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Speaker 1: This is the Fits In with Her with Cake Richie podcast.

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Speaker 1: Can I just explain a situation from my house last

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Speaker 1: night and you would understand this fits because it's mad

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Speaker 1: like after dinner, it's a mad rush.

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Speaker 2: So there's plates.

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Speaker 1: Being cleaned and there's panic around. Kids are screaming, there's

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Speaker 1: handball being played in the kitchen. One's trying to do homework.

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Speaker 1: The dog's barking and we don't have a dog.

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Speaker 2: Just bum bums ironing, Yeah, bum bum is ironing? Door?

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Speaker 2: Is there cleaning anyway? I can just Lisa is trying

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Speaker 2: to talk to me.

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Speaker 1: We're trying to fill up the what do you call

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Speaker 1: those bottles that you put the gas into?

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Speaker 2: Got one of those? So to stream. There's a kettle going,

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Speaker 2: everyone's making so much noise, and amongst all the chaos.

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Speaker 1: I can just hear my wife saying, I'm just picky.

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Speaker 1: She's trying to talk me through what's coming up in

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Speaker 1: today or the next day.

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Speaker 2: I can just hear her say, sperm.

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Speaker 1: I's got the only word that's cutting through and all

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Speaker 1: this chaos, almost like it was being hand delivered to

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Speaker 1: my ear.

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Speaker 2: I can just hear sperm.

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Speaker 3: You've got a lot of trades in your back yard recently.

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Speaker 1: That absolutely nothing to do with how we've been paying

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Speaker 1: for the renolds. So I said, hang on a minute,

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Speaker 1: up on a key word. What what are you trying

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Speaker 1: to say to me? And she said, oh, I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to tell you that I'm having a treatment today which

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Speaker 1: involves putting salmon sperm under my eyes. Come on, and

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Speaker 1: I said, well, to start, I'm sure it's not called

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Speaker 1: salmon sperm.

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Speaker 3: And what do you call it?

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Speaker 2: It's like fish.

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Speaker 3: Well, it's a caviar, isn't it.

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Speaker 2: It's a caviar. What do you call it?

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Speaker 4: Like? Salmon row?

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Speaker 3: Is the word I'm looking for, salmon row?

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Speaker 2: Like salmon row?

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Speaker 4: No, that's saval row. And she's probably wearing.

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Speaker 2: Google the old She said, I'm right here, Jess.

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Speaker 3: I heard the old record records.

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Speaker 1: I said, I'm going to have a salmon sperm facial

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Speaker 1: a not Paul salmon, poly nuclear tired treems.

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Speaker 3: Right, how do you get the salmon to do it?

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Speaker 2: Or they're lighting up, mate, they're lining up. They're at

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Speaker 2: the front door. I poked my head out.

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Speaker 1: I heard them, Well, you're not going to believe they're

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Speaker 1: all there with the pants off. And then I went

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Speaker 1: oh okay, and what's what does that do for you?

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Speaker 1: And she said, I just rejuvenate your skin, and I went,

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Speaker 1: you go for it, You go for.

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Speaker 2: It, honey.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what that insulting line that so many

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Speaker 1: people use right now where they go, I'm really happy

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Speaker 1: for you. Yeah, that's really good for you, absolutely happy.

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Speaker 1: I defaulted to that one. I'm really happy for you

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Speaker 1: to have your salmon sperm facial. I've got no idea,

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Speaker 1: Ryan James. Then I then she said, there's a whole

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Speaker 1: lot of other treatments that I'm exploring, so I went

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Speaker 1: through a few just to check whether she was doing.

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Speaker 2: What is the snake venom facial now available?

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Speaker 3: They still doing the vampire one?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's the Dracula and inspired beauty treatment that

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Speaker 1: the Kardashians kicked off. You can do the p facial,

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Speaker 1: which is exactly what you think it might be and

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Speaker 1: exactly what you heard me.

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Speaker 2: So I know what about this one, the beasting facial.

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Speaker 1: So if you don't want to have botox, it can

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Speaker 1: actually get your face swallen by the stick of a

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Speaker 1: thousand beets. You don't get any honey, you just your

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Speaker 1: face plumps up.

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Speaker 3: What time did you get that done yesterday.

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Speaker 1: I didn't get it done mate. If you're going to

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Speaker 1: suggest I've had it done on my chins. There's another one.

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to read out because I'm just I

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Speaker 1: lost it when I was about twenty four hours old.

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Speaker 1: But there's a snail crawl treatment where you just have

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Speaker 1: slugs on your.

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Speaker 3: Face to take a long time. Wouldn't it like.

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Speaker 2: A like a leech treatment. It's a few of those

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Speaker 2: in the building.

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Speaker 1: What about the bird poo facial I don't can't be real.

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Speaker 1: It apparently dries out your skin. Give me you have

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Speaker 1: to pay for this too. In Japan, it's.

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Speaker 4: The new superfood or whatever. Kale's gone. Now, what's the

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Speaker 4: new one that's in? We said protein's the big one

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Speaker 4: at the moment, creatine, I've been sucked into that world.

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Speaker 3: It's just what's going he.

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Speaker 1: Meant to do for you?

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Speaker 4: Well, it's Mark muscles, is it? Mark Boris takes a

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Speaker 4: kneezy and good. Nikki's in his sixties and apparently it's

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Speaker 4: good for your joints. I thought it was always for

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Speaker 4: young it's for young people trying to put on muscle,

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Speaker 4: but apparently if you're over forty it's good.

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Speaker 3: To have for your joints, and also to strip a

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Speaker 3: bit of I don't know fat off your body as well.

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Speaker 3: I've been sucked into that. See.

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Speaker 1: I just hope I can recognize my wife's face when

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Speaker 1: I get home, thinking that.

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Speaker 2: You know, i'd be so rejuvenated on a salmon sperm.

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Speaker 4: Well, I would dangle a couple of cockles over her face.

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Speaker 4: You might be able to get a nibble like she's.

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Speaker 4: If there's some seminary, I'll up some dinner.

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