WEBVTT - Nit Transfers & A Peeing Date: Your Dating & Breakup Horror Stories 0:00:00.400 --> 0:00:04.000 And then he starts peeing on me, on me, then. 0:00:04.680 --> 0:00:12.479 It'd be so warm. That is your first it would sick. Hey, 0:00:12.680 --> 0:00:13.560 welcome back to it. 0:00:13.720 --> 0:00:17.440 Just for a girl, just the girls. How's your week is? 0:00:19.760 --> 0:00:20.560 What have I been doing? 0:00:20.600 --> 0:00:22.680 I honestly think my mind has been like so heavily 0:00:22.720 --> 0:00:24.920 consumed with surgery prep. 0:00:25.200 --> 0:00:25.520 Yeah. 0:00:25.600 --> 0:00:28.040 The amount of fucking shit I've ordered on Amazon in 0:00:28.080 --> 0:00:30.800 the last couple of days is insane. But I went 0:00:30.840 --> 0:00:33.360 on a date on Saturday. 0:00:35.159 --> 0:00:36.000 Oh, it was Saturday. 0:00:36.240 --> 0:00:37.120 It was on Saturday. 0:00:37.159 --> 0:00:39.000 Oh, at a house party on Friday. 0:00:39.159 --> 0:00:39.880 Have really fun. 0:00:40.360 --> 0:00:44.400 It's so funny how different girl and boys share houses are. Yeah, 0:00:44.800 --> 0:00:48.640 girls share houses like clean, They've got nice furniture, they're decorated. 0:00:49.120 --> 0:00:52.120 They had a little Marquis bie. It was cute. 0:00:52.920 --> 0:00:54.640 And then I had a date on Saturday with a 0:00:54.640 --> 0:00:59.720 guy I met actually on Hinge. Yeah, I don't think 0:00:59.720 --> 0:01:01.920 i'd like, I don't think we're going in a long day. 0:01:02.040 --> 0:01:05.800 Have you spoken since? Oh suppose if you like kind 0:01:05.800 --> 0:01:06.280 of got the vibe. 0:01:06.360 --> 0:01:08.800 I think it was were just with different personality, because 0:01:09.000 --> 0:01:10.440 like a lovely guy all the same. 0:01:10.520 --> 0:01:11.600 Everyone's always like there's. 0:01:11.440 --> 0:01:15.000 No date horror stories Like I I never find that 0:01:15.040 --> 0:01:17.000 it's like a date horror story and something really bad 0:01:17.080 --> 0:01:19.960 goes wrong. It's like they're such nice guys. It's just 0:01:20.000 --> 0:01:23.320 like it didn't gel. Longevity is just not yeah, you 0:01:23.400 --> 0:01:26.040 know what I mean. So that was that was fine. Sunday, 0:01:26.280 --> 0:01:29.040 chill day. Oh I've got the golf and Graceful Gardens 0:01:29.080 --> 0:01:29.720 coming tomorrow. 0:01:30.680 --> 0:01:32.360 The chip to clean my wardrobe. 0:01:32.840 --> 0:01:34.200 Oh my god, I'm so excited for you. 0:01:34.360 --> 0:01:36.600 I know, I feel like it'll be good how it is, 0:01:36.640 --> 0:01:37.880 because I will film it. 0:01:38.160 --> 0:01:38.680 Yeah. Right. 0:01:38.920 --> 0:01:41.640 So I had like six boxes maybe still sitting in 0:01:41.640 --> 0:01:44.800 the back of my wardrobe from my move in December 0:01:45.440 --> 0:01:49.080 that I just hadn't unpacked yet, purely because I'm like, no, 0:01:49.480 --> 0:01:51.280 this stuff won't fit in my wardrobe even if I 0:01:51.320 --> 0:01:52.880 do unpack it, so like I might as well just 0:01:52.960 --> 0:01:55.560 leave it in those boxes. So for prep, I've like 0:01:55.640 --> 0:01:58.000 gone through all the boxes, separated what I want to 0:01:58.040 --> 0:02:00.400 keep from what I don't. That's gonna be the issue 0:02:00.400 --> 0:02:02.840 because everything I don't want to keep, I'll box and 0:02:03.240 --> 0:02:05.000 I still then have to sort out whether I want 0:02:05.000 --> 0:02:08.520 to sell or donate things, but that will go in 0:02:08.520 --> 0:02:10.440 my cat's room and I'll deal with that at a 0:02:10.520 --> 0:02:16.400 later date. But yeah, she's I bought like Chester drawers. See, 0:02:16.440 --> 0:02:18.079 I have a Chester drawers and it's sitting. 0:02:17.840 --> 0:02:19.799 In a flat like it's like a flat pack. 0:02:20.240 --> 0:02:23.400 So I have to make that before she gets there. Yeah, 0:02:23.520 --> 0:02:24.880 I think I'm just gonna make it tomorrow. 0:02:24.880 --> 0:02:28.040 While she's like, I don't know how. I'm like so. 0:02:28.080 --> 0:02:30.200 Excited for you because I really wanted to get her, 0:02:30.520 --> 0:02:33.040 but my apartment's so small and it's like I actually 0:02:33.080 --> 0:02:34.840 don't have a lot of stuff, so it's like I 0:02:34.880 --> 0:02:36.840 feel like I would get her once I've like moved 0:02:36.840 --> 0:02:39.760 into a place and like a want to make the things. Yeah, 0:02:39.800 --> 0:02:40.919 but I'm so excited for you. 0:02:41.040 --> 0:02:42.840 I just think I have so much stuff still that 0:02:42.880 --> 0:02:45.799 I'm like, yeah, you have a lot of struggle to 0:02:45.800 --> 0:02:46.440 get rid of things. 0:02:46.480 --> 0:02:47.680 Yeah, you're not a minimalist. 0:02:47.840 --> 0:02:48.960 No, I'm not a minimalist. 0:02:48.960 --> 0:02:51.840 But I also like I find sentimental value in things 0:02:51.880 --> 0:02:53.360 and go like maybe I'll wear that one day. 0:02:53.480 --> 0:02:53.639 Yeah. 0:02:53.720 --> 0:02:55.920 That's why I have so much stuff still is because 0:02:55.919 --> 0:02:57.200 I struggle to throw things out. 0:02:57.560 --> 0:03:00.720 Your challenge will be is like keeping it clean and 0:03:00.760 --> 0:03:03.160 like actually doing it. It's once cheap, it's. 0:03:03.240 --> 0:03:05.880 My wardrobe is still like somewhat tidy from when I 0:03:05.960 --> 0:03:06.400 did it. 0:03:06.560 --> 0:03:07.560 Besides the boxes. 0:03:07.600 --> 0:03:10.040 Like if the boxes isn't there, everything else is color organized, 0:03:10.280 --> 0:03:13.799 Everything's fine. It's just I wish I had like some 0:03:13.840 --> 0:03:15.799 guy I could just call and be like, hey, howp 0:03:15.840 --> 0:03:17.400 we make this chest of drawers. 0:03:17.680 --> 0:03:19.600 You can get it on air Tasker. 0:03:20.200 --> 0:03:21.480 I've never used air Tasker. 0:03:21.520 --> 0:03:23.320 You just download the app and you get someone to 0:03:23.320 --> 0:03:25.200 come build your flat pack for you and you pay. 0:03:25.040 --> 0:03:25.600 Them like country. 0:03:25.919 --> 0:03:28.520 It's like, oh, you know, well you can approve them. 0:03:29.080 --> 0:03:31.800 Really you got to see photos of them. They have 0:03:31.840 --> 0:03:33.440 to the air Tasker. 0:03:33.919 --> 0:03:36.000 They have to be like verified on the app and everything, 0:03:36.520 --> 0:03:37.200 like they're legit. 0:03:37.320 --> 0:03:38.800 Well I think I need that because, like with all 0:03:38.800 --> 0:03:40.720 this ship I have to organize today, I'm like I 0:03:40.720 --> 0:03:42.360 don't have time to build a chest flaws. 0:03:42.520 --> 0:03:43.880 Just get an air task guy to do it. 0:03:43.960 --> 0:03:46.920 Play how have you been? How's your preph? 0:03:47.120 --> 0:03:49.880 Like non existent? Literally like non existent? 0:03:49.920 --> 0:03:53.560 Are you packed? I never packed all the day before anything? 0:03:53.640 --> 0:03:55.280 Well, I'm just like again, like I said lot in 0:03:55.360 --> 0:03:57.760 last week's episode, like I don't even know what the 0:03:57.760 --> 0:03:59.720 fucked pack. So it's like I'm literally just gonna throw 0:03:59.760 --> 0:04:01.640 in hard my wardrobe and just like get going just 0:04:01.920 --> 0:04:04.840 everything you like, Yeah, I'm just like having a really 0:04:04.840 --> 0:04:07.320 weird time, Like my face is so puffy. I've literally 0:04:07.400 --> 0:04:09.240 been crying for like the last three days, and I 0:04:09.240 --> 0:04:13.160 don't you're sad? Well, yeah, because I think, like I'm 0:04:13.360 --> 0:04:15.160 this is like something I've really wanted to do for 0:04:15.200 --> 0:04:16.800 a really long time, and I know that I can 0:04:16.839 --> 0:04:19.000 always come home, but it's like a challenge that I'm 0:04:19.040 --> 0:04:21.720 setting myself. And it's like all my friends have kind 0:04:21.720 --> 0:04:23.480 of been saying like goodbye because like I don't know 0:04:23.520 --> 0:04:25.719 when I'm coming back, and like I definitely am going 0:04:25.720 --> 0:04:27.359 for a couple months, and these are the girls I 0:04:27.400 --> 0:04:28.159 pretty much see like. 0:04:28.200 --> 0:04:29.760 Three or like with these girls. 0:04:29.920 --> 0:04:32.120 Yeah, so like I was saying goodbye and I said 0:04:32.120 --> 0:04:34.880 goodbye to someone I really love and like I was 0:04:34.960 --> 0:04:36.920 like I don't know when I'm going to see you next, 0:04:36.920 --> 0:04:38.719 which is like really weird because I don't have a 0:04:38.760 --> 0:04:41.800 return flight. So it's like you're leaving it open end. 0:04:42.120 --> 0:04:43.480 Is it's daunting? 0:04:43.800 --> 0:04:46.200 Yes, And I'm like setting myself a challenge, like I 0:04:46.240 --> 0:04:48.240 want to see what life is like over there, and 0:04:48.279 --> 0:04:50.640 like I don't like I'm gonna I'm entering. 0:04:50.760 --> 0:04:55.040 Is setting yourself a challenge if it comes to a 0:04:55.080 --> 0:04:56.600 point where you'll say not enjoying it. 0:04:56.680 --> 0:04:58.440 Don't stay just because it's a challenge. 0:04:58.520 --> 0:04:59.960 Yeah, yeah, I know what I mean. 0:05:00.240 --> 0:05:02.599 Yeah, follow what makes you happy because you're taking this 0:05:02.640 --> 0:05:05.400 step to hopefully do something that makes you feel good 0:05:05.440 --> 0:05:07.200 in something you enjoy. And it's like, if you end 0:05:07.279 --> 0:05:10.200 up not enjoying it, that's not a defeat. Yeah, it 0:05:10.279 --> 0:05:10.880 just didn't work. 0:05:10.920 --> 0:05:13.200 Oh yeah, yeah. It just was like I'm entering and 0:05:13.240 --> 0:05:15.560 think of unknown and it's like I'm voluntarily doing this 0:05:15.680 --> 0:05:16.200 to myself. 0:05:16.440 --> 0:05:19.200 Why not It's wuld be the best thing you've ever done. 0:05:19.560 --> 0:05:22.279 It could could be, but yeah, you'll be fine. I 0:05:22.279 --> 0:05:24.120 haven't packed or anything like that. I'm just kind of 0:05:24.200 --> 0:05:28.840 like whatever, I'm dreading the fly like fucking dready? 0:05:28.880 --> 0:05:29.800 Are you in economy? 0:05:29.880 --> 0:05:30.279 Yeah? 0:05:30.400 --> 0:05:32.360 I would have thought maybe you would have gone business 0:05:32.440 --> 0:05:35.120 due to the suitcase situation. 0:05:35.360 --> 0:05:38.599 No, I just paid for two suitcases, right. I was 0:05:38.760 --> 0:05:41.440 really contemplating flying business because I was like, treat myself 0:05:41.600 --> 0:05:44.440 like that is that's like I thought you would have. 0:05:44.480 --> 0:05:45.280 I did, But. 0:05:45.560 --> 0:05:47.960 Melita and I are in it together, right, so it's 0:05:48.000 --> 0:05:51.080 like I'm not going to fucking be like bye when 0:05:51.080 --> 0:05:53.599 she's flying down to Melbourne to fly with me. So 0:05:53.800 --> 0:05:56.920 I'm like, right, wearing it together. We'll see it. We'll 0:05:56.960 --> 0:05:59.039 play our iPad games. Both of us are playing and 0:05:59.080 --> 0:06:01.320 coloring on r iPad. Yeah, we're in it together. We're good 0:06:01.320 --> 0:06:05.159 to go. Like, how long is are I? We fight 0:06:05.200 --> 0:06:06.880 a Doha and then we fight to London. 0:06:07.440 --> 0:06:08.960 I feel like it's good that it's broken up. 0:06:09.120 --> 0:06:12.560 Yeah. I think it's like fourteen hours than seven hours. 0:06:12.800 --> 0:06:16.400 Ooh or seven hours then fourteen hours. 0:06:16.720 --> 0:06:20.200 You'll be fine. Knock yourself out. Yeah, play some games. 0:06:20.360 --> 0:06:25.400 Yeah, I'm like Qatar. I'm like one of the do 0:06:25.440 --> 0:06:27.279 you know when you have like people where it's like, oh, 0:06:27.360 --> 0:06:29.320 I try to like on the plane, like I try 0:06:29.360 --> 0:06:31.200 to sleep the time that like London's asleep. 0:06:31.480 --> 0:06:32.159 I just sleep whenever. 0:06:32.160 --> 0:06:35.159 I'm like, I will want to sleep this whole time 0:06:35.680 --> 0:06:39.000 because fucking sitting on that plane is like excruciating. 0:06:38.560 --> 0:06:39.400 And sleeping with the time. 0:06:39.400 --> 0:06:40.800 Go ask like I will sleep on a flight to 0:06:40.839 --> 0:06:42.320 Sydney because I'm like then all of a sudden it's 0:06:42.320 --> 0:06:43.480 like beak, I'm awake and I'm out. 0:06:43.680 --> 0:06:46.480 Yeah great exactly. Yeah I'm not fucking trying. 0:06:46.240 --> 0:06:47.240 To buy pillow. 0:06:47.760 --> 0:06:49.680 Yeah, I'll do everything like that. 0:06:50.200 --> 0:06:52.040 Fuck, I was gonna say, you know, there's fucking stupid 0:06:52.040 --> 0:06:55.080 Amazon ones that like I always am too embarrassing to use, 0:06:55.080 --> 0:06:56.960 but I know it would make my journey easier. Tho's 0:06:57.000 --> 0:06:58.640 like big blot ones that you stick your arms in 0:06:58.680 --> 0:07:01.120 and you rest them on the table and you yeah, 0:07:03.360 --> 0:07:05.760 but it's like your flight is there more comfortable? Like 0:07:05.800 --> 0:07:08.919 why would you not? Yeah, that's anxiety speaking to you. 0:07:09.120 --> 0:07:10.840 I know it would make my flight better, but like. 0:07:10.840 --> 0:07:12.960 It done really cares how much you know, But it's 0:07:13.000 --> 0:07:14.760 like I don't want to like be logging this through 0:07:14.760 --> 0:07:15.160 the airport. 0:07:15.680 --> 0:07:18.360 It's blow up, like strings down. You should get it. 0:07:19.400 --> 0:07:20.640 I think it's too late now. 0:07:20.880 --> 0:07:23.120 Amazon True Delivery. 0:07:23.320 --> 0:07:26.720 Yeah. Well, on this week's episode, guys, we are doing 0:07:27.040 --> 0:07:29.800 horror breakup stories all the ship that we love. 0:07:30.080 --> 0:07:35.200 So it's time for question of the week. 0:07:41.600 --> 0:07:45.280 Okay, easy, would you rather be trapped in a group 0:07:45.360 --> 0:07:47.760 chat with all your exes? Oh, go on a double 0:07:47.840 --> 0:07:49.720 date with your current crush and the X. 0:07:51.600 --> 0:07:53.120 Go on a double date with my current crush and 0:07:53.160 --> 0:07:58.960 his ex Actually, both my exes pretty well don't talk 0:07:59.080 --> 0:08:01.000 at all, so like I think I would only be 0:08:01.040 --> 0:08:03.000 talking to myself in that group, Like they would just 0:08:03.040 --> 0:08:04.720 be in there, but they would just be reading everything 0:08:04.760 --> 0:08:04.920 I say. 0:08:04.960 --> 0:08:06.920 They wouldn't say anything same so. 0:08:06.800 --> 0:08:10.680 That but yeah, I think that would be preferable because 0:08:10.680 --> 0:08:12.160 then I don't have to be face to face with them, 0:08:12.160 --> 0:08:15.240 because bottom line, it's just awkward. Like Sam has seen 0:08:15.240 --> 0:08:18.760 me interact with my initial ex and it's awkward, like 0:08:18.800 --> 0:08:21.760 we it's so weird to think that you spend so 0:08:21.840 --> 0:08:24.600 much of your life with this person and then all 0:08:24.680 --> 0:08:27.360 of a sudden they're a complete fucking stranger, Like that 0:08:27.400 --> 0:08:28.880 guy is a stranger to me. 0:08:29.160 --> 0:08:31.880 Yeah, Like I'm one who could like talk in any situation, 0:08:32.120 --> 0:08:33.280 but when I was there. 0:08:34.200 --> 0:08:34.800 It was hell. 0:08:35.080 --> 0:08:38.720 To say, it was hell because it has been probably 0:08:38.760 --> 0:08:41.480 like three years since we'd last seen each other anyways, 0:08:41.920 --> 0:08:45.800 and like our lives are so different, and I like 0:08:46.000 --> 0:08:49.720 I couldn't even I couldn't do work, Like it was 0:08:49.760 --> 0:08:53.800 fucking hell. Anyway, I think I think my more recent 0:08:53.840 --> 0:08:56.080 next week and actually converse, but it's more because we're 0:08:56.120 --> 0:08:58.400 just trying to be polite. But the other one, it's 0:08:58.440 --> 0:09:00.520 like he doesn't give a shit about being polite, so 0:09:00.600 --> 0:09:04.000 we actually just sit in silence. Yeah yeah, which is 0:09:04.040 --> 0:09:04.760 really fun. 0:09:04.559 --> 0:09:06.680 But it could also be fun to like a guy 0:09:06.679 --> 0:09:08.880 that you're crashing on just like get like he's ex 0:09:08.960 --> 0:09:11.600 involved it there on, like good terms and shit and 0:09:11.640 --> 0:09:12.120 like all have it. 0:09:12.360 --> 0:09:15.280 I don't really think it's more about like it would 0:09:15.280 --> 0:09:17.520 be awkward now because I. 0:09:17.480 --> 0:09:19.640 Am like, do you I'm like, oh, so, like, how 0:09:19.679 --> 0:09:20.480 was your sex wife? 0:09:20.679 --> 0:09:20.839 Oh? 0:09:20.880 --> 0:09:24.040 My god, like I might. I just like don't care 0:09:24.080 --> 0:09:25.440 about those things really weird. 0:09:25.559 --> 0:09:27.720 Yeah, but I feel like you're taking it so literally. 0:09:27.880 --> 0:09:30.720 Yeah, all right, let's get into storytime. 0:09:33.559 --> 0:09:34.520 Story number one. 0:09:34.880 --> 0:09:36.920 Hi, girls, I have an outrageous story from a couple 0:09:36.960 --> 0:09:38.719 of years ago, back when I was deep in the 0:09:38.800 --> 0:09:40.880 trenches of single life. 0:09:42.200 --> 0:09:43.520 I'm deep in those trenches, mabe. 0:09:44.240 --> 0:09:47.520 Seriously, I've been screwed over so many times. So when 0:09:47.559 --> 0:09:50.160 the sweet, nerdy guy from my unique class started flirting 0:09:50.160 --> 0:09:52.520 with me, I thought, you know what, let's give the nice. 0:09:52.400 --> 0:09:53.120 Guy a shot. 0:09:53.840 --> 0:09:55.679 I really want this to go well, because I need 0:09:55.679 --> 0:09:58.720 to give the nice guy shot. Every Thursday night, our 0:09:58.840 --> 0:10:02.120 UNI threw these chaotic parties. One Thursday, I thought, screw it, 0:10:02.240 --> 0:10:04.480 let's go all in. We're dancing in the maush. He's 0:10:04.520 --> 0:10:07.720 actually fun and we're vibing. The night winds down and 0:10:07.720 --> 0:10:09.720 I invite him back to mine. You can put two 0:10:09.720 --> 0:10:12.680 and two together. It's a good night. We're lying in 0:10:12.720 --> 0:10:17.120 bed post fun and I'm genuinely thinking, Wow, maybe I have. 0:10:19.400 --> 0:10:21.280 What say it? 0:10:22.240 --> 0:10:25.280 Wow, maybe I've finally broken the curse of the fuck boys. 0:10:25.760 --> 0:10:27.720 Then I don't know where he goes. I have knits? 0:10:30.280 --> 0:10:32.440 What what? Like? 0:10:32.720 --> 0:10:34.920 Honestly, mate, you didn't need to tell me that. 0:10:35.000 --> 0:10:36.760 I would have rather just found out because my head 0:10:36.800 --> 0:10:40.439 was itchy in a couple of days, Like because I 0:10:40.480 --> 0:10:42.440 would have assumed it was a friend. I would never 0:10:42.480 --> 0:10:46.680 have assumed it was you. Oh my god, my eyes 0:10:46.720 --> 0:10:49.880 shoot open like I've heard a gunshot, and I'm like. 0:10:50.080 --> 0:10:50.880 Excuse me. 0:10:51.800 --> 0:10:54.560 He casually repeats it like he's just forgotten to feed 0:10:54.600 --> 0:10:56.760 his goldfish. 0:10:58.240 --> 0:11:01.320 No, I have nits, Like, oh my god. 0:11:01.679 --> 0:11:05.080 The three immediate questions One, how does the twenty one 0:11:05.160 --> 0:11:06.480 year old man get knits? 0:11:06.960 --> 0:11:09.560 Two? Why would you go home with someone when you 0:11:09.640 --> 0:11:14.600 know you're a bio hazard? Three? Why tell me now? 0:11:15.240 --> 0:11:17.040 To top it all off, the next morning, I had 0:11:17.040 --> 0:11:21.160 to go by a knit treatment while catastrophically hungover. Our 0:11:21.240 --> 0:11:23.120 bathroom was under renovation, so I had to go to 0:11:23.160 --> 0:11:25.760 the public gym to do it. Picture me in a 0:11:25.800 --> 0:11:30.360 communal shower, drenching my scalp in pesticide shampoo and trying 0:11:30.400 --> 0:11:32.680 not to cry while I was zoomber class rages next door. 0:11:33.640 --> 0:11:36.360 Thanks for letting me share my trauma. Love you guys. 0:11:36.720 --> 0:11:40.000 You're an amazing storyteller. Girl. You should write a book. Yeah, 0:11:40.040 --> 0:11:41.559 I love that, but I. 0:11:41.559 --> 0:11:43.480 Will just I think my one big question is like 0:11:43.600 --> 0:11:45.280 you could have You didn't have to tell me that, 0:11:45.400 --> 0:11:48.520 like this isn't it STD, But you're like obliged to 0:11:48.640 --> 0:11:50.800 tell me. I'll find out and I'll do knit treatment 0:11:50.800 --> 0:11:51.559 in a couple of days. 0:11:51.720 --> 0:11:53.839 You did not need to. I probably would have seen it. 0:11:55.400 --> 0:11:59.840 Yeah, it's just such a scary thing to me because 0:11:59.840 --> 0:12:02.920 it's like if you leave even just one of those 0:12:03.120 --> 0:12:05.440 bad boys alive, you have to do it again. 0:12:05.960 --> 0:12:09.200 You know what I mean. I was back in the 0:12:09.280 --> 0:12:11.680 day there was like this. I think I've told her 0:12:11.720 --> 0:12:14.199 on the podcast. There was probably one kid in school 0:12:14.520 --> 0:12:18.160 and he had knits twenty four to seven and he like, 0:12:18.200 --> 0:12:19.800 do you know when you get the email all the 0:12:19.800 --> 0:12:21.199 parents get the email and being like there's nits in 0:12:21.240 --> 0:12:24.600 the classroom. Someone never treated their kid, and my mom 0:12:24.720 --> 0:12:27.080 I would have to do weekly knit treatments because I 0:12:27.120 --> 0:12:29.280 got knits all the time because I have really curly 0:12:29.320 --> 0:12:32.360 and thick hair. So like life, love my hair because 0:12:32.360 --> 0:12:34.840 it's all warm and everything like that, and they cling 0:12:34.960 --> 0:12:38.080 to that. My mom was doing nit treatments every single day, 0:12:38.400 --> 0:12:40.840 like at one point, because I would always have nits 0:12:40.880 --> 0:12:43.920 because one person never treated their fucking hair, so then 0:12:43.960 --> 0:12:44.880 it would go around again. 0:12:44.920 --> 0:12:47.040 I wouldn't tell they hate getting nit trimmers or fee like, 0:12:47.040 --> 0:12:49.000 they wouldn't even tell their parents like they have it. 0:12:49.280 --> 0:12:51.960 But like mym would see me each my head and. 0:12:51.840 --> 0:12:53.120 Be like, come on, yeah. 0:12:53.679 --> 0:12:57.640 Mom would only use conditional condition because it's life treatment 0:12:57.720 --> 0:13:00.280 because it paralyzes the knits. And then she'd combed it out. 0:13:00.320 --> 0:13:02.839 Yeah. I remember we'd sit in the kitchen and watch 0:13:02.920 --> 0:13:04.280 fucking sunrise. 0:13:03.920 --> 0:13:05.720 And then she'd like pull out the tissue and like 0:13:05.920 --> 0:13:07.760 comb it out and you'd see all the It's. 0:13:07.640 --> 0:13:10.760 Incredibly satisfying, but also like fucking disgusting. 0:13:10.880 --> 0:13:12.800 Or did you have that cone that would zap them? 0:13:12.880 --> 0:13:14.520 That's how my mum would chest if I had it, 0:13:14.600 --> 0:13:16.559 she would go run it through my hair and it 0:13:16.559 --> 0:13:18.000 would zap the lice. 0:13:17.880 --> 0:13:21.920 And kill it. Yeah, you've got them like an electric comb. Yeah, 0:13:22.040 --> 0:13:25.400 I've never I just the pain of those metal ones 0:13:25.480 --> 0:13:30.280 that have the really thin sort of comby thing is 0:13:30.559 --> 0:13:33.120 the pain of that pulling on a knot in your hair. 0:13:33.920 --> 0:13:36.559 Oh anyway, it was just. 0:13:36.480 --> 0:13:38.280 One day that I had just and then I never 0:13:38.280 --> 0:13:42.200 got knits again. But I'm not For like three years straight, 0:13:42.440 --> 0:13:44.960 I had knits every one to two weeks and then 0:13:45.000 --> 0:13:46.200 it just never happened again. 0:13:47.400 --> 0:13:50.199 I mean, my sister would always give them to each other. Yeah, 0:13:51.280 --> 0:13:55.760 my brother had dreadlocks. So I wonder, can you let 0:13:55.840 --> 0:13:57.400 us know if you actually got knits from this guy? 0:13:57.440 --> 0:13:58.600 I'm actually really curious. 0:13:58.679 --> 0:13:59.040 Thank you. 0:13:59.080 --> 0:14:02.160 Oh no, well she did treatment straight away. Okay. 0:14:02.520 --> 0:14:08.840 Next, I've got the best dating horror story. I match 0:14:08.880 --> 0:14:10.800 with this guy on hinge. We'd been talking for a 0:14:10.840 --> 0:14:14.080 few weeks, but I wasn't really interested. He seemed super keen, 0:14:14.160 --> 0:14:16.520 asking to see me constantly, so I finally gave in 0:14:16.559 --> 0:14:19.320 and decided to hang out with him. Worst decision ever. 0:14:19.880 --> 0:14:21.760 We met up after UNI and we went back to 0:14:21.800 --> 0:14:24.440 his house. The conversation was great and he seemed really 0:14:24.480 --> 0:14:29.120 sweet until he wasn't. After we hooked up, he completely flipped. 0:14:29.160 --> 0:14:31.440 He looked at me and says, get the fuck away 0:14:31.440 --> 0:14:31.800 from me. 0:14:32.200 --> 0:14:32.680 Oofed. 0:14:33.360 --> 0:14:37.040 I laughed, thinking he was joking, no, dead serious. Then 0:14:37.080 --> 0:14:39.960 he started saying weird cryptic things like people lie. You know, 0:14:40.400 --> 0:14:43.000 you've probably been lied to so many times. I told 0:14:43.080 --> 0:14:45.160 you I wasn't a murderer. I didn't say I wasn't 0:14:45.160 --> 0:14:45.720 a psycho. 0:14:46.880 --> 0:14:47.880 What the fuck. 0:14:48.120 --> 0:14:49.520 This man had? 0:14:49.680 --> 0:14:49.840 So? 0:14:50.840 --> 0:14:52.200 Yeah, I would have been like, oh my god, I'm 0:14:52.240 --> 0:14:56.640 about to die. This man had no soul behind his eyes. 0:14:56.720 --> 0:14:59.160 I was terrified. I tried to leave, but my phone 0:14:59.200 --> 0:15:01.120 was about to die. He wouldn't let me charge it 0:15:01.160 --> 0:15:03.360 and refuse to tell me where the tramp stop was. 0:15:03.680 --> 0:15:05.880 Eventually I escaped, and as soon as I got out, 0:15:05.920 --> 0:15:07.600 I realized he blocked me on everything. 0:15:07.720 --> 0:15:10.400 What is wrong with this man? I'd like an explanation 0:15:10.440 --> 0:15:11.080 from this man. 0:15:12.240 --> 0:15:15.320 Getting turns out we had a mutual friend. I found 0:15:15.360 --> 0:15:17.400 out he wasn't the only one he had done it to. 0:15:17.960 --> 0:15:19.720 He's like one of these people who has like a 0:15:19.720 --> 0:15:24.680 secret fantasy of like swindling women. That's like a mental illness. 0:15:24.880 --> 0:15:26.360 I think that's insanity. 0:15:26.520 --> 0:15:28.680 I would like post on a Facebook group and be like, 0:15:28.760 --> 0:15:29.560 no one go on a date. 0:15:29.480 --> 0:15:29.840 With this guy. 0:15:30.200 --> 0:15:31.440 That's like a mental illness. 0:15:32.240 --> 0:15:34.280 But I wonder what the cause of that was. Not 0:15:34.600 --> 0:15:36.840 to say that there needed to be a cause, because 0:15:36.840 --> 0:15:38.680 he sounds like he's a psychoony probably he just would 0:15:38.680 --> 0:15:40.280 have done it anyways, But like I wonder. 0:15:40.040 --> 0:15:43.640 Why, I wonderful what the psychology behind that is? We 0:15:43.680 --> 0:15:46.280 should just go ask because next to us a psychiatrist. 0:15:48.080 --> 0:15:50.000 The story, let us know what this guy's got. 0:15:50.200 --> 0:15:53.040 I think moral of the story is, don't go to 0:15:53.080 --> 0:15:55.000 a hinge guy's house on the first date. 0:15:55.120 --> 0:15:57.840 It's so hard dating because it's like. 0:15:59.440 --> 0:16:01.560 You do like even in the day I went on 0:16:01.640 --> 0:16:03.960 like obviously we have mutual friends and he was a 0:16:04.040 --> 0:16:06.200 nice guy. But so many people go on dates with 0:16:06.240 --> 0:16:08.160 like complete strangers that they meet on dating ops and 0:16:08.160 --> 0:16:09.440 you just never fucking know. 0:16:09.800 --> 0:16:15.360 Yeah, Like my old housemate Nelly, she's German, she's from Germany, 0:16:15.360 --> 0:16:17.520 so she doesn't know a lot of people here, but 0:16:17.600 --> 0:16:20.480 she'll always like check them before she goes, and a 0:16:20.520 --> 0:16:23.200 lot of the time I'll have mutuals with them, so 0:16:23.280 --> 0:16:25.720 I like give her the rundown, yeah, and be like, 0:16:25.760 --> 0:16:26.280 he's safe. 0:16:26.400 --> 0:16:28.400 But so many times people would go on dates with 0:16:28.440 --> 0:16:30.360 people they have no mutuals with, or they do that 0:16:30.400 --> 0:16:32.680 in other countries and stuff, and guys that they've just met, 0:16:32.720 --> 0:16:35.760 and it's like, how do you stay safe in a 0:16:35.800 --> 0:16:37.600 setting like that if you are just trying. 0:16:37.360 --> 0:16:38.560 To meet someone do you know what I mean? It's 0:16:38.560 --> 0:16:39.520 actually really challenging. 0:16:39.880 --> 0:16:40.200 All right. 0:16:40.240 --> 0:16:46.840 The next story, Okay, so there was this guy I 0:16:46.960 --> 0:16:49.040