Speaker 1: Welcome to the podcast you Filthy slash Beautiful Animals.
Speaker 2: To have you on boards about what you were going
Speaker 2: to say then, I.
Speaker 1: Was a mixture of both.
Speaker 3: I covered off everyone all.
Speaker 2: Right, filthy people and the animals.
Speaker 1: Yeah, good stuff. Look, we like to kick start our
Speaker 1: week on the right note, and that is with a
Speaker 1: bit of a joke out. He's hit and miss. I
Speaker 1: feel like we're somewhat consistent, but we thought, you know
Speaker 1: what it needs. We need to go to a top
Speaker 1: shelf and bring in some of the big dogs.
Speaker 4: The most important thing with a joke is having someone
Speaker 4: respond accordingly with a great life.
Speaker 1: Oh Jonathan Thurston, bless you, please please check in regularly.
Speaker 1: He joined us for our Monday joke off, and let's
Speaker 1: get straight into it because I feel like this particular
Speaker 1: joke off was handcrafted by God. That's excessive. Now, that's
Speaker 1: a job. That was a joke. That's a job jo
Speaker 1: a terrible job. You know, it's time start the week right.
Speaker 1: It's just a little joke to get yourself in the mood,
Speaker 1: wrap your laughing year around it, and just.
Speaker 3: Find it in a nice direction. Get involved.
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty fourteen cents a texto for double none, nine
Speaker 1: or nine your best joke.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's really important when you tell a joke
Speaker 4: to have a really good reaction, like a great laugh.
Speaker 2: Who springs to mind when you think of the greatest.
Speaker 1: Laugh in the business, Well, for me, there's only one,
Speaker 1: and that is the great Jonathan Thurston, absolute NRL legend.
Speaker 1: Should we speak to him? I think.
Speaker 2: We're good. We're good.
Speaker 4: Just before we get into the great Monday morning joke off.
Speaker 4: So heading here for Origin this week on Wednesday night.
Speaker 2: You're pumped, Yeah.
Speaker 5: Very excited. It's a great time of the year when
Speaker 5: Origin rolls around, especially for the Eastern States. That a
Speaker 5: mad rugby League fan, So yeah, first game, so we're
Speaker 5: very excited. We get there Monday and Wednesday she's on.
Speaker 5: So hopefully there's a lot of morone in the crowd.
Speaker 5: I think just about the rest of the country don't
Speaker 5: like you South Wales.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get into this. Who would like to
Speaker 1: do the honest? It's nervous going up first.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's okay, JT bit of background here, Abby from
Speaker 4: the newsroom, horrible joke teller.
Speaker 1: Yeah, awful, awful, Sorry in advance, Hey I had.
Speaker 2: One last week.
Speaker 6: Ye score everyone losing their Absolutely that is true.
Speaker 4: So she she was horrible for the first few weeks,
Speaker 4: and then she came in hot with the bluest joke
Speaker 4: that will ever be told on radio.
Speaker 2: So let's see what she's got for us this week.
Speaker 2: Abs Okay.
Speaker 6: A man walked into the gym and saw the splits.
Speaker 6: He walked over to him and said, can you teach
Speaker 6: me how to do the splits? The gym instructure turned
Speaker 6: around and said how flexible are you?
Speaker 5: And the man.
Speaker 6: Replied, I can't make Tuesdays.
Speaker 2: It's a good response with JT. You okay, do you
Speaker 2: want to go next day?
Speaker 1: I can go next if you don't mind. Mynan's a
Speaker 1: little bit quicker, but it goes a little bit something
Speaker 1: like this. What did the elephant ask the naked man?
Speaker 2: What did the elephant ask the naked man?
Speaker 1: He said, how do you breathe out of that thing?
Speaker 1: And I said mine was yeah, Okay, that's what we're
Speaker 1: talking about.
Speaker 4: Essentially a little bit of a theme week, because I'm
Speaker 4: about to go with mine.
Speaker 2: Okay, JT you ready for this?
Speaker 4: During my check up, I asked the doctor do you
Speaker 4: think I'll.
Speaker 2: Live a long and healthy life? Then he replied I
Speaker 2: doubt it. So he is in uranus right now.
Speaker 4: I said, I don't go for any of that astrology nonsense,
Speaker 4: and he replied, neither do I.
Speaker 2: My thermometer just broke.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, J, have you got one for us, just
Speaker 1: to round it out.
Speaker 2: And to clean things up a bit, all right?
Speaker 1: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? No, I
Speaker 1: don't worry. She woke up the kid. Oh boy, boy, Oh,
Speaker 1: I was just popping around the dump up man.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, this morning we all are J.
Speaker 2: It's always a pleasure.
Speaker 4: You're one of the nice guys, so you know, thank
Speaker 4: you so much for your time this morning.
Speaker 1: Thanks for having me go to the Maroons thirteen twenty fourteen.
Speaker 1: Or said, it's a text for double nine one nine
Speaker 1: nine one nine the Weekend Squadratulations to her boy Tommy
Speaker 1: Wren upcoming birthday for the great Man. Yes, yeah, thank you.
Speaker 7: And I was hoping that when you introduced me on
Speaker 7: the back of Jonathan Thursday, you'd say the equally powerful,
Speaker 7: but I'll take the life.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 2: We've got your little card there, like you so much.
Speaker 3: You read it out, Read it out.
Speaker 2: It says on the front for the one I.
Speaker 1: Love for the one I love read?
Speaker 4: What is that?
Speaker 7: Tripad? Keep on being Tripad? Maybe happy birthday my three
Speaker 7: legged friend.
Speaker 3: Whatever that means, that's all good.
Speaker 1: Little I'm the mini man.
Speaker 7: Hazy, looking gorgeous and tan and magnificent, and I'm just
Speaker 7: looking small and white?
Speaker 2: Did you real, pale? That's not very nice?
Speaker 1: I want to keep that. That's amazing? Really did you
Speaker 1: draw that? Look at it both?
Speaker 4: You know what.
Speaker 1: I'm hanging up with him here. I was about to say,
Speaker 1: we got here, We've got there's no grays inside? Is
Speaker 1: as really nice?
Speaker 2: Anyway?
Speaker 1: Good stuff?
Speaker 5: Love that'll.
Speaker 1: Oh, let's talk some sport. Let's start with the Crows Silent.
Speaker 1: It's been a time Sunday classic few Mites in French
Speaker 1: is in the top eight and they are a genuine Kim.
Speaker 3: Chanda high I think.
Speaker 8: So.
Speaker 1: We love to take it one week at a time
Speaker 1: and not look too far ahead. After last week, Tommy,
Speaker 1: everybone's gone, oh, crashing back to earth. The Crows, Well
Speaker 1: if they are back on earth this week, well, now
Speaker 1: they're back in heaven.
Speaker 3: Unbelievable.
Speaker 7: And we spoke last week did and Win said, we're
Speaker 7: prepared to forgive them one. We'll give them one Mulligan
Speaker 7: to borrow a golfing term and say that they've got
Speaker 7: to respond.
Speaker 1: They did that. That is a genuine win.
Speaker 7: I think it's probably the best win of the season
Speaker 7: because of what they came up against Brisbane.
Speaker 1: It's such a good term. It's a decent scalpe, isn't
Speaker 1: it fantastic?
Speaker 7: And Jody, I just think for the first time since
Speaker 7: twenty seventeen, and we know what the club's been through,
Speaker 7: since that horrific Gold Coast camp and the Grand Final,
Speaker 7: to see them on the up again and to see
Speaker 7: the way they're playing, it's just so exciting for not
Speaker 7: just the player and the coaches, but also the fans.
Speaker 1: They've been through hell. It's great.
Speaker 2: But I think that's the cool thing about both sides
Speaker 2: at the moment.
Speaker 4: So many kids, kids coming through that are just absolute guns.
Speaker 7: And Isaac Rank and how good yesterday Josh Rah Shelley.
Speaker 7: They both kicked, you know, arguably the goals of the
Speaker 7: week in the same game, you know, And you're right, Jody,
Speaker 7: those younger players coming through, like that's Michael Any. I
Speaker 7: know he kicked four goals yesterday, Charlie Cameron, but I
Speaker 7: actually thought he played really well, he.
Speaker 3: Did really well.
Speaker 1: Cameron's a gun. Yeah, that's the thing, and unfortunately there
Speaker 1: could be four little lapses and that's all Bang puts
Speaker 1: through four goals.
Speaker 2: Let him go.
Speaker 1: Wasn't it a wonderful thing?
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1: So the future looks good for the Crows, and perhaps
Speaker 1: the future is now for Port.
Speaker 4: But the moment on the siren is about Ken Hickley
Speaker 4: and his men h in a row an equal club record.
Speaker 3: You go, that's a nice stat for Port fans.
Speaker 1: What about that?
Speaker 7: So if they beat Hawthorne this week at home, which
Speaker 7: you expect they would, it'd be the best ever streak
Speaker 7: in nine and two. And it's not pretty at times,
Speaker 7: even yesterday, but they find a way and talk about
Speaker 7: man crushes Hazy and Zach Butters.
Speaker 1: I think I'm officially in love. Yeah, how do we
Speaker 1: how do we describe this in terms of just how
Speaker 1: a roused you can get from player? Tom and I
Speaker 1: are both at maximum capacity? Twelve out of ten, yeah,
Speaker 1: twelve out of ten?
Speaker 4: Off?
Speaker 3: The rickson is off? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Can I tell Tom Zach Butter's story about how I
Speaker 4: saw him the Live Golf launch way? So we're having
Speaker 4: chat with why didn't I see him, Oh okay, set
Speaker 4: him down having chat for rages and he goes anyway,
Speaker 4: he turns around, he goes, so what do you do?
Speaker 2: And I went, I don't know. I came down to
Speaker 2: your training sometimes like to report on it a little bit.
Speaker 1: And he goes, oh yeah, just so knock about yeah,
Speaker 1: how about it? Effectively Jody going up to Zach Butters
Speaker 1: Zach Butters and basically saying to him, do you know
Speaker 1: who I am?
Speaker 4: I think he felt sorry for me afterwards, so he
Speaker 4: chucked me follow on Instagram.
Speaker 1: That's nice. And finally let's talk about the thunderbirds outrageous finish. Well,
Speaker 1: we have fifty three apiece? What time is the official score?
Speaker 1: One goal? Official score is one goal? Ah confusion.
Speaker 4: So basically what happened was on the official telecast on Fox,
Speaker 4: they had it as a draw and then they had
Speaker 4: to go to the scorers and go, okay, they're like
Speaker 4: one up. Because we're all Thunderbirds were all celebrating. I'm thinking,
Speaker 4: why are they celebrating? It's a bloody draw, and then yeah,
Speaker 4: there you go.
Speaker 7: Great result and I think the second time this season
Speaker 7: they're beating the Fever by a goal. Just hope they
Speaker 7: say one of those for the finals as well. But
Speaker 7: what it means, you know, they stay in top spot
Speaker 7: and after a poor performance last week, a bit like
Speaker 7: the Crows to bounce back and they were hit by
Speaker 7: injuries last week, but to bounce back, I mean, that's
Speaker 7: huge for their season, the Thunderbirds.
Speaker 4: And then if you guys have got a man crush on,
Speaker 4: I've got one on Sterling.
Speaker 1: How good is she?
Speaker 2: The most unbelievable netballer I've ever seen.
Speaker 7: And athleticism and for those that haven't seen it up close,
Speaker 7: do yourself a favor and actually get to a game
Speaker 7: because she you have to be there watching her to
Speaker 7: appreciate just how dynamic she is.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's so good.
Speaker 2: Is absolutely incredible.
Speaker 4: And I don't want to call it early, but god,
Speaker 4: if we don't play in the Grand Final this year,
Speaker 4: then I'll.
Speaker 1: Go heea, No, they'll make it. They're going to make it, Jody.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's going to be heart stopping if they
Speaker 4: come up against the Fever. Can you imagine in the
Speaker 4: Grand Final. It's just going to be it's going to
Speaker 4: be too much for my little heart.
Speaker 1: But it's good. It's nice that they're back there a
Speaker 1: bit like the crows. It's been too long.
Speaker 2: Oh it's been.
Speaker 4: It's been torture for Thunderbirds fans for quite a number
Speaker 4: of years now, but to see them back just in
Speaker 4: this form is unbelievable.
Speaker 3: Guys.
Speaker 1: We could talk about the Thunderbirds until the cows come,
Speaker 1: but the news is coming up and Renie's got to
Speaker 1: get back upstairs.
Speaker 3: So really appreciate its Wednesday, Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Thanks Tommy. If it's time for a winter trip, but
Speaker 2: jump home morning. It's the place to go for quick Ossie.
Speaker 1: To me, it's just getting in the car and just
Speaker 1: going for a cruise and.
Speaker 2: Exploring for accommodation, flights and more.
Speaker 1: Book on the wafat what if it's ouzzy for travel.
Speaker 1: But you're telling me that you've got the time machine
Speaker 1: on this daisy, Get a cool, cats and kittens. Welcome
Speaker 1: the Monday, and welcome to your little daily dose of
Speaker 1: knowledge from this particular day, because why not you absolutely
Speaker 1: smashed up brain cells.
Speaker 3: Times to get back on straight and narrow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so true, and there's one man who can do it.
Speaker 3: It's you, mate, it's me. I know what day it is.
Speaker 1: It's Monday, twenty ninth, of May. Let's go back to
Speaker 1: nineteen sixty seven Old Gallagher born in Manchester, England. Today
Speaker 1: is his fifty sixth birthday. What about Nol and Liam
Speaker 1: just absolutely too positively charged ions trying to go at
Speaker 1: each other, but you can't get them together. No, I
Speaker 1: hate each other.
Speaker 4: I look at my kids sometimes in the way they
Speaker 4: fight and they go, oh, well listen, not the Gallaghers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the Gallighers fighting. They take it to the next level.
Speaker 3: They bash each other up if they could.
Speaker 2: I think they nearly have come to blows.
Speaker 3: I reckon.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And it's always the fact as well that they're
Speaker 1: such absolute iconic musicians.
Speaker 3: It's like, boys, short your stuff out and just give
Speaker 3: us more music.
Speaker 1: Exactly.
Speaker 3: It's very rock star from isn't it?
Speaker 1: It is nineteen sixty seven five dollar notes we introduced
Speaker 1: for the first time in Australia.
Speaker 3: Nice, isn't it?
Speaker 1: Sometimes and having a really good week my well, it's
Speaker 1: just brimming with at least two five dollar notes.
Speaker 2: I know I've seen that.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, it's like a sea of pink in there.
Speaker 4: Yeah. And sometimes you like to show off and just
Speaker 4: like really pull them up out the top so we
Speaker 4: all know you've got.
Speaker 2: Ten MUCKs in you will what's that?
Speaker 3: What's it?
Speaker 1: Probably totals around fifteen dollars dollar dollar bills y'o. Nineteen
Speaker 1: eighty seven, Michael Jackson made an unsuccessful bit of fifty
Speaker 1: thousand dollars to obtain the remains of the y elephant man
Speaker 1: Joseph Mary Michael Jackson. He would come and spend time
Speaker 1: on his own sitting next to the skeleton, obviously contemplating
Speaker 1: as America, that's just creepy.
Speaker 4: That is so bizarre war, But we expect nothing less
Speaker 4: from a man who, I mean, let's face it, hasn't
Speaker 4: had a monkey as a pet and then dangled his
Speaker 4: baby over a balcony.
Speaker 2: So next step by the elephant man?
Speaker 3: Why not?
Speaker 1: It's good?
Speaker 3: Call bad like they're wacko jacko.
Speaker 1: Twenty fourteen, Costco opened their first Queensland store and has
Speaker 1: that just become an institution?
Speaker 2: Costco and Eyes have never been there, but everyone says
Speaker 2: it's worth it.
Speaker 3: It's really good.
Speaker 2: But don't you have to buy a membership?
Speaker 1: Don't it?
Speaker 8: Do you?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Because you get in bulk it's really good and
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, just get a power and you come
Speaker 1: back with like eighty power raids that'll do a number
Speaker 1: one song on May twenty nine in nineteen ninety seven.
Speaker 1: What about this? You might want to admit.
Speaker 3: It, but it's a good song. Bop by hands.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's a great song. Wash your very mouth out.
Speaker 3: They're still touring too, by the way, the boys they are, Yeah,
Speaker 3: voice is.
Speaker 1: Broken and all sorts of things, and they've got hair
Speaker 1: and random places too far. Maybe they know you're saying.
Speaker 1: They don't get it anyway. What about the news that
Speaker 1: Abby's blast out? A couple of times about the person
Speaker 1: in North Queensland. Yeah, survived a crock attack, severe facial injuries,
Speaker 1: but he's going to survive.
Speaker 3: Just what goes on.
Speaker 4: So when I wake up in the morning, I think,
Speaker 4: you know what, I just don't get bitten on the
Speaker 4: face by a croc today.
Speaker 2: No, that's going to one name.
Speaker 1: He got me thinking though as well, and please get
Speaker 1: involved thirteen to twenty four to ten per cents of
Speaker 1: text as well, low for double nine nine nine on nine.
Speaker 3: The things that You've been bitten by?
Speaker 2: Wow, Yeah, I'm sensing you've got a list.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 1: I grew up on the farm, yes, and pretty much
Speaker 1: every animal that I came God dag with At some
Speaker 1: stage we had some sort of disagreement where it was
Speaker 1: me biting them or them biting me, mainly then biting me.
Speaker 1: But can I just go through the animals that I've
Speaker 1: been bitten by?
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 4: I can just imagine all these animals just looking at you,
Speaker 4: going this is low hagging fruit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to real crack here.
Speaker 3: You know, enough's enough?
Speaker 1: Back they bite me a fox, a sheep, a horse,
Speaker 1: a rat, some mice, a redback spider, a cat, a cow,
Speaker 1: a guinea pig, a ferret, and a cane toad. A
Speaker 1: cane toad's get nip you can.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: We just spent a lot of time up in North
Speaker 1: Queens then, and they are everywhere?
Speaker 2: Are they poisonous?
Speaker 3: Don't you piss off a cane toake because he will?
Speaker 2: But you are they dangerous? Though?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't donat them?
Speaker 1: No, no, because they've got the poison glands on their shoulders.
Speaker 2: I thought, yeah, did they squirt you? Is that what?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 1: I think that's a bit of an old wives tarle.
Speaker 1: I think, yeah they can, they're poisonous, but I don't
Speaker 1: think they can, you know, squirt you with poison?
Speaker 4: Okay, So of all those animals that have just gone on.
Speaker 4: Andrew Hayes, Yeah, what was the most painful.
Speaker 1: The most painful was the fox. So fox when I
Speaker 1: was in primary school and I get in trouble from
Speaker 1: one of those who are get to frown down on this.
Speaker 1: But I chased the fox on the full will motorbike
Speaker 1: and then the fox played dead and I picked him
Speaker 1: up and I took him home to show dad.
Speaker 3: Of course you did.
Speaker 1: And as the moment I let go of him, he
Speaker 1: sprung to life. He went bang, bit me on the hand,
Speaker 1: drew blood, and he ran off.
Speaker 3: Clever mister fox.
Speaker 2: Yeah I'm not dead.
Speaker 1: Dead, got that your big knob is what he was thinking.
Speaker 2: So red back spider, you got chomped on.
Speaker 1: Bite, Yeah, just a little bite. You kind of got
Speaker 1: a little bit woozy, a little bit sick. But my
Speaker 1: dad got bitten by red back heaps like red backs,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure. I don't want to jinx anyone, but
Speaker 1: when was the last time someone died from a red back?
Speaker 3: So thirteen twenty four ten? Did you die from a
Speaker 3: red spot?
Speaker 1: Next step as well, as we're progressing from animals to humans,
Speaker 1: and it's quite common now for my daughter to bite me.
Speaker 1: Yeah that as well.
Speaker 4: A little bit my kid got bitten at childcare. So
Speaker 4: another kid just came and bit her on the arm.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Wow.
Speaker 4: And then the childcit teacher was telling me that she
Speaker 4: came up to her in the playground a little bit
Speaker 4: afterwards and sort of fronted Peyton.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, that's not Harper.
Speaker 4: I mean twenty four ten, anyone else macks up their
Speaker 4: kids and came up to her and Harper has just
Speaker 4: two hands.
Speaker 2: Just pushed her over.
Speaker 3: Oh bang, bitter back.
Speaker 2: Gone on like full offensive.
Speaker 3: Then bang rabies.
Speaker 4: My husband once right before my fortieth birthday, we had
Speaker 4: it down at Middleton and we were mucking around on
Speaker 4: the beach, just throwing tennis balls the day before, and
Speaker 4: he stood on one of those stonefish.
Speaker 1: Oh, don't do that.
Speaker 2: And then had to pull out one of the spikes.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 4: And I was like, if you ruin my birthday, care,
Speaker 4: if you die, just don't ruin my birthday.
Speaker 1: Now we're talking before about some of the exotic animals
Speaker 1: you've been bitten by.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: Texts coming through as well in O F double n
Speaker 1: nine No my ninth. This one is from Amy from
Speaker 1: Eversince South. I said I was stung by scorpion on
Speaker 1: the North Peninsula.
Speaker 3: It was brutal.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that would be so painful.
Speaker 3: Really painful stuff. This one as well.
Speaker 1: I got bitten by an albino python, the two eyed
Speaker 1: one at my daughter's birthday party.
Speaker 3: It's very dangerous. The two eyed one much better than
Speaker 3: the one eyed python.
Speaker 1: Reading story Towns sign Now for Jody's Juice, Straight Nut,
Speaker 1: Joe's you go this.
Speaker 4: Lizzo has paid an emotional tribute to Tina Turner on stage.
Speaker 4: She said, as a black girl and a rock band,
Speaker 4: I would not exist if it were not for the
Speaker 4: Queen of rock and roll. Remember this, There would be
Speaker 4: no rock and roll without Tina Turner. And she said
Speaker 4: it several times. Just round that point home.
Speaker 2: Yeah, good on you, Lizzo. Yes, she's doing a bit.
Speaker 9: Of Proud Mary.
Speaker 1: So even by this is secondhand audio, you can tell
Speaker 1: that she's absolutely nailing it.
Speaker 2: She was absolutely belting that out.
Speaker 4: Another woman who is a powerhouse when it comes to vocals,
Speaker 4: Celene Dion. She's canceled her Courage World tour amid her
Speaker 4: battle with.
Speaker 1: Stiff Person's indur Oh boy, what happened?
Speaker 3: So funny? Stiff person syndrome it's.
Speaker 2: Sounds very pass sounds very painful.
Speaker 4: The Powerhouse singer took to Instagram to announce that, after
Speaker 4: several post bonments.
Speaker 2: She had decided to officially throw in the towel.
Speaker 4: She announced the news in a caption of a pot
Speaker 4: show listing the full list of.
Speaker 2: Tour dates that was scrapped.
Speaker 1: Hard to throw in the towel, Throw anything when you've
Speaker 1: got a stiff arm, too.
Speaker 4: Glitnick shows in France, Belgium, Denmark, Poland and the UK.
Speaker 2: Good stuff, juicy, you see. Billie Eilish has had enough.
Speaker 4: So the seven time Grammy Award winning artist took to
Speaker 4: Instagram to call out women hating.
Speaker 2: Us widows, That's what she said.
Speaker 4: They are all calling her a sellout for occasionally forgoing
Speaker 4: her signature baggy style in favor of more feminine pieces.
Speaker 4: This is her addressing those comments. She said, I spent
Speaker 4: the first five years of my career getting absolutely obliterated
Speaker 4: by you fools for being boyish and dressing how I did,
Speaker 4: and constantly being told I'd be way hotter if I
Speaker 4: acted like a woman. Now, when I feel comfortable enough
Speaker 4: to wear anything remotely feminine or fitting, I changed, and
Speaker 4: I'm a sellout. She mott fans who she says, who
Speaker 4: says She's not the same billy anymore, describing them as
Speaker 4: true idiots.
Speaker 3: Wow, in what.
Speaker 4: Universe should this woman is incredibly talented woman have to
Speaker 4: defend her choice in clothing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: What is wrong with people? Honestly, a bit of breaking
Speaker 2: news here. Yeah, just about to be announced that David
Speaker 2: kosh is stepping down from Sunrise.
Speaker 1: What a run it's been what twenty years across television,
Speaker 1: so and we just sort of wondered what was happening
Speaker 1: behind the scenes. We're seeing a lot of Matt Shervington
Speaker 1: and boy, oh boy, I'm thankful for it, you love.
Speaker 4: I just feel like in these situations you can kind
Speaker 4: of sense when someone may or may not be being
Speaker 4: squeezed out, and you just get that sense that Koshi
Speaker 4: was being told, oh we got someone else.
Speaker 1: Well, what an unbelievable run it's been in Sunrise, Such
Speaker 1: a juggernaut with the ratings as well.
Speaker 3: So he's been what twenty odd years, but unbelievable.
Speaker 4: You must get to a point where his granddad and
Speaker 4: you must just go, why am I getting up at
Speaker 4: three o'clock in the morning, and financially, I probably don't
Speaker 4: need to anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1: Also, and the other thing, we always ask ourselves what
Speaker 1: serve I got that we don't? Oh, that's right, everything,
Speaker 1: absolutely everything, good stuff, Joe say little version of Jody's
Speaker 1: jew right now though, thirteen twenty four ten, you're embarrassing
Speaker 1: moments in public? Yes, something outrageous happened to me a
Speaker 1: couple of days ago. And you know those moments in
Speaker 1: your life we go, hang on, hang on, can I
Speaker 1: just check myself? Did that actually happen? Yeah?
Speaker 4: And is someone filming me? Is this like a moment
Speaker 4: in time where I'm being set up? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is Ashton Kutchner about to jump out and go like,
Speaker 1: gotcha humped?
Speaker 2: I remember he did?
Speaker 4: No punk?
Speaker 2: That's good. I'd love to be punked by Aston Ashton Kutcher.
Speaker 1: Yes, you just search them and going, am I've been punked?
Speaker 1: You're like, no, No, you're stalking me. What's happening here? That's
Speaker 1: what Ashton says to you.
Speaker 2: Tell everyone what the birds did to you?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: The birds? And they've been tearing up for a while.
Speaker 3: It would seem so.
Speaker 1: I was just cruising along the Torrann's rever and I
Speaker 1: think I was in the midst of a ten kilombita run.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, it is four minute, twenty sit. It's not
Speaker 1: a big deal. A big deal, all right, just going
Speaker 1: for a run. For someone, it's a big deal, but
Speaker 1: for me it's it's just a leisurely chat. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's fine, I get it. But what comes with that
Speaker 1: is me really gasping in some hair. So that's a
Speaker 1: mouth that's fully open, taking it as much oxygen as
Speaker 1: humanly possible.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: So I was on the other side of the torrons,
Speaker 1: just outside Adelaide University.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it felt like I got shot.
Speaker 1: I got pelted with probably three or four things that
Speaker 1: hit me, and one of the things, and I'm not
Speaker 1: kidding here, landed directly in my mouth.
Speaker 3: And there was a moment, Yeah you're picturing what's happening.
Speaker 1: Aren't you. And there was a moment where I've sort
Speaker 1: of stopped and going what is that? I'll spat it
Speaker 1: out and looked down at my shirt. So it was
Speaker 1: three solid burpoes and I reckon the main let's call
Speaker 1: it a it's a very sloppy nugget.
Speaker 3: But then the main nugget.
Speaker 1: One hundred percent directly landed inside my mouth. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: so to the point.
Speaker 3: Where it hit me and the moment of realization you go.
Speaker 1: And stopped and almost on all fours And it was
Speaker 1: that moment I've gone, did that just happen? Oh my?
Speaker 1: Did my bird just relieve itself in my mouth?
Speaker 4: So of all the things that could land in your mouth,
Speaker 4: the Torrens boo isn't one of them that I'd want.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to catch a heap of oxygen. Yeah,
Speaker 1: four minute, twenty splits. I want to get it down
Speaker 1: to four eight a me more. I had to press
Speaker 1: pause on my little Nike act.
Speaker 2: And so what did you do then? Did you like,
Speaker 2: did you actually vomit in your mouth?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I spent a good five or six minutes. Look genuinely,
Speaker 1: it felt like I was going to vomit. But the
Speaker 1: worst thing was there was about three or four girls
Speaker 1: who saw the entire No. And I know that they
Speaker 1: saw it because I made direct eye contact with one
Speaker 1: of them and then I didn't look back. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: I could I could feel and sense their embarrassment. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Like I could tell that they were thinking, you poor thing,
Speaker 1: A bird just took a giant dump in your mouth.
Speaker 4: So under any other circumstances when you're running shirtless by
Speaker 4: the Torrens, you'd welcome and relish that female attention, you
Speaker 4: would really soak it in.
Speaker 1: But not when a giant bird has its way with me.
Speaker 1: And I'm assuming what was left on me as well.
Speaker 1: I don't even reckon it was a bird. It might
Speaker 1: have mean a terodactus.
Speaker 2: I was a dinosaur.
Speaker 1: It was a dinosaur. It was that big, Oh god,
Speaker 1: and I went home straight away. I texted Car as well,
Speaker 1: I'm like, you're not going to leave it. A bird
Speaker 1: just genuinely shat in my mouth.
Speaker 4: And also, do you want to pash you want to
Speaker 4: do some kissing practice gun, because you don't usually my
Speaker 4: freshest let alone where there's a giant bird pooth.
Speaker 1: Circulating around my tongue. Is that better? Is that what
Speaker 1: you're into? Thirteen twenty four ten. You're embarrassing moments in public,
Speaker 1: And here's a really really specific one.
Speaker 3: If if you were along the Torrents a couple of
Speaker 3: days ago.
Speaker 1: And you saw me get out slutely smashed in the
Speaker 1: mouth by this bird, can you give us a call.
Speaker 4: We'd love to hear from you, oh God, and also
Speaker 4: thirteen twenty four to ten to any married humans actually passion.
Speaker 2: Let's go to Leah from Monopara. Good morning, good morning,
Speaker 2: How are you good? What happened to you in public? Leah?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 10: I took my two year old daughter to the water
Speaker 10: park and I went down one of the spies, like
Speaker 10: you know, had great fun. And when I'm walking back
Speaker 10: to all of my friends, everyone was just looking at
Speaker 10: me really funny. And I was holding her and I
Speaker 10: thought it was because you know, I'm a young mom.
Speaker 10: I was wearing a bikini.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 10: It wasn't until I walked all through the water parks
Speaker 10: back to my friends that I noticed that the bikini
Speaker 10: top had actually come down and there was nothing to cover.
Speaker 4: I just I just gestured to Hazy while you were
Speaker 4: telling that story, I grabbed my boob and I said
Speaker 4: that boob was out.
Speaker 1: So I remember, I remember when I was a youngster
Speaker 1: and we went to the beach, and we're from the country.
Speaker 1: We got to the beach once a year and the
Speaker 1: same thing happened to mom. Mom's coming out of the
Speaker 1: surf and there's a full breast exposed.
Speaker 3: I'm going, Mom, what are you doing thinking?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, No, we were that eccentric on the front,
Speaker 1: no idea. I thought it was.
Speaker 10: Too young to even tell me. Unfortunately, walking around like okay,
Speaker 10: I love it.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 4: Leah's like, oh my god, everyone's looking at me because
Speaker 4: I look so banging.
Speaker 2: Do you Cara from Blake for you? Good morning?
Speaker 3: Good morning?
Speaker 2: How are you good? Thank you? Your public humiliation hit
Speaker 2: us please.
Speaker 8: I was that cold yesterday, just doing my general freak
Speaker 8: shop and I had a really basket with me, and
Speaker 8: I was trying to be really agile and try to
Speaker 8: squeeze between an old lady with a walker and a prayer. Yes,
Speaker 8: And I thought, yep, I've got this, walked really quickly,
Speaker 8: and then then my basket wheel got caught on this
Speaker 8: lady's prayer released me back and I stacked it. Most
Speaker 8: of the ladies looked at me, and I was mortified,
Speaker 8: got up and was like I'm out of there. And
Speaker 8: then now down the next aisle, the same lady was
Speaker 8: there and she goes pretty sure that.
Speaker 10: That was not on my to do list.
Speaker 8: I was just there to get fruit.
Speaker 4: No, this sounds really fresh for you, too, car fresh trauma.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I can't go to colors anymore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's a big commitment to extra travel. Now
Speaker 1: will worse is on the market. Yes, maybe I finally
Speaker 1: get to go.
Speaker 4: Yeah late for you, She's going to teach Tree Gully
Speaker 4: extra travel.
Speaker 3: A lot of texts coming through as well. Thank you.
Speaker 1: Then I for double nine one nine nine one nine.
Speaker 1: This one from Hannah and Gray. She said, went for
Speaker 1: a years on a first date.
Speaker 4: She mistake first of all, don't do the first particularly
Speaker 4: the garlic.
Speaker 1: Got home and had coriane in my teeth everywhere, mortifying
Speaker 1: because she obsessively checks her teeth when she's out.
Speaker 2: Okay, let me.
Speaker 3: Throw you on the deep end here, Jones.
Speaker 1: You've had across the journey and our experience together, you've
Speaker 1: had a few little issues with sometimes a bit of
Speaker 1: lippy getting on the tea.
Speaker 2: Hm. Is it funny?
Speaker 1: It's pretty funny. It's funny, all right.
Speaker 4: We could have a chat about your vision line and
Speaker 4: the fact that you rip out your mouth guard and
Speaker 4: just splash saliva over everyone within five k's talk about that.
Speaker 1: What. I'm a very very happy person that we got
Speaker 1: to chat with Jonathan Thurston this morning too.
Speaker 4: But can I just explain something I feel the need
Speaker 4: to explain about my joke because it glitched a little
Speaker 4: bit because we spoke to JT on Facebook. But it
Speaker 4: was a mercury in uranus, So that makes the joke
Speaker 4: makes sense now because he's the Momita broke.
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Speaker 1: It was a big show today. I listened to the podcast.
Speaker 1: A big show tomorrow as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, show coming up tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Yes, have it on Hazey.
Speaker 1: He's going to return for another chance for some state
Speaker 1: of origin tickets. Yep, of course, another chance to get
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Speaker 1: in May love that for us, enjoy the rest of Monday.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and my wish for everyone out there today is
Speaker 4: that a bird doesn't poop in your mouth.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it might happen again. Watch this space
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