Speaker 1: Get morning every day, adelaides your father, he's on the money.
Speaker 2: Less and naughty is six.
Speaker 3: Naughty six forty. A chance for us just to a
Speaker 3: little bit more blue.
Speaker 4: Yeah, forbidden topics if you will.
Speaker 1: Because after seven o'clock you can't talk about stuff.
Speaker 4: We have a straighten It would be adults.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Now for this particular conversation, it's all about special cuddles,
Speaker 3: and we're going to involve the whole team to produce
Speaker 3: a flack and also produces Zoe.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: A study has been done and they have.
Speaker 3: Revealed how many times per year the average adult has
Speaker 3: its special cuddles?
Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 3: Us all like those special special moment between mom and
Speaker 3: dad and love each other so much they have to
Speaker 3: express it physically.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the passion Nick night.
Speaker 3: Yeah, how many times? Well, let's just have a bit
Speaker 3: of a server internal survey. What you think how many
Speaker 3: times do you think the average would be jokes? Well,
Speaker 3: this is from someone yourself who can't get enough. Oh,
Speaker 3: it's ridiculous. You probably you probably blow this average out.
Speaker 4: Probably.
Speaker 5: I'm like, in between working and getting up four o'clock
Speaker 5: and all the children and keeping a house running mate,
Speaker 5: I'm a horned.
Speaker 4: I get on me.
Speaker 3: You sound like my wife. It's like car let me
Speaker 3: go this lady.
Speaker 5: So if you were going to basically average on my sample,
Speaker 5: which is the Audi household, I'd say a year, Yeah, Birthday's, anniversary, Easter,
Speaker 5: maybe some public holidays probably seven.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I can see yourself, Blacky deregreg.
Speaker 3: The average amount per year for an adult is fifty
Speaker 3: four fifty four.
Speaker 1: Times a year.
Speaker 4: That's once a week.
Speaker 1: That's once a week. It's once in a little bit
Speaker 1: a week at bit. It's a little bit though extra
Speaker 1: it is a little bit every week. Give me more times.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if I'm surprised.
Speaker 4: Or notice I am.
Speaker 1: All right? Should we go around the right?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 4: Please?
Speaker 1: Where do you want to start?
Speaker 5: Okay, well let's start with producer. It's not not in
Speaker 5: a relationship, not now, not for a little while. So
Speaker 5: what would you say your average per year?
Speaker 1: Would be.
Speaker 6: My average per year? Way less than that because I'm single.
Speaker 4: All right, Well, let's go this year? How many times
Speaker 4: have you had sex this year?
Speaker 7: Here?
Speaker 1: This is a good one conversation, isn't Maybe.
Speaker 4: We're in October?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not pretty.
Speaker 6: Maybe like twenty twenty times one.
Speaker 3: Time with different people all at once, maybe.
Speaker 1: Less than I don't know. You've put me on the maybe.
Speaker 3: Okay, so you're single and that makes things complicated. Producer flat,
Speaker 3: who is a beautiful relationship?
Speaker 4: Engage?
Speaker 3: Engage? Yes, Laura, your beautiful partner is thirty, a little
Speaker 3: bit younger than me. Yeah, a little bit younger.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Okay, So this is where the average could
Speaker 1: blow out.
Speaker 8: Perhaps I am so happy to say, for the first
Speaker 8: time in my life, I'm bag.
Speaker 1: On average an average.
Speaker 4: Look at you once a week, then once in a.
Speaker 8: Bit, and as Hazy said before, the little bit really
Speaker 8: does count.
Speaker 1: H That's nice, isn't it.
Speaker 4: That's not all right? Then, come on, big dog.
Speaker 1: I was going to say, you talk a big game,
Speaker 1: because there's your averages.
Speaker 3: You've got Flack around about fifty plus, You've got Zoe
Speaker 3: somewhere twenty, and then you've got Jody Hazy minus fifty
Speaker 3: Jody and Hazy's loose list.
Speaker 1: Listening is important.
Speaker 3: Perhaps we need to continue some listening exercises to make
Speaker 3: sure that we're having a two way conversation.
Speaker 1: Joe read my lips.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm reading your lips.
Speaker 1: Can you see what's happening?
Speaker 4: I'm focused in on them.
Speaker 1: What we've been.
Speaker 3: Doing is making sure that Jody not just listens with
Speaker 3: her ears, but listens with her eyes. Okay, by looking
Speaker 3: at the words that are coming.
Speaker 1: Out of my mouth.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 5: Sure.
Speaker 1: So we put some noise canceling headphones on.
Speaker 3: Jody and then I give her a sentence, and she's
Speaker 3: going to work out what I'm saying purely by looking
Speaker 3: at my lips.
Speaker 1: It's god loose lips. Yeah, read my lips. Baby. All right,
Speaker 1: let's get straight into them. I'm gonna put the noise
Speaker 1: canceling headphones up and on. Jody can't hear anything.
Speaker 5: Some real elevatives, it's all about, all right.
Speaker 3: First sentence, The puppy licked my face, Gogan, the puppy
Speaker 3: licked my face.
Speaker 4: The puppy licked my face.
Speaker 1: Someone's getting good at listen.
Speaker 4: Well done, puppy.
Speaker 1: Absolutely not. I think it was said too. Is crazy
Speaker 1: one from one? Straight up?
Speaker 3: All right, canceling headphones back up, yep, Let's see if
Speaker 3: we can continue this going.
Speaker 1: Jody cannot hear a thing.
Speaker 4: Dude, I'm concentrated.
Speaker 1: People say I'm a fun guy.
Speaker 4: The pimple leaked into my eye.
Speaker 3: Oh rhymes, we're not quite ready. People say I'm a
Speaker 3: fun guy.
Speaker 4: Is that like people say I'm a fun guys in the.
Speaker 1: Guys You're on.
Speaker 3: Fire and a big special shout out to all my
Speaker 3: NBA friends, it would be kawhilin fans.
Speaker 1: I'm a fun guy.
Speaker 5: You know what I'm I obviously can't hear that, so
Speaker 5: I canind of get the joke.
Speaker 1: You're on fire. Thank you, absolutely on fire.
Speaker 3: We go again, last one, and let's see, for the
Speaker 3: first time in the history of loose lips, we can
Speaker 3: make it three from three. Noise canceling headphones are on
Speaker 3: and up and Jody cannot hear a thing. Would you
Speaker 3: like still or sparkling?
Speaker 4: The car space said, would you like to do some parking?
Speaker 1: Bad? But no? Would you like still or sparkling?
Speaker 5: Would you like to do some spanking? WHOA, Okay, that's
Speaker 5: very forward of you.
Speaker 1: Andrew, last time? Would you like still or sparkling?
Speaker 4: Just give it one more? One more more?
Speaker 1: Would you like still or sparkling?
Speaker 4: Would you like to go horse riding?
Speaker 3: Do you know we're not going to give up on
Speaker 3: this because we want three from three? Are you ready?
Speaker 3: Last time? Would you like still or sparkling? It looks like,
Speaker 3: would you like still or sparkling?
Speaker 5: I swear to god it would you like to do
Speaker 5: some spanking? I can't know, I don't know what was it?
Speaker 4: What was it?
Speaker 3: The correct answer was would you like a still or sparkle?
Speaker 3: No spanking evolved? You wish jellyfish?
Speaker 4: Next minute. Joanie's bent over Jodes.
Speaker 1: I have three kids, six year old, four year old
Speaker 1: and a one year old. Four is a really interesting age.
Speaker 5: It's a fun age because you sort of think you're
Speaker 5: out of the woods bit with two and three terrible twos,
Speaker 5: and then the threes, which is worse than the twos.
Speaker 4: And four you're like, okay, I got to start to
Speaker 4: reason with you now.
Speaker 1: But can you Can you reason with the four year old?
Speaker 1: You're right on the edge, aren't you. Yeah. So my
Speaker 1: little four year old Lottie, he is full of a lot.
Speaker 3: Of personality sas we call it, it's a lot of sass.
Speaker 3: And she's also got a lot of love, like so
Speaker 3: much love. She wants to love everyone. She loves her
Speaker 3: brothers dearly.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 3: She wants to be the big sister slash mother to
Speaker 3: her little brother Sonny yes, and also is so in
Speaker 3: love with her cousin as well.
Speaker 1: It's actually really really cute. It's cute.
Speaker 3: Yesterday we had a bit of a tiff because I
Speaker 3: and can I be honest, I probably took her too far.
Speaker 4: Well, everyone's falling off their chairs.
Speaker 3: I tried to make her take a bath and it
Speaker 3: just did not go down too well. Okay, so one stage,
Speaker 3: when she's cracked it and jumped on the bed and
Speaker 3: I've tried to grab her and give them a bit
Speaker 3: of a hug, She's gone, chow.
Speaker 1: Kick me right in the mouth.
Speaker 3: That hurt. That hurt, heaps. Dad showed restraint. Good on
Speaker 3: your dad. He didn't react. The blood that was sort
Speaker 3: of starting to form and the bottom lip. We just
Speaker 3: ignored that. And then I got something which was so
Speaker 3: much more powerful than any sort.
Speaker 1: Of physical blow.
Speaker 3: What happened I got from Lottie, you're not coming to
Speaker 3: my birthday anymore. I got uninvited to my four year
Speaker 3: old's birthday. Oh no, it's probably the first time ever,
Speaker 3: she said, And then she went through in detail. Mom's
Speaker 3: going to be there, Sonny's going to be there, Henry's
Speaker 3: going to be there, Connor will be there, her little cousin,
Speaker 3: and all my eoc friends, but you're not coming. And
Speaker 3: I said to her, and this is where I.
Speaker 4: Also if this is where you should shut you out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is where I don't sort of do myself
Speaker 3: in your favors, because then I sort of start to
Speaker 3: get argumentative and I say, well, I am coming because
Speaker 3: i'm your father, and in as sass of a four
Speaker 3: year old to look at me and almost point the
Speaker 3: finger and away and go no, you're not You're not coming,
Speaker 3: and then strut off. Okay, uninvited to my four year
Speaker 3: old's birthday party.
Speaker 1: That hurts.
Speaker 3: It really hurt my soul as well, to which I
Speaker 3: think through all the tears in the anguish, I said
Speaker 3: to her.
Speaker 1: I will be coming.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I would sit in the corner.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And do you know what, Lotty didn't realize and you
Speaker 5: should have pointed out and I would have filed you.
Speaker 4: Who's going to bring all your presents?
Speaker 5: Then?
Speaker 1: Hundred percent?
Speaker 3: I said, I said, well, at one stage, I said, well,
Speaker 3: I'm paying for it, so I'll be there. But that's incorrect,
Speaker 3: I think corresponding for it.
Speaker 5: That's nice that you think that you've got any monetary
Speaker 5: control in your home.
Speaker 4: You get an allowance from your wife each and every.
Speaker 3: One alarming as well. That's a lot. He's probably aware
Speaker 3: of that knowledge as well. I realized just how much
Speaker 3: of an insignificant player I am within the household.
Speaker 5: And also she's looking at you, going as if Dad's
Speaker 5: going to came out to get my presence.
Speaker 3: Who doesn't know how obsessed I am with unicorns with
Speaker 3: Rainbow mates exactly.
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty four ten. What did you Toddler tell you? Gosh,
Speaker 1: they're confronting.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they can come out with things that can bruise
Speaker 5: your soul and hurt your heart and also make you go,
Speaker 5: oh my god.
Speaker 4: What did you just say to me?
Speaker 1: Whether it's fire question?
Speaker 3: Yeah, some random feedback, yeah, perhaps some feedback about what
Speaker 3: you're wearing, exactly what sort of condition you're in at
Speaker 3: the moment.
Speaker 4: Todd What did Toddler tell you? Is what I'm trying
Speaker 4: to say.
Speaker 5: It gives call thirteen twenty fourteen, and we will put
Speaker 5: you on the standby list for Coldplay in Sydney.
Speaker 1: You've got a dangerous little Toddler as well.
Speaker 3: Right now, she is a terrorist. I can imagine that
Speaker 3: Harp has been very busy in this sort of space.
Speaker 5: She well five, she was in the shower the other
Speaker 5: day and she said something to my husband that had
Speaker 5: him going retreating like Homo Simpson into a bush.
Speaker 1: Have feedback to yourself.
Speaker 5: Absolutely, you officially got uninvited to your four year old's birthday.
Speaker 3: It's in our conversations and maybe our arguments. They're very,
Speaker 3: very tame. Until yesterday when she keep me in the mouth.
Speaker 3: That was a different story because I tried to tell
Speaker 3: her to have a bath.
Speaker 4: Well, how rude.
Speaker 3: But then I got to the stage where she uninvited
Speaker 3: me to a fourth birthday party. It was quite confronting, seeing, well,
Speaker 3: guess what, you're not coming to my birthday party and
Speaker 3: then rattle off who was going and poor Dad's left
Speaker 3: on the outer and that genuinely hurt my soul. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I thought, I'm not ready to have conversations where your
Speaker 3: kids are trying to make you feel sad.
Speaker 5: I know, but also you need to learn to walk away, like,
Speaker 5: don't engage in an argument with a four year old
Speaker 5: because they can't be rational and reasonable.
Speaker 1: That's that's my wife's carrig job to separate us. Break
Speaker 1: it up.
Speaker 4: You two, Wow, what did you toddler tell you?
Speaker 5: Let's go to Jasmine from Pennington, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 4: Okay, what'd your todd Yeah, go for it.
Speaker 2: My toddler came in at Silk Fox this morning and said, Mama,
Speaker 2: you're hung.
Speaker 3: And thank bana beautiful soft hang on two o'clock this morning.
Speaker 1: Is in two am?
Speaker 2: Two am a banana?
Speaker 4: And thought, I think, yeah, that's good.
Speaker 1: Sometimes they can surprise you.
Speaker 5: I hope you had the courtesy to appel it and
Speaker 5: cut it up from their generosity.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just a just a banana by itself. How was
Speaker 1: it arranged there?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Right, nice, Thank you, Jasmine. Let's go to Heather from
Speaker 4: Port Elliott.
Speaker 5: Good morning, Heather, good morning, Hey you going, oh very good?
Speaker 4: Thank you?
Speaker 2: Story Yes, from probably thirty five thirty six years ago.
Speaker 2: She was at Kingdom with her dad and they were
Speaker 2: reading through a lovely story of different faces and they
Speaker 2: had a smiley face and then they had a happy face,
Speaker 2: and then they got to the end and apparently there
Speaker 2: was a face with a lady with her hair standing
Speaker 2: on end, her eyes popping out. At my daughter's sub
Speaker 2: and said, that's.
Speaker 1: In house, in house, keep it in house. Very goodness good,
Speaker 1: aren't they like? That's way too honest? I'm always scared
Speaker 1: that a lot.
Speaker 3: He will go back and say that dad likes drinking beers,
Speaker 3: and well, that's not incorrect.
Speaker 1: Is that it's not incorrect, but it needs to be
Speaker 1: kept in house.
Speaker 5: I mentioned some feedback that my five year old had
Speaker 5: for my husband. So he was giving her a shower
Speaker 5: the other day and apparently Dad's walked in and she said, Dad,
Speaker 5: I need you to leave. You need to respect my privacy.
Speaker 5: You cannot look at girls vagina's.
Speaker 4: We can't.
Speaker 1: The best thing was Greg's response, and he was like, Mum,
Speaker 1: puts you up to this?
Speaker 5: Didn't you.
Speaker 1: Battle game face mode on? Hate you so much? Body,
Speaker 1: I hate you with this.
Speaker 4: It's so offensive.
Speaker 3: It shouldn't be offensive because that's how competitive we are.
Speaker 1: Two things songs a song song song and Battle of
Speaker 1: the Bangers yep.
Speaker 4: And I would like to address something with you.
Speaker 5: I suppose to you yesterday on the Fine You hadn't
Speaker 5: submitted your Battle of the Banger song for this week,
Speaker 5: and you were trying very hard to get out of
Speaker 5: me what my song was that I had taken the
Speaker 5: time to.
Speaker 3: I was trying to make conversation right.
Speaker 1: You're very tight lipped.
Speaker 5: You were trying to get engauge on what I'd chosen
Speaker 5: so you could adjust your selection accordingly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and so what do I say is I said, like,
Speaker 3: just give at least give me the artist or something,
Speaker 3: and you said, well, it's not this song.
Speaker 1: All I can say is it's not this song.
Speaker 3: I was like, okay, cool, there's upwards of twenty million
Speaker 3: other songs out there.
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 4: I said to you, it's not my song.
Speaker 5: Is not your traditional song like a you know, like
Speaker 5: a love shack or something like that, it would not.
Speaker 1: Be fifty two.
Speaker 3: Okay, great, but put a lot through the B. Fifty
Speaker 3: two is on my list.
Speaker 5: No. I meant it's not a traditional song like that's
Speaker 5: Mine's a little more funky.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, well here we go.
Speaker 3: It's time for you to choose the music theme this
Speaker 3: week because we're having a big old party next week. Yes,
Speaker 3: is those songs that really really get the party started.
Speaker 5: And there is a song that never fails to get
Speaker 5: one Jordi out in the dance floor.
Speaker 4: He was a bit of flow writer.
Speaker 1: With defer. It's actually quite this is reasonably predictable.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's this.
Speaker 3: If you still had my space, this would probably be
Speaker 3: your That.
Speaker 4: Is okay incorrect?
Speaker 3: He might be who knows a good song? Good song Chad's.
Speaker 3: I went in a bit of a different direction. I
Speaker 3: text mine to produce a flak to try and get
Speaker 3: some feedback before I said what do you think? And
Speaker 3: he was like, yeah, I like it, And I was like,
Speaker 3: do you think it's the song is like, it's a
Speaker 3: great song.
Speaker 5: I'm getting nothing from it, mate, You're being a snake.
Speaker 5: That's why trying to get information.
Speaker 1: Because I need a win. I'm trailing eighteen fifteen.
Speaker 3: I'm giving it a crack with Lenny Kravits.
Speaker 1: Loves it, loves it. Oh, stop dancing, everybody.
Speaker 3: Hey, we're trying to do a radio show here right,
Speaker 3: Stop partying and you.
Speaker 4: Can't even dance that?
Speaker 1: What are you doing?
Speaker 5: Then? I'm trying to dance to it, but the beas
Speaker 5: is so odd that no one's body moves in sync
Speaker 5: with it.
Speaker 1: I think the beat's pretty consistent. Good luck anyway. I
Speaker 1: know I'm going to lose. I already know I'm going
Speaker 1: to lose.
Speaker 3: Oh, please do me a favor and just keep me
Speaker 3: relevant in this contest eighteen to fifteen in favor of
Speaker 3: Jodie Lenny Kravitz.
Speaker 1: Are you going to go my way? Versus flow Rider.
Speaker 2: Low.
Speaker 4: I just I just the brief was so you can
Speaker 4: dance to it?
Speaker 3: Oh my dad bag myself. Come on, be a little
Speaker 3: bit humble. Just be a little bit humble goodness sake,
Speaker 3: get voting winning song at tomorrow morning eight o'clock.
Speaker 1: I really.
Speaker 4: It is so time for a let's go girl.
Speaker 1: Where my ladies are?
Speaker 5: Oh man, okay, Phil, you're dismissed. You don't have to
Speaker 5: take part in this conversation. Honestly, I know you. I
Speaker 5: know you will care about this as much as my
Speaker 5: husband did. All right, So I completely understand that. And
Speaker 5: I will preface this by saying I know it's a
Speaker 5: first world problem.
Speaker 4: I genuinely know, but.
Speaker 5: I cannot help my level of annoyance over what's gone
Speaker 5: down the last week. Okay, we've got the Radio Awards
Speaker 5: on Saturday. You're invited, you're coming, You're nominated. That's the
Speaker 5: only reason I'm going to support my friend. And anyway,
Speaker 5: so with a big award where there's a red car.
Speaker 4: But you need a dress, right, So I spent.
Speaker 5: A ridiculous amount of time online trying to find a
Speaker 5: gown for the said radio.
Speaker 4: Awards on the weekend.
Speaker 5: Finally, Eureka, I found one and that was great, so
Speaker 5: I ordered that, and then finally Eureka, again, I found
Speaker 5: another one. So I ordered that, and what do you know, Eureka,
Speaker 5: I found another one.
Speaker 1: You can't wear three dresses.
Speaker 4: I know, I know, but.
Speaker 5: I mean, listen, there's no shortage of functions that I
Speaker 5: have to go to, so these dresses won't.
Speaker 4: Go to waste?
Speaker 1: Are they all the same color?
Speaker 4: All different colors. There's red, there's a purple, and there's
Speaker 4: an orange.
Speaker 3: I thought they were the same color, just different variations.
Speaker 3: Like March Shimpson, she gets the Chanel dress.
Speaker 9: On the red cabinet Saturday night, just in that pink
Speaker 9: dress with the black lining refashioned anyway, So I my
Speaker 9: favorite was the orange, and I landed.
Speaker 4: On the orange.
Speaker 5: And it's a short dress and it's cute and it's
Speaker 5: like a bit of a statement piece.
Speaker 3: Oh right, ladies and gentlemen. It is gorgeous, by the way.
Speaker 3: You must see it.
Speaker 4: You haven't even seen it, dickhead.
Speaker 5: And so it came in the mail except play paid
Speaker 5: express and it arrived. Guess what, Because of this stupid
Speaker 5: back that I've got that's really wide, I can't sip
Speaker 5: it up. I've got some sort of weird swimmers back
Speaker 5: that nothing fits over. So I was like, oh god,
Speaker 5: I jumped online and long story short, because I know
Speaker 5: you bought already, but I tried to return it and
Speaker 5: swap it for something else expressly so I could have
Speaker 5: it for the lost we can, And then do you
Speaker 5: think I could? Do you think there was an option
Speaker 5: to exchange for another dress, and then I ended up
Speaker 5: ordering a credit note, and then I couldn't print out
Speaker 5: the label, and then in the meantime there's that annoying
Speaker 5: little chat in the corner zo that's like a Barriano Bunny.
Speaker 4: That's the name of the.
Speaker 3: Company, little clip, and was like, hey, nice dress.
Speaker 5: It's like, hey, Darles, a Barriano Bunny will help you soon.
Speaker 5: No they won't. They won't help you for a good
Speaker 5: twelve to twenty four hours, thank you very much. So
Speaker 5: the upshot is I couldn't return the dress and now
Speaker 5: I'm gonna have to we have this frock that's too
Speaker 5: small for me on Saturday night and I won't be
Speaker 5: able to breathe. Sure, I could wear one of the
Speaker 5: others I know, which are way more comfortable, but now
Speaker 5: I'm stubborn, and I want to show Barriano who's yes.
Speaker 3: I'm shocked, angry, dismayed, displeasure, confuse the little big gassy,
Speaker 3: thanks a lot, I feel your pain.
Speaker 1: Jokes.
Speaker 4: Happy to take your three hundred.
Speaker 6: I genuinely surely, I mean, and they're upprising these ressids enormously.
Speaker 6: They're not buying that at wholesale. Surely some of that
Speaker 6: extra cash can go to some service.
Speaker 5: Well, some service, please please, And then you try and
Speaker 5: find a phone number.
Speaker 4: God for being No, that's not thing.
Speaker 5: Thirteen twenty four to ten. Let's do this online. Infuriating encounters.
Speaker 5: What's happened the disasters that you've had where you've purchased something,
Speaker 5: then you're like, oh that doesn't fit, that's not right,
Speaker 5: and you try to take it back whatever.
Speaker 3: No one there, Okay, E story with this for the
Speaker 3: bloke's perspective as well. Prosed them like, bood mate, well
Speaker 3: we'll take that conversation off your hands.
Speaker 1: You don't have to deal with the fellas. Shifted on
Speaker 1: to No. Four. That's the favor we're doing for you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're welcome. Have you so is this happened to you?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 6: But you've just reminded me of one of my high
Speaker 6: school girlfriends who got married at a really small wedding
Speaker 6: and her bridesmaid dresses didn't.
Speaker 1: Come on time.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 6: And do you think she could get in touch with
Speaker 6: the company. Absolutely not. It was like three days out
Speaker 6: from the wedding and they hadn't come.
Speaker 5: I wasted a whole afternoon on this stupid dress, the
Speaker 5: whole afternoon, and my god.
Speaker 1: Shut up, put your dresses out for Joes.
Speaker 5: I get it, But do you know how many episodes
Speaker 5: of The Rookie I could have watched in that true?
Speaker 4: I'm trying to find a bloody replacement.
Speaker 5: No, I know, but we have to move on, we don't.
Speaker 4: You worries it?
Speaker 3: Shei's not sure yet. Let me decide what's suit ale
Speaker 3: where on the day minutes before we leave?
Speaker 4: Okay, perfect, I've.
Speaker 3: Got it taken on the plane there, so yeah, I'll
Speaker 3: decide Saturday morning.
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 5: Then, all right, thirteen twenty four ten, let's do this
Speaker 5: online disasters.
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 3: To get yourself on air as well, we would be
Speaker 3: on the standby list for Coldplay, flights, combination and everything
Speaker 3: in Sydney.
Speaker 4: You don't have to pretend to be interested.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 10: I can't.
Speaker 4: I won't be able to.
Speaker 7: Really.
Speaker 1: Picture's sure.
Speaker 4: It is so time for it.
Speaker 1: Let's go girl. That time we struck without this, Joe,
Speaker 1: I am furious.
Speaker 5: You have been counting down the days and there, okay,
Speaker 5: this is the scenario. Brought a dress for the radio
Speaker 5: awards on the weekend and it came and it doesn't fit.
Speaker 1: Let me just jump in there. You bought a dress.
Speaker 3: Oh, we have to correct you every time.
Speaker 1: It's the best way to sit to you the other day.
Speaker 5: I said to you the other day. It's ingrained to
Speaker 5: my brain. It's been there for a very long time.
Speaker 5: It's not going to change.
Speaker 1: Well, we're going to have to untattoo that part of
Speaker 1: your brain.
Speaker 4: Brought and bought will not change. And my interpretation of
Speaker 4: the two.
Speaker 3: Was always perfectly in the wrong place. Why can't you
Speaker 3: fluke it right one time? Anyway, Sorry to cut you off,
Speaker 3: you were sick.
Speaker 4: Sorry at all.
Speaker 5: Okay, we're talking online shopping disasters. On the back that
Speaker 5: I tried to return is dress that I purchased.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's better, that's better.
Speaker 4: And it was rom size and I tried to return it.
Speaker 5: And do you think there was an exchange option, and oh,
Speaker 5: do you think I could print out the label?
Speaker 4: And do you think anyone can get.
Speaker 5: Back to you to say, hey, yeah, we can do
Speaker 5: that for you immediately, if not sooner ridiculous. So I
Speaker 5: will never buy a dress online again. Actually, that's an
Speaker 5: absolute life.
Speaker 1: That is the biggest live, biggest load.
Speaker 4: Of Yes, that's something i'd tell my husband.
Speaker 3: You cracked it when on strike. Yeah, for six minutes
Speaker 3: and the strike wore off.
Speaker 1: You resolved it.
Speaker 5: Let's go to Alissa for more. Good morning, Lissa, Please
Speaker 5: tell me I'm not alone here.
Speaker 10: Absolutely not.
Speaker 4: What happened.
Speaker 10: I bought a dress online and it was a little
Speaker 10: bit too big, so I went to return and got
Speaker 10: the label, did all of that, and then when I
Speaker 10: returned it, they said, yeap, we should be sent within
Speaker 10: seven days. After seven between they hadn't said anything. I
Speaker 10: checked in and then I said your order couldn't be fulfilled.
Speaker 4: Under seven days.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 10: So I was thanking on this dress for a presentation
Speaker 10: dinner and had to find something else.
Speaker 1: They think they are, Alissa, Oh yeah, going on?
Speaker 4: Hey And also, as a side note, did she say
Speaker 4: broad or bought right?
Speaker 3: I think you said you got to ride there, Lissa Hey,
Speaker 3: do you know the difference between brought and bought?
Speaker 10: No, but it's a guessing game.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately for Lissa, she got all right, can I guess?
Speaker 4: Lisa?
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 4: Thank you so much for your call.
Speaker 5: You're on the standby list for Coldplay in Sydney flights accommodation.
Speaker 4: We'll take care of it all.
Speaker 3: This is good, an opportunity to really vent in this
Speaker 3: space and it's online shopping nightmares. If you've got one,
Speaker 3: join chic chat next at thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 1: My really UT's chat.
Speaker 4: It is so time for ah, let's go girls.
Speaker 5: It can be frustrating trying to purchase things online, can't
Speaker 5: it When the wrong thing comes or the wrong size
Speaker 5: comes and you're trying to return it and there's no
Speaker 5: option to return or exchange, and it's very very annoying.
Speaker 1: List you know how to do all those things, by
Speaker 1: the way.
Speaker 4: I don't. That's the problem.
Speaker 3: Remember when I turn up and I was for every
Speaker 3: day for about three weeks, I was wearing a different
Speaker 3: man h Ish the T shirt. Yeah, because I tried
Speaker 3: to buy like one man to buying like six or
Speaker 3: seven a couple of ones.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, let's go to Lianne from allenber Gardens. Good morning,
Speaker 4: good morning.
Speaker 7: How are you going?
Speaker 4: Tell me I'm not alone in this Well.
Speaker 7: I'd ordered a pair of shoes online, some size eight,
Speaker 7: and I got them. I said, ship buggers, they're too big.
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 7: So I thought, well, I'll order a seven and then
Speaker 7: I'll try and get rid of the other ones in
Speaker 7: center back.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 7: So I got the seven's got Yeah, they arrived and
Speaker 7: I opened the box and the.
Speaker 4: Size seven yeah left book, Yeah.
Speaker 7: And a size of nine left food. So I had
Speaker 7: a seven and eight in a night and left foot yeah,
Speaker 7: and one size eight right foot.
Speaker 5: Did we ever, leanne manage to match up these shoes
Speaker 5: and get the right size in the right pair?
Speaker 7: Well not really, because luckily it was a place in
Speaker 7: Adelaide where I could take it back to an actual
Speaker 7: shop shop that had a human in it.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Good, humans are good.
Speaker 7: I took the odd odd shoes out with seven and
Speaker 7: the nine, and now I've just got the star. They
Speaker 7: didn't have any seven boss stides. Now I've got the eight,
Speaker 7: but I've put Hill Brits and insultant and.
Speaker 4: So you've had to refashion the other shoes.
Speaker 7: They really really really nice shoes.
Speaker 3: Stuff I've ever seen you play football or soccer or anything.
Speaker 3: And they're not claiming that you've got two left feet,
Speaker 3: are they.
Speaker 7: No, that's a Sonny's LESTI.
Speaker 5: Oh, thank you so much, Lenne goodness may keep the
Speaker 5: conversation going. Pray say for a double nine on nine
Speaker 5: none one nine on the text line.
Speaker 1: There is a message in all this too.
Speaker 4: We'll just go into a store, just going to a store.
Speaker 1: But that's not going to happen. No, that is absolutely
Speaker 1: not going to happen.
Speaker 4: No, so much anxiety.
Speaker 3: All right, thank you everybody for venting your online shopping
Speaker 3: nine appreciate it a lot of people with some real
Speaker 3: pepped up anger.
Speaker 4: And thank you for pretending to give a rap.
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