WEBVTT - "An Absolute Turd Tornado"

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<v Speaker 1>Getay morning every day, every lady, General Adelaide, welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>the sagurday. I have a lot. Time's day for a

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<v Speaker 1>night cafe.

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<v Speaker 2>Great to have you on board. Trust that you met

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<v Speaker 2>the General. Yes, yes, he's back security peacock lookday Thursday works.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's just be transparent here. The General had an affair

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<v Speaker 1>with Auvy in the newsroom.

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<v Speaker 2>Completely fine. Look, he's had several incidents involving customers. But

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<v Speaker 2>instead of just flicking him off, he's such a big

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<v Speaker 2>bird with big personality, we thought we'll send him to rehab. Yep,

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<v Speaker 2>sure he's a he's a he's a sex addict. But

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<v Speaker 2>that's fine. Like he's good now, yeah, and he's on

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<v Speaker 2>the straight.

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<v Speaker 1>And hoar, Yeah it's fine. Thirteen twenty four ten. If

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<v Speaker 1>you'd like a week's worth of coffee, you just have

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<v Speaker 1>to navigate the General. But that's okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what he's Persian as well? Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 2>get away with that sort of stuff. She has an

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<v Speaker 2>exotic bird.

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<v Speaker 1>And when the general's clean, General's great. It's just when

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<v Speaker 1>you know he starts a vider on that.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh is he being super friendly? Is he being a

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<v Speaker 2>bit flu data?

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<v Speaker 1>You've been a bit feathery.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like genuinely licking your face. You're like, well, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>let's just go along.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that? Is that the General or the Brewster?

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<v Speaker 3>What?

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<v Speaker 2>He also had a couple of meetings with hr exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>It's got an ava from paining him south. Good morning over,

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<v Speaker 1>good morning, welcome to our cafe. Have you been before?

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<v Speaker 4>You know?

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<v Speaker 1>It's a good vibe. Enjoy it, soak it up? Over?

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<v Speaker 2>How'd you go to the General?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Yes, what are you having over.

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<v Speaker 5>This morning? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what coffee can you get?

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<v Speaker 1>It's good?

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<v Speaker 2>Actually our specialty so in a pretty good spots.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't realize you had a specialty. I didn't realize

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<v Speaker 1>you had.

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<v Speaker 2>A special coffee? Really bit? Oh god, what's that?

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<v Speaker 6>What is that?

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<v Speaker 2>Bats again?

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<v Speaker 1>Dear?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you just near my hair? Really gross?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you just get that bad out of your please?

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<v Speaker 2>Open up the door there?

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<v Speaker 1>And goodness for that?

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<v Speaker 2>I watch her for that power line bag? Oh no,

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<v Speaker 2>he's dead.

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<v Speaker 1>If you missed it, missed it earlier?

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<v Speaker 2>What happened? Sorry? Avy is still there? Yeah, we're halfway

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<v Speaker 2>through this coffee, so yeah, you might just have to

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<v Speaker 2>take a water and go home.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all right, we'll fix you up over. Don't worry,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll sort something out.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, bloody bad, unbelievable. Sorry, everyone's got to

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<v Speaker 2>get out. Everyone out of the Saga Day. Have a

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<v Speaker 2>lat a cafe please, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Know, just settle it down. There's so much we can

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<v Speaker 1>do when bats take the power.

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<v Speaker 2>Out every single time. All right, I guess we're trying

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<v Speaker 2>and get the power back on and the sagur Day.

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<v Speaker 2>Have a latro a cafe returns tomorrow, hopefully, hopefully. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>it just makes his skin crawl.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's talk bats, finally, listen to them.

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<v Speaker 2>Just congregating, plotting, backstabbing.

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<v Speaker 1>This is why we're talking abouts. Okay, so picture this,

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<v Speaker 1>Andrew Hayes. The scene is Brown Hill Creek this week.

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<v Speaker 1>That flies into power lines, dead carcass, falls onto the

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<v Speaker 1>ground yep, still on fire, and then starts a blaze

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<v Speaker 1>through the hills of Brownhill Creek. Now you might go, wow,

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<v Speaker 1>a bat started a fire. Not uncommon, my friend. So

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<v Speaker 1>in fact, last year there were fifty five instances of

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<v Speaker 1>sustained bat outages, affecting seventy two thousand customers.

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<v Speaker 2>You genuine thing one hundred.

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<v Speaker 1>But don't worry because SA power networks are all across it.

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<v Speaker 1>They've got strategies in place, you guys. So this on

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<v Speaker 1>nine News last night.

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<v Speaker 3>Fire cause investigators today finding the charred remains of a

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<v Speaker 3>flying fox, believing the animal came into contact with the

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<v Speaker 3>power line, causing the fire as it hit the ground.

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<v Speaker 3>Bats have become an increasing problem for Say Power Networks,

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<v Speaker 3>which says the state's rapidly growing colony will likely cause

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<v Speaker 3>more power outages this year. We expect this to be

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<v Speaker 3>our worst year for bat related outages.

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<v Speaker 2>You feel like they know what they're doing too.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, I don't mean to be disrespectful to the bats. However,

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes when you're doing a new story like that and

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<v Speaker 1>you have to stand there and say bats will cause

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<v Speaker 1>more power outages sustained ones this year, you feel a

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<v Speaker 1>bit silly. Yeah. Anyway, so what about this. I've got

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<v Speaker 1>some batfax for you, So hang on, hang on second, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>go for it. So you sit settling in South Australia.

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<v Speaker 1>Over a decade ago, Botannic Park, you won't be surprised

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<v Speaker 1>to hear it has become home to forty six thousand,

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<v Speaker 1>forty six thousand flying foxes, also known as fruit bats,

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<v Speaker 1>forming the state's largest megabat colony.

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<v Speaker 2>They love it.

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<v Speaker 6>Whoa.

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<v Speaker 1>And have you ever driven through the parklands at night

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<v Speaker 1>when they all go on the move together? Whoa? And

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<v Speaker 1>you know that that is so disgusting, but they all

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<v Speaker 1>it's actually quite intimidating.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because you see there's enough moonlight we can see

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<v Speaker 2>them and you see like the shadows and everything. It's

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<v Speaker 2>it's the stuff out of horror moves.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and you go, jeez, the jokers on the move,

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<v Speaker 1>what's going on here?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? That bat might just land in your hair and

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<v Speaker 2>bite you on the neck and then boo, you're a vampire.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So most of the outages occur in the early

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<v Speaker 1>hours of the morning, so the young bats get tired,

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<v Speaker 1>they're foraging for food and they land on the electricity

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<v Speaker 1>pole tops for a bit of a rest and then

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<v Speaker 1>boop done yep, which begs the question on thirteen twenty

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<v Speaker 1>four to ten, what did the animal ruin bridge your

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<v Speaker 1>pet ruin?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Don years and years ago to have a couple of rabbits.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, a couple rabbits back on the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, this is this is when I lived in

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<v Speaker 2>Adelaide and rabbits absolute slaves for chewing through phone calls. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>phone calls and phone charges.

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<v Speaker 1>I reckon.

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<v Speaker 2>I went through about seven or eight phone charges. And

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<v Speaker 2>on one day, this particular rabbits I've woken up in

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<v Speaker 2>the middle of the night and it was looking at me,

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<v Speaker 2>dead in the eye, just chewing through this charge. And

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<v Speaker 2>then as soon as it was done, scattered left off,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was just thinking, why wasn't in the cage?

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<v Speaker 2>We basically had a couple of free range rabbits.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's not what I'm thinking. What I am thinking

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<v Speaker 1>is why did you have rabbits as pets.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got no idea. I had rats back in the day.

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<v Speaker 2>We've had rabbits. It was at a guinea pig.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, wow, is this because you were missing home?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Never again though.

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<v Speaker 1>Thirteen twenty four ten, So Seid our killer toy kavoodle.

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<v Speaker 1>Yesterday I called her eating some of that silica gel.

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<v Speaker 1>We had some stuff delivered, like the furniture. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>those silica Jel packets. And then this morning she chewed

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<v Speaker 1>through one of Harper's dummies and so she was just

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<v Speaker 1>dry reaching out the front and I'm like, I can't

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<v Speaker 1>deal with this. I'm just gonna leve and go to work.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah that's great, and lucky for you said she's only

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<v Speaker 2>a tiny dog. She's a big dog. She'ld be in

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<v Speaker 2>all sorts of outrageous stuff. I'm sure Tank and Tory.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, a couple of sausage dogs just looking for trouble. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>what did they.

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<v Speaker 7>Change through damage? They have a thing for underwear that's

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<v Speaker 7>been worn.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a dog thing.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, that's a massive dog thing. Tank also tued through

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<v Speaker 7>a one hundred and twenty dollars Mac MacBook charger.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, that was fun.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>What else?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, just random bits of stuff. Oh, a library book.

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<v Speaker 7>And I thought i'd get away with it. So I

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<v Speaker 7>borrowed a library book and Tank tewed it like tewed

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<v Speaker 7>a few pages and I thought, oh, they won't know,

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<v Speaker 7>So I sent her back and then I got a

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<v Speaker 7>bloody bill in the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Say, there's damages to this book?

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<v Speaker 7>He I was one hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Tank? Try and read it? And then went screw it,

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<v Speaker 1>can't read it, just going to eat it.

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<v Speaker 7>I think he just didn't agree with the content in there,

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<v Speaker 7>so he went stuff this and ate it. Yeah, right,

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<v Speaker 7>as he does with most things.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, twenty four to ten get involved in this

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<v Speaker 1>this morning? What did your pet ruin?

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<v Speaker 2>My dog used to always eat my homework.

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<v Speaker 1>No, not really, Please don't ever do that again.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, sorry about that.

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning Annie, Good morning Todi.

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<v Speaker 8>And your pet horse, how did you know any that

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<v Speaker 8>she was?

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<v Speaker 1>My fearless owner is allowed to stroke his mane every

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<v Speaker 1>single morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Kill me, gives me a good brush.

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<v Speaker 8>Yes, of course. Well, we had a labytal cross who

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<v Speaker 8>ate like.

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<v Speaker 4>A third of the backseat of the old Commodore station wagon.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh my god, I hate the whole lot there was.

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<v Speaker 8>We had to put the kids on a cushion for years.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, that seat belongs to the dog now. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 2>he won't have any other options.

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<v Speaker 1>That settles the old argument between the kids. Oh I

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<v Speaker 1>want to sit in the middle. I want to sit that. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you've got no choice the dog sitting there. The dogs,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, earning. That's going to shane forward to the

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<v Speaker 1>pet ruin.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, not as et as a bat mate. But my

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<v Speaker 9>little spoodle wake my passport a day before I was

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<v Speaker 9>going overseas.

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<v Speaker 1>No, what did you do?

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<v Speaker 9>I couldn't do anything, just like postponent to go to

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<v Speaker 9>another month after. So watch your dog's not stupid. Mat

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<v Speaker 9>wanted just to stay home, very very clever.

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<v Speaker 1>What's your spoodle's name?

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<v Speaker 9>Molly?

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<v Speaker 5>Molly?

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<v Speaker 1>How did it get access to it? Is the question? Shane?

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<v Speaker 9>What was on top of the suitcase ready to go

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<v Speaker 9>for in the morning, nearly flight? And meanwhile she said,

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<v Speaker 9>were you not going?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Shane, dogs know, dogs know when you're going away.

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<v Speaker 1>The minute our dog sees a suitcase, it goes absolutely Coco.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, incontinent normally.

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<v Speaker 2>There with a dog or two. I'll tell you what

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<v Speaker 2>it was like Indiana who just passed away completely.

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<v Speaker 1>She was so incontinent. But that was a sign that

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<v Speaker 1>it was time. Wasn't it?

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<v Speaker 2>Anything with oodle in it? This well in possible to

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<v Speaker 2>get angry at yahpoodle mordle, Yeah, poodle laboddle.

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<v Speaker 1>All the noodles. Thank you, shan't. Let's go to Andrew.

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<v Speaker 1>What did the pet ruin? Andrew?

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, good morning guys, I've got a puppy dog. And

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<v Speaker 4>she got into the chicken packet and got the little

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<v Speaker 4>plastic bit, the sort of absorbent thing at the bottom

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<v Speaker 4>of the chicken pack and ate that and then did

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<v Speaker 4>this giant kind of half turd half on our brand

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<v Speaker 4>new carpet that we'd put in as part of a

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<v Speaker 4>house renovation. But that wasn't really the main problem. That

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<v Speaker 4>the issue came that as part of the renovation, we

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<v Speaker 4>also got one of those robot vacuum cleaner, and we

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<v Speaker 4>didn't manage to get to the vacuum cleaner and time

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<v Speaker 4>before it kind of ran over. This horrendous message through

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<v Speaker 4>it whole giant herd Tornado.

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<v Speaker 2>What an absolute disaster. What about it? I think they're

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<v Speaker 2>called rumors, those little things, those little auto vacs. What

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<v Speaker 2>about it? That your roomor for the first time, it's

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<v Speaker 2>its first job in your new house. Yeah, Andrew, and

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<v Speaker 2>it's like, whoa.

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<v Speaker 9>We needed a new room for a new.

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<v Speaker 1>Andrew? Was it? It was one of those little silica

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<v Speaker 1>jel packets. Is that what it was?

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<v Speaker 9>No?

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<v Speaker 4>No, you know when you buy like a packet chicken

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<v Speaker 4>breast and it's got that absorbent kind of it was big.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that is intense, Andrew. You need to go to

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<v Speaker 1>the Fringe. After that we're going to give you an

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<v Speaker 1>epic of fringe pack for you. You can go and

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<v Speaker 1>see Archbarker, Stephen Ks and the best of you with

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<v Speaker 1>three mates. Thank you and I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>That's amazing that Robovac had one job to make things better.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, still in therapy as well. What about the little

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<v Speaker 2>hybrid half heard, half vomit? What a combination.

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<v Speaker 1>Next guest is Australia's favorite host of Hard Quiz, Taskmaster

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<v Speaker 1>and winner of the prestigious goal log you for the

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<v Speaker 1>most popular person on our Telly. He's the stand up

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<v Speaker 1>king here for the fringe with his news show gear.

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<v Speaker 1>He's not afraid to roast anyone or anything. Please Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to the studio, Thomas Francis Gleason.

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<v Speaker 2>Tom Gleason, welcome, thank you, thanks for having me on.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome back to Adelaide.

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<v Speaker 6>To treat to be here. I'm here for the whole month,

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<v Speaker 6>doing the whole thing, doing the fringe for four weeks

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<v Speaker 6>and you have moved in.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey Tom, I'm just gonna I'm going to peel the

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<v Speaker 1>band aid off. In fact, rip it off, okay, because

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<v Speaker 1>I have come across an email that has been sent

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<v Speaker 1>to the Australian Broadcasting Corporation otherwise known as the ABC. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a bit of solid feedback about your work on

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<v Speaker 1>Hard Quez. Are you ready for this?

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<v Speaker 2>All right? Who sent that to you? The ABC? Yes, auntie, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>just a really wise conservative viewer of the Okay, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>It's what they call it leaked email. Oh, okay, you're

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<v Speaker 1>ready for this. Whenever Gleason's third rate Hard Quiz show

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<v Speaker 1>is on, Tom Gleeson has never said anything funny in

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<v Speaker 1>his life. He's funny. There's some inverted commas there. Brand

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<v Speaker 1>of smutty, rudeness, lowers the civility and politeness of society,

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<v Speaker 1>anxiety and appeals.

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<v Speaker 6>Only what I'm a third rate show that I'm influencing

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<v Speaker 6>all of society. Yes, so I can't be third rate

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<v Speaker 6>and influencing society. That doesn't make sense.

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<v Speaker 1>Not my words, mate, don't get mad at me, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>civility and politeness of society and appeals only to under

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<v Speaker 1>educated dimwitson. Oh, the emphasis by canned laughter there is

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<v Speaker 1>obviously no audience present of what is supposedly humorous illustrates

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<v Speaker 1>what a basket case the show is. Gleason is just

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<v Speaker 1>another ABC parasite on the public purse. Who would be

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<v Speaker 1>better better employed using his height to get this stack

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<v Speaker 1>shelves in a supermarket? All, don't play, first of all,

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<v Speaker 1>don't play, first of.

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<v Speaker 6>All using my height to stay shells. There are things

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<v Speaker 6>called ladders, so they've forgotten that. And the can laughter

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<v Speaker 6>and no audience they that doesn't make sense. Like in

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<v Speaker 6>every episode of Hard Quiz, I often talk to the audience, right,

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<v Speaker 6>and I'll cut to the audience and you'll see footage

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<v Speaker 6>of them and I'm chatting to them. Okay, So who's

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<v Speaker 6>the under educated dimwit? This person that wrote this email?

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<v Speaker 6>They can't even tell whether an audience is present or not.

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<v Speaker 6>Probably they'll probably come to my sold out show at

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<v Speaker 6>the Adelaide Fringe and go, oh, it's an empty venue.

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<v Speaker 6>Who are these people surrounding you enjoying themselves? They are

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<v Speaker 6>under educated dimwitz and I love them.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I ask that anything? This is use the word

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<v Speaker 1>gentlemen very loosely here, But does that ever cut to

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<v Speaker 1>the bone or are you so impervious to feedback that's

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<v Speaker 1>negative feed.

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<v Speaker 6>It's Hard Quizz's been the highest rating show on the

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<v Speaker 6>ABC for five years. It's won five awards. That email

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<v Speaker 6>means jack to me. It really does. But I mean,

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<v Speaker 6>I love hearing. I love the confidence with which someone

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<v Speaker 6>writes that, Yeah, like it's going to like they've watched

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<v Speaker 6>the show and thought, oh, this will get to him.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, nothing gets to me. That's the whole point

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<v Speaker 6>of the show, I know. But having said that, turn

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<v Speaker 6>up to my live show. Yeah, and you can hackle. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>you may get to me.

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<v Speaker 2>You never know.

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<v Speaker 6>You might just find that little chink in my armor

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<v Speaker 6>and upset me and I'll retire.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I made Tom Gleason cry on stage. No you didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>A bug must have flown into his eyeble real time.

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<v Speaker 2>There is probably one thing we need to tell you this.

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<v Speaker 2>There's one opportunity for Jody to go actually see a show.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh she does know I'm about to say this, but

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<v Speaker 2>she's weighing up. She's got some options.

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't have thought that you would say this more.

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<v Speaker 1>Tom Gleason was in the room.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, do you go see Tom Gleason live fantastic show

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<v Speaker 2>or do you play the last game of the year

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<v Speaker 2>for Social Netborn That is the Adelaide Wildcats, be three

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<v Speaker 2>who are going to play finals. By the way, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I play over forties. Potentially you're doing.

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<v Speaker 1>It's genuinely not over. It's open to everyone. I'll play

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<v Speaker 1>with twenty year olds.

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<v Speaker 2>What time's the game? Is there any twenty year olds?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>The game is at about eight thirty eight thirty.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, okay, Well, my show's on at six fifty every night,

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<v Speaker 6>so it finishes at seven fifty on the duck. Because

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<v Speaker 6>I'm a professional, so you've got plenty of time to

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<v Speaker 6>watch the show, maybe do a few stretches during it,

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<v Speaker 6>and then you go straight from the show to your game.

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<v Speaker 2>You go happy days.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want me to come dressed in my uniforms?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, look that sounds like a fetish now, yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 6>I do front row place, Yes crying, Yeah that actually

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<v Speaker 6>that will really throw me.

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<v Speaker 1>He is a woman who is past her forties, someone.

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<v Speaker 6>Who's around my age dressed in something that looks kind

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<v Speaker 6>of like a school uniform will really throw me off.

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<v Speaker 6>I'll be like Chrissy Amphlet's in anyway, that's a reference.

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<v Speaker 6>No one's going to get what I get it because

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<v Speaker 6>I'm old enough to Okay, I know.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm thinking about your audience. It's an over.

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<v Speaker 6>How good's TikTok, I love. I'm just trying to fit in.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm forty nine. Bloody hell, it's not easy.

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<v Speaker 2>Just Tommy love you love your show as well, does

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<v Speaker 2>so well each and every year. Get some tickets from

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<v Speaker 2>Adelaide Fringe dot Com. Dotte you it's called gear and

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<v Speaker 2>we love that to hear and thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Just during the last five minutes of your set on

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<v Speaker 1>a Tuesday. If you see you see a woman sprinting

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<v Speaker 1>out in the worldcats you you.

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<v Speaker 6>Know that's me.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got to get there.

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<v Speaker 6>Don't tear attendant. Make sure you're stretched.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's what you're waking up to Adelaide News Today. Serious, Bruce,

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<v Speaker 1>even ath just yet, you're okay, all right, David, it's okay,

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<v Speaker 1>hanging there.

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<v Speaker 2>What are we're talking?

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<v Speaker 1>Don't you look horrified?

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<v Speaker 6>Mate?

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<v Speaker 1>You started you started it.

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<v Speaker 7>We're so mean to each other and I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>All right. What we got on in the news apps okay, So.

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<v Speaker 7>We're going to talk about the Gayser Football Club essentially.

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<v Speaker 7>If you remember last week or the week before, we

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<v Speaker 7>were talking about how the football club had been done

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<v Speaker 7>for serious breaches of the salary cap for between twenty

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<v Speaker 7>eighteen and twenty twenty two, so over two hundred breaches

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<v Speaker 7>of the salary cap. Essentially, what's happened is the Independent

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<v Speaker 7>Salary Cap Commissioner has handed down the recommended penalties for

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<v Speaker 7>the club overnight. They include a fine of one hundred

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<v Speaker 7>and eighty six thousand dollars and the loss of six

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<v Speaker 7>premiership points. Now, obviously we know as a small club

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<v Speaker 7>this would just completely decimate them. Yea, So we're waiting

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<v Speaker 7>to see whether the fines and sanctions will actually be

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<v Speaker 7>will actually be put to them. So yes, it's a

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<v Speaker 7>bit of a wait and see, but that's what they're

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<v Speaker 7>facing at the moment.

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<v Speaker 1>Just quickly googling to see how many premierships they won

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<v Speaker 1>in that time where they were allegedly well they've been

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<v Speaker 1>I'm guilty of breaching this salary cap and I can't

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<v Speaker 1>read this statue, so whatever, let's move on.

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<v Speaker 2>So just just to make a little bit of a

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<v Speaker 2>comment on that. To be able to govern what every

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<v Speaker 2>football club is doing, and I'm talking about every football

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<v Speaker 2>club outside of the AFL, it's really really hard. So

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<v Speaker 2>if you're hearing this for the first time and you're like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>gays are cheating, well no, it's I'm not trying to

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<v Speaker 2>stitch anyone up here, but I'll tell you what, for

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<v Speaker 2>a team, any team in any competition in Australia, let

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<v Speaker 2>alone South Australia, that's one hundred percent going by the rules, right,

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<v Speaker 2>because you've got to do it to survive.

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<v Speaker 7>I think you mentioned, yeah, that you'd be hard pressed

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<v Speaker 7>not to find a club who hasn't been in breach

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<v Speaker 7>of salary cap.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>Possibly.

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<v Speaker 2>So now I've got every single club outside of the

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<v Speaker 2>AFL Australia against me. Yeah, that's not what I'm trying

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<v Speaker 2>to do.

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<v Speaker 1>That's cool.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just trying to say that it's hard to keep

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<v Speaker 2>up with the competition basically when there's a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>stuff going on that we don't know about it.

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<v Speaker 1>And remarkably you've managed to achieve that here on over

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<v Speaker 1>and not yet. So that's amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>I've done digging so many boxes.

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<v Speaker 7>Speaking of footy, though, you've got something else for us, hazy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, let's talk about Joel Smith from the Melbourne Football Clubs. So,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean he was initially in this stage hoping for

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<v Speaker 2>a three months of ban for a positive urine sample

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<v Speaker 2>which is collective. When the Demons defeated Hawthorne by twenty

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<v Speaker 2>seven points in a round twenty three tested positive to cocaine,

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<v Speaker 2>which's a tea what apps. It's since taken a very

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<v Speaker 2>very aggressive turn since then, going about three months, getting

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<v Speaker 2>reduced from four to two to three months. He's now

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<v Speaker 2>been researched by all these sports governments and governing bodies

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<v Speaker 2>and potentially he now gets done for trafficking.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, Sport Integrity Australia have come out and basically said

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<v Speaker 7>they're investigating trafficking or attempted trafficking. But essentially that means

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<v Speaker 7>he was trying to offer whatever he had on him

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<v Speaker 7>to his teammates, so not trafficking in the normal sense.

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<v Speaker 2>He is my vibe, so basically possession. And also maybe

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<v Speaker 2>you would say in the situation like this sharing with teammates,

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<v Speaker 2>they've done a probe that they've found all sorts of tech,

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<v Speaker 2>it's incriminating texts to teammates, et cetera. So this went

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<v Speaker 2>from a really nasty band to I mean, who knows

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<v Speaker 2>what he gets.

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<v Speaker 1>From at least drug trafficking jail term.

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<v Speaker 2>Well that's what they're saying as well. I mean what

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<v Speaker 2>happens when does it go from outside of sport into

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<v Speaker 2>something else, and then obviously the start claiming recreational use

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<v Speaker 2>all those types.

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<v Speaker 7>Of things, because the police could also step in then

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<v Speaker 7>and do their own investigations, which I means when the

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<v Speaker 7>criminal criminal side comes into it.

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<v Speaker 1>I definitely don't want to put you on the spot here,

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<v Speaker 1>But is cocaine an issue in the AFL Because I've

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<v Speaker 1>had I won't put you on the spot. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to back you into a corner. But I've heard

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<v Speaker 1>that it's preferable I guess to alcohol in the sense

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<v Speaker 1>that you can get up on a Sunday morning and

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<v Speaker 1>go and train, and you don't smell like alcohol, and

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<v Speaker 1>you can master the effects a lot better with this

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<v Speaker 1>drug than perhaps you can do with having a big

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<v Speaker 1>nine in the boost.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, I would have a clue, absolutely.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, But it's it's a very interesting one, isn't it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>But do something lighter and that is maths. So last

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<v Speaker 1>night straight up? Yeah, yeah, let's really straighten up Ridge,

0:22:09.880 --> 0:22:11.879
<v Speaker 1>as in Ridge from The Bold the Beautiful got married

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<v Speaker 1>last night to Jade, and his choice of words as

0:22:15.520 --> 0:22:19.000
<v Speaker 1>she was walking down the aisle were beyond questionable. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>have a listen, came, I'm a bit nurse.

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<v Speaker 5>About if I'm going to be attracted to her or not.

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<v Speaker 5>It needs to be attracted to her because at the

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<v Speaker 5>end of the day, I'm not going to get hard

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<v Speaker 5>for a personality. So I've tried, it doesn't work. That's

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<v Speaker 5>the number one in my head. I'm not much a

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<v Speaker 5>religious man, but I'll be prayed.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm just thinking that for the first time, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>pretty sure I'm not going to get something for a personality.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that.

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<v Speaker 2>We said, yeah, wow, yeah, way to make the entire

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<v Speaker 2>nation not thinking.

0:22:41.720 --> 0:22:45.800
<v Speaker 1>A good guy despise you, despise you. And then he

0:22:46.040 --> 0:22:49.520
<v Speaker 1>was like he basically produces. Oh. We were saying that,

0:22:50.080 --> 0:22:53.880
<v Speaker 1>like all his mates were chanting like deuce, deuce, as

0:22:53.920 --> 0:22:54.720
<v Speaker 1>if she's decent.

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<v Speaker 7>He in the middle of the vows turned to the

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<v Speaker 7>boys and said, boys, can I get a d.

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<v Speaker 1>Just like that?

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<v Speaker 7>But this is he's twenty seven, Like, I'm sorry, you

0:23:07.480 --> 0:23:10.320
<v Speaker 7>should know better ready, but you were not ready for

0:23:10.520 --> 0:23:12.560
<v Speaker 7>marriage and all the rest of it at twenty seven.

0:23:12.720 --> 0:23:15.879
<v Speaker 7>I think back to when I was twenty seven, did

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<v Speaker 7>not have my life together.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but it's always a bloke just reducing a woman

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<v Speaker 1>to what she looks like.

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<v Speaker 7>That's the other thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, can I get a d D for you know what,

0:23:24.800 --> 0:23:27.399
<v Speaker 1>Arah d Head? You know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 7>I think he said, Oh, I'm looking for nice eyes,

0:23:30.640 --> 0:23:34.160
<v Speaker 7>nice smile and a decent rig And then he said, oh, sorry,

0:23:34.160 --> 0:23:35.760
<v Speaker 7>a tidy rig. I think he's what he said.

0:23:36.200 --> 0:23:39.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, wow, yeah, God does the mother of four girls

0:23:39.880 --> 0:23:42.520
<v Speaker 1>avoid men like that at all? Goss, this is all

0:23:42.800 --> 0:23:45.880
<v Speaker 1>women turning to being lesbians. We said this yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>There you go, Yeah, fourteen minutes past six. That is

0:23:48.720 --> 0:23:51.399
<v Speaker 2>your post snooze news. Coming up next, Joe's is going

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<v Speaker 2>to drop the first question for the six to fifteen

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<v Speaker 2>Vennie Machine quiz Can I go to a zooze? This

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<v Speaker 2>clean sacked for eating leftover tune a sandwich. She's taken

0:24:01.880 --> 0:24:04.520
<v Speaker 2>legal action. Makes you sick to your stomach, doesn't it

0:24:05.119 --> 0:24:07.200
<v Speaker 2>so clean? And the UK is going to get the

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<v Speaker 2>lawyers in voled after she was fired for eating a

0:24:09.440 --> 0:24:13.720
<v Speaker 2>leftover sandwich from a discarded platter. Her name's Gabriella Rodriguez.

0:24:13.960 --> 0:24:17.960
<v Speaker 2>She's from Ecuador. She was basically been for two years

0:24:18.000 --> 0:24:20.760
<v Speaker 2>cleaning the officers of all these fancy lawyers and she

0:24:20.920 --> 0:24:24.879
<v Speaker 2>was sacked just before Christmas for taking client property without

0:24:25.119 --> 0:24:29.280
<v Speaker 2>authority or reasonable excuse. It's now going to hit the courts,

0:24:29.600 --> 0:24:31.280
<v Speaker 2>which is a bit of an inception thing for the

0:24:31.680 --> 0:24:34.480
<v Speaker 2>law firm itself. But hopefully she wins, and hopefully she

0:24:34.560 --> 0:24:36.520
<v Speaker 2>gets a lot of money because I am firmly on

0:24:36.680 --> 0:24:37.160
<v Speaker 2>her side.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you?

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely?

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<v Speaker 3>So?

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<v Speaker 1>If someone has a meeting in the boardroom at work

0:24:41.880 --> 0:24:44.760
<v Speaker 1>there's a plate of sandwich, is no one ever ever

0:24:45.119 --> 0:24:48.000
<v Speaker 1>cleans off that plate ever? And then they park it

0:24:48.080 --> 0:24:50.400
<v Speaker 1>in the kitchen for everyone else to have the leftovers?

0:24:50.400 --> 0:24:51.080
<v Speaker 1>Do you partake?

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<v Speaker 2>I'll do some research as to whose fingers have been

0:24:54.200 --> 0:24:57.200
<v Speaker 2>on the sandwich. Oh okay, but for the most part, yes, absolutely,

0:24:57.320 --> 0:24:57.520
<v Speaker 2>do you?

0:24:57.680 --> 0:24:57.880
<v Speaker 8>Yeah?

0:24:57.920 --> 0:25:00.720
<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, And I've got an example of as well. And

0:25:00.800 --> 0:25:02.639
<v Speaker 2>I reckon. I've told you this before, and the judgment

0:25:02.720 --> 0:25:05.040
<v Speaker 2>back then was quite fierce. And let's hopefully you've calmed

0:25:05.080 --> 0:25:07.560
<v Speaker 2>down in this space since I remember being at Enzo's

0:25:08.359 --> 0:25:09.960
<v Speaker 2>and sure we'd have two or three beers.

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<v Speaker 1>She was three. You sound like my husband. I just

0:25:13.680 --> 0:25:17.560
<v Speaker 1>had a couple. A couple is anywhere from two to fourteen.

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<v Speaker 1>So where on the scale did that fit?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, what's the next bracket? It was only just a

0:25:23.880 --> 0:25:27.600
<v Speaker 2>couple of beers, because, as you know, Enzo's do fantastic pizzas, Yes,

0:25:27.800 --> 0:25:30.560
<v Speaker 2>very expensive, very expensive, But if you want a solid,

0:25:30.680 --> 0:25:34.240
<v Speaker 2>good pizza experience, you go to Enso's. So I remember

0:25:34.320 --> 0:25:37.840
<v Speaker 2>turning up there and there was a full pizza sitting

0:25:37.880 --> 0:25:41.400
<v Speaker 2>on the bar with one piece missing. Okay, And through

0:25:42.080 --> 0:25:45.479
<v Speaker 2>much discussion with my colleagues, including the great Bruce Avenue

0:25:45.480 --> 0:25:48.479
<v Speaker 2>I think, and also the bar staff around who gave

0:25:48.560 --> 0:25:50.879
<v Speaker 2>us a solid description of that person who had the pizza,

0:25:51.600 --> 0:25:53.399
<v Speaker 2>we all decided that, yeah, we're going to eat that pizza.

0:25:55.119 --> 0:25:56.080
<v Speaker 2>It was almost cold.

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<v Speaker 1>If you'd let that go to waste, well, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure about eating other people's food after they're

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<v Speaker 1>done with it.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, what if you know that they're a normal clean paper?

0:26:06.400 --> 0:26:07.080
<v Speaker 8>How do you know that?

0:26:07.280 --> 0:26:09.080
<v Speaker 2>Though? Because you asked the bar stuff.

0:26:11.200 --> 0:26:13.960
<v Speaker 1>These are the same people that put nuts on the

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<v Speaker 1>bar day in, day out.

0:26:15.520 --> 0:26:20.359
<v Speaker 2>They don't do not touch those nuts on bars, because

0:26:20.520 --> 0:26:22.720
<v Speaker 2>you know exactly where they've been. Things have been in there,

0:26:22.800 --> 0:26:24.439
<v Speaker 2>They should have been washed, bet on the bathroom, all

0:26:24.480 --> 0:26:26.920
<v Speaker 2>sorts of things. But for a pizza, okay, And even

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<v Speaker 2>if you were as far as going it's a full

0:26:28.400 --> 0:26:30.920
<v Speaker 2>pizza with one slice gone, Even if you took out

0:26:31.080 --> 0:26:33.240
<v Speaker 2>the two slices, next next to slice.

0:26:33.280 --> 0:26:33.800
<v Speaker 1>That's what I do.

0:26:33.880 --> 0:26:34.600
<v Speaker 2>And it went from there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think that's okay.

0:26:36.080 --> 0:26:38.600
<v Speaker 2>So you might actually do it. So you definitely food

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<v Speaker 2>from strangers.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that is not what I'm saying. The only time

0:26:43.720 --> 0:26:47.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm tempted in this space is almost I'm an absolute

0:26:47.119 --> 0:26:49.639
<v Speaker 1>sucker for a hot chip, just a couple. And so

0:26:49.760 --> 0:26:52.159
<v Speaker 1>you know sometimes when you see, like maybe at the footy,

0:26:52.200 --> 0:26:54.000
<v Speaker 1>when a couple of chips fall under the bench and

0:26:54.040 --> 0:26:55.840
<v Speaker 1>you've seen it unfolded in real time and you go,

0:26:55.960 --> 0:26:58.320
<v Speaker 1>that chip has gone from the fire to that bucket

0:26:58.400 --> 0:27:00.720
<v Speaker 1>and it's fallen on the bench, That's when I'm tempted.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, just no, no, no, yeah, And as you know,

0:27:03.920 --> 0:27:07.040
<v Speaker 2>with your mean our relationship, it's the biggest dick that

0:27:07.080 --> 0:27:09.840
<v Speaker 2>I have. Yes, possible as you just trying to steal

0:27:09.880 --> 0:27:13.240
<v Speaker 2>my food constantly, sometimes before I've even created it. Yeah,

0:27:13.440 --> 0:27:15.560
<v Speaker 2>sometimes as it's going into my mouth. Yep, you're like

0:27:15.640 --> 0:27:19.280
<v Speaker 2>that parrot just sort of sweeps in gone like a dog,

0:27:19.440 --> 0:27:21.600
<v Speaker 2>jumping up and writing a pringle out of my hand

0:27:21.680 --> 0:27:23.200
<v Speaker 2>every single time, just before it's going.

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<v Speaker 1>To Okay, I will say guilty as charge. However, did

0:27:27.520 --> 0:27:28.640
<v Speaker 1>you just compare me to a dog.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, absolutely, those little cho hours, That's what I'm saying

0:27:31.880 --> 0:27:34.000
<v Speaker 2>as well. Right, I can picture it right now as well,

0:27:34.160 --> 0:27:36.359
<v Speaker 2>with all the troubles that we've got. My last breath,

0:27:36.440 --> 0:27:38.280
<v Speaker 2>my last breath, my last meal would be what's going

0:27:38.320 --> 0:27:40.400
<v Speaker 2>to be be some chips. I'd be sitting there trying

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<v Speaker 2>to join my chips as my last meal.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I just have a little nibble it?

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<v Speaker 2>And I must rub all of my energy?

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 9>Quite what the.

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<v Speaker 8>Fork?

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<v Speaker 1>These are these little things that you see every single

0:28:05.280 --> 0:28:06.880
<v Speaker 1>day and you go, what the fork is going on there?

0:28:07.080 --> 0:28:10.320
<v Speaker 1>Let's do the concert edition this morning, shall we? What

0:28:10.440 --> 0:28:15.320
<v Speaker 1>about this? A pregnant Swifty started experiencing contractions during the

0:28:15.400 --> 0:28:18.320
<v Speaker 1>three hour show, but decided, you know what, I'm going

0:28:18.400 --> 0:28:21.240
<v Speaker 1>to stick this puppy out until the very last song.

0:28:22.000 --> 0:28:24.240
<v Speaker 2>But the baby that was inside was like I want

0:28:24.280 --> 0:28:25.200
<v Speaker 2>to see Taylor Swift.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, And I don't know what the last song

0:28:27.880 --> 0:28:30.040
<v Speaker 1>that she sang was it. I don't know love story,

0:28:30.359 --> 0:28:33.320
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what was it produce em I think

0:28:33.359 --> 0:28:37.280
<v Speaker 1>it was Karma, Karma, Karma is my boyfriend. Yeah, that

0:28:37.400 --> 0:28:39.520
<v Speaker 1>baby's like, nah, I'll just hang out in here until

0:28:39.560 --> 0:28:41.680
<v Speaker 1>she sings Karma and then off for the hospital, will

0:28:41.720 --> 0:28:42.800
<v Speaker 1>go and I'll come earthside.

0:28:42.840 --> 0:28:47.120
<v Speaker 2>Then yeah, labor can sometimes these babies know no timing.

0:28:47.520 --> 0:28:49.520
<v Speaker 2>This sense of time is just all I know.

0:28:49.720 --> 0:28:52.760
<v Speaker 1>And that poor woman's probably spent a fortune on tickets,

0:28:52.840 --> 0:28:54.800
<v Speaker 1>was looking forward to it for months and months and months,

0:28:54.920 --> 0:28:56.680
<v Speaker 1>And can you imagine halfway through the corst being like,

0:28:56.760 --> 0:28:58.600
<v Speaker 1>oh no, oh no, it's happening now.

0:28:58.800 --> 0:29:01.080
<v Speaker 2>And what if you seting next to her and you're

0:29:01.120 --> 0:29:03.080
<v Speaker 2>just looking at me like, is she going into laby?

0:29:03.080 --> 0:29:05.120
<v Speaker 2>You just be sitting there looking at her, going what for?

0:29:05.520 --> 0:29:05.720
<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

0:29:06.440 --> 0:29:09.080
<v Speaker 1>Yep. To be fair to Neil, Smith was thirty nine

0:29:09.160 --> 0:29:11.640
<v Speaker 1>weeks and five days pregnant on the Saturday when she

0:29:11.680 --> 0:29:14.440
<v Speaker 1>headed out to the MCG for her for the Eras

0:29:14.520 --> 0:29:18.360
<v Speaker 1>Tour show, and she posted online she was like, thirty

0:29:18.440 --> 0:29:20.640
<v Speaker 1>nine plus five we made it to Taylor Swift, but

0:29:20.760 --> 0:29:24.400
<v Speaker 1>then started having what she thought were Braxton Hicks and

0:29:24.520 --> 0:29:26.400
<v Speaker 1>then went oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

0:29:26.520 --> 0:29:28.560
<v Speaker 1>no no no, this is the real deal.

0:29:29.120 --> 0:29:32.560
<v Speaker 2>So it wasn't a totally shocking situation for her thirty.

0:29:32.360 --> 0:29:35.520
<v Speaker 1>Nine weeks and five days, Absolutely not. It would have

0:29:35.560 --> 0:29:37.320
<v Speaker 1>been more shocking if she didn't go into labor at

0:29:37.360 --> 0:29:42.360
<v Speaker 1>that point unbelievable stuff. So let's do this this morning, thirteen,

0:29:42.440 --> 0:29:45.720
<v Speaker 1>twenty fourteen. What did you see at the concert?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's that urrageous things that you've seen. I'll kick

0:29:48.760 --> 0:29:49.520
<v Speaker 2>it off if you don't mind.

0:29:49.520 --> 0:29:50.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh God, here we go.

0:29:51.000 --> 0:29:52.680
<v Speaker 2>Let me take you back to I Reckon. It was

0:29:52.720 --> 0:29:55.200
<v Speaker 2>two thousand and two. We're in Sydney. We're out at

0:29:55.280 --> 0:29:57.840
<v Speaker 2>Home Bush and we're watching the one and only fifty Cent,

0:29:57.960 --> 0:30:02.920
<v Speaker 2>who was there to support Obi Trice. It's better say

0:30:02.920 --> 0:30:05.920
<v Speaker 2>Abi Trice isn't going to too much after that, fifty

0:30:06.000 --> 0:30:10.320
<v Speaker 2>Cent was excellent. But then late in the gig, Yeah,

0:30:10.400 --> 0:30:12.720
<v Speaker 2>one of my mates got absolutely rolled. What do you

0:30:12.800 --> 0:30:13.840
<v Speaker 2>mean he got robbed?

0:30:14.240 --> 0:30:14.480
<v Speaker 1>Wow?

0:30:14.560 --> 0:30:16.000
<v Speaker 2>I came up and they had or they said that

0:30:16.040 --> 0:30:18.600
<v Speaker 2>they had a knife, and give me a wallet. So

0:30:18.720 --> 0:30:20.480
<v Speaker 2>he gave him his weal. I think there was like

0:30:20.600 --> 0:30:24.240
<v Speaker 2>fifteen bucks in there, and it wasn't even a good wallet. Hee,

0:30:24.280 --> 0:30:24.600
<v Speaker 2>go for it.

0:30:24.680 --> 0:30:27.080
<v Speaker 1>Take it. You can have my rip curl wallet's fine. Yeah,

0:30:27.080 --> 0:30:29.280
<v Speaker 1>I don't even care. Be doesn't work anymore.

0:30:29.280 --> 0:30:32.560
<v Speaker 2>It's all pray grows useless. And I saw that because

0:30:32.600 --> 0:30:34.280
<v Speaker 2>I pretended I didn't see it, but I just sort

0:30:34.280 --> 0:30:36.600
<v Speaker 2>of watched the corner of my eye. What am I

0:30:36.680 --> 0:30:38.080
<v Speaker 2>going to do? The guys like, I got a knife?

0:30:38.120 --> 0:30:40.360
<v Speaker 2>What do you mean young too? I don't know the

0:30:40.480 --> 0:30:43.400
<v Speaker 2>ninja skills I know now. I'll tell you what if

0:30:43.400 --> 0:30:44.000
<v Speaker 2>I go back in.

0:30:44.000 --> 0:30:47.080
<v Speaker 1>Time, I tell you what. Though, You've just pretended that

0:30:47.200 --> 0:30:50.160
<v Speaker 1>your mate wasn't getting robbed, and you've just like continued

0:30:50.200 --> 0:30:51.400
<v Speaker 1>to rock out to Obi Trice.

0:30:51.600 --> 0:30:54.240
<v Speaker 2>He came back, what's just happening? So I just got

0:30:54.360 --> 0:30:54.960
<v Speaker 2>rob Oh.

0:30:54.960 --> 0:30:58.160
<v Speaker 1>Okay, you're like, oh, we'll just have mate. I didn't

0:30:58.200 --> 0:30:58.920
<v Speaker 1>even see anything.

0:30:59.080 --> 0:31:01.600
<v Speaker 2>How many people got all that night watching fifty cent?

0:31:01.880 --> 0:31:05.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's true. He brings the gangster vibes though, doesn't he? Yeah?

0:31:05.680 --> 0:31:07.600
<v Speaker 2>He really, And there was definitely a gangster vibe. You

0:31:07.640 --> 0:31:10.320
<v Speaker 2>should have seen it. That home bush completely filled up

0:31:10.360 --> 0:31:13.960
<v Speaker 2>and there was this weird smell in the air, so weird.

0:31:14.080 --> 0:31:15.360
<v Speaker 2>I never smelled it before.

0:31:15.600 --> 0:31:17.800
<v Speaker 1>Was it like it like did it smell like pine

0:31:17.960 --> 0:31:19.480
<v Speaker 1>or like a tree smell?

0:31:19.720 --> 0:31:22.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like a tree burning, but also like with hair

0:31:22.400 --> 0:31:25.040
<v Speaker 2>mixed into it as well. It's definitely I never experienced

0:31:25.040 --> 0:31:25.920
<v Speaker 2>it before. It was crazy.

0:31:26.040 --> 0:31:28.120
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I don't know what that was thirteen

0:31:28.120 --> 0:31:30.160
<v Speaker 1>twenty four to ten. If you've got no I'm just joking.

0:31:31.080 --> 0:31:33.720
<v Speaker 1>What did you see at the concert with the fork

0:31:33.920 --> 0:31:36.440
<v Speaker 1>the concert edition. Let's go to Ellen pay Ellen.

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<v Speaker 8>Hi, guys, good morning.

0:31:38.000 --> 0:31:39.400
<v Speaker 1>Good morning. What do you see at the concert.

0:31:39.880 --> 0:31:42.680
<v Speaker 8>So we went to the Tailor Swift concert on Friday night,

0:31:42.920 --> 0:31:47.880
<v Speaker 8>which was amazing, and one of the guys they're watching

0:31:48.120 --> 0:31:50.600
<v Speaker 8>is full. Just the tumble down the stairs. He must

0:31:50.680 --> 0:31:54.640
<v Speaker 8>have been a little intoxicated, but Full rolled down the stairs,

0:31:55.160 --> 0:31:57.280
<v Speaker 8>kicked one poor girl in the head and landed on

0:31:57.360 --> 0:31:57.880
<v Speaker 8>my ankle.

0:31:58.080 --> 0:31:59.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there he goes.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah ah, Ellen, was this before the concert or after?

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<v Speaker 8>No, this is during the contoli with pit Black. We

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<v Speaker 8>all had to put our porches on so this poor

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<v Speaker 8>guy could get up. He just gets up as if

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<v Speaker 8>nothing's happened, gone back to his seat. It was another drink.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what you do as well, You pretend like nothing happened.

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<v Speaker 2>He's got a compound fracture. Yeah, and he still just

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<v Speaker 2>just walks it off.

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<v Speaker 1>The only thing that can make this story better is

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<v Speaker 1>if he sort of held fell and held his beer

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<v Speaker 1>and didn't spill it.

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<v Speaker 8>No drink in hand, unfortunately, but that would have been

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<v Speaker 8>worth capturing on video for Core.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, we're going back into on this daisy in time.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we welcome to Whacky Wednesday. You're on this Daisy

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<v Speaker 2>version twenty first of February. Joe, Let's go back to

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<v Speaker 2>nineteen o seven. Bondi Surf Baya's Life Saving Club was

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<v Speaker 2>established in Bondi and Sydney. It's the oldest active surf

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<v Speaker 2>life saving club in the world.

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<v Speaker 1>It's interesting, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>As far as I know you're, not a single wang

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<v Speaker 2>has ever praised around Bondai. I don't think they exist.

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<v Speaker 2>I reckon they've ever gone there me either. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know much about what happens in Sydney, but I can

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<v Speaker 2>just assume that that doesn't happen.

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<v Speaker 1>No, is that the one with the pool with ocean

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<v Speaker 1>washes over the pool?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it in a icebergs?

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<v Speaker 1>Icebergs?

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<v Speaker 9>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, never, I've never seen any.

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<v Speaker 2>Twenty twelve the most tosses of a pancake and one

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<v Speaker 2>that was achieved by Australian Brad Jolly. You managed an

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<v Speaker 2>astounding one hundred and forty tosses at Martin Place in Sydney.

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<v Speaker 1>Which coincidentally is how many tosses you'll see at Icebergs

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<v Speaker 1>You're on weekend, one hundred forty.

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<v Speaker 2>Twenty twenty one. Novak Djokovic one is ninth Australian Open

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<v Speaker 2>tennis title in Melbourne. He is now since one ten.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think we love Novak as much as we should.

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<v Speaker 1>We probably don't give him as much credit as we should.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it was the whole vaccination thing that everyone went,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure about you.

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<v Speaker 2>But also there was this moment where he was doing

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<v Speaker 2>personations of everyone and there was like, oh, this guy's

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<v Speaker 2>quite funny. And then there's a couple of times we

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<v Speaker 2>just absolutely blew up. Yeah, and he might have blown

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<v Speaker 2>up at some umpires and ball kids and all sorts

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<v Speaker 2>of things like WHOA, what's really going on? Noback? Who

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<v Speaker 2>are you?

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<v Speaker 4>No mind?

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<v Speaker 2>Saw him in Februar twenty first and two thousand, Pure

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<v Speaker 2>Shores by All Saints, which reminds me of the movie

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<v Speaker 2>The Beach, Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Where they're on the island and you know, things went

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<v Speaker 1>pershapp didn't they.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, all sorts of shenannigans.

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<v Speaker 1>It looked idyllic, but more damn, it wasn't that strong

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<v Speaker 1>strong