Speaker 1: Apodjay Production.
Speaker 2: Welcome back to another episode of am I a Bad
Speaker 2: Mom Podcast?
Speaker 3: For everyone in Australia. We celebrated Mother's Day.
Speaker 4: No, yeah, Mother's Day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Mother's Day, Happy Mother's Day, Happy Grandmother's Day, her
Speaker 3: baby Mother's Day.
Speaker 4: I got a card from my pets.
Speaker 3: I knew that was coming. I knew that was coming.
Speaker 4: First time ever. I was like, wow, so many cards.
Speaker 2: There were like four cards, and I was like, I
Speaker 2: only have two children and one card was a to
Speaker 2: my wife on Mother's Day. Ye each from the girls
Speaker 2: and then one from.
Speaker 4: The pets and it was an actual card.
Speaker 3: Jeez, Hallmark or I love it. Just raking in the mind.
Speaker 4: How many different types of cards can.
Speaker 3: We Like, let's talk about cards now, like seven dollars
Speaker 3: for a standard card.
Speaker 2: I'm surprised they haven't done ones yet, Like to my
Speaker 2: teacher on Mother's Day.
Speaker 3: I didn't have a moment though, where I was like,
Speaker 3: there's so many forms of moms and mothers out there,
Speaker 3: like obviously not necessarily just children having mums, but like
Speaker 3: there's so many categories now, like there's so many fur
Speaker 3: baby mum. Like I was going through it all and
Speaker 3: I was like, really, what it shows is that we
Speaker 3: just look after and care and nurture for everything everybody,
Speaker 3: Like we could maybe get a card from our plants
Speaker 3: that we have because we look after it and nurture
Speaker 3: them and then they grow. Yeah. I have to say,
Speaker 3: on Mother's Day, does it really feel like in any
Speaker 3: different day for you?
Speaker 4: That is the one day that I decided to not
Speaker 4: make the bed.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay in the morning, yeah, I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm just getting up. So then what happened was the
Speaker 2: bed wasn't made.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I was just gonna say, did you walk past
Speaker 3: three hours later and go, oh my gosh, it's still
Speaker 3: the same. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Later on in the day I did pull the covers over.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not making.
Speaker 3: The bet at the time, but like a half mate, I'm.
Speaker 4: Not handling it not being made.
Speaker 3: So and then breakfast any different?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh, Rach, I had a lobster benedict.
Speaker 3: Holy shit, I know. Oh my gosh, Jay's coming out
Speaker 3: with all of the stops. I love it.
Speaker 2: He's a bit of a Jamie Oliver like he loves
Speaker 2: to cook. Oh yeah, I was impressed. Yeah, that is impressed.
Speaker 4: Dinner, Rache.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure fully how I felt about this, but
Speaker 2: we had a live mud crab alive.
Speaker 4: It was alive. I eat me no, no, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: all the things. Yeah, I just don't think.
Speaker 3: About it being a process. No.
Speaker 2: And I refused to watch any of those like TV shows.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm showing you how they because I'm like,
Speaker 2: I willfully if I see how baby lamb is. No,
Speaker 2: and I love lamb, but I can't think about it
Speaker 2: because I will never eat it again. Yeah, and I
Speaker 2: want to eat it. So I'm just staying keeping my
Speaker 2: head in the sand.
Speaker 4: Talking about head and sand.
Speaker 3: The crab crab in the hot pot, No, oh, that
Speaker 3: would have been't even work in the freezer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, apparently that's the most humane thing to do.
Speaker 4: Put them in the freezer and then they just go
Speaker 4: to sleep. I hope that's what happens.
Speaker 3: Anyway.
Speaker 2: What happened was he went to the seafood shop and
Speaker 2: he came home and he said, I'm not sure how
Speaker 2: you're going to feel about what's for dinner, but I'm
Speaker 2: going to show you anyway. And then Holly looked and went, Mum,
Speaker 2: you're not gonna want to see this. And I said,
Speaker 2: why are you showing me?
Speaker 1: Then?
Speaker 2: Like I'm happy for you to just serve up whatever
Speaker 2: it is on a plate and maybe I don't need
Speaker 2: to know. And he was like, no, no, you do
Speaker 2: need to know. He's opened up the freezer. It's bloody movie.
Speaker 4: It's moving in there.
Speaker 3: It's moving.
Speaker 2: And then I had this I had this fear because
Speaker 2: this was the night before, and then I had this
Speaker 2: fear that I was going to.
Speaker 4: Open the freezer and it was going to be like walking.
Speaker 3: Around He's going, please get me out.
Speaker 2: And even when Day was like okay, it's dead and
Speaker 2: he put it in the fridge, I still wasn't sure.
Speaker 4: I was like opening the fridge. I was very cautious.
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't know why. I'm like you, I can't
Speaker 3: do that.
Speaker 4: It's not fully dead.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I went like that like poked it and
Speaker 2: I was like okay, good.
Speaker 3: Knock, knock knock. Like I really find it hard to go.
Speaker 3: Why do we have to just be celebrated on Monday? Well,
Speaker 3: the breakfast that was bought to be made for me
Speaker 3: didn't get made in time because I had to go
Speaker 3: to work. Now I'd made everyone very clear that I
Speaker 3: have to leave home at seven point thirty, like gave
Speaker 3: him almost like a heads up, you'll have to be
Speaker 3: up early to make me that pancake. No, do you
Speaker 3: know what I got? I got a photo of the
Speaker 3: pancakes made with the drizzled maple syrup everyone else eating them.
Speaker 3: I had them from like the place that I love,
Speaker 3: which is like no, no, they're delicious, okaie delicious. I
Speaker 3: got a fucking photo for everyone else to eat them.
Speaker 3: So I don't know about that. I wasn't really impressed
Speaker 3: with that.
Speaker 1: My bird mum for being pedantic.
Speaker 3: Pedantic. I just do a double check of.
Speaker 2: What pedantic meant before I used that word, and I
Speaker 2: am using it in the right context.
Speaker 3: Yah. Pedantic means like picky to the really smallest points.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So I received a text message from Holly and
Speaker 2: the text message was a screenshot of Holly's notes.
Speaker 4: Something in Holly's note.
Speaker 2: And it says, mum owes me and then there's a
Speaker 2: list of times where Hollies used her account to pay.
Speaker 4: For things and I need to pay it back.
Speaker 2: Money from pantry twenty second of April, money from pantry,
Speaker 2: twenty third of April, money from pantry, twenty fourth of April,
Speaker 2: money from pantry, twenty ninth of April in brackets forgot lunch.
Speaker 2: So she did have lunch, she just forgot to take it,
Speaker 2: so then she needed to then buy it from the
Speaker 2: tuck shop and I need to pay it back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and this is wow.
Speaker 2: It's like, hmmm, interesting that you've kept tabs on what
Speaker 2: I owe you. How about we have a little chat
Speaker 2: about what you owe me. Let's start with maternity clothes.
Speaker 2: I put here one two hundred and fifty maybe cott
Speaker 2: car seat, pram, nappy formula clothes.
Speaker 4: I reckon four grand.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like that's probably like going easy on it.
Speaker 2: Daycare seventy dollars per day back then, pretty reasonable.
Speaker 3: Still works out quite.
Speaker 2: A lot of money until your cool fees one hundred
Speaker 2: and thirty eight thousand dollars and still going.
Speaker 3: I'm still going. I haven't stopped.
Speaker 4: Don't even get me started on dance and ice skating,
Speaker 4: oh and food and everything.
Speaker 3: Ticket everything count tickets, concert tickets. Let's you know, call it.
Speaker 4: Let's call it a couple of meal, A couple of meal.
Speaker 3: This is what you owe me. Did you send it
Speaker 3: back in the same form? Did you send and screenshot
Speaker 3: your notes and go, yeah, I'm just returning surf here
Speaker 3: you go.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: The interesting part for me is the fact that if
Speaker 4: I then.
Speaker 2: Say, like I did with look at what you owe me, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's kind of a then it's like a joke, kind
Speaker 2: of a oh yeah I have kids.
Speaker 4: I get that all the time. If you didn't want
Speaker 4: to pay for them, you shouldn't have chosen to have kids.
Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I dread the age that were coming towards.
Speaker 2: I talk about it all the time, the entitled part, Yeah,
Speaker 2: of we shouldn't have had kids.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're entitled, and that is more of a reflection
Speaker 3: on us because we've allowed them to be this level
Speaker 3: of entitlement. But we won't go there because we'll be
Speaker 3: here for hours. But the other day, same thing, coming
Speaker 3: home in the car and I don't even know what
Speaker 3: got me to get this response, but we had to
Speaker 3: go to like Camart for one of them, and then
Speaker 3: another one. Like it was so many stops with so
Speaker 3: much money going on. Right, not so much money came out,
Speaker 3: but you can still easily drop a couple of hundred
Speaker 3: in there. And it was just like one of those
Speaker 3: rush rush, rush rush, And I didn't have dinner organized,
Speaker 3: but I was like, I'll just get you ECUs when it's fine.
Speaker 3: I just need to get you fed. So we get
Speaker 3: through the drive during grace, he goes, oh, I just
Speaker 3: have a taco. I don't want to waste any more
Speaker 3: of your money. I looked at it, and I was like,
Speaker 3: why stop now on the thing that you need the most,
Speaker 3: which is more than one taco for dinner. I need
Speaker 3: you to eat something substantial because this is your dinner.
Speaker 3: Like I'm not going home to cook you anything. Yeah,
Speaker 3: oh no, that's okay. I think only one taco is
Speaker 3: like three dollars. I was like, three dollars. No, it's
Speaker 3: not because when it's like one of the most expensive
Speaker 3: takeaways for dinner ever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't even get me started and get it on
Speaker 2: Uber East. What the fuck is a service fee? Pay
Speaker 2: for the food, you pay for the delivery.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, and then you've got a service fee just
Speaker 3: then making it.
Speaker 4: But they have to make it any I know.
Speaker 3: That's what I mean. It's wild, but they all do
Speaker 3: it now.
Speaker 4: It's ridiculous.
Speaker 3: I was just like absolutely coat hanging this conversation the
Speaker 3: other night, was going to dinner, literally sitting at the lights,
Speaker 3: and then out of nowhere, one of the delivery motorbikes
Speaker 3: comes flying around the corner, goes through a red light. Honestly, Katie,
Speaker 3: if your gusman was in the back of that bike,
Speaker 3: it was flung from one side to another. Your guacamalle
Speaker 3: is mixed with your sour cream, and his shit has
Speaker 3: gone everywhere. I was lolling so hard as I watch
Speaker 3: him and go I think he's just stolen that. The
Speaker 3: way that he's driving that went through a red light,
Speaker 3: he's stolen that. He's gotten someone's bike, He's got someone's
Speaker 3: dinner that she's messed up. I go around the corner.
Speaker 3: It's sort of like a block, and I'm coming back
Speaker 3: to the other side of the block. There is again
Speaker 3: going up the wrong side of the road in this
Speaker 3: bike with shit going everywhere. All I could think about
Speaker 3: was somebody has paid seventeen dollars for that Guzman and
Speaker 3: Gomez and you have thrown around the back of your
Speaker 3: bike like a piece.
Speaker 4: Of sh How about that they're running through red lights?
Speaker 3: What he went through?
Speaker 4: My uberries has not come that fast. They need to
Speaker 4: start going through red lights.
Speaker 3: This guy was wild. I'd never seen anything like it,
Speaker 3: so a either he just stolen the bike, so that
Speaker 3: you have a bite t one or the other. I
Speaker 3: don't know what kind of rating is going to get
Speaker 3: because he would get ratings for speed, but the trashed
Speaker 3: food that would be inside that back of the bike, yeah,
Speaker 3: you'd lose more ratings off the back of that.
Speaker 2: It depends how many deliveries has got on board as well.
Speaker 2: I don't know how many they're allowed to do. But
Speaker 2: I will sometimes.
Speaker 4: Track and go, where the fuck are you going? You're
Speaker 4: going nowhere.
Speaker 2: Now they're dropping off someone else's first because they get
Speaker 2: ten dollars for each one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know that's right. This guy either that. It
Speaker 3: was high as a card on drugs, but fuck, all
Speaker 3: I thought about was the amount of money you'd paid
Speaker 3: on the food, and it would have been a shit
Speaker 3: bite anyway. That is nothing to do with kids, but
Speaker 3: it was funny.