Speaker 1: Good morning Melbourne, Lauren, start your morning the right way.
Speaker 2: Day.
Speaker 1: This is Jason Lauren.
Speaker 3: You're one hundred Well, good morning everybody working.
Speaker 1: In Monday morning, Melbourne Morning.
Speaker 3: Jay Morning, Losing Clinton. Someone's on a bend.
Speaker 1: No, he's not. He's actually on a health kick when
Speaker 1: he's sick today?
Speaker 3: Is that the name of the new club in Melbourne?
Speaker 2: Sick?
Speaker 1: He's changed, He's changed that. He's not the man that
Speaker 1: we once knew, the party animal. Nope, he could be
Speaker 1: at REVS. We don't know. I know because he's doing
Speaker 1: like a three month health kick and he's been getting
Speaker 1: up at four o'clock in the morning to go to
Speaker 1: the gym.
Speaker 4: You know what, You're not doing that after a late night.
Speaker 3: The people that listen to this show wouldn't lie to us.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten. If you saw Clint out last night,
Speaker 3: maybe you spotted in this morning falling out a Revolver.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Revolver?
Speaker 3: Yep, are you?
Speaker 4: While since I stumbled down the stairs and revolver.
Speaker 3: They really should put a lift in if any place
Speaker 3: needs an escalator.
Speaker 1: No, I've heard you talk about it a lot, but
Speaker 1: you've never been I.
Speaker 3: Talk about Disneyland a lot still haven't got the chance
Speaker 3: to go there yet.
Speaker 1: To Melbourne two are the same. You can go to
Speaker 1: you can go to Disneyland, Geelong.
Speaker 3: When't fit, I think I sway towards Revs.
Speaker 1: Is it really a restaurant, Yeah, earlier in the night,
Speaker 1: earlier in the week, no between like Thursday and Monday.
Speaker 3: It just goes right touch just a normal night nightclub,
Speaker 3: day club as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they do, like they call it like Sunday Breakfast
Speaker 1: or something. No, that not in the restaurant, but it's
Speaker 1: like a full down.
Speaker 3: Please tell me people aren't eating in there.
Speaker 4: They're not, but they call it Sunday breakfast.
Speaker 3: Or gotcha here you know who know Brady executive producer.
Speaker 1: They call it Sunday Breakfast and the food's very good.
Speaker 5: You should try it.
Speaker 1: No, colonel, Colonel Towns is on the open like Tuesday
Speaker 1: night and Wednesday.
Speaker 5: Night or something, and it's really good.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I've been for dinner before returning to the scene
Speaker 1: of the crime.
Speaker 3: Oh no, what's it like on Saturday?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: It's Tuesday Wednesday night, right, and then like from Thursday
Speaker 1: to Monday it's we must go. I'm not going the
Speaker 1: DJs are in a cage at Revolver.
Speaker 3: In the cage, it's probably good idea UFC. Yes, well,
Speaker 3: thirteen twenty fourteen. If you saw Clint out last night,
Speaker 3: Melbourne wouldn't lie to us, They'd tell us we had
Speaker 3: a lot to get across today. Oh you know what,
Speaker 3: he's not here because of the d's going down to
Speaker 3: West Coast. What No, what a weekend? No? I missed yesterday.
Speaker 1: What was six thirty Sunday night? Yeah, because it was
Speaker 1: in pert so it was late. Oh is that why? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was a late game. It was over in Perth,
Speaker 1: so it was. It was a weird time on a Sunday.
Speaker 1: But the des just didn't look anywhere near it.
Speaker 3: Yesterday there were some very high scoring matches.
Speaker 1: I had some high scoring on one side and low
Speaker 1: scoring on the other. I'm mighty tags. We're having a
Speaker 1: tough run Old Richmond.
Speaker 3: I was supporting Richmond on the weekend because I got
Speaker 3: to be careful here. I may have a mile inside
Speaker 3: the club and everyone inside the club got to discount
Speaker 3: code for a certain clothing brand for off at rhymes
Speaker 3: with young tree yode.
Speaker 1: Well, if you worked at the club, yeah, Oh are
Speaker 1: they partner. So the weekend seems more like Melbourn to me.
Speaker 3: So I use the old discount code on the weekends.
Speaker 1: Oh did you stuck up?
Speaker 2: Nice?
Speaker 6: Go?
Speaker 1: Tigs were poor old Richmond. They're not doing very well
Speaker 1: on the footy field.
Speaker 3: No, not great, not great. There's a couple of teams
Speaker 3: that need to rebel.
Speaker 1: But look more je.
Speaker 4: The Pies had a close game too.
Speaker 2: We won.
Speaker 3: That's all it matters. Let's not look at the score.
Speaker 2: We won.
Speaker 3: We'll take the points.
Speaker 4: Oh gosh, it was close in those last dying seconds.
Speaker 3: It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: We won.
Speaker 3: Look, we're going to get across the footy a little
Speaker 3: bit later on. Mason Cox is in the house this morning,
Speaker 3: after eight o'clock. He will be here to celebrate the
Speaker 3: Pie's win. Also nice and early this morning, we are
Speaker 3: going to offload a cheeky bit of cash, your chance
Speaker 3: to win one thousand dollars and struck like nobody's watching.
Speaker 3: Get what you want when you want at snuffle dot
Speaker 3: com dot areu, the home of bite sized payments. Your
Speaker 3: chance to win a cheeky grand coming up very soon.
Speaker 1: Here you go.
Speaker 3: What'd you do for the weekend?
Speaker 4: I'd really quiet weekend, but that's because i've that's.
Speaker 3: Right, you said you sit on Friday. I'm not going out.
Speaker 3: I'm not doing.
Speaker 1: Any really, no, but my self control was tested on
Speaker 1: the weekends, and I'll tell you whether I passed or
Speaker 1: failed my own test next morning.
Speaker 3: Everyone, welcome to you Monday. You're on the air with
Speaker 3: Jason Lauren. This is the number one hundred.
Speaker 1: How was your weekend, jess.
Speaker 3: On, Well, my nieces are in town.
Speaker 1: Oh that's right. The kids.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're going to a party.
Speaker 3: Twenty twenty one and nineteen and went to a twenty first.
Speaker 3: I was yeah, good good. I end up pitting the
Speaker 3: town with them. We'll chat more about that later.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: And then yesterday I thought I would do well, you know,
Speaker 3: rainy Sunday afternoon, let's got at Chatston. No one else
Speaker 3: loved the same idea.
Speaker 4: Oh was that hectic?
Speaker 1: Oh yesterday I felt like the first really cold day
Speaker 1: we'd had all year as well.
Speaker 3: Oh the car park was just oh no, that's.
Speaker 4: A valet job, pay thirty bucks and park away.
Speaker 1: I was insistent on having a quiet weekend this weekend,
Speaker 1: so I did nothing well. Friday night, I when I
Speaker 1: had dinner with my friends and their three little kids.
Speaker 1: Like five point thirty dinner, I was home in bed
Speaker 1: by eight thirty.
Speaker 3: That's impressive on a Friday night.
Speaker 1: Tick loved it. Slept in, had nine and a half
Speaker 1: hour sleep. When I woke up the morning, I checked
Speaker 1: my app and I was like, no, nof hours uninterrupted sleep,
Speaker 1: pauls away.
Speaker 3: The last time I had nine and a half hour
Speaker 3: sleep was nine and a half years ago. Someone seriously
Speaker 3: said to me the other day, Yeah, when did you
Speaker 3: last have a sleep, And I'm like, I've got a
Speaker 3: ten year old yep, almost ten years ago. This morning
Speaker 3: I was making dumplings at five am because he's going
Speaker 3: in for surgery today. He's getting some teeth ripped out,
Speaker 3: so he's getting put under, so we can't eat anything
Speaker 3: after five point thirty. This morning, it's at five o'classing.
Speaker 3: He's like, hey Dad, I'm a bit hungry, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: I've got half an hour too, you can eat him.
Speaker 4: So five this morning he made him dumplings.
Speaker 3: I'm in the kitchen opening a dumpling restaurant.
Speaker 1: Oh no, it's like he knew though. That means he
Speaker 1: knew he knew, he knew what he was doing. So
Speaker 1: I got my nine and a half hour sleep. I
Speaker 1: had my phone on dinner on the stair, but I
Speaker 1: woke up to all his miscalls from Paul being like
Speaker 1: Dahl you okay? He was away and then he we
Speaker 1: were going to do a date night on Saturday night.
Speaker 1: He was flying back from Sydney. Flight got canceled, ended
Speaker 1: up getting home later. No date night.
Speaker 4: We had a night on the couch, which was great
Speaker 4: in bed nine point thirty.
Speaker 3: What time did he get home that you canceled date night?
Speaker 1: Oh, he was meant to be home at like three,
Speaker 1: I think, and I wasn't getting home till like seven.
Speaker 3: And yeah, no, no windows.
Speaker 1: Gone, windows gone. Also, he'd had just like a bit
Speaker 1: of a schlep to get to the airport. Cancel flight. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So we thought we'll do date lunch on Sunday.
Speaker 4: So we did that.
Speaker 1: Yesterday was lovely. Went to a little Japanese restaurant. It
Speaker 1: was my stepdad's birthday. Went and saw, caught up with fam,
Speaker 1: then went home. And I've been on this like cleanse
Speaker 1: for a week. We're not supposed to have sugar. I know,
Speaker 1: it's boring. No one wants to hear about it.
Speaker 3: It's just the thing you had when you shut yourself
Speaker 3: in the tent.
Speaker 4: Different, that was easy.
Speaker 1: Do not recommend so you know I'm supposed to. It's
Speaker 1: like an a low inflammatory diet, which, by the way,
Speaker 1: what does that mean.
Speaker 4: There's so many different types.
Speaker 3: Of like so what can you eat?
Speaker 1: Well, it's a funny one. It's like, well, obviously you
Speaker 1: don't have anything fried. You're not meant to have. I
Speaker 1: think a lot of red meat. There's like a list
Speaker 1: of things you shouldn't have. Not a lot of sugar.
Speaker 3: No, the first two things you've mentioned, like the fun
Speaker 3: things fried food and steak and sugar.
Speaker 1: So anyway, I'd been so good all week and then
Speaker 1: last night I was like, I really really want something sweet.
Speaker 3: Time to live, baby, let's live.
Speaker 4: It's Sunday night, It's six.
Speaker 3: Thirty cheesecake shop, no Messina, so.
Speaker 1: I ordered, which is so random, And it's a classic
Speaker 1: case similar to what Howey did this morning, when you
Speaker 1: know you can't have something you really really want it.
Speaker 1: I wanted to bake cookies. What I wanted to bake cookies?
Speaker 1: I wanted freshly baked white chocolate and macadamia cookies.
Speaker 3: Who says I want to treat myself so I'm going
Speaker 3: to cook.
Speaker 1: I was like, I just wanted hot So I have
Speaker 1: you ever had? It's called Bennett's stipid to go. They're
Speaker 1: in the That's what I wanted in the car in Subway,
Speaker 1: So I got Bennett Street. I think it's called cookie dough.
Speaker 1: So this fants coooky dough.
Speaker 3: And you know what I did, hang on is that
Speaker 3: the one where it comes in the plastic chub because
Speaker 3: that freaks me out. It's the same packaging as dog food.
Speaker 1: You know, there's a plastic one and the Bennet Street
Speaker 1: one comes in this like bougie paper wrapping.
Speaker 3: Sounds cheap.
Speaker 1: And you know what I did. I baked because I've
Speaker 1: got no self control. I baked two cookies.
Speaker 3: That's it, because.
Speaker 1: I knew if I baked them all, i'd eat them all.
Speaker 3: That's not where I thought this was going. I thought
Speaker 3: you were going to say it. So I baked the
Speaker 3: entire train ring in the cookies.
Speaker 1: No I didn't. The cookie dose still in the fridge.
Speaker 1: I headed up the oven and I baked two cookies.
Speaker 3: There are radio announcers around the world starving who would love.
Speaker 1: To know what I noticed. You rolled in here with
Speaker 1: one coffee this morning, not two, not one for me,
Speaker 1: So you're not getting any cookies.
Speaker 3: She's got me there, she has got me there. How's
Speaker 3: the self control? So you can only bake two because
Speaker 3: you know you.
Speaker 4: Keeping very self control?
Speaker 1: I would I would have eaten the.
Speaker 3: Whole, that's all. You know what, Lou does it. I've
Speaker 3: told you what we do at nighttime. This is so sad.
Speaker 3: We have no self control as well. So at eight o'clock,
Speaker 3: after we have a snack, we put all the rest
Speaker 3: of the treats in the car out on the street.
Speaker 3: So that way at nine o'clock. Oh one another favorite, Yep,
Speaker 3: they're in the car. Is a cherry? Really worth the walk?
Speaker 4: To strut like nobody's watching.
Speaker 7: What you want when you want it At snaffle dot
Speaker 7: com dot au, the home of bite sized payments.
Speaker 1: Jason Lawrence strut your way to sleigh.
Speaker 3: So here's the go your chance to win a cheeky
Speaker 3: thousand dollars to strut like nobody's watching. Get what you
Speaker 3: want when you want it at snaffle dot com dot
Speaker 3: are you the home of bite sized payments?
Speaker 1: All right, let's give away some cash jays. All right,
Speaker 1: So you and I got out and about right around
Speaker 1: this great city of ours, and we recorded some audio
Speaker 1: in different parts of Melbourne that will be playing you
Speaker 1: over the week. We got some audio today and if
Speaker 1: you can guess we're in Melbourne, we were standing. You
Speaker 1: want cheeky thousand dollars?
Speaker 3: It's that easy, okay. Here is today's audio. Take a listen.
Speaker 3: Was recorded on Saturday when the weather was good. I
Speaker 3: was out and about there. I grabbed a little ice
Speaker 3: cream as well. These amazing gely tost stores at this location.
Speaker 3: Take a lesson?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Would you?
Speaker 3: I would say seaside, yes, sound like fun. It did
Speaker 3: sound like fun in the background, isn't it depending if
Speaker 3: you like that sort of thing.
Speaker 1: Let's go to Mary from Campbell. Good morning Mary. Did
Speaker 1: you have a good weekend?
Speaker 8: Had a good weekend?
Speaker 1: Good?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: Good Mary?
Speaker 4: Would you like a thousand dollars?
Speaker 3: Of course?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 3: Whereabouts in Melbourne? Do you think we.
Speaker 8: Were Well, we were clearly faith sized, so it could
Speaker 8: be anywhere along there. But I'll take a stab at
Speaker 8: think Kilda.
Speaker 1: You gotta.
Speaker 3: Roller coaster in the background. Would have given that away?
Speaker 3: Cheapy thousand dollars? Oh no, you're an accountant, so you're
Speaker 3: gonna do something boring.
Speaker 8: With it, probably really sensible.
Speaker 3: Yeah, live a little Mary Live, She's not a spend
Speaker 3: you enjoyed.
Speaker 7: Congratulations, Thanks really that's really great, guys.
Speaker 8: Great way to start the week.
Speaker 4: Oh you're welcome, Mary.
Speaker 1: It's that easy. We're just getting out about around Melbourne.
Speaker 3: I did mention to you the other day that on
Speaker 3: the way home I stopped at some Kilda I grabbed
Speaker 3: an ice cream.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and you sat on a park bench on
Speaker 1: your own and d't ice cream. Hang on, don't make
Speaker 1: it sound so I would feel satifyed drove past this
Speaker 1: or an adult sitting eating. That's not what you said.
Speaker 3: You said the other day during the song you went,
Speaker 3: I would piss myself if I drove past until big
Speaker 3: boys sitting on a bench eating and ice cream?
Speaker 1: Did you have one of these silly little spoons in
Speaker 1: the little pit? Went fine? I went for a code,
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Because I wanted to drive and eat. After a while
Speaker 3: I get bored. Yeah, I like people.
Speaker 4: Do you have a waffle?
Speaker 1: Did you got it? It's seven apples still there in
Speaker 1: St Kilda. That used to be so goody.
Speaker 4: No, this is an apples giladi on backland straight.
Speaker 3: No, I'll give that a crack.
Speaker 4: I don't know if it's still there.
Speaker 1: I mean I went on a date there once when
Speaker 1: I was like seventeen.
Speaker 3: So this is when things are black and white.
Speaker 4: That father Jelati was newly invented.
Speaker 3: It's just gone six thirty, gonna check your own to
Speaker 3: work latest in years. And then after seven this morning,
Speaker 3: you know who's back Melbourne's hottest Trady Jackson ready to
Speaker 3: go on another date. And the lady he's going on
Speaker 3: a date with today is not what you will expect.
Speaker 3: Let's put it out.
Speaker 1: I believe seven apples insular is still.
Speaker 3: It's still we must go.
Speaker 1: We must Let's go on a little holiday, Jay, So
Speaker 1: let me take you to Bali, to the beaches of Indonesia.
Speaker 4: You love Balie, don't you.
Speaker 3: We used to go every year pre COVID. No, we
Speaker 3: had a great nanny that would use all the time
Speaker 3: like WhatsApp her beforehand, so like she'd stay high to
Speaker 3: the kids so they remember her and stuff like that.
Speaker 3: The problem is now my kids are just that little
Speaker 3: bit older where when they go, hey, where are you going,
Speaker 3: and I'm oh, Dad's going to Finn's day club to
Speaker 3: pretend he's twenty three again, they'll be like, well, we
Speaker 3: want to come.
Speaker 4: Oh you can't leave him home with the nanny.
Speaker 3: See when they were younger, they'd be happy to stay.
Speaker 4: Do you stay in hotels with kids clubs?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: We did the whole villa thing.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well that was That's a great thing about Balie.
Speaker 4: You can do.
Speaker 1: That's cheap at yea. Yeah, And they put up those
Speaker 1: little fences around the pool when you've got kids.
Speaker 3: I love the food and everything and just and you
Speaker 3: know the tourists are so well behaved.
Speaker 1: Are you right to drive? But what are you doing
Speaker 1: driving the bike back?
Speaker 3: I remember seeing doing a story over there, just going
Speaker 3: it's dangerous.
Speaker 4: They're not like East scooters, they're like proper motorbike.
Speaker 1: Well, Bali is it's a hot spot for tourism, especially
Speaker 1: this time of year for Australians.
Speaker 4: It's getting very golder and a nice.
Speaker 1: Little trip to Bali be just delightful.
Speaker 4: But you never know who you're going to bump into.
Speaker 1: And someone who I think you wouldn't expect to bump
Speaker 1: into who is over there currently is one of the
Speaker 1: most wealthy, most famous men in the world, Elong Musk.
Speaker 1: I love the Elon Musk he's so cooky and weird. He's,
Speaker 1: of course the tesla's man behind the tesla, not tho.
Speaker 1: What do they call those new teslas?
Speaker 3: The cyber trucks?
Speaker 1: The cyber trucks. I saw one in La, did I
Speaker 1: tell you? I was at my friend's house and I
Speaker 1: walked only their massive to jump in an uber and
Speaker 1: out the front of their house. The neighbor must have one,
Speaker 1: or must have had someone over that has one. Was
Speaker 1: parked out the front of the house. And I was
Speaker 1: the biggest snoop. I was one of those freaks. You
Speaker 1: walking around, you know you see people's circling r Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I've seen them and I was.
Speaker 3: Like, nah, it looked like you'd wrapped a Ford Ranger
Speaker 3: in al Foyle.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Then when I saw it, I was like, I'm closer,
Speaker 1: look at this. It's big. They're like trunks. Anyway, I
Speaker 1: saw one of those. I don't know if they've got
Speaker 1: them in Bali, but I just wouldn't expect to see
Speaker 1: Elon Muskin Bali. I don't feel like it's his flavor.
Speaker 3: Where was he spotted?
Speaker 1: Well, he's doing the starlink, so he's making it. You know,
Speaker 1: he's got his own Internet. Now he's got like six
Speaker 1: hundred satellites in six thousand satellites in orbit. He's now
Speaker 1: got two million subscribers. That it's awesome, that Starlin thing.
Speaker 1: It's the Internet in places you can't get five g.
Speaker 3: He wasn't like a potato head with the rig out.
Speaker 3: He might have been, but he was there for official business.
Speaker 1: But he was there for official business. But I'm sure
Speaker 1: he went down to Mississippi.
Speaker 3: It's called the hair braided.
Speaker 4: You always bump into somebody.
Speaker 3: Currently, Karl Stefanovic has a share of Mississippis. Mississippis is
Speaker 3: like one of the day clubs. And what a what
Speaker 3: a great idea. Let's put a giant diving board tower
Speaker 3: in a book where Australians can go and get hammered
Speaker 3: and then jump off a twenty meter high diving board.
Speaker 3: What can go wrong? And then everybody else just gets maggot.
Speaker 4: Can imagine Carlos off the off the.
Speaker 3: Diving and every other is he just gets maggot and
Speaker 3: sits pool's side watching their mates.
Speaker 1: God, Steve, I can imagine Carlos.
Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely, I can.
Speaker 1: Barlie when I was there once, I went on this
Speaker 1: trip with a girlfriend.
Speaker 4: I just put up with a boyfriend.
Speaker 1: It was years and years ago, and like last minute
Speaker 1: we decided it wasn't when I was working like a
Speaker 1: nine to five job, We're like, let's go to Barli
Speaker 1: for four to as get out of here, let's live.
Speaker 1: So he turned up to this tiny little hotel with
Speaker 1: like it only had like eight rooms, and I walk
Speaker 1: in and Michael Whipflee Whipper, who hosts the Breakfast shot
Speaker 1: and over in Sydney, was also there. Just he was
Speaker 1: there for a wedding.
Speaker 3: Now this sounds like a little secret organizing. Are you
Speaker 3: staying in a room?
Speaker 2: Two?
Speaker 3: Wait as well?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god. Now I was there
Speaker 1: with a girlfriend, and then looking at him walking down
Speaker 1: the street and we saw doctor Chris Brown who's on
Speaker 1: the show last week. And the form us had this
Speaker 1: random little holiday because we'd all gone on like tourter Life,
Speaker 1: crissis holiday.
Speaker 3: Didn't you go and visit Chappelle?
Speaker 4: We tried, We went. We went to Carabacan.
Speaker 1: Yeah we got we got in as far as because
Speaker 1: you could take. We were just trying to offer support,
Speaker 1: and you could they see.
Speaker 3: A support You're trying to get an Instagram fat.
Speaker 1: They said no, no, no, they said you should bring
Speaker 1: a gift for Chappelle, like if you're offering support. So
Speaker 1: you go and you say you're an AUSSI offering support.
Speaker 1: So we were like, what are we going to take?
Speaker 1: Like if you could take, well, if you could take
Speaker 1: one thing to someone who in prison, what would you
Speaker 1: take in.
Speaker 3: BALI probably a keys or a hackele.
Speaker 4: One of my friends took like a packet.
Speaker 3: Of this will be good. You're serving twenty years hard
Speaker 3: time in Karabakant.
Speaker 1: She took a packet of undies because she was like, well,
Speaker 1: you'd want clean undies in there.
Speaker 4: You probably have, so she took that.
Speaker 1: I took the Twilight Trilogy because I thought, well this
Speaker 1: heat's time to read. And I think Whipper took twenty
Speaker 1: four packet Tim TAM's. We thought everythings that she might like.
Speaker 1: It was so fascinating being there though, because if you
Speaker 1: were sitting in the waiting room and all these like
Speaker 1: one woman was there and she was there to visit
Speaker 1: her husband who was or her friend who was in
Speaker 1: the prison, maybe's husband I know, and she had like
Speaker 1: a slab of Coca cola. She had, like all this, you.
Speaker 3: Can take what you wanted.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, hey, this is you don't want
Speaker 1: to be in there. But this is really rad because
Speaker 1: the new prisoners all arrived. The bus of them all
Speaker 1: arrived in shackles, and I was like, we don't want
Speaker 1: to get mixed.
Speaker 2: Up in this.
Speaker 1: Let's go.
Speaker 5: We took off.
Speaker 4: I didn't want to get stuck in there.
Speaker 3: They know you weren't there as a prisoner. You were
Speaker 3: holding your twenty four slabs of coke.
Speaker 1: And apparently sometimes that this story goes on, doesn't. Apparently
Speaker 1: the guards they you can you can pay them off. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so everyone says, don't if you're going to go, don't
Speaker 1: go looking like you've got lots of money. So I
Speaker 1: said to Whipper in Sydney, who's very fancy. I was like,
Speaker 1: swear dressed down, you know, wear broad shots and a
Speaker 1: bin tang singlet.
Speaker 4: And he turned up in like loafers and apollo.
Speaker 2: Shit.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah no, they're going to want thousands off you.
Speaker 2: Yeh.
Speaker 3: Firing squad for you, mate. Hey, thirteen twenty four ten
Speaker 3: is our number. This is random. What celebrity spotted in Bali.
Speaker 1: Everyone's been. There's always celebs there, there's always malebrities there.
Speaker 3: Elon Musk has been spotted in Bali. Lars went to
Speaker 3: visit Chappelle. Who did you see riding the scooter? Are
Speaker 3: you dots Chris Brown?
Speaker 2: Yep?
Speaker 3: Do you get the rig out?
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen a celebrity there?
Speaker 4: Yeah, he was on a surfing trip.
Speaker 3: I ready to Chrissy's swat in Bali.
Speaker 4: Go celebrity people, Melbourne Celebrity.
Speaker 3: Thirteen, twenty four ten. Who did you see in Bali?
Speaker 3: We're heading to Ballet.
Speaker 1: Let's go to Ballei. Wouldn't it be nice to head
Speaker 1: to Bali this time of year. I haven't been in years,
Speaker 1: but like you, Jay's I used to go before COVID.
Speaker 1: I just haven't been back since. Everyone says it's fully
Speaker 1: back though.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's heaving, absolutely heaving. Some of the
Speaker 3: restaurants are great.
Speaker 1: I've never touched wood On Massive some of those restaurants.
Speaker 3: Never gotten Ballei Belli what never how because.
Speaker 1: You only drunk beer. That's what my mom say. Don't
Speaker 1: drink the water, just drink the beer.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean like, if you're eating a bloody crape
Speaker 3: on the back of a moped it's cooked in the street,
Speaker 3: then yeah, you're probably gonna get sick.
Speaker 1: I've got barley belly about six times, and I've been
Speaker 1: robbed three times. Really yep. Once I was just walking
Speaker 1: through a crowd and got to the other side and
Speaker 1: my handbag was fully open with nothing.
Speaker 3: Was it the monkeys, The monkeys will get you.
Speaker 1: No, it wasn't monkeys with people. And then I got
Speaker 1: done at like the seven eleven over there, which happened
Speaker 1: to so many people.
Speaker 3: Circle.
Speaker 1: When you get you know when you're getting, when you're
Speaker 1: getting cautout and the cash comes out before you can't,
Speaker 1: so you take the cash and walk off, and then
Speaker 1: it says do you want to do another transaction and
Speaker 1: the person goes yes, and they drain all the cash.
Speaker 3: The only thing I hated in Bali was outside circle
Speaker 3: K those guys leaning on the mopeds with their little
Speaker 3: bum bags going.
Speaker 1: Here, the ones that do the stealing.
Speaker 3: I think, well, were they offer you like you hate
Speaker 3: you from the ATM, Yeah, stealing valium? You're valiant and
Speaker 3: they're offering valuume to everyone until I walked out. Then
Speaker 3: he goes hely, you need viagra viagra, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: why are you fring me? You offered him vallium? Why
Speaker 3: are you offering me viagra.
Speaker 1: That guy hasn't been laid in forever. Let's give him
Speaker 1: some blue pill.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number.
Speaker 5: This was a surprise. You blub into Bali a lot.
Speaker 3: You know what, You're the reason OSI's got a bad name.
Speaker 3: In Bali, you'd have nine mates on the back of
Speaker 3: a moped chrism for chicks.
Speaker 4: Did you see a celebrity in Bali?
Speaker 5: I've seen two celebrities. I've seen the great Brett Lee
Speaker 5: in Bali.
Speaker 1: I thought he he moonlighted in Bollywood when he wasn't playing, and.
Speaker 5: I was remember the guy from Whose Dares Wins?
Speaker 3: Michael Whitney was ten years old, yet.
Speaker 1: With him, that's all the big wit who Dares Wins
Speaker 1: was one of the great.
Speaker 3: Where was Mike? Where was Mike Whitney?
Speaker 5: We were actually just walking down the street, but we
Speaker 5: passed him. Then my mate's like, you're not gonna believe
Speaker 5: what that is and we looked at and we just
Speaker 5: stood in stay out every great.
Speaker 3: So it's always hard to recognize them over there because
Speaker 3: everyone's covered in sweat.
Speaker 4: It's hot, all right, all right?
Speaker 1: Ari in Saint Kilda, did you say Celebin Bali.
Speaker 2: Yes, I did. Nobody who was Michael Clem's.
Speaker 1: His ex wife was a Balinese princess, Lindy Clym. He's
Speaker 1: like part of the royal family. Well really, he didn't
Speaker 1: sound too impressed by that.
Speaker 3: No, I'm actually thinking, how do you know so little
Speaker 3: about what we do on the show? But then you
Speaker 3: know random facts right now?
Speaker 1: Lindy Clym is a Balinese princess. The kids go to
Speaker 1: school over there, and Michael Clint married Lindy Clym. She
Speaker 1: obviously was something else before she was Clym, and Michael
Speaker 1: Clem also went to my school, so what else?
Speaker 3: Thanks for joining us for the Bally edition of This
Speaker 3: Is Your Life. Let's go to Dave in carram Downod morning, Dave,
Speaker 3: he'd you seeing Balie?
Speaker 2: Hello?
Speaker 3: Mate? Here's your seeing Bali? Or Tyler?
Speaker 2: Who?
Speaker 8: Troy Kenney?
Speaker 1: Troy Kinney.
Speaker 4: I'm in need some more information, Dave.
Speaker 2: He's a kids on Facebook? His comedian.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm not familiar, but I'm sure he felt special
Speaker 1: being recognized in Bali. That's what you go to Bali for.
Speaker 1: I went to Bali and I saw Troy Knny geting
Speaker 1: on a T shirt.
Speaker 7: Let's go to Rebecca, I reckon, this person got.
Speaker 5: On for.
Speaker 1: Who was what? Peeny pointers running down the beach. We're on?
Speaker 7: Tell you we saw this big fancy boat. And then
Speaker 7: then my friend and I we went for lunch and yeah,
Speaker 7: there's the Hof with his crew and a couple of
Speaker 7: the guys were wearing t shirts saying hands off the Hof.
Speaker 1: Oh my god had his own murders, his hands.
Speaker 7: Off the Hop. And then we first spent we spent
Speaker 7: some of our time trying to work out with the
Speaker 7: lady that was with him and whether it was his granddaughter.
Speaker 7: But they know it's his girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Half now Hostil got.
Speaker 3: Out, Oh yeah, I don't think that's his granddaughter. Mate.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, how old would the Hoff be? Now?
Speaker 4: David one hundred and two? He was so good in Baywatch.
Speaker 1: I loved Have you watched the Pam doco yet? No?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, you've got to watch Pam so good
Speaker 1: on Netflix, the Pamar Anderson docco if you haven't seen it.
Speaker 3: David Hassel half.
Speaker 1: Age, I'm saying seventy two. I'm saying seventy two is
Speaker 1: my guess.
Speaker 3: I'm saying sixty eight. Get out? Is he seventy two
Speaker 3: seventy one. Alright, a hell, you know you're old man. Well,
Speaker 3: good morning everybody, and welcome along to you Monday. How
Speaker 3: are we doing?
Speaker 1: I'm good? How are you?
Speaker 3: I'm good? How you interesting? Just brought up there in
Speaker 3: the news the whole thirty six months wanting to raise
Speaker 3: the age limit of when kids can access social media.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't have kids, right, but I find
Speaker 1: social media can be so tough anyway. I can't imagine
Speaker 1: how that would have affected me if I was thirteen
Speaker 1: or fourteen. But you've got little.
Speaker 3: Kids, mate, Like we joke around about think like without
Speaker 3: sounding old. Thank god social media wasn't around when we
Speaker 3: were at school. Like, going to school's tough enough, I say,
Speaker 3: to moment because we've got our nieces staying with us
Speaker 3: at the moment, and I'm like, I remember going to school.
Speaker 3: The biggest thing you'd cop crap over is like, oh,
Speaker 3: what car does your parents drive? Or you know what
Speaker 3: I mean. Now it's like how many followers you've got?
Speaker 3: You know, hey, swy video didn't get likes?
Speaker 1: Like yeah, but now, like I remember having a hard
Speaker 1: time at school for a period of time there, and
Speaker 1: the best part about it was that you could go
Speaker 1: home and you could get away from it, and you
Speaker 1: had to bribe my brother there, and I had my friends.
Speaker 4: Outside of school.
Speaker 1: But now kids just can't get away from it. And
Speaker 1: I mean the statistics around kids and young teenagers in particular,
Speaker 1: like it says He's seventy percent of teens have said
Speaker 1: they've experienced had a negative experience on social media. One
Speaker 1: in three teenagers have been exposed to disturbing content, forty
Speaker 1: five percent have been abused or harassed, one in four
Speaker 1: have cyber bullied someone, fifty nine percent have been scammed.
Speaker 3: It's like, as I mentioned, one of my my nieces
Speaker 3: are staying with the sni's having a chat with her
Speaker 3: about it yesterday. So it was, you know, front pages
Speaker 3: of the paper, and it was big over the weekend.
Speaker 4: They're a bit older, though, aren't they.
Speaker 3: They are a bit older. But she was saying she
Speaker 3: remembers being in high school and watching videos online of
Speaker 3: a girl like, hey, this is my diary of what
Speaker 3: I eat today, and she was like I wanted to
Speaker 3: look like her and I didn't want to day and
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm starving.
Speaker 1: It's just like, yeah, it's created all like eating disorders.
Speaker 1: Sleeping disorder anxiety.
Speaker 3: Thrown his support behind it and said he thinks we
Speaker 3: need to raise it.
Speaker 1: But what do you think. How's your oldest? My oldest
Speaker 1: is ten, so he can legally be on social media
Speaker 1: in a couple of years.
Speaker 3: Which scares the shit out of me. To be honest
Speaker 3: and blunt, it absolutely terrifies me.
Speaker 4: Do you think sixteen is a better age?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Mate, I'd raise it to twenty one if I can.
Speaker 1: Yeah, seriously.
Speaker 3: But look, we're going to dive into this more tomorrow
Speaker 3: on the show. This massive campaign that's been launched to
Speaker 3: try and raise the age from thirteen to sixteen. Whipper,
Speaker 3: who does the breakfast show at Nover in Sydney, is
Speaker 3: one of the driving forces and co founder of it.
Speaker 3: He's going to join us on the show tomorrow. But
Speaker 3: I think, look, I reckon, you'd be hard pressed to
Speaker 3: find a parent who doesn't want to raise it.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, I mean.
Speaker 1: The hardest thing now, I imagine is taking that back off
Speaker 1: kids who already had it.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's going to take years to undo the cycle.
Speaker 3: Uh look, let's light the mood coming up next. Who's
Speaker 3: ready to get their hands on a hot trading plenty?
Speaker 1: Of people are.
Speaker 3: Jackson, Melbourne's Hottest trading is back and ready to go
Speaker 3: on date number two. We'll introduce you to the lucky
Speaker 3: Lady next. All right, let's do it. He's a treat.
Speaker 1: He wants at reader, Jason Lawrence. Trady wants a lady.
Speaker 3: And the treaty is shine.
Speaker 1: The last few weeks we've been introducing Melbourne to Melbourne's
Speaker 1: hottest Trady, Jackson.
Speaker 4: He's twenty five years old.
Speaker 1: Outside of him being very handsome, he is so nice.
Speaker 1: He's funny, he's quirky. We spoke to his mum. His
Speaker 1: mom said he's a ten out of ten sons. Consider it.
Speaker 1: He's kind Anyway, the last goes on. He has been
Speaker 1: going on some dates because the Trady wants a lady.
Speaker 1: But it also turns out there are many late days
Speaker 1: that want to trade.
Speaker 3: Day now, I will point out he went out with
Speaker 3: Chloe who was lay there number one. Now, that date
Speaker 3: went well, ended with a kiss and both of them
Speaker 3: saying they'd be happy to see each other again.
Speaker 6: It was it a kiss or a pashsh was a
Speaker 6: pash or they were parking.
Speaker 1: Anyway, we are trying to find our hot trading a lady,
Speaker 1: and there are many people right across Melbourne who were
Speaker 1: interested in dating Jackson. Now, the other day I threw
Speaker 1: something out there which was a slip of the top.
Speaker 1: It was an accident, but it turns out many people
Speaker 1: took it literalists.
Speaker 3: Wait, Trady wants a lady?
Speaker 1: You a guilf friend.
Speaker 3: I was going to say, I didn't finish. How old
Speaker 3: are we going? What's the age cut off for entries?
Speaker 1: I was trying to say, like sometimes I call a
Speaker 1: boyfriend a boy Yep, different.
Speaker 3: Giffy, Remember we got this call. How do you feel
Speaker 3: about twenty five year old?
Speaker 6: There?
Speaker 3: Philippa, Oh wonderful.
Speaker 1: I've got much older than that.
Speaker 3: Well, that lovely lady joins us. Now, Philip, A good morning.
Speaker 1: Good morning.
Speaker 2: How are we good?
Speaker 3: Are you?
Speaker 4: How are you?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm doing well, doing well.
Speaker 6: Oh she's a bit more shy than she was defensive
Speaker 6: about meeting Jackson.
Speaker 1: Yes, Philip, have you told you the photo?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Did you think is.
Speaker 3: He your flavor?
Speaker 8: Oh he's a very good looking young man.
Speaker 1: Have you told your friends that you've thrown your hat
Speaker 1: in the ring to twenty five?
Speaker 3: What back?
Speaker 2: Go go?
Speaker 3: Yes, I love that girl. Philippa. Did you hear about
Speaker 3: his date with Chloe?
Speaker 1: Yes? I did.
Speaker 4: Were you jealous?
Speaker 3: They went out? They went parking afterwards, and not.
Speaker 1: A sneaky My goodness, I used to do parking in
Speaker 1: my twenties.
Speaker 4: Pull up in parking, have a little fun.
Speaker 6: Hey, Jason, Yeah, I want you guys to meet Philippa.
Speaker 6: I got a piece of paper in front of you.
Speaker 6: We're going to do a big reveal of of you, Philippa.
Speaker 1: We haven't seen some headshops. We do, Okay? Can I
Speaker 1: look now?
Speaker 3: Three to one?
Speaker 1: God gorgeous, philipp I do a glamour shoe. I love
Speaker 1: the redip and the red nails.
Speaker 4: You look bloody, gorgeous.
Speaker 6: Beautiful and in a beautiful dresser. You've had your hair done,
Speaker 6: you've got the lipstick on. But now this this wasn't
Speaker 6: the only photo that was taken on this day. I
Speaker 6: believe you might have launched it up a little bit,
Speaker 6: did you, Philip?
Speaker 1: Hang on, I'm looking at you in a floral dress
Speaker 1: with red lipstick and red nails, looking gorgeous.
Speaker 2: End up?
Speaker 3: Not we Where did you end up?
Speaker 2: Where did you and I end.
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 4: Did you do nerds?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I didn't go what did you go into my underwear?
Speaker 3: Good for you, Philip, Philip, do we have to.
Speaker 2: P paper?
Speaker 3: Wasn't that edible underwear like you own't once? Remember the
Speaker 3: lolly g strings and.
Speaker 4: Stuff that you Someone sent it to me?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the tastes disgusting, tastes pretty good. I don't need them.
Speaker 1: I don't need them, obviously, that would be.
Speaker 3: Weird, Philip. But we're going to put you in some
Speaker 3: very safe hands. Jackson's younger. He's an absolute gentleman.
Speaker 4: You're only You're only as old as the man you feel.
Speaker 8: Oh, I've heard that before you So you're going to
Speaker 8: feel about twenty five in nine hours time. And maybe
Speaker 8: he can explain since he plays football holding the ball rule.
Speaker 8: I never quite understand that one.
Speaker 1: I think, is that an excellent question to bring to
Speaker 1: this legitimately mean that?
Speaker 3: Or is that like some code for some sort of
Speaker 3: sexual time leimate? Okay, right, I thought that. I thought
Speaker 3: there was four play or something.
Speaker 4: I wasn't really sure type of holding the Yeah, can
Speaker 4: you teach me?
Speaker 8: No, I didn't mean that, but I can see how
Speaker 8: it gets interpreted.
Speaker 3: We love you to bit, you look beautiful and and
Speaker 3: you're in safe hands tonight Okay, okay, thanks very much.
Speaker 3: We can't wait to.
Speaker 2: Talk to you.
Speaker 3: I cannot all wait to hear the review of this day.
Speaker 1: I just know how they're holding the balls very quickly.
Speaker 7: He just know that he's going out with a woman
Speaker 7: who's in the sixties.
Speaker 1: He's excited.
Speaker 8: He's not going to get it right when this old
Speaker 8: lady comes.
Speaker 1: Around the corner.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's keen to use your senior's discount.
Speaker 3: Actually one child in one scene you play, if he.
Speaker 1: Orders from the kid's menu, that might be anick sees
Speaker 1: this is my son. Don't say that.
Speaker 3: A fellow will chat you tomorrow, Oak have fun, okay, time,
Speaker 3: I love her.
Speaker 4: I'm excited.
Speaker 3: They can keep an eye on our socials as well.
Speaker 3: Jas and Lauren will post some photos video tomorrow as well.
Speaker 3: And hey, who knows where the night will take me?
Speaker 4: Who knows they're gonna have a great time though.
Speaker 3: Melbourne's hot as trade. Jackson heading off on date number two.
Speaker 3: It's our trading and he wants himself related.
Speaker 4: I've got a dilemma.
Speaker 1: Do you have a irregular coffee or breakfast spot for
Speaker 1: the weekends?
Speaker 3: Hampton Bakery crack cracky?
Speaker 1: How good is a good bakery like a local bakery,
Speaker 1: or you know when you're on a long drive.
Speaker 3: Custard things. The Portuguese tarts a good coffee as well. Yep, yep,
Speaker 3: but okay, Portuguese tart place, you know what, make it too.
Speaker 3: And then they do the we do three for nine
Speaker 3: dollars saving. Now I've got to have three?
Speaker 1: Do you do you share one with liss? This is
Speaker 1: not about me anyway. We have this place that we
Speaker 1: go to a lot of weekends, get a coffee, maybe
Speaker 1: maybe a croissant, always take away.
Speaker 4: We never dine in. It's always busy.
Speaker 3: Question. Question, what's that thing they put in the middle
Speaker 3: of an almond croissant? That sort of paste?
Speaker 1: It is? It's almond butter?
Speaker 3: Is that what it is?
Speaker 1: In an almonds?
Speaker 3: It is incredible.
Speaker 1: It's almond butter, isn't it? Yeah? Almonds in an almond
Speaker 1: that right there.
Speaker 3: Is so Lauren Phillips, it's almond butter.
Speaker 1: No, definitely is I just wanted someone to back me
Speaker 1: and I looked in the phone, but.
Speaker 3: Just so confident. And then isn't it well, it's.
Speaker 1: An almond crosshot what else would you put in it?
Speaker 3: Clents away sick today normally you'd have you right hand.
Speaker 3: It's definitely almond butter.
Speaker 1: I don't have my souls. This started back me up anyway,
Speaker 1: Can you go almonds almond cream?
Speaker 4: Almond cream similar to almond butter.
Speaker 3: Can I just buy that in the jar?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can buy almond butter. Just put on toast.
Speaker 3: It's not almond butter, it's almond crean.
Speaker 1: Okay, mix it with some cream. Anyway. We love this place,
Speaker 1: but we often when we go there talk about how
Speaker 1: they should change the layout, Like we just think it
Speaker 1: would function better if the counter was the other way.
Speaker 3: You should tell them that they'd love that feedback.
Speaker 4: Paul does sometimes.
Speaker 1: Actually it's quite embarrassing. We talk about it all the time.
Speaker 1: One day, we're gonna buy it. We're gonna renovate it,
Speaker 1: we're gonna make it like this. So walking past the
Speaker 1: other day, it was closed and we just I don't
Speaker 1: know why. Every time we walk past it, we talk
Speaker 1: about how we're going to redesign it. One day, question, ques.
Speaker 3: Do you reckon? They just shut the blindes and turn
Speaker 3: the lights off because they saw you were coming and
Speaker 3: didn't want the feedback of there.
Speaker 4: No, it was like late afternoon.
Speaker 1: It's like anyway, we are walking past, We're looking in
Speaker 1: the window of our favorite cafe with all our favorite treats,
Speaker 1: and boom, two big rats ran across the floor.
Speaker 3: Why is it open to the rats and not you?
Speaker 4: My heart broke.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that'd be it for me because it's my favorite place.
Speaker 3: You will never go back.
Speaker 4: I don't know if I can.
Speaker 3: You won't.
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously the cakes and stuff, then none of none.
Speaker 4: Of it's there when they're closed.
Speaker 1: They're not in there. They're not It's not one of
Speaker 1: those places where they leave.
Speaker 3: They're probably at the back. They're probably at the back.
Speaker 3: And there's two rats I'll be able to climb on
Speaker 3: top of each other and open.
Speaker 1: So it was like Splinter from Ninja Turtles was just
Speaker 1: standing there staring at me, going and no mock cakes
Speaker 1: for you.
Speaker 3: That's a big rat.
Speaker 1: Oh can I go back? What do I do? Do
Speaker 1: I tell them? Do I not tell them? Do I?
Speaker 1: I never saw it.
Speaker 3: We We have a beautiful building here at nov.
Speaker 4: But we got to play.
Speaker 3: The facilities are incredible, but in every single room there
Speaker 3: is at least one mouse trap because we have a
Speaker 3: mouse problem here. We also have I think.
Speaker 1: They're fixed it, you know, they haven't.
Speaker 4: But when we started, because Jason and I.
Speaker 1: Were like, this place couldn't get any better, and they're like, well,
Speaker 1: there is one more better if we get rid of
Speaker 1: the mouse.
Speaker 3: We also have the communal pantry here.
Speaker 1: See the communal pantry freaks me out because there's a
Speaker 1: mouse problems and you must be leaving things open.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying about the bakery. And every every
Speaker 3: couple of days I run the gauntlet of using the
Speaker 3: communal wheatbios and.
Speaker 1: Every sing because they're not sealed.
Speaker 3: Every time I open that box, I go, am I
Speaker 3: going to meet Splinter today? Is in there exactly?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 3: I check? And then I look around the brick of
Speaker 3: the wheetbis just to see if there's any which is
Speaker 3: hard to tell with a wheat pick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what to do. Is that game
Speaker 1: over for my relationship? Well I don't know.
Speaker 3: I say it's game over, but then I still throw
Speaker 3: my head in that bloody wheatbeks pox every morning.
Speaker 1: I figure the coffee safe. Coffee's fine.
Speaker 3: Maybe our mate here gives feedback on the floor plan.
Speaker 3: Imagine what she's going to say next time she goes
Speaker 3: in there. Now we need to talk about at Jean situation.
Speaker 3: Would you say you do you got to tell them?
Speaker 1: Do we absolutely? But do we do it anonymously?
Speaker 4: I'm not going to go in the shot when it's busy.
Speaker 3: No, you just you know, like when you go to
Speaker 3: the chemist to get the cream for that other stuff,
Speaker 3: you go, Hey, can I just talk to you at
Speaker 3: the end of the counter for a second. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: you don't do it in front of everyone.
Speaker 1: You tell them exactly, not.
Speaker 4: Hey, you think we've got a problem with Splinter.
Speaker 1: Splinter's living in the end of the counter. Splinter's moonlighting
Speaker 1: with a croissanto is out of the sewer.
Speaker 3: You know what, just before you said about the rats,
Speaker 3: I was about to go, what's the name of it?
Speaker 1: Give it a shout out?
Speaker 3: Friday Night. I was just talking to Brady, executive producer.
Speaker 3: Lad's like that, and we're just talking about the footy,
Speaker 3: and we're talking about the Sandy Hotel a little bit.
Speaker 3: How would you describe it? Seedy but.
Speaker 1: Lightful, seedy, de lightful show the footy?
Speaker 3: How good's a pool table there?
Speaker 5: So good? It's on a lean, so if you even
Speaker 5: just hit it down one and it usually just trucks
Speaker 5: to the pocket.
Speaker 3: Now, I was saying, too, Brady, because I'm a Pies
Speaker 3: man and Mason Cox is in after eight o'clock. Pies
Speaker 3: are playing West Coast this Friday. Because it's in Perth.
Speaker 3: The game starts at eight ten late, so I can
Speaker 3: get the kids down and the dad can go out.
Speaker 3: So we were saying, lad's, lad's, lads, let's hit up
Speaker 3: the sandy.
Speaker 1: And I said, hey, Paul's unavailable on Friday nights, so
Speaker 1: maybe you all come and hang with you guys.
Speaker 3: Which is fine, and then two seconds later you're like,
Speaker 3: I might bring my single friend Lucy. She needs just
Speaker 3: you know, fish in a different pond.
Speaker 1: Or yeah, I did say that, and you panicked, well, stranger, dange.
Speaker 3: Stranger danger, and I feel like you just well, it
Speaker 3: sounds like you've just tied jacked my night.
Speaker 4: Sounds like it's not the place anyway, because.
Speaker 3: It'll start with one and then it'll be like, this
Speaker 3: is dear, bruh, this is Suzanne. It's the real Housewives.
Speaker 1: I know, but that would be fun. Come on, you
Speaker 1: and the gals, come on, let us live a little
Speaker 1: live somewhere else. No, you're excited when I said I
Speaker 1: was gonna come, Okay, I'll come on my own. I'll
Speaker 1: tell Lucy she's uninvited.
Speaker 3: Stranger Dan.
Speaker 1: You know what, Lucy's one of those friends. She's one
Speaker 1: of my best friends. And it's actually really annoying for
Speaker 1: me because when I take her places.
Speaker 4: People like her way better.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, everyone likes Lucy better again, Well, she
Speaker 1: sounds fun.
Speaker 3: Maybe bring her and you just shop her off. You're
Speaker 3: on the air with Jason Lauren. Clint is off sick today.
Speaker 3: He'll sober up me back tomorrow. It is tops to
Speaker 3: fifteen fourteen.
Speaker 1: Don't say that he's sick. Poor Clinty. We hope you
Speaker 1: get better soon. Rest hopefully. If he's unwell, he's sitting
Speaker 1: on the couch today and watching Netflix, watching movies.
Speaker 3: I was just going to quickly say, because he's the
Speaker 3: host of Weekend Today on the nine time.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, did you say where they were?
Speaker 3: They're in Brisbane for the NRL Magic Round. Can I
Speaker 3: just say the NRAL crowd is very different.
Speaker 1: To the AFL Brisbane for the Magic Ground. But then
Speaker 1: as they do on shows like the Today Show, when
Speaker 1: the whole team is into state somewhere, they do activities
Speaker 1: all together, and they did some they went to lunch
Speaker 1: at some rate. Yeah, so hang on restaurant.
Speaker 3: I think it's at the Brisbane Powerhouse. You can go
Speaker 3: and they've set tables up that hang off the side
Speaker 3: of the building.
Speaker 1: You have to sit in the harness and and then
Speaker 1: you ab sailed down the building after.
Speaker 3: Now can I just point out right, it's a Sunday morning,
Speaker 3: it's very early. I flicked the telly on and I've
Speaker 3: got quite a big screen. I'm standing right in front
Speaker 3: of it, and the first thing that pops up is
Speaker 3: Clinton a harness.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, you need.
Speaker 3: Not lead much to the imagination.
Speaker 1: And then they have to be harnessed on the roof
Speaker 1: to have lunch, and they have sailed down like I'm
Speaker 1: cooking breakfast.
Speaker 3: I'm like, well, I don't want sausages, that's for sure.
Speaker 1: Also don't want to go to that risk.
Speaker 3: That is the last thing.
Speaker 1: Anyway, well done, it looked great. I'll try it next
Speaker 1: time in Brisbane. Hey Clinton is sick today, but hopefully
Speaker 1: he's at home watching binge watching, which is what you
Speaker 1: do when you're sick. Because I binge watched a show
Speaker 1: on Netflix. Have you seen Ashley Madison yet?
Speaker 3: So my wife was watching it the end of last week,
Speaker 3: so I was listening to it in the background while
Speaker 3: I was on the laptop.
Speaker 4: So it only dropped last week.
Speaker 1: And it's a it's a documentary about the dating site
Speaker 1: Ashley Madison, which was a dating website for married people.
Speaker 1: Ashley Madison was ahead of his time. The vision was
Speaker 1: to be the largest and only website for married people
Speaker 1: who wanted to have an affair.
Speaker 2: When I would go to trade.
Speaker 1: Shows, would say who's your biggest competitor, and I'd say
Speaker 1: the Bible. So that's it was. So you signed up
Speaker 1: if you were married. It was free for women to
Speaker 1: sign up and had to pay to be members. You
Speaker 1: could chat, you had to buy credits to keep talking.
Speaker 1: You could chat, you could go on dates. You could
Speaker 1: then do whatever you want. You could list all your
Speaker 1: desires and preferences, so people knew exactly what they were
Speaker 1: signing up for. It sounds like quite a niche market.
Speaker 1: They ended up with fifty million users on it went
Speaker 1: world wide.
Speaker 4: All over the world. Fifty million. This is what they said. Anyway,
Speaker 4: I don't know if now.
Speaker 3: We're going to remember this was before Tinder, before dating
Speaker 3: apps and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: I think it was around like I want to say,
Speaker 1: twenty ten ish. I remember there was that huge data leak.
Speaker 1: All these people had signed up thinking that it was
Speaker 1: they would remain private, but they got hacked and they
Speaker 1: leaked all the details of every single person on there.
Speaker 1: They leaked their personal details, their personal information, all their
Speaker 1: weird desires.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what smart business model. Because they also
Speaker 3: charged people like twenty bucks when you were leaving, if
Speaker 3: you want them to wipe all your.
Speaker 4: Data, yeah, which they never actually did.
Speaker 3: They never did, but people twenty people obviously paid the money. Yeah,
Speaker 3: thinking some sort of false security in the back of their.
Speaker 1: Mind, and it ruined people's lives. It ruined people's I mean,
Speaker 1: you're ruining your own marriage if you're signing up to it.
Speaker 1: But the Data League all of a sudden, because some
Speaker 1: people signed up and never actively used it. They just
Speaker 1: signed up to kind of suss out what was going
Speaker 1: on there, met up with anyone apparently. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I just signed up just I just wanted to see
Speaker 3: what it was all about. I clicked on Candy's profile.
Speaker 3: I just just want to see how many people I
Speaker 3: just want to see the question. Yeah, question, you'd have
Speaker 3: to have it, like you have to have a profile photo,
Speaker 3: wouldn't you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, these people are posting their photos.
Speaker 3: Surely people are scrolling through going, oh, well, there's Deborah
Speaker 3: from the kids soccer team.
Speaker 1: Because if you were both on it, you were both
Speaker 1: supposed to be married. It was like unspoken I guess.
Speaker 1: So the weird thing was the way they marketed this website, right,
Speaker 1: because at surface level, it's sleazy and gross and it's
Speaker 1: all about having affairs and cheating. But they're t v
Speaker 1: c's were so unhinged. Listen to how they marketed it.
Speaker 3: I'm looking for some.
Speaker 1: Other than.
Speaker 3: The medicines, right, I'm looking for some Okay, it's quite catchy.
Speaker 1: Wait till my joining then more guys everybody. Now, I know.
Speaker 2: What I know.
Speaker 1: That's it sounds so cute.
Speaker 3: You know what's going to happen now, don't you. I'm
Speaker 3: going to be humming that in the kitchen tonight.
Speaker 1: Yeah, to go, what do you do?
Speaker 3: Because you know me with the brown guy. When I
Speaker 3: hear the guy, that's all I see when I'm cooking dinner.
Speaker 3: Now I'm going to be doing bloody pasta tonight looking.
Speaker 1: For so the TVC's made it sound really fun and like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I want to be a part of that, but deep
Speaker 1: down it's sleazy, Like the whole concept so wrong. But
Speaker 1: look in the documentary, fifteen million people, it's still going
Speaker 1: post the data. You know.
Speaker 3: Sorry, if you're signing up to that website now after
Speaker 3: a data breach and you think that it's fully private,
Speaker 3: you are an idiot and you deserve you details out.
Speaker 1: Well. I think now everything's a bit more public, like
Speaker 1: maybe back then it was before Tinder and the beginning apps,
Speaker 1: everyone just thought it was this underground kind of thing.
Speaker 1: I mean, don't get me wrong, there are a lot
Speaker 1: of people that regretted putting their business email and their
Speaker 1: profile picture on it when it was when it was leaked,
Speaker 1: But fifteen million people, there would be people all over
Speaker 1: Melbourne who signed up to it.
Speaker 3: Funny you say that because coming up next, we have
Speaker 3: a lady who is going to remain anonymous. She is
Speaker 3: hanging on the hold, ready to share her story.
Speaker 1: She on it.
Speaker 3: Wait till you hear how long she has been on
Speaker 3: it and how long she has been seeing someone from
Speaker 3: the website and still is. They are married, they live
Speaker 3: in Melbourne and she joins us. Next, we are talking
Speaker 3: about the Ashley Madison docoe that has dropped on Netflix.
Speaker 3: Everyone was watching it over the weekend.
Speaker 4: It's pretty hectic.
Speaker 3: It's based around the website Ashley Madison, which was purely
Speaker 3: set up for couples who want.
Speaker 1: To cheat, well not couples, but people who were married
Speaker 1: are going to have an affair.
Speaker 3: Now, I will point out the person who's about to
Speaker 3: join us has asked to remain anonymous. We put the
Speaker 3: old voice to Coder on them as well. We're going
Speaker 3: to be like the rest of Melbourne. We're going to
Speaker 3: want to judge and rip in, but.
Speaker 4: We we'll be judging, try and bite my time.
Speaker 3: But we have promised this person if they come on
Speaker 3: and share their story, we're not going to ridicule them
Speaker 3: and rip in.
Speaker 4: I'm very uneasy about it. Okay, should we do it?
Speaker 3: Yep?
Speaker 1: All right, let's get them on the line. Good morning.
Speaker 1: So Ashley Madison. It's a dating site for married people,
Speaker 1: but you can chat and you can meet up with
Speaker 1: people as well. Of the married people that you spoke to,
Speaker 1: how many of them did you meet up with?
Speaker 2: Actually met up with only about four?
Speaker 1: Okay, so then you've met up with four of them.
Speaker 1: Are you still with someone now that you met on
Speaker 1: the website. Yeah, how long has that been going.
Speaker 2: A little over five years?
Speaker 1: Five years Jesus, and they're still married.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and their partner has no idea.
Speaker 2: As far as I'm aware.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So you do you have? Do you feel guilty
Speaker 1: about that?
Speaker 2: I do?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm going to call you out straight away and go.
Speaker 3: You can't feel that guilty. It's been five years and
Speaker 3: you're still seeing them. That's three Yes, let's long feeling
Speaker 3: guilty for you.
Speaker 1: Hear this stuff all the time, right, And and do
Speaker 1: you like does this man is he telling you that
Speaker 1: he's going to leave his partner for you? So you're
Speaker 1: hoping that you two will be together properly one day?
Speaker 1: Or are you just happy being a side dish?
Speaker 2: He's not planning to leave, and I don't want him to.
Speaker 3: Leave, So you have you have no intention of actually
Speaker 3: getting into a relationship with him.
Speaker 2: No, I don't want a relationship with him. Adult.
Speaker 3: How often are you catching up with this person once
Speaker 3: a fortnight?
Speaker 4: And where is he saying it?
Speaker 3: Because that's the thing I said, Like my wife and
Speaker 3: I joke around and we're like, oh, like we barely
Speaker 3: see each other. I got no time for an affair,
Speaker 3: Like whereabouts you guys seeing each other motel and.
Speaker 4: This during the day.
Speaker 3: What does his partner think he is?
Speaker 2: We have been doing it during the day mostly, but
Speaker 2: there have been times that we do it on the
Speaker 2: weekends or at night.
Speaker 4: Don't you feel bad.
Speaker 2: I do? It is purely just the one thing that
Speaker 2: we meet up for.
Speaker 1: If I can't you go and find someone single to
Speaker 1: do that with. Like does he have a family and kids? Yes,
Speaker 1: I find the whole thing.
Speaker 3: So like, ikey, can I ask what's the end goal here?
Speaker 3: You don't want to be in a relationship with this bloke.
Speaker 3: You're out looking for love yourself. Are you going to
Speaker 3: call it off when you finally meet someone or what's
Speaker 3: the plant?
Speaker 2: No, I'm planning to end it if I find somebody
Speaker 2: that I can be with all the time, and that's
Speaker 2: your goal for me?
Speaker 3: Say, if you meet the man of your dreams and
Speaker 3: then you find out that he's banging all your mates
Speaker 3: on the side, how would you feel about that?
Speaker 2: Obviously?
Speaker 3: Uneasy?
Speaker 1: Uneasy?
Speaker 2: It was disappointed, but I definitely would. I kind of
Speaker 2: understand in a way. But from what I know I've
Speaker 2: been experienced through, I'll.
Speaker 3: Give you a hot tip. If you meet the man
Speaker 3: of your dreams and you find out he's doing the dirty.
Speaker 3: I don't think you can kind of understand.
Speaker 4: Can I just ask?
Speaker 1: Do you like sure you're saying you're only doing this
Speaker 1: for one thing, which is obviously I think she's.
Speaker 4: Getting off on relationship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you must think this guy's a pretty average bloke, right,
Speaker 1: Like he's a pretty shitty human to be doing this.
Speaker 2: I had thought that yet, And you.
Speaker 4: Just don't care because it's just a bit of fun.
Speaker 2: I try not to be emotionally evolved.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Anonymous, are you getting turned on by this bloke
Speaker 3: in particular, or are you getting turned on by the situation?
Speaker 2: I would say would be the first one.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that sounds convincing.
Speaker 2: Because we have a great time when we meet up.
Speaker 4: Does he buy your presents and things? No, no gifts,
Speaker 4: it's just sex.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well you're missing out there. Hit him up with
Speaker 3: a birthday present or something. Here's a question for it,
Speaker 3: because there'd.
Speaker 4: Be people out there so many questions.
Speaker 3: There'd be people out there that are probably wondered, like
Speaker 3: O would across the mind. I hope my partner's not
Speaker 3: doing the dirty on me. Is there any signs or
Speaker 3: anything that could give away that they're doing the dirty
Speaker 3: It's quite scary.
Speaker 2: What opportunities they can take the sense of what he
Speaker 2: has tried to get away with to see me as well?
Speaker 1: Like is he's saying he's at meetings? Is he saying
Speaker 1: he's own business trips?
Speaker 2: It's a bit of everything.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, look we're going to leave it there.
Speaker 3: We appreciate your honesty. Like we said, we'll keep our
Speaker 3: opinions too. Combard it ourself. Until you hang up, I'll
Speaker 3: tell you what. Anybody listening right now whose partners is
Speaker 3: about to go on a business trip?
Speaker 1: No, you can't do that.
Speaker 3: No, I know, but it just you know.
Speaker 1: I know that's scary, isn't it. Ashley Madison, seventy million
Speaker 1: people were on it. That's seventy I think.
Speaker 4: I think it was like fifty before the data breach.
Speaker 1: And then's still another twenty million pace.
Speaker 3: After the details got lead.
Speaker 1: That blow is still going. The website's still going anyway.
Speaker 1: The doco's on Netflix if you want to watch it.
Speaker 1: It's well, yeah, it's a strange one.
Speaker 3: All right, let's light in the mood. Who is ready
Speaker 3: for the five K question? Thirteen twenty four ten is
Speaker 3: our number one question five thousand dollars and Mason Cox's
Speaker 3: about to join us on the air as well. Here
Speaker 3: we go eighteen past eight, five thousand dollars question. Every
Speaker 3: day we do this, one question could score you five
Speaker 3: grand and this morning, oh we're playing with the young fella.
Speaker 1: Oh Jack from what's ony A North? Good morning Jack, Goday, Jackie?
Speaker 1: Morning to you Jack?
Speaker 2: Eight?
Speaker 1: Is that grade three? Yeah? What's got your mad? Friddy?
Speaker 3: What what school do you go? Do you want to
Speaker 3: give it a shout out?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Sure, it's WNTS.
Speaker 8: What's Tony North Primary School?
Speaker 1: What's your North Primary School? Good on you, Jack? All right,
Speaker 1: let's try and do your school proud this morning. Jack,
Speaker 1: you're eight years old. Do you want an easy question
Speaker 1: for fifty bucks, a medium question for five hundred, or
Speaker 1: a hard question for five thousand dollars? I'll go five hundred.
Speaker 3: Ooh, five hundred dollars.
Speaker 4: Five hundred to an eight year old is like five
Speaker 4: thousand anyway.
Speaker 3: Good for the good from the young fellow, Jackie. You're
Speaker 3: a footy fan.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Hoody barrack for Richmond.
Speaker 3: Okay, someone's good my.
Speaker 1: Barrack for Richmond too. We're not very good, so Let's
Speaker 1: try and lift our spirits as Richmond supporters by winning
Speaker 1: you five hundred dollars. Jack. Let's do it now, Jack.
Speaker 4: We're gonna ask a question.
Speaker 1: You're gonna hear a three two one counter and you
Speaker 1: have to answer before the buzzer goes. And if you're right,
Speaker 1: five hundred dollars coming your way. Let's do it, Jack
Speaker 1: for five hundred dollars. Christian Petrarca plays for which AFL
Speaker 1: side three?
Speaker 2: What not?
Speaker 1: Carlton? He plays for Melbourne? Should we give him a
Speaker 1: what about fifty dollars question?
Speaker 4: Do you want to do fifty.
Speaker 1: Second? Fifty?
Speaker 2: Am I?
Speaker 3: Jackie? Come on?
Speaker 1: Okay? For fifty dollars? How many sides does a triangle have?
Speaker 3: We've done this two.
Speaker 1: One, the bottoms, the bottom bear the bottom, bess.
Speaker 3: You know what I'll take that can check your fifty bucks?
Speaker 4: You give him fifty bar fifty bucks, Yo.
Speaker 3: Good on your body, Good on you.
Speaker 1: Well, don have we already done that question? That was
Speaker 1: my fault because we'd already asked that question.
Speaker 3: Four sides to a triangle? I'm going to get onto
Speaker 3: that school. He gave a shout out to have a
Speaker 3: chat with the teachers.
Speaker 1: Practice our shapes, Hey, Jack, fifty bard to the shapes.
Speaker 4: Put that on there, Jack, that on the go buck shop.
Speaker 3: Go enjoy fifty bucks. Buddy, good on you, thanks for
Speaker 3: joining is okay?
Speaker 1: Okay, good on your Jack?
Speaker 3: What a nice kid? Hey, coming up?
Speaker 4: That was my fault because I asked the silly question.
Speaker 3: Coming up next, I went out on the weekend. Dad,
Speaker 3: hit the clubs. Jesus, something very embarrassing happened that you
Speaker 3: are going to love. We'll go there after Billie Eilish lunch,
Speaker 3: anyone lot going on at my place at the moment.
Speaker 4: You have visitors on the weekend.
Speaker 3: Also, just a quick little shout out to my son Felix.
Speaker 3: He's going in for surgery today.
Speaker 4: To get some teeth taken in luck Felix.
Speaker 3: Love your buddy.
Speaker 4: I will be there, very brave.
Speaker 3: I will be there eating ice cream with you this afternoon.
Speaker 4: It's not your excuse to eat jelly and ice cream.
Speaker 3: Excuse me.
Speaker 1: That is for patience only.
Speaker 3: I am a support person.
Speaker 1: Like a support dog will put you in a harness
Speaker 1: and walk you in support dogs. I will not be
Speaker 1: walked into the scrubs.
Speaker 3: In a harness. However, efn me, don't get pretty ice cream.
Speaker 3: I will wear the harness.
Speaker 1: If I get trades sold weather leash. Good luck for
Speaker 1: you as you're very brave.
Speaker 3: I do. My niece's staying with me at the moment.
Speaker 1: Twenty one and nineteen gorgeous girls.
Speaker 4: They came in last week.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're great, They're great, They're great.
Speaker 1: How long are they staying for?
Speaker 3: They leave today, shame. But it has been really nice
Speaker 3: having them here and they've been a great help with
Speaker 3: the kids and all that took them the South Melbourne markets.
Speaker 1: These Laticia's daughters.
Speaker 3: They are indeed yep, my parents went through an urban stage.
Speaker 3: I've got three older sisters Michelle Rainley. Then they hit
Speaker 3: the urban stage and called their mum Laticia.
Speaker 1: I love it, but we've done so rogue. How do
Speaker 1: you go from Laticia to Jason.
Speaker 3: Raylee Michelle Jason.
Speaker 1: Get in here be the favorite. Did she come out
Speaker 1: of the womb like dancing.
Speaker 3: Or something like with single ladies?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I love her great.
Speaker 3: But anyway, we've done a heap of stuff. All the
Speaker 3: touristy stuff took in the Hijienk's Hotel at Chadston. That's
Speaker 3: that was a lot of fun. Hotel it's great.
Speaker 4: It's like it's the game's parst.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like no, no, no, it's like escape rooms,
Speaker 3: but they'd more rooms. It's really cool.
Speaker 1: Don't you hate that stuff? Don't say don't try and
Speaker 1: be the cool No, no, no, you hate that stuff.
Speaker 3: No, I'm cool. I loved it, did you not? Really?
Speaker 3: There was a lot of moving around. I was sweating
Speaker 3: by the end.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not good at like at challenges like mind twisters.
Speaker 4: That wouldn't be good for you.
Speaker 3: Anyway. On Saturday night they went to a twenty.
Speaker 4: First, twenty first, best year of my life.
Speaker 3: They went out all afternoon, went to the twenty first.
Speaker 3: They end up coming back to our place.
Speaker 1: Yeah, question what did they wear? Now, don't get weird
Speaker 1: and creepy on over your nieces. But now it's just
Speaker 1: like going to twenty first. These days there's a lot
Speaker 1: of skin, a lot of cutouts, lot of skin.
Speaker 3: No, I was impressed.
Speaker 1: Did you say, girls, are you going to get cold? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I did?
Speaker 3: Oh, are you going to captain Baxter first? It's going
Speaker 3: to be quite windy.
Speaker 1: We're a jack and jacket girls.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 3: It was about ten o'clock. I'm sitting on the couch
Speaker 3: at home pretty much melting.
Speaker 4: They went out at ten. No no, no, no, no, oh,
Speaker 4: they've been to the party.
Speaker 3: They were coming home. So it was about nine point
Speaker 3: thirty coming up to ten, and they sent a text on, hey,
Speaker 3: uncle Jay, we're heading home now.
Speaker 1: That's early.
Speaker 3: Would you come to a cocktail bar and have a
Speaker 3: drink with us?
Speaker 1: I'm going to need to see the text to believe that,
Speaker 1: because all of last week you're wishing that you were
Speaker 1: going to go out. I swear to God and it
Speaker 1: was going to be your.
Speaker 3: And I sent to my wife Lou, I'm not going
Speaker 3: It's called.
Speaker 1: It ten, but it's Ladisha's daughter.
Speaker 3: I'm not going out now. And my wife was like, hey,
Speaker 3: how often do you have your nieces here? How cool
Speaker 3: would it be for them to go and have a drink?
Speaker 4: Probably not that cool?
Speaker 1: Shut up?
Speaker 3: So dressed up, put on that new coat I bought.
Speaker 1: Oh, very darker. Where were you calling?
Speaker 3: Hawker bar?
Speaker 2: Hi?
Speaker 1: It a fancy it's cool, a little cocktail You have your r. M.
Speaker 1: Williams on? Yes, did you? Oh my god, he put
Speaker 1: on his best outfit. I'm rocked up, but I can
Speaker 1: picture it already. You had your RM. Williams a dark
Speaker 1: navy jean, a white shirt and your new trench coat.
Speaker 3: And I sent a photo of you had wait for it.
Speaker 3: I sent a photo on my niece's and I at
Speaker 3: the bar to their mum and her reply was they
Speaker 3: looked like they got photo with the bouncer.
Speaker 1: I need to see the picture.
Speaker 3: And then, to make things worse.
Speaker 4: Did you have your collar popped on your train?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: Thank god.
Speaker 3: I noticed a couple of people looking at us, and
Speaker 3: then I was wandering to the bathroom. This is about
Speaker 3: ten twenty, and just before I get to the toilet,
Speaker 3: this young guy would have been early thirties grabs me
Speaker 3: and goes, hey, hey Jason. I'm like, oh, he got
Speaker 3: fun and he goes.
Speaker 1: Is he fun of?
Speaker 3: He goes, I'm a fan of the show. Stuff? What
Speaker 3: Lauren and Clint say?
Speaker 1: You've still got it? And how very day?
Speaker 5: And you tune in too? Yes?
Speaker 3: Brother? And I looked at him and said, my nieces.
Speaker 4: He thought you had a bird on each wing.
Speaker 1: Did you roll with it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Why do you leave the dream alive? I was rapeful.
Speaker 1: I'm like, there, my nieces, get your eyes off from
Speaker 1: your prick. He didn't have his eyes on them. Me
Speaker 1: thought they were yours, that it would have been worse
Speaker 1: for them than it was for you.
Speaker 5: Let me whisper.
Speaker 3: I'll let you, my lady Melbourne whispers.
Speaker 4: Do you what are the rumors floating around Melbourne?
Speaker 1: Do you like someone whispering and your No?
Speaker 4: I hate it.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you try and whisper to me and I can't
Speaker 1: stand that feeling of your warm breath on me too close?
Speaker 4: Do you like a little because you love whispering?
Speaker 1: Brodie the thumb Jason loves whispering in people's ears, doesn't he?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just too much.
Speaker 1: Like I'm so close.
Speaker 3: I like an ear nibble?
Speaker 1: What with your colleagues?
Speaker 3: No, not with my colleagues, but like you know, you
Speaker 3: ever had like someone you're liking it?
Speaker 4: I can't even look at you or you say that I.
Speaker 3: Look at me in the eye, in the eye, I'm
Speaker 3: not looking at you.
Speaker 4: What you say the word nibble?
Speaker 3: I promise I won't say nibble. I promise I won't
Speaker 3: say nibble in the throes of passion.
Speaker 1: No, Dad, have you tools?
Speaker 8: Dad?
Speaker 3: You never had anyone make their way around to your
Speaker 3: neck and then just up and have a little bite
Speaker 3: or stop it, nibble on your ear?
Speaker 1: There is nothing sexy about you right now whatever, So
Speaker 1: please stop talking about nibbling things in that voice and
Speaker 1: looking at me like that.
Speaker 4: He's everyone, never say the word nibble again.
Speaker 3: Have a hoon. I'll take that, all right, Melbourne. This
Speaker 3: is if you are sitting on a roumor going around Melbourn,
Speaker 3: give us a ring. Thirteen twenty four ten is out
Speaker 3: number you can remain and none of us. Let's go
Speaker 3: to Sarah.
Speaker 1: Goomonic, Sarah, morning.
Speaker 8: Sarah, Hi, guys, how are you good?
Speaker 2: Sorry?
Speaker 3: The word in the four play there?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: What do you go on a straight? Melbourne?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 8: Days you can have a hoon on this whisper. Yeah,
Speaker 8: I bell trying to get post Malone to perform at
Speaker 8: the Grand Final.
Speaker 1: Sick a co lab with everybody? Recently?
Speaker 3: Is this around the time, Like, surely surely to be
Speaker 3: locked in now, wouldn't it.
Speaker 1: Well, they normally try and get someone on tour or
Speaker 1: someone who is doing like a promo round. You're not
Speaker 1: bringing someone sauce.
Speaker 8: It's a pretty good source. So I can't reveal anymore,
Speaker 8: but they're pretty reliable, okay.
Speaker 1: So what I wouldn't say is Andrew Dylan is the
Speaker 1: CEO of the AFL this year is it is his
Speaker 1: first year as CEO. He will want to do something
Speaker 1: spectacular at the G.
Speaker 3: You know what, still to this day, Robbie Williams and
Speaker 3: Delta coming out I thought was awesome.
Speaker 1: Well, I it's funny that Sarah said it was postmlone
Speaker 1: because I heard Robbie was coming back. Yea, because you
Speaker 1: know what, too soon.
Speaker 4: Now, but once we're on a good thing, No, too soon,
Speaker 4: I'd be.
Speaker 3: Like, you know what, wasn't as good as when he
Speaker 3: was sticked out in pink?
Speaker 4: Oh, the pink was so good, wasn't it.
Speaker 3: Let's go to Altona, get a cam. Welcome to Melbourne, whispers,
Speaker 3: how are we good?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 3: What do you got for us? What rumor are you
Speaker 3: sitting on?
Speaker 2: Wow? Blue Heelers coming back?
Speaker 3: A Blue Heelers.
Speaker 1: Remake seen Sarge, Tom Croydon, Thomas Police Station, Maggie.
Speaker 3: Doyle here Dash remember Dash and Tasma Walton.
Speaker 1: And she married bro Yes in real life, not on Bluehell.
Speaker 3: No, that's that's true. He loved How did your source?
Speaker 3: Who's bringing it back? What channel?
Speaker 8: It would be Channel ten bringing it back and the
Speaker 8: source is pretty high.
Speaker 4: We lost it's John Wood.
Speaker 1: In it he says, no, John No, what's his name?
Speaker 1: John Wood?
Speaker 2: John Wood?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is going to be the same cast.
Speaker 3: Do you think it'd have to be John Wood? You
Speaker 3: have to have yes, John Wood's coming back. Find it
Speaker 3: weird that channel ten doing it? Was not ten back
Speaker 3: in the day?
Speaker 4: Was it might be on ten? Peach or ten?
Speaker 1: Darren Brady? What was it on back in the day?
Speaker 5: It was on nine? Was it?
Speaker 4: It was World?
Speaker 1: The good shows were.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a lot of roomors around ten at the moment,
Speaker 3: not having cash, so that would surprise me. But no,
Speaker 3: you know what, they'll do a remake and Tom will
Speaker 3: be like, I don't know the chief police that they're
Speaker 3: just checking with now, and then oh yeah for a
Speaker 3: small town that had a lot.
Speaker 1: Of crime, a lot of crime.
Speaker 4: I loved it, Thomas.
Speaker 3: You know what my absolute guilty pleasure was.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I knew you'd like because he loved Below Deck.
Speaker 3: I knew, well, it's very different to Below Deck.
Speaker 4: Wa Colin not Colin fur definitely not.
Speaker 3: Wasn't Colin Farrell water Colin Brady's yelling at me, what
Speaker 3: was that? Colin Letcher?
Speaker 1: Colin Patridge Brady? Who was Colin Friels? That was it?
Speaker 1: That was it.
Speaker 3: Colin Friels Water Rats was.
Speaker 4: The other one I liked with Gary sweeting.
Speaker 3: A police rescue?
Speaker 1: Was he police rescue?
Speaker 3: Then there was was a sea patrol, Remember patrol? Maggie
Speaker 3: Doyle on a butt.
Speaker 1: I love Gary sweet police rescue about all saints?
Speaker 2: He was?
Speaker 1: Gary was in stingers. That's love.
Speaker 3: You could tell that that was going to annoy her
Speaker 3: all day.
Speaker 1: What's wrong?
Speaker 3: We need to take the show to Barley.
Speaker 1: We must go, We must go get seek every time.
Speaker 3: You know how we say everyone that works on this
Speaker 3: show and he listens to the show is one giant
Speaker 3: dysfunctional family. Right, we need a family holiday, like once
Speaker 3: a year. Why shaking your head, you're supposed to up
Speaker 3: and down down? He was shaking sideways. Yes, is it
Speaker 3: up and down?
Speaker 4: Barie is the spot?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: It is like like no, no, don't. It'll change each year,
Speaker 3: but we.
Speaker 4: Do like a family seek in Bali all the time.
Speaker 1: I mean I won't say no.
Speaker 4: If you're all going, I'm not going to stay here
Speaker 4: in Melbourne.
Speaker 3: You don't want to put yourself in front of the listen, No,
Speaker 3: of course I don't.
Speaker 1: I always kept barling, although travel Land ever had it
Speaker 1: when you travel.
Speaker 3: How skinny were We were coming back.
Speaker 1: Around India on travel Land and never got sick.
Speaker 4: Maybe that's what I mean.
Speaker 3: We found we just won't need off mo peds in
Speaker 3: the street.
Speaker 4: You just don't drink the water, You just drink beer exactly.
Speaker 3: But we do like a giant family holiday and we
Speaker 3: go to Barley. It's where all the celebs are going.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Elon Musk currently there. We're talking about this
Speaker 1: this morning. Rich Is he the richest man in the world.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll go.
Speaker 1: Took his cyber truck and Space shipped it to Bali
Speaker 1: because he's putting in the starlink the internet. Were in
Speaker 1: places which have formerly been unreachable with the Internet.
Speaker 3: Because the Internet in Bali are everywhere you go. Excuse me,
Speaker 3: not the WiFi.
Speaker 1: Cot Oh, they don't even need to ask. It's like
Speaker 1: painted on the walls in restaurants. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: I used to love going to Bali. Haven't been a
Speaker 1: long time.
Speaker 3: There's one thing you can rely on. It's Bintang Wi
Speaker 3: fi and those weird little bottle openers made out of
Speaker 3: wood in that strange little shape of a man's.
Speaker 1: Oh willly I love bin Tang's. It's a great beer
Speaker 1: bin tang, especially in hot weather.
Speaker 3: Well, family holiday, keep listening to Nova for details on
Speaker 3: how you can join us. We were talking what celebs
Speaker 3: have you seen in Ballein?
Speaker 1: Now this is random, but it was quite fun this morning,
Speaker 1: so we bring it back because celebs and malebrities, which
Speaker 1: is a Melbourne celebrity in particular malebrities love going to Bali.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number. I ran into
Speaker 3: Chrissy's swan in Bali.
Speaker 4: I ran into doctor Chris Brown.
Speaker 3: Were a coup d'ata.
Speaker 4: Oh that's trendy, one of those cool little restaurants trendy.
Speaker 3: And I'm sitting there feeling incredibly out of place. And
Speaker 3: then it was like I was listening to Nova because
Speaker 3: I could hear someone behind me.
Speaker 1: She's not quite Christy's one, you'd pick her in a room.
Speaker 1: Well I turned around and I was like, oh, yes,
Speaker 1: gorgeous Chrissy.
Speaker 3: So thirteen twenty four ten is our number. Who have
Speaker 3: you spotted into.
Speaker 1: Christy in customs coming in to LA once?
Speaker 3: Was she on the ground getting ted.
Speaker 1: Or that where's Wally? No, she was getting off the
Speaker 1: plane was a legitim plane?
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, turneen twenty four tenth Bro, what's the lemb
Speaker 3: have you seen in Bali?
Speaker 2: Michael?
Speaker 1: Oh, he's his ex wife was a Balinese princess. Really, Dicklim,
Speaker 1: he's like one of the royal family.
Speaker 3: The hop.
Speaker 7: We're healing key. We saw this big fancy vote and
Speaker 7: then the hof with his crew and a couple of
Speaker 7: the guys were wearing T shirts saying hands off the hot.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that his own nerves. See, Bali's a
Speaker 3: place not only are you going to run into us,
Speaker 3: but you're going to see them in them pool attire.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the thing. It's very casual in Bali.
Speaker 1: So if you like bumped into, for instance, Karl Stefanovic
Speaker 1: because you are spreading a rumor that he owns bar
Speaker 1: over there, We're not sure.
Speaker 3: Can someone check Mississippi? Does Carl half o Mississippi?
Speaker 1: Like you wouldn't see him in his Today show get
Speaker 1: up and he'd been boardies and songs and you know
Speaker 1: how I feel about men in thongs.
Speaker 4: That was not a that was.
Speaker 3: A thong or thongs?
Speaker 1: Thongs?
Speaker 3: What about a thong?
Speaker 1: Thongs?
Speaker 4: Freak me out?
Speaker 2: Thong?
Speaker 3: Just in a thong?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Like a man? Can Carlos he'd get around like that too.
Speaker 1: Does Carlos own a bar in Bali?
Speaker 5: He does have a large share in Lutrey Beach Club, Mississippi.
Speaker 3: Yes, there we.
Speaker 1: Go, Toddy's random yep s washing cash over there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it sounds like a dodgy cash wash to me.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten. Look, it's a massive long shot.
Speaker 3: But have you seen a celebrity in Bali?
Speaker 1: Love this?
Speaker 3: Where were they? What were they doing? I've got free
Speaker 3: stuff to go in return if you join us on
Speaker 3: the air. Thirde and twenty four ten. Who have you
Speaker 3: spotted in Bali?
Speaker 1: It's so random, but I'm here for it, Melbourne. Now's
Speaker 1: your time to brag about celebrity spotting. What celebrity did
Speaker 1: you see in Ballei?
Speaker 3: Let's go the West Meadows, Amy, you saw someone dangerous?
Speaker 7: Yes, Danny Green.
Speaker 1: He's with his family. Oh, Danny Green in the boxer.
Speaker 1: He does a lot of good things, he does.
Speaker 3: He does.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Danny Green.
Speaker 3: What was he doing on a scooter?
Speaker 1: No, he was just hanging by the pool.
Speaker 4: Was he wearing thongs?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Did he have the rig out?
Speaker 8: It would have been nice have a good pool rig.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like one of the fistest men in the world.
Speaker 3: You know what I hate. Like a lot of those
Speaker 3: beach clubs over there, you're sitting there with no shirt on, sunbathing,
Speaker 3: and then the food comes out and now you're like,
Speaker 3: you know, you're hunched over it.
Speaker 1: Like, no one looks good you have to put your
Speaker 1: shirt on to eat.
Speaker 3: Absolutely wants you to dribble.
Speaker 4: You fried chicken down your No.
Speaker 3: One looks good eating on a pool.
Speaker 1: Lila adding popcorn chicken dunky could be Mayo dribbling down
Speaker 1: dad just jumping the pool. No bag.
Speaker 3: Also, just like swim up bars, there's one potato head
Speaker 3: and I remember watching going Those people have been in
Speaker 3: there for two hours and they haven't got down together bathroom.
Speaker 3: There's no way they're noting that pool. O.
Speaker 1: God, let's go to Langlareen Mazy, Good morning. Who did
Speaker 1: you see in Bali.
Speaker 2: Friends?
Speaker 1: Oh that's cool.
Speaker 4: I love to blow up.
Speaker 8: It was just at a bar.
Speaker 1: Did you say hello? I did not know. Just left
Speaker 1: her to her own devices.
Speaker 3: You know what, they'd probably just prefer you went up
Speaker 3: and said goody, rather than like just no.
Speaker 1: They wouldn't okay, absolutely not. They would just much rather
Speaker 1: be left alone.
Speaker 3: If you've got if you've got people just looking at you,
Speaker 3: staring at it from across the smile? Did you wave
Speaker 3: or just nothing?
Speaker 8: You just did wave?
Speaker 2: Way?
Speaker 3: Did she wave back?
Speaker 1: She did not?
Speaker 3: It would look like an absolute loser there.
Speaker 1: Remember when I sat there on the table next to
Speaker 1: be on the same the restaurant, New York, and she
Speaker 1: went to the toilet, and every woman in the restaurant
Speaker 1: all of a sudden had a sudden need to run
Speaker 1: to the bar.
Speaker 3: I can't believe you didn't get up and go to
Speaker 3: the bathroom Beyonces in there?
Speaker 1: What am I going to do? Talk to her while
Speaker 1: she's washing her hands? How was that for you?
Speaker 3: She wouldn't have done it?
Speaker 1: Do you feel lighter? Queen Bee?
Speaker 3: Beyonce is not doing her number two at a hotel
Speaker 3: her bladder?
Speaker 1: She feels better anyway. I didn't follow her for good reason.
Speaker 1: Charlie from Sandhurst? Who did you see him? BALI?
Speaker 8: Hey, Lauren, I saw Glenn Robins.
Speaker 4: Goodbye, Ah.
Speaker 8: I loved he was getting on the car a surfboard.
Speaker 3: Robins was carrying a surfboard yeap Russell, yep.
Speaker 1: Russell coy with this, I couldn't picture him as a surfer.
Speaker 3: Also, you've got to be like a pretty hardcore surfer
Speaker 3: to take your own board all the way to BALLEI.
Speaker 1: Just like walking through the airport with your surfboard off
Speaker 1: to do you think that's carry surf?
Speaker 8: Now you can tell you also remember.
Speaker 1: Beautiful break foot, beautiful driver.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, no offense, No offense to Glenn.
Speaker 1: But I wouldn't led with Remember Katut did the rounds
Speaker 1: of the bird cage at the Melbourne Yeah, with Ron.
Speaker 1: He wasn't with Ronda though. I don't think Ronda likes
Speaker 1: being referred to as Ronda outside of the Yah. She's
Speaker 1: a serious actress. But Katut loved it. It's like that,
Speaker 1: you're beautiful like a sun mass that bird.
Speaker 3: It used to do that.
Speaker 1: Not happy Jean.
Speaker 3: It's the same woman, No, no, no, no different right thirteen
Speaker 3: twenty four ten. What celebt did you see in Bali?
Speaker 1: Kristen in Reservoir? Did you go celeb spotting in Bali?
Speaker 8: Not actually consciously, but I did. I didn't know, I didn't.
Speaker 8: I did see Wayne Carey Holf and it threw semenyac
Speaker 8: on a scooter with no shirt on back in the day.
Speaker 1: Shirt on, of course, no shirt on yeah, no shirt.
Speaker 8: And then I also ran into Shannon ponton Biggest Loser.
Speaker 4: He had him.
Speaker 8: That those pats divine?
Speaker 1: Where are they now? Let's do an episode?
Speaker 3: Whereabouts was he? What was he doing in Bali?
Speaker 8: So we were saying it a lovely resort down in
Speaker 8: leg and he was there with his son. I think
Speaker 8: his son name's Matt, but they were just at the
Speaker 8: Brecky Bar. And then I ran into his son, you know,
Speaker 8: just looking at the fish and stuff, and I said, hey, mate,
Speaker 8: have you seen the turtle?
Speaker 3: So yeah, that was that in line to get to
Speaker 3: meet his dad.
Speaker 1: Now, what's the secret to your dad's RIGATONI?
Speaker 3: I want to see the turtle. I want to see
Speaker 3: your dad and get him.
Speaker 1: Have you seen the turtle? Did you see?
Speaker 3: How did that work for you?
Speaker 8: Well? Look, the child was fine and thank you so much. Yeah,
Speaker 8: he was lovely. He was really nice, very down to earth.
Speaker 8: I think I was a little bit you know, flushed
Speaker 8: and yeah or whatever.
Speaker 1: But someone else he spotted over there on your celebrity Sorry,
Speaker 1: anyone else. He's spotted on your celebritor of Barlie.
Speaker 8: I have seen the adorable Christy Swans everywhere, but I
Speaker 8: just for some reason, I just got like a little
Speaker 8: bit stage fright, and I didn't have the balls to
Speaker 8: go out and say hello.
Speaker 1: To Chrissy's one that loves people coming into love chat
Speaker 1: maybe tones and I doesn't, but chrisy does.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what. Shannon Ponton is not the guy
Speaker 3: you want next to you at the breakfast buffet as
Speaker 3: you piling on another hash bread.
Speaker 4: He'd be at the fruit and yogurt stack.
Speaker 3: Ah he would, Or he'd be looking, do you really
Speaker 3: need the second one? Yes? Mate, I do?
Speaker 1: But have you seen the turtle?
Speaker 3: And just like that he ripped his shirt off? No,
Speaker 3: show me the turtle. You are on the air with
Speaker 3: Jason Lauren. Don't forget No k In may is on
Speaker 3: ten thousand dollars up for grabs everything every single day. Sorry,
Speaker 3: thanks to our mates at Liberty. Just get on the
Speaker 3: air registered by the Nova player app or nover FM.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't that be nice? Ten K on a Monday he Hello?
Speaker 3: Imagine that you'd be screaming on the phone. You get
Speaker 3: off the phone, your partner's like, who was that?
Speaker 2: No one?
Speaker 1: You wouldn't share it?
Speaker 4: You wouldn't share it?
Speaker 1: I just say wrong, aren't we winning? One hundred and
Speaker 1: fifty million dollars in power we sweake. Oh, when'sdayday? If
Speaker 1: I'm not here on Friday, you know.
Speaker 3: Why you would come in? You'd miss me too much?
Speaker 1: Not true.
Speaker 3: Wouldn't you mistaken when you come in for one day.
Speaker 1: Just to rub it in your nose about one hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty million dollars and you didn't you could?
Speaker 2: You know what?
Speaker 4: I'd be like, ohprah, you get a car. You get
Speaker 4: a car.
Speaker 5: That's the product.
Speaker 3: We do the five K question. But I'm sorry, Mary,
Speaker 3: you're wrong. And you're sitting one hundred and fifty mili
Speaker 3: over there. I'd be like, come on, Lauren, hook her up.
Speaker 1: She's not getting nothing.
Speaker 3: Rules and rules, baby.
Speaker 1: Thank you for being hey.
Speaker 3: Thanks Melbourne for hanging out with us this morning. It
Speaker 3: has been a lot of fun today, a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: Clinty, get better soon. Hopefully we've got you back tomorrow.
Speaker 3: But you we're bringing check in on him.
Speaker 4: No, let him rest, he's not well.
Speaker 3: Because he does nine hundred jobs.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, let him have a rest.
Speaker 3: All right, I have a great day. The lovely mel
Speaker 3: is in next with money to go, so make sure
Speaker 3: you're listening. We will see you tomorrow with all the
Speaker 3: wash up from our hot trades date tonight. That's all right,
Speaker 3: girl with the Girl. Trady's date with the Girl will
Speaker 3: have the wash up for that tomorrow. We'll see you then,
Speaker 3: by Melbourne, Lauren.
Speaker 5: Lauren, wake up feeling good.
Speaker 1: I know one hundred. Lauren on socials