WEBVTT - Bonus: Where Did Your Kid Poop?

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<v Speaker 1>Good Man in Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 2>There she goes, just go on six past eight. You

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<v Speaker 2>are on the air at Nova.

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<v Speaker 1>It is Jason.

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<v Speaker 2>Lauren clint is here as well. Got a bit of

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<v Speaker 2>a stress phone call from the WHAFF.

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<v Speaker 3>What's happened now?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, this was yesterday afternoon, just after lunch.

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<v Speaker 2>She took our three year old Archie, who we affectionately

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<v Speaker 2>call in our family the liability, which he answers to.

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<v Speaker 3>He's pretty cute.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, liability.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't there be many kids like me?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Lou took him to a Kia, big place, big place,

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of little doors, and you can get lost.

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<v Speaker 4>In there, things to things to pull, things to push.

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<v Speaker 1>Things to.

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<v Speaker 3>Adults can get lost in that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>There's always like a little not a trap door, but

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<v Speaker 2>there seems to be like a little path halfway through

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<v Speaker 2>where you can cut in if you want to get out,

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<v Speaker 2>you follow.

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<v Speaker 3>The map because if you don't want to go, you

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<v Speaker 3>don't need to go.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't need to go into the showering area and

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<v Speaker 1>stuff after him.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, once you know how to do it, it's quite easy

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<v Speaker 3>to get through. But if not, you just follow the

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<v Speaker 3>signs and you therefore that no.

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<v Speaker 1>But then you end up buying things you don't need.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the point. We need five hundred tea like candles do.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the strawberry cented ones absolutely do they do.

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<v Speaker 2>A Strawberry center one. I must go anyway. I got

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<v Speaker 2>a phone call from Lou Answer the phone. She was

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<v Speaker 2>in a panic because she lost him in Ikea.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, maybe he's gone.

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<v Speaker 2>He's gone, he's run ahead. She was in the betting section.

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<v Speaker 2>She's looking for him. I'm like, we don't stress. He's

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<v Speaker 2>in Ikea.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he going down, but you're there right.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Clint? So how are you going to say

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<v Speaker 1>thank you?

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<v Speaker 5>Less time on the phone register and as made it,

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<v Speaker 5>make it an announce Ye, put down your meat balls.

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<v Speaker 1>We're looking for a kid.

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<v Speaker 3>Knowing how patronizing you are, I would also then never

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<v Speaker 3>tell you that I lost to you in Ika.

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<v Speaker 1>Well here comes the good bit.

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<v Speaker 2>She found him and I could hear the panic in

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<v Speaker 2>her voice when she found.

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<v Speaker 3>Him on while she was on the phone to you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>so he wasn't he didn't go far.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, where have you found him? He was

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<v Speaker 2>pulling his pants down and he was about to do

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<v Speaker 2>a pooh in the display toilet.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, that only happens in movies.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I said. I was like, we'll get off

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<v Speaker 2>the phone and get him to pull his pants up.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't talk. I can't help.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, you can't get crossing him because he was

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<v Speaker 3>doing the right spot.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a full bathroom setup, she said. And he

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<v Speaker 2>he just saw it. And because he's hardcore about you know,

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<v Speaker 2>he toilet, he's toilet trained and stuff, and every now

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<v Speaker 2>and then you'd be like, hey, do you need to go?

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<v Speaker 2>And he's like no, But when he does, he.

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<v Speaker 3>But also when you see it, you're like, oh, maybe

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<v Speaker 3>I do need to go.

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<v Speaker 5>I think I've checked the plumbing in that thing, but honestly,

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<v Speaker 5>just to see if it's actually.

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<v Speaker 3>Plastic over I think doesn't.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't get you try to change the channel on

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<v Speaker 2>the plastic TV as well.

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<v Speaker 3>So did we save?

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<v Speaker 2>We say, she ran over to him and then you

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<v Speaker 2>took him to a bathroom, but he had full pants down.

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<v Speaker 2>He was just lifting himself up onto the.

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<v Speaker 3>Front of everyone.

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<v Speaker 1>Well are their kids? Kids don't care?

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<v Speaker 3>Don't they know?

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<v Speaker 2>We're at a public sort the other day and he

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<v Speaker 2>did the thing. We're at the movies and he pulls

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<v Speaker 2>his pants all the way down to his ankles.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, you know when you're at the trough. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 1>bloats to what age do you pull the pants down? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm every now and then I though myself doing it.

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<v Speaker 1>I burst condition of the ground. Yeah, they could pulled

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<v Speaker 1>them right down to the ground, no embarrassment.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what I thought you all did until recently when

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<v Speaker 3>you told me I was wrong.

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<v Speaker 4>No, you a quarter down, just a zip. Some people

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<v Speaker 4>just go the zip, others.

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<v Speaker 3>Not archie pants arendt pooing in Ika?

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<v Speaker 2>Well that's what you do when you're that age thirteen

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<v Speaker 2>twenty four to ten the surroundom one go with me.

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<v Speaker 2>Where did your kid do a pooh?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? Oh oh whoops? You can't get cross at them?

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<v Speaker 1>Well that's the thing. Well, we'll hang on, depending where

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<v Speaker 1>they do it.

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<v Speaker 3>Depending how old they After some twenty five, you probably

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<v Speaker 3>can be a little bit angry and disupport Jeremy.

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<v Speaker 5>I only realized recently that the potty goes like it

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<v Speaker 5>can go everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>They've got like.

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<v Speaker 4>A they've got the plastic seatrets handbag.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what do you mean, like you go to the pub.

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<v Speaker 4>And then.

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<v Speaker 2>There was a famous paparazzi shot of Bigmore when one

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<v Speaker 2>of her kids was toilet training.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, my sister and brother in law take there's got

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<v Speaker 5>to handle you carry. No when the kids are present as.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you can't take that to the part.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to have the kids with you.

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<v Speaker 3>And you just put it next to the fireplace.

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<v Speaker 1>Way no, no, no, no, no no.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like a plastic toilet seat, a miniature one, and

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<v Speaker 2>it sits on top of the normal toilet otherwise they

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<v Speaker 2>fall in.

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<v Speaker 6>No.

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<v Speaker 4>But there's also another one which is like a washout,

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<v Speaker 4>an actual You're not taking that toilet.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not doing that next to the table in the restaurant.

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<v Speaker 4>Got one?

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<v Speaker 3>Your family do that and they set it up at

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<v Speaker 3>the table sometimes Yes, no they don't. Case Away would never.

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<v Speaker 5>There's a that is a carry with your potty and

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<v Speaker 5>then you cannot you sit and take the under bit

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<v Speaker 5>of it and go and empty it.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you walk through a restaurant looking through the.

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<v Speaker 1>Big sure of it.

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<v Speaker 4>We'll give her a call.

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<v Speaker 1>No one is doing no.

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<v Speaker 3>Way Casey is doing that.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Now get your sister on the line. Thirteen twenty fourteen

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<v Speaker 1>is our number.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not like a handsbag and no one's doing that.

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<v Speaker 3>And if they are, shame on you.

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<v Speaker 2>Thirteen twenty fourteen, where did your kid accidentally pack a poop?

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<v Speaker 1>And we will get Clint's sister on the line next

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<v Speaker 1>not sure of it next to the table. Yes, morning Melbourne,

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<v Speaker 1>just going twenty past eight. You're on the air with

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<v Speaker 1>Jason Lauren.

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<v Speaker 2>Clint is here as well, and we are asking on

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<v Speaker 2>thirteen twenty fourteen, where is your child accidentally done a poop?

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<v Speaker 1>Before we get to that, we just want.

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<v Speaker 3>To clean up we've got Okay, Clint, you explain what

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<v Speaker 3>you think your sister is getting around.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm pretty sure I've seen and this was in situ

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<v Speaker 5>at the pub when they're toilet training. So when the

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<v Speaker 5>kids are toilet training, you're encouraging them to go to

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<v Speaker 5>the toilet obviously in the right space, and they've got

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<v Speaker 5>to you know, say mummy got.

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<v Speaker 3>To go for a week, so we'll take you to

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<v Speaker 3>the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 5>It's it's urgent and sometimes you're in a place that

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<v Speaker 5>doesn't have a toilet.

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<v Speaker 4>Handy, so I.

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<v Speaker 5>Believe like you would carry a handbag, you carry like

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<v Speaker 5>a porter potty which.

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<v Speaker 3>Anywhere.

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<v Speaker 4>Yep, you drop it anywhere in.

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<v Speaker 3>The supermarket, drop it like it's hot, buy a fire

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<v Speaker 3>in a pub in a pizza restaurant. I'm saying that doesn't.

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<v Speaker 5>Casey stand away, The mother of my two beautiful nephews,

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<v Speaker 5>joins us, am, I am, I right.

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<v Speaker 6>Good morning guys.

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<v Speaker 3>You are right.

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<v Speaker 6>It is a port a little handle has some has

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<v Speaker 6>a suction lid so you can take the content to

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<v Speaker 6>the bathroom. Because Chase, you know what it's like.

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<v Speaker 1>In the early days, take on, can you.

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<v Speaker 6>Go to the toilet? It is quick before you make

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<v Speaker 6>an absolute mess everywhere the floor of a restaurant.

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<v Speaker 3>So you're telling me, case you put that down next

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<v Speaker 3>to the fire at the mount Erica in Armadale and

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<v Speaker 3>let your kid do that in the middle of the restaurant.

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<v Speaker 6>I wouldn't usually do it right in the restaurants. Usually

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<v Speaker 6>take it to the bathroom. So the other thing is

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<v Speaker 6>is that a toilet is quite scary for a little kid.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, I get. But what about in the supermarket?

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<v Speaker 3>Would you do it next to the fruit and ben the.

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<v Speaker 6>You'll have one confession. I was doing a grocery shop

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<v Speaker 6>and this is with Leo in the middle of coals

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<v Speaker 6>full trolley and he was like, I've got to go,

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<v Speaker 6>and I thought, you know what, I'm just going to

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<v Speaker 6>stand here put the porty potty out in the middle

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<v Speaker 6>of the aisle, and he did it in the middle

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<v Speaker 6>of cold.

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<v Speaker 3>No one else is doing I've never saw a kid

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<v Speaker 3>taking a steamerc next to in an avocado aisle. I

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<v Speaker 3>would lose my I would, I would, I would never

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<v Speaker 3>got full trolley, arrest them.

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<v Speaker 4>But it's better than doing it in the aisle. A

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<v Speaker 4>steamer in the aisle.

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<v Speaker 6>He didn't do a steamer, by the way, it was

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<v Speaker 6>just weep.

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<v Speaker 3>But so did he stand up and do it in

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<v Speaker 3>the port Did you have his pants around his own crown?

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<v Speaker 6>Sit down? You have to s boys, it's very hard to.

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<v Speaker 3>Aim in the trolley doing it. But was he in

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<v Speaker 3>the trolley doing it in the trolley?

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<v Speaker 6>So no, no, no, you can put it on the ground.

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<v Speaker 6>I'll send you a photo.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no one's doing it.

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<v Speaker 5>So now Ollie's toilet training, so she takes it everywhere

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<v Speaker 5>she goes.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like a like a gym bag.

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<v Speaker 1>Love your cases.

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<v Speaker 3>I saw you in a nightclub the other night. Would

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<v Speaker 3>you take it?

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<v Speaker 4>They can't take it for me?

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<v Speaker 2>For your brother, Let's go to ash From thirteen twenty fourteen.

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<v Speaker 1>Where did you get so?

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<v Speaker 7>My child has done one in Ikea, because.

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<v Speaker 2>That's how it started. My wife caught my three year

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<v Speaker 2>old about to do one. He did wanted to display

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<v Speaker 2>toilet no.

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<v Speaker 7>Should we wear toilet training? So we had a tour.

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<v Speaker 7>Was just over too when I had a newborn and

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<v Speaker 7>middle of the kids section. She's just like, well, I'm

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<v Speaker 7>going and I was like fuck, what.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, we've had We've had to drop her.

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<v Speaker 3>We did. We dropped a massive Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Her kid dropped. Her kid dropped one in I care.

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<v Speaker 3>She dropped one at eight twenty four in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Off, all right, we've got to take a break. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>come back.

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<v Speaker 3>Her kid did it on the floor and on the floor,

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<v Speaker 3>on the floor.

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<v Speaker 1>And if they.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't, this is like, I'm not being critical because I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know chudged chudging. If they don't know how to

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<v Speaker 3>do it, then don't they stay in a nappy until

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<v Speaker 3>they know how to do it?

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<v Speaker 1>But no, no, no, But you want them out of this.

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<v Speaker 5>The psychology of it is you've got to get them

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<v Speaker 5>out of the nappy to make them, you know, know

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<v Speaker 5>where to go when to go, because if they.

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<v Speaker 2>Were in the nappy, that would just go cool. I'll

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<v Speaker 2>just do it standing up and looking act section.

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<v Speaker 3>Isn't there like an in between of it, there's a

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<v Speaker 3>pull up? You're like a pull up.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, you've got to take him out of it,

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<v Speaker 1>so they like they're in undies.

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<v Speaker 4>You got it, you get it.

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<v Speaker 3>The pa toilet handbag situation has sent me, well, what's.

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<v Speaker 1>Worse having to pick one up off the floor in

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<v Speaker 1>the fruit and vege section.

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<v Speaker 4>I see Jason's on board.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, yeah you Jayce, come on, you wouldn't do that.

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<v Speaker 3>Imagine Jay's standing in the fruit and veg section with

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<v Speaker 3>his portable toilet while his kid.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be honest, I just wouldn't leave the house to

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<v Speaker 2>that toilet.

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<v Speaker 1>Me thirty four.

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<v Speaker 3>Ten't believe your parents hard. Well done, moms and dad's

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<v Speaker 3>out there. You're all doing great jobs.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll go back to your calls on the other side

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<v Speaker 1>of this. Where did you get do a poop? This

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<v Speaker 1>is Nover thirteen, twenty four ten.

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<v Speaker 3>It freaks me out. Toilet training. I don't know how

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<v Speaker 3>your parents do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Where did your kid accidentally take a poop?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't like I don't like talking toilet.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, hey, I'm normally the same, but I just

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<v Speaker 2>found it quite amusing when my wife was like, hey, babe,

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<v Speaker 2>Archie's about to do a pool on the toilet.

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<v Speaker 3>And I can find quite amazing. She called you, babe. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>that happened, only this story is made up.

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<v Speaker 1>Twenty four ten is our number?

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<v Speaker 2>Where did you get accidentally taking pero? We've got calls

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<v Speaker 2>coming through. Let's sad to brighton guys.

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<v Speaker 8>Megan morning, Good morning, guys, love your show.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks Meggs.

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<v Speaker 3>What happens?

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<v Speaker 4>Was it you or your kid or your husband?

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<v Speaker 8>No, thankfully it wasn't me or my husband, but my

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<v Speaker 8>son who was probably about two and a half one

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<v Speaker 8>spring morning. We lived in Sydney on a very busy street,

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<v Speaker 8>lot of pedestrian traffic, and he decided to follow the

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<v Speaker 8>dog into the front yard and relieve himself just like

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<v Speaker 8>a dog on our front corners. People were walking past

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<v Speaker 8>to go to work in the morning, So that's.

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<v Speaker 3>Probably because he sees the dog outside and he's everyone.

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<v Speaker 1>Going, good boy, kick the grass up. But the end you.

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<v Speaker 8>Wanted a good boy, so I think sadly, I just

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<v Speaker 8>was a little bit embarrassed and uttered in inside and

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<v Speaker 8>tried to leave him out.

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<v Speaker 3>It didn't happen, and make him climb through the doggie

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<v Speaker 3>door to get back in. Now, do what I.

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<v Speaker 2>Looded Sarah on Thurday twenty four ten. Good morning, would

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<v Speaker 2>you get accidentally have a pool?

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<v Speaker 9>Hey, guys, So we were fishing down by the river.

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<v Speaker 9>There was no near us whatsoever. My daughter is for

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<v Speaker 9>at this stage in sheer horror. She's just looked and

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<v Speaker 9>screamed at both her dad and I, Mama.

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<v Speaker 10>I need a pooh, I need a poo.

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<v Speaker 3>It's coming, and it's coming.

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<v Speaker 10>We had it's coming. We had to tip. We had

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<v Speaker 10>fish in a clear bucket. We had to pick the

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<v Speaker 10>fish it up and actually we had to then make

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<v Speaker 10>a towel around her area because it's also privacy now

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<v Speaker 10>for a four hour Yes, and she did the biggest

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<v Speaker 10>misster whippy Sunday.

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<v Speaker 1>Right in a clear bucket.

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<v Speaker 6>Did you say clear in a clear bucket?

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<v Speaker 10>We had twenty first.

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<v Speaker 1>The photo. Tell me you didn't keep it?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes?

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<v Speaker 6>Do you have it?

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<v Speaker 3>Please start?

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<v Speaker 10>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>He got it straight into the river.

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<v Speaker 1>People are swimming there.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, you throw it in the river and then you

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<v Speaker 4>go and eat.

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<v Speaker 3>You're doing put in the back of the car and

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<v Speaker 3>driving at home.

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<v Speaker 1>Put in the bead and take it home.

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<v Speaker 3>No, they throw it in the river, for sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Clent's got a good point.

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<v Speaker 3>People were swimming there fishing.

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<v Speaker 1>Fish eat it. You eat a fish, fish, fish. It's like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not. You eat fish.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you eat fish? I'm not.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not.

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<v Speaker 1>For breakfast.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I didn't a bagel, No pool about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you bread sticked. I didn't.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not.

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<v Speaker 3>I am not.

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<v Speaker 1>You're on the air with Jason the pool eater.

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<v Speaker 3>No brow up, both of you.

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<v Speaker 5>You're an adult, Jason, Lauren Lauren wake up feeling good

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<v Speaker 5>following them on the social