WEBVTT - Our Best Monday Joke Off Ever FEAT. Johnathan Thurston 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:02.880 Welcome to the podcast you Filthy slash Beautiful Animals. 0:00:04.040 --> 0:00:06.360 To have you on boards about what you were going 0:00:06.440 --> 0:00:07.120 to say then, I. 0:00:07.080 --> 0:00:07.760 Was a mixture of both. 0:00:07.760 --> 0:00:08.880 I covered off everyone all. 0:00:08.880 --> 0:00:11.600 Right, filthy people and the animals. 0:00:11.680 --> 0:00:14.760 Yeah, good stuff. Look, we like to kick start our 0:00:14.840 --> 0:00:16.159 week on the right note, and that is with a 0:00:16.160 --> 0:00:18.479 bit of a joke out. He's hit and miss. I 0:00:18.480 --> 0:00:20.639 feel like we're somewhat consistent, but we thought, you know 0:00:20.680 --> 0:00:22.400 what it needs. We need to go to a top 0:00:22.480 --> 0:00:24.160 shelf and bring in some of the big dogs. 0:00:24.200 --> 0:00:27.000 The most important thing with a joke is having someone 0:00:27.080 --> 0:00:28.480 respond accordingly with a great life. 0:00:28.560 --> 0:00:33.040 Oh Jonathan Thurston, bless you, please please check in regularly. 0:00:33.280 --> 0:00:35.240 He joined us for our Monday joke off, and let's 0:00:35.240 --> 0:00:37.640 get straight into it because I feel like this particular 0:00:37.720 --> 0:00:42.240 joke off was handcrafted by God. That's excessive. Now, that's 0:00:42.280 --> 0:00:45.159 a job. That was a joke. That's a job jo 0:00:46.040 --> 0:00:51.640 a terrible job. You know, it's time start the week right. 0:00:51.840 --> 0:00:54.080 It's just a little joke to get yourself in the mood, 0:00:54.320 --> 0:00:56.040 wrap your laughing year around it, and just. 0:00:56.000 --> 0:00:57.480 Find it in a nice direction. Get involved. 0:00:57.480 --> 0:01:00.320 Thirteen twenty fourteen cents a texto for double none, nine 0:01:00.400 --> 0:01:01.400 or nine your best joke. 0:01:01.560 --> 0:01:03.720 Yeah, and it's really important when you tell a joke 0:01:03.800 --> 0:01:06.160 to have a really good reaction, like a great laugh. 0:01:07.040 --> 0:01:09.120 Who springs to mind when you think of the greatest. 0:01:08.880 --> 0:01:11.520 Laugh in the business, Well, for me, there's only one, 0:01:11.760 --> 0:01:15.679 and that is the great Jonathan Thurston, absolute NRL legend. 0:01:16.200 --> 0:01:17.559 Should we speak to him? I think. 0:01:20.560 --> 0:01:21.800 We're good. We're good. 0:01:22.520 --> 0:01:24.840 Just before we get into the great Monday morning joke off. 0:01:24.920 --> 0:01:28.680 So heading here for Origin this week on Wednesday night. 0:01:28.840 --> 0:01:31.440 You're pumped, Yeah. 0:01:31.400 --> 0:01:33.520 Very excited. It's a great time of the year when 0:01:33.600 --> 0:01:37.240 Origin rolls around, especially for the Eastern States. That a 0:01:37.240 --> 0:01:41.320 mad rugby League fan, So yeah, first game, so we're 0:01:41.440 --> 0:01:44.800 very excited. We get there Monday and Wednesday she's on. 0:01:45.000 --> 0:01:48.120 So hopefully there's a lot of morone in the crowd. 0:01:48.640 --> 0:01:51.200 I think just about the rest of the country don't 0:01:51.280 --> 0:01:56.720 like you South Wales. 0:01:58.280 --> 0:01:59.960 All right, let's get into this. Who would like to 0:02:00.120 --> 0:02:04.600 do the honest? It's nervous going up first. 0:02:03.600 --> 0:02:06.440 Okay, let's okay, JT bit of background here, Abby from 0:02:06.440 --> 0:02:08.359 the newsroom, horrible joke teller. 0:02:08.280 --> 0:02:12.480 Yeah, awful, awful, Sorry in advance, Hey I had. 0:02:12.160 --> 0:02:12.799 One last week. 0:02:12.840 --> 0:02:16.239 Ye score everyone losing their Absolutely that is true. 0:02:16.720 --> 0:02:18.680 So she she was horrible for the first few weeks, 0:02:18.680 --> 0:02:20.760 and then she came in hot with the bluest joke 0:02:20.800 --> 0:02:22.240 that will ever be told on radio. 0:02:22.360 --> 0:02:23.959 So let's see what she's got for us this week. 0:02:24.000 --> 0:02:24.680 Abs Okay. 0:02:25.000 --> 0:02:27.240 A man walked into the gym and saw the splits. 0:02:27.600 --> 0:02:29.480 He walked over to him and said, can you teach 0:02:29.520 --> 0:02:32.079 me how to do the splits? The gym instructure turned 0:02:32.080 --> 0:02:33.839 around and said how flexible are you? 0:02:34.160 --> 0:02:34.919 And the man. 0:02:34.800 --> 0:02:49.040 Replied, I can't make Tuesdays. 0:02:52.960 --> 0:02:56.800 It's a good response with JT. You okay, do you 0:02:56.800 --> 0:02:57.960 want to go next day? 0:02:58.080 --> 0:03:00.320 I can go next if you don't mind. Mynan's a 0:03:00.360 --> 0:03:02.079 little bit quicker, but it goes a little bit something 0:03:02.160 --> 0:03:04.280 like this. What did the elephant ask the naked man? 0:03:04.919 --> 0:03:06.480 What did the elephant ask the naked man? 0:03:06.680 --> 0:03:08.639 He said, how do you breathe out of that thing? 0:03:12.520 --> 0:03:19.440 And I said mine was yeah, Okay, that's what we're 0:03:19.440 --> 0:03:19.960 talking about. 0:03:20.760 --> 0:03:23.359 Essentially a little bit of a theme week, because I'm 0:03:23.360 --> 0:03:24.400 about to go with mine. 0:03:24.480 --> 0:03:25.760 Okay, JT you ready for this? 0:03:26.680 --> 0:03:29.240 During my check up, I asked the doctor do you 0:03:29.280 --> 0:03:29.840 think I'll. 0:03:29.720 --> 0:03:32.600 Live a long and healthy life? Then he replied I 0:03:32.680 --> 0:03:34.560 doubt it. So he is in uranus right now. 0:03:34.960 --> 0:03:38.520 I said, I don't go for any of that astrology nonsense, 0:03:38.800 --> 0:03:40.680 and he replied, neither do I. 0:03:40.760 --> 0:03:52.160 My thermometer just broke. 0:03:57.680 --> 0:04:00.760 Okay, okay, J, have you got one for us, just 0:04:00.760 --> 0:04:01.640 to round it out. 0:04:01.520 --> 0:04:05.320 And to clean things up a bit, all right? 0:04:05.920 --> 0:04:10.160 Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? No, I 0:04:10.240 --> 0:04:20.920 don't worry. She woke up the kid. Oh boy, boy, Oh, 0:04:21.440 --> 0:04:23.120 I was just popping around the dump up man. 0:04:28.360 --> 0:04:33.040 Oh my god, this morning we all are J. 0:04:33.440 --> 0:04:34.400 It's always a pleasure. 0:04:34.400 --> 0:04:36.440 You're one of the nice guys, so you know, thank 0:04:36.480 --> 0:04:38.080 you so much for your time this morning. 0:04:38.600 --> 0:04:41.080 Thanks for having me go to the Maroons thirteen twenty fourteen. 0:04:41.200 --> 0:04:43.279 Or said, it's a text for double nine one nine 0:04:43.440 --> 0:04:53.120 nine one nine the Weekend Squadratulations to her boy Tommy 0:04:53.120 --> 0:04:57.800 Wren upcoming birthday for the great Man. Yes, yeah, thank you. 0:04:57.839 --> 0:05:00.560 And I was hoping that when you introduced me on 0:05:00.600 --> 0:05:03.200 the back of Jonathan Thursday, you'd say the equally powerful, 0:05:03.360 --> 0:05:04.800 but I'll take the life. 0:05:04.920 --> 0:05:05.240 You know. 0:05:06.120 --> 0:05:08.520 We've got your little card there, like you so much. 0:05:09.120 --> 0:05:10.279 You read it out, Read it out. 0:05:11.560 --> 0:05:13.400 It says on the front for the one I. 0:05:13.320 --> 0:05:15.360 Love for the one I love read? 0:05:17.720 --> 0:05:18.200 What is that? 0:05:18.720 --> 0:05:26.240 Tripad? Keep on being Tripad? Maybe happy birthday my three 0:05:26.279 --> 0:05:27.120 legged friend. 0:05:29.440 --> 0:05:31.720 Whatever that means, that's all good. 0:05:31.279 --> 0:05:34.320 Little I'm the mini man. 0:05:36.320 --> 0:05:40.039 Hazy, looking gorgeous and tan and magnificent, and I'm just 0:05:40.080 --> 0:05:41.680 looking small and white? 0:05:42.600 --> 0:05:45.120 Did you real, pale? That's not very nice? 0:05:46.080 --> 0:05:48.440 I want to keep that. That's amazing? Really did you 0:05:48.520 --> 0:05:49.800 draw that? Look at it both? 0:05:50.000 --> 0:05:50.200 You know what. 0:05:50.279 --> 0:05:52.279 I'm hanging up with him here. I was about to say, 0:05:52.920 --> 0:05:55.440 we got here, We've got there's no grays inside? Is 0:05:55.520 --> 0:05:56.240 as really nice? 0:05:57.279 --> 0:05:57.679 Anyway? 0:05:58.160 --> 0:05:58.599 Good stuff? 0:05:59.200 --> 0:05:59.880 Love that'll. 0:06:00.200 --> 0:06:02.880 Oh, let's talk some sport. Let's start with the Crows Silent. 0:06:03.800 --> 0:06:12.880 It's been a time Sunday classic few Mites in French 0:06:13.000 --> 0:06:16.640 is in the top eight and they are a genuine Kim. 0:06:16.560 --> 0:06:17.520 Chanda high I think. 0:06:17.560 --> 0:06:17.640 So. 0:06:17.800 --> 0:06:19.440 We love to take it one week at a time 0:06:19.480 --> 0:06:22.360 and not look too far ahead. After last week, Tommy, 0:06:22.400 --> 0:06:25.600 everybone's gone, oh, crashing back to earth. The Crows, Well 0:06:25.720 --> 0:06:27.680 if they are back on earth this week, well, now 0:06:27.720 --> 0:06:28.360 they're back in heaven. 0:06:28.480 --> 0:06:29.240 Unbelievable. 0:06:29.360 --> 0:06:31.360 And we spoke last week did and Win said, we're 0:06:31.400 --> 0:06:33.600 prepared to forgive them one. We'll give them one Mulligan 0:06:33.640 --> 0:06:36.520 to borrow a golfing term and say that they've got 0:06:36.560 --> 0:06:37.039 to respond. 0:06:37.160 --> 0:06:39.240 They did that. That is a genuine win. 0:06:39.400 --> 0:06:41.159 I think it's probably the best win of the season 0:06:41.200 --> 0:06:43.120 because of what they came up against Brisbane. 0:06:43.120 --> 0:06:45.279 It's such a good term. It's a decent scalpe, isn't 0:06:45.279 --> 0:06:46.200 it fantastic? 0:06:46.279 --> 0:06:48.520 And Jody, I just think for the first time since 0:06:48.560 --> 0:06:50.880 twenty seventeen, and we know what the club's been through, 0:06:51.200 --> 0:06:54.360 since that horrific Gold Coast camp and the Grand Final, 0:06:54.720 --> 0:06:56.600 to see them on the up again and to see 0:06:56.600 --> 0:06:59.440 the way they're playing, it's just so exciting for not 0:06:59.520 --> 0:07:02.440 just the player and the coaches, but also the fans. 0:07:02.440 --> 0:07:04.080 They've been through hell. It's great. 0:07:04.160 --> 0:07:06.080 But I think that's the cool thing about both sides 0:07:06.080 --> 0:07:06.520 at the moment. 0:07:06.600 --> 0:07:10.560 So many kids, kids coming through that are just absolute guns. 0:07:10.600 --> 0:07:13.040 And Isaac Rank and how good yesterday Josh Rah Shelley. 0:07:13.320 --> 0:07:15.960 They both kicked, you know, arguably the goals of the 0:07:15.960 --> 0:07:18.840 week in the same game, you know, And you're right, Jody, 0:07:18.880 --> 0:07:22.120 those younger players coming through, like that's Michael Any. I 0:07:22.160 --> 0:07:24.560 know he kicked four goals yesterday, Charlie Cameron, but I 0:07:24.560 --> 0:07:26.000 actually thought he played really well, he. 0:07:26.040 --> 0:07:26.640 Did really well. 0:07:27.200 --> 0:07:29.720 Cameron's a gun. Yeah, that's the thing, and unfortunately there 0:07:29.720 --> 0:07:34.200 could be four little lapses and that's all Bang puts 0:07:34.200 --> 0:07:35.120 through four goals. 0:07:35.880 --> 0:07:36.360 Let him go. 0:07:36.560 --> 0:07:39.560 Wasn't it a wonderful thing? 0:07:40.240 --> 0:07:40.720 I'll tell you what. 0:07:41.200 --> 0:07:43.200 So the future looks good for the Crows, and perhaps 0:07:43.200 --> 0:07:44.280 the future is now for Port. 0:07:44.480 --> 0:07:47.680 But the moment on the siren is about Ken Hickley 0:07:47.760 --> 0:07:51.960 and his men h in a row an equal club record. 0:07:52.320 --> 0:07:54.160 You go, that's a nice stat for Port fans. 0:07:54.240 --> 0:07:54.760 What about that? 0:07:54.880 --> 0:07:56.720 So if they beat Hawthorne this week at home, which 0:07:56.720 --> 0:07:59.400 you expect they would, it'd be the best ever streak 0:08:00.080 --> 0:08:02.400 in nine and two. And it's not pretty at times, 0:08:02.440 --> 0:08:06.040 even yesterday, but they find a way and talk about 0:08:06.040 --> 0:08:07.880 man crushes Hazy and Zach Butters. 0:08:08.280 --> 0:08:10.960 I think I'm officially in love. Yeah, how do we 0:08:11.520 --> 0:08:14.560 how do we describe this in terms of just how 0:08:14.600 --> 0:08:18.960 a roused you can get from player? Tom and I 0:08:19.000 --> 0:08:22.520 are both at maximum capacity? Twelve out of ten, yeah, 0:08:22.640 --> 0:08:23.400 twelve out of ten? 0:08:23.440 --> 0:08:23.600 Off? 0:08:23.720 --> 0:08:25.480 The rickson is off? Yeah? 0:08:25.560 --> 0:08:28.160 Can I tell Tom Zach Butter's story about how I 0:08:28.160 --> 0:08:31.560 saw him the Live Golf launch way? So we're having 0:08:31.680 --> 0:08:33.640 chat with why didn't I see him, Oh okay, set 0:08:33.679 --> 0:08:36.080 him down having chat for rages and he goes anyway, 0:08:36.120 --> 0:08:38.800 he turns around, he goes, so what do you do? 0:08:39.160 --> 0:08:42.079 And I went, I don't know. I came down to 0:08:42.120 --> 0:08:44.360 your training sometimes like to report on it a little bit. 0:08:44.360 --> 0:08:48.240 And he goes, oh yeah, just so knock about yeah, 0:08:48.320 --> 0:08:50.640 how about it? Effectively Jody going up to Zach Butters 0:08:50.760 --> 0:08:52.960 Zach Butters and basically saying to him, do you know 0:08:52.960 --> 0:08:57.080 who I am? 0:08:57.920 --> 0:08:59.559 I think he felt sorry for me afterwards, so he 0:08:59.600 --> 0:09:01.000 chucked me follow on Instagram. 0:09:01.920 --> 0:09:07.240 That's nice. And finally let's talk about the thunderbirds outrageous finish. Well, 0:09:07.320 --> 0:09:11.520 we have fifty three apiece? What time is the official score? 0:09:11.559 --> 0:09:22.439 One goal? Official score is one goal? Ah confusion. 0:09:22.720 --> 0:09:26.320 So basically what happened was on the official telecast on Fox, 0:09:26.640 --> 0:09:29.320 they had it as a draw and then they had 0:09:29.320 --> 0:09:32.240 to go to the scorers and go, okay, they're like 0:09:32.400 --> 0:09:34.920 one up. Because we're all Thunderbirds were all celebrating. I'm thinking, 0:09:34.920 --> 0:09:37.960 why are they celebrating? It's a bloody draw, and then yeah, 0:09:37.960 --> 0:09:38.400 there you go. 0:09:38.840 --> 0:09:40.760 Great result and I think the second time this season 0:09:40.760 --> 0:09:43.120 they're beating the Fever by a goal. Just hope they 0:09:43.120 --> 0:09:44.960 say one of those for the finals as well. But 0:09:45.320 --> 0:09:47.480 what it means, you know, they stay in top spot 0:09:47.720 --> 0:09:49.920 and after a poor performance last week, a bit like 0:09:49.920 --> 0:09:52.480 the Crows to bounce back and they were hit by 0:09:52.520 --> 0:09:54.920 injuries last week, but to bounce back, I mean, that's 0:09:55.040 --> 0:09:56.600 huge for their season, the Thunderbirds. 0:09:56.600 --> 0:09:58.280 And then if you guys have got a man crush on, 0:09:59.200 --> 0:10:00.640 I've got one on Sterling. 0:10:00.760 --> 0:10:02.360 How good is she? 0:10:02.559 --> 0:10:05.080 The most unbelievable netballer I've ever seen. 0:10:05.040 --> 0:10:08.240 And athleticism and for those that haven't seen it up close, 0:10:08.559 --> 0:10:10.320 do yourself a favor and actually get to a game 0:10:10.400 --> 0:10:13.439 because she you have to be there watching her to 0:10:13.720 --> 0:10:15.560 appreciate just how dynamic she is. 0:10:15.679 --> 0:10:15.880 Yeah. 0:10:15.920 --> 0:10:16.960 Yeah, she's so good. 0:10:17.080 --> 0:10:18.800 Is absolutely incredible. 0:10:18.840 --> 0:10:20.360 And I don't want to call it early, but god, 0:10:20.360 --> 0:10:21.880 if we don't play in the Grand Final this year, 0:10:22.400 --> 0:10:22.880 then I'll. 0:10:22.720 --> 0:10:24.840 Go heea, No, they'll make it. They're going to make it, Jody. 0:10:24.920 --> 0:10:26.960 Yeah, but it's going to be heart stopping if they 0:10:26.960 --> 0:10:29.040 come up against the Fever. Can you imagine in the 0:10:29.040 --> 0:10:31.280 Grand Final. It's just going to be it's going to 0:10:31.320 --> 0:10:32.400 be too much for my little heart. 0:10:32.600 --> 0:10:34.760 But it's good. It's nice that they're back there a 0:10:34.760 --> 0:10:36.240 bit like the crows. It's been too long. 0:10:36.280 --> 0:10:36.920 Oh it's been. 0:10:37.320 --> 0:10:40.880 It's been torture for Thunderbirds fans for quite a number 0:10:40.880 --> 0:10:43.080 of years now, but to see them back just in 0:10:43.120 --> 0:10:44.440 this form is unbelievable. 0:10:44.480 --> 0:10:45.360 Guys. 0:10:45.400 --> 0:10:47.880 We could talk about the Thunderbirds until the cows come, 0:10:49.400 --> 0:10:51.000 but the news is coming up and Renie's got to 0:10:51.000 --> 0:10:51.720 get back upstairs. 0:10:51.760 --> 0:10:54.600 So really appreciate its Wednesday, Thank you so much. 0:10:54.720 --> 0:10:57.160 Thanks Tommy. If it's time for a winter trip, but 0:10:57.280 --> 0:10:59.640 jump home morning. It's the place to go for quick Ossie. 0:11:00.360 --> 0:11:02.080 To me, it's just getting in the car and just 0:11:02.160 --> 0:11:03.199 going for a cruise and. 0:11:03.200 --> 0:11:05.319 Exploring for accommodation, flights and more. 0:11:05.400 --> 0:11:08.040 Book on the wafat what if it's ouzzy for travel. 0:11:10.120 --> 0:11:14.280 But you're telling me that you've got the time machine 0:11:14.720 --> 0:11:17.640 on this daisy, Get a cool, cats and kittens. Welcome 0:11:17.640 --> 0:11:21.000 the Monday, and welcome to your little daily dose of 0:11:21.120 --> 0:11:24.760 knowledge from this particular day, because why not you absolutely 0:11:25.040 --> 0:11:26.480 smashed up brain cells. 0:11:26.840 --> 0:11:28.080 Times to get back on straight and narrow. 0:11:28.160 --> 0:11:30.240 Yeah, so true, and there's one man who can do it. 0:11:30.240 --> 0:11:32.640 It's you, mate, it's me. I know what day it is. 0:11:33.280 --> 0:11:36.360 It's Monday, twenty ninth, of May. Let's go back to 0:11:36.400 --> 0:11:39.800 nineteen sixty seven Old Gallagher born in Manchester, England. Today 0:11:39.880 --> 0:11:43.640 is his fifty sixth birthday. What about Nol and Liam 0:11:43.880 --> 0:11:47.440 just absolutely too positively charged ions trying to go at 0:11:47.480 --> 0:11:49.160 each other, but you can't get them together. No, I 0:11:49.320 --> 0:11:49.960 hate each other. 0:11:50.000 --> 0:11:51.480 I look at my kids sometimes in the way they 0:11:51.480 --> 0:11:53.520 fight and they go, oh, well listen, not the Gallaghers. 0:11:53.559 --> 0:11:56.080 Yeah, the Gallighers fighting. They take it to the next level. 0:11:56.400 --> 0:11:57.800 They bash each other up if they could. 0:11:58.000 --> 0:11:59.520 I think they nearly have come to blows. 0:11:59.600 --> 0:11:59.960 I reckon. 0:12:00.240 --> 0:12:03.480 Yeah. And it's always the fact as well that they're 0:12:03.640 --> 0:12:06.240 such absolute iconic musicians. 0:12:06.600 --> 0:12:09.800 It's like, boys, short your stuff out and just give 0:12:09.840 --> 0:12:10.600 us more music. 0:12:11.400 --> 0:12:12.040 Exactly. 0:12:12.320 --> 0:12:13.760 It's very rock star from isn't it? 0:12:13.640 --> 0:12:16.120 It is nineteen sixty seven five dollar notes we introduced 0:12:16.120 --> 0:12:17.439 for the first time in Australia. 0:12:18.240 --> 0:12:18.920 Nice, isn't it? 0:12:19.640 --> 0:12:22.600 Sometimes and having a really good week my well, it's 0:12:22.640 --> 0:12:24.920 just brimming with at least two five dollar notes. 0:12:24.920 --> 0:12:25.599 I know I've seen that. 0:12:25.840 --> 0:12:27.240 Oh wow, it's like a sea of pink in there. 0:12:27.320 --> 0:12:29.200 Yeah. And sometimes you like to show off and just 0:12:29.280 --> 0:12:31.400 like really pull them up out the top so we 0:12:31.440 --> 0:12:32.280 all know you've got. 0:12:32.120 --> 0:12:33.439 Ten MUCKs in you will what's that? 0:12:33.679 --> 0:12:33.960 What's it? 0:12:34.080 --> 0:12:39.480 Probably totals around fifteen dollars dollar dollar bills y'o. Nineteen 0:12:39.520 --> 0:12:42.440 eighty seven, Michael Jackson made an unsuccessful bit of fifty 0:12:42.679 --> 0:12:45.199 thousand dollars to obtain the remains of the y elephant man 0:12:45.280 --> 0:12:48.280 Joseph Mary Michael Jackson. He would come and spend time 0:12:48.320 --> 0:12:51.760 on his own sitting next to the skeleton, obviously contemplating 0:12:52.000 --> 0:12:55.359 as America, that's just creepy. 0:12:55.080 --> 0:12:58.400 That is so bizarre war, But we expect nothing less 0:12:58.440 --> 0:13:01.280 from a man who, I mean, let's face it, hasn't 0:13:01.360 --> 0:13:03.120 had a monkey as a pet and then dangled his 0:13:03.160 --> 0:13:04.240 baby over a balcony. 0:13:04.559 --> 0:13:06.680 So next step by the elephant man? 0:13:06.720 --> 0:13:07.079 Why not? 0:13:07.120 --> 0:13:07.920 It's good? 0:13:07.920 --> 0:13:09.760 Call bad like they're wacko jacko. 0:13:10.800 --> 0:13:14.559 Twenty fourteen, Costco opened their first Queensland store and has 0:13:14.679 --> 0:13:15.840 that just become an institution? 0:13:16.040 --> 0:13:19.080 Costco and Eyes have never been there, but everyone says 0:13:19.080 --> 0:13:19.800 it's worth it. 0:13:19.800 --> 0:13:20.360 It's really good. 0:13:20.360 --> 0:13:21.439 But don't you have to buy a membership? 0:13:21.440 --> 0:13:21.679 Don't it? 0:13:21.840 --> 0:13:22.040 Do you? 0:13:22.160 --> 0:13:24.600 Yeah? Because you get in bulk it's really good and 0:13:24.600 --> 0:13:25.880 you're like, oh, just get a power and you come 0:13:25.920 --> 0:13:29.880 back with like eighty power raids that'll do a number 0:13:29.880 --> 0:13:32.120 one song on May twenty nine in nineteen ninety seven. 0:13:32.240 --> 0:13:35.400 What about this? You might want to admit. 0:13:35.160 --> 0:13:38.199 It, but it's a good song. Bop by hands. 0:13:38.320 --> 0:13:41.160 Oh, it's a great song. Wash your very mouth out. 0:13:41.200 --> 0:13:43.600 They're still touring too, by the way, the boys they are, Yeah, 0:13:43.720 --> 0:13:44.160 voice is. 0:13:44.120 --> 0:13:46.400 Broken and all sorts of things, and they've got hair 0:13:46.440 --> 0:13:50.440 and random places too far. Maybe they know you're saying. 0:13:50.480 --> 0:14:00.079 They don't get it anyway. What about the news that 0:14:00.160 --> 0:14:02.439 Abby's blast out? A couple of times about the person 0:14:02.440 --> 0:14:06.760 in North Queensland. Yeah, survived a crock attack, severe facial injuries, 0:14:06.800 --> 0:14:07.720 but he's going to survive. 0:14:07.920 --> 0:14:08.800 Just what goes on. 0:14:08.960 --> 0:14:10.560 So when I wake up in the morning, I think, 0:14:10.720 --> 0:14:12.720 you know what, I just don't get bitten on the 0:14:12.760 --> 0:14:13.880 face by a croc today. 0:14:14.040 --> 0:14:15.480 No, that's going to one name. 0:14:16.440 --> 0:14:18.400 He got me thinking though as well, and please get 0:14:18.440 --> 0:14:20.080 involved thirteen to twenty four to ten per cents of 0:14:20.120 --> 0:14:22.280 text as well, low for double nine nine nine on nine. 0:14:22.200 --> 0:14:23.280 The things that You've been bitten by? 0:14:23.440 --> 0:14:26.240 Wow, Yeah, I'm sensing you've got a list. 0:14:26.440 --> 0:14:26.560 Well. 0:14:26.600 --> 0:14:28.600 I grew up on the farm, yes, and pretty much 0:14:28.600 --> 0:14:30.600 every animal that I came God dag with At some 0:14:30.640 --> 0:14:32.880 stage we had some sort of disagreement where it was 0:14:32.920 --> 0:14:37.000 me biting them or them biting me, mainly then biting me. 0:14:37.120 --> 0:14:38.960 But can I just go through the animals that I've 0:14:38.960 --> 0:14:39.360 been bitten by? 0:14:39.560 --> 0:14:39.800 Sure? 0:14:39.840 --> 0:14:42.200 I can just imagine all these animals just looking at you, 0:14:42.200 --> 0:14:43.520 going this is low hagging fruit. 0:14:43.600 --> 0:14:45.040 Yeah, I'm going to real crack here. 0:14:45.080 --> 0:14:46.120 You know, enough's enough? 0:14:46.240 --> 0:14:49.480 Back they bite me a fox, a sheep, a horse, 0:14:49.600 --> 0:14:53.440 a rat, some mice, a redback spider, a cat, a cow, 0:14:53.520 --> 0:14:57.960 a guinea pig, a ferret, and a cane toad. A 0:14:58.000 --> 0:14:59.560 cane toad's get nip you can. 0:15:00.040 --> 0:15:00.200 Yeah. 0:15:00.200 --> 0:15:01.440 We just spent a lot of time up in North 0:15:01.480 --> 0:15:03.120 Queens then, and they are everywhere? 0:15:03.200 --> 0:15:04.000 Are they poisonous? 0:15:04.160 --> 0:15:05.880 Don't you piss off a cane toake because he will? 0:15:05.920 --> 0:15:07.560 But you are they dangerous? Though? 0:15:07.600 --> 0:15:07.680 Like? 0:15:07.760 --> 0:15:09.040 Yeah, you don't donat them? 0:15:09.320 --> 0:15:12.040 No, no, because they've got the poison glands on their shoulders. 0:15:12.080 --> 0:15:14.480 I thought, yeah, did they squirt you? Is that what? 0:15:15.080 --> 0:15:15.280 Well? 0:15:15.320 --> 0:15:16.960 I think that's a bit of an old wives tarle. 0:15:17.040 --> 0:15:20.040 I think, yeah they can, they're poisonous, but I don't 0:15:20.080 --> 0:15:22.640 think they can, you know, squirt you with poison? 0:15:22.720 --> 0:15:27.440 Okay, So of all those animals that have just gone on. 0:15:27.560 --> 0:15:30.200 Andrew Hayes, Yeah, what was the most painful. 0:15:30.640 --> 0:15:32.880 The most painful was the fox. So fox when I 0:15:32.960 --> 0:15:35.480 was in primary school and I get in trouble from 0:15:35.480 --> 0:15:37.200 one of those who are get to frown down on this. 0:15:37.280 --> 0:15:39.200 But I chased the fox on the full will motorbike 0:15:39.600 --> 0:15:42.120 and then the fox played dead and I picked him 0:15:42.200 --> 0:15:43.920 up and I took him home to show dad. 0:15:43.920 --> 0:15:44.440 Of course you did. 0:15:45.160 --> 0:15:48.120 And as the moment I let go of him, he 0:15:48.280 --> 0:15:51.120 sprung to life. He went bang, bit me on the hand, 0:15:51.800 --> 0:15:53.240 drew blood, and he ran off. 0:15:54.200 --> 0:15:55.200 Clever mister fox. 0:15:55.360 --> 0:15:57.040 Yeah I'm not dead. 0:15:57.800 --> 0:16:01.680 Dead, got that your big knob is what he was thinking. 0:16:02.120 --> 0:16:03.880 So red back spider, you got chomped on. 0:16:03.880 --> 0:16:06.320 Bite, Yeah, just a little bite. You kind of got 0:16:06.360 --> 0:16:08.040 a little bit woozy, a little bit sick. But my 0:16:08.120 --> 0:16:10.640 dad got bitten by red back heaps like red backs, 0:16:11.160 --> 0:16:13.040 I'm pretty sure. I don't want to jinx anyone, but 0:16:13.840 --> 0:16:15.600 when was the last time someone died from a red back? 0:16:15.800 --> 0:16:17.960 So thirteen twenty four ten? Did you die from a 0:16:18.000 --> 0:16:18.880 red spot? 0:16:22.200 --> 0:16:25.280 Next step as well, as we're progressing from animals to humans, 0:16:25.320 --> 0:16:27.680 and it's quite common now for my daughter to bite me. 0:16:28.000 --> 0:16:29.000 Yeah that as well. 0:16:29.360 --> 0:16:34.600 A little bit my kid got bitten at childcare. So 0:16:34.800 --> 0:16:37.400 another kid just came and bit her on the arm. 0:16:37.520 --> 0:16:38.040 Yeah. Wow. 0:16:39.320 --> 0:16:42.720 And then the childcit teacher was telling me that she 0:16:42.800 --> 0:16:44.640 came up to her in the playground a little bit 0:16:44.680 --> 0:16:47.760 afterwards and sort of fronted Peyton. 0:16:47.920 --> 0:16:49.560 Yeah no, that's not Harper. 0:16:49.640 --> 0:16:54.440 I mean twenty four ten, anyone else macks up their 0:16:54.520 --> 0:16:57.720 kids and came up to her and Harper has just 0:16:57.760 --> 0:16:58.760 two hands. 0:16:58.600 --> 0:16:59.440 Just pushed her over. 0:17:00.040 --> 0:17:01.640 Oh bang, bitter back. 0:17:01.640 --> 0:17:03.320 Gone on like full offensive. 0:17:03.480 --> 0:17:04.679 Then bang rabies. 0:17:07.280 --> 0:17:10.600