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Speaker 1: All right, Jake, tell me how you would feel in

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Speaker 1: this scenario. You are driving to work. Say you have

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Speaker 1: it even worse, it's now an electric bike, so he

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Speaker 1: thinks he's a car. How do you feel, stimulator, We're

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Speaker 1: back again. Fuck bike rider. Honestly, that has been my

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Speaker 1: biggest pet peeve recently, So PSA, anyone who likes bike

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Speaker 1: riders probably isn't gonna like this podcast because we hate Yeah.

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Speaker 2: No, actually there's a few episodes but were we were

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Speaker 1: But what has been happening to me recently is with

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Speaker 1: all these people will think they're cars because they can

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Speaker 2: I've been seeing kids on these fat Boy electric bike

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Speaker 1: Riding on the road.

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Speaker 2: No helmet, no shoes, just bodies coming from the beach.

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Speaker 1: What my mom made me wear the ugliest helmet same,

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Speaker 2: Worst bike helmet when I was driving. I used to

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Speaker 2: I'm not wearing this helmet. I ride past my own

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Speaker 2: house one day on the road as well, dickhead right.

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Speaker 1: On the road. Mistake.

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Speaker 2: I get back that afternoon. I'm oblivious. I'm obliter I

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Speaker 2: think I've gotten away with it. As soon as I

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Speaker 1: Hear Jake Mitchell Kraig. I still didn't know because it

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Speaker 2: And then they go, we saw you riding past the

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Speaker 1: You need to know your surroundings. As soon as you're

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Speaker 1: I had such a good day riding my bike with

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Speaker 2: I made them get me a skateboard helmet, one of

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Speaker 1: I just get like and I was like this, if

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Speaker 1: I also think like electric bike takes away the fun

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Speaker 1: it's a good point. It's probably called a fat boy

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Speaker 1: IG question of the week, which is things mums would

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Speaker 2: I can relate to a lot of yeah, you kick

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Speaker 2: things off things mums would never say. Classic one, you're

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Speaker 2: How good is it when your mom's angry okay, but

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Speaker 2: Things your mum would never say. What's your body count?

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Speaker 2: Things moms would never say, don't worry about your fate.

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Speaker 1: Just enjoy your twenties. Don't worry about your fate. Why

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Speaker 1: They never do things. Mum would never say, you're right,

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Speaker 1: it's hard in a relationship to say you were right,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, mate. A mom will never say no. They

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Speaker 2: You're like, wait, do you know fucking hell things your

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Speaker 2: I think there's a fine line too, just becomes icky.

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Speaker 2: I know, yeah, when they're so Actually, Maddie, Maddie and

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Speaker 2: I talked about it because I got her on Passenger Princess,

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Speaker 2: It just gets She's like, I just try and get

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Speaker 1: Dick I can imagine. Yeah, I'd find that so wicky. Like,

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Speaker 2: Things moms would never say, You shouldn't go to school

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Speaker 2: my stepmum apologized, oh really because she was pissed at me,

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Speaker 1: Things moms would never say, I'm proud of you. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: That I need to send that we're proud of you.

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Speaker 1: are proud of you? Yeah, I'm a mom, mummy? Yeah, audio, Okay, mummy,

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Speaker 2: You're oh, so it's my room. It's my room, is it?

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Speaker 1: Kids are brats. But I can't wait out these fights.

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Speaker 1: I'm out. We've said all mine, like subconsciously.

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Speaker 2: Okay, last one things your mum would never say, Oh no,

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Speaker 2: like we I'm scared. I'm scared to be a parent, right,

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Speaker 2: and then from when you have the kid, you're fifteen

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Speaker 2: Sometimes I sit down and think like I don't want

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Speaker 2: Fair enough, fair enough, okay, guys. Next up on the

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Speaker 1: That are wrong. No, no, no, no no. What we had

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Speaker 2: Like girl snacks, Yeah, girl snacks, or their little dance

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Speaker 1: No no, no, no no.

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Speaker 2: And I I think I purposely didn't put it in

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Speaker 1: Sake, because you need to see that on the camera. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna be a ship dad. You maybe lose confidence

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Speaker 1: all my confidence a lot for these segments gone down

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Speaker 1: start tog out list to gog. What am I doing?

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Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no no no no no. I just

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Speaker 1: I've got gravy around my face. I'm ready to talk

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Speaker 1: about male assumptions that are wrong. Love it. Let's go.

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Speaker 1: Male assumptions that are wrong. No means I should try

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Speaker 1: a little bit more facts. No means no.

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Speaker 2: Male hears no, and they hear maybe no means fucking no. Bro. Yes, Wow,

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Speaker 2: that's a good one. Male assumptions that are wrong. This

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Speaker 2: that I do knowingly wrong. Is that you're thinking, No,

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Speaker 2: that's not my thinking. Oh I swear you say it

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Speaker 2: I have to catch myself right, right, right, it's fucking

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Speaker 2: so it's like I catch I get if I'm doing.

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Speaker 2: If I do something wrong, then to be fair, this

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Speaker 2: is knowingly wrong. If I do something unknowingly wrong and

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Speaker 2: say Beth says something about it or Joanna says something

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Speaker 1: Like my first thing is just like fuck, I do

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Speaker 1: so much right.

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Speaker 2: I try so hard, but then I need to before

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Speaker 2: I come out trying and defend myself, I have to

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Speaker 2: remember like, okay, but I'm still allowed to do things

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Speaker 2: wrong and be wrong. Yeah, it's the hardest thing of it.

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Speaker 2: But I find you always like so many guys will

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Speaker 2: be like, oh I do ninety five percent things right,

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Speaker 2: like I can get a couple of things wrong, and

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Speaker 2: like a lot of the dilemmas we get is like

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Speaker 2: he's perfect, but wrongs are still wrong.

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Speaker 1: Wrongs are still fucking wrong. You can be so right,

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Speaker 1: but you can still do something wrong.

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Speaker 2: You don't have to be one hundred percent, but you

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Speaker 2: can't knowingly do something wrong and justify it by being like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: but I treat you so well, you.

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Speaker 1: Can't justify it. Yeah, except that you are allowed to

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Speaker 1: do things wrong and you can make people feel bad

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Speaker 1: even if you're perfect otherwise.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Male assumptions that are wrong. As soon as we

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Speaker 1: start dating, I can stop putting effort into myself.

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Speaker 2: Good one, good one. Guys let themselves go, I know,

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Speaker 2: like weekly.

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Speaker 1: You can also put that on, Like, as soon as

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Speaker 1: we start dating, I can stop trying in the relationship.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that's actually a good point. Mate, I get chubby,

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Speaker 1: and now I'm not taking you on dates because we're dating.

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Speaker 1: Just love me.

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Speaker 2: Male assumptions that are wrong. My girlfriend hasn't given me

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Speaker 2: a schedule for the day. That must mean we're going

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Speaker 2: with the flow. Yeah, that's wrong.

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Speaker 1: That's right, isn't wrong.

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Speaker 2: I swear she has a made up schedule in your

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Speaker 2: in her head, and if you do not abide by

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Speaker 2: said schedule, you're fucked.

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Speaker 1: Oh I just assumed that men, we were going with

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Speaker 1: the flow. Yes, whatever, male assumptions that are wrong. Women

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Speaker 1: aren't funny. Oh wait, dude, guys always say that. I know, wow,

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Speaker 1: and my girlfriend has made me laugh at least once.

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Speaker 1: I'm kidding. Girls are funny. Yeah, no, I find I

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Speaker 1: find my girlfriend to be very funny. Yeah. I think Maddie,

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Speaker 1: our manager, is fucking funny. Yeah. I think girl's sense

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Speaker 1: of humor adds so much value to every conversation. No,

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Speaker 1: facts that that's yeah, that's guys do say that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they say the girls aren't funny. We just like control.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but guys are like, please, don't take the only

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Speaker 2: thing we have. Yeah, don't take the only thing we have.

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Speaker 1: Male assumptions that are wrong.

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Speaker 2: In my head, she's my girlfriend, so it's only safe

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Speaker 2: to assume that she feels the same. Ah, So I

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Speaker 2: don't think I will ask it to be my girlfriend.

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Speaker 2: Facts that one.

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Speaker 1: That's like saying let's just put a date on it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've did that once in a fast relationships.

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Speaker 1: We all learn, though, we all learn. Hopefully people learn

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Speaker 1: from this podcast not doing it to a girl. Yeah no, hopefully.

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Speaker 1: Male assumptions that are wrong. Women are always flattered by

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Speaker 1: attention from guys. Oh fuck, that's a good one.

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Speaker 2: Okay with hate today? Yeah you did, Okay, I got

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Speaker 2: a good one to follow that up. Male assumptions that

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Speaker 2: are wrong. Girls wear makeup and dress nice to impress

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Speaker 2: other guys.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's so wrong. And in my naivity of

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Speaker 1: being like seven and eighteen, I used to think that same.

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Speaker 1: I actually did as well.

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Speaker 2: I learned that and now it's kind of like, wait,

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Speaker 2: I dress nice because I just want to feel good.

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Speaker 1: Yes, oh everyone must do that. Yeah, what the fuck

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Speaker 1: are we so weird? I don't know. It's something about

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Speaker 1: I don't even know why we think like that. It's weird. Hey,

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Speaker 1: got a couple more male assumptions that are wrong. Women

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Speaker 1: want to be taken care of. Ooh, that can be

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Speaker 1: taken both ways. It's cool. That's interesting because like some

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Speaker 1: actually might some do, yeah, but some don't. So I

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Speaker 1: don't think we should assume. Oh no, no, you can't assume.

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Speaker 1: Yeah no, no, no, no no, that's a good point. Actually,

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Speaker 1: I think a lot of men think, like, I just

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Speaker 1: need to provide for it and she'll be happy. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Where's a lot of women like their independence. They like

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Speaker 1: having their own job, their own lives.

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Speaker 2: Obviously, Male assumptions that are wrong, feeling the weight and

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Speaker 2: need maybe to be the provider. Oh yeah, assuming that

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Speaker 2: you need to be the breadwinner, the provider the Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's actually like, I guess that's one that's kind of

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Speaker 2: like we're saying, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Talk about it, yeah, talk about it. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Male assumptions that are wrong. It's my last one. The

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Speaker 2: louder my car is, the more girls I'll get.

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Speaker 1: I fucking hate those cars that are super loud. Whoever

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Speaker 1: is driving those cars has never talked to a girl. Facts, Ah,

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Speaker 1: gives me the yicks. I'm like, just mind of my

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Speaker 1: own business. The pub, I'm having a snitty like I'm

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Speaker 1: about to finish my sneer and goes h and I'm like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: the small willy fucking oath. He does another.

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Speaker 2: Asumptions that are wrong, all right, The bigger the truck,

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Speaker 2: the more the girls.

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Speaker 1: Bullshit. Yes, the bigger the tires, the more girls you get. Bullshit.

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Speaker 1: Fucking hell.

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Speaker 2: Half the time you see one of those big, massive

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Speaker 2: trucks roll past, right, it's like a guy hops out

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Speaker 2: and he's like five five yeah, and you're like, dude.

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Speaker 1: You had to buy a step ladder to get in that.

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Speaker 1: How about chill. I know, I know, I know. Made

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Speaker 1: heart doesn't always matter does when he does a big truck.

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Speaker 1: I'm out as well. Thank you everybody for listening. Oh

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Speaker 1: we love you. That was stimulated. Stay bad

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