WEBVTT - Producer Molly's Monday Morning Joke Off Debut

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<v Speaker 1>We got get you the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Every day adelaides a good job and Monday Morning joke

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<v Speaker 2>off humor Joe's humor. Inject me with that beautiful funny serum,

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<v Speaker 2>and let's just start the week, right, shall we?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Sure, all right, you want to kick things off, you'll

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<v Speaker 2>to you can. Okay, Bear in mind as well, have

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<v Speaker 2>a very very special guest making their day boot and

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<v Speaker 2>that has produced a molly.

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<v Speaker 3>All the nerves I actually am.

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<v Speaker 2>You're only as good as your first joke, that's what

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<v Speaker 2>they say.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, I'd have low expectations. Okay, all right, sure,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, if you go Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>One day, there were two boys playing by a stream.

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<v Speaker 2>One of the young boys saw a bush and went

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<v Speaker 2>over to it. The other boy couldn't figure out why

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<v Speaker 2>his friend was that the bush for so long, the

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<v Speaker 2>other boy went over to the bush and looked. The

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<v Speaker 2>two boys were looking at a woman bathing naked in

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<v Speaker 2>the stream. WHOA, they're young. Though they're young, they don't

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<v Speaker 2>know any better.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>All of a sudden, the second boy took off, runting

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<v Speaker 2>from the first boy couldn't understand why he ran away,

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<v Speaker 2>so he took up after his friend. Finally, he caught

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<v Speaker 2>up to him and asked why he ran away, and

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<v Speaker 2>the boy said to his friend, well, Mum told me

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<v Speaker 2>if I ever saw a naked lady, I would turn

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<v Speaker 2>to stone. And something felt like it was getting hard,

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<v Speaker 2>so I ran. Maybe it was good that I got

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<v Speaker 2>got that out of my sister first.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, Molly, did you just snort? It's fine?

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<v Speaker 2>So who's up next?

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like Martin is now kind of too much

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<v Speaker 1>on part with yours. AnyWho?

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<v Speaker 2>A bit of a blue thing? What about this?

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<v Speaker 1>A man walks into a.

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<v Speaker 4>A man walks into a psychiatrist appointment wearing nothing but

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<v Speaker 4>cling film. Yeah, a psychiatristics one look at him and says, well,

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<v Speaker 4>I can clearly see your nuts.

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<v Speaker 2>What does he mean? Exactly?

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<v Speaker 5>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>So much pressure right now? What's the best thing about Switzerland?

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<v Speaker 1>What is the best thing about Switzerland? Well, the flag's

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<v Speaker 1>a big plus.

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<v Speaker 2>Successful debut for the Monday Morning joke. Very good, nice,

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<v Speaker 2>eight seconds too late. So yesterday we went.

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<v Speaker 1>Are annoyed, Yes that we went out for breakfast.

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<v Speaker 2>It was nice. It's nice. Caught up with a friend

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<v Speaker 2>and we went to the Loose Caboose in Heine Marsh There,

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<v Speaker 2>great little establishment, great breakfast, fantastic stuff. And look, I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't know if you eat. I thought you might just

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<v Speaker 2>get a coffee and then you're like, you know, bugget,

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<v Speaker 2>I am going to eat. So I ordered the scramble

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<v Speaker 2>legs on toast part of the menu. And what you

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<v Speaker 2>can do as well, we can add a little side

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<v Speaker 2>part of the little sides option on the menu. It's

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<v Speaker 2>got some avocada delicious, really really top shelf. And then

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<v Speaker 2>we said, hey, Jode's, would you like to get something

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<v Speaker 2>to eat? And she said, and bear with me, produce

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<v Speaker 2>a flag and produce Molly, just put yourself in this situation,

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<v Speaker 2>whether you would put not just the weight of it,

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<v Speaker 2>also the chef's in this situation. She said, yeah, can

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<v Speaker 2>I get an omelet? Which absolutely made me go, what

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<v Speaker 2>are you talking about? I started studying the menu again

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<v Speaker 2>because I'm thinking I want an omelet, but there's no

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<v Speaker 2>omelet on the menu. So then I jumped in quickly

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<v Speaker 2>and said, what do you mean it's an omeletless menu?

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<v Speaker 2>What are you talking about? And she said, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but you know, I'm sure you guys could do an omelet.

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<v Speaker 1>The menu.

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<v Speaker 2>Here we go is what I'm saying. Correct so far

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<v Speaker 2>it's not incorrect. So Jodi and I've always thought this

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<v Speaker 2>as well, the absolute audacity the balls for people to

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<v Speaker 2>order something that's not on the menu and just assume

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<v Speaker 2>that the chef will one be able to make it

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<v Speaker 2>and two not put fecal matter into it. In disgust,

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<v Speaker 2>so I sat there in shock and I couldn't sort

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<v Speaker 2>of compose my so for a good five to seven minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>And then you wouldn't believe it. The omert came out

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<v Speaker 2>and it looked like it was just carved put together

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<v Speaker 2>by God himself. It was absolutely magnificently.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, this is the part of the story that you

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<v Speaker 4>haven't mentioned. You shamed me so very badly, Like the

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<v Speaker 4>look you gave me when I said, may I please

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<v Speaker 4>create an omelet and he was like sure, what would

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<v Speaker 4>you like in it?

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<v Speaker 1>Tomato? I was like yes, cheese, I was like indifferent.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like sure, and his eyes were rolling around like

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<v Speaker 2>a windmill. It's unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 4>And then he said would you like bacon in it?

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<v Speaker 4>And you very well know don't eat bacon?

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<v Speaker 2>Right, So here's the thing, and so I did you

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<v Speaker 2>stopped talking. I'm on the waiter's side.

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<v Speaker 1>The look that you gave me.

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<v Speaker 4>I was so ashamed to be creating this omelet that

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, step back, and I have agreed to

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<v Speaker 4>the bacon. And that omelet was so full of bacon,

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<v Speaker 4>man like, it was like a bacon omelet, and I

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<v Speaker 4>was like, I can't eat that.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't eat.

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<v Speaker 2>So Jody ordered an omelet that wasn't on the menu,

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<v Speaker 2>and then when the omelet came out had to look

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<v Speaker 2>at it and said, I don't want that. Jody and

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<v Speaker 2>then said no to the special item that she ordered

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<v Speaker 2>on the menu, saying no. I didn't say no, he

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<v Speaker 2>said no, I don't want this. Flip the table.

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<v Speaker 1>So this is absolute bullshit.

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<v Speaker 2>There was no table.

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<v Speaker 6>I ate.

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<v Speaker 2>I ate the omelet, and I've got to say that

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<v Speaker 2>might be the best omelet I've ever eate in my life.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you're welcome, and.

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<v Speaker 2>You said no to it, and then we spoke to

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<v Speaker 2>the chef afterwards because I felt like we had to apologize.

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<v Speaker 2>We have you since put up a positive Google review

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<v Speaker 2>like you said you would.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, very goodness. That is just honestly, you're lucky you're

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<v Speaker 2>not sick right now. Because he had every right to

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<v Speaker 2>chock a block full that armlet up full of ship

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<v Speaker 2>of his own poo as well. That's why I was

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<v Speaker 2>trying to be so nice of the waiter as well,

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<v Speaker 2>to make sure there's no fecal manner in there.

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<v Speaker 1>But that you're the good guy in this situation.

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<v Speaker 2>I was trying to say, there you go, so we

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<v Speaker 2>won't be doing that ever.

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<v Speaker 1>Sing one one.

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<v Speaker 2>There is a new item on that menu though at

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<v Speaker 2>the Luscbert you must try it. It is the Jody

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<v Speaker 2>Ody omelet. What do we call it? The odlet?

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<v Speaker 3>The following segment is the mature audiences only and may

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<v Speaker 3>contain a content graphic language and nothing you'll is easily offended.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you're about to find out just.

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<v Speaker 2>How easily your father he's on your money. Six nothing, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>just get that stuff out of system, you know, naughty,

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<v Speaker 2>risky stuff. It's like, just shake it off, get it

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<v Speaker 2>out there before we straighten up up seven o'clock. You're

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<v Speaker 2>the leader, the absolute fearless leader in this space. Joe's

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<v Speaker 2>where you got do not.

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<v Speaker 1>Into a court.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's see what's happening.

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<v Speaker 1>You have brought this to the table, will you talk

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<v Speaker 1>about it?

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry much? Did you hear did you not hear me

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<v Speaker 2>before I said this. Okay, okay, what should we talk about?

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<v Speaker 1>Talk about the perfect breast?

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<v Speaker 2>She is the perfect breast.

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<v Speaker 4>So a new study has claimed to have cracked the

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<v Speaker 4>code on the ideal breast shape and size.

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<v Speaker 2>This is quite an interesting conversation, isn't it that I

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<v Speaker 2>never thought i'd be having on radio?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, you're the boy, so I'm going to throw it

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<v Speaker 4>back into your court. Is bigger better in terms of breasts?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I don't know. I don't think so, no, no, no, no.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I be honest with you. I don't think that

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<v Speaker 2>my eyes have ever ventured down past the neck. Yeah right,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean give me a sexy soul any day of

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<v Speaker 2>the week and yeah right.

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<v Speaker 4>So experts have said that beauty ideals are not at

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<v Speaker 4>one sized fits all and suggested they could be useful

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<v Speaker 4>for plastic surgeons performing breast augmentation. So basically, they're saying,

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<v Speaker 4>no one knows what.

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<v Speaker 1>Is the perfect breast. It's like looking at me completely blankly.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well that's true. It's very very open, I guess.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, But for you, what is the perfect breast?

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<v Speaker 5>Well?

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<v Speaker 2>Ah, this is the test my wife's breast. Oh gee,

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<v Speaker 2>who almost fail that? One.

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<v Speaker 4>So apparently, according to this study, perkier breasts are the

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<v Speaker 4>higher scoring breasts.

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<v Speaker 2>That probably makes sense.

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<v Speaker 1>It does, doesn't it. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>The bad news is the older we get, the more

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<v Speaker 4>they are going to droop.

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<v Speaker 2>So from my experience, kids don't help the situation. Would

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<v Speaker 2>you agree with that, Joe.

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<v Speaker 4>One hundred percent degree? Children will suck the life out

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<v Speaker 4>of your breath.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, Joe's if you had had four kids and your

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<v Speaker 2>breasts we've got perkya yep. You either say had some

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<v Speaker 2>help from surgeon or you're some kind of freak that

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<v Speaker 2>needs to be studied. Yeah, right, because that doesn't seem Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I've watched it in action, and again, those little things

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<v Speaker 2>are brutal. I'm talking about the kids.

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<v Speaker 7>I could be wrong, but isn't that why they invented

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<v Speaker 7>push up brus to bring them back up?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>That's if they can only do so much. You know

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm saying. I push up bras no match for gravity.

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<v Speaker 2>There you go. Okay, I'm just going to be watching

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<v Speaker 2>my phone's save very little text from my wife. All

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<v Speaker 2>good so far. Live golf. What an absolute spectacle it was.

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<v Speaker 1>On the weekend, What an absolute joy?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you imagine Jodes heading off to Singapore to follow

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<v Speaker 2>the live golf circuit.

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<v Speaker 1>Excuse me, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Said that correctly. When you when you hear this the

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<v Speaker 2>boarding hall, you get ready before eight o'clock to give

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<v Speaker 2>us call third twenty four ten to get on the

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<v Speaker 2>standbar list to go and see live golf in Singapore.

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<v Speaker 2>Four nights accommodation, living it up in style. Joe's just

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<v Speaker 2>around the corner. In fact, preseason game on Friday night

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<v Speaker 2>Crows v. Port Adelaide Mount Barker footage is crept up?

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't it?

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<v Speaker 1>Hasn't it crept up?

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<v Speaker 2>Should we speak to one of the best ever kick

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<v Speaker 2>of football from KO Sports and that is three time

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<v Speaker 2>Premiership hero from the Brisbane Lines, Jonathan Broann caill we

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<v Speaker 2>do that place? Yes, please, let's speak to the Hall

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<v Speaker 2>of Famer right now, Brownie, Good morning to you.

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<v Speaker 6>Great to be on. How are you, guys?

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<v Speaker 2>We're so good. We got some footy questions for you brand,

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<v Speaker 2>But first of all, before we get to that, I've

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<v Speaker 2>got a bit of a fan question for you. So

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<v Speaker 2>linees roughty for guys like you and some of the ogs,

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<v Speaker 2>vis et cetera, lapping when you guys won the flag

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<v Speaker 2>this year or the lines on the flag. What was

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<v Speaker 2>it like you still it was unimpletely part of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you shed tears?

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<v Speaker 5>What was it like? Well, I've got three kids, so

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<v Speaker 5>I've got to put that ahead. But I'll tell you what,

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<v Speaker 5>it was almost better than playing as a supporter. I

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<v Speaker 5>was a few choice supporter growing up, so we didn't

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<v Speaker 5>have much success. We're going to have one win a year.

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<v Speaker 5>But I was sitting with my great mate Simon Black

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<v Speaker 5>in the grand stand. I said to him a halftime,

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<v Speaker 5>let's go to the bar, mate, get out quota and

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<v Speaker 5>just enjoy this second half because we're not getting baiting

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<v Speaker 5>and when you're most times were all as footy supporters,

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<v Speaker 5>we've got a great Grand Final unless your team is

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<v Speaker 5>a team in front, and then you just want to

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<v Speaker 5>absolutely smash him and and we're able to enjoy that.

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<v Speaker 6>So it was amazing.

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<v Speaker 5>We went down to the rooms straight afterwards and I

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<v Speaker 5>got through a few security guards who just let us go.

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<v Speaker 5>I had no credentials. And then the last security guard

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<v Speaker 5>he stood up for himself and said, no, you're not

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<v Speaker 5>coming in, And I said, mate, bring friends, You're going

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<v Speaker 5>to date them because we're getting in those rooms no

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<v Speaker 5>matter what.

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<v Speaker 6>I was absolutely loving you.

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<v Speaker 5>So it was just such a great experience and also

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<v Speaker 5>too for us older boys to be able to hand

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<v Speaker 5>the Batanova was very nice two thousand and three since

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<v Speaker 5>we won a premiership, so it was about time that

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<v Speaker 5>the new crop got one.

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<v Speaker 4>Because you are broadcasting into Adelaide this morning, we have

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<v Speaker 4>to ask you Port and Crows, how are they going

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<v Speaker 4>to go this year?

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<v Speaker 1>Predictions?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, there's a bit of pressure on the Mighty Krass,

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<v Speaker 5>isn't there so Matthew Nick's seventh year in charge I think,

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<v Speaker 5>and they haven't played finals, so fair to say probably finals.

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<v Speaker 5>There's a pressure to make finals for Knicks and the

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<v Speaker 5>boys this year. They Port Adelaide were interesting last year,

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<v Speaker 5>like everyone's written Port Adelaide off and I think they

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<v Speaker 5>missed the finals, but they did make a prelim final

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<v Speaker 5>last year. Obviously, Dan Houston's a big loss, which is

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<v Speaker 5>concerning and also too obviously big talk last week Ken

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<v Speaker 5>Hinckley the handover situation to Josh Carr, who I actually

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<v Speaker 5>punched in the two thousand and four that finalized.

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<v Speaker 6>I should eat him hard.

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<v Speaker 5>I shouldn't know, because Carry got up and they went

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<v Speaker 5>on to to beat this in that buddy, Grannie. I

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<v Speaker 5>think they kicked their ass towards the end talking about

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<v Speaker 5>Grand Finals, but and that's the last one they won,

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<v Speaker 5>or the only one they won. Of course, the in

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<v Speaker 5>the AFL, but that's just going to be an interesting one.

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<v Speaker 5>So obviously Josh will be loved by the port Adelaide

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<v Speaker 5>faithful puts a bit of pressure on Kenny, you know,

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<v Speaker 5>So hopefully they can start off the season with a

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<v Speaker 5>few wins, because if there's a few losses early on

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<v Speaker 5>in the season, they'll be calls for Kenny's head. And

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<v Speaker 5>I know you guys would have talked about in Dissected

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<v Speaker 5>and all that, but I'm a big fan of Ken Hinckley.

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<v Speaker 5>So I just hopefully that can go smoothly throughout the

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<v Speaker 5>year and Josh can hand over and take over for

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<v Speaker 5>twenty twenty six in the right situation.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what it is about Josh carp Was

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<v Speaker 1>there something that.

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<v Speaker 6>He said last Mark Roshuid that the rams gat the day.

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<v Speaker 2>They could have used it. They could have used it there, Branni.

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<v Speaker 1>Was there something that he said to make you snap?

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<v Speaker 6>Just the face, just the face in front of me.

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<v Speaker 6>I think that's beautiful.

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<v Speaker 2>Jonathan Brown, thanks to ko Sports. There's no off season

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<v Speaker 2>with K. Appreciate your time mates and looking forward to

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<v Speaker 2>another excellent footy season.

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<v Speaker 6>Beautiful, Thanks thanks having me on. Guys, have a good

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<v Speaker 6>morning tonight.

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<v Speaker 2>Dangerous Lies Unmasking Bell Gibson on nine at nine ten

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<v Speaker 2>one of the most fascinating stories for so so many years.

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<v Speaker 4>At the height of her fame, Bell Gibson had five

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<v Speaker 4>hundred thousand dollards on her app she had a major publisher,

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<v Speaker 4>and she was about to go international.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you accept that you're a pathological liar? Can we

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<v Speaker 2>have a minute, because I've been feeling really.

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<v Speaker 6>Belittle well well, well, well please.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm hoping anes with you. Joe's I almost forgot about

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<v Speaker 2>Bill Gibson. Yeah, and how she was It was deceiving

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<v Speaker 2>the world.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you remember it unfolding in real time? Can you remember?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, because I feel even at that stage, and

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't highly invested in it, but I even felt

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit let down that wasn't directly affecting me.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh my gosh.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>So for those of you who don't remember, so she

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<v Speaker 4>basically painted herself as this wellness guru, and she claimed

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<v Speaker 4>to have several cancer pathologies like brain cancer, and she

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<v Speaker 4>claimed to have managed them through her diet, juice, cleansers, exercise.

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<v Speaker 4>So essentially she was like, we can beat this thing,

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<v Speaker 4>but you just have to live a wholesome lifestyle.

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<v Speaker 2>And the big one was the brain cancer. Yeah, because

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<v Speaker 2>from what she was saying, she was only given a

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<v Speaker 2>few weeks to live, yes, and instead of giving it

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<v Speaker 2>a go via conventional medicine therapy, she said, no, it

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<v Speaker 2>was all through whole field, whole foods and just changing

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<v Speaker 2>your lifestyle. And people are like, well, that just goes

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<v Speaker 2>against everything that has been proven.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, And then she sat down and she did an

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<v Speaker 4>interview with Tara Brown, and honestly, it was just one

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<v Speaker 4>of the most cook things you've ever seen in your life.

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<v Speaker 2>There are so many little bits that make you go,

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<v Speaker 2>what the hell is going on in your head? Bell Gibson,

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<v Speaker 2>And the big thing for me, I think a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of people, was a very very simple question from Tara Brown,

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<v Speaker 2>and that is Belle, how old are you?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Twenty three?

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<v Speaker 4>Right?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, actually, how old are you?

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<v Speaker 7>I've always been raised as being currently a twenty six

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<v Speaker 7>year old.

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<v Speaker 2>How old are you?

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<v Speaker 7>Well? I live knowing as I've always known that I

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<v Speaker 7>would be twenty six.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Belle, I, this is a really really simple question.

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<v Speaker 2>How old are you? I believe that I'm twenty six.

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<v Speaker 2>I thinks so had Jokes has always identified as a

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<v Speaker 2>twenty six er crazy seal section, he is a deal

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<v Speaker 2>just I think in the sealed section nothing's off limits.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that fair to say?

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<v Speaker 1>So?

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<v Speaker 2>True?

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<v Speaker 6>Right?

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<v Speaker 2>So you're in the mixed Joe, do you lead it fearlessly?

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<v Speaker 2>I'll have a bit of a crack and also very

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<v Speaker 2>very special guest, and that is tip one from tenus First.

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning to you time, good morning, good morning. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so let's do this.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you reckon is today? Okay, okay, that's that

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<v Speaker 2>works there. Let me just pass that over to you, George.

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<v Speaker 2>What's going on there?

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<v Speaker 6>What do we got?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

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<v Speaker 4>The sealed section today is deal breakers relationship deal breakers.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, this could be controversials.

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<v Speaker 1>This is very interesting for you.

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<v Speaker 4>Tip worn from ten news First. In a new relationship

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<v Speaker 4>and you have been testing the boundaries.

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<v Speaker 3>Indeed, Well, okay, let me strap yourselves into storytime. It

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<v Speaker 3>was a dark and stormy night and my beautiful boyfriend

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<v Speaker 3>Joel and I had just started dating.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, and I was just testing the boundaries.

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<v Speaker 3>We'd gone to the bottle shop to get a bottle

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<v Speaker 3>of veino to take to some friend's house, and I

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<v Speaker 3>just said, hypothetically, if I just walked out of here

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<v Speaker 3>and didn't pay for this bottle, what would you do?

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<v Speaker 3>And he said, because he's a sweetheart, he'd say, tip,

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<v Speaker 3>do you need to borrow twenty dollars?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>And I went, that's so nice. What if you found

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<v Speaker 3>out everything in my house was stolen? Right, I'd stolen

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<v Speaker 3>everything in the house. I'm a serial kleptomaniac. And he

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<v Speaker 3>just went, well, I guess i'd be pretty impressed, because

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<v Speaker 3>you live up a flight of stairs. That would be

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<v Speaker 3>quite impressive if he had stolen an entire house worth

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<v Speaker 3>of furniture and dragged it up your stairs.

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<v Speaker 1>And I thought, what a sweetheart, what a sweetheart? Pushover.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a cutie pie, and to be clear, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>a sticky fingers goods.

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<v Speaker 3>To be clear, I was just asking, hypothetically, give your budget.

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<v Speaker 2>It was twenty bucks. I was probably thinking, now they're

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<v Speaker 2>on alert for people who regularly steal bottles of stump chup.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry two bottles too, but twenty four reasonable isn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, I was very sweet of him, lovely.

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<v Speaker 3>Support my hypothetical theft.

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<v Speaker 1>And he's gorgeous. And he's gorgeous.

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<v Speaker 2>Your deal breaker, please, my deal breakout, so I produce

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<v Speaker 2>a flag. We're gonna agree on this smoking. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think I'm smoking.

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<v Speaker 7>No, you we can't do it for different reasons. You

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<v Speaker 7>can't do it because you don't like it. I can't

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<v Speaker 7>do it because I'll take it back up, okay, because

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<v Speaker 7>you're a form of smoker, right reformed. And I was

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<v Speaker 7>packa day. So if I started dating someone who was

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<v Speaker 7>a smoker, probably four weeks in.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm back into it.

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<v Speaker 1>How long did you smoke?

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<v Speaker 4>For?

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<v Speaker 2>Ten years? Pack a day?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Wow? That would be six hundred bucks a day.

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<v Speaker 4>Now.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, this, my friends, is why I have a second

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<v Speaker 2>hand car and no investment properly. And also now he's

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<v Speaker 2>famous in an alternative way. It's his photo on the

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<v Speaker 2>front of the cigarette packs, not the spotlight you want

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<v Speaker 2>to make.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh goodness.

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<v Speaker 2>The other for me, though, just quickly, is I can't

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<v Speaker 2>get my hair on someone who hates kids. Yeah right,

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<v Speaker 2>And there's people out there, and I'm sorry I'm offending you,

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<v Speaker 2>but like not hate kids, can't can't have it?

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<v Speaker 1>And is that you produce a flat as and you

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<v Speaker 1>hate kids?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? I did for a while.

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<v Speaker 1>Was the kid annoying?

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<v Speaker 7>You're gonna hate me for this? You know how mothers

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<v Speaker 7>are like, oh my god, look how cute my kid is.

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<v Speaker 7>They're never cute. Oh but I've changed my tune.

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<v Speaker 4>I show you a photo of my five year old

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<v Speaker 4>who is an angel, and if you don't like her,

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<v Speaker 4>then we cease to be friends.

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<v Speaker 2>The one who said the F word. There you go.

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<v Speaker 2>Moment thirteen and twenty four ten. Your relationship deal break

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<v Speaker 2>is can you get involved this morning? And Joe, it's

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<v Speaker 2>after the break. Can we get yours?

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<v Speaker 6>Sure?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I feel like you're I know what yours is

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<v Speaker 2>and it's is controversial if you're not a Greek. That's

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<v Speaker 2>the first one thirteen and twenty four ten. To get

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<v Speaker 2>involved the conversation this morning, by the sealed section your

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<v Speaker 2>relationship deal breakers, what's absolutely off limits? Let's go all

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<v Speaker 2>right and we'll get to yours next. Joe, it's okay,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my very goodness, it's going to blow your mind.

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<v Speaker 1>Not really really really, I'm second guessing you.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure you want to do it?

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<v Speaker 1>You think I want to say this is Adelaide's favorite

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<v Speaker 1>wait to awaken.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, we are into the sealed section. The envelope has

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<v Speaker 2>been opened, and this week's topic is the relationship with deal.

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<v Speaker 4>Breakers thirteen twenty four ten Get involved. Would you not

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<v Speaker 4>be with someone because of one specific reason? We're taking

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<v Speaker 4>new calls this morning because you my friend Tiffany Warns

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<v Speaker 4>from ten years first perhaps said that your partner was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>if you're a plepto, it's okay. It's okay because he

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<v Speaker 4>loves me.

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<v Speaker 6>I know.

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<v Speaker 4>But you were saying, not a klepto. You were setting

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<v Speaker 4>him up to fail with some scenarios, right.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, no, just testing the water. Yeah, just just to

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<v Speaker 3>say if I was a thief, if that would be

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<v Speaker 3>a problem, if that was anything he did say something online,

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<v Speaker 3>So like if I scooped.

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<v Speaker 1>Out his eyeballs in his sleep, that would.

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<v Speaker 2>Be a problem, his deal breaker. That's always a deal breaker.

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<v Speaker 2>We've all been there for a lot of guys. Absolutely

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<v Speaker 2>like which way do I go? I keep my eyeballs?

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<v Speaker 2>All the tough things.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she's so hot, but do I keep my eyballs?

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<v Speaker 2>I can't say? Yeah, I just got a shadow, Parker more,

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<v Speaker 2>do you pray, I pray.

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<v Speaker 1>Hi guys, how are you good? Tell you what is

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<v Speaker 1>your deal breaker? I'm going to tuck about people who

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<v Speaker 1>don't like dogs.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, dogs are always beautiful as an example. Yeah, it's tough.

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<v Speaker 2>Is are you a massive dog person? Pre how many

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<v Speaker 2>do you own? I have two Labradors and I love them.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm married, but if my husband didn't like dogs, I

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<v Speaker 3>would have had some serious.

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<v Speaker 2>Thinking to do.

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<v Speaker 6>Do you know what?

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<v Speaker 2>On top of that as well? If there are people

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<v Speaker 2>out there that don't like labradors, Yeah, what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>What's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god? Laprador poppies?

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<v Speaker 4>Can you tell everyone the story about how when you

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<v Speaker 4>met Kara, she had that one of those disgusting little

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<v Speaker 4>white ones.

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<v Speaker 2>Choke about talking like Indiana like that. So she's she

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<v Speaker 2>had a Maltese poodle, a moodle called Indiana, and it's

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<v Speaker 2>like a proper small, little white, fluffy thing. And I'm

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<v Speaker 2>from the country. We only sort of dealt with kelpies

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<v Speaker 2>and border college. Yeah, so I was like, I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>associating with that. Six months into it, I have never

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<v Speaker 2>and still to this day, I've never loved an animal more.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm that little dog. Oh my gosh. And do you

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<v Speaker 2>know what my daughter, my daughter random yesterday she passed

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<v Speaker 2>away at the age about fourteen and a half, I

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<v Speaker 2>think about six to eight months ago. My daughter the

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<v Speaker 2>other day, I said, just randomly, I miss murmur and

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<v Speaker 2>we all and I did as well, and I said,

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<v Speaker 2>oh gosh, my aunt's sank for a little bit. And

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<v Speaker 2>I missed it too. I missed her too, Lottie. But

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<v Speaker 2>she's having fun wherever she is.

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<v Speaker 1>He's okay anyway, Adelaide's fun breakfast.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks appreciate that crazy sealed section. Nothing's off limits shows

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<v Speaker 2>nothing is off limits sealed section.

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<v Speaker 4>And we are talking this morning on thirteen twenty four ten.

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<v Speaker 4>What is your relationship deal breaker? What can you categorically

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<v Speaker 4>not handle? So tip warn from ten years first joins us,

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<v Speaker 4>And you mentioned that you were testing your new partner,

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<v Speaker 4>saying what would break the relationship, like if I was

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<v Speaker 4>a clepto for example? Yeah, And he said no, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>which I'm not, which is maybe why you said no. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>but nevertheless, Yeah, what a sweet understanding boy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, gorgeous.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Smoking has been a big one. We've got a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of text come through and full double nine on

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<v Speaker 2>nine none one nine keep them coming through. Yes, so

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<v Speaker 2>for me it was it was smoking and also like

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<v Speaker 2>someone who's like aggressively against kids. Yeah, it doesn't make

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<v Speaker 2>sense to me if someone hates kids, what what happened?

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<v Speaker 2>That's rough?

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<v Speaker 1>Who hurt you? Hurt is a small child?

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<v Speaker 2>Which kid hurt you? And I trust me? I got

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<v Speaker 2>three of them. They can test you, They can really

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<v Speaker 2>test you.

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<v Speaker 1>I have one. I genuinely feel like I've been backed

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<v Speaker 1>into a corner.

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<v Speaker 2>Here was This was not my choice to feel like

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<v Speaker 2>this or to deliver what you're about to say.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, here we go.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, I'm going to say I couldn't be with

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<v Speaker 4>someone who doesn't like to exercise.

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<v Speaker 2>Shallow much.

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<v Speaker 1>Shame, shame, excuse me.

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<v Speaker 3>His name has to be Greg, and it must be

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<v Speaker 3>a sport. That's a very good His name is not

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<v Speaker 3>Greg Jose is an interesting?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that the deal Joe's do there have to be

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<v Speaker 2>a former professional sportsman? Is that the deal named Greg?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? And my new Greg is going to be so

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<v Speaker 1>offended that you said former.

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<v Speaker 2>Where are you? Where are you at? With Greg Norman?

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<v Speaker 6>Here you go?

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<v Speaker 2>It was so funny learning No, it's interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not a superficial thing. It's not. I just yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Joe's pull the other one mate.

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<v Speaker 2>That has exercise.

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<v Speaker 4>I like exercise. It's a common interest. Okay, So don't

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<v Speaker 4>make it out to be something that it's not.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. So what you're saying is, what if they had

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<v Speaker 2>a big goal you need do you need a six pack?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you need a six pack?

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<v Speaker 1>Not six four? Minimum four?

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<v Speaker 2>What is going on? Well, producer flag, you're out of

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<v Speaker 2>the race. So you're telling me there's no.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, you needed this conversation to know that.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you what This is a very very concerning study.

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<v Speaker 2>That's karma straight out of the heart of friend. Ants

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<v Speaker 2>to be honest with you, I'm not overly surprised.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, just google French music. Certain is that what happened?

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<v Speaker 2>Got this one for his Well, that's not too bad

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<v Speaker 2>that okay.

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<v Speaker 4>A French government agency has received backlash for telling people

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<v Speaker 4>that they wash their.

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<v Speaker 1>Clothes too often.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, I'll repeat that too often, and that it's fine

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<v Speaker 4>to wear gym clothes. What about this at least three times,

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<v Speaker 4>three times before throwing them in the wash?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm not sure about that. Like, what are you doing? Okay? Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>enter produce a flat and I know why I'm entering here,

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<v Speaker 2>But do you know what? Do you know why he's

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<v Speaker 2>entering Because this is a man that when he goes

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<v Speaker 2>to the gym, he leaves it all there, and that

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<v Speaker 2>is blood, sweat, it is maybe a bit of urine

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<v Speaker 2>because he's pushing that hard all through his clothes. And

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<v Speaker 2>that's just one session.

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<v Speaker 4>The man has never touched a cardiover sheet at the

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<v Speaker 4>gym in his entire existence.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how they work.

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<v Speaker 1>Bike skin. Have you been on the bike? I'm intimidated,

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<v Speaker 1>been on the treadmill, elliptical?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even know what elliptical is.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, four pieces of equipment that you have never touched.

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<v Speaker 2>But what Hayes's trying to say is I'm a sweater, sweater,

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<v Speaker 2>big sweater. But I'm saying he's a big sweater because

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<v Speaker 2>he works hard. And I would say, like row proportion

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<v Speaker 2>of people work really hard. Where you've got genuine sweat,

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<v Speaker 2>like an infused piece of clothing with sweat three three times,

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<v Speaker 2>three times, that is just not great for the other

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<v Speaker 2>people in the gym.

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<v Speaker 7>If nothing else, There's no way I could wear the

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<v Speaker 7>same shirt three times because I would smell it's wet.

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<v Speaker 2>After the first one.

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<v Speaker 1>What about you, Andrew Hayes.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm exactly the same, Do you know what though? What

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<v Speaker 2>I will it's a little bit gross, but I do

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<v Speaker 2>keep some gym clothes in the back of my car. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and sometimes they're there for more than three goes, like

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<v Speaker 2>a lot really because the drys it does dry. But

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<v Speaker 2>that's if I know I'm going for a run, and

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<v Speaker 2>I won't be in the gym when I share it

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<v Speaker 2>with other people, right, Can I say this? Run along tyrans?

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<v Speaker 2>So the ducks get very offended? But who are they

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<v Speaker 2>going to tell?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't mean to be offensive when I say this,

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<v Speaker 4>but men stink more than women when we go to

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<v Speaker 4>the gym.

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<v Speaker 1>You do, I get upset.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's extremely fair.

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<v Speaker 4>There is no chance in hell you guys should be

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<v Speaker 4>wearing gym clothes three times back o yeh.

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<v Speaker 7>I just love that hazy saying, oh, yeah, I'll wear

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<v Speaker 7>the same gym clothes you run without a shirt on, mate.

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<v Speaker 2>True, that's just me being efficient.