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Speaker 1: Good Man in Melbourne.

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Speaker 2: There she goes, just go on six past eight. You

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Speaker 2: are on the air at Nova.

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Speaker 1: It is Jason.

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Speaker 2: Lauren clint is here as well. Got a bit of

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Speaker 2: a stress phone call from the WHAFF.

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Speaker 3: What's happened now?

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Speaker 1: Well, this was yesterday afternoon, just after lunch.

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Speaker 2: She took our three year old Archie, who we affectionately

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Speaker 2: call in our family the liability, which he answers to.

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Speaker 3: He's pretty cute.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, liability.

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Speaker 3: Don't there be many kids like me?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Lou took him to a Kia, big place, big place,

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Speaker 2: a lot of little doors, and you can get lost.

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Speaker 4: In there, things to things to pull, things to push.

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Speaker 1: Things to.

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Speaker 3: Adults can get lost in that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: There's always like a little not a trap door, but

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Speaker 2: there seems to be like a little path halfway through

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Speaker 2: where you can cut in if you want to get out,

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Speaker 2: you follow.

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Speaker 3: The map because if you don't want to go, you

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Speaker 3: don't need to go.

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Speaker 1: You don't need to go into the showering area and

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Speaker 1: stuff after him.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, once you know how to do it, it's quite easy

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Speaker 3: to get through. But if not, you just follow the

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Speaker 3: signs and you therefore that no.

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Speaker 1: But then you end up buying things you don't need.

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Speaker 1: That's the point. We need five hundred tea like candles do.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the strawberry cented ones absolutely do they do.

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Speaker 2: A Strawberry center one. I must go anyway. I got

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Speaker 2: a phone call from Lou Answer the phone. She was

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Speaker 2: in a panic because she lost him in Ikea.

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Speaker 3: Well, maybe he's gone.

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Speaker 2: He's gone, he's run ahead. She was in the betting section.

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Speaker 2: She's looking for him. I'm like, we don't stress. He's

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Speaker 2: in Ikea.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he going down, but you're there right.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Clint? So how are you going to say

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Speaker 1: thank you?

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Speaker 5: Less time on the phone register and as made it,

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Speaker 5: make it an announce Ye, put down your meat balls.

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Speaker 1: We're looking for a kid.

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Speaker 3: Knowing how patronizing you are, I would also then never

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Speaker 3: tell you that I lost to you in Ika.

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Speaker 1: Well here comes the good bit.

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Speaker 2: She found him and I could hear the panic in

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Speaker 2: her voice when she found.

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Speaker 3: Him on while she was on the phone to you. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: so he wasn't he didn't go far.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, where have you found him? He was

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Speaker 2: pulling his pants down and he was about to do

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Speaker 2: a pooh in the display toilet.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, that only happens in movies.

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Speaker 2: That's what I said. I was like, we'll get off

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Speaker 2: the phone and get him to pull his pants up.

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Speaker 1: Don't talk. I can't help.

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Speaker 3: I mean, you can't get crossing him because he was

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Speaker 3: doing the right spot.

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Speaker 2: It was a full bathroom setup, she said. And he

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Speaker 2: he just saw it. And because he's hardcore about you know,

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Speaker 2: he toilet, he's toilet trained and stuff, and every now

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Speaker 2: and then you'd be like, hey, do you need to go?

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Speaker 2: And he's like no, But when he does, he.

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Speaker 3: But also when you see it, you're like, oh, maybe

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Speaker 3: I do need to go.

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Speaker 5: I think I've checked the plumbing in that thing, but honestly,

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Speaker 5: just to see if it's actually.

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Speaker 3: Plastic over I think doesn't.

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Speaker 2: You can't get you try to change the channel on

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Speaker 2: the plastic TV as well.

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Speaker 3: So did we save?

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Speaker 2: We say, she ran over to him and then you

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Speaker 2: took him to a bathroom, but he had full pants down.

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Speaker 2: He was just lifting himself up onto the.

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Speaker 3: Front of everyone.

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Speaker 1: Well are their kids? Kids don't care?

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Speaker 3: Don't they know?

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Speaker 2: We're at a public sort the other day and he

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Speaker 2: did the thing. We're at the movies and he pulls

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Speaker 2: his pants all the way down to his ankles.

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Speaker 1: Oh, you know when you're at the trough. Yeah, so

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Speaker 1: bloats to what age do you pull the pants down? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I'm every now and then I though myself doing it.

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Speaker 1: I burst condition of the ground. Yeah, they could pulled

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Speaker 1: them right down to the ground, no embarrassment.

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Speaker 3: That's what I thought you all did until recently when

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Speaker 4: No, you a quarter down, just a zip. Some people

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Speaker 3: Not archie pants arendt pooing in Ika?

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Speaker 2: Well that's what you do when you're that age thirteen

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Speaker 2: twenty four to ten the surroundom one go with me.

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Speaker 2: Where did your kid do a pooh?

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Speaker 3: Oh? Oh oh whoops? You can't get cross at them?

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Speaker 1: Well that's the thing. Well, we'll hang on, depending where

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Speaker 1: they do it.

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Speaker 3: can be a little bit angry and disupport Jeremy.

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Speaker 5: I only realized recently that the potty goes like it

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Speaker 5: can go everywhere.

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Speaker 1: They've got like.

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Speaker 4: A they've got the plastic seatrets handbag.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you mean, like you go to the pub.

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Speaker 4: And then.

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Speaker 2: There was a famous paparazzi shot of Bigmore when one

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Speaker 2: of her kids was toilet training.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, my sister and brother in law take there's got

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Speaker 5: to handle you carry. No when the kids are present as.

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Speaker 3: Well, you can't take that to the part.

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Speaker 1: You have to have the kids with you.

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Speaker 3: And you just put it next to the fireplace.

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Speaker 1: Way no, no, no, no, no no.

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Speaker 2: It's like a plastic toilet seat, a miniature one, and

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Speaker 2: it sits on top of the normal toilet otherwise they

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Speaker 2: fall in.

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Speaker 6: No.

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Speaker 4: But there's also another one which is like a washout,

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Speaker 4: an actual You're not taking that toilet.

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Speaker 1: You're not doing that next to the table in the restaurant.

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Speaker 4: Got one?

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Speaker 3: Your family do that and they set it up at

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Speaker 3: the table sometimes Yes, no they don't. Case Away would never.

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Speaker 5: There's a that is a carry with your potty and

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Speaker 5: then you cannot you sit and take the under bit

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Speaker 5: of it and go and empty it.

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Speaker 3: What do you walk through a restaurant looking through the.

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Speaker 1: Big sure of it.

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Speaker 4: We'll give her a call.

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Speaker 1: No one is doing no.

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Speaker 3: Way Casey is doing that.

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Speaker 4: I'm sure.

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Speaker 1: Now get your sister on the line. Thirteen twenty fourteen

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Speaker 3: It's not like a handsbag and no one's doing that.

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Speaker 3: And if they are, shame on you.

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Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty fourteen, where did your kid accidentally pack a poop?

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Speaker 1: And we will get Clint's sister on the line next

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Speaker 1: not sure of it next to the table. Yes, morning Melbourne,

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Speaker 1: just going twenty past eight. You're on the air with

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Speaker 1: Jason Lauren.

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Speaker 2: Clint is here as well, and we are asking on

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Speaker 2: thirteen twenty fourteen, where is your child accidentally done a poop?

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Speaker 1: Before we get to that, we just want.

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Speaker 3: To clean up we've got Okay, Clint, you explain what

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Speaker 3: you think your sister is getting around.

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Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure I've seen and this was in situ

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Speaker 5: at the pub when they're toilet training. So when the

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Speaker 5: kids are toilet training, you're encouraging them to go to

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Speaker 5: the toilet obviously in the right space, and they've got

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Speaker 5: to you know, say mummy got.

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Speaker 3: To go for a week, so we'll take you to

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Speaker 5: It's it's urgent and sometimes you're in a place that

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Speaker 5: doesn't have a toilet.

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Speaker 4: Handy, so I.

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Speaker 5: Believe like you would carry a handbag, you carry like

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Speaker 5: a porter potty which.

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Speaker 3: Anywhere.

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Speaker 4: Yep, you drop it anywhere in.

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Speaker 3: The supermarket, drop it like it's hot, buy a fire

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Speaker 3: in a pub in a pizza restaurant. I'm saying that doesn't.

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Speaker 5: Casey stand away, The mother of my two beautiful nephews,

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Speaker 5: joins us, am, I am, I right.

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Speaker 6: Good morning guys.

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Speaker 3: You are right.

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Speaker 6: It is a port a little handle has some has

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Speaker 6: a suction lid so you can take the content to

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Speaker 6: the bathroom. Because Chase, you know what it's like.

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Speaker 1: In the early days, take on, can you.

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Speaker 6: Go to the toilet? It is quick before you make

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Speaker 6: an absolute mess everywhere the floor of a restaurant.

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Speaker 3: So you're telling me, case you put that down next

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Speaker 3: to the fire at the mount Erica in Armadale and

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Speaker 3: let your kid do that in the middle of the restaurant.

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Speaker 6: I wouldn't usually do it right in the restaurants. Usually

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Speaker 6: is that a toilet is quite scary for a little kid.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, I get. But what about in the supermarket?

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Speaker 3: Would you do it next to the fruit and ben the.

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Speaker 6: You'll have one confession. I was doing a grocery shop

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Speaker 6: and I thought, you know what, I'm just going to

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Speaker 6: stand here put the porty potty out in the middle

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Speaker 6: of the aisle, and he did it in the middle

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Speaker 6: of cold.

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Speaker 3: No one else is doing I've never saw a kid

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Speaker 3: taking a steamerc next to in an avocado aisle. I

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Speaker 3: would lose my I would, I would, I would never

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Speaker 3: got full trolley, arrest them.

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Speaker 4: But it's better than doing it in the aisle. A

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Speaker 4: steamer in the aisle.

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Speaker 6: He didn't do a steamer, by the way, it was

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Speaker 3: But so did he stand up and do it in

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Speaker 3: the port Did you have his pants around his own crown?

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Speaker 6: Sit down? You have to s boys, it's very hard to.

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Speaker 3: Aim in the trolley doing it. But was he in

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Speaker 3: the trolley doing it in the trolley?

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Speaker 6: So no, no, no, you can put it on the ground.

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Speaker 6: I'll send you a photo.

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Speaker 3: No, no one's doing it.

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Speaker 5: So now Ollie's toilet training, so she takes it everywhere

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Speaker 5: she goes.

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Speaker 4: It's like a like a gym bag.

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Speaker 1: Love your cases.

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Speaker 3: I saw you in a nightclub the other night. Would

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Speaker 3: you take it?

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Speaker 4: They can't take it for me?

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Speaker 2: For your brother, Let's go to ash From thirteen twenty fourteen.

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Speaker 1: Where did you get so?

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Speaker 7: My child has done one in Ikea, because.

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Speaker 2: That's how it started. My wife caught my three year

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Speaker 2: old about to do one. He did wanted to display

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Speaker 2: toilet no.

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Speaker 7: Should we wear toilet training? So we had a tour.

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Speaker 7: Was just over too when I had a newborn and

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Speaker 7: middle of the kids section. She's just like, well, I'm

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Speaker 7: going and I was like fuck, what.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, we've had We've had to drop her.

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Speaker 3: We did. We dropped a massive Yes.

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Speaker 1: Her kid dropped. Her kid dropped one in I care.

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Speaker 3: She dropped one at eight twenty four in the morning.

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Speaker 1: Off, all right, we've got to take a break. We'll

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Speaker 3: Her kid did it on the floor and on the floor,

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Speaker 1: And if they.

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Speaker 3: Don't, this is like, I'm not being critical because I

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Speaker 3: don't know chudged chudging. If they don't know how to

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Speaker 3: do it, then don't they stay in a nappy until

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Speaker 3: they know how to do it?

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Speaker 1: But no, no, no, But you want them out of this.

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Speaker 5: The psychology of it is you've got to get them

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Speaker 5: out of the nappy to make them, you know, know

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Speaker 5: where to go when to go, because if they.

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Speaker 2: Were in the nappy, that would just go cool. I'll

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Speaker 2: just do it standing up and looking act section.

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Speaker 3: Isn't there like an in between of it, there's a

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Speaker 3: pull up? You're like a pull up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, you've got to take him out of it,

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Speaker 1: so they like they're in undies.

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Speaker 4: You got it, you get it.

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Speaker 3: The pa toilet handbag situation has sent me, well, what's.

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Speaker 1: Worse having to pick one up off the floor in

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Speaker 1: the fruit and vege section.

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Speaker 4: I see Jason's on board.

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Speaker 3: Now, yeah you Jayce, come on, you wouldn't do that.

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Speaker 3: Imagine Jay's standing in the fruit and veg section with

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Speaker 3: his portable toilet while his kid.

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Speaker 2: I'll be honest, I just wouldn't leave the house to

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Speaker 2: that toilet.

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Speaker 1: Me thirty four.

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Speaker 3: Ten't believe your parents hard. Well done, moms and dad's

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Speaker 3: out there. You're all doing great jobs.

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Speaker 1: We'll go back to your calls on the other side

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Speaker 1: of this. Where did you get do a poop? This

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Speaker 1: is Nover thirteen, twenty four ten.

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Speaker 3: It freaks me out. Toilet training. I don't know how

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Speaker 3: your parents do it.

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Speaker 1: Where did your kid accidentally take a poop?

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Speaker 3: I don't like I don't like talking toilet.

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Speaker 2: No, no, hey, I'm normally the same, but I just

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Speaker 2: found it quite amusing when my wife was like, hey, babe,

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Speaker 2: Archie's about to do a pool on the toilet.

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Speaker 3: And I can find quite amazing. She called you, babe. Okay,

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Speaker 3: that happened, only this story is made up.

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Speaker 1: Twenty four ten is our number?

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Speaker 2: Where did you get accidentally taking pero? We've got calls

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Speaker 2: coming through. Let's sad to brighton guys.

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Speaker 8: Megan morning, Good morning, guys, love your show.

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Speaker 1: Thanks Meggs.

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Speaker 3: What happens?

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Speaker 4: Was it you or your kid or your husband?

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Speaker 8: No, thankfully it wasn't me or my husband, but my

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Speaker 8: son who was probably about two and a half one

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Speaker 8: spring morning. We lived in Sydney on a very busy street,

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Speaker 8: lot of pedestrian traffic, and he decided to follow the

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Speaker 8: dog into the front yard and relieve himself just like

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Speaker 8: a dog on our front corners. People were walking past

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Speaker 8: to go to work in the morning, So that's.

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Speaker 3: Probably because he sees the dog outside and he's everyone.

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Speaker 1: Going, good boy, kick the grass up. But the end you.

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Speaker 8: Wanted a good boy, so I think sadly, I just

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Speaker 8: was a little bit embarrassed and uttered in inside and

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Speaker 8: tried to leave him out.

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Speaker 3: It didn't happen, and make him climb through the doggie

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Speaker 3: door to get back in. Now, do what I.

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Speaker 2: Looded Sarah on Thurday twenty four ten. Good morning, would

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Speaker 2: you get accidentally have a pool?

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Speaker 9: Hey, guys, So we were fishing down by the river.

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Speaker 9: There was no near us whatsoever. My daughter is for

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Speaker 9: at this stage in sheer horror. She's just looked and

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Speaker 9: screamed at both her dad and I, Mama.

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Speaker 10: I need a pooh, I need a poo.

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Speaker 3: It's coming, and it's coming.

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Speaker 10: We had it's coming. We had to tip. We had

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Speaker 10: fish in a clear bucket. We had to pick the

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Speaker 10: fish it up and actually we had to then make

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Speaker 10: a towel around her area because it's also privacy now

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Speaker 10: for a four hour Yes, and she did the biggest

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Speaker 10: misster whippy Sunday.

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Speaker 1: Right in a clear bucket.

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Speaker 6: Did you say clear in a clear bucket?

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Speaker 10: We had twenty first.

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Speaker 1: The photo. Tell me you didn't keep it?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 6: Do you have it?

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Speaker 3: Please start?

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Speaker 10: Oh?

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Speaker 3: He got it straight into the river.

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Speaker 1: People are swimming there.

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Speaker 4: Oh, you throw it in the river and then you

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Speaker 4: go and eat.

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Speaker 3: You're doing put in the back of the car and

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Speaker 3: driving at home.

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Speaker 1: Put in the bead and take it home.

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Speaker 3: No, they throw it in the river, for sure.

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Speaker 1: Clent's got a good point.

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Speaker 3: People were swimming there fishing.

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Speaker 1: Fish eat it. You eat a fish, fish, fish. It's like,

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Speaker 1: I'm not. You eat fish.

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Speaker 4: I'm not.

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Speaker 1: Do you eat fish? I'm not.

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Speaker 3: I'm not.

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Speaker 1: For breakfast.

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Speaker 3: No, I didn't a bagel, No pool about it.

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Speaker 1: I thought you bread sticked. I didn't.

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Speaker 3: I didn't.

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Speaker 1: I'm not.

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Speaker 3: I am not.

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Speaker 1: You're on the air with Jason the pool eater.

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Speaker 3: No brow up, both of you.

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Speaker 5: You're an adult, Jason, Lauren Lauren wake up feeling good

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Speaker 5: following them on the social