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Speaker 1: Kasimer said, here's some of the best bets from Jason

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Speaker 1: Loen while we're on break.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, you lost and we like to think we

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Speaker 3: If you don't know, make it up exactly.

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Speaker 4: I reckon that's what you do best.

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Speaker 2: Remember it was only a little while back we were

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Speaker 2: talking about how they build tunnels.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, what happens with the tunnel that they built

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Speaker 5: between the UK and France? Is that just floating in

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Speaker 5: the ocean because it doesn't go under the under the

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Speaker 4: I think it's floating.

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Speaker 3: I think it's floating.

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Speaker 4: Too, Tim, you work on tunnels.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so you actually dig through the ground through regardless of.

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Speaker 3: Where you are under the water, under the water, under

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Speaker 4: Was ridiculous to suggest so it goes under.

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Speaker 3: When you're talking England to Calais in France.

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Speaker 4: Still go under. They still wonder they go.

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Speaker 5: That's a big Someone sent me an article the other

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Speaker 3: Was that an April Fools joke?

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Speaker 4: Possibly? Remember you thought they were putting swimming pools on

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Speaker 3: That was an April Fools joke and it got me

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Speaker 2: There were divers in the Sydney Harbor Tunnel the other

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Speaker 4: Of the harbor. Wow, and you're just snorkeling and coming

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Speaker 4: across the.

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Speaker 3: Cable underwater cut That.

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Speaker 1: Scary.

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Speaker 3: What's happening in the middle of the earth, isn't it.

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Speaker 4: It's like cordless phone.

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Speaker 2: Surely were past cables anyway from the tunnels. To remember,

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Speaker 2: we're talking about flat tires and spare wheels on cars,

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Speaker 2: and you were blown away to find out that cars

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Speaker 5: You know there was something under the boots, yes, didn't

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Speaker 5: know that there's a whole world under there of like

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yah, jacks and spanners and all that. Jack. No,

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Speaker 4: it's a jeesus.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I had a flat tire and someone suggested there might

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Speaker 5: be one under the boot. Well, then I opened the tools.

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Speaker 4: Is a toolbox some safety equipment?

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Speaker 3: Is it?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? I've got a high visit but I do too.

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Speaker 5: I don't know how to put it on.

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Speaker 4: Wid sinuals. Very flash.

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Speaker 3: There's a whole world under.

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Speaker 4: The bo what's the bit you've got those colored torches?

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Speaker 2: Like when they bring planes here if you break down

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Speaker 2: on the minor, I probably do.

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Speaker 2: Sticking with cars, there's something we're discussing the other week

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Speaker 2: and you were like, that is not a thing.

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Speaker 4: Enjoying this segment.

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Speaker 3: I don't think you can buy tire claps. You can,

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Speaker 3: absolutely only the sheriffs have them.

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Speaker 4: No, you can buy them, can you?

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Speaker 3: I don't think what you just got around clamping people's tires?

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Speaker 4: Will you wheel clamp? What do you need that for?

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Speaker 5: I told you, Unless you the sheriff, why should anyone

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Speaker 3: That's not funny. Imagin if someone clamped your someone.

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Speaker 5: Clamped your eye, someone clamped your.

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Speaker 4: Guess what I bought the other day?

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Speaker 3: Did you put that on my car?

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Speaker 4: You've been clamped, Jason, or you're parking illegally. It's a

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Speaker 3: That's the outfit you're wearing right now.

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Speaker 4: You're clamped.

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Speaker 3: You arrived at the same time as me. When did

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Speaker 4: Do that last ad break?

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Speaker 3: That's so annoying. How do you get it off? You

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Speaker 4: How do you get it off?

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Speaker 5: That is you know what that car lives there now?

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Speaker 3: Anyone want to sponsor me?

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Speaker 4: And a jerry can of fuel and a lighter?

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Speaker 5: Anyone want to give me a car because mine's broken?

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Speaker 5: Your I just got a new tie.

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Speaker 4: You said you couldn't. You said you couldn't bloody.

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Speaker 3: Get use and I said it should be illegal.

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Speaker 4: You can get him down at super cheap.

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Speaker 5: You can't just go clamping people. Why are they selling them?

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Speaker 5: You can't clamp people's tires willy.

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Speaker 2: Nilly in the events of a situation where you're happy

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Speaker 4: That's why they sell them.

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Speaker 3: My tires got clamped outside Uni Ones.

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Speaker 4: I asked the question, my sense we're about to go

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Speaker 3: I hate you both.

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Speaker 4: You asked before, how do you get it off?

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Speaker 5: Well, once I had them clamped outside Unich, so I

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Speaker 3: It was a clamp that the sheriff put on and

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Speaker 5: And I couldn't pull it down because a car had

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Speaker 5: the police drove me to lunch.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well the cops aren't coming today. That clamp is

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Speaker 2: on there on there is only does that have a key?

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Speaker 3: Funny enough, don't have you hid inen the key doing this?

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Speaker 4: It does have a key.

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Speaker 3: Someone called my dad.

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Speaker 4: Do you want to know where that key? There's the key?

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Speaker 4: I'll tell you next.

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Speaker 2: Interesting morning. We've proven Lauren wrong. We were chatting earlier.

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Speaker 2: You made now landish claim about something you didn't think

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Speaker 3: I don't think you could buy tire claps. You can,

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Speaker 3: absolutely only the sheriffs have them.

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Speaker 4: No, you can buy them, can you?

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Speaker 3: I don't think what your just got around clamping people's tires?

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Speaker 4: Will he wheel clamp?

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Speaker 3: What do you need that for?

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Speaker 4: I told you, bless you the sheriff.

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Speaker 3: Why should anyone that should be illegal? That's not funny.

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Speaker 5: Imagin if someone clamped your someone clamped your eye. See

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Speaker 5: when Laura binding citizens now happened. Nepaul we call him

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Speaker 4: I've seen this on a current affair, neighbors clamping each

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Speaker 3: Did you put that on my car?

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Speaker 4: You've been clamped.

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Speaker 3: Jason. Guys, that's so annoying.

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Speaker 4: You should have heard what she said in the ad.

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Speaker 4: Should it wasn't.

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Speaker 2: Jason, swe The money is falling out the top of

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Speaker 4: You can't.

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Speaker 2: I'm not one to prove you wrong, but I just

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Speaker 3: Thanks everyone, I really appreciate your support.

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Speaker 2: Well, to be fair, I think it's good we get

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean. Just give the

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Speaker 4: roads a respite. Hey, you're the first.

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Speaker 5: You do buy me your bike, You're the first. I'm

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Speaker 2: Can you drop this meal off to someone on the way?

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Speaker 2: You're the first to Parking is not your strong point.

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Speaker 4: In fact, you had a good No. You've got history

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Speaker 4: of parking fines.

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Speaker 5: Parking fines and parking reading signs.

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Speaker 4: What was your mentality one day you had to go

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Speaker 4: to the hairdressers.

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Speaker 3: I remember that was a private conversation.

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Speaker 2: Can you can you explain to Melbourne?

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Speaker 4: Ho are you justify girl?

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Speaker 5: So my beautiful hairdresser does a good haircut. Shout out

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Speaker 5: uber clon anyone who goes there, marieover, we love you.

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Speaker 5: It's a nightmare to park around there, isn't it. But

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Speaker 5: she does me a discount when I get my hair done.

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Speaker 5: Everyone knows chicks hairs. Hairs cost a lot. And so

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Speaker 5: sometimes I'm running late and it's park out front. It's

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Speaker 4: On top it's pretty much like they've got valet.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and then I don't have to walk to the

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Speaker 4: Sometimes you can't drive home because I don't want.

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Speaker 5: My blos Well, oh yeah, I've had to catch anoo behind.

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Speaker 5: Remember a couple of times because she says wine on

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Speaker 4: I had to drive Lauren to the chemist. I just

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Speaker 3: I'm not good at reading. I'm not a details person.

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Speaker 4: You don't have lights and sirens.

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Speaker 5: I'm not a details person. Well, I would say, is

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Speaker 5: a good way to.

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Speaker 4: Do you a good problem solver?

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Speaker 3: Not really.

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Speaker 5: My way of solving a problem is that that car

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Speaker 4: No it doesn't.

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Speaker 5: And I'll have to take Paul's car. Or can someone

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Speaker 5: call Lexus of Blackburn? They sponsored our show once. They

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Speaker 5: they'll they'll flick me a car because mine's broken.

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Speaker 4: Lauren. The wheel clamps on. It comes with a key.

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Speaker 4: Would you like the key to the car?

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Speaker 3: Of course I do, Okay, get it?

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Speaker 5: Just chill, just put it on because I just got

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Speaker 5: I just popped my tie last week and just got

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Speaker 5: a new one.

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Speaker 3: And if you've popped my tier.

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Speaker 2: Against cool, just chill out, mate, bringing the key.

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Speaker 3: What you froze.

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Speaker 1: That's a lot?

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Speaker 4: I froze it in a block of ice?

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Speaker 5: Wow?

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Speaker 4: And not a block that you put in a drink.

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Speaker 4: That's a big block of ice.

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Speaker 3: That's a tub of ice.

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Speaker 4: Clint scale of under ten. How proud are you of?

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Speaker 3: Where is I can't even see.

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Speaker 4: Hang on, hanging, hang just just drop it. Hang on,

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Speaker 4: everyone quiet for a sect dropping.

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Speaker 3: I go through this whole thing and there's no key

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Speaker 3: dropping it on the desk. That's like three leaders. Where

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Speaker 3: is it.

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Speaker 4: That's a lot of ice. It's in there. She's picking away.

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Speaker 3: With a pen, water going all over the computer.

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Speaker 4: Well, that's not ourses.

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Speaker 3: It's not in there.

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Speaker 5: Like, go through this and it's not in there. I'm

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Speaker 5: never coming, but I'm taking a week off. Everyone be

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Speaker 5: my witness. Someone get the boss on the phone.

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Speaker 4: We should have done these years ago. Get Chiseling, drop it, Lauren,

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Speaker 4: get Chiseling. No, that'll go through to smooth. Did a break?

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Speaker 5: She's gone, suck in your loser.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to put these ice in your car, on

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Speaker 2: We love chatting with experts on this show, and this

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Speaker 2: lady is one of them. She is a mum of

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Speaker 4: The Experts with Jason Lauren your vessel specialists who specialize

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Speaker 4: in very special things.

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Speaker 1: I am Kashan and I'm Australia's first female astronaut.

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Speaker 4: Let's hear from the expert Catherine.

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Speaker 6: Good morning, dare I say the coolest mum in Australia.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for having me on. It's great to be here.

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Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, we're so excited. I am fascinated and

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Speaker 5: equally terrified about space.

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Speaker 3: What terrifies you about space? Are they aliens?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Jesus here.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes I think they walk among us, but you know

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Speaker 1: I don't think that they do.

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Speaker 4: Please don't encourage her.

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Speaker 6: So you are a fully qualified astronaut who, and do

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Speaker 6: I get this right? Is now literally just waiting for assignment.

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Speaker 1: Basically, So once you finished the basic astronaut training like

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Speaker 1: that means you're ready for assignment to the International Space

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Speaker 1: Station or the Moon. Is a professional government astronaut. There's

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Speaker 1: about one hundred of us that are active globally, which

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Speaker 1: is pretty amazing. But I've entered what's called pre mission

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Speaker 1: assignment phase, which is where you keep your training up,

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Speaker 1: you keep fit and healthy, you get out into schools

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Speaker 3: A day job.

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Speaker 1: And my day job will be back at the Australian

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Speaker 1: Space Agency using my space engineering skills.

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Speaker 5: Would you have any idea where you're going like, do

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Speaker 5: you go somewhere or do you just fly around in space?

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Speaker 1: The main destination for astronauts today in space is called

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Speaker 1: the International Space Station. It's a huge space station. It's

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Speaker 1: of scientific labs basically to look at medicine and biotech, materials, sciences, biology.

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Speaker 3: And all sorts.

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Speaker 5: So this might be a dumb question, but we know

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Speaker 1: All not dumb, So basically, yeah, you're floating around the

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Speaker 3: I heard you saying you're in like a phone box bed.

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Speaker 1: Well, basically, if you're up there for more than a month,

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Speaker 1: when you sleep in there, you are potentially floating freely.

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Speaker 1: Some astronauts like they really struggle to sleep that way,

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Speaker 1: so they'll jam themselves into a corner, you know how

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Speaker 1: like a heavy blanket. Wow, these people down Being in

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Speaker 1: So people will bring like elastics to try and get

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Speaker 4: Lour enough to get the way to blanket. I got

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Speaker 1: It's weightless in space, right, how does that?

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Speaker 4: God? Can I ask an immature question?

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Speaker 5: I know what you're going to ask. I can read

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Speaker 5: your mind right now. Everything about the bathrooms.

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Speaker 2: Like like you said, this zero gravity, like is there

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Speaker 2: a chance you know, like these there could just be

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Speaker 1: There's so much curiosity about this in Australia. It's really fascinating.

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Speaker 1: Well actually, yeah, for parts of things like the spacewalks,

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Speaker 3: Right, great spin out there, but yeah, there are space toilets.

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Speaker 1: Urines recycled, so yesterday's coffee is tomorrow's coffee. They become

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Speaker 1: shooting stars burning up in the atmosphere and you kind

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Speaker 1: then it goes eventually burns up. Having a romantic moment

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Speaker 1: looking at a shooting star. It might not as be

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Speaker 3: Well what speaking of n.

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Speaker 1: Well, officially it's never happened, and we never got to

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Speaker 3: And maybe it didn't come up a future topic for me.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, guys, we've all been on SpaceX.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we've all been on school trips and work trips. Come,

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Speaker 5: You guys there for a long time, and just quickly,

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Speaker 5: can I ask how many Australian astronauts are there.

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Speaker 1: There's never been anyone representing Australia before, so I've got

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Speaker 1: the honor being the first to be back by Australia,

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Speaker 1: which is incredible. What it means is that you know,

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Speaker 1: is that more Australians can be involved, so as signedists,

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Speaker 3: But yeah, now it's it's a new world.

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Speaker 1: We have an Australian Space Agency, so let's see what

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Speaker 4: She's the first so cool.

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Speaker 2: Australian woman to become a fully fledged astronaut and she's

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Speaker 2: got a pretty cool social handle as well. Ossie astro Catherine,

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Speaker 2: love that, Love that. Hey, thank you so much for

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Speaker 2: We've really enjoyed it having fun.

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Speaker 3: Next time from space On.

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Speaker 4: If you go up there, you shoot us a text.

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Speaker 4: We'd love to check in.

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Speaker 3: Sounds awesome. We'll be looking out for the shooting stars.

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Speaker 4: No, we won't gonna be.

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