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Speaker 1: What have I been doing?

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Speaker 2: I honestly think my mind has been like so heavily

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Speaker 2: It's so funny how different girl and boys share houses are. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: You just download the app and you get someone to

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Speaker 3: Okay, easy, would you rather be trapped in a group

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Speaker 3: chat with all your exes? Oh, go on a double

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Speaker 3: My god, like I might. I just like don't care

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Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, let's get into storytime.

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Speaker 1: Story number one.

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Speaker 2: Hi, girls, I have an outrageous story from a couple

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Speaker 1: I'm deep in those trenches, mabe.

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Speaker 2: Seriously, I've been screwed over so many times. So when

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Speaker 2: I really want this to go well, because I need

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Speaker 2: to give the nice guy shot. Every Thursday night, our

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Speaker 2: UNI threw these chaotic parties. One Thursday, I thought, screw it,

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Speaker 2: I invite him back to mine. You can put two

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Speaker 3: What say it?

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Speaker 2: Wow, maybe I've finally broken the curse of the fuck boys.

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Speaker 2: Then I don't know where he goes. I have knits?

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Speaker 3: What what? Like?

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Speaker 1: Honestly, mate, you didn't need to tell me that.

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Speaker 2: I would have rather just found out because my head

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Speaker 2: would have assumed it was a friend. I would never

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Speaker 2: have assumed it was you. Oh my god, my eyes

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Speaker 2: shoot open like I've heard a gunshot, and I'm like.

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Speaker 2: He casually repeats it like he's just forgotten to feed

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Speaker 1: No, I have nits, Like, oh my god.

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Speaker 2: The three immediate questions One, how does the twenty one

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Speaker 1: Two? Why would you go home with someone when you

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Speaker 1: know you're a bio hazard? Three? Why tell me now?

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Speaker 2: To top it all off, the next morning, I had

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Speaker 1: Thanks for letting me share my trauma. Love you guys.

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Speaker 1: You're an amazing storyteller. Girl. You should write a book. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I love that, but I.

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Speaker 2: Will just I think my one big question is like

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Speaker 2: like this isn't it STD, But you're like obliged to

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Speaker 1: You did not need to. I probably would have seen it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just such a scary thing to me because

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Speaker 2: it's like if you leave even just one of those

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Speaker 3: You know what I mean. I was back in the

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Speaker 3: and he had knits twenty four to seven and he like,

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Speaker 3: do you know when you get the email all the

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Speaker 3: to that. My mom was doing nit treatments every single day,

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Speaker 3: like at one point, because I would always have nits

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't tell they hate getting nit trimmers or fee like,

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Speaker 2: they wouldn't even tell their parents like they have it.

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Speaker 3: But like mym would see me each my head and.

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Speaker 1: Be like, come on, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Mom would only use conditional condition because it's life treatment

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Speaker 2: because it paralyzes the knits. And then she'd combed it out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I remember we'd sit in the kitchen and watch

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Speaker 3: And then she'd like pull out the tissue and like

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Speaker 2: Incredibly satisfying, but also like fucking disgusting.

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Speaker 3: Or did you have that cone that would zap them?

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Speaker 3: That's how my mum would chest if I had it,

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Speaker 3: she would go run it through my hair and it

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Speaker 2: And kill it. Yeah, you've got them like an electric comb. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I've never I just the pain of those metal ones

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Speaker 1: Oh anyway, it was just.

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Speaker 3: One day that I had just and then I never

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Speaker 2: I mean, my sister would always give them to each other. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: my brother had dreadlocks. So I wonder, can you let

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Speaker 2: us know if you actually got knits from this guy?

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Speaker 2: I'm actually really curious.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, well she did treatment straight away. Okay.

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Speaker 3: Next, I've got the best dating horror story. I match

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Speaker 3: with this guy on hinge. We'd been talking for a

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Speaker 3: asking to see me constantly, so I finally gave in

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Speaker 3: We met up after UNI and we went back to

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Speaker 3: He looked at me and says, get the fuck away

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Speaker 1: Oofed.

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Speaker 3: I laughed, thinking he was joking, no, dead serious. Then

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Speaker 3: you've probably been lied to so many times. I told

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Speaker 3: a psycho.

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Speaker 1: What the fuck.

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Speaker 3: This man had?

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Speaker 1: So?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I would have been like, oh my god, I'm

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Speaker 3: about to die. This man had no soul behind his eyes.

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Speaker 3: I was terrified. I tried to leave, but my phone

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Speaker 3: Eventually I escaped, and as soon as I got out,

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Speaker 2: What is wrong with this man? I'd like an explanation

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Speaker 2: from this man.

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Speaker 3: Getting turns out we had a mutual friend. I found

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Speaker 3: He's like one of these people who has like a

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Speaker 3: secret fantasy of like swindling women. That's like a mental illness.

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Speaker 1: I think that's insanity.

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Speaker 2: I would like post on a Facebook group and be like,

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Speaker 2: no one go on a date.

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Speaker 1: With this guy.

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Speaker 3: That's like a mental illness.

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Speaker 2: But I wonder what the cause of that was. Not

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Speaker 2: to say that there needed to be a cause, because

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Speaker 2: he sounds like he's a psychoony probably he just would

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Speaker 3: Why, I wonderful what the psychology behind that is? We

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Speaker 1: The story, let us know what this guy's got.

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Speaker 3: I think moral of the story is, don't go to

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Speaker 1: It's so hard dating because it's like.

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Speaker 2: You do like even in the day I went on

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Speaker 2: you just never fucking know.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Like my old housemate Nelly, she's German, she's from Germany,

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Speaker 2: But so many times people would go on dates with

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Speaker 2: and it's like, how do you stay safe in a

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Speaker 1: To meet someone do you know what I mean? It's

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Speaker 3: All right.

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Speaker 2: The next story, Okay, so there was this guy I

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Speaker 2: was always wild, but this night takes the cake. He

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Speaker 2: came over absolutely wasted, and we you know, did the deed.

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Speaker 2: I can never sleep with someone in bed, so I'm

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Speaker 2: he starts wriggling like crazy, and I'm like you.

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Speaker 2: He then sits up, starts staring at himself in the mirror.

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Speaker 2: Next thing I know, he stands up, whips out his

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Speaker 2: mean sprinkle, I mean like Niagara falls and it went

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Speaker 2: on for three minutes. How would you clean that? I

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Speaker 2: would bowl him over to get him to stop peeing,

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Speaker 2: because it's like, I don't want you to.

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Speaker 3: Start spraying everywhere like it's a fucking.

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Speaker 2: Honestly, would rather get it on myself than have it

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Speaker 2: drenched my fucking like stop, do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Like knock the man down?

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Speaker 3: My god feel sick.

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Speaker 2: I start screaming at what the actual fuck are you doing?

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Speaker 2: and then he starts peeing on me, on me, then

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Speaker 2: into it'd be so warm that is your first door,

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Speaker 2: it would stick.

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Speaker 1: It's me.

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Speaker 3: I hope you're hydrated.

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Speaker 2: Get into a popcorn bowl I had in my room.

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Speaker 2: And when he's done, he picks up the piss filled

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Speaker 3: You're lying, this is a lie.

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Speaker 2: This is couldn't you take me to the bathroom I

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Speaker 2: and ran. He came back confused, laughed when I explained everything,

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Speaker 2: cleaned it all up, and went to bed like nothing happened.

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Speaker 2: I really hope you had like wooden floors or something same.

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Speaker 2: And then I stayed with him after that, don't ask.

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Speaker 2: Eventually I left, but I will never forget that curse night.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god. The way he acted like so normal

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Speaker 2: So many times and he's just like he's I actually

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Speaker 2: let's call it Betty. Betty goes into one of the

446
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Speaker 2: girl's room and the girl, let's call it Sarah. Sarah's

447
00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:01,840
Speaker 2: asleep in bed and she's been sick because she was

448
00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:04,960
Speaker 2: like vomiting because she'd drink, been drinking too much. So

449
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,479
Speaker 2: there was a bowl next to her bed filled with vomit.

450
00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:11,919
Speaker 2: And Betty feels is so out of it. This is

451
00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:14,320
Speaker 2: like real story. And when I heard this, I couldn't

452
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,080
Speaker 2: believe it. She picked up the foot ball full of

453
00:19:16,119 --> 00:19:20,159
Speaker 2: moment and tipped it upside down on her head. So

454
00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:21,720
Speaker 2: not only did she have to clean, how go I

455
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:22,080
Speaker 2: have a shower?

456
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:24,080
Speaker 1: Wash her? She then I had to clean the floor

457
00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:26,119
Speaker 1: because the floor's now covered in the moment. Well, I

458
00:19:26,119 --> 00:19:27,320
Speaker 1: feel cozy, I know.

459
00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:30,359
Speaker 2: Can you imagine being asleep in your bed, having a

460
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:31,800
Speaker 2: bowl of vomit next to you and then just like

461
00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:33,600
Speaker 2: waking up to your friend like pouring it on your

462
00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:35,080
Speaker 2: head and you being like, babe.

463
00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:37,760
Speaker 1: What the fuck are you doing? I couldn't believe it.

464
00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:44,040
Speaker 3: Story number four. This was potentially the most awkward moment

465
00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:47,479
Speaker 3: of my life. Match with this guy on hinge, tall, tanned,

466
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,880
Speaker 3: blue eyes, total a dream boy.

467
00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:52,440
Speaker 2: Can you send him my way after this story, I

468
00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:53,600
Speaker 2: probably won't want him.

469
00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:57,119
Speaker 3: We clicked and he instantly offered to take me to

470
00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:59,960
Speaker 3: an Italian restaurant, since I'm Italian and I love food.

471
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,199
Speaker 1: Lovely is is he?

472
00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:04,199
Speaker 3: Have you ridden in? I wrote this, I drove just

473
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,960
Speaker 3: in case it got awkward. Thank god I did. When

474
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:09,159
Speaker 3: I walked in, he was at a huge table talking

475
00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:11,639
Speaker 3: to what looked like a big family. He waved me.

476
00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:18,240
Speaker 3: Turns out it was his entire family family, parents, siblings, grandparents, aunties, uncles, cousins,

477
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:21,000
Speaker 3: you name it. He invited me to his mom's fiftieth

478
00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:24,679
Speaker 3: birthday without telling me what the fuck He introduced me

479
00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:27,080
Speaker 3: to everyone as his date. I didn't even know him

480
00:20:27,119 --> 00:20:29,840
Speaker 3: properly yet. I just stood there awkwardly, had one wine,

481
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,480
Speaker 3: ate dinner, and said I wasn't feeling well and left.

482
00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:35,199
Speaker 3: We never spoke again, but his entire family still knows me.

483
00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:38,199
Speaker 3: I don't get people that are like so chill with

484
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:39,320
Speaker 3: introducing them to a fan.

485
00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:41,879
Speaker 2: They're family, like it would be for me to have

486
00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:43,720
Speaker 2: a date on a family thing like that. I'm like,

487
00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:46,320
Speaker 2: that's then awkward for me because I'm so worried about

488
00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:48,280
Speaker 2: this person all night and making sure that they're enjoying

489
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:50,200
Speaker 2: themselves and that like everyone's being yes to them.

490
00:20:50,359 --> 00:20:51,320
Speaker 1: I could never do that.

491
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:54,800
Speaker 3: Like my my ex boyfriend because I lived at home

492
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:57,600
Speaker 3: when he when we went on our first date, he

493
00:20:57,680 --> 00:21:00,119
Speaker 3: picked me up and he came inside because I wasn't ready.

494
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:03,040
Speaker 3: I just finished work and he met my parents. But

495
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:04,879
Speaker 3: like that was because I lived at home, but he

496
00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:07,560
Speaker 3: didn't meet my brothers, Like my brothers are a big one,

497
00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:11,840
Speaker 3: Like meeting my oldest brother Patrick is like you're asking

498
00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:14,320
Speaker 3: for a death wish. So like I wouldn't meet you

499
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,439
Speaker 3: until we're actually dating and I know that you're going

500
00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:17,880
Speaker 3: to be in my family for a really long time

501
00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:20,159
Speaker 3: because I don't want to put you through that. I

502
00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:22,919
Speaker 3: also don't want you to meet my dad really, because

503
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:25,360
Speaker 3: my dad is really hard to impress, Like I'm I'm

504
00:21:25,359 --> 00:21:28,080
Speaker 3: the only girl, like I'm everyone's princess, Like you don't.

505
00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:29,800
Speaker 3: I'm not just gonna fucking.

506
00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:32,639
Speaker 1: Yeah make that. I feel like my family is not

507
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:34,720
Speaker 1: like that, as like my dad's not like her.

508
00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:39,840
Speaker 2: He's just like okay, hey, come on, like give a

509
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:40,320
Speaker 2: little more.

510
00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:41,240
Speaker 1: Make them scared.

511
00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:43,360
Speaker 2: I just that's why they always cheat on me, because

512
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:44,440
Speaker 2: Dad doesn't scare them off.

513
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, I always just tell the boys to like talk

514
00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:48,840
Speaker 3: about sporks. My dad's a peety teacher and he just

515
00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:52,159
Speaker 3: loves sports, so like just talk about like footy or

516
00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:54,760
Speaker 3: like tennis or like riding bikes or something like that.

517
00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:56,840
Speaker 2: And just like you'd have to talk about fucking cars

518
00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:58,480
Speaker 2: reminder or McDonald's.

519
00:21:59,119 --> 00:22:00,119
Speaker 1: That's it.

520
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:02,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, But like now I'm like, oh my god, I

521
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,640
Speaker 3: would not introduce you to my family unless like we're

522
00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:08,000
Speaker 3: actually dating. I'd introduce you to my mom because my

523
00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:09,920
Speaker 3: mom's such like a sweet soul. She just like wants

524
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:10,680
Speaker 3: to make you muffins.

525
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:12,080
Speaker 1: And yeah, like that.

526
00:22:12,119 --> 00:22:14,240
Speaker 2: The guy I was like seeing for like not seeing

527
00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:16,760
Speaker 2: kind of talking to it for a little bit, met

528
00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:18,760
Speaker 2: my mum at the footy just because she was also

529
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:20,679
Speaker 2: at the game, and like it was fine, Like Mom's

530
00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:22,560
Speaker 2: just to like they're chillen, they're just nice.

531
00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:24,280
Speaker 1: They just want to be friendly.

532
00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:27,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, but my dad's like, you're fucking my daughter.

533
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:32,680
Speaker 2: Ooh, don't put dad and that word in the same

534
00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:33,680
Speaker 2: fucking sentence.

535
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:37,639
Speaker 1: Disgusting. Okay, next. Sorry.

536
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:42,399
Speaker 2: When my boyfriend and I broke up, it was because

537
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:45,600
Speaker 2: he cheated on me with multiple girls and was super manipulative.

538
00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:48,359
Speaker 2: One night, I was drunk at the club and he

539
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,600
Speaker 2: tried to dance with me. I wasn't having it, so

540
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:52,760
Speaker 2: he went to another girl and started grinding on her

541
00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:53,480
Speaker 2: right next to me.

542
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:54,080
Speaker 3: Oh perfect.

543
00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:55,680
Speaker 1: I wouldn't even know what to do in a situation

544
00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:57,080
Speaker 1: like that, lady.

545
00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:58,879
Speaker 2: He came back to try and get me again, and

546
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:01,240
Speaker 2: I told him, hope you lose your dick, since you

547
00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:03,240
Speaker 2: think more with that than your brain.

548
00:23:05,359 --> 00:23:06,880
Speaker 1: A month later, he called me saying he.

549
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:11,800
Speaker 2: Had a month later he called me saying I had

550
00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:14,679
Speaker 2: testicular cancer and had to get one removed. Now he

551
00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:17,560
Speaker 2: tells people I cursed him, So yeah, I love your girls,

552
00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:18,080
Speaker 2: love the pond.

553
00:23:20,119 --> 00:23:21,960
Speaker 1: Oh, I would feel guilty, like forever.

554
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:23,480
Speaker 3: I'd be like, oh my god, I'm a witch.

555
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:26,159
Speaker 2: Like maybe it's not your fault, it's not your fault,

556
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:28,080
Speaker 2: but like I would feel guilty.

557
00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:30,000
Speaker 3: I'd be like, oh my god, I'm a witch. All

558
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,520
Speaker 3: my wishes come true. Then I'd be like, what other

559
00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:33,840
Speaker 3: spells can I cast?

560
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:39,720
Speaker 1: I have done a love spell? Do you remember? There

561
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:41,880
Speaker 1: was a stunky little witch shop near where I live,

562
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:43,080
Speaker 1: and my mom loves that shit.

563
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:45,880
Speaker 3: I had this person who is like, I know there's

564
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:48,560
Speaker 3: a white witch, and she was like I was like

565
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:51,600
Speaker 3: speaking to her, like talking like we'll just like debriefing

566
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:53,919
Speaker 3: and like talking about all that hardship that will have

567
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:56,560
Speaker 3: going on. And she was like, cast a spell, cast

568
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:58,360
Speaker 3: a spell on it. She's like it works every.

569
00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:01,760
Speaker 1: Time I need a look more into spells like that.

570
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:04,760
Speaker 3: I didn't do it because then I'm like karma, Karma's

571
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:05,320
Speaker 3: gonna get me.

572
00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:08,000
Speaker 2: I'm also like I can't fuck with the world like that. Yeah,

573
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:10,800
Speaker 2: things aren't gonna happen the way that they're meant to happen. Yeah,

574
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:12,520
Speaker 2: And if I cast a spell, like any bets, I'll

575
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:14,040
Speaker 2: end up regretting it, like copy, like I really like

576
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:15,560
Speaker 2: this guy, like make him obsessed with me, and then

577
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:17,159
Speaker 2: like lo and behold, he ends up like murdering me

578
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:19,200
Speaker 2: because he loves me so much, you know what I mean?

579
00:24:19,359 --> 00:24:22,240
Speaker 2: Like I just you never know, I just wouldn't fuck

580
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:23,960
Speaker 2: with it. Yeah, don't cast spell scills.

581
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:31,120
Speaker 3: It's not good, all right. Last story in twenty twenty three,

582
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:34,080
Speaker 3: I match with this German guy who was visiting his family.

583
00:24:34,119 --> 00:24:34,359
Speaker 1: Here.

584
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:39,720
Speaker 3: From the first message, it was weirdly perfect, same tasting, art, photography, design,

585
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:43,480
Speaker 3: even music. Our first date an underground DJ set from

586
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:47,440
Speaker 3: a German artist. They were literally playing microwave sounds as

587
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:50,080
Speaker 3: the music like straight up kitchen appliance noise.

588
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:52,520
Speaker 1: Oh like she hated it. I'm getting the vibe.

589
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:54,439
Speaker 3: I was trying to process the noise and suddenly he

590
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:57,000
Speaker 3: pulls me into a hallway and starts making out with

591
00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:59,080
Speaker 3: me midwalk. Kind of sounds zero warning.

592
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:00,280
Speaker 1: It's kind of hot, hmm.

593
00:25:01,119 --> 00:25:02,920
Speaker 3: I was just trying to locate the DJ and he's

594
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:06,359
Speaker 3: already tongue first. He gave me his jumper that night

595
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:08,200
Speaker 3: and told me he really wanted to see me again.

596
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:10,880
Speaker 3: He gave me his number, and honestly I was into it.

597
00:25:11,359 --> 00:25:13,480
Speaker 3: Two days later we did a wholesome switch up a

598
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:15,320
Speaker 3: photography date at the Botanical Garden.

599
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:17,919
Speaker 1: God, these are like interesting days.

600
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:22,440
Speaker 3: Yeah. He bought his nats and a picnic rug. That's

601
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:23,040
Speaker 3: really cute.

602
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:25,000
Speaker 1: I hate that. This is horror sory. It's going to hap.

603
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:28,040
Speaker 3: We wandered around, took some photos, and then Mick convo.

604
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:30,679
Speaker 3: He turns to me while holding my hand and goes, yeah,

605
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,000
Speaker 3: I just don't like you.

606
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:36,520
Speaker 2: See, some people need to realize that stuff doesn't need

607
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:38,919
Speaker 2: to be said. You can slow ghost. You do not

608
00:25:39,119 --> 00:25:40,879
Speaker 2: need to tell someone that you don't like them.

609
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:41,280
Speaker 1: Yeah.

610
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:43,000
Speaker 3: So I've just plenty forty five minutes with you. I've

611
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:43,760
Speaker 3: come to the English night.

612
00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:44,680
Speaker 1: I just don't like you.

613
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:47,240
Speaker 2: It's actually quite frankly offensive as well, because you're like,

614
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:48,800
Speaker 2: is there something that wrong with me that like these

615
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:50,159
Speaker 2: guys that she's like, I don't like.

616
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:53,000
Speaker 3: He has to say it to me. Yeah, I was

617
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:55,760
Speaker 3: like okay. Not even two seconds later, he tries to

618
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:58,800
Speaker 3: shove he's tongue down my throat after friends owning me.

619
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:00,280
Speaker 3: I was just standing there like.

620
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:01,720
Speaker 1: It's got to be a cultural thing.

621
00:26:02,119 --> 00:26:05,520
Speaker 3: What I was just standing there like, what chapter of

622
00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:08,439
Speaker 3: the dating hair book is this? Then he asked me

623
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:11,240
Speaker 3: to walk into the bathroom because he needed to pee.

624
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:14,399
Speaker 3: I stored it in there, kind of confuse, like a

625
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:17,960
Speaker 3: confused emotional support human, waited until each other door and

626
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:21,119
Speaker 3: dipped so fast and basically vanished. Oh my god, you

627
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:22,320
Speaker 3: stood him up so fair?

628
00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:25,399
Speaker 1: I would I think that's a I think it's fair.

629
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:28,680
Speaker 2: No, I just think, oh yeah, I don't like you

630
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:30,720
Speaker 2: make out with me? Can you take me to the toilet?

631
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:32,399
Speaker 2: I think the weirdest part of that is can you

632
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:33,440
Speaker 2: walk me to the toilet?

633
00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:36,280
Speaker 3: Yeah? Like where's the bath? Like?

634
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:37,360
Speaker 1: Why do I need to do that?

635
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:40,399
Speaker 3: Yeah? Fuck, I don't know.

636
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:42,639
Speaker 2: I wonder if you ever got in contact with that

637
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:45,160
Speaker 2: after I feel like you.

638
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:47,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like there's a bit enough said.

639
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:49,600
Speaker 1: Fucking hell. Well, I loved those ones.

640
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:52,960
Speaker 2: I think what was the first one?

641
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:55,159
Speaker 1: I think then it was Overabe. That was funny.

642
00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:58,960
Speaker 2: All right, guys, that was our horror story episode. Thank

643
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,399
Speaker 2: you so much for sending you in your stories again.

644
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:04,880
Speaker 2: And we hope you have more relationship like in the future.

645
00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:05,400
Speaker 3: Yeah.

646
00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:07,560
Speaker 1: I hope weisht that on us too.

647
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:09,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, please, we need it.

648
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:12,680
Speaker 1: I'm just about done with dating apps.

649
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:15,240
Speaker 3: Maybe you should just delete it for a bit.

650
00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:19,840
Speaker 2: I just redownloaded it three days ago. Perfect, fucking hell.

651
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:22,040
Speaker 2: All right, guys, you next week.

652
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:31,200
Speaker 1: Bye,