WEBVTT - REVEALED: How Much Sex Aussies Have Each Year

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<v Speaker 1>Get morning every day, adelaides your father, he's on the money.

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<v Speaker 2>Less and naughty is six.

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<v Speaker 3>Naughty six forty. A chance for us just to a

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<v Speaker 3>little bit more blue.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, forbidden topics if you will.

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<v Speaker 1>Because after seven o'clock you can't talk about stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>We have a straighten It would be adults.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Now for this particular conversation, it's all about special cuddles,

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<v Speaker 3>and we're going to involve the whole team to produce

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<v Speaker 3>a flack and also produces Zoe.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>A study has been done and they have.

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<v Speaker 3>Revealed how many times per year the average adult has

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<v Speaker 3>its special cuddles?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what I'm talking about?

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<v Speaker 3>Us all like those special special moment between mom and

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<v Speaker 3>dad and love each other so much they have to

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<v Speaker 3>express it physically.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, the passion Nick night.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, how many times? Well, let's just have a bit

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<v Speaker 3>of a server internal survey. What you think how many

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<v Speaker 3>times do you think the average would be jokes? Well,

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<v Speaker 3>this is from someone yourself who can't get enough. Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>it's ridiculous. You probably you probably blow this average out.

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<v Speaker 4>Probably.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm like, in between working and getting up four o'clock

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<v Speaker 5>and all the children and keeping a house running mate,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm a horned.

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<v Speaker 4>I get on me.

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<v Speaker 3>You sound like my wife. It's like car let me

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<v Speaker 3>go this lady.

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<v Speaker 5>So if you were going to basically average on my sample,

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<v Speaker 5>which is the Audi household, I'd say a year, Yeah, Birthday's, anniversary, Easter,

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<v Speaker 5>maybe some public holidays probably seven.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know, I can see yourself, Blacky deregreg.

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<v Speaker 3>The average amount per year for an adult is fifty

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<v Speaker 3>four fifty four.

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<v Speaker 1>Times a year.

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<v Speaker 4>That's once a week.

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<v Speaker 1>That's once a week. It's once in a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>a week at bit. It's a little bit though extra

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<v Speaker 1>it is a little bit every week. Give me more times.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure if I'm surprised.

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<v Speaker 4>Or notice I am.

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Should we go around the right?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes?

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<v Speaker 4>Please?

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<v Speaker 1>Where do you want to start?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, well let's start with producer. It's not not in

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<v Speaker 5>a relationship, not now, not for a little while. So

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<v Speaker 5>what would you say your average per year?

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<v Speaker 1>Would be.

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<v Speaker 6>My average per year? Way less than that because I'm single.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, Well, let's go this year? How many times

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<v Speaker 4>have you had sex this year?

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<v Speaker 7>Here?

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<v Speaker 1>This is a good one conversation, isn't Maybe.

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<v Speaker 4>We're in October?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's not pretty.

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<v Speaker 6>Maybe like twenty twenty times one.

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<v Speaker 3>Time with different people all at once, maybe.

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<v Speaker 1>Less than I don't know. You've put me on the maybe.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so you're single and that makes things complicated. Producer flat,

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<v Speaker 3>who is a beautiful relationship?

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<v Speaker 4>Engage?

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<v Speaker 3>Engage? Yes, Laura, your beautiful partner is thirty, a little

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<v Speaker 3>bit younger than me. Yeah, a little bit younger.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, Okay, So this is where the average could

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<v Speaker 1>blow out.

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<v Speaker 8>Perhaps I am so happy to say, for the first

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<v Speaker 8>time in my life, I'm bag.

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<v Speaker 1>On average an average.

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<v Speaker 4>Look at you once a week, then once in a.

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<v Speaker 8>Bit, and as Hazy said before, the little bit really

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<v Speaker 8>does count.

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<v Speaker 1>H That's nice, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 4>That's not all right? Then, come on, big dog.

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<v Speaker 1>I was going to say, you talk a big game,

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<v Speaker 1>because there's your averages.

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<v Speaker 3>You've got Flack around about fifty plus, You've got Zoe

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<v Speaker 3>somewhere twenty, and then you've got Jody Hazy minus fifty

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<v Speaker 3>Jody and Hazy's loose list.

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<v Speaker 1>Listening is important.

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<v Speaker 3>Perhaps we need to continue some listening exercises to make

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<v Speaker 3>sure that we're having a two way conversation.

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<v Speaker 1>Joe read my lips.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, I'm reading your lips.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you see what's happening?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm focused in on them.

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<v Speaker 1>What we've been.

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<v Speaker 3>Doing is making sure that Jody not just listens with

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<v Speaker 3>her ears, but listens with her eyes. Okay, by looking

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<v Speaker 3>at the words that are coming.

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<v Speaker 1>Out of my mouth.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 5>Sure.

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<v Speaker 1>So we put some noise canceling headphones on.

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<v Speaker 3>Jody and then I give her a sentence, and she's

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<v Speaker 3>going to work out what I'm saying purely by looking

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<v Speaker 3>at my lips.

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<v Speaker 1>It's god loose lips. Yeah, read my lips. Baby. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>let's get straight into them. I'm gonna put the noise

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<v Speaker 1>canceling headphones up and on. Jody can't hear anything.

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<v Speaker 5>Some real elevatives, it's all about, all right.

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<v Speaker 3>First sentence, The puppy licked my face, Gogan, the puppy

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<v Speaker 3>licked my face.

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<v Speaker 4>The puppy licked my face.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone's getting good at listen.

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<v Speaker 4>Well done, puppy.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely not. I think it was said too. Is crazy

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<v Speaker 1>one from one? Straight up?

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<v Speaker 3>All right, canceling headphones back up, yep, Let's see if

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<v Speaker 3>we can continue this going.

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<v Speaker 1>Jody cannot hear a thing.

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<v Speaker 4>Dude, I'm concentrated.

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<v Speaker 1>People say I'm a fun guy.

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<v Speaker 4>The pimple leaked into my eye.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh rhymes, we're not quite ready. People say I'm a

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<v Speaker 3>fun guy.

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<v Speaker 4>Is that like people say I'm a fun guys in the.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys You're on.

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<v Speaker 3>Fire and a big special shout out to all my

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<v Speaker 3>NBA friends, it would be kawhilin fans.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a fun guy.

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<v Speaker 5>You know what I'm I obviously can't hear that, so

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<v Speaker 5>I canind of get the joke.

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<v Speaker 1>You're on fire. Thank you, absolutely on fire.

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<v Speaker 3>We go again, last one, and let's see, for the

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<v Speaker 3>first time in the history of loose lips, we can

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<v Speaker 3>make it three from three. Noise canceling headphones are on

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<v Speaker 3>and up and Jody cannot hear a thing. Would you

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<v Speaker 3>like still or sparkling?

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<v Speaker 4>The car space said, would you like to do some parking?

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<v Speaker 1>Bad? But no? Would you like still or sparkling?

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<v Speaker 5>Would you like to do some spanking? WHOA, Okay, that's

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<v Speaker 5>very forward of you.

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<v Speaker 1>Andrew, last time? Would you like still or sparkling?

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<v Speaker 4>Just give it one more? One more more?

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<v Speaker 1>Would you like still or sparkling?

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<v Speaker 4>Would you like to go horse riding?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know we're not going to give up on

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<v Speaker 3>this because we want three from three? Are you ready?

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<v Speaker 3>Last time? Would you like still or sparkling? It looks like,

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<v Speaker 3>would you like still or sparkling?

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<v Speaker 5>I swear to god it would you like to do

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<v Speaker 5>some spanking? I can't know, I don't know what was it?

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<v Speaker 4>What was it?

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<v Speaker 3>The correct answer was would you like a still or sparkle?

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<v Speaker 3>No spanking evolved? You wish jellyfish?

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<v Speaker 4>Next minute. Joanie's bent over Jodes.

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<v Speaker 1>I have three kids, six year old, four year old

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<v Speaker 1>and a one year old. Four is a really interesting age.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a fun age because you sort of think you're

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<v Speaker 5>out of the woods bit with two and three terrible twos,

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<v Speaker 5>and then the threes, which is worse than the twos.

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<v Speaker 4>And four you're like, okay, I got to start to

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<v Speaker 4>reason with you now.

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<v Speaker 1>But can you Can you reason with the four year old?

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<v Speaker 1>You're right on the edge, aren't you. Yeah. So my

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<v Speaker 1>little four year old Lottie, he is full of a lot.

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<v Speaker 3>Of personality sas we call it, it's a lot of sass.

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<v Speaker 3>And she's also got a lot of love, like so

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<v Speaker 3>much love. She wants to love everyone. She loves her

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<v Speaker 3>brothers dearly.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes.

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<v Speaker 3>She wants to be the big sister slash mother to

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<v Speaker 3>her little brother Sonny yes, and also is so in

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<v Speaker 3>love with her cousin as well.

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<v Speaker 1>It's actually really really cute. It's cute.

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<v Speaker 3>Yesterday we had a bit of a tiff because I

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<v Speaker 3>and can I be honest, I probably took her too far.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, everyone's falling off their chairs.

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<v Speaker 3>I tried to make her take a bath and it

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<v Speaker 3>just did not go down too well. Okay, so one stage,

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<v Speaker 3>when she's cracked it and jumped on the bed and

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<v Speaker 3>I've tried to grab her and give them a bit

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<v Speaker 3>of a hug, She's gone, chow.

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<v Speaker 1>Kick me right in the mouth.

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<v Speaker 3>That hurt. That hurt, heaps. Dad showed restraint. Good on

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<v Speaker 3>your dad. He didn't react. The blood that was sort

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<v Speaker 3>of starting to form and the bottom lip. We just

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<v Speaker 3>ignored that. And then I got something which was so

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<v Speaker 3>much more powerful than any sort.

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<v Speaker 1>Of physical blow.

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<v Speaker 3>What happened I got from Lottie, you're not coming to

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<v Speaker 3>my birthday anymore. I got uninvited to my four year

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<v Speaker 3>old's birthday. Oh no, it's probably the first time ever,

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<v Speaker 3>she said, And then she went through in detail. Mom's

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<v Speaker 3>going to be there, Sonny's going to be there, Henry's

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<v Speaker 3>going to be there, Connor will be there, her little cousin,

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<v Speaker 3>and all my eoc friends, but you're not coming. And

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<v Speaker 3>I said to her, and this is where I.

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<v Speaker 4>Also if this is where you should shut you out.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this is where I don't sort of do myself

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<v Speaker 3>in your favors, because then I sort of start to

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<v Speaker 3>get argumentative and I say, well, I am coming because

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<v Speaker 3>i'm your father, and in as sass of a four

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<v Speaker 3>year old to look at me and almost point the

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<v Speaker 3>finger and away and go no, you're not You're not coming,

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<v Speaker 3>and then strut off. Okay, uninvited to my four year

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<v Speaker 3>old's birthday party.

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<v Speaker 1>That hurts.

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<v Speaker 3>It really hurt my soul as well, to which I

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<v Speaker 3>think through all the tears in the anguish, I said

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<v Speaker 3>to her.

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<v Speaker 1>I will be coming.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I would sit in the corner.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>And do you know what, Lotty didn't realize and you

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<v Speaker 5>should have pointed out and I would have filed you.

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<v Speaker 4>Who's going to bring all your presents?

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<v Speaker 5>Then?

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<v Speaker 1>Hundred percent?

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<v Speaker 3>I said, I said, well, at one stage, I said, well,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm paying for it, so I'll be there. But that's incorrect,

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<v Speaker 3>I think corresponding for it.

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<v Speaker 5>That's nice that you think that you've got any monetary

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<v Speaker 5>control in your home.

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<v Speaker 4>You get an allowance from your wife each and every.

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<v Speaker 3>One alarming as well. That's a lot. He's probably aware

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<v Speaker 3>of that knowledge as well. I realized just how much

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<v Speaker 3>of an insignificant player I am within the household.

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<v Speaker 5>And also she's looking at you, going as if Dad's

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<v Speaker 5>going to came out to get my presence.

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<v Speaker 3>Who doesn't know how obsessed I am with unicorns with

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<v Speaker 3>Rainbow mates exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>Thirteen twenty four ten. What did you Toddler tell you? Gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>they're confronting.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, they can come out with things that can bruise

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<v Speaker 5>your soul and hurt your heart and also make you go,

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<v Speaker 5>oh my god.

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<v Speaker 4>What did you just say to me?

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<v Speaker 1>Whether it's fire question?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, some random feedback, yeah, perhaps some feedback about what

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<v Speaker 3>you're wearing, exactly what sort of condition you're in at

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<v Speaker 3>the moment.

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<v Speaker 4>Todd What did Toddler tell you? Is what I'm trying

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<v Speaker 4>to say.

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<v Speaker 5>It gives call thirteen twenty fourteen, and we will put

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<v Speaker 5>you on the standby list for Coldplay in Sydney.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got a dangerous little Toddler as well.

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<v Speaker 3>Right now, she is a terrorist. I can imagine that

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<v Speaker 3>Harp has been very busy in this sort of space.

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<v Speaker 5>She well five, she was in the shower the other

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<v Speaker 5>day and she said something to my husband that had

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<v Speaker 5>him going retreating like Homo Simpson into a bush.

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<v Speaker 1>Have feedback to yourself.

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<v Speaker 5>Absolutely, you officially got uninvited to your four year old's birthday.

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<v Speaker 3>It's in our conversations and maybe our arguments. They're very,

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<v Speaker 3>very tame. Until yesterday when she keep me in the mouth.

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<v Speaker 3>That was a different story because I tried to tell

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<v Speaker 3>her to have a bath.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, how rude.

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<v Speaker 3>But then I got to the stage where she uninvited

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<v Speaker 3>me to a fourth birthday party. It was quite confronting, seeing, well,

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<v Speaker 3>guess what, you're not coming to my birthday party and

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<v Speaker 3>then rattle off who was going and poor Dad's left

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<v Speaker 3>on the outer and that genuinely hurt my soul. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I thought, I'm not ready to have conversations where your

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<v Speaker 3>kids are trying to make you feel sad.

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<v Speaker 5>I know, but also you need to learn to walk away, like,

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<v Speaker 5>don't engage in an argument with a four year old

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<v Speaker 5>because they can't be rational and reasonable.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's my wife's carrig job to separate us. Break

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<v Speaker 1>it up.

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<v Speaker 4>You two, Wow, what did you toddler tell you?

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<v Speaker 5>Let's go to Jasmine from Pennington, good morning, good morning.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, what'd your todd Yeah, go for it.

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<v Speaker 2>My toddler came in at Silk Fox this morning and said, Mama,

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<v Speaker 2>you're hung.

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<v Speaker 3>And thank bana beautiful soft hang on two o'clock this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Is in two am?

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<v Speaker 2>Two am a banana?

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<v Speaker 4>And thought, I think, yeah, that's good.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes they can surprise you.

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<v Speaker 5>I hope you had the courtesy to appel it and

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<v Speaker 5>cut it up from their generosity.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, just a just a banana by itself. How was

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<v Speaker 1>it arranged there?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Right, nice, Thank you, Jasmine. Let's go to Heather from

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<v Speaker 4>Port Elliott.

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<v Speaker 5>Good morning, Heather, good morning, Hey you going, oh very good?

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 2>Story Yes, from probably thirty five thirty six years ago.

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<v Speaker 2>She was at Kingdom with her dad and they were

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<v Speaker 2>reading through a lovely story of different faces and they

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<v Speaker 2>had a smiley face and then they had a happy face,

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<v Speaker 2>and then they got to the end and apparently there

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<v Speaker 2>was a face with a lady with her hair standing

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<v Speaker 2>on end, her eyes popping out. At my daughter's sub

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<v Speaker 2>and said, that's.

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<v Speaker 1>In house, in house, keep it in house. Very goodness good,

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<v Speaker 1>aren't they like? That's way too honest? I'm always scared

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<v Speaker 1>that a lot.

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<v Speaker 3>He will go back and say that dad likes drinking beers,

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<v Speaker 3>and well, that's not incorrect.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that it's not incorrect, but it needs to be

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<v Speaker 1>kept in house.

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<v Speaker 5>I mentioned some feedback that my five year old had

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<v Speaker 5>for my husband. So he was giving her a shower

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<v Speaker 5>the other day and apparently Dad's walked in and she said, Dad,

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<v Speaker 5>I need you to leave. You need to respect my privacy.

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<v Speaker 5>You cannot look at girls vagina's.

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<v Speaker 4>We can't.

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<v Speaker 1>The best thing was Greg's response, and he was like, Mum,

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<v Speaker 1>puts you up to this?

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<v Speaker 5>Didn't you.

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<v Speaker 1>Battle game face mode on? Hate you so much? Body,

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<v Speaker 1>I hate you with this.

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<v Speaker 4>It's so offensive.

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<v Speaker 3>It shouldn't be offensive because that's how competitive we are.

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<v Speaker 1>Two things songs a song song song and Battle of

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<v Speaker 1>the Bangers yep.

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<v Speaker 4>And I would like to address something with you.

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<v Speaker 5>I suppose to you yesterday on the Fine You hadn't

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<v Speaker 5>submitted your Battle of the Banger song for this week,

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<v Speaker 5>and you were trying very hard to get out of

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<v Speaker 5>me what my song was that I had taken the

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<v Speaker 5>time to.

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<v Speaker 3>I was trying to make conversation right.

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<v Speaker 1>You're very tight lipped.

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<v Speaker 5>You were trying to get engauge on what I'd chosen

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<v Speaker 5>so you could adjust your selection accordingly.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and so what do I say is I said, like,

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<v Speaker 3>just give at least give me the artist or something,

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<v Speaker 3>and you said, well, it's not this song.

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<v Speaker 1>All I can say is it's not this song.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, okay, cool, there's upwards of twenty million

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<v Speaker 3>other songs out there.

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<v Speaker 1>I did.

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<v Speaker 4>I said to you, it's not my song.

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<v Speaker 5>Is not your traditional song like a you know, like

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<v Speaker 5>a love shack or something like that, it would not.

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<v Speaker 1>Be fifty two.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, great, but put a lot through the B. Fifty

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<v Speaker 3>two is on my list.

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<v Speaker 5>No. I meant it's not a traditional song like that's

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<v Speaker 5>Mine's a little more funky.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, well here we go.

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<v Speaker 3>It's time for you to choose the music theme this

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<v Speaker 3>week because we're having a big old party next week. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>is those songs that really really get the party started.

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<v Speaker 5>And there is a song that never fails to get

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<v Speaker 5>one Jordi out in the dance floor.

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<v Speaker 4>He was a bit of flow writer.

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<v Speaker 1>With defer. It's actually quite this is reasonably predictable.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's this.

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<v Speaker 3>If you still had my space, this would probably be

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<v Speaker 3>your That.

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<v Speaker 4>Is okay incorrect?

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<v Speaker 3>He might be who knows a good song? Good song Chad's.

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<v Speaker 3>I went in a bit of a different direction. I

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<v Speaker 3>text mine to produce a flak to try and get

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<v Speaker 3>some feedback before I said what do you think? And

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<v Speaker 3>he was like, yeah, I like it, And I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>do you think it's the song is like, it's a

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<v Speaker 3>great song.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm getting nothing from it, mate, You're being a snake.

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<v Speaker 5>That's why trying to get information.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I need a win. I'm trailing eighteen fifteen.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm giving it a crack with Lenny Kravits.

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<v Speaker 1>Loves it, loves it. Oh, stop dancing, everybody.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, we're trying to do a radio show here right,

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<v Speaker 3>Stop partying and you.

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<v Speaker 4>Can't even dance that?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you doing?

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<v Speaker 5>Then? I'm trying to dance to it, but the beas

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<v Speaker 5>is so odd that no one's body moves in sync

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<v Speaker 5>with it.

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<v Speaker 1>I think the beat's pretty consistent. Good luck anyway. I

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<v Speaker 1>know I'm going to lose. I already know I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to lose.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, please do me a favor and just keep me

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<v Speaker 3>relevant in this contest eighteen to fifteen in favor of

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<v Speaker 3>Jodie Lenny Kravitz.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you going to go my way? Versus flow Rider.

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<v Speaker 2>Low.

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<v Speaker 4>I just I just the brief was so you can

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<v Speaker 4>dance to it?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my dad bag myself. Come on, be a little

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<v Speaker 3>bit humble. Just be a little bit humble goodness sake,

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<v Speaker 3>get voting winning song at tomorrow morning eight o'clock.

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<v Speaker 1>I really.

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<v Speaker 4>It is so time for a let's go girl.

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<v Speaker 1>Where my ladies are?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh man, okay, Phil, you're dismissed. You don't have to

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<v Speaker 5>take part in this conversation. Honestly, I know you. I

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<v Speaker 5>know you will care about this as much as my

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<v Speaker 5>husband did. All right, So I completely understand that. And

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<v Speaker 5>I will preface this by saying I know it's a

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<v Speaker 5>first world problem.

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<v Speaker 4>I genuinely know, but.

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<v Speaker 5>I cannot help my level of annoyance over what's gone

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<v Speaker 5>down the last week. Okay, we've got the Radio Awards

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<v Speaker 5>on Saturday. You're invited, you're coming, You're nominated. That's the

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<v Speaker 5>only reason I'm going to support my friend. And anyway,

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<v Speaker 5>so with a big award where there's a red car.

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<v Speaker 4>But you need a dress, right, So I spent.

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<v Speaker 5>A ridiculous amount of time online trying to find a

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<v Speaker 5>gown for the said radio.

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<v Speaker 4>Awards on the weekend.

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<v Speaker 5>Finally, Eureka, I found one and that was great, so

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<v Speaker 5>I ordered that, and then finally Eureka, again, I found

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<v Speaker 5>another one. So I ordered that, and what do you know, Eureka,

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<v Speaker 5>I found another one.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't wear three dresses.

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<v Speaker 4>I know, I know, but.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, listen, there's no shortage of functions that I

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<v Speaker 5>have to go to, so these dresses won't.

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<v Speaker 4>Go to waste?

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<v Speaker 1>Are they all the same color?

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<v Speaker 4>All different colors. There's red, there's a purple, and there's

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<v Speaker 4>an orange.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought they were the same color, just different variations.

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<v Speaker 3>Like March Shimpson, she gets the Chanel dress.

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<v Speaker 9>On the red cabinet Saturday night, just in that pink

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<v Speaker 9>dress with the black lining refashioned anyway, So I my

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<v Speaker 9>favorite was the orange, and I landed.

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<v Speaker 4>On the orange.

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<v Speaker 5>And it's a short dress and it's cute and it's

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<v Speaker 5>like a bit of a statement piece.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh right, ladies and gentlemen. It is gorgeous, by the way.

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<v Speaker 3>You must see it.

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<v Speaker 4>You haven't even seen it, dickhead.

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<v Speaker 5>And so it came in the mail except play paid

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<v Speaker 5>express and it arrived. Guess what, Because of this stupid

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<v Speaker 5>back that I've got that's really wide, I can't sip

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<v Speaker 5>it up. I've got some sort of weird swimmers back

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<v Speaker 5>that nothing fits over. So I was like, oh god,

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<v Speaker 5>I jumped online and long story short, because I know

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<v Speaker 5>you bought already, but I tried to return it and

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<v Speaker 5>swap it for something else expressly so I could have

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<v Speaker 5>it for the lost we can, And then do you

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<v Speaker 5>think I could? Do you think there was an option

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<v Speaker 5>to exchange for another dress, and then I ended up

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<v Speaker 5>ordering a credit note, and then I couldn't print out

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<v Speaker 5>the label, and then in the meantime there's that annoying

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<v Speaker 5>little chat in the corner zo that's like a Barriano Bunny.

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<v Speaker 4>That's the name of the.

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<v Speaker 3>Company, little clip, and was like, hey, nice dress.

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<v Speaker 5>It's like, hey, Darles, a Barriano Bunny will help you soon.

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<v Speaker 5>No they won't. They won't help you for a good

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<v Speaker 5>twelve to twenty four hours, thank you very much. So

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<v Speaker 5>the upshot is I couldn't return the dress and now

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<v Speaker 5>I'm gonna have to we have this frock that's too

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<v Speaker 5>small for me on Saturday night and I won't be

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<v Speaker 5>able to breathe. Sure, I could wear one of the

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<v Speaker 5>others I know, which are way more comfortable, but now

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<v Speaker 5>I'm stubborn, and I want to show Barriano who's yes.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm shocked, angry, dismayed, displeasure, confuse the little big gassy,

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<v Speaker 3>thanks a lot, I feel your pain.

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<v Speaker 1>Jokes.

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<v Speaker 4>Happy to take your three hundred.

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<v Speaker 6>I genuinely surely, I mean, and they're upprising these ressids enormously.

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<v Speaker 6>They're not buying that at wholesale. Surely some of that

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<v Speaker 6>extra cash can go to some service.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, some service, please please, And then you try and

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<v Speaker 5>find a phone number.

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<v Speaker 4>God for being No, that's not thing.

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<v Speaker 5>Thirteen twenty four to ten. Let's do this online. Infuriating encounters.

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<v Speaker 5>What's happened the disasters that you've had where you've purchased something,

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<v Speaker 5>then you're like, oh that doesn't fit, that's not right,

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<v Speaker 5>and you try to take it back whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>No one there, Okay, E story with this for the

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<v Speaker 3>bloke's perspective as well. Prosed them like, bood mate, well

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<v Speaker 3>we'll take that conversation off your hands.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't have to deal with the fellas. Shifted on

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<v Speaker 1>to No. Four. That's the favor we're doing for you.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you're welcome. Have you so is this happened to you?

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 6>But you've just reminded me of one of my high

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<v Speaker 6>school girlfriends who got married at a really small wedding

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<v Speaker 6>and her bridesmaid dresses didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on time.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 6>And do you think she could get in touch with

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<v Speaker 6>the company. Absolutely not. It was like three days out

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<v Speaker 6>from the wedding and they hadn't come.

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<v Speaker 5>I wasted a whole afternoon on this stupid dress, the

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<v Speaker 5>whole afternoon, and my god.

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<v Speaker 1>Shut up, put your dresses out for Joes.

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<v Speaker 5>I get it, But do you know how many episodes

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<v Speaker 5>of The Rookie I could have watched in that true?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm trying to find a bloody replacement.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I know, but we have to move on, we don't.

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<v Speaker 4>You worries it?

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<v Speaker 3>Shei's not sure yet. Let me decide what's suit ale

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<v Speaker 3>where on the day minutes before we leave?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, perfect, I've.

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<v Speaker 3>Got it taken on the plane there, so yeah, I'll

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<v Speaker 3>decide Saturday morning.

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<v Speaker 4>All right?

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<v Speaker 5>Then, all right, thirteen twenty four ten, let's do this

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<v Speaker 5>online disasters.

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<v Speaker 1>All right?

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<v Speaker 3>To get yourself on air as well, we would be

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<v Speaker 3>on the standby list for Coldplay, flights, combination and everything

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<v Speaker 3>in Sydney.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't have to pretend to be interested.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 10>I can't.

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<v Speaker 4>I won't be able to.

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<v Speaker 7>Really.

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<v Speaker 1>Picture's sure.

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<v Speaker 4>It is so time for it.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go girl. That time we struck without this, Joe,

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<v Speaker 1>I am furious.

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<v Speaker 5>You have been counting down the days and there, okay,

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<v Speaker 5>this is the scenario. Brought a dress for the radio

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<v Speaker 5>awards on the weekend and it came and it doesn't fit.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me just jump in there. You bought a dress.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, we have to correct you every time.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the best way to sit to you the other day.

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<v Speaker 5>I said to you the other day. It's ingrained to

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<v Speaker 5>my brain. It's been there for a very long time.

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<v Speaker 5>It's not going to change.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we're going to have to untattoo that part of

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<v Speaker 1>your brain.

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<v Speaker 4>Brought and bought will not change. And my interpretation of

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<v Speaker 4>the two.

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<v Speaker 3>Was always perfectly in the wrong place. Why can't you

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<v Speaker 3>fluke it right one time? Anyway, Sorry to cut you off,

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<v Speaker 3>you were sick.

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<v Speaker 4>Sorry at all.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, we're talking online shopping disasters. On the back that

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<v Speaker 5>I tried to return is dress that I purchased.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, that's better, that's better.

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<v Speaker 4>And it was rom size and I tried to return it.

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<v Speaker 5>And do you think there was an exchange option, and oh,

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<v Speaker 5>do you think I could print out the label?

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<v Speaker 4>And do you think anyone can get.

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<v Speaker 5>Back to you to say, hey, yeah, we can do

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<v Speaker 5>that for you immediately, if not sooner ridiculous. So I

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<v Speaker 5>will never buy a dress online again. Actually, that's an

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<v Speaker 5>absolute life.

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<v Speaker 1>That is the biggest live, biggest load.

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<v Speaker 4>Of Yes, that's something i'd tell my husband.

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<v Speaker 3>You cracked it when on strike. Yeah, for six minutes

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<v Speaker 3>and the strike wore off.

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<v Speaker 1>You resolved it.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's go to Alissa for more. Good morning, Lissa, Please

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<v Speaker 5>tell me I'm not alone here.

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<v Speaker 10>Absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 4>What happened.

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<v Speaker 10>I bought a dress online and it was a little

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<v Speaker 10>bit too big, so I went to return and got

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<v Speaker 10>the label, did all of that, and then when I

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<v Speaker 10>returned it, they said, yeap, we should be sent within

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<v Speaker 10>seven days. After seven between they hadn't said anything. I

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<v Speaker 10>checked in and then I said your order couldn't be fulfilled.

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<v Speaker 4>Under seven days.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep.

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<v Speaker 10>So I was thanking on this dress for a presentation

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<v Speaker 10>dinner and had to find something else.

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<v Speaker 1>They think they are, Alissa, Oh yeah, going on?

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<v Speaker 4>Hey And also, as a side note, did she say

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<v Speaker 4>broad or bought right?

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<v Speaker 3>I think you said you got to ride there, Lissa Hey,

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<v Speaker 3>do you know the difference between brought and bought?

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<v Speaker 10>No, but it's a guessing game.

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<v Speaker 1>Unfortunately for Lissa, she got all right, can I guess?

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<v Speaker 4>Lisa?

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<v Speaker 2>Sure?

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you so much for your call.

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<v Speaker 5>You're on the standby list for Coldplay in Sydney flights accommodation.

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<v Speaker 4>We'll take care of it all.

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<v Speaker 3>This is good, an opportunity to really vent in this

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<v Speaker 3>space and it's online shopping nightmares. If you've got one,

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<v Speaker 3>join chic chat next at thirteen twenty four ten.

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<v Speaker 1>My really UT's chat.

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<v Speaker 4>It is so time for ah, let's go girls.

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<v Speaker 5>It can be frustrating trying to purchase things online, can't

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<v Speaker 5>it When the wrong thing comes or the wrong size

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<v Speaker 5>comes and you're trying to return it and there's no

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<v Speaker 5>option to return or exchange, and it's very very annoying.

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<v Speaker 1>List you know how to do all those things, by

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<v Speaker 1>the way.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't. That's the problem.

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<v Speaker 3>Remember when I turn up and I was for every

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<v Speaker 3>day for about three weeks, I was wearing a different

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<v Speaker 3>man h Ish the T shirt. Yeah, because I tried

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<v Speaker 3>to buy like one man to buying like six or

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<v Speaker 3>seven a couple of ones.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, let's go to Lianne from allenber Gardens. Good morning,

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<v Speaker 4>good morning.

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<v Speaker 7>How are you going?

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<v Speaker 4>Tell me I'm not alone in this Well.

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<v Speaker 7>I'd ordered a pair of shoes online, some size eight,

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<v Speaker 7>and I got them. I said, ship buggers, they're too big.

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<v Speaker 4>Yep.

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<v Speaker 7>So I thought, well, I'll order a seven and then

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<v Speaker 7>I'll try and get rid of the other ones in

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<v Speaker 7>center back.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>So I got the seven's got Yeah, they arrived and

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<v Speaker 7>I opened the box and the.

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<v Speaker 4>Size seven yeah left book, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>And a size of nine left food. So I had

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<v Speaker 7>a seven and eight in a night and left foot yeah,

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<v Speaker 7>and one size eight right foot.

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<v Speaker 5>Did we ever, leanne manage to match up these shoes

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<v Speaker 5>and get the right size in the right pair?

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<v Speaker 7>Well not really, because luckily it was a place in

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<v Speaker 7>Adelaide where I could take it back to an actual

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<v Speaker 7>shop shop that had a human in it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Good, humans are good.

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<v Speaker 7>I took the odd odd shoes out with seven and

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<v Speaker 7>the nine, and now I've just got the star. They

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<v Speaker 7>didn't have any seven boss stides. Now I've got the eight,

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<v Speaker 7>but I've put Hill Brits and insultant and.

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<v Speaker 4>So you've had to refashion the other shoes.

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<v Speaker 7>They really really really nice shoes.

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<v Speaker 3>Stuff I've ever seen you play football or soccer or anything.

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<v Speaker 3>And they're not claiming that you've got two left feet,

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<v Speaker 3>are they.

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<v Speaker 7>No, that's a Sonny's LESTI.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, thank you so much, Lenne goodness may keep the

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<v Speaker 5>conversation going. Pray say for a double nine on nine

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<v Speaker 5>none one nine on the text line.

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<v Speaker 1>There is a message in all this too.

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<v Speaker 4>We'll just go into a store, just going to a store.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's not going to happen. No, that is absolutely

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<v Speaker 1>not going to happen.

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<v Speaker 4>No, so much anxiety.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, thank you everybody for venting your online shopping

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<v Speaker 3>nine appreciate it a lot of people with some real

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<v Speaker 3>pepped up anger.

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<v Speaker 4>And thank you for pretending to give a rap.

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<v Speaker 1>I do I like it?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm still learning, but I like it. How you know

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<v Speaker 3>it's twentieth birthday party? You can only get there via

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<v Speaker 3>exclusive invitation? Yes, how do you score an invitation? I'll

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<v Speaker 3>listen to this.