Speaker 1: Welcome to person number one podcast. You're listening to The
Speaker 1: Jamo and Dylan Show. Yeah, yeah, we're on the way
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Speaker 1: you guys, and welcome back to another episode of The
Speaker 1: Jammo and Dylan Show. Firstly, thanks for being patient. We've
Speaker 1: had a couple of interesting weeks. We had Deal's birthday
Speaker 1: down South. We took a week off, we deserved it.
Speaker 1: Then we came back with a swashbuckling episode that was
Speaker 1: a good one great episode, and then I was struck
Speaker 1: down with the devil's illness. Yeah you is. You were
Speaker 1: for at least four or five days. Yeah, it was bad. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah you think you caught it from from work for sure. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like it just happens. You know, we're using keyboards and
Speaker 1: mouses at our work, and like there's a lot of
Speaker 1: people in the office yep, and COVID, a lot of
Speaker 1: points of contact. Yeah, COVID went around the office and
Speaker 1: I was thinking, like, surely you've had it enough time.
Speaker 1: It's like you're all good. And then yeah, it struck
Speaker 1: me down. There was two two days there where I
Speaker 1: was really really unwell, to the point where like you're
Speaker 1: not living life, So you thought I'm on the end here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then mum had a test at home, so tested,
Speaker 1: and then I didn't want to get anyone sick, so
Speaker 1: didn't see anyone last week. But back on the men
Speaker 1: back all good. Now, I was telling you before, I'm
Speaker 1: feeling like I'm one hundred percent Now it's just that
Speaker 1: little tickle in the back of the throat, lingering. It
Speaker 1: just lingers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, especially in winter, it does oyst there. You know,
Speaker 2: it gets cold in person and nine people don't want
Speaker 2: to believe it.
Speaker 1: But it does. But how good has may been weather wise?
Speaker 1: So yeah, no, it's been perfect. It's blue skies during
Speaker 1: the day. It's like twenty six and sunny, which is
Speaker 1: ideally like some of the best weather you.
Speaker 2: Can until next Wednesday. So next Wednesday will get into
Speaker 2: the that's into the twentieth of May. It is these
Speaker 2: this is the weather twenty five, twenty five, twenty five,
Speaker 2: twenty three, twenty three, twenty four, twenty four, and it's
Speaker 2: all sunny.
Speaker 1: Sunny is exactly.
Speaker 2: So we're pretty much getting sunny weather until call it June. June,
Speaker 2: July starts to get down and then you know, August
Speaker 2: a bit. But the end of August comes September, like
Speaker 2: you kick it into spring and you're happy again.
Speaker 1: We're back and better than ever. Yeah. So yeah, no,
Speaker 1: weather's been elite. Rains more here than in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: You mentioned that a couple of weeks ago, which is surprising,
Speaker 2: isn't very surprising.
Speaker 1: When it rains, it pause. When it rains in perse
Speaker 1: we're not built for it. So everywhere just floods.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it'll rain for twenty minutes and then the roads
Speaker 2: will be flooded.
Speaker 1: There'll be leaks in shops.
Speaker 2: Yeah, driving home from like work or just driving at
Speaker 2: nice roads just flood bro, Like, I don't know what
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so great weather, but sickness is going around even
Speaker 1: though it's still nice. It's just it's cold at night.
Speaker 1: Like you said, so like your night's are cold, drops
Speaker 1: to like eleven ten, I reckon your mornings are cold,
Speaker 1: but then your days are beautiful. Yea, Like now onwards
Speaker 1: is elite. We just need to soak it up for
Speaker 1: while we have it and then grind through winter yep.
Speaker 2: And then well the boys are off to Europe. They
Speaker 2: even Rog's going, so we're not solo going with his
Speaker 2: Uni to Germany. Yeah, and then half of our group's going.
Speaker 2: So it's me, you, Frank, Rambo and Andrew left. YEP,
Speaker 2: that's an interesting fight. Good bunch, good bunch us farther
Speaker 2: on a night out.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it happened, but in saying that, yeah,
Speaker 1: Rog is going to Germany for a physio tripod then
Speaker 1: he's also doing some other stuff after, so I'm excited
Speaker 1: for him. I just want a daily update of everything
Speaker 1: he's doing. Oh, I want a camera on h came trip.
Speaker 2: I hope he bumps into the other boys somehow, that'd
Speaker 2: be elite.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or bumps into like party listeners who are also
Speaker 1: over there. Look out for guys at the Trevi found.
Speaker 2: I genuinely don't know where in Germany he is. He
Speaker 2: probably wouldn't want us to share that either, to be fair, No,
Speaker 2: but I would.
Speaker 1: Like to know, and you would like to know.
Speaker 2: We will last look out for Rog in Europe in
Speaker 2: July and August to be there.
Speaker 1: Where did he say he's going Germany? Italy?
Speaker 2: And then that's what he's really said, right, because he
Speaker 2: is spending some time.
Speaker 1: Is how long is the prack for?
Speaker 2: Is it like a two weeks? I think it's three
Speaker 2: but then he's spending some time after as well. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that he wants to travel, but he hasn't said. Let
Speaker 2: me message him, I'll say.
Speaker 1: And then we'll get back to you guys. He probably
Speaker 1: won't get back to us by the end of this party, no,
Speaker 1: because he's doing his physiopractice. But they're also.
Speaker 2: On the weekends of the PRAC they're doing little trips.
Speaker 2: I think they're going to Amsterdam one weekend, maybe Berlin another.
Speaker 1: He said something like that. Yeah, okay, so he will
Speaker 1: be getting around look out for one himself, a nice
Speaker 1: German missus.
Speaker 2: I'd imagine with the German girl where that'd be sick
Speaker 2: baby steps.
Speaker 1: Imagine he came back with one like he convinced a
Speaker 1: German filled the homeland or from Italy, from anywhere.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because he could probably do do some damage with
Speaker 2: the rog nedda name.
Speaker 1: Walking into the airport. We go pick him up from
Speaker 1: the air and he just looked. He's in love.
Speaker 2: Is like the in between us when they come home.
Speaker 2: Oh handy shit, bro, he's going to be He's going
Speaker 2: to look so happy.
Speaker 1: So yeah, the sickness of death was horrific. I really
Speaker 1: didn't enjoy it. But the interesting thing. I spent lots
Speaker 1: of time with Grace during it. She didn't get sick. Yep, Dad,
Speaker 1: he was kind of sick the week beforehand, and then
Speaker 1: Mum who was I stayed at mums for a couple
Speaker 1: of nights, like she was kind of looking after me
Speaker 1: and no sickness, no sickness. Well yeah I wasn't contagious.
Speaker 1: But yeah, that's that. And I've written down here on
Speaker 1: the run sheet. I actually missed staying with Rog yep,
Speaker 1: like that was a good weekend. It was fun.
Speaker 2: Just like I thought to myself, how's it going to
Speaker 2: be actually staying with Rog, because you know, sleeping over
Speaker 2: and seeing them twenty four to seven and he's just
Speaker 2: the same.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it didn't surprise me. Almost slightly better version of himself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like he's easier to hang out with for a
Speaker 2: longer period of time than he is for twenty minutes
Speaker 2: at Nando when he just wants to go home.
Speaker 1: He's just he keeps himself. He's as quiet as a mouse.
Speaker 1: But he also likes to have a good time, and
Speaker 1: that's what we love. He does love an occasion, and
Speaker 1: there will be an occasion in a month's time. We
Speaker 1: have decided to just step back from the horse racing
Speaker 1: for a little bit and we'll be back on it
Speaker 1: on the fourteenth.
Speaker 2: Yes, we're going to go to one winter day and
Speaker 2: then we're just gonna wait for Ascot in the spring
Speaker 2: and really fucking hit it hard this spring and summer.
Speaker 2: Head on, head on, back and head on. But yeah,
Speaker 2: we're going to go to Belmont for a bit of
Speaker 2: winter racing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you boys have never been there. I haven't
Speaker 1: been for a while, so we should just go down
Speaker 1: and have a little look free entry, nice perth race entry, Yeah, walking,
Speaker 1: distick post to plenty of things, which is great. So yeah,
Speaker 1: we've got that to look forward to. And we went.
Speaker 1: We went on a little Instagram live before we started
Speaker 1: this for the first time in over Sure Lavario and
Speaker 1: got to speak to some of you guys, which was good.
Speaker 1: None of you wanted to join and talk to us,
Speaker 1: which was a bit flattening, but it is what it is. Now.
Speaker 1: Lady Gaga performed in Rio. Did you see this? I
Speaker 1: haven't so she performed. I need to double check, but
Speaker 1: she performed in Rio on Copa Kabana Beach nice which
Speaker 1: is the really long strip main one. Yeah, right now, Nah,
Speaker 1: think of like a big crowd, like a festival crowd
Speaker 1: or something like in Perth and massive festivals. Probably twenty
Speaker 1: k people.
Speaker 2: Like I listen out, Yeah, yeah, like crime listen out.
Speaker 2: That's just twenty k's but Iri origin, yeah, listen out,
Speaker 2: it's got to be twenty k.
Speaker 1: It's peak. Now. Let me just have a look at
Speaker 1: what happened here. Okay, so just try and guess how
Speaker 1: many people went to watch Lady Gaga on Copacabana Beach.
Speaker 1: We'll play, we'll play higher or lower.
Speaker 2: How many people can fit on a each bro quarter
Speaker 2: quarter one thousand higher, seventy higher. Wow, we're getting to
Speaker 2: we're getting to finals now, okay, yeap eighty six higher,
Speaker 2: So we're gettingto Grand Final day.
Speaker 1: One ten higher.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what event we're at now, one
Speaker 2: fifty higher. Okay, we're getting to color. I don't even
Speaker 2: know where we're at. I'll give you two thirty.
Speaker 1: I'll give you a hint, shoot way higher, five hundred
Speaker 1: thousand higher. Oh come on, bro, no big series. I'll
Speaker 1: show you the photo. Eight ninety higher, one point eight higher,
Speaker 1: you mean higher than one point eight million? Four point
Speaker 1: two bro, two point five million? The fuck I'll find
Speaker 1: the phone.
Speaker 2: That's going to be the largest concert ever. It was
Speaker 2: so bro, how BIG's this beach?
Speaker 1: So it so basically here's the stage, then this is
Speaker 1: all beach and then city on that side, and it
Speaker 1: just went back forever and ever and ever. But like that,
Speaker 1: there's probably like fifty thousand, Like what the fuck? It's crazy?
Speaker 1: Two and a half million people? Yeah, oh wait, we
Speaker 1: got the official is two point one Wow. But even
Speaker 1: that is incredible in itself. And there's Gaga in front
Speaker 1: of what would be a very multicultural crowd because it's
Speaker 1: a tourist destination. So you've got people from all around
Speaker 1: the world. Is it like a free concert or some shit?
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it was. I'll say it was. Beach
Speaker 1: is fucked now? Yeah? Was Rio Lady Gaga free? Yeah,
Speaker 1: completely free, breaking the world record of two point five
Speaker 1: million people anyway, crazy. I thought that was mad two
Speaker 1: million bro. So then I had a question, if you
Speaker 1: were a singer or a performer or an artist, where
Speaker 1: in the world would you like to play? That would
Speaker 1: be let's take that one out because that would be sick.
Speaker 1: Imagine after party at Rio. So what venue would like
Speaker 1: to be? Where? Because obviously you'd like to tick off
Speaker 1: the MCG.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like Wembley Stadium or but I'm thinking something a
Speaker 2: bit more creative.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking less stadium like now more in the world. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like playing at the Pyramids of Geezer in g or
Speaker 1: playing actually just all the place, the Wonders of the World. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they would be unreal. Imagine the Wonders of the World
Speaker 1: music too.
Speaker 2: The MCG would be elite as an Australian because you
Speaker 2: feel like, yeah, I've made it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, especially if you tick off the one hundred thousand
Speaker 1: something I would trifle. He's good in the world that
Speaker 1: I want to It's one you've got to think about, yeah.
Speaker 2: Because I got to think of some of my favorite places,
Speaker 2: you know, and where i'd want to in the coliseum
Speaker 2: or in the college.
Speaker 1: They've got to rebuild that ship. Yeah, come on, fuck Italy, Like,
Speaker 1: what are you doing? It is ruins you could. I
Speaker 1: promise you.
Speaker 2: If you rebuild it, it's going to be one of
Speaker 2: the coolest venues ever.
Speaker 1: Keep it authentic. If they build it, nerds will come
Speaker 1: exactly imagine all the geeks, well even just regular people
Speaker 1: and yeah, put a line versus human in there. Bro'll like, okay,
Speaker 1: a thousand for that ticket if we can, you try Okay,
Speaker 1: you play devil's advocate here, yeah, yeah, you try and
Speaker 1: shoot down my idea or our idea of the colosseum thing. Okay, So,
Speaker 1: convicted felon that is one hund murdered a child. Okay,
Speaker 1: all humans deserve to be treated with respect. Okay, fuck that.
Speaker 1: Just put him in there with a lion, right, one man,
Speaker 1: one lion. We watched the footage of him kill a
Speaker 1: little girl beforehand.
Speaker 2: No show it to the lion, Bro, it would do
Speaker 2: something I reckon the line will start like going crazy, Bro,
Speaker 2: protective instinct or like cgi a.
Speaker 1: Lion's head on, or just make the kid look like
Speaker 1: a lion a lion. Yeah, so we won't show the footage.
Speaker 1: That's fair. We'll cut that bit out we can.
Speaker 2: But what if b if the criminal wins, say he wins,
Speaker 2: does he get let free? I think that has to
Speaker 2: be the fucking it has to come.
Speaker 1: What if he just what if he just somehow beats
Speaker 1: the line, Bro, then everyone goes ah. Bro submits it
Speaker 1: gets in the headlock line, taps out number, and then
Speaker 1: the lion's dead. Imagine Bro and then he calls himself
Speaker 1: the Lion King. Oh no, create a cult following, and
Speaker 1: then he wears a lion mask every time he fights,
Speaker 1: rips its head off. Broon's not going to happen though,
Speaker 1: Oh no, But I would, look.
Speaker 2: I would go to the coliseum just to see people fight,
Speaker 2: like even.
Speaker 1: What didn't they say they were going to do? Like
Speaker 1: Musk and Zuckerberg there as a joke once. I don't know,
Speaker 1: would you watch two people who willingly want to fight
Speaker 1: with swords and stuff? Hell yeah, I would. And would
Speaker 1: you feel okay watching them lose arms and hests and stuff?
Speaker 1: I think so. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I've never seen it before, so I don't know how
Speaker 2: it reacts.
Speaker 1: I think it would be horrific, them screaming out as
Speaker 1: their arms off and blood's going everywhere. We've come a
Speaker 1: long way in the world.
Speaker 2: People like to shoot on the world, but that's what
Speaker 2: used to happen. Yeah, these days we get usc you know.
Speaker 2: That's as close as it gets.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but what's better. I'd probably watch it online in person.
Speaker 1: You could stream that, but I would probably happily watch
Speaker 1: like a really bad criminal yep, yeah, the ones that
Speaker 1: have done hainous crimes. I'd love to watch them get
Speaker 1: done in. Yeah, yeah, yep, And imagine this is getting
Speaker 1: a bit morbid now, but like if you're the victim's parents,
Speaker 1: you get to pick the animal. Oh what animal would
Speaker 1: you be? So you could go four grizzly bears, import
Speaker 1: them from Canada. Let's go at it. Polar bears. Bro,
Speaker 1: they're violent, they're violent, they're violent, bro. Rhinoceroses. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: just straight through four elephants. Imagine one man and he's
Speaker 1: just looking at that and then the feet just go bang,
Speaker 1: stomp him bang, just into nothing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the compression. Imagine the sound of the spine, bro.
Speaker 1: And then with their trunks they start sucking up his
Speaker 1: clothes and then he's nude and he's there and he's
Speaker 1: they're the nude. Is that too far? Is it? No?
Speaker 1: I mean I guess it would happen. Yeah. We can't
Speaker 1: get too far with that topic. There's no boundaries with that.
Speaker 1: We really like explored that idea. Yeah. I like her. Yeah. Nice.
Speaker 1: Hopefully the people like to what would your do you
Speaker 1: think it should happen? Were? I think we're strong in
Speaker 1: the S category. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think it'd be
Speaker 1: great and we could find a stream to watch it
Speaker 1: because it's probably going to be high money pay per view.
Speaker 1: Oh bro, you're paying a lot of money for that.
Speaker 1: Have you ever texted the wrong person deal like accidentally? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I have.
Speaker 2: I accaid the text that Zach once talking about traveling,
Speaker 2: but I was I thought for some reason it was
Speaker 2: kri okay, so I saying, oh, we had like a
Speaker 2: really good time here blah blah blah. And then Zach
Speaker 2: was like a couple ex'es as well, Yeah, a couple x'es.
Speaker 2: And then he was like what and I was like,
Speaker 2: oh shit, I thought it was Carli. Yeah, that's the
Speaker 2: only one I can remember of recently.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I had won in high school. Yeah, bad one. Okay. Yeah, So,
Speaker 1: like I remember I was talking to this girl and
Speaker 1: I was probably like fifteen at the time, fifteen, just
Speaker 1: you know, a messenger, just flicking off messages here and there,
Speaker 1: and you know, I think that I'm I'm doing well
Speaker 1: in my element whatever whatever, And then it might have
Speaker 1: even been at the very start, I don't know who
Speaker 1: I messaged. Instead it was like you or rog or
Speaker 1: one of the boys or something. So I was, yeah,
Speaker 1: messaging a girl, and then I got a reply from her,
Speaker 1: and I needed a bit of help on what to
Speaker 1: say back, So then I sent the screenshot of the
Speaker 1: chat back to her instead of to one of you.
Speaker 1: Who wow. And then I'm pretty sure before i'd noticed,
Speaker 1: I said, oh, like, what do you think she means
Speaker 1: by this? What should I say back? It was probably
Speaker 1: the most empass What did she regre with? Ha haha,
Speaker 1: it's all good, like we've all been there or something,
Speaker 1: which was like, that's nice, that was fine, but it
Speaker 1: definitely could have gone the wrong way. So I'd love
Speaker 1: to know, you, guys, what's the worst one you've sent,
Speaker 1: because I can guarantee there's probably been said sent some
Speaker 1: horrific ones, but like ones to your mum accidentally, or
Speaker 1: ones to your school teachers, or like some ones that
Speaker 1: you really shouldn't be doing. Yeah, maybe even you've accidentally
Speaker 1: flicked off a nude to like Nan or something, Oh
Speaker 1: to Nan, Bro. Yeah, that's that's There's not it hasn't
Speaker 1: happened before. Bro. All my grandparents have passed away, but
Speaker 1: like imagine Grace gr Grandma gr accidentally g r A
Speaker 1: as well. Gra Oh no, so that's you know, I reckon,
Speaker 1: It's definitely happened a lot. I reckon it happens all
Speaker 1: the time. I'd love to know what you guys think
Speaker 1: of that, and if you've had any of those happen
Speaker 1: to you. But luckily you haven't had any bad ones.
Speaker 2: Nothing too crazy for me. Now this is from GPT right.
Speaker 2: A good friend of the show chat Chat helps us
Speaker 2: out came up with a few things. Would you do
Speaker 2: these things for a million dollars? Would you do this
Speaker 2: for a million? Never use the internet again? No, I
Speaker 2: don't think I would either lick a public toilet see yep,
Speaker 2: for sure.
Speaker 1: That one's pretty easy.
Speaker 2: Shave your head and eyebrows and keep them off for
Speaker 2: two years.
Speaker 1: That's bad for two years and you get the meal
Speaker 1: and it's only a meal.
Speaker 2: See Like, I would hate to do it, but then
Speaker 2: I feel like i'd feel weird to not like I'd
Speaker 2: feel like a pussy for not doing that.
Speaker 1: Oh for sure, because it's like such an eads like
Speaker 1: don't have yeah, don't have such an ego. But then
Speaker 1: like people would get used to it anyway. And if
Speaker 1: you told your mate to look then get into high fashion. Yeah, true,
Speaker 1: you'd be an Australian Fashion Week.
Speaker 2: Just say boys, I know this is pretty bad, but
Speaker 2: like a meal is coming. I wonder if you're allowed
Speaker 2: to tell them that, because if you're not allowed, well,
Speaker 2: there's no rules here. We can make them due never
Speaker 2: drink alcohol again. Delete So for the rest of my life.
Speaker 2: It's probably a bit Wait, that sounds bad that I
Speaker 2: just instantly said, but I know what you mean, Like
Speaker 2: you're missing out on a lot of fun. It's a
Speaker 2: lot like I love a beer or yeah, yeah that's
Speaker 2: what they said. Not even champagne at the wedding, never
Speaker 2: cracking a bottle again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's completely okay to be sober. I just
Speaker 1: don't know if it.
Speaker 2: Would be great because I get the miller, buy a house,
Speaker 2: can't even have a beer in my own house.
Speaker 1: What's the point? Bro? Delete your phone and live with
Speaker 1: only a landline for a year. Delete my phone, like,
Speaker 1: throw it away, no phone.
Speaker 2: I could do that, I think for a year, like
Speaker 2: the adjustment period would be hard.
Speaker 1: Oh it's one year, but I could do that. Ye,
Speaker 1: give up music forever.
Speaker 2: Music's the essence of life. Live in isolation for one year, Nah,
Speaker 2: you drive yourself crazy and kill yourself.
Speaker 1: That would be tough.
Speaker 2: Forget the past five years of your life completely.
Speaker 1: No, my last five years has been some of the best.
Speaker 1: You couldn't get rid of that for a moment. I
Speaker 1: think so that they're like memories that will have forever.
Speaker 1: There we go. That's that. I'll actually I'll ask this
Speaker 1: one as well. A couple of what wyrs? Yeah, a
Speaker 1: few more wyrs thanks to chatter Chatterbox GT. Let's have
Speaker 1: a quick look heire on the laptop. These ones are
Speaker 1: a bit silly, but I kind of like it. Would
Speaker 1: you rather fight a kangaroo every time you leave the house,
Speaker 1: We'll have a magpie sweep you once a day for
Speaker 1: the rest of your life. Swoop. Okay, fighting a kangaroo,
Speaker 1: Fuck that, bro, every time you leave the house is crazy,
Speaker 1: it is, But like the swoop once a day for
Speaker 1: the rest of.
Speaker 2: It the kangaroo every time I live, I might leave
Speaker 2: my house five times in a day.
Speaker 1: It's actually dumb question. It should have been kangaroo once
Speaker 1: a fortnight.
Speaker 2: Or something, because I'm not fighting a kangaroo every time
Speaker 2: I leave the house.
Speaker 1: I might leave the house five times. Five fights, bro,
Speaker 1: five five minute round. Oh yeah, world championship fight against kanga.
Speaker 1: I'm going to bring a knife to that. Also shout
Speaker 1: out Jack Della Madelina.
Speaker 2: Oh bro, what a performance, just unreal, unreal.
Speaker 1: On top, we've got a Perth world champion of the UFC,
Speaker 1: and he beat him up.
Speaker 2: Like as the fight went on, he started to get
Speaker 2: on top of him, landed that big knie in the last.
Speaker 1: So close to finishing him in the last, and like
Speaker 1: he just had nothing less.
Speaker 2: I got worried in the last because old Matelal started
Speaker 2: getting on top of him and I thought, I'm like,
Speaker 2: he's just going to lay on him, and he kept
Speaker 2: you know, that's the thing.
Speaker 1: I was surprised he was able to get up and
Speaker 1: to all those pussies that keep saying that or but
Speaker 1: I'll just fought on his feet the whole fight. He
Speaker 1: had ten takedown attempts him down, that's why. And then
Speaker 1: they said that his most ever takedown attempts in a
Speaker 1: fight was twelve or thirteen and his average is what
Speaker 1: he did in that time, so nothing actually changed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he just couldn't keep him down and he only took
Speaker 1: him down three times, which.
Speaker 2: Even when he was on the three times he was
Speaker 2: on him, he was just laying on him. Yeah, And
Speaker 2: I was like when he did that, I'm like, he's
Speaker 2: going to try.
Speaker 1: And on him. It was only still around maybe two
Speaker 1: moments where I thought that he was vulnerable, but he
Speaker 1: just slipped out and got back on his feet. Movement
Speaker 1: was really good. So that was really impressive and he
Speaker 1: was crazy bro. And now we're going to get I
Speaker 1: really think that we're going to get the big card
Speaker 1: here in person. I think they'll do it now and
Speaker 1: I think Volk's going to be on it as well.
Speaker 1: When is it meant to be? We've joked around like
Speaker 1: last time the Perth Card was on, we couldn't get tickets.
Speaker 1: We tried hard and then they were really expensive. I
Speaker 1: know it's going to be expensive. It's one of the
Speaker 1: biggest tickets in sport. But then the last time that
Speaker 1: it was over here in Perth, we're in London.
Speaker 2: So it just says later in the They still haven't
Speaker 2: really given a date, but you can UFC events.
Speaker 1: Back end of the year, so we're going to get
Speaker 1: another big one in Perth, which would be good. I'm
Speaker 1: excited for that.
Speaker 2: So I feel like it'll be three twenty, will be
Speaker 2: in Perth maybe if they do it pay per view,
Speaker 2: which would be probably September.
Speaker 1: Ish make sure we're here for that. We have the
Speaker 1: right contacts to get in. It's going to be a
Speaker 1: big event. We imagine they do. Jack Deller and Vulcan
Speaker 1: the same. I feel like it's a big possibility because.
Speaker 2: They both would be capable of fighting then like they
Speaker 2: didn't take Jack did take some facial damage, but I
Speaker 2: don't think anything too bad from what I've heard in Vulk,
Speaker 2: I think will be fine.
Speaker 1: That's still a lot of time.
Speaker 2: Looked great in his last I couldn't. I couldn't believe
Speaker 2: the comeback of Vault, Like that's some legendary shit.
Speaker 1: Bro. Yeah, we were not haters, but we were so
Speaker 1: scared for his I didn't want to.
Speaker 2: Keep see him get knocked out and I was like,
Speaker 2: he's lost it. Usually when they start getting knocked out,
Speaker 2: their chin goes, but he.
Speaker 1: Got a back. Bro, how old's Vulk?
Speaker 2: Now he's got to be thirty five, I reckon, Yeah,
Speaker 2: getting up there got to be thirty five.
Speaker 1: Vulk is Vulcan thirty six. Yeah, he's probably only got
Speaker 1: a couple of really good fights left and then that'll
Speaker 1: be it. But what a legend? Bro? Would you rather
Speaker 1: have a voice that sounds like Siri? Or a voice
Speaker 1: that sounds like a Minion now on that Minion voice off,
Speaker 1: I'm not having that. I'll go Siri, Bro, would you
Speaker 1: rather randomly scream mum every hour or break into a
Speaker 1: TikTok dance once a day in public? Mum? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: the TikTok once a day and it's but I reckon
Speaker 1: you'd become famous like you randomly break into the TikTok
Speaker 1: dance and then everyone's like, oh my god, he's doing it,
Speaker 1: he's doing it now. I'm actually going that every hour
Speaker 1: probably just a d I don't know, is every hour
Speaker 1: like twenty four hours, like while you're sleeping? Surely not.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's just like that.
Speaker 2: It doesn't wake you up though, but you're still screaming's
Speaker 2: not come in?
Speaker 1: What and you're doing it all day? She thinks you're
Speaker 1: the boy club yep, yep ah.
Speaker 2: Well it actually might be later than you're c three
Speaker 2: twenties apparently going to be in Mexico September thirteenth, so
Speaker 2: we're looking at in October.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe even in November. Yeah, get per in summer.
Speaker 2: They don't know what to hit him back to the
Speaker 2: Do you know that they will come here and go
Speaker 2: this place is heaven.
Speaker 1: Yeah, unreal, unreal. You had something happen at your workplace
Speaker 1: this week and did it was incredible?
Speaker 2: So I deal with You know, there's obviously people who
Speaker 2: come in who have some mental problems, right, fair enough,
Speaker 2: you know that's a part of life.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: Now, this one fella who's a regular regga has some issues,
Speaker 2: and he came in I want to say throughout the
Speaker 2: day at least twenty times, at least twenty no exaggeration,
Speaker 2: no exaggeration, twenty And you know, a lot of these
Speaker 2: people with the problems don't.
Speaker 1: Have a way to access their money.
Speaker 2: They have to come up and write their name down,
Speaker 2: and the old school way physical and asking oh you know,
Speaker 2: coming back five minutes after he's just come in, money's
Speaker 2: still not in mate.
Speaker 1: Sorry, you know. You know, first time he punches the table,
Speaker 1: he's angry. Ah looks at you like.
Speaker 2: But sometimes he looks at you with kindness. Sometimes it
Speaker 2: looks like he's got nothing there, like it's weird.
Speaker 1: So you reckon, there's a few voices in the head.
Speaker 1: There could be twenty yep.
Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, so back and forth, back and forth, back
Speaker 2: and forth, comes back in one of the girls serves him.
Speaker 1: I'm at the front, and then I just hear her
Speaker 1: go stop, please stop, And I was thinking, oh, no,
Speaker 1: he's attacked her. He hasn't done that. The money's not in,
Speaker 1: so she's gone, look the money's not in. Sorry, So
Speaker 1: he's done this.
Speaker 2: Bro, done that and just started digging his finger into
Speaker 2: his eyebrow.
Speaker 1: Out of like anger, out of why is it not
Speaker 1: in his eye? Gouging eye, gouging himself. Bro horrific, And
Speaker 1: Dylan just mimicked.
Speaker 2: Open opening the eye with your right hand and then
Speaker 2: just stick the finger into like the side.
Speaker 1: It was, Bro, it was really fun. Is he making
Speaker 1: noises and stuff when he was doing it? None? That's
Speaker 1: even more sick.
Speaker 2: Didn't make a noise, walked out. He did apologize about
Speaker 2: twenty minutes later, and he came in.
Speaker 1: These eyes are red.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, Bro said sorry. Came in maybe five, six, seven,
Speaker 2: eight more times after.
Speaker 1: That, oh, twenty eight times. Yeah. It didn't get his
Speaker 1: money because there was none in there. Ah, what do
Speaker 1: you reckon? He was just wanting to buy.
Speaker 2: I have no clue, Bro. Do you think I don't
Speaker 2: even know if he knows how to use money? Do
Speaker 2: you reckon he was he's a drug user or just
Speaker 2: pure mental problems.
Speaker 1: I can't tell.
Speaker 2: To be honest to me, it seems like lots of
Speaker 2: mental problem because he doesn't necessarily like skin wise and
Speaker 2: eyes don't look like they're being affected by drugs majorly.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Have you served him a couple of
Speaker 1: times yourself? Yeah? And is he like sometimes just seem
Speaker 1: like a nice bloke? Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 2: And even when he's nice, you can tell he's got
Speaker 2: some problems, Like he's a bit crazy bro. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: crazy fella.
Speaker 1: But you know what, very interesting? What can you do? Mate?
Speaker 1: A couple more? What can you do? We've got a few.
Speaker 2: We've got a few, a few interesting stories from the world.
Speaker 2: Some of these stories right sent him by chat GPT,
Speaker 2: verified by me. I'll see there's Moreno shout out. Plunged
Speaker 2: forty seven stories and lived forty seven stories, broke and
Speaker 2: like a movie.
Speaker 1: Where he landed in the truck fielded pillows or this guy.
Speaker 1: I don't think it was like a movie.
Speaker 2: This guy right was a window washer, okay, New York
Speaker 2: City high rise buildings skyline, washing the windows with his
Speaker 2: brother wax On waxof working together. Right, They both fall,
Speaker 2: his brother dead. Obviously, forty seven windows the scaffolding they
Speaker 2: were on broke, and he's just plunging broke plunging brother
Speaker 2: obviously didn't make it, but he somehow Bro survived this
Speaker 2: forty seven stories and his injuries twenty four pints of blood,
Speaker 2: nineteen pints of plasma, sixteen surgeries to repair ten broken bones,
Speaker 2: collapse lungs, damaged kidneys, blood, cock clots in the brain,
Speaker 2: and then eighteen days later, he spoke for the first
Speaker 2: time on Christmas Day.
Speaker 1: Can you what's his name again?
Speaker 2: Alcides? Al c IDEs, Ye, Marino.
Speaker 1: I just want to see if there's photos. Oh wait,
Speaker 1: here's him now, Bro. Like he looks pretty good.
Speaker 2: Bro, that's a fucking amazing effort.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Wow, Oh that feeling was there? Photo of it?
Speaker 1: My god, that terrific.
Speaker 2: It's crazy, crazy job. I see them and I think, Wow,
Speaker 2: they're brave people. I wonder if they get paid a lot.
Speaker 1: I don't know how he survived enough. I'll look at
Speaker 1: what he looked like before. Yep, nice and big smile, happy,
Speaker 1: and now he's like he's seen some stuff. Like I
Speaker 1: can't believe he's alive. Bro, Oh, it's him. And his brother. Bro,
Speaker 1: that's really forty seven stories. That's a long face the building.
Speaker 1: Oh now he walks for charity. Shout out to you,
Speaker 1: alcides moreno damn man.
Speaker 2: And then we've got another fella, Yamagucciucci. This bloke lived
Speaker 2: to ninety six years.
Speaker 1: Of age and the original tamagotchi, and.
Speaker 2: He's the only person officially recognized as surviving both atomic bombs.
Speaker 2: What a Japanese engineer who happened to be in Hiroshima
Speaker 2: for a business trip when it was bombed. Then he
Speaker 2: returned to Nagasaki bombed again. Bro, He's probably thinking what
Speaker 2: is going on?
Speaker 1: They're thinking that he's getting targeted.
Speaker 2: Imagine you go on a business trip, the city gets bombed,
Speaker 2: you come back home, he gets bombed with the nuke.
Speaker 2: You're thinking, what's going What have I done wrong?
Speaker 1: Mate? Yeah? That would be a big moment of why
Speaker 1: always me poor fella? But he's alive. He lived in
Speaker 1: ninety six. Bro. That's incredible because a lot of those
Speaker 1: people have nuclear crazy effects and a lot of deformities
Speaker 1: and stuff. So it's actually pretty crazy that happened. Atomic bombs,
Speaker 1: nuclear wars, that stuff. Like, I understand that it's every
Speaker 1: like every country has it all Most countries have it
Speaker 1: as like a potential in like a it's a backup plan.
Speaker 1: It's like if something happens, we've got it, and it
Speaker 1: kind of ends everything. It's a big threat. But it's
Speaker 1: so damaging, like really damaging. You don't want people just
Speaker 1: really nearly doing that shit. Bro, I'm pretty sure it's
Speaker 1: like really affected future generations of people in those areas.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well those places are like quarantine zones for
Speaker 2: a long time after.
Speaker 1: That's horrific. Good stories though, well, sad stories, but interesting story,
Speaker 1: there's no doubt about that. All Right. We've got one
Speaker 1: confession sent in today, so let's run up that one.
Speaker 1: It's now time to dive into your deepest and darkest confessions.
Speaker 1: Let's hear what the people have to get off their chest. Alrighty,
Speaker 1: So we have this confession sent in, got this one
Speaker 1: on the laptop and called himself Jake. Yeah, and he
Speaker 1: said that he's fine for his name as long as
Speaker 1: there's no last name, he's fine. All right. She cheated
Speaker 1: on me with both of my best mates both. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, boys, buckle in and just I want to
Speaker 1: add this is very well written respect for once. This
Speaker 1: guy has to be in the English department in some
Speaker 1: capacity or done well at English. All right, boys, buckle in.
Speaker 1: I've been sitting on this story for a while, but
Speaker 1: if we're doing confession time, I may as well drop
Speaker 1: the nuclear one. We asked that. How fitting is that?
Speaker 1: So I was with this girl we'll call her Talia.
Speaker 1: I've even read this one. That's just crazy, smart, hot,
Speaker 1: kind of too clever for her own good. We've been
Speaker 1: dating for nearly two years. Alright, that's nice, nice, real
Speaker 1: high school sweetheart energy. Everyone said we were that couple, okay,
Speaker 1: you know, the type, always at parties together, sharing hoodies,
Speaker 1: matching phone, full papers, all that crim stuff. Anyway, I
Speaker 1: was solid. I never even looked sideways at another girl.
Speaker 1: And my mates, my circle tired as hell, Maddie and Ellie. So,
Speaker 1: Maddie and Eli, they weren't just my boys, they were
Speaker 1: my brothers. Grew up with them, trusted them with everything.
Speaker 1: Then one weekend everything blew up. We're at this big party,
Speaker 1: Dylan's place. It was a big night. Some shit go down.
Speaker 1: It was good for me, not for him, not for Jake. Maddie.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, I was going to say not for Jake,
Speaker 2: Maddie and Eli, but it wasn't too bad.
Speaker 1: Made Eli classic, messy night, Beer's pissed music nice. Half
Speaker 1: the people shouldn't have even been there. I had a
Speaker 1: few too many early on and ended up crashing out
Speaker 1: in the spare room. We all been there. Yeah. Next morning,
Speaker 1: I wake up and I'm getting weird looks from everyone.
Speaker 1: One of the boys, not going to name drop him
Speaker 1: because he's still solid, pulls me aside. So he's dropped
Speaker 1: the names of the boys who did him wrong, but
Speaker 1: he's keeping the other one she should do in the
Speaker 1: opposite Yeah. I wake up and getting weird looks one
Speaker 1: of the boys. Yeah, he pulls me aside and shows
Speaker 1: me something on his phone. It's a video and then
Speaker 1: some photos my girlfriend in Maddie's hoodie in Dylan's room
Speaker 1: with Eli in the Eli in the fucking background, shirt off, smiling.
Speaker 1: You don't need audio when the visual tells you. Everything
Speaker 1: turns out while I was passed out by my fucking
Speaker 1: room bro, show some respect. Man turns out while I
Speaker 1: was passed out, my missus had a late night bonding
Speaker 1: session with not one but two of my best mates.
Speaker 1: Same night, same house, under the same fucking roof. I
Speaker 1: confronted her, She cried, she gave me the whole moment
Speaker 1: of weakness routine said, we hadn't felt connected lately, Nah,
Speaker 1: I felt plenty connected when you were sitting on both
Speaker 1: of my best friends. Maddie tried to text me, Eli
Speaker 1: couldn't even look me in the eye. Group chat deleted
Speaker 1: makeship dead. And the worst part, they didn't even seem
Speaker 1: that sorry, just looks it happened. So yeah, I lost
Speaker 1: my girl and my two best mates in one night.
Speaker 1: Full blown betrayal. Speeder oh No said. If you think
Speaker 1: listening to this only happens in movies, I'm living proof
Speaker 1: it doesn't. Trust your gut. Maybe don't pass out Earli
Speaker 1: at parties. Damn damn brother, he got cheated his two
Speaker 1: best mates and it was on video. Why is no
Speaker 1: one waking him up? And hey, mate, you should probably
Speaker 1: go have a look. They're letting him get one last
Speaker 1: sleep in before he has No. That's terrible, that's sad man.
Speaker 1: What a story though, Thanks for sharing that. Thanks for that,
Speaker 1: appreciate it.
Speaker 2: We've got an article coming out potentially forgot about this.
Speaker 1: Potentially. I don't believe we skipped it. Yeah, So I
Speaker 1: got a DM. Now. Obviously I feature in a lot
Speaker 1: of Grace's videos. So Grace is quite big on Instagram
Speaker 1: and TikTok, and I feature in some of the videos.
Speaker 1: Some of them are quite fun to do. I got
Speaker 1: a DM right. I won't say the name, but it
Speaker 1: basically reads as follows hey, so and so here from
Speaker 1: news dot com dot au. I was wondering if you'd
Speaker 1: be open to having a chat with me for an
Speaker 1: article about some of your TikTok videos with your girlfriend.
Speaker 1: When I saw that, I knew what it was already. Okay,
Speaker 1: I've seen a lot of the comments and it mustn't
Speaker 1: be nice being told you're punching all the time. I'd
Speaker 1: love to know how you deal with this, what Gracie
Speaker 1: thinks about at all, and let me know if you're
Speaker 1: keen to chat. So I text Gracey. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know what, why not a bit of exposure, a
Speaker 1: bit of it'll be interesting to look back on. So basically,
Speaker 1: we post these videos and then because we do, who's punching?
Speaker 1: Thousands of comments likes Like I get ripped, right, But
Speaker 1: I've gotten used to it. It's been a long time.
Speaker 1: I just yeah, like I know it's coming, and every
Speaker 1: video I do, I'm like, well, it's the part of
Speaker 1: the I've heard it all already, so like it can't
Speaker 1: be that bad. Some of them are crazy, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: sometime I get DMS that's silly. DMS is insane. Bro
Speaker 1: oh fuck you do that ugly dog? Oh no, anyway,
Speaker 1: so it's like, can you tell me how old? So
Speaker 1: I didn't want to do a phone interview because with
Speaker 1: a phone interview you kind of on your tone. You
Speaker 1: have time to think properly, and if you don't, if
Speaker 1: you don't respond properly, they can twist it in whichever way.
Speaker 1: So I went down the voice note route and she goes,
Speaker 1: absolute legend. Thanks for this. I'll let you know when
Speaker 1: the article is live. So okay, I'll share that with
Speaker 1: you when it's live, you guys, and you can hopefully
Speaker 1: they well, you know what they're going to do. I
Speaker 1: already know because they didn't ask for photos or anything.
Speaker 1: They're just going to, like I assume it's going to
Speaker 1: be on the online website or on an app or something,
Speaker 1: and I reckon they're going to find the worst version
Speaker 1: of me in a grace video and use that as
Speaker 1: the cover photo, or they can try and find the
Speaker 1: best version of me and then be like, yeah, we'll see.
Speaker 1: But at the end of the day, I've taken the risk.
Speaker 1: I know how media works. People aren't trustworthy, but it'll
Speaker 1: be interesting to see how it goes and if they
Speaker 1: twist words or like, I've got all the receipts. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: I've got all the voice messages, so if something goes
Speaker 1: tits up, I've got all of the people back it up,
Speaker 1: and we'll be starting a war with news dot Com
Speaker 1: starting a war. Boy. But if they write it nicely
Speaker 1: and they're good about it, yeah, yeah, yeah, But I
Speaker 1: think it's going to be interesting because I don't know
Speaker 1: if the girl who approached me knows that we did.
Speaker 1: Who's punching, I know what you mean. It seems like
Speaker 1: she didn't. Hey, yeah, But at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: it is what it is. We judge peas game, we
Speaker 1: judge people with permission. Yeah yeah, yeah, but I guess
Speaker 1: it does leave us open to it as well. But hey,
Speaker 1: that's the world, that's the Internet. Much love everyone. Hope
Speaker 1: you enjoyed this episode. I quite enjoyed it. It's a
Speaker 1: good one. Good variation, good variation, good deep diving, good
Speaker 1: quick wirdness quality, superstar quality. Have a good week. Everyone,
Speaker 1: Happy Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, whatever you're at. So yeah,