WEBVTT - Best Of: I Think It's Floating

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<v Speaker 1>Kasimer said, here's some of the best bets from Jason

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<v Speaker 1>Loen while we're on break.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, you lost and we like to think we

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<v Speaker 2>know a lot about everything, but we know a little

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<v Speaker 2>bit about a lot of things. Yeah, I think is

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<v Speaker 2>the safe, safe way to put it.

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<v Speaker 3>If you don't know, make it up exactly.

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<v Speaker 4>I reckon that's what you do best.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember it was only a little while back we were

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<v Speaker 2>talking about how they build tunnels.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, what happens with the tunnel that they built

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<v Speaker 5>between the UK and France? Is that just floating in

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<v Speaker 5>the ocean because it doesn't go under the under the

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<v Speaker 5>depths of the ocean.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it's floating.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's floating.

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<v Speaker 4>Too, Tim, you work on tunnels.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so you actually dig through the ground through regardless of.

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<v Speaker 3>Where you are under the water, under the water, under

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<v Speaker 3>the water, because it.

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<v Speaker 4>Was ridiculous to suggest so it goes under.

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<v Speaker 3>When you're talking England to Calais in France.

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<v Speaker 4>Still go under. They still wonder they go.

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<v Speaker 5>That's a big Someone sent me an article the other

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<v Speaker 5>day saying they're making a floating one that floats through

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<v Speaker 5>the water.

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<v Speaker 3>Was that an April Fools joke?

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<v Speaker 4>Possibly? Remember you thought they were putting swimming pools on

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<v Speaker 4>the A three eighty two.

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<v Speaker 3>That was an April Fools joke and it got me

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<v Speaker 3>a few.

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<v Speaker 2>There were divers in the Sydney Harbor Tunnel the other

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<v Speaker 2>day laying new Internet cables, like in the bottom of

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<v Speaker 2>the bottom.

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<v Speaker 4>Of the harbor. Wow, and you're just snorkeling and coming

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<v Speaker 4>across the.

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<v Speaker 3>Cable underwater cut That.

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<v Speaker 1>Scary.

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<v Speaker 3>What's happening in the middle of the earth, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like cordless phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Surely were past cables anyway from the tunnels. To remember,

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<v Speaker 2>we're talking about flat tires and spare wheels on cars,

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<v Speaker 2>and you were blown away to find out that cars

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<v Speaker 2>have spare tires.

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<v Speaker 5>You know there was something under the boots, yes, didn't

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<v Speaker 5>know that there's a whole world under there of like

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<v Speaker 5>little accessories and things.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, yah, jacks and spanners and all that. Jack. No,

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<v Speaker 4>it's a jeesus.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>I had a flat tire and someone suggested there might

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<v Speaker 5>be one under the boot. Well, then I opened the tools.

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<v Speaker 4>Is a toolbox some safety equipment?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? I've got a high visit but I do too.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know how to put it on.

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<v Speaker 4>Wid sinuals. Very flash.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a whole world under.

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<v Speaker 4>The bo what's the bit you've got those colored torches?

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<v Speaker 2>Like when they bring planes here if you break down

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<v Speaker 2>on the minor, I probably do.

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<v Speaker 4>Here.

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<v Speaker 2>Sticking with cars, there's something we're discussing the other week

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<v Speaker 2>and you were like, that is not a thing.

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<v Speaker 4>Enjoying this segment.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think you can buy tire claps. You can,

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<v Speaker 3>absolutely only the sheriffs have them.

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<v Speaker 4>No, you can buy them, can you?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think what you just got around clamping people's tires?

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<v Speaker 4>Will you wheel clamp? What do you need that for?

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<v Speaker 5>I told you, Unless you the sheriff, why should anyone

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<v Speaker 5>that should be illegal?

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<v Speaker 3>That's not funny. Imagin if someone clamped your someone.

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<v Speaker 5>Clamped your eye, someone clamped your.

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<v Speaker 4>Guess what I bought the other day?

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<v Speaker 3>Did you put that on my car?

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<v Speaker 4>You've been clamped, Jason, or you're parking illegally. It's a

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<v Speaker 4>very dodgy park. I mean, look, look how the lines

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<v Speaker 4>just morning.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the outfit you're wearing right now.

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<v Speaker 4>You're clamped.

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<v Speaker 3>You arrived at the same time as me. When did

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<v Speaker 3>you have time to.

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<v Speaker 4>Do that last ad break?

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<v Speaker 3>That's so annoying. How do you get it off? You

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<v Speaker 3>need a pass, that's a great question.

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<v Speaker 4>How do you get it off?

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<v Speaker 5>That is you know what that car lives there now?

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<v Speaker 3>Anyone want to sponsor me?

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<v Speaker 4>And a jerry can of fuel and a lighter?

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<v Speaker 5>Anyone want to give me a car because mine's broken?

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<v Speaker 5>Your I just got a new tie.

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<v Speaker 4>You said you couldn't. You said you couldn't bloody.

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<v Speaker 3>Get use and I said it should be illegal.

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<v Speaker 4>You can get him down at super cheap.

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<v Speaker 5>You can't just go clamping people. Why are they selling them?

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<v Speaker 5>You can't clamp people's tires willy.

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<v Speaker 2>Nilly in the events of a situation where you're happy

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<v Speaker 2>to be working on a breakfast show and you want

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<v Speaker 2>to clamp your co host tire.

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<v Speaker 4>That's why they sell them.

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<v Speaker 3>My tires got clamped outside Uni Ones.

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<v Speaker 4>I asked the question, my sense we're about to go

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<v Speaker 4>on an incredible adventure. We are indeed climp.

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<v Speaker 3>I hate you both.

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<v Speaker 4>You asked before, how do you get it off?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, once I had them clamped outside Unich, so I

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<v Speaker 5>had unpaid parking fines in like two thousand and six

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<v Speaker 5>years ago, and.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a clamp that the sheriff put on and

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<v Speaker 3>you had to pull it down.

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<v Speaker 5>And I couldn't pull it down because a car had

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<v Speaker 5>parked too close to me and I had to go

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<v Speaker 5>to a lunch, so I left the car the and

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<v Speaker 5>the police drove me to lunch.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well the cops aren't coming today. That clamp is

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<v Speaker 2>on there on there is only does that have a key?

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<v Speaker 3>Funny enough, don't have you hid inen the key doing this?

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<v Speaker 4>It does have a key.

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<v Speaker 3>Someone called my dad.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you want to know where that key? There's the key?

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<v Speaker 4>I'll tell you next.

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<v Speaker 2>Interesting morning. We've proven Lauren wrong. We were chatting earlier.

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<v Speaker 2>You made now landish claim about something you didn't think

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<v Speaker 2>you could buy in the shops.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think you could buy tire claps. You can,

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<v Speaker 3>absolutely only the sheriffs have them.

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<v Speaker 4>No, you can buy them, can you?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think what your just got around clamping people's tires?

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<v Speaker 4>Will he wheel clamp?

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<v Speaker 3>What do you need that for?

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<v Speaker 4>I told you, bless you the sheriff.

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<v Speaker 3>Why should anyone that should be illegal? That's not funny.

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<v Speaker 5>Imagin if someone clamped your someone clamped your eye. See

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<v Speaker 5>when Laura binding citizens now happened. Nepaul we call him

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<v Speaker 5>mall cop because he is a stickler.

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<v Speaker 4>I've seen this on a current affair, neighbors clamping each

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<v Speaker 4>other's time. Well, it happened here in the Nova car

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<v Speaker 4>park ten minutes ago.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you put that on my car?

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<v Speaker 4>You've been clamped.

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<v Speaker 3>Jason. Guys, that's so annoying.

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<v Speaker 4>You should have heard what she said in the ad.

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<v Speaker 4>Should it wasn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Jason, swe The money is falling out the top of

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<v Speaker 2>that this morning.

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<v Speaker 4>You can't.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not one to prove you wrong, but I just

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<v Speaker 2>had a lot of d MS people saying here's a

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<v Speaker 2>link we can buy a wheel car.

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<v Speaker 3>Thanks everyone, I really appreciate your support.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, to be fair, I think it's good we get

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<v Speaker 2>her off the roads temporarily.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean. Just give the

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<v Speaker 4>roads a respite. Hey, you're the first.

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<v Speaker 5>You do buy me your bike, You're the first. I'm

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<v Speaker 5>not riding a bike if it's cold.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you drop this meal off to someone on the way?

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<v Speaker 2>You're the first to Parking is not your strong point.

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<v Speaker 4>In fact, you had a good No. You've got history

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<v Speaker 4>of parking fines.

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<v Speaker 5>Parking fines and parking reading signs.

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<v Speaker 4>What was your mentality one day you had to go

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<v Speaker 4>to the hairdressers.

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<v Speaker 3>I remember that was a private conversation.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you can you explain to Melbourne?

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<v Speaker 4>Ho are you justify girl?

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<v Speaker 3>Math?

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<v Speaker 5>So my beautiful hairdresser does a good haircut. Shout out

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<v Speaker 5>uber clon anyone who goes there, marieover, we love you.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a nightmare to park around there, isn't it. But

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<v Speaker 5>she does me a discount when I get my hair done.

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<v Speaker 5>Everyone knows chicks hairs. Hairs cost a lot. And so

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<v Speaker 5>sometimes I'm running late and it's park out front. It's

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<v Speaker 5>one hour, I'm there for three and I get fine,

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<v Speaker 5>which is like eighty bugs. But I get more than

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<v Speaker 5>an eighty dollars discount the hair, So I'm sing.

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<v Speaker 4>On top it's pretty much like they've got valet.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, and then I don't have to walk to the

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<v Speaker 5>other car park where I would have to park, and

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<v Speaker 5>I don't. Most of the time I park in the

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<v Speaker 5>car park. But sometimes if I'm running late, I'm like, well,

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<v Speaker 5>it's kind of word.

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<v Speaker 4>Sometimes you can't drive home because I don't want.

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<v Speaker 5>My blos Well, oh yeah, I've had to catch anoo behind.

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<v Speaker 5>Remember a couple of times because she says wine on

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<v Speaker 5>Thursday and Fraudaine Norich.

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<v Speaker 4>I had to drive Lauren to the chemist. I just

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<v Speaker 4>park there. I'm like, that's the end.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not good at reading. I'm not a details person.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't have lights and sirens.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not a details person. Well, I would say, is

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<v Speaker 5>a good way to.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you a good problem solver?

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<v Speaker 3>Not really.

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<v Speaker 5>My way of solving a problem is that that car

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<v Speaker 5>now lives in the basement.

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<v Speaker 4>No it doesn't.

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<v Speaker 5>And I'll have to take Paul's car. Or can someone

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<v Speaker 5>call Lexus of Blackburn? They sponsored our show once. They

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<v Speaker 5>they'll they'll flick me a car because mine's broken.

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<v Speaker 4>Lauren. The wheel clamps on. It comes with a key.

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<v Speaker 4>Would you like the key to the car?

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<v Speaker 3>Of course I do, Okay, get it?

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<v Speaker 5>Just chill, just put it on because I just got

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<v Speaker 5>I just popped my tie last week and just got

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<v Speaker 5>a new one.

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<v Speaker 3>And if you've popped my tier.

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<v Speaker 2>Against cool, just chill out, mate, bringing the key.

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<v Speaker 3>What you froze.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a lot?

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<v Speaker 4>I froze it in a block of ice?

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<v Speaker 5>Wow?

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<v Speaker 4>And not a block that you put in a drink.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a big block of ice.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a tub of ice.

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<v Speaker 4>Clint scale of under ten. How proud are you of?

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<v Speaker 3>Where is I can't even see.

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<v Speaker 4>Hang on, hanging, hang just just drop it. Hang on,

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<v Speaker 4>everyone quiet for a sect dropping.

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<v Speaker 3>I go through this whole thing and there's no key

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<v Speaker 3>dropping it on the desk. That's like three leaders. Where

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<v Speaker 3>is it.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a lot of ice. It's in there. She's picking away.

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<v Speaker 3>With a pen, water going all over the computer.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, that's not ourses.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not in there.

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<v Speaker 5>Like, go through this and it's not in there. I'm

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<v Speaker 5>never coming, but I'm taking a week off. Everyone be

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<v Speaker 5>my witness. Someone get the boss on the phone.

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<v Speaker 4>We should have done these years ago. Get Chiseling, drop it, Lauren,

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<v Speaker 4>get Chiseling. No, that'll go through to smooth. Did a break?

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<v Speaker 5>She's gone, suck in your loser.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to put these ice in your car, on

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<v Speaker 3>your car seat.

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<v Speaker 2>We love chatting with experts on this show, and this

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<v Speaker 2>lady is one of them. She is a mum of

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<v Speaker 2>two and she is astrays first female astronaut.

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<v Speaker 4>The Experts with Jason Lauren your vessel specialists who specialize

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<v Speaker 4>in very special things.

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<v Speaker 1>I am Kashan and I'm Australia's first female astronaut.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's hear from the expert Catherine.

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<v Speaker 6>Good morning, dare I say the coolest mum in Australia.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks for having me on. It's great to be here.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my gosh, we're so excited. I am fascinated and

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<v Speaker 5>equally terrified about space.

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<v Speaker 3>What terrifies you about space? Are they aliens?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>Jesus here.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes I think they walk among us, but you know

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think that they do.

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<v Speaker 4>Please don't encourage her.

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<v Speaker 6>So you are a fully qualified astronaut who, and do

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<v Speaker 6>I get this right? Is now literally just waiting for assignment.

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<v Speaker 1>Basically, So once you finished the basic astronaut training like

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<v Speaker 1>I just did, you can call yourself an astronaut, so

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<v Speaker 1>that means you're ready for assignment to the International Space

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<v Speaker 1>Station or the Moon. Is a professional government astronaut. There's

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<v Speaker 1>about one hundred of us that are active globally, which

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<v Speaker 1>is pretty amazing. But I've entered what's called pre mission

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<v Speaker 1>assignment phase, which is where you keep your training up,

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<v Speaker 1>you keep fit and healthy, you get out into schools

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<v Speaker 1>and you know, inspire kids into STEM careers and you have.

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<v Speaker 3>A day job.

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<v Speaker 1>And my day job will be back at the Australian

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<v Speaker 1>Space Agency using my space engineering skills.

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<v Speaker 5>Would you have any idea where you're going like, do

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<v Speaker 5>you go somewhere or do you just fly around in space?

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<v Speaker 1>The main destination for astronauts today in space is called

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<v Speaker 1>the International Space Station. It's a huge space station. It's

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<v Speaker 1>the size of a football field. Usually there's seven or

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<v Speaker 1>more astronauts on it at any time, and it's full

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<v Speaker 1>of scientific labs basically to look at medicine and biotech, materials, sciences, biology.

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<v Speaker 3>And all sorts.

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<v Speaker 5>So this might be a dumb question, but we know

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<v Speaker 5>on like rocket ships, we see the astronauts floating around

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<v Speaker 5>and the zero gravity on the space station. Is that

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<v Speaker 5>the same situation? And when you sleep, are you just

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<v Speaker 5>floating around in your sleep or are you like strapped

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<v Speaker 5>onto a bed or.

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<v Speaker 1>All not dumb, So basically, yeah, you're floating around the

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<v Speaker 1>whole time you're up there. And it's part of the

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<v Speaker 1>training that we did to get used to that. So

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<v Speaker 1>we went in zero G planes to learn how to

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<v Speaker 1>maneuver around and not bump into everything or try and

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<v Speaker 1>swim which doesn't work but you feel like it should,

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<v Speaker 1>and kick someone in the face.

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<v Speaker 4>Then basically.

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<v Speaker 3>I heard you saying you're in like a phone box bed.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, basically, if you're up there for more than a month,

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<v Speaker 1>you get sort of like this mini raiments about the

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<v Speaker 1>size if you know the old school phone boxes, and

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<v Speaker 1>when you sleep in there, you are potentially floating freely.

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<v Speaker 1>Some astronauts like they really struggle to sleep that way,

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<v Speaker 1>so they'll jam themselves into a corner, you know how

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<v Speaker 1>like a heavy blanket. Wow, these people down Being in

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<v Speaker 1>space is like the opposite, like your body isn't touching anything.

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<v Speaker 1>So people will bring like elastics to try and get

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<v Speaker 1>that feeling of being like held in.

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<v Speaker 4>Lour enough to get the way to blanket. I got

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<v Speaker 4>it from Adairs. You have to take that.

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<v Speaker 1>It's weightless in space, right, how does that?

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<v Speaker 4>God? Can I ask an immature question?

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<v Speaker 5>I know what you're going to ask. I can read

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<v Speaker 5>your mind right now. Everything about the bathrooms.

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<v Speaker 2>Like like you said, this zero gravity, like is there

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<v Speaker 2>a chance you know, like these there could just be

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<v Speaker 2>a rogue poof floating in the air, Like how is

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<v Speaker 2>like how does the bathroom situation work?

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<v Speaker 1>There's so much curiosity about this in Australia. It's really fascinating.

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<v Speaker 1>Well actually, yeah, for parts of things like the spacewalks,

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<v Speaker 1>you wear a nappy like an adult diaper, and actually

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<v Speaker 1>these diapers have gone into developing diapers and hospitals and

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<v Speaker 1>stuff on it.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, great spin out there, but yeah, there are space toilets.

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<v Speaker 3>Of course, you're up there for a while and the

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<v Speaker 3>space space kind of like yeah, like, so the.

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<v Speaker 1>Urines recycled, so yesterday's coffee is tomorrow's coffee. They become

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<v Speaker 1>shooting stars burning up in the atmosphere and you kind

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<v Speaker 1>of the toilet looks a bit like a nappy bin,

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<v Speaker 1>like you kind of poop into a plastic bag and

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<v Speaker 1>then it goes eventually burns up. Having a romantic moment

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<v Speaker 1>looking at a shooting star. It might not as be

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<v Speaker 1>as romantic.

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<v Speaker 3>Well what speaking of n.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, officially it's never happened, and we never got to

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<v Speaker 1>that topic in our astronaut training process.

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<v Speaker 3>And maybe it didn't come up a future topic for me.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, guys, we've all been on SpaceX.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we've all been on school trips and work trips. Come,

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<v Speaker 4>I really do need the weighted blanket for that.

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<v Speaker 5>You guys there for a long time, and just quickly,

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<v Speaker 5>can I ask how many Australian astronauts are there.

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<v Speaker 1>There's never been anyone representing Australia before, so I've got

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<v Speaker 1>the honor being the first to be back by Australia,

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<v Speaker 1>which is incredible. What it means is that you know,

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<v Speaker 1>even during the training, and even more should it progress,

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<v Speaker 1>is that more Australians can be involved, so as signedists,

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<v Speaker 1>our engineers, our doctors, our kids in their schools.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, now it's it's a new world.

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<v Speaker 1>We have an Australian Space Agency, so let's see what

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<v Speaker 1>the future holds.

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<v Speaker 4>She's the first so cool.

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<v Speaker 2>Australian woman to become a fully fledged astronaut and she's

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<v Speaker 2>got a pretty cool social handle as well. Ossie astro Catherine,

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<v Speaker 2>love that, Love that. Hey, thank you so much for

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<v Speaker 2>joining us this morning. This has been a real insight.

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<v Speaker 2>We've really enjoyed it having fun.

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<v Speaker 3>Next time from space On.

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<v Speaker 4>If you go up there, you shoot us a text.

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<v Speaker 4>We'd love to check in.

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<v Speaker 3>Sounds awesome. We'll be looking out for the shooting stars.

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<v Speaker 4>No, we won't gonna be.

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