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Speaker 1: You're listening to the FITZI and whipp A Podcastwice.

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Speaker 2: Love getting this man on Cheezy gives us a chuck

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Speaker 2: and he's just getting up on the screen. Now it's

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Speaker 2: the magnificent Jim jeffreyes.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Jimmy, Hello, Are you just hanging outside your kitchen there?

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Speaker 2: Mate?

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Speaker 3: I am.

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Speaker 2: This is a different setting from last time.

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Speaker 3: Jim.

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Speaker 2: Don't tell me you've got numerous properties. You've got a

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Speaker 2: huge property portfolio.

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Speaker 4: I look, no, I do, all right, But the last

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Speaker 4: time I was doing it in my assistance house.

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Speaker 3: That's why there was all the grateful dead posters.

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Speaker 4: In the background and guitars and the young men, young male.

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Speaker 3: Like endeavors behind me.

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Speaker 4: So now I'm just in my house with me babies

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Speaker 4: out at the moment, so it's all right.

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Speaker 1: It's okay, mate. Exciting to know that you've announced your

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Speaker 1: second show for good old Sydney Town.

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Speaker 2: You've sold out the first Little beauty. You're a sellout,

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Speaker 2: Jim Jeffries. Everyone saying you're a sellout.

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Speaker 3: I've been saying that for years. But I didn't plan

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Speaker 3: on doing any show.

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Speaker 4: I was literally I was doing a tour of Asia

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Speaker 4: and then I was going to pop down and see

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Speaker 4: me Dad for Christmas.

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Speaker 3: And then you know my manager.

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Speaker 4: He's basically, you know, Colonel Parker, you can't have me

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Speaker 4: have a day off.

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Speaker 3: You know what I mean. So you're working.

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Speaker 4: I just like two weeks in Australia is hanging out,

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Speaker 4: going to the beach and up, and he goes.

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Speaker 1: Go on, you can do it.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna do it. And I was like, all right,

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Speaker 3: you go do one before New Year's it's good for

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Speaker 3: people again. So I was like, brilliant.

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Speaker 4: You know the gigs in Australia were so good on

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Speaker 4: the last two, so I was brilliant, I'll do one.

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Speaker 3: And then he brings me up that one sold out.

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Speaker 3: Come on, come on it.

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Speaker 4: I believe this will be the last one, but if

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Speaker 4: he has his way, I'll be doing him until about March.

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Speaker 3: You're doing two weeks of shows in a row, Jim.

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Speaker 1: I love some of the clips that are getting around

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Speaker 1: on TikTok of you, and they're right up my alley.

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Speaker 1: They're highly inappropriate, which is your kid?

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Speaker 3: Am I am? I am? I? On TikTok people mouthing

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Speaker 3: me or something.

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Speaker 1: I think it'd be like comedy pages that I follow.

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Speaker 1: What I wanted to ask, was how often does someone

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Speaker 1: physically stand up and leave one of your shows?

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Speaker 4: Not as in the early days, all the time, all

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Speaker 4: the time when I first got to America and I

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Speaker 4: was just trying to crack it. I was doing clubs,

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Speaker 4: I was getting twenty percent walkouts and stuff like that.

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Speaker 3: And.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I look, I believe that comedy you need to

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Speaker 4: be divers, you know, like like whenever you see like

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Speaker 4: I don't know if either of you guys are won

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Speaker 4: any comedy awards, but like you're whenever you see the

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Speaker 4: person who wins the comedy award in like Edinburgh or

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Speaker 4: Melbourne or whatever, I always look at that act and think, yeah,

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Speaker 4: that's a person that twenty people on a panel could

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Speaker 4: agree on.

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Speaker 3: You know what I mean, Like like I'll never.

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Speaker 4: Win you these things because people can't agree on me.

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Speaker 4: And I think that's sort of the sweet spot.

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Speaker 3: But I'll tell you what.

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Speaker 4: When we were in COVID, I was working with Bill BurrH.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and he's.

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Speaker 4: A ya fantastic comedy and me and him are you

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Speaker 4: talk about similar sort of things? And we were doing

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Speaker 4: one of those gigs that was like a drive in

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Speaker 4: because COVID was happening. All the cars would drive in.

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Speaker 4: We'd do it at the Magic Castle in LA and

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Speaker 4: the big car parks. We'd have eighty cars in front

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Speaker 4: of us, and they'd all they'd all get given those

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Speaker 4: clapping Machelle. Those clappers like this, so they get wagging

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Speaker 4: them out of the window. They are enjoying it or

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Speaker 4: whatever their horns because it was upsetting traffic, right, so

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Speaker 4: they clap out there. But anyway, so.

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Speaker 3: He's he's on stage. He told a couple of jokes

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Speaker 3: and five cars drove out.

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Speaker 4: It's depressing enough when they walk out, when you see

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Speaker 4: the engine turn on, they have to back out.

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Speaker 3: That's a determined burst. Who's not just.

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Speaker 1: Hand you clapper in on the way out the door.

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Speaker 2: Have you had any big celebs in the audience and

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Speaker 2: do you target them, Jim or do you want to

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Speaker 2: know who's in there?

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Speaker 3: Or have you noticed anyone?

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Speaker 4: Brad Pitt's come to a few show. He was me

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Speaker 4: weather Man on ME shows, so he's he's coming. He's

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Speaker 4: always just the sweetest, nicest guy you'll.

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Speaker 3: Ever meet in the world.

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Speaker 4: Right, one show we had recently, Eddie Veda came Yes

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Speaker 4: and that, and he's one of those Blakes. When you

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Speaker 4: meet Eddie Vetty, you sort of go oh, he's like

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Speaker 4: a real entertainer.

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Speaker 3: He's going to think I'm a bloody.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 4: He's tuck around My opening act is a huge pearl

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Speaker 4: jam fan. I just said to him, I said, hey,

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Speaker 4: Eddie Vedda's coming, just be really cool, right.

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Speaker 3: He goes, yeah, he's a Canadian guy. He's like, no problem,

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Speaker 3: I'll be completely cool, completely cool to worry about it, right.

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Speaker 4: And then he's like, Eddie Vettic comes and he goes,

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Speaker 4: it's such a pleasure to meet you, sir. And he

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Speaker 4: shaked his hand and I forgot that he has a

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Speaker 4: big pearl jam tattoo on his forearm. It's like, God's

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Speaker 4: that's the thing with tattoos. People who are fans of

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Speaker 4: things get tattoos of people on them. I've got a

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Speaker 4: few people with tattoos and me on them, and I'll

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Speaker 4: tell you what. They're the last people I want to

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Speaker 4: meet to learn. You're not going to meet someone with

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Speaker 4: a tattoo of you and go oh, I'd like to

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Speaker 4: hang out with them.

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Speaker 3: They're going to wear my skinners a shirt.

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Speaker 2: All right now, Jim, we need to address this because

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Speaker 2: apparently we're hearing whispers that you're going to be hosting

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Speaker 2: a quiz show on Channel seven.

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Speaker 3: Is that correct?

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Speaker 4: I'm a game show host now, man. I'm this show

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Speaker 4: called The One Percent Club. This show is going to

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Speaker 4: be massive. It's really big in the UK and France already,

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Speaker 4: it's about to go worldwide. It's a cracker of a

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Speaker 4: game show. It's no general knowledge. It's not about what

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Speaker 4: you know.

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Speaker 3: It's to think. So these are middle type questions.

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Speaker 4: So a ten year old and one hundred year old

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Speaker 4: have the same chance of winning the show.

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Speaker 1: Mate, When are you in Australia? When are you down next?

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Speaker 4: I'm coming down for Christmas and now I'm doing those

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Speaker 4: two shows and then I'm staying to do the game show,

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Speaker 4: so I'm going to be there for a couple of months.

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Speaker 4: Are you going to be wandering around?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I love that. We'd love to have you in

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Speaker 1: the studio coming. The thing is, we've got one year

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Speaker 1: old man.

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Speaker 2: Can we meet your old man?

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Speaker 3: We can bring him in yeah, yeah, right, I'm getting

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Speaker 3: of a sect me next.

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Speaker 4: Week and like on the fifth of November, I'm getting

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Speaker 4: of a sectimy and my old man goes, don't get it?

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Speaker 1: Do you know what, fitz fifty, you've had it done.

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Speaker 3: Did you get it? Did you get the laughing gas

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Speaker 3: or did you get knocked out? I had the laughing gas.

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Speaker 3: And you know what, mate, I plaid extra money. I'm

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Speaker 3: getting knocked out. I'm not staying up for this.

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Speaker 2: The surgeon said to me, I haven't done this in

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Speaker 2: six months. And you know the reason why I got

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Speaker 2: told you have to do it because it's like your

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Speaker 2: wisdom teeth is because they're on the ball. If they

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Speaker 2: know that you're withing it and you're awake.

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Speaker 3: They actually have to do a proper job.

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Speaker 2: When you're out, Jim, they can do whatever they want

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Speaker 2: down there, and you've got no idea what's going on.

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Speaker 3: I tell them out a hemorrhoid operation.

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Speaker 4: It's the only operation I've had in my whole life,

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Speaker 4: had a hemorrhoid operation.

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Speaker 3: And they are about.

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Speaker 4: About fifteen sixteen stitches. There was it was it was carnage.

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Speaker 4: So they put me on this this pyramid pillow. So

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Speaker 4: my ass is right up in the air one a

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Speaker 4: period and my face is in like a massage chair

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Speaker 4: hole and they're just about to knock me out before

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Speaker 4: they do it. And this is one of the times.

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Speaker 4: You don't want to be famous. You know, you hope

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Speaker 4: you've gone in there.

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Speaker 3: You hope you're in there and no one recognizes you.

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Speaker 3: But the last thing that.

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Speaker 4: Was said to me before I went under, it was

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Speaker 4: one of the nurses went, my boyfriend is your biggest fan.

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Speaker 3: And then I passed out.

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Speaker 4: The whole time I was in turmoil, all right, and

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Speaker 4: then I wake up.

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Speaker 3: It's like a think about, like, what are the.

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Speaker 4: Chances that she didn't go back to her boyfriend and

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Speaker 4: comment on my ass for dinner.

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Speaker 1: You should have seen the great taking out of Jim Jefferes.

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Speaker 3: Extraordinary, started making his own wine.

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Speaker 2: Oh Jim, if you are coming home for Christmas, give

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Speaker 2: us a Christmas present and come into the studio.

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Speaker 3: We'd love to see you.

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Speaker 2: Love you, Jim.

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Speaker 3: Thanks for coming on the show, Buddy, Thanks for hav

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Speaker 3: me ladies. I enjoy it. Every time you're listening to

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Speaker 4: Bloodshot