:03.800 --> 0:15:06.160 or must have had someone over that has one. Was 0:15:06.200 --> 0:15:07.680 parked out the front of the house. And I was 0:15:07.720 --> 0:15:10.680 the biggest snoop. I was one of those freaks. You 0:15:11.160 --> 0:15:15.880 walking around, you know you see people's circling r Yeah, 0:15:15.880 --> 0:15:18.360 because I've seen them and I was. 0:15:18.360 --> 0:15:21.240 Like, nah, it looked like you'd wrapped a Ford Ranger 0:15:21.280 --> 0:15:21.880 in al Foyle. 0:15:22.080 --> 0:15:25.160 Yeah. Then when I saw it, I was like, I'm closer, 0:15:25.240 --> 0:15:29.720 look at this. It's big. They're like trunks. Anyway, I 0:15:29.720 --> 0:15:31.000 saw one of those. I don't know if they've got 0:15:31.000 --> 0:15:33.040 them in Bali, but I just wouldn't expect to see 0:15:33.040 --> 0:15:35.160 Elon Muskin Bali. I don't feel like it's his flavor. 0:15:35.200 --> 0:15:36.000 Where was he spotted? 0:15:36.280 --> 0:15:38.520 Well, he's doing the starlink, so he's making it. You know, 0:15:38.560 --> 0:15:40.760 he's got his own Internet. Now he's got like six 0:15:40.840 --> 0:15:44.680 hundred satellites in six thousand satellites in orbit. He's now 0:15:44.720 --> 0:15:47.760 got two million subscribers. That it's awesome, that Starlin thing. 0:15:47.800 --> 0:15:49.800 It's the Internet in places you can't get five g. 0:15:51.320 --> 0:15:54.160 He wasn't like a potato head with the rig out. 0:15:54.560 --> 0:15:57.000 He might have been, but he was there for official business. 0:15:57.000 --> 0:15:58.760 But he was there for official business. But I'm sure 0:15:58.760 --> 0:15:59.920 he went down to Mississippi. 0:16:00.840 --> 0:16:02.000 It's called the hair braided. 0:16:02.760 --> 0:16:03.920 You always bump into somebody. 0:16:04.000 --> 0:16:07.720 Currently, Karl Stefanovic has a share of Mississippis. Mississippis is 0:16:07.760 --> 0:16:10.600 like one of the day clubs. And what a what 0:16:10.680 --> 0:16:15.040 a great idea. Let's put a giant diving board tower 0:16:15.440 --> 0:16:18.160 in a book where Australians can go and get hammered 0:16:18.320 --> 0:16:21.000 and then jump off a twenty meter high diving board. 0:16:21.560 --> 0:16:25.480 What can go wrong? And then everybody else just gets maggot. 0:16:25.520 --> 0:16:27.600 Can imagine Carlos off the off the. 0:16:27.600 --> 0:16:30.160 Diving and every other is he just gets maggot and 0:16:30.160 --> 0:16:31.960 sits pool's side watching their mates. 0:16:32.040 --> 0:16:38.240 God, Steve, I can imagine Carlos. 0:16:38.400 --> 0:16:39.640 Yeah, absolutely, I can. 0:16:39.880 --> 0:16:42.080 Barlie when I was there once, I went on this 0:16:42.720 --> 0:16:43.600 trip with a girlfriend. 0:16:43.680 --> 0:16:44.760