Speaker 1: Funny experience what the body expedient part of buddy experience.
Speaker 2: So in short, an out of body experience or out
Speaker 2: of audie experience. It's just a little piece of randomness
Speaker 2: that just keeps on happening you for some reason, like
Speaker 2: you've been selected by the random gods and they're just
Speaker 2: having fun with you, playing you like a puppet.
Speaker 3: So I don't know if the universe messes with me
Speaker 3: or I create these situations by myself. This one, I'm
Speaker 3: going to say I created this situation by myself. So
Speaker 3: the family and I and our extended family went to
Speaker 3: Paxton Wines on the weekend. They have a thing on
Speaker 3: a Sunday where they just have a live band and
Speaker 3: they have a pizza little what's that.
Speaker 4: Thing called truck rhymes with oh yeah, thanks you.
Speaker 5: So they have a.
Speaker 3: Little pizza truck and the kids can run around and
Speaker 3: it's dog friendly and it's good family fun. Anyway, So
Speaker 3: there were two people sitting in front of us and
Speaker 3: they had their little picnic rug out and then they
Speaker 3: just got up and walked off, got up and walked
Speaker 3: off and left all their like half a bottle of wine,
Speaker 3: all their glasses like they're leftover pizza. They just left it,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, oh, that is simply the rudest thing
Speaker 3: I've ever seen. So after about forty five minutes, they
Speaker 3: didn't come back, and I was like, that's gone.
Speaker 4: How disgusting that you come to a winery and eat
Speaker 4: and drink and then just get up and leave all
Speaker 4: your rubbish there.
Speaker 3: So I, being me, got up and started clearing everything away.
Speaker 4: I've got all their feets and boxes.
Speaker 6: Just relaxed. I was just trying to enjoy some veno.
Speaker 3: Chug it in the bin, and there was, as I said,
Speaker 3: there was half a bottle of wine there. I was like,
Speaker 3: oh should I could?
Speaker 4: I mean, if they're not going to drink it.
Speaker 2: That cross I do this. I wasn't judged so hard
Speaker 2: by the rest of my family.
Speaker 7: Family.
Speaker 3: Greg was like, do not touch that bottle of wine.
Speaker 3: Stop raccooning, all right?
Speaker 6: Going to never want to test you.
Speaker 4: You're going to anyway.
Speaker 3: So in my half, I've packed everything away and then
Speaker 3: we're sitting there and guess what they came back.
Speaker 6: Did you stick around for their reaction?
Speaker 4: Their reaction was to go up to the front desk
Speaker 4: and go.
Speaker 5: Where did all our stuff go?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 4: Where on earth did our stuff goes?
Speaker 3: And I'm that person who's sitting there with my family horrified,
Speaker 3: going start.
Speaker 2: Taboo topic Tuesday. So let's speak to Asher. So Asha
Speaker 2: is an adult entertainer. So she's a stripper at the
Speaker 2: Palace in Adelaide. And look, I'm gonna be honest with you,
Speaker 2: Joe's I don't.
Speaker 6: I haven't met too many strippers before. So this is
Speaker 6: this is a new different space sort.
Speaker 4: Of buzzer sound effects like.
Speaker 6: Incorrect, got this one?
Speaker 4: So that's not the one we're after.
Speaker 6: Good morning, Asher, Good morning, Asher.
Speaker 8: Good morning. I think I'm the only stripper ever to
Speaker 8: be out before midday. I can't believe I'm the way.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well there is a reason for that, isn't that
Speaker 4: I am?
Speaker 8: Yeah, it is. I am getting tattooed currently.
Speaker 4: Right, what are you getting tattooed?
Speaker 8: Just a little piece of my arm by the gorgeous
Speaker 8: on your boat do a cheeky plug there, So yeah,
Speaker 8: just just a piece of my arms are still in
Speaker 8: the gap. So that've got anyone who knows me and
Speaker 8: can recognize Astra from the palace knows I'm quite heavily
Speaker 8: tattooed at the stage, right.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, actually thank you for joining us for
Speaker 2: taboo topic Tuesday. Can we get strayed into it? And
Speaker 2: can I ask us? What how long have you been
Speaker 2: in the industry for and how do you get into
Speaker 2: the industry?
Speaker 8: So I've seen dancing for eight years and again at
Speaker 8: the Palace to Speak, I absolutely love it there. I
Speaker 8: started as the most stereotypical sort of entry way ever,
Speaker 8: as a broke, unique student who was like, I just
Speaker 8: I'm tired of working hospitality jobs and yeah, so I
Speaker 8: walked into a topless bar and never looked back.
Speaker 3: So what was that first initial night? Like, I mean,
Speaker 3: how were the nerves? Were you feeling, you know, embarrassed
Speaker 3: or skittish?
Speaker 4: How are you feeling?
Speaker 8: I think starting anything new is kind of nerve racking. Yeah,
Speaker 8: just like starting any other job, it's kind of nerve racking.
Speaker 8: I wouldn't say embarrassed, because you just kind of learned
Speaker 8: on the job. And I love being naked, so it
Speaker 8: was a natural choice for me. It took a couple
Speaker 8: of months to get into the groove of things. When
Speaker 8: I started, I definitely found my home club and found
Speaker 8: sort of where I belong and that was a lot
Speaker 8: easier to transition for me.
Speaker 3: So, I mean, there are a lot of rumors about
Speaker 3: how much you guys earn. Is it as lucrative as
Speaker 3: people perceive.
Speaker 8: There's a lot of misconceptions around that, and I think
Speaker 8: it's really funny because it's actually what I get asked
Speaker 8: the most, which is I mean, it's such a social
Speaker 8: pro part. I kind of ask people the income, but
Speaker 8: it seems okay to ask strippers. Well, what I say
Speaker 8: is when you focus on like strippers as a monetary number,
Speaker 8: you kind of take away from other things in the
Speaker 8: job and who we are as people. You get this
Speaker 8: idea of like a dollar value over ahead instead of
Speaker 8: like our whole narrative and the enriching experience we provide
Speaker 8: as a job, and also who we are as people.
Speaker 4: Can I ask this question?
Speaker 3: I'm trying to do it tactfully, But when people have
Speaker 3: a lap dance, so that's like one or one in
Speaker 3: a room, are they allowed to touch you?
Speaker 8: Very state to state so touching is actually touching laws
Speaker 8: actually in state law, and then they're also depending on license,
Speaker 8: Like I can give an answer for my club, but
Speaker 8: again it's very state to day, club to club, you know,
Speaker 8: and delcha girl as well. Everyone has their own personal boundaries.
Speaker 6: Shed have to deal with a hypercrap.
Speaker 8: No more than I did when I was in hospitality.
Speaker 8: To be honest, I feel like I have a lot
Speaker 8: more autonomy in this job and a lot better looked
Speaker 8: after by the club and by my friends who I
Speaker 8: work with and everyone I work with.
Speaker 3: Okay, before we let you go, Asher, what is your
Speaker 3: favorite song to dance to?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 8: Look, I has her in niche niche music, So I
Speaker 8: absolutely love dancing Tool because they're one of my favorite
Speaker 8: bands to Who's tool to Tool? But it's not generally
Speaker 8: something you would hear in ESTERP Club.
Speaker 6: I was as you were saying this, I'm just searching
Speaker 6: for a bid of tool coming up.
Speaker 8: Short, may not be a new catalog. Yeah, Death Zone,
Speaker 8: Fool Death sees perfect circle all my big three.
Speaker 2: Hey, I've got a question for you as well before
Speaker 2: we go, Ash, did you ever see people or know
Speaker 2: of people who are doing the wrong thing?
Speaker 6: So?
Speaker 2: Do you ever at Lade's such a small place, do
Speaker 2: you ever see a bloke, say at a strip club
Speaker 2: when you know that he should.
Speaker 6: Not be there.
Speaker 8: That's not my place to judge on what people do
Speaker 8: with their lives.
Speaker 4: That's fair enough.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, and what you know what like it's I
Speaker 8: like to keep a certain amount of discression in my
Speaker 8: line of work. And you know, people come in for
Speaker 8: all kinds of reasons, so I'm not there to judge,
Speaker 8: and I'm also not there to tell on anyone.
Speaker 4: I feel like we need to play unholy by Sam Smith.
Speaker 6: Right about now the body shop.
Speaker 2: Hey, Asha, thank you so much for having a chat
Speaker 2: with us this morning and lifting lid on this and
Speaker 2: look some really unbelievable ances there, and we appreciate you
Speaker 2: being open and honest.
Speaker 8: Oh thank you. Thanks for giving me a chance to
Speaker 8: have someone from the industry speak for ourselves.
Speaker 4: No worries.
Speaker 3: And I've just googled you and the pallace and I
Speaker 3: expect a call from the IT department at any moment.
Speaker 9: Oh fabulous, that's a compliment too.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Asha, thanks so much for chatting with us.
Speaker 8: Thank you so much. Have a fantastic day and I
Speaker 8: can't wait to go to bed out for.
Speaker 2: This Cities Valentine's Day. And that means it's if you're
Speaker 2: a relationship and you're a happy couple, you celebrate each other,
Speaker 2: and if you're single, you're desperately out there trying to
Speaker 2: find a mate, mate.
Speaker 3: You are hitting up Tinder so hard today. Can you
Speaker 3: imagine Tinder is just going to explode? And Grinder and
Speaker 3: all the other Honders, all the yinders.
Speaker 2: They're a tight knit family, aren't they different purposes?
Speaker 6: They catch up at Christmas?
Speaker 5: Exactly?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 3: Well, Moon Pig has released the best pickup lines as voted.
Speaker 4: By the public. Do you want to hear some of them?
Speaker 6: Yes? Please?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 6: I want to get two rounds though.
Speaker 3: Just take a breath and maybe don't look at me,
Speaker 3: because then that'll just take you.
Speaker 2: Over the Educay, right, so I'll be okay, but look,
Speaker 2: news reader Abby is in as his producer ze. So girls,
Speaker 2: just try and contain yourself and you hear some of
Speaker 2: these beautiful words being constructed producers.
Speaker 5: Do you think you'll be okay? Do you think you'll
Speaker 5: be able to? I think I'll manage.
Speaker 4: Do you want me to deliver them or him?
Speaker 5: I want to be of both?
Speaker 4: I want to see it all.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll go first, ready, girls, this is one of
Speaker 3: the top pickup.
Speaker 4: Lines for assies.
Speaker 3: I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being
Speaker 3: named this week's hottest single.
Speaker 6: Who's getting weaker than me?
Speaker 4: All right, you're up.
Speaker 6: What about this one?
Speaker 2: You're parking ticket because you've got fine written all those.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this one's not on the list, but but it's
Speaker 3: one that i've heard.
Speaker 5: You want to hear it?
Speaker 4: Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material?
Speaker 5: That a few times?
Speaker 4: And who has it?
Speaker 10: Am? I?
Speaker 11: Right?
Speaker 6: And here's the top one.
Speaker 2: I hope you know CPR because you just took my
Speaker 2: breath away.
Speaker 6: That's not bad. That's not bad.
Speaker 4: That's not good, it's horrible.
Speaker 2: If okay, I'm not reading this situation very well.
Speaker 4: If a boat said that to you, what would you say?
Speaker 4: Would you laugh in their face?
Speaker 3: Laugh?
Speaker 4: And I'd like high five them as I walk off?
Speaker 5: Yeah right, well.
Speaker 4: You'd be gone.
Speaker 6: Girls. I've got a couple four years as well.
Speaker 2: So I've just taken from back in the day on
Speaker 2: twenty ten sort of error marble bar, heavy bar or
Speaker 2: the top spots?
Speaker 6: What about this one? Well? Here I am What are
Speaker 6: your other two wishes?
Speaker 4: Did that ever work?
Speaker 6: I don't think so? Yep?
Speaker 2: And this was probably my favorite one. If you're a transformer,
Speaker 2: you'd be optimist. Fine, and then you make this sound
Speaker 2: and that was the difference.
Speaker 6: And then it was on. It was on that's something
Speaker 6: your wife not quite hers was more the power of music.
Speaker 3: I've got one final one and then, Abby, you have
Speaker 3: to decide what the best pickup line of the morning is.
Speaker 4: I'd like to take you to the.
Speaker 3: Movies, but they won't let you take in your own snacks.
Speaker 10: The Winner?
Speaker 6: What does it mean? What's going on? What does that mean?
Speaker 4: I don't play dumb? Do not play dumb?
Speaker 6: Birthday? How do we hand it up to the bable?
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four to ten Best pickup Lines and up
Speaker 2: for grabs as well? What about this nice? It'll stay
Speaker 2: at the Oval Hotel thanks to what if?
Speaker 3: I can tell you that is the most magnificent hotel.
Speaker 3: It is so lovely and it's so modern, and it's
Speaker 3: got those curtains that you push a button and they close.
Speaker 3: How is that so Newser's for when Gregotty wants to
Speaker 3: have a snack?
Speaker 6: My gosh, so room service? What sort of room service.
Speaker 2: To be talking when he wants to shut the curtains
Speaker 2: in the room?
Speaker 6: God my, you's a fleeting stuff anyway.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten News Read Abby, you can judge
Speaker 2: this as well the best pickup lines?
Speaker 6: Yep, and you get to award this price.
Speaker 5: I'm so excited for this.
Speaker 2: And do you do you have to award the price
Speaker 2: because you might be so disgusting all these pickup lines?
Speaker 6: Did you keep the room to yourself?
Speaker 12: To be honest, I could do with a night on
Speaker 12: my own in a nice hotel, so that'd.
Speaker 4: Be good with some snacks.
Speaker 3: We are talking pickup lines this morning, some of the
Speaker 3: best and some of the worst. And we have a
Speaker 3: list in front of us of the top pickup lines
Speaker 3: as revealed by Moonpick, and the top one they believe
Speaker 3: is I ought to complain to Spotify for you not
Speaker 3: being named this week's hottest single.
Speaker 10: Nice.
Speaker 2: I just want to know if that has ever worked
Speaker 2: ever in any situation in any country on this planet.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I doubt it.
Speaker 3: But thirteen twenty fourteen, if you want to get involved
Speaker 3: in this, this morning, your top pickup lines, and then
Speaker 3: newsreader Abby will judge her best from the newsroom with
Speaker 3: her best judging nose in the air.
Speaker 5: I am judging hard today if it's.
Speaker 6: Sitting back with a pinky finger in the mouth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just that are really really in one of those
Speaker 2: moods where it's going to be very, very hard, particularly
Speaker 2: on her birthday to impress.
Speaker 3: News reader Abby, Let's go to Taylor from Plimpton. What
Speaker 3: you go for is Taylor happy Valentine's By the way.
Speaker 8: Thank you.
Speaker 7: I actually have two of them.
Speaker 8: I can guarantee none of them work, but I am engaged,
Speaker 8: so that's something I guess.
Speaker 11: So my first one is, baby boy, are you a matchbox?
Speaker 11: Because you just let my heart on fire.
Speaker 13: The second one is I could have form.
Speaker 8: We went to school together, didn't we have chemistry?
Speaker 10: Oh don't?
Speaker 4: Hi, Taylor, well.
Speaker 13: Done, that's good, thank you, thanks very much.
Speaker 6: That is very very good. Thirteen twenty four ten, this
Speaker 6: is no over. Who who got here? Which pick up
Speaker 6: artists do we have here?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: Hi, who we got here?
Speaker 6: That's Ricky?
Speaker 5: I got good? Frecky.
Speaker 2: How did you used to do some of your best
Speaker 2: work back in the day? Go and give it to us.
Speaker 8: No good work.
Speaker 7: But anyway, I'll pick up on how if you got
Speaker 7: a wife?
Speaker 6: Wife?
Speaker 7: Because I feel a connection.
Speaker 6: Short, sweet, short and sharp does the job. That's not bad.
Speaker 4: I'm just judging by news space. I'm not sure about
Speaker 4: the one.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm looking around all the women in that studio.
Speaker 6: I'm just not sure. I'm feeling the vibes.
Speaker 4: Alright, let's go again.
Speaker 6: Okay, here we go. Thirteen, twenty fourteen.
Speaker 5: Good morning, Carlie and hey Kylie?
Speaker 9: Hello, how are you?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 5: We're good.
Speaker 4: Okay. Your best pickup line?
Speaker 7: Is that a mirroring pocket?
Speaker 11: Because I can see myself in your pants?
Speaker 6: Yes, that's good.
Speaker 11: Okay, my twelve year old she says, if you're a booger,
Speaker 11: i'd pick you first.
Speaker 4: Oh that's cute. Okay, go to the newsroom.
Speaker 5: Now, this is actually quite hard.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 12: I thought i'd hate all of them, but probably the
Speaker 12: one that I haven't heard, the chemistry one.
Speaker 5: Taylor, I thought that was quite good.
Speaker 12: You like that because it's a pickup line, but it's subtle, yes,
Speaker 12: because people actually go, oh, do we have cameras?
Speaker 10: True?
Speaker 5: That you like?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 5: They don't realize it's a pickup line.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, okay, I get it.
Speaker 3: It's it's a bit more subtle than do you have
Speaker 3: a mirror in your pocket?
Speaker 5: I did like that too. Oh can they all go
Speaker 5: to the adelaide over and stay?
Speaker 4: No, mate, doesn't work?
Speaker 6: Does work?
Speaker 14: That?
Speaker 6: As generous as you are on your birthday?
Speaker 5: All right, I'm going with Taylor.
Speaker 4: Okay, good Taylor.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, really, congrat so much, so good, thank
Speaker 3: you so much.
Speaker 8: Happy Valentine's Day, guys, thanks to.
Speaker 6: You you too. Tailor. So, who's head along to this
Speaker 6: little weekend escape with you?
Speaker 11: Ah?
Speaker 8: My boyfriend Josh, Well, my fiance should.
Speaker 2: Say, okay, so did we did we establish before that
Speaker 2: you use these pickup lines?
Speaker 6: Did you say? Or?
Speaker 15: He?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 8: I didn't words, but in the back of my pocket
Speaker 8: in case anything ever does go wrong.
Speaker 4: I hope Josh is aware of that.
Speaker 3: That's okay, Yeah, probably maybe Josh needs a plan B
Speaker 3: and C.
Speaker 6: Well you've stayed at this as well. Yes, hotel, you.
Speaker 4: Have to say there. I've had dinner in the Oval Hotel.
Speaker 10: There.
Speaker 3: It's I highly recommend it for a weekend get away.
Speaker 2: Absolutely magnificent. Sure, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 16: Now I know we're at We're out broadcasting in the
Speaker 16: field on Friday, and the phone line is lit up,
Speaker 16: and I basically want the men of Adelaide. If you're
Speaker 16: over the age of thirty and you eat nuta grain,
Speaker 16: call me in support me. So nutra grain is full
Speaker 16: of protein, fiber, it.
Speaker 6: Says it in the box.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, so you believe everything you read and Can
Speaker 3: I just say they sell it as.
Speaker 4: Iron Man food? Yep, you don't look like that Ironman
Speaker 4: on the box. If you don't go on, then you
Speaker 4: don't look like that.
Speaker 6: What's going on here where on a camera.
Speaker 3: That this is Ironman food? Are you trying to say
Speaker 3: you look like an iron Man?
Speaker 6: Maybe there is.
Speaker 2: It's fuel for the big feller. He's got a big day.
Speaker 2: So this is what I'm saying. And I'm a man
Speaker 2: in my mid thirties, so we're talking about thirty. It's
Speaker 2: so much difference.
Speaker 6: I feel like I grew out of this wave at
Speaker 6: about twenty five. Yeah, okay, so you're.
Speaker 2: Saying, men still in their thirties eat these cereals which
Speaker 2: are just chopco box frilled cereal filled of sugar. So
Speaker 2: you've got nutragrain, and also on your desk this big
Speaker 2: box of cocoa pops.
Speaker 16: This morning before the cocoa pops?
Speaker 4: Are you four? No one eats cocoa pops in their thirties.
Speaker 16: But for once, I can actually go buy my own
Speaker 16: cereal without Mum and daddy being like you.
Speaker 6: Can't have for breakfast.
Speaker 16: I've got some old man cereal here for you too.
Speaker 16: Uncle Toby's plus with antioxide.
Speaker 6: Very good? What else? Do you have an ice cream
Speaker 6: for dinner as well?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 6: I brushing my teeth tonight because I have look on Friday.
Speaker 16: The phone line is lit up and I just wanted
Speaker 16: the people of that LT to know it is okay
Speaker 16: if you're over the age of thirty to have neutral
Speaker 16: grain for breakfast.
Speaker 6: I don't think you're going to get any support on this, Okay.
Speaker 4: I know you're not going to get any support on this.
Speaker 2: Are the people in their thirties, blokes in particular, who
Speaker 2: are still eating these jewary cereals?
Speaker 4: Are they adults eating children's food?
Speaker 6: Grow up speed of pans?
Speaker 13: Go on?
Speaker 2: Goodness sake, count chocula.
Speaker 4: Michelle from Lindock.
Speaker 3: Men in their thirties, are they still eating nutri grain
Speaker 3: and cocoa pops?
Speaker 11: Well, not so much the cocoa pops, but the nutri grain.
Speaker 11: Definitely My husband's deca and he eats nutrapres. But more embarrassingly,
Speaker 11: I had nutragrained teeth Friday night.
Speaker 9: Michelle, you're a woman of my own heart.
Speaker 11: Now I must confess we do have a twenty seven
Speaker 11: year old living at home in the pantry, But every
Speaker 11: now and then you like to have a little sweet treat.
Speaker 11: We have some nutrib I know it's not confious.
Speaker 4: So Michelle taught me through this on Friday night. You've
Speaker 4: had a couple of wines.
Speaker 3: You've gone, oh god, there's no food, there's no lasagna.
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna have some grain.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 11: Look, yeah, look as bizarre. Have a late lunch. So
Speaker 11: I was not having tea and then I got a
Speaker 11: little bit packaged stuff.
Speaker 6: Oh nutri sure, why not, spot.
Speaker 4: Michelle, We're going to send you off to the big wedgy.
Speaker 6: Okay, very good stuff.
Speaker 4: Because you're a couple of children, you and your.
Speaker 2: Husband, Theresa from Modbury Heights. You've got a partner who
Speaker 2: don't tell me they're any of these sugar cereals.
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, he's forty one.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and he has crackcoat pops every morning.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, you are you married to Sean sad.
Speaker 8: No one.
Speaker 11: He's quite a fit looking So you know, what can
Speaker 11: I say?
Speaker 8: I can't say no to razy.
Speaker 10: You know.
Speaker 3: The slogan is it's just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy.
Speaker 8: Yep.
Speaker 11: And he still drinks the milk out of the bowl
Speaker 11: after he's finished.
Speaker 6: That's very satisfying. It is good. Lord, you've got support.
Speaker 2: He see you feel like some kind of athlete now,
Speaker 2: don't you damn straight?
Speaker 9: And that's on special this week a cold So I'm
Speaker 9: just going.
Speaker 4: To get smash amazing. Good for you, darl.
Speaker 6: Good stuff. Six months in the office tomorrow, Yeah right,
Speaker 6: and you all that nutrigain idio.
Speaker 2: I'm just waiting until you start to look like Shannon
Speaker 2: and Cane next thing.
Speaker 6: But it's just a little bit well off.
Speaker 3: I think also during the songs he's going to go
Speaker 3: and plays Nintendo Switch. Good for you, well, hazy, We
Speaker 3: have got the krem Dela Creme in the studio this morning.
Speaker 3: He is the top dog in South Australia. He is
Speaker 3: our premier and his name is Peter melanowskis good morning,
Speaker 3: welcome in, and we had to get you in. We
Speaker 3: were compelled to get you in because there's been a
Speaker 3: lot of conjecture from our listeners. Scott in particular called
Speaker 3: us up and said, I have a theory that the
Speaker 3: Premiere of the state and Andrew Hayes are one and
Speaker 3: the same person.
Speaker 10: I think that he is duping the South Australian public
Speaker 10: and I think he is in fact, the.
Speaker 2: Premier, Peter malanowskis in disguise.
Speaker 9: So he told Scott.
Speaker 3: And so we needed to get you in the same
Speaker 3: room at the same time to dispel the myth.
Speaker 4: That you are one and the same person.
Speaker 3: And I can confirm two very different men who look
Speaker 3: very similar.
Speaker 15: I can honestly say that there's a far better looking
Speaker 15: rooster across the road from me here, and that's Hazy.
Speaker 2: Well, it's very nice you would say that, Premier, but
Speaker 2: all of my friends, one hundred percent of them would
Speaker 2: completely disagree with you. That's the feedback that we've been
Speaker 2: getting via social media.
Speaker 3: Well, jump on our socials, because we did recreate that
Speaker 3: famous shot of you at the Adelaide Acordex into which
Speaker 3: I know you. I know you love that photo and
Speaker 3: it hasn't come back to bite you at all.
Speaker 9: Luck you wouldn't below.
Speaker 15: So we recreated daughter here she was none the wise
Speaker 15: and that she would somehow find herself in this image.
Speaker 4: But anyway, your poor daughter, what do you think, Paul means?
Speaker 3: I ever think baby Jodi thought she was going to
Speaker 3: arrive in Hazy's arms in the pool.
Speaker 6: He didn't see that coming. She's also wearing slacks in
Speaker 6: the pool.
Speaker 3: It is a little bit unusual. But your friends have
Speaker 3: told you, haven't they that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, So look the number one message is and obviously
Speaker 2: I can I just be completely honest as well. You're
Speaker 2: very natural in this photo. I'm flexing my ass, okay,
Speaker 2: so Jo's yeah, I'm covering up your abs. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: that's me my best And there wasn't much definition, so
Speaker 2: I did a couple of push ups, I flexed, and
Speaker 2: still my mates.
Speaker 6: Like, yeah, he's in much better.
Speaker 15: Nick THI I've got to say, haes, you look at
Speaker 15: a million dollars there in the pool. When we open
Speaker 15: up there, acent, I'll get you down there with Jodie
Speaker 15: and you can do it all. You can recruit for us,
Speaker 15: and we're supposed to have it all open by the
Speaker 15: end of twenty twenty five. So beautiful guys down there
Speaker 15: for the open and you can read throughout this.
Speaker 2: You got to say, can you give me a few months?
Speaker 2: So a couple of years, that's enough time.
Speaker 6: To get in good Nick.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Now you are a year into the job, approaching
Speaker 3: a year into.
Speaker 6: The job, about ten or eleven months?
Speaker 3: Yeah, what have you learned? I mean, you're tracking pretty well.
Speaker 3: Don't get me wrong.
Speaker 9: Well, no, no, no, that's that's an excellent question.
Speaker 15: But you do want to learn and try and account
Speaker 15: for a few areas to mate. I think there's a
Speaker 15: few announcements where we've started to roll out and do things,
Speaker 15: we've got our timing a little bit wrong. So if
Speaker 15: I gave you the best example, we committed to getting
Speaker 15: rid of the boom gates or not allowing boomgates a
Speaker 15: teacher pars of shopping center, and at the same time
Speaker 15: we were legislating to stop paid parking at teacher pars.
Speaker 15: At Westfield, we had the introduction of a change in
Speaker 15: arrangements for paid parking for nurses, and people will legitimately say, well,
Speaker 15: hang on a second, why are you allowing customers to
Speaker 15: be free and charging nurses and parking And we managed
Speaker 15: to resolve that issue and get it all sorted. So
Speaker 15: I think just the ability to go back and actually
Speaker 15: look at the way you're conduct rolling out those policies
Speaker 15: and making sure that there's a degree of consistency, it's
Speaker 15: something you learn from. So but by and large, I
Speaker 15: feel as though we're largely, you know, delivering on our commitments.
Speaker 9: We had a lot more to do. But I'm really
Speaker 9: enjoying it, so it's a great privilege.
Speaker 4: How are you going with a juggle? You've got small
Speaker 4: kids at home.
Speaker 15: Look, I'm loath to complain about it because you know
Speaker 15: what you're signing up for.
Speaker 9: Like when you put your hand.
Speaker 6: Up for these jobs.
Speaker 15: It's like you, guys, if you take on breakfast radio,
Speaker 15: if you started complaining about getting up at five o'clock
Speaker 15: in the morning, most people wouldn't have too much sympathy
Speaker 15: for you, because you know what you're signing up for.
Speaker 4: I think we will ever complain.
Speaker 2: Jobs from the previous Stop complaining because I am every morning.
Speaker 15: But if I'm honestly at the same time, that's the
Speaker 15: hard part. You know, every night you're out at a
Speaker 15: function or a dinner or a meeting, so you do
Speaker 15: sort of miss out on putting the kids to bed
Speaker 15: or reading the story and that that's a bit tricky
Speaker 15: and a bit hard on Annabelle.
Speaker 9: But you make your way through it, and you're just
Speaker 9: going to give it your level best.
Speaker 2: And where do you stand on climate change?
Speaker 6: This is nova.
Speaker 15: I was going to crack a joke and say it's
Speaker 15: all rubbish, but that would that would that would.
Speaker 9: Not be consistent with a strongly held belief.
Speaker 4: Approaching here in the job.
Speaker 3: Do you have any advice for Hazy because you clearly
Speaker 3: could do this job over here better than he can,
Speaker 3: because you should see the way he butchers that panel
Speaker 3: over there.
Speaker 9: But he looks like he's got a under control here.
Speaker 15: There's got four different screen, three screens he's got to
Speaker 15: look at, so it looks like a pretty sophisticated scientific
Speaker 15: EXERSI can you.
Speaker 3: See that look on his face. That's called rest and
Speaker 3: confused face. He has it all the time to twenty
Speaker 3: four seven.
Speaker 6: Taylor Swift. That will work.
Speaker 4: Good timing, mate.
Speaker 9: Taylor Swift has actually started to appear on my Spotify.
Speaker 15: Yes, because my daughter's got access to my phone and
Speaker 15: worked out how to unlock it and put on her
Speaker 15: songs on Spotify.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 15: You know, I'm going for a run in the morning,
Speaker 15: all of a sudden Spotify. You know, I've got on
Speaker 15: the random selection. I've got all this Taylor Swift coming down.
Speaker 6: Something happened to me.
Speaker 2: Turn out and oh dear, it is an interesting vibe
Speaker 2: to put out there as well. If someone runs past
Speaker 2: you and hears what's blasting through your head.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Bromie. Thank you so much for.
Speaker 9: Coming in my absolute pleasure.
Speaker 3: I'm a little bit nervous about what I'm about to
Speaker 3: reveal next because it might get me into trouble on
Speaker 3: the home front.
Speaker 4: But you know what, I'm going to do it.
Speaker 6: You know what, just get it out there, get it
Speaker 6: out of your chest right now.
Speaker 3: I will now like actually, now, okay, So I got chuck.
Speaker 4: Yesterday pretty badly.
Speaker 3: So basically what happened was, I have a little dancer
Speaker 3: in my household. She's nine years old. She lives to dance.
Speaker 3: She does like twenty classes a week. It's literally my
Speaker 3: superannuation is going into her dance fond And so yesterday
Speaker 3: I woke up in the morning she's like, oh, Mommy,
Speaker 3: are you taking me into the dance seminar. I'm like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: that was the thing that you vaguely spoke about ages
Speaker 3: ago that I didn't pay attention to. And she's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: so we have to be there by eleven thirty. It
Speaker 3: goes to about three thirty and I'm like, okay, cool,
Speaker 3: I'll drop you off and she's like no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: no no, no, you don't get to drop me off.
Speaker 4: You have to stay. I went, what, what.
Speaker 3: Do you mean I have to stay for four hours?
Speaker 3: And she's like, yeah, yeah, you got to stay the
Speaker 3: whole time. And so what I didn't understand at the
Speaker 3: time when her dad, and I'm going to say this again,
Speaker 3: her dad signed her up to this seminar is that
Speaker 3: you cannot leave. So once you arrive at eleven thirty,
Speaker 3: you have to stay on a beautiful Sunday when there's
Speaker 3: fringe going on and there's all sorts of amazing things
Speaker 3: happening in Adelaide, you have to stay in a dance hall,
Speaker 3: in a dance hall Andrew Hayes for four hours and.
Speaker 4: Be lectured about how.
Speaker 3: The girls need to enter the stage, why tights are
Speaker 3: so important, how many dance competitions they should be, and
Speaker 3: it was like.
Speaker 4: This real drill down on dance.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, this is why my superannuation is going
Speaker 3: into a dance school because I don't so I don't
Speaker 3: have to attend these things and I don't have to
Speaker 3: understand any of it.
Speaker 4: I don't want to understand any of it. And so
Speaker 4: that happened yesterday.
Speaker 2: It's a good solid move by Greg, isn't it. I
Speaker 2: don't think he was actually planning this. But what he
Speaker 2: did was he pleased your daughter and also freed himself.
Speaker 6: On Sunday, did he go.
Speaker 4: Play so, Jenny?
Speaker 10: Yes he did.
Speaker 4: He was free to do whatever he wanted.
Speaker 3: And I genuinely was happy to be there because it
Speaker 3: made my daughter happy and it made her happy to
Speaker 3: look over and see Mum was sitting there attentively until
Speaker 3: you know, it got to one thirty and Mum was
Speaker 3: hungry and went to the sushi train.
Speaker 4: That's fine, and I came back. I came back. That's
Speaker 4: the whole point. But thirteen twenty fourteen, when did your
Speaker 4: partner stitch you up? That's what I want to talk
Speaker 4: about this morning too.
Speaker 2: What I'm so blessed that Kara will go to all
Speaker 2: of these little events and just take it like an
Speaker 2: absolute champion. And she has been a couple of times
Speaker 2: where I've had to go to some of these birthday
Speaker 2: parties two years old, three year old birthday pace and
Speaker 2: I don't know anyone.
Speaker 4: No dropping run a drop and run, mate.
Speaker 2: It's just dropping off your two years old and a
Speaker 2: bunch of strangers.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's frowned upon these days.
Speaker 4: I get that too.
Speaker 3: He's probably a bit young, but the older kids please,
Speaker 3: I just want to hear from parents.
Speaker 4: Drop and runs? Okay, isn't it? Isn't it? That's what
Speaker 4: you need to do? Thirteen twenty four ten. When has your.
Speaker 5: Partner stitched you up?
Speaker 4: Many from Adelaide? What happened?
Speaker 8: I would?
Speaker 7: I am sixteenth, So it's not related to my partner
Speaker 7: sitting me up, but it's related to the idea of
Speaker 7: is it all right to do drop and run?
Speaker 10: Yes?
Speaker 7: I believe that it is, as long as you check
Speaker 7: your info. My dad left me at a yoga class,
Speaker 7: drop and run for an hour and the yoga class
Speaker 7: what or on.
Speaker 5: Elastic?
Speaker 6: Dad? So that was? When was that? Did you say?
Speaker 6: A long time ago? Money?
Speaker 7: Yeah, a while ago?
Speaker 6: No mobile phone? Say hey dad, you turn come get me?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 7: No mobile phone? I had no sense of directions?
Speaker 14: Why was it suck there?
Speaker 6: Different back in the day.
Speaker 4: It's hard, hard, Mammy. I'm so sorry. Kirsty, Christy sorry
Speaker 4: from old Ranella?
Speaker 8: Hey, Hi go sorry?
Speaker 4: Good good? What happened?
Speaker 8: Good?
Speaker 13: So I came home for picking up my son from
Speaker 13: childcare and had a little bit of a ranch through
Speaker 13: my husband about one of the workers and comments she made,
Speaker 13: and he decided to go in the next day and
Speaker 13: then have a conversation about everything we said privately, thinking
Speaker 13: that he was doing the right thing. And Iyah then
Speaker 13: had to walk back in there with my tail between
Speaker 13: my legs, pretending like I actually never said anything at all.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Oh how could I understand?
Speaker 8: I have to see them every.
Speaker 13: Day, and he was thought I was doing the right
Speaker 13: thing having a conversation with her.
Speaker 3: I was a classic man, I'm trying to fix it.
Speaker 3: I just want to fix it.
Speaker 6: Oh, you dug the whole day for there, though.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I couldn't believe that.
Speaker 13: I went, how could you ever say that to her?
Speaker 8: That was just me ranting if we.
Speaker 2: Could start all right, Thank you very much guys for
Speaker 2: getting involved this morning. Look, Greg, God, he's got some
Speaker 2: explaining to do.
Speaker 3: I think so that much as always, And I know
Speaker 3: you do your damn best to defend my husband, but
Speaker 3: on this occasion you've got nothing.
Speaker 6: He makes it tough, sometimes he really does.
Speaker 4: He makes it really tricky.
Speaker 14: Ask us anything.
Speaker 2: I love this pass because the vulnerability is just off
Speaker 2: its head, isn't it. And you like putting yourself in
Speaker 2: uncomfortable situations, don't where you can be really, really open
Speaker 2: and honest and answer extremely honestly in the situation.
Speaker 3: Breakfast at over nine one nine dot com dot are
Speaker 3: you if you'd like to get involved producers, Sean joins us, Now,
Speaker 3: what did you.
Speaker 4: Got for us?
Speaker 6: Good morning? Well, firstly, can you tell me hazy? Call
Speaker 6: me a bumblebee this morning?
Speaker 4: Yeh?
Speaker 9: Do I look like a bumblebee?
Speaker 5: Does?
Speaker 6: Good news?
Speaker 16: Audience, You're going to get the truth today, Zeb has
Speaker 16: written in and going morning guys, Happy Friday.
Speaker 9: I just want to know what is your guilty please
Speaker 9: a song?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 9: I know it's by skill, so we will.
Speaker 4: Just it's not that's yours.
Speaker 2: It would be easy for me to just say this,
Speaker 2: I mean that would be that would be lazy.
Speaker 6: It's a good tune, though, isn't it. I think it's hinder.
Speaker 6: I'm not really sure. I'm going to say.
Speaker 2: This five Wives Our City?
Speaker 6: How good? And of course when that's not in the mix,
Speaker 6: it's I mean, it's it's definitely.
Speaker 2: Got to be this pearling a fire. You don't hear enough,
Speaker 2: Johnny Cash or no, but do you show no you don't.
Speaker 3: Feel also feel a little bit like it was like
Speaker 3: one guilty pleasure song and you've just reeled off about ten.
Speaker 1: Really keep people got three songs already, he's got one
Speaker 1: flower actually doesn't jokes.
Speaker 6: You know there's a dancings with that? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: there's proper dance moves goes with this is it?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Oh no, just Jerty's dancing. He goes low on the chair.
Speaker 9: Oh there we go.
Speaker 8: Song.
Speaker 6: That chair has got a meeting with hr.
Speaker 10: All.
Speaker 6: Right.
Speaker 16: My second question is from Amber and she's gone hazy.
Speaker 16: I can't imagine you're much of a romantic trump, but
Speaker 16: I'm dying to know from the both.
Speaker 1: Of you, what's the most.
Speaker 9: Romantic thing you've ever done for your partner?
Speaker 6: Kind of question?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 3: What what romantic thing are you doing to your partner tomorrow
Speaker 3: on your anniversary?
Speaker 4: What romance are you bringing to the table?
Speaker 8: Please?
Speaker 6: I'm in a bit of a pickle.
Speaker 2: We've got a footy reunion tomorrow and it's a proper
Speaker 2: big deal at Adelaide over one hundred and seventy five.
Speaker 6: Bucks a ticket.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so, and I completely forgot about the dates. Tomorrow's
Speaker 2: my wedding anniversary and it's my mother in law's sixtieth birthday.
Speaker 3: So car is going along with you to the footy
Speaker 3: right at least you'll have a nice dinner.
Speaker 4: She can get dressed up.
Speaker 6: She's going to a mum's sixty. It's controversial, but yeah,
Speaker 6: I'm in trouble. Yeah, I've written a song before. Yeah,
Speaker 6: it's an awful song that goes behind him. Yeah, exactly?
Speaker 6: Is that for Kara? I am in trouble.
Speaker 5: This is fun.
Speaker 4: I love this segment.
Speaker 6: I'd be so scared if I tried to write Kara
Speaker 6: song right now. I just know how cringed out she'd.
Speaker 4: Be from the heart.
Speaker 6: Yeah, she'd love.
Speaker 4: It was as romantic thing I did.
Speaker 3: I traveled a very long way to surprise someone who
Speaker 3: was working in the stage, and it wasn't overly well received, Like,
Speaker 3: what are you doing here?
Speaker 4: Sounds good?
Speaker 6: Well, yep, we'll move on from that, move on swiftly.
Speaker 6: There it's the bumblebee, and.
Speaker 4: Let's go back to talking about his body read.
Speaker 6: And Kelk has gone.
Speaker 16: We all know you know your adult entertainment name is
Speaker 16: your first street and your first pet mashed together. So,
Speaker 16: Jody and Hazy, what is your adult entertainer name?
Speaker 6: Do you want to go first?
Speaker 3: I had to text my mum about this one because
Speaker 3: I wasn't quite sure on the.
Speaker 2: Street, the streets, the streets of Hobart.
Speaker 4: So you finished you two? Yeah, okay.
Speaker 3: So the first street was Miller Street and the first
Speaker 3: pet was a three legged cat called Misty.
Speaker 4: So Misty Miller.
Speaker 6: I like it, mister Miller. That actually works.
Speaker 4: I love it.
Speaker 16: I would google that, but I'm afraid I'm going to
Speaker 16: get done for hr.
Speaker 2: That is crazy. This is unbelievable coincidence. You're not going
Speaker 2: to believe this. So our first pet, it wasn't really pet.
Speaker 2: It was a cattle dog, big brutal kelpie. His name
Speaker 2: was Horse, and we grew up on Mchorseman Lane, so
Speaker 2: mine was horse, Mchorseman.
Speaker 9: You can't get over the horse you.
Speaker 2: No, Actually it's Tadpole row Allen. Yes, our dog's name
Speaker 2: was tad Pole Taddy, and we grew up on the
Speaker 2: farm and the property name was row Allen. That's nowhere
Speaker 2: nearest Sexy's Misty Miller, is it?
Speaker 6: Feedback's good. Feedback is very good.
Speaker 2: And just to paint a picture right now, Jodie, he's
Speaker 2: in the feat position because I feel like, even though
Speaker 2: you are from the old school era, you're the new
Speaker 2: school era, and that if you want to give you
Speaker 2: some solid feedback to correct you. It needs to be
Speaker 2: a compliment sandwich that is something really nice, followed by
Speaker 2: the correction, followed by something really nice, and then some
Speaker 2: more nice things.
Speaker 4: So where's the really nice bit in this segment?
Speaker 2: I don't think there's too many nice things, and this
Speaker 2: has hand selected all the things which are a little
Speaker 2: bit interesting, things that we really, really solidly need to
Speaker 2: work on.
Speaker 4: Can you get it over and done with?
Speaker 5: Please?
Speaker 2: All right, let's rip the band bendate off for this
Speaker 2: week's version of me tweets.
Speaker 6: Let's get inbody sound.
Speaker 10: Listening to these two, it's almost as exciting as watching
Speaker 10: paint dry. You guys are sounding desperate.
Speaker 6: Maybe you should get cozy on two. I also that.
Speaker 10: Takes his shirt off again to try and get a
Speaker 10: boosting Instagram likes.
Speaker 6: Sir predictable.
Speaker 14: I'll bet you've got to sloppy centering guys one, three, two, eight, five, Hero,
Speaker 14: don't try reality TV. You'll do the same to their
Speaker 14: ratings as what you've done the Neighbors.
Speaker 10: The Sun hashtag cringe worthy.
Speaker 14: Such a shame these idiots weren't fed to the lions.
Speaker 6: Jody, I think.
Speaker 10: You're more suited to an overnight show. This show is
Speaker 10: almost as bad as listening to the A B C.
Speaker 10: On a Sunday night. These guys heading out and about
Speaker 10: correct more opportunities to boo thembody
Speaker 2: Sun Yay Yeah,