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Speaker 1: This is fifty and have me Tuesday. Guys, welcome to

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Speaker 1: the Y and Wepper podcast. Today is a big one.

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Speaker 1: We didn't think this was going to take off. But

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Speaker 1: what crawled onto your face? Mate? So many calls?

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Speaker 2: I was at school is week on one of my mates.

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Speaker 2: That's a different soy altogether.

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Speaker 1: So that is not something that you want to wake

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Speaker 1: up to, that's for sure. Do not ring in with

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Speaker 1: fruit balls if you can.

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Speaker 2: Or fruit bats, mind you a bit more topical just

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Speaker 2: because of Corona. Hey, how'd you go with tour yesterday?

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Speaker 2: Because I was four down by about eleven thirty if

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Hug a junk jug?

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Speaker 1: What an absolute loads have a bit of respect for

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Speaker 1: the diggers.

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Speaker 2: I was on top of Mount Frothioscar, I worry about that.

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Speaker 1: Gosh, I was at dawn service.

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Speaker 2: Hey give me. I was having a couple of Oprah

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Speaker 2: tin freeze by about eleven o'clock.

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Speaker 1: I don't worry about that, mate. What an absolute loser, beauty. Yeah, look,

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Speaker 1: that was a family holiday that went wrong, absolutely ruined it.

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Speaker 1: We're going to be talking about that later on in

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Speaker 1: the podcast. How are you going on school holidays? Everybody?

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Speaker 2: It's just it is awesome.

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Speaker 1: Just spend a bit of time with the family for

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Speaker 1: the first two days, and then after that it's just like, okay,

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Speaker 1: what are we going to get them to do? Now?

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Speaker 2: Our kids get up. Depending on the morning, it was

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Speaker 2: consistent over the holidays. Around four am on the morning

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Speaker 2: before Easter, the excitement was raging in the house. Oh

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Speaker 2: the bunny is coming. Ted was one am. Wreak it

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Speaker 2: up now, Jack? Was three am. Jeez, Now, no, man,

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Speaker 2: it has been no break.

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Speaker 1: So we're having problems, just little things. They just that

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Speaker 1: they don't agree on anything anymore. The two brothers, Lenny

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Speaker 1: and Huey, will you go out for breakfast now? And

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Speaker 1: we always played spot at the game, the Memory game,

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Speaker 1: but now hue wants to do a quiz because he

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Speaker 1: wants to kill every because he's good at the quizzes

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Speaker 1: these days, so he wants to kill everyone in the

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Speaker 1: quiz len he wants to play spot it. Then you

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Speaker 1: start the day badly. Straight away do they wrestle? I

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Speaker 1: mean there's moments where you are just at home going,

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Speaker 1: oh my gosh, what are we going to do with them? Now? Okay?

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Speaker 1: The worst thing as well, and look, it doesn't help

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Speaker 1: with mother nature hasn't helped us at all kicking off

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Speaker 1: the footy season right, So the first two games were

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Speaker 1: rained out, then we had easter last week. The kids

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Speaker 1: haven't even had a kick of the footy, I mean

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Speaker 1: since last year. Then we went into a pandemic last year.

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Speaker 1: I mean, Hughie hasn't played for over a year, Lenny

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Speaker 1: hasn't played for nine months or so. So we finally

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Speaker 1: this weekend we get a game. Okay, And look, don't

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Speaker 1: get me wrong, I was even worried leading into this

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Speaker 1: because it's just, you know what, the local councils, you

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Speaker 1: are hopeless. I'm sorry, but you know what, who cares

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Speaker 1: if the kids come out their footy boots and the

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Speaker 1: ground's a little bit muddy. That's what they're there for.

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Speaker 1: The only silver lining that we've had from this weather,

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Speaker 1: right is that our parks and our ovals look pristy,

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Speaker 1: the beautiful, the green, letting kids train on them, play

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Speaker 2: I saw a woman there the other day down at

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Speaker 2: the park. She had a broken heart. She was crying.

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Speaker 2: A tear drop fell to the ground and the council

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Speaker 2: shut it down. That's it. Too wet, too soggy. Sorry guys,

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Speaker 2: so this week.

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Speaker 1: So remember on Friday we ended up having fifteen millimeters

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Speaker 1: of rain on Friday. Sarah. So I'm freaking out going

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Speaker 1: they're gonna They're gonna call off the footy again.

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Speaker 2: Imagine if they got dirty Saturday.

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Speaker 1: Imagine the knees. No, just let them go. We used

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Speaker 1: to play in the hail.

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Speaker 2: Come on.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, six am. I get up early and I

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Speaker 1: check my phone. Games still on under Nines, drummind Power

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Speaker 1: is on Bang versus Newtown Swans. This is the thing, Sarah.

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Speaker 1: As I'm checking my email, I hear the boys' bedroom

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Speaker 1: on already. He's ready to go.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I then go downstairs. He's doing fifty sit up. No way, mate,

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Speaker 1: this is six. I mean we're still talking six seven

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Speaker 4: Yeah, good effort.

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Speaker 1: He then jumps up onto the doorframe and he's doing

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Speaker 2: Yep.

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Speaker 1: We get to the ground. It's been moved from five

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Speaker 1: Doctor Goddard Park at Concord, where all the parents are there.

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Speaker 1: We all get there early. We're all high five as well.

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Speaker 1: We're back on I'm water carrier, so I put the

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Speaker 1: beer bo and I'm ready to go. Sarah fall the

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Speaker 1: kids that we got there so early that the kids

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Speaker 1: have been training for about four hours. They are warmed up,

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Speaker 1: ready to go before the game. I'm looking around for

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Speaker 1: Newtown Swans, so I'm looking for I don't know, Pixi

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Speaker 1: T shirts and happy pants. I'm looking for the new

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Speaker 1: Town I'm looking for seats, looking for the parents. That

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Speaker 1: doesn't seem to be any new Town Swan's around ten

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Speaker 1: minutes to go, five minutes to go. Kids are ready

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Speaker 1: to go. Newtown Swan's rocked up to Maruba Roval.

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Speaker 4: They didn't get the note.

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Speaker 1: They did get the notes hereah, different ground I just got.

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Speaker 1: They just went to the rock completely wrong ground. No

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Speaker 1: one news.

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Speaker 5: So after all this time, after all the weather, the kids,

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Speaker 5: and then there was this moment where we had to

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Speaker 5: go over and inform the kids that there's no game

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Speaker 5: on today and you've got to play against the parents.

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Speaker 1: And he's still again.

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Speaker 2: Is that what happens? There's not enough to do an

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Speaker 2: inter club game.

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Speaker 4: Couldn't team in half and going.

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Speaker 2: Glares guys, not enough.

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Speaker 1: So I had to play against this. And then there

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Speaker 1: was a moment like afterwards where Lenny was so off

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Speaker 1: it and because you know, I was trying to fire

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Speaker 1: him up, he didn't want to get involved. Do you

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Speaker 1: want to go up and play in the undertens? No?

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Speaker 2: No, it's cracky, lost all interest if you filled the

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Speaker 2: water bottles with the autis, aren't even like.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm going to do this week?

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Speaker 1: Whoever we're playing this weekend, I'm going to pick the

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Speaker 1: We're talking about school holidays earlier in the show. Actually,

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Speaker 1: I was thinking about this because we're trying to occupy

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Speaker 1: the kids and we're getting away for some of our

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Speaker 1: first road trips in the school holidays. We haven't done

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Speaker 1: this for a while. Remember, Alan Joyce came out and

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Speaker 1: at the travelers at the airport saying it's taking longer

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Speaker 1: But there is an element of true to that, and

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Speaker 1: that I think that we are. We haven't been on

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Speaker 2: You've got to be skilled guys.

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Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty four to ten if you did go on

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Speaker 1: bit of a disaster. It didn't work out. We decided

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Speaker 1: and it was only for two days. We said let's

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Speaker 1: It was pet friendly, Sarah, so we've got to take Beastie.

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Speaker 1: He just chased bush turkeys for two days the whole time,

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Speaker 1: a six pack and watched the dogs just chase bush

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Speaker 1: But there's quite a few insects. So the best thing

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Speaker 1: about my wife, I think one thing that she's changed

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Speaker 1: So I agreed, I'll grab the mattress from your double

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Speaker 1: didn't help that night. The first night is that BJ

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Speaker 1: she won't kill it, and we can't get you don't

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Speaker 2: A mattress on the floor.

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Speaker 1: So we've got a mattress on the floor. No, so

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Speaker 1: we couldn't find the spine.

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Speaker 2: Was it a huntsman?

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Speaker 1: It was a huntsman, Big Brownie. Now this is the thing.

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Speaker 1: I don't think this was the one. But what happened

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Speaker 1: has happened to me before. He's kidding himself, it's not

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Speaker 2: So this thing had crawled across Huey's.

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Speaker 1: Face and landed on the bed. It was an absolute disaster.

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Speaker 1: So for the rest of that night, we captured it

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Speaker 2: We didn't kill it with the thong.

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Speaker 1: We got it out. But this is the thing. No

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Speaker 2: Because you didn't know whether that was the spider of

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Speaker 1: The boys were just whimpering the rest of the night.

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Speaker 1: so all be taken here was this are you hidding

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Speaker 2: Fairly?

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Speaker 1: It was like inception. We were living in dreams. We

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Speaker 2: But you know that feeling when you go I mean,

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Speaker 2: we had one in Francesca's room, but it was dark,

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Speaker 2: I could just see the darkness of the spider crawl

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Speaker 7: But did you try after you'd put her down to

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Speaker 2: Couldn't find it?

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Speaker 4: Did you try?

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Speaker 2: I'm under the bed with the torch on my phone,

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Speaker 2: lying there looking underneath, and then I went, am I

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Speaker 1: I want to know because you also you also hear

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Speaker 4: I thought it was fifteen. I told it back in

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Speaker 1: This, I'm going to open this up. What's crawled across

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Speaker 2: That feeling when there's something that happened to me not

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Speaker 7: Yes, cockroaches all the time, and you swipe and you

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Speaker 2: The other one is if someone's got always think about

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Speaker 8: Well, one of one of mum's friends had that and

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Speaker 4: Moved because they.

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Speaker 2: Dig and yeah, and I think the Maid of Mine

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Speaker 2: Sam it happened to and he had a bug in

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Speaker 1: And it floated to the top, crawled across your face.

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Speaker 1: Tell me you had a next door Yeah, great guy,

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Speaker 1: really great, sooner vicking crawd And what crawled across your face?

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Speaker 3: It was a red back spider on my toddler daughter's

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Speaker 1: In the pool so you could see it, vic I could.

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Speaker 3: She was just learning to swim and I was in

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Speaker 2: Oh.

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Speaker 1: So in that moment, you're thinking it could pounce and

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Speaker 2: Vic?

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Speaker 3: I was freaking out well inside, but I'm smiling at

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Speaker 3: her because she's only a baby and I'm trying to

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Speaker 3: what do I do now? Whack her or hit her.

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Speaker 9: Or what do I do?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? What did you do?

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Speaker 3: So I just backhanded the spider off her and my

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Speaker 2: Now that is scary, Vicky, really scary.

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Speaker 1: He well, save the day, cursing in botany. What crawled

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Speaker 1: across your face in bed?

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Speaker 9: So it wasn't across my face, it was it crawls

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Speaker 9: I didn't really think much of it. But then about

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Speaker 9: two in the morning or three in the morning, my

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Speaker 9: those little flying German cockroaches had crawled.

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Speaker 10: Into his ear.

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Speaker 11: It was so.

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Speaker 12: Deep in his ear that it was against.

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Speaker 9: His ear drums, affecting his balance and he couldn't stand up.

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Speaker 9: So we had to race the emergency room and they

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Speaker 9: did like what they said, They flooded it with oil.

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Speaker 10: They had to.

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Speaker 9: take it out with tweezers in pieces because it.

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Speaker 2: Was so far and he was in real pain.

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Speaker 9: He was in agony. Yeah, it was scratching against his

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is not what I'm going to

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Speaker 2: have to sleep with the ear plugs now.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, but we've got another one with crawling into the ear.

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Speaker 1: Gary from Mount Drewert, Gas, what was it.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, as a stripe as a spider stripes all over.

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Speaker 13: I don't know what brand it is, but actually coord

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Speaker 13: Took her to the hospital, to the emergency there and

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Speaker 13: they have sort of like received they can see that

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Speaker 13: was in then squirted out. The nurses screamed when it

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Speaker 13: came out.

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Speaker 2: And yeah, was it still alive, Garry, when it came out.

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Speaker 13: Yes, it was alive.

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Speaker 14: It was.

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Speaker 13: That's why that that's why the nurse arm screamed and

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 13: And then and then then they squashed it.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I squatted it.

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Speaker 13: On, scat it on the wise hair.

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Speaker 1: On the head right, Okay, we are having a bit

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Speaker 1: of a chuckle here to see what some of these

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Speaker 1: crawled across your face when you're a slope or across

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Speaker 1: your body? Tommy in West Pmber, what crawled across your

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Speaker 1: mum's face?

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Speaker 2: A rat? What was his name?

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Speaker 1: Plead you to slip? I didn't tell you, so, Tommy,

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Speaker 1: what did she freak out? What was the result?

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Speaker 13: I wasn't there, but it sounded pretty gruesome.

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Speaker 15: Oh yeah, we want to rat across their face?

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Speaker 2: Tommy? Were the many rats in the house?

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Speaker 16: Like?

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Speaker 2: Was it a surprise that there was a rat around?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 13: There's often wrapped around the farm.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, not normally in.

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Speaker 2: Now, as long as I didn't bid her and she

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Speaker 2: needed to go and get an injection.

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Speaker 1: I mean, is your mum one of those tough farm mums?

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Speaker 1: Tom she can put up with anything.

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Speaker 11: Well, she grew up on the farm, so I think

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, thanks Tommy.

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Speaker 1: I'm Chelsea in Waverley. What happened to you in the

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Speaker 1: middle of the night, Chelse?

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Speaker 17: Yeah, so I was just a bit thirsty in the

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Speaker 17: I swallowed about eleven spiders, and in there there were

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Speaker 1: Chelse.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what happened when we were away in

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Speaker 2: Kangaroo Valley? You know during Easter. I only kill a

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Speaker 2: spider if it's near the kids. And I walked into

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Speaker 2: I did. Then hundreds thousands of little spiders ran out

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Speaker 7: It would have been carrying the sack so quickly.

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Speaker 2: Chelsea, I couldn't believe it all up my leg.

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Speaker 17: I can definitely relate to that, exceptually she didn't swallow them.

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Speaker 1: Did you Could you feel the baby spiders just crawling

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Speaker 2: Or yeah?

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Speaker 17: Well, I when I first had to stip out of

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Speaker 17: I guess the spider web, and then I just felt

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Speaker 18: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Ah, man, Chelsea, are winning a movie.

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Speaker 1: In horrible movie, jess In Bonda, who came to the

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Speaker 2: Hello, you're on Jess, far away Jess from Bonda here,

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Speaker 2: Lucy in it.

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Speaker 13: I have a huge huntsman phobia.

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Speaker 12: I hate them. So I got out of my car,

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Speaker 2: Saw him in the red widow.

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Speaker 12: Helped me.

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Speaker 1: So what did you get get out of the car

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Speaker 12: No, it was so it was on the outside of

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Speaker 16: So I got out of the car.

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Speaker 12: Kids were still in the car.

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Speaker 13: It turned off the car, thinking I'm.

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Speaker 12: Just going to get the kids out, and then this

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Speaker 19: Poor guy get out of his car.

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Speaker 7: And I was like, so he's helped me.

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Speaker 1: And then.

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Speaker 2: So he took off his skivvy, swiped it off. The

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Speaker 1: Stopped on it.

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Speaker 4: Then you make him perform.

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Speaker 2: He used his deep baritone just to get rid of

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Speaker 1: Not Then you'll in wallaware what crawled across your mum's face?

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Speaker 11: Yeah, made I am Awesomey ran into the bedroom trying

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Speaker 1: It was pretty scary, that is because they have the

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Speaker 2: Imagine the claws on your cheek and you look up

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Speaker 1: We've got them up in the roof at the moment.

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Speaker 1: We've been sending the dog up there.

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Speaker 2: Don't do that.

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Speaker 1: The smell of the dog. They go away for a while,

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Speaker 1: they come back after a while, said, get well, the

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Speaker 2: You know the other one too. Friends of mine, they've

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Speaker 2: python would get rid of the red belly black snakes.

447
00:20:10,119 --> 00:20:12,360
Speaker 2: So what do you want? The pythons in the.

448
00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:15,800
Speaker 1: Ceilings are the ones that wrap themselves around you and

449
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,560
Speaker 1: choke you out, not a bower constrictor.

450
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:19,639
Speaker 2: They're just pythons.

451
00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:22,080
Speaker 4: You don't think they're aggressive.

452
00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:24,639
Speaker 2: No they're not. But there's still a snake in your ceiling.

453
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:27,720
Speaker 1: Knowing that it's up here for.

454
00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:31,280
Speaker 2: Everybody knows the anticipation before you're about to have a

455
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:33,960
Speaker 2: party in your place for the don't play that that'll

456
00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:41,640
Speaker 2: that'll shut the party down. Maybe this is club three

457
00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:47,040
Speaker 2: three now yeah we lost four. I don't know how

458
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:51,200
Speaker 2: that's going to gos. What sort of party is this?

459
00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:58,359
Speaker 2: Now we're on? Oh yeah, and the sheet hand? What

460
00:20:58,359 --> 00:21:00,840
Speaker 2: are you going to do with it coming right at you?

461
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:04,240
Speaker 1: I read food? Settle down, mate, Oh there's only joking.

462
00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:07,400
Speaker 2: Hey, this one's ripped a community apart. In thirteen twenty

463
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,840
Speaker 2: four ten love to know if you've had a party

464
00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:11,719
Speaker 2: and nobody turned up, or only a couple turned up

465
00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:13,439
Speaker 2: and the numbers were really low. What did you do?

466
00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:16,240
Speaker 2: Because there's nothing worse than that, you know, when something

467
00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:19,679
Speaker 2: doesn't go to plan and you see people put on

468
00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:23,200
Speaker 2: that fake energy to go, oh oh bloody, they're lost anyway, mate,

469
00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:25,680
Speaker 2: you know they're lost, they're not here, or more food

470
00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:27,920
Speaker 2: for us, more grogged for us.

471
00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:30,879
Speaker 1: I think it also comes down to preparation. A lot

472
00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:32,800
Speaker 1: of people don't put in a lot of effort for

473
00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:35,879
Speaker 1: invites and stuff like that. You may get just a

474
00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:40,000
Speaker 1: fleeting text message YEP, saying guys, got an engagement party

475
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:42,679
Speaker 1: or something coming up soon, and then you forget about it.

476
00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:44,560
Speaker 1: You don't get a follow up. No, you don't know

477
00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:45,439
Speaker 1: if it's going ahead.

478
00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:47,600
Speaker 2: And with how busy the world is now that the

479
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,160
Speaker 2: world has reopened, you've got to put in your save

480
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:52,840
Speaker 2: the date to start with, flick out a save the date,

481
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:55,359
Speaker 2: then got onto canvas, do an invite?

482
00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:57,800
Speaker 20: Oh, I don't know if you because also there's this

483
00:21:57,840 --> 00:22:00,800
Speaker 20: belief that if it's a Facebook invite, a real invite,

484
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:03,920
Speaker 20: so you can sort of give that it had a

485
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:07,760
Speaker 20: very awkward twenty maybe sixth birthday booked out at what

486
00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:09,640
Speaker 20: happened the tables on a Friday night at a bar

487
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:12,080
Speaker 20: in the city, and it was a heaving bar and

488
00:22:12,119 --> 00:22:14,399
Speaker 20: I had a big area in the corner rope to

489
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:17,480
Speaker 20: start at six, and I got there at five forty five,

490
00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:22,600
Speaker 20: you know, and not one person arrived until eight o'clock.

491
00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:25,960
Speaker 20: And so for two hours I was trying to say

492
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:27,720
Speaker 20: to people, you can't take that chat, sorry, you can't

493
00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:30,880
Speaker 20: take that table. No, no, someone is coming. And over

494
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:32,960
Speaker 20: an hour and a half that I started to give

495
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,000
Speaker 20: off seas and tables.

496
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Speaker 1: That was your twenty six as well. That wasn't the

497
00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:40,000
Speaker 1: days that you can sit there on your phone and

498
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,440
Speaker 1: make it you do it? No, you can.

499
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:42,359
Speaker 2: What do you mean.

500
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:47,720
Speaker 1: Nine years ago we had phones. Nine years ago you

501
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:48,359
Speaker 1: were doing a lot.

502
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:50,879
Speaker 2: You know what MDG. I saw, And Tommy you were

503
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:53,360
Speaker 2: there as well. We were at a bar in Perth

504
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:56,840
Speaker 2: and Nickelback was touring at the time, and I think

505
00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:59,840
Speaker 2: Nickelback's people said, hey, she had wants to come along

506
00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:03,280
Speaker 2: with his bar tonight, almost like Royalty was about to

507
00:23:03,359 --> 00:23:06,280
Speaker 2: arrive and there was a roped off area and Chad

508
00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:09,360
Speaker 2: was the only person in there doing an MDG. No

509
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:11,080
Speaker 2: one else even cared who it was.

510
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:13,399
Speaker 1: Would have been like he had his pants.

511
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:17,480
Speaker 2: The only thing missing was MDG in the same area.

512
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:19,000
Speaker 1: I figured you out. That's the name of.

513
00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:24,119
Speaker 2: First day back. Don't put that sort of pressure on

514
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:25,920
Speaker 2: him when I will get to that one, because that

515
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,959
Speaker 2: kicks a party off. What about this because the teacher

516
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:30,919
Speaker 2: at the school, the dad has told the teacher to

517
00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:33,480
Speaker 2: f off, which is aggressive in ever so that tood

518
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:38,639
Speaker 2: teacher because he put out some invites to his son's party.

519
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:42,120
Speaker 2: The teacher then rang him and said, hey, I've seen

520
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:45,639
Speaker 2: the invites go out around the classroom. We have a

521
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:48,760
Speaker 2: policy here at school that if you are going to

522
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:51,399
Speaker 2: hand out invites to some kids in the class, then

523
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:55,720
Speaker 2: you need to invite the entire class. What and the

524
00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:59,119
Speaker 2: dad has said no, get stuffed. Of course I don't

525
00:23:59,119 --> 00:24:02,560
Speaker 2: want that go Who picked on my son Timmy last week,

526
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:05,320
Speaker 2: so he's had a blue with the teacher. Some people

527
00:24:05,359 --> 00:24:07,680
Speaker 2: have said no, that is the general rule. If you're

528
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:09,600
Speaker 2: bringing something to class and it has to do with

529
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:12,840
Speaker 2: the classroom in the school, then yes, invite the whole class.

530
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:15,000
Speaker 2: Remember the teacher used to say, unless you've got enough

531
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:17,000
Speaker 2: loll list for everybody, don't hand them out.

532
00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:18,880
Speaker 4: But what if you can't host that many kids?

533
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:21,600
Speaker 8: What if you live in a small partment space, so

534
00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:23,440
Speaker 8: you're taking them all like you did fits you took

535
00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:25,480
Speaker 8: the kids to the movies. What if you can't afford

536
00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:27,560
Speaker 8: to take twenty four kids, but you can afford to take.

537
00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:29,520
Speaker 2: Six, and you booked out your gold class and you're

538
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:30,879
Speaker 2: ready to go, and the next thing you know, the

539
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:33,600
Speaker 2: teacher's telling you can't do it. I mentioned this earlier,

540
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:37,240
Speaker 2: but my wife she's never had a party because she

541
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:40,719
Speaker 2: was always so fearful that she would send out her

542
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:43,879
Speaker 2: invites like Maddie to groote and no one would turn up.

543
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:48,480
Speaker 8: They didn't, they were just party goers.

544
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,960
Speaker 2: Let's area you handed the seats out too, buddy, after

545
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:53,520
Speaker 2: you couldn't hold them back anymore. But that feeling of

546
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:55,480
Speaker 2: standing around and you've got half an hour to go,

547
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:57,359
Speaker 2: and who's going to turn up first? Will they be

548
00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:59,560
Speaker 2: on time? You're there with your mum and dad when

549
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:01,200
Speaker 2: you're a little young and you're probably standing at the

550
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:04,240
Speaker 2: front window. Oh, I can hear a car on it's

551
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:05,000
Speaker 2: Australia Post.

552
00:25:05,119 --> 00:25:08,600
Speaker 1: She didn't do itself any favors by marrying you. She's

553
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:11,360
Speaker 1: not bringing any extra guests along there? Is It really.

554
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:14,080
Speaker 2: Extremely rude and they would flood because they knew I

555
00:25:14,119 --> 00:25:16,880
Speaker 2: was there. But when she was younger, it was panic man,

556
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:17,919
Speaker 2: absolute panic.

557
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:20,080
Speaker 1: Killy's given us a call, Hey, Kelly, why did no

558
00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:21,840
Speaker 1: one turn up to your engagement party?

559
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:25,040
Speaker 6: Because I put the wrong in the wrong address on

560
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:26,840
Speaker 6: the actual invitation when I came.

561
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:30,560
Speaker 2: To there, Keilly, when did the penny drop?

562
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:32,040
Speaker 3: Um?

563
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:34,800
Speaker 9: Not until no one was turning up about eight o'clock.

564
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:36,479
Speaker 6: But when we went to go and get the keys,

565
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:38,120
Speaker 6: and when they gave us the keys and we went

566
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Speaker 6: to the hall where we thought.

567
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:41,200
Speaker 11: It was and it wouldn't open.

568
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:44,000
Speaker 6: Then we rang them and we realized it wasn't at

569
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Speaker 6: another hall.

570
00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:48,439
Speaker 18: No, we just sort of didn't panic.

571
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:50,959
Speaker 6: You know, back then you sort of set up your

572
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:54,359
Speaker 6: own engagement parties and put all the grog and everything.

573
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:56,800
Speaker 15: And it got to like eight o'clock at night.

574
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:58,440
Speaker 18: We thought, wow, this is really weird.

575
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:00,200
Speaker 6: Now one's turning up, and then we really.

576
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:03,000
Speaker 11: Everyone was at the other dress.

577
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,720
Speaker 6: So we had this Lucky's.

578
00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:05,360
Speaker 11: Still my brother in law.

579
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:09,680
Speaker 6: He stood down at the other one and was sending everybody, yeah.

580
00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:12,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do love how everyone's rocked up to the

581
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:15,240
Speaker 1: wrong address a scene that you're not there, but also

582
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:16,320
Speaker 1: kicked on anyway.

583
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:17,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't worry about it.

584
00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:20,320
Speaker 1: We don't need them. We don't need the couple that

585
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:22,000
Speaker 1: are about to get married. We can do it out

586
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:22,920
Speaker 1: a second party in.

587
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:27,360
Speaker 2: This all that's not an issue. Thanks very much. Love

588
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:29,320
Speaker 2: to know if you faceted a party and nobody turned

589
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:32,160
Speaker 2: up that cold feeling the invites have gone out? Where

590
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:34,760
Speaker 2: is everybody? George in Bankstown? Welcome to the show. What

591
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:36,679
Speaker 2: happened at your brother's seventh birthday?

592
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:37,920
Speaker 11: Yeah?

593
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:41,280
Speaker 18: He sent out all these invites and he's all the

594
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:45,080
Speaker 18: sight and everyone was steering up, all the food was ready,

595
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:46,640
Speaker 18: and poor Bucco and showed up.

596
00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:49,720
Speaker 1: I mean as an older brother, George, it would have

597
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:52,239
Speaker 1: been grain entertainment for you, though, wouldn't it.

598
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:56,320
Speaker 18: Looking back at it now, it was, But back then,

599
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:58,600
Speaker 18: you know, it was a bit of heartbreaking scene. How

600
00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:01,199
Speaker 18: upset he was and seen all that. Yeah, you know,

601
00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:03,080
Speaker 18: everyone trying to console him and stuff.

602
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:06,000
Speaker 2: Ohn George getting married.

603
00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:08,480
Speaker 18: He's getting married in a few months and now they're

604
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 18: running joke?

605
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:09,600
Speaker 16: Is that.

606
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:15,399
Speaker 2: One? George? How many people were invited? Like, where was

607
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:17,080
Speaker 2: the breakdown?

608
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:20,520
Speaker 18: No, it was all just school friends. And to be honest,

609
00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:22,520
Speaker 18: I can't remember how many people were invited, But there

610
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:24,800
Speaker 18: was a fair few chairs out, so it was probably

611
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:27,160
Speaker 18: at least, you know, twelve.

612
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:29,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's the panic, like get the neighbors over now

613
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:31,080
Speaker 2: quickly at least.

614
00:27:31,119 --> 00:27:31,280
Speaker 6: Yeah.

615
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:34,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, he won musical chairs on the he won pined

616
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:36,359
Speaker 1: down on the tail on the dog. He won everything

617
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:40,640
Speaker 1: he wanted, all extra lollibags. You got everything. Rachel and Miranda,

618
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:43,639
Speaker 1: what happened to your daughter's birthday? Hello? Hi?

619
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Speaker 14: Yeah. I gave her the invitations to send in her

620
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:49,800
Speaker 14: school bag to school, and she was all excited to

621
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:52,760
Speaker 14: hang them out. And on the Saturday, we're talking about

622
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:54,639
Speaker 14: the party and how we were getting ready for the party.

623
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:56,320
Speaker 14: I looked in her school bag to get a lunch

624
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:58,360
Speaker 14: boxed out and the invitations.

625
00:27:57,760 --> 00:27:58,360
Speaker 6: Were still in there.

626
00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:02,640
Speaker 2: Crucial, I mean, it's a rucial path. She really hasn't

627
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:03,920
Speaker 2: kept up her into the bargain there.

628
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:06,480
Speaker 1: I mean, do you do you round up a couple

629
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:08,679
Speaker 1: of kids? Do you round up a couple of kids

630
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:10,840
Speaker 1: from the local area rate just to come over?

631
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:14,200
Speaker 14: It was it was a bowling club thing, so I'd

632
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:16,080
Speaker 14: already paid like four or five hundred dollars for the

633
00:28:16,119 --> 00:28:18,360
Speaker 14: party in the food. There were no kids coming, So

634
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:20,000
Speaker 14: I got on the phone to the only two parents

635
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:20,680
Speaker 14: phone unders I.

636
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:24,159
Speaker 2: Had and said spread spread the bone immediately two o'clock.

637
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:28,240
Speaker 1: How loose a bowling club party makes it? I feel

638
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:30,960
Speaker 1: like bowling clubs are like you can do whatever you want.

639
00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:34,680
Speaker 1: You want to set up that that makeshift blow up castle, yeah,

640
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:36,520
Speaker 1: go for it if you've made it yourself.

641
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:38,240
Speaker 2: As long as your ten skooyes in just.

642
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:40,240
Speaker 1: Three kids have flown away with that, that's all right.

643
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:43,080
Speaker 1: You guys want a free game of balls.

644
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:44,880
Speaker 2: Over Camilla, Welcome to the show. What happened to your

645
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:46,000
Speaker 2: sister's sixth birthday?

646
00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:51,560
Speaker 19: So she was at school, invited everyone in her year.

647
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:55,239
Speaker 19: Apparently her best friend, who wasn't her best friend at

648
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:58,280
Speaker 19: the time, had the same birthday, went up to my

649
00:28:58,360 --> 00:28:59,600
Speaker 19: sister gateback her.

650
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:02,760
Speaker 16: I'm not going. No one's going because I have a

651
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:06,760
Speaker 16: jumping cars like by birthday sday. Oh no, nosed up

652
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:10,560
Speaker 16: to my sister's birthday. Till this day, she's thirty two hour,

653
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:12,880
Speaker 16: still hasn't had a party, and she's still best friend

654
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:15,240
Speaker 16: with that bel though that's.

655
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:16,120
Speaker 2: Not a friend at all.

656
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:22,080
Speaker 1: You'd better she copts it, thought Katie and Ariluhena, what

657
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:24,640
Speaker 1: happened when your husband throw a surprise party, Katie.

658
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:26,520
Speaker 14: He was so lovely.

659
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:28,760
Speaker 10: He sent me to a day spa to get me

660
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:30,880
Speaker 10: out of the house while he prepared for the party

661
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:34,200
Speaker 10: and for all the guests to arrive. However, he underestimated

662
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:37,560
Speaker 10: how long that would take for me, and so getting

663
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:39,320
Speaker 10: all these messages going, how long will.

664
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Speaker 11: You be how long will you be.

665
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:41,960
Speaker 16: Here?

666
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:45,280
Speaker 10: What do you mean? So I arrived home, Yes, has

667
00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:47,200
Speaker 10: been there for a couple of hours and he's nearly

668
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:48,880
Speaker 10: over arrived late.

669
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:52,440
Speaker 2: So when you walked in the door, was there any surprise?

670
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:55,360
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, but like they were, you know, had a

671
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:58,680
Speaker 10: futury was really gone and it was like, finally, you're right.

672
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:01,880
Speaker 2: Surprise is he not coming to your own party?

673
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:06,000
Speaker 1: Will? Will in neutral buy what happened on your wedding morning?

674
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:06,240
Speaker 2: Will?

675
00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:10,280
Speaker 15: So Jen's getting ready. We got married down in fair

676
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:13,360
Speaker 15: Haven on the Great Ocean Road in Victoria, West Sydney Bay,

677
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:16,560
Speaker 15: and got a call about ten thirty in the morning

678
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:20,720
Speaker 15: from my mate George saying, oh, Will, I think it's

679
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:23,160
Speaker 15: made a terrible mistake. I thought you were getting married

680
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:27,760
Speaker 15: with fresh water. Oh no, looking at the invite it

681
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:30,560
Speaker 15: says fair Haven. I don't know what to say, mate,

682
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:31,200
Speaker 15: call me back.

683
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:36,040
Speaker 1: So he stuffed up fresh water with fair Haven.

684
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:39,440
Speaker 15: Yep, so I would have loved when a fly on

685
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:42,360
Speaker 15: the wall and that that Penny's dropped on the morning

686
00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:45,040
Speaker 15: of the wedding, going well shit, what am I doing

687
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:45,640
Speaker 15: this afternoon?

688
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:47,000
Speaker 1: Now?

689
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:50,520
Speaker 2: Jump in the car with that one? Can you forget

690
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:53,400
Speaker 2: about it? So he wasn't there, will No, it wasn't there.

691
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:56,200
Speaker 15: Never made an unfortunately absence never.

692
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,200
Speaker 2: Made the friendship again either.

693
00:30:57,840 --> 00:31:02,400
Speaker 1: Amazing story over the weekend. You know airlines flight going

694
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:06,560
Speaker 1: from Ghana to the US and a premature baby was

695
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:09,000
Speaker 1: born on the flight. Now a lot of questions need

696
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:11,640
Speaker 1: to be asked about this. The big questions are what

697
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:14,960
Speaker 1: is the actual nationality of the baby that's born mid flight?

698
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,440
Speaker 1: If you're over a certain.

699
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:19,760
Speaker 4: Country, Yeah, where you land, isn't it?

700
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:22,640
Speaker 1: Well this I mean, if you're from Ghana, you want

701
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:24,000
Speaker 1: to be African, don't you know.

702
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:25,520
Speaker 2: I had a mate who was born on a boat

703
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:28,520
Speaker 2: between Australia and Canada. If you can find a spot

704
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:29,880
Speaker 2: between Australia and Canada.

705
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,040
Speaker 4: So what nationality is?

706
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:33,960
Speaker 2: Well he got the parents nationality, which was Australian.

707
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:37,120
Speaker 1: Well that's the thing. Yeah, we would it be smart

708
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:40,520
Speaker 1: to actually get yourself a US passport as this young child,

709
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:43,120
Speaker 1: and you have that forever. You go back to Africa. Ye,

710
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:46,240
Speaker 1: then you get an African passport, but you know what,

711
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:49,120
Speaker 1: you're always You've always got your US passport that you

712
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:50,280
Speaker 1: can trap them on as well.

713
00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:52,080
Speaker 2: Can we talk about where it happened if you got

714
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:54,920
Speaker 2: that information? Is it it was as over the.

715
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:56,360
Speaker 1: US in the aisle?

716
00:31:56,560 --> 00:32:01,160
Speaker 2: Like, does the captain come on and say, passengers one

717
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:03,200
Speaker 2: to thirty five if you could just get the hell

718
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:04,480
Speaker 2: out of there, she's crowning.

719
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:07,440
Speaker 1: No, the captain came over and said, call for a

720
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:10,800
Speaker 1: medical profession if there's anyone. Yep, there always seems to

721
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:13,960
Speaker 1: be someone on board who has got experience. Tommy, you

722
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,000
Speaker 1: could put your hand up and do that, would you?

723
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:17,520
Speaker 1: I have before?

724
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:20,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, we had a woman she fell unconscious on the

725
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:22,440
Speaker 2: plane where it was just a Sydney to Melbourne.

726
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:25,280
Speaker 1: But there's a lot of but there's always sitting next

727
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:26,720
Speaker 1: to you as well, which is weird.

728
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:31,840
Speaker 2: She smelled your breath so the oxygen masters felly.

729
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:34,400
Speaker 4: I wouldn't throw stone clean activity.

730
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:36,560
Speaker 8: Remember that caller you threw up all over his coat

731
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:37,640
Speaker 8: because you took tom and he's.

732
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:39,640
Speaker 2: Still not on to our flo It doesn't matter still

733
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:40,880
Speaker 2: not on red wine bad mix.

734
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:43,520
Speaker 1: The other question we need to ask as well, do that?

735
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:46,560
Speaker 1: This is the big one. So United under arounder a

736
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:49,160
Speaker 1: bit of pressure now because they're saying, if a baby

737
00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:51,520
Speaker 1: is born on your flight, you've got to give that

738
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:54,560
Speaker 1: child lifetime flights, don't.

739
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:57,760
Speaker 2: You You would think so, or Chairman's Club or something

740
00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:00,560
Speaker 2: like that. Loungejack says, for the rest of your life.

741
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:04,640
Speaker 1: So many questions, but we want to ask you where

742
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:07,080
Speaker 1: was somebody born. I'd love to know if they've got

743
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:09,160
Speaker 1: benefits for it as well. Shares has given us a

744
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:11,960
Speaker 1: god from Liverpool. Hi, cheers, Hey, how.

745
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:12,720
Speaker 6: Are you going, Shares?

746
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:13,400
Speaker 2: What's the story?

747
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:19,480
Speaker 6: So my second born got full term, getting ready to

748
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:23,360
Speaker 6: go into labor pains and everything had started. I going

749
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:26,760
Speaker 6: to hospital and they're like, well, sorry, beds, the falls

750
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:29,080
Speaker 6: to take some painkillers. Come back when the pain gets worst.

751
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:31,320
Speaker 6: We'll have a bed open. And I never met it back.

752
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:32,840
Speaker 2: Oh, you're kidding me.

753
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,640
Speaker 1: So they know this happens quite a bit. I mean,

754
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:37,400
Speaker 1: did you send you back and go You've got to

755
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:40,200
Speaker 1: be at time, just relax. So where did you actually

756
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:41,600
Speaker 1: have the child? Shits?

757
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:44,560
Speaker 6: So, my lovely second born was born in the middle

758
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:46,680
Speaker 6: of my living room floor. One made it out of

759
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:48,800
Speaker 6: the bed halfway through the living room to try and

760
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:50,960
Speaker 6: get ready to go back to hospital and just couldn't

761
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:51,280
Speaker 6: make it.

762
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:52,560
Speaker 5: So shares, did.

763
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:54,840
Speaker 2: You feel the child coming out? And then you lay

764
00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:56,920
Speaker 2: down and.

765
00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:01,560
Speaker 6: In the middle of having child being pushed out of you,

766
00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:02,640
Speaker 6: you'd want to hope you feel it.

767
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:05,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, but I wasn't sure if the baby was

768
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:13,160
Speaker 2: while I'm trying to establish whether there was a moment

769
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:15,120
Speaker 2: that maybe the head had popped out, if I could

770
00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:15,840
Speaker 2: be blunt as that.

771
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:20,959
Speaker 6: Most definitely, So the head was hanging out. Oh my god, agruciating.

772
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:23,560
Speaker 6: It's like breaking every bone at the same time, and

773
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:26,560
Speaker 6: then you see them and you don't feel the pain

774
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:26,840
Speaker 6: for a.

775
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:27,480
Speaker 19: Couple of minutes.

776
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:30,600
Speaker 1: So chairs was your husband? There was anyone there helping you?

777
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:35,680
Speaker 6: Thankfully at the time my mother had arrived before the

778
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:39,080
Speaker 6: ambulance arrived. I had three different ambulance for arrive at

779
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:39,719
Speaker 6: the same time.

780
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:40,240
Speaker 2: Wow.

781
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:45,320
Speaker 6: And just as baby had finished coming out and Ambo

782
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:49,080
Speaker 6: was propped up against my living room door going yep, Okay,

783
00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:51,239
Speaker 6: well you've done a good enough job. Baby was born

784
00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:53,239
Speaker 6: at nine past ten this morning. Congratulations.

785
00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:56,319
Speaker 1: See the other question I've always wanted to know this

786
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:59,799
Speaker 1: as well that the shas Who do you then give

787
00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:01,520
Speaker 1: the duty to clean up after?

788
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:06,279
Speaker 6: Who did having to stay in hospital for a few

789
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:08,440
Speaker 6: days after the fact that I have no id.

790
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:11,560
Speaker 4: It's your mom. Your mom planned it up for sure.

791
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:15,520
Speaker 2: And did you name the kid after? Where he was living? Lounge?

792
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:18,200
Speaker 1: What was his name? She is? What did you name him?

793
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:20,520
Speaker 6: His name's brons Ah.

794
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:25,680
Speaker 1: Right, you beautiful brore. You I mean if you, I mean,

795
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:30,040
Speaker 1: if if airlines actually gave away lifetime, you know, for

796
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:34,080
Speaker 1: the rest of your life you could get free flights. Actually,

797
00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:36,800
Speaker 1: you'd try to bring our baby out a little bit earlier,

798
00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:37,279
Speaker 1: wouldn't you.

799
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:39,520
Speaker 2: I'm not sure she's safe to fly. Your wife looks pregnant.

800
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:41,799
Speaker 2: Shut up, she's in labor to take off.

801
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:44,880
Speaker 1: She's only thirty seven weeks, plenty of time.

802
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:47,560
Speaker 2: We'll be fine, mate, ready to pop. I want to

803
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:49,840
Speaker 2: say well done to Benny Fordham and the premiere of

804
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:53,160
Speaker 2: the State Dominic Parite for getting involved in a basketball

805
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:55,520
Speaker 2: game that happened over the weekend. Guys, you know I

806
00:35:55,719 --> 00:35:57,160
Speaker 2: love a bit of ball.

807
00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:01,600
Speaker 1: Well you, I just hope you played in this charity

808
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:04,800
Speaker 1: match before and they went down to Illawarra. The King's

809
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:08,360
Speaker 1: were favorite to take that out luck charm would.

810
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:10,279
Speaker 2: Be the bad luck charm. I tried to get a

811
00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:15,960
Speaker 2: couple of hashtags going. One was can dom dunk. You know,

812
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:19,040
Speaker 2: the Premier is quite tall and I thought maybe left

813
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:22,000
Speaker 2: handle though the dom and he was shooting them for

814
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 2: all over the court and he's a tall man. Yeah,

815
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:26,439
Speaker 2: I thought he'd be pretty good at the old B ball.

816
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:27,440
Speaker 2: He's very good.

817
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:29,520
Speaker 1: He's a politician, so he's good at dribbling.

818
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:33,399
Speaker 2: Oh my god. And in the layoup was extraordinary, really

819
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:35,760
Speaker 2: good charity event. We raised some money for the Starluck Foundation.

820
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:37,960
Speaker 2: A couple of the kids were there too that got involved.

821
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:41,040
Speaker 2: A few stars on the court too. Nick Kurios took

822
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:45,360
Speaker 2: the game very seriously. Great athlete mate. Really annoyed me

823
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:47,520
Speaker 2: to see this. You know what, I hate young achievers.

824
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:50,560
Speaker 2: Very clear on that. He's young, he's got money. The

825
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:53,319
Speaker 2: girlfriend was there and he can play basketball too.

826
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:56,400
Speaker 1: Did he block you at all? At any stage? There

827
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:57,839
Speaker 1: were wipe any shots that you had.

828
00:36:57,880 --> 00:37:00,000
Speaker 2: There was some man on man. Yeah, it was getting

829
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:04,000
Speaker 2: pretty heavy. I mean, I'm disappointed by what you're laughing at, MDG,

830
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:07,560
Speaker 2: which is the footage where I think he blocks the Premiere.

831
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:11,080
Speaker 2: The ball comes to Channel nine's Belinda Russell, which then

832
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:13,839
Speaker 2: comes to me and I'm a a fresh air mate.

833
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:17,120
Speaker 20: It's not it's not the fresh air NBA players fresh air,

834
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:20,440
Speaker 20: we all fresh air mate. It's the it's a technique.

835
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:22,320
Speaker 1: It's up there with it's rushed.

836
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:24,760
Speaker 20: John Howard and a cricket ball that's not fair, Malcolm

837
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:26,280
Speaker 20: Turmble under a basketball ring.

838
00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:30,200
Speaker 2: And three great leaders, three awesome leaders. And you know what,

839
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:33,960
Speaker 2: I tried to get the hashtag nothing but happening as well,

840
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:36,320
Speaker 2: nothing but nothing at all.

841
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:37,480
Speaker 20: But didn't they give you time?

842
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:38,719
Speaker 1: Because there were coaches.

843
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:41,759
Speaker 20: See was there and Shaney, Steve Carfino, and they give

844
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:43,800
Speaker 20: him tuition so you don't embarrass yourself in front of

845
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:44,560
Speaker 20: thousands of people.

846
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:46,560
Speaker 2: Well, Steve was a superstar mate. He listens to the

847
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:48,560
Speaker 2: show too, but he coached just through it. And I

848
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:51,319
Speaker 2: felt like I let Steve down. The other person I

849
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:53,800
Speaker 2: let down, and I mentioned her name before was Belinda Russell.

850
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:57,400
Speaker 2: Channel niner. Channel nine's are very own, but I was

851
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,919
Speaker 2: we're on message beforehand. I know Blenda, and she said, hey,

852
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:05,319
Speaker 2: we got to do a TikTok. Oh yes, because her

853
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:09,640
Speaker 2: and David Campbell have done a series of tiktoks that

854
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:12,040
Speaker 2: have taken off dance great dance.

855
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:14,800
Speaker 4: He can move those. So she's got like dance.

856
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:18,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's got dance background. She's done ballet. She knows

857
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:21,239
Speaker 2: all types of jazz and tap and all of this

858
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:24,480
Speaker 2: sort of stuff. And David Campbell as you're all round her, right,

859
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:28,440
Speaker 2: he can do any dancing, any song. On message before

860
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:30,680
Speaker 2: the game the night before, she says we should do

861
00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:32,880
Speaker 2: something for social media beforehand.

862
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:34,640
Speaker 1: I wish I.

863
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:38,960
Speaker 2: Wrote, I don't dance. I didn't know how else to

864
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:41,839
Speaker 2: say it. I was just blunt. So she said, well,

865
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:45,160
Speaker 2: maybe we'll just try something. And you know on TikTok

866
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,120
Speaker 2: there's that popular thing where you take it in turns

867
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:50,960
Speaker 2: to dance and what a coincidentance you.

868
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:55,840
Speaker 15: Dance?

869
00:38:56,640 --> 00:39:04,120
Speaker 2: He went, He went, what a coincidence?

870
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:06,719
Speaker 1: Pick the TikTok guy.

871
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:09,799
Speaker 2: And I was like, she sent that through to me

872
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:12,080
Speaker 2: and I went, I just don't know fucking do that.

873
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:18,000
Speaker 2: And it's not since maybe year nine, year ten of

874
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:20,480
Speaker 2: I felt the pressure to dance.

875
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:23,239
Speaker 1: And I'm like, what were you doing in year eight

876
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:23,680
Speaker 1: and nine?

877
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:26,560
Speaker 2: You go to parties and you know what was the

878
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:29,560
Speaker 2: great place to pick up on the dance floor? And

879
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:32,200
Speaker 2: I was always the guy hoping that there was some

880
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:35,120
Speaker 2: fun at the bar, thinking that the dance wol people

881
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:37,640
Speaker 2: might see me over there and go, WHOA, I'm missing out.

882
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:40,040
Speaker 7: Someone should have told you it's just the shuffle to

883
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:40,840
Speaker 7: the side shuffle.

884
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:45,279
Speaker 2: I don't even have limbs here, so that.

885
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:47,319
Speaker 1: Was your TikTok music? What did you do to well?

886
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:51,080
Speaker 2: Then, Belinda and I pretended to do some fast basketball

887
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:54,600
Speaker 2: moves because I wouldn't do the dance, and I don't know.

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Speaker 2: There she is bouncing, then me bouncing too. I'm trying

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Speaker 2: to look at catch the ball behind my back, and

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Speaker 2: then twisted on my finger with a series of shots

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Speaker 2: at the net that don't go in. So she's the

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Speaker 2: only one to get one in. So that was kind

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Speaker 2: of And I don't know what's worse, is any pretending

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Speaker 2: to look athletic like a basketballer or what would have

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Speaker 2: been the result of me dancing?

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Speaker 1: Has that gone viral?

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Speaker 2: We know without David Campbell, I don't think it would

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Speaker 2: take off. But just that pressure and that feel of

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Speaker 2: four limbs that won't work together.

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Speaker 4: Really embracing the grays. Aren't you?

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Speaker 9: So?

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Speaker 1: Did you Win's?

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Speaker 2: Just did you? Did you win? The score doesn't matter

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Speaker 2: the Starlar Foundation was the way.

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Speaker 1: Well, if this smashed, Linda, yeah, there's you challenge twenty

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Speaker 1: twenty two. By the end of the year.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to do one of those.

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Speaker 4: TikTok said, yes, the Dancing with the Stars.

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Speaker 2: So that never ever on the weekend got two thousand

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Speaker 2: lines many so maybe your next one whip has to

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Speaker 2: be two thousands. There won't be an what's that Willow

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Speaker 2: Smith song that you love?

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Speaker 21: The other one vibe o my by the end of

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Speaker 21: the year, worry.

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Speaker 1: I'll give you some extra coin just to get that one.

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