Speaker 1: Good morning, Melbourne, Jason Lauren, start your morning the right way,
Speaker 1: gonna be great, gonna be a good day.
Speaker 2: This is Jason Lauren.
Speaker 3: You're one hundred Well, good morning everybody, and Hapa baradaod
Speaker 3: morning Chase.
Speaker 4: Now I'm excited because we are not saying good morning
Speaker 4: to Clint. We are saying a.
Speaker 5: Ball good morning.
Speaker 4: He's wearing a barade.
Speaker 2: Bir b that's apparently hello in the evening. It's ten o'clock.
Speaker 5: Here go speak to you.
Speaker 2: I'm in Paris. I haven't fallen in love, but I
Speaker 2: love the city.
Speaker 6: I love.
Speaker 7: Late day.
Speaker 5: So you only just touched.
Speaker 2: On jet lag.
Speaker 4: So I woke up very early because I've still got
Speaker 4: a bit of jet lag from Europe.
Speaker 5: And that was a week ago.
Speaker 4: I know, but I've been waking up at three o'clock
Speaker 4: every morning. I'm not winging about it. I'm just telling
Speaker 4: you as a fact. I'm waking up at three o'clock
Speaker 4: every morning.
Speaker 5: I get a jet lag from Rye for like two weeks.
Speaker 4: It's like Clint will be awake. So I text him,
Speaker 4: I'm like, how are you going? And I think his
Speaker 4: message said, I feel not quite right, lossy. I'm desperately
Speaker 4: trying to stay awake on day one and I got
Speaker 4: the wobbles.
Speaker 5: All right, Clint, run me through it. You did the
Speaker 5: seventeen hour Juggernaut flight. Yes, Earth Direct, How was it?
Speaker 2: It was very nice, lovely flight, beautiful hospitality. So got
Speaker 2: in local times six am. It's now ten pm. So
Speaker 2: I've kept myself awake all day. Ye, you've just been
Speaker 2: roaming the streets and I bought this beautiful from the
Speaker 2: Champs Say very overpriced at age euro anyway, didn't I
Speaker 2: look like a massive tourist flog walking back on the
Speaker 2: Metro with my beret tuck downder, my.
Speaker 8: Arm, Oh my gosh, I love this.
Speaker 4: You've also got a Louis Vuitton bag, pine because you're
Speaker 4: on zoom from your hotel room. If we've been shopping already.
Speaker 2: I went for a trip to Louis v and I
Speaker 2: went in for an inspection, and I walked out a
Speaker 2: little bit lighter in the wallet department.
Speaker 5: Louis Boton.
Speaker 4: Oh no, well, they give.
Speaker 2: You an individual, They give you your own personal shopping assistant,
Speaker 2: don't they.
Speaker 4: When you go to Louis Vuitton or America. You can't
Speaker 4: just walk in. You walk in and they make you
Speaker 4: wait in line and then they're like, okay, this is.
Speaker 8: Fred, your personal shopper.
Speaker 4: There's so much.
Speaker 5: I think it was because then you advised even a
Speaker 5: country road. I feel bad handing back the jumper.
Speaker 8: Walk around and watch you.
Speaker 2: No, what did you He followed me from the leather
Speaker 2: goods up into men's wear and then into the shoe section.
Speaker 4: Buy something you can't clothes, like you'd have to mortgage
Speaker 4: the house. You didn't buy clothes.
Speaker 2: I just came off the offset account.
Speaker 4: Anyways, what did you buy?
Speaker 8: Not not from the Runway collection I bought.
Speaker 2: I think it was last season, maybe because it was
Speaker 2: a little bit cheaper. I bought a lovely Polo, lovely
Speaker 2: new Polo, and then I bought a T shirt as well,
Speaker 2: Louis von Polo. When bag looks good, a Louis.
Speaker 8: Vuitton Polo T shirt and a normal T shirt.
Speaker 5: Put on the.
Speaker 2: Come on, I'm not gonna not. Maybe maybe later, Maybe later.
Speaker 8: He's embarrassed. He knows that that's outrageous.
Speaker 5: I wonder if it will match the WOOI Vaton luggage
Speaker 5: I brought in Thailand. Bali, yeah, my little Woo I
Speaker 5: love Lewis for to Clint, I must say. The beret
Speaker 5: looks very good on you.
Speaker 8: Have you had a cross on yet?
Speaker 2: Thank you? I've had a few crossholes. Yes. The bous
Speaker 2: lingeries here are very good. Any cocktails had a couple
Speaker 2: of cocky cockies this afternoon?
Speaker 5: You didn't muck around?
Speaker 8: What did you get a French Montini?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 2: I got the mocktail version.
Speaker 5: Oh it so.
Speaker 8: Sounds like something you would do with Paris.
Speaker 5: Okay, how funny is that us at six am and
Speaker 5: him at ten? People Lauren's bit asleep for like twelve
Speaker 5: hours and I forgot to take my meds. So today
Speaker 5: is going to be one loose shot.
Speaker 2: Just very quickly. I'm at the Novatel in northern Paris,
Speaker 2: I think, no hotel. Okay, So the big coach pools
Speaker 2: up at nine o'clock anyway, and all these Olympians start
Speaker 2: getting off. I'm like, this is very exciting. What Olympians
Speaker 2: would be saying it the Lenova Hotel would be like Argentina,
Speaker 2: is it Brazil? It's it's Rwanda. Rwanda is staying with us.
Speaker 4: Here at the hotel before they move into the athletes
Speaker 4: Village Eves room.
Speaker 2: They're very fish they running around the hotel.
Speaker 8: Did they not get the memory of the athletes.
Speaker 2: They're very fit, they're they're Olympians.
Speaker 5: What do you think a coach load of fatties is
Speaker 5: going to arrive?
Speaker 8: Don't ask them for a running race.
Speaker 5: All right, it's just gone four past six. We've got
Speaker 5: a huge show coming up today. Christiphertruck. You're going to
Speaker 5: join us a little bit later on as well. Let's
Speaker 5: get into it. This is Nova. Clint is joining us
Speaker 5: from Patti.
Speaker 2: He is.
Speaker 5: They're ahead of the Olympics. I'm not sure why a
Speaker 5: week earlier, but I guess you haven't got a beat
Speaker 5: the traffic.
Speaker 4: It's just so. It brings me so much joy that
Speaker 4: he's actually got to Paris before the athletes, and he
Speaker 4: flew up the front and they're in economy like.
Speaker 2: Just very quickly. We were on the plane today on
Speaker 2: the Quantus flight from Perth to power Us with the
Speaker 2: hockey players, the hockey ruse and the cooker Burroughs.
Speaker 4: Are they sitting up the front with you?
Speaker 2: They the captain of the Cooker Barros were sitting up
Speaker 2: the front.
Speaker 4: Yes, are you series? Just the captain?
Speaker 5: We can't put them all in there.
Speaker 4: I know, But then as the captain, don't you go nope,
Speaker 4: I'm with you in solidarity. Guys.
Speaker 5: You don't is that our captain?
Speaker 4: Yeah? No, I would, I wouldn't do it.
Speaker 5: You've probably sent your garlic bread down the back. Can
Speaker 5: you take this to my fellow team members down the
Speaker 5: back of the plane. I'm full?
Speaker 8: Okay? Now, why is producer Jazz standing in here with
Speaker 8: headphones on?
Speaker 5: Okay? I bought in producages this morning.
Speaker 8: What have you done?
Speaker 5: Hang on? What mikey on?
Speaker 4: There?
Speaker 5: There we go? No, oh, there.
Speaker 4: We're doing it. We're sailing a smooth ship.
Speaker 5: There we Yeah, get that microphone up there. All right?
Speaker 5: So I bought in our producages this morning because guys,
Speaker 5: I'm not sure if you're aware, but he has been
Speaker 5: paying tribute to Nelly all week.
Speaker 10: That is that what you think?
Speaker 5: Nelly hot in here? That's shaggy, Yeah, that's shaggy.
Speaker 10: Come on, Nelly was hot in here, he was on
Speaker 10: the counter, Nellie hard in here, ride with me. Remember
Speaker 10: Nelly had his bandages on his cheeks. That was part
Speaker 10: of his get up, that was part of his look.
Speaker 10: And I don't think he was really injured. I think
Speaker 10: that was just an aesthetic thing. I've got real Nelly bandages,
Speaker 10: but on my four Yeah, and before that, I didn't
Speaker 10: notice I had quite a larger bandage on the week
Speaker 10: prior because last week I had a little procedure done
Speaker 10: on my head.
Speaker 5: I have to have something.
Speaker 8: Removed your brain.
Speaker 4: No, it wasn't.
Speaker 10: I can't afford to have.
Speaker 5: Any of my brain taken.
Speaker 2: He didn't get shot like Donald Trump.
Speaker 10: It would have been a better shot if they got
Speaker 10: me right, because this is right in the middle.
Speaker 4: Of my forehead between your eyes.
Speaker 10: I'll give you a bit of a thing, the doctor said.
Speaker 10: When I went in to have this procedure done. He said, oh,
Speaker 10: two other gentlemen have been in here to have this
Speaker 10: thing done, the thing that was on your head. They
Speaker 10: had it on their head as well, one on the left,
Speaker 10: one on the right of their forehead. You have it
Speaker 10: right in the middle. And I said, I know it's
Speaker 10: growing on my head.
Speaker 5: What was growing?
Speaker 8: What was growing on it?
Speaker 10: It was a small It started off as a small
Speaker 10: sebaceous cyst.
Speaker 8: So is that like a skin cancer?
Speaker 10: No, it's not malignant. I thought it was a pimble.
Speaker 10: This thing has been growing for like a year and
Speaker 10: a half, started off very small.
Speaker 5: That would have been cooler.
Speaker 2: You said, salacious, spacious, sacioussacious, which is basically just a
Speaker 2: growth of the things that are under your skin, like fat,
Speaker 2: the protein, the cells.
Speaker 5: And Jesus going to pop up.
Speaker 10: When when it can't get out, it just forms a
Speaker 10: little essentially pimple. But it starts to grow and it's
Speaker 10: hard and it's squishy, and it was right in the
Speaker 10: middle of my head like a little marble. Yeah. So
Speaker 10: I was like, you, they're not dangerous, but I was like,
Speaker 10: it's growing on my head.
Speaker 4: I wanted, so you have to go a plastic surgeon.
Speaker 10: No, I just went to a clinic.
Speaker 4: I maybe you should have come to a plastic surgeon,
Speaker 4: given it's right in the middle of I.
Speaker 10: Got a nose job, and I.
Speaker 5: Only noticed it the last couple of weeks. Like you say,
Speaker 5: you've had it for a year, I've not seen it,
Speaker 5: Like I haven't noticed it on your head for a year. Okay,
Speaker 5: So a couple of needles in the.
Speaker 10: Hit, A couple of needles, four needles for some local
Speaker 10: anesthetic right in my forehead.
Speaker 4: I'll get used to it. We get needles in our head.
Speaker 10: That's what I was trying to remind myself as I
Speaker 10: was And yeah, for normal me right off. And then
Speaker 10: and then I don't know, I closed my eyes. He
Speaker 10: put a little, you know, like a syergical sheet over
Speaker 10: my head so I didn't see the the scalpel going
Speaker 10: towards my head, and then he just popped it out.
Speaker 4: I knew a girl that had something about that in
Speaker 4: the iron Chet's get it cut out of her eye. Oh.
Speaker 10: I wouldn't be able for that.
Speaker 5: Were you allowed to meet the cyst after it was.
Speaker 10: Remaber, Yes, I wanted to as well. I wanted to
Speaker 10: come face to fast because I've only seen you still
Speaker 10: got it. I've only seen the pimple on my head
Speaker 10: in the mirror of the jar.
Speaker 8: I'm leaving just so you.
Speaker 10: Know, so the show.
Speaker 5: If we bring a cyst in a jar.
Speaker 8: I'm out of here.
Speaker 2: He gave me a jo.
Speaker 4: Don't don't you dare. I don't want to see it.
Speaker 4: Don't you eat don't I'm not even kidding.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, there's nothing salacious about that.
Speaker 5: That was growing on your We've just put it up
Speaker 5: on the big screen in the studio. It looks like
Speaker 5: some sort of wild animals about eat.
Speaker 10: Me is gone.
Speaker 5: Glas has walked out. God, if only I knew all
Speaker 5: I had to do was roll is syst out a
Speaker 5: few years ago, and I would have got this place
Speaker 5: to myself.
Speaker 10: Like it looks sober and the photo And to be honest,
Speaker 10: I was expecting like something yellow, right, because that's what
Speaker 10: that's what you'd imagine.
Speaker 5: Like I expected, like you know, Clint, you know the
Speaker 5: dr pimple proper video. Expected that. But this is more.
Speaker 10: Now, this is firm.
Speaker 5: This is firm. Did you have it? Did you have
Speaker 5: a field you No? I didn't.
Speaker 10: I didn't want to open and I didn't want to
Speaker 10: open the jar. Have you have you got No, I
Speaker 10: don't have the jar because they sent it off them.
Speaker 4: And play song. Thank you. Lauren Phillips has left the building.
Speaker 5: You're being a sister. Just you're.
Speaker 4: Also since you did that to me, I'm going to
Speaker 4: tell you this. I had a boyfriend once that had
Speaker 4: one of these on his head and he had to
Speaker 4: get it cut out and it grew back.
Speaker 10: No, he said, if he drains it, it might grow back.
Speaker 10: But because I had it removed from the saurus, he
Speaker 10: said it, she'll be good to go. You should never
Speaker 10: see this little fellow again.
Speaker 5: You will now be not a cis boys going to
Speaker 5: grow back? Brother, brother and sister. Hey, we just did
Speaker 5: pro the popo there, Clint. You might have heard Lauren
Speaker 5: just softly mentioned that she thought the police officers yesterday
Speaker 5: from the Special Operations Group were quite attractive.
Speaker 8: Well, it was like the outfit, the whole thing.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
Speaker 5: You don't have to tell him. I've got the off
Speaker 5: air audio from yesterday today were in. Would you have
Speaker 5: a listen to that?
Speaker 4: I'd like to hear it to this being recorded.
Speaker 5: No, but you know, stop, take a listen to the
Speaker 5: passion in her voice.
Speaker 4: Thanks again, Ben, what a babe, So gentle. But he
Speaker 4: was lovely, he was delightful.
Speaker 5: I think she said he can shoot me anytime.
Speaker 4: I didn't you said that even you thought he was hot?
Speaker 4: Yeah he was, but I said it and he was
Speaker 4: still in the building.
Speaker 5: Unfortunately, if you're going to be taken out by someone,
Speaker 5: you want it to be a hottie. Haw's patty. This
Speaker 5: time of night, Clinton, how's Paris.
Speaker 2: It's beautiful, beautiful Parisian night. I tell you what, it's
Speaker 2: not as busy as I thought here.
Speaker 8: Well, I reckon because I saying that on the news.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think a lot of the Parisians have actually
Speaker 2: got out of town. That said that the airport was
Speaker 2: just packed. So I think you know the tourists are
Speaker 2: arriving en mass.
Speaker 4: Can you see the Eiffel Tower from your hotel room
Speaker 4: or is that I can?
Speaker 2: I thought when I was checking in she was just
Speaker 2: joking when she said you have a tower views? Well,
Speaker 2: O body got Eiffel? Tell you can?
Speaker 5: I ask a stupid question, right, because I've never been
Speaker 5: to Paris, never never been to the UK.
Speaker 8: Paris isn't in the.
Speaker 5: But I've never been like the UK Europe. All I've
Speaker 5: done is the US.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that doesn't surprise me one bit.
Speaker 5: Can you understand everyone over there? They're talking?
Speaker 2: So here's the thing, because you can get a little cocky.
Speaker 2: I got a big cocky today because I did French
Speaker 2: in year eight nine, So that the issue here is
Speaker 2: that you know, I know has an anyway, that's a
Speaker 2: good question. One too many things. They'll fire back with
Speaker 2: more language, and then you just get yourself into a
Speaker 2: right royal mess. And you just have to.
Speaker 5: Have you got the digital translator so you can be
Speaker 5: like after a croissant, and then you'd.
Speaker 8: Be surprised how many people you use that. When I
Speaker 8: was in.
Speaker 4: Italy. Everyone was talking into it and just showing it
Speaker 4: to people in restaurants and cafes.
Speaker 5: I used it in l really through people just making effort.
Speaker 2: Guys, just something.
Speaker 8: Please the French.
Speaker 4: They don't love it when you just roll in and
Speaker 4: don't even try.
Speaker 5: Yesterday on the show, a particular item of clothing was mentioned.
Speaker 8: Would you call it an item of clothing?
Speaker 5: I would? Would you probably have one in your hotel
Speaker 5: room there in Parry Clint, but oh you would. This
Speaker 5: particular item came up and Lauren was quick out the
Speaker 5: gates to say, that gives me theick. Take a listen.
Speaker 5: Did you wear a shower cap?
Speaker 7: I would?
Speaker 4: I would absolutely dump some a man if I walked
Speaker 4: If I walked into the bathroom right now and found
Speaker 4: Paul in.
Speaker 11: The shower with his shower cap.
Speaker 4: On, that that's enough chow. That would give me enough
Speaker 4: of a nick. Yeah, men in shower caps, you know what,
Speaker 4: I'm going to make it.
Speaker 5: Up and say even girls in shower.
Speaker 11: Yeah, there's nothing sexy about it.
Speaker 5: I just don't think the shower cap in general, they.
Speaker 4: Never quite fit. Sometimes people put them on, you don't
Speaker 4: know if they go sideways.
Speaker 5: Like it's very reminiscent of that beret O friend is
Speaker 5: wearing on Zoom at the moment.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so Clinton Paris and he's gone shopping on day
Speaker 4: one and brought himself for beret.
Speaker 5: Lauren. It does give me the.
Speaker 4: I think it's quite cute. That doesn't give me There's
Speaker 4: two more.
Speaker 2: There's two more coming and on them?
Speaker 8: Did you get them for us to?
Speaker 4: I did, Well, that doesn't give me the ick being
Speaker 4: brought a gift. Okay, guys, what gives you the ick?
Speaker 5: Girls that eat with their hands?
Speaker 4: Sorry? What you want to eat a bagel with a
Speaker 4: knife and fork? That would give me the people who
Speaker 4: use a knife and fork unnecessarily like pick up the pizza,
Speaker 4: pick up the burg and use.
Speaker 2: Your hand, just like people can eat with their feet.
Speaker 2: Have you seen that?
Speaker 8: That's icky?
Speaker 5: No, I haven't seen those videos. But just like like
Speaker 5: a HSP, you know, like like loose meat on chips,
Speaker 5: And he went like.
Speaker 4: Oh, you're eating loose meat. I don't know what an
Speaker 4: hs P is, But you don't know.
Speaker 2: You don't know what snackpack?
Speaker 5: Yes, you don't know what hs No, you haven't lived, Lauren.
Speaker 4: What's an HSP?
Speaker 2: Like an open kebab?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: Why would you have it open when you could have
Speaker 4: a erupted.
Speaker 5: No, No, because you like it's like a little buffet
Speaker 5: in front of you.
Speaker 8: Yeah, eating pulled meat with bare hands.
Speaker 5: That's it.
Speaker 8: That's icky, Clint.
Speaker 5: You've got me Well.
Speaker 2: I witnessed one today at the Champs Westfield doing basically
Speaker 2: basically women who do instagramable poses in front of monuments.
Speaker 4: Yes, Clint's been sending the videos of many influences in
Speaker 4: the world.
Speaker 8: What about that woman you sent me today, Clint?
Speaker 4: Well, this morning and she nearly got cleaned up out
Speaker 4: the front of the after field.
Speaker 2: She was she was trying to pretend she was on
Speaker 2: a catwalk, but she was on the road in the
Speaker 2: middle of the acter Triomphe, the roundabout, the one roundabout
Speaker 2: in the world that you can't ensure your car because
Speaker 2: it's so dangerous. She's doing a cat walk.
Speaker 5: I was down at tax my niece's visiting from Brisbane
Speaker 5: the other week. I took her down to they want
Speaker 5: to see the Brighton beach boxes.
Speaker 8: Oh oh, have they been on visit Victoria dot com.
Speaker 5: And we're down at the beach and the amount of
Speaker 5: people there was this one girl who was like had
Speaker 5: her water bottle down at the actual water's edge and
Speaker 5: would lean her phone up against it and then hit
Speaker 5: the self timer yeah, and then run back to the
Speaker 5: beach box ah and get in position, and then another
Speaker 5: tourist would walk through the shop, run back.
Speaker 4: Down self tim In Europe, it was everywhere, the people
Speaker 4: with the self timers and the selfie sticks. Something else
Speaker 4: that gave me theck in Europe, well anywhere, but I
Speaker 4: just noticed it because we were out a lot and
Speaker 4: there was music and people seeing when people try and
Speaker 4: sing along to a song but they don't know the
Speaker 4: world trying to keep up and they're mouthing the wrong words,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, that is so great.
Speaker 5: You don't sing it, you turn into the mumble yeah.
Speaker 4: But we know, we know you don't know. You're nod
Speaker 4: in your head.
Speaker 5: Thirteen twenty four to ten. What gives you the ick?
Speaker 4: We were talking about it yesterday and I said, men
Speaker 4: in shower caps. Not that I've ever seen Paul in
Speaker 4: the shower cap, but I imagine, and it would be
Speaker 4: enough for me to probably leave him.
Speaker 5: Men skipping, that's no.
Speaker 8: It can be hot if they're luck boxes and they
Speaker 8: know what they're doing.
Speaker 4: Men.
Speaker 5: No, I mean more not like like up and now
Speaker 5: I mean more like you, oh.
Speaker 4: Not skipping with a skipping.
Speaker 5: Rope like joyfully, yeah, joyfully?
Speaker 8: What about men in bathtubs? It's just not sexy.
Speaker 5: We've said this before. I think it's fine as long
Speaker 5: as your small fella isn't floating above the subs. Otherwise
Speaker 5: it looks like a rescue boy.
Speaker 2: Sorry.
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number?
Speaker 8: What gives you the ick?
Speaker 10: Melbourne?
Speaker 5: What's wrong? Click?
Speaker 2: Does your little fellow float?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 5: I'm just saying like you want to get the water
Speaker 5: level right, you know what I mean. You don't want
Speaker 5: the water level around that region looking like a little who's.
Speaker 4: Sitting in an inch of water bathtubs with not an
Speaker 4: in fact, anyone in a bathtub with not enough water.
Speaker 5: In It's morning. What gives you the ick?
Speaker 10: Good morning?
Speaker 12: What gives me the ick is when you go do
Speaker 12: like a really good work out of.
Speaker 13: The gym, and your gym that the partner doesn't.
Speaker 12: Like to have a shower after the workout.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, that's gross, that's yeah, it's disgusting.
Speaker 5: And then you get dressed, and then you'll go for dinner,
Speaker 5: go for a movie, and then it's not only shower.
Speaker 2: Late at night.
Speaker 8: No, that's disgusting. Not showering after the gym is gross.
Speaker 5: Thirteen twenty fourteen. What gives you the eeck? Melbourne. I
Speaker 5: don't know what the weather Bureau was smoking yesterday, but
Speaker 5: they said it was going to be showers and it
Speaker 5: was an absolute ripping day.
Speaker 4: It was cold.
Speaker 5: I know, it was beautiful, the sun was shining, it
Speaker 5: was out. We're in the city yesterday and it was
Speaker 5: it stars.
Speaker 8: I love the winter blue sky.
Speaker 5: I was trying to get her on a Lime scooter
Speaker 5: yesterday in the city. Clint had no luck me.
Speaker 4: I'm all for the Lime scooters these days. After I
Speaker 4: was in Europe. I told you in Rome, we took that.
Speaker 4: We rode them everywhere. Have you put one out in
Speaker 4: Paris yet, Clint.
Speaker 2: No, I haven't, but they're very popular here and they
Speaker 2: do it San's helmet as well, which I'm very jealous of.
Speaker 2: You know how Milk were such sticklers for the rules.
Speaker 5: They just yeah, you're right, my brain damage is cool.
Speaker 4: No, I know. It's so easy over there though. You
Speaker 4: just jump on them and off you go. You don't
Speaker 4: need the helmet.
Speaker 8: I don't know people in Europe drive like maniacs.
Speaker 5: But they're only issue with the helmet is running the
Speaker 5: nick cornlet like you don't know who held it? Oh,
Speaker 5: the knit the knit gornlet.
Speaker 4: You know what? Right now we're talking on thirteen twenty
Speaker 4: four to ten. What gives you the yck? And I
Speaker 4: would say it's safety first, I know, but adults in helmets,
Speaker 4: especially when they're not on said bicycle or like, just
Speaker 4: keep it on for a bit and walk in and
Speaker 4: get a coffee. I might get it off.
Speaker 5: Get your helmet off, especially when they've got the cable
Speaker 5: tires attached to it to keep the magpiles away. Thirteen
Speaker 5: twenty four ten is our number. We want to know
Speaker 5: what gives you the ick? Give us a ring and
Speaker 5: you could score a two ndred and fifty or a
Speaker 5: Bailey Nelson Voucher.
Speaker 8: Natalie and east Ivanhoe, Good morning.
Speaker 4: What gives you the ick?
Speaker 12: Men with long fingernails?
Speaker 13: Yes?
Speaker 8: Really, yes, I agree.
Speaker 12: It's so disgusting. It actually makes me want to vomit
Speaker 12: when I sing. Men with long singing out?
Speaker 5: How are you with guys having a chew on them?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 12: Can I can I tell you a really quick story?
Speaker 5: Sure?
Speaker 12: My mum used to work with the lady who let
Speaker 12: her husband chew her toenails that.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on
Speaker 5: the lady chewed.
Speaker 14: No, she let her husband have a horn on her
Speaker 14: feet Fergie Star, but he would, you know, there's nothing
Speaker 14: worse off he's got that bit in his mouth where
Speaker 14: you take off the corner bit or yeah, just any
Speaker 14: type of nail in general, fingernails toenails, if they're not
Speaker 14: your own, they're disgusting.
Speaker 5: How are you with those?
Speaker 8: Because I'm going to say I'm not okay with you.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, you don't know where I'm going yet.
Speaker 4: But I can see that silly little look on your face.
Speaker 5: I know you're a fan of Ripley's, believe it or not.
Speaker 5: On the Gold Coast.
Speaker 4: Oh, the longest nails in the world. That they curled up.
Speaker 4: That is just like, why would anybody do that?
Speaker 5: Imagine having that person in front of you at the
Speaker 5: kiosk at Westfield. I'm not coming back. They're going to
Speaker 5: be in there getting the nails done to good head
Speaker 5: scratch though great head scratch.
Speaker 4: No, they're like curled up like little roller.
Speaker 5: We're going to need to book in a double session
Speaker 5: for the better cure.
Speaker 4: Good morning from Melbourne, or it's what time in Paris?
Speaker 5: Clint coming up to eleven o'clock In Europe, Like it
Speaker 5: gets heaving at nighttime, doesn't it? Is it one of
Speaker 5: those places where like like they sleep in till like
Speaker 5: ten o'clock.
Speaker 4: We go to dinner at ten.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, early this evening. I was at a place
Speaker 2: called Opera, which is a little a little spot right
Speaker 2: smack bang in the middle of Paris. It was heaving
Speaker 2: people everywhere.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Have you had a snail yet?
Speaker 4: Its cargo had a snail, right. Have you seen the
Speaker 4: Eiffel Tower in the flesh.
Speaker 2: I've seen the Eiffel tear. I've got an Eiffel Tower
Speaker 2: view in my hotel.
Speaker 5: You go into the Molon Rouge.
Speaker 2: No here, I'm going tomorrow. Guys, are you going tomorrow?
Speaker 8: Because you can't can't came, can't come to the windmill.
Speaker 4: Fall off the Eiffel Tower.
Speaker 2: It did not.
Speaker 8: The ol Tower's back.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the Milan Roos Starff. There was never a wheel
Speaker 5: on the Eiffle toower. If there was, we need a
Speaker 5: look at that. All right, Let's try and pay your bills.
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Speaker 5: got twenty minutes to call us back and we will
Speaker 5: pay your bill. Whose bill are we paying?
Speaker 10: Lozzi today?
Speaker 4: Liam from Moral Bark. If you are listening, we believe
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Speaker 4: dollars that you have registered. If you call us within
Speaker 4: the next twenty minutes, that bill will we paid for you.
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four ten is our.
Speaker 5: Number coming up next. One of us had surgery yesterday
Speaker 5: and you have to guess which team member we'll go
Speaker 5: there next. Guys, you and Clint have a noticed something.
Speaker 8: No, we haven't.
Speaker 5: Clint, you'll be watching the studio cameras of Ozum, Yes
Speaker 5: and Padi. Lawrence got a front receipt but still hasn't
Speaker 5: acknowledged that one of the team yesterday had cosmetic surgery.
Speaker 4: So is it you?
Speaker 8: Because you don't look any better or worse? You look
Speaker 8: the same?
Speaker 5: What do you? Who are you putting your money on me?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 4: I'm asking, am I? Am I talking to the off
Speaker 4: air team.
Speaker 5: Well, I would like you to look around at the team,
Speaker 5: yes and see if you can spot anyone, nandos stand
Speaker 5: up so we can.
Speaker 8: See you come in line up at the window.
Speaker 2: Jusages and the thumb, his thumb had a hair transplant.
Speaker 5: No, thumb is still bald.
Speaker 4: Thumb is still bald. Has a cut on his head.
Speaker 4: But it's not that we've had that explained to you.
Speaker 5: Yes, he had the cis removed. Yeah, that's different surgery.
Speaker 2: Gen Z.
Speaker 5: Okay, you're looking in gen z Z in Paris.
Speaker 4: I asked her what she was doing this weekend and
Speaker 4: she said hibernating, right, so maybe gen Z.
Speaker 14: Otherwise, Nuns, I mean he's a silent assassin.
Speaker 10: Said, let's look at him.
Speaker 5: You don't know what's going with him.
Speaker 8: Or if you had your hernia are removed from hernie
Speaker 8: is still there?
Speaker 5: You want to run?
Speaker 8: I don't want to touch it.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm going to go and still be there because
Speaker 4: he hasn't had the side. He needs it out of
Speaker 4: his belly.
Speaker 8: Buttons.
Speaker 5: It comes and goes, depending on what are you.
Speaker 4: Okay, So it's one of these I'm rolling out. Jeez,
Speaker 4: stand down.
Speaker 5: Yep, I'm going, gen Z, what do you think she's done?
Speaker 4: Because there's some kind of office happening today that she
Speaker 4: is saying, she's not attending.
Speaker 2: There is pinned back.
Speaker 4: What was wrong with there is.
Speaker 5: Nothing now they've just been pinned back. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 5: it wasn't here he is.
Speaker 4: I was going to get gen Z.
Speaker 5: It is gen Z.
Speaker 8: It is me, sissy, my little sister.
Speaker 4: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 5: Well no, no, no, this was elective. This is elective. She had,
Speaker 5: she had a job.
Speaker 4: What have you done? Got a boob job?
Speaker 5: No? No, no, tell them what you really got done.
Speaker 13: I went to the dentist yesterday and I got a
Speaker 13: gum lift.
Speaker 11: Excuse me, that's why I haven't been smiling with my teeth.
Speaker 5: That you did come and come into the bring those
Speaker 5: new gums in the studio, that.
Speaker 8: Come and show me?
Speaker 2: Is that to make you less gummy or more gummy?
Speaker 8: I know, to make you less gummy or more gummy?
Speaker 5: Okay, so there we go.
Speaker 2: She's had a lip flash them.
Speaker 4: Oh oh, they're like cust at the top.
Speaker 5: A lip lift.
Speaker 4: No, not a lip he flashed me on the camera.
Speaker 4: Play lip flip is very the.
Speaker 2: Gums, the gums.
Speaker 11: I don't know where you are, Clint, if you want to.
Speaker 8: Say, what's a gum lift?
Speaker 11: So I was It's.
Speaker 13: Just like an insecurity of mine. I've been wanting it
Speaker 13: for a while. When I smile like my biggest smile,
Speaker 13: it's just a bit uneven.
Speaker 11: So when you smile too gummy for me, too.
Speaker 4: Much gum and not enough to Yeah, I've never noticed.
Speaker 4: I think you're so beautiful the way you asked is he?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 11: I was like, oh, so I went to the dentist
Speaker 11: and what did you ask for?
Speaker 8: A longer teeth?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 11: Literally a gum lift.
Speaker 8: Did you know that was a thing.
Speaker 11: It's like a gummy smile.
Speaker 5: I've never heard of the gummy smile.
Speaker 8: I did it before and after because you did it,
Speaker 8: I'll show you.
Speaker 5: So what have they done to the gum?
Speaker 11: Okay?
Speaker 13: So I went in and they give you two like
Speaker 13: local anthetics, and then I still have a list, and
Speaker 13: then they literally just laser off your gum and.
Speaker 4: You could make yourself have bigger teeth.
Speaker 8: Clint, you don't need that.
Speaker 5: No, God, No, you look like Tony Jones. Does it hurt?
Speaker 13: Yeah? So I came out yesterday like I had a
Speaker 13: lip filler and I was kind of vibing it.
Speaker 11: It was quite big. But yeah, they are quite tall today.
Speaker 5: Oh, I mean, look, I would say.
Speaker 4: I love chicks. We just do whatever we want to.
Speaker 4: Look however we want these.
Speaker 5: Whatever makes you happy? You do? You boot right?
Speaker 2: What is wrong with our team? We've got jazz with
Speaker 2: the serenaded? Serenaded?
Speaker 4: Hurt?
Speaker 2: What is it? An old gummy bear?
Speaker 5: Over here? I've got I've got.
Speaker 4: The Why don't you roll off your list of procedures
Speaker 4: you've had?
Speaker 5: Get your forehead? I could fry an egg on.
Speaker 11: The Clint won't have the whitest teeth anymore.
Speaker 4: Didn't get them whitened while you're there getting.
Speaker 11: So, I've got like a retainer, I got some gel
Speaker 11: and I'm ready to go.
Speaker 5: Did you have a date on Saturday night?
Speaker 11: Possibly?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Is that why you've canceled the date?
Speaker 5: Well? Not kissing on that date? You can't kiss you? Can?
Speaker 4: You wait until her take it fully functioning? She can
Speaker 4: be macking on everywhere like a gumlet.
Speaker 5: Now, yeah, it was quite can ask one more question.
Speaker 8: For you though, fixing an insecurity it makes you feel good?
Speaker 5: One more question? How much?
Speaker 11: Oh, we're on a two year payment plan?
Speaker 5: Give ball park fire, give me give me him out.
Speaker 8: Close to two grand and it's purely cosmetic.
Speaker 4: You know I love her she came in today.
Speaker 11: What she's fully pimped.
Speaker 4: Up so gen Z gen Z and said, guys, I'm
Speaker 4: going to New York in January. I'm going to fly
Speaker 4: business class. And I said how expensive that is? How
Speaker 4: can it do that? She goes bought myself a credit card. Okay,
Speaker 4: I'm going to monitor that credit card. We're not getting
Speaker 4: you in debt credit card. She's living, guys.
Speaker 5: Yes, God to twenty past seven one. Clint Stannaway joining
Speaker 5: us all the way from Patty. He is over there
Speaker 5: for the Olympics.
Speaker 4: Quite the journey to get there, going Melbourne to Perth
Speaker 4: and then that brand new long haul flight Perth to
Speaker 4: Paris for seventeen hours.
Speaker 8: That's a long time.
Speaker 5: You know what are you would have missed the big
Speaker 5: news here in Melbourne yesterday?
Speaker 2: Clint, Well, what's happened?
Speaker 5: You can now get drone deliveries for Uber eights, not
Speaker 5: door dash.
Speaker 2: You cannot dash?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you started yesterday?
Speaker 2: Have we have we trialed it?
Speaker 5: And yeah you've got to get it from is it Eastlands?
Speaker 5: From the food court there?
Speaker 8: Yeahstland Jase calls them.
Speaker 2: Well here in Paris, the French capital. Now before I
Speaker 2: tell you what went wrong today, I'll paint a picture
Speaker 2: about how tight security is here. So today, what they've done,
Speaker 2: the police and the army have enforced what they're calling
Speaker 2: the Paris Ring of Steel. Effectively, they're trying to well
Speaker 2: exactly it is for Melbourne. It's especially isn't it. But
Speaker 2: they're trying to sort of lock down that central business
Speaker 2: district because what you might be aware is it the
Speaker 2: opening ceremony isn't in a stadium. It's actually along the
Speaker 2: river sen.
Speaker 5: Taking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's like sort of a mix of pontoons of boats,
Speaker 2: you know, all that sort of thing, but it's along
Speaker 2: the send. It's gonna be fireworks. It's gonna be quite magical,
Speaker 2: I'm told. So in order to do that, they've got
Speaker 2: to sort of produce this ringer steel. There's a lot
Speaker 2: of those wide fences going up and like no exaggeration,
Speaker 2: on almost every corner is either a police car or
Speaker 2: a group of police officers. Right. It does. It makes
Speaker 2: you feel safe and not a lot can go wrong.
Speaker 2: Now I'm day one of being in Paris. I'm trying
Speaker 2: to sort of investigate the Metro and how that works.
Speaker 2: Now there are two different lines here. There's the Metro
Speaker 2: and then there's sort of like the what I would
Speaker 2: like to call the above ground type trains, you know,
Speaker 2: the older the older fixed rail trains, and so they're
Speaker 2: like they're lettered. But the Metro is numbered right, So
Speaker 2: instantly I'm confused. Anyway I need to get from let's
Speaker 2: say it's the Metro is numbered one to fourteen. I've
Speaker 2: got to get from eight and change to get on
Speaker 2: the three.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 2: It's a bit of both. Well, I know, but you
Speaker 2: can't get around that anyway. So I'm transferring from line
Speaker 2: eight to line three, and I'm walking through the station,
Speaker 2: following the signs like a good boy. And I get
Speaker 2: into where line three is. I'm like, this is beautiful,
Speaker 2: this station. It is sparkling because of course they've built
Speaker 2: new stadiums, they've built new water features, they've improved the
Speaker 2: bridges roads. Anyways, I'm walking up this. This is sparkling,
Speaker 2: and where's the public?
Speaker 5: Why on earth.
Speaker 2: Using this station? It's like I've cut the ribbon and
Speaker 2: I'm making myself welcome. Right, get to the platform where
Speaker 2: I thought my train was going from. Not a bludget there, right,
Speaker 2: not one person there. Something's not quite right. And then
Speaker 2: I hear this, I have breached. I have breached security inadvertently.
Speaker 2: That is out of bounds. I am in a no
Speaker 2: go zone.
Speaker 5: What are the.
Speaker 2: Something well, I don't know what they thought. I don't
Speaker 2: know what they thought I was I was doing. They
Speaker 2: quickly saw when they saw my Colonial Brewing T shirt
Speaker 2: and my birken Stocks that I was from out of
Speaker 2: town and that I'd taken a wrong turn.
Speaker 4: And it was a brand new.
Speaker 2: Station that that was meant to open next week in
Speaker 2: conjunction with the Olympics and the opening ceremony. I've been
Speaker 2: the first stuck in.
Speaker 7: I was the first.
Speaker 4: The station play the French music jays not.
Speaker 2: Happy we have French music.
Speaker 4: To universal music.
Speaker 8: I play this music for any country.
Speaker 5: Congratulations on opening the new stage.
Speaker 4: Kind of ribbon.
Speaker 5: I'm hoping I'll get a parky when they when those
Speaker 5: cops are running at you, scream my.
Speaker 14: Friend, yeah, Oh, I'm excited.
Speaker 5: Why it's Friday here on Nomber one hundred.
Speaker 4: What do we do? Clock on front?
Speaker 5: What do we do on a Friday? And about quarter
Speaker 5: past eight?
Speaker 4: Lights on single?
Speaker 5: That's right coming up quarter past eight this morning. When
Speaker 5: you're in your car, We'll get you to flick the
Speaker 5: lights on and sing along to an absolute banger this week.
Speaker 5: It is my choice and it.
Speaker 4: Is row Now. I walked in at five point thirty
Speaker 4: this morning and Jayce the first idiom it's good morning.
Speaker 4: It was like I've picked lights onthing along today and
Speaker 4: it is rogue. That's exactly what he says. You'll be like,
Speaker 4: what but am I going to sing?
Speaker 5: Guarantee?
Speaker 13: Is it?
Speaker 2: Lady marmalad? What is it called? Lady mamast flag something?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 5: Now? Right, you're on the show from Paris. You've been
Speaker 5: there for about twelve hours. In that time, you've changed
Speaker 5: Z to Z and Mama lay to mama lad. All right,
Speaker 5: don't come back with love. Don't be one of these
Speaker 5: people come back with an accent from a holiday people.
Speaker 4: Who do that, right, Lindsay Lowen, you know she talks
Speaker 4: in a different accent in whatever country she's there.
Speaker 5: That's right, she does. So we're going to get to
Speaker 5: my orogue lights on Singaloon coming up in fifteen.
Speaker 4: I think that I'm a pretty honest person. I'm not
Speaker 4: really good at telling lies. Would you agree that's true?
Speaker 5: When the mics are off, she really tells us what
Speaker 5: she thinks of the guests.
Speaker 4: No, I'm pretty honest. I'm not a great liar, and
Speaker 4: I you know, I try not to tell porky pies
Speaker 4: very often, but there is one setting where I often
Speaker 4: turn to water and I just say I don't know
Speaker 4: if it's a lie, but I just say whatever I
Speaker 4: think I'm supposed to say. So, I have been having
Speaker 4: some issues with my skin, probably for the last six months.
Speaker 4: I've turned into like some pimply teenager, and it's driving
Speaker 4: me insane. I've been to a doctor, I've been to
Speaker 4: a dermatology, stop into I've done it.
Speaker 5: All is a diet.
Speaker 8: No, it's not a diet.
Speaker 4: I think weather. No, it's not the weather because i've
Speaker 4: been Yeah, maybe it well, but I'm fine. I'm not.
Speaker 8: I don't care about anything that's about to say.
Speaker 5: We are less stressed this year than we have ever been.
Speaker 4: Towards the end of last year, we were in a
Speaker 4: bit of a pressure cooker. Maybe author I don't know.
Speaker 4: Haven't been able to shake it. So someone suggested to me,
Speaker 4: there's this amazing woman who's a natural path who specializes
Speaker 4: in gut health and skin. And I know everyone's sick
Speaker 4: of hearing about gut health, so I won't rag on
Speaker 4: about it, but could be coming from my gut.
Speaker 8: Which is probably exactly what it is.
Speaker 4: So I saw this amazing woman and it was like
Speaker 4: forty five minutes of questions about a lifestyle, diet, sleeping patterns, judgment.
Speaker 8: Well, no, you know, she wasn't judge it at all.
Speaker 5: They say that, but I don't know you could afterwards.
Speaker 4: Like I just don't know why when I'm in those situations,
Speaker 4: or the doctor a panic like, so, do you have
Speaker 4: much dairy? No?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 5: How many how many drinks would you have on average
Speaker 5: per week?
Speaker 8: Cheese is my favorite thing in the world.
Speaker 4: And I went vulnerable because.
Speaker 8: You know what, I have milk in my coffee.
Speaker 4: So I was just like, nap, don't have dare And
Speaker 4: in my head I was like, what, yes, you do.
Speaker 5: I completely relate because I like the doctor as well.
Speaker 8: How many how many drinks would you have in an
Speaker 8: average week?
Speaker 4: And look hand on het, I don't drink drink like generally,
Speaker 4: like we're at home, we don't. I don't drink during
Speaker 4: week and so I was like, oh no, I don't
Speaker 4: drink Monday to Friday. She was like okay, and shouldn't
Speaker 4: ask any further questions.
Speaker 5: She didn't ask about the weekend.
Speaker 8: But like, why so I'm not helping myself.
Speaker 5: Exercise redio and care.
Speaker 10: Yeh, I'm a runner.
Speaker 5: After the gym after this.
Speaker 4: I did say that I've just taken up running.
Speaker 5: I haven't done it yet, but I've taken it up.
Speaker 4: I've got interest.
Speaker 5: Are you telling me you would be completely honest.
Speaker 4: The way you would be.
Speaker 2: Not completely?
Speaker 9: I remember that.
Speaker 2: Got my skin checked last year and one of the
Speaker 2: questions was have you ever used a solarium?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 5: I was like, your dad was known as the some man.
Speaker 8: I have to tell the truth in that one.
Speaker 4: Well I didn't, are you kiddy?
Speaker 2: Your dad dad drove us around in a car with
Speaker 2: number of plates the tan man.
Speaker 5: Because he used to fixed hilariums, didn't he Yeah he did.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I don't know why I on him. I
Speaker 4: just go to telling FIBs. Like even my skin specialist
Speaker 4: before I was leaving to go overseas and she was like,
Speaker 4: I have to wear fifty plus and I was like, absolutely,
Speaker 4: I wear fifty plus in my face every day and
Speaker 4: wear a hat. Like I don't want you in the
Speaker 4: water without in the water without a hat, dive in
Speaker 4: and put your hat on.
Speaker 8: Do you think I did that?
Speaker 5: Sorry?
Speaker 8: Do you think I was splashing around in the water
Speaker 8: with the hat on all the time?
Speaker 4: No? But I know when I go next week, like,
Speaker 4: did you wear a hat the whole time? And I'll say, yes,
Speaker 4: I did.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, she's not your parent. When you're in the water,
Speaker 5: I want you in a hat.
Speaker 4: Well, she's a skin special.
Speaker 5: Like, no, Debbie, I'm paying you don't tell me what.
Speaker 4: I'm absolutely to tell her that I never once even
Speaker 4: went in the water because you you were busy running.
Speaker 4: I just don't know why we do it. We don't
Speaker 4: help ourselves. And then I start to backtrack as well.
Speaker 4: A bit later on, I'm like, oh, actually sometimes I
Speaker 4: eat cheese.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Sometimes.
Speaker 2: The other one's a dentist. Have you been flossing?
Speaker 5: Oh day, All right, let's go to the phone, trying
Speaker 5: to fload the money.
Speaker 4: A Tanisha from Baronia.
Speaker 8: Good morning, Good morning. How are you feeling this morning? Tanisha?
Speaker 4: Could you do it?
Speaker 8: Five thousand dollars?
Speaker 15: Very nervous.
Speaker 12: I ran in from my car and grab the work
Speaker 12: phone and I have never rang your phone number faster.
Speaker 11: In my life.
Speaker 8: Are you at work right now?
Speaker 5: I am, I'm clocked in what.
Speaker 8: Do you do for a crust?
Speaker 13: I'm a restaurant manager at Red Rooster, and we'd like.
Speaker 4: To say a red red red russ.
Speaker 5: I'd like to thank you for your service. Love the
Speaker 5: rooster more than welcome ye love the rooster. All right, Okay,
Speaker 5: we're ready to do this. Do you want to go
Speaker 5: an easy question for fifty bucks? Meeting in question for
Speaker 5: five hundred or all the dice go for five k.
Speaker 16: We'll go for five k.
Speaker 3: Got to be in it to win it.
Speaker 13: Sifty dollars, sorry, five thousand dollars.
Speaker 5: There we go.
Speaker 4: Okay, Tanisa from Varonia, restaurant manager, ready, red, red red Rooster.
Speaker 4: The only way I can't say.
Speaker 5: It isn't it the rooster's calling? What? Yeah, they've changed, Yeah,
Speaker 5: they've changed.
Speaker 8: Where did they change it from ready red red red
Speaker 8: rooster or.
Speaker 5: What we used to call it when we were teenagers? Read? Okay,
Speaker 5: here we go. Here comes your question. You will get
Speaker 5: three seconds to answer. If you don't know, guess, you're
Speaker 5: ready to go? Yep?
Speaker 8: What type of animal is on the Uganda flag?
Speaker 13: Three?
Speaker 10: Two one third?
Speaker 5: What was your guess?
Speaker 15: A bird?
Speaker 8: Well, the answer is a crane.
Speaker 4: It's not an ordinary bird.
Speaker 8: The gray crowned crane. That was That was a hard one.
Speaker 4: I think they've gone with like an Olympic theme because
Speaker 4: Clint's gone to Paris for the Olympics.
Speaker 5: He's actually sharing a hotel with some athletes. Your Yeah, with.
Speaker 2: The Rwandan national team. Actually, yeah, they're down stretching in
Speaker 2: the lobby.
Speaker 4: No, they were.
Speaker 2: I went to get myself a coffee a little bit
Speaker 2: early and they're all on their phone rollers in reception.
Speaker 4: Not a gym there.
Speaker 8: It's not as.
Speaker 5: People that stretch on the floor of a plane.
Speaker 8: No, but that's that's good.
Speaker 4: Hoy.
Speaker 8: That question was hard.
Speaker 4: Can you give Tanisia a gift or something?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm going to hook you up with a children
Speaker 5: and fifty QT voucher. Oh no, thank you, No worries.
Speaker 5: You can experience Melbourne's. You can experience QT Melbourne's restaurant,
Speaker 5: Pascal Bar and Grill.
Speaker 4: Just good, just.
Speaker 2: Very quickly, Jason was talking about the name. Now some restaurants.
Speaker 2: Some pesky little kids did.
Speaker 4: Steal the s if a red roaster.
Speaker 2: Have you ever had your s knocked off?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 14: I haven't.
Speaker 15: Our s is very high up in the sky and
Speaker 15: if they got it.
Speaker 2: I'd be very good right, Yeah, the one on Blackburn
Speaker 2: Road had it. Really, that's trouble.
Speaker 5: I was going to rip off the KFC bucket too.
Speaker 5: Didn't really think about what I was going to do
Speaker 5: with it.
Speaker 4: But yeah, teenagers are pests, aren't they?
Speaker 5: No, I no where in our forties we still think
Speaker 5: like that. Hey, Christian Petruca joins us next you are
Speaker 5: on the air at number one hundred. You've got Jason Lauren.
Speaker 5: Clint is doing the show from Parry we Wi and
Speaker 5: hopefully he will be watching. He is mighty demons play
Speaker 5: all the way from Paris because joining us, Jesus, we're
Speaker 5: all over the shop frequent fly points this morning for
Speaker 5: this show. I know we've got Clint and Patty we're
Speaker 5: in Melbourne and Petrarca joining us from Noosa can the training.
Speaker 4: Christian, Good morning, how are we? More importantly, how are you?
Speaker 4: Because we haven't spoken to you for a couple of
Speaker 4: weeks because we were off and you've gone in and
Speaker 4: had another surgery in that time.
Speaker 16: It's been interesting five weeks obviously had the impeddix uh
Speaker 16: two weeks ago on a week and a half ago
Speaker 16: it now. So I went for a walk at Valor
Speaker 16: and starts, there's a bit of sharp pain in my stomach,
Speaker 16: and just thought, I'll wait till tomorrow it's a bit more,
Speaker 16: a bit more painful, I'll go into the LA.
Speaker 9: School and yeah.
Speaker 16: We went in the next day and they go, yeah,
Speaker 16: you are you a pedicitis about to go into surgery,
Speaker 16: which is yeah, unfortunately it's ridiculous.
Speaker 9: But the last week and it's been a lot better.
Speaker 4: Was that from the the whole football incident?
Speaker 8: Or is this just like throw this at you as well?
Speaker 9: Well?
Speaker 16: I think it's a bit of buus. I think it's
Speaker 16: definitely a throw this at you. I've struggled to believe
Speaker 16: that it is a coincidence. I do believe they are linked.
Speaker 16: They are linked in some way, but how can you
Speaker 16: tell with the human body? So I told you Ethhasus,
Speaker 16: I said, just said, just put me under for three
Speaker 16: hours and just take out.
Speaker 9: Everything you can.
Speaker 10: You want to come back.
Speaker 9: I do not want to come back in.
Speaker 5: I was going to say, my coffee shops like tenth
Speaker 5: coffee free. Do you something like that at the hospital.
Speaker 5: You're going to talk at the moment.
Speaker 9: Ten surgery, your tenth surgeon free. That wouldn't be good.
Speaker 4: Poor thing.
Speaker 2: Bonjour Christian. How much on the wanker scale, I'm probably
Speaker 2: a ten out of ten from saying that your track
Speaker 2: of bet I'll get you a vert absolutely with Christian
Speaker 2: that written on it.
Speaker 9: Nationals look less French. It makes you look less friends.
Speaker 2: Hey, I've got a simple question, and I'm certain I
Speaker 2: know the answer, but I'm going to ask it anyway.
Speaker 2: Do you miss it? And if so, how much? We
Speaker 2: both how much? How much do you actually crave it?
Speaker 2: How much do you miss it?
Speaker 9: Yeah, it's interesting.
Speaker 15: I obviously do miss it a lot, Like it's my job,
Speaker 15: the thing I value and love the most, So yeah,
Speaker 15: I do miss it, probably more from a connection point
Speaker 15: of view, like seeing your family, seeing your friends, sorry,
Speaker 15: every day.
Speaker 16: Training and just the banter we have in the changers
Speaker 16: and things like that. So yeah, I do miss it,
Speaker 16: and I probably missed the preparation and the challenge on
Speaker 16: game day and almost like the nerves and the excitement
Speaker 16: for it.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 16: It's funny when you take a step back and you
Speaker 16: kind of watch footy, you just feel so helpless, especially
Speaker 16: watching us play, like I feel like I can do
Speaker 16: something out there, or you just feel like you're out
Speaker 16: of control, which is probably the hardest thing I've had
Speaker 16: to deal with. But at the same time, though, like
Speaker 16: I've seen the last week and a half, I try
Speaker 16: to flip my mindset a little bit and try to
Speaker 16: focus on the.
Speaker 9: Opportunity and realize that, you know, this is situation that.
Speaker 16: I've been dealt, and you know with every kind of
Speaker 16: challenge every time in birth it hits you. It's kind
Speaker 16: of focusing on the positives, and for me, it's trying
Speaker 16: to be able to switch off, spend time with my.
Speaker 9: Loved ones and.
Speaker 16: Focus on other things a cooking thing and things like
Speaker 16: that that are really ticking my mind as well.
Speaker 5: Right, there's no because you guys rolled the bombers last week,
Speaker 5: there's no chance of you popping into the box coaches
Speaker 5: box or.
Speaker 16: Well I said I said it the other day is
Speaker 16: someone I said, since since out of the team with
Speaker 16: three and one, So maybe I'm maybe I was the problem.
Speaker 15: Right, So maybe I should just stand in the box
Speaker 15: next to you, and I'm actually back healthy.
Speaker 4: But if you've been watching much footy, because I think
Speaker 4: last time we spoke to you you were saying you're
Speaker 4: actually finding it quite difficult to watch because you've obviously
Speaker 4: gone through a such a traumatic experience and you're almost
Speaker 4: having a physical reaction to watching other people go up
Speaker 4: in clashes and watching the footy. Have you been able
Speaker 4: to watch it and enjoyed a bit more or it's
Speaker 4: just frustrating for you?
Speaker 9: No, I definitely have.
Speaker 16: I think I've sort of got know that mental hurdle
Speaker 16: of it being so raw and you know, watching with emotion,
Speaker 16: where now I can kind of sit back and watch
Speaker 16: us and not get frightened by when I see tackles
Speaker 16: or bumps or heats like that. And even on the weekend,
Speaker 16: like Jeremy from Laton lacerated this flame, which is I
Speaker 16: don't reckon.
Speaker 9: There's been injuries ten years in his two and three
Speaker 9: or four weeks, which is just ridiculous.
Speaker 15: But no, I've definitely kind of taken the emotion away
Speaker 15: from what I watched now and just surely watches the Spectator,
Speaker 15: which is good.
Speaker 5: Right. And Maxie Gorne didn't play last week. What's the
Speaker 5: chance of seeing him on the paddock up against the Dockers.
Speaker 9: Uh, it's probably the last I'm not at the clubs
Speaker 9: if I don't really.
Speaker 5: Know, but I think he's I think he's been ruled
Speaker 5: out he has been ruled that way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think that which track. It's funny because
Speaker 2: in many industries we joke about you know, you don't
Speaker 2: want to take too many sick days because someone will
Speaker 2: come in and take your job. You've got a few players,
Speaker 2: some young boys playing through that midfield who are playing
Speaker 2: some great foot a. You're worried they're going to pinch
Speaker 2: your job, mate.
Speaker 7: I hope not.
Speaker 9: I mean, if they get me out of retirement's pretty good.
Speaker 9: At a contract for five years, I'll be able to God,
Speaker 9: they can plain I get paid to sit on the
Speaker 9: beast good.
Speaker 8: I've been pretty safe.
Speaker 15: Trenton Frank's been Austin Rivers, he's been He's been unreal
Speaker 15: the last four or five weeks. And he's always had
Speaker 15: that skill set of being able to run off half
Speaker 15: back and to put him in the midfield and played
Speaker 15: higher up the grounds. He's been really important for us
Speaker 15: and John mcveie is we've always known about Judd over
Speaker 15: the last couple of years of what he can do
Speaker 15: and he's just shining through there. And you know, Thomas
Speaker 15: Barrow got some of the young guys because pigets down
Speaker 15: some really good form as well.
Speaker 9: So you're all clicking at the wrong time, which is
Speaker 9: really important.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I love him.
Speaker 4: I like watching him play the gun absolute gun. Hey
Speaker 4: footy aside, because you're obviously not playing much footy at
Speaker 4: the moment, But you have been doing a lot of
Speaker 4: cooking and your none has been trying to fatten you up.
Speaker 4: Have you lost a heap of weight since you slep?
Speaker 4: Good point, since you've had all the surgeries.
Speaker 9: I've lost what him up to then A lost four
Speaker 9: and a half half kilos.
Speaker 5: So yeah, what do you say a lot.
Speaker 9: Persinal question.
Speaker 4: The way you said it to what are you sitting
Speaker 4: at that bro earlier?
Speaker 5: A lot more than him?
Speaker 4: I don't need tax non are fattening me up after
Speaker 4: my holiday?
Speaker 8: But how is how how is the.
Speaker 4: Cooking going, because that seems to be your main stream
Speaker 4: of work these days.
Speaker 15: Yeah, well, it's the one thing that's kind of keeping
Speaker 15: me really occupied at the moment is the cooking and
Speaker 15: doing the stuck with bells. So it's been it's been
Speaker 15: a lot of fun being able to kind of I'm
Speaker 15: kind of her employee at the moment.
Speaker 9: She's fired me ten times.
Speaker 15: Already, which is yeah, i'd be a terrible employee.
Speaker 9: It's been really good fun.
Speaker 5: Before we get out of here, you can check out
Speaker 5: these super Coach tips dot com dot au selections in
Speaker 5: the Herald Sun on Thursday, Lauren, I'm just going to
Speaker 5: hand you some shocking information that you might want to
Speaker 5: deliver to our boy, Christopertraka, Well, you've.
Speaker 9: Told me this ten times.
Speaker 15: I already know what.
Speaker 9: I already know what.
Speaker 4: I was on the top, but I was number one. Last,
Speaker 4: he's been knocked down, He's he's number three now.
Speaker 5: I don't know even number two, thank you, An, I
Speaker 5: are not even.
Speaker 4: Number two, and now looks like they're to me the
Speaker 4: way they've put the photos in order definitely.
Speaker 8: Said no equal second here.
Speaker 4: If you're not first, you're last, big.
Speaker 16: Boy, and also Queensland as well lost this week.
Speaker 9: Agent.
Speaker 4: Okay, go the Blues.
Speaker 5: You got attitude in.
Speaker 4: How's the weather in NUSA this morning? Christian teasers all,
Speaker 4: who's sitting here in Melbourne?
Speaker 9: It's pretty crap at the moment. It's like twenty two
Speaker 9: at eight in the morning. Now I'm only.
Speaker 4: Twenty two at eight in the Morning's go for a
Speaker 4: walk to Hell's date and yeah.
Speaker 5: Track, rest up, mate, bloody hell, No more surgeries no
Speaker 5: more operations. Just rest, rest, rest, Okay.
Speaker 16: I promise, I promise, go.
Speaker 5: To Australia Zoo.
Speaker 2: But you've got a few mates. You got a few
Speaker 2: mates at the Olympics, don't you in the Boomers squad.
Speaker 2: You'll be watching the Paris games pretty closely.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'll be watching for sure. I love the Olympics.
Speaker 5: Who we got.
Speaker 15: We got Dyson Daniels, Josh Green, Jock Landale, and we've
Speaker 15: got to see you guys play with Dante.
Speaker 9: So we've got some very good players in our team.
Speaker 15: They just lost the USA and the exhibition by six
Speaker 15: points in Aberdabi.
Speaker 4: So a chance do you want Clint to pick you.
Speaker 2: Up them again?
Speaker 4: Sir?
Speaker 5: I missed that.
Speaker 4: Clint said that you were playing juniors with some of
Speaker 4: the basketballers, and I asked the very important question, do
Speaker 4: you want Clin to bring you anything home from her?
Speaker 15: Yes, go to Chez Genuvera, to the restaurant and bring
Speaker 15: me home their chocolate moose.
Speaker 9: It's the best thing in the world.
Speaker 8: You must go clean, must know, must go.
Speaker 5: Christoper Draco joining us on the morning, Go on your track.
Speaker 9: See you guys, Thank you, right, bro.
Speaker 3: Jason Lawrence, Well, good morning, Melbourne.
Speaker 5: Welcome to your.
Speaker 4: Friday, Good Melbourne, thirty on Friday.
Speaker 5: God to love a Friday. They're saying showers today. It
Speaker 5: sucks night at the moment, tops of twelve. We've got
Speaker 5: at the moment and joining us all the way from
Speaker 5: Patty is our one Clint down away he is.
Speaker 4: Midnight. Isn't that a movie?
Speaker 8: Midnight in Paris?
Speaker 2: It is a movie?
Speaker 4: Actually, no, is it?
Speaker 2: What is it a pawn?
Speaker 5: That's a that's a that's an It's no, that's a
Speaker 5: it's not a rom com. No, Midnight in Paris is not.
Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, it's a wrong movie. The other movie wrong.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, Midnight in Paris is not adult genre. It's
Speaker 5: not animated. Let's just put it that way. Hey guys,
Speaker 5: it's a Friday, quarter past eight. We like to do
Speaker 5: a lights on sing along.
Speaker 4: This is there is a rom com called Midnight in Paris.
Speaker 5: I don't know if I'd be googling midnight.
Speaker 4: I think that's I think that's just a Night in Paris. Producer,
Speaker 4: you're talking about one night in Paris.
Speaker 5: Okay, let's not google that one of.
Speaker 4: The midnight com Yeah, okay, I was right.
Speaker 8: I knew it.
Speaker 4: May I It's ninety three on my Tomatoes, criky must
Speaker 4: be good in Paris Midnight and what the.
Speaker 5: Other one get On wrote.
Speaker 4: Midnight in Paris? It's a good one, Wilson Rachel McAdams.
Speaker 5: Can I.
Speaker 4: Can I get to an Academy award the one I'm
Speaker 4: talking about?
Speaker 5: A night in that was good acting? May I get
Speaker 5: to the song?
Speaker 2: Yes? Please do alright, they're supporting it.
Speaker 4: It's not the Stars Don't Lie by Paris Hilton. Is
Speaker 4: I love that song?
Speaker 5: No, it is not.
Speaker 4: I love that song.
Speaker 5: I just want to flag now. It is a little
Speaker 5: bit naff right. No, no, no, but it'll put in
Speaker 5: a great mood.
Speaker 8: I'll be the judge of that.
Speaker 5: This works is when I start the song, we want
Speaker 5: everyone listening to turn their headlights.
Speaker 8: On permission to sing along.
Speaker 5: And by you turning the lights on, it says to
Speaker 5: the other cars around you, I'm singing.
Speaker 4: It's cool.
Speaker 10: I like it to get on board.
Speaker 5: And in fact, if you see cars put their lights
Speaker 5: on when I start the song, give us a ring.
Speaker 5: We want to know where people are singing around Melbourne
Speaker 5: thirteen twenty four ten. If you see lights on when
Speaker 5: I hit play on this, are you ready?
Speaker 4: I'm ready, Clint.
Speaker 2: Where are you at the moment? I'm ready. I can
Speaker 2: see the Eiffel Tower. I'll get them to flick the
Speaker 2: lights on and off.
Speaker 5: Clint, How did you get to Paris.
Speaker 2: To Vibe airplane?
Speaker 4: Jason Quantis, I must still call Australia Home.
Speaker 8: You're not playing that song?
Speaker 4: No you're not. Oh my god, No you're not.
Speaker 12: You're right.
Speaker 4: It is rogue. It's really right.
Speaker 7: It's rogue.
Speaker 4: Are we're playing the whole song?
Speaker 7: He lights on?
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 5: Choice?
Speaker 4: I mean that was Jason's choice for lights on sing
Speaker 4: along And I'm not saying that. Oh no, they've got
Speaker 4: their headlights on. You're like that one. What a you
Speaker 4: out there? And you Tesla flushing your lights into our building?
Speaker 5: What are you wearing, petty my quantus pajamas?
Speaker 4: Oh my god? I always wanted to be one of
Speaker 4: those kids in that ad.
Speaker 5: What's a bit? Right now people are thinking, I guess
Speaker 5: that paid for Clint's flight.
Speaker 4: That was not I think we should do a Melbourne
Speaker 4: version of us still Call Australian Home, and call us
Speaker 4: still called Melbourne Home, and we'll talk about all the
Speaker 4: suburbs street.
Speaker 17: An a of the not bad not bad from a
Speaker 17: lecture a revolver. What do you think to the chad
Speaker 17: that's not on chater wish to workshop it?
Speaker 4: Let's do a suburban version of it?
Speaker 5: You know what?
Speaker 2: I like it, guys, I like it a lot.
Speaker 5: Lights on in the tunnel, lights on in the tunnel,
Speaker 5: I believe Kristen.
Speaker 8: Good morning, good morning.
Speaker 5: How are you guys?
Speaker 4: What did you think of Jason's choice?
Speaker 16: Look, I'm very patriotic. I love it.
Speaker 5: Good work, good work, job, Cat in Doraen lights on
Speaker 5: out there.
Speaker 16: Yeah, we've got the.
Speaker 12: Lights on out here in Overland drives my car and
Speaker 12: another car both put the lights on, and we're all pointing.
Speaker 4: At each other, singing. Did you think it was a
Speaker 4: good choice?
Speaker 5: Let's ask Hailee, Hailey and Amanda good choice? What do
Speaker 5: you think?
Speaker 17: It's all happening here in the north So I'm on
Speaker 17: the Ring Road and nearly every car of their lights on.
Speaker 5: Naff but catchy, nap, but catch it.
Speaker 4: I still think we should a suburban version. I'm gonna
Speaker 4: work on it this weekend. Guys, I'll record it for you.
Speaker 5: God, you really just cut us out of that whole process.
Speaker 8: Well, I thought you didn't want to be a part
Speaker 8: of it.
Speaker 4: Do you want to be part of it?
Speaker 8: For you're mixing about your new suburb?
Speaker 4: What is it again?
Speaker 5: Bentley?
Speaker 4: I've to Bentley.
Speaker 5: Closes down at midnight. It's very depressing. Petting into the weekend,
Speaker 5: another big weekend of birthday parties.
Speaker 8: Big weekend for me. I got my brother's fortieth.
Speaker 5: The Big four to Rozh now birthday boee.
Speaker 4: I mean it's been a while because I feel like
Speaker 4: the big parties are eighteen twenty one, thirty nine cares
Speaker 4: fortieth are like I haven't been to this series of
Speaker 4: parties since like the twenty first, So I'm excited.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna call it and say eight year old birthday
Speaker 5: parties are big as well?
Speaker 8: Are they?
Speaker 5: Ten?
Speaker 8: Double figures? Surely is a big one.
Speaker 5: I do drag one of my boys, well not drag.
Speaker 5: I got dragged to the birthday party last weekend. How
Speaker 5: old ain't nine? What?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 4: What's the budget for a gift for an eight year old?
Speaker 5: Thirty five thirty thirty bucks? Like you can get a
Speaker 5: lego kids.
Speaker 4: I knew you were going to say, big w lego
Speaker 4: for sure, one for him, one for me. Do the
Speaker 4: parents say on invitations these days? Please stop gifting lego,
Speaker 4: No is a registry for eight year old?
Speaker 5: Give you a hot tip. Parents collect the presents and
Speaker 5: then regift them.
Speaker 4: Don't you think what if they would you find it rude?
Speaker 4: If you went to a party and they sent a registry,
Speaker 4: I would appreciate it.
Speaker 5: Not an eight year old's birthday.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but then they don't keep they don't get five
Speaker 4: of the same dinosaurs.
Speaker 5: I am not going to David Jones to use the gift.
Speaker 8: David giants to do big w olkmea.
Speaker 5: I'm not doing a gift for justtry for an eight
Speaker 5: year old birth tape.
Speaker 4: But if it was your kid, wouldn't it be better
Speaker 4: easier than at least they get all different things?
Speaker 5: Yift.
Speaker 8: We should start a business. We must start a business.
Speaker 5: Dibbs. Is that how copyright works?
Speaker 4: My name is not deb for starters.
Speaker 5: I said, Dibbs.
Speaker 8: Debs party, debs party concier.
Speaker 4: Well stay in one on this way?
Speaker 5: Are you ready for where this party location was? Now?
Speaker 5: Keep in mind as well as taking my son, you've
Speaker 5: already got the gift. Hang on. They always say it
Speaker 5: takes a village to raise a child, right, So us
Speaker 5: parents like to look out for each other. So you'll
Speaker 5: do the call round, going hey, do you want me
Speaker 5: to pick your kid up on the way and I'll
Speaker 5: do this party. Well, guess what, I picked the wrong
Speaker 5: party to be generous because I offered to take someone's
Speaker 5: kid with my child to the party. At the roller skating.
Speaker 8: Round Caribbean roller Rama, it was.
Speaker 4: Like going back to my use Caribbean Rollerrama.
Speaker 5: I don't believe it was that.
Speaker 8: One because that's where I grew up.
Speaker 4: And I saw someone posting an Instagram video from there
Speaker 4: the other day and I nearly fell off my chair
Speaker 4: that it was still open.
Speaker 5: I walked in. It was exactly like I was back
Speaker 5: in the eighties. They were like, all right, now we're
Speaker 5: going to go reverse skating.
Speaker 4: What about it is time for speed skaters yea, And
Speaker 4: all the kids stay out that aren't fast enough, and
Speaker 4: they get the good skaters. The adults get really annoy
Speaker 4: at the kids.
Speaker 5: Yep. And then of course, all right, who's ready for
Speaker 5: a turn's contest? And everyone's down there on their skates,
Speaker 5: still on the nutbush, and kids are dropping all black
Speaker 5: flies yep. Left right in the center.
Speaker 4: I could actually see Nova didn't rescue us, No, it
Speaker 4: didn't come to our aid, and rescue us and sign us.
Speaker 8: When we got five.
Speaker 4: Last year, I reckon, this is where you would have
Speaker 4: ended up hosting Roller ramas DG with Jay's.
Speaker 5: It's funny so that because the parents all looked at
Speaker 5: the DJ and said, that's where you'll be in five years,
Speaker 5: it will be.
Speaker 4: I would have loved if your kids ever have another
Speaker 4: party Rollerrama, let me take them.
Speaker 5: Okay, my eight year old Hudie wasn't keen. He's like,
Speaker 5: I'm happy just to eat the pizza and play and
Speaker 5: I was like, you know what, I'm bloody happy about
Speaker 5: that because I don't want to end up at the hospital.
Speaker 4: However, the kiddo took to the party, speed skated and.
Speaker 5: Went down big never seen a lump on a head bigger.
Speaker 4: In his head?
Speaker 11: Did you do flip?
Speaker 5: No, he's doing the nutbush dance contest. And the sad
Speaker 5: bit is I've gone, I've gone running over to the
Speaker 5: candy bar section. I'm like, do you have any ice packs?
Speaker 4: And the guy was doing the nutbush and you know what,
Speaker 4: going to the side would be fine, it's going backwards.
Speaker 5: And meanwhile there's the guy that works there who looks
Speaker 5: like this twenty four year old Stone guy just handed
Speaker 5: bowling shirt, ye handing out zooper dupers, flip your dancers
Speaker 5: and I've gone running over and I'm like, dear ice packs.
Speaker 5: The kid behind the counter is like, what a silly question.
Speaker 5: He opens up an industrial freezer and it is filled
Speaker 5: with home brand bags and peas and they just give them.
Speaker 8: Out, no ice packs and a pee.
Speaker 5: They're like, what a dollar? So the kid? I had
Speaker 5: to drop the kid home with an ice bag of
Speaker 5: peas on his head.
Speaker 8: So did he smack he's head on the roll skating
Speaker 8: on the ground?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Oh no? Was he crying?
Speaker 5: What do you reckon?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 8: How did you had?
Speaker 2: You start?
Speaker 4: You stop him crying? It's okay?
Speaker 5: Did you want to slap the room?
Speaker 8: And did he cry in the car the whole way home?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 5: No, I had to do a couple of loops before
Speaker 5: we got to his house. Should we around the block again?
Speaker 5: I could still see tears.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's not your fault that he can't do
Speaker 4: the nutbush properly in roller skates. He should have been practicing,
Speaker 4: or he should have come off the ring thirteen twenty fourteen.
Speaker 4: Your arena for the nutbush?
Speaker 8: You can't nutbush in skates?
Speaker 5: Take a seat thirteen twenty four ten what has happened
Speaker 5: on your watch?
Speaker 4: Question? Roller skates or rollerblades?
Speaker 5: Blades?
Speaker 4: Ah, well, there's a big mistake.
Speaker 5: They reckon blades are easier.
Speaker 8: Oh thirteen, I don't have the stoppers on the front.
Speaker 5: They don't.
Speaker 4: They got him on the back yep.
Speaker 5: But then when they try and use to stop thirteen
Speaker 5: twenty four to ten, what has happened on your watch
Speaker 5: when you're looking after someone else's kid?
Speaker 4: What it's not even funny try stoppers on the back
Speaker 4: of the roller blades and then and flipping.
Speaker 5: Well it stopped him. Ten At the moment, highs of
Speaker 5: twelve and showers.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's Melbourne winter, get over it? Ripping waits
Speaker 4: surprise every day you go, oh, I was twelve, Like,
Speaker 4: how long have you lived in this city? It's July
Speaker 4: obviously twelfth degree is pretty warm, you know what?
Speaker 5: I like a surprise.
Speaker 4: He's carrying on because he's got his sisters here from Queensland.
Speaker 4: The Queenslanders won't cope with the cold.
Speaker 5: No, they're struggling.
Speaker 4: They're not going to be happy. Why did you invite
Speaker 4: them to Melbourne in the middle of July?
Speaker 5: Well, yesterday it was beautiful weather when they were still cold.
Speaker 5: They're walking around like they're packing the dairy sect.
Speaker 8: But they bought their cat mandus.
Speaker 5: That's what they're in those big puffa suits. You see.
Speaker 5: People are colds when they're packing the dairy section. They
Speaker 5: look like Maggie Simpson in the snow. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, great, great, great great.
Speaker 5: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number. I had to
Speaker 5: take my son and his friend to a kid's birthday
Speaker 5: party last Weekendalorama.
Speaker 8: I'm so jealous. I would have taken them.
Speaker 5: Everything was going okay until there was the Nutbush dance
Speaker 5: contest and the other kid I took face planted into
Speaker 5: the ground.
Speaker 4: I know the move. He would have stepped to the side,
Speaker 4: no problem. And then when he would have stepped, that's
Speaker 4: what either rollerblades. He's forgotten his unroller blades in.
Speaker 10: The roller blas.
Speaker 4: I'm so sorry, and I'm sorry for anyone who's ever
Speaker 4: had a nutbush incident on rollerblades.
Speaker 8: But it's not a good dance to do in rollerblades.
Speaker 5: I don't think it's a good party for a night.
Speaker 5: I arrived and they go, will you will you be
Speaker 5: getting out there with your TiAl big boy down.
Speaker 4: Are you doing the nut bush?
Speaker 5: Imagine me doing it without roller skates.
Speaker 4: Stacy fact adult's doing the nutbush is enough to send.
Speaker 5: Me dramas that a kid's sleep over. What happened?
Speaker 6: Yeah, boy girl, best boy girl sort of sleepover twelve
Speaker 6: and thirteen And in the morning they were mucking around
Speaker 6: and one girl got flicked in the eye with the
Speaker 6: tea towl.
Speaker 5: You know, yes, yeap, how bad?
Speaker 17: Uh?
Speaker 4: Obviously parents were coming anyway, but yeah.
Speaker 12: She has to go to the hospital, but it was
Speaker 12: worth to be okay.
Speaker 5: Look was at the end of the sleeper.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yees, yeah bye, everyone looks good with the patch.
Speaker 4: I still do that to pull in the kitchen, so wound.
Speaker 4: What are you? Twelve?
Speaker 5: And I'm like, come on to the kids. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 5: fun dad, and then I'll get you.
Speaker 4: Actually really stinks, especially if you're in shorty and run
Speaker 4: the back of the car.
Speaker 5: My two year old looks. Shock, You're gonna get.
Speaker 4: The right crack of the weak tea in your valley.
Speaker 5: What's happened? Not once but twice?
Speaker 13: Ye.
Speaker 12: So I was looking after a friend's child, my daughter's friends,
Speaker 12: and I was actually I didn't say this bit to
Speaker 12: the other guy. But I was doing an assignment for
Speaker 12: Junie teaching for PE and so they were helping me
Speaker 12: out and doing stuff and my daughter it was like
Speaker 12: a footful or something I can't remember, but she pushed
Speaker 12: her and she fell over off the chair and smashed
Speaker 12: her broke her elbow on the plate. And then I
Speaker 12: know there's lots of brushes dated on the hospital.
Speaker 6: And and then the next time I had her, she
Speaker 6: she was picking backing my daughter through the shopping censer.
Speaker 5: And hello, you can't say it with a line, Yeah
Speaker 5: you can.
Speaker 4: It's so funny when people hurt themselves as long as
Speaker 4: they're okay. But the same kid twice, two injuries at
Speaker 4: your house, Shaye.
Speaker 8: Is banned family.
Speaker 5: They'd be like remembered.
Speaker 8: They're not allowed to be friends anymore.
Speaker 5: I just remember the most terrific story, and it's got
Speaker 5: to do with a slide at the park.
Speaker 8: Am I going to laugh?
Speaker 4: I'll no, no, no, no, it's not no, no, you've
Speaker 4: told me no.
Speaker 5: Friend of mine chess was baby sitting on the outside.
Speaker 5: Friend of my chest is babysitting. She was going to
Speaker 5: go down the slide with the toddler. And the rule is,
Speaker 5: if you've got a toddler on your lap. You put
Speaker 5: their legs in the middle. She put their legs on
Speaker 5: the outside. As I went down the slide, the legs
Speaker 5: caught the slide.
Speaker 4: And no stop, snap back, stop, break both legs. That's
Speaker 4: absolutely horrendous.
Speaker 5: Didn't get booked again for a babysitting job. The babysitter
Speaker 5: choose the babysit still invoice.
Speaker 8: It's time for career change. That's terrible.
Speaker 4: Morning.
Speaker 5: What's to go with you? Indoor bouncy castle? How did
Speaker 5: that end up?
Speaker 14: Well?
Speaker 4: I had.
Speaker 6: I was hosting my son's fifth birthday, decided, oh, I'll
Speaker 6: have a bouncy castle that's nice and safe and inside
Speaker 6: in the hall. And yeah, it was not good. And
Speaker 6: that with three kids with no teeth, I had to
Speaker 6: give them to the parents and saying I'm sorry, do
Speaker 6: they have Warbley teeth before or And they said yeah,
Speaker 6: some were bobbly, but yeah, there were.
Speaker 4: Kids lost their teeth. Maybe the bouncy castle is probably
Speaker 4: better on the lawn on hard.
Speaker 5: It's just me or the supervisors of the bouncy castle,
Speaker 5: not the I was trustworthy.
Speaker 4: I told you when I was hanging out at my
Speaker 4: friend's kids' birthday party, and Byron, and they had a
Speaker 4: bouncy slide and the kids came in and said, how
Speaker 4: do we make it go faster? And I gave them
Speaker 4: dishwashing liquip And first of all, there was foam like
Speaker 4: they flooded the whole yard. But the kids were flat,
Speaker 4: like there's an inflatable thing at the end. They were
Speaker 4: just flinging.
Speaker 5: Straight over.
Speaker 8: And their mum came in and said, how did that happen?
Speaker 4: I don't know, I don't know. They mus got into the.
Speaker 5: Kitchen shelley to wrap things up. You held your son's
Speaker 5: birthday party at a skate park?
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 12: Yes, it was chaotic.
Speaker 10: Oh no.
Speaker 12: We had one young fella go down and end up
Speaker 12: with a really bad concussion and taking off at an ambulance.
Speaker 8: Oh no, how old were they?
Speaker 12: There was an under ten party yep, and another little
Speaker 12: one breaking.
Speaker 4: Oh not at the same party. Was that the end
Speaker 4: of the skateboard parties?
Speaker 16: Pretty much?
Speaker 12: Yeah, we wrapped it up and we've never gone back
Speaker 12: their seats.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Oh my god, old risk gards remember those when
Speaker 5: you're rollerblade?
Speaker 4: Didn't that your friend that you were babysitting that had
Speaker 4: the nutbush injury on the rollerskates.
Speaker 8: Do you have riskards on?
Speaker 5: Yes, they did helmet you.
Speaker 8: Know, don't wear helmet rollerskating in a ring?
Speaker 4: Some kids were did he have one.
Speaker 5: That was five bucks extra? I was going to split
Speaker 5: for that. You're on the air with Jace and Laura
Speaker 5: and my anxieties at about a twelve as my worlds
Speaker 5: are colliding right now.
Speaker 4: Yes, I'm the happiest person in the world because Jace's
Speaker 4: three beautiful sisters, Michelle, Michelle, Rayley and have arrived in
Speaker 4: Melbourne from Brisbane. They're here for the weekend to speak
Speaker 4: at this point.
Speaker 5: But my dad went through an urban stage.
Speaker 4: But also it's come to my attention that they've had
Speaker 4: three gorgeous girls and then they had you, and when
Speaker 4: oh no, we are not doing this again. We're going
Speaker 4: to end it right there.
Speaker 8: You're the youngest.
Speaker 5: And how's this right? Because when when they had me,
Speaker 5: there's a massive age gap. Dad always said, you celebrate
Speaker 5: one anniversary and look what happens. But the hospital rang Dad.
Speaker 4: Say that in front of your sister's age gap. Wants
Speaker 4: to feel so young.
Speaker 5: Look at me. I'm sorry, I'm youthful.
Speaker 4: They look the oldest.
Speaker 5: Shut up, They rang Dad and said, oh, your wife's
Speaker 5: actually gone into labor. Quickly get in here. She's had
Speaker 5: a boy. And this is back in black and white days,
Speaker 5: so you know you didn't know the sex before the birth.
Speaker 5: So dad's driving in the whole time like a boy.
Speaker 5: This is it.
Speaker 8: And then he saw you and where that's it. We
Speaker 8: are not going again.
Speaker 5: No, they said, I'm sorry, mister Hawkins've got a mix up.
Speaker 5: Your wife hasn't given birth yet. It could still be
Speaker 5: a girl.
Speaker 8: How on earth did they have a mix up.
Speaker 5: I don't know. It was the old days. No two wives.
Speaker 5: Can you not take front of my sisters? My dad
Speaker 5: was a player. That is it. We are getting out
Speaker 5: of here.
Speaker 4: We are getting out of here the workday.
Speaker 5: Once again to your brother.
Speaker 4: Both other bows turning for We're having family reunions this weekend.
Speaker 8: I've got his fortieth tomorrow.
Speaker 5: Have you given him the present yet?
Speaker 4: Which gift?
Speaker 5: The big one?
Speaker 9: Bow?
Speaker 5: If you're listening, she has.
Speaker 4: Gone, don't don't. That's too much.
Speaker 5: He has gone above and beyond. That's so many the
Speaker 5: money she has spent. Bowen.
Speaker 4: I'm like Lauren, and you're even calling him by Larren.
Speaker 5: This is ridiculous. It's just a birthday. You are gonna
Speaker 5: love it. Bow. When you start that engine, You're going to.
Speaker 4: Be like, oh, stop it, stop it. I do have
Speaker 4: my brother's forty this weekend. You've got your sisters in.
Speaker 5: Town when he opens the Westfield Bouch tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Before your sisters go back to Brisbane, I'm going to
Speaker 4: have to have some one on one girl time with
Speaker 4: them to really get to know you.
Speaker 8: Because you love ribbing.
Speaker 4: Me about my family because they're very easily easily access
Speaker 4: they're in Melbourne, you know them all. This is the
Speaker 4: first time I get to meet your sisters. So I'm
Speaker 4: going to get all the dirt on Jason Hawkins and
Speaker 4: I'll reveal it on Monday.
Speaker 5: I may have the spicy cough on Monday and not
Speaker 5: be here. Have a great weekend. Everybody had a great weekend.
Speaker 5: Stay warm, good luck to the pies this weekend. We'll
Speaker 5: see him Monday.
Speaker 4: Bye bye, Jason Lauren. Jason Lauren wake up feeling good
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