Speaker 1: We got get you the morning.
Speaker 2: Every day adelaides a good job and Monday Morning joke
Speaker 2: off humor Joe's humor. Inject me with that beautiful funny serum,
Speaker 2: and let's just start the week, right, shall we?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Sure, all right, you want to kick things off, you'll
Speaker 2: to you can. Okay, Bear in mind as well, have
Speaker 2: a very very special guest making their day boot and
Speaker 2: that has produced a molly.
Speaker 3: All the nerves I actually am.
Speaker 2: You're only as good as your first joke, that's what
Speaker 2: they say.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I'd have low expectations. Okay, all right, sure,
Speaker 1: all right, if you go Okay.
Speaker 2: One day, there were two boys playing by a stream.
Speaker 2: One of the young boys saw a bush and went
Speaker 2: over to it. The other boy couldn't figure out why
Speaker 2: his friend was that the bush for so long, the
Speaker 2: other boy went over to the bush and looked. The
Speaker 2: two boys were looking at a woman bathing naked in
Speaker 2: the stream. WHOA, they're young. Though they're young, they don't
Speaker 2: know any better.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: All of a sudden, the second boy took off, runting
Speaker 2: from the first boy couldn't understand why he ran away,
Speaker 2: so he took up after his friend. Finally, he caught
Speaker 2: up to him and asked why he ran away, and
Speaker 2: the boy said to his friend, well, Mum told me
Speaker 2: if I ever saw a naked lady, I would turn
Speaker 2: to stone. And something felt like it was getting hard,
Speaker 2: so I ran. Maybe it was good that I got
Speaker 2: got that out of my sister first.
Speaker 1: Also, Molly, did you just snort? It's fine?
Speaker 2: So who's up next?
Speaker 1: I feel like Martin is now kind of too much
Speaker 1: on part with yours. AnyWho?
Speaker 2: A bit of a blue thing? What about this?
Speaker 1: A man walks into a.
Speaker 4: A man walks into a psychiatrist appointment wearing nothing but
Speaker 4: cling film. Yeah, a psychiatristics one look at him and says, well,
Speaker 4: I can clearly see your nuts.
Speaker 2: What does he mean? Exactly?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 1: So much pressure right now? What's the best thing about Switzerland?
Speaker 1: What is the best thing about Switzerland? Well, the flag's
Speaker 1: a big plus.
Speaker 2: Successful debut for the Monday Morning joke. Very good, nice,
Speaker 2: eight seconds too late. So yesterday we went.
Speaker 1: Are annoyed, Yes that we went out for breakfast.
Speaker 2: It was nice. It's nice. Caught up with a friend
Speaker 2: and we went to the Loose Caboose in Heine Marsh There,
Speaker 2: great little establishment, great breakfast, fantastic stuff. And look, I
Speaker 2: didn't know if you eat. I thought you might just
Speaker 2: get a coffee and then you're like, you know, bugget,
Speaker 2: I am going to eat. So I ordered the scramble
Speaker 2: legs on toast part of the menu. And what you
Speaker 2: can do as well, we can add a little side
Speaker 2: part of the little sides option on the menu. It's
Speaker 2: got some avocada delicious, really really top shelf. And then
Speaker 2: we said, hey, Jode's, would you like to get something
Speaker 2: to eat? And she said, and bear with me, produce
Speaker 2: a flag and produce Molly, just put yourself in this situation,
Speaker 2: whether you would put not just the weight of it,
Speaker 2: also the chef's in this situation. She said, yeah, can
Speaker 2: I get an omelet? Which absolutely made me go, what
Speaker 2: are you talking about? I started studying the menu again
Speaker 2: because I'm thinking I want an omelet, but there's no
Speaker 2: omelet on the menu. So then I jumped in quickly
Speaker 2: and said, what do you mean it's an omeletless menu?
Speaker 2: What are you talking about? And she said, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: but you know, I'm sure you guys could do an omelet.
Speaker 1: The menu.
Speaker 2: Here we go is what I'm saying. Correct so far
Speaker 2: it's not incorrect. So Jodi and I've always thought this
Speaker 2: as well, the absolute audacity the balls for people to
Speaker 2: order something that's not on the menu and just assume
Speaker 2: that the chef will one be able to make it
Speaker 2: and two not put fecal matter into it. In disgust,
Speaker 2: so I sat there in shock and I couldn't sort
Speaker 2: of compose my so for a good five to seven minutes.
Speaker 2: And then you wouldn't believe it. The omert came out
Speaker 2: and it looked like it was just carved put together
Speaker 2: by God himself. It was absolutely magnificently.
Speaker 4: Okay, this is the part of the story that you
Speaker 4: haven't mentioned. You shamed me so very badly, Like the
Speaker 4: look you gave me when I said, may I please
Speaker 4: create an omelet and he was like sure, what would
Speaker 4: you like in it?
Speaker 1: Tomato? I was like yes, cheese, I was like indifferent.
Speaker 2: He's like sure, and his eyes were rolling around like
Speaker 2: a windmill. It's unbelievable.
Speaker 4: And then he said would you like bacon in it?
Speaker 4: And you very well know don't eat bacon?
Speaker 2: Right, So here's the thing, and so I did you
Speaker 2: stopped talking. I'm on the waiter's side.
Speaker 1: The look that you gave me.
Speaker 4: I was so ashamed to be creating this omelet that
Speaker 4: I was like, step back, and I have agreed to
Speaker 4: the bacon. And that omelet was so full of bacon,
Speaker 4: man like, it was like a bacon omelet, and I
Speaker 4: was like, I can't eat that.
Speaker 1: I don't eat.
Speaker 2: So Jody ordered an omelet that wasn't on the menu,
Speaker 2: and then when the omelet came out had to look
Speaker 2: at it and said, I don't want that. Jody and
Speaker 2: then said no to the special item that she ordered
Speaker 2: on the menu, saying no. I didn't say no, he
Speaker 2: said no, I don't want this. Flip the table.
Speaker 1: So this is absolute bullshit.
Speaker 2: There was no table.
Speaker 6: I ate.
Speaker 2: I ate the omelet, and I've got to say that
Speaker 2: might be the best omelet I've ever eate in my life.
Speaker 1: Well, you're welcome, and.
Speaker 2: You said no to it, and then we spoke to
Speaker 2: the chef afterwards because I felt like we had to apologize.
Speaker 2: We have you since put up a positive Google review
Speaker 2: like you said you would.
Speaker 1: I don't know how.
Speaker 2: Oh, very goodness. That is just honestly, you're lucky you're
Speaker 2: not sick right now. Because he had every right to
Speaker 2: chock a block full that armlet up full of ship
Speaker 2: of his own poo as well. That's why I was
Speaker 2: trying to be so nice of the waiter as well,
Speaker 2: to make sure there's no fecal manner in there.
Speaker 1: But that you're the good guy in this situation.
Speaker 2: I was trying to say, there you go, so we
Speaker 2: won't be doing that ever.
Speaker 1: Sing one one.
Speaker 2: There is a new item on that menu though at
Speaker 2: the Luscbert you must try it. It is the Jody
Speaker 2: Ody omelet. What do we call it? The odlet?
Speaker 3: The following segment is the mature audiences only and may
Speaker 3: contain a content graphic language and nothing you'll is easily offended.
Speaker 1: Well, you're about to find out just.
Speaker 2: How easily your father he's on your money. Six nothing, Yeah,
Speaker 2: just get that stuff out of system, you know, naughty,
Speaker 2: risky stuff. It's like, just shake it off, get it
Speaker 2: out there before we straighten up up seven o'clock. You're
Speaker 2: the leader, the absolute fearless leader in this space. Joe's
Speaker 2: where you got do not.
Speaker 1: Into a court.
Speaker 2: Let's see what's happening.
Speaker 1: You have brought this to the table, will you talk
Speaker 1: about it?
Speaker 5: Thank you?
Speaker 2: Sorry much? Did you hear did you not hear me
Speaker 2: before I said this. Okay, okay, what should we talk about?
Speaker 1: Talk about the perfect breast?
Speaker 2: She is the perfect breast.
Speaker 4: So a new study has claimed to have cracked the
Speaker 4: code on the ideal breast shape and size.
Speaker 2: This is quite an interesting conversation, isn't it that I
Speaker 2: never thought i'd be having on radio?
Speaker 4: Well, you're the boy, so I'm going to throw it
Speaker 4: back into your court. Is bigger better in terms of breasts?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: No, I don't know. I don't think so, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2: Can I be honest with you. I don't think that
Speaker 2: my eyes have ever ventured down past the neck. Yeah right,
Speaker 2: I mean give me a sexy soul any day of
Speaker 2: the week and yeah right.
Speaker 4: So experts have said that beauty ideals are not at
Speaker 4: one sized fits all and suggested they could be useful
Speaker 4: for plastic surgeons performing breast augmentation. So basically, they're saying,
Speaker 4: no one knows what.
Speaker 1: Is the perfect breast. It's like looking at me completely blankly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's true. It's very very open, I guess.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But for you, what is the perfect breast?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 2: Ah, this is the test my wife's breast. Oh gee,
Speaker 2: who almost fail that? One.
Speaker 4: So apparently, according to this study, perkier breasts are the
Speaker 4: higher scoring breasts.
Speaker 2: That probably makes sense.
Speaker 1: It does, doesn't it. Yeah.
Speaker 4: The bad news is the older we get, the more
Speaker 4: they are going to droop.
Speaker 2: So from my experience, kids don't help the situation. Would
Speaker 2: you agree with that, Joe.
Speaker 4: One hundred percent degree? Children will suck the life out
Speaker 4: of your breath.
Speaker 2: Yes, Joe's if you had had four kids and your
Speaker 2: breasts we've got perkya yep. You either say had some
Speaker 2: help from surgeon or you're some kind of freak that
Speaker 2: needs to be studied. Yeah, right, because that doesn't seem Yeah,
Speaker 2: I've watched it in action, and again, those little things
Speaker 2: are brutal. I'm talking about the kids.
Speaker 7: I could be wrong, but isn't that why they invented
Speaker 7: push up brus to bring them back up?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: That's if they can only do so much. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I push up bras no match for gravity.
Speaker 2: There you go. Okay, I'm just going to be watching
Speaker 2: my phone's save very little text from my wife. All
Speaker 2: good so far. Live golf. What an absolute spectacle it was.
Speaker 1: On the weekend, What an absolute joy?
Speaker 2: Can you imagine Jodes heading off to Singapore to follow
Speaker 2: the live golf circuit.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, I.
Speaker 2: Said that correctly. When you when you hear this the
Speaker 2: boarding hall, you get ready before eight o'clock to give
Speaker 2: us call third twenty four ten to get on the
Speaker 2: standbar list to go and see live golf in Singapore.
Speaker 2: Four nights accommodation, living it up in style. Joe's just
Speaker 2: around the corner. In fact, preseason game on Friday night
Speaker 2: Crows v. Port Adelaide Mount Barker footage is crept up?
Speaker 2: Didn't it?
Speaker 1: Hasn't it crept up?
Speaker 2: Should we speak to one of the best ever kick
Speaker 2: of football from KO Sports and that is three time
Speaker 2: Premiership hero from the Brisbane Lines, Jonathan Broann caill we
Speaker 2: do that place? Yes, please, let's speak to the Hall
Speaker 2: of Famer right now, Brownie, Good morning to you.
Speaker 6: Great to be on. How are you, guys?
Speaker 2: We're so good. We got some footy questions for you brand,
Speaker 2: But first of all, before we get to that, I've
Speaker 2: got a bit of a fan question for you. So
Speaker 2: linees roughty for guys like you and some of the ogs,
Speaker 2: vis et cetera, lapping when you guys won the flag
Speaker 2: this year or the lines on the flag. What was
Speaker 2: it like you still it was unimpletely part of it.
Speaker 2: Did you shed tears?
Speaker 5: What was it like? Well, I've got three kids, so
Speaker 5: I've got to put that ahead. But I'll tell you what,
Speaker 5: it was almost better than playing as a supporter. I
Speaker 5: was a few choice supporter growing up, so we didn't
Speaker 5: have much success. We're going to have one win a year.
Speaker 5: But I was sitting with my great mate Simon Black
Speaker 5: in the grand stand. I said to him a halftime,
Speaker 5: let's go to the bar, mate, get out quota and
Speaker 5: just enjoy this second half because we're not getting baiting
Speaker 5: and when you're most times were all as footy supporters,
Speaker 5: we've got a great Grand Final unless your team is
Speaker 5: a team in front, and then you just want to
Speaker 5: absolutely smash him and and we're able to enjoy that.
Speaker 6: So it was amazing.
Speaker 5: We went down to the rooms straight afterwards and I
Speaker 5: got through a few security guards who just let us go.
Speaker 5: I had no credentials. And then the last security guard
Speaker 5: he stood up for himself and said, no, you're not
Speaker 5: coming in, And I said, mate, bring friends, You're going
Speaker 5: to date them because we're getting in those rooms no
Speaker 5: matter what.
Speaker 6: I was absolutely loving you.
Speaker 5: So it was just such a great experience and also
Speaker 5: too for us older boys to be able to hand
Speaker 5: the Batanova was very nice two thousand and three since
Speaker 5: we won a premiership, so it was about time that
Speaker 5: the new crop got one.
Speaker 4: Because you are broadcasting into Adelaide this morning, we have
Speaker 4: to ask you Port and Crows, how are they going
Speaker 4: to go this year?
Speaker 1: Predictions?
Speaker 5: Well, there's a bit of pressure on the Mighty Krass,
Speaker 5: isn't there so Matthew Nick's seventh year in charge I think,
Speaker 5: and they haven't played finals, so fair to say probably finals.
Speaker 5: There's a pressure to make finals for Knicks and the
Speaker 5: boys this year. They Port Adelaide were interesting last year,
Speaker 5: like everyone's written Port Adelaide off and I think they
Speaker 5: missed the finals, but they did make a prelim final
Speaker 5: last year. Obviously, Dan Houston's a big loss, which is
Speaker 5: concerning and also too obviously big talk last week Ken
Speaker 5: Hinckley the handover situation to Josh Carr, who I actually
Speaker 5: punched in the two thousand and four that finalized.
Speaker 6: I should eat him hard.
Speaker 5: I shouldn't know, because Carry got up and they went
Speaker 5: on to to beat this in that buddy, Grannie. I
Speaker 5: think they kicked their ass towards the end talking about
Speaker 5: Grand Finals, but and that's the last one they won,
Speaker 5: or the only one they won. Of course, the in
Speaker 5: the AFL, but that's just going to be an interesting one.
Speaker 5: So obviously Josh will be loved by the port Adelaide
Speaker 5: faithful puts a bit of pressure on Kenny, you know,
Speaker 5: So hopefully they can start off the season with a
Speaker 5: few wins, because if there's a few losses early on
Speaker 5: in the season, they'll be calls for Kenny's head. And
Speaker 5: I know you guys would have talked about in Dissected
Speaker 5: and all that, but I'm a big fan of Ken Hinckley.
Speaker 5: So I just hopefully that can go smoothly throughout the
Speaker 5: year and Josh can hand over and take over for
Speaker 5: twenty twenty six in the right situation.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is about Josh carp Was
Speaker 1: there something that.
Speaker 6: He said last Mark Roshuid that the rams gat the day.
Speaker 2: They could have used it. They could have used it there, Branni.
Speaker 1: Was there something that he said to make you snap?
Speaker 6: Just the face, just the face in front of me.
Speaker 6: I think that's beautiful.
Speaker 2: Jonathan Brown, thanks to ko Sports. There's no off season
Speaker 2: with K. Appreciate your time mates and looking forward to
Speaker 2: another excellent footy season.
Speaker 6: Beautiful, Thanks thanks having me on. Guys, have a good
Speaker 6: morning tonight.
Speaker 2: Dangerous Lies Unmasking Bell Gibson on nine at nine ten
Speaker 2: one of the most fascinating stories for so so many years.
Speaker 4: At the height of her fame, Bell Gibson had five
Speaker 4: hundred thousand dollards on her app she had a major publisher,
Speaker 4: and she was about to go international.
Speaker 2: Would you accept that you're a pathological liar? Can we
Speaker 2: have a minute, because I've been feeling really.
Speaker 6: Belittle well well, well, well please.
Speaker 2: I'm hoping anes with you. Joe's I almost forgot about
Speaker 2: Bill Gibson. Yeah, and how she was It was deceiving
Speaker 2: the world.
Speaker 1: Do you remember it unfolding in real time? Can you remember?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, because I feel even at that stage, and
Speaker 2: I wasn't highly invested in it, but I even felt
Speaker 2: a little bit let down that wasn't directly affecting me.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So for those of you who don't remember, so she
Speaker 4: basically painted herself as this wellness guru, and she claimed
Speaker 4: to have several cancer pathologies like brain cancer, and she
Speaker 4: claimed to have managed them through her diet, juice, cleansers, exercise.
Speaker 4: So essentially she was like, we can beat this thing,
Speaker 4: but you just have to live a wholesome lifestyle.
Speaker 2: And the big one was the brain cancer. Yeah, because
Speaker 2: from what she was saying, she was only given a
Speaker 2: few weeks to live, yes, and instead of giving it
Speaker 2: a go via conventional medicine therapy, she said, no, it
Speaker 2: was all through whole field, whole foods and just changing
Speaker 2: your lifestyle. And people are like, well, that just goes
Speaker 2: against everything that has been proven.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And then she sat down and she did an
Speaker 4: interview with Tara Brown, and honestly, it was just one
Speaker 4: of the most cook things you've ever seen in your life.
Speaker 2: There are so many little bits that make you go,
Speaker 2: what the hell is going on in your head? Bell Gibson,
Speaker 2: And the big thing for me, I think a lot
Speaker 2: of people, was a very very simple question from Tara Brown,
Speaker 2: and that is Belle, how old are you?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Twenty three?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 2: Well, actually, how old are you?
Speaker 7: I've always been raised as being currently a twenty six
Speaker 7: year old.
Speaker 2: How old are you?
Speaker 7: Well? I live knowing as I've always known that I
Speaker 7: would be twenty six.
Speaker 2: Okay, Belle, I, this is a really really simple question.
Speaker 2: How old are you? I believe that I'm twenty six.
Speaker 2: I thinks so had Jokes has always identified as a
Speaker 2: twenty six er crazy seal section, he is a deal
Speaker 2: just I think in the sealed section nothing's off limits.
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Is that fair to say?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 2: True?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 2: So you're in the mixed Joe, do you lead it fearlessly?
Speaker 2: I'll have a bit of a crack and also very
Speaker 2: very special guest, and that is tip one from tenus First.
Speaker 1: Good morning to you time, good morning, good morning. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: so let's do this.
Speaker 2: What do you reckon is today? Okay, okay, that's that
Speaker 2: works there. Let me just pass that over to you, George.
Speaker 2: What's going on there?
Speaker 6: What do we got?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 4: The sealed section today is deal breakers relationship deal breakers.
Speaker 2: Oh, this could be controversials.
Speaker 1: This is very interesting for you.
Speaker 4: Tip worn from ten news First. In a new relationship
Speaker 4: and you have been testing the boundaries.
Speaker 3: Indeed, Well, okay, let me strap yourselves into storytime. It
Speaker 3: was a dark and stormy night and my beautiful boyfriend
Speaker 3: Joel and I had just started dating.
Speaker 1: Yes, and I was just testing the boundaries.
Speaker 3: We'd gone to the bottle shop to get a bottle
Speaker 3: of veino to take to some friend's house, and I
Speaker 3: just said, hypothetically, if I just walked out of here
Speaker 3: and didn't pay for this bottle, what would you do?
Speaker 3: And he said, because he's a sweetheart, he'd say, tip,
Speaker 3: do you need to borrow twenty dollars?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And I went, that's so nice. What if you found
Speaker 3: out everything in my house was stolen? Right, I'd stolen
Speaker 3: everything in the house. I'm a serial kleptomaniac. And he
Speaker 3: just went, well, I guess i'd be pretty impressed, because
Speaker 3: you live up a flight of stairs. That would be
Speaker 3: quite impressive if he had stolen an entire house worth
Speaker 3: of furniture and dragged it up your stairs.
Speaker 1: And I thought, what a sweetheart, what a sweetheart? Pushover.
Speaker 1: I'm a cutie pie, and to be clear, I'm not
Speaker 1: a sticky fingers goods.
Speaker 3: To be clear, I was just asking, hypothetically, give your budget.
Speaker 2: It was twenty bucks. I was probably thinking, now they're
Speaker 2: on alert for people who regularly steal bottles of stump chup.
Speaker 2: Sorry two bottles too, but twenty four reasonable isn't it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I was very sweet of him, lovely.
Speaker 3: Support my hypothetical theft.
Speaker 1: And he's gorgeous. And he's gorgeous.
Speaker 2: Your deal breaker, please, my deal breakout, so I produce
Speaker 2: a flag. We're gonna agree on this smoking. I don't
Speaker 2: think I'm smoking.
Speaker 7: No, you we can't do it for different reasons. You
Speaker 7: can't do it because you don't like it. I can't
Speaker 7: do it because I'll take it back up, okay, because
Speaker 7: you're a form of smoker, right reformed. And I was
Speaker 7: packa day. So if I started dating someone who was
Speaker 7: a smoker, probably four weeks in.
Speaker 2: I'm back into it.
Speaker 1: How long did you smoke?
Speaker 4: For?
Speaker 2: Ten years? Pack a day?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Wow? That would be six hundred bucks a day.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 2: Yes, this, my friends, is why I have a second
Speaker 2: hand car and no investment properly. And also now he's
Speaker 2: famous in an alternative way. It's his photo on the
Speaker 2: front of the cigarette packs, not the spotlight you want
Speaker 2: to make.
Speaker 1: Oh goodness.
Speaker 2: The other for me, though, just quickly, is I can't
Speaker 2: get my hair on someone who hates kids. Yeah right,
Speaker 2: And there's people out there, and I'm sorry I'm offending you,
Speaker 2: but like not hate kids, can't can't have it?
Speaker 1: And is that you produce a flat as and you
Speaker 1: hate kids?
Speaker 2: Oh? I did for a while.
Speaker 1: Was the kid annoying?
Speaker 7: You're gonna hate me for this? You know how mothers
Speaker 7: are like, oh my god, look how cute my kid is.
Speaker 7: They're never cute. Oh but I've changed my tune.
Speaker 4: I show you a photo of my five year old
Speaker 4: who is an angel, and if you don't like her,
Speaker 4: then we cease to be friends.
Speaker 2: The one who said the F word. There you go.
Speaker 2: Moment thirteen and twenty four ten. Your relationship deal break
Speaker 2: is can you get involved this morning? And Joe, it's
Speaker 2: after the break. Can we get yours?
Speaker 6: Sure?
Speaker 2: Because I feel like you're I know what yours is
Speaker 2: and it's is controversial if you're not a Greek. That's
Speaker 2: the first one thirteen and twenty four ten. To get
Speaker 2: involved the conversation this morning, by the sealed section your
Speaker 2: relationship deal breakers, what's absolutely off limits? Let's go all
Speaker 2: right and we'll get to yours next. Joe, it's okay,
Speaker 2: Oh my very goodness, it's going to blow your mind.
Speaker 1: Not really really really, I'm second guessing you.
Speaker 2: Sure you want to do it?
Speaker 1: You think I want to say this is Adelaide's favorite
Speaker 1: wait to awaken.
Speaker 2: Yes, we are into the sealed section. The envelope has
Speaker 2: been opened, and this week's topic is the relationship with deal.
Speaker 4: Breakers thirteen twenty four ten Get involved. Would you not
Speaker 4: be with someone because of one specific reason? We're taking
Speaker 4: new calls this morning because you my friend Tiffany Warns
Speaker 4: from ten years first perhaps said that your partner was like, oh,
Speaker 4: if you're a plepto, it's okay. It's okay because he
Speaker 4: loves me.
Speaker 6: I know.
Speaker 4: But you were saying, not a klepto. You were setting
Speaker 4: him up to fail with some scenarios, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, just testing the water. Yeah, just just to
Speaker 3: say if I was a thief, if that would be
Speaker 3: a problem, if that was anything he did say something online,
Speaker 3: So like if I scooped.
Speaker 1: Out his eyeballs in his sleep, that would.
Speaker 2: Be a problem, his deal breaker. That's always a deal breaker.
Speaker 2: We've all been there for a lot of guys. Absolutely
Speaker 2: like which way do I go? I keep my eyeballs?
Speaker 2: All the tough things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's so hot, but do I keep my eyballs?
Speaker 2: I can't say? Yeah, I just got a shadow, Parker more,
Speaker 2: do you pray, I pray.
Speaker 1: Hi guys, how are you good? Tell you what is
Speaker 1: your deal breaker? I'm going to tuck about people who
Speaker 1: don't like dogs.
Speaker 2: Yes, dogs are always beautiful as an example. Yeah, it's tough.
Speaker 2: Is are you a massive dog person? Pre how many
Speaker 2: do you own? I have two Labradors and I love them.
Speaker 3: I'm married, but if my husband didn't like dogs, I
Speaker 3: would have had some serious.
Speaker 2: Thinking to do.
Speaker 6: Do you know what?
Speaker 2: On top of that as well? If there are people
Speaker 2: out there that don't like labradors, Yeah, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What's going on?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Laprador poppies?
Speaker 4: Can you tell everyone the story about how when you
Speaker 4: met Kara, she had that one of those disgusting little
Speaker 4: white ones.
Speaker 2: Choke about talking like Indiana like that. So she's she
Speaker 2: had a Maltese poodle, a moodle called Indiana, and it's
Speaker 2: like a proper small, little white, fluffy thing. And I'm
Speaker 2: from the country. We only sort of dealt with kelpies
Speaker 2: and border college. Yeah, so I was like, I'm not
Speaker 2: associating with that. Six months into it, I have never
Speaker 2: and still to this day, I've never loved an animal more.
Speaker 2: I'm that little dog. Oh my gosh. And do you
Speaker 2: know what my daughter, my daughter random yesterday she passed
Speaker 2: away at the age about fourteen and a half, I
Speaker 2: think about six to eight months ago. My daughter the
Speaker 2: other day, I said, just randomly, I miss murmur and
Speaker 2: we all and I did as well, and I said,
Speaker 2: oh gosh, my aunt's sank for a little bit. And
Speaker 2: I missed it too. I missed her too, Lottie. But
Speaker 2: she's having fun wherever she is.
Speaker 1: He's okay anyway, Adelaide's fun breakfast.
Speaker 2: Thanks appreciate that crazy sealed section. Nothing's off limits shows
Speaker 2: nothing is off limits sealed section.
Speaker 4: And we are talking this morning on thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 4: What is your relationship deal breaker? What can you categorically
Speaker 4: not handle? So tip warn from ten years first joins us,
Speaker 4: And you mentioned that you were testing your new partner,
Speaker 4: saying what would break the relationship, like if I was
Speaker 4: a clepto for example? Yeah, And he said no, yeah,
Speaker 4: which I'm not, which is maybe why you said no. Okay,
Speaker 4: but nevertheless, Yeah, what a sweet understanding boy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, gorgeous.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Smoking has been a big one. We've got a
Speaker 2: lot of text come through and full double nine on
Speaker 2: nine none one nine keep them coming through. Yes, so
Speaker 2: for me it was it was smoking and also like
Speaker 2: someone who's like aggressively against kids. Yeah, it doesn't make
Speaker 2: sense to me if someone hates kids, what what happened?
Speaker 2: That's rough?
Speaker 1: Who hurt you? Hurt is a small child?
Speaker 2: Which kid hurt you? And I trust me? I got
Speaker 2: three of them. They can test you, They can really
Speaker 2: test you.
Speaker 1: I have one. I genuinely feel like I've been backed
Speaker 1: into a corner.
Speaker 2: Here was This was not my choice to feel like
Speaker 2: this or to deliver what you're about to say.
Speaker 6: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 4: All right, I'm going to say I couldn't be with
Speaker 4: someone who doesn't like to exercise.
Speaker 2: Shallow much.
Speaker 1: Shame, shame, excuse me.
Speaker 3: His name has to be Greg, and it must be
Speaker 3: a sport. That's a very good His name is not
Speaker 3: Greg Jose is an interesting?
Speaker 2: Is that the deal Joe's do there have to be
Speaker 2: a former professional sportsman? Is that the deal named Greg?
Speaker 1: Okay? And my new Greg is going to be so
Speaker 1: offended that you said former.
Speaker 2: Where are you? Where are you at? With Greg Norman?
Speaker 6: Here you go?
Speaker 2: It was so funny learning No, it's interesting.
Speaker 1: It's not a superficial thing. It's not. I just yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: Joe's pull the other one mate.
Speaker 2: That has exercise.
Speaker 4: I like exercise. It's a common interest. Okay, So don't
Speaker 4: make it out to be something that it's not.
Speaker 2: Okay. So what you're saying is, what if they had
Speaker 2: a big goal you need do you need a six pack?
Speaker 2: Do you need a six pack?
Speaker 1: Not six four? Minimum four?
Speaker 2: What is going on? Well, producer flag, you're out of
Speaker 2: the race. So you're telling me there's no.
Speaker 1: Oh, you needed this conversation to know that.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what This is a very very concerning study.
Speaker 2: That's karma straight out of the heart of friend. Ants
Speaker 2: to be honest with you, I'm not overly surprised.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just google French music. Certain is that what happened?
Speaker 2: Got this one for his Well, that's not too bad
Speaker 2: that okay.
Speaker 4: A French government agency has received backlash for telling people
Speaker 4: that they wash their.
Speaker 1: Clothes too often.
Speaker 4: Yes, I'll repeat that too often, and that it's fine
Speaker 4: to wear gym clothes. What about this at least three times,
Speaker 4: three times before throwing them in the wash?
Speaker 2: No, I'm not sure about that. Like, what are you doing? Okay? Okay,
Speaker 2: enter produce a flat and I know why I'm entering here,
Speaker 2: But do you know what? Do you know why he's
Speaker 2: entering Because this is a man that when he goes
Speaker 2: to the gym, he leaves it all there, and that
Speaker 2: is blood, sweat, it is maybe a bit of urine
Speaker 2: because he's pushing that hard all through his clothes. And
Speaker 2: that's just one session.
Speaker 4: The man has never touched a cardiover sheet at the
Speaker 4: gym in his entire existence.
Speaker 2: I don't know how they work.
Speaker 1: Bike skin. Have you been on the bike? I'm intimidated,
Speaker 1: been on the treadmill, elliptical?
Speaker 2: I don't even know what elliptical is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, four pieces of equipment that you have never touched.
Speaker 2: But what Hayes's trying to say is I'm a sweater, sweater,
Speaker 2: big sweater. But I'm saying he's a big sweater because
Speaker 2: he works hard. And I would say, like row proportion
Speaker 2: of people work really hard. Where you've got genuine sweat,
Speaker 2: like an infused piece of clothing with sweat three three times,
Speaker 2: three times, that is just not great for the other
Speaker 2: people in the gym.
Speaker 7: If nothing else, There's no way I could wear the
Speaker 7: same shirt three times because I would smell it's wet.
Speaker 2: After the first one.
Speaker 1: What about you, Andrew Hayes.
Speaker 2: I'm exactly the same, Do you know what though? What
Speaker 2: I will it's a little bit gross, but I do
Speaker 2: keep some gym clothes in the back of my car. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and sometimes they're there for more than three goes, like
Speaker 2: a lot really because the drys it does dry. But
Speaker 2: that's if I know I'm going for a run, and
Speaker 2: I won't be in the gym when I share it
Speaker 2: with other people, right, Can I say this? Run along tyrans?
Speaker 2: So the ducks get very offended? But who are they
Speaker 2: going to tell?
Speaker 4: I don't mean to be offensive when I say this,
Speaker 4: but men stink more than women when we go to
Speaker 4: the gym.
Speaker 1: You do, I get upset.
Speaker 2: No, that's extremely fair.
Speaker 4: There is no chance in hell you guys should be
Speaker 4: wearing gym clothes three times back o yeh.
Speaker 7: I just love that hazy saying, oh, yeah, I'll wear
Speaker 7: the same gym clothes you run without a shirt on, mate.
Speaker 2: True, that's just me being efficient.