Speaker 1: Kasimer said, here's some of the best bets from Jason
Speaker 1: Loen while we're on break.
Speaker 2: I'm like, you lost and we like to think we
Speaker 2: know a lot about everything, but we know a little
Speaker 2: bit about a lot of things. Yeah, I think is
Speaker 2: the safe, safe way to put it.
Speaker 3: If you don't know, make it up exactly.
Speaker 4: I reckon that's what you do best.
Speaker 2: Remember it was only a little while back we were
Speaker 2: talking about how they build tunnels.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, what happens with the tunnel that they built
Speaker 5: between the UK and France? Is that just floating in
Speaker 5: the ocean because it doesn't go under the under the
Speaker 5: depths of the ocean.
Speaker 4: I think it's floating.
Speaker 3: I think it's floating.
Speaker 4: Too, Tim, you work on tunnels.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you actually dig through the ground through regardless of.
Speaker 3: Where you are under the water, under the water, under
Speaker 3: the water, because it.
Speaker 4: Was ridiculous to suggest so it goes under.
Speaker 3: When you're talking England to Calais in France.
Speaker 4: Still go under. They still wonder they go.
Speaker 5: That's a big Someone sent me an article the other
Speaker 5: day saying they're making a floating one that floats through
Speaker 5: the water.
Speaker 3: Was that an April Fools joke?
Speaker 4: Possibly? Remember you thought they were putting swimming pools on
Speaker 4: the A three eighty two.
Speaker 3: That was an April Fools joke and it got me
Speaker 3: a few.
Speaker 2: There were divers in the Sydney Harbor Tunnel the other
Speaker 2: day laying new Internet cables, like in the bottom of
Speaker 2: the bottom.
Speaker 4: Of the harbor. Wow, and you're just snorkeling and coming
Speaker 4: across the.
Speaker 3: Cable underwater cut That.
Speaker 1: Scary.
Speaker 3: What's happening in the middle of the earth, isn't it.
Speaker 4: It's like cordless phone.
Speaker 2: Surely were past cables anyway from the tunnels. To remember,
Speaker 2: we're talking about flat tires and spare wheels on cars,
Speaker 2: and you were blown away to find out that cars
Speaker 2: have spare tires.
Speaker 5: You know there was something under the boots, yes, didn't
Speaker 5: know that there's a whole world under there of like
Speaker 5: little accessories and things.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yah, jacks and spanners and all that. Jack. No,
Speaker 4: it's a jeesus.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I had a flat tire and someone suggested there might
Speaker 5: be one under the boot. Well, then I opened the tools.
Speaker 4: Is a toolbox some safety equipment?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I've got a high visit but I do too.
Speaker 5: I don't know how to put it on.
Speaker 4: Wid sinuals. Very flash.
Speaker 3: There's a whole world under.
Speaker 4: The bo what's the bit you've got those colored torches?
Speaker 2: Like when they bring planes here if you break down
Speaker 2: on the minor, I probably do.
Speaker 4: Here.
Speaker 2: Sticking with cars, there's something we're discussing the other week
Speaker 2: and you were like, that is not a thing.
Speaker 4: Enjoying this segment.
Speaker 3: I don't think you can buy tire claps. You can,
Speaker 3: absolutely only the sheriffs have them.
Speaker 4: No, you can buy them, can you?
Speaker 3: I don't think what you just got around clamping people's tires?
Speaker 4: Will you wheel clamp? What do you need that for?
Speaker 5: I told you, Unless you the sheriff, why should anyone
Speaker 5: that should be illegal?
Speaker 3: That's not funny. Imagin if someone clamped your someone.
Speaker 5: Clamped your eye, someone clamped your.
Speaker 4: Guess what I bought the other day?
Speaker 3: Did you put that on my car?
Speaker 4: You've been clamped, Jason, or you're parking illegally. It's a
Speaker 4: very dodgy park. I mean, look, look how the lines
Speaker 4: just morning.
Speaker 3: That's the outfit you're wearing right now.
Speaker 4: You're clamped.
Speaker 3: You arrived at the same time as me. When did
Speaker 3: you have time to.
Speaker 4: Do that last ad break?
Speaker 3: That's so annoying. How do you get it off? You
Speaker 3: need a pass, that's a great question.
Speaker 4: How do you get it off?
Speaker 5: That is you know what that car lives there now?
Speaker 3: Anyone want to sponsor me?
Speaker 4: And a jerry can of fuel and a lighter?
Speaker 5: Anyone want to give me a car because mine's broken?
Speaker 5: Your I just got a new tie.
Speaker 4: You said you couldn't. You said you couldn't bloody.
Speaker 3: Get use and I said it should be illegal.
Speaker 4: You can get him down at super cheap.
Speaker 5: You can't just go clamping people. Why are they selling them?
Speaker 5: You can't clamp people's tires willy.
Speaker 2: Nilly in the events of a situation where you're happy
Speaker 2: to be working on a breakfast show and you want
Speaker 2: to clamp your co host tire.
Speaker 4: That's why they sell them.
Speaker 3: My tires got clamped outside Uni Ones.
Speaker 4: I asked the question, my sense we're about to go
Speaker 4: on an incredible adventure. We are indeed climp.
Speaker 3: I hate you both.
Speaker 4: You asked before, how do you get it off?
Speaker 5: Well, once I had them clamped outside Unich, so I
Speaker 5: had unpaid parking fines in like two thousand and six
Speaker 5: years ago, and.
Speaker 3: It was a clamp that the sheriff put on and
Speaker 3: you had to pull it down.
Speaker 5: And I couldn't pull it down because a car had
Speaker 5: parked too close to me and I had to go
Speaker 5: to a lunch, so I left the car the and
Speaker 5: the police drove me to lunch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well the cops aren't coming today. That clamp is
Speaker 2: on there on there is only does that have a key?
Speaker 3: Funny enough, don't have you hid inen the key doing this?
Speaker 4: It does have a key.
Speaker 3: Someone called my dad.
Speaker 4: Do you want to know where that key? There's the key?
Speaker 4: I'll tell you next.
Speaker 2: Interesting morning. We've proven Lauren wrong. We were chatting earlier.
Speaker 2: You made now landish claim about something you didn't think
Speaker 2: you could buy in the shops.
Speaker 3: I don't think you could buy tire claps. You can,
Speaker 3: absolutely only the sheriffs have them.
Speaker 4: No, you can buy them, can you?
Speaker 3: I don't think what your just got around clamping people's tires?
Speaker 4: Will he wheel clamp?
Speaker 3: What do you need that for?
Speaker 4: I told you, bless you the sheriff.
Speaker 3: Why should anyone that should be illegal? That's not funny.
Speaker 5: Imagin if someone clamped your someone clamped your eye. See
Speaker 5: when Laura binding citizens now happened. Nepaul we call him
Speaker 5: mall cop because he is a stickler.
Speaker 4: I've seen this on a current affair, neighbors clamping each
Speaker 4: other's time. Well, it happened here in the Nova car
Speaker 4: park ten minutes ago.
Speaker 3: Did you put that on my car?
Speaker 4: You've been clamped.
Speaker 3: Jason. Guys, that's so annoying.
Speaker 4: You should have heard what she said in the ad.
Speaker 4: Should it wasn't.
Speaker 2: Jason, swe The money is falling out the top of
Speaker 2: that this morning.
Speaker 4: You can't.
Speaker 2: I'm not one to prove you wrong, but I just
Speaker 2: had a lot of d MS people saying here's a
Speaker 2: link we can buy a wheel car.
Speaker 3: Thanks everyone, I really appreciate your support.
Speaker 2: Well, to be fair, I think it's good we get
Speaker 2: her off the roads temporarily.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean. Just give the
Speaker 4: roads a respite. Hey, you're the first.
Speaker 5: You do buy me your bike, You're the first. I'm
Speaker 5: not riding a bike if it's cold.
Speaker 2: Can you drop this meal off to someone on the way?
Speaker 2: You're the first to Parking is not your strong point.
Speaker 4: In fact, you had a good No. You've got history
Speaker 4: of parking fines.
Speaker 5: Parking fines and parking reading signs.
Speaker 4: What was your mentality one day you had to go
Speaker 4: to the hairdressers.
Speaker 3: I remember that was a private conversation.
Speaker 2: Can you can you explain to Melbourne?
Speaker 4: Ho are you justify girl?
Speaker 3: Math?
Speaker 5: So my beautiful hairdresser does a good haircut. Shout out
Speaker 5: uber clon anyone who goes there, marieover, we love you.
Speaker 5: It's a nightmare to park around there, isn't it. But
Speaker 5: she does me a discount when I get my hair done.
Speaker 5: Everyone knows chicks hairs. Hairs cost a lot. And so
Speaker 5: sometimes I'm running late and it's park out front. It's
Speaker 5: one hour, I'm there for three and I get fine,
Speaker 5: which is like eighty bugs. But I get more than
Speaker 5: an eighty dollars discount the hair, So I'm sing.
Speaker 4: On top it's pretty much like they've got valet.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and then I don't have to walk to the
Speaker 5: other car park where I would have to park, and
Speaker 5: I don't. Most of the time I park in the
Speaker 5: car park. But sometimes if I'm running late, I'm like, well,
Speaker 5: it's kind of word.
Speaker 4: Sometimes you can't drive home because I don't want.
Speaker 5: My blos Well, oh yeah, I've had to catch anoo behind.
Speaker 5: Remember a couple of times because she says wine on
Speaker 5: Thursday and Fraudaine Norich.
Speaker 4: I had to drive Lauren to the chemist. I just
Speaker 4: park there. I'm like, that's the end.
Speaker 3: I'm not good at reading. I'm not a details person.
Speaker 4: You don't have lights and sirens.
Speaker 5: I'm not a details person. Well, I would say, is
Speaker 5: a good way to.
Speaker 4: Do you a good problem solver?
Speaker 3: Not really.
Speaker 5: My way of solving a problem is that that car
Speaker 5: now lives in the basement.
Speaker 4: No it doesn't.
Speaker 5: And I'll have to take Paul's car. Or can someone
Speaker 5: call Lexus of Blackburn? They sponsored our show once. They
Speaker 5: they'll they'll flick me a car because mine's broken.
Speaker 4: Lauren. The wheel clamps on. It comes with a key.
Speaker 4: Would you like the key to the car?
Speaker 3: Of course I do, Okay, get it?
Speaker 5: Just chill, just put it on because I just got
Speaker 5: I just popped my tie last week and just got
Speaker 5: a new one.
Speaker 3: And if you've popped my tier.
Speaker 2: Against cool, just chill out, mate, bringing the key.
Speaker 3: What you froze.
Speaker 1: That's a lot?
Speaker 4: I froze it in a block of ice?
Speaker 5: Wow?
Speaker 4: And not a block that you put in a drink.
Speaker 4: That's a big block of ice.
Speaker 3: That's a tub of ice.
Speaker 4: Clint scale of under ten. How proud are you of?
Speaker 3: Where is I can't even see.
Speaker 4: Hang on, hanging, hang just just drop it. Hang on,
Speaker 4: everyone quiet for a sect dropping.
Speaker 3: I go through this whole thing and there's no key
Speaker 3: dropping it on the desk. That's like three leaders. Where
Speaker 3: is it.
Speaker 4: That's a lot of ice. It's in there. She's picking away.
Speaker 3: With a pen, water going all over the computer.
Speaker 4: Well, that's not ourses.
Speaker 3: It's not in there.
Speaker 5: Like, go through this and it's not in there. I'm
Speaker 5: never coming, but I'm taking a week off. Everyone be
Speaker 5: my witness. Someone get the boss on the phone.
Speaker 4: We should have done these years ago. Get Chiseling, drop it, Lauren,
Speaker 4: get Chiseling. No, that'll go through to smooth. Did a break?
Speaker 5: She's gone, suck in your loser.
Speaker 3: I'm going to put these ice in your car, on
Speaker 3: your car seat.
Speaker 2: We love chatting with experts on this show, and this
Speaker 2: lady is one of them. She is a mum of
Speaker 2: two and she is astrays first female astronaut.
Speaker 4: The Experts with Jason Lauren your vessel specialists who specialize
Speaker 4: in very special things.
Speaker 1: I am Kashan and I'm Australia's first female astronaut.
Speaker 4: Let's hear from the expert Catherine.
Speaker 6: Good morning, dare I say the coolest mum in Australia.
Speaker 1: Thanks for having me on. It's great to be here.
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, we're so excited. I am fascinated and
Speaker 5: equally terrified about space.
Speaker 3: What terrifies you about space? Are they aliens?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: Jesus here.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I think they walk among us, but you know
Speaker 1: I don't think that they do.
Speaker 4: Please don't encourage her.
Speaker 6: So you are a fully qualified astronaut who, and do
Speaker 6: I get this right? Is now literally just waiting for assignment.
Speaker 1: Basically, So once you finished the basic astronaut training like
Speaker 1: I just did, you can call yourself an astronaut, so
Speaker 1: that means you're ready for assignment to the International Space
Speaker 1: Station or the Moon. Is a professional government astronaut. There's
Speaker 1: about one hundred of us that are active globally, which
Speaker 1: is pretty amazing. But I've entered what's called pre mission
Speaker 1: assignment phase, which is where you keep your training up,
Speaker 1: you keep fit and healthy, you get out into schools
Speaker 1: and you know, inspire kids into STEM careers and you have.
Speaker 3: A day job.
Speaker 1: And my day job will be back at the Australian
Speaker 1: Space Agency using my space engineering skills.
Speaker 5: Would you have any idea where you're going like, do
Speaker 5: you go somewhere or do you just fly around in space?
Speaker 1: The main destination for astronauts today in space is called
Speaker 1: the International Space Station. It's a huge space station. It's
Speaker 1: the size of a football field. Usually there's seven or
Speaker 1: more astronauts on it at any time, and it's full
Speaker 1: of scientific labs basically to look at medicine and biotech, materials, sciences, biology.
Speaker 3: And all sorts.
Speaker 5: So this might be a dumb question, but we know
Speaker 5: on like rocket ships, we see the astronauts floating around
Speaker 5: and the zero gravity on the space station. Is that
Speaker 5: the same situation? And when you sleep, are you just
Speaker 5: floating around in your sleep or are you like strapped
Speaker 5: onto a bed or.
Speaker 1: All not dumb, So basically, yeah, you're floating around the
Speaker 1: whole time you're up there. And it's part of the
Speaker 1: training that we did to get used to that. So
Speaker 1: we went in zero G planes to learn how to
Speaker 1: maneuver around and not bump into everything or try and
Speaker 1: swim which doesn't work but you feel like it should,
Speaker 1: and kick someone in the face.
Speaker 4: Then basically.
Speaker 3: I heard you saying you're in like a phone box bed.
Speaker 1: Well, basically, if you're up there for more than a month,
Speaker 1: you get sort of like this mini raiments about the
Speaker 1: size if you know the old school phone boxes, and
Speaker 1: when you sleep in there, you are potentially floating freely.
Speaker 1: Some astronauts like they really struggle to sleep that way,
Speaker 1: so they'll jam themselves into a corner, you know how
Speaker 1: like a heavy blanket. Wow, these people down Being in
Speaker 1: space is like the opposite, like your body isn't touching anything.
Speaker 1: So people will bring like elastics to try and get
Speaker 1: that feeling of being like held in.
Speaker 4: Lour enough to get the way to blanket. I got
Speaker 4: it from Adairs. You have to take that.
Speaker 1: It's weightless in space, right, how does that?
Speaker 4: God? Can I ask an immature question?
Speaker 5: I know what you're going to ask. I can read
Speaker 5: your mind right now. Everything about the bathrooms.
Speaker 2: Like like you said, this zero gravity, like is there
Speaker 2: a chance you know, like these there could just be
Speaker 2: a rogue poof floating in the air, Like how is
Speaker 2: like how does the bathroom situation work?
Speaker 1: There's so much curiosity about this in Australia. It's really fascinating.
Speaker 1: Well actually, yeah, for parts of things like the spacewalks,
Speaker 1: you wear a nappy like an adult diaper, and actually
Speaker 1: these diapers have gone into developing diapers and hospitals and
Speaker 1: stuff on it.
Speaker 3: Right, great spin out there, but yeah, there are space toilets.
Speaker 3: Of course, you're up there for a while and the
Speaker 3: space space kind of like yeah, like, so the.
Speaker 1: Urines recycled, so yesterday's coffee is tomorrow's coffee. They become
Speaker 1: shooting stars burning up in the atmosphere and you kind
Speaker 1: of the toilet looks a bit like a nappy bin,
Speaker 1: like you kind of poop into a plastic bag and
Speaker 1: then it goes eventually burns up. Having a romantic moment
Speaker 1: looking at a shooting star. It might not as be
Speaker 1: as romantic.
Speaker 3: Well what speaking of n.
Speaker 1: Well, officially it's never happened, and we never got to
Speaker 1: that topic in our astronaut training process.
Speaker 3: And maybe it didn't come up a future topic for me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, guys, we've all been on SpaceX.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we've all been on school trips and work trips. Come,
Speaker 4: I really do need the weighted blanket for that.
Speaker 5: You guys there for a long time, and just quickly,
Speaker 5: can I ask how many Australian astronauts are there.
Speaker 1: There's never been anyone representing Australia before, so I've got
Speaker 1: the honor being the first to be back by Australia,
Speaker 1: which is incredible. What it means is that you know,
Speaker 1: even during the training, and even more should it progress,
Speaker 1: is that more Australians can be involved, so as signedists,
Speaker 1: our engineers, our doctors, our kids in their schools.
Speaker 3: But yeah, now it's it's a new world.
Speaker 1: We have an Australian Space Agency, so let's see what
Speaker 1: the future holds.
Speaker 4: She's the first so cool.
Speaker 2: Australian woman to become a fully fledged astronaut and she's
Speaker 2: got a pretty cool social handle as well. Ossie astro Catherine,
Speaker 2: love that, Love that. Hey, thank you so much for
Speaker 2: joining us this morning. This has been a real insight.
Speaker 2: We've really enjoyed it having fun.
Speaker 3: Next time from space On.
Speaker 4: If you go up there, you shoot us a text.
Speaker 4: We'd love to check in.
Speaker 3: Sounds awesome. We'll be looking out for the shooting stars.
Speaker 4: No, we won't gonna be.
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