Speaker 1: Getay morning every day, every lady, General Adelaide, welcome to
Speaker 1: the sagurday. I have a lot. Time's day for a
Speaker 1: night cafe.
Speaker 2: Great to have you on board. Trust that you met
Speaker 2: the General. Yes, yes, he's back security peacock lookday Thursday works.
Speaker 1: Let's just be transparent here. The General had an affair
Speaker 1: with Auvy in the newsroom.
Speaker 2: Completely fine. Look, he's had several incidents involving customers. But
Speaker 2: instead of just flicking him off, he's such a big
Speaker 2: bird with big personality, we thought we'll send him to rehab. Yep,
Speaker 2: sure he's a he's a he's a sex addict. But
Speaker 2: that's fine. Like he's good now, yeah, and he's on
Speaker 2: the straight.
Speaker 1: And hoar, Yeah it's fine. Thirteen twenty four ten. If
Speaker 1: you'd like a week's worth of coffee, you just have
Speaker 1: to navigate the General. But that's okay.
Speaker 2: Do you know what he's Persian as well? Yeah, you
Speaker 2: get away with that sort of stuff. She has an
Speaker 2: exotic bird.
Speaker 1: And when the general's clean, General's great. It's just when
Speaker 1: you know he starts a vider on that.
Speaker 2: Oh is he being super friendly? Is he being a
Speaker 2: bit flu data?
Speaker 1: You've been a bit feathery.
Speaker 2: He's like genuinely licking your face. You're like, well, okay,
Speaker 2: let's just go along.
Speaker 1: Is that? Is that the General or the Brewster?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 2: He also had a couple of meetings with hr exactly.
Speaker 1: It's got an ava from paining him south. Good morning over,
Speaker 1: good morning, welcome to our cafe. Have you been before?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 1: It's a good vibe. Enjoy it, soak it up? Over?
Speaker 2: How'd you go to the General?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yes, what are you having over.
Speaker 5: This morning? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what coffee can you get?
Speaker 1: It's good?
Speaker 2: Actually our specialty so in a pretty good spots.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize you had a specialty. I didn't realize
Speaker 1: you had.
Speaker 2: A special coffee? Really bit? Oh god, what's that?
Speaker 6: What is that?
Speaker 2: Bats again?
Speaker 1: Dear?
Speaker 2: Can you just near my hair? Really gross?
Speaker 1: Can you?
Speaker 2: Can you just get that bad out of your please?
Speaker 2: Open up the door there?
Speaker 1: And goodness for that?
Speaker 2: I watch her for that power line bag? Oh no,
Speaker 2: he's dead.
Speaker 1: If you missed it, missed it earlier?
Speaker 2: What happened? Sorry? Avy is still there? Yeah, we're halfway
Speaker 2: through this coffee, so yeah, you might just have to
Speaker 2: take a water and go home.
Speaker 1: That's all right, we'll fix you up over. Don't worry,
Speaker 1: we'll sort something out.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, bloody bad, unbelievable. Sorry, everyone's got to
Speaker 2: get out. Everyone out of the Saga Day. Have a
Speaker 2: lat a cafe please, I.
Speaker 1: Know, just settle it down. There's so much we can
Speaker 1: do when bats take the power.
Speaker 2: Out every single time. All right, I guess we're trying
Speaker 2: and get the power back on and the sagur Day.
Speaker 2: Have a latro a cafe returns tomorrow, hopefully, hopefully. Oh,
Speaker 2: it just makes his skin crawl.
Speaker 1: Let's talk bats, finally, listen to them.
Speaker 2: Just congregating, plotting, backstabbing.
Speaker 1: This is why we're talking abouts. Okay, so picture this,
Speaker 1: Andrew Hayes. The scene is Brown Hill Creek this week.
Speaker 1: That flies into power lines, dead carcass, falls onto the
Speaker 1: ground yep, still on fire, and then starts a blaze
Speaker 1: through the hills of Brownhill Creek. Now you might go, wow,
Speaker 1: a bat started a fire. Not uncommon, my friend. So
Speaker 1: in fact, last year there were fifty five instances of
Speaker 1: sustained bat outages, affecting seventy two thousand customers.
Speaker 2: You genuine thing one hundred.
Speaker 1: But don't worry because SA power networks are all across it.
Speaker 1: They've got strategies in place, you guys. So this on
Speaker 1: nine News last night.
Speaker 3: Fire cause investigators today finding the charred remains of a
Speaker 3: flying fox, believing the animal came into contact with the
Speaker 3: power line, causing the fire as it hit the ground.
Speaker 3: Bats have become an increasing problem for Say Power Networks,
Speaker 3: which says the state's rapidly growing colony will likely cause
Speaker 3: more power outages this year. We expect this to be
Speaker 3: our worst year for bat related outages.
Speaker 2: You feel like they know what they're doing too.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I don't mean to be disrespectful to the bats. However,
Speaker 1: sometimes when you're doing a new story like that and
Speaker 1: you have to stand there and say bats will cause
Speaker 1: more power outages sustained ones this year, you feel a
Speaker 1: bit silly. Yeah. Anyway, so what about this. I've got
Speaker 1: some batfax for you, So hang on, hang on second, Okay,
Speaker 1: go for it. So you sit settling in South Australia.
Speaker 1: Over a decade ago, Botannic Park, you won't be surprised
Speaker 1: to hear it has become home to forty six thousand,
Speaker 1: forty six thousand flying foxes, also known as fruit bats,
Speaker 1: forming the state's largest megabat colony.
Speaker 2: They love it.
Speaker 6: Whoa.
Speaker 1: And have you ever driven through the parklands at night
Speaker 1: when they all go on the move together? Whoa? And
Speaker 1: you know that that is so disgusting, but they all
Speaker 1: it's actually quite intimidating.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you see there's enough moonlight we can see
Speaker 2: them and you see like the shadows and everything. It's
Speaker 2: it's the stuff out of horror moves.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you go, jeez, the jokers on the move,
Speaker 1: what's going on here?
Speaker 2: Yeah? That bat might just land in your hair and
Speaker 2: bite you on the neck and then boo, you're a vampire.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So most of the outages occur in the early
Speaker 1: hours of the morning, so the young bats get tired,
Speaker 1: they're foraging for food and they land on the electricity
Speaker 1: pole tops for a bit of a rest and then
Speaker 1: boop done yep, which begs the question on thirteen twenty
Speaker 1: four to ten, what did the animal ruin bridge your
Speaker 1: pet ruin?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And our best caller will win an epic fringe pack
Speaker 1: so you can go see Arjibaker, Stephen kam Moss and
Speaker 1: the best of the is it adelaide friens dot com?
Speaker 2: Don years and years ago to have a couple of rabbits.
Speaker 1: Oh, a couple rabbits back on the phone.
Speaker 2: No, no, this is this is when I lived in
Speaker 2: Adelaide and rabbits absolute slaves for chewing through phone calls. Oh,
Speaker 2: phone calls and phone charges.
Speaker 1: I reckon.
Speaker 2: I went through about seven or eight phone charges. And
Speaker 2: on one day, this particular rabbits I've woken up in
Speaker 2: the middle of the night and it was looking at me,
Speaker 2: dead in the eye, just chewing through this charge. And
Speaker 2: then as soon as it was done, scattered left off,
Speaker 2: and I was just thinking, why wasn't in the cage?
Speaker 2: We basically had a couple of free range rabbits.
Speaker 1: No, that's not what I'm thinking. What I am thinking
Speaker 1: is why did you have rabbits as pets.
Speaker 2: I've got no idea. I had rats back in the day.
Speaker 2: We've had rabbits. It was at a guinea pig.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, wow, is this because you were missing home?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Never again though.
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty four ten, So Seid our killer toy kavoodle.
Speaker 1: Yesterday I called her eating some of that silica gel.
Speaker 1: We had some stuff delivered, like the furniture. You know,
Speaker 1: those silica Jel packets. And then this morning she chewed
Speaker 1: through one of Harper's dummies and so she was just
Speaker 1: dry reaching out the front and I'm like, I can't
Speaker 1: deal with this. I'm just gonna leve and go to work.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's great, and lucky for you said she's only
Speaker 2: a tiny dog. She's a big dog. She'ld be in
Speaker 2: all sorts of outrageous stuff. I'm sure Tank and Tory.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a couple of sausage dogs just looking for trouble. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what did they.
Speaker 7: Change through damage? They have a thing for underwear that's
Speaker 7: been worn.
Speaker 2: That's a dog thing.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's a massive dog thing. Tank also tued through
Speaker 7: a one hundred and twenty dollars Mac MacBook charger.
Speaker 1: Oh no, that was fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: What else?
Speaker 7: Yeah, just random bits of stuff. Oh, a library book.
Speaker 7: And I thought i'd get away with it. So I
Speaker 7: borrowed a library book and Tank tewed it like tewed
Speaker 7: a few pages and I thought, oh, they won't know,
Speaker 7: So I sent her back and then I got a
Speaker 7: bloody bill in the thing.
Speaker 1: Say, there's damages to this book?
Speaker 7: He I was one hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what is it?
Speaker 1: Tank? Try and read it? And then went screw it,
Speaker 1: can't read it, just going to eat it.
Speaker 7: I think he just didn't agree with the content in there,
Speaker 7: so he went stuff this and ate it. Yeah, right,
Speaker 7: as he does with most things.
Speaker 1: I mean, twenty four to ten get involved in this
Speaker 1: this morning? What did your pet ruin?
Speaker 2: My dog used to always eat my homework.
Speaker 1: No, not really, Please don't ever do that again.
Speaker 2: Okay, sorry about that.
Speaker 1: Good morning Annie, Good morning Todi.
Speaker 8: And your pet horse, how did you know any that
Speaker 8: she was?
Speaker 1: My fearless owner is allowed to stroke his mane every
Speaker 1: single morning.
Speaker 2: Kill me, gives me a good brush.
Speaker 8: Yes, of course. Well, we had a labytal cross who
Speaker 8: ate like.
Speaker 4: A third of the backseat of the old Commodore station wagon.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, I hate the whole lot there was.
Speaker 8: We had to put the kids on a cushion for years.
Speaker 2: Sorry, that seat belongs to the dog now. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: he won't have any other options.
Speaker 1: That settles the old argument between the kids. Oh I
Speaker 1: want to sit in the middle. I want to sit that. Well,
Speaker 1: you've got no choice the dog sitting there. The dogs,
Speaker 1: thank you, earning. That's going to shane forward to the
Speaker 1: pet ruin.
Speaker 9: Yeah, not as et as a bat mate. But my
Speaker 9: little spoodle wake my passport a day before I was
Speaker 9: going overseas.
Speaker 1: No, what did you do?
Speaker 9: I couldn't do anything, just like postponent to go to
Speaker 9: another month after. So watch your dog's not stupid. Mat
Speaker 9: wanted just to stay home, very very clever.
Speaker 1: What's your spoodle's name?
Speaker 9: Molly?
Speaker 5: Molly?
Speaker 1: How did it get access to it? Is the question? Shane?
Speaker 9: What was on top of the suitcase ready to go
Speaker 9: for in the morning, nearly flight? And meanwhile she said,
Speaker 9: were you not going?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Shane, dogs know, dogs know when you're going away.
Speaker 1: The minute our dog sees a suitcase, it goes absolutely Coco.
Speaker 9: Yeah, incontinent normally.
Speaker 2: There with a dog or two. I'll tell you what
Speaker 2: it was like Indiana who just passed away completely.
Speaker 1: She was so incontinent. But that was a sign that
Speaker 1: it was time. Wasn't it?
Speaker 2: Anything with oodle in it? This well in possible to
Speaker 2: get angry at yahpoodle mordle, Yeah, poodle laboddle.
Speaker 1: All the noodles. Thank you, shan't. Let's go to Andrew.
Speaker 1: What did the pet ruin? Andrew?
Speaker 4: Hey, good morning guys, I've got a puppy dog. And
Speaker 4: she got into the chicken packet and got the little
Speaker 4: plastic bit, the sort of absorbent thing at the bottom
Speaker 4: of the chicken pack and ate that and then did
Speaker 4: this giant kind of half turd half on our brand
Speaker 4: new carpet that we'd put in as part of a
Speaker 4: house renovation. But that wasn't really the main problem. That
Speaker 4: the issue came that as part of the renovation, we
Speaker 4: also got one of those robot vacuum cleaner, and we
Speaker 4: didn't manage to get to the vacuum cleaner and time
Speaker 4: before it kind of ran over. This horrendous message through
Speaker 4: it whole giant herd Tornado.
Speaker 2: What an absolute disaster. What about it? I think they're
Speaker 2: called rumors, those little things, those little auto vacs. What
Speaker 2: about it? That your roomor for the first time, it's
Speaker 2: its first job in your new house. Yeah, Andrew, and
Speaker 2: it's like, whoa.
Speaker 9: We needed a new room for a new.
Speaker 1: Andrew? Was it? It was one of those little silica
Speaker 1: jel packets. Is that what it was?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 4: No, you know when you buy like a packet chicken
Speaker 4: breast and it's got that absorbent kind of it was big.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is intense, Andrew. You need to go to
Speaker 1: the Fringe. After that we're going to give you an
Speaker 1: epic of fringe pack for you. You can go and
Speaker 1: see Archbarker, Stephen Ks and the best of you with
Speaker 1: three mates. Thank you and I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: That's amazing that Robovac had one job to make things better.
Speaker 2: Yeah, still in therapy as well. What about the little
Speaker 2: hybrid half heard, half vomit? What a combination.
Speaker 1: Next guest is Australia's favorite host of Hard Quiz, Taskmaster
Speaker 1: and winner of the prestigious goal log you for the
Speaker 1: most popular person on our Telly. He's the stand up
Speaker 1: king here for the fringe with his news show gear.
Speaker 1: He's not afraid to roast anyone or anything. Please Welcome
Speaker 1: to the studio, Thomas Francis Gleason.
Speaker 2: Tom Gleason, welcome, thank you, thanks for having me on.
Speaker 2: Welcome back to Adelaide.
Speaker 6: To treat to be here. I'm here for the whole month,
Speaker 6: doing the whole thing, doing the fringe for four weeks
Speaker 6: and you have moved in.
Speaker 1: Hey Tom, I'm just gonna I'm going to peel the
Speaker 1: band aid off. In fact, rip it off, okay, because
Speaker 1: I have come across an email that has been sent
Speaker 1: to the Australian Broadcasting Corporation otherwise known as the ABC. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's a bit of solid feedback about your work on
Speaker 1: Hard Quez. Are you ready for this?
Speaker 2: All right? Who sent that to you? The ABC? Yes, auntie, okay,
Speaker 2: just a really wise conservative viewer of the Okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: It's what they call it leaked email. Oh, okay, you're
Speaker 1: ready for this. Whenever Gleason's third rate Hard Quiz show
Speaker 1: is on, Tom Gleeson has never said anything funny in
Speaker 1: his life. He's funny. There's some inverted commas there. Brand
Speaker 1: of smutty, rudeness, lowers the civility and politeness of society,
Speaker 1: anxiety and appeals.
Speaker 6: Only what I'm a third rate show that I'm influencing
Speaker 6: all of society. Yes, so I can't be third rate
Speaker 6: and influencing society. That doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1: Not my words, mate, don't get mad at me, okay,
Speaker 1: civility and politeness of society and appeals only to under
Speaker 1: educated dimwitson. Oh, the emphasis by canned laughter there is
Speaker 1: obviously no audience present of what is supposedly humorous illustrates
Speaker 1: what a basket case the show is. Gleason is just
Speaker 1: another ABC parasite on the public purse. Who would be
Speaker 1: better better employed using his height to get this stack
Speaker 1: shelves in a supermarket? All, don't play, first of all,
Speaker 1: don't play, first of.
Speaker 6: All using my height to stay shells. There are things
Speaker 6: called ladders, so they've forgotten that. And the can laughter
Speaker 6: and no audience they that doesn't make sense. Like in
Speaker 6: every episode of Hard Quiz, I often talk to the audience, right,
Speaker 6: and I'll cut to the audience and you'll see footage
Speaker 6: of them and I'm chatting to them. Okay, So who's
Speaker 6: the under educated dimwit? This person that wrote this email?
Speaker 6: They can't even tell whether an audience is present or not.
Speaker 6: Probably they'll probably come to my sold out show at
Speaker 6: the Adelaide Fringe and go, oh, it's an empty venue.
Speaker 6: Who are these people surrounding you enjoying themselves? They are
Speaker 6: under educated dimwitz and I love them.
Speaker 1: Can I ask that anything? This is use the word
Speaker 1: gentlemen very loosely here, But does that ever cut to
Speaker 1: the bone or are you so impervious to feedback that's
Speaker 1: negative feed.
Speaker 6: It's Hard Quizz's been the highest rating show on the
Speaker 6: ABC for five years. It's won five awards. That email
Speaker 6: means jack to me. It really does. But I mean,
Speaker 6: I love hearing. I love the confidence with which someone
Speaker 6: writes that, Yeah, like it's going to like they've watched
Speaker 6: the show and thought, oh, this will get to him.
Speaker 6: I mean, nothing gets to me. That's the whole point
Speaker 6: of the show, I know. But having said that, turn
Speaker 6: up to my live show. Yeah, and you can hackle. Yeah,
Speaker 6: you may get to me.
Speaker 2: You never know.
Speaker 6: You might just find that little chink in my armor
Speaker 6: and upset me and I'll retire.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I made Tom Gleason cry on stage. No you didn't.
Speaker 2: A bug must have flown into his eyeble real time.
Speaker 2: There is probably one thing we need to tell you this.
Speaker 2: There's one opportunity for Jody to go actually see a show.
Speaker 2: Oh she does know I'm about to say this, but
Speaker 2: she's weighing up. She's got some options.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have thought that you would say this more.
Speaker 1: Tom Gleason was in the room.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you go see Tom Gleason live fantastic show
Speaker 2: or do you play the last game of the year
Speaker 2: for Social Netborn That is the Adelaide Wildcats, be three
Speaker 2: who are going to play finals. By the way, okay,
Speaker 2: I play over forties. Potentially you're doing.
Speaker 1: It's genuinely not over. It's open to everyone. I'll play
Speaker 1: with twenty year olds.
Speaker 2: What time's the game? Is there any twenty year olds?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: The game is at about eight thirty eight thirty.
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, Well, my show's on at six fifty every night,
Speaker 6: so it finishes at seven fifty on the duck. Because
Speaker 6: I'm a professional, so you've got plenty of time to
Speaker 6: watch the show, maybe do a few stretches during it,
Speaker 6: and then you go straight from the show to your game.
Speaker 2: You go happy days.
Speaker 1: Do you want me to come dressed in my uniforms?
Speaker 6: Well, look that sounds like a fetish now, yes, yes,
Speaker 6: I do front row place, Yes crying, Yeah that actually
Speaker 6: that will really throw me.
Speaker 1: He is a woman who is past her forties, someone.
Speaker 6: Who's around my age dressed in something that looks kind
Speaker 6: of like a school uniform will really throw me off.
Speaker 6: I'll be like Chrissy Amphlet's in anyway, that's a reference.
Speaker 6: No one's going to get what I get it because
Speaker 6: I'm old enough to Okay, I know.
Speaker 2: But I'm thinking about your audience. It's an over.
Speaker 6: How good's TikTok, I love. I'm just trying to fit in.
Speaker 6: I'm forty nine. Bloody hell, it's not easy.
Speaker 2: Just Tommy love you love your show as well, does
Speaker 2: so well each and every year. Get some tickets from
Speaker 2: Adelaide Fringe dot Com. Dotte you it's called gear and
Speaker 2: we love that to hear and thank you.
Speaker 1: Just during the last five minutes of your set on
Speaker 1: a Tuesday. If you see you see a woman sprinting
Speaker 1: out in the worldcats you you.
Speaker 6: Know that's me.
Speaker 1: I've got to get there.
Speaker 6: Don't tear attendant. Make sure you're stretched.
Speaker 1: Here's what you're waking up to Adelaide News Today. Serious, Bruce,
Speaker 1: even ath just yet, you're okay, all right, David, it's okay,
Speaker 1: hanging there.
Speaker 2: What are we're talking?
Speaker 1: Don't you look horrified?
Speaker 6: Mate?
Speaker 1: You started you started it.
Speaker 7: We're so mean to each other and I love it.
Speaker 1: All right. What we got on in the news apps okay, So.
Speaker 7: We're going to talk about the Gayser Football Club essentially.
Speaker 7: If you remember last week or the week before, we
Speaker 7: were talking about how the football club had been done
Speaker 7: for serious breaches of the salary cap for between twenty
Speaker 7: eighteen and twenty twenty two, so over two hundred breaches
Speaker 7: of the salary cap. Essentially, what's happened is the Independent
Speaker 7: Salary Cap Commissioner has handed down the recommended penalties for
Speaker 7: the club overnight. They include a fine of one hundred
Speaker 7: and eighty six thousand dollars and the loss of six
Speaker 7: premiership points. Now, obviously we know as a small club
Speaker 7: this would just completely decimate them. Yea, So we're waiting
Speaker 7: to see whether the fines and sanctions will actually be
Speaker 7: will actually be put to them. So yes, it's a
Speaker 7: bit of a wait and see, but that's what they're
Speaker 7: facing at the moment.
Speaker 1: Just quickly googling to see how many premierships they won
Speaker 1: in that time where they were allegedly well they've been
Speaker 1: I'm guilty of breaching this salary cap and I can't
Speaker 1: read this statue, so whatever, let's move on.
Speaker 2: So just just to make a little bit of a
Speaker 2: comment on that. To be able to govern what every
Speaker 2: football club is doing, and I'm talking about every football
Speaker 2: club outside of the AFL, it's really really hard. So
Speaker 2: if you're hearing this for the first time and you're like, well,
Speaker 2: gays are cheating, well no, it's I'm not trying to
Speaker 2: stitch anyone up here, but I'll tell you what, for
Speaker 2: a team, any team in any competition in Australia, let
Speaker 2: alone South Australia, that's one hundred percent going by the rules, right,
Speaker 2: because you've got to do it to survive.
Speaker 7: I think you mentioned, yeah, that you'd be hard pressed
Speaker 7: not to find a club who hasn't been in breach
Speaker 7: of salary cap.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Possibly.
Speaker 2: So now I've got every single club outside of the
Speaker 2: AFL Australia against me. Yeah, that's not what I'm trying
Speaker 2: to do.
Speaker 1: That's cool.
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to say that it's hard to keep
Speaker 2: up with the competition basically when there's a lot of
Speaker 2: stuff going on that we don't know about it.
Speaker 1: And remarkably you've managed to achieve that here on over
Speaker 1: and not yet. So that's amazing.
Speaker 2: I've done digging so many boxes.
Speaker 7: Speaking of footy, though, you've got something else for us, hazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's talk about Joel Smith from the Melbourne Football Clubs. So,
Speaker 2: I mean he was initially in this stage hoping for
Speaker 2: a three months of ban for a positive urine sample
Speaker 2: which is collective. When the Demons defeated Hawthorne by twenty
Speaker 2: seven points in a round twenty three tested positive to cocaine,
Speaker 2: which's a tea what apps. It's since taken a very
Speaker 2: very aggressive turn since then, going about three months, getting
Speaker 2: reduced from four to two to three months. He's now
Speaker 2: been researched by all these sports governments and governing bodies
Speaker 2: and potentially he now gets done for trafficking.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Sport Integrity Australia have come out and basically said
Speaker 7: they're investigating trafficking or attempted trafficking. But essentially that means
Speaker 7: he was trying to offer whatever he had on him
Speaker 7: to his teammates, so not trafficking in the normal sense.
Speaker 2: He is my vibe, so basically possession. And also maybe
Speaker 2: you would say in the situation like this sharing with teammates,
Speaker 2: they've done a probe that they've found all sorts of tech,
Speaker 2: it's incriminating texts to teammates, et cetera. So this went
Speaker 2: from a really nasty band to I mean, who knows
Speaker 2: what he gets.
Speaker 1: From at least drug trafficking jail term.
Speaker 2: Well that's what they're saying as well. I mean what
Speaker 2: happens when does it go from outside of sport into
Speaker 2: something else, and then obviously the start claiming recreational use
Speaker 2: all those types.
Speaker 7: Of things, because the police could also step in then
Speaker 7: and do their own investigations, which I means when the
Speaker 7: criminal criminal side comes into it.
Speaker 1: I definitely don't want to put you on the spot here,
Speaker 1: But is cocaine an issue in the AFL Because I've
Speaker 1: had I won't put you on the spot. I don't
Speaker 1: want to back you into a corner. But I've heard
Speaker 1: that it's preferable I guess to alcohol in the sense
Speaker 1: that you can get up on a Sunday morning and
Speaker 1: go and train, and you don't smell like alcohol, and
Speaker 1: you can master the effects a lot better with this
Speaker 1: drug than perhaps you can do with having a big
Speaker 1: nine in the boost.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I would have a clue, absolutely.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But it's it's a very interesting one, isn't it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: But do something lighter and that is maths. So last
Speaker 1: night straight up? Yeah, yeah, let's really straighten up Ridge,
Speaker 1: as in Ridge from The Bold the Beautiful got married
Speaker 1: last night to Jade, and his choice of words as
Speaker 1: she was walking down the aisle were beyond questionable. Let's
Speaker 1: have a listen, came, I'm a bit nurse.
Speaker 5: About if I'm going to be attracted to her or not.
Speaker 5: It needs to be attracted to her because at the
Speaker 5: end of the day, I'm not going to get hard
Speaker 5: for a personality. So I've tried, it doesn't work. That's
Speaker 5: the number one in my head. I'm not much a
Speaker 5: religious man, but I'll be prayed.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm just thinking that for the first time, I'm
Speaker 2: pretty sure I'm not going to get something for a personality.
Speaker 1: Is that.
Speaker 2: We said, yeah, wow, yeah, way to make the entire
Speaker 2: nation not thinking.
Speaker 1: A good guy despise you, despise you. And then he
Speaker 1: was like he basically produces. Oh. We were saying that,
Speaker 1: like all his mates were chanting like deuce, deuce, as
Speaker 1: if she's decent.
Speaker 7: He in the middle of the vows turned to the
Speaker 7: boys and said, boys, can I get a d.
Speaker 1: Just like that?
Speaker 7: But this is he's twenty seven, Like, I'm sorry, you
Speaker 7: should know better ready, but you were not ready for
Speaker 7: marriage and all the rest of it at twenty seven.
Speaker 7: I think back to when I was twenty seven, did
Speaker 7: not have my life together.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's always a bloke just reducing a woman
Speaker 1: to what she looks like.
Speaker 7: That's the other thing.
Speaker 1: Oh, can I get a d D for you know what,
Speaker 1: Arah d Head? You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 7: I think he said, Oh, I'm looking for nice eyes,
Speaker 7: nice smile and a decent rig And then he said, oh, sorry,
Speaker 7: a tidy rig. I think he's what he said.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, yeah, God does the mother of four girls
Speaker 1: avoid men like that at all? Goss, this is all
Speaker 1: women turning to being lesbians. We said this yesterday.
Speaker 2: There you go, Yeah, fourteen minutes past six. That is
Speaker 2: your post snooze news. Coming up next, Joe's is going
Speaker 2: to drop the first question for the six to fifteen
Speaker 2: Vennie Machine quiz Can I go to a zooze? This
Speaker 2: clean sacked for eating leftover tune a sandwich. She's taken
Speaker 2: legal action. Makes you sick to your stomach, doesn't it
Speaker 2: so clean? And the UK is going to get the
Speaker 2: lawyers in voled after she was fired for eating a
Speaker 2: leftover sandwich from a discarded platter. Her name's Gabriella Rodriguez.
Speaker 2: She's from Ecuador. She was basically been for two years
Speaker 2: cleaning the officers of all these fancy lawyers and she
Speaker 2: was sacked just before Christmas for taking client property without
Speaker 2: authority or reasonable excuse. It's now going to hit the courts,
Speaker 2: which is a bit of an inception thing for the
Speaker 2: law firm itself. But hopefully she wins, and hopefully she
Speaker 2: gets a lot of money because I am firmly on
Speaker 2: her side.
Speaker 4: Are you?
Speaker 2: Absolutely?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 1: If someone has a meeting in the boardroom at work
Speaker 1: there's a plate of sandwich, is no one ever ever
Speaker 1: cleans off that plate ever? And then they park it
Speaker 1: in the kitchen for everyone else to have the leftovers?
Speaker 1: Do you partake?
Speaker 2: I'll do some research as to whose fingers have been
Speaker 2: on the sandwich. Oh okay, but for the most part, yes, absolutely,
Speaker 2: do you?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Absolutely, And I've got an example of as well. And
Speaker 2: I reckon. I've told you this before, and the judgment
Speaker 2: back then was quite fierce. And let's hopefully you've calmed
Speaker 2: down in this space since I remember being at Enzo's
Speaker 2: and sure we'd have two or three beers.
Speaker 1: She was three. You sound like my husband. I just
Speaker 1: had a couple. A couple is anywhere from two to fourteen.
Speaker 1: So where on the scale did that fit?
Speaker 2: Okay, what's the next bracket? It was only just a
Speaker 2: couple of beers, because, as you know, Enzo's do fantastic pizzas, Yes,
Speaker 2: very expensive, very expensive, But if you want a solid,
Speaker 2: good pizza experience, you go to Enso's. So I remember
Speaker 2: turning up there and there was a full pizza sitting
Speaker 2: on the bar with one piece missing. Okay, And through
Speaker 2: much discussion with my colleagues, including the great Bruce Avenue
Speaker 2: I think, and also the bar staff around who gave
Speaker 2: us a solid description of that person who had the pizza,
Speaker 2: we all decided that, yeah, we're going to eat that pizza.
Speaker 2: It was almost cold.
Speaker 1: If you'd let that go to waste, well, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure about eating other people's food after they're
Speaker 1: done with it.
Speaker 2: Well, what if you know that they're a normal clean paper?
Speaker 8: How do you know that?
Speaker 2: Though? Because you asked the bar stuff.
Speaker 1: These are the same people that put nuts on the
Speaker 1: bar day in, day out.
Speaker 2: They don't do not touch those nuts on bars, because
Speaker 2: you know exactly where they've been. Things have been in there,
Speaker 2: They should have been washed, bet on the bathroom, all
Speaker 2: sorts of things. But for a pizza, okay, And even
Speaker 2: if you were as far as going it's a full
Speaker 2: pizza with one slice gone, Even if you took out
Speaker 2: the two slices, next next to slice.
Speaker 1: That's what I do.
Speaker 2: And it went from there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's okay.
Speaker 2: So you might actually do it. So you definitely food
Speaker 2: from strangers.
Speaker 1: No, that is not what I'm saying. The only time
Speaker 1: I'm tempted in this space is almost I'm an absolute
Speaker 1: sucker for a hot chip, just a couple. And so
Speaker 1: you know sometimes when you see, like maybe at the footy,
Speaker 1: when a couple of chips fall under the bench and
Speaker 1: you've seen it unfolded in real time and you go,
Speaker 1: that chip has gone from the fire to that bucket
Speaker 1: and it's fallen on the bench, That's when I'm tempted.
Speaker 2: Okay, just no, no, no, yeah, And as you know,
Speaker 2: with your mean our relationship, it's the biggest dick that
Speaker 2: I have. Yes, possible as you just trying to steal
Speaker 2: my food constantly, sometimes before I've even created it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: sometimes as it's going into my mouth. Yep, you're like
Speaker 2: that parrot just sort of sweeps in gone like a dog,
Speaker 2: jumping up and writing a pringle out of my hand
Speaker 2: every single time, just before it's going.
Speaker 1: To Okay, I will say guilty as charge. However, did
Speaker 1: you just compare me to a dog.
Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely, those little cho hours, That's what I'm saying
Speaker 2: as well. Right, I can picture it right now as well,
Speaker 2: with all the troubles that we've got. My last breath,
Speaker 2: my last breath, my last meal would be what's going
Speaker 2: to be be some chips. I'd be sitting there trying
Speaker 2: to join my chips as my last meal.
Speaker 1: Can I just have a little nibble it?
Speaker 2: And I must rub all of my energy?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 9: Quite what the.
Speaker 8: Fork?
Speaker 1: These are these little things that you see every single
Speaker 1: day and you go, what the fork is going on there?
Speaker 1: Let's do the concert edition this morning, shall we? What
Speaker 1: about this? A pregnant Swifty started experiencing contractions during the
Speaker 1: three hour show, but decided, you know what, I'm going
Speaker 1: to stick this puppy out until the very last song.
Speaker 2: But the baby that was inside was like I want
Speaker 2: to see Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, And I don't know what the last song
Speaker 1: that she sang was it. I don't know love story,
Speaker 1: I don't know what was it produce em I think
Speaker 1: it was Karma, Karma, Karma is my boyfriend. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: baby's like, nah, I'll just hang out in here until
Speaker 1: she sings Karma and then off for the hospital, will
Speaker 1: go and I'll come earthside.
Speaker 2: Then yeah, labor can sometimes these babies know no timing.
Speaker 2: This sense of time is just all I know.
Speaker 1: And that poor woman's probably spent a fortune on tickets,
Speaker 1: was looking forward to it for months and months and months,
Speaker 1: And can you imagine halfway through the corst being like,
Speaker 1: oh no, oh no, it's happening now.
Speaker 2: And what if you seting next to her and you're
Speaker 2: just looking at me like, is she going into laby?
Speaker 2: You just be sitting there looking at her, going what for?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yep. To be fair to Neil, Smith was thirty nine
Speaker 1: weeks and five days pregnant on the Saturday when she
Speaker 1: headed out to the MCG for her for the Eras
Speaker 1: Tour show, and she posted online she was like, thirty
Speaker 1: nine plus five we made it to Taylor Swift, but
Speaker 1: then started having what she thought were Braxton Hicks and
Speaker 1: then went oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no, this is the real deal.
Speaker 2: So it wasn't a totally shocking situation for her thirty.
Speaker 1: Nine weeks and five days, Absolutely not. It would have
Speaker 1: been more shocking if she didn't go into labor at
Speaker 1: that point unbelievable stuff. So let's do this this morning, thirteen,
Speaker 1: twenty fourteen. What did you see at the concert?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's that urrageous things that you've seen. I'll kick
Speaker 2: it off if you don't mind.
Speaker 1: Oh God, here we go.
Speaker 2: Let me take you back to I Reckon. It was
Speaker 2: two thousand and two. We're in Sydney. We're out at
Speaker 2: Home Bush and we're watching the one and only fifty Cent,
Speaker 2: who was there to support Obi Trice. It's better say
Speaker 2: Abi Trice isn't going to too much after that, fifty
Speaker 2: Cent was excellent. But then late in the gig, Yeah,
Speaker 2: one of my mates got absolutely rolled. What do you
Speaker 2: mean he got robbed?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 2: I came up and they had or they said that
Speaker 2: they had a knife, and give me a wallet. So
Speaker 2: he gave him his weal. I think there was like
Speaker 2: fifteen bucks in there, and it wasn't even a good wallet. Hee,
Speaker 2: go for it.
Speaker 1: Take it. You can have my rip curl wallet's fine. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't even care. Be doesn't work anymore.
Speaker 2: It's all pray grows useless. And I saw that because
Speaker 2: I pretended I didn't see it, but I just sort
Speaker 2: of watched the corner of my eye. What am I
Speaker 2: going to do? The guys like, I got a knife?
Speaker 2: What do you mean young too? I don't know the
Speaker 2: ninja skills I know now. I'll tell you what if
Speaker 2: I go back in.
Speaker 1: Time, I tell you what. Though, You've just pretended that
Speaker 1: your mate wasn't getting robbed, and you've just like continued
Speaker 1: to rock out to Obi Trice.
Speaker 2: He came back, what's just happening? So I just got
Speaker 2: rob Oh.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're like, oh, we'll just have mate. I didn't
Speaker 1: even see anything.
Speaker 2: How many people got all that night watching fifty cent?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. He brings the gangster vibes though, doesn't he? Yeah?
Speaker 2: He really, And there was definitely a gangster vibe. You
Speaker 2: should have seen it. That home bush completely filled up
Speaker 2: and there was this weird smell in the air, so weird.
Speaker 2: I never smelled it before.
Speaker 1: Was it like it like did it smell like pine
Speaker 1: or like a tree smell?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like a tree burning, but also like with hair
Speaker 2: mixed into it as well. It's definitely I never experienced
Speaker 2: it before. It was crazy.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what that was thirteen
Speaker 1: twenty four to ten. If you've got no I'm just joking.
Speaker 1: What did you see at the concert with the fork
Speaker 1: the concert edition. Let's go to Ellen pay Ellen.
Speaker 8: Hi, guys, good morning.
Speaker 1: Good morning. What do you see at the concert.
Speaker 8: So we went to the Tailor Swift concert on Friday night,
Speaker 8: which was amazing, and one of the guys they're watching
Speaker 8: is full. Just the tumble down the stairs. He must
Speaker 8: have been a little intoxicated, but Full rolled down the stairs,
Speaker 8: kicked one poor girl in the head and landed on
Speaker 8: my ankle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there he goes.
Speaker 1: Ah ah, Ellen, was this before the concert or after?
Speaker 8: No, this is during the contoli with pit Black. We
Speaker 8: all had to put our porches on so this poor
Speaker 8: guy could get up. He just gets up as if
Speaker 8: nothing's happened, gone back to his seat. It was another drink.
Speaker 2: That's what you do as well, You pretend like nothing happened.
Speaker 2: He's got a compound fracture. Yeah, and he still just
Speaker 2: just walks it off.
Speaker 1: The only thing that can make this story better is
Speaker 1: if he sort of held fell and held his beer
Speaker 1: and didn't spill it.
Speaker 8: No drink in hand, unfortunately, but that would have been
Speaker 8: worth capturing on video for Core.
Speaker 1: Wow, we're going back into on this daisy in time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we welcome to Whacky Wednesday. You're on this Daisy
Speaker 2: version twenty first of February. Joe, Let's go back to
Speaker 2: nineteen o seven. Bondi Surf Baya's Life Saving Club was
Speaker 2: established in Bondi and Sydney. It's the oldest active surf
Speaker 2: life saving club in the world.
Speaker 1: It's interesting, isn't it.
Speaker 2: As far as I know you're, not a single wang
Speaker 2: has ever praised around Bondai. I don't think they exist.
Speaker 2: I reckon they've ever gone there me either. I don't
Speaker 2: know much about what happens in Sydney, but I can
Speaker 2: just assume that that doesn't happen.
Speaker 1: No, is that the one with the pool with ocean
Speaker 1: washes over the pool?
Speaker 2: Is it in a icebergs?
Speaker 1: Icebergs?
Speaker 9: Yes?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, never, I've never seen any.
Speaker 2: Twenty twelve the most tosses of a pancake and one
Speaker 2: that was achieved by Australian Brad Jolly. You managed an
Speaker 2: astounding one hundred and forty tosses at Martin Place in Sydney.
Speaker 1: Which coincidentally is how many tosses you'll see at Icebergs
Speaker 1: You're on weekend, one hundred forty.
Speaker 2: Twenty twenty one. Novak Djokovic one is ninth Australian Open
Speaker 2: tennis title in Melbourne. He is now since one ten.
Speaker 2: I don't think we love Novak as much as we should.
Speaker 1: We probably don't give him as much credit as we should.
Speaker 1: I think it was the whole vaccination thing that everyone went,
Speaker 1: I'm not sure about you.
Speaker 2: But also there was this moment where he was doing
Speaker 2: personations of everyone and there was like, oh, this guy's
Speaker 2: quite funny. And then there's a couple of times we
Speaker 2: just absolutely blew up. Yeah, and he might have blown
Speaker 2: up at some umpires and ball kids and all sorts
Speaker 2: of things like WHOA, what's really going on? Noback? Who
Speaker 2: are you?
Speaker 4: No mind?
Speaker 2: Saw him in Februar twenty first and two thousand, Pure
Speaker 2: Shores by All Saints, which reminds me of the movie
Speaker 2: The Beach, Yes.
Speaker 1: Where they're on the island and you know, things went
Speaker 1: pershapp didn't they.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all sorts of shenannigans.
Speaker 1: It looked idyllic, but more damn, it wasn't that strong
Speaker 1: strong